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"Family is where ours is
hope, where wings dream".
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- actual George W. Bush quote
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Hello, Brennan.
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I'm seeing the thing
with the lady
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I'll be back around 11.
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- Goodbye, mom.
- Goodbye, Brennan.
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Raise your hips.
Very good. And stop them there.
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Come on, I'm going to the conference.
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- Did you leave money for pizza?
- There are 20 on the table in the corridor.
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Don't ask for paid movies.
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- What if I want wings?
- You don't need them!
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"It's not enough for me, dad!"
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The RT implant...
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...is the hearing aid
more advanced...
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...due to its sound processing
via the speech processor.
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But the most exciting development...
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...is the external processor
that fits directly over the ear...
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...which eliminates the need for
put your face between those breasts.
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Sorry, I just got lost.
And this never happens to me.
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I'm Robert and I play racquetball,
I collect coins.
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My God!
I love Korean food.
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I'm Nancy Huff.
I know how to make tandoori chicken.
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I contribute to public radio...
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...and I love cinema
by Rob Reiner.
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Pilates changed my life.
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I have a yacht, I want to retire
and travel the world.
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- I love the sea!
- I drive a Mercedes...
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...and I have a 40 year old son
who lives at home.
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- What did you say?
- I knew I shouldn't tell you.
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My son Brennan, 39 years old...
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...he still lives at home with me.
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I would like to thank you...
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...for accompanying us
on this fantastic and wonderful day.
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And I would like to raise my glass.
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Dale and I want to give you
welcome to our home.
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- Get a room, dad!
- Oh, my God!
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As you know, my youngest son,
Derek, he couldn't be here...
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...for an important fishing trip.
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But my other son, Brennan,
He was going to move into his own house...
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...but he was recently fired
from his work at PetSmart...
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...so he will live with us.
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"They didn't fire me,
They cut the staff!
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You don't understand the difference.
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I didn't want salmon!
I said it four times!
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This wedding is a fiasco!
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Someone is very quiet back there.
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I'm not going to call him dad.
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Brennan, you're 39 years old.
I don't expect you to call him dad.
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Well, I'm never going to call him dad.
Not even if there is a fire!
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Robert better
don't bother me...
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...because I knocked down the son of a bitch.
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Oh my God, Brennan.
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I'm just saying you should consider
all options.
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I know you're technically married...
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...but that doesn't mean
that they have to live here.
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Come on, I think it's time
of a change for both of us.
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Dad, we are men.
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That means several things.
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We like to shit with the door open.
We talk about sex.
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We take trips to floating casinos.
We make jerky.
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That's what we do.
And you ruined all that!
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We have never done any
of those things.
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Where did you study medicine?
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He went to Northwestern and Johns Hopkins.
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- Do they seem good to you?
- No, they're not fine.
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They are very prestigious schools.
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I smoked weed
with Johnny Hopkins.
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You don't know
to no Johnny Hopkins.
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We were Johnny Hopkins
and Sloan Kettering...
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...and they smoked that stuff every day.
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There's a situation for you, dad.
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Suppose Nancy
He sees me coming out of the shower...
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...and decides to jump at me.
I look good.
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I have my "V" of chest hairs
to the "afro" of my balls.
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And she looks at me carefully and says:
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"My God.
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I already fucked the big male,
"Now I want the little bull."
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- And he grabs me by the sausage.
-Shut your mouth!
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- Come out, Brennan.
- I'm fine here.
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You've already arrived.
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you look beautiful
with your moving clothes.
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-How was it?
- Easy.
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The movers did everything.
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Where is Brennan?
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It's still in the car.
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- It was a difficult trip.
- Robert, why so much fuss?
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- Hello, Don.
- Is she your wife, Nancy?
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- Here I am, Don.
- I can go this afternoon...
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- ...and touch your face?
- Clear.
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- Thank you. Good luck.
- See you, Don.
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Let's go, Cinnamon.
Follow me, Cinnamon.
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Follow me! Cinnamon!
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Cinnamon!
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Hello, Dale.
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Hello, Nancy. "Will you make me a sandwich?"
of melted cheese?
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- Of course.
- No.
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Give him something to eat. It's testing you
to see what he can ask of you.
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- I see.
- I'm hungry.
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Look at your right hand.
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- I don't care at all.
- No.
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STEP-BROTHERS
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Hello.
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I'm Brennan.
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I'm Dale.
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But you have to call me Dragon.
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You have to call me
Nighthawk.
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Brennan.
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Don't do that.
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You already have enough ketchup.
Please, Dale.
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- I like it.
- Enough.
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Come on, I don't know if...
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You might want to try this.
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I prepare a sauce, we call it
"the elaborate sauce"...
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For me.
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...which Brennan really likes
with their chicken sandwiches.
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- It's my elaborate sauce.
-When Brennan is done...
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...I'll give you some...
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It's a ketchup mix.
and mayonnaise, so...
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It's delicious.
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- I want some elaborate sauce.
- Yes.
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- I'm not done yet.
- It seems good.
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- Can I try it?
- Clear.
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- Clear.
- I'm using it.
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- Good. Let him...
- Do you want to try it, Dale?
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- ...let him try a little.
- Yes, I would like some.
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Just one more tablespoon.
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I think you already have
Enough, Brennan.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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It's ketchup and mayonnaise.
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- I don't like. It smells strange.
- I'll try a little.
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- Do you want some?
- Clear.
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You don't care, do you Brennan?
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- I don't feel comfortable...
- No problem.
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It probably doesn't taste good
with fish.
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My dad is the king of the castle, so
If he wants to try the sauce, he should...
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- No. It's okay, Dale.
- Let him prepare it himself.
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You know what?
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Today, while you were driving...
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...Dale told me that
He is a kung fu fan...
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...and I told him that you are too.
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I have a green belt.
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- What do you think about that?
- I don't believe in belts.
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There should be no grades
for hardness.
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But once I fought with a giraffe
with his hands and ended up on the ground.
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Not true, Dale.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Dale, what have you been working on?
recently?
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Well...
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...I manage a baseball team.
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- Little league?
- Fantasy league.
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Take a photo of me.
They last longer.
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Stop being so hostile, Dale.
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I didn't stay
looking at me.
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What about you, Brennan?
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I know you worked at PetSmart.
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- That's right, Mr. Doback.
- Call me Robert.
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- Right, Robin.
- Robert.
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Robert.
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Honestly, Brennan is a
very talented person.
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He has a great gift for singing.
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- I'm very, very good.
- How good?
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They have called me the bird
singer of my generation.
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People who have heard me.
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That good.
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The only problem is that Brennan...
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...let very few people
I heard him sing. So...
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I'm your mom, for example,
and I've only heard him sing twice.
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How curious,
because I sing too.
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And I'm going to sing now.
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If you want to get off
To these hairy balls
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- Hey!
- Why don't you go for it?
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It's a sex party
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- Enough.
- Why don't you lick this little thing?
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Enough, Dale! Enough!
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How cute. I remember when I took
my first beer.
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The last time I heard that...
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...I laughed so much that I fell
of my dinosaur.
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Stop it, okay?
Let's calm down.
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Yeah, Brennan, it's okay.
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Hey.
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- Excellent, Dale.
-He started it.
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Look, you know what? Boys.
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Sleeping arrangements.
It's going to be different...
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...because Dale refuses
to leave your office with the battery...
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...so, Brennan, you and Dale
They are going to share a room.
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- But it's only temporary.
- Mom, we don't talk about this.
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It's going to be an exciting adventure.
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Do you want to show him the room?
Show him where to put his things.
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- How kind. Thank you.
- Good night, Nancy.
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Hey, I like to have
lots of fresh fruit in the house...
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...and the pancakes
with chocolate chips, yes?
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- Write it down.
- Show him his room.
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She's the mom now, so...
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Good night, mom.
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- Good evening, Mr. Doback.
- Good night.
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A few basic rules
about the house.
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If you like certain foods...
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...give them your name
or they will end up in the trash.
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I'll throw them away.
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The house was built in 1825
by General Custer.
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I want to show you this room.
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Wait.
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- Do you see this room?
- Yes.
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I'll explain to you.
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This is my office
and my rhythm laboratory.
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And this is the only rule
of the house:
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Never, never, never ever...
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...play my drums.
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- Do you understand?
- Don't let him come in and...
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- Don't touch her!
- Okay!
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That's right. You saw an angry six there.
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You don't want to see a 10.
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Grab your things.
Let's go to my room.
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My life?
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I found some islands
for after New Zealand.
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Marvelous.
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You know what?
I wanted to ask you:
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Why did Dale never leave?
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Dale has taken advantage
of my achievements.
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I left university...
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...because I wanted to enter
to the family business.
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- But you are a doctor.
- I've already told you.
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But he always says:
"The important thing is who you know."
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I don't know why you believe
that everything is owed to him.
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Maybe it was because of the death of his mother.
And Brennan?
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From what you tell me...
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...his younger brother,
Derek, he's very successful.
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When I separated from his father,
It was difficult for him.
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And once, when Brennan
I was 17 and Derek was 14...
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...Brennan decided to enter
to a talent contest.
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Sang a song
of a pirate musical work.
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But Derek and his soccer friends
They replaced the choir and sang:
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"Brennan has a vagina."
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�Brennan has a vagina!
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Finally, the public and some
of the cruelest dads...
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...they started singing:
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"Brennan has a vagina."
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And I have to admit
that even I sang a little.
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Since that day,
Brennan has never sung again.
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Derek won the contest
pretending to sing "Ice, Ice Baby."
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- It's an excellent song.
- That's right.
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Hey, are you awake?
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Yes.
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I just want you to know that I hate you.
And my dad too.
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It's okay.
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Because, you know what?
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00:15:53,854 --> 00:15:56,021
I hate you too.
247
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:59,567
And this house is shit.
248
00:15:59,734 --> 00:16:01,819
The only reason
why you live here...
249
00:16:01,987 --> 00:16:05,614
...my dad and I decided
that your mom was very sexy...
250
00:16:05,782 --> 00:16:08,367
...and maybe both
we should fuck it.
251
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,786
And meanwhile,
we put up with the moron.
252
00:16:11,288 --> 00:16:13,789
-Who is the moron?
- You.
253
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,709
- Don't say that!
- Shut up!
254
00:16:16,877 --> 00:16:19,086
If you wake up my dad,
You will make me punish myself.
255
00:16:19,629 --> 00:16:21,046
Shut up and that's it.
256
00:16:21,298 --> 00:16:24,133
You and your mom are ignorant.
257
00:16:24,301 --> 00:16:29,138
- This is a house of learned doctors.
- You are not a doctor.
258
00:16:29,514 --> 00:16:32,099
You are a big asshole,
fat, curly hair.
259
00:16:32,976 --> 00:16:35,477
Oh yes?
260
00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:37,646
Am I a curly-haired asshole?
261
00:16:37,814 --> 00:16:39,481
You better not fall asleep.
262
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:43,319
When you close your eyes,
I'm going to hit you in the face.
263
00:16:43,486 --> 00:16:45,863
I hope you sleep without turning around...
264
00:16:46,031 --> 00:16:49,116
...because I'm going to put you
a mousetrap between the legs.
265
00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:51,619
I'm going to grab the cover
of a cushion...
266
00:16:51,786 --> 00:16:55,164
...I'm going to fill it with soaps
and I'm going to break your whole face.
267
00:16:59,002 --> 00:17:01,503
I want you to get out of my house.
268
00:17:01,671 --> 00:17:04,757
Impossible, Kemo Sabe.
269
00:17:04,925 --> 00:17:07,509
Now it's my home.
270
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:12,181
What do you think of my boat?
271
00:17:12,349 --> 00:17:14,433
I wish we could
retire now.
272
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,518
Soon.
273
00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:29,365
My God, how cold!
274
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:33,285
Does anyone hear me? Help!
275
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,677
I LOVE METHAMPHETAMINE
276
00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:22,167
Go to hell, Dale!
Go to hell!
277
00:18:38,018 --> 00:18:41,103
- Why are you sweating?
- I was watching Police.
278
00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:43,647
You should not put your feet on the sofa.
279
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,298
Hey, man.
280
00:19:10,091 --> 00:19:11,300
Did you play my drums?
281
00:19:13,803 --> 00:19:15,721
Well how strange...
282
00:19:17,348 --> 00:19:20,350
...because definitely
It seems like someone touched my drums.
283
00:19:20,643 --> 00:19:23,562
Yes, how strange.
Because I didn't touch her.
284
00:19:24,064 --> 00:19:27,274
- Did you play my drums?
- Leave me alone!
285
00:19:27,442 --> 00:19:31,236
I know you touched my baton!
The left is chipped!
286
00:19:32,447 --> 00:19:33,906
Are you crazy, friend?
287
00:19:34,074 --> 00:19:37,993
You sound crazy!
They should give you medicine.
288
00:19:38,161 --> 00:19:40,662
Fuck you, Brennan!
I know you touched my drums...
289
00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:42,539
...and I want you to admit it.
290
00:19:42,707 --> 00:19:45,584
Get out of front of me
or I'm going to hit you!
291
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:48,253
"Swear me for your mom"
that you didn't touch it!
292
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,882
- I don't have to swear anything!
- You played my drums, because...
293
00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:54,093
...Police starts at four!
294
00:19:57,138 --> 00:20:00,307
- Where are you going?
- I'm going upstairs.
295
00:20:00,475 --> 00:20:04,186
"I'm going to put my scrotum
in your battery! Already?
296
00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:07,606
Don't do that! I warn you:
297
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:12,402
�If you touch my drums,
I stuck a knife in your neck!
298
00:20:12,821 --> 00:20:16,907
�If you enter the room,
I'm going to go crazy!
299
00:20:17,075 --> 00:20:18,700
I will pass it everywhere.
300
00:20:19,077 --> 00:20:21,120
�Pito P�rez combs
wealthy drums!
301
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,831
I swear to God! No!
302
00:20:33,216 --> 00:20:34,424
I warned you!
303
00:20:34,759 --> 00:20:37,886
�There is a rule in
the house and you broke it!
304
00:20:48,064 --> 00:20:49,690
"I didn't touch"
your damn battery!
305
00:20:53,528 --> 00:20:54,736
I'm prediabetic!
306
00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:03,662
Bastard! "I'm going to get my balls dirty."
in your mom's face!
307
00:21:05,748 --> 00:21:06,748
Come here!
308
00:21:12,003 --> 00:21:15,339
I'm going to kill you!
Son of a bitch! Damn moron!
309
00:21:16,215 --> 00:21:17,966
Your battery is a bitch!
310
00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:20,344
I passed the "tea bag" to your battery!
311
00:21:20,511 --> 00:21:23,889
�My battery is male,
so you're gay, asshole!
312
00:21:24,223 --> 00:21:26,350
I'm going to kill you!
313
00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:29,186
I think soon
will become generic.
314
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:31,730
- Line three.
- Thanks, Miles.
315
00:21:31,939 --> 00:21:33,190
Yes?
316
00:21:34,859 --> 00:21:37,402
Jules? Wait, what's happening?
317
00:21:39,238 --> 00:21:43,075
- Back.
- You played my drums, son of a bitch.
318
00:21:43,409 --> 00:21:46,662
Enough! Enough!
319
00:21:47,580 --> 00:21:50,916
- Rape! Rape!
- Enough! Enough!
320
00:21:51,334 --> 00:21:53,085
- Stay out of it, Nancy.
- Enough already!
321
00:21:53,961 --> 00:21:56,421
- My God, you're hurting him.
- No, Nancy!
322
00:21:56,964 --> 00:21:59,966
Cinnamon! Enough!
323
00:22:00,134 --> 00:22:03,220
"My mom is being devoured by
a dog, and I can't do anything!
324
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,097
- The story has...
- Excuse me.
325
00:22:05,264 --> 00:22:07,891
Doctor Doback, it's for you.
I think it's urgent.
326
00:22:08,851 --> 00:22:11,269
�They are like animals!
I can't stop them!
327
00:22:11,437 --> 00:22:13,939
Stop screaming.
Please, I'm going there.
328
00:22:14,107 --> 00:22:18,485
It seems that my son and my stepson
They are fighting.
329
00:22:20,279 --> 00:22:21,780
Family problems, right?
330
00:22:22,115 --> 00:22:25,909
I don't like to talk about lives
of others behind their backs.
331
00:22:26,744 --> 00:22:28,370
Do you know that no one likes you?
332
00:22:28,705 --> 00:22:32,416
Rape!
Rape!
333
00:22:36,295 --> 00:22:37,462
What the hell is happening?
334
00:22:37,630 --> 00:22:39,881
Robert! They don't want...!
335
00:22:40,174 --> 00:22:42,092
- Enough! Enough!
- Dale, what...?
336
00:22:42,343 --> 00:22:44,219
"Don't get involved, dad!"
337
00:22:52,645 --> 00:22:55,230
What the fuck...?
338
00:22:59,527 --> 00:23:01,403
Someone came out to breathe.
339
00:23:02,321 --> 00:23:03,905
- I still hate you.
- And I you.
340
00:23:04,657 --> 00:23:06,158
What power. It's pure power.
341
00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:07,951
What are you doing? �It is the
Shark Week!
342
00:23:08,144 --> 00:23:09,269
Here's the thing:
343
00:23:09,437 --> 00:23:13,148
Number one: they are going to fix the wall
right now.
344
00:23:13,316 --> 00:23:16,652
Number two: they are one month old
to find work or leave.
345
00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:19,488
�I'm going to arrange interviews
for Monday and they are going!
346
00:23:19,656 --> 00:23:23,492
Dad, why are you talking to me like that?
I am your son.
347
00:23:23,660 --> 00:23:25,160
Stop the nonsense!
348
00:23:25,495 --> 00:23:29,164
Today I saw my own son
use a bicycle as a weapon.
349
00:23:29,332 --> 00:23:32,084
You screamed "rape" at the top of your lungs.
350
00:23:32,252 --> 00:23:36,588
Mom, I really believed
that he was going to rape me.
351
00:23:36,756 --> 00:23:39,258
I had a look
very crazy in the eyes.
352
00:23:39,426 --> 00:23:41,927
And at one point he said: "Let's hit it."
353
00:23:42,303 --> 00:23:45,139
I was talking about the fight.
I'm not a rapist!
354
00:23:45,306 --> 00:23:47,099
Look, I didn't touch your drums.
355
00:23:47,267 --> 00:23:52,396
I saw with my own eyes
your testicles playing my drums.
356
00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:55,107
Now, it's over!
357
00:23:55,316 --> 00:23:59,069
I have no choice.
No television for a week.
358
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,362
- What?
- What?
359
00:24:00,530 --> 00:24:02,656
- We're serious.
- You're high!
360
00:24:02,824 --> 00:24:04,032
Are you crazy?
361
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,035
This goes in the safe
and there it stays.
362
00:24:09,205 --> 00:24:12,875
- This house is a prison!
- From the planet Pendejada!
363
00:24:13,042 --> 00:24:16,295
�In the galaxy
This is Damn!
364
00:24:46,743 --> 00:24:49,912
hello! Aunt Carol!
365
00:24:51,539 --> 00:24:55,250
- Hey.
- You can't catch me.
366
00:24:59,964 --> 00:25:03,008
I grabbed you.
367
00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:10,682
Aunt Carol is on fire!
368
00:25:27,659 --> 00:25:29,451
Where did you learn that?
I'm still sore.
369
00:25:29,619 --> 00:25:32,371
- That's just the main...
- My God.
370
00:25:32,622 --> 00:25:36,041
- No. What happened?
- What...?
371
00:25:36,584 --> 00:25:38,085
My God!
372
00:25:38,795 --> 00:25:42,297
Maybe Dale left the door open
and raccoons came in.
373
00:25:42,465 --> 00:25:44,883
Nancy? Your bag was
in the freezer?
374
00:25:45,426 --> 00:25:47,886
Yes. It was Brennan.
375
00:25:48,054 --> 00:25:51,557
He is a sleepwalker and always puts my bag
in the freezer.
376
00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:53,350
Dale is also a sleepwalker.
377
00:25:53,518 --> 00:25:55,978
- Are you kidding me?
- No. Look in the oven.
378
00:25:57,397 --> 00:26:00,274
- What's up...? Sofa cushions?
- Sofa cushions.
379
00:26:00,441 --> 00:26:01,900
Yes, Dale.
380
00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:05,028
Come on.
381
00:26:05,572 --> 00:26:08,073
- No problem.
- It's very hard.
382
00:26:08,241 --> 00:26:09,449
Everything is going to be fine.
383
00:26:09,617 --> 00:26:13,120
They're going to get jobs,
They will leave in a month.
384
00:26:19,836 --> 00:26:20,836
Boys.
385
00:26:23,256 --> 00:26:26,049
- Boys!
- I'm going to kill you, Leonard Nimoy!
386
00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:28,260
The clown doesn't have a penis.
387
00:26:28,970 --> 00:26:30,971
What kind of dreams
are they having?
388
00:26:31,139 --> 00:26:32,723
It's 12:30.
389
00:26:32,890 --> 00:26:35,642
Brennan, your brother
He's coming today, get up.
390
00:26:35,810 --> 00:26:37,144
- Today?
- Yes.
391
00:26:37,312 --> 00:26:40,606
- Shit.
- What do you have?
392
00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:43,567
my little brother
He's even more of a bastard than you.
393
00:26:44,152 --> 00:26:46,612
May it turn out perfect for us this time.
394
00:26:46,779 --> 00:26:51,241
And one, and two, and one, two, three four.
395
00:27:10,595 --> 00:27:13,930
Tommy, you're the oldest.
I'm counting on you.
396
00:27:25,902 --> 00:27:28,945
Good vibrato.
Well, Alice, come on.
397
00:27:31,324 --> 00:27:33,575
Out of tune Very out of tune.
398
00:27:33,743 --> 00:27:36,578
You don't even look good when you sing.
399
00:27:36,746 --> 00:27:38,538
It's the worst thing I've ever heard.
400
00:27:38,706 --> 00:27:41,958
I pay 1,200 dollars a week
in voice classes for this?
401
00:27:42,126 --> 00:27:43,752
I'm going to save her with this alone.
402
00:27:45,338 --> 00:27:47,255
I am Derek
And I can sing that loud
403
00:27:47,423 --> 00:27:49,180
And I can sing loudly
404
00:27:58,935 --> 00:28:00,310
My God!
405
00:28:14,951 --> 00:28:18,161
It made us sad
that they couldn't come to the wedding.
406
00:28:18,329 --> 00:28:19,996
- But we understand.
- Yes.
407
00:28:20,164 --> 00:28:22,082
you were busy
fishing with Mark Cuban.
408
00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:24,251
It wasn't just the Cubans.
409
00:28:24,419 --> 00:28:27,796
There was Chris Daughtry,
Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay.
410
00:28:27,964 --> 00:28:30,048
It was crazy.
It was almost too much.
411
00:28:30,216 --> 00:28:31,550
my god,
how impressive.
412
00:28:31,718 --> 00:28:34,052
We were in the Gulf,
fishing nice.
413
00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:37,180
Have you ever seen it happen
the shoal of bonito?
414
00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:39,141
They say it's impressive.
415
00:28:39,308 --> 00:28:41,852
- It's lovely.
- Are the pretty ones big?
416
00:28:43,312 --> 00:28:44,312
What?
417
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,481
Don't interrupt
when he is telling something.
418
00:28:46,649 --> 00:28:49,151
- It's okay, Robert.
- I asked him about the story.
419
00:28:49,318 --> 00:28:52,320
- What's wrong with this guy?
- I don't know, son. It's okay.
420
00:28:52,488 --> 00:28:56,116
Well, they are what they call
trophy fish.
421
00:28:56,284 --> 00:28:59,953
So yes, they are pretty big.
422
00:29:00,288 --> 00:29:01,580
Sorry.
423
00:29:03,958 --> 00:29:05,709
In the end.
424
00:29:06,627 --> 00:29:09,087
Sorry, I forgot what I was going to say.
425
00:29:09,255 --> 00:29:10,464
Damn it, Dale!
426
00:29:10,631 --> 00:29:11,840
- No...
- Robert.
427
00:29:12,008 --> 00:29:13,216
- What?
- What? I asked him.
428
00:29:13,384 --> 00:29:16,094
No, he can talk too.
It's okay.
429
00:29:16,262 --> 00:29:18,138
I asked twice
not to interrupt.
430
00:29:18,306 --> 00:29:22,100
Don't be mad at Dale for ruining
the story, and perhaps the evening.
431
00:29:22,268 --> 00:29:24,394
It's okay.
I have many anecdotes.
432
00:29:24,562 --> 00:29:27,856
- Derek, that's for sure. That's for sure.
- Yes.
433
00:29:28,024 --> 00:29:31,651
- Guilty of knowing many anecdotes.
- You are impressive.
434
00:29:32,528 --> 00:29:34,571
Please.
I love talking to you.
435
00:29:35,615 --> 00:29:38,450
From the other side of the room.
I feel sympathy.
436
00:29:38,618 --> 00:29:42,704
You and me. You are my new stepfather.
You are incredible!
437
00:29:43,039 --> 00:29:47,000
- I've never heard you laugh like that.
- Why are you acting so strange?
438
00:29:47,168 --> 00:29:49,586
By the way, where is it?
My brother, Brennan?
439
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:02,265
You were right about your brother.
He's an idiot.
440
00:30:02,433 --> 00:30:03,934
I told you.
441
00:30:04,101 --> 00:30:05,727
You know what?
I still hate you...
442
00:30:05,895 --> 00:30:08,563
...but you have an incredible collection
of magazines.
443
00:30:08,731 --> 00:30:11,274
Yes, I have from the 70s, 80s and 90s.
444
00:30:12,276 --> 00:30:14,736
It's like masturbating
in a time machine.
445
00:30:15,112 --> 00:30:18,949
I think for the summer
2010 we will be able to set sail.
446
00:30:19,116 --> 00:30:21,993
But I think about it
every day of my life.
447
00:30:22,161 --> 00:30:24,412
One question:
why wait two years?
448
00:30:24,580 --> 00:30:28,083
- I need to earn more money.
- Look, I understand you.
449
00:30:28,251 --> 00:30:31,127
But what if I could sell...
450
00:30:31,295 --> 00:30:33,046
...this house for 30% more
of its value?
451
00:30:33,214 --> 00:30:36,716
- It would be excellent. Could you really?
- In a second, Robbie.
452
00:30:36,884 --> 00:30:40,178
I got my license
of real estate just in case.
453
00:30:40,388 --> 00:30:44,432
I would do it for 80% of my commission.
Do you know what makes me stop?
454
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:45,892
Help my friends.
455
00:30:46,060 --> 00:30:48,895
- It would be fantastic. My God.
-Yes?
456
00:30:49,063 --> 00:30:51,398
- No. It would be great, brother.
- Brilliant.
457
00:30:51,566 --> 00:30:53,191
Come on.
458
00:30:54,861 --> 00:30:58,530
And what would happen to Dale and Brennan?
They still don't have jobs.
459
00:30:58,698 --> 00:31:01,116
Change the disk now.
460
00:31:01,450 --> 00:31:03,118
Fabulous!
461
00:31:04,620 --> 00:31:07,914
Robert, don't talk to me like that
in front of my son.
462
00:31:08,082 --> 00:31:11,418
we are talking
of our dream, the boat. Please!
463
00:31:11,586 --> 00:31:15,463
Yes, it is our dream,
but all in due time.
464
00:31:15,631 --> 00:31:19,175
I'm just saying that
think about it, okay? That's all.
465
00:31:19,343 --> 00:31:22,512
Damn, triplets.
466
00:31:23,264 --> 00:31:25,307
It's true, three is good company.
467
00:31:25,474 --> 00:31:27,517
- You can see a lot of hair.
- Careful.
468
00:31:27,685 --> 00:31:29,811
Be careful with that.
You're wrinkling it.
469
00:31:30,104 --> 00:31:33,064
It is a collector's magazine.
It's worth a lot of money.
470
00:31:33,399 --> 00:31:34,482
What's up, faggots?
471
00:31:34,650 --> 00:31:37,861
Aren't you going to come down and say hello?
Why, idiot?
472
00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:39,070
Hi, Derek.
473
00:31:39,238 --> 00:31:42,157
Calm down. I was joking.
474
00:31:42,658 --> 00:31:45,285
I love this.
475
00:31:45,453 --> 00:31:47,037
What is your problem?
476
00:31:47,330 --> 00:31:50,624
My problem? I don't know,
I don't have a problem.
477
00:31:50,791 --> 00:31:53,001
I have the opposite of a problem.
478
00:31:53,169 --> 00:31:55,712
Won more than 550,000
last year. And you?
479
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,381
- It's not all about money.
- No, that's right.
480
00:31:58,549 --> 00:32:00,634
But some things do...
481
00:32:00,801 --> 00:32:02,844
...and I made a lot of money
last year.
482
00:32:03,012 --> 00:32:04,512
I am vice president...
483
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:08,350
...from the rental company
of helicopters in the west.
484
00:32:08,517 --> 00:32:11,478
I haven't eaten a carbohydrate
since 2004.
485
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,940
Look at this. Do you see these guys?
486
00:32:15,107 --> 00:32:16,441
I live with this.
487
00:32:16,609 --> 00:32:19,110
Every day I put expensive soap on them
in the shower
488
00:32:19,278 --> 00:32:21,947
Do you want to touch these bad boys?
489
00:32:22,698 --> 00:32:25,867
- Not by chance.
- Do you want something?
490
00:32:26,035 --> 00:32:27,827
I promised to offer you a job.
491
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,914
I told mom it was going to be
your Christmas gift.
492
00:32:31,082 --> 00:32:32,958
I will never work for you.
493
00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:34,292
I don't mind.
494
00:32:34,460 --> 00:32:37,921
The truth is, I smoked weed in the car...
495
00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:40,048
...so I feel
a little dizzy.
496
00:32:40,216 --> 00:32:42,258
Do you understand me?
What do you have, friend?
497
00:32:42,885 --> 00:32:44,552
What are you looking at, Kemo Sabe?
498
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,054
You...
499
00:32:46,389 --> 00:32:48,723
You want to hit me.
500
00:32:49,266 --> 00:32:54,187
You want to hit me, but you're not going to.
Do you want to hit me too?
501
00:32:54,355 --> 00:32:57,107
It seems that both
They want to hit me in the face.
502
00:32:57,274 --> 00:32:59,401
It shows. Why don't they do it?
503
00:32:59,568 --> 00:33:01,194
Hit me in the face.
504
00:33:01,362 --> 00:33:02,988
Hit me in the damn face!
505
00:33:09,745 --> 00:33:12,288
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, my shoulder!
506
00:33:12,456 --> 00:33:13,707
It was incredible.
507
00:33:13,874 --> 00:33:15,875
"Mom"!
508
00:33:16,043 --> 00:33:18,420
You know what's good
for shoulder pain?
509
00:33:18,587 --> 00:33:20,880
- What?
- Lick my anus.
510
00:33:21,048 --> 00:33:22,841
Exactly!
511
00:33:24,385 --> 00:33:26,136
- Thank you, mom and Bobby.
- Clear.
512
00:33:26,303 --> 00:33:29,639
Out of the moron I tried
After hitting me, it was a pleasant evening.
513
00:33:29,807 --> 00:33:33,226
- It was a pleasure, son.
- Why did you call him son?
514
00:33:33,394 --> 00:33:34,602
Don't start.
515
00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:37,605
Goodbye, guys. I will review the actions
that you mentioned.
516
00:33:37,773 --> 00:33:38,773
Sorry.
517
00:33:38,941 --> 00:33:42,444
- Hello, I'm Alice, Derek's wife.
- Hello.
518
00:33:42,611 --> 00:33:46,072
�It's true that you hit Derek
and he fell?
519
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,741
Yes. He asked me.
520
00:33:47,908 --> 00:33:50,201
It's the most incredible thing I've ever heard.
521
00:33:50,369 --> 00:33:51,953
I want you to know
that tonight...
522
00:33:52,121 --> 00:33:55,665
...I'm going to give myself pleasure
with the image of you hitting him.
523
00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:57,459
Do you understand me?
524
00:33:57,626 --> 00:33:59,252
Masturbate.
525
00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:01,087
It's true.
526
00:34:01,255 --> 00:34:02,922
Oh, Dale.
527
00:34:03,090 --> 00:34:08,094
You are something special.
528
00:34:09,346 --> 00:34:10,805
You are special too.
529
00:34:10,973 --> 00:34:14,476
I want to turn you into a ball
and put you in my vagina.
530
00:34:15,311 --> 00:34:19,397
You can live there.
It is warm and cozy.
531
00:34:19,565 --> 00:34:20,648
In your vagina?
532
00:34:20,816 --> 00:34:24,277
I want to walk with you in there
and know...
533
00:34:24,445 --> 00:34:26,946
...that whenever it feels ticklish
or a scrape...
534
00:34:27,114 --> 00:34:30,450
...it's your hair in my vagina.
535
00:34:30,618 --> 00:34:32,660
Please do it for me.
536
00:34:32,953 --> 00:34:34,329
What's wrong?
537
00:34:36,499 --> 00:34:38,333
Kiss me.
538
00:34:41,670 --> 00:34:44,839
I already know. It's too much.
539
00:34:45,174 --> 00:34:47,425
It's too much.
540
00:34:50,513 --> 00:34:53,139
I hate my life, Dale.
541
00:34:53,516 --> 00:34:56,768
I hate my life. I don't have anyone
who to talk to.
542
00:34:56,936 --> 00:34:58,895
- You seemed fine.
- Please.
543
00:34:59,063 --> 00:35:00,980
My life, get ready!
544
00:35:01,232 --> 00:35:04,776
Dane Cook, on TV,
20 minutes. Let's go!
545
00:35:04,944 --> 00:35:08,321
I'm coming, sweetheart!
I'm just talking to Dale.
546
00:35:08,489 --> 00:35:11,032
This is stupid.
547
00:35:12,118 --> 00:35:13,451
Call me.
548
00:35:13,619 --> 00:35:16,871
- I love you.
- OK.
549
00:35:23,003 --> 00:35:25,463
- What did he want?
- What?
550
00:35:25,965 --> 00:35:29,384
Nothing. Who?
551
00:35:30,386 --> 00:35:31,386
Alice.
552
00:35:31,554 --> 00:35:35,598
We were just talking.
It wasn't about sex or anything.
553
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,977
I can't believe
that you hit Derek.
554
00:35:39,145 --> 00:35:41,771
I already know. Did you see the face he made?
555
00:35:41,939 --> 00:35:44,858
- It was great.
- Look.
556
00:35:45,234 --> 00:35:48,027
I know we started
as enemies.
557
00:35:48,404 --> 00:35:50,905
But after that act of courage...
558
00:35:51,073 --> 00:35:54,200
...what did you prove
against the one they call Derek...
559
00:35:54,743 --> 00:35:59,080
...maybe someday
we can become friends.
560
00:35:59,915 --> 00:36:03,626
Friends who ride
on majestic steeds...
561
00:36:03,794 --> 00:36:06,963
...shooting flaming arrows
over Hemdale Bridge.
562
00:36:07,923 --> 00:36:11,134
I would follow you into the mists
of Avalon, if that's what you mean.
563
00:36:11,594 --> 00:36:14,637
I'll show you something
that only three people have seen?
564
00:36:19,101 --> 00:36:21,102
Open your eyes.
565
00:36:22,688 --> 00:36:24,814
Do you see that black spot on the leaf?
566
00:36:24,982 --> 00:36:26,774
- Yes.
- Look closely.
567
00:36:26,942 --> 00:36:29,444
- It's a fairly recognizable signature.
- No.
568
00:36:29,612 --> 00:36:32,030
Randy Jackson
from American Idol.
569
00:36:32,198 --> 00:36:35,366
Why do you have his signature?
in a martial arts weapon?
570
00:36:35,534 --> 00:36:37,952
Because I ran into him
and he only had the sword...
571
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,914
...and you have to ask for his autograph, right?
572
00:36:41,290 --> 00:36:43,458
I would have done the same.
573
00:36:44,752 --> 00:36:47,587
Do you want to see something cool?
574
00:36:47,755 --> 00:36:49,881
- Clear.
-Turn off the lights.
575
00:36:52,134 --> 00:36:55,678
Night vision lenses
industrial power.
576
00:36:55,846 --> 00:36:57,513
Holy Santa Claus!
577
00:36:58,265 --> 00:37:00,767
Can you imagine having this
when we were 12 years old?
578
00:37:00,935 --> 00:37:03,186
It is even better to have them
at 40 years old.
579
00:37:03,646 --> 00:37:07,815
The incredible thing is
that are not very noticeable on the face.
580
00:37:07,983 --> 00:37:09,776
- Right?
- Yes.
581
00:37:11,278 --> 00:37:14,405
I can't believe I'm wearing
two weeks living here...
582
00:37:14,573 --> 00:37:16,407
...thinking that...
583
00:37:16,575 --> 00:37:19,160
...I have a despicable stepbrother.
584
00:37:19,453 --> 00:37:21,663
The truth is, you are not despicable.
585
00:37:22,206 --> 00:37:23,665
Let's play a game.
586
00:37:24,041 --> 00:37:26,501
At three, say your favorite dinosaur.
587
00:37:26,669 --> 00:37:30,088
Don't think about it, just say it.
Ready? One two three.
588
00:37:30,256 --> 00:37:31,756
- Velociraptor.
- Velociraptor.
589
00:37:32,299 --> 00:37:35,426
Favorite magazine no
pornographic to masturbate.
590
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:37,929
- House and Style.
- House and Style.
591
00:37:38,347 --> 00:37:40,932
If you were a girl,
Who would you sleep with?
592
00:37:41,225 --> 00:37:42,517
- John Stamos.
- John Stamos.
593
00:37:43,018 --> 00:37:44,978
- What?
- Did we become best friends?
594
00:37:45,145 --> 00:37:46,562
Yes!
595
00:37:46,939 --> 00:37:50,400
- Do you want to do karate in the garage?
- Yes!
596
00:38:16,552 --> 00:38:18,678
I think they are starting
to fall well
597
00:38:19,179 --> 00:38:21,264
I don't like something about this.
598
00:38:22,891 --> 00:38:24,392
- Sword fight!
- I know.
599
00:38:24,768 --> 00:38:25,810
Sword fight!
600
00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:32,984
- Exactly the same!
- I already know! How strange.
601
00:38:36,530 --> 00:38:37,697
You're in trouble!
602
00:38:39,867 --> 00:38:40,992
- Let's go!
- No!
603
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,453
They bet against you, but you can do it!
604
00:38:47,833 --> 00:38:50,543
- Is this a bad time?
- What the hell is happening?
605
00:38:50,711 --> 00:38:53,629
Mom, Mr. Doback,
Dale and I were...
606
00:38:53,797 --> 00:38:55,590
Stop calling me Mr. Doback.
607
00:38:55,758 --> 00:38:57,133
Sorry.
608
00:38:57,301 --> 00:38:59,927
Mom, Doback...
609
00:39:00,471 --> 00:39:02,805
...we think it would be very prudent...
610
00:39:02,973 --> 00:39:05,433
�We can go back bunk beds
our beds?
611
00:39:05,976 --> 00:39:07,435
Why are you sweating?
612
00:39:07,603 --> 00:39:10,521
We already know how to do it.
The beds are the same.
613
00:39:10,689 --> 00:39:13,941
And it would give us a lot of space
in the activity room.
614
00:39:14,109 --> 00:39:15,151
Say yes!
615
00:39:15,319 --> 00:39:17,612
They don't need permission
to make bunk beds.
616
00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:19,989
They are adults,
They can do whatever they want.
617
00:39:20,157 --> 00:39:22,241
So...
618
00:39:23,410 --> 00:39:25,703
I think I didn't explain myself well.
619
00:39:25,871 --> 00:39:28,414
I don't give a damn.
620
00:39:28,749 --> 00:39:30,958
They both have interviews tomorrow.
621
00:39:31,126 --> 00:39:34,629
�They need to focus on that
not in bunk beds!
622
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,425
- So...
- So...
623
00:39:39,593 --> 00:39:43,805
- Can we? No?
- Yes. Yes, they can make bunk beds.
624
00:39:43,972 --> 00:39:46,265
- I already knew it!
- They won't regret it.
625
00:39:46,433 --> 00:39:48,226
We are going to do so many activities.
626
00:39:48,394 --> 00:39:51,312
�It's the funniest night
of history!
627
00:39:52,564 --> 00:39:54,857
This is terrifying.
628
00:39:56,735 --> 00:39:59,404
- How's that going?
- Very good.
629
00:40:01,073 --> 00:40:03,074
Does your son know anything about carpentry?
630
00:40:03,242 --> 00:40:05,827
No, nothing. Or a drill?
631
00:40:06,370 --> 00:40:08,663
�Come on, don't use tools
electric!
632
00:40:09,331 --> 00:40:10,998
- What?
-No electrical things!
633
00:40:11,166 --> 00:40:14,836
- I forgot to brush my teeth.
- That's not your toothbrush!
634
00:40:15,087 --> 00:40:17,505
Well, we're almost done!
635
00:40:17,673 --> 00:40:19,006
- We did it.
- We did it!
636
00:40:19,174 --> 00:40:20,258
It looks incredible!
637
00:40:20,426 --> 00:40:23,511
Look! It looks like store furniture!
638
00:40:23,679 --> 00:40:26,347
- It had to be a bunk bed.
- Look how much space!
639
00:40:26,515 --> 00:40:29,392
- We can exercise.
- How many activities!
640
00:40:29,601 --> 00:40:31,602
- Class with steps.
- They make me dizzy...
641
00:40:31,770 --> 00:40:34,021
- ...the possibilities.
- Play soldiers.
642
00:40:40,487 --> 00:40:42,947
I never asked you.
Do you like guacamole?
643
00:40:45,033 --> 00:40:47,368
My God!
644
00:40:47,536 --> 00:40:49,704
Brennan! Brennan!
645
00:40:50,289 --> 00:40:52,457
Dad. Nancy. It's serious.
646
00:40:52,666 --> 00:40:54,750
It's very serious!
There is a trail of blood!
647
00:40:54,918 --> 00:40:58,546
The bunk beds were a terrible idea!
Why did they leave us?
648
00:40:58,714 --> 00:41:01,424
- It's very serious!
-How would you describe that?
649
00:41:04,344 --> 00:41:07,138
- It's not that bad.
- TRUE. See?
650
00:41:08,932 --> 00:41:12,310
Arrange the beds.
The party is over.
651
00:41:12,478 --> 00:41:15,563
They have an important day tomorrow.
They need eight hours of sleep.
652
00:41:27,438 --> 00:41:29,439
Look at her, how sexy.
653
00:41:30,065 --> 00:41:33,985
Well, the time has come.
Good luck, don't be late.
654
00:41:34,236 --> 00:41:37,405
Dad, can you lend me
clothes for the interview?
655
00:41:37,573 --> 00:41:38,656
I don't have fancy clothes.
656
00:41:38,824 --> 00:41:42,285
Grab what you need from my closet.
You too. Go well.
657
00:41:42,453 --> 00:41:44,454
It's the most important day
of our lives.
658
00:41:45,330 --> 00:41:47,415
There is no pressure.
Calm down.
659
00:41:47,583 --> 00:41:48,583
I have to go.
660
00:41:48,876 --> 00:41:50,877
This is your day. Remember.
661
00:41:51,044 --> 00:41:52,837
This is your day of glory!
662
00:41:54,381 --> 00:41:57,175
Mr. Huff, Mr. Jeener
is going to interview him.
663
00:41:57,342 --> 00:41:59,510
We want us
interview as a team.
664
00:41:59,678 --> 00:42:01,846
We are going to leave you amazed.
665
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,186
Get off!
666
00:42:18,238 --> 00:42:20,698
Brennan, you
He has had many jobs.
667
00:42:20,866 --> 00:42:22,200
I am very entrepreneurial.
668
00:42:22,451 --> 00:42:24,952
And, Lady of Human Resources,
when I think...
669
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:28,039
- My name is Pam.
- Excuse me.
670
00:42:28,207 --> 00:42:30,958
- Well, Pan...
- No, my name is Pam.
671
00:42:31,293 --> 00:42:35,213
- Are you saying "Pan" or "Pam"?
- I'm saying "Pam."
672
00:42:35,923 --> 00:42:38,716
Who is the knight
sitting behind you?
673
00:42:38,884 --> 00:42:41,010
Hello, Miss Resources,
I'm Dale.
674
00:42:41,178 --> 00:42:43,387
I'm his stepbrother and maybe...
675
00:42:43,555 --> 00:42:45,640
...can help you with
Pan-Pam's dilemma.
676
00:42:45,808 --> 00:42:47,725
- Yes, excellent.
- "Pam-a."
677
00:42:47,893 --> 00:42:49,560
- "Pam-ana."
- "Pam-a."
678
00:42:49,728 --> 00:42:51,729
Pand. With "d" at the end.
679
00:42:51,897 --> 00:42:53,856
There is no "d". I'm Pam.
680
00:42:54,024 --> 00:42:57,401
It's like the "h" in "pillow",
but it's P-A-M without "a" at the end.
681
00:42:57,569 --> 00:43:00,279
- N-N. There are two "n's".
- Two "m". That was the confusion.
682
00:43:00,447 --> 00:43:01,614
It's a single "m".
683
00:43:01,949 --> 00:43:04,242
What if we
Shall we interview you?
684
00:43:04,451 --> 00:43:07,537
It's okay.
It can be a useful exercise.
685
00:43:07,704 --> 00:43:09,080
Please lower your hand.
686
00:43:09,248 --> 00:43:10,248
Forward.
687
00:43:10,415 --> 00:43:14,085
How much money do you earn a year?
before taxes?
688
00:43:14,336 --> 00:43:16,546
I don't feel comfortable answering...
689
00:43:16,713 --> 00:43:19,257
- Let's go!
- We are interviewing him.
690
00:43:19,424 --> 00:43:23,219
There goes a cannon shot.
Oprah, Barbara Walters, his wife.
691
00:43:23,387 --> 00:43:25,596
Which one do you fuck, marry or kill?
692
00:43:25,931 --> 00:43:27,390
I think we're done. Thank you.
693
00:43:27,599 --> 00:43:30,101
Mr. Huff, in your references...
694
00:43:30,310 --> 00:43:32,645
...included Dale Doback,
who is he, but also...
695
00:43:32,813 --> 00:43:34,730
...included "Jesus Christ...
696
00:43:34,898 --> 00:43:36,440
- ...our Lord and Savior".
- Yes.
697
00:43:36,608 --> 00:43:38,609
we want people
that we can contact.
698
00:43:38,777 --> 00:43:41,279
We want to tell you what
we are not good.
699
00:43:41,488 --> 00:43:44,031
- Our weaknesses.
- To be clear from the beginning.
700
00:43:44,241 --> 00:43:47,285
- OK.
- We don't feel comfortable...
701
00:43:47,452 --> 00:43:50,371
- ...in an office environment.
- I feel like I'm in a prison.
702
00:43:50,581 --> 00:43:53,583
I will not enter an office
that has been used before.
703
00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:56,335
It didn't work before 11 a.m.
704
00:43:56,545 --> 00:43:58,212
Computers provoke me
headaches...
705
00:43:58,380 --> 00:43:59,964
...so I can't use them
long time.
706
00:44:00,173 --> 00:44:01,257
I take things.
707
00:44:01,592 --> 00:44:03,801
I need someone to go up and down
with me in the elevator.
708
00:44:03,969 --> 00:44:06,929
I have a weakness for sweets.
709
00:44:07,139 --> 00:44:08,139
Other weaknesses?
710
00:44:08,307 --> 00:44:11,475
We are slow to learn
and we are not good listeners.
711
00:44:11,810 --> 00:44:13,603
That would be a big problem.
712
00:44:13,854 --> 00:44:15,396
We are also slow to learn.
713
00:44:15,606 --> 00:44:17,523
I needed someone to do...
714
00:44:17,691 --> 00:44:19,483
Shut your mouth. Shut up.
715
00:44:19,651 --> 00:44:20,943
I think that's enough.
716
00:44:21,111 --> 00:44:22,945
- Shut up for a second.
- Shut your mouth.
717
00:44:23,697 --> 00:44:26,407
- Shut your mouth.
- Excuse me, what did you say?
718
00:44:26,575 --> 00:44:28,826
- She looks stupid.
- Me, stupid?
719
00:44:28,994 --> 00:44:32,705
They come in tuxedos
for a job cleaning bathrooms.
720
00:44:33,206 --> 00:44:36,667
- Please leave, we're done.
- Can you give us a souvenir or something?
721
00:44:36,877 --> 00:44:38,502
Get out of my office!
722
00:44:38,795 --> 00:44:42,340
I'm looking for people with
the one that doesn't bother me spending 12 hours.
723
00:44:42,591 --> 00:44:44,258
You guys seem cool.
724
00:44:44,718 --> 00:44:47,386
They have hair like mine,
They came in tuxedos.
725
00:44:47,554 --> 00:44:49,430
It's funny, it's ironic, I get it.
726
00:44:49,598 --> 00:44:53,225
They are making fun of formality.
I find it very funny.
727
00:44:53,393 --> 00:44:56,270
So let's do this.
They are hired.
728
00:44:56,438 --> 00:44:58,940
Unless they are two lunatics
and it escaped me.
729
00:44:59,107 --> 00:45:00,524
Excellent.
730
00:45:19,085 --> 00:45:20,543
- Was that a fart?
- I don't know.
731
00:45:20,711 --> 00:45:22,587
I feel the taste.
732
00:45:22,797 --> 00:45:23,880
With the tongue.
733
00:45:24,048 --> 00:45:26,466
I'm going to be honest with you.
I farted.
734
00:45:26,842 --> 00:45:29,678
Is it onion? Onion and ketchup.
735
00:45:29,845 --> 00:45:33,640
- It stinks. And this is a small room.
- Shit.
736
00:45:33,808 --> 00:45:36,184
Now the tuxedos
They seem ridiculous to me.
737
00:45:37,478 --> 00:45:41,147
My God. We were within a hair's breadth.
738
00:45:41,524 --> 00:45:44,609
How are we going to get a job?
Is your dad going to kick us out?
739
00:45:44,777 --> 00:45:48,905
Don't worry about my dad.
740
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:51,741
I have it tamed.
741
00:45:52,159 --> 00:45:55,078
we have to think
Big time, Brennan.
742
00:45:55,955 --> 00:45:58,331
What are you very good at?
743
00:45:58,499 --> 00:46:01,167
To sing.
I am a first-class singer.
744
00:46:01,335 --> 00:46:04,087
See? That's a great skill.
745
00:46:04,255 --> 00:46:05,672
What am I good for?
746
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,675
I'm an ace with the drums
and with marketing.
747
00:46:08,843 --> 00:46:10,677
And if you put that together, what do you have?
748
00:46:12,179 --> 00:46:15,181
- A musical ensemble?
- No, there are already those.
749
00:46:15,349 --> 00:46:20,520
Even better: Let's get started
an entertainment company.
750
00:46:20,688 --> 00:46:22,897
The biggest and the best.
751
00:46:23,357 --> 00:46:26,401
And we are going to call it World Prestige.
752
00:46:26,944 --> 00:46:28,361
Sounds great.
753
00:46:28,738 --> 00:46:32,824
I feel like lightning
It hit me on the tip of my dick.
754
00:46:32,992 --> 00:46:35,410
Yes. Yes.
755
00:46:35,828 --> 00:46:38,580
We are brothers.
That's why we met.
756
00:46:38,748 --> 00:46:40,749
- To form this alliance, right?
- That's right.
757
00:46:40,916 --> 00:46:43,418
Our parents met
for this to happen.
758
00:46:43,586 --> 00:46:46,379
- Well, what do we do?
- We get to work.
759
00:46:46,547 --> 00:46:49,883
Let's go to the rhythm laboratory.
Come on.
760
00:46:50,051 --> 00:46:51,634
- What?
- Wait.
761
00:46:51,802 --> 00:46:53,303
What time is it?
762
00:46:53,471 --> 00:46:54,971
- It's 4:30.
- It's 4:30.
763
00:46:55,139 --> 00:46:57,057
4:32.
764
00:46:59,310 --> 00:47:03,021
- I can't get through Witworth now.
- Good.
765
00:47:03,731 --> 00:47:05,065
You have to go there.
766
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,401
- What's wrong?
-Chris Gardocki.
767
00:47:08,569 --> 00:47:09,861
- What?
- It always bothers me
768
00:47:10,029 --> 00:47:12,364
...and I don't want to deal with that right now.
769
00:47:12,531 --> 00:47:15,325
- Are you so afraid of him?
- Can we go the long way?
770
00:47:17,036 --> 00:47:18,578
- By Cutler?
- Yes.
771
00:47:18,746 --> 00:47:20,538
But it's 45 minutes.
772
00:47:20,706 --> 00:47:22,457
If you force me, I'll do it.
773
00:47:22,625 --> 00:47:25,085
- You sound stupid.
- You will regret it. I'm stupid.
774
00:47:25,252 --> 00:47:27,420
Wow!
775
00:47:28,130 --> 00:47:30,840
My God, there they are.
776
00:47:32,218 --> 00:47:34,260
OMG, is this Dale Doback?
777
00:47:34,428 --> 00:47:37,013
- You have to make him lick dog shit.
- Yes.
778
00:47:38,682 --> 00:47:42,018
Hello, faggot!
How long without seeing you.
779
00:47:42,186 --> 00:47:44,813
"That's your boyfriend,
the one who gives you your buttocks?
780
00:47:45,106 --> 00:47:47,399
Mr. Gardocki, leave me alone, okay?
781
00:47:47,566 --> 00:47:49,359
Shut your mouth, that one!
782
00:47:49,527 --> 00:47:52,695
Go have fun in your games.
783
00:47:52,863 --> 00:47:55,073
Your buttocks partner
does it have a name?
784
00:47:55,241 --> 00:47:59,119
If I am the "breech partner",
Yes, I have a name.
785
00:47:59,286 --> 00:48:00,620
I'm Brennan Huff.
786
00:48:00,788 --> 00:48:03,957
If you don't come and lick that white poop...
787
00:48:04,125 --> 00:48:06,376
...I'm going to plant my fist in your nose.
788
00:48:06,544 --> 00:48:10,422
- I'm not going to lick dog poop.
- I'll lick it if they leave us alone.
789
00:48:10,589 --> 00:48:13,758
You're not going to lick dog poop.
They are children!
790
00:48:13,926 --> 00:48:16,177
- It's just dog poop.
- It's ridiculous!
791
00:48:16,345 --> 00:48:20,306
Hello, how...? My nose!
792
00:48:20,641 --> 00:48:23,268
Leave him alone!
793
00:48:24,895 --> 00:48:26,438
Give them!
794
00:48:38,534 --> 00:48:41,744
Maybe it would be good to avoid that path.
795
00:48:41,912 --> 00:48:43,788
Better take the long way home.
796
00:48:43,956 --> 00:48:46,833
We already talked about it.
Let's take the long way.
797
00:48:47,001 --> 00:48:49,794
�Do you remember the scene
from The Wizard of Oz...
798
00:48:49,962 --> 00:48:52,797
...in which the monkeys
Dismantle the scarecrow?
799
00:48:52,965 --> 00:48:55,008
That's how it was.
800
00:48:55,176 --> 00:48:57,677
- Don't worry.
- I'm very sorry.
801
00:48:57,845 --> 00:49:00,472
"My dad is angry"
what happened?
802
00:49:00,639 --> 00:49:03,224
Robert was very upset, yes.
803
00:49:03,392 --> 00:49:06,102
You know they did the interview
as a team.
804
00:49:06,270 --> 00:49:07,812
And he found out about the fart.
805
00:49:07,980 --> 00:49:09,898
- Did you find out?
- Yes.
806
00:49:10,065 --> 00:49:11,816
Did you not stand it or...?
807
00:49:11,984 --> 00:49:14,903
- I thought it was going to be silent.
- It wasn't silent.
808
00:49:15,070 --> 00:49:17,739
It made an embarrassing sound.
809
00:49:17,907 --> 00:49:18,948
He became stronger.
810
00:49:19,116 --> 00:49:21,993
Look, tomorrow I'll make the keys...
811
00:49:22,161 --> 00:49:25,663
- ...and then we started making appointments.
- Thank you.
812
00:49:26,916 --> 00:49:28,374
Hello, mom.
813
00:49:28,542 --> 00:49:29,709
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
814
00:49:29,877 --> 00:49:32,128
- It's always a pleasure to see you.
- Likewise.
815
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:42,847
Hi guys.
816
00:49:43,015 --> 00:49:45,099
It seems like they ran out
life for free.
817
00:49:45,267 --> 00:49:47,060
Have fun living
on the street
818
00:49:47,686 --> 00:49:50,188
I was very happy to chat
with you. Goodbye, mom.
819
00:49:50,356 --> 00:49:51,564
- Goodbye.
- See you.
820
00:49:55,653 --> 00:49:57,070
What was he doing here?
821
00:49:57,321 --> 00:49:59,072
We are going to sell the house.
822
00:49:59,323 --> 00:50:02,742
- Where are we going to move?
- Does the house have ghosts?
823
00:50:03,035 --> 00:50:05,578
Nancy and I are going to retire...
824
00:50:05,746 --> 00:50:08,540
...and to go around the world
in my boat
825
00:50:08,707 --> 00:50:11,000
Let's live the dream.
826
00:50:11,168 --> 00:50:12,460
And what about us?
827
00:50:14,505 --> 00:50:18,883
Excuse us. Robert pen...
We think that...
828
00:50:19,051 --> 00:50:22,845
...you must do
responsible for their own lives.
829
00:50:23,013 --> 00:50:26,724
And this is the exciting thing:
Let's give them money...
830
00:50:26,892 --> 00:50:30,311
- ...for the deposit on an apartment.
- What is this about?
831
00:50:30,479 --> 00:50:34,941
But it's not just money, also
We are going to give them another kind of support.
832
00:50:35,109 --> 00:50:37,944
They both go to see psychoanalysts.
Nancy thinks it will help them.
833
00:50:38,112 --> 00:50:41,906
- And that is not negotiable.
- One moment. We're not going on the boat.
834
00:50:42,283 --> 00:50:45,410
Derek is going to sell the house.
Do we have to go to therapy?
835
00:50:46,620 --> 00:50:48,538
- What the hell happened?
- Hey.
836
00:50:48,706 --> 00:50:51,791
Look, I know
That seems very sudden...
837
00:50:51,959 --> 00:50:54,294
...and a little unfair and cruel, and...
838
00:50:54,461 --> 00:50:57,589
- But it's not negotiable.
- But it's not negotiable.
839
00:50:57,756 --> 00:51:02,260
�My belly is full of poop
of a dog and they come to me with this?
840
00:51:02,428 --> 00:51:05,388
They are adults.
They should start acting like it.
841
00:51:05,639 --> 00:51:08,600
- Mom!
- I'm not going to back down.
842
00:51:08,851 --> 00:51:10,184
Don't even try.
843
00:51:10,352 --> 00:51:13,438
I know it seems hard,
but it's the best for both of us.
844
00:51:13,606 --> 00:51:15,231
We do it because we love them
845
00:51:15,399 --> 00:51:19,110
I'm going to do this because I love you:
Go to hell.
846
00:51:19,278 --> 00:51:21,279
- Anything else?
- No.
847
00:51:21,447 --> 00:51:23,823
�Bon voyage!
Have a lot of fun!
848
00:51:24,825 --> 00:51:26,743
What's up, Derek?
849
00:51:26,910 --> 00:51:27,952
Yes.
850
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:29,454
- Do you know?
- Look what I have.
851
00:51:29,622 --> 00:51:32,874
I'm thinking that finally
we have a family...
852
00:51:33,042 --> 00:51:36,544
...and now it's over because they believe
that we are losers.
853
00:51:37,421 --> 00:51:40,923
- Why don't they understand us?
- Yes.
854
00:51:41,091 --> 00:51:44,594
They don't understand that this lifestyle
It's a decision.
855
00:51:44,762 --> 00:51:47,889
And they only think about that stupid yacht.
856
00:51:48,182 --> 00:51:51,434
I swear I'm furious
with my mom.
857
00:51:51,602 --> 00:51:55,104
When you reach the necessary age,
I put her in an asylum.
858
00:51:55,356 --> 00:51:58,024
We have to start walking
World Prestige.
859
00:51:58,192 --> 00:52:00,193
It's the only thing that will save this family.
860
00:52:00,361 --> 00:52:04,656
You have to make a presentation
to investors like in The Apprentice.
861
00:52:04,823 --> 00:52:06,991
Yes, we have to start with capital.
862
00:52:07,159 --> 00:52:09,035
But here's the thing:
863
00:52:09,203 --> 00:52:12,413
If we are going to do
a multinational corporation...
864
00:52:12,581 --> 00:52:14,123
...I'll have to hear you sing.
865
00:52:14,291 --> 00:52:17,001
You can't believe me
that I sing very, very well?
866
00:52:17,378 --> 00:52:20,797
Just a song to watch
how your voice sounds.
867
00:52:21,131 --> 00:52:23,049
Yes, I'm going to do it and that's it.
868
00:52:23,217 --> 00:52:27,387
It's not difficult. I start singing and that's it.
869
00:52:31,141 --> 00:52:34,519
Oh my god, it's beating me
the heart at full speed.
870
00:52:35,270 --> 00:52:37,397
Well, just do it. Do it.
871
00:52:37,564 --> 00:52:38,648
Just...
872
00:53:28,115 --> 00:53:29,198
You know what? I don't know.
873
00:53:29,366 --> 00:53:32,618
I don't want to sing loud
and wake up Robert and Nancy.
874
00:53:32,786 --> 00:53:36,247
My throat hurts.
It has hurt me for a month and a half...
875
00:53:36,498 --> 00:53:39,250
...and this is not a suitable environment...
876
00:53:39,418 --> 00:53:41,461
...to ask me to sing.
877
00:53:41,628 --> 00:53:44,922
I want you to know
that I'm not just any guy.
878
00:53:45,090 --> 00:53:48,593
Brennan, you have the voice of an angel.
879
00:53:50,262 --> 00:53:52,972
I can't even look you in the eyes.
880
00:53:53,140 --> 00:53:55,933
Your voice is a combination
by Fergie and Jesus.
881
00:53:56,101 --> 00:53:57,977
Why can't you sing
in public?
882
00:53:58,145 --> 00:53:59,979
Are you making fun of me?
883
00:54:00,397 --> 00:54:03,065
It's me, Dale.
884
00:54:04,318 --> 00:54:05,359
You are good.
885
00:54:05,986 --> 00:54:08,404
- I already know.
- It's going to sound strange to you...
886
00:54:08,572 --> 00:54:13,659
...but for a second
I think you took the form of a unicorn.
887
00:54:13,827 --> 00:54:17,663
I felt like I was floating
on top of my own body...
888
00:54:17,831 --> 00:54:19,457
...watching me sing.
889
00:54:19,625 --> 00:54:21,375
Well, let's move on to other matters.
890
00:54:21,543 --> 00:54:25,046
we need to prepare
the presentation for investors.
891
00:54:25,214 --> 00:54:28,174
And you know what?
This just occurred to me.
892
00:54:28,342 --> 00:54:31,761
- Let's make a video.
- Yes!
893
00:54:32,888 --> 00:54:34,764
What do we do with Derek?
and the house?
894
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,518
Don't worry about him.
895
00:54:38,727 --> 00:54:41,187
D-MAN PROPERTIES
"MY HOUSES ARE BEAUTIFUL"
896
00:54:49,279 --> 00:54:50,530
It is a fabulous neighborhood.
897
00:54:50,697 --> 00:54:52,573
Frank Gifford lived on this street.
898
00:54:52,741 --> 00:54:55,868
-The Giff?
- Yes, the Giff. Very close to here.
899
00:54:56,036 --> 00:54:58,621
I have a hunch
about this house.
900
00:54:58,789 --> 00:54:59,831
How happy it gives me.
901
00:54:59,998 --> 00:55:02,667
With that loan
of only paying interest for 10 years.
902
00:55:02,835 --> 00:55:05,837
Hello, assholes!
Welcome to the neighborhood!
903
00:55:06,004 --> 00:55:09,799
- My name is Craig!
-Is the neighbor a Nazi?
904
00:55:09,967 --> 00:55:13,845
If you need fertilizer, I have plenty.
Almost 80 tons.
905
00:55:14,012 --> 00:55:17,890
Hello, friends! How are they?
You're going to love this neighborhood!
906
00:55:18,058 --> 00:55:19,725
All houses recycle.
907
00:55:19,893 --> 00:55:21,853
- We're done here.
- Yes.
908
00:55:22,020 --> 00:55:24,981
Hey, Derek!
Sprechen sie whistle.
909
00:55:25,315 --> 00:55:27,733
Dale, I don't know how much you know about therapy.
910
00:55:27,901 --> 00:55:31,112
Start by telling me
something of yourself.
911
00:55:31,655 --> 00:55:33,739
I work at a university,
of cleaner...
912
00:55:33,907 --> 00:55:36,534
...but I feel like I'm smarter
than many students.
913
00:55:36,702 --> 00:55:39,579
Sometimes I see an equation written
on a blackboard...
914
00:55:39,746 --> 00:55:42,748
...half an equation and I solve it.
915
00:55:42,916 --> 00:55:45,251
- Are we in Indomitable Mind?
- No.
916
00:55:45,586 --> 00:55:48,421
Sounds like the plot of Indomitable Mind.
917
00:55:48,589 --> 00:55:52,341
Yes. Anyway, my best friend
It's Ben Affleck...
918
00:55:52,509 --> 00:55:55,595
Let's start with the divorce
of your parents.
919
00:55:57,097 --> 00:55:59,140
How old were you?
when did they get divorced?
920
00:55:59,308 --> 00:56:01,434
- Fifteen years.
- It's a hard age.
921
00:56:01,727 --> 00:56:04,562
- Yes.
- Do you want to talk...
922
00:56:04,730 --> 00:56:06,856
- ...of those feelings?
- I love you.
923
00:56:07,024 --> 00:56:10,443
- Obviously, you don't know me.
- I love you very much.
924
00:56:10,611 --> 00:56:14,030
Thank you.
I'll take that as you feeling...
925
00:56:14,197 --> 00:56:16,574
...at ease with me.
926
00:56:16,742 --> 00:56:18,409
It's more than just feeling comfortable.
927
00:56:18,577 --> 00:56:21,787
- I love you.
- Well, I...
928
00:56:21,955 --> 00:56:23,831
I'm thinking
in our life together.
929
00:56:24,416 --> 00:56:26,375
I feel like I'm on a cloud.
930
00:56:26,543 --> 00:56:28,669
I feel a tingling in my penis.
931
00:56:28,962 --> 00:56:32,548
- That's repellent.
- Aren't you feeling it?
932
00:56:32,883 --> 00:56:36,636
I don't feel any shape or form
feeling of intimacy...
933
00:56:36,803 --> 00:56:38,804
...towards you at all.
934
00:56:38,972 --> 00:56:40,806
As you see,
It has a beautiful garden.
935
00:56:40,974 --> 00:56:42,934
You can play with your children.
936
00:56:43,101 --> 00:56:45,061
- You can say: "It looks nice."
- Yes.
937
00:56:45,228 --> 00:56:46,270
No, that's how I speak.
938
00:56:46,438 --> 00:56:49,774
And they have an entrance
very good vibes. Fantastic.
939
00:56:49,942 --> 00:56:52,610
I'm going to show you
the front of the house, which is...
940
00:56:52,778 --> 00:56:56,822
�They allow us a little
of intimacy? He died last night!
941
00:56:56,990 --> 00:56:58,532
What's going on here?
942
00:56:58,700 --> 00:57:00,993
It was the asbestos in the house, that's what!
943
00:57:01,161 --> 00:57:02,662
I've seen too many corpses.
944
00:57:02,829 --> 00:57:05,206
- I can't be here!
- No.
945
00:57:08,126 --> 00:57:11,170
- It wasn't bad.
- Eat shit, Derek.
946
00:57:11,749 --> 00:57:14,459
What a great birthday party,
brothers.
947
00:57:15,335 --> 00:57:17,712
Whose is this? From TJ?
948
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:19,630
Where are the other gifts?
949
00:57:19,798 --> 00:57:21,841
It's a joke, TJ.
950
00:57:22,009 --> 00:57:23,301
Oh yes!
951
00:57:23,469 --> 00:57:27,638
That's it!
A Callaway 3 wood.
952
00:57:31,643 --> 00:57:33,770
�To throw bombs
in the field, assholes!
953
00:57:36,732 --> 00:57:39,025
Hello, my name is Jim.
Do you suck my dick for money?
954
00:57:39,902 --> 00:57:41,819
- It's just me.
- My God.
955
00:57:42,488 --> 00:57:44,280
You're in the men's bathroom!
956
00:57:44,490 --> 00:57:46,365
Happy anniversary.
957
00:57:46,658 --> 00:57:48,993
- It's our second date.
- What?
958
00:57:49,161 --> 00:57:53,080
I'm tired of being shy
and sneaky, Dale.
959
00:57:53,248 --> 00:57:55,917
We are in the bathroom.
We're only going to take a minute.
960
00:57:56,168 --> 00:57:59,378
You won't be able to avoid it.
Let me jump on you.
961
00:58:01,131 --> 00:58:02,965
It's all slippery.
962
00:58:04,051 --> 00:58:05,301
My God!
963
00:58:10,307 --> 00:58:13,142
I feel a tingle!
Something's going to happen, Alice!
964
00:58:21,693 --> 00:58:23,402
We made love.
965
00:58:23,737 --> 00:58:27,031
- Just how I imagined it.
- I like you.
966
00:58:28,075 --> 00:58:29,325
I love you.
967
00:58:29,493 --> 00:58:31,494
Stay innocent, Ponyboy.
I need to pee.
968
00:58:33,705 --> 00:58:35,748
My God.
969
00:58:36,083 --> 00:58:37,875
You are incredible.
970
00:58:38,252 --> 00:58:40,503
Say hello to my little friend!
971
00:58:42,798 --> 00:58:45,591
I'm kidding.
It's from "Scarface"
972
00:58:47,219 --> 00:58:48,928
Shut your mouths!
973
00:58:49,388 --> 00:58:51,681
- What an excellent gift.
- Yes, it's not bad.
974
00:58:51,890 --> 00:58:53,349
I have everything planned.
975
00:58:53,517 --> 00:58:57,270
- I follow you.
- I'm going to make everyone look at us...
976
00:58:57,604 --> 00:59:00,481
- ...as we planned.
- And then we drop the hammer.
977
00:59:00,941 --> 00:59:04,527
What were Dale and Brennan doing?
with my video camera?
978
00:59:04,778 --> 00:59:07,280
I have no idea and frankly,
I don't care.
979
00:59:08,365 --> 00:59:10,074
I would like to say a few words.
980
00:59:10,242 --> 00:59:12,577
Derek, you are a wonderful young man,
my son
981
00:59:12,744 --> 00:59:15,121
I would like to say that...
982
00:59:15,289 --> 00:59:18,541
This is the image I have: sometimes,
when I make love to your mother...
983
00:59:18,709 --> 00:59:20,793
...and I realize that's where you're coming from...
984
00:59:20,961 --> 00:59:24,297
...it moves me in such a way
I talk to my lawyer and...
985
00:59:24,631 --> 00:59:26,632
...you won't just be here forever
in my heart...
986
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,260
...but you will also be
in my will, young man.
987
00:59:30,846 --> 00:59:33,055
- That was fucking good.
- Thank you.
988
00:59:33,223 --> 00:59:34,307
You've got a lot of this, friend.
989
00:59:34,474 --> 00:59:36,684
- And a lot of this other thing.
- Thank you.
990
00:59:37,477 --> 00:59:39,770
Excuse me,
If you allow me your attention.
991
00:59:40,814 --> 00:59:42,356
For those who don't know me...
992
00:59:42,524 --> 00:59:43,983
- ...I'm Dale Doback...
- Checking.
993
00:59:44,151 --> 00:59:46,944
...Robert's other son,
the biological one.
994
00:59:49,197 --> 00:59:51,908
They have to ask themselves
why we bring them together here today.
995
00:59:52,075 --> 00:59:53,826
Outside of Derek's birthday...
996
00:59:54,418 --> 00:59:57,420
...we have a surprise.
997
00:59:57,588 --> 00:59:58,713
- Testing.
- Testing.
998
00:59:58,881 --> 01:00:00,840
- Come on, no, please.
- Don't interrupt them.
999
01:00:01,008 --> 01:00:03,009
- I beg you.
- Shall we stop this, D-Man?
1000
01:00:03,177 --> 01:00:05,136
- One second.
-To celebrate...
1001
01:00:05,304 --> 01:00:06,721
...we will present...
1002
01:00:06,889 --> 01:00:09,098
...a unique opportunity.
1003
01:00:09,266 --> 01:00:11,559
- Happy birthday, Derek!
- Music.
1004
01:00:12,811 --> 01:00:15,563
WORLD PRESTIGE
1005
01:00:15,731 --> 01:00:20,860
World Prestige. World.
1006
01:00:21,028 --> 01:00:23,279
World Prestige.
1007
01:00:23,447 --> 01:00:26,365
- First word in entertainment.
- First word.
1008
01:00:26,575 --> 01:00:28,493
- Administration.
- Investment portfolio.
1009
01:00:28,660 --> 01:00:30,453
- Insurance.
- Computers.
1010
01:00:30,621 --> 01:00:33,956
- Black gloves.
- Research and development.
1011
01:00:34,208 --> 01:00:37,126
Studying in depth
the science of what you need.
1012
01:00:37,294 --> 01:00:40,296
a few days ago
We put paint on a bee.
1013
01:00:40,464 --> 01:00:41,756
And he died.
1014
01:00:41,924 --> 01:00:43,299
- Security...
- Security...
1015
01:00:43,467 --> 01:00:44,717
- ...and...
- ...and...
1016
01:00:44,885 --> 01:00:47,011
...investors?
1017
01:00:47,179 --> 01:00:48,638
Possibly you!
1018
01:00:48,889 --> 01:00:51,933
- This is classic.
- We present to you...
1019
01:00:52,768 --> 01:00:56,354
...the first video
of World Prestige...
1020
01:00:56,522 --> 01:01:00,691
...for our first set:
Huff and Doback!
1021
01:01:00,859 --> 01:01:03,820
- Wheel.
- Wheel.
1022
01:01:04,363 --> 01:01:08,157
Pay attention, dad.
It will seem familiar to you.
1023
01:01:08,325 --> 01:01:11,244
- It's perfect.
- Is that my boat?
1024
01:01:11,411 --> 01:01:13,663
Yes, it is.
1025
01:01:14,039 --> 01:01:15,456
What are you doing on my boat?
1026
01:01:15,624 --> 01:01:18,126
The Girl, the Pinta, the Holy Mary
1027
01:01:18,293 --> 01:01:20,837
I'm going to give you down
While you drink sangria
1028
01:01:21,004 --> 01:01:23,422
Nachos and sweets
In daddy's boat
1029
01:01:23,590 --> 01:01:25,633
You are not going to sink
Because my dick floats
1030
01:01:25,801 --> 01:01:28,344
We travel the world
From port to port
1031
01:01:28,512 --> 01:01:31,139
Every time I ejaculate
I pour a liter
1032
01:01:31,306 --> 01:01:33,599
That's offensive.
Brennan. Give it.
1033
01:01:33,767 --> 01:01:36,227
I need my boats and whores
1034
01:01:36,395 --> 01:01:38,521
Deadly fishing
Without the crabs
1035
01:01:38,689 --> 01:01:41,357
There is no more gasoline
Call the Arabs
1036
01:01:41,525 --> 01:01:43,776
Weight the anchor
Because we left the earth
1037
01:01:43,944 --> 01:01:46,445
Go below deck
With the whistle in hand
1038
01:01:46,613 --> 01:01:48,865
Boats and whores
Boats and whores
1039
01:01:49,032 --> 01:01:51,826
I need my boats and whores
1040
01:01:51,994 --> 01:01:54,203
�Ready for a vocalization
shiny?
1041
01:01:54,371 --> 01:01:56,038
- Grab a couple.
- Wait.
1042
01:01:56,206 --> 01:01:58,833
-Who is driving the boat?
- Dad, shut up.
1043
01:01:59,001 --> 01:02:00,209
Please shut up!
1044
01:02:10,012 --> 01:02:11,721
Yes!
1045
01:02:17,436 --> 01:02:18,895
So...
1046
01:02:19,062 --> 01:02:21,314
...the big question is...
1047
01:02:21,899 --> 01:02:25,359
...out of harm to the boat,
What are we going to fix...
1048
01:02:26,403 --> 01:02:28,237
...what did you think of the presentation?
1049
01:02:28,405 --> 01:02:32,867
Brennan, I think what they did to him
to Robert's boat...
1050
01:02:33,285 --> 01:02:37,038
...it was horrendous.
Other than that, I think both...
1051
01:02:37,206 --> 01:02:40,666
...they showed a lot of enthusiasm
and ingenuity.
1052
01:02:40,834 --> 01:02:42,919
Yes. Thank you.
1053
01:02:43,212 --> 01:02:45,213
You have to be kidding me.
1054
01:02:46,089 --> 01:02:48,716
They destroyed our dream
and you call it clever.
1055
01:02:48,884 --> 01:02:51,469
- I did not mean that.
- Yes, you meant it.
1056
01:02:51,637 --> 01:02:52,887
Please.
1057
01:02:53,263 --> 01:02:56,599
It will take four years
in being able to go somewhere.
1058
01:02:56,767 --> 01:03:00,186
- And you don't care, admit it.
- I'm not going to admit it...
1059
01:03:00,354 --> 01:03:02,772
- ...because it's not true.
- Ah, yes.
1060
01:03:02,940 --> 01:03:07,276
But I think you could be
a little more attentive...
1061
01:03:07,444 --> 01:03:12,073
...with your son and your stepson,
who obviously need you.
1062
01:03:12,241 --> 01:03:16,535
It's true, Dr. Doback. It has been very cold
with our dreams.
1063
01:03:16,703 --> 01:03:18,496
You wrecked my boat, moron!
1064
01:03:18,664 --> 01:03:20,748
Don't talk to my son like that!
1065
01:03:20,916 --> 01:03:23,459
Your son is going to cost me
80,000 dollars.
1066
01:03:23,627 --> 01:03:26,837
We can argue all night
but what's done is done.
1067
01:03:27,005 --> 01:03:29,840
- Are you going to invest or not?
- It's over!
1068
01:03:30,008 --> 01:03:31,801
- What are you doing?
- Take the wheel!
1069
01:03:32,636 --> 01:03:34,387
�Dad, how greedy you are!
1070
01:03:34,554 --> 01:03:37,056
- Robert, come back.
- It's a business decision!
1071
01:03:37,224 --> 01:03:38,891
Idiots!
1072
01:03:39,059 --> 01:03:42,478
They are failures!
Some failures!
1073
01:03:42,646 --> 01:03:45,523
You're making a fool of yourself,
geriatric idiot!
1074
01:03:45,691 --> 01:03:47,149
- Brennan.
- Two things:
1075
01:03:47,317 --> 01:03:50,111
�Do not touch with your hands
as an old man to my mother!
1076
01:03:50,279 --> 01:03:51,320
She is a saint!
1077
01:03:51,488 --> 01:03:55,700
And sit down and write to Dale
and Brennan a check for 10,000.
1078
01:03:56,451 --> 01:04:00,329
Or I'm going to put one of those in you
devices to hear through the ass...
1079
01:04:00,497 --> 01:04:02,290
- Brennan!
- ...so you can hear the sound
1080
01:04:02,457 --> 01:04:05,251
...of your intestines producing shit!
1081
01:04:06,003 --> 01:04:07,670
- Let's give ourselves.
- Oh my God!
1082
01:04:07,838 --> 01:04:10,923
Someone should have told you
done this a long time ago!
1083
01:04:11,091 --> 01:04:12,550
- Dad, what are you doing?
- Robert.
1084
01:04:12,718 --> 01:04:14,552
Your actions have consequences!
1085
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:17,430
- No. Robert.
- �Dad�!
1086
01:04:17,597 --> 01:04:19,640
- That's not the solution!
- You continue!
1087
01:04:19,808 --> 01:04:21,017
- Do you understand?
- Yes, sir.
1088
01:04:21,184 --> 01:04:24,228
- There are behaviors...
- Let me go.
1089
01:04:24,479 --> 01:04:27,648
- ...which will not be tolerated!
- My butt is burning.
1090
01:04:37,784 --> 01:04:42,371
The tree turned out beautiful, Nancy.
Very good taste.
1091
01:04:42,539 --> 01:04:46,042
Thanks, Dale.
You are wearing a very nice sweater.
1092
01:04:46,460 --> 01:04:49,837
It was my mom's.
I took off his shoulder pads.
1093
01:04:50,005 --> 01:04:51,881
Oh, and Brennan?
Denise called...
1094
01:04:52,049 --> 01:04:54,633
...he said he can't go out with you
on New Year...
1095
01:04:54,801 --> 01:04:57,678
...because she's not your girlfriend,
He is your psychoanalyst.
1096
01:04:57,846 --> 01:04:59,180
- Did he say that?
- Yes.
1097
01:04:59,348 --> 01:05:00,389
She's a rogue.
1098
01:05:00,974 --> 01:05:02,892
Hey, dad, Nancy.
1099
01:05:03,060 --> 01:05:08,147
Can Brennan and I
open only one gift...
1100
01:05:08,315 --> 01:05:10,483
...since today is Christmas Eve?
1101
01:05:10,650 --> 01:05:13,527
I go to Cheesecake Factory
to have a drink.
1102
01:05:16,198 --> 01:05:19,283
But it's Christmas Eve.
1103
01:05:19,451 --> 01:05:21,243
Oh. Merry christmas.
1104
01:05:21,995 --> 01:05:23,829
- Yes.
- Yes.
1105
01:05:23,997 --> 01:05:26,207
I had my eye on one.
1106
01:05:26,625 --> 01:05:28,542
I hope it is what I think it is.
1107
01:05:28,710 --> 01:05:30,920
My God! Mole Hands!
1108
01:05:31,088 --> 01:05:32,588
They gave you hands
of the Mole?
1109
01:05:37,761 --> 01:05:41,097
You reek of whiskey
and cheesecake.
1110
01:05:42,099 --> 01:05:43,599
You know what?
1111
01:05:44,393 --> 01:05:49,146
Tonight at the Cheesecake Factory,
I was happier than I had been in months.
1112
01:05:49,564 --> 01:05:52,942
- Then I feel sorry for you.
- It's just...
1113
01:05:53,110 --> 01:05:57,071
I don't know if I can forgive them
for crashing my boat.
1114
01:05:57,239 --> 01:05:59,949
- Why are you giving up?
- I don't.
1115
01:06:00,117 --> 01:06:04,120
- Yes, with our boys.
- They are 40 years old.
1116
01:06:04,287 --> 01:06:07,248
It doesn't matter your age.
They are still our children.
1117
01:06:07,416 --> 01:06:11,502
Sometimes your age has to matter.
That's all that...
1118
01:06:12,587 --> 01:06:16,966
- Oh, holy God!
- They're going back to bed.
1119
01:06:17,968 --> 01:06:19,718
See?
They are walking in their sleep.
1120
01:06:19,886 --> 01:06:21,887
No! No!
1121
01:06:22,055 --> 01:06:24,306
See? Back to bed.
1122
01:06:24,474 --> 01:06:25,724
Nothing is going to happen to them.
1123
01:06:26,143 --> 01:06:28,602
It's nonsense. I'm going to wake them up.
1124
01:06:28,770 --> 01:06:32,231
- No. Why are you going to do that?
- Well because...
1125
01:06:32,399 --> 01:06:34,817
- Never wake up a sleepwalker!
- That's what it's about.
1126
01:06:34,985 --> 01:06:36,444
- We can never do anything.
- No.
1127
01:06:36,611 --> 01:06:39,071
They can get hurt
or hurt us.
1128
01:06:39,239 --> 01:06:41,824
- Oh, Christmas gifts.
- No, guys. No...
1129
01:06:41,992 --> 01:06:44,326
- No. But...
- We need to take charge.
1130
01:06:44,494 --> 01:06:47,746
- It's always them.
-How do you propose to take the reins?
1131
01:06:47,914 --> 01:06:50,082
- God.
- Don't wake them up.
1132
01:06:50,250 --> 01:06:53,294
They can hurt themselves or hurt us.
1133
01:06:53,462 --> 01:06:56,297
- It isn't true.
-The Christmas tree!
1134
01:06:56,465 --> 01:06:59,633
No, he... No. It's over!
1135
01:06:59,801 --> 01:07:01,469
- I'm going to wake them up!
- No!
1136
01:07:01,636 --> 01:07:03,262
- Don't wake them up!
- It's a myth!
1137
01:07:03,430 --> 01:07:04,346
- Wake up!
- No!
1138
01:07:07,106 --> 01:07:10,316
I told you! I told you!
1139
01:07:10,526 --> 01:07:12,694
Look at me!
Don't hurt him!
1140
01:07:13,362 --> 01:07:15,780
The paintings. Nancy!
1141
01:07:20,911 --> 01:07:22,412
Robert!
1142
01:07:29,837 --> 01:07:32,213
So I was driving
with my friend Topher.
1143
01:07:32,423 --> 01:07:33,631
You remember Topher, right?
1144
01:07:33,799 --> 01:07:36,301
we were driving
in his brand new Testarossa.
1145
01:07:36,635 --> 01:07:40,472
And we hit a deer.
Died. He was lying on the road.
1146
01:07:40,931 --> 01:07:42,891
In short, we demand
to the state of Michigan.
1147
01:07:43,058 --> 01:07:45,935
They gave me 125 grand.
1148
01:07:46,187 --> 01:07:47,896
Do you know what he spent the money on?
1149
01:07:48,063 --> 01:07:50,064
In a sniper rifle
to hunt deer.
1150
01:07:52,651 --> 01:07:54,736
In any case,
deer lose, friends.
1151
01:07:55,070 --> 01:07:57,238
LET'S HAVE SEX
NOW!
1152
01:08:00,075 --> 01:08:02,827
Well done. They eat the flowers
anyway.
1153
01:08:03,245 --> 01:08:04,746
If you'll excuse me...
1154
01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:08,333
...I think I'll go check my hair
to the other room.
1155
01:08:09,084 --> 01:08:10,126
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me, everyone.
1156
01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:12,712
Excuse my wife,
the space cadet
1157
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:15,089
Let's say the medications
They are not helping.
1158
01:08:16,342 --> 01:08:19,177
Just kidding, just kidding.
Actually it's not.
1159
01:08:19,428 --> 01:08:21,262
I must bring more sauce.
1160
01:08:21,972 --> 01:08:24,766
- The sauce is there, Dale.
- Shut up, Nancy.
1161
01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:26,768
I must bring more bread.
1162
01:08:27,770 --> 01:08:29,604
What did I do to deserve that?
1163
01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:35,860
What does any of us do?
to deserve so many things?
1164
01:08:36,111 --> 01:08:38,363
I pay enough taxes
to maintain...
1165
01:08:38,531 --> 01:08:39,948
...to these damn ones
leftist bums.
1166
01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:46,829
Get away! Get away!
Get out of here!
1167
01:08:54,630 --> 01:08:56,756
- What do you want?
- Merry Christmas, darling.
1168
01:08:56,924 --> 01:08:58,299
Merry christmas.
1169
01:08:58,467 --> 01:09:00,260
That was torture.
1170
01:09:01,595 --> 01:09:04,639
I couldn't eat more turkey
without thinking about you inside me.
1171
01:09:04,890 --> 01:09:06,516
Come on, let's do something illegal.
1172
01:09:07,142 --> 01:09:09,102
What did they give you?
for Christmas, Tommy?
1173
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:11,646
Santa brought me
an exercise machine...
1174
01:09:11,814 --> 01:09:14,524
...and 1000 dollars in bills
of 50 recently issued.
1175
01:09:14,817 --> 01:09:17,026
Do you want to know which one it was?
my Christmas gift?
1176
01:09:17,778 --> 01:09:19,404
A broken soul.
1177
01:09:24,159 --> 01:09:25,326
- Alice, please.
- Sing, Santa.
1178
01:09:25,494 --> 01:09:26,536
You know the song.
1179
01:09:26,704 --> 01:09:28,580
What is that noise?
1180
01:09:29,873 --> 01:09:31,124
It's the ghost.
1181
01:09:31,584 --> 01:09:34,252
- Try not to make noise.
- You're right.
1182
01:09:34,628 --> 01:09:36,421
- We must be discreet.
- Good.
1183
01:09:40,676 --> 01:09:43,678
Are they still talking here?
1184
01:09:44,096 --> 01:09:45,722
What do they do?
1185
01:09:46,348 --> 01:09:50,893
Alice was moving a chair
from the living room to the dining room...
1186
01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:52,854
...and his back cramped.
1187
01:09:53,188 --> 01:09:57,650
And I did what I could, which was
massage his muscles...
1188
01:09:57,818 --> 01:09:59,360
- The muscles.
- To loosen them.
1189
01:09:59,528 --> 01:10:01,696
To give them warmth.
1190
01:10:04,658 --> 01:10:06,159
Damn, Dale, sit down.
1191
01:10:06,368 --> 01:10:09,871
It's a muscle
really deep and tense.
1192
01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:11,789
Hey, honey,
Can you bring me a beer?
1193
01:10:12,124 --> 01:10:13,541
- I'll bring you another Heineken.
- Yes.
1194
01:10:13,709 --> 01:10:15,543
Merry christmas.
1195
01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:19,172
What about you, Tiffany?
What did they give you for Christmas?
1196
01:10:19,340 --> 01:10:21,799
They gave me this
Mikimoto pearl necklace.
1197
01:10:22,259 --> 01:10:25,678
But next year I will ask
to Santa breast implants...
1198
01:10:25,888 --> 01:10:27,555
...because I'm impatient
with my body.
1199
01:10:27,848 --> 01:10:31,059
Tiffany, do you want to know which one it was?
my gift? A broken soul.
1200
01:10:31,435 --> 01:10:32,727
He already said that before.
1201
01:10:34,438 --> 01:10:35,813
- What a pleasure.
- Heavens.
1202
01:10:36,106 --> 01:10:38,274
It led to a spasm
really serious...
1203
01:10:38,442 --> 01:10:39,692
...so I did
a yoga movement.
1204
01:10:45,032 --> 01:10:47,116
I put my lips
on the breath analyzer...
1205
01:10:47,284 --> 01:10:49,577
...and I saw the numbers.
1206
01:10:49,745 --> 01:10:53,706
0.079.
1207
01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:59,087
I headed to the party
by Chad Michael Murray.
1208
01:10:59,254 --> 01:11:01,381
It was that year.
1209
01:11:01,674 --> 01:11:04,842
Sorry for the interruption.
With the children in the room...
1210
01:11:05,135 --> 01:11:08,179
...it's a good time
to make the announcement.
1211
01:11:08,347 --> 01:11:10,973
- What's wrong?
- It's over.
1212
01:11:11,757 --> 01:11:14,551
I'm going to move
with my friend, Jack Handle...
1213
01:11:14,719 --> 01:11:17,220
...and Nancy found a condo
in the city.
1214
01:11:18,472 --> 01:11:20,098
What is this? What's wrong?
1215
01:11:20,266 --> 01:11:23,685
What Robert wants to say
is that we are going to get divorced.
1216
01:11:24,103 --> 01:11:26,771
- Don't do that.
- No. No!
1217
01:11:26,939 --> 01:11:28,648
- The truth is, I saw it coming.
- No.
1218
01:11:28,816 --> 01:11:30,650
- Yes.
- Because of us?
1219
01:11:30,818 --> 01:11:32,861
- Why do we behave badly?
- No.
1220
01:11:33,028 --> 01:11:36,030
No, guys.
What Robert and I talk about most...
1221
01:11:36,198 --> 01:11:38,783
...we don't want
let them blame themselves.
1222
01:11:38,951 --> 01:11:42,287
- How can we fix it?
- Dale, are you okay, sweetheart?
1223
01:11:42,455 --> 01:11:45,373
- What do you mean, "heart"?
- I can't emphasize this enough:
1224
01:11:45,541 --> 01:11:49,169
- It wasn't his fault.
-Whose is it?
1225
01:11:49,336 --> 01:11:51,755
- Damn, I want to know!
- Let's stop fooling around.
1226
01:11:51,922 --> 01:11:55,467
- It was his fault.
- Robert.
1227
01:11:55,634 --> 01:11:57,135
They destroyed my boat!
1228
01:11:57,303 --> 01:11:58,845
They hit me while I was asleep...
1229
01:11:59,013 --> 01:12:03,057
...and they made Nancy and I
we would hold grudges.
1230
01:12:03,225 --> 01:12:07,937
- They are 150 percent to blame!
- Of course it's his fault.
1231
01:12:08,105 --> 01:12:11,483
They are idiots
and they live in their house.
1232
01:12:11,650 --> 01:12:14,235
- Shut up, Derek!
- Forgive me, but that...
1233
01:12:15,196 --> 01:12:18,615
Please don't cry like that.
Please don't, Brennan.
1234
01:12:22,453 --> 01:12:26,498
- Mommy!
- Give it!
1235
01:12:26,665 --> 01:12:29,501
I told you they were going to blame themselves.
1236
01:12:29,668 --> 01:12:33,463
- Mature once and for all.
- I think I'm going to vomit.
1237
01:12:33,631 --> 01:12:36,007
- I'm going to vomit.
- Don't vomit.
1238
01:12:36,175 --> 01:12:39,093
I'm going to vomit
the delicious dinner I ate.
1239
01:12:40,262 --> 01:12:43,348
- You're not going to vomit,
- He's going to vomit.
1240
01:12:43,599 --> 01:12:46,434
- Please!
- Oh my God, I vomited. This is ugly.
1241
01:12:46,602 --> 01:12:48,686
- Friends.
- This is not good!
1242
01:12:48,854 --> 01:12:51,815
- Look at me, assholes.
- Enough, Derek.
1243
01:12:51,982 --> 01:12:57,195
- One, two, three...
- I don't want you to take my photo!
1244
01:12:59,448 --> 01:13:00,782
IN CUSTODY
1245
01:13:01,867 --> 01:13:03,034
BEDROOM
1246
01:13:03,202 --> 01:13:06,412
Remember, I need
Let them leave the house tomorrow.
1247
01:13:17,383 --> 01:13:20,176
If there is anything you need,
whatever...
1248
01:13:20,344 --> 01:13:23,054
...call me. It's okay.
1249
01:13:29,228 --> 01:13:32,897
Hey, are you awake?
1250
01:13:33,232 --> 01:13:34,899
Yes.
1251
01:13:37,403 --> 01:13:41,155
I can't believe
that we have to leave this house.
1252
01:13:41,782 --> 01:13:44,158
I already know. I don't feel well.
1253
01:13:44,410 --> 01:13:46,953
We no longer have to whisper.
1254
01:13:47,121 --> 01:13:50,707
- Mom and dad aren't here.
- Yes, but we can continue.
1255
01:13:50,875 --> 01:13:56,045
- That's how I feel like they are.
- You must feel horrible.
1256
01:13:56,755 --> 01:13:59,924
I mean, I feel bad.
1257
01:14:00,092 --> 01:14:05,555
I can't imagine how you felt
when my dad looked at you and said...
1258
01:14:05,723 --> 01:14:08,182
...that it was your fault
that they finished.
1259
01:14:08,350 --> 01:14:12,228
How curious
because my mom said:
1260
01:14:12,396 --> 01:14:14,814
"If that asshole Dale
wasn't here...
1261
01:14:14,982 --> 01:14:17,442
...everything would have turned out well."
1262
01:14:18,235 --> 01:14:21,446
- Take back what you said.
- No. It was your fault.
1263
01:14:21,864 --> 01:14:25,450
Do you know what your problem is?
You live in a fantasy world.
1264
01:14:25,618 --> 01:14:29,454
You refuse to get a job
and you don't know what it's like to work for something.
1265
01:14:29,622 --> 01:14:33,207
�You don't take responsibility
for your actions! It's all your fault!
1266
01:14:33,375 --> 01:14:36,461
You are a spoiled child
who is afraid to sing in public!
1267
01:14:38,547 --> 01:14:39,797
Yes, that's it.
1268
01:14:39,965 --> 01:14:43,968
Run away, child, because you know it's true.
Just avoid everything!
1269
01:14:45,346 --> 01:14:47,013
What are you doing?
1270
01:14:47,973 --> 01:14:50,808
- Dale separated mom and dad!
- Son of a bitch!
1271
01:14:51,018 --> 01:14:54,771
Dale separated mom and dad!
"Dale separated mom and dad!"
1272
01:14:55,022 --> 01:14:57,231
- Dale separated mom and...
- Brennan!
1273
01:15:02,613 --> 01:15:05,782
Get up!
I know you're pretending!
1274
01:15:06,075 --> 01:15:07,742
Get up!
1275
01:15:13,999 --> 01:15:14,999
Brennan?
1276
01:15:15,167 --> 01:15:18,544
It's like in
Cold Case Files.
1277
01:15:18,712 --> 01:15:20,588
It's like in
Cold Case Files.
1278
01:15:21,090 --> 01:15:23,257
People die every day.
1279
01:15:23,634 --> 01:15:27,762
Bury it as it should be
in an anonymous grave.
1280
01:15:31,850 --> 01:15:34,352
- You're alive! My God!
- I know.
1281
01:15:34,520 --> 01:15:35,853
I already know that I am alive.
1282
01:15:38,482 --> 01:15:42,151
- You were dead! I saw you die!
- I faked it.
1283
01:15:42,319 --> 01:15:44,779
I used my concentration
ninja to lower my pulse.
1284
01:15:45,823 --> 01:15:48,032
- What are you doing?
- I'm burying you.
1285
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:51,661
- I'm alive, Brennan! I'm alive!
- You're going to wake up the neighbors!
1286
01:15:51,829 --> 01:15:54,122
- Shut up!
- No.
1287
01:15:55,290 --> 01:15:58,209
- Now I'm going to play your drums.
- Help me.
1288
01:15:58,377 --> 01:16:01,170
Close your eyes.
Let the earth wash over you.
1289
01:16:02,256 --> 01:16:04,382
You are to blame for this.
1290
01:16:05,009 --> 01:16:09,512
I'm exhausted.
I'm going to sleep well tonight.
1291
01:16:12,266 --> 01:16:14,809
- Don't touch my drums!
- Zombie!
1292
01:16:15,269 --> 01:16:18,146
Zombie! Zombie!
1293
01:16:19,732 --> 01:16:20,982
Leave me, zombie!
1294
01:16:23,068 --> 01:16:24,152
Get off!
1295
01:16:36,248 --> 01:16:37,832
I'm going to be late for school.
1296
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:41,544
I'm going to kiss you on the mouth,
Kenny Rogers.
1297
01:16:42,504 --> 01:16:45,089
- Get off.
- Hey.
1298
01:16:48,510 --> 01:16:53,222
- It seems like it's really over.
- You tried to bury me. That sealed it.
1299
01:16:53,390 --> 01:16:55,600
Do you know what I realized?
1300
01:16:55,768 --> 01:16:57,935
You are the one who dragged me away.
1301
01:16:58,103 --> 01:17:01,230
I'm going to get a job
and an apartment...
1302
01:17:01,398 --> 01:17:04,358
...and I'm going to make mom
and Dr. Doback reconcile.
1303
01:17:04,526 --> 01:17:07,278
I'm going to be the hero,
and to hell with you.
1304
01:17:10,532 --> 01:17:13,409
I had a perfect life
before you arrived.
1305
01:17:13,577 --> 01:17:17,622
My dad and I had
a perfect arrangement and you ruined it.
1306
01:17:20,834 --> 01:17:21,876
Hey.
1307
01:17:23,378 --> 01:17:25,588
We are no longer brothers.
1308
01:17:25,964 --> 01:17:29,759
We never were.
We were stepbrothers.
1309
01:17:42,648 --> 01:17:45,233
- That was one of your best.
- What bad balls.
1310
01:17:46,235 --> 01:17:47,485
Very good.
1311
01:17:48,153 --> 01:17:50,154
Look who's here, guys.
1312
01:17:50,697 --> 01:17:53,324
Can you give me a job, please?
1313
01:17:54,409 --> 01:17:57,662
T.J. make a bet at the office.
1314
01:17:58,038 --> 01:18:00,832
Hit the "Ken doll's crotch"
two weeks.
1315
01:18:01,333 --> 01:18:03,835
Doctor Angel Face,
I wanted to thank you...
1316
01:18:04,002 --> 01:18:07,672
...for seeing me at such short notice.
1317
01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:10,174
- Don't call me Angel Face.
- Sorry.
1318
01:18:10,342 --> 01:18:15,012
I'm very alone now
and I want to ask you to help me...
1319
01:18:15,514 --> 01:18:18,266
...to teach me how to be an adult.
1320
01:18:18,433 --> 01:18:22,019
Am I getting my high school certificate?
What do I do with my hair?
1321
01:18:22,187 --> 01:18:24,355
What if there is
inclement weather?
1322
01:18:24,523 --> 01:18:26,190
What are you doing? What do you wear?
1323
01:18:26,358 --> 01:18:28,151
You wash clothes
in the dishwasher?
1324
01:18:28,318 --> 01:18:31,279
I noticed that there is a long gap
in your employment history...
1325
01:18:31,446 --> 01:18:35,241
...and he says that for 22 years...
1326
01:18:35,409 --> 01:18:38,536
...�you went on a trip and left everything?
1327
01:18:38,704 --> 01:18:40,955
I'm going to be honest with you.
I need a job.
1328
01:18:41,123 --> 01:18:44,250
I am willing
to take any position...
1329
01:18:44,418 --> 01:18:47,253
...as long as I don't have to go to bed
with old ladies for money...
1330
01:18:47,421 --> 01:18:51,215
...or set bear traps.
Those are my two fears.
1331
01:18:51,383 --> 01:18:54,177
There is a banquet business
with a temporary job.
1332
01:18:54,344 --> 01:18:56,804
And you will be able to play with fire.
1333
01:20:09,127 --> 01:20:11,462
What do you want?
It's my online poker time.
1334
01:20:11,630 --> 01:20:13,923
I can make Catherine's Cocktail.
1335
01:20:14,091 --> 01:20:15,967
Slow down, Meteor.
1336
01:20:16,134 --> 01:20:18,469
I know what it entails and I can do it.
1337
01:20:18,637 --> 01:20:21,222
I want that meeting.
1338
01:20:21,390 --> 01:20:23,140
- Hello.
- Hello, D-Man!
1339
01:20:23,308 --> 01:20:25,017
- Did you put it in its place?
- Clear.
1340
01:20:26,895 --> 01:20:29,313
your brother wants
Catherine's Cocktail.
1341
01:20:29,481 --> 01:20:30,648
I have a lot of confidence.
1342
01:20:30,816 --> 01:20:32,566
Can you run with the bulls?
1343
01:20:32,734 --> 01:20:36,654
I've been winning and smoking,
defeating and depositing.
1344
01:20:37,114 --> 01:20:39,740
Screw it, let him do it.
There is no loss.
1345
01:20:39,908 --> 01:20:42,159
- Because if you screw up...
-Yes?
1346
01:20:42,327 --> 01:20:46,497
...I will have the pleasure of saying goodbye to you. but
If you do well, you will look like a genius.
1347
01:20:47,457 --> 01:20:48,833
- Is it okay?
- I understand.
1348
01:20:49,001 --> 01:20:50,293
The thing is...
1349
01:20:50,460 --> 01:20:53,296
...it's Catherine's Cocktail.
1350
01:20:53,547 --> 01:20:55,631
Are you saying "bang"?
1351
01:20:56,091 --> 01:20:59,552
It is the largest rental event
of helicopters in this hemisphere...
1352
01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:01,762
...since 1997.
1353
01:21:02,264 --> 01:21:04,890
- Why do you do that?
- I have to sell or rent...
1354
01:21:05,058 --> 01:21:07,184
...80 helicopters
to earn my bread...
1355
01:21:07,352 --> 01:21:12,023
...and if you mess with my bread,
Randy is going to eat your dick.
1356
01:21:12,190 --> 01:21:14,692
Like Kobayashi.
1357
01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:19,196
- I've seen him do it.
- Have you seen him eat a penis?
1358
01:21:19,364 --> 01:21:22,199
It was in international waters,
But I saw him do it.
1359
01:21:22,367 --> 01:21:24,869
I'm going to make everything perfect.
1360
01:21:25,037 --> 01:21:27,038
Why do you want to do this?
1361
01:21:27,205 --> 01:21:29,707
Do you want to get back together
to mom and dad?
1362
01:21:29,875 --> 01:21:31,167
- Why do I want it?
- Yes.
1363
01:21:31,335 --> 01:21:36,172
Because I want to make money, brother.
I want to attract women.
1364
01:21:36,340 --> 01:21:38,049
I want a Range Rover.
1365
01:21:38,258 --> 01:21:42,011
You better. It's Catherine's Cocktail.
1366
01:22:00,614 --> 01:22:02,406
Nancy. Hello.
1367
01:22:02,574 --> 01:22:06,077
Hello. What are you doing here?
1368
01:22:06,244 --> 01:22:08,162
Dale is working on the show.
1369
01:22:08,330 --> 01:22:11,207
Hey, this had j�cama, not cabbage!
1370
01:22:11,375 --> 01:22:12,416
Excuse me.
1371
01:22:13,794 --> 01:22:16,170
And Brennan invited me.
1372
01:22:16,338 --> 01:22:19,465
Can you believe that Brennan
organized all this?
1373
01:22:22,177 --> 01:22:24,762
And now here we all are,
in Catherine.
1374
01:22:24,930 --> 01:22:28,599
- It's funny, isn't it?
- Yes, it's funny.
1375
01:22:32,312 --> 01:22:34,438
Not bad.
It's going well for you.
1376
01:22:34,606 --> 01:22:36,816
Thanks, Randy.
I appreciate it very much.
1377
01:22:36,983 --> 01:22:38,275
I don't know what it is about your face...
1378
01:22:38,443 --> 01:22:41,195
...but I want to put one of these in you
in the mouth.
1379
01:22:41,363 --> 01:22:44,448
- Can I do something to avoid it?
- No, it's your face.
1380
01:22:44,616 --> 01:22:47,201
But you're doing well.
It's Catherine's Cocktail.
1381
01:22:47,369 --> 01:22:49,286
Everyone is having a good time.
1382
01:22:49,454 --> 01:22:51,956
You tried hard.
But if you don't change your face...
1383
01:22:52,124 --> 01:22:54,291
- ...I'll change it for you.
- Good.
1384
01:22:54,459 --> 01:22:56,585
The only thing I can do
is to consider that...
1385
01:22:56,753 --> 01:23:00,005
...and try to make the best version
of what you want.
1386
01:23:00,173 --> 01:23:02,967
I'm not hearing you
because your face drives me crazy.
1387
01:23:03,135 --> 01:23:05,177
- Thanks again.
- Boobs. Wait.
1388
01:23:05,637 --> 01:23:08,973
Hello, Catalina Cocktail!
1389
01:23:09,266 --> 01:23:11,684
How are they? We are Uptown Girl.
1390
01:23:11,852 --> 01:23:15,646
The most famous set
which plays to Billy Joel from the 80s.
1391
01:23:15,814 --> 01:23:17,606
"The Piano Man"!
1392
01:23:17,774 --> 01:23:19,692
What did I just say?
1393
01:23:19,860 --> 01:23:21,652
We don't touch that...
1394
01:23:21,820 --> 01:23:24,321
We must continue in the 80s,
having fun
1395
01:23:24,489 --> 01:23:25,656
Are you having fun?
1396
01:23:25,824 --> 01:23:28,284
I hope so, because sometimes
life can be hard.
1397
01:23:29,911 --> 01:23:33,414
And I know that sometimes
It is difficult to "Keep Your Word".
1398
01:23:33,582 --> 01:23:36,250
CATALINA'S ANNUAL COCKTAIL
1399
01:23:43,842 --> 01:23:45,759
They seem to be getting along well.
1400
01:23:45,927 --> 01:23:47,219
Oh, heart.
1401
01:23:47,387 --> 01:23:49,305
my god,
what a wonderful party.
1402
01:23:50,849 --> 01:23:53,392
- Congratulations.
- This is fantastic.
1403
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:55,311
I'm very impressed.
1404
01:23:55,479 --> 01:23:57,521
- Hello, dad. Hello, Nancy.
- Hello, Dale.
1405
01:23:57,689 --> 01:23:59,398
- Hello, Brennan.
- How nice to see you.
1406
01:23:59,608 --> 01:24:01,692
Thank you for hiring us.
1407
01:24:01,860 --> 01:24:04,987
It was an easy decision.
They have a very good reputation.
1408
01:24:05,405 --> 01:24:08,115
- Like in the old days.
- That's right.
1409
01:24:08,283 --> 01:24:10,159
�You have your glasses
night vision?
1410
01:24:10,327 --> 01:24:14,205
No. I sold them to pay
car insurance.
1411
01:24:14,789 --> 01:24:16,749
And you?
�You keep breaking boards...
1412
01:24:16,917 --> 01:24:18,918
...or making holes in pumpkins?
1413
01:24:19,085 --> 01:24:20,669
No.
1414
01:24:21,338 --> 01:24:24,590
But I started taking aspirin
to not have heart attacks.
1415
01:24:24,758 --> 01:24:27,551
It makes sense.
You have to pay attention.
1416
01:24:27,719 --> 01:24:30,763
- We have to leave the sweets.
- Thank you.
1417
01:24:35,018 --> 01:24:38,103
What a funny observation.
1418
01:24:38,313 --> 01:24:39,396
Yes.
1419
01:24:39,648 --> 01:24:42,149
Give it! �The empanadas
They are sweating!
1420
01:24:42,317 --> 01:24:44,485
I have to go.
1421
01:24:44,653 --> 01:24:46,529
- It was nice to see you.
- Likewise.
1422
01:24:46,696 --> 01:24:49,823
- Take care. Take care, dad.
- Sure, son.
1423
01:24:49,991 --> 01:24:52,409
- I was glad to talk to him.
- Yes.
1424
01:24:53,078 --> 01:24:54,245
I'm leaving too.
1425
01:24:54,412 --> 01:24:57,581
We must repeat it.
I think it suited us well.
1426
01:25:01,836 --> 01:25:04,171
- Maybe we'll eat together one day?
- Of course.
1427
01:25:04,339 --> 01:25:06,090
- Go to the Outback restaurant.
- Good.
1428
01:25:06,258 --> 01:25:07,967
I really like that place.
1429
01:25:09,386 --> 01:25:11,262
Thanks for coming.
1430
01:25:11,429 --> 01:25:13,222
I loved seeing you.
1431
01:25:14,641 --> 01:25:17,101
It was very nice to see you, Robert.
1432
01:25:17,602 --> 01:25:23,107
I think Brennan
He organized all this to get us together.
1433
01:25:24,985 --> 01:25:29,738
Excuse me. I think I'm going to cry.
1434
01:25:29,906 --> 01:25:33,284
It's curious. Goodbye.
1435
01:25:37,414 --> 01:25:39,790
"Light the Fire", comrade!
1436
01:25:40,375 --> 01:25:43,586
Come on! �Play something
The Stranger!
1437
01:25:43,795 --> 01:25:46,589
We only play songs
from the 80s, sir.
1438
01:25:49,843 --> 01:25:51,802
Their 80's doo-wop is terrible!
1439
01:25:51,970 --> 01:25:54,555
�Bastard, we only play songs
from the 80s!
1440
01:25:54,723 --> 01:25:57,516
Take the whore
of your wife here!
1441
01:25:59,477 --> 01:26:00,477
Shit!
1442
01:26:00,645 --> 01:26:02,730
- What's wrong?
- What do you mean "what's up"?
1443
01:26:02,897 --> 01:26:05,107
Take him away from here! Get it out!
1444
01:26:05,275 --> 01:26:06,567
Hey.
1445
01:26:06,735 --> 01:26:10,362
Good job, fuck face.
You ruined me! Goodbye, party!
1446
01:26:10,530 --> 01:26:13,073
- I didn't know I was going to say that!
- "I didn't know."
1447
01:26:13,241 --> 01:26:17,661
You cost me money!
So it's not even a difficult decision.
1448
01:26:17,829 --> 01:26:20,748
- You're fired, friend.
- Can't we talk about this?
1449
01:26:20,915 --> 01:26:22,082
No.
1450
01:26:22,250 --> 01:26:24,001
- Hey.
- Shit!
1451
01:26:24,169 --> 01:26:27,004
- Is everything okay?
- No. He just fired me.
1452
01:26:27,172 --> 01:26:31,383
- What happened to the music?
- The set left. The guy went crazy.
1453
01:26:31,551 --> 01:26:32,718
Derek fired me.
1454
01:26:32,886 --> 01:26:35,262
- It's not that serious.
-Robert, you don't understand!
1455
01:26:35,430 --> 01:26:39,308
It's Catherine's Cocktail! There are people
who has killed to organize it!
1456
01:26:39,476 --> 01:26:41,727
- Yes, it is very important.
- Well, an idea.
1457
01:26:42,228 --> 01:26:44,480
I see an empty stage.
1458
01:26:44,648 --> 01:26:47,358
I see a drummer, I see a drummer.
1459
01:26:47,525 --> 01:26:49,943
I see a microphone and I see a singer.
1460
01:26:50,111 --> 01:26:51,528
- Dad, please.
- What?
1461
01:26:51,696 --> 01:26:53,656
- We already left all that.
- We don't do it anymore.
1462
01:26:53,823 --> 01:26:56,283
Look, when I was a kid...
1463
01:26:56,451 --> 01:26:59,536
...when I was a child, I always wanted to be
a dinosaur
1464
01:26:59,704 --> 01:27:02,498
I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex
more than anything.
1465
01:27:02,666 --> 01:27:05,626
He shrugged his arms
and wandered around the patio...
1466
01:27:05,794 --> 01:27:09,380
...and chased the cats
and growl and roar.
1467
01:27:09,547 --> 01:27:13,050
Everyone was afraid of me.
Until one day, my dad said:
1468
01:27:13,218 --> 01:27:17,137
"Bobby, you're 17 years old.
It's time to put away childish things."
1469
01:27:17,305 --> 01:27:19,848
And I said, "It's okay, dad."
He didn't actually say:
1470
01:27:20,016 --> 01:27:22,518
"Stop being a dinosaur
and get a job."
1471
01:27:22,686 --> 01:27:26,063
But I thought:
"I will study medicine...
1472
01:27:26,231 --> 01:27:29,441
...will exercise for a while
and then I'll come back to this."
1473
01:27:29,651 --> 01:27:31,527
- Dad.
- What talent do you need for that?
1474
01:27:31,695 --> 01:27:33,237
But I forgot how to do it.
1475
01:27:33,405 --> 01:27:34,655
You are human.
1476
01:27:34,823 --> 01:27:37,032
- You could never be a dinosaur.
- Yes.
1477
01:27:38,535 --> 01:27:40,744
I lost that ability.
1478
01:27:40,912 --> 01:27:42,913
- And what is that about?
- Yes.
1479
01:27:43,081 --> 01:27:45,916
I don't want them to lose their dinosaur.
1480
01:27:46,376 --> 01:27:49,211
Yes, I hated how they were before.
1481
01:27:49,379 --> 01:27:50,587
I mean, I hated them.
1482
01:27:50,755 --> 01:27:55,551
But it kills me to see them
so flattened and normal.
1483
01:27:55,719 --> 01:27:57,553
Listen to me, ignore me...
1484
01:27:57,721 --> 01:28:00,931
...World Prestige,
that's what they need to do.
1485
01:28:01,099 --> 01:28:03,559
- Do you want us to jump in?
- Exactly.
1486
01:28:05,145 --> 01:28:06,812
What do you think, Brennan?
1487
01:28:06,980 --> 01:28:09,440
I'm very afraid.
I'm going to do the sensible thing:
1488
01:28:09,607 --> 01:28:11,191
I'm going to ask for insurance
unemployment...
1489
01:28:11,359 --> 01:28:14,153
...and to look for work at Rent-A-Auto.
1490
01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:17,114
Because they have an excellent
corporate structure...
1491
01:28:17,282 --> 01:28:20,284
...and they give you the tools
to be your own boss.
1492
01:28:20,452 --> 01:28:22,369
My dad is right.
1493
01:28:22,537 --> 01:28:24,079
I'm not like that.
1494
01:28:24,247 --> 01:28:27,416
I am very unhappy. Today I had myself
to get up at 10 a.m.
1495
01:28:27,584 --> 01:28:31,420
And although I just felt
a green wave of nerves...
1496
01:28:31,588 --> 01:28:35,966
...I'm going to make beautiful music
for a sad world.
1497
01:28:36,134 --> 01:28:38,469
- Give it...
- That's the boy I know.
1498
01:28:38,636 --> 01:28:40,763
People are going to eat him alive.
1499
01:28:43,057 --> 01:28:47,060
What is he doing up there?
Get him off the damn stage!
1500
01:28:47,228 --> 01:28:49,313
Hello. How are they?
1501
01:28:49,481 --> 01:28:52,858
I am Dale Doback and
I hope you like to relax.
1502
01:28:53,026 --> 01:28:54,777
Hit them hard, Hit them!
1503
01:28:56,237 --> 01:28:57,279
�Boats and whores!
1504
01:28:57,447 --> 01:28:59,323
Get off the stage
asshole!
1505
01:28:59,657 --> 01:29:01,241
Stop yelling at him!
1506
01:29:03,328 --> 01:29:04,995
- Horrible!
- Horrible!
1507
01:29:05,163 --> 01:29:06,538
He is a human being!
1508
01:29:06,706 --> 01:29:11,043
�Dale has a vagina!
1509
01:29:11,211 --> 01:29:12,336
No.
1510
01:29:12,504 --> 01:29:14,630
I need my boats and whores
1511
01:29:14,798 --> 01:29:17,174
He is alone. He's alone up there.
1512
01:29:18,510 --> 01:29:21,678
I need my boats and whores
1513
01:29:21,846 --> 01:29:23,680
- You are horrible!
- What are you doing, Brennan?
1514
01:29:23,890 --> 01:29:24,973
I need my...
1515
01:29:25,141 --> 01:29:27,392
Brennan, no!
1516
01:29:28,394 --> 01:29:30,020
- What did you do?
- God.
1517
01:29:30,188 --> 01:29:32,648
I couldn't stand seeing him like that.
I miss my son.
1518
01:29:32,899 --> 01:29:37,319
Let me sing a few bars.
Goes in soft and finishes strong.
1519
01:29:37,487 --> 01:29:39,446
-Hey, Brennan.
-Yes?
1520
01:29:39,614 --> 01:29:42,699
- Thanks for uploading.
- You're welcome, Dragon.
1521
01:29:43,117 --> 01:29:47,246
Here's a little change.
He's my best friend Brennan!
1522
01:30:43,636 --> 01:30:44,938
�Boats and whores!
1523
01:31:03,433 --> 01:31:04,974
�Boats and whores!
1524
01:31:52,497 --> 01:31:55,624
- You did it, Derek.
- I made a comet fly.
1525
01:31:55,792 --> 01:31:59,294
�Brennan, you are the best big brother
of the world!
1526
01:32:07,929 --> 01:32:11,640
...mats. Those who go
with the seats and I wanted...
1527
01:32:11,808 --> 01:32:14,267
Traveled 800 kilometers
to give you my semen.
1528
01:32:14,435 --> 01:32:16,520
Woodcutter
1529
01:32:57,061 --> 01:33:00,731
Hit those drums, damn it!
Sorry!
1530
01:33:42,023 --> 01:33:44,775
- We are World Prestige!
- World Prestige!
1531
01:33:44,942 --> 01:33:48,945
- Condemned Catalina Cocktail.
- It's the damned Catalina Cocktail.
1532
01:33:49,113 --> 01:33:52,032
�He is the condemned
Catalina cocktail!
1533
01:33:52,668 --> 01:33:54,043
Brennan, that was sublime.
1534
01:33:54,211 --> 01:33:56,504
Incredible. we are proud
of the two.
1535
01:33:56,672 --> 01:33:58,214
- Thank you.
- It was incredible.
1536
01:33:58,382 --> 01:33:59,548
Thank you so much.
1537
01:33:59,716 --> 01:34:03,594
I made my quota. We sold one
ton of helicopters.
1538
01:34:03,929 --> 01:34:05,596
How good!
1539
01:34:05,972 --> 01:34:09,517
I'm not good at
these sentimental things...
1540
01:34:09,685 --> 01:34:11,811
...but, Brennan,
when I look at you now...
1541
01:34:12,187 --> 01:34:15,064
...I don't want to kick you anymore
both in the head.
1542
01:34:15,941 --> 01:34:17,191
Thanks my friend.
1543
01:34:17,401 --> 01:34:18,859
- It was beautiful.
- Very pretty.
1544
01:34:21,488 --> 01:34:23,531
- What do we do now?
- We can hug each other.
1545
01:34:23,699 --> 01:34:25,783
You'd love it, faggot!
Sorry.
1546
01:34:28,870 --> 01:34:30,287
Well.
1547
01:34:43,051 --> 01:34:44,719
It's okay.
1548
01:34:58,817 --> 01:35:02,236
- That's what we wanted.
- That's how it's done.
1549
01:35:03,697 --> 01:35:06,365
We had never done anything
similar, it cannot be perfect.
1550
01:35:06,533 --> 01:35:08,367
It was ok.
1551
01:35:08,535 --> 01:35:10,286
We had never tried.
1552
01:35:10,454 --> 01:35:13,080
- Hello, Brennan.
-Denise!
1553
01:35:14,666 --> 01:35:17,585
Robert, mom, Derek.
Meet my girlfriend, Denise.
1554
01:35:17,753 --> 01:35:20,838
- Hello. How are you?
- The truth is, I'm your psychoanalyst.
1555
01:35:21,006 --> 01:35:23,841
- We're not dating.
- I understand.
1556
01:35:24,092 --> 01:35:27,720
Brennan told me she was leaving
to launch from a helicopter...
1557
01:35:27,971 --> 01:35:30,306
...to shark-infested waters.
1558
01:35:30,557 --> 01:35:32,725
I had the obligation
legal to be here.
1559
01:35:33,143 --> 01:35:34,310
I understand.
1560
01:35:34,478 --> 01:35:35,895
You don't want to seem
too anxious.
1561
01:35:36,062 --> 01:35:38,230
It's a good strategy.
1562
01:35:38,398 --> 01:35:39,398
You are a facilitator.
1563
01:35:39,566 --> 01:35:42,401
- It doesn't help you.
- And you are a good candidate.
1564
01:35:42,819 --> 01:35:44,612
What did you think?
1565
01:35:45,530 --> 01:35:49,742
Brennan, that was very brave.
1566
01:35:50,076 --> 01:35:51,118
And I say it...
1567
01:35:51,286 --> 01:35:54,580
...in the greatest clinical sense
and professional as possible...
1568
01:35:54,748 --> 01:35:57,958
..without any implication
emotional, intimate, sexual...
1569
01:35:58,251 --> 01:36:00,753
...or any other possible type.
1570
01:36:01,171 --> 01:36:03,839
My God, you're going to make me cry.
1571
01:36:04,508 --> 01:36:07,802
What poem did you get that from?
From one of James Joyce?
1572
01:36:08,261 --> 01:36:09,929
Alice...
1573
01:36:10,847 --> 01:36:12,890
...I like having sex with you.
1574
01:36:13,058 --> 01:36:16,644
It's true.
But you are also married.
1575
01:36:17,229 --> 01:36:18,854
It's over.
1576
01:36:19,940 --> 01:36:21,315
It's crazy. I'm a mom.
1577
01:36:21,483 --> 01:36:23,984
I have two children,
a husband, a beautiful house.
1578
01:36:24,194 --> 01:36:27,154
- I can't sleep with you.
- It was fun, right?
1579
01:36:27,322 --> 01:36:30,032
- It was fun while it lasted.
- Well...
1580
01:36:30,283 --> 01:36:31,700
...good luck.
1581
01:36:33,787 --> 01:36:36,664
Oh my God, Dale!
1582
01:36:36,957 --> 01:36:40,167
- Please don't leave me!
- Oh my God, look at that whale!
1583
01:36:40,335 --> 01:36:41,752
Where?
1584
01:36:44,881 --> 01:36:46,173
Give it!
1585
01:36:46,341 --> 01:36:48,717
6 MONTHS LATER
1586
01:36:52,180 --> 01:36:53,556
I was with Seal...
1587
01:36:53,723 --> 01:36:56,976
...and we take a helicopter
to Everest Base Camp...
1588
01:36:58,270 --> 01:36:59,895
...and my Sherpa's land...
1589
01:37:00,230 --> 01:37:02,273
- Sorry.
- Remember, we talked about this.
1590
01:37:02,941 --> 01:37:05,776
Come on, Brennan.
Tell me about the karaoke business.
1591
01:37:05,986 --> 01:37:09,196
It's going excellent, dad.
We call it Karaoke "N" Roll.
1592
01:37:09,531 --> 01:37:12,283
We have six bars,
three restaurants and two more possible.
1593
01:37:12,742 --> 01:37:14,451
- We are booming.
- Fantastic.
1594
01:37:14,619 --> 01:37:16,161
Many karaoke artists say:
1595
01:37:16,329 --> 01:37:18,831
"Let whoever wants to go up
and have fun!"
1596
01:37:19,040 --> 01:37:21,292
Our motto is:
"If you don't know how to sing, sit down."
1597
01:37:21,459 --> 01:37:24,086
- They are the major leagues.
- They are doing very well.
1598
01:37:24,296 --> 01:37:28,340
Guys, I have a surprise.
Christmas for Dale and Brennan.
1599
01:37:29,551 --> 01:37:31,093
- Do you want to see her?
- Yes!
1600
01:37:31,261 --> 01:37:33,387
- Of course!
- Let's go see it!
1601
01:37:33,680 --> 01:37:35,431
- Don't look out.
- I smell cookies.
1602
01:37:35,599 --> 01:37:37,266
Be patient. No no.
1603
01:37:37,601 --> 01:37:38,642
THE GOLDEN LADY
1604
01:37:38,810 --> 01:37:41,604
- It's just a pi�ata, right?
- Be patient.
1605
01:37:41,813 --> 01:37:43,731
Did you buy me a tiger?
1606
01:37:43,899 --> 01:37:45,190
Open your eyes.
1607
01:37:45,358 --> 01:37:47,985
- Merry christmas.
- Ah, damn!
1608
01:37:48,653 --> 01:37:51,906
"I can't believe that
you put the ship in the tree!
1609
01:37:52,073 --> 01:37:53,574
How incredible!
1610
01:37:54,367 --> 01:37:57,453
It's the Golden Lady! She's alive!
I can't believe it!
1611
01:37:57,621 --> 01:38:01,832
- How did you get it up there?
- Oh, Robert, how wonderful.
1612
01:38:02,459 --> 01:38:04,126
Pirate hats!
1613
01:38:07,797 --> 01:38:09,298
Hustler Magazines!
1614
01:38:09,633 --> 01:38:12,384
�Dad, how thoughtful!
1615
01:38:13,803 --> 01:38:16,138
Crossbows!
1616
01:38:16,598 --> 01:38:19,516
They finally came to their senses
and they gave us something cool.
1617
01:38:20,143 --> 01:38:22,394
They know that this is
totally screwed, right?
1618
01:38:22,562 --> 01:38:23,729
Clear.
1619
01:38:24,314 --> 01:38:27,900
Brennan knows how to use
that very stylish hat.
1620
01:38:28,193 --> 01:38:31,028
- Chewbacca masks!
- Chewbacca!
1621
01:38:34,824 --> 01:38:37,701
It's okay that mine
It is not of professional quality.
1622
01:39:04,020 --> 01:39:07,147
He said, "No, because you drove
my car last week.
1623
01:39:07,357 --> 01:39:11,276
And I told him: "You're going to buy it for me."
or I'm going to hit you in the mouth."
1624
01:39:19,828 --> 01:39:21,829
Oh, shit!
1625
01:39:27,877 --> 01:39:31,296
If they are Dale Doback
and his little buttocks friend.
1626
01:39:31,548 --> 01:39:33,716
"I don't hear, I don't hear, I'm made of wood..."
1627
01:39:33,883 --> 01:39:37,052
...�but I'm going to kick you
in the balls, Gardocki!
1628
01:39:37,554 --> 01:39:39,722
Let's give them!
1629
01:40:26,352 --> 01:40:27,770
Where do you think you're going?
1630
01:40:27,937 --> 01:40:29,104
Home.
1631
01:40:29,272 --> 01:40:31,732
- We have to show you something.
- Come on.
1632
01:40:33,193 --> 01:40:36,028
See that white dog poop?
Do you see her?
1633
01:40:36,404 --> 01:40:38,781
- Yes.
- It's not fun being there, is it?
1634
01:40:38,948 --> 01:40:41,909
- No.
- Your actions have consequences.
1635
01:40:42,118 --> 01:40:46,955
When you oppress people,
They rise with burning fury.
1636
01:40:47,624 --> 01:40:49,249
Go home.
1637
01:40:50,543 --> 01:40:53,670
We are not like you.
We're adults, son of a bitch.
1638
01:40:54,089 --> 01:40:56,965
Give my regards to your father.
We went to high school together.
1639
01:41:03,932 --> 01:41:06,308
The police will arrive soon.
1640
01:41:07,185 --> 01:41:09,728
It seems that way
It feels like being an adult.
1641
01:41:11,898 --> 01:41:13,649
Can I ask you something?
1642
01:41:13,817 --> 01:41:15,317
Yes, of course.
1643
01:41:15,485 --> 01:41:17,486
�When you arrived
first time home...
1644
01:41:18,196 --> 01:41:21,156
- ...did you play my drums?
- No, I didn't touch her.
1645
01:41:21,324 --> 01:41:23,492
I'm not going to get angry.
I just want to know.
1646
01:41:23,660 --> 01:41:25,536
I already know. Yes, you're not going to be angry.
1647
01:41:25,703 --> 01:41:28,413
I'm just saying I didn't do it.
I didn't do it, ever.
1648
01:41:28,581 --> 01:41:32,209
- Then I owe you an apology.
- You don't owe me anything, no.
1649
01:41:32,502 --> 01:41:34,837
Why don't you accept?
Sorry if you didn't do it?
1650
01:41:35,004 --> 01:41:37,631
Because I'm cool. It doesn't matter.
1651
01:45:18,561 --> 01:45:19,770
You have my passport.
1652
01:45:21,064 --> 01:45:24,316
STEP-BROTHERS
1653
01:45:25,735 --> 01:45:27,736
Don't worry. I won't be late.