1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,250 ♪ Crash and Bern ♪ 2 00:00:03,586 --> 00:00:06,126 [Wyatt] Step around here! Get that-- yeah! Yes! 3 00:00:06,214 --> 00:00:07,304 [both] Woo-Hoo! 4 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:10,142 -New high score! -Ha ha! 5 00:00:10,218 --> 00:00:12,928 This is the best moment in Wyatt and Pesto history. 6 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:13,931 Yeah! 7 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:17,814 Um, when you guys said we were gonna ride motorcycles, 8 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:21,272 I thought you meant real motorcycles. 9 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:22,444 We're 12. 10 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:24,773 Right... 11 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:28,188 Sorry, Snake, Dagger, Eugene. 12 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,818 Another time? [chuckles] 13 00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:30,824 See you at book club? 14 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,162 Sorry. 15 00:00:33,241 --> 00:00:35,661 -Hmm. Dagger's lost weight. -Yeah. 16 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,834 He eats that yogurt that makes you poop a lot. 17 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:39,162 Oh! 18 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:41,787 Hey, uh, you guys don't have the high score. 19 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,745 Some dude named "Weesto" does. 20 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:47,456 Uh... [chuckles] That would be "Westo." 21 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:51,630 As in Wyatt and Pesto. 22 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:52,838 Huh? Uh-uh. 23 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:56,678 If you combine the two names together, it makes "Westo"! 24 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:58,809 Totally not following, 25 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,692 but really enjoying how agitated this is making you. 26 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,108 Okay, my turn to ride! 27 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:05,149 -No! -Hmm? 28 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:07,481 Me and Wyatt have to play as many times as we can. 29 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,237 They're retiring the machine this weekend. 30 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,569 Whoever has the high score on a game when it's retired, 31 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,624 gets their picture up on the wall of fame. 32 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,621 Huh? 33 00:01:16,701 --> 00:01:18,371 Pesto and I have been working on our pose. 34 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:19,753 What do you think? Tough guy? 35 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:22,169 Male model. 36 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:26,344 Or how about superhero? 37 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,587 Well, wait. You're doing the same pose. 38 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:32,684 I'm male model, man. 39 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:38,009 What's your super power? Making up stupid nicknames? 40 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,218 [laughing] 41 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:41,557 -Whatever, let's just play some more. -Yeah. 42 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:43,603 Sweet! I wanna play too. 43 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:45,903 Ha ha! 44 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:47,070 Turn left! 45 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:48,898 Right! Faster! 46 00:01:48,983 --> 00:01:50,243 Are we there yet? 47 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:51,358 [grunts] 48 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:56,783 Wow, you're really intense when you drive. 49 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:58,866 I can't see. Get out of the way. 50 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,122 What? Ooh! 51 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,418 Ha ha! 52 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:06,878 A good driver trusts his instincts. 53 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:07,920 [Pesto] Hey! 54 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:12,625 Wow. You have terrible instincts. Oof! 55 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:19,425 ♪ Let me tell you about the Bernsteins ♪ 56 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,274 ♪ Yo, I'ma let you finish ♪ 57 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:23,059 -♪ But ding-dong ♪ -♪ Who's that? ♪ 58 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,233 ♪ Yo, it's Crash at the door ♪ 59 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,900 ♪ Don't wait for you to open Kick it down hard core ♪ 60 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,190 ♪ A purple with a 'tude Where your mom hide the food? ♪ 61 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,944 -♪ In the fridge ♪ -♪ I'ma eat it then we tear it up, dude 62 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:34,317 ♪ No make-up or feelings Tea parties or dolls ♪ 63 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:35,574 ♪ Now it's ninjas and football ♪ 64 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:36,905 -♪ And face slams ♪ -♪ Good call ♪ 65 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,240 ♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪ 66 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:39,494 ♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪ 67 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:40,946 ♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪ 68 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:41,866 ♪ What he said ♪ 69 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:43,293 ♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪ 70 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:44,621 ♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪ 71 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,036 ♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪ 72 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,084 ♪ What he said ♪ 73 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,247 ♪ It's war against awesome But awesome's gotta soar ♪ 74 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:52,006 -♪ I'll be grounded forever ♪ -♪ That's what friends are for ♪ 75 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:54,298 ♪ Crash and Bernstein Crash and Bernstein ♪ 76 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:56,052 -♪ Crash and Bern... ♪ -♪ I said "Stein" ♪ 77 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,804 ♪ What he said ♪ 78 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,140 [chuckles] 79 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,644 [grunts] Time to poison my brain hole. 80 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:10,358 [bell dings, cheering on TV] 81 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,070 -[sound stops] -Hey, I was watching that. 82 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,611 And now you're not. 83 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:17,695 [grunts and groans] 84 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:20,491 [screams] Mine mine mine mine mine! 85 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:25,122 [Crash groaning] 86 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:28,206 Oh, yes! 87 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,591 I am the ruler of the remote! 88 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:33,089 I win and you lose. 89 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:37,761 Because you are a little girl, and I am a man! 90 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:40,552 Hey! Give me back my blank-blank. 91 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,847 Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine! 92 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,351 [both groaning] 93 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:45,522 [sofa leg cracks] 94 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:46,600 Ah! 95 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:50,188 We broke the sofa! Mom is going to kill us. 96 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:55,031 Cleo, chill. It's just the leg. I could totally fix it. 97 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,070 Just relax. 98 00:03:57,153 --> 00:03:58,453 [exhales] 99 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:03,617 Okay, we're dead. 100 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:06,872 [screaming] 101 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,415 Crash! 102 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,995 We have to stay cool. 103 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,165 [calmly] Cool. 104 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:16,087 Okay, we have to find a way out of this. 105 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:18,842 Ooh! A cover-up. I'm on board. 106 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:22,345 What should we do? Uh... oh! Trash the place? Eh. 107 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,849 Oh! Hide out in Mexico? 108 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:26,561 If we're heading to Mexico, 109 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:29,061 we may as well keep on going all the way to Peru. 110 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:31,404 I know a guy there who can rent us a llama. 111 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:33,269 I need to think! 112 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:36,146 Can you just stop talking for two seconds? 113 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:39,034 [inhales deeply, holds breath] 114 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:42,909 [groaning] 115 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:49,712 Oh man that was impossible, it felt like forever, 116 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:52,499 please don't make me do it again, seriously it's only 20 bucks a llama! 117 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,754 We need to doctor the crime scene. 118 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:57,417 Oh! Get Amanda's brush. 119 00:04:57,505 --> 00:05:00,085 We can leave some hair in case Mom does a DNA test. 120 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,755 No, I got a better idea. 121 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:04,183 Get me some gumballs, some copper piping 122 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,102 and a leaf blower. 123 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,851 Oh, never mind. 124 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:10,306 I got it all right here. 125 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,272 Cleo, give me a hand. 126 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:16,614 -Yeah. Ha ha! -That's actually not that bad. 127 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:18,191 -Mm-hmm. -Now we need to keep 128 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,896 anyone from sitting on it till we get it fixed for real. 129 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,067 Check. I'll take first watch. 130 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:24,528 Ah. 131 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,204 I'm gonna need more gumballs. 132 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,830 [doorbell rings] 133 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:41,014 You ready to play some cards? 134 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:43,641 Wow! 135 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:46,008 And only seven summers at magic camp. 136 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:49,183 It's okay. I got another deck up my... 137 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:51,024 Up my... 138 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:54,521 You have more cards, right? 139 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:57,357 Mm-hmm. I keep them in a drawer. 140 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,030 Like a normal person. 141 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,990 Oh, by the way, I invited Crash to play with us. 142 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:04,491 Why'd you have to invite him? 143 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:05,912 He ruins everything. 144 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:07,954 Just give him a chance. 145 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,544 It's gonna be a friendly game. 146 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:13,538 All right, suckers! 147 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:15,083 Game on! 148 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:17,086 Get out your money so I can start taking it. 149 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:19,708 Oh, and Pesto? No crying when you lose. 150 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,336 No tears on my game table. 151 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,180 I don't cry when I lose. 152 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,260 I cry when I disappoint myself. 153 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:31,425 The game's "go fish." Oklahoma-style. 154 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:34,306 Ten cards. Kings and lady kings are wild. 155 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,484 Deadwood knocks, aces are a no-- 156 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,403 Does this think come with a kill switch? 157 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,981 Yup, two of 'em. Mm. Mm. 158 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:44,781 Oh, yeah? I'm so scared of those tiny little fists. 159 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:47,373 All right, guys. As much as I'd like to see you two guys 160 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:50,449 compete for the light light light lightweight championships, 161 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:51,865 we've got cards to play. 162 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,119 Crash, you have any sevens? 163 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:57,375 Um... go fish. 164 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,668 Wyatt, what card did Crash just put in his shirt? 165 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:05,054 -Huh! -It's a seven. 166 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:09,014 Oh, a seven! [laughing] 167 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,505 I misunderstood. Okay, my turn. 168 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,518 -Wyatt, do you-- -Actually, it's still my turn. 169 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,690 No, you just had your turn. Wyatt-- 170 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,729 No, I asked you for a seven, and you had a seven. It's still my turn. 171 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,773 Again with the turns, Pesto! 172 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,777 You and your turns and your sevens! 173 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:25,149 Nobody cares how many sevens you have. 174 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:27,566 I have lots of sevens. 175 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:30,623 This guy's a cheater! I'm not playing with him! 176 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,620 Hey, you don't like the way I play "go fish"? 177 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:33,792 How about this? 178 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:34,870 Go... fish! 179 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,327 [grunts] 180 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,963 [both grunting] 181 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:43,054 Hey! Look at you guys. 182 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,879 You found something you have in common. 183 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:47,384 You both like slapping each other with fish. 184 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,682 From now on, if you're gonna hang out with this purple punk, 185 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,425 you could do it without me! 186 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,095 -But-- -Yeah well, 187 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,943 if you're gonna hang out with that clown, 188 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,228 you're gonna have to do it without me! 189 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,732 Oh, great. 190 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,234 You know, not only did you guys mess up the card game, 191 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:06,066 but I'm pretty sure that this was supposed to be 192 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,652 tomorrow night's dinner! 193 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,195 We've gotta do something fast. 194 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:17,246 That couch is a ticking time bomb. 195 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,920 You found my time bomb? 196 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,918 -What? -Eh... 197 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,381 Nothing. Uh-- 198 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:25,300 I've been monitoring the sofa sitch. No one's sat on it. 199 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:29,380 Although, I've had to resort to some extreme measures. 200 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,180 [Crash yelling] 201 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:37,347 And that's what it feels like to be an NFL quarterback. 202 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,104 [groans] Thanks for the tip. 203 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:42,475 Hey guys! Staying out of trouble? 204 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:43,864 -Of course! -What have you heard? 205 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:47,236 I mean, of course we are. 206 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:48,568 Yeah... Don't sit on the sofa! 207 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,453 -What? Why? -Um, uh-- 208 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:54,780 Because... A lot of people are sitting on exercise balls these days. 209 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:58,288 You know, it's really good for helping strengthen your core. 210 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,461 -Core. -Mm. 211 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,669 Yeah well, my core and I have an agreement. 212 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,040 I don't bother it, and it doesn't bother me. 213 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,431 See? Weak core. 214 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,088 You should sit on the ball. 215 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:21,638 [screaming] 216 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,059 Hey! 217 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,857 Hey hey, relax! 218 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:26,980 Relax. 219 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,647 I'm just working on a way to keep Cleo off our side of the room. 220 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:30,566 Oh. 221 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:33,413 'Cause if she comes anywhere near our side of the room, 222 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,950 she'll have to deal with this. 223 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,365 Awkward silence? 224 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,956 It was supposed to zap her with a really bright laser. 225 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:44,882 Hmm. 226 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,049 Come on. Whoa! 227 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:50,634 I'll modify that. 228 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,928 Hey. Let's go prank Pesto. 229 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,890 I got something warm and smelly to leave on his porch. 230 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:58,635 -[chuckles] -[inhales] Oh! 231 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,603 Whoa, Crash. That's disgusting. 232 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,854 I know. It's broccoli. 233 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,020 Can't you just give him a chance? 234 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,356 You guys actually have a lot in common. 235 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,491 Really? Does Pesto like to do this? 236 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,065 Ooh! Oh! Yeah! Oh! 237 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:15,986 Huh? 238 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,874 Uh, no. 239 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,581 [grunts] All right. Oh, I know. 240 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:22,411 Does he cry at the sight of a beautiful sunset? 241 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,537 Yes! Yes, he does! 242 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,094 He does? [laughing] 243 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,588 And you wanna be friends with that baby? 244 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,341 [laughing] Oh! 245 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,803 Boo-hoo! Where did the sun go? 246 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,803 It might never come back! 247 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,755 [laughing] 248 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,390 Oh, Wyatt! You're disgusting! 249 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,015 Open a window! 250 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,772 It wasn't me. Crash had a bag of hot broccoli. 251 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:49,065 Oh, sure. Blame it on broccoli. 252 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,939 Your body does horrible things. Own it! 253 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,741 I'm serious. He's gonna use it on Pesto. 254 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,069 Your friends still don't like each other? 255 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:58,988 No. 256 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:01,155 Well, why don't you force them to hang out 257 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,464 like mom did with us sharing a room? 258 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,668 Eventually, we got bored of hating each other 259 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,579 and started to get along. 260 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:11,343 Now control your smells or I'll shave off your eyebrows 261 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,591 while you sleep! 262 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:21,222 Ah. Nothing like being on my hog 263 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,676 and feeling the wind smack my face. 264 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,517 You know you're facing the wrong way, don't you? 265 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,853 I am not! 266 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,107 Just keeping an eye out for Johnny law. 267 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:31,784 Oh, there he is! 268 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,108 Hey, Johnny! 269 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,953 Good to see you. Love that guy. 270 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,874 Oh, hey Pesto. 271 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,409 What brings you to the arcade? 272 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:44,253 Um, my parents own it. 273 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,709 And I got your text. 274 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:49,459 I would have been here sooner, but I stepped in a bag of broccoli. 275 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,252 Oh, you and your old Italian expressions. 276 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,417 [chuckling] 277 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,255 -Ow, cramp cramp cramp! -Ha ha. 278 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,930 Ow! Oh! 279 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,338 Ow, my leg! 280 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,426 Ah, I can't play anymore. 281 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,972 But I already put 40 tokens in the game. 282 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,976 Pesto. You gotta take over for me. 283 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,309 I get free tokens. 284 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,984 I don't need to play with him. 285 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,152 He says you ride like a loser. 286 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,731 Oh, it's on. 287 00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:17,608 Pshh, you ready to lose, loser man? 288 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:21,446 -We're on the same team, butt for brains. -Ah! Oh. 289 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:25,453 Strong, precise, excellent use of the open hand. 290 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:29,037 Your smacking skills are more impressive than I ever imagined. 291 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:30,834 Ride with me. 292 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:33,165 [Pest] Left. 293 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,710 [Crash] Right. 294 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,300 Raccoon! 295 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,513 Correction: Road kill. 296 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,801 [both laughing] 297 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,144 [Crash] Whoa! Ho ho ho ho! 298 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,299 -Well well. Look who's hanging out. -Yeah! Shh! 299 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:44,676 We're about to hit the high score. 300 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:46,643 -Really? -Mm. 301 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,265 Whoa whoa. Oh! 302 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,311 [both] New high score! 303 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,145 -Yeah! -We're gonna be on the wall of fame. 304 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:55,480 -Yeah, we are. -Wow, that's great, guys. 305 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,147 The wall of fame. You two. 306 00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:01,449 I put in our name. "Cresto." [chuckles] 307 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:06,371 Whoa... That's "Crash" and "Pesto." 308 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,543 How come nobody else in the entire world 309 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,212 has ever thought about combining their two names 310 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:16,212 to make one awesome name? 311 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,547 Well actually, Pesto and I-- 312 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,224 You know what? Doesn't matter. 313 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,051 It's just cool that you guys are getting along. 314 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,676 Now we can all hang out together. 315 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:27,313 Oh, we should wear something awesome in our picture. 316 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:30,890 [Crash and Pesto] Matching motorcycle jackets! 317 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,347 Great minds think alike. 318 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,397 And great behinds think alike. 319 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,401 Ha ha! Later, Bernstein. 320 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,493 Bye... Cresto. 321 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,821 Uh... Hey, Bernstein? 322 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,906 I couldn't leave you here all alone. 323 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,081 Uh, I need you-- 324 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,869 -Thanks, Crash. -Now hold on, let me finish. 325 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:52,080 I need to you to lend me 50 bucks so I could buy motorcycle jackets. 326 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,173 ♪ Kick it down, Crash and Bern ♪ 327 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,213 Okay, new sofa plan. 328 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:03,217 Instead of keeping people off it, we need someone to sit on it, 329 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:06,391 so then it'll "break" and we can blame it on them. 330 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,933 We just need to set a trap. 331 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,274 Ah, yes! 332 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,769 Just like the trap I set to keep people from touching all my traps. 333 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:17,823 No time for a trap. 334 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,189 -We've got company. -Oh. 335 00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:23,778 Hey, mom! It's been forever. We should catch up. 336 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,623 You sit on the couch, while I sit on the coffee table facing you, 337 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,871 so we can create extra intimacy. 338 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:34,714 Actually, I've gotten kinda used to sitting on this exercise ball. 339 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,331 My core is ripped. 340 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,877 Uh... I was here first! Hmph! 341 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,383 Crash? What is wrong with you? 342 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,465 Um, you know, I can't breathe and I'm slowly blacking out, 343 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,302 but, uh, other than that, I can't complain. 344 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,266 Ooh! That's a load off. 345 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,978 You weigh a ton! 346 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,860 Well, in that case, I'd better work off some calories! 347 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:59,018 -Wait wait, no-- -[groans] 348 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,227 Count 'em off for me, Crash. 349 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,646 -One... -Yup! 350 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,735 -Two... -Only 98 more to go. 351 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:04,780 Three! 352 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,573 -Wohoo! -Four... 353 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,701 Hey, Bernstein, I got your message and I got here as soon as I could. 354 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,207 I left that message like nine hours ago. 355 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,540 Yeah, I was at the movies with Pesto. 356 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,165 Then I shot hoops with Pesto. 357 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,962 Then me and Pesto spent like four hours 358 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,956 outside your building just kinda doing nothing. 359 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:25,218 So nine hours is as fast as I could get here. 360 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,894 Okay. 361 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,799 Now that you're here, I wanted to show you 362 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,888 the improvements I've made to our border security. 363 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,273 [whirring] 364 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,730 [robot voice] Cleo alert! 365 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,849 Return to the stupid side of the room or face the consequences. 366 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,265 [Crash] Dude, that is epic! 367 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,607 You haven't seen the best part-- 368 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,611 No, I'm sorry. I'm on the phone with Pesto. 369 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,947 So epic! 370 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,869 T minus one hour to wrestling! Oh, yeah! 371 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,618 Sweet! Pesto's coming over to watch wrestling with us? 372 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,911 [gasps] We can teach him our pre-match ritual. 373 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,245 [both grunting] 374 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,580 [both] We're about to watch wrestling! 375 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,205 [both groaning] 376 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,092 Aw, Pesto would love that. 377 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,589 But we actually got tickets to see the match live. 378 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:04,512 See you later. 379 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,339 What? Why didn't you ask me to go? 380 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,054 Uh well, I didn't know you liked wrestling. 381 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,014 We watch wrestling together all the time. 382 00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:12,255 We have a pre-match ritual that clearly states: 383 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,677 "We're about to watch wrestling." 384 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,185 Oh, yeah. 385 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,689 I never really thought about the subtext to it. 386 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:21,861 Eh, I don't have to go. 387 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,530 Our friendship is more important than a wrestling match. 388 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,529 Look, if you really wanna go-- 389 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:27,451 Okay, bye. 390 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:32,493 So, Pesto and Crash are hanging out? 391 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,115 I guess my plan worked. 392 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,412 Yeah, your plan worked great. 393 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,656 Now they're best friends 394 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,417 and they're doing all this stuff without me. 395 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,039 They're even gonna be on the wall of fame without me! 396 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:44,667 -I'm sorry, Wyatt. -Thanks, Cleo. 397 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,634 I'm sorry you're being such a baby about this! 398 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,093 I'm not being a baby! 399 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:53,216 I just wanna be on that wall and I want my friends to play with me. 400 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,430 Okay, so that was a teeny bit baby. 401 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,942 You know what? Forget those guys. 402 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,611 Doing all that stuff without me? 403 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,109 They wouldn't even be friends without me. 404 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:08,241 I mean, how'd they like it if I did all that stuff without them? 405 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,663 Bravo, Wyatt! 406 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,409 Great speech. 407 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,740 Only one problem-- 408 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,235 you don't have a partner to play that game with. 409 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:20,617 Oh, well. It was fun seeing you to at least try to man up. 410 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,001 [robot voice] Cleo alert, Cleo alert. 411 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,714 Return to the stupid side of the room or face the consequences. 412 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:26,625 What the--? 413 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,303 -[shooting] -Ahh! 414 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,512 Uh! Ahh! 415 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,894 -Hey. I just thought of something. -[Cleo yelling] 416 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,934 Can you at least turn this thing off? 417 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,098 Can't. Manning up. 418 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,985 [crowd cheering] 419 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,321 Some idiot's supposed to be trying to beat our high score. 420 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,156 Pshh, amateurs. 421 00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:58,785 It's Wyatt! 422 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:02,080 And that weird dude from our room that looks like Taylor Lautner. 423 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,541 -He's close to beating our score. -Ha! Yeah, I am! 424 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,588 You know, I'm surprised you guys are even here. 425 00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:10,972 Thought you'd be out buying friendship bracelets. 426 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,629 That is nuts! 427 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:15,967 I mean, the friendship bracelet store isn't even open today. 428 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,064 That's why we bought these last night. 429 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,769 -Yeah. -Yeah! 430 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,559 Well then, I guess it all worked out. 431 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,403 You both found someone to replace me, 432 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,108 and I found someone who'll replace you. 433 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:29,108 Only my new friend won't ever let me down. 434 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,242 Really, dude? After all that nice stuff I said about you? 435 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,832 Don't worry, Bernstein. You got your wing man. 436 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,825 No, you got your wing men. 437 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,174 Um, Pesto? 438 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,344 I'm cool sharing this dramatic moment with you, 439 00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:54,263 but, uh, you're kinda sitting on my biscuits. 440 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,215 Ah. 441 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:02,020 You guys don't have to do this. You already have the high score. 442 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,020 No, that was "Cresto." 443 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:06,562 But up on that wall it's gonna be... 444 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,306 "Bernrashto." 445 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,742 "Pestashio... Stein." 446 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,778 Ah, we'll figure it out later. Let's ride. 447 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,112 Left. Right. 448 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,317 -No hands! -Wohoo! 449 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,237 Wohoo! 450 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,201 All right... [grunts] 451 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,366 From now on, hands. 452 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,247 Yeah! 453 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,705 [Crash, Pesto and Wyatt] New high score! 454 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,295 [all cheering] 455 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:36,431 Yeah! Thanks, guys. That was awesome. 456 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,349 Wall of fame, here we come. 457 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,056 Wait wait wait wait! 458 00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:44,311 What pose should we do? 459 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:47,352 Oh, I know. How about the invisible man? 460 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,807 Pshh, that's stupid. 461 00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:51,017 How can someone be in the picture, if they're invisible? 462 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,357 Exactly. 463 00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,991 ♪ Crash on fire ♪ 464 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,237 I don't know about this, Crash. 465 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:04,616 Look, there's no other choice. She's gonna find out sooner or later. 466 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,504 Someone's gotta take the fall for this. 467 00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,421 You know she's gonna get mad. 468 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,590 Yeah, but a real man's not afraid to throw himself 469 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:12,840 in the line of fire. 470 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,048 Oh, Mrs. B, would you please come in here? 471 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,591 I have something to tell you. 472 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:18,635 Wha--? 473 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:21,676 Taylor Lautner broke your sofa. 474 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,772 Cleo, you're grounded. 475 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,190 Crash, on the exercise ball! 476 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:32,610 No no no! No! 477 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,108 ♪ Crash and Bern, hard core ♪ 478 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,744 ♪ Bass, bass ♪ 479 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:43,697 ♪ What ♪ 480 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,750 ♪ That's what friends are for ♪ 481 00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:49,872 ♪ Crash and Bern ♪ 482 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,078 ♪ Tear it up, dude ♪ 483 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,795 ♪ Good call ♪ 484 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,588 ♪ Crash and Bern Crash and Bern ♪ 485 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:58,382 -♪ I said, "Stein" ♪ -♪ What he said ♪