1 00:00:31,227 --> 00:00:32,867 - Look at that. That one's gonna be- 2 00:01:10,844 --> 00:01:12,283 - Fucking Christ. 3 00:01:12,404 --> 00:01:14,285 You're a fucking narcissist, Elaine. 4 00:01:14,405 --> 00:01:15,965 It's aII about you at the end of the day. 5 00:01:16,085 --> 00:01:18,166 - Sure, it's about me. lt's a fucking self-portrait. 6 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:20,567 - You're just a self-absorbed, seIf-obsessed, 7 00:01:20,688 --> 00:01:23,168 selfish, second-rate, so-caIIed artist 8 00:01:23,289 --> 00:01:25,569 who can't even draw a straight fucking line. 9 00:01:25,689 --> 00:01:26,729 - Let's not get into this. 10 00:01:26,850 --> 00:01:28,250 And anyway, l don't draw. l do video art. 11 00:01:28,371 --> 00:01:29,611 - "l do video art." 12 00:01:32,853 --> 00:01:35,533 Oh, my God. 13 00:01:35,654 --> 00:01:37,213 - No. 14 00:01:37,335 --> 00:01:39,255 Oh, no. 15 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:57,742 ♪ ♪ 16 00:02:00,114 --> 00:02:02,313 - Bob, Jean. 17 00:02:02,434 --> 00:02:04,513 Don't go in there. 18 00:02:04,634 --> 00:02:08,992 Fucking assholes going into that cocksucking bastard's gaIIery. 19 00:02:09,113 --> 00:02:11,152 Motherfuckers! 20 00:02:14,154 --> 00:02:22,032 ♪ ♪ 21 00:02:45,352 --> 00:02:46,911 Read it back. 22 00:02:47,032 --> 00:02:48,271 - "Dear Alfreda, I am sending you 23 00:02:48,392 --> 00:02:49,711 "this excellent account 24 00:02:49,832 --> 00:02:50,991 "of the raising of the Mary Rose. 25 00:02:51,112 --> 00:02:52,911 "l was fortunate enough to come across a tabor pipe 26 00:02:53,032 --> 00:02:53,911 "found in an early wreck, 27 00:02:54,032 --> 00:02:54,911 "and l would be grateful 28 00:02:55,032 --> 00:02:56,351 "if you would accept this smaII token 29 00:02:56,472 --> 00:02:57,591 to celebrate our friendship." 30 00:02:57,712 --> 00:02:58,911 - Yes. 31 00:02:59,031 --> 00:03:01,431 On further consideration, 32 00:03:01,552 --> 00:03:03,511 we think that 15 million 33 00:03:03,632 --> 00:03:08,031 would be a fair valuation for the painting. 34 00:03:16,351 --> 00:03:18,550 ♪ ♪ 35 00:03:23,631 --> 00:03:25,030 - "Dear Mr. Spindle, 36 00:03:25,151 --> 00:03:27,310 "thank you for your letter concerning the Mondrian. 37 00:03:27,430 --> 00:03:30,149 "l have in the past discussed with my husband 38 00:03:30,271 --> 00:03:32,710 "the possible sale of this work. 39 00:03:32,831 --> 00:03:33,989 "As you may be aware, 40 00:03:34,111 --> 00:03:37,390 "my husband bought the painting from the artist himseIf 41 00:03:37,510 --> 00:03:39,310 "and has, understandably, 42 00:03:39,430 --> 00:03:42,429 a strong sentimental attachment to it." 43 00:03:42,550 --> 00:03:44,629 - Oh, I find this aII very difficult, Robert. 44 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:48,629 l mean, l wish l'd never even contempIated the idea. 45 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,229 lt's just- l don't know. 46 00:03:50,350 --> 00:03:51,509 Never mind. 47 00:03:51,630 --> 00:03:53,748 - WeII, if the saIe at Sotheby's is successful, 48 00:03:53,869 --> 00:03:55,989 then maybe it won't be necessary to- 49 00:03:56,109 --> 00:03:56,949 - No, l know. I know. 50 00:03:57,069 --> 00:03:58,028 But he's so insistent. 51 00:03:58,149 --> 00:04:00,388 He's like some ghastly hypnotist. 52 00:04:00,509 --> 00:04:02,108 And over the past two weeks, 53 00:04:02,230 --> 00:04:04,028 he's sent me dozens of unreadable books 54 00:04:04,150 --> 00:04:05,028 on marine archaeology 55 00:04:05,149 --> 00:04:07,468 and enough fiowers for a funeraI, 56 00:04:07,589 --> 00:04:11,148 and these missives, almost like love letters. 57 00:04:11,269 --> 00:04:14,428 - They are intimate, it has to be said. 58 00:04:14,549 --> 00:04:16,348 - Look, "Your intelligence resonates 59 00:04:16,469 --> 00:04:19,387 "like the echo of a seashell. 60 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,027 "The elegance of your opinion 61 00:04:21,149 --> 00:04:24,187 stands out against the debris of modernity." 62 00:04:24,309 --> 00:04:28,148 - Well, perhaps he simply has strong feelings for you. 63 00:04:29,789 --> 00:04:31,227 - Could be his mother. 64 00:04:31,348 --> 00:04:32,187 - Verdammt. 65 00:04:32,308 --> 00:04:34,907 - Really, you do underestimate yourself. 66 00:04:38,388 --> 00:04:39,827 - What? 67 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,067 Grossman's offered him 60-40? 68 00:04:42,188 --> 00:04:44,147 Well, what does he want? 69 00:04:44,268 --> 00:04:45,147 70? 70 00:04:47,107 --> 00:04:48,787 No goddamn way! 71 00:04:48,907 --> 00:04:50,706 l built Schneider up, God damn it. 72 00:04:50,827 --> 00:04:52,706 If he wants to join a bunch of second-rate artists 73 00:04:52,828 --> 00:04:55,147 in a second-rate gallery, weII, then Iet him. 74 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:03,986 - I hear that Grossman has cash fiow problems. 75 00:05:04,107 --> 00:05:06,386 - Yes, well, he's always got cash fIow probIems. 76 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:07,785 You want to know why? 77 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:09,025 Because he's a fucking idiot. 78 00:05:10,187 --> 00:05:11,546 - By the way, the Rhinegolds 79 00:05:11,666 --> 00:05:13,585 are selling two paintings at Sotheby's. 80 00:05:13,706 --> 00:05:16,146 - Well, if they'd let me sell their goddamn Mondrian, 81 00:05:16,267 --> 00:05:17,906 they wouldn't have to sell their collection. 82 00:05:18,027 --> 00:05:20,786 l mean, what is wrong with these peopIe? 83 00:05:20,907 --> 00:05:22,745 - I guess they're attached to it. 84 00:05:22,867 --> 00:05:27,305 - Art should not be allowed to stagnate. 85 00:05:27,426 --> 00:05:29,505 There's a price for everything. 86 00:05:31,746 --> 00:05:34,585 There's always a price. 87 00:05:48,865 --> 00:05:51,424 Bob, Jean. 88 00:05:51,545 --> 00:05:52,424 - Hi, Art. 89 00:05:52,545 --> 00:05:55,464 - How the hell are you? 90 00:05:55,585 --> 00:05:56,784 You look great. 91 00:05:56,905 --> 00:05:58,024 - Handsome as always. 92 00:05:58,145 --> 00:05:59,504 - Try my best. Bob. 93 00:05:59,624 --> 00:06:00,784 - Good. 94 00:06:00,905 --> 00:06:04,784 That's a great spin painting. 95 00:06:04,905 --> 00:06:05,784 - Oh, wow. 96 00:06:05,905 --> 00:06:09,223 That is so alive. 97 00:06:09,345 --> 00:06:11,063 - lt's fantastic. How much? 98 00:06:11,184 --> 00:06:13,383 - Oh, well, the Havermeyers have reserved it. 99 00:06:13,504 --> 00:06:14,743 - You're joking. 100 00:06:14,864 --> 00:06:16,223 - No. 101 00:06:16,345 --> 00:06:17,183 - You should call me first 102 00:06:17,305 --> 00:06:19,103 when you get something Iike that. 103 00:06:19,225 --> 00:06:20,103 How much was it? 104 00:06:20,224 --> 00:06:21,623 - Oh, l shouldn't say. 105 00:06:21,744 --> 00:06:23,503 - Oh, come on, Art. 106 00:06:23,623 --> 00:06:26,143 We don't have any secrets, do we? 107 00:06:26,264 --> 00:06:28,063 - [laughs] 400,000. 108 00:06:28,184 --> 00:06:29,903 - Wow. 109 00:06:30,024 --> 00:06:31,462 - His prices are going through the roof. 110 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:34,222 And this is an early one. 111 00:06:34,343 --> 00:06:36,463 lt's a spectacular painting, 112 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:38,222 truly beautiful. 113 00:06:38,343 --> 00:06:41,102 You know, l was looking at those Newmans the other day, 114 00:06:41,223 --> 00:06:44,502 and it struck me how exciting it must have been 115 00:06:44,623 --> 00:06:48,142 to suddenly have a new language in art. 116 00:06:48,263 --> 00:06:53,381 l feel that Hirst must have had that same sensation. 117 00:06:55,063 --> 00:06:56,902 There's something else I want to show you, 118 00:06:57,023 --> 00:06:58,341 something that came in the other day. 119 00:06:58,462 --> 00:06:59,741 buzz! 120 00:06:59,862 --> 00:07:01,542 Bring in the Currin. 121 00:07:01,662 --> 00:07:03,941 - Oh, God, l love John's work. 122 00:07:04,063 --> 00:07:05,501 He's so great, isn't he? 123 00:07:05,622 --> 00:07:08,022 And that Rachel is just adorable. 124 00:07:08,142 --> 00:07:10,421 - WouId you Iike some champagne, water? 125 00:07:10,542 --> 00:07:11,861 - No, we're just stopping by. 126 00:07:11,982 --> 00:07:13,901 - Yes, l would love some water. 127 00:07:14,022 --> 00:07:14,901 Thank you, Art. 128 00:07:15,022 --> 00:07:15,861 Sparkling. 129 00:07:15,982 --> 00:07:16,981 - Certainly. 130 00:07:20,182 --> 00:07:22,941 - Nature calls. 131 00:07:23,062 --> 00:07:24,501 - You know where it is, don't you, Bob? 132 00:07:24,622 --> 00:07:26,020 - So? 133 00:07:26,142 --> 00:07:29,460 - Your hair looks beautiful, Jean. 134 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:31,380 - Thank you, Art. 135 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:35,741 Are you going to the Schneider show in New York? 136 00:07:35,861 --> 00:07:38,660 - I was- l was thinking of it, yeah. 137 00:07:38,781 --> 00:07:40,500 - Can l come? 138 00:07:40,621 --> 00:07:42,700 - Sure. 139 00:07:42,821 --> 00:07:44,460 Do you think Bob might like to come? 140 00:07:44,581 --> 00:07:46,500 - Oh, you know. 141 00:07:46,621 --> 00:07:50,940 He does his thing, and l do mine. 142 00:07:51,061 --> 00:07:52,219 - Oh, l found a great space. 143 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:53,420 - Really? 144 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:54,780 Where? 145 00:07:54,901 --> 00:07:56,379 - Near Hoxton Square. 146 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:57,979 - l love that area. 147 00:07:58,101 --> 00:07:59,740 - Oh, these. 148 00:07:59,861 --> 00:08:00,739 - You like? 149 00:08:00,860 --> 00:08:01,979 - Oh, they're fantastic. 150 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:03,939 - l like those. 151 00:08:04,060 --> 00:08:04,939 - Well- 152 00:08:05,060 --> 00:08:06,499 - Those are amazing. 153 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,139 - WeII, they're okay, but those are better. 154 00:08:08,259 --> 00:08:10,979 They're more rounded 155 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:13,099 Iike that BotticeIIi at the National Gallery. 156 00:08:13,219 --> 00:08:14,939 - Bob, l got to make a decision soon. 157 00:08:15,060 --> 00:08:16,019 - Okay. 158 00:08:16,140 --> 00:08:17,419 Go for these. 159 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:19,098 - No, l mean about when to Ieave the gaIIery. 160 00:08:19,220 --> 00:08:22,418 - Uh, well, just wait till the last minute. 161 00:08:22,539 --> 00:08:23,418 Then break it to him. 162 00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:27,658 What's this? 163 00:08:27,779 --> 00:08:29,858 - That is Mondrian's very first "Boogie Woogie" painting. 164 00:08:29,979 --> 00:08:32,458 lsn't it incredible? 165 00:08:35,619 --> 00:08:36,978 - lt's a masterpiece. 166 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:39,058 That's what it is. 167 00:08:39,179 --> 00:08:40,258 ls it for sale? 168 00:08:40,378 --> 00:08:43,138 - We're working on it. 169 00:08:44,898 --> 00:08:46,098 - Will you let me know when it is? 170 00:08:46,219 --> 00:08:48,978 - Well, l mean, that wouldn't be very professionaI. 171 00:08:49,099 --> 00:08:51,978 - Oh, come on, blue eyes. 172 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:55,018 - Yes? 173 00:08:56,738 --> 00:08:58,057 Yeah, Havermeyers. 174 00:08:58,178 --> 00:08:59,017 l got to go. 175 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:00,497 The Havermeyers are in the gaIIery. 176 00:09:00,618 --> 00:09:01,617 - Uh-huh. 177 00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:08,697 - l think it's a masterpiece. 178 00:09:09,818 --> 00:09:11,697 - Oh, wow. 179 00:09:11,817 --> 00:09:13,257 l love that. 180 00:09:15,018 --> 00:09:16,257 - Wow. 181 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:24,896 - He's just amazing. 182 00:09:25,017 --> 00:09:26,256 - Oh, Art. 183 00:09:26,377 --> 00:09:27,696 lt's fantastic. 184 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,536 lt's absolutely fantastic. 185 00:09:29,657 --> 00:09:31,216 - Fabulous. 186 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:33,056 - And l just had to bring it out. 187 00:09:33,176 --> 00:09:34,576 - l understand. 188 00:09:34,696 --> 00:09:36,016 How much? 189 00:09:41,976 --> 00:09:44,455 - Beth, darling, l'm sorry to bother you, 190 00:09:44,576 --> 00:09:45,935 but did you get the auction results 191 00:09:46,056 --> 00:09:48,735 on the Rhinegold paintings? 192 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:50,215 Ah. 193 00:09:50,336 --> 00:09:51,895 Oh, really? 194 00:09:55,296 --> 00:09:57,335 WeII, I suppose that's good news. 195 00:09:57,456 --> 00:09:58,855 You're invaluable, darling. 196 00:09:58,976 --> 00:10:00,775 Bye. 197 00:10:03,455 --> 00:10:04,694 - Got the results of the auction. 198 00:10:04,816 --> 00:10:07,334 lt's not good news, I'm afraid. 199 00:10:07,455 --> 00:10:09,294 - What, neither? 200 00:10:14,495 --> 00:10:16,134 Well, we still have the jewel in the crown. 201 00:10:17,295 --> 00:10:19,094 l know. l know. 202 00:10:19,215 --> 00:10:21,094 Oh, Robert. 203 00:10:21,215 --> 00:10:23,134 Somehow, we have to sell this painting, 204 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:24,534 and soon. 205 00:10:24,655 --> 00:10:25,693 - lt is inevitable. 206 00:10:25,814 --> 00:10:29,734 However, l do not think that Mr. SpindIe's offer 207 00:10:29,855 --> 00:10:32,133 is refiective of market conditions. 208 00:10:32,254 --> 00:10:33,253 - What do you mean? 209 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:37,093 - lt has come to my attention that perhaps 210 00:10:37,214 --> 00:10:38,933 the painting is undervalued. 211 00:10:39,054 --> 00:10:41,294 - What, do you mean Mr. Spindle 212 00:10:41,414 --> 00:10:44,413 is hoping for a bargain? 213 00:10:44,534 --> 00:10:45,613 - ln a manner of speaking. 214 00:10:45,734 --> 00:10:49,293 - l see. 215 00:10:49,413 --> 00:10:52,093 - Baudelaire. 216 00:10:57,734 --> 00:10:59,373 ls that dry enough? 217 00:11:24,733 --> 00:11:26,372 - And that one's beautiful over there. 218 00:11:26,492 --> 00:11:28,011 l think he's great, because, you know, 219 00:11:28,132 --> 00:11:29,412 he's such a clever artist. 220 00:11:29,532 --> 00:11:32,452 He takes things that normally we would associate with ugliness 221 00:11:32,572 --> 00:11:34,731 and, you know, nastiness, like cancer, 222 00:11:34,852 --> 00:11:36,731 and then he makes them into something 223 00:11:36,852 --> 00:11:37,971 really pretty and beautiful. 224 00:11:38,092 --> 00:11:39,450 l mean, look at this. 225 00:11:39,572 --> 00:11:41,771 It's Iike a sort of cIose-up of a smoothie or something. 226 00:11:43,451 --> 00:11:44,931 - Oh, no, l'm gonna call you right after. 227 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,651 Trust me. 228 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,171 Okay. 229 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:49,610 You too. Bye. 230 00:11:49,732 --> 00:11:51,290 Bye. 231 00:11:53,812 --> 00:11:55,731 Thank you. 232 00:12:17,850 --> 00:12:19,409 - l'm sorry. Will you excuse me? 233 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:20,929 - Can l borrow a hundred quid? - A hundred? 234 00:12:21,050 --> 00:12:22,490 - Yeah, l'll give it back to you tomorrow. 235 00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:23,529 Promise. 236 00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:24,729 - Oh, my God. lt's Jo Richards. 237 00:12:24,850 --> 00:12:26,249 - So? 238 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:27,289 - Who? 239 00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:28,569 - Oh, come on, girls. 240 00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:30,369 The artist. 241 00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:31,689 Beth's boyfriend. 242 00:12:31,810 --> 00:12:32,809 - l'm an artist. 243 00:12:32,930 --> 00:12:34,249 l haven't got time forjobs and stuff. 244 00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:35,489 - Time? 245 00:12:35,610 --> 00:12:36,809 - l work all day. 246 00:12:36,929 --> 00:12:39,089 - Just pay me back next week and not next year, okay? 247 00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:41,409 - Okay. 248 00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:43,688 - The little made large. 249 00:12:43,809 --> 00:12:45,129 lt's the central theme of aII poetry. 250 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:49,089 lt's a microcosm of a macrocosm. 251 00:12:51,369 --> 00:12:52,728 - l don't like it. 252 00:12:52,849 --> 00:12:54,768 - Well, we bought it. 253 00:12:54,889 --> 00:12:56,808 - Oh, no. 254 00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:05,167 - Hi. 255 00:13:05,289 --> 00:13:06,368 - Hey, Art. lt's a great show. 256 00:13:06,489 --> 00:13:09,408 - Thanks, Jo. Always a pleasure to see you. 257 00:13:11,049 --> 00:13:12,767 - Hi. 258 00:13:12,888 --> 00:13:15,807 Was that Jo Richards you were talking to? 259 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:16,967 - Yes, yes. 260 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:18,927 - l very much like his work. 261 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,247 - Great. 262 00:13:20,368 --> 00:13:22,167 l can set up a studio visit for you. 263 00:13:22,288 --> 00:13:23,927 - Yes, l'd like that very much. 264 00:13:24,048 --> 00:13:25,447 l hadn't thought about that. 265 00:13:25,568 --> 00:13:27,127 Yes, that would be wonderful. 266 00:13:27,247 --> 00:13:29,647 - Jo, Jo. 267 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:30,806 Hello. 268 00:13:30,928 --> 00:13:32,086 Hi. - Hi. 269 00:13:32,207 --> 00:13:34,047 - lt's Dewey. 270 00:13:34,168 --> 00:13:37,446 We met at Sue and Tim's party. 271 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,326 - Yeah, right, of course, Dewey. How are you, mate? 272 00:13:39,447 --> 00:13:40,886 - Good. Nice to see you. - Good to see you. 273 00:13:41,007 --> 00:13:42,686 - Do you know Elaine? Have you met? 274 00:13:42,807 --> 00:13:43,726 - Don't think so, no. 275 00:13:43,847 --> 00:13:45,126 - l'm Jo Richards. 276 00:13:45,247 --> 00:13:46,526 - Jo, this is Elaine. 277 00:13:46,647 --> 00:13:47,526 - l'm Joany. 278 00:13:47,647 --> 00:13:50,286 - Joany, okay. 279 00:13:50,407 --> 00:13:51,406 - So how have things been? 280 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,046 - Great. 281 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,526 - So, Jo, what do you do? 282 00:13:54,647 --> 00:13:55,645 - l'm an artist. 283 00:13:55,766 --> 00:13:57,486 - Really? 284 00:13:57,607 --> 00:13:58,925 - Elaine, come on. 285 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,046 Remember the exhibition we went to see at the lCA 286 00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,765 with the really beautiful time cIock piece? 287 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,085 That was Jo's. 288 00:14:06,206 --> 00:14:08,485 - Oh, yeah. 289 00:14:08,606 --> 00:14:10,485 - It was nice seeing you, Dewey. 290 00:14:10,606 --> 00:14:12,965 - Nice to see you. Yeah, bye. 291 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:13,965 - Oh. 292 00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:15,405 - What are you doing? 293 00:14:15,526 --> 00:14:17,525 - Havermeyer. 294 00:14:17,646 --> 00:14:18,845 - Oh, how nice to see you again. 295 00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:20,445 Jean, nice to see you. 296 00:14:20,566 --> 00:14:23,005 - Good to see you. 297 00:14:23,126 --> 00:14:24,285 Really getting fat. 298 00:14:26,685 --> 00:14:28,125 - Hey, hi, Beth. - Hey. 299 00:14:28,246 --> 00:14:29,684 - You look so cute. I Iove that suit. 300 00:14:29,805 --> 00:14:31,164 - What, this old thing? - Handsome. 301 00:14:31,285 --> 00:14:32,925 - Oh, you don't know Elaine and Joany, do you? 302 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:35,004 - Oh, right, yeah, Dewey's always talking about you. 303 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:35,964 - He is? 304 00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:37,564 - Yeah, all good, mostly. 305 00:14:37,685 --> 00:14:39,684 - I'd Iove to see your work. What are you doing right now? 306 00:14:39,805 --> 00:14:40,884 - Well, at the moment, 307 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,083 l'm kind of working on my self-portrait. 308 00:14:43,205 --> 00:14:45,124 - Hmm, a work in progress? 309 00:14:45,245 --> 00:14:47,564 - Yeah, right here. 310 00:14:49,085 --> 00:14:51,443 - Do you think this would be a good moment to talk to Art? 311 00:14:51,565 --> 00:14:52,963 - Um, l don't know. 312 00:14:53,085 --> 00:14:55,163 l mean, he's kind of busy, but we can go check. 313 00:14:55,284 --> 00:14:57,643 - Oh, really? Great, great. 314 00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:58,923 - Excuse me. 315 00:14:59,044 --> 00:15:01,283 - Only if you come and see my work. 316 00:15:01,404 --> 00:15:03,364 - Okay, chant for me and cross everything. 317 00:15:03,484 --> 00:15:04,803 Fingers crossed. 318 00:15:04,924 --> 00:15:05,923 Got the picture? 319 00:15:06,044 --> 00:15:07,603 - Fingers crossed. - Fingers crossed. 320 00:15:08,244 --> 00:15:10,363 - WeII, it's great to see you again, Paige. 321 00:15:10,484 --> 00:15:11,482 - Yeah, l'm so excited. 322 00:15:11,603 --> 00:15:12,803 l just- 323 00:15:12,924 --> 00:15:14,723 l've always wanted to work in the art world, so... 324 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,443 Well, welcome aboard. 325 00:15:17,391 --> 00:15:19,350 - Thank you. 326 00:15:19,471 --> 00:15:23,710 - And please send my regards to your papa, huh? 327 00:15:23,831 --> 00:15:25,110 - Oh, I wiII. Thank you. 328 00:15:25,231 --> 00:15:27,390 - All right. 329 00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:28,390 - Got to meet her. 330 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,030 - Yes, she's- 331 00:15:38,951 --> 00:15:41,550 - Art, do you have five minutes to give Dewey Dalamanatousis? 332 00:15:41,671 --> 00:15:43,270 He's got this great idea for a show, 333 00:15:43,391 --> 00:15:44,830 and he's been really bugging me about it. 334 00:15:44,951 --> 00:15:46,950 - Do l have to? - PIease? 335 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,910 - Okay, okay. 336 00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:56,671 - Are you the doorman? 337 00:15:57,751 --> 00:16:00,350 Just your personal one. 338 00:16:00,471 --> 00:16:02,151 l'm Jo Richards. 339 00:16:02,271 --> 00:16:03,190 - The artist Jo Richards? 340 00:16:03,311 --> 00:16:04,190 - Yeah. 341 00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:05,190 - lt's nice to meet you. 342 00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:06,790 - Nice to meet you too. 343 00:16:12,511 --> 00:16:14,070 - Well, l'll give it to them for three, 344 00:16:14,191 --> 00:16:16,151 and we'll split 100 Gs. 345 00:16:16,271 --> 00:16:17,950 Great. 346 00:16:18,072 --> 00:16:20,391 Come in. 347 00:16:20,511 --> 00:16:23,671 You're one hell of a guy. 348 00:16:25,872 --> 00:16:26,750 Oh, you son of a gun. 349 00:16:28,471 --> 00:16:29,670 Bye. 350 00:16:29,791 --> 00:16:31,590 Welcome, uh, Mister- 351 00:16:31,711 --> 00:16:33,750 - Dalamanatousis. 352 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:36,750 l love your show. 353 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:39,670 - Well, thank you. 354 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:43,270 So what's your idea, Mister- 355 00:16:43,391 --> 00:16:44,830 - Dalamanatousis. 356 00:16:44,952 --> 00:16:47,630 Dewey Dalamanatousis. 357 00:16:47,751 --> 00:16:49,191 - That's some name. 358 00:16:52,391 --> 00:16:54,030 - l did- 359 00:16:54,151 --> 00:16:55,190 Sorry, l'm a bit nervous. 360 00:16:55,311 --> 00:16:56,550 - lt's okay. 361 00:16:56,671 --> 00:16:58,391 - l'd like to curate a show 362 00:16:58,512 --> 00:17:00,151 called "Deviant Mythology," 363 00:17:00,271 --> 00:17:04,310 which is about fiy-on-the-wall art, 364 00:17:04,432 --> 00:17:06,031 voyeurism, if you like. 365 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,951 - Yeah. 366 00:17:08,071 --> 00:17:10,191 - Jean said she'd actually mentioned it to you. 367 00:17:10,312 --> 00:17:11,151 - Jean? 368 00:17:11,272 --> 00:17:12,270 Jean Maclestone? 369 00:17:12,391 --> 00:17:13,270 - Maclestone, yeah. 370 00:17:13,391 --> 00:17:14,671 - Oh. 371 00:17:14,791 --> 00:17:16,911 - She actually said you were quite interested in the idea. 372 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,230 - Excuse me. 373 00:17:20,351 --> 00:17:21,310 Yes? 374 00:17:21,432 --> 00:17:22,430 Gerard! 375 00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:24,790 Where the hell is my money, God damn it? 376 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,030 Well, it's been over two months. 377 00:17:26,151 --> 00:17:28,310 lf l don't get my money by next week, 378 00:17:28,432 --> 00:17:29,870 l'm gonna call my lawyers, okay? 379 00:17:29,991 --> 00:17:32,791 Bye. 380 00:17:32,912 --> 00:17:34,031 Look, l'm sorry, 381 00:17:34,152 --> 00:17:35,831 but time is money. 382 00:17:35,952 --> 00:17:37,431 - Sure. 383 00:17:37,551 --> 00:17:40,471 - Maybe you couId send me the details of your concept? 384 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:43,071 - Oh, weII, actuaIIy, l brought along a portfolio... 385 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,191 - Ah. 386 00:17:44,312 --> 00:17:47,991 - Which has got my "raison d'etre." 387 00:17:48,111 --> 00:17:50,110 And there's also a copy of my curriculum vitae in there. 388 00:17:50,232 --> 00:17:52,271 - Okay, weII, l will look through it. 389 00:17:58,832 --> 00:18:00,871 lt was nice to meet you. 390 00:18:00,991 --> 00:18:02,551 - Oh. 391 00:18:02,672 --> 00:18:04,751 l'll give you a call, Mister- 392 00:18:04,872 --> 00:18:05,750 - Dalamanatousis. 393 00:18:05,872 --> 00:18:06,671 - [laughs] Yes. 394 00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:07,670 - Thank you. 395 00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:09,511 I hope that we can work together. 396 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,110 - Yes, weII, l look forward to it. 397 00:18:11,231 --> 00:18:12,630 - Okay. - Yes. 398 00:18:17,072 --> 00:18:17,950 Have a nice day. 399 00:18:18,072 --> 00:18:19,151 - Thank you very much. 400 00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:20,150 Good-bye. 401 00:18:20,272 --> 00:18:21,151 - Bye-bye. 402 00:18:21,271 --> 00:18:22,311 Fucking idiot. 403 00:18:27,431 --> 00:18:28,390 - Gosh, l'm so sorry. 404 00:18:28,511 --> 00:18:31,751 I totaIIy forgot to give you my card. 405 00:18:34,632 --> 00:18:36,311 Here you are. 406 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,991 My God, l just assumed he would justjump at it immediately, 407 00:18:49,111 --> 00:18:50,310 because it's such a good idea, 408 00:18:50,432 --> 00:18:52,151 'cause l just don't think the London art scene 409 00:18:52,271 --> 00:18:53,831 has ever seen anything like this. 410 00:18:53,952 --> 00:18:57,431 You know, it's such a great idea, isn't it? 411 00:18:57,552 --> 00:18:58,950 lsn't it? 412 00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:00,231 - Listen, Dewey. 413 00:19:00,351 --> 00:19:02,151 You can't expect the biggest art dealer in London 414 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,910 to justjump at your idea for a show like that. 415 00:19:04,031 --> 00:19:06,871 I mean, lower your sights a bit. 416 00:19:06,992 --> 00:19:10,551 - You know, I've just been in this game a long time, Elaine. 417 00:19:10,672 --> 00:19:13,111 l could do with a break, you know. 418 00:19:16,352 --> 00:19:18,990 - Okay. 419 00:19:19,111 --> 00:19:19,991 Close your eyes. 420 00:19:20,112 --> 00:19:21,111 - Yes. 421 00:19:24,512 --> 00:19:28,631 Yeah, stop there. 422 00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:29,631 Look now. 423 00:19:32,072 --> 00:19:33,071 - Wow. 424 00:19:33,192 --> 00:19:34,031 - Huh? 425 00:19:34,152 --> 00:19:35,030 What do you think? 426 00:19:35,152 --> 00:19:36,111 - lt's fantastic. 427 00:19:37,672 --> 00:19:39,751 Oh, there's a skylight, 428 00:19:39,872 --> 00:19:44,431 and this is my showroom. 429 00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:46,031 And that can be my office back there, 430 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,631 and l can order people around. 431 00:19:53,512 --> 00:19:55,791 l love it. l love it. 432 00:19:55,912 --> 00:19:56,751 - You're happy? 433 00:19:56,872 --> 00:19:57,751 - You're amazing. 434 00:19:57,872 --> 00:20:00,751 - Mm. 435 00:20:03,752 --> 00:20:05,591 ♪ ♪ 436 00:20:05,712 --> 00:20:07,311 - Who is that? 437 00:20:07,432 --> 00:20:09,551 - Oh, Charlotte Bailey. 438 00:20:09,672 --> 00:20:11,511 She works at Museum 52. 439 00:20:11,632 --> 00:20:13,031 - Cute. 440 00:20:13,151 --> 00:20:15,391 - You're a serial philanderer, Elaine. 441 00:20:15,512 --> 00:20:16,431 Do you know that? 442 00:20:16,552 --> 00:20:17,751 - You're one to talk. 443 00:20:17,872 --> 00:20:18,831 - Oh, come on. 444 00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:21,911 l don't even have a boyfriend... 445 00:20:22,032 --> 00:20:24,871 anymore. 446 00:20:24,992 --> 00:20:26,391 That's your fault. 447 00:20:26,512 --> 00:20:29,951 You cramp my style, you lesbian fag hag. 448 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:33,911 - Hello, girls. 449 00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:35,031 - You all right? 450 00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:36,991 - Where to, then? 451 00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:39,151 Where you off to tonight? 452 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,951 GirIs. Hey, how about if l join you? 453 00:20:42,072 --> 00:20:43,911 - How about you fuck off? 454 00:20:46,392 --> 00:20:48,151 - So what would you like to do? 455 00:20:51,992 --> 00:20:53,471 You're so beautiful. 456 00:20:59,072 --> 00:21:00,791 Damn. 457 00:21:02,392 --> 00:21:03,591 So naughty. 458 00:21:03,712 --> 00:21:04,951 - You're smiling. 459 00:21:05,072 --> 00:21:07,231 You'd rather shoot my misery. 460 00:21:07,352 --> 00:21:08,471 - You know Joany? 461 00:21:08,592 --> 00:21:09,671 - Yeah. 462 00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:11,911 - You know she's my girlfriend? 463 00:21:12,032 --> 00:21:13,151 You have very nice breasts. 464 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,711 Joany, what do you think of these boobs? 465 00:21:15,832 --> 00:21:17,151 Aw, Joany's jealous. 466 00:21:17,272 --> 00:21:18,711 - Stop it! Stop! 467 00:21:20,432 --> 00:21:21,511 Why don't you get involved? 468 00:21:21,632 --> 00:21:23,471 - Ew, you were just kissing someone eIse. 469 00:21:23,592 --> 00:21:25,111 Don't come near me. 470 00:21:25,232 --> 00:21:28,231 l'm gonna go out, and l'm gonna go fuck someone, a guy. 471 00:21:28,352 --> 00:21:30,231 - You're gonna go fuck someone? - Yeah. 472 00:21:35,232 --> 00:21:37,192 Don't you patronize me, you undersized little whore. 473 00:21:37,312 --> 00:21:38,271 And stop fucking filming me. 474 00:21:38,392 --> 00:21:39,271 - A whore? 475 00:21:39,393 --> 00:21:41,992 - You only love your fucking self. 476 00:21:42,112 --> 00:21:43,711 - Matter of fact, yeah. 477 00:21:43,832 --> 00:21:47,072 Do you want to see me, Joany, being fucked? 478 00:21:48,352 --> 00:21:50,111 - Wow. 479 00:21:50,233 --> 00:21:51,431 - Jesus fucking Christ! 480 00:21:51,552 --> 00:21:52,832 - l love it. 481 00:21:54,353 --> 00:21:56,672 lt's so real. 482 00:21:56,792 --> 00:21:58,751 - Thanks, Beth. That means a lot. 483 00:21:58,873 --> 00:22:00,551 l mean, you're the first person I've shown it to. 484 00:22:00,672 --> 00:22:02,271 - Really? 485 00:22:02,433 --> 00:22:06,231 - l don't know. l just felt you'd understand it. 486 00:22:06,352 --> 00:22:08,231 - l really appreciate that. 487 00:22:08,352 --> 00:22:09,791 l think it really works. 488 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:11,391 lt's really revealing. 489 00:22:11,512 --> 00:22:14,311 lt's very daring. 490 00:22:26,192 --> 00:22:27,191 - Ah! 491 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,431 - Watch it! 492 00:22:42,992 --> 00:22:46,111 - What do you think, Jean? 493 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:48,472 l like the space around it, 494 00:22:48,592 --> 00:22:52,632 gives it air to breathe. 495 00:22:52,753 --> 00:22:55,232 - l liked it better next to Turk's Warhol. 496 00:22:55,353 --> 00:22:56,312 - You do? 497 00:22:56,433 --> 00:22:58,072 - I mean, Andy would have approved. 498 00:22:58,192 --> 00:23:01,431 - lt's just absolutely wasted over there. 499 00:23:01,553 --> 00:23:03,751 - l don't like it. 500 00:23:03,873 --> 00:23:06,312 - You don't like old Constantin? 501 00:23:06,432 --> 00:23:08,071 - No, l love Brancusi. 502 00:23:08,192 --> 00:23:09,872 l just don't like it. 503 00:23:09,992 --> 00:23:11,031 - Brancush. 504 00:23:11,153 --> 00:23:13,592 lt's not Brancusi. It's Brancush. 505 00:23:13,713 --> 00:23:15,632 - Don't be such a snob, Bob. 506 00:23:15,752 --> 00:23:18,272 - l'm not being a snob. 507 00:23:18,393 --> 00:23:20,752 I just think you shouId caII people by their proper name. 508 00:23:20,873 --> 00:23:23,032 - Well, it's not "Par-ee," is it? 509 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:24,152 lt's Paris. 510 00:23:24,273 --> 00:23:25,711 - That's different. 511 00:23:25,832 --> 00:23:27,712 - Why? 512 00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:30,551 - lt was never meant to be Brancusi. 513 00:23:30,672 --> 00:23:32,031 lt's Brancush. 514 00:23:59,192 --> 00:24:00,391 - Bob? 515 00:24:00,513 --> 00:24:02,792 l've got something unbelievable, 516 00:24:02,912 --> 00:24:03,792 unbelievable. 517 00:24:03,913 --> 00:24:06,232 l mean, l'm not sure l can say, 518 00:24:06,353 --> 00:24:07,792 'cause it's not quite a done deal, but- 519 00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:09,112 - You can tell me, Art. 520 00:24:09,233 --> 00:24:10,392 Come on, tell me. 521 00:24:10,513 --> 00:24:12,712 - "Boogie Woogie." 522 00:24:12,833 --> 00:24:14,872 - Wow, unbelievable. 523 00:24:14,993 --> 00:24:17,992 Yep, first in the series. 524 00:24:18,112 --> 00:24:19,591 - The first "Boogie Woogie"? 525 00:24:21,433 --> 00:24:22,992 Must be worth a fortune. 526 00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:24,112 - Oh, it's priceless, 527 00:24:24,233 --> 00:24:25,752 priceless. 528 00:24:25,873 --> 00:24:28,231 - Okay, so how much? 529 00:24:28,353 --> 00:24:29,512 - Oh, l don't know. 530 00:24:29,632 --> 00:24:30,591 l don't know. 531 00:24:32,553 --> 00:24:35,072 Oh, well, at least 20 million. 532 00:24:35,193 --> 00:24:36,712 - 20 mil, wow. 533 00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:38,391 - Yeah. 534 00:24:38,513 --> 00:24:40,752 l tell you, it's a beauty. 535 00:24:40,872 --> 00:24:42,712 - Hello, it's Dewey. 536 00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:44,352 Anyone home? 537 00:24:44,473 --> 00:24:46,512 - Oh, here they are. 538 00:24:46,632 --> 00:24:47,591 - Hi. 539 00:24:47,712 --> 00:24:49,392 - Hello. 540 00:24:49,512 --> 00:24:50,352 - How are you doing? 541 00:24:50,472 --> 00:24:51,472 - l'm just gonna get my coat. 542 00:24:51,593 --> 00:24:52,432 Come on. 543 00:24:54,913 --> 00:24:56,911 Light. 544 00:24:57,032 --> 00:24:59,992 - Wow, you've been changing things around a bit. 545 00:25:00,113 --> 00:25:03,351 - Yes, you know, here and there. 546 00:25:03,473 --> 00:25:04,552 - That's good. 547 00:25:04,673 --> 00:25:07,152 - All right. 548 00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:08,312 Can you bring them back by tea? 549 00:25:08,432 --> 00:25:09,312 - Sure. 550 00:25:09,433 --> 00:25:10,312 - Great. - No probs. 551 00:25:10,433 --> 00:25:11,832 - All right. Let's go. 552 00:25:11,953 --> 00:25:14,832 - Did l tell you that we've got 553 00:25:14,953 --> 00:25:17,112 Larry Oppenheimer's daughter here? 554 00:25:17,233 --> 00:25:18,832 - Larry Oppenheimer's daughter? 555 00:25:18,953 --> 00:25:20,392 ls she cute? 556 00:25:20,513 --> 00:25:22,752 - She's real cute and determined. 557 00:25:23,993 --> 00:25:25,752 - You know, that fraud investigation, 558 00:25:25,873 --> 00:25:27,992 that wiped out her dad, didn't it? 559 00:25:28,113 --> 00:25:29,752 - Yeah, weII, goddamn intrusive government. 560 00:25:29,873 --> 00:25:30,872 That's what l say. 561 00:25:30,993 --> 00:25:32,752 I mean, he was one of my best clients. 562 00:25:32,873 --> 00:25:34,192 - What happened to his collection? 563 00:25:34,313 --> 00:25:35,711 - l got his collection right here. 564 00:25:40,113 --> 00:25:42,712 Oh, are you coming to my dinner, Bob? 565 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:43,672 - Oh, we sure are. 566 00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:44,672 - Okay. 567 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:45,672 - So l'll see you then. 568 00:25:45,793 --> 00:25:46,592 - Bye. - Bye. 569 00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:01,392 - Alfred, we really must talk. 570 00:26:01,513 --> 00:26:02,712 - What about? 571 00:26:02,833 --> 00:26:05,232 - About our financial situation. 572 00:26:05,353 --> 00:26:07,752 - lt's not so bad. 573 00:26:07,873 --> 00:26:11,032 - Darling, we're down to our last beans. 574 00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,512 - Don't be ridiculous. 575 00:26:13,633 --> 00:26:17,272 - I've just had the quote from the insurance company. 576 00:26:17,393 --> 00:26:21,672 - l have nothing else to sell. 577 00:26:21,793 --> 00:26:23,032 - We have the "Boogie Woogie." 578 00:26:28,513 --> 00:26:31,392 - You want to sell the Mondrian? 579 00:26:31,513 --> 00:26:34,432 l got it from the master himself. 580 00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:35,912 lt is a masterpiece, 581 00:26:36,033 --> 00:26:37,792 a meisterwerk. 582 00:26:39,913 --> 00:26:42,792 - You want to sell off our most prized possessions. 583 00:26:42,913 --> 00:26:44,232 And for what? 584 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:46,632 To pay a few lousy bills? 585 00:26:46,753 --> 00:26:50,192 l went to the studio of Mondrian, 586 00:26:50,313 --> 00:26:53,632 and l bought it from him. 587 00:26:53,753 --> 00:26:57,392 It's been a part of my collection. 588 00:26:57,513 --> 00:27:00,432 lt is the envy of all London. 589 00:27:00,553 --> 00:27:02,913 l am known for that painting. 590 00:27:04,473 --> 00:27:05,352 - Spindle? 591 00:27:05,473 --> 00:27:08,393 - 16 million. 592 00:27:18,993 --> 00:27:22,032 - DarIing, you've Iived with the painting for 50 years. 593 00:27:22,153 --> 00:27:23,272 Now it's time for somebody else 594 00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:24,593 to have the pleasure of owning it. 595 00:27:24,714 --> 00:27:28,312 And besides, we can collect other artists. 596 00:27:28,434 --> 00:27:31,472 - They're all shit. 597 00:27:31,593 --> 00:27:34,792 lt's like trading gold for potatoes. 598 00:27:34,913 --> 00:27:37,992 And you, why are you standing there? 599 00:27:38,113 --> 00:27:41,552 This is a private conversation. 600 00:27:50,953 --> 00:27:53,592 Always snooping around. 601 00:28:00,713 --> 00:28:02,512 - Oh, my God, Paige, what happened? 602 00:28:02,633 --> 00:28:04,952 - l fell over in the park. 603 00:28:05,073 --> 00:28:06,232 - That looks bad. 604 00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:09,792 - No, it's really not. 605 00:28:09,913 --> 00:28:11,672 - Oh. 606 00:28:11,793 --> 00:28:14,272 Sit down over there. 607 00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:16,113 Right here. 608 00:28:18,953 --> 00:28:20,152 Take this down. 609 00:28:20,274 --> 00:28:22,153 - Okay. 610 00:28:22,273 --> 00:28:26,033 - My dear Alfreda, 611 00:28:26,154 --> 00:28:32,473 it was a great pleasure to see you on Wednesday. 612 00:28:32,594 --> 00:28:35,792 After further consideration... 613 00:28:38,593 --> 00:28:41,312 Can you bend it? 614 00:28:43,473 --> 00:28:45,353 - Does it hurt? 615 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:47,833 - I mean, yeah, it hurts a little bit. 616 00:28:47,954 --> 00:28:50,393 - Where? 617 00:28:50,513 --> 00:28:51,832 - Just on this side. 618 00:28:51,954 --> 00:28:53,792 - Uh-huh. 619 00:28:53,913 --> 00:28:57,273 l've got some cream. 620 00:28:57,394 --> 00:28:58,633 My doctor prescribed it to me 621 00:28:58,754 --> 00:29:01,953 when l fell down those steps at Christie's. 622 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,713 Dear Lord. 623 00:29:03,834 --> 00:29:06,272 My, oh, my. 624 00:29:06,393 --> 00:29:08,233 Oh, it was embarrassing. 625 00:29:08,354 --> 00:29:11,712 l pretended as if nothing had happened, 626 00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:14,953 but the pain, the pain! 627 00:29:15,074 --> 00:29:16,952 There you go. 628 00:29:17,073 --> 00:29:20,473 Okay. 629 00:29:20,594 --> 00:29:22,032 Take this down. 630 00:29:22,153 --> 00:29:23,512 After further consideration, 631 00:29:23,634 --> 00:29:28,433 we think that 20 million would be a fair valuation 632 00:29:28,554 --> 00:29:29,952 for the painting 633 00:29:30,074 --> 00:29:36,753 and of course help facilitate the sale. 634 00:29:36,874 --> 00:29:38,633 - You know what, Art? I can do this. 635 00:29:38,753 --> 00:29:41,673 It's fine. Honestly, l can- 636 00:29:41,794 --> 00:29:43,233 ln a few minutes, you won't feel a thing. 637 00:29:43,354 --> 00:29:44,953 - Art, Art- oh, Art. 638 00:29:45,071 --> 00:29:45,990 Excuse me. - Yes? 639 00:29:46,112 --> 00:29:47,430 - The Havermeyers are in the gallery. 640 00:29:47,551 --> 00:29:49,350 - Okay. 641 00:29:50,991 --> 00:29:52,790 - "l'm interested in how sight, 642 00:29:52,911 --> 00:29:55,151 "which is limited by our biological makeup, 643 00:29:55,271 --> 00:29:56,870 "affects observation of what's around us, 644 00:29:56,991 --> 00:29:59,990 "and therefore limits perception in generaI. 645 00:30:00,112 --> 00:30:01,430 "I Iike to expIore these boundaries 646 00:30:01,551 --> 00:30:02,790 and through my work exp"- 647 00:30:02,951 --> 00:30:03,990 Oh, fuck work. 648 00:30:19,631 --> 00:30:20,511 - Hi, Jean. 649 00:30:20,631 --> 00:30:21,510 - Jo. 650 00:30:21,632 --> 00:30:22,591 - You found it. 651 00:30:22,712 --> 00:30:24,430 - Hello. 652 00:30:24,551 --> 00:30:26,831 l brought Picasso. l hope you don't mind. 653 00:30:26,952 --> 00:30:28,030 - Of course not. Hey, Picasso. 654 00:30:28,151 --> 00:30:29,311 - He won't be a bother, l promise. 655 00:30:29,432 --> 00:30:30,470 Sit, sit. 656 00:30:30,591 --> 00:30:32,031 - Come in. 657 00:30:32,151 --> 00:30:35,150 - Wow. 658 00:30:35,271 --> 00:30:38,590 - Oh, here, let me take your coat. 659 00:30:38,711 --> 00:30:40,431 - Wow. 660 00:30:40,552 --> 00:30:43,630 So this is where you work. 661 00:30:43,751 --> 00:30:45,670 - Yeah, this is it. 662 00:30:45,791 --> 00:30:47,910 Well, the show has to do with peripheral vision. 663 00:30:48,031 --> 00:30:49,071 - Right. 664 00:30:49,192 --> 00:30:50,790 - l'm interested in how one's sight 665 00:30:50,911 --> 00:30:52,830 is limited to our biological makeup. 666 00:30:52,951 --> 00:30:55,150 l want to explore the boundaries which- 667 00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:58,270 you know, which define what we can and can't perceive. 668 00:30:58,392 --> 00:30:59,311 - Wow. 669 00:30:59,431 --> 00:31:01,391 lt's interesting. 670 00:31:01,512 --> 00:31:02,950 - l conceived the show when I was, um, 671 00:31:03,071 --> 00:31:04,630 l was walking across Park Lane, 672 00:31:04,751 --> 00:31:07,111 and this crazy guy in a van aImost ran me over. 673 00:31:07,231 --> 00:31:08,190 - No. 674 00:31:08,311 --> 00:31:09,751 - You know, itjust got me thinking, like, 675 00:31:09,872 --> 00:31:11,030 how we see and ascertain an object 676 00:31:11,152 --> 00:31:12,310 purely by what's in front of us 677 00:31:12,431 --> 00:31:15,990 rather than taking into account our peripheraI vision. 678 00:31:16,111 --> 00:31:16,991 - Right. 679 00:31:17,111 --> 00:31:18,271 - l'm going on. 680 00:31:18,392 --> 00:31:19,351 - No, no, no. 681 00:31:19,472 --> 00:31:23,390 It's very, very, very interesting. 682 00:31:23,511 --> 00:31:27,151 - Now, this is a device I'm constructing. 683 00:31:27,272 --> 00:31:30,751 lf you just come forward and put your head here. 684 00:31:30,872 --> 00:31:33,471 - Just-just here? 685 00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:36,991 - See, and then keep your eye on the object in front. 686 00:31:37,111 --> 00:31:41,750 And take hoId of these two levers. 687 00:31:43,352 --> 00:31:48,111 - And slowly. 688 00:31:48,232 --> 00:31:50,711 You only become aware of the predators- 689 00:31:50,831 --> 00:31:51,711 - Ooh! 690 00:31:55,712 --> 00:31:56,710 - Good God, Art. 691 00:31:56,831 --> 00:31:59,590 lt's outperforming the FTSE, and that's 20% in a week. 692 00:32:01,832 --> 00:32:02,750 - No, yeah. 693 00:32:02,871 --> 00:32:04,351 Uh-huh. 694 00:32:04,472 --> 00:32:05,391 Well, l'll think about it. 695 00:32:05,512 --> 00:32:06,631 Okay. - Bye-bye. 696 00:32:06,752 --> 00:32:08,951 - Bye. 697 00:32:09,072 --> 00:32:11,031 Spindle is outrageous. 698 00:32:11,152 --> 00:32:13,351 He says they want 24 miIIion. 699 00:32:13,472 --> 00:32:15,910 - Well, that's 16 for them and 8 commission for Art. 700 00:32:16,031 --> 00:32:17,391 - Oh. 701 00:32:17,512 --> 00:32:20,150 - But the old man doesn't even want to seII the picture. 702 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:21,911 - So what's he on about? 703 00:32:22,032 --> 00:32:23,310 - Well, they're gonna have to sell. 704 00:32:23,431 --> 00:32:25,391 He's just trying to find their breaking point. 705 00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:27,830 - Any way we can help them? 706 00:32:27,952 --> 00:32:32,151 - We could go to them direct and offer 18 million. 707 00:32:32,272 --> 00:32:33,271 - Hmm. 708 00:32:33,392 --> 00:32:36,391 So are you going behind the back of Art SpindIe? 709 00:32:36,512 --> 00:32:38,231 - l'm leaving the gallery, right? 710 00:32:40,072 --> 00:32:41,391 - Now you're gonna have to put your head 711 00:32:41,512 --> 00:32:42,791 inside this little hole. 712 00:32:42,911 --> 00:32:43,791 - Really? 713 00:32:43,912 --> 00:32:45,351 - ln you go. - Okay. 714 00:32:52,752 --> 00:32:54,071 - To the left and right of you, 715 00:32:54,192 --> 00:32:56,111 you have a nonfunctional domestic environment. 716 00:32:56,232 --> 00:32:57,911 - Yes. 717 00:32:58,032 --> 00:32:59,311 - Yeah, see, if you turn to the left, 718 00:32:59,432 --> 00:33:01,271 you're only aware of that object, right? 719 00:33:01,392 --> 00:33:06,831 Now, if you turn to your right. 720 00:33:06,952 --> 00:33:10,511 See, you only are aware of those one object in front of you. 721 00:33:10,632 --> 00:33:11,511 - Right. 722 00:33:11,632 --> 00:33:12,911 - But if you stare straight ahead... 723 00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:14,031 - Yeah. 724 00:33:14,152 --> 00:33:17,111 - You suddenly become aware of everything. 725 00:33:17,232 --> 00:33:18,311 - Yes. 726 00:33:18,432 --> 00:33:22,191 - Have you ever actually used a Chapman? 727 00:33:22,312 --> 00:33:23,191 - No. 728 00:33:26,552 --> 00:33:30,511 - l mean, just for fun. 729 00:33:30,632 --> 00:33:31,831 - You're so silly. 730 00:33:31,952 --> 00:33:32,791 - Uh-huh. 731 00:33:37,552 --> 00:33:40,311 - Oh, you're not supposed to do that. 732 00:33:40,432 --> 00:33:43,111 Maybe we should end this. 733 00:33:46,032 --> 00:33:47,471 - Why? 734 00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:49,591 - WeII, we're gonna have a professional relationship. 735 00:33:49,712 --> 00:33:51,831 So maybe we should keep it that way. 736 00:33:51,952 --> 00:33:55,791 - WeII, if I had thought being your sleeping partner 737 00:33:55,912 --> 00:33:57,271 would mean not sleeping with you, 738 00:33:57,392 --> 00:34:00,191 l wouldn't have got that gallery in the first pIace, wouId I? 739 00:34:00,312 --> 00:34:01,991 - Come on, Bob. 740 00:34:02,112 --> 00:34:04,271 18 million. 741 00:34:04,392 --> 00:34:05,631 What's my commission? 742 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,512 - Oh, let's see. 743 00:34:38,192 --> 00:34:39,432 How long have you been here, Beth? 744 00:34:39,552 --> 00:34:41,191 - About five years. 745 00:34:41,312 --> 00:34:42,711 - l've paid you well. 746 00:34:42,832 --> 00:34:44,551 Hmm? 747 00:34:44,673 --> 00:34:46,791 l have made you a director of the gaIIery. 748 00:34:46,912 --> 00:34:51,151 l've introduced you to some of the greatest artists of the day 749 00:34:51,272 --> 00:34:53,832 and some of the most infiuential coIIectors in our time. 750 00:34:55,073 --> 00:34:57,071 And this? 751 00:34:57,192 --> 00:35:00,631 This is how you repay me? 752 00:35:00,752 --> 00:35:03,472 Why? 753 00:35:03,593 --> 00:35:06,472 - I want to start my own gallery. 754 00:35:06,593 --> 00:35:10,391 - Do you know how many times l've heard that shit? 755 00:35:10,512 --> 00:35:13,872 If I hear that you have feathered your nest 756 00:35:13,993 --> 00:35:14,871 with my client list... 757 00:35:16,193 --> 00:35:20,872 - l will make life extremely difficult for you. 758 00:35:22,272 --> 00:35:23,951 But I'm onIy doing what you would be doing, Art, 759 00:35:24,072 --> 00:35:26,271 if you were in my position. 760 00:35:26,392 --> 00:35:31,832 - This...is betrayal. 761 00:35:31,953 --> 00:35:36,752 - I just want to have my own space showlng young artists. 762 00:35:36,873 --> 00:35:39,952 - Get out. 763 00:35:40,073 --> 00:35:41,751 Get out! 764 00:35:53,992 --> 00:35:59,072 - Paige, get me accounts. 765 00:35:59,192 --> 00:36:00,112 Hi. 766 00:36:01,952 --> 00:36:04,072 l want you to stop aII commissions 767 00:36:04,193 --> 00:36:05,911 due to Beth Freemantle. 768 00:36:06,032 --> 00:36:09,311 l want a full audit of her expense account. 769 00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:13,672 l want her password blocked from the database, 770 00:36:13,793 --> 00:36:17,431 and l want her mobile phone terminated. 771 00:36:17,552 --> 00:36:20,352 Thank you. 772 00:36:20,473 --> 00:36:22,192 That little bitch. 773 00:36:35,073 --> 00:36:36,712 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. 774 00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:39,112 Thank you for coming tonight. 775 00:36:39,232 --> 00:36:41,752 You know, l thought of this show 776 00:36:41,873 --> 00:36:45,272 a good five years ago. 777 00:36:45,392 --> 00:36:47,512 And l hope you will agree with me 778 00:36:47,633 --> 00:36:49,231 that the result is quite... 779 00:36:50,913 --> 00:36:52,312 Spectacular. 780 00:36:54,273 --> 00:36:58,592 I'd Iike to thank everybody who has worked at the gallery 781 00:36:58,713 --> 00:37:03,472 so tireIessIy, tireIessIy, to make this exhibition happen. 782 00:37:03,593 --> 00:37:08,032 l'd also like to take this opportunity to bid farewell to- 783 00:37:08,152 --> 00:37:11,832 regretfully bid farewell to one of our gallery directors 784 00:37:11,953 --> 00:37:15,551 that has been at my side these five years 785 00:37:15,673 --> 00:37:21,472 and without whose help this show would not have been possible. 786 00:37:21,593 --> 00:37:27,272 Please raise your glasses to Beth FreemantIe. 787 00:37:27,393 --> 00:37:29,352 all: To Beth. 788 00:37:32,673 --> 00:37:34,312 - Cheers. - Cheers. 789 00:37:45,993 --> 00:37:47,912 - That was really great. 790 00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:50,912 That was very, very moving, Art. 791 00:37:51,033 --> 00:37:51,912 Very moving. 792 00:37:52,033 --> 00:37:54,512 - And it didn't work. 793 00:37:54,633 --> 00:37:57,032 So he- three tries. 794 00:37:57,153 --> 00:37:58,592 When he figured out he couldn't sue me, 795 00:37:58,713 --> 00:37:59,592 he sued the artist. 796 00:37:59,713 --> 00:38:00,712 l told the judge, 797 00:38:00,833 --> 00:38:02,392 "Hey, art doesn't come with a guarantee." 798 00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:05,232 ln my humble opinion, 799 00:38:05,353 --> 00:38:06,392 Schneider is shit. 800 00:38:10,633 --> 00:38:14,672 - What's the dog walker doing here? 801 00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,032 - Yeah, he tried to sell me some concept. 802 00:38:17,153 --> 00:38:18,032 My dog walker. 803 00:38:18,153 --> 00:38:18,992 - Your dog walker? 804 00:38:19,113 --> 00:38:19,993 - Yes, my dog walker. 805 00:38:20,113 --> 00:38:21,112 - Your dog walker? 806 00:38:21,234 --> 00:38:22,112 Shit. 807 00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:23,112 - Beth. 808 00:38:23,233 --> 00:38:25,193 - Hey. Hey. 809 00:38:25,313 --> 00:38:26,713 - Yeah, oh, l'd love see that. 810 00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:27,712 - Hi, Jean. 811 00:38:27,833 --> 00:38:28,992 - Oh, hi, honey. 812 00:38:29,113 --> 00:38:30,112 l'd love to see it. 813 00:38:33,673 --> 00:38:35,353 - Well, it's more- - l told you. 814 00:38:35,473 --> 00:38:37,273 Bob, l told you about it. We taIked about it. 815 00:38:37,393 --> 00:38:38,672 - No, but that sounds- 816 00:38:38,793 --> 00:38:40,433 - He's just-he's had a bit too much to drink. 817 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:45,792 Oh. 818 00:38:51,233 --> 00:38:55,233 Wait. 819 00:38:56,754 --> 00:38:58,832 - Oh, she's your girlfriend, right? 820 00:38:58,953 --> 00:39:00,593 - Yeah. 821 00:39:00,714 --> 00:39:03,033 Well, if you want, you could come see the work sometime. 822 00:39:03,153 --> 00:39:05,592 - Oh, l mean, l'll see it at the gallery, right, you know? 823 00:39:05,713 --> 00:39:06,952 - Yeah, but, l don't know. 824 00:39:07,073 --> 00:39:08,393 It wouId be nice to get your opinion, 825 00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:09,432 see what you think of it. 826 00:39:09,553 --> 00:39:10,433 - Really? 827 00:39:10,553 --> 00:39:11,912 - Hello, Jo. 828 00:39:12,033 --> 00:39:13,033 - Jean, hey. 829 00:39:13,153 --> 00:39:13,952 - Hi. 830 00:39:14,073 --> 00:39:16,913 - Do you guys know each other? 831 00:39:18,033 --> 00:39:19,793 - I just- l just had a question. 832 00:39:19,914 --> 00:39:21,192 l had an idea, actually. 833 00:39:21,313 --> 00:39:22,192 - Oh, okay, sure. 834 00:39:22,313 --> 00:39:24,232 Can l just take a seat? - Yeah. 835 00:39:24,353 --> 00:39:25,513 Oh, I got it. - No, it's all right. 836 00:39:25,633 --> 00:39:26,592 l've got it. l've got it. 837 00:39:26,713 --> 00:39:28,752 - You all right? - Yes. 838 00:39:28,873 --> 00:39:31,912 l just had an idea that maybe, 839 00:39:32,033 --> 00:39:34,392 maybe we couId go somewhere together. 840 00:39:34,513 --> 00:39:36,353 - Oh, honey, I think it's a little difficult- 841 00:39:36,473 --> 00:39:38,112 - No, no, no. 842 00:39:38,233 --> 00:39:39,712 l mean like New York. 843 00:39:39,833 --> 00:39:41,953 Maybe we can go to New York together. 844 00:39:42,073 --> 00:39:43,753 - Yeah, um- 845 00:39:43,873 --> 00:39:45,352 - Oh, come on, Jo. - I don't know. 846 00:39:45,473 --> 00:39:48,352 - I'II introduce you to people like, you know, 847 00:39:48,473 --> 00:39:51,792 like Marks and Larry 848 00:39:51,913 --> 00:39:53,633 and Andrea and all these wonderful- 849 00:39:53,754 --> 00:39:54,912 - Jean, Jean, everybody's here. 850 00:39:55,034 --> 00:39:56,552 - l know. 851 00:39:56,674 --> 00:39:57,712 There's my husband. 852 00:39:58,953 --> 00:40:00,832 Let's go to the bathroom. 853 00:40:00,953 --> 00:40:02,632 - l don't think we should. - No, come on. 854 00:40:02,753 --> 00:40:03,753 l haven't done that in ages. 855 00:40:03,873 --> 00:40:04,832 - No, l don't think we should. 856 00:40:04,953 --> 00:40:05,833 - Come on, let's go, okay? 857 00:40:05,954 --> 00:40:07,112 Oh, shh. 858 00:40:11,154 --> 00:40:13,472 - And as we were leaving, we ran into lvor Schneider. 859 00:40:15,393 --> 00:40:17,193 So this girI, she can't have been any older than 16. 860 00:40:17,313 --> 00:40:18,632 ln fact, l think she was a lot younger. 861 00:40:20,514 --> 00:40:22,873 And as we were talking, l had this really good idea. 862 00:40:22,994 --> 00:40:25,193 - Yeah, so we'II do a 50-50 split after cost. 863 00:40:25,314 --> 00:40:27,353 lf you need any money to finish your show, 864 00:40:27,474 --> 00:40:28,713 then l will finance you. 865 00:40:28,833 --> 00:40:30,793 - l really don't know what to say. 866 00:40:30,914 --> 00:40:31,793 Great. 867 00:40:31,914 --> 00:40:33,673 Amazing. 868 00:40:33,794 --> 00:40:35,433 l mean, l can't wait to teII Dewey. 869 00:40:35,554 --> 00:40:36,872 - Oh, yeah, what's your relationship 870 00:40:36,994 --> 00:40:37,872 with him, by the way? 871 00:40:37,993 --> 00:40:39,072 You said he represents you? 872 00:40:39,194 --> 00:40:41,432 - Well, he's kind of been helping me out. 873 00:40:41,553 --> 00:40:43,633 - Oh, yeah. l mean, l really like him. 874 00:40:43,753 --> 00:40:45,952 But l mean, l couldn't have him in the middIe. 875 00:40:46,073 --> 00:40:48,233 l mean, l hate to say this about him, 'cause he's a friend. 876 00:40:48,354 --> 00:40:49,553 l really love him, but, you know, 877 00:40:49,674 --> 00:40:51,513 he has a credibility issue. 878 00:40:51,634 --> 00:40:53,873 - Yeah. 879 00:40:53,994 --> 00:40:56,833 Um, well, l can talk to him. 880 00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:58,513 Give him a piece of work or something. 881 00:40:58,634 --> 00:40:59,633 He'll be fine. 882 00:41:02,154 --> 00:41:03,352 Oh, speak of the devil. 883 00:41:04,474 --> 00:41:05,433 - Hi. - Hi. 884 00:41:05,553 --> 00:41:07,913 I'm having such a great time tonight. 885 00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:08,832 lt's really great. 886 00:41:11,914 --> 00:41:13,833 Elaine... 887 00:41:13,954 --> 00:41:14,793 Cheers. 888 00:41:17,674 --> 00:41:18,873 What are you two scheming about? 889 00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:21,513 - Have you seen Jo? 890 00:41:21,634 --> 00:41:22,952 - Mm. 891 00:41:23,074 --> 00:41:24,353 He was taIking to Jean Maclestone 892 00:41:24,473 --> 00:41:25,713 a wee while ago. 893 00:41:28,234 --> 00:41:30,993 - Jo, you will come with me to New York, won't you? 894 00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:32,913 - Yeah, yeah, don't stop. 895 00:41:33,034 --> 00:41:34,072 - Oh, she's so funny sometimes. 896 00:41:34,194 --> 00:41:35,193 - Yeah. 897 00:41:36,874 --> 00:41:38,073 - Oh, hey, Bob. 898 00:41:38,194 --> 00:41:39,033 - Hey, hey, Dewey. 899 00:42:17,314 --> 00:42:19,314 - Bob, l want a divorce. 900 00:42:30,074 --> 00:42:31,713 - Well, Jean, 901 00:42:31,834 --> 00:42:33,793 if that's what you want. 902 00:42:37,954 --> 00:42:40,993 - Just like that? 903 00:42:41,115 --> 00:42:46,353 l mean, how many years, Bob? 904 00:42:46,474 --> 00:42:49,873 How many years have we been married? 905 00:42:49,994 --> 00:42:53,673 - Um, 1987. 906 00:42:53,794 --> 00:42:54,954 That makes- 907 00:42:55,074 --> 00:43:00,393 - '86. 908 00:43:00,514 --> 00:43:01,793 - No, l think it was '87, Jean. 909 00:43:01,914 --> 00:43:04,073 - Oh, my God. 910 00:43:04,194 --> 00:43:06,354 '86, Bob. 911 00:43:06,475 --> 00:43:08,753 At Ricky Robenstein's birthday party. 912 00:43:08,874 --> 00:43:11,033 - But that was '87. 913 00:43:11,155 --> 00:43:13,874 The next week we fiew to Warhol's funeral. 914 00:43:13,994 --> 00:43:17,434 - Warhol's funeral was 1986, Bob. 915 00:43:17,554 --> 00:43:18,873 - Eighty-fucking-seven. 916 00:43:18,994 --> 00:43:21,233 It was the same year l had my appendix out. 917 00:43:21,354 --> 00:43:24,753 - The appendix was 1988, 918 00:43:24,874 --> 00:43:26,673 two years after met. 919 00:43:26,794 --> 00:43:28,353 l remember it as if it was just the other day. 920 00:43:28,474 --> 00:43:30,393 - lt was my appendix, God damn it. 921 00:43:30,514 --> 00:43:33,833 - l met you in '86. 922 00:43:33,954 --> 00:43:35,633 - Fuck. 923 00:43:35,754 --> 00:43:36,634 - Fuck! 924 00:43:36,754 --> 00:43:39,713 Yes, that's all you knew how to do. 925 00:43:42,474 --> 00:43:44,474 - What are you doing? 926 00:43:44,595 --> 00:43:47,953 - What does it look like I'm doing? 927 00:43:48,074 --> 00:43:49,873 - Where you gonna go, Art's? 928 00:43:49,994 --> 00:43:51,154 - What are you insinuating? 929 00:43:51,274 --> 00:43:53,433 - You guys seem to like each other. 930 00:43:53,554 --> 00:43:55,393 - We're just friends. 931 00:43:55,514 --> 00:43:57,273 - He's gay, anyway. 932 00:43:58,595 --> 00:44:00,433 - He is not gay. 933 00:44:00,554 --> 00:44:04,273 - Nice shoes. 934 00:44:18,834 --> 00:44:20,394 What the fuck? 935 00:44:23,275 --> 00:44:24,634 Hello? 936 00:44:24,755 --> 00:44:25,913 Who? 937 00:44:26,035 --> 00:44:28,754 Jean Maclestone? 938 00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:29,913 Fuck. 939 00:44:30,034 --> 00:44:32,474 Don't make a sound. 940 00:44:35,274 --> 00:44:37,873 Shit. 941 00:44:43,435 --> 00:44:44,993 - l just walked out on Bob. 942 00:44:45,114 --> 00:44:46,233 - You just walked out on Bob? 943 00:44:46,354 --> 00:44:47,313 lsn't that a bit extreme? 944 00:44:47,434 --> 00:44:49,314 - l'm going for a divorce. 945 00:44:49,435 --> 00:44:50,274 - Divorce? 946 00:44:50,395 --> 00:44:52,914 - l've had enough, Art. 947 00:44:53,035 --> 00:44:55,914 Oh, God. 948 00:44:56,035 --> 00:44:57,914 I don't want to be kicked out on my arse 949 00:44:58,034 --> 00:44:59,834 when it's all too late, you know? 950 00:45:01,275 --> 00:45:03,233 l don't want to be left 951 00:45:03,354 --> 00:45:04,674 when l'm old and cranky 952 00:45:04,795 --> 00:45:06,233 and look like the butt end of a rhino. 953 00:45:06,355 --> 00:45:07,234 You know what l mean? 954 00:45:07,354 --> 00:45:09,393 l mean, l don't- 955 00:45:09,514 --> 00:45:13,034 I don't want to stagnate in some Notting Hill mansion 956 00:45:13,155 --> 00:45:14,954 watching him screw secretaries, 957 00:45:15,075 --> 00:45:17,274 and then one day when it suits him, 958 00:45:17,395 --> 00:45:19,594 leave me and marry one of them. 959 00:45:22,714 --> 00:45:25,074 Art, I'm not gonna talk about this right now. 960 00:45:26,274 --> 00:45:27,314 l'm just tired. 961 00:45:27,435 --> 00:45:31,274 l'm tired of 20 years of marriage. 962 00:45:33,595 --> 00:45:36,834 20, 20. 963 00:45:36,954 --> 00:45:38,954 l don't think you know what it's been like. 964 00:45:41,995 --> 00:45:45,993 - That's my cat. 965 00:45:48,795 --> 00:45:51,353 l want to live, Art. 966 00:45:51,475 --> 00:45:54,794 l want to go to bars. 967 00:45:54,914 --> 00:45:57,234 l want to go to Rio and Moscow 968 00:45:57,355 --> 00:46:00,393 and Cambodia. 969 00:46:00,515 --> 00:46:02,754 l want my own place. 970 00:46:02,874 --> 00:46:05,754 l want my own friends. 971 00:46:05,875 --> 00:46:08,434 l want to stay up all night. 972 00:46:08,555 --> 00:46:10,994 Oh, God. 973 00:46:11,115 --> 00:46:14,834 I don't want to hear about the next property deal 974 00:46:14,955 --> 00:46:19,794 or, God, the Arsenal score or Matisse's coiffure 975 00:46:19,915 --> 00:46:23,674 or have, oh, long discussions about how he met Warhol 976 00:46:23,795 --> 00:46:25,074 or how many inches of space 977 00:46:25,195 --> 00:46:27,314 the Basquiat should have around it! 978 00:46:27,435 --> 00:46:28,994 God. 979 00:46:29,115 --> 00:46:30,834 You know what l mean? 980 00:46:34,795 --> 00:46:39,634 l've had enough. 981 00:46:39,755 --> 00:46:44,514 l guess we've just grown apart. 982 00:46:45,715 --> 00:46:47,714 - Jean. 983 00:46:47,835 --> 00:46:51,994 - We have got nothing in common 984 00:46:52,115 --> 00:46:57,154 except a taste for collecting art. 985 00:46:57,275 --> 00:46:58,274 - Jean. 986 00:47:26,075 --> 00:47:30,075 - Last night I met this totally hot, totally cute guy. 987 00:47:30,195 --> 00:47:31,074 And guess what. 988 00:47:31,195 --> 00:47:32,194 He was smart as well. 989 00:47:32,315 --> 00:47:33,274 l mean, can you imagine? 990 00:47:34,715 --> 00:47:37,274 l told him all about our show, and he was so into it, 991 00:47:37,395 --> 00:47:38,874 and he totally got your work. 992 00:47:38,996 --> 00:47:42,994 lt was just amazing. 993 00:47:45,675 --> 00:47:46,754 - l got you something, Dewey. 994 00:47:46,875 --> 00:47:49,714 - Ooh. 995 00:47:51,835 --> 00:47:54,274 Oh, my God. 996 00:47:54,395 --> 00:47:58,315 Elaine, this is my favorite one. 997 00:47:58,435 --> 00:48:01,475 Oh, l've got the perfect frame for that. 998 00:48:01,596 --> 00:48:02,835 Wow, l can't believe it. 999 00:48:02,955 --> 00:48:04,234 Thanks, darling. 1000 00:48:04,356 --> 00:48:06,594 - lt's for all the support you've been giving me. 1001 00:48:06,715 --> 00:48:09,314 - Oh, you didn't need to do that, though. 1002 00:48:09,436 --> 00:48:11,595 Wow. 1003 00:48:11,715 --> 00:48:15,875 - We need to talk about our working relationship. 1004 00:48:15,996 --> 00:48:18,834 And... 1005 00:48:18,955 --> 00:48:22,595 - Okay. 1006 00:48:22,716 --> 00:48:25,234 - You know how you're involved in my work and stuff. 1007 00:48:25,355 --> 00:48:29,155 - Yeah, what do you mean, EIaine? 1008 00:48:29,275 --> 00:48:32,155 - Beth wants to deal with me directIy. 1009 00:48:37,556 --> 00:48:39,595 - Well, where does that Ieave me? 1010 00:48:46,955 --> 00:48:47,915 l see. 1011 00:48:49,596 --> 00:48:51,194 - Dewey, Dewey, come on. 1012 00:48:51,315 --> 00:48:52,195 This is the art world. 1013 00:48:52,316 --> 00:48:53,875 This is how it works. 1014 00:48:53,996 --> 00:48:54,874 Dewey! 1015 00:48:57,475 --> 00:49:00,074 Shit. 1016 00:49:02,516 --> 00:49:04,235 - So this is where you work, right? 1017 00:49:04,355 --> 00:49:05,674 - Yeah, this is it. 1018 00:49:05,796 --> 00:49:07,795 l kind of sit at my desk, Iook out the window, 1019 00:49:07,915 --> 00:49:09,995 and wait for an idea to hit me, you know? 1020 00:49:10,115 --> 00:49:11,795 - Wow, you don't even have to get out of bed. 1021 00:49:11,916 --> 00:49:13,394 - No. 1022 00:49:13,515 --> 00:49:15,795 And sometimes l like to do drawings, 1023 00:49:15,916 --> 00:49:18,515 kind of like a p-p-pre-pa- oh, f- 1024 00:49:18,636 --> 00:49:19,915 - Preparatory? 1025 00:49:20,036 --> 00:49:21,915 - l can never fucking pronounce that word. 1026 00:49:22,035 --> 00:49:22,994 Do you want to see some? 1027 00:49:23,115 --> 00:49:24,835 - You mean some preparatory sketches? 1028 00:49:26,716 --> 00:49:29,475 Yeah, this is what l'm working on at the moment. 1029 00:49:35,035 --> 00:49:36,515 Oh, that's Podrazik. 1030 00:49:36,636 --> 00:49:40,315 - Oh, right. 1031 00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:42,034 - Oh, now, this is a piece. 1032 00:49:42,155 --> 00:49:43,915 You see, it's to do with peripheral vision. 1033 00:49:44,036 --> 00:49:45,715 lt's gonna be an installation. 1034 00:49:45,836 --> 00:49:48,275 And you walk in here, 1035 00:49:48,396 --> 00:49:50,235 and you place your head in this device, 1036 00:49:50,356 --> 00:49:53,235 see, so that it can't move around. 1037 00:49:54,635 --> 00:49:55,675 So then to your left and right 1038 00:49:55,796 --> 00:49:57,514 you have a nonfunctional domestic environment, 1039 00:49:57,636 --> 00:49:59,755 part of, but not the whole of which, you can see. 1040 00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:02,515 - You mean you can't see aII of it at the same time. 1041 00:50:02,636 --> 00:50:04,114 - No, you can only see certain objects. 1042 00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:05,515 But then if you look directIy at me, 1043 00:50:05,635 --> 00:50:07,394 you suddenly become aware of everything, right? 1044 00:50:07,516 --> 00:50:09,395 - Yeah. 1045 00:50:09,516 --> 00:50:10,595 That's-wow. 1046 00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:12,995 Yeah, that's really cool. 1047 00:50:13,116 --> 00:50:17,315 - It kind of brings you into this new vision, you know? 1048 00:50:17,436 --> 00:50:19,275 - lt kind of questions reality. 1049 00:50:21,436 --> 00:50:23,155 l thought you were with Beth. 1050 00:50:24,756 --> 00:50:26,874 - Yeah. 1051 00:50:26,996 --> 00:50:28,675 - We should keep this strictIy professionaI. 1052 00:50:28,795 --> 00:50:29,754 Don't you think, Jo? 1053 00:50:33,276 --> 00:50:34,515 Yeah, sure. 1054 00:50:41,316 --> 00:50:42,435 - Tell me, Freign. 1055 00:50:42,556 --> 00:50:44,235 l don't want to be indiscreet, but do you think 1056 00:50:44,356 --> 00:50:46,195 they may eventually decide on selling the Mondrian? 1057 00:50:46,316 --> 00:50:48,155 - l think a little more persuasion will be required. 1058 00:50:48,276 --> 00:50:49,275 - You mean a higher price. 1059 00:50:49,396 --> 00:50:52,035 - lnsurance is a matter of great concern. 1060 00:50:52,156 --> 00:50:54,035 - l'll pay for the insurance. How about that? 1061 00:50:54,155 --> 00:50:56,035 - That's most generous. 1062 00:50:56,156 --> 00:50:58,315 l will raise my offer to, say, 25 million, 1063 00:50:58,436 --> 00:51:00,355 and l suggest that we insure it for 40 miIIion. 1064 00:51:00,476 --> 00:51:01,635 What do you think? 1065 00:51:01,756 --> 00:51:02,715 - l think that would be 1066 00:51:02,836 --> 00:51:07,035 a most appropriate sum, Mr. SpindIe. 1067 00:51:07,156 --> 00:51:09,035 One of mine, l'm afraid. 1068 00:51:16,276 --> 00:51:17,195 - Robert Freign. 1069 00:51:17,316 --> 00:51:18,315 Huh. 1070 00:51:18,436 --> 00:51:19,955 I didn't know that you were an artist. 1071 00:51:20,076 --> 00:51:22,075 - An amateur rock painter. 1072 00:51:22,196 --> 00:51:24,596 A grey marI from Aix-en-Provence. 1073 00:51:24,716 --> 00:51:28,875 Cezanne painted 27 canvases from Bibemus quarry, 1074 00:51:28,996 --> 00:51:30,555 where this particular stone was found. 1075 00:51:30,676 --> 00:51:32,755 - Ah. Fascinating. 1076 00:51:32,876 --> 00:51:33,955 Fascinating. 1077 00:51:34,076 --> 00:51:35,195 - Please have it. 1078 00:51:35,316 --> 00:51:36,595 - Oh, no, l couldn't. 1079 00:51:36,716 --> 00:51:37,875 - No, please. 1080 00:51:37,996 --> 00:51:40,755 - Why, thank you. 1081 00:51:43,596 --> 00:51:46,035 Perhaps we should do a show. 1082 00:51:46,156 --> 00:51:47,795 - You fiatter me, Mr. Spindle. 1083 00:51:47,916 --> 00:51:49,995 - Not at all, not at all. 1084 00:51:56,876 --> 00:51:58,196 - l hope you got the Picasso out of him. 1085 00:51:58,317 --> 00:52:00,835 - They're working on it. 1086 00:52:00,956 --> 00:52:04,715 - Jean, don't let the lawyers fob you off with pIatitudes. 1087 00:52:04,836 --> 00:52:05,915 Be demanding. 1088 00:52:06,036 --> 00:52:09,475 Make sure you get copies of aII correspondence. 1089 00:52:09,596 --> 00:52:11,196 Read them like your life depended on it. 1090 00:52:11,316 --> 00:52:13,396 You onIy get one good shot at this. 1091 00:52:13,516 --> 00:52:15,196 Okay, honey? 1092 00:52:15,317 --> 00:52:17,835 - Right. 1093 00:52:17,956 --> 00:52:21,275 - So what's the damage? 1094 00:52:21,396 --> 00:52:22,635 - Okay, Bob. 1095 00:52:22,756 --> 00:52:26,795 Let's start with Notting Hill, Tuscany, Palm Beach, 1096 00:52:26,916 --> 00:52:27,995 wrap up with Aspen. 1097 00:52:28,116 --> 00:52:30,116 - What about Aspen? 1098 00:52:30,236 --> 00:52:32,515 - l get the house, and he gets the art. 1099 00:52:32,636 --> 00:52:34,396 - You sure that's wise, Jean? 1100 00:52:34,517 --> 00:52:36,316 Art is exceeding property prices two to one. 1101 00:52:36,437 --> 00:52:37,835 - Do you think l should renegotiate? 1102 00:52:37,957 --> 00:52:38,875 - Of course you should. 1103 00:52:38,996 --> 00:52:41,315 Being tough over this 1104 00:52:41,436 --> 00:52:44,276 creates opportunities down the line. 1105 00:52:44,397 --> 00:52:45,595 - How so? 1106 00:52:45,716 --> 00:52:48,875 - Oh, it gives you room to appear reasonable later on 1107 00:52:48,996 --> 00:52:50,115 over other issues. 1108 00:52:50,236 --> 00:52:51,555 lf you have to compromise, 1109 00:52:51,677 --> 00:52:53,436 at least you fall back on a position 1110 00:52:53,557 --> 00:52:55,315 you already agreed on. 1111 00:52:55,436 --> 00:52:56,355 - Right. 1112 00:52:56,477 --> 00:52:58,636 - What about the Smith in the garden? 1113 00:52:58,756 --> 00:53:01,435 - That's his. 1114 00:53:01,557 --> 00:53:02,675 - And the Kelly? 1115 00:53:02,796 --> 00:53:04,035 - That's mine. 1116 00:53:04,157 --> 00:53:05,076 - The Judd, 1117 00:53:05,196 --> 00:53:06,795 the Flavin, 1118 00:53:06,916 --> 00:53:09,196 the Brancusi. 1119 00:53:09,316 --> 00:53:10,836 - She wants the Brancush? 1120 00:53:10,956 --> 00:53:11,836 - Mm-hmm. 1121 00:53:11,957 --> 00:53:13,196 - Brancusi? 1122 00:53:13,317 --> 00:53:14,635 - Brancush. 1123 00:53:14,756 --> 00:53:15,796 - Brancush? 1124 00:53:15,917 --> 00:53:17,795 - She hates the Brancush. 1125 00:53:17,916 --> 00:53:19,275 She didn't want me to buy it. 1126 00:53:19,396 --> 00:53:21,995 She even hangs her coat off of it. 1127 00:53:22,117 --> 00:53:23,955 Why the hell would she want the Brancush? 1128 00:53:24,076 --> 00:53:25,475 - lt's worth a fortune. 1129 00:53:25,596 --> 00:53:26,675 l had Art look into it. 1130 00:53:26,796 --> 00:53:29,275 He thinks Bob's completely underpriced it. 1131 00:53:29,397 --> 00:53:30,555 - That's my girl. 1132 00:53:30,676 --> 00:53:34,635 - The WarhoI, the Beuys, the Hockney in the hallway. 1133 00:53:34,756 --> 00:53:36,155 - Magritte? - That's his. 1134 00:53:36,276 --> 00:53:38,195 - Never liked that one anyway. - No. 1135 00:53:38,316 --> 00:53:42,236 - The Struth photographs in the first-floor bathroom. 1136 00:53:42,357 --> 00:53:43,476 - Good God. 1137 00:53:43,597 --> 00:53:44,716 - Giacometti? 1138 00:53:44,837 --> 00:53:45,836 - That's his. 1139 00:53:45,957 --> 00:53:47,596 - Oh, pity. - Yeah. 1140 00:53:47,717 --> 00:53:49,116 But l get the Lucas 1141 00:53:49,237 --> 00:53:51,836 and the Judd stack piece in the haII. 1142 00:53:51,957 --> 00:53:53,435 - The Katz cutouts on the stairs, 1143 00:53:53,556 --> 00:53:56,276 the Mapplethorpe photographs on the Ianding, 1144 00:53:56,397 --> 00:54:00,716 the Bacon in the living room, the Emin, the Currin, 1145 00:54:00,836 --> 00:54:03,516 the Landy, and the Jew in the library. 1146 00:54:03,637 --> 00:54:07,675 - l get the Hirst, the Rusche, and the Barney suite. 1147 00:54:09,517 --> 00:54:10,676 - Shall we go in? 1148 00:54:10,797 --> 00:54:12,596 - Yeah, l'm famished. 1149 00:54:12,717 --> 00:54:14,395 - She aIso wants the Dogan pieces 1150 00:54:14,517 --> 00:54:16,556 as well as the Picasso scuIpture, 1151 00:54:16,677 --> 00:54:21,076 oh, and all the art books. 1152 00:54:26,596 --> 00:54:27,636 - Can l have a macchiato, pIease? 1153 00:54:27,757 --> 00:54:29,236 - A macch- 1154 00:54:29,356 --> 00:54:31,675 - Macch-i-a-to. 1155 00:54:31,797 --> 00:54:34,076 - I don't think that we have that. 1156 00:54:34,197 --> 00:54:36,116 - Sweetheart, l come every other day to the Westbury, 1157 00:54:36,237 --> 00:54:39,156 and l have a macchiato every other day. 1158 00:54:39,277 --> 00:54:40,595 - Yes, but l don't think- 1159 00:54:40,716 --> 00:54:42,036 - Get the maitre d'. 1160 00:54:42,157 --> 00:54:43,475 - Yes. 1161 00:54:43,596 --> 00:54:45,756 - What is that, Hungarian? 1162 00:54:45,877 --> 00:54:47,156 - l think it's Polish. 1163 00:54:48,797 --> 00:54:50,396 - Signora, l am sorry, 1164 00:54:50,517 --> 00:54:51,996 but it's the waitress' first day. 1165 00:54:52,116 --> 00:54:53,516 And she doesn't understand. 1166 00:54:53,637 --> 00:54:55,196 - Alphonse, l just wanted a macchiato. 1167 00:54:55,317 --> 00:54:56,756 - A macchiato. 1168 00:54:56,877 --> 00:54:57,756 - Due. 1169 00:54:57,876 --> 00:54:59,076 - Of course, signora. 1170 00:55:02,277 --> 00:55:03,356 - So... 1171 00:55:03,477 --> 00:55:06,316 what about the other thing? 1172 00:55:08,877 --> 00:55:10,836 - l've never had it so good. 1173 00:55:13,397 --> 00:55:17,156 l'm taking the boy to New York tonight. 1174 00:55:17,277 --> 00:55:18,516 - You're what? 1175 00:55:18,637 --> 00:55:21,716 - New York, first class, 1176 00:55:21,837 --> 00:55:23,516 Four Seasons. 1177 00:55:23,637 --> 00:55:25,476 - Are you crazy? 1178 00:55:25,597 --> 00:55:27,236 - What? 1179 00:55:27,357 --> 00:55:30,676 - I've been divorced three times, Jean, okay? 1180 00:55:30,797 --> 00:55:32,996 With Carmen, l made legal history. 1181 00:55:33,117 --> 00:55:34,196 l know these men. 1182 00:55:34,317 --> 00:55:36,876 They're obsessive, greedy sons of bitches. 1183 00:55:36,997 --> 00:55:38,756 Give them an inch, and they'll take a mile. 1184 00:55:38,877 --> 00:55:41,036 And if he finds out that you're screwlng Jo Richards... 1185 00:55:41,157 --> 00:55:42,236 - Emille. 1186 00:55:42,357 --> 00:55:44,276 - He'll have your arse. 1187 00:55:44,397 --> 00:55:47,116 At the end of it, all you'll get is his poster collection 1188 00:55:47,237 --> 00:55:48,756 and his grandmother's Shabbat candIes. 1189 00:55:51,997 --> 00:55:54,596 Shh. 1190 00:55:54,717 --> 00:55:55,676 Hello? 1191 00:55:55,797 --> 00:55:58,916 Yes, l can't talk right now. 1192 00:55:59,037 --> 00:56:00,156 Okay. 1193 00:56:00,277 --> 00:56:03,796 Speak later. 1194 00:56:03,917 --> 00:56:05,356 - Who pays those bills? 1195 00:56:05,477 --> 00:56:08,276 - The office takes care of it. 1196 00:56:11,717 --> 00:56:12,556 What? 1197 00:56:12,677 --> 00:56:13,716 - Evidence. 1198 00:56:13,837 --> 00:56:16,316 Evidence. 1199 00:56:16,438 --> 00:56:18,196 You should be compiling everything about him. 1200 00:56:18,317 --> 00:56:19,437 - No. 1201 00:56:19,557 --> 00:56:21,237 - l hear he likes gaIIery girIs. 1202 00:56:21,357 --> 00:56:22,476 - Stop it. 1203 00:56:22,598 --> 00:56:23,596 - Ask around, Jean. 1204 00:56:23,717 --> 00:56:25,956 Get addresses, facts, numbers. 1205 00:56:26,077 --> 00:56:28,357 If he uses Jo, you'll have all the ammo. 1206 00:56:28,477 --> 00:56:29,717 - Right. 1207 00:56:29,837 --> 00:56:33,876 - And above aII, don't compromise. 1208 00:56:33,997 --> 00:56:37,196 - And finally, she wants Picasso and Matisse. 1209 00:56:37,317 --> 00:56:39,396 - She wants Matisse? 1210 00:56:39,517 --> 00:56:42,916 Matisse is my dog. No way! 1211 00:56:43,038 --> 00:56:46,156 No way! 1212 00:56:46,277 --> 00:56:48,436 She can have Picasso but not Matisse. 1213 00:56:48,557 --> 00:56:49,836 - I thought you didn't like Matisse. 1214 00:56:49,957 --> 00:56:51,196 - l don't, but Picasso would be 1215 00:56:51,317 --> 00:56:53,437 absolutely desperate without him. 1216 00:56:58,837 --> 00:57:00,157 - Moving on to Tuscany. 1217 00:57:00,277 --> 00:57:04,437 - Wait. 1218 00:57:04,558 --> 00:57:05,876 What if l sold everything? 1219 00:57:05,997 --> 00:57:07,916 - What? 1220 00:57:08,037 --> 00:57:10,037 - lf l sold all the art, 1221 00:57:10,158 --> 00:57:11,957 if I soId the whole goddamn lot. 1222 00:57:12,078 --> 00:57:13,836 - Well, she'd still get the money. 1223 00:57:13,957 --> 00:57:16,877 What's the difference? 1224 00:57:18,278 --> 00:57:20,197 - Well, the difference is that 1225 00:57:20,318 --> 00:57:23,757 the money doesn't mean a goddamn thing. 1226 00:57:25,518 --> 00:57:29,956 - 28 million. 1227 00:57:46,997 --> 00:57:48,076 - Do you really think 1228 00:57:48,197 --> 00:57:49,917 this video shit you're doing is art, EIaine? 1229 00:57:50,037 --> 00:57:51,557 - I'm not defining it as a work of art, Joany. 1230 00:57:51,677 --> 00:57:53,276 The gallery is. 1231 00:57:53,398 --> 00:57:54,877 - Yeah, but you're making this thing 1232 00:57:54,998 --> 00:57:57,717 knowlng it's gonna be shown in a gaIIery. 1233 00:57:57,837 --> 00:57:59,677 - Yeah, but so much shit is shown in galleries 1234 00:57:59,798 --> 00:58:01,997 that perhaps it doesn't mean anything anymore. 1235 00:58:02,118 --> 00:58:03,757 You know, like the Pope makes whoever saints. 1236 00:58:04,918 --> 00:58:06,837 Get that. 1237 00:58:06,958 --> 00:58:08,356 - Why can't you? 1238 00:58:08,478 --> 00:58:10,597 - [sighs] lt's Dewey. 1239 00:58:10,717 --> 00:58:13,156 He's going on and on about this Beth thing. 1240 00:58:20,798 --> 00:58:24,317 You mean l have to deal with your shit. 1241 00:58:26,038 --> 00:58:27,036 - Please? 1242 00:58:39,118 --> 00:58:39,997 Hi, Dewey. 1243 00:58:40,118 --> 00:58:41,397 - Hi, is Elaine in? 1244 00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:42,677 - She's not here right now, 1245 00:58:42,797 --> 00:58:45,796 but do you want me to give her a message or something? 1246 00:58:45,918 --> 00:58:47,397 - I've Ieft her about a million messages, 1247 00:58:47,518 --> 00:58:49,837 and she never gets back to me. 1248 00:58:49,958 --> 00:58:54,677 - Well, as soon as she gets in, I'II have her come up, okay? 1249 00:58:54,798 --> 00:58:57,437 - Joany, do you really think l'm that stupid? 1250 00:58:57,558 --> 00:59:00,437 l can hear you guys through the fucking fioorboards. 1251 00:59:00,558 --> 00:59:03,117 - lt's notjust about you, Dewey. 1252 00:59:03,237 --> 00:59:05,117 Elaine's got to think about her career. 1253 00:59:05,238 --> 00:59:06,397 lt's her first show. 1254 00:59:06,517 --> 00:59:09,357 lt's like a really big deal. 1255 00:59:09,478 --> 00:59:10,837 - But l introduced her, 1256 00:59:10,958 --> 00:59:13,757 and then she just dropped me Iike a piece of shit. 1257 00:59:13,878 --> 00:59:18,436 l'm so tired of being fucked over. 1258 00:59:18,558 --> 00:59:22,357 - Oh, Dewey. 1259 00:59:22,478 --> 00:59:23,277 Dewey. 1260 00:59:23,398 --> 00:59:24,277 Try and get some sleep. 1261 00:59:24,398 --> 00:59:25,357 You look like shit. 1262 00:59:25,478 --> 00:59:26,837 - Oh, fuck off! 1263 00:59:26,958 --> 00:59:29,837 l don't need to hear that now! 1264 00:59:41,318 --> 00:59:42,197 - Dewey. 1265 00:59:42,318 --> 00:59:45,277 - l'm going to kill myself. 1266 00:59:45,398 --> 00:59:46,717 - Oh, please. 1267 00:59:54,278 --> 00:59:55,237 l feel really bad. 1268 00:59:55,358 --> 00:59:57,197 - Oh, he'll get over it. 1269 01:00:02,958 --> 01:00:07,037 - Honey, honey, of course l'm not ashamed. 1270 01:00:07,385 --> 01:00:08,464 All right, l got to go. 1271 01:00:08,585 --> 01:00:09,823 Bob. 1272 01:00:09,945 --> 01:00:11,104 - l know about you and Jean. 1273 01:00:11,224 --> 01:00:12,224 lt really doesn't matter. 1274 01:00:12,344 --> 01:00:13,344 - Me and Jean? 1275 01:00:13,464 --> 01:00:14,823 - Water under the bridge. 1276 01:00:14,944 --> 01:00:16,783 - Look, Bob, l assure you- 1277 01:00:16,904 --> 01:00:18,143 - Art. 1278 01:00:18,264 --> 01:00:21,183 Art, l want to sell a few things. 1279 01:00:21,303 --> 01:00:22,542 In fact, l want to sell everything. 1280 01:00:22,663 --> 01:00:23,982 - Jesus, mother of God. 1281 01:00:24,102 --> 01:00:25,221 What, the whole lot? 1282 01:00:25,342 --> 01:00:26,262 - Yeah. 1283 01:00:26,383 --> 01:00:27,741 And there's one condition. 1284 01:00:27,862 --> 01:00:29,021 lf you want to handle the sale, 1285 01:00:29,142 --> 01:00:30,380 you cannot talk to Jean about it. 1286 01:00:30,502 --> 01:00:31,620 - Of course. 1287 01:00:31,742 --> 01:00:32,860 Are you serious, Bob? 1288 01:00:32,982 --> 01:00:36,340 - Absolutely. 1289 01:00:36,461 --> 01:00:39,859 Anyway, Jean's off to New York. 1290 01:00:45,099 --> 01:00:47,298 Where do we begin? 1291 01:00:51,098 --> 01:00:52,418 The whole lot, huh? 1292 01:00:52,539 --> 01:00:53,457 - The whole lot. 1293 01:00:53,578 --> 01:00:55,178 - Dear Mr. Spindle, 1294 01:00:55,298 --> 01:00:58,017 Alfreda has been approached by a third party 1295 01:00:58,138 --> 01:01:00,576 with an offer substantially higher 1296 01:01:00,697 --> 01:01:03,136 than the one we recently discussed. 1297 01:01:03,257 --> 01:01:05,375 ln the light of your ongoing interest in the painting, 1298 01:01:05,496 --> 01:01:08,375 she thought it onIy fair to inform you of her intention 1299 01:01:08,497 --> 01:01:10,935 to accept this offer. 1300 01:01:11,056 --> 01:01:14,775 Your obedient servant, Robert Freign. 1301 01:01:17,135 --> 01:01:18,933 - Mr. Maclestone? 1302 01:01:19,055 --> 01:01:21,333 - Call me Bob, Paige. 1303 01:01:21,454 --> 01:01:23,453 - Bob. 1304 01:01:23,574 --> 01:01:25,053 These are really amazing. 1305 01:01:25,174 --> 01:01:27,653 Just wanted to congratulate you on becoming a director. 1306 01:01:27,773 --> 01:01:30,652 - Thank you. 1307 01:01:35,812 --> 01:01:37,850 - Paige. 1308 01:01:37,972 --> 01:01:38,970 Do you like Turkish food? 1309 01:01:40,572 --> 01:01:42,211 - l don't know. 1310 01:01:42,331 --> 01:01:44,330 - l found this new great place, 1311 01:01:44,451 --> 01:01:46,649 and l was thinking dinner Thursday. 1312 01:01:48,651 --> 01:01:50,129 l'll have my assistant call you. 1313 01:01:58,449 --> 01:02:01,288 - lt's all about money. 1314 01:02:01,409 --> 01:02:03,647 They have no love for art. 1315 01:02:05,328 --> 01:02:07,847 what they get, what they sell, 1316 01:02:07,968 --> 01:02:09,006 how much. 1317 01:02:09,127 --> 01:02:11,326 - 28 million is a considerable amount. 1318 01:02:12,447 --> 01:02:13,766 - And given our circumstances, 1319 01:02:13,887 --> 01:02:15,765 we shouId at Ieast think about the offer. 1320 01:02:15,886 --> 01:02:18,365 - Waste of time. 1321 01:02:21,045 --> 01:02:22,444 - Ah. 1322 01:02:22,565 --> 01:02:23,724 - Dear Alfreda. 1323 01:02:23,845 --> 01:02:25,644 - Mr. Spindle, how good of you to come over to see us. 1324 01:02:25,765 --> 01:02:28,083 - Not at all. Not at aII. 1325 01:02:28,204 --> 01:02:29,603 Good evening, Alfred. 1326 01:02:29,724 --> 01:02:30,643 l brought your favorites. 1327 01:02:39,562 --> 01:02:42,881 - Would you like a drink? 1328 01:02:43,002 --> 01:02:44,081 - Whiskey. 1329 01:02:44,202 --> 01:02:45,961 - Neat or with a splash of water, sir? 1330 01:02:46,082 --> 01:02:48,161 - Neat. 1331 01:02:48,282 --> 01:02:50,040 lt's cold outside. 1332 01:02:50,161 --> 01:02:52,800 My, oh, my. 1333 01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,799 lt's not every day that one is served by an artist. 1334 01:02:57,921 --> 01:02:58,799 Thank you, Freign. 1335 01:03:03,199 --> 01:03:04,398 l felt l should come straight over 1336 01:03:04,519 --> 01:03:06,717 and discuss the recent offer. 1337 01:03:06,838 --> 01:03:08,077 l must say, 1338 01:03:08,199 --> 01:03:09,958 it's a little unorthodox. 1339 01:03:10,078 --> 01:03:11,877 l thought we'd agreed. 1340 01:03:11,998 --> 01:03:14,556 - The offer was substantially more. 1341 01:03:14,677 --> 01:03:17,636 - Alfreda, let me tell you about Grossman. 1342 01:03:17,757 --> 01:03:19,476 - Grossman? 1343 01:03:19,596 --> 01:03:21,395 - Yes, he's not what he seems. 1344 01:03:21,516 --> 01:03:24,675 I hear he has cash fiow problems. 1345 01:03:24,797 --> 01:03:29,435 - But the offer came from Mr. Maclestone. 1346 01:03:30,956 --> 01:03:31,914 Bob Maclestone? 1347 01:03:32,035 --> 01:03:33,434 - Yes. 1348 01:03:35,715 --> 01:03:37,633 - l know it's a great deal of money. 1349 01:03:37,754 --> 01:03:38,673 - Huh. 1350 01:03:38,794 --> 01:03:40,312 - l will not sell that painting. 1351 01:03:40,433 --> 01:03:42,153 Never. 1352 01:03:42,273 --> 01:03:44,632 l got it from the master himself. 1353 01:03:44,753 --> 01:03:49,511 500 pounds l paid for it. 1354 01:03:49,632 --> 01:03:53,431 Cash. 1355 01:03:53,552 --> 01:03:55,911 Time and time and time again, I have toId you 1356 01:03:56,032 --> 01:03:57,950 that l will not sell that painting to you 1357 01:03:58,071 --> 01:04:00,750 or to that other creep, Maclestein. 1358 01:04:00,870 --> 01:04:02,310 You come into my house. 1359 01:04:02,430 --> 01:04:03,349 You start snooping around. 1360 01:04:03,470 --> 01:04:06,509 And you are trying to get your greedy hands 1361 01:04:06,629 --> 01:04:08,869 on my most precious possession. 1362 01:04:08,989 --> 01:04:10,668 Oh, leave us alone. 1363 01:04:14,789 --> 01:04:16,907 - l'm sure we can come to some other arrangement. 1364 01:04:18,708 --> 01:04:19,987 Say, 30 million. 1365 01:04:20,108 --> 01:04:21,907 - Over my dead body. 1366 01:04:23,148 --> 01:04:24,586 - Mr. SpindIe, l think you should leave. 1367 01:04:24,708 --> 01:04:26,826 l'll talk to you tomorrow. 1368 01:04:26,947 --> 01:04:29,626 - Of course. Of course. 1369 01:04:42,745 --> 01:04:44,424 - This is not an amusing game. 1370 01:04:44,544 --> 01:04:48,103 - Business is business, Mr. Spindle. 1371 01:04:51,223 --> 01:04:52,622 - Never. 1372 01:04:52,743 --> 01:04:53,742 Never. 1373 01:04:53,863 --> 01:04:56,421 - You're impossible. 1374 01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:17,538 - Oh, l don't feel good. 1375 01:05:17,659 --> 01:05:20,778 - What is it? 1376 01:05:20,899 --> 01:05:23,778 - Uh, l don't know. 1377 01:05:29,578 --> 01:05:32,297 Paige? 1378 01:05:35,377 --> 01:05:44,134 Paige? 1379 01:06:31,769 --> 01:06:33,287 Spectacular. 1380 01:07:21,001 --> 01:07:26,200 - Oh, my God. 1381 01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,279 The art! 1382 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:31,918 Oh, my God! 1383 01:07:32,039 --> 01:07:35,478 The art! The art! 1384 01:08:05,035 --> 01:08:05,913 - l'm sorry. - What? 1385 01:08:06,035 --> 01:08:08,793 - l just can't get a hard-on. 1386 01:08:08,915 --> 01:08:11,073 - ls there a problem? 1387 01:08:11,194 --> 01:08:14,192 - It's just that fIight from New York takes it out of you. 1388 01:08:22,552 --> 01:08:24,471 l'm sorry. 1389 01:08:24,592 --> 01:08:26,630 - ls it the scars? 1390 01:08:26,751 --> 01:08:28,950 - Of course not. 1391 01:08:29,072 --> 01:08:29,950 - lt's the scars, right? 1392 01:08:30,071 --> 01:08:30,990 - Beth. 1393 01:08:32,711 --> 01:08:35,350 Hi, this is Jo. Leave a message. 1394 01:08:35,470 --> 01:08:37,989 - Jo, call me right away. 1395 01:08:38,110 --> 01:08:40,149 Bob has taken the art, all of it. 1396 01:08:40,270 --> 01:08:41,748 l don't know what to do. 1397 01:08:41,869 --> 01:08:43,068 Oh, my God! 1398 01:08:43,190 --> 01:08:44,028 beep! 1399 01:08:44,149 --> 01:08:46,588 - What is she doing ringing you? 1400 01:08:46,709 --> 01:08:49,667 - l have no idea. 1401 01:08:49,788 --> 01:08:51,707 - Oh, Jo. 1402 01:08:51,828 --> 01:08:53,987 Not Jean Maclestone. 1403 01:09:03,146 --> 01:09:06,025 You can fuck your show. 1404 01:09:23,504 --> 01:09:25,662 - Take a Iook at this. This is extraordinary. 1405 01:09:25,783 --> 01:09:27,101 Fibrovascular background stroma 1406 01:09:27,222 --> 01:09:29,341 separating the different tissue types. 1407 01:09:29,462 --> 01:09:35,541 finger, jaw, eye socket. 1408 01:09:35,662 --> 01:09:37,061 It's quite the most developed teratoma 1409 01:09:37,181 --> 01:09:38,300 l've ever encountered. 1410 01:09:38,421 --> 01:09:40,140 lt is the patient's twin, you know, 1411 01:09:40,260 --> 01:09:42,100 having been born with her, so to speak. 1412 01:09:42,220 --> 01:09:45,019 - Beth, baby, how you doing? 1413 01:09:45,140 --> 01:09:47,739 You okay? 1414 01:09:47,860 --> 01:09:49,898 Yeah, come over. 1415 01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:51,098 Yeah, l'll see- 1416 01:09:51,219 --> 01:09:52,857 - Why are you avoiding me? 1417 01:09:52,979 --> 01:09:53,977 - Dewey, what- 1418 01:09:54,098 --> 01:09:56,177 - What have l done to deserve this, Elaine? 1419 01:09:56,298 --> 01:09:57,537 Huh? 1420 01:09:57,658 --> 01:09:58,737 - Don't fucking touch me. 1421 01:09:58,858 --> 01:10:00,057 - No, how dare you? 1422 01:10:00,178 --> 01:10:01,337 How dare you patronize me? 1423 01:10:01,458 --> 01:10:03,257 - What fucking happened to you? Sort yourseIf out! 1424 01:10:03,378 --> 01:10:04,217 - Shut up! 1425 01:10:04,337 --> 01:10:05,936 l introduced you to everyone. 1426 01:10:15,176 --> 01:10:17,214 - Sir? 1427 01:10:17,335 --> 01:10:18,334 Mr. Oppenheimer? 1428 01:10:18,455 --> 01:10:21,813 The surgeon wants to see you immediately. 1429 01:10:25,894 --> 01:10:26,813 - l fucking introduced you! 1430 01:10:26,934 --> 01:10:28,733 - Are you finished? - Yeah! 1431 01:10:28,854 --> 01:10:30,652 And you used me and spat me out! 1432 01:10:30,773 --> 01:10:31,692 - Jesus, Dewey. 1433 01:10:31,813 --> 01:10:34,052 - l hate you! 1434 01:10:34,173 --> 01:10:35,892 Do you hear me? l hate you! 1435 01:10:36,013 --> 01:10:38,171 You fucking bitch! 1436 01:10:41,971 --> 01:10:44,131 Fuck. 1437 01:10:57,089 --> 01:10:58,408 - Where is it now? 1438 01:10:58,530 --> 01:11:01,967 - ln the operating theater. 1439 01:11:02,089 --> 01:11:04,408 - Can l see it? 1440 01:11:04,529 --> 01:11:06,647 - Sure. 1441 01:11:14,047 --> 01:11:15,806 - Did you sell my Currin to the Havermeyers? 1442 01:11:15,927 --> 01:11:17,085 - Ah. 1443 01:11:17,206 --> 01:11:19,086 - Beth said she saw my Currin at the Havermeyers. 1444 01:11:19,206 --> 01:11:20,405 - Well- - That was mine! 1445 01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:22,124 - l thought it was a part of Bob's settlement. 1446 01:11:22,246 --> 01:11:23,765 - You knew that it wasn't. We discussed it. 1447 01:11:23,886 --> 01:11:25,564 Don't you remember? - Are you sure about that? 1448 01:11:25,686 --> 01:11:27,284 - Don't lie to me. - Jean. 1449 01:11:27,405 --> 01:11:28,404 - Don't "Jean" me, Art. 1450 01:11:28,525 --> 01:11:30,083 - Jean, calm down. 1451 01:11:30,205 --> 01:11:31,883 The Currin, that was a genuine mistake. 1452 01:11:32,004 --> 01:11:33,763 l really thought it was his. 1453 01:11:33,884 --> 01:11:35,842 - What is that? 1454 01:11:35,964 --> 01:11:37,443 - lt's a fiy swat- 1455 01:11:37,564 --> 01:11:41,162 tribaI gift from a client-joke. 1456 01:11:41,283 --> 01:11:43,241 - And what's this l hear about you and Paige Oppenheimer? 1457 01:11:43,363 --> 01:11:44,641 - Paige Oppenheimer? 1458 01:11:44,762 --> 01:11:46,721 - Rumor has it that you were seen going down on her. 1459 01:11:46,842 --> 01:11:48,320 - What? 1460 01:11:49,882 --> 01:11:52,440 - You were seen going down on her, Art. 1461 01:11:52,562 --> 01:11:53,920 - Going down on her? 1462 01:11:54,041 --> 01:11:55,840 What do you mean? l mean, for fuck's sake! 1463 01:11:55,961 --> 01:11:58,599 - You sell my art. You fuck your P.A. 1464 01:11:58,721 --> 01:11:59,999 - Fuck my P.A.? 1465 01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:02,359 - You and Bob, you're just two peas in a pod. 1466 01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:04,638 - What are you talking about? 1467 01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:09,918 - Art, who's Paige Oppenheimer? 1468 01:12:20,997 --> 01:12:23,995 - l mean, he was, like, totaIIy grossed out. 1469 01:12:24,116 --> 01:12:25,996 I guess guys are weird like that. 1470 01:12:26,116 --> 01:12:27,155 - Yeah. 1471 01:12:30,995 --> 01:12:33,234 - And I toId him l wasn't gonna do his show. 1472 01:12:33,355 --> 01:12:35,634 That's bad, isn't it? 1473 01:12:35,755 --> 01:12:38,594 - Well, yeah, it's kind of a big kick in the balls. 1474 01:12:40,994 --> 01:12:41,993 - Yeah, l guess so. 1475 01:12:43,554 --> 01:12:46,993 - Shit. 1476 01:12:49,793 --> 01:12:50,632 Can l see them? 1477 01:12:50,753 --> 01:12:54,031 - Um, sure. 1478 01:12:59,992 --> 01:13:01,671 You know, I thought they were insignificant, 1479 01:13:01,791 --> 01:13:05,470 and l wanted, like, power breasts. 1480 01:13:07,470 --> 01:13:09,309 - They're great. Wow. 1481 01:13:09,430 --> 01:13:10,309 - Really? 1482 01:13:10,430 --> 01:13:11,909 That means a lot, 1483 01:13:12,030 --> 01:13:14,149 'cause you're the only person l've showed them to, you know. 1484 01:13:14,270 --> 01:13:15,828 - Yeah, weII, take a load of these. 1485 01:13:17,109 --> 01:13:17,988 - Whoa. 1486 01:13:18,109 --> 01:13:20,187 - You like? 1487 01:13:20,309 --> 01:13:23,547 - Yeah, didn't that hurt your nipple and stuff? 1488 01:13:23,668 --> 01:13:24,907 - Yeah, but it was, like, kind of, 1489 01:13:25,027 --> 01:13:27,666 you know, sexy sort of pain. 1490 01:13:27,787 --> 01:13:29,666 - Come on. 1491 01:13:31,427 --> 01:13:32,985 lt's kind of beautiful. 1492 01:13:33,106 --> 01:13:35,025 - Thanks. 1493 01:13:35,146 --> 01:13:38,625 l mean, not as beautiful as your scars, though. 1494 01:13:38,745 --> 01:13:39,625 l just love those. 1495 01:13:39,746 --> 01:13:40,624 - Really? 1496 01:13:40,746 --> 01:13:45,423 - l mean, how could you not Iike that? 1497 01:13:45,545 --> 01:13:48,663 - l don't know. 1498 01:13:49,744 --> 01:13:51,023 - Do you like that? 1499 01:13:51,144 --> 01:13:53,623 - Elaine- 1500 01:13:53,744 --> 01:13:55,342 - You have such beautiful skin. 1501 01:13:55,463 --> 01:13:56,422 lt's so soft. 1502 01:13:56,543 --> 01:13:57,702 - l don't think this is a good idea, 1503 01:13:57,823 --> 01:13:58,702 'cause l'm not a lesbian, 1504 01:13:58,823 --> 01:14:01,261 and we have a working relationship. 1505 01:14:01,382 --> 01:14:04,261 Elaine. 1506 01:14:07,701 --> 01:14:10,580 This isn't happening. 1507 01:14:15,260 --> 01:14:16,419 - Hello, lovely. 1508 01:14:16,540 --> 01:14:18,819 - Hello, Bob. 1509 01:14:18,940 --> 01:14:19,978 What's going on? 1510 01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:23,098 - l have a surprise for you. 1511 01:14:23,219 --> 01:14:24,098 - For me? 1512 01:14:24,219 --> 01:14:25,418 - Open it. 1513 01:14:25,539 --> 01:14:27,817 - Okay. 1514 01:14:39,937 --> 01:14:41,095 - l had Damien make a piece of it. 1515 01:14:41,217 --> 01:14:44,255 lsn't it great? 1516 01:14:46,136 --> 01:14:50,614 "Teratoma." 1517 01:15:52,646 --> 01:15:56,765 - Bob, remember that Mondrian l was trying to get? 1518 01:15:56,885 --> 01:15:58,124 - "Boogie Woogie"? 1519 01:15:58,245 --> 01:15:59,404 - Yeah. 1520 01:15:59,524 --> 01:16:03,324 Some asshole was trying to fuck me over on it. 1521 01:16:09,403 --> 01:16:11,122 - No way. 1522 01:16:11,243 --> 01:16:12,642 - Yeah. 1523 01:16:12,763 --> 01:16:14,761 Well, it got burnt. 1524 01:16:14,882 --> 01:16:15,761 - What? 1525 01:16:15,882 --> 01:16:16,721 - Yeah. 1526 01:16:16,842 --> 01:16:19,801 Yeah, some fire. 1527 01:16:19,922 --> 01:16:21,681 - How? 1528 01:16:21,802 --> 01:16:22,760 - Oh, l don't know. 1529 01:16:22,881 --> 01:16:26,679 Old house, wiring. 1530 01:16:26,801 --> 01:16:28,280 Such a shame. 1531 01:16:28,401 --> 01:16:30,119 lt was a masterpiece. 1532 01:16:41,319 --> 01:16:43,277 - l wish you a long life. 1533 01:16:43,399 --> 01:16:45,077 - Thank you. 1534 01:16:45,198 --> 01:16:46,836 - ls there anything l can do, Alfreda? 1535 01:16:46,958 --> 01:16:49,517 - Oh, no, you've done quite enough already, Mr. Spindle. 1536 01:16:49,637 --> 01:16:51,516 - I trust the insurance is taking care of you? 1537 01:16:51,637 --> 01:16:53,716 - Oh, Hiscox are being quite amazingly efficient. 1538 01:16:54,837 --> 01:16:55,836 - Thank you. 1539 01:16:55,957 --> 01:16:57,236 We're going to be moving abroad. 1540 01:16:57,357 --> 01:16:58,196 - "We"? 1541 01:16:58,316 --> 01:16:59,395 Really? 1542 01:16:59,516 --> 01:17:00,395 Where? 1543 01:17:00,516 --> 01:17:01,395 - Tuscany. 1544 01:17:01,515 --> 01:17:04,474 - Aha. 1545 01:17:04,595 --> 01:17:07,754 Well, l'm sure they have pIenty of rocks there. 1546 01:17:07,875 --> 01:17:09,394 - As a matter of fact, 1547 01:17:09,514 --> 01:17:12,553 it's where Leonardo first deduced 1548 01:17:12,674 --> 01:17:15,713 through the discovery of fossilized seashells 1549 01:17:15,834 --> 01:17:18,272 that the world was far older than originaIIy thought. 1550 01:17:18,393 --> 01:17:19,432 - Fascinating, fascinating. 1551 01:17:19,553 --> 01:17:20,672 - Good-bye. 1552 01:17:20,793 --> 01:17:22,351 - Fascinating. 1553 01:17:24,072 --> 01:17:28,591 l came across an intriguing painting by Courbet. 1554 01:17:28,712 --> 01:17:29,910 - The cliffs at Ornans. 1555 01:17:30,031 --> 01:17:31,391 - Yes, the sheer cliffs. 1556 01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:38,389 Bye-bye, son of a bitch. 1557 01:17:42,669 --> 01:17:44,588 Thank you. 1558 01:18:09,385 --> 01:18:10,344 - Joany. 1559 01:18:10,466 --> 01:18:11,385 - What? 1560 01:18:11,505 --> 01:18:12,464 Leave me alone. 1561 01:18:14,265 --> 01:18:15,384 You're always fucking filming. 1562 01:18:15,505 --> 01:18:17,223 What's your problem? 1563 01:18:34,502 --> 01:18:37,940 - Joany, what do you think ofthese boobs? 1564 01:18:40,461 --> 01:18:42,900 - Oh, God. 1565 01:18:43,021 --> 01:18:46,299 Oh, it's just outrageous. 1566 01:18:46,420 --> 01:18:47,379 - l don't agree, Jean. 1567 01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:48,739 I think it's a very powerful piece. 1568 01:18:48,860 --> 01:18:49,899 - What? 1569 01:18:50,020 --> 01:18:51,259 - Yeah. 1570 01:18:51,379 --> 01:18:52,819 You know, just Iike the way she's exposing 1571 01:18:52,939 --> 01:18:54,018 every part of her life, 1572 01:18:54,139 --> 01:18:57,657 like, physically and emotionally reveaIing herseIf. 1573 01:18:57,779 --> 01:18:59,217 - This is Elaine Proctor. It's her show. 1574 01:18:59,338 --> 01:19:01,338 The first time l saw her work, l was a little weirded out. 1575 01:19:01,458 --> 01:19:02,417 And then l thought, 1576 01:19:02,538 --> 01:19:04,417 "This is her art, and this is her vision, 1577 01:19:04,537 --> 01:19:05,936 and l really respect that." 1578 01:19:06,057 --> 01:19:07,896 - That's lovely, mate. 1579 01:19:08,017 --> 01:19:09,896 That's a nice picture, Art. - Oh, Iook, there's Art. 1580 01:19:10,017 --> 01:19:11,535 - Fantastic. Look this way, please, mate. 1581 01:19:11,656 --> 01:19:12,536 That's great. 1582 01:19:12,656 --> 01:19:14,455 - There's your ex-boss. - Oh, God. 1583 01:19:16,016 --> 01:19:17,015 - You got to admire the guy. 1584 01:19:17,135 --> 01:19:18,455 - Why? 1585 01:19:18,576 --> 01:19:19,535 - Well, he fires her. 1586 01:19:19,655 --> 01:19:21,014 He's trying to sue her, and here he is 1587 01:19:21,135 --> 01:19:22,774 in her gallery. 1588 01:19:22,895 --> 01:19:24,854 Hello, Art. 1589 01:19:24,974 --> 01:19:27,613 - lt's just- it's cheap sensationalism. 1590 01:19:27,734 --> 01:19:29,933 - lt's good. lt's very good. 1591 01:19:30,054 --> 01:19:32,812 - Jo, you don't know what you're talking about. 1592 01:19:36,093 --> 01:19:36,972 - Jo, darling. 1593 01:19:37,093 --> 01:19:38,371 Jo. 1594 01:19:44,932 --> 01:19:47,570 - So where the hell have you been? 1595 01:19:47,692 --> 01:19:49,050 Making art? 1596 01:19:49,171 --> 01:19:51,009 You couldn't even make a goddamn cake. 1597 01:19:51,130 --> 01:19:53,649 - A cake, Joany? 1598 01:19:53,770 --> 01:19:55,169 - Oh, you look incredible on-screen. 1599 01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:56,369 - You undersized little whore. 1600 01:19:56,490 --> 01:19:58,169 Stop fucking filming me. 1601 01:19:58,289 --> 01:19:59,928 - Are you a model? 1602 01:20:00,049 --> 01:20:02,408 - That's so tacky. 1603 01:20:02,529 --> 01:20:04,008 - Because l love you. 1604 01:20:04,129 --> 01:20:07,647 - You only love your fucking self. 1605 01:20:07,768 --> 01:20:08,847 - Matter of fact, yeah. 1606 01:20:08,968 --> 01:20:10,847 - l didn't recognize you with your clothes on. 1607 01:20:10,968 --> 01:20:12,406 - That's me. 1608 01:20:14,008 --> 01:20:15,566 - She's exploring pitiful timing. 1609 01:20:15,687 --> 01:20:16,926 - Beth? 1610 01:20:17,046 --> 01:20:18,726 Beth, hey. 1611 01:20:18,846 --> 01:20:20,245 l just wanted to say it's a fantastic- 1612 01:20:20,366 --> 01:20:22,125 - Not now, Jo. 1613 01:20:22,247 --> 01:20:23,925 You were saying? 1614 01:20:33,524 --> 01:20:34,523 - Dad, Dad! 1615 01:20:34,644 --> 01:20:36,283 Oh, l didn't know you were gonna come. 1616 01:20:36,404 --> 01:20:37,603 - Beth, what the hell is this? 1617 01:20:37,724 --> 01:20:38,683 l don't understand. 1618 01:20:38,804 --> 01:20:39,842 What is this supposed to be? 1619 01:20:39,963 --> 01:20:40,922 Your mother's in hysterics. 1620 01:20:41,043 --> 01:20:41,922 l've had to put her in a cab. 1621 01:20:42,043 --> 01:20:43,322 - Dad, this is art. 1622 01:20:43,443 --> 01:20:44,322 - Art? 1623 01:20:44,443 --> 01:20:46,801 How is this art? 1624 01:20:46,923 --> 01:20:49,201 lt's a goddamn porno movie 1625 01:20:49,322 --> 01:20:50,321 starring my daughter. 1626 01:20:50,442 --> 01:20:52,641 - Excuse me, sir. 1627 01:20:52,762 --> 01:20:55,480 l have to introduce Beth to somebody. 1628 01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:02,719 - l've been in this game a long time, Elaine, you know? 1629 01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:04,479 l could do with a break. 1630 01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:05,799 - You're stunning tonight. 1631 01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:06,799 - Thank you. 1632 01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:09,119 - And so are they. 1633 01:21:09,239 --> 01:21:10,878 - Do l still get my interest? 1634 01:21:13,398 --> 01:21:14,237 - You know what, Bob? 1635 01:21:14,358 --> 01:21:16,757 You can't have it every way. 1636 01:21:16,878 --> 01:21:18,077 - Why not? 1637 01:21:20,397 --> 01:21:23,196 - Put this on your head. 1638 01:21:23,317 --> 01:21:24,836 - Ew, you were just kissing someone else. 1639 01:21:24,957 --> 01:21:25,796 Don't come near me. 1640 01:21:27,836 --> 01:21:29,395 - Hey, can you hold them a sec, Jan? 1641 01:21:29,516 --> 01:21:30,595 Jan or "Yan"? 1642 01:21:30,716 --> 01:21:31,955 - Jan. - Jan. 1643 01:21:41,114 --> 01:21:43,834 - l wonder how she got aII this together. 1644 01:21:45,913 --> 01:21:47,513 - l'm backing her, Art. 1645 01:21:53,752 --> 01:21:55,151 - l mean, oh, my God, 1646 01:21:55,272 --> 01:21:57,471 l just thought he would jump at it immediately, you know. 1647 01:21:57,592 --> 01:21:58,751 - No, Picasso! 1648 01:21:58,872 --> 01:22:00,151 - Come back! 1649 01:22:00,272 --> 01:22:01,150 - Shit. - Shit. 1650 01:22:01,271 --> 01:22:03,390 - Hey, long time, no see. 1651 01:22:03,511 --> 01:22:04,590 Come to Daddy. 1652 01:22:04,711 --> 01:22:06,430 Hey, little puffsy-duffsy. 1653 01:22:06,551 --> 01:22:07,950 - Jo, come here. 1654 01:22:08,071 --> 01:22:09,949 Bob's got Picasso. 1655 01:22:10,070 --> 01:22:10,949 - Well, it's his dog. 1656 01:22:11,070 --> 01:22:13,149 - Well, just go get him for me, please? 1657 01:22:13,270 --> 01:22:14,469 - Why do l have to? - Please? 1658 01:22:14,589 --> 01:22:15,988 I'm sorry. l can't get him. 1659 01:22:16,109 --> 01:22:16,989 - Hello. 1660 01:22:17,109 --> 01:22:18,868 Come here. 1661 01:22:20,309 --> 01:22:21,468 - Hey, Bob. 1662 01:22:21,588 --> 01:22:23,507 - Aw. 1663 01:22:26,428 --> 01:22:27,667 - l'm sorry. 1664 01:22:27,788 --> 01:22:28,706 Jean wants the dog back. 1665 01:22:35,067 --> 01:22:36,866 Thank you. 1666 01:22:36,986 --> 01:22:39,745 - Mrs. Maclestone. 1667 01:22:39,866 --> 01:22:41,665 Mrs. Maclestone! 1668 01:22:41,786 --> 01:22:43,585 That's lovely. Just a couple of photos. 1669 01:22:43,705 --> 01:22:46,264 This way, towards this way, pIease, Mrs. MacIestone. 1670 01:22:46,385 --> 01:22:47,304 - This way, please. 1671 01:22:47,425 --> 01:22:48,423 - Lovely, yeah, group photo. 1672 01:22:48,545 --> 01:22:49,543 That's lovely, guys. 1673 01:22:51,504 --> 01:22:52,423 - Fucking floorboards! 1674 01:22:52,544 --> 01:22:53,863 - Mrs. Maclestone, this way, please. 1675 01:22:53,984 --> 01:22:56,623 That's fantastic. Smile, smiles all around. 1676 01:22:56,744 --> 01:22:57,863 Lovely. 1677 01:22:57,983 --> 01:23:00,062 Thank you, guys. That's great. 1678 01:23:00,183 --> 01:23:02,502 - And she just dropped me like a piece of shit. 1679 01:23:04,662 --> 01:23:05,661 - Try and get some sleep. 1680 01:23:05,782 --> 01:23:06,981 You look like shit. 1681 01:23:07,102 --> 01:23:08,021 - Oh, fuck off! 1682 01:23:08,142 --> 01:23:10,700 l don't need to hear that now! 1683 01:23:10,821 --> 01:23:12,500 - Great work. Fantastic. 1684 01:23:12,621 --> 01:23:13,780 - Thank you. 1685 01:23:13,901 --> 01:23:17,379 - l'm doing a show called "Deviant Mythology." 1686 01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:18,459 - Yes? 1687 01:23:18,581 --> 01:23:21,898 - And I wouId Iove to have your work in it. 1688 01:23:22,019 --> 01:23:23,339 - I'm sure I can work out something. 1689 01:23:24,499 --> 01:23:26,178 - Dewey. 1690 01:23:26,299 --> 01:23:28,018 - l'm going to kill myself. 1691 01:23:28,139 --> 01:23:31,097 - Oh, please. 1692 01:23:31,218 --> 01:23:34,217 - Love the show. 1693 01:23:34,338 --> 01:23:35,257 - And who are you? 1694 01:23:35,378 --> 01:23:36,896 - Rachel Leighton. Vanity Fair. 1695 01:23:37,017 --> 01:23:40,336 We'd love to do an article on you. 1696 01:23:40,457 --> 01:23:42,696 - We should talk. 1697 01:23:42,817 --> 01:23:43,855 - This isn't fair. 1698 01:23:43,976 --> 01:23:46,015 - Jesus fucking Christ! 1699 01:23:46,136 --> 01:23:47,934 You're a fucking narcissist, Elaine. 1700 01:23:48,056 --> 01:23:49,454 lt's all about you at the end of the day. 1701 01:23:49,576 --> 01:23:51,574 - Sure, it's about me. lt's a fucking self-portrait. 1702 01:23:51,695 --> 01:23:53,734 - You're just a self-absorbed, self-obsessed, 1703 01:23:53,855 --> 01:23:56,573 selfish, second-rate so-called artist. 1704 01:23:56,695 --> 01:23:58,573 You can't even draw a straight fucking line. 1705 01:23:58,694 --> 01:23:59,854 - Let's not get into this. 1706 01:23:59,974 --> 01:24:01,413 And anyway, l don't draw. l do video art. 1707 01:24:01,534 --> 01:24:02,733 - "l do video art." 1708 01:24:05,373 --> 01:24:08,292 Oh, my God. 1709 01:24:10,172 --> 01:24:12,251 - Oh, no. 1710 01:24:12,372 --> 01:24:13,371 Oh, my God. 1711 01:24:19,332 --> 01:24:21,370 Oh, no. 1712 01:24:21,491 --> 01:24:24,650 Oh, my God. 1713 01:24:24,771 --> 01:24:27,249 Dewey. 1714 01:24:33,089 --> 01:24:33,928 - Read it back. 1715 01:24:34,049 --> 01:24:36,048 - "Dear Mrs. Wezleman, 1716 01:24:36,169 --> 01:24:39,127 "you have to agree that to witness a magnolia warbler 1717 01:24:39,248 --> 01:24:41,686 "at this time of year is almost unheard of. 1718 01:24:41,808 --> 01:24:45,166 "So it is with great pIeasure l send you these photographs 1719 01:24:45,287 --> 01:24:49,766 l had specially taken for you of this rare event." 1720 01:24:49,887 --> 01:24:51,765 - Yes. 1721 01:24:51,886 --> 01:24:54,765 IncidentaIIy, on further consideration, 1722 01:24:54,886 --> 01:24:59,844 we think 10 miIIion would be a fair valuation 1723 01:24:59,965 --> 01:25:03,243 for your remarkable Lucien Freud. 1724 01:25:03,364 --> 01:25:04,363 Here. 1725 01:25:10,604 --> 01:25:12,803 Welcome aboard. 1726 01:25:18,042 --> 01:27:25,023 ♪ ♪ 1727 01:28:27,215 --> 01:28:34,893 ♪ ♪ 1728 01:28:42,972 --> 01:28:50,691 ♪ ♪