1 00:02:30,007 --> 00:02:35,390 Margaret, are you willing to take on all that life has to offer with me? 2 00:02:35,391 --> 00:02:37,016 Oh my gosh! 3 00:02:37,017 --> 00:02:39,097 Will you marry m... 4 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:43,227 Margaret Higgenbotham? 5 00:02:43,644 --> 00:02:44,854 Yes? 6 00:02:45,062 --> 00:02:47,984 You've been served by Hindsight Services. 7 00:02:47,985 --> 00:02:51,026 Enjoy the rest of your night. 8 00:02:51,860 --> 00:02:55,446 But we didn't sign up for anything! 9 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:05,288 You're going to divorce me in 8 years from now?! 10 00:03:06,289 --> 00:03:10,337 Poor kid. Could you imagine that ride home? 11 00:03:10,338 --> 00:03:12,964 Helen Broad? 12 00:03:12,965 --> 00:03:15,347 I think she's the one. She isn't. Oh she is. 13 00:03:15,455 --> 00:03:18,133 She is! She isn't. She is. 14 00:03:18,425 --> 00:03:20,010 Ever Weston? 15 00:03:20,135 --> 00:03:21,472 Yeah? 16 00:03:21,473 --> 00:03:25,473 You've been served by Hindsight Services. Enjoy the rest of your day. 17 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:30,727 She isn't. 18 00:03:32,020 --> 00:03:36,799 5 years from now a tornado rolls through here, about two blocks, 19 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,027 but there's minimal damage to this house. 20 00:03:40,194 --> 00:03:42,237 David Mitchem? 21 00:03:42,238 --> 00:03:46,033 Every time! 22 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,021 Bachelorette party. 23 00:04:30,864 --> 00:04:32,159 Noah? 24 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:35,034 Joy? 25 00:05:03,642 --> 00:05:06,020 Oh, come on! 26 00:06:47,025 --> 00:06:50,810 Um, French fries? Cabaret? A chorus line! Hash browns? 27 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:54,520 Indiana Jones? Mr Potato Head! Mary Poppins? Toy Story! 28 00:06:54,521 --> 00:06:59,255 Oh, oh, oh, oh, West Side Story! Yes!! Go babe! 29 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,709 Thank you so much again. Such a good time. 30 00:07:01,815 --> 00:07:02,800 We had such a fun time. 31 00:07:02,896 --> 00:07:04,731 Good! We'll do my house next month, okay. 32 00:07:04,897 --> 00:07:06,285 Just let me know what to bring. 33 00:07:06,286 --> 00:07:08,569 Charades? I'm going to get you guys next time. 34 00:07:08,570 --> 00:07:10,920 Bye! See ya later! 35 00:07:15,008 --> 00:07:17,261 We still gotta pick up the food. 36 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:18,089 Oh, boo! 37 00:07:18,267 --> 00:07:19,906 And take out the trash. 38 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,680 Double boo! 39 00:07:23,349 --> 00:07:26,018 Or... Oh, I like "or". 40 00:07:50,376 --> 00:07:54,920 Jacket pocket! 41 00:07:54,921 --> 00:07:56,269 So I'll see you tonight? 42 00:07:56,270 --> 00:07:58,621 Mhm, don't be late. Remember? We've got that thing. 43 00:07:58,622 --> 00:07:59,679 Bachlorette party. 44 00:08:00,006 --> 00:08:01,051 That's the thing. 45 00:08:01,052 --> 00:08:04,008 The one with your work friends. The one with the sister you hate. 46 00:08:04,009 --> 00:08:07,012 Andrea... Well, do you need a ride? 47 00:08:07,429 --> 00:08:13,020 No, Kim is picking me up. I am helping with food so, 48 00:08:13,021 --> 00:08:16,523 I've got to get there early. We still need to get the trash. 49 00:08:16,524 --> 00:08:18,105 I'll get it later. 50 00:08:23,443 --> 00:08:25,948 Uh uh, finish chewing! 51 00:08:25,949 --> 00:08:28,030 I gotta get to work 52 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:31,901 I hated that! 53 00:08:32,276 --> 00:08:35,132 That's not going to be one of your things now, right? 54 00:08:35,133 --> 00:08:36,594 I gotta go! 55 00:08:36,595 --> 00:08:38,123 Noah! 56 00:08:49,007 --> 00:08:51,009 Ugh! 57 00:08:55,221 --> 00:08:59,558 I gotta go with Birdie! Oh, come on! 58 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:25,419 Uh, yeah he—he would love that. Make him a purple one. Noah loves purple. 59 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:33,519 Uh, no. Noah's dad is trying to do something, I think. 60 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:37,789 No, we went to Noah's mom's. 61 00:09:37,790 --> 00:09:42,799 Well, all your sisters will be here, and we'd love to have everybody together. 62 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,813 Do you think Noah could just invite his dad to come to our place? 63 00:09:45,814 --> 00:09:48,276 I know it's a bit of a driv... 64 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,719 ... 65 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:54,819 Uh, you know, I don't know if Noah would be comfortable asking him. 66 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:57,949 Um, I don't know. 67 00:09:57,950 --> 00:10:04,019 They just don't really talk a lot, Mom. Especially about things like that. 68 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:10,519 Maybe—oh yes! 69 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:17,000 No, I—I mean um, maybe. I'll try talking to him. 70 00:10:18,970 --> 00:10:25,672 He's good... I think? He says that a lot; "I'm good". 71 00:10:25,673 --> 00:10:28,468 You know, it's kind of annoying, but the kind of... 72 00:10:28,469 --> 00:10:31,693 ...annoying that you can't be mad about, because it's worse for you... 73 00:10:31,694 --> 00:10:34,024 ...to be mad about it than it is for him to do it, so 74 00:10:34,025 --> 00:10:36,213 ...you just don't say anything, but what you want... 75 00:10:36,214 --> 00:10:39,100 ...is for him to tell you how he really feels, because... 76 00:10:39,101 --> 00:10:41,208 ...no one can be good all the time, you know? 77 00:10:45,447 --> 00:10:46,319 Oh. 78 00:10:47,028 --> 00:10:51,319 If Hindsight had been around 5 years ago, it would have saved me a... 79 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:55,564 ...fortune in legal fees in most of my 20's. 80 00:10:55,565 --> 00:10:58,448 Listen to your big sister on this one, Kim. 81 00:10:59,248 --> 00:11:02,041 This is burnt. 82 00:11:02,666 --> 00:11:04,919 All right, I think it's time for another game! 83 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:08,419 Francis is perfect, Andrea. He'd never do anything. 84 00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:13,819 Nobody is perfect, Kim. Thinking that is only going to get you hurt... 85 00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:15,669 We have Bridal Pictionary! 86 00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:16,812 He's perfect, okay? 87 00:11:16,813 --> 00:11:19,919 It's just Pictionary, but aggressively wedding themed! 88 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:20,884 Any exes? 89 00:11:20,885 --> 00:11:22,619 Oh, everyone has exes! 90 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,779 Oh I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! What's her name? 91 00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:26,773 I think I have travel sized Boggle in my purse! 92 00:11:26,774 --> 00:11:29,989 It's just some girl that he works with. I met her before. 93 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,862 She's nice, it's fine... Jessica Rogers. 94 00:11:32,863 --> 00:11:35,862 I don't think now is the best time for us to be doing thi... 95 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,817 Oh I found her, I found her, I found her! 96 00:11:37,818 --> 00:11:44,888 And, she posted a picture of her and Francis at work just two months ago. 97 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,377 Oh my gosh! 98 00:11:50,378 --> 00:11:53,464 Kim, that is the company Christmas card. It doesn't mean anything. 99 00:11:53,465 --> 00:11:59,695 We don't know that. None of us do. But—but, there's an easy way to find out. 100 00:11:59,696 --> 00:12:01,345 I don't think that this is a good idea. 101 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,472 Come on, like you've never done it! 102 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:06,014 No, I—I haven't. 103 00:12:07,015 --> 00:12:10,226 Aren't you married? 104 00:12:12,561 --> 00:12:18,024 All of that future wave stuff had just been invented when I got married. 105 00:12:18,149 --> 00:12:21,296 My husband started working for Hindsight and we... 106 00:12:21,297 --> 00:12:25,496 ...talked about doing it, but it just never really seemed necessary. 107 00:12:26,031 --> 00:12:31,536 I know it's scary, but not knowing doesn't make it better. 108 00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:35,375 I didn't say I was scared. We were fine... 109 00:12:35,376 --> 00:12:36,055 "Were?" 110 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,458 We are fine! 111 00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:39,835 I think I'm going to do it. That's my girl! 112 00:12:40,002 --> 00:12:41,545 Kim, are you sure about this? 113 00:12:41,712 --> 00:12:45,426 We just agreed that it was better to know. 114 00:12:45,427 --> 00:12:47,841 I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what. We'll all do it. 115 00:12:47,842 --> 00:12:48,843 Yeah, yeah! 116 00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:54,848 The first one delivers instantly, so it'll be fun. Like a game! 117 00:12:55,015 --> 00:12:56,433 Like Russian Roulette. 118 00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:57,304 Oh please, Joy! 119 00:12:57,305 --> 00:12:59,919 I'm only going to do it if we all do it. Please? 120 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:06,620 What's the harm? Oh, I'm sure you and your husband are the perfect couple. 121 00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:13,419 All right. 122 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:33,035 On the count of three, we'll all hit send together. 123 00:13:33,036 --> 00:13:35,325 Okay, ladies? Okay, okay, okay. 124 00:13:35,326 --> 00:13:38,866 One, two, three! 125 00:13:39,012 --> 00:13:42,935 We did it, we did it! 126 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,000 We did it! 127 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,006 Noah? 128 00:14:19,214 --> 00:14:23,009 Joy? 129 00:14:43,027 --> 00:14:47,030 Uh, J-Joy Roberts? 130 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,359 Hi, Phil. 131 00:14:49,905 --> 00:14:51,876 You've been served by Hindsight Services. 132 00:14:51,877 --> 00:14:54,767 Have a great rest of your night. 133 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,568 So— Please don't be mad! 134 00:15:21,569 --> 00:15:24,479 Everyone said that we should download the app and do it, but I 135 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:28,031 didn't want to, but they just kept pressuring me and so I pretended 136 00:15:28,032 --> 00:15:28,999 to do it with them, 137 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,655 but I didn't actually submit the info. I-I swear, I don't know how it got sent! 138 00:15:36,624 --> 00:15:37,224 Well... 139 00:15:37,313 --> 00:15:40,608 I'm just going to say this and then you can be mad, and I understand if you are. 140 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:41,552 Believe me, but... 141 00:15:41,769 --> 00:15:46,237 I think we should open it, because it's there and we know it's there, and if 142 00:15:46,326 --> 00:15:48,740 we were to do something like throw it away it would just... 143 00:15:48,741 --> 00:15:50,681 It would drive me insane. I'm sorry! 144 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:07,017 It's a "no fault" divorce. 145 00:16:07,851 --> 00:16:10,020 What does that mean? 146 00:16:10,229 --> 00:16:13,802 Means we didn't place blame on a particular party or anything. 147 00:16:13,803 --> 00:16:16,253 It makes it easier. 148 00:16:17,535 --> 00:16:19,348 Legally. 149 00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:22,950 Is that all it says? 150 00:16:22,951 --> 00:16:24,563 No, there are some details. 151 00:16:24,564 --> 00:16:29,495 Our major argument centers around a trip we take to Paris. 152 00:16:30,038 --> 00:16:34,986 Well that's crazy, right? 153 00:16:34,987 --> 00:16:39,055 Because we would never go to Paris. 154 00:16:39,056 --> 00:16:40,799 I mean... 155 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,973 I know I've talked about it, but you hate to fly, 156 00:16:43,974 --> 00:16:48,570 and touristy stuff, and smelly cheese and... 157 00:16:52,015 --> 00:16:53,936 Oh. 158 00:16:53,937 --> 00:16:57,020 Yeah. 159 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:05,027 I'm not sure what to do. 160 00:17:06,111 --> 00:17:07,159 What usually happens? 161 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:14,035 Yelling. Usually yelling happens. 162 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,958 Do you want to yell? 163 00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:22,042 I'm good. 164 00:17:38,014 --> 00:17:41,017 Or? 165 00:17:42,018 --> 00:17:44,939 I like "or". 166 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:49,338 We could always not go to Paris? 167 00:17:49,339 --> 00:17:53,864 I mean, if we just decide right now to never go to Paris, 168 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:57,720 then maybe we won't get divorced. I mean the future can change, right? 169 00:17:57,838 --> 00:18:01,954 Hindsight is kind of built on that idea of divorcing now instead of later. 170 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,978 So we just don't go! 171 00:18:04,652 --> 00:18:06,158 You always wanted to go to Paris. 172 00:18:06,159 --> 00:18:08,577 Yeah I know, but it's okay. 173 00:18:08,578 --> 00:18:13,200 It sounds like I would have a terrible time. 174 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:21,000 I mean what do we have to lose if it doesn't work out? 175 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:29,254 Right. Yeah, I mean it happens to couples all the time. My parents are divorced. 176 00:18:29,255 --> 00:18:34,469 Yes—No! Not "yes" like "yes!", but like "yes". 177 00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:37,000 Right. 178 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:44,826 Okay. Okay? Okay. Okay! Yeah, okay. Okay! Okay! Okay. 179 00:18:45,261 --> 00:18:48,068 Hindsight has new memberships that get us new files every week. 180 00:18:48,069 --> 00:18:51,969 We'll just have to sign up and pick a time for deliveries. 181 00:18:51,970 --> 00:18:55,319 How about Saturdays at 6:00 p.m.? 182 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:59,369 Saturday's at 6:00 it is, and until then we just go on with life as normal. 183 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,674 Try not to think about it. 184 00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:02,117 I'm going to think about it. 185 00:19:02,118 --> 00:19:05,674 Yeah. I'm going to think about it a lot. Right. I am thinking about it right now. 186 00:19:05,787 --> 00:19:11,949 I know. But look, we we can do this! You know, it's only one week. 187 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,814 Not even a week. Six days! 188 00:19:14,983 --> 00:19:20,306 Okay. Yeah. Yeah! All right it—yes, six days. Yes, easy! 189 00:19:20,307 --> 00:19:22,983 We can do this. We can do this! 190 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:39,050 You've been served by Hindsight Services. Enjoy the rest of your day. 191 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:44,919 You've been served by Hindsight Services. Enjoy the rest of your day. 192 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,959 You've been served by Hindsight Services! Enjoy the rest of your day! 193 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:52,400 You've been served by Hindsight Services. Enjoy the rest of your day. 194 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:56,359 You've been served by Hindsight Services. Enjoy the rest of your day. 195 00:19:56,360 --> 00:20:01,310 You've been served by Hindsight Services. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day. 196 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:27,000 So? 197 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Ha! 198 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:44,000 Yeah! 199 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,919 All of our savings? 200 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:51,000 We file for a divorce 2 weeks into a cross country road trip. 201 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000 Well, at least it changed. 202 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,919 We could probably change it again? Yeah! 203 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,549 So? No RV's? 204 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:04,000 Or no cross country road trips. Just to be safe. 205 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000 Come on! 206 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,100 No, no, nooo! 207 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,919 Well that doesn't seem so... 208 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,398 You buy 26 pinball machines! 209 00:21:23,399 --> 00:21:26,534 Understandable. So just one pinball machine? 210 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,520 No pinball! No pinball. 211 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:40,000 Why are they so happy? I'm not happy! 212 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000 So— Yeah. No— Yep. 213 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:16,919 You've been served Hindsight Services. Enjoy the rest of your day. 214 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,419 You've been served by Hindsight Services. Enjoy your day. 215 00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:23,919 You've been served by Hindsight Services. Enjoy. 216 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,765 You've been served by Hindsight Services... 217 00:22:26,766 --> 00:22:28,584 You have been served by Hindsight Services. 218 00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:31,403 You've been served by Hindsight... 219 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:50,550 Hey Noah! We're ready for you in there. How you doing? 220 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,300 I'm good. 221 00:23:04,173 --> 00:23:05,166 He has lots of friends! 222 00:23:06,460 --> 00:23:10,559 Yes, I do! I am not one of these helicopter mothers that's like going 223 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:11,608 all over the place. 224 00:23:11,609 --> 00:23:15,000 No, seriously. Okay, who paid for your parking today? 225 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:02,919 Hey Noah! 226 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,919 Hey Phil. 227 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,000 Everything okay? 228 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,000 I'm good. 229 00:24:18,313 --> 00:24:20,071 Ugh, I just feel like an idiot! 230 00:24:20,072 --> 00:24:23,719 You know, like I always knew there's something wrong with him, but I—I 231 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,919 just didn't want to admit it, you know? 232 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,919 I'm so sorry, Kim. 233 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:32,919 I mean, what kind of person quits their job at 40 to pursue a country music career? 234 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,000 It's a lot to wrap your head around. 235 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:38,619 It's like a nightmare that I haven't woken up from yet. 236 00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:40,619 This feels too baggy. 237 00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:41,919 It's a little baggy. 238 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,500 Ugh! I just wanted to be married already! Yeah. 239 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,799 I'm just so tired of dating. 240 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,879 You know, getting to know someone all over again, and even worse, 241 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:54,070 letting them get to know you. Okay, it's exhausting! 242 00:24:54,071 --> 00:24:56,919 I'm just— I'm just so done with first dates. 243 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,600 I only ever had one. 244 00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:02,946 You're kidding? Like, I knew that you and Noah had been together for 245 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:07,604 a while, but wow. Geez. Like, I can't even imagine just dating one guy. 246 00:25:07,605 --> 00:25:10,196 I thought you just said that you didn't like dating? 247 00:25:10,318 --> 00:25:13,630 Well, I don't, but I feel like you should you know at least try out a few to see 248 00:25:13,631 --> 00:25:16,919 you know, what you like and more importantly, what you do not. 249 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,303 I like that one! 250 00:25:18,304 --> 00:25:19,800 Yeah? 251 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,919 I am so sorry, I have been an idiot! 252 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,519 Here I am, making this all about me, and you are going through the exact same thing! 253 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,419 No, it's fine! Really. 254 00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:32,959 No, no. It is not! To think that jerk would ever divorce you! Okay, you're 255 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:33,909 awesome, okay? 256 00:25:33,910 --> 00:25:39,278 And you don't need anyone to be the perfect amazing person that you are! 257 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,300 I love that romper! 258 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:51,100 It's really okay! We're seeing if we can make it work. 259 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,260 Doesn't the file say that you guys get divorced? 260 00:25:53,350 --> 00:25:59,119 Yes, but we're seeing if we can change it. And it's working! 261 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:05,219 Well, at least the reason why we're getting divorced keeps changing. 262 00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:09,300 But we always seem to still get divorced. 263 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,079 That sounds horrible. 264 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,079 Eh? Eh... Oh. 265 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,999 It's really not that bad. We're handling it. We'll work it out. 266 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,914 I don't know, just don't feel trapped okay? 267 00:26:19,915 --> 00:26:24,000 Like, if it doesn't work out with Noah, then you can do better. 268 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,175 Oh, I really like that color. 269 00:26:26,176 --> 00:26:27,395 Right. 270 00:26:29,526 --> 00:26:32,222 Besides, I'm sure it's not all it's cracked up to be, right? 271 00:26:32,223 --> 00:26:33,190 I'm sorry? 272 00:26:33,191 --> 00:26:34,041 Being married. 273 00:26:34,042 --> 00:26:37,404 Oh! Um... I don't know it's... 274 00:26:37,704 --> 00:26:41,761 it's a lot of things. It's— it's different than I thought it would be. 275 00:26:41,762 --> 00:26:43,279 Is it scary? 276 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,704 No, no. 277 00:26:46,354 --> 00:26:48,020 I mean... 278 00:26:49,954 --> 00:26:54,071 ...yes? It's really intense sometimes, but like 279 00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:58,719 a good kind of intense. Like before I was building a 280 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,423 tent alone in the woods, 281 00:27:00,424 --> 00:27:03,639 and if I dropped a pole or something then who cares, right? 282 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:08,479 But now I am building this big, beautiful, intricate house with another person, 283 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,119 and if I mess up then 284 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:13,872 I just have a tower of bricks crushing not just me but someone else, too. 285 00:27:13,873 --> 00:27:17,000 Does that make sense? 286 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,173 Not really, no. 287 00:27:20,174 --> 00:27:21,673 Right. 288 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:23,886 That's cute! 289 00:27:52,650 --> 00:27:53,919 Hey Noah. 290 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,919 Hey. 291 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,919 Got your file. Uh, how's it going? 292 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,669 Uh, it's alright. 293 00:28:02,670 --> 00:28:04,500 How's Joy? 294 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,000 Well? 295 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000 What is it? 296 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,969 11 years from now. 297 00:28:47,970 --> 00:28:51,000 Well, that's the longest one yet! 298 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:58,500 We get divorced because I miss our daughter's 9th birthday. 299 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:02,000 Our daughter? 300 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:07,000 Yeah. 301 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,000 Oh. 302 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:22,240 So, does that mean we just don't celebrate birthdays? Or... 303 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,819 I really don't like "or". 304 00:29:30,820 --> 00:29:34,000 Yeah... me either. 305 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:41,000 But I don't want to get divorced. 306 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,360 Me neither. 307 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,000 Okay. 308 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,000 Okay. 309 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,813 Um, this cake is great Leslie. 310 00:30:29,814 --> 00:30:34,379 So good! Best cake I ever had. 311 00:30:34,380 --> 00:30:37,293 Delicious. Yeah. 312 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:52,000 The icing is also great. Yeah it's um, uh coconut. 313 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,800 Would never have guessed. 314 00:31:01,563 --> 00:31:04,963 Well, I was going to start a fire. Uh, do you guys want to help? 315 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,519 Make life harder for you! 316 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,679 "My process server was rude and disrespectful of 317 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:38,919 my grandmother's funeral." She shouldn't have had an open casket. 318 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,199 She's cute, right? 319 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,199 It won't last. 320 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,462 What do you mean? 321 00:31:43,463 --> 00:31:46,399 We're not supposed to be with one person our entire life. 322 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:51,919 That's not what nature intended. And you can't fight your nature. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 323 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,471 But I'm not wrong. We're basically all just mammals that can talk. 324 00:31:55,472 --> 00:31:57,074 We are mammals that can talk. 325 00:31:57,283 --> 00:31:58,108 See? 326 00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,919 I'm already winning Noah over. 327 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:05,000 "My process server was intrusive, and completely devoid of any sympathy." 328 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,700 "Completely" is a strong word. 329 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,116 So you guys think I shouldn't get married? 330 00:32:12,205 --> 00:32:16,078 You can do what you want. I don't care. Just be honest about her. 331 00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:20,199 People get scared and lonely, so they get married 332 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,419 because they think it will save them from dying alone. 333 00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:25,465 Well there is love, too. 334 00:32:25,938 --> 00:32:29,919 Marriage doesn't have a monopoly on love. Just alimony. 335 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:35,279 Oh, haha. My process server arrived while my date and I were on the 336 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:40,519 Jumbotron kiss cam. I actually kind of felt bad about that one. 337 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,000 Don't listen to him, Phil. He's just a cynical old man. 338 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,119 Thank goodness. 339 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:50,239 How can you guys not be cynical, given what we do for a living? 340 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,419 That's true. 341 00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:52,549 I don't know. Uh... 342 00:32:52,550 --> 00:32:56,999 being around it all the time gives me hope there's something better out there. 343 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:57,919 Makes sense! 344 00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:01,797 Geez, Phil! Have your own opinion. I don't even care what it is. 345 00:33:01,798 --> 00:33:05,000 Just stop agreeing with the last person who talks. 346 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,200 Okay. 347 00:33:08,793 --> 00:33:10,301 Why are you like this? 348 00:33:10,394 --> 00:33:11,127 What do you mean? 349 00:33:11,128 --> 00:33:11,993 It was rhetorical. 350 00:33:11,994 --> 00:33:14,149 I can't believe we're even talking about marriage 351 00:33:14,150 --> 00:33:15,664 when you can't even have an opinion. 352 00:33:15,665 --> 00:33:17,769 Why don't want we talk about something else, huh? 353 00:33:17,770 --> 00:33:18,895 I'm just getting started. 354 00:33:18,896 --> 00:33:21,528 I just think we should, uh, change the subject. 355 00:33:21,621 --> 00:33:23,082 Why? 356 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,919 What, what are you doing? 357 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,450 He's trying to change his subject because of what's going between Joy and I. 358 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:36,344 Oh. Sorry, I... Relax guys! It's fine, you know? 359 00:33:36,345 --> 00:33:41,319 Seriously, you don't have to worry me. Uh, it is what it is. I'm good. 360 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:47,000 "My process server seems to be severely depressed and I was concerned." 361 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,619 It'll pass, man. 362 00:33:56,620 --> 00:34:01,619 Yeah! Besides, getting divorced isn't the worst thing in the world. 363 00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:04,119 And, Hindsight Services doesn't even work, anyway. 364 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,425 Hindsight works. Future waves work. 365 00:34:06,530 --> 00:34:08,241 Sure, future waves are real 366 00:34:08,242 --> 00:34:12,071 but, they work on some things better than others. 367 00:34:12,072 --> 00:34:13,399 They can tell us when it's 368 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:18,789 going to rain, but people are just too complicated. We change our minds too much. 369 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:24,479 Heck, just by knowing it changes. And then you know you know, and it changes again. 370 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,919 Then it's just an infinite ever-changing future of possibilities. 371 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,919 So, it doesn't work? 372 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,459 Oh no, it works. We're just not delivering what you think we're delivering. 373 00:34:34,460 --> 00:34:36,669 And that is? 374 00:34:36,670 --> 00:34:41,279 Doubt. Hindsight Services is great at delivering doubt. And believe me, 375 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,578 it's just as real as anything else. 376 00:34:43,579 --> 00:34:47,919 People are always looking for an escape hatch, just in case. 377 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,227 And once we deliver that doubt, they can't shake it. 378 00:34:50,228 --> 00:34:54,700 So, they pull the hatch. They always do. 379 00:35:01,187 --> 00:35:02,916 How are things with you and—Geez! Lesley! 380 00:35:02,917 --> 00:35:05,291 I'm sorry, I didn't want to ask in front of the others. 381 00:35:05,386 --> 00:35:08,219 Things are fine. Everything is fine. It's not that bad. 382 00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:09,355 What's not that bad? 383 00:35:09,356 --> 00:35:11,229 Nothing! We're—we're handling it. We're just 384 00:35:11,230 --> 00:35:13,292 going through some kinks right now, that's all. 385 00:35:13,429 --> 00:35:17,199 I would just be careful Joy, okay? High tension situations like this are ticking 386 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,083 time bombs. One of you might snap and kill the other one. 387 00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:21,219 I've seen it happen! 388 00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:22,419 You've seen it happen? 389 00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:23,449 People snap, Joy! 390 00:35:23,450 --> 00:35:24,869 Noah won't snap! 391 00:35:24,870 --> 00:35:28,169 Well, you might! I'm serious. Things could get ugly fast... 392 00:35:28,170 --> 00:35:30,849 So what! If they do, we'll just get divorced like everyone else. 393 00:35:30,850 --> 00:35:33,067 It's not that big of a deal. 394 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,000 Excuse me. 395 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:06,472 So, I am not very good at this sort of thing. 396 00:36:07,566 --> 00:36:11,639 I have a tendency to ramble on a lot, and I have 397 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:16,653 been told that my metaphors and analogies can be a bit confusing. 398 00:36:16,654 --> 00:36:18,799 So I thought it'd be better 399 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:26,880 for today if I just centered this speech around a corny, albeit well-known phrase: 400 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:31,887 "You two are perfect for each other." 401 00:36:31,888 --> 00:36:35,798 That's familiar, right? And not confusing. 402 00:36:36,723 --> 00:36:38,759 When I was growing up, I 403 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,593 would hear that saying again and again about my parents, 404 00:36:41,594 --> 00:36:44,079 and I took that saying for what I thought 405 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:49,186 it meant, which was somewhere out there, there is one perfect person for me. 406 00:36:49,187 --> 00:36:53,530 Which is crazy, right? 407 00:36:53,626 --> 00:36:56,272 I mean, the odds of finding each other would be impossible, 408 00:36:56,273 --> 00:36:59,000 and despite that, people still try. 409 00:36:59,404 --> 00:37:01,868 Every day we search for that one perfect person, 410 00:37:01,869 --> 00:37:03,759 hoping against all the impossible odds 411 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:08,696 that we'll somehow find them, but I don't think that we ever do. 412 00:37:08,697 --> 00:37:12,319 Um, no! What I mean is, I think we 413 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,977 can all agree no one is perfect. 414 00:37:15,978 --> 00:37:23,599 And so, what we're really looking for is someone who is willing to 415 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,722 work with you. 416 00:37:25,723 --> 00:37:30,919 Someone who is able to balance you out. Someone who is great at all the things 417 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,912 that you suck at, and doesn't mind taking out the trash. 418 00:37:33,913 --> 00:37:37,700 But, that might just be more of a personal request. 419 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:45,671 Someone who, when you're together, you're both better. 420 00:37:45,672 --> 00:37:49,079 And, despite being as imperfect as you 421 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:54,919 are individually, you can maybe be perfect together. 422 00:37:54,920 --> 00:38:01,000 And Hannah, you and Richard are perfect together. 423 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,995 And one day, I hope that I am lucky enough to marry someone 424 00:38:05,996 --> 00:38:11,000 and people say the same thing about us. 425 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,219 I like your dress. 426 00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:50,300 Thanks. 427 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,000 Ow, ow, ow! 428 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,919 I mean, this must have have happened before though, right? 429 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:02,018 I mean, I've heard of a guy missing a delivery by an hour or so, 430 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,189 Six weeks... 431 00:43:09,190 --> 00:43:12,000 No, no it's not. 432 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,619 But what if it's important? 433 00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:21,621 No! We're not supposed to. 434 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,800 But that's exactly what that means! 435 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,919 But... what if it is serious? 436 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,000 Ugh! 437 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:54,000 If I was supposed to deliver the file and they asked for it, then I should. 438 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,419 I don't think it's my place to decide if they shouldn't get at this point. 439 00:43:58,420 --> 00:43:59,962 If you deliver that file, 440 00:43:59,963 --> 00:44:03,233 I don't see how on earth you don't end up getting fired. 441 00:44:06,712 --> 00:44:14,712 "It was an accident. It's my fault. I'm sorry." 442 00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:19,373 100% burn the file. 443 00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:29,595 Get it! Get it from my foot. Oh, other side —Other side! Wow! 444 00:44:30,496 --> 00:44:33,640 Get it, get it, get it! 445 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,919 Hey buddy. Hey. 446 00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:02,000 You okay? Yeah, yeah. Uh, sorry. Um... 447 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,750 Jordan Thomas? 448 00:45:04,751 --> 00:45:08,919 Yeah? You're not like going to try to kill me or something, are you? 449 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:15,919 Oh no, no, no! No. Uh, you've been serv— I'm from Hindsight Services. 450 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,959 Is that that future wave divorce thingy? 451 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:26,040 Yeah, yeah. Uh, I have a file for you. Um, I'm afraid it got misplaced, and uh... 452 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:34,541 It was supposed to be delivered to you sometime about a month ago. 453 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:38,000 I didn't order a file. 454 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,000 You didn't? 455 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,700 You don't have a twin, do you? 456 00:45:46,949 --> 00:45:49,149 You said it was like a month ago? 457 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,600 6 weeks. 458 00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,000 Ah. 459 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:04,959 Me and the Mrs. had like a heated debate somewhere around then. 460 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:11,919 I thought the kids were asleep. I guess not. Is that the file? 461 00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,000 Oh yeah! Here you go. 462 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:25,000 Is there anything else? 463 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,719 No. 464 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:36,332 Okay, well. I'm kind on the clock so uh, 465 00:46:36,333 --> 00:46:42,000 thanks for delivering the file and enjoy the rest of your day, man. 466 00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:52,000 Huh. 467 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:14,359 Hey. I didn't know if you were going to make it back in time. 468 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,000 What? 469 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000 Oh. Yeah. 470 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,200 You okay? 471 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,000 I'm good. 472 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:37,919 What? 473 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,219 Nothing. It's nothing. 474 00:47:41,220 --> 00:47:42,419 It's okay, you can tell me. 475 00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:45,159 Really, it's—it's fine. It's dumb. 476 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,219 Don't worry about it. 477 00:47:48,220 --> 00:47:49,819 Seriously, it's okay. 478 00:47:49,820 --> 00:47:53,919 It's really not worth it, and it shouldn't bother me anyway. 479 00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:54,919 Well, what bothers you? 480 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:59,919 Noah, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to say anything. Can we please just drop it? 481 00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:08,000 We don't really need anything else, right? I just don't want to say something wrong 482 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:16,000 and then it just comes back at me in the next file. Okay? 483 00:48:21,300 --> 00:48:23,400 Okay. 484 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,000 I'm tired. 485 00:49:05,100 --> 00:49:09,919 "Sleepy tired" or "junk food on the couch" tired? 486 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:14,166 We keep getting these files. 487 00:49:14,167 --> 00:49:21,507 Even though the circumstances might change, we end up getting divorced. 488 00:49:21,508 --> 00:49:27,000 - Every. Single. - Time. 489 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:30,038 And I hate it. 490 00:49:30,039 --> 00:49:36,676 I act like it's fine. Like I'm fine. But I'm not. 491 00:49:37,747 --> 00:49:39,420 I'm tired. 492 00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,919 Are you saying that you want to stop? 493 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,500 Yes. 494 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,719 No, no no! Not stop like that! No, I don't mean that. 495 00:49:51,720 --> 00:49:56,000 Okay, then what—what do you mean? 496 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,757 Joy, I love you. 497 00:50:08,524 --> 00:50:12,702 And I'm not leaving you. 498 00:50:12,703 --> 00:50:16,000 Because you are my wife. 499 00:50:18,041 --> 00:50:19,392 And that means something. 500 00:50:19,393 --> 00:50:25,420 I—I may not know what exactly, but when I'm with you I can feel it! 501 00:50:25,865 --> 00:50:29,447 I chose you. And you chose me. 502 00:50:29,730 --> 00:50:33,439 And now, we're stuck together. And—and well thank God for that, 503 00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:39,292 because now we've got to make this work. And I don't want another option. 504 00:50:39,293 --> 00:50:42,589 I. Want. You. 505 00:50:44,298 --> 00:50:48,359 I want us, and the dozens of stupid cute kids we're going to 506 00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:56,440 have together, and I'm not going to let some piece of paper stop me, okay? 507 00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,976 I hate it when you say "I'm good"! 508 00:50:58,977 --> 00:51:02,828 It drives me crazy and I want to punch you every time you do it! 509 00:51:15,752 --> 00:51:18,116 It's been a while since I've heard you talk that much. 510 00:51:18,274 --> 00:51:20,881 You should do it more often. 511 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,219 Yeah? 512 00:51:22,220 --> 00:51:24,000 Yeah. 513 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,919 You sure? 514 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,292 Yes, Noah. 515 00:51:29,517 --> 00:51:30,899 Okay. 516 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:39,919 I feel like my skin is on fire. Like I'm just going to combust and 517 00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:43,218 destroy the whole planet. And honestly, that doesn't sound so terrible, because 518 00:51:43,305 --> 00:51:49,319 it would certainly make some things a lot easier, but then I remember that 519 00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:55,048 you're on the planet too, and I'd be really upset if you combusted. 520 00:51:55,540 --> 00:51:57,300 Does that make sense? 521 00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:02,000 Yeah, it does. 522 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:56,000 What now?