1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:03,171 (bull galloping) 2 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:05,906 (glass breaking) 3 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:10,378 (upbeat music) 4 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:13,214 * Love on a two way street 5 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:15,183 * On a two way street 6 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:16,550 * Love on a two way street 7 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,119 * Oh yeah 8 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:19,353 * I found, I found 9 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:22,823 * Love on a two way street 10 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,858 * On a two way street 11 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,895 * Love on a two way street 12 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:30,498 * Mm yeah 13 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:32,066 * On way 14 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:35,169 * You and me, we got it special * 15 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:36,937 * On way 16 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:41,875 * Something good it makes ourselves glow * 17 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,745 * I've been waiting all day long * 18 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:47,748 * For you to come home baby 19 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:49,483 - So baby, did you like the movie? 20 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,485 I mean, I thought it was pretty good. 21 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:52,620 - It was okay. 22 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:59,527 - Yeah, but dinner was cool though right? 23 00:00:59,527 --> 00:01:03,864 - Salmon was dry but overall it was filling, I guess. 24 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:11,772 - Well hey you know, I mean, money's tight these days. 25 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:14,542 I'm still trying to keep you happy though. 26 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:16,644 - Yeah well, keep trying. 27 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:21,215 I don't know why you're taking this route anyway. 28 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:23,617 Just look, turn down this street right here. 29 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:24,452 Right here. - No. 30 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:25,386 - Right here. 31 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:26,587 - Felicia, you know the police. 32 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,389 They be all up and down that street now, 33 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:29,590 even at this time of night. 34 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,492 - Look just do it. 35 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,026 God, you never listen to me. 36 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:37,097 I don't, just drive the way I tell you to drive alright? 37 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:43,036 - Okay, but you know the last thing I need 38 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:45,439 is another ticket these days. 39 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,254 Okay, it's dark but the coast seems clear. 40 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:02,089 - Of course it's clear. 41 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:07,695 (police sirens blaring) 42 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:08,862 - [Eric] What? 43 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:11,765 What I do? 44 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:14,001 - [Felicia] Yeah, what did you do, Eric? 45 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:16,770 You always doing something wrong. 46 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:21,475 (motorcycle engine revving) 47 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,579 - [Operator] 1393, is there a message? 48 00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:34,622 - Both hands on the steering wheel. 49 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:35,456 - Alright. 50 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,126 Just on a date with my girl, man. 51 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:40,261 Did I do something wrong? 52 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:42,363 - I'll ask the questions. 53 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:46,934 Now, do you know why I pulled you over? 54 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:49,370 - Wasn't 'cause I was speeding, was I? 55 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:50,204 - Was he? 56 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:51,071 - [Cop] No. 57 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:53,807 - Well, it couldn't be 'cause I'm riding 58 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:57,711 with a white woman 'cause she's only half white. 59 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:02,616 - License, registration, proof of insurance please. 60 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:05,118 - Alright well I gotta take my hands off the steering wheel. 61 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:05,953 - Slowly. 62 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:10,924 - Knew I shouldn't have let you drive. 63 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:13,861 - It'll probably just be a warning. 64 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:23,337 - [Cop] I'll be right back. 65 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:31,679 - Yo, I just, there's always policemen on this street. 66 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:32,680 I know that. 67 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:38,286 - I knew I shouldn't have let you drive. 68 00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:42,723 - I'm sure he'll let me off with a warning, you know. 69 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:48,529 - I need you to sign this. 70 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:49,363 - Sign? 71 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:51,865 What? 72 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:06,914 I don't even know what I did. 73 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:16,156 - [Cop] Have a nice day. 74 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:21,194 - Well what's the charge, genius? 75 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:28,201 - Impeding the flow of traffic? 76 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:31,138 What traffic? 77 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,877 I'm a victim of DWB. 78 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:54,328 - Well, you just had to go mess up the night, 79 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:56,397 didn't you Pointdexter? 80 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:58,198 - Mess up the night? 81 00:04:58,198 --> 00:04:59,733 Wait a minute. 82 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:02,903 I'm the one who got pulled over for driving too slow. 83 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,104 You know what? 84 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,339 I don't usually pull the race card, 85 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:06,340 but I don't see no probable cause 86 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:08,376 for that cop to be stopping me. 87 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:11,278 - Oh, let me stop you right there. 88 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:12,880 The probable cause is that you're always 89 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,883 too cautious and conservative, 90 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:17,751 and we both know you can't afford 91 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:20,921 a ticket right now, Mister Unemployed. 92 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,189 - Well damn. 93 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:23,256 Why you gotta kick me when I'm down? 94 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:24,224 I mean, so what? 95 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:25,426 I got laid off. 96 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,827 They were cutting back on jobs, you know. 97 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:27,928 It's a sign of the times. 98 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:28,929 Not my performance. - Yeah. 99 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,731 That was a month ago, Eric. 100 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,099 - Well I'm interviewing. 101 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:34,502 I mean, I am pretty positive some things 102 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:35,936 are gonna pan out, too. 103 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,971 You know I mean, the economy is turning around 104 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:40,073 and change is gonna come. 105 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:44,077 - You're right, Eric. 106 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:46,447 I think it's time for a change. 107 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:47,915 - That's what I'm talking 'bout. 108 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:49,750 Now see I was thinking redecorating. 109 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,151 You know, reinventing myself. 110 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:52,620 Changing some paintings. 111 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:55,556 We gon' get it nice and grown and sexy in here, huh. 112 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:58,859 I mean, we both getting older, right? 113 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,429 - You know, Eric, that's not exactly the type 114 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:04,665 of change I was talking about. 115 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:06,266 - Oh. 116 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:09,437 - Yeah, we're both getting older, 117 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:13,173 and I think it's time that I cash in my chips 118 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:17,945 on something a bit more substantial before it's too late. 119 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:24,284 I'm knocking loudly on the door of 30, Eric. 120 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,422 - I didn't know you were into gambling. 121 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:29,790 I mean, I just didn't know. 122 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:31,024 You never really told me. 123 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:31,859 What's your game? 124 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:32,693 Poker? 125 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,194 Blackjack? 126 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:38,432 - Yeah, Eric, I've gambled a whole two years on you 127 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:41,769 and I need to fold before it's too late. 128 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,572 - You know they say black folks supposed 129 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:47,174 to stick together in times like these? 130 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:48,909 That's what they say. 131 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:53,847 * Kumbaya my Lord 132 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,949 * Kumbaya 133 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,017 Come on. 134 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:59,787 * Kumbaya my Lord 135 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:01,421 * Kumbaya 136 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,255 Sing with me. 137 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,323 Come on, it feels good. 138 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:04,157 - Eric. 139 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,192 * Kumbaya 140 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:06,026 - Eric. 141 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:12,065 You just don't get it, do you darling? 142 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:17,437 I gotta go. 143 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,271 - What? 144 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:24,311 Claire wouldn't have walked out on Cliff. 145 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:26,313 - Honey, Cliff was paid. 146 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:33,120 - You know, sometimes I wish I was born Jewish. 147 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,723 (bright music) 148 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,710 - Eric Brown? 149 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,478 He is I and I am him. 150 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:02,315 - Slim with no titled brim. 151 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:07,921 Mr. Cohen, the hiring manager, is ready for you. 152 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:08,756 - Great. 153 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:10,724 - Well please follow me. 154 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:12,092 - Alright. 155 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:14,662 (upbeat music) 156 00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:45,325 Thank you. 157 00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:59,039 Thank you. 158 00:08:59,039 --> 00:08:59,873 - [Mr. Cohen] Have a seat. 159 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:00,974 - [Eric] Oh yeah. 160 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:01,875 Eric Brown. 161 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:03,777 - Rob Cohen. 162 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:08,882 So, what was your impression? 163 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,452 - Oh, this is a great company. 164 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,286 I know that. 165 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,155 I did a lot of research. 166 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:19,326 - (laughs) I don't mean about the company. 167 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:20,861 I mean, we'll get around to that. 168 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:21,695 - Oh. 169 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:24,598 - I mean about Kim. 170 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,334 - Kim, Kim? 171 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:29,903 Oh, she's nice. 172 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,572 Yeah, very pleasant. 173 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,845 - No, come on, bro. 174 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:40,513 You know what I'm talking about. 175 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,151 I know. 176 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:46,586 You're just here for the job. 177 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,826 I just wanna let you know though 178 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,328 that if I hire you, you can't. 179 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,000 You know. 180 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,834 - No, sir, no. 181 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:01,769 No. 182 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,270 Believe me. 183 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,706 My focus is so far from that. 184 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:11,478 I don't even advocate, you know, workplace romance. 185 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:12,312 - Mhmm. 186 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,247 - [Eric] Yes. 187 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:18,018 - Anyway, so do you have a resume? 188 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:19,887 - Yes, yes. 189 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:22,589 Here you go. 190 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:30,230 - Well Eric, you're already ahead of the game. 191 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:34,768 Most candidates who walk through that door 192 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:37,170 don't even bring a copy of their resume with 'em. 193 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,572 - Well I like to be prepared. 194 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:41,809 - Good. 195 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,748 - Yeah girl, he didn't even call me back. 196 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,382 I wonder why. 197 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,518 Ooh, let me call you back. 198 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:53,754 Hi. 199 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:54,722 - Hi. 200 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,156 - Who are you here to see? 201 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,058 - I'm here for an interview with Mr. Cohen. 202 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,560 - Oh, just as I thought. 203 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,696 Just have a seat and we'll be right with you shortly. 204 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,531 - Oh thank you, ma'am. 205 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:28,989 - Alex. 206 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,058 - Eric. 207 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:34,862 Hey man. 208 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,363 - Hey, hey. 209 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,198 Don't tell me you're here for the account executive's job. 210 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,867 - Ah, think you just told you. 211 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:40,834 - Oh wow. 212 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,736 Well hopefully one of us get it. 213 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,004 - There you go. 214 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:44,838 - Yeah, okay. 215 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:45,806 Cool cool. 216 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:48,175 - So, you holding up okay? 217 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:51,078 - Brother, I got no other choice, right? 218 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,645 - Yeah, yeah. 219 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,681 We should hang out sometime. 220 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,416 Maybe go get a drink or something. 221 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,018 You still got my cell number? 222 00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,252 - Yeah, yeah. 223 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,754 It's on the old employee contact list, right? 224 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:01,654 - There you go. 225 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:02,489 - Okay, cool. 226 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:05,258 Well, good luck I guess. 227 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,093 Alright man. 228 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:06,927 - Take care. 229 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:07,761 - Alright. 230 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,971 (upbeat music) 231 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,378 - [Man] Is that my L7 relative? 232 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,246 - What up, cuz? 233 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,480 - Aye, shh. 234 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,282 Quit talking like that over here, nigga. 235 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,750 That's blasphemy. 236 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,786 You'll fuck around and get your noodles knocked off, man. 237 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:33,620 - Oh shit. 238 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:34,454 I forgot where I was. 239 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,655 Man, I'm sorry. 240 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:36,957 - Man, what you doing over here anyway? 241 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,291 - I had a job interview around the corner 242 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:41,494 so I had to get my sugar fix. 243 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:42,329 You want one? 244 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,563 - Hell yeah. 245 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:44,231 Give me some of them motherfuckers, nigga. 246 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,298 Good looking. 247 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,069 Job interview? 248 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,037 - Yeah. 249 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,671 - Nigga, you always keep a job. 250 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:52,906 Nigga, you out of work? 251 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,307 - Yeah, man. 252 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,676 I mean, the company downsized and I got laid off. 253 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:59,079 - Man, that's the same shit my old slave 254 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,981 told me three years ago. 255 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,317 Fuck it. 256 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,653 Nigga like me just pimp my unemployment for like 18 months. 257 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,422 When that shit ran out, your boy started supplementing 258 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:12,292 his income with, you know, various business ventures. 259 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,627 You know you tie niggas know what I'm talking 'bout. 260 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,562 - Yeah. 261 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:16,529 - Fuck a recession, you feel me? 262 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,497 - Yeah, I know. 263 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,665 - You gon' be alright though. 264 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,133 You got that college degree. 265 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,334 You know what I'm talking 'bout? 266 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,236 You gon' be straight man but in the meantime, 267 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:26,739 if you need a little short term loan or something, 268 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,175 you know you can holla at me. 269 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,576 I'm kinda like the hood lender. 270 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:30,510 You feel me? 271 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,080 - Dontae, you a loan shark, too? 272 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,583 - Call it what you want, nigga, 273 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,218 but if you need that bread fuck with me. 274 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,419 I'ma give you the family discount. 275 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,353 You know what I'm saying? 276 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,321 Half off the interest rates. 277 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,422 You know what I'm talking 'bout? 278 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:43,423 - [Eric] Yeah. 279 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,724 - I fucks with you my nigga. 280 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:45,625 - Alright okay. 281 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,127 - Fuck with me, man. 282 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,062 - Alright well, I'll take that into consideration. 283 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,263 - For sure, nigga. 284 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,364 Aye and what happened to that bad bitch 285 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,499 you was fucking with? 286 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,466 The little light skinned something, man. 287 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,634 Look like Maria Carey, man. 288 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,669 Me, John John, George, P. 289 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,171 Everybody wanted to fuck that bitch. 290 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,139 We was looking at her. 291 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,107 You brought her to the barbecue. 292 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,041 Niggas was on that bitch. 293 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,075 I wanted to slam that bitch. 294 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,710 - Well, we broke up, man. 295 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,677 - Oh you broke up with her? 296 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,512 - Yeah. 297 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,713 - Aw shit, that's cool. 298 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:07,514 You might as well gon' let your boy take 299 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,748 that for a test drive. 300 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,783 Slide your nigga that number, man. 301 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:11,985 Slide me that number, man. 302 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:15,822 Ain't no fun if blood can't have none. 303 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,324 You love her, don't you? 304 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,425 I'm just playing with you. 305 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,792 I'm just messing with you. 306 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,261 I'm just messing with you, my nigga. 307 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,095 Come on, man. 308 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:22,896 It's me. 309 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:23,730 It's me. 310 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:24,564 - I'm tripping. 311 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:25,398 I know you playing. 312 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,666 Okay. 313 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:27,901 - I'ma go in here and get this milk 314 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,869 'cause this bitch gon' start blowing me up 315 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,104 and I don't feel like hearing. 316 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,205 I gotta be in before the street lights come on. 317 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,006 - I got you, okay. 318 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:33,974 - But look here. 319 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,508 I got big love for you, E. 320 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:36,543 - Aye, I love you, too. 321 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,744 - Ever since we was little, man, 322 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:38,946 we was little tiny niggas. 323 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:39,947 You know what I'm saying? 324 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,181 I got love for you, man. 325 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,350 If you need that bread, if you need some kush, 326 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:46,319 if you need some work put in on your behalf. 327 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,354 You know what I'm talking 'bout? 328 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,755 Like you need a nigga laid down. 329 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,523 You know what I'm talking 'bout? 330 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,992 Columbian neck tie. 331 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,127 Nigga come through the ski mask way with the AR. 332 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,295 You know what I'm talking 'bout? 333 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,429 Nigga got silence and shit. 334 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,464 You know what I'm talking 'bout? 335 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,298 Really just do niggas bad. 336 00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,566 Glocks, whatever. 337 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,868 Come up to your job. 338 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,470 Oh you ain't got no job. 339 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,938 - I'm cool. 340 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,173 - But when you get a job if you need me to, I come up there. 341 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,474 - Yeah nah I'm good. 342 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:08,475 I'm good, D. 343 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:09,309 - [Dontae] For sure. 344 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,143 Holla at me. 345 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,144 - Thanks though. 346 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,612 Alright. 347 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,514 - Tell Auntie Jackie I said what's up. 348 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,016 - [Eric] Okay. 349 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,318 - Aye, you know I do that plumbing too, my nigga. 350 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,386 - Cool, D. 351 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:20,320 - For sure. 352 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,889 (upbeat music) 353 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,763 - What took yo ass so long? 354 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,365 - You didn't go stop off and get some dong 355 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:35,135 from one of your ratty ass clients, did you? 356 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:38,071 - Man, you always gotta say some stupid shit, man. 357 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,739 I stopped and hollered at my cousin Eric, man. 358 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,374 That nigga was at the store. 359 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,211 - That bougie ass negro in this neighborhood? 360 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,145 Yeah right. 361 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,814 - Man, that's what I'm saying. 362 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,682 Nigga say he was just pushing through real quick though 363 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:52,119 on the way back from a little job interview or something. 364 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,853 - Oh really? 365 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:57,224 Then maybe you can learn something from him. 366 00:15:57,224 --> 00:16:00,427 - Oh, you upwardly mobile motherfucker. 367 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,630 It's funny but some kinda way the bills 368 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,999 stay getting paid 'round this motherfucker. 369 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:09,269 You ain't never seen no red notice. 370 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,603 - I guess. 371 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:11,904 - I guess. 372 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,273 And I guess you ain't got no problem 373 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,042 smoking my motherfucking good shit. 374 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,809 Girl you better stay out my stash, man. 375 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,046 That's my good shit, man. 376 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,480 - And if I don't? 377 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,786 - Let me hit something. 378 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,688 You should let me hit something. 379 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,257 - Sorry bruh. 380 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,924 You gotta get your own. 381 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,426 - Aint' that a bitch. 382 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:34,261 - Sure is. 383 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,430 I'm just playing. 384 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,665 Here babe. 385 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,067 - You better act right 'round this. 386 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,401 - Whatever fool. 387 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:43,736 - Shit. 388 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:44,671 - Hurry up. 389 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,574 Shit. 390 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,442 Blow that shit out. 391 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,144 - Look, look, check this out. 392 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,945 You know what? 393 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,515 Speaking of blowing, I had seen this video 394 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,984 on the internet earlier where it looked like 395 00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,519 a little two fisted flute technique. 396 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,254 Didn't you tell me you played something? 397 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,655 What you played in high school? 398 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:03,756 - Are you kidding me? 399 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:04,657 - I'm just saying. 400 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:05,892 Just gon' hook me up. 401 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,128 Let's take it to the bathroom for a minute. 402 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:11,331 - Nigga, you crazy (laughs), 403 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:15,068 but I guess since I'm in a good mood you know. 404 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,603 I might could hook you up. 405 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,138 - Yeah and after that you can hook up that cornbread 406 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,972 with that milk I just brought back. 407 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,774 Get yo ass up and cook something. 408 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:22,675 Hurry up. 409 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,311 - I guess, for sure. 410 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:27,114 But could you pass me that blunt back though? 411 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,382 - [Dontae] Pass these nuts. 412 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,488 (bright music) 413 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:44,397 - So Kim, tell me a little more about yourself. 414 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,300 - What else is there to know, Gary? 415 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:54,541 - How 'bout what else do you like to do besides eat? 416 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,278 - Well, let's see. 417 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,413 I like to travel and shop. 418 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,284 - Shop. 419 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,855 Okay, is that it? 420 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,124 - Yup, pretty much. 421 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,592 - Excuse me. 422 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,426 Yes. 423 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,562 - Yes, how can I help you? 424 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,029 - Yes, I like to order something to go, please. 425 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:17,897 - Let me get you the desert menu. 426 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,332 - Oh no. 427 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,501 I'd like to order the jambalaya with extra shrimp 428 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,337 and a side of macaroni and cheese. 429 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,440 - Would you like some cornbread with that? 430 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,841 It's $1.50 extra. 431 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:29,976 - Yeah, that sounds good. 432 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,244 Three of those. 433 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,179 Four, four. 434 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,516 - Can I get anything for you, sir? 435 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:37,517 - No, thank you. 436 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,452 Just the check, please. 437 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:44,991 Damn, Kim. 438 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,427 So you've obviously come out very hungry tonight. 439 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:50,197 You planning on having a late night snack or something? 440 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,732 - No, lunch for tomorrow. 441 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:53,566 - Lunch? 442 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:57,904 Okay. 443 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,071 - Here you go. 444 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,776 - [Kim] So where we going next? 445 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,178 Movies? 446 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,078 Show? 447 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:06,913 - Damn. 448 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,785 We going half on this? 449 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,856 - [Kim] We going whole on you. 450 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,091 - How 'bout hole up in you. 451 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,415 - Everything okay, baby? 452 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:44,717 - Yeah. 453 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,556 I'm gonna go home now. 454 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,925 - You don't have to go. 455 00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,763 You can stay the night if you want. 456 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,301 - That's okay. 457 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,690 (soft music) 458 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,294 - What's wrong? 459 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:07,434 - This situation is what's wrong. 460 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,603 - What do you mean? 461 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,641 - I can't go on just being a booty call. 462 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,043 - What are you talking about? 463 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:22,515 - Alex, you know exactly what I'm talking about. 464 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,850 You've only taken me out twice 465 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,185 since the first time we met. 466 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:31,724 - Well you know, money's a little tight these days. 467 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:34,160 - It doesn't have to be much. 468 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,263 An occasional movie night. 469 00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,399 A walk on the beach. 470 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:40,232 Something. 471 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:45,905 Why haven't I met any of your friends yet? 472 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,074 - I don't have many friends. 473 00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,609 - Liar, liar, liar. 474 00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:53,446 Alex, I'm done. 475 00:21:56,716 --> 00:22:01,621 I'm more than a piece of ass and I'm done settling for less. 476 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,023 Goodnight Alex. 477 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:17,870 - Well, guess a new spot on the roster just opened up. 478 00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,186 Damn. 479 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:38,057 I gotta clean my bathroom every time a woman comes over. 480 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,526 Look at this. 481 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:44,096 They act like they can't never come in the damn bathroom 482 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,265 without leaving their DNA. 483 00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:48,100 Shit. 484 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,440 Lipstick on the tissue paper. 485 00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:59,446 A player's work is never done. 486 00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:01,914 (bright music) 487 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:10,156 - [Eric] Hey man, you know what sucks? 488 00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:14,561 Neither of us got that job we interviewed for. 489 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:15,862 - [Alex] Yeah, that would've been nice 490 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:17,196 to work under that chick Kim. 491 00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:18,030 You feel me? 492 00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,532 - [Eric] Oh yeah. 493 00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:23,369 Ah yes, she was cute in a mature kinda way, you know. 494 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,105 Man you know, I hope we at least get a callback 495 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:28,007 from one of those employers in there. 496 00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:31,177 I must've put in 20 resumes this time. 497 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:38,618 - I don't know 'bout these ole job fairs anyway. 498 00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:41,954 Sometimes they can be a waste of time, 499 00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:44,924 but I appreciate you putting me on though, you know. 500 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,092 - Oh yeah, no problem man. 501 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,594 No problem. 502 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:51,498 I mean, one can only hope for so much, you know yeah. 503 00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:54,534 Like three months severance pay and unemployment, 504 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:57,103 that's only gonna take you so far, right? 505 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,905 - Three months? 506 00:23:58,905 --> 00:23:59,739 - Yeah. 507 00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:01,173 - You got three months? 508 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:02,108 - Yeah, didn't you? 509 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,243 - Nah, they only gave me two. 510 00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:05,678 Rat bastards. 511 00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:06,513 - Damn. 512 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,549 Well I'm sure it's because you know I probably 513 00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:12,084 worked there a little bit before you. 514 00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:14,186 Yeah, that's what it was. 515 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:21,260 - Say you still seeing that little light skinned honey dip 516 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:24,931 you brought to the Christmas party last year? 517 00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:27,600 - Nah man, we broke up recently. 518 00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:30,570 - Dang. 519 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:33,239 Ooh, that was a bad broad there. 520 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:37,544 - Yeah thanks. 521 00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:41,213 - It's for the best anyway. 522 00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:43,550 Relationships too expensive. 523 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,853 - Dating ain't any cheaper. 524 00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:47,920 - You kidding me? 525 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,021 - Nah, I mean. 526 00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,623 - Let me tell you something. 527 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:52,158 You need to get back out there more. 528 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,359 - Ah man, come on. 529 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,629 - I mean I can tell you all hurt up inside. 530 00:24:56,629 --> 00:25:00,266 Could see it coming out of your pores. 531 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:01,200 - What? 532 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,134 Really? 533 00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:03,369 - Yeah, you need to date more. 534 00:25:03,369 --> 00:25:06,238 See new booty will dry those tears. 535 00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:08,775 Get out there and date and the first key 536 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:11,443 to dating is to be creative. 537 00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:13,012 You see creativity will help you 538 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:15,247 supplement excessive spending. 539 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:20,252 Now unemployed or not, we never wanna waste time or money. 540 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:21,988 - So how do I do that, man? 541 00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:23,222 I mean, be creative? 542 00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:24,390 - Well, you start by talking to every 543 00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:25,758 fine woman that you see. 544 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:26,959 - Aw man. 545 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,661 - Then you have little icebreaker dates. 546 00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:30,830 Starbucks, beaches, parks, 547 00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:35,735 and any other local cost or free shit. 548 00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:37,036 See you never wanna get caught up 549 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,405 spending $50 or $60 on some date 550 00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:41,741 that's not gonna lead to you hitting it. 551 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:42,575 Trust me. 552 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,313 - Damn, Alex. 553 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:49,616 I never knew you was such a lady killer. 554 00:25:49,616 --> 00:25:54,020 - Unfortunately we can't write bad dates off on our taxes. 555 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:58,457 We gotta make sure we get the most bang for our buck. 556 00:25:59,491 --> 00:26:00,927 - Yeah, I got you. 557 00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:05,131 - And you smoke out any girls that's not putting out. 558 00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:06,833 No problem. 559 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:09,201 And even then once you do get 'em in bed, 560 00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:10,903 then you wanna make sure that you never spend 561 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,339 more than $40 on a date? 562 00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:15,675 Anything more is ridiculous. 563 00:26:17,443 --> 00:26:18,845 - Okay. 564 00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:21,280 No, I mean thanks for the information, man. 565 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,749 - Yeah, no problem. 566 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:25,084 Brother, it's war out there. 567 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:27,820 - War? 568 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:34,393 - Say, I feel like getting a bite. 569 00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:36,328 You wanna get something to eat? 570 00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:37,163 - Yeah. 571 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:37,997 Nah I'm hungry. 572 00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:38,831 Yeah, let's do it. 573 00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:39,666 - Yeah, let's go. 574 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:40,599 There's a spot up there. 575 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:41,433 - Okay. 576 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:44,470 War. 577 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,840 - [Alex] It's war, brother. 578 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:50,409 - [Kim] So what are you gonna be doing 579 00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:51,744 on your free weekend? 580 00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:54,814 - Girl, I'm just happy to be child free. 581 00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:57,249 I think I might just relax. 582 00:26:57,249 --> 00:26:59,485 - No hot dates on the books? 583 00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:01,553 - With kids, dating is hard. 584 00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:04,924 The caliber of men that I like just don't want a woman 585 00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:07,259 with two kids in the twilight of her life. 586 00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:09,428 On that note, I shall sip. 587 00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:14,533 - Deborah, you are way too hard on yourself, girl, for real. 588 00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:16,903 - Ask me would I trade places with you. 589 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:18,370 Wait a minute. - Alright. 590 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,006 - Ask me after about two more of these 591 00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:21,640 and I'll give you an honest answer. 592 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,510 - (laughs) Girl, I don't think you'd wanna trade places 593 00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:27,279 with my $32,000 a year making ass anyway. 594 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:29,782 - On that note, I shall drink. 595 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,952 - Remember my boss is a Jew. 596 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:36,756 - What about your dating prospects? 597 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:39,792 - Oh I've been dating a lot but see my primary purpose 598 00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:42,594 for dating right now is to supplement my income. 599 00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:43,696 - [Deborah] What? 600 00:27:43,696 --> 00:27:44,897 - Oh, now hold on. 601 00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:46,799 I got my dude that I'm cool with. 602 00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:48,267 We're not committed or anything, 603 00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:49,668 but we get together when I need 604 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,170 to give me a little peace, you know. 605 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:54,741 Now the rest of the guys, that's where I get my free meals 606 00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:56,843 and my entertainment off of. 607 00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,477 - Don't you think that's kind of scandalous? 608 00:27:58,477 --> 00:27:59,545 - Not at all. 609 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:03,315 Chile, I ain't forcing none of these guys to take me out. 610 00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:06,452 If they gon' ask me, then shoot I'ma take a free date. 611 00:28:06,452 --> 00:28:08,287 It's kinda fun actually. 612 00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:09,722 - Oh, I supposed you can do that 613 00:28:09,722 --> 00:28:11,657 sort of thing when you're single. 614 00:28:11,657 --> 00:28:13,960 - Well, think about it like this. 615 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,395 If I'm going out at least three times a week, 616 00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:19,732 how much you think I'm saving on my grocery bill, girl? 617 00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:21,467 Shoot now you know how hard it is 618 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:23,369 for a sister these days. 619 00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:25,938 - I see your point but what do you do 620 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:27,874 when they wanna get some? 621 00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:29,475 - That's when they get cut off. 622 00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:31,543 - At least you're dating. 623 00:28:32,611 --> 00:28:34,546 Most of the men I go out with, 624 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:38,117 once they find out I have two kids, they don't call anymore, 625 00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:40,019 but I can't say that I blame 'em 626 00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:42,154 because if they really got it going on, 627 00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:44,991 why would they wanna be bothered with my baggage? 628 00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:47,693 - Girl, now you got this nice house, 629 00:28:47,693 --> 00:28:50,629 you got a good job and your kids. 630 00:28:50,629 --> 00:28:52,698 All you really need is a decent brother 631 00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:56,168 to come and service your account from time to time. 632 00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:57,804 (laughing) 633 00:28:57,804 --> 00:28:59,605 - I suppose you're right. 634 00:28:59,605 --> 00:29:01,307 - I've done the marriage thing. 635 00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:03,843 Now it's time for it to be about me. 636 00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:04,676 - Yes. 637 00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:05,778 That's right. 638 00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:09,181 - [Alex] You see, the Promenade is the perfect place 639 00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:10,817 to troll for broads. 640 00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:13,419 - Now are we only looking for black women? 641 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:14,653 - Nah, nah. 642 00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:16,255 See you talk to every fine woman you see. 643 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:20,960 Black women, white women, Asian women, Latino women. 644 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,461 - Hey. 645 00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:25,131 - The goal is to conquer all four corners of the earth. 646 00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:25,965 - Yeah. 647 00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:30,369 - Ooh, I'd like to hit that. 648 00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:33,005 - Now see man, I only dated black women 649 00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:34,941 so I wouldn't know what to say to the others. 650 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,508 - You say the same things to others 651 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:37,977 as you say to black women. 652 00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:40,779 See the good thing is the others generally turn you down 653 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:44,550 with more dignity and tact and less attitude. 654 00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:50,890 Oh, take note. 655 00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:52,524 Take note. 656 00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:53,559 Excuse me. 657 00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:54,894 Excuse me. 658 00:29:54,894 --> 00:29:56,162 Hey, how you doing? 659 00:29:56,162 --> 00:29:57,496 - [Woman] I'm fine, thank you. 660 00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:59,165 - Good, nice colors. 661 00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:03,402 - [Woman] Yeah, we match. 662 00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:05,804 - Yeah and maybe meant to be. 663 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,375 - (laughs) Maybe. 664 00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:10,609 - I know you shopping and everything. 665 00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:12,344 I just wanted to introduce myself. 666 00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:13,512 Hi, my name's Alex. 667 00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:14,413 - Hi, Alex. 668 00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:15,281 I'm Kate. 669 00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:16,448 Nice to meet you. 670 00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:18,717 - As in Jackson right? 671 00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:20,086 - That's right. 672 00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:22,855 - My favorite angel of Charlie's. 673 00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:25,858 - I'm impressed. 674 00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:31,397 You have a nice smile. 675 00:30:31,397 --> 00:30:32,831 - Well thank you. 676 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,535 - I'm really sorry but I gotta go. 677 00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:38,770 My parking meter's gonna run out. 678 00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:39,738 - Oh yeah yeah. 679 00:30:39,738 --> 00:30:41,273 They don't play out here. 680 00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:43,742 - No, but we can keep in contact if you'd like to. 681 00:30:43,742 --> 00:30:45,077 If you can save my number quickly. 682 00:30:45,077 --> 00:30:46,078 - Absolutely. 683 00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:47,713 - It's 213-545-7777. 684 00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:51,150 - [Alex] Got it. 685 00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:51,984 - Call me. 686 00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:53,285 - Alright, Kate. 687 00:31:02,061 --> 00:31:02,895 - Nah. 688 00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:05,797 Nah man, come on. 689 00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:08,134 Tell me you didn't get the number. 690 00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:10,903 - Then I would be lying to you, my friend. 691 00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:11,737 - Aw man. 692 00:31:13,105 --> 00:31:17,076 - You see, everyone gets turned down, but the great ones, 693 00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:20,079 they never expect to be turned down. 694 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:22,414 - Ah. 695 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:25,817 Hope it happens to me soon. 696 00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:27,186 - Ah, in due time. 697 00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:28,187 In due time. 698 00:31:29,655 --> 00:31:32,291 But for now, let's see what's happening 699 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,160 with these sisters out here. 700 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,427 - Yeah. 701 00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:39,265 - This episode might be a bit more predictable. 702 00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:42,034 Let's go. 703 00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:42,901 - Alright. 704 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,471 (upbeat music) 705 00:32:15,867 --> 00:32:17,103 - [Alex] Oh, here's one. 706 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:17,636 Here's one, here's one, here's one. 707 00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:18,770 - Yeah? 708 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:19,838 - [Alex] Be confident, be confident. 709 00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:20,839 _ I got you. 710 00:32:22,174 --> 00:32:23,309 - Hey, excuse me. 711 00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:24,143 How you doing? 712 00:32:24,143 --> 00:32:25,744 My name is Eric. 713 00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:26,578 I was... 714 00:32:28,981 --> 00:32:31,050 A nice dog you got there. 715 00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:36,989 - [Alex] Oh, oh. 716 00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:37,856 Check this out, man. 717 00:32:37,856 --> 00:32:38,790 Check this. 718 00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:42,161 Yeah, yeah, I like this. 719 00:32:42,161 --> 00:32:43,195 Hey, how you doing? 720 00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:44,430 - I'm cool. 721 00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:45,731 - Hey, can I talk to you for a minute? 722 00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:49,068 - Sure, but you'll be wasting your time. 723 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:56,108 - Very, very uncalled for but it proves my theory. 724 00:32:58,177 --> 00:32:59,578 - Yeah, well we're gonna meet a cool sister. 725 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:00,746 I'm confident about that. 726 00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:02,181 - Oh yeah, they're out here. 727 00:33:02,181 --> 00:33:04,516 Just few and far in-between. 728 00:33:05,884 --> 00:33:08,154 I mean they say the same thing about us, too, you know. 729 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:09,488 - But at least we give them the chance 730 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,891 to find out that we ain't about shit. 731 00:33:12,891 --> 00:33:15,494 - Yeah, you got a point. 732 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,029 What about Christian women? 733 00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:17,863 - What about them? 734 00:33:17,863 --> 00:33:19,398 They have sex, too. 735 00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:20,332 - I know that. 736 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,533 I'm just saying, you know. 737 00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:23,135 Maybe they might be nicer, you know. 738 00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:24,736 Easier to approach. 739 00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:27,806 - Yeah, maybe. 740 00:33:29,308 --> 00:33:30,542 I mean, some of the biggest freaks 741 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,811 I know are Christian women. 742 00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:37,616 I do need to get back in the church. 743 00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:40,886 Yeah, let me let that thought marinate. 744 00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:46,792 - Yeah, you let that marinate like steak. 745 00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:49,395 (upbeat music) 746 00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:01,073 (knocking on door) 747 00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:11,817 - Lil' Pimpin'. 748 00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:12,651 - [Lil' Pimpin'] What's happening, man? 749 00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:13,485 - What's happening, boy? 750 00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:14,720 - You know how it is. 751 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,521 Me and my girl need us a little something 752 00:34:15,521 --> 00:34:16,955 to get us by that's all. 753 00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:18,524 - Okay, hold on dog. 754 00:34:18,524 --> 00:34:19,558 You know I got you. 755 00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,660 - [Lil' Pimpin'] Oh okay. 756 00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:24,096 - Trina, go in the bedroom and put on some clothes 757 00:34:24,096 --> 00:34:26,265 or something 'til I finish. 758 00:34:26,265 --> 00:34:27,733 - Alright, for sure. 759 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:29,135 - You know Lil' Pimpin' thirsty as fuck. 760 00:34:29,135 --> 00:34:32,538 I don't want him looking at you and shit. 761 00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:36,142 My nigga. 762 00:34:36,142 --> 00:34:36,875 - [Lil' Pimpin'] My nigga. 763 00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:37,709 - Come on in. 764 00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:38,544 - Let's go. 765 00:34:38,544 --> 00:34:39,378 - What's happening? 766 00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:40,646 - Oh not much, man. 767 00:34:40,646 --> 00:34:41,913 I see you got your nice little Superfly hookup. 768 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:42,848 - Man, you already know, man. 769 00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:43,782 - [Lil' Pimpin'] My dude. 770 00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:45,050 - [Dontae] I am Superfly, nigga. 771 00:34:45,050 --> 00:34:45,984 - Okay. 772 00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:47,219 - [Dontae] You already know. 773 00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:48,053 - You've always had that style about you. 774 00:34:48,053 --> 00:34:48,887 - Yeah man so you know. 775 00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:50,589 So what it do, man? 776 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:52,090 What can I do for you? 777 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,193 - I just need a double of that C list and we good. 778 00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:55,361 That's all. 779 00:34:55,361 --> 00:34:56,728 - Aw man, you ain't said nothing. 780 00:34:56,728 --> 00:34:58,564 Let me gone to my stash. 781 00:34:58,564 --> 00:35:00,132 - Okay. 782 00:35:00,132 --> 00:35:02,067 Do your thing big homie. 783 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,943 - Here you go. 784 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:14,045 Some of the finest we got, baby. 785 00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:15,547 Blow your motherfucking mind. 786 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:16,482 - My man. 787 00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:17,316 Let's go. 788 00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:18,184 There you go. 789 00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:19,185 Good looking, big homie. 790 00:35:19,185 --> 00:35:20,118 - Yes, sir. 791 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,420 You speaking my language, pimp. 792 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:22,721 - Yeah, I can smell it. 793 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:24,556 - Rain, sleet, snow. 794 00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:26,258 Shit, you know where to go. 795 00:35:26,258 --> 00:35:27,092 Fuck with me man. 796 00:35:27,092 --> 00:35:27,926 - Oh yeah, yeah. 797 00:35:27,926 --> 00:35:28,760 - What's up, man? 798 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:29,595 You straight? 799 00:35:29,595 --> 00:35:30,429 What's up with you? 800 00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:31,263 - I'm good, I'm good. 801 00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:32,764 What's up? 802 00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:34,566 - Aye, you know I got some of them new Niagara, my nigga. 803 00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:35,501 - The ni who? 804 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:36,668 - Niagara nigga, you know. 805 00:35:36,668 --> 00:35:38,837 Make your girl have the waterfall. 806 00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:40,038 You know what I'm talking 'bout? 807 00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:42,308 Same blue pill, bigger effect. 808 00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:44,410 You know what I'm talking 'bout? 809 00:35:44,410 --> 00:35:47,078 - I'm trying to follow you. 810 00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:49,348 - Lil' Pimpin', come on man. 811 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:53,385 The shit will have your shit harder than Chinese arithmetic. 812 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:54,320 Man, I'm serious. 813 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,954 Them motherfuckers be hard. 814 00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,189 - (laughs) Nah. 815 00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:58,257 - You be on concrete status all night. 816 00:35:58,257 --> 00:35:59,458 - I'm good, homeboy. 817 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:00,792 I'm good what I got just right here. 818 00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:02,027 I'm good. 819 00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:03,262 - Look man, this shit is dope, man. 820 00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:04,162 I'm trying to get you on these motherfuckers. 821 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,397 Check this out. 822 00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:06,765 If you don't believe me, I'ma go 'head 823 00:36:06,765 --> 00:36:08,166 and throw you a couple of 'em, man, 824 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,769 just so you can try out on me, my nigga. 825 00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:12,204 - Try out on who? 826 00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:14,606 - Come on. 827 00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:15,541 - I'm fucking with you. 828 00:36:15,541 --> 00:36:16,775 I'm fucking with you, big homie. 829 00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:17,576 - You know what I'm talking about, nigga. 830 00:36:17,576 --> 00:36:18,677 - I'm fucking with you. 831 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,812 - Take these motherfuckers though. 832 00:36:20,812 --> 00:36:22,314 Nigga, your girl gon' thank me, man. 833 00:36:22,314 --> 00:36:24,149 All you gon' need is one though, man. 834 00:36:24,149 --> 00:36:24,983 - Just one? 835 00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:25,917 - I guarantee you, man. 836 00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:27,419 You gon' change that bitch life. 837 00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:28,987 If you take both of 'em, you gon' end that bitch life. 838 00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:30,256 You gon' put her in a coma, 839 00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:31,490 blow her back out or something man. 840 00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:32,491 - Oh yeah but some of the hoes I fuck with 841 00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:33,859 need to be put in a coma. 842 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,126 - Yeah, I know. 843 00:36:35,126 --> 00:36:35,961 You got some heavy bitches, my nigga. 844 00:36:35,961 --> 00:36:36,795 Hey. 845 00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:39,731 - They don't smell. 846 00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:40,566 Good looking, man. 847 00:36:40,566 --> 00:36:41,767 Yeah good looking. 848 00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:43,569 I'ma tear it to the next level, man. 849 00:36:43,569 --> 00:36:45,304 Take the game to the whole nother level 850 00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:46,238 with one of these, man. 851 00:36:46,238 --> 00:36:47,072 You said one? 852 00:36:47,072 --> 00:36:48,374 - All you need is one. 853 00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:49,775 Your girl gon' be walking bowlegged 854 00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:51,277 and pigeon toes like mine. 855 00:36:51,277 --> 00:36:52,210 - [Lil' Pimpin'] Say what? 856 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,479 - Yeah. 857 00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:55,080 - [Lil' Pimpin'] Oh, so that's why she jumped up 858 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,582 out the sofa okay. 859 00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:57,616 - [Dontae] This bitch walking around like she constipated. 860 00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:59,084 They call me Mister X-lax. 861 00:36:59,084 --> 00:37:00,286 - [Lil' Pimpin'] Oh stop it. 862 00:37:00,286 --> 00:37:01,487 My man. 863 00:37:01,487 --> 00:37:02,421 - [Dontae] You know what I'm talking about? 864 00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:03,622 Better check that oil, pimp. 865 00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:04,823 - [Lil' Pimpin'] Good looking, homie. 866 00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:05,757 - [Dontae] Hey fuck with me though. 867 00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:07,192 You know what I'm saying? 868 00:37:07,192 --> 00:37:08,694 On my next week, I'm supposed to have some good, man. 869 00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:09,895 You know my white boy from Hermosa Beach got some ugh. 870 00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:11,363 - [Lil' Pimpin'] I'm with that, man. 871 00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:12,163 I'll holla at you when you get off that bracket. 872 00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:13,732 - For sure, my nigga. 873 00:37:15,867 --> 00:37:16,702 Trina. 874 00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:26,044 - Oh, what you got in your pocket? 875 00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:30,649 - Oh, that ain't nothing but a little cheese (laughs). 876 00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:31,483 - Wrong. 877 00:37:31,483 --> 00:37:32,484 It's dinner. 878 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,622 - I thought you was cooking though. 879 00:37:36,622 --> 00:37:38,890 - I changed my mind. 880 00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:40,025 - Oh like that? 881 00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:41,793 - Yeah, I deserve it. 882 00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:43,495 What? 883 00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:44,530 - How you figure? 884 00:37:44,530 --> 00:37:46,131 - 'Cause I feed you, I fuck you, 885 00:37:46,131 --> 00:37:50,135 and I don't fuck with you so two three equals four. 886 00:37:50,135 --> 00:37:51,102 What? 887 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:52,304 - Whatever, man. 888 00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:53,472 Check this out. 889 00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:54,640 You gon' cook? 890 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:55,774 - You know what? 891 00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:57,343 I think you just getting too comfortable 892 00:37:57,343 --> 00:38:01,146 'cause I moved in here after a month of dating 893 00:38:01,146 --> 00:38:02,848 and you got the coochie on the first night 894 00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:05,216 so you just slipping now like you-- 895 00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:06,217 - Look, look, baby. 896 00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:07,486 How long we been dating? 897 00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:08,854 Trina, how long we been dating, baby? 898 00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:10,389 - What you mean? 899 00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:13,759 We been fucking around for what like three months now 900 00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:15,627 and yes I said it fucking around 901 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:18,163 'cause we ain't dated for shit, okay. 902 00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:20,732 And if we gon' start dating, we gotta start doing the things 903 00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:23,301 that people that date do, okay. 904 00:38:24,169 --> 00:38:25,437 - You know you always tripping 905 00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:27,439 with your little black woman neck and shit. 906 00:38:27,439 --> 00:38:29,641 Baby, you know I take you to the movies and shit but damn. 907 00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:31,577 What the fuck a nigga gon' spend all that bread for 908 00:38:31,577 --> 00:38:33,945 when I get all the bootlegs before they hit the theater. 909 00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:35,881 - Dontae, a little effort. 910 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:37,015 That's all I'm asking. 911 00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:37,849 A little effort. 912 00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:39,084 Can you do that for me? 913 00:38:39,084 --> 00:38:41,086 Is that too much to ask? 914 00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:47,526 - Nah, nah. 915 00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:49,695 For you, nah, nah, nah, never, nah. 916 00:38:49,695 --> 00:38:50,929 Nah, baby. 917 00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:52,631 You know I got you. 918 00:38:52,631 --> 00:38:54,666 - Yeah you got me but you need to figure out 919 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:56,334 how to keep me okay. 920 00:38:59,104 --> 00:39:01,272 - Trina, Trina, look, look. 921 00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:04,109 For real, baby. 922 00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:05,644 Don't be like that, man. 923 00:39:05,644 --> 00:39:06,478 Come on. 924 00:39:07,746 --> 00:39:09,047 What restaurant you wanna go to? 925 00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:10,749 Where you wanna eat at? 926 00:39:10,749 --> 00:39:12,083 Wherever you wanna go. 927 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:13,719 - For real? 928 00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,020 - Yeah. 929 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:17,389 - Whatever place I wanna go to? 930 00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:18,957 - That's what I said, baby. 931 00:39:18,957 --> 00:39:21,126 - I wanna go to Hometown Buffet. 932 00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:22,928 - Ooh, ooh, that's what I'm talking 'bout. 933 00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:24,963 They got them bomb ass mashed potatoes. 934 00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:27,032 - And it's rib Wednesday. 935 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:31,503 (glasses clattering) 936 00:39:31,503 --> 00:39:34,105 (bright music) 937 00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:49,387 - Bernard, I just wanted to let you know 938 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:52,157 that I was divided about asking you over tonight 939 00:39:52,157 --> 00:39:54,059 because I don't really know you. 940 00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:56,227 It probably goes against my better judgment, 941 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:59,765 but I guess you have to live a little, right. 942 00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:01,332 - I'm harmless. 943 00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:02,434 - So you say. 944 00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:05,904 I'm new to the dating game, you know. 945 00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:08,106 After being married for six years, 946 00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:10,108 I'm a little rusty with all this stuff. 947 00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:12,778 - Well, I'm here to help you work out all of the kinks. 948 00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:14,079 - Like I said on the phone, 949 00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:17,148 there'll be no hanky panky, mister. 950 00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:18,617 - Alright, okay. 951 00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:20,385 I'm cool with that. 952 00:40:20,385 --> 00:40:21,620 - I'm serious. 953 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:23,388 We have to get to know each first. 954 00:40:23,388 --> 00:40:25,356 Plus, I have two kids to worry about. 955 00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:26,958 - And where are the kids, by the way? 956 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:28,359 - They're with my mother for the weekend. 957 00:40:28,359 --> 00:40:29,928 - And you do trust your mother, right? 958 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,429 - Of course. 959 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,331 - Then you don't have to worry about the kids then. 960 00:40:33,331 --> 00:40:36,167 - Look, you know exactly what I mean, 961 00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:38,369 so let's not even go there. 962 00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:41,673 How 'bout some wine to break up 963 00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:44,075 this monotonous conversation? 964 00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:45,544 - Sure. 965 00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:46,778 I hope you like red because that's all I have. 966 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,013 - Red is fine. 967 00:40:48,013 --> 00:40:49,314 - Well, unless you wanna go to the store. 968 00:40:49,314 --> 00:40:50,381 We can get something else. 969 00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:51,783 - No, no, red will suffice. 970 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:53,752 - Okay, usually I have white as well, 971 00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:55,286 but I tend to buy more red 972 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:58,490 because sometimes I like to have a drink after a meal. 973 00:40:58,490 --> 00:41:02,327 My girl, Kim, she likes Merlot as she calls it. 974 00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:06,965 You probably don't even drink wine, do you? 975 00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:10,235 What do you like to drink when you get your sip on? 976 00:41:10,235 --> 00:41:12,303 Some of that yak? 977 00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:15,173 Isn't it funny how so many black men like Hennessy. 978 00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:16,942 Black men ought to buy stock in 979 00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:19,344 that company don't you think? 980 00:41:21,547 --> 00:41:23,915 That wasn't funny, huh? 981 00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:25,617 - Just pour the wine, please. 982 00:41:25,617 --> 00:41:26,451 - Oh okay. 983 00:41:29,855 --> 00:41:30,856 One for you. 984 00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:35,861 And one for me. 985 00:41:43,602 --> 00:41:45,771 How about a toast? 986 00:41:45,771 --> 00:41:47,839 Here's to moving forward. 987 00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:52,510 - Let's hope so. 988 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:53,879 - Stop it, silly. 989 00:42:05,824 --> 00:42:06,658 - Deborah. 990 00:42:08,694 --> 00:42:12,163 If it's your goal to never be intimate with me, 991 00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:13,899 then you're doing a pretty damn good job 992 00:42:13,899 --> 00:42:15,934 at accomplishing that. 993 00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:17,669 - Why would I ever want that? 994 00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:18,570 I love sex. 995 00:42:19,805 --> 00:42:22,440 - Well right about now I don't. 996 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,274 - Oh. 997 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:29,147 (upbeat music) 998 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:37,548 (doorbell ringing) 999 00:43:38,717 --> 00:43:41,119 (slow music) 1000 00:43:44,522 --> 00:43:45,456 - [Alex] Hey there. 1001 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:46,324 - Hi, how are you? 1002 00:43:46,324 --> 00:43:47,258 - I'm good. 1003 00:43:48,393 --> 00:43:49,294 Come on in. 1004 00:43:53,899 --> 00:43:57,002 - I just wanted to apologize for being late. 1005 00:43:57,002 --> 00:43:59,604 - That's mighty black of you. 1006 00:43:59,604 --> 00:44:00,906 - [Kate] I'm sorry? 1007 00:44:00,906 --> 00:44:02,073 - Nothing. 1008 00:44:02,073 --> 00:44:03,842 It's just a saying. 1009 00:44:03,842 --> 00:44:06,244 You know what I'm saying? 1010 00:44:06,244 --> 00:44:07,078 - No. 1011 00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:21,760 You have a really nice place here. 1012 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,862 - Why thank you, my dear. 1013 00:44:26,297 --> 00:44:30,535 - Hi, can I take your coat and your purse? 1014 00:44:30,535 --> 00:44:32,771 - [Kate] Why sure. 1015 00:44:32,771 --> 00:44:34,605 How hospitable of you. 1016 00:44:38,309 --> 00:44:43,248 I don't usually go to the guy's house on the first date. 1017 00:44:43,248 --> 00:44:46,651 - And that would be mighty un-white of you. 1018 00:44:46,651 --> 00:44:48,253 - [Kate] I'm sorry? 1019 00:44:49,254 --> 00:44:50,088 - Nothing. 1020 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:52,223 Have a seat. 1021 00:44:52,223 --> 00:44:53,825 - [Kate] Thank you. 1022 00:44:59,630 --> 00:45:01,666 - Can I get you something to drink? 1023 00:45:01,666 --> 00:45:02,500 - Sure. 1024 00:45:04,235 --> 00:45:07,072 How 'bout a little Henny and Coke? 1025 00:45:08,807 --> 00:45:10,876 - You're kidding, right? 1026 00:45:10,876 --> 00:45:12,177 - Oh no, absolutely not. 1027 00:45:12,177 --> 00:45:16,815 It's my top choice when I wanna get my drank on. 1028 00:45:16,815 --> 00:45:18,984 - You've got to be joking. 1029 00:45:20,085 --> 00:45:21,753 Are you perpetuating the stereotype 1030 00:45:21,753 --> 00:45:24,155 that all black men love Cognac? 1031 00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:25,556 - Oh heavens no. 1032 00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:28,259 I wouldn't make fun of the black race. 1033 00:45:28,259 --> 00:45:29,995 I would never do that. 1034 00:45:29,995 --> 00:45:32,497 I just really like that drink. 1035 00:45:33,999 --> 00:45:37,936 - And how do you even know that I have some? 1036 00:45:37,936 --> 00:45:39,104 - Well do you? 1037 00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:46,912 - Yes, I do but it's not because I'm black. 1038 00:45:46,912 --> 00:45:51,082 It's because I just so happened to like the drink. 1039 00:45:56,221 --> 00:45:57,055 Okay yeah. 1040 00:45:58,223 --> 00:46:01,692 Do you want that on the rocks or straight? 1041 00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:03,694 - Straight please. 1042 00:46:03,694 --> 00:46:05,130 - [Alex] Got you. 1043 00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:12,037 - I just love your African artwork. 1044 00:46:12,037 --> 00:46:13,038 - Thank you. 1045 00:46:13,038 --> 00:46:15,173 I'm glad to see that you are 1046 00:46:15,173 --> 00:46:17,809 so open-minded about black culture. 1047 00:46:17,809 --> 00:46:21,212 - Oh it's second nature for me. 1048 00:46:21,212 --> 00:46:22,213 - Oh really? 1049 00:46:24,715 --> 00:46:28,286 Well, you know, you're the first white girl 1050 00:46:31,857 --> 00:46:33,959 that I've ever hung with. 1051 00:46:34,860 --> 00:46:36,761 - You've got to be kidding. 1052 00:46:36,761 --> 00:46:38,096 - No, it's true. 1053 00:46:39,497 --> 00:46:43,101 Am I the first black guy that you've ever hung with? 1054 00:46:43,101 --> 00:46:44,602 - Hell to the nah. 1055 00:46:49,941 --> 00:46:53,845 - Well, how many have you hung out with before? 1056 00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:57,082 Two, three, maybe four? 1057 00:46:59,484 --> 00:47:02,353 - Alex, I've only dated black guys. 1058 00:47:03,922 --> 00:47:07,859 - So you haven't even seen your own kind naked? 1059 00:47:15,934 --> 00:47:17,102 Black man any. 1060 00:47:20,471 --> 00:47:22,307 What do you call this? 1061 00:47:23,474 --> 00:47:25,476 - Are you talking about your dick? 1062 00:47:25,476 --> 00:47:27,879 - Real white women say cock. 1063 00:47:27,879 --> 00:47:30,415 - Oh, so I'm not a real woman now? 1064 00:47:30,415 --> 00:47:31,616 - Oh no. 1065 00:47:31,616 --> 00:47:35,586 Well not the black girl ghetto neck roll. 1066 00:47:35,586 --> 00:47:38,056 Do you say fellatio or head? 1067 00:47:38,056 --> 00:47:39,524 - Head. 1068 00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:40,425 - Do you swallow? 1069 00:47:40,425 --> 00:47:41,359 - Hell no. 1070 00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:42,160 - What's your credit score? 1071 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:42,994 - 645. 1072 00:47:44,996 --> 00:47:46,264 - Oh no, oh no. 1073 00:47:47,999 --> 00:47:49,667 Kate, you got to go. 1074 00:47:52,670 --> 00:47:55,373 You got black girl attitude and tendencies. 1075 00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:56,374 - Whoa, whoa. 1076 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:58,309 What is going on? 1077 00:47:58,309 --> 00:48:01,612 I thought you liked me 'cause I'm down with the brothers. 1078 00:48:01,612 --> 00:48:02,613 - [Alex] No. 1079 00:48:03,781 --> 00:48:06,985 Kate, you have messed up my white girl fantasy. 1080 00:48:06,985 --> 00:48:08,153 You got to go. 1081 00:48:10,821 --> 00:48:11,889 Good evening. 1082 00:48:14,492 --> 00:48:15,326 No. 1083 00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:27,338 Oh my gosh. 1084 00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:39,050 (bright music) 1085 00:48:41,486 --> 00:48:45,423 - Man, I just can't believe we're standing outside a church 1086 00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:47,925 waiting to pick up women, man. 1087 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,660 - It was your idea and I'm beginning 1088 00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:52,063 to think it was a good one. 1089 00:48:52,063 --> 00:48:54,199 See, it's like a virtual nightclub 1090 00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:58,336 minus all of the pretentious attention seeking women. 1091 00:48:58,336 --> 00:49:00,905 - Yeah it might've been a good idea in theory, 1092 00:49:00,905 --> 00:49:03,574 but now we're actually doing, man, I feel like I'm amongst 1093 00:49:03,574 --> 00:49:05,443 the bottomless society or something. 1094 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:06,877 Man, we could've at least had the decency 1095 00:49:06,877 --> 00:49:08,946 to go inside and fake it, you know. 1096 00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:10,415 Attend service or something. 1097 00:49:10,415 --> 00:49:13,051 We could've both used the blessings I'll tell you that. 1098 00:49:13,051 --> 00:49:16,787 - If you want, we could both bow our heads 1099 00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:19,924 and pray for beautiful, Christian women 1100 00:49:19,924 --> 00:49:21,659 to fall into our laps. 1101 00:49:21,659 --> 00:49:23,194 - Ha ha ha. 1102 00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:24,629 Man, I'm serious. 1103 00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:25,863 Who knows? 1104 00:49:25,863 --> 00:49:27,698 Maybe if I join a new church home, 1105 00:49:27,698 --> 00:49:29,867 my luck would turn around. 1106 00:49:31,936 --> 00:49:36,407 - I don't mean to rain on your spiritual parade right now, 1107 00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:41,012 but we have to take our own futures into our own hands. 1108 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,416 That means both our career aspirations 1109 00:49:45,416 --> 00:49:47,585 and our women aspirations. 1110 00:49:48,919 --> 00:49:51,656 - I just don't know if this is where I need 1111 00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:53,558 to be channeling my energy, Alex. 1112 00:49:53,558 --> 00:49:56,894 - How long ago did that chick leave you? 1113 00:49:58,263 --> 00:49:59,764 - You got a point. 1114 00:50:07,038 --> 00:50:07,972 - Okay alright. 1115 00:50:07,972 --> 00:50:09,340 Get yourself together. 1116 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:10,208 Here they come. 1117 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:12,643 - [Eric] I am together. 1118 00:50:12,643 --> 00:50:14,212 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1119 00:50:15,413 --> 00:50:18,549 Alright, I'ma leave this one up to you. 1120 00:50:29,294 --> 00:50:30,561 - Excuse me. 1121 00:50:30,561 --> 00:50:31,796 - Yes? 1122 00:50:31,796 --> 00:50:34,132 - Hey, I was just wondering if I could 1123 00:50:34,132 --> 00:50:35,366 talk to you for a second. 1124 00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:37,402 - Yeah, but make it quick. 1125 00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:39,270 My stomach is growling. 1126 00:50:39,270 --> 00:50:40,305 - Oh right. 1127 00:50:40,305 --> 00:50:41,539 Well, I'm Eric. 1128 00:50:42,407 --> 00:50:43,374 Nice to meet you. 1129 00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:44,175 - Tanya. 1130 00:50:47,778 --> 00:50:50,648 - It's a moving service, wasn't it? 1131 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:54,552 - Were you really in service? 1132 00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:55,353 - What? 1133 00:50:58,323 --> 00:50:59,457 - Yes, yes. 1134 00:50:59,457 --> 00:51:01,926 We were sitting in the back. 1135 00:51:01,926 --> 00:51:03,894 - Well, I was in the back, too. 1136 00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:06,131 - Well, it's a big church. 1137 00:51:06,131 --> 00:51:07,098 - Big church. 1138 00:51:07,098 --> 00:51:08,566 It's a big church. 1139 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:09,400 Huge. 1140 00:51:12,803 --> 00:51:14,739 - I just find it surprising 1141 00:51:14,739 --> 00:51:17,175 that two apparently single men as yourselves 1142 00:51:17,175 --> 00:51:19,009 would find the Pastor's service 1143 00:51:19,009 --> 00:51:23,281 on discouraging pre-marital sex so moving, 1144 00:51:23,281 --> 00:51:24,849 and even more surprising that you'd be 1145 00:51:24,849 --> 00:51:26,617 right outside the church after such a message 1146 00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:28,719 trying to holler and flirt with women. 1147 00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,922 - We're not trying to holler and flirt at women. 1148 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:33,324 No we're out here searching for people 1149 00:51:33,324 --> 00:51:36,694 to fellowship with like yourself, you know, 1150 00:51:36,694 --> 00:51:40,931 'cause we're starting an abstinence group. 1151 00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:41,766 - Oh. 1152 00:51:43,134 --> 00:51:44,969 Is that right? 1153 00:51:44,969 --> 00:51:47,172 - What my friend means is that he'd love 1154 00:51:47,172 --> 00:51:51,309 to get your phone number and stay in contact. 1155 00:51:51,309 --> 00:51:53,344 Get a bite to eat. 1156 00:51:53,344 --> 00:51:54,812 Pray a little bit. 1157 00:51:56,046 --> 00:51:56,981 - No. 1158 00:51:56,981 --> 00:51:58,383 Thank you though. 1159 00:51:58,383 --> 00:52:01,152 I've already got somebody for that. 1160 00:52:01,152 --> 00:52:02,220 Y'all a trip. 1161 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,022 Have a blessed day. 1162 00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:08,259 - You too. 1163 00:52:10,094 --> 00:52:11,562 - [Alex] You too. 1164 00:52:11,562 --> 00:52:13,631 - Well that worked great. 1165 00:52:15,032 --> 00:52:16,033 What's next? 1166 00:52:17,235 --> 00:52:19,937 - Just gotta keep punching like Ali. 1167 00:52:19,937 --> 00:52:21,272 - Punching? 1168 00:52:21,272 --> 00:52:22,106 Yeah. 1169 00:52:23,308 --> 00:52:24,409 Yeah well at least you got the number 1170 00:52:24,409 --> 00:52:26,344 from that white girl. 1171 00:52:26,344 --> 00:52:28,012 What's up with that? 1172 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:32,550 (upbeat music) 1173 00:52:36,521 --> 00:52:40,891 * Ooh yeah 1174 00:52:40,891 --> 00:52:44,829 * Yeah yeah yeah 1175 00:52:44,829 --> 00:52:47,097 * Oh oh oh 1176 00:52:49,934 --> 00:52:52,403 - So, what's up, Kim? 1177 00:52:52,403 --> 00:52:55,440 I mean, this is our third date, you know. 1178 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,141 - What do you mean what's up? 1179 00:52:57,141 --> 00:52:59,109 - Well, I mean you know we been 1180 00:52:59,109 --> 00:53:01,111 hanging out rather consistently. 1181 00:53:01,111 --> 00:53:02,647 You know what I mean? 1182 00:53:02,647 --> 00:53:05,082 I'm just trying to get an idea of where this thing is going. 1183 00:53:05,082 --> 00:53:06,317 - Well it's going. 1184 00:53:06,317 --> 00:53:10,321 We'll continue to go out and see what happens. 1185 00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:12,423 - Okay alright, that's cool but you know I'm just saying. 1186 00:53:12,423 --> 00:53:14,692 I don't wanna be strung along 1187 00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:17,895 if this thing isn't going anywhere, you know. 1188 00:53:17,895 --> 00:53:18,829 - No. 1189 00:53:18,829 --> 00:53:20,765 If you're asking about the nana, 1190 00:53:20,765 --> 00:53:23,200 then I'd have to say no no. 1191 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,237 Let's just wait and see what happens. 1192 00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:27,405 - Okay alright. 1193 00:53:27,405 --> 00:53:28,839 Alright, I mean that's cool, you know, 1194 00:53:28,839 --> 00:53:31,809 but I mean I'm saying we haven't any so much as kissed yet. 1195 00:53:31,809 --> 00:53:33,043 You know what I mean? 1196 00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:34,279 I mean, I just gotta keep it 100 with you. 1197 00:53:34,279 --> 00:53:35,513 I'm the type of guy that likes to know 1198 00:53:35,513 --> 00:53:37,915 where I stand with someone I'm dating. 1199 00:53:37,915 --> 00:53:39,617 You know what I mean? 1200 00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:40,785 - Okay. 1201 00:53:40,785 --> 00:53:42,553 Well first of all, Brian, we're not dating. 1202 00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,389 We're just hanging out. 1203 00:53:44,389 --> 00:53:46,557 And secondly, I mean sometimes these things 1204 00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:48,359 just take time to develop. 1205 00:53:48,359 --> 00:53:50,561 You're not just gonna fall in love over night. 1206 00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:51,562 Right? 1207 00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:53,163 - Right, right. 1208 00:53:53,163 --> 00:53:54,064 You right. 1209 00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:54,999 Yeah, you right. 1210 00:53:54,999 --> 00:53:56,133 You know it take a little time. 1211 00:53:56,133 --> 00:53:57,402 Take a little time fall in love. 1212 00:53:57,402 --> 00:53:58,636 You right, okay. 1213 00:53:58,636 --> 00:54:01,238 But I mean you know, you do like the dinners, 1214 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:03,073 the movies, and the concerts and everything right? 1215 00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,342 - Yeah, they cool. 1216 00:54:04,342 --> 00:54:05,810 - [Brian] Oh okay, alright. 1217 00:54:05,810 --> 00:54:08,979 - We'll just continue to have fun and see where it goes. 1218 00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:09,847 - Okay. 1219 00:54:09,847 --> 00:54:10,715 - [Kim] Okay. 1220 00:54:10,715 --> 00:54:11,749 - Alright, that's cool. 1221 00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:12,650 That's cool. 1222 00:54:12,650 --> 00:54:14,385 - Hey, I almost forgot. 1223 00:54:14,385 --> 00:54:16,754 I gotta get gas in the morning 1224 00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,823 and I don't have any cash on me 1225 00:54:18,823 --> 00:54:22,560 and my darn ATM card just keeps acting up. 1226 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,262 I just haven't had time to go down to the bank 1227 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:27,532 and get it checked out yet. 1228 00:54:28,699 --> 00:54:30,200 - Okay, alright. 1229 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,869 So what do you need? 1230 00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:34,572 - Well, if you can loan me $20 1231 00:54:34,572 --> 00:54:37,342 until I can get down to the bank, 1232 00:54:37,342 --> 00:54:40,545 you know I would greatly appreciate it. 1233 00:54:40,545 --> 00:54:42,279 - Greatly appreciate. 1234 00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:44,715 Shoot, you ain't said nothing but a thing. 1235 00:54:44,715 --> 00:54:45,583 Come on now. 1236 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:46,717 I got you. 1237 00:54:46,717 --> 00:54:47,718 Come on now. 1238 00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:48,619 There you go right there. 1239 00:54:48,619 --> 00:54:49,454 Take that. 1240 00:54:54,425 --> 00:54:55,393 Girl you know what? 1241 00:54:55,393 --> 00:54:56,627 Gas expensive. 1242 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:58,496 Went up another 15 cent last week. 1243 00:54:58,496 --> 00:54:59,464 Hold on. 1244 00:54:59,464 --> 00:55:00,565 Let me help you out there. 1245 00:55:00,565 --> 00:55:02,132 There you go right there. 1246 00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:03,368 - Oh, thank you, Brian. 1247 00:55:03,368 --> 00:55:04,835 You know I greatly appreciate this. 1248 00:55:04,835 --> 00:55:06,136 I really do. 1249 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,738 I gotta fix this freaking ATM card 1250 00:55:07,738 --> 00:55:08,839 then I'll be real cool. 1251 00:55:08,839 --> 00:55:09,807 I promise. 1252 00:55:09,807 --> 00:55:10,841 - Come on girl. 1253 00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:12,309 It ain't no problem. 1254 00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:13,277 Aye. 1255 00:55:13,277 --> 00:55:16,981 * That's what friends are for 1256 00:55:18,716 --> 00:55:19,884 - Ooh, well you know what? 1257 00:55:19,884 --> 00:55:21,386 I gotta get going right now. 1258 00:55:21,386 --> 00:55:23,020 I got get up really early for work in the morning. 1259 00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:23,921 - Okay, alright. 1260 00:55:23,921 --> 00:55:24,789 Wait hold on now. 1261 00:55:24,789 --> 00:55:26,023 Hold on. 1262 00:55:26,023 --> 00:55:27,358 I mean that's cool and everything, 1263 00:55:27,358 --> 00:55:29,994 but you know before you go. 1264 00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:31,228 - Ooh. 1265 00:55:31,228 --> 00:55:33,631 We are not ready for that just yet. 1266 00:55:33,631 --> 00:55:34,499 - But I thought-- 1267 00:55:34,499 --> 00:55:35,666 - Brian. 1268 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:38,669 Brian, now is not the time. 1269 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:40,237 Now you just keep on spending, 1270 00:55:40,237 --> 00:55:43,073 I mean waiting and you never know. 1271 00:55:44,642 --> 00:55:46,477 I gotta go now, sweetie. 1272 00:55:46,477 --> 00:55:47,545 - Never know. 1273 00:55:50,881 --> 00:55:52,216 Oh yeah, you never know. 1274 00:55:52,216 --> 00:55:53,317 I know something. 1275 00:55:53,317 --> 00:55:54,952 I know I'm 'bout to tear that up. 1276 00:55:54,952 --> 00:55:55,920 That's what I know. 1277 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,522 Shoot, you never know. 1278 00:55:57,522 --> 00:55:58,589 I know something. 1279 00:55:58,589 --> 00:56:00,190 She tripping. 1280 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:03,594 You had second thoughts, didn't you? 1281 00:56:03,594 --> 00:56:04,829 - Nope. 1282 00:56:04,829 --> 00:56:07,732 I almost forgot my lunch for tomorrow. 1283 00:56:08,599 --> 00:56:09,434 Bye bye. 1284 00:56:12,503 --> 00:56:14,371 - Aw, she trying to flirt with the food, 1285 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,441 come get the lunch and flirt with me thing. 1286 00:56:16,441 --> 00:56:17,508 That's what she doing. 1287 00:56:17,508 --> 00:56:18,609 Okay, alright. 1288 00:56:18,609 --> 00:56:19,677 I'ma flirt with you, too. 1289 00:56:19,677 --> 00:56:22,079 I know what she trying to do. 1290 00:56:25,916 --> 00:56:27,317 - What's up, boo? 1291 00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:41,532 - I'm just checking out some jobs, baby. 1292 00:56:41,532 --> 00:56:44,268 Think it's time I got a legitimate hustle, you know. 1293 00:56:44,268 --> 00:56:46,637 Nigga need his whip fixed. 1294 00:56:46,637 --> 00:56:49,507 Plus wanna be able to do some more things for you, baby. 1295 00:56:49,507 --> 00:56:51,175 - [Trina] Aww, baby. 1296 00:56:52,009 --> 00:56:53,343 That's what's up. 1297 00:56:53,343 --> 00:56:54,779 That's what I'm talking 'bout. 1298 00:56:54,779 --> 00:56:56,346 - Yeah baby. 1299 00:56:56,346 --> 00:56:57,615 - So what's up? 1300 00:56:57,615 --> 00:56:59,550 What you get from the 99 cent store? 1301 00:56:59,550 --> 00:57:00,485 - [Trina] Oh you know. 1302 00:57:00,485 --> 00:57:02,252 Just a few little things. 1303 00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:03,721 Cleaning items. 1304 00:57:03,721 --> 00:57:06,457 I thought I might hook the house up a little bit. 1305 00:57:06,457 --> 00:57:08,358 You know, starting with the bathroom 1306 00:57:08,358 --> 00:57:11,195 'cause you know your aim is whack. 1307 00:57:12,196 --> 00:57:13,430 - Whack? 1308 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:16,734 Hey, but I know just how to hit your spot. 1309 00:57:16,734 --> 00:57:19,103 Bullseye every time. 1310 00:57:19,103 --> 00:57:20,671 - Speaking of that. 1311 00:57:22,306 --> 00:57:24,241 I bought these for you. 1312 00:57:28,679 --> 00:57:31,015 And I also got these for me. 1313 00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,988 Just to stay on point. 1314 00:57:37,988 --> 00:57:41,826 - [Dontae] Dual colored latex condoms. 1315 00:57:41,826 --> 00:57:43,060 Home pregnancy test. 1316 00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:44,729 Damn baby, I didn't know they sold 1317 00:57:44,729 --> 00:57:46,230 all that shit at the 99 cent store. 1318 00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:49,166 - Yes, they do and you know you been slipping lately 1319 00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:52,369 so no more raw dogging it for you. 1320 00:57:52,369 --> 00:57:53,838 - That's bullshit. 1321 00:57:53,838 --> 00:57:55,740 I know you better get your ass down there to that clinic 1322 00:57:55,740 --> 00:57:58,075 and get some more of them pills of yours. 1323 00:57:58,075 --> 00:57:59,510 - No, you better get your ass down 1324 00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:02,046 to the Social Security office and get you a jiz-zob 1325 00:58:02,046 --> 00:58:04,615 so you can get some money to buy those pills. 1326 00:58:04,615 --> 00:58:05,950 They ain't free. 1327 00:58:07,117 --> 00:58:09,286 - Oh, you just got all the answers, huh? 1328 00:58:09,286 --> 00:58:10,855 You a fool with it. 1329 00:58:10,855 --> 00:58:12,256 Come here, let me tell you something. 1330 00:58:12,256 --> 00:58:13,758 - [Trina] What? 1331 00:58:13,758 --> 00:58:16,994 - Look, you trying to use these? 1332 00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:19,263 What you gon' buy them for? 1333 00:58:20,531 --> 00:58:22,366 You gotta see if they work. 1334 00:58:22,366 --> 00:58:24,501 (upbeat music) 1335 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,103 - She paid. 1336 00:58:26,103 --> 00:58:28,172 I can't believe she paid. 1337 00:58:29,607 --> 00:58:33,210 I can't believe a woman actually paid for a date. 1338 00:58:34,311 --> 00:58:37,214 - [Deborah] Bernard, you are crazy. 1339 00:58:37,214 --> 00:58:38,716 - Hey, it's hard enough to get a woman 1340 00:58:38,716 --> 00:58:41,418 to pick up your phone call let alone the tab. 1341 00:58:41,418 --> 00:58:43,153 - Well, it's the least I could do 1342 00:58:43,153 --> 00:58:45,890 after that first uncomfortable meeting we had. 1343 00:58:45,890 --> 00:58:47,692 - Yeah, it was quite interesting. 1344 00:58:47,692 --> 00:58:50,394 Normally I would've deleted you from my phone. 1345 00:58:50,394 --> 00:58:53,230 - I'm glad you showed patience with me 1346 00:58:53,230 --> 00:58:55,833 because again, I am re-acclimating myself 1347 00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:58,102 to the wonderful world of dating. 1348 00:58:58,102 --> 00:59:00,671 - I understand that but I don't think you understand 1349 00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:02,673 what a monumental moment this is. 1350 00:59:02,673 --> 00:59:03,540 You know what? 1351 00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:04,742 I gotta call my mother. 1352 00:59:04,742 --> 00:59:05,676 - Okay, you can stop now. 1353 00:59:05,676 --> 00:59:06,510 I get it. 1354 00:59:07,945 --> 00:59:11,649 - But I really do appreciate the gesture, Deborah, really. 1355 00:59:11,649 --> 00:59:12,850 - I take it you haven't had 1356 00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:15,485 that many successful dates recently. 1357 00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:18,122 - Success for me is getting a smile 1358 00:59:18,122 --> 00:59:20,691 and a thank you out of a woman. 1359 00:59:22,126 --> 00:59:23,928 You know dating for me isn't a pastime 1360 00:59:23,928 --> 00:59:27,197 nor is it a recreational sport. 1361 00:59:27,197 --> 00:59:29,233 You know but you gotta do it. 1362 00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:30,635 Now marriage. 1363 00:59:30,635 --> 00:59:32,603 Marriage, that seems easy. 1364 00:59:32,603 --> 00:59:34,271 - This coming from a man who has yet 1365 00:59:34,271 --> 00:59:36,073 to walk down that path. 1366 00:59:36,073 --> 00:59:39,476 Marriage has its benefits but not guarantees. 1367 00:59:39,476 --> 00:59:42,079 You wake up everyday to the same person. 1368 00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:44,048 You argue quite frequently. 1369 00:59:44,048 --> 00:59:46,083 You have sex less frequently. 1370 00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:47,184 And then you-- 1371 00:59:47,184 --> 00:59:48,619 - Get a divorce? 1372 00:59:48,619 --> 00:59:51,221 - Yup, that's my story. 1373 00:59:51,221 --> 00:59:54,324 But don't let me discourage you though. 1374 00:59:54,324 --> 00:59:57,828 - Sometimes you have to throw it out there 1375 00:59:58,829 --> 01:00:01,198 and see what you get. 1376 01:00:01,198 --> 01:00:03,934 - Sometimes you'll come back with the catch of your life 1377 01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:08,673 or just something you'll have to throw back into the sea. 1378 01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:11,676 - Come on, let's get out of here. 1379 01:00:11,676 --> 01:00:12,910 - Okay. 1380 01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:14,111 - Let's spend some more of your money. 1381 01:00:14,111 --> 01:00:16,881 - (laughs) Okay. 1382 01:00:26,090 --> 01:00:27,992 - So how's the job hunting? 1383 01:00:27,992 --> 01:00:29,626 - Oh, it's going well. 1384 01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:32,029 You know actually I have some interviews 1385 01:00:32,029 --> 01:00:34,932 I'm pretty optimistic about. 1386 01:00:34,932 --> 01:00:36,867 - And the lady hunting? 1387 01:00:41,105 --> 01:00:41,972 - You know. 1388 01:00:43,407 --> 01:00:46,777 I ain't been doing that lately, you know. 1389 01:00:46,777 --> 01:00:48,512 Think I'ma just sit back, you know. 1390 01:00:48,512 --> 01:00:51,048 Just see how things happen. 1391 01:00:51,048 --> 01:00:52,817 How 'bout you? 1392 01:00:52,817 --> 01:00:57,054 - I gotta job interview this week for a temp position 1393 01:00:57,054 --> 01:00:59,289 that could lead to a permanent one. 1394 01:00:59,289 --> 01:01:01,558 Right now I'll take anything that I can get. 1395 01:01:01,558 --> 01:01:03,694 This ballin' on a budget, it ain't the business. 1396 01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:05,930 - I feel you there. 1397 01:01:05,930 --> 01:01:09,599 Yeah, my severance is almost fully depleted. 1398 01:01:11,035 --> 01:01:13,270 - Hey, you ever notice how the job hunting process 1399 01:01:13,270 --> 01:01:17,241 and dating parallel each other so closely? 1400 01:01:17,241 --> 01:01:19,944 - Nah, I can't say I do. 1401 01:01:19,944 --> 01:01:22,980 - Yeah see, when you go out on a job interview, 1402 01:01:22,980 --> 01:01:24,882 you submit your resume and you're evaluated 1403 01:01:24,882 --> 01:01:27,117 based upon their criteria. 1404 01:01:27,117 --> 01:01:29,887 When you go out on a date, you're evaluated based upon 1405 01:01:29,887 --> 01:01:32,689 your own personal proverbial resume. 1406 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:35,392 - Oh and you're both generally selected 1407 01:01:35,392 --> 01:01:37,762 from a big pool of applicants on both sides. 1408 01:01:37,762 --> 01:01:39,029 - Exactly. 1409 01:01:39,029 --> 01:01:40,530 - Yeah, you gotta go through a bunch 1410 01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:43,333 of bullshit on both sides in hopes of being selected. 1411 01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:48,005 - And the more interviews you get, the better your chances. 1412 01:01:48,005 --> 01:01:49,139 Yeah. 1413 01:01:49,139 --> 01:01:51,441 - True but unfortunately the employers 1414 01:01:51,441 --> 01:01:55,612 nor women seem to be hiring niggas these days. 1415 01:01:55,612 --> 01:01:58,348 - (laughs) Alex. 1416 01:02:00,317 --> 01:02:01,585 - Case in point. 1417 01:02:02,753 --> 01:02:05,489 This fine Mexican chick back here. 1418 01:02:05,489 --> 01:02:08,258 Now she's probably like most of these Latin babes out here 1419 01:02:08,258 --> 01:02:10,460 that they would rather talk to 1420 01:02:10,460 --> 01:02:14,431 some shaved head chulo with no ambition as opposed 1421 01:02:14,431 --> 01:02:18,836 to a universally handsome brother like ourselves. 1422 01:02:18,836 --> 01:02:20,170 Full of potential. 1423 01:02:20,170 --> 01:02:21,638 - What? 1424 01:02:21,638 --> 01:02:24,541 I don't know about that one, Alex. 1425 01:02:24,541 --> 01:02:25,375 Alex. 1426 01:02:26,777 --> 01:02:28,045 - [Alex] No? 1427 01:02:28,045 --> 01:02:29,646 - I don't think so. 1428 01:02:31,715 --> 01:02:33,617 - Well go and get her number then. 1429 01:02:33,617 --> 01:02:34,451 - Who me? 1430 01:02:35,986 --> 01:02:37,621 - No, you. 1431 01:02:37,621 --> 01:02:38,823 Go over and there and give it a try. 1432 01:02:38,823 --> 01:02:40,490 See how far you get. 1433 01:02:42,092 --> 01:02:44,795 - Well I mean, shoot why not? 1434 01:02:44,795 --> 01:02:47,764 I mean, sisters been brutally rejecting me. 1435 01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,699 Let's see how the Mexicanas do. 1436 01:02:49,699 --> 01:02:50,868 Aye, aye, aye. 1437 01:02:52,502 --> 01:02:53,871 Alright, I'ma go. 1438 01:02:57,741 --> 01:03:00,277 (bright music) 1439 01:03:17,261 --> 01:03:20,998 (speaks in foreign language) 1440 01:03:25,936 --> 01:03:30,374 - Yo, yo (speaks in foreign language). 1441 01:03:30,374 --> 01:03:31,608 My name is Eric. 1442 01:03:31,608 --> 01:03:32,809 - Hi, Eric. 1443 01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:33,643 I'm Marta. 1444 01:03:33,643 --> 01:03:34,845 Nice to meet you. 1445 01:03:34,845 --> 01:03:36,313 - Well good to meet you. 1446 01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:38,983 It looks like you're reading a book there. 1447 01:03:38,983 --> 01:03:40,017 - I'm just studying. 1448 01:03:40,017 --> 01:03:42,052 I'm a nursing student actually. 1449 01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:42,953 - A student? 1450 01:03:42,953 --> 01:03:44,955 Oh, oh that's good. 1451 01:03:44,955 --> 01:03:45,890 That's good. 1452 01:03:45,890 --> 01:03:47,357 Yeah, nah that's pretty cool. 1453 01:03:47,357 --> 01:03:49,693 And you're studying you said nursing? 1454 01:03:49,693 --> 01:03:53,163 Yeah okay 'cause you gotta get A's to be the top nurse. 1455 01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:54,364 - [Marta] Gotta get A's. 1456 01:03:54,364 --> 01:03:55,632 - In the hospital. 1457 01:03:55,632 --> 01:03:57,201 Yeah. 1458 01:03:57,201 --> 01:03:59,870 I probably let you get back to studying then. 1459 01:03:59,870 --> 01:04:02,873 It's nice to meet you but maybe I can 1460 01:04:03,874 --> 01:04:05,842 call you sometime though. 1461 01:04:05,842 --> 01:04:06,743 - I'm sorry. 1462 01:04:06,743 --> 01:04:08,345 I have a boyfriend. 1463 01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:11,615 - Oh, don't be sorry. 1464 01:04:11,615 --> 01:04:12,849 Nah, that's good. 1465 01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:14,351 That's actually a good thing 'cause I like 1466 01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:16,120 when you know when men and women getting together. 1467 01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:18,923 You know, man and woman coming together. 1468 01:04:18,923 --> 01:04:22,392 So right, how civilizations are created. 1469 01:04:22,392 --> 01:04:24,061 Okay so, cool Marta. 1470 01:04:25,129 --> 01:04:26,330 - [Marta] Eric. 1471 01:04:26,330 --> 01:04:27,164 - You remember. 1472 01:04:27,164 --> 01:04:28,432 That's good. 1473 01:04:28,432 --> 01:04:30,834 So I think I'll like I said I'll let you back 1474 01:04:30,834 --> 01:04:32,769 to being the top nurse. 1475 01:04:33,770 --> 01:04:34,638 - Bye. 1476 01:04:34,638 --> 01:04:35,805 - [Eric] Okay. 1477 01:04:43,580 --> 01:04:44,414 - So how'd it go? 1478 01:04:44,414 --> 01:04:45,615 - Good. 1479 01:04:45,615 --> 01:04:48,185 No, really, really good. 1480 01:04:48,185 --> 01:04:51,055 You know, she was feeling me. 1481 01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:54,824 She was really feeling me but she had a boyfriend. 1482 01:04:54,824 --> 01:04:56,660 Yeah, what can you do? 1483 01:04:58,795 --> 01:05:02,766 - Well my friend, rejection's a part of life. 1484 01:05:02,766 --> 01:05:05,669 Unfortunately, we seem to almost always be 1485 01:05:05,669 --> 01:05:07,904 on the receiving end of it. 1486 01:05:09,073 --> 01:05:13,210 - Right, but you know, she had a boyfriend. 1487 01:05:13,210 --> 01:05:15,946 So, I hardly call that rejection. 1488 01:05:26,090 --> 01:05:27,224 - Are you happy? 1489 01:05:27,224 --> 01:05:28,258 - [Deborah] I'm happy. 1490 01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:30,094 - Are you sure you're happy? 1491 01:05:30,094 --> 01:05:32,029 - Yes, I'm sure I'm happy. 1492 01:05:32,029 --> 01:05:33,530 Are you happy? 1493 01:05:33,530 --> 01:05:34,464 - I'm cool. 1494 01:05:34,464 --> 01:05:36,533 - What does that mean, I'm cool? 1495 01:05:36,533 --> 01:05:38,868 - It means I'm content. 1496 01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:41,538 I like some of the guys I'm dating. 1497 01:05:41,538 --> 01:05:43,373 I mean most of 'em. 1498 01:05:43,373 --> 01:05:44,874 They all serve a purpose. 1499 01:05:44,874 --> 01:05:47,611 I can't just easily narrow in on one man like you. 1500 01:05:47,611 --> 01:05:49,646 - Most men X themselves out. 1501 01:05:49,646 --> 01:05:50,780 Remember Ricky? 1502 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:52,182 That guy I met at the gym 1503 01:05:52,182 --> 01:05:54,184 and then regretted giving my number to? 1504 01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:55,419 - Vaguely. 1505 01:05:55,419 --> 01:05:57,787 - He called me asking me to come through. 1506 01:05:57,787 --> 01:06:00,424 When I told him I had the kids he said so what? 1507 01:06:00,424 --> 01:06:01,458 Put 'em to sleep. 1508 01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:02,592 And you know what I said? 1509 01:06:02,592 --> 01:06:03,427 - [Kim] What? 1510 01:06:03,427 --> 01:06:04,261 - Nothing. 1511 01:06:04,261 --> 01:06:05,762 I hung up on his ass. 1512 01:06:05,762 --> 01:06:07,597 Thank God for caller ID. 1513 01:06:07,597 --> 01:06:09,033 I just hope he gets the message 1514 01:06:09,033 --> 01:06:11,135 when I don't return his phone calls. 1515 01:06:11,135 --> 01:06:13,270 - I mean girl, some men just don't get it, right? 1516 01:06:13,270 --> 01:06:15,805 It's like, if you call me two times or more 1517 01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:17,207 and I have not called you back yet, 1518 01:06:17,207 --> 01:06:19,509 it means I'm not interested in you. 1519 01:06:19,509 --> 01:06:21,978 - Is it still okay to give out fake numbers 1520 01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:24,014 or did that play out in the 90s? 1521 01:06:24,014 --> 01:06:26,883 - Deborah, now you have to do whatever you have to do 1522 01:06:26,883 --> 01:06:29,186 to shake off the undesirables. 1523 01:06:29,186 --> 01:06:32,622 - Why does dating have to be so difficult? 1524 01:06:32,622 --> 01:06:35,059 - Was marriage that more simpler? 1525 01:06:35,059 --> 01:06:37,561 Just take care of you alright? 1526 01:06:38,562 --> 01:06:40,397 - Seems selfish. 1527 01:06:40,397 --> 01:06:43,767 You know, Bernard and I went out the other day. 1528 01:06:43,767 --> 01:06:44,901 - Oh really? 1529 01:06:44,901 --> 01:06:45,835 Now wait a second. 1530 01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:47,071 I thought you messed that up. 1531 01:06:47,071 --> 01:06:48,872 - He understood this whole dating thing 1532 01:06:48,872 --> 01:06:50,574 is a major adjustment for me, 1533 01:06:50,574 --> 01:06:54,411 and as a good faith gesture I paid for the date. 1534 01:06:54,411 --> 01:06:56,080 - You did what? 1535 01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:57,847 Okay, did you go on a coffee date? 1536 01:06:57,847 --> 01:07:00,417 - No, we went to a show and then lunch afterwards. 1537 01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:04,088 - Deborah, women don't have to pay for dates 1538 01:07:04,088 --> 01:07:05,722 because we don't have to. 1539 01:07:05,722 --> 01:07:07,624 It's about supply and demand, 1540 01:07:07,624 --> 01:07:10,660 and men demand what we have to supply them with. 1541 01:07:10,660 --> 01:07:12,829 And you know what that is. 1542 01:07:12,829 --> 01:07:15,632 And you gotta make 'em work for it. 1543 01:07:15,632 --> 01:07:17,334 - This is too difficult for me. 1544 01:07:17,334 --> 01:07:18,635 - Oh my goodness. 1545 01:07:18,635 --> 01:07:20,137 Paying for a date. 1546 01:07:22,472 --> 01:07:23,540 - Come on, pick up. 1547 01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:24,808 Pick up. 1548 01:07:24,808 --> 01:07:27,311 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 1549 01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:33,117 (phone vibrating) 1550 01:07:34,918 --> 01:07:36,686 Alex, what's up man? 1551 01:07:36,686 --> 01:07:38,188 - Nothing much. 1552 01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:41,024 Just getting ready for my big date coming through. 1553 01:07:41,024 --> 01:07:42,259 - Oh okay, okay. 1554 01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:44,261 Well you know, I'ma let you get back to that, 1555 01:07:44,261 --> 01:07:48,232 but aye before I do, got some good news for you, man. 1556 01:07:48,232 --> 01:07:49,699 About your boy. 1557 01:07:49,699 --> 01:07:51,368 - Shoot, I'm listening. 1558 01:07:51,368 --> 01:07:53,503 - Alright well you know. 1559 01:07:53,503 --> 01:07:55,004 Speaking of dates. 1560 01:07:56,573 --> 01:07:58,308 I met a cool girl, man. 1561 01:07:58,308 --> 01:07:59,409 A real cool girl. 1562 01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:00,577 Guess what? 1563 01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:01,378 - What's up? 1564 01:08:01,378 --> 01:08:02,646 - She black. 1565 01:08:02,646 --> 01:08:03,880 She black, man. 1566 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:06,283 I mean, she beautiful, cool, down to earth. 1567 01:08:06,283 --> 01:08:07,551 Real good personality. 1568 01:08:07,551 --> 01:08:10,887 Man, she act like she got her own stuff. 1569 01:08:11,821 --> 01:08:13,423 - Cool. 1570 01:08:13,423 --> 01:08:16,126 - And man look, you'll never believe it. 1571 01:08:16,126 --> 01:08:18,061 I got a second interview for this job, man. 1572 01:08:18,061 --> 01:08:19,963 It's a real good one, too. 1573 01:08:19,963 --> 01:08:22,299 Pays more than the last one. 1574 01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,469 - Aye, that's tight, man. 1575 01:08:27,971 --> 01:08:29,373 Yeah, seems like you got things 1576 01:08:29,373 --> 01:08:30,740 moving in the right direction. 1577 01:08:30,740 --> 01:08:33,177 Looks like you really doing your thing. 1578 01:08:33,177 --> 01:08:35,879 Well look, let me know how it goes. 1579 01:08:35,879 --> 01:08:36,746 - Oh yeah, no doubt. 1580 01:08:36,746 --> 01:08:38,282 I will, I will. 1581 01:08:38,282 --> 01:08:40,517 You know, let me let you get back to your business, man. 1582 01:08:40,517 --> 01:08:42,051 Handle yours. 1583 01:08:42,051 --> 01:08:45,822 And I'm just gonna get ready for this big date tomorrow. 1584 01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:47,357 - Okay cool. 1585 01:08:47,357 --> 01:08:48,825 - Alright man. 1586 01:08:48,825 --> 01:08:49,659 - Yeah. 1587 01:09:03,907 --> 01:09:06,310 (soft music) 1588 01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:55,425 (knocking on door) 1589 01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:18,548 - What's happening, Alex? 1590 01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:19,683 - Bertha. 1591 01:10:19,683 --> 01:10:21,451 Hurry up, come on in. 1592 01:10:22,619 --> 01:10:25,188 (upbeat music) 1593 01:10:26,456 --> 01:10:28,558 Have a seat on the couch. 1594 01:10:30,527 --> 01:10:32,529 On the couch, Bertha. 1595 01:10:32,529 --> 01:10:34,030 Not in the kitchen. 1596 01:10:34,030 --> 01:10:35,365 - Oh okay, cool. 1597 01:10:36,966 --> 01:10:39,736 Wow, I've never seen your place with the lights on before. 1598 01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:40,970 Looks fly. 1599 01:10:40,970 --> 01:10:41,938 - Oh yeah. 1600 01:10:41,938 --> 01:10:43,973 I just like to conserve energy. 1601 01:10:43,973 --> 01:10:46,643 No need in wasting energy if we don't have to. 1602 01:10:46,643 --> 01:10:48,412 - Oh okay, well I'm feeling that. 1603 01:10:48,412 --> 01:10:53,383 That's real with your cute energy conscious self (laughs). 1604 01:10:54,284 --> 01:10:56,553 What you got the yak out? 1605 01:10:56,553 --> 01:10:59,656 But you ain't got no food to go with this drink 1606 01:10:59,656 --> 01:11:02,492 'cause I'm working with an empty stomach over here? 1607 01:11:02,492 --> 01:11:03,527 - You sure about that? 1608 01:11:03,527 --> 01:11:04,561 - Huh? 1609 01:11:04,561 --> 01:11:06,330 - It's 11 o'clock so. 1610 01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:10,033 - Yeah I guess you right. 1611 01:11:10,033 --> 01:11:12,369 It is kind of late for me to be munching. 1612 01:11:12,369 --> 01:11:16,540 Speaking of late how come you always invite me over so late? 1613 01:11:16,540 --> 01:11:20,143 - Well you know I'm working the swing shift these days. 1614 01:11:20,143 --> 01:11:21,478 Two to 10 so. 1615 01:11:21,478 --> 01:11:22,312 - Oh okay. 1616 01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:26,282 Well, let me get my head right before I hook you up. 1617 01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,784 You know how I do. 1618 01:11:31,521 --> 01:11:33,857 Ooh, I'm finna to get faded. 1619 01:11:35,258 --> 01:11:39,363 I might have to crash at your place tonight if I do. 1620 01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:56,380 (upbeat music) 1621 01:12:01,651 --> 01:12:03,587 - I got a job. 1622 01:12:03,587 --> 01:12:04,421 Yes. 1623 01:12:07,156 --> 01:12:09,359 And I got a date. 1624 01:12:09,359 --> 01:12:10,960 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1625 01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:14,364 I got a job. 1626 01:12:14,364 --> 01:12:15,198 Yes. 1627 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,233 Yes. 1628 01:12:19,135 --> 01:12:21,738 (bright music) 1629 01:12:40,724 --> 01:12:44,794 So I guess it's safe to assume you don't have a boyfriend. 1630 01:12:44,794 --> 01:12:45,629 Right? 1631 01:12:47,831 --> 01:12:51,635 I mean hey, you never know these days. 1632 01:12:51,635 --> 01:12:55,338 Just let me know if I talk too much. 1633 01:12:55,338 --> 01:12:57,574 I have a tendency to do that. 1634 01:12:57,574 --> 01:13:00,644 It's this nervous thing I got. 1635 01:13:00,644 --> 01:13:01,478 Yeah. 1636 01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:10,654 You ever been on a date and you just dying inside 1637 01:13:11,788 --> 01:13:15,992 to know what the other person's thinking? 1638 01:13:15,992 --> 01:13:16,826 Yeah. 1639 01:13:19,796 --> 01:13:22,398 And this whole dating process can be a pretty painful thing. 1640 01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:23,933 Right? 1641 01:13:23,933 --> 01:13:28,705 You trying to figure out somebody's dislikes and their likes 1642 01:13:30,073 --> 01:13:33,610 and hoping that you don't say the wrong thing. 1643 01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:37,113 I mean, I like bowling and you like bowling. 1644 01:13:37,113 --> 01:13:40,650 I like Mexican food and you like Mexican food. 1645 01:13:40,650 --> 01:13:42,218 You like the missionary position. 1646 01:13:42,218 --> 01:13:44,788 I love the missionary position. 1647 01:13:45,655 --> 01:13:47,624 That was a joke. 1648 01:13:47,624 --> 01:13:51,294 I was just seeing if you were still with me. 1649 01:13:52,195 --> 01:13:53,630 Oh God. 1650 01:13:53,630 --> 01:13:56,466 I hope I didn't say the wrong thing and screw this up. 1651 01:13:56,466 --> 01:13:57,300 Did I? 1652 01:14:01,605 --> 01:14:05,642 Okay 'cause it's this dry sense of humor I got, you know. 1653 01:14:05,642 --> 01:14:09,312 Some people don't pick up on it immediately. 1654 01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:15,318 I guess that's why I'm probably relationship type of guy. 1655 01:14:16,820 --> 01:14:20,456 I mean 'cause of moments like this. 1656 01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:23,793 I feel silly right now, you know. 1657 01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:24,628 Should I? 1658 01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:32,769 So we're cool then? 1659 01:14:36,272 --> 01:14:38,942 So am I gonna get a second date? 1660 01:14:43,847 --> 01:14:45,281 Cool. 1661 01:14:45,281 --> 01:14:47,851 (upbeat music) 1662 01:15:01,931 --> 01:15:03,667 - I know this shirt little. 1663 01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:04,801 Maybe they'll give me a bigger one 1664 01:15:04,801 --> 01:15:07,203 when I get off probation. 1665 01:15:07,203 --> 01:15:09,706 - [Trina] You look good, baby. 1666 01:15:11,641 --> 01:15:14,410 - What is that you over there preparing, baby? 1667 01:15:14,410 --> 01:15:17,113 - Just a little something before your first day at work. 1668 01:15:17,113 --> 01:15:18,047 You know. 1669 01:15:18,047 --> 01:15:19,282 - Is that what I think it is? 1670 01:15:19,282 --> 01:15:20,216 - [Trina] A little something. 1671 01:15:20,216 --> 01:15:21,450 - Is that what I think it is? 1672 01:15:21,450 --> 01:15:22,518 - Just a little something. 1673 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:23,820 - The OG fried bologna. 1674 01:15:23,820 --> 01:15:26,089 Baby, is that that processed meat? 1675 01:15:26,089 --> 01:15:27,591 That's the fuck I'm talking about, baby. 1676 01:15:27,591 --> 01:15:29,358 Damn, if I had known it was going down like that, 1677 01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:31,695 a nigga would've been got a job. 1678 01:15:31,695 --> 01:15:32,996 I ain't had one of them motherfuckers 1679 01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:35,031 since I was a little kid. 1680 01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:36,199 Shit. 1681 01:15:36,199 --> 01:15:38,201 - I'm so proud of you, boo. 1682 01:15:38,201 --> 01:15:40,369 Get your orange juice over there on the counter. 1683 01:15:40,369 --> 01:15:41,605 - For sure, baby. 1684 01:15:41,605 --> 01:15:43,106 Know you a trip though, you know. 1685 01:15:43,106 --> 01:15:46,309 Even though a nigga got this little part time job, 1686 01:15:46,309 --> 01:15:48,444 you know your boy still gonna be out here grinding. 1687 01:15:48,444 --> 01:15:51,214 I'm talking about putting it in every night, every day. 1688 01:15:51,214 --> 01:15:53,316 You know, just a little 62 ain't nothing, baby. 1689 01:15:53,316 --> 01:15:55,619 Niggas don't even get up 'til four o'clock anyways, 1690 01:15:55,619 --> 01:15:57,821 so I'm just gonna get this legal paper in, 1691 01:15:57,821 --> 01:16:00,023 and at 2:05 every motherfucking day, 1692 01:16:00,023 --> 01:16:02,291 I'm on the block getting my cheese, 1693 01:16:02,291 --> 01:16:03,993 getting these pillows out on they ass. 1694 01:16:03,993 --> 01:16:05,328 Baby, they want this kush. 1695 01:16:05,328 --> 01:16:06,295 - [Trina] Uh uh, you crazy. 1696 01:16:06,295 --> 01:16:07,496 Come get this sandwich. 1697 01:16:07,496 --> 01:16:08,632 - Shit, you ain't gotta tell me twice, baby. 1698 01:16:08,632 --> 01:16:09,565 Thank you. 1699 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:10,967 - [Trina] You're welcome. 1700 01:16:10,967 --> 01:16:13,336 - [Dontae] Damn, I like you so much. 1701 01:16:13,336 --> 01:16:14,437 - Like? 1702 01:16:14,437 --> 01:16:15,371 - Shit. 1703 01:16:15,371 --> 01:16:16,472 You know what I'm talking 'bout? 1704 01:16:16,472 --> 01:16:17,707 Aye, on the real, baby. 1705 01:16:17,707 --> 01:16:18,642 - What? 1706 01:16:18,642 --> 01:16:20,376 - Trill shit. 1707 01:16:20,376 --> 01:16:22,211 You might be a keeper. 1708 01:16:23,613 --> 01:16:24,914 I mean, you keep up the good work. 1709 01:16:24,914 --> 01:16:26,282 - Please, you already know. 1710 01:16:26,282 --> 01:16:27,383 This shit right here. 1711 01:16:27,383 --> 01:16:29,052 This shit right here, nigga. 1712 01:16:29,052 --> 01:16:30,486 This shit is the bam. 1713 01:16:30,486 --> 01:16:31,387 Okay, don't play. 1714 01:16:31,387 --> 01:16:32,588 - We'll see. 1715 01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:35,324 We'll check your progress report out. 1716 01:16:48,504 --> 01:16:51,007 - Yo, I've been thinking, man. 1717 01:16:52,575 --> 01:16:55,544 I've been settling for less. 1718 01:16:55,544 --> 01:16:58,114 I mean, I got this temp job. 1719 01:16:58,114 --> 01:17:01,150 Got a bunch of regular broads on my team. 1720 01:17:01,150 --> 01:17:03,152 I gotta step my game up. 1721 01:17:04,087 --> 01:17:05,354 - Yeah nah I know. 1722 01:17:05,354 --> 01:17:07,156 I mean, I was feeling the same way. 1723 01:17:07,156 --> 01:17:10,159 Like I should be further in life or something, 1724 01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:13,129 but then I got this job, man, that I'm starting next week 1725 01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:15,665 and the girl that I'm kicking with now. 1726 01:17:15,665 --> 01:17:17,133 Man, I'm feeling her. 1727 01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:19,202 Yeah you know, I feel like things are back on track now. 1728 01:17:19,202 --> 01:17:20,036 You know? 1729 01:17:23,572 --> 01:17:25,742 - You know I like you, Eric. 1730 01:17:25,742 --> 01:17:27,176 You remind me of me. 1731 01:17:27,176 --> 01:17:28,945 The way I used to be. 1732 01:17:28,945 --> 01:17:29,779 Nice guy. 1733 01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:34,317 But nice guys, well you know the rest. 1734 01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:40,356 The corporate America and these broads out here, 1735 01:17:40,356 --> 01:17:43,092 they will chew you up and spit you out 1736 01:17:43,092 --> 01:17:45,061 when they're done with you. 1737 01:17:45,061 --> 01:17:47,997 - Yeah I mean, I know what you're saying. 1738 01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:50,599 I know, but I gotta be me, man. 1739 01:17:53,302 --> 01:17:55,939 - Being you ain't working, dog. 1740 01:17:55,939 --> 01:17:59,809 I mean, you dripping with weak sauce. 1741 01:17:59,809 --> 01:18:01,778 I mean look at you, man. 1742 01:18:01,778 --> 01:18:03,412 - Whoa, what's wrong with me? 1743 01:18:03,412 --> 01:18:05,915 - Yo, you gotta start thinking outside the box, man. 1744 01:18:05,915 --> 01:18:07,550 Come on, live a little bit. 1745 01:18:07,550 --> 01:18:08,384 Sack up. 1746 01:18:09,786 --> 01:18:11,187 You falling in love with a chick 1747 01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:14,257 you just met two weeks ago. 1748 01:18:14,257 --> 01:18:15,759 Come on. 1749 01:18:15,759 --> 01:18:17,693 Man, for real. 1750 01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:19,562 - Man you know, I mean. 1751 01:18:19,562 --> 01:18:20,964 That's what I want, I mean. 1752 01:18:20,964 --> 01:18:21,898 What's wrong with that? 1753 01:18:21,898 --> 01:18:24,200 I don't see what's wrong. 1754 01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:26,069 - You making my allergies act up. 1755 01:18:26,069 --> 01:18:27,703 - Your allergies? 1756 01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:31,374 - Yeah 'cause I'm allergic to relationships 1757 01:18:31,374 --> 01:18:33,409 and I'm damn sure allergic to falling in love 1758 01:18:33,409 --> 01:18:36,479 with a girl I just met two weeks ago. 1759 01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:42,051 Eric, for a man there's absolutely nothing 1760 01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:47,456 to be gained by being in a relationship. 1761 01:18:50,794 --> 01:18:54,798 Oh, I detect a little bit of anxiety over there. 1762 01:18:56,866 --> 01:18:58,301 Oh, oh, oh. 1763 01:18:58,301 --> 01:19:00,003 Case I see you sweating all up 1764 01:19:00,003 --> 01:19:02,071 in the neck and chest area. 1765 01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:03,339 What's going on? 1766 01:19:03,339 --> 01:19:04,507 You feeling kind of uneasy or something? 1767 01:19:04,507 --> 01:19:06,175 - Man, whatever man. 1768 01:19:07,243 --> 01:19:08,812 - Okay. 1769 01:19:08,812 --> 01:19:10,513 I'm a fair man. 1770 01:19:10,513 --> 01:19:11,380 I'm a fair guy. 1771 01:19:11,380 --> 01:19:12,615 How 'bout this? 1772 01:19:13,616 --> 01:19:16,385 Give me one good reason for a man 1773 01:19:16,385 --> 01:19:19,222 to ever settle down let alone now? 1774 01:19:25,628 --> 01:19:26,963 - Companionship. 1775 01:19:30,666 --> 01:19:32,168 - Seriously? 1776 01:19:32,168 --> 01:19:33,569 - Yeah. 1777 01:19:33,569 --> 01:19:35,538 - That's the best reason you can come up with? 1778 01:19:35,538 --> 01:19:39,775 Eric, I have a new companion every night in my bed. 1779 01:19:41,377 --> 01:19:42,846 - Alex, I don't get you, man. 1780 01:19:42,846 --> 01:19:43,679 I mean. 1781 01:19:45,081 --> 01:19:47,516 Some woman hurt you, man? 1782 01:19:47,516 --> 01:19:49,785 Like, did somewhere along the line 1783 01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:53,189 some lady just absolutely do you wrong or something? 1784 01:19:53,189 --> 01:19:57,626 Is this where you get your disdain for women from? 1785 01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:59,395 - No, I don't get hurt. 1786 01:19:59,395 --> 01:20:01,430 I brings the pain, dog. 1787 01:20:01,430 --> 01:20:02,331 - Oh. 1788 01:20:02,331 --> 01:20:03,299 - You see. 1789 01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:04,600 I brings the pain. 1790 01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:06,970 See, the last time a woman came up to me. 1791 01:20:06,970 --> 01:20:10,706 Chick come up to me talking 'bout some sort of relationship, 1792 01:20:10,706 --> 01:20:12,909 she left out of my crib with my size 13's 1793 01:20:12,909 --> 01:20:16,145 attached to her behind, yeah. 1794 01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:18,414 Chick named Allison. 1795 01:20:18,414 --> 01:20:19,248 Yeah. 1796 01:20:21,350 --> 01:20:22,751 Yeah, oh Allison. 1797 01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:26,622 She was alright but she's okay, 1798 01:20:29,192 --> 01:20:31,760 but I mean I just kept her around 1799 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:34,663 'cause she was a beast in the bed. 1800 01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:35,664 I mean, ooh. 1801 01:20:36,933 --> 01:20:39,768 Yeah and she bought me stuff, too. 1802 01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:46,075 Decorated half of my apartment (laughs). 1803 01:20:47,576 --> 01:20:48,777 - Allison, huh? 1804 01:20:49,812 --> 01:20:51,380 - [Alex] Yeah. 1805 01:20:51,380 --> 01:20:53,950 - Yeah I mean, that's a common name. 1806 01:20:53,950 --> 01:20:56,052 Yeah, so I mean. 1807 01:20:56,052 --> 01:20:57,753 She was pretty cool though, right? 1808 01:20:57,753 --> 01:20:59,956 - Yeah, she was straight. 1809 01:20:59,956 --> 01:21:01,457 She was straight. 1810 01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:03,893 Just not relationship material. 1811 01:21:03,893 --> 01:21:08,164 Now if, if I ever settle down, she gotta be a dime. 1812 01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:13,169 A ten piece, you feel me? 1813 01:21:13,169 --> 01:21:14,770 - Yeah. 1814 01:21:14,770 --> 01:21:15,838 Yeah, no, no. 1815 01:21:15,838 --> 01:21:16,672 No, man, no. 1816 01:21:16,672 --> 01:21:18,674 You know what, Alex man? 1817 01:21:18,674 --> 01:21:20,709 I ain't trying to knock your style or nothing like that, 1818 01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:23,947 but I think I'm a one woman at a time kinda dude. 1819 01:21:23,947 --> 01:21:27,850 That's just what makes me comfortable, man really. 1820 01:21:27,850 --> 01:21:28,952 - Cool, cool. 1821 01:21:30,219 --> 01:21:31,787 But when your little heart gets stepped on 1822 01:21:31,787 --> 01:21:34,690 by a stiletto heel, don't come running to me. 1823 01:21:34,690 --> 01:21:35,524 Okay? 1824 01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:39,228 - Hope to God I don't have to. 1825 01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:48,604 Here you go. 1826 01:21:48,604 --> 01:21:51,140 - Appreciate it, man. 1827 01:21:51,140 --> 01:21:52,375 - Aye, you know what? 1828 01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:53,542 I was thinking about having a little 1829 01:21:53,542 --> 01:21:54,877 get together at my house. 1830 01:21:54,877 --> 01:21:55,844 You know what I mean? 1831 01:21:55,844 --> 01:21:57,913 Like celebrate my ventures. 1832 01:21:57,913 --> 01:21:58,881 Got the new job. 1833 01:21:58,881 --> 01:22:00,783 Have some people come over. 1834 01:22:00,783 --> 01:22:02,018 What you think? 1835 01:22:02,018 --> 01:22:03,619 - I'm down with that. 1836 01:22:03,619 --> 01:22:05,821 I'll invite a few people if you don't mind. 1837 01:22:05,821 --> 01:22:06,755 You know what I'm saying? 1838 01:22:06,755 --> 01:22:07,723 We'll make the most of it. 1839 01:22:07,723 --> 01:22:08,657 - Yeah, alright. 1840 01:22:08,657 --> 01:22:10,159 The more the merrier. 1841 01:22:10,159 --> 01:22:10,994 - Cool. 1842 01:22:10,994 --> 01:22:11,827 - Alright cool. 1843 01:22:11,827 --> 01:22:12,828 - You ready? 1844 01:22:19,835 --> 01:22:23,606 - [Allison] Oh, I can't believe you said that. 1845 01:22:23,606 --> 01:22:26,809 - [Eric] Say the craziest things sometimes. 1846 01:22:26,809 --> 01:22:28,811 - This is some good coffee. 1847 01:22:28,811 --> 01:22:31,080 - Oh yeah, I guess we got a good batch. 1848 01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:32,348 I don't know. 1849 01:22:32,348 --> 01:22:33,682 - So this is one of your favorite spots? 1850 01:22:33,682 --> 01:22:34,517 - Yeah. 1851 01:22:35,384 --> 01:22:36,585 - Yeah? 1852 01:22:36,585 --> 01:22:38,354 - Yeah nah, I'd say this is my spot. 1853 01:22:38,354 --> 01:22:39,188 - Really? 1854 01:22:40,089 --> 01:22:41,357 - Yeah. 1855 01:22:41,357 --> 01:22:43,226 - Why don't you bring me back here sometime? 1856 01:22:43,226 --> 01:22:44,327 Quality date. 1857 01:22:45,328 --> 01:22:47,896 Good coffee, good conversation. 1858 01:22:48,731 --> 01:22:50,733 Of course good people. 1859 01:22:50,733 --> 01:22:52,468 - Well cheers. 1860 01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:53,836 Clink. 1861 01:22:53,836 --> 01:22:54,937 (laughing) 1862 01:22:54,937 --> 01:22:55,771 - I do that. 1863 01:22:55,771 --> 01:22:56,905 - Stop playing. 1864 01:22:56,905 --> 01:22:57,740 - I do. 1865 01:22:57,740 --> 01:22:58,574 I do that. 1866 01:22:58,574 --> 01:22:59,408 - No you don't. 1867 01:22:59,408 --> 01:23:00,176 - Yes, I do. 1868 01:23:00,176 --> 01:23:01,277 I say clink. 1869 01:23:01,277 --> 01:23:02,811 - Well you know. 1870 01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:04,180 Good minds think alike. 1871 01:23:04,180 --> 01:23:05,014 Great, great. 1872 01:23:05,014 --> 01:23:05,981 We're great. 1873 01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:06,815 - Great. 1874 01:23:07,883 --> 01:23:08,717 - Clink. 1875 01:23:14,757 --> 01:23:15,658 Good, good. 1876 01:23:17,126 --> 01:23:18,361 You know I really never thought 1877 01:23:18,361 --> 01:23:20,629 I'd be eating one of these things. 1878 01:23:20,629 --> 01:23:22,131 - Why not? 1879 01:23:22,131 --> 01:23:24,400 - Well you know, I mean. 1880 01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:25,901 Buying hot dogs from a corner cart 1881 01:23:25,901 --> 01:23:28,271 ain't necessarily the most sanitary thing in the world. 1882 01:23:28,271 --> 01:23:29,305 You know? 1883 01:23:29,305 --> 01:23:31,274 - Ouch, mood killer. 1884 01:23:31,274 --> 01:23:33,442 - I'm just saying you know the health department 1885 01:23:33,442 --> 01:23:35,178 probably don't go around slinging licenses 1886 01:23:35,178 --> 01:23:36,679 to people selling meat products 1887 01:23:36,679 --> 01:23:39,182 on these small infested streets of L.A., you know. 1888 01:23:39,182 --> 01:23:41,484 - Ouch, mood killer. 1889 01:23:41,484 --> 01:23:43,186 - I'm sorry. 1890 01:23:43,186 --> 01:23:44,753 - That's alright 'cause this is way too good 1891 01:23:44,753 --> 01:23:46,789 to stop eating it now, right? 1892 01:23:46,789 --> 01:23:47,723 Try with the jalapenos. 1893 01:23:47,723 --> 01:23:48,557 Try the jalapenos. 1894 01:23:48,557 --> 01:23:50,726 - Ooh, that's hot. 1895 01:23:50,726 --> 01:23:51,794 - That's good, right. 1896 01:23:51,794 --> 01:23:54,063 (laughing) 1897 01:23:55,398 --> 01:23:56,999 Oh my God. 1898 01:23:56,999 --> 01:23:58,567 I love it down here. 1899 01:23:58,567 --> 01:23:59,435 - Oh, it's nice. 1900 01:23:59,435 --> 01:24:00,236 I like this. 1901 01:24:00,236 --> 01:24:01,704 - Yeah. 1902 01:24:01,704 --> 01:24:02,638 - It makes it feel like the east coast a little bit. 1903 01:24:02,638 --> 01:24:03,506 - A little bit. 1904 01:24:03,506 --> 01:24:04,507 I like it. 1905 01:24:04,507 --> 01:24:05,874 It's good. 1906 01:24:05,874 --> 01:24:06,709 Come on. 1907 01:24:09,978 --> 01:24:14,283 Well, I guess my diet's gone out the window today. 1908 01:24:14,283 --> 01:24:15,518 - [Eric] What you talking 'bout? 1909 01:24:15,518 --> 01:24:17,386 I thought we were living a little. 1910 01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:18,321 - Point well taken. 1911 01:24:18,321 --> 01:24:19,488 - [Eric] Okay. 1912 01:24:21,490 --> 01:24:23,259 - You know, who knew you could meet 1913 01:24:23,259 --> 01:24:26,195 such a sweetheart at a gas station? 1914 01:24:27,596 --> 01:24:30,766 - Well I just say thank God your gas cap was stuck. 1915 01:24:30,766 --> 01:24:33,669 Otherwise I never would have approached you. 1916 01:24:33,669 --> 01:24:35,204 I was checking you out though. 1917 01:24:35,204 --> 01:24:36,038 - [Allison] Yeah? 1918 01:24:36,038 --> 01:24:37,706 - [Eric] Mhmm, yeah. 1919 01:24:37,706 --> 01:24:38,941 Yeah. 1920 01:24:38,941 --> 01:24:40,176 - Well you know there is this homeless guy 1921 01:24:40,176 --> 01:24:42,178 I let pump my gas before that, 1922 01:24:42,178 --> 01:24:44,213 and he was a little heavy on the twisting. 1923 01:24:44,213 --> 01:24:46,081 - Oh well thank you Joe homeless guy. 1924 01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:47,683 (laughing) 1925 01:24:47,683 --> 01:24:51,920 Otherwise I never would have met lady at pump number six. 1926 01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:54,857 - Thank you gentleman at pump number seven. 1927 01:24:54,857 --> 01:24:57,360 Coffee, hot dogs, yogurt. 1928 01:24:57,360 --> 01:24:58,294 - What? 1929 01:24:58,294 --> 01:24:59,762 - I'm a cheap date. 1930 01:24:59,762 --> 01:25:01,297 - Oh no, no. 1931 01:25:01,297 --> 01:25:02,731 - Well wait. 1932 01:25:02,731 --> 01:25:05,901 You couldn't have spent more than what $20. 1933 01:25:05,901 --> 01:25:08,904 - Actually $21 but no more than $40. 1934 01:25:10,038 --> 01:25:11,707 But who's counting, right? 1935 01:25:11,707 --> 01:25:12,541 - You are. 1936 01:25:12,541 --> 01:25:14,510 (laughing) 1937 01:25:14,510 --> 01:25:17,746 - Yeah, but the chemistry's great 1938 01:25:17,746 --> 01:25:20,115 and I'd say that's priceless. 1939 01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:22,185 - Indeed it is. 1940 01:25:22,185 --> 01:25:23,018 - Yeah. 1941 01:25:25,854 --> 01:25:26,689 Listen. 1942 01:25:28,424 --> 01:25:29,925 I got probably less than two weeks 1943 01:25:29,925 --> 01:25:32,395 before I have to go back to work 1944 01:25:32,395 --> 01:25:36,465 and I'd really like it if we could spend 1945 01:25:36,465 --> 01:25:39,968 maybe every other day together until then. 1946 01:25:39,968 --> 01:25:42,805 If that's not asking too much. 1947 01:25:42,805 --> 01:25:45,073 - No, it may not be enough. 1948 01:25:47,310 --> 01:25:49,144 (upbeat music) 1949 01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:50,246 * Yeah 1950 01:25:50,246 --> 01:25:52,114 * Ooh 1951 01:25:52,114 --> 01:25:55,418 - [Alex] Honestly, I've very proud of you, Eric. 1952 01:25:55,418 --> 01:25:58,020 - [Eric] Oh, well thanks brother. 1953 01:25:58,020 --> 01:26:00,789 - [Man] Hey, what's going on? 1954 01:26:00,789 --> 01:26:03,392 - I wanted to introduce y'all to my friend, Alex. 1955 01:26:03,392 --> 01:26:04,993 Alex, this is Larry and Big Al. 1956 01:26:04,993 --> 01:26:06,195 - How you doing? 1957 01:26:06,195 --> 01:26:07,863 - These are my boys from way, way back man. 1958 01:26:07,863 --> 01:26:09,865 - Way back, man, we been kicking it. 1959 01:26:09,865 --> 01:26:12,235 - [Eric] Hey cuz, I'ma check with y'all later, alright. 1960 01:26:12,235 --> 01:26:13,469 - Alright, man. 1961 01:26:13,469 --> 01:26:14,937 - Let's go check out some other folks. 1962 01:26:14,937 --> 01:26:16,372 - Yeah, I'm wondering where all the white women 1963 01:26:16,372 --> 01:26:18,641 and the cocaine girls up in here, man. 1964 01:26:18,641 --> 01:26:20,108 Eric's a white collared brother now, 1965 01:26:20,108 --> 01:26:22,711 so we need some of them white collared party favors. 1966 01:26:22,711 --> 01:26:23,979 You know what I'm saying? 1967 01:26:23,979 --> 01:26:26,682 - Well, I'll take the white girls 1968 01:26:26,682 --> 01:26:29,618 and you can keep that cocaine. 1969 01:26:29,618 --> 01:26:31,454 - Man, it was a joke, bruh. 1970 01:26:31,454 --> 01:26:32,388 - Oh yeah, yeah. 1971 01:26:32,388 --> 01:26:33,222 I knew that. 1972 01:26:33,222 --> 01:26:34,056 - You ain't know shit. 1973 01:26:34,056 --> 01:26:34,890 - Deborah. 1974 01:26:34,890 --> 01:26:35,824 - Hey. 1975 01:26:35,824 --> 01:26:36,525 - [Eric] Who's your friend? 1976 01:26:36,525 --> 01:26:37,360 - Bernard, Eric. 1977 01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:38,627 Eric, Bernard. 1978 01:26:38,627 --> 01:26:39,962 - Oh, it's good to meet you, brother. 1979 01:26:39,962 --> 01:26:40,796 - Hi. 1980 01:26:40,796 --> 01:26:42,865 - Oh this is Alex. 1981 01:26:42,865 --> 01:26:44,367 - How you doing? 1982 01:26:44,367 --> 01:26:48,203 - By the way, my boss hired a white boy. 1983 01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:49,472 - Ah. 1984 01:26:49,472 --> 01:26:50,973 - But congratulations on the new job, Eric. 1985 01:26:50,973 --> 01:26:51,940 That's what's up. 1986 01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:52,775 - Thank you. 1987 01:26:52,775 --> 01:26:53,709 Thank you. 1988 01:26:53,709 --> 01:26:55,711 - So how much is it paying? 1989 01:26:55,711 --> 01:26:58,080 - Oh, what Kim means is that she's looking 1990 01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:00,449 to advance from her current job. 1991 01:27:00,449 --> 01:27:01,950 - Oh, oh yeah. 1992 01:27:01,950 --> 01:27:03,786 Well, let me get a little more time under my belt 1993 01:27:03,786 --> 01:27:06,522 and then maybe build some rapport with the key players 1994 01:27:06,522 --> 01:27:08,691 and I can see if there's some openings for you. 1995 01:27:08,691 --> 01:27:09,925 - Aw, thank you. 1996 01:27:09,925 --> 01:27:10,993 Thank you. 1997 01:27:10,993 --> 01:27:11,860 - [Eric] Yeah, no problem. 1998 01:27:11,860 --> 01:27:13,462 - Don't forget your boy. 1999 01:27:13,462 --> 01:27:15,864 - Oh yeah, no doubt man. 2000 01:27:15,864 --> 01:27:18,200 Well, it's good to meet you, man. 2001 01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:19,435 - Likewise, brother. 2002 01:27:19,435 --> 01:27:21,437 Y'all keep on enjoying yourselves. 2003 01:27:21,437 --> 01:27:22,605 Thanks for coming. 2004 01:27:22,605 --> 01:27:23,439 Hey. 2005 01:27:26,108 --> 01:27:27,109 - Cool cats. 2006 01:27:29,077 --> 01:27:31,280 So Kim, you're still single right? 2007 01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:32,648 - Oh no, no. 2008 01:27:32,648 --> 01:27:33,716 Not my type. 2009 01:27:33,716 --> 01:27:35,050 - [Bernard] Why? 2010 01:27:35,050 --> 01:27:36,419 Too young? 2011 01:27:36,419 --> 01:27:37,753 - No, too broke. 2012 01:27:39,688 --> 01:27:41,023 - You are shameless. 2013 01:27:41,023 --> 01:27:41,857 - What? 2014 01:27:43,826 --> 01:27:45,894 - Now Connie and Jeanine. 2015 01:27:47,195 --> 01:27:49,432 Now with these two you see right now 2016 01:27:49,432 --> 01:27:51,334 I'm still in the friendship zone. 2017 01:27:51,334 --> 01:27:55,538 That's only because I brought up the idea of a threesome. 2018 01:27:55,538 --> 01:27:57,540 I'm still trying though. 2019 01:27:58,574 --> 01:28:01,209 Now if you want, I can cancel. 2020 01:28:01,209 --> 01:28:03,879 Yeah, I mean pick one. 2021 01:28:03,879 --> 01:28:05,213 - I'm good, man. 2022 01:28:06,181 --> 01:28:07,015 You know. 2023 01:28:08,317 --> 01:28:11,387 - Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric. 2024 01:28:11,387 --> 01:28:14,390 You're glowing and it's showing. 2025 01:28:14,390 --> 01:28:17,059 You're still thinking about this wonderful girl 2026 01:28:17,059 --> 01:28:18,994 you've been ranting and raving about I guess. 2027 01:28:18,994 --> 01:28:23,265 - Yeah well, I guess that's why I'm so elated, man. 2028 01:28:24,467 --> 01:28:27,169 - But look, why don't we just at least 2029 01:28:27,169 --> 01:28:30,839 meet these two beautiful, beautiful young ladies? 2030 01:28:30,839 --> 01:28:33,008 And while you're still officially singe, it can't hurt. 2031 01:28:33,008 --> 01:28:36,278 - Yeah well, I doubt I'll change my mind, man. 2032 01:28:36,278 --> 01:28:38,313 This girl special. 2033 01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:39,314 - Come on. 2034 01:28:39,314 --> 01:28:40,649 Connie, Jeanine. 2035 01:28:42,050 --> 01:28:43,352 Connie. 2036 01:28:43,352 --> 01:28:44,219 - Hi. 2037 01:28:44,219 --> 01:28:45,788 - Hello. 2038 01:28:45,788 --> 01:28:46,789 What's up, beautiful? 2039 01:28:46,789 --> 01:28:47,623 - Thank you. 2040 01:28:47,623 --> 01:28:48,791 - And Jeanine. 2041 01:28:52,661 --> 01:28:55,330 This is the man of the hour. 2042 01:28:55,330 --> 01:28:56,732 My good friend, Eric. 2043 01:28:56,732 --> 01:28:57,966 - Nice to meet you, ladies. 2044 01:28:57,966 --> 01:28:59,034 - Nice to meet you, too. 2045 01:28:59,034 --> 01:29:00,536 - Nice to meet you. 2046 01:29:00,536 --> 01:29:01,970 - Nice place you got here. 2047 01:29:01,970 --> 01:29:04,106 - Oh, it's something you know. 2048 01:29:04,106 --> 01:29:05,307 Whatever. 2049 01:29:05,307 --> 01:29:06,409 - Yeah, how long have you been here? 2050 01:29:06,409 --> 01:29:08,243 - About two years now. 2051 01:29:09,612 --> 01:29:11,814 - Do you know if there's any other vacancies 2052 01:29:11,814 --> 01:29:14,082 because we're looking for a place? 2053 01:29:14,082 --> 01:29:15,217 - Yeah. 2054 01:29:15,217 --> 01:29:16,485 - Oh you're roommates? 2055 01:29:16,485 --> 01:29:20,155 - That's what I was trying to tell you. 2056 01:29:20,155 --> 01:29:21,590 - Oh okay. 2057 01:29:21,590 --> 01:29:25,494 Well, I can talk to the manager and see what he says. 2058 01:29:25,494 --> 01:29:26,328 - Okay. 2059 01:29:26,328 --> 01:29:27,162 - Okay. 2060 01:29:28,431 --> 01:29:30,933 - Connie and Jeanine are budding actresses. 2061 01:29:30,933 --> 01:29:32,601 - And bartenders by night. 2062 01:29:32,601 --> 01:29:34,670 - [Eric] Oh, dope personalities. 2063 01:29:34,670 --> 01:29:36,171 - [Connie] Yeah. 2064 01:29:36,171 --> 01:29:40,809 - Don't have to be a star, baby, to be in my show. 2065 01:29:40,809 --> 01:29:43,646 - (laughs) Wow. 2066 01:29:43,646 --> 01:29:45,313 - Alex is a nut. 2067 01:29:45,313 --> 01:29:46,782 - [Eric] Yeah. 2068 01:29:46,782 --> 01:29:50,352 - See we like our guys more tame and submissive. 2069 01:29:54,189 --> 01:29:55,357 - Oh, oh okay. 2070 01:29:56,191 --> 01:29:57,526 Well, oh shoot. 2071 01:29:57,526 --> 01:29:58,527 I'll get it. 2072 01:30:00,896 --> 01:30:02,297 Nice to meet you. 2073 01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:06,234 Hey, come here. 2074 01:30:09,538 --> 01:30:10,639 You smell so good. 2075 01:30:10,639 --> 01:30:11,840 Come on in, come on in. 2076 01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:12,675 - [Allison] You look nice. 2077 01:30:12,675 --> 01:30:13,642 - Thanks. 2078 01:30:13,642 --> 01:30:14,710 Everybody, everybody. 2079 01:30:14,710 --> 01:30:15,978 This is Allison. 2080 01:30:15,978 --> 01:30:16,812 - Hi. 2081 01:30:16,812 --> 01:30:17,646 - How you doing? 2082 01:30:17,646 --> 01:30:18,481 - Hi guys. 2083 01:30:21,283 --> 01:30:22,117 - Wow. 2084 01:30:25,187 --> 01:30:26,021 Wow. 2085 01:30:28,123 --> 01:30:29,758 Small world. 2086 01:30:29,758 --> 01:30:31,627 - Y'all know each other? 2087 01:30:31,627 --> 01:30:35,130 - [Alex] So this is who you was so big on, huh? 2088 01:30:35,130 --> 01:30:39,301 I gotta tell you I was expecting someone a little different. 2089 01:30:39,301 --> 01:30:41,937 - Eric, Alex and I used to date. 2090 01:30:44,673 --> 01:30:47,543 - Oh, is that what you wanna call it? 2091 01:30:47,543 --> 01:30:50,012 Eric, you know how I get down. 2092 01:30:52,180 --> 01:30:54,550 Dog, I don't mean to burst your bubble or anything like that 2093 01:30:54,550 --> 01:30:57,352 but I used to beat it up savagely. 2094 01:30:59,988 --> 01:31:03,592 I'm talking I used to go gorilla on it. 2095 01:31:03,592 --> 01:31:04,426 Just-- 2096 01:31:04,426 --> 01:31:06,394 - I get the point, Alex. 2097 01:31:06,394 --> 01:31:07,796 - But she's cool though. 2098 01:31:07,796 --> 01:31:08,731 Yeah, yeah. 2099 01:31:10,265 --> 01:31:11,266 Very giving. 2100 01:31:13,869 --> 01:31:17,005 It's so funny that I'm not really surprised. 2101 01:31:17,005 --> 01:31:18,841 You know, you guys on the same level. 2102 01:31:18,841 --> 01:31:22,077 You know, low self-esteem and all that. 2103 01:31:23,512 --> 01:31:28,116 Aw, did she try that trick on you yet with the ice cubes? 2104 01:31:29,451 --> 01:31:30,786 - You know what? 2105 01:31:33,522 --> 01:31:38,260 You truly are one arrogant, self centered son of a bitch. 2106 01:31:39,628 --> 01:31:44,432 One day you gon' find yourself in life all alone, too. 2107 01:31:45,601 --> 01:31:48,403 Until that day, you need to get out. 2108 01:31:48,403 --> 01:31:49,404 - [Alex] Get out? 2109 01:31:49,404 --> 01:31:50,706 - Yeah, get out. 2110 01:31:52,708 --> 01:31:56,712 - You gonna mess up our friendship over one mediocre chick? 2111 01:31:56,712 --> 01:32:01,617 - Dog, we not friends and she's definitely not mediocre. 2112 01:32:02,217 --> 01:32:03,018 Now get out. 2113 01:32:10,893 --> 01:32:11,727 - Okay. 2114 01:32:13,662 --> 01:32:15,163 Excuse me, ladies. 2115 01:32:36,885 --> 01:32:39,221 - You used to date that guy? 2116 01:32:42,858 --> 01:32:44,627 That's so disgusting. 2117 01:32:49,865 --> 01:32:53,101 - This is way too uncomfortable for me. 2118 01:32:54,169 --> 01:32:55,003 I gotta go. 2119 01:32:55,003 --> 01:32:55,804 I'm sorry. 2120 01:32:56,705 --> 01:32:57,505 Sorry. 2121 01:33:03,178 --> 01:33:05,781 (bright music) 2122 01:33:15,423 --> 01:33:16,491 (knocking on door) 2123 01:33:16,491 --> 01:33:17,760 - Party's over. 2124 01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:18,593 Go home. 2125 01:33:24,767 --> 01:33:25,600 - Hey. 2126 01:33:27,202 --> 01:33:28,036 - Allison. 2127 01:33:29,537 --> 01:33:30,372 Hey. 2128 01:33:32,140 --> 01:33:34,409 I didn't expect you back here. 2129 01:33:34,409 --> 01:33:38,580 - Well, I figured you guys might still be partying 2130 01:33:39,915 --> 01:33:44,186 and I felt guilty about running out that way. 2131 01:33:44,186 --> 01:33:45,020 - Oh. 2132 01:33:46,088 --> 01:33:49,091 I mean, everybody pretty much 2133 01:33:49,091 --> 01:33:53,996 left not too long after you, after you walked out. 2134 01:33:53,996 --> 01:33:55,563 It was a pretty awkward moment. 2135 01:33:55,563 --> 01:33:58,533 - Look, I wanna apologize to you. 2136 01:33:58,533 --> 01:34:00,168 - For what? 2137 01:34:00,168 --> 01:34:02,237 You didn't do anything. 2138 01:34:02,237 --> 01:34:06,074 - For my association with my former associate. 2139 01:34:09,311 --> 01:34:11,013 I was vulnerable. 2140 01:34:11,013 --> 01:34:12,447 I hit a very low point back then 2141 01:34:12,447 --> 01:34:14,783 when I was dealing with him. 2142 01:34:18,120 --> 01:34:20,122 It was not me, you know. 2143 01:34:25,327 --> 01:34:26,661 - You know what? 2144 01:34:27,830 --> 01:34:30,966 Former and associate are two good words 2145 01:34:32,835 --> 01:34:36,905 to probably describe my relationship with him, too. 2146 01:34:36,905 --> 01:34:38,240 I mean, hey you know. 2147 01:34:38,240 --> 01:34:39,908 We met for a reason. 2148 01:34:41,109 --> 01:34:44,847 And I think I can move on past it if you can. 2149 01:34:46,114 --> 01:34:47,615 - I'm way past it. 2150 01:34:49,051 --> 01:34:53,655 I just I look at it as killing time until I met the person 2151 01:34:54,823 --> 01:34:56,825 that I really wanted to spend my time with. 2152 01:34:56,825 --> 01:34:57,659 Hint hint. 2153 01:35:01,563 --> 01:35:03,398 - My thoughts exactly. 2154 01:35:06,534 --> 01:35:09,872 I mean, 'cause every woman has a dog in her life 2155 01:35:09,872 --> 01:35:11,606 and our mutt is Alex. 2156 01:35:13,776 --> 01:35:17,679 - Alright well, let's forget about the past 2157 01:35:17,679 --> 01:35:20,015 and move on into the future. 2158 01:35:21,016 --> 01:35:22,017 Cool? - Cool. 2159 01:35:23,952 --> 01:35:24,920 Cool. 2160 01:35:24,920 --> 01:35:26,521 - Cool. 2161 01:35:26,521 --> 01:35:27,756 - Future it is. 2162 01:35:37,766 --> 01:35:39,601 I'll get that for you. 2163 01:35:47,109 --> 01:35:50,445 You know before we move into the future, 2164 01:35:52,147 --> 01:35:54,316 I gotta ask you something. 2165 01:35:55,517 --> 01:35:56,351 - Okay. 2166 01:36:01,456 --> 01:36:04,192 - Could you help me clean this place up? 2167 01:36:04,192 --> 01:36:05,894 - (laughs) Yeah. 2168 01:36:05,894 --> 01:36:07,262 Yes, I can. 2169 01:36:07,262 --> 01:36:09,031 Let go of that first. 2170 01:36:11,033 --> 01:36:12,234 Where are your trash bags? 2171 01:36:12,234 --> 01:36:13,268 - They're in the kitchen. 2172 01:36:13,268 --> 01:36:14,102 - Alright, I'll go. 2173 01:36:14,102 --> 01:36:16,071 - No, I'll get 'em. 2174 01:36:16,071 --> 01:36:17,739 We can get 'em together. 2175 01:36:17,739 --> 01:36:19,374 Come on. 2176 01:36:19,374 --> 01:36:21,609 (upbeat music) 2177 01:36:21,609 --> 01:36:24,112 * Love on a two way street 2178 01:36:24,112 --> 01:36:26,114 * On a two way street 2179 01:36:26,114 --> 01:36:28,483 * Love on a two way street 2180 01:36:28,483 --> 01:36:29,484 * Oh yeah 2181 01:36:29,484 --> 01:36:30,853 * I found, I found 2182 01:36:30,853 --> 01:36:33,721 * Love on a two way street 2183 01:36:33,721 --> 01:36:35,824 * On a two way street 2184 01:36:35,824 --> 01:36:38,593 * Love on a two way street 2185 01:36:38,593 --> 01:36:40,562 * Mm yeah 2186 01:36:40,562 --> 01:36:42,730 * On way 2187 01:36:42,730 --> 01:36:45,934 * You and me we got it special 2188 01:36:45,934 --> 01:36:47,836 * On way 2189 01:36:47,836 --> 01:36:51,006 * Something good it makes us glow * 2190 01:36:51,006 --> 01:36:52,875 * On way 2191 01:36:52,875 --> 01:36:55,777 * I've been waiting all day long * 2192 01:36:55,777 --> 01:36:57,245 * On way 2193 01:36:57,245 --> 01:36:59,982 * For you to come home baby 2194 01:36:59,982 --> 01:37:02,817 * Love on a two way street 2195 01:37:02,817 --> 01:37:03,818 * I can't wait 2196 01:37:03,818 --> 01:37:05,553 * It's gonna be on 2197 01:37:05,553 --> 01:37:07,189 * On way 2198 01:37:07,189 --> 01:37:10,592 * In love, you and I will make a song * 2199 01:37:10,592 --> 01:37:12,094 * On way 2200 01:37:12,094 --> 01:37:15,030 * You sing lead, I'll take the background * 2201 01:37:15,030 --> 01:37:16,731 * On way 2202 01:37:16,731 --> 01:37:18,666 * And baby I want you to rest 2203 01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:20,235 * While I try my best to love you * 2204 01:37:20,235 --> 01:37:22,070 * Yeah 2205 01:37:22,070 --> 01:37:24,706 * I found love and I can't deny it * 2206 01:37:24,706 --> 01:37:26,909 * Love on a two way street 2207 01:37:26,909 --> 01:37:27,876 * Baby it's good 2208 01:37:27,876 --> 01:37:29,277 * I just can't describe it 2209 01:37:29,277 --> 01:37:31,713 * Love on a two way street 2210 01:37:31,713 --> 01:37:34,382 * It seems like every time we get together it's magic * 2211 01:37:34,382 --> 01:37:36,384 * Love on a two way street 2212 01:37:36,384 --> 01:37:38,753 * Maybe it's lust but I got to have it * 2213 01:37:38,753 --> 01:37:41,189 * On way 2214 01:37:41,189 --> 01:37:44,759 * It's like every time you step into a room * 2215 01:37:44,759 --> 01:37:46,194 * On way 2216 01:37:46,194 --> 01:37:49,197 * The man on pause makes me split jazz * 2217 01:37:49,197 --> 01:37:51,099 * On way 2218 01:37:51,099 --> 01:37:53,301 * Girl I admit I took you in 2219 01:37:53,301 --> 01:37:55,270 * On way 2220 01:37:55,270 --> 01:37:57,572 * You shouldn't be so damn fine * 2221 01:37:57,572 --> 01:37:58,806 * So damn fine 2222 01:37:58,806 --> 01:38:00,408 * Some day 2223 01:38:00,408 --> 01:38:03,711 * We'll play, we'll laugh, we'll cry * 2224 01:38:03,711 --> 01:38:05,313 * Some day 2225 01:38:05,313 --> 01:38:08,616 * We gonna have to face the fact we'll fight * 2226 01:38:08,616 --> 01:38:10,218 * On way 2227 01:38:10,218 --> 01:38:13,221 * I'll be waiting all night long * 2228 01:38:13,221 --> 01:38:14,990 * On way 2229 01:38:14,990 --> 01:38:18,126 * For you to come home to me baby * 2230 01:38:18,126 --> 01:38:20,128 * Love on a two way street 2231 01:38:20,128 --> 01:38:22,297 * I found love and I can't deny it * 2232 01:38:22,297 --> 01:38:25,033 * Love on a two way street 2233 01:38:25,033 --> 01:38:27,235 * Baby it's good I just can't describe it * 2234 01:38:27,235 --> 01:38:29,771 * Love on a two way street 2235 01:38:29,771 --> 01:38:32,074 * Seems like every time we get together it's magic * 2236 01:38:32,074 --> 01:38:34,609 * Love on a two way street 2237 01:38:34,609 --> 01:38:36,945 * Maybe it's lust but I got to have it * 2238 01:38:36,945 --> 01:38:39,681 * Love on a two way street 2239 01:38:39,681 --> 01:38:42,084 * I found love and I can't deny it * 2240 01:38:42,084 --> 01:38:44,452 * Love on a two way street 2241 01:38:44,452 --> 01:38:45,487 * Baby it's good 2242 01:38:45,487 --> 01:38:46,921 * I just can't describe it 2243 01:38:46,921 --> 01:38:49,124 * Love on a two way street 2244 01:38:49,124 --> 01:38:50,993 * Seems like every time we get together it's magic * 2245 01:38:50,993 --> 01:38:53,661 * Love on a two