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I've tried being patient with my agent
But then I had a change of heart
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If I get a text from another ex
I swear I'm gonna...
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Look at that.
Bed folds right into the wall.
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So bleak.
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We don't know anyone with a great place
who's about to die, do we?
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I just can't believe
that Fabrizio was so sensitive.
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I've said way worse things
about people who did not evict me.
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What about that one?
That one looks nice, actually.
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You want me to live in the Valley?
That is what you want for me?
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Don't get discouraged.
You're gonna find something.
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You might love it more
than your place now. You never know.
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This one's cute. I love Spanish style.
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Oh, it has a breakfast nook
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and a bay window.
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I might learn to knit.
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- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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What are you gonna do with three bedrooms?
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I don't know. I was just thinking ahead.
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Yeah. I mean, obviously,
you know, in a perfect world,
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we'd just move in together, but
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it's all about timing.
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You're gonna find a place you love so much
you're never gonna wanna leave.
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Yeah, that's fine.
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Perfect.
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She obviously wants to move in together,
but I let her know,
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without hurting her feelings, I don't
think it's such a good idea right now.
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She seemed to understand. You know?
She, uh, said it was fine.
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She said it was fine?
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God, you're adorable.
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Truly, what a pure soul.
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- What? I don't get it.
- Yep.
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When Esther says that she's fine,
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I understand that to mean
that she is not fine,
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and it is my job
to figure out what's wrong.
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And that applies
to every other woman without exception.
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Honestly, Esther's been saying
that she's fine a lot lately,
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and it's terrifying.
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Maybe she is fine.
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Last night, she pretended to take a call
while I was trying to connect with her.
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The home screen was lit up.
I didn't have the heart to tell her.
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- I don't love that.
- Nope.
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Well, I wouldn't worry.
You guys are solid.
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And I know Joanne and I are, too, but...
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Gotta tell ya,
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I really thought she'd be Jewish by now.
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I can't rush it.
I don't wanna put pressure on her.
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You know, I always think,
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if I could choose to be Jewish,
would I choose to be Jewish?
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Yeah?
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I mean, yeah, I love being Jewish,
but is it the best religion?
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I don't know. Never got to shop around.
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Oh! Oh! Fake. Oh!
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- Oh boy! Your boy went up high.
- Oh!
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Don't even try it.
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Peace offering?
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It's from Courage.
Have any idea how long that line is?
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Fine.
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Oh, wow. You have a ring and everything.
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It was his grandma's,
so I couldn't give notes.
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But it's fine. Come on.
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- Close the door behind you.
- I know how to close a door, Morgan.
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Actually, I'd honestly prefer
if you stand for this
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'cause I want it to feel formal.
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Of course.
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I'm sorry.
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Okay, so for what exactly?
I'm just curious.
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For being a monster
at your dress shopping.
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Wedding dress shopping.
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Right. Wedding dress shopping.
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- Yeah.
- But--
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Andy says that you can't start an apology
with "but," or it's not an apology at all.
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I didn't start the apology with the "but."
It was at the end.
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- Whatever. You know what I mean.
- Yes, fine. You're right.
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I'm sorry, period.
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You needed a friend, and I wasn't there,
and I'm gonna do better.
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So why now? I mean,
you've had, like, days to apologize.
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I just came to the realization
that I need my sister.
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- Okay, so there's a Noah problem.
- No.
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- Yes. Come on.
- No.
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- That's not... That's actually not it.
- Okay, what is it?
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I was evicted.
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- Fabrizio, like, heard all of that stuff...
- Oh, shit.
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...I admitted to on the podcast.
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- Mm.
- I'm just flattered he's a listener.
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Fuck. Okay, listen.
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I'm sorry. I told Fabrizio
that we gave him a shout-out.
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- What?
- I know.
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- Morgan!
- I'm sorry.
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- This is your fault.
- It's just the truth. I'm sorry.
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Okay, guess what? We are even.
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Whoo! Okay, all the anxiety
just left my body.
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- Fine. We're even.
- Yeah. Great.
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- Even Stephens. You're forgiven.
- Good. So are you.
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Hold on.
Why don't you just move in with Noah?
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- That's a great question.
- Oh, there's the Noah problem.
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Yep.
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I feel ready,
but apparently, I'm alone in that.
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But moving in with someone
before you think things through
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can lead to seeing a couples therapist
named Lois. So things could be worse.
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What? You guys are in therapy?
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If I'm gonna open up to you about this,
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I need you to swear to me
that you're not gonna hold it against me.
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You can't say "I told you so,"
or anything.
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- All right?
- I get it.
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And I swear. Okay?
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Okay.
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- So we ran into his ex-girlfriend.
- Mm.
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Helena.
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And she was prettier than you?
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- No. Not at all.
- Oh.
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If I'm being really honest in the spirit
of honesty and an honest conversation,
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yes, she's much prettier than me.
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Anyway, she
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is also his ex-patient.
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- Hm.
- Hm.
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Mm.
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Hm.
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Hm.
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You're having a brain aneurysm
trying not to judge this, aren't you?
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Mm-mm.
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I support you going to therapy
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and addressing your concerns.
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Thank you.
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Don't hold it against him either.
I'm gonna handle this.
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- Uh, great.
- I am.
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I know you will.
I won't hold it against him.
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I was gonna invite you guys
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to this happy hour beer garden thing
we're all going to.
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Me, Noah, Sasha, and Esther.
I do wanna get to know Dr. Andy better.
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Well, that's a start.
Honestly, it sounds kind of fun.
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I can drop little hints
about how fun it is to live with someone.
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You know? Really subtly.
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- Don't even bother. I think you're right.
- Hm.
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We shouldn't rush it,
and I'd rather move in with him
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when he feels excited about it,
not because I'm homeless.
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Mm.
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Andy says the word is "unhoused."
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So when I heard about Helena,
I didn't have an issue with it because--
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Helena! Oh my God.
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We barely got out of
that one alive, right?
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Oh my...
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Sorry. Go on.
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All right. Anyway, um,
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when I met her and, you know, found out
that patient dating is, like, his thing,
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I was, like, obviously very upset,
you know?
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Oh my God. Of course. Of course.
I mean, it does not look good.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, but life is unexpected. You know?
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It served him at the time. We had to
go through that in order to get to here.
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Oh yeah!
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We sure did. Wow.
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Okay. Um, anyway, it also made me realize
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that, like, I just don't know
anything about him.
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Now, to be fair, Morgan...
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Yes?
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...you have not asked me a single question
about me in two years.
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What? Are you fucking...
You were my therapist.
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I was paying you to listen.
I'm not supposed to ask you questions.
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This is what I was talking about.
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It's exactly what you said.
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This is what I was saying.
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It's worse than I thought.
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Morgan, I think you should
get to know each other.
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Andy may turn out to be
the love of your life, right?
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You don't want to mess all that up
for some woman named Helena.
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Morgan, just give me another chance.
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Please.
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Get to know me.
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Oh, fuck.
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That's moving.
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Okay, this one or this one?
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This one's got, like,
a Benny Blanco thing going on.
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This one's more like cool Japanese guy.
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I don't know. God, they're both so good.
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- Oh, I don't know, Sash. I don't care.
- What are you talking about?
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You love picking my clothes.
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Not today. Just do you.
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Okay.
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What's going on?
And do not tell me that you're fine.
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Sash.
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I'm just tired
of picking your outfits every single day
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and telling you
our bank account information
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and showing you
how to literally use the dishwasher.
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Like, I'm not your mother.
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Okay.
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Wow.
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Just do, um...
Sash, just do the Japanese guy.
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- That's what I was gonna do.
- Okay.
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I like the... I like the Japanese guy.
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- There he is.
- Oh, hey!
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Ey! Joanne, find a place to live yet?
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Not yet, but it's all good.
I'm sure something will come up soon.
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- Okay.
- I'll help sort through listings tomorrow.
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- Great.
- Have you ever considered Orange County?
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- Feels like there's cute places there.
- How dare you! Pooh, pooh, pooh.
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- Did you pooh, pooh, pooh?
- She pooh, pooh, poohed.
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Yeah, isn't that what you say
to ward off the evil spirits?
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- No, you did good.
- Yeah.
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Orange County, no. I refuse to be
one of those people who enjoys the beach.
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I just can't imagine that for myself.
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- I can't imagine living by myself.
- Oh, I can.
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Put something down, and then later, when
you're looking for it, it's still there.
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Sounds amazing.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- Hi, everyone.
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You're welcome. This hang
will no longer be boring because
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we brought a game.
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- Oh. Ah!
- Oh, hell yeah.
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Believe it when...
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"Answer these questions
for deep conversation," okay?
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"To address conflict,
uncover secrets, or spark play."
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- Ooh!
- High stakes, high rewards, guys.
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Wait, your couples therapist
gave you a game?
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Um, she invented it,
sold the movie rights.
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I'm an associate producer now.
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- Really? Wow.
- Isn't that crazy?
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This is very fun. We're doing it.
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I'm sick of having the same
boring conversations with you guys.
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- Oh, there she is. I missed you.
- Yes.
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Stop getting along. It's off-putting.
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- Joanne, I am picking you a card first.
- Great.
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- Wait, don't look at it.
- I'm allowed.
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"A time I pretended I wasn't crying was..."
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- Mm.
- Oh, wow. These are intense.
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Um...
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Oh, probably that car commercial
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where the dad drives away
and drops the kid at college.
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No. No. Joanne.
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No jokes. You have to be real.
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The one where the dad's
looking in the rearview mirror.
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He sees his son fading into the distance.
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- Sure. Yeah.
- That's sad.
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Joanne, something real.
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Okay. Um...
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Oh, I know what it is. Um...
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When Mom and Dad told us
they were getting a divorce.
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- Oh. Yeah.
- Do you remember?
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I mean, I was an adult,
and I was happy for them.
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I was just really sad
that it took that long,
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and I was embarrassed,
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so I hid from Morgan in the bathroom
while I cried.
243
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,971
Mm, you did?
244
00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:06,682
I didn't know that.
245
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,564
I hate it when you cry.
246
00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:11,692
Aw. I never get to see you guys
be sweet to each other.
247
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,444
I mean, to be fair,
248
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:16,280
I hate it when she cries
because she's a really ugly crier, so...
249
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:18,324
She really is.
250
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,825
See? You guys.
251
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:23,996
- She's back.
- The game is working!
252
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,868
"Weirdest thing I do alone."
253
00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:27,536
Uh...
254
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,587
I mean, I vote for every
American Idol contestant that I love
255
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,130
on all of my devices.
256
00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:34,799
I've been 90% right.
257
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,050
Can't unhear that.
258
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,010
- Who's next?
- Uh, Esther.
259
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:41,347
Oh. I stole a thong
from Victoria's Secret.
260
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,224
When I got arrested in Thailand.
261
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,226
- That was so scary.
- It was wild.
262
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,894
Oh, young Maggie Smith. 100%.
263
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,105
This is easy.
When someone says, "I read that,"
264
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,773
but they listened to the audiobook.
265
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,776
I know that I do that,
but at least I know it's annoying.
266
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,314
- Do you?
- Yes!
267
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,198
The boat is docked on shore.
I jump off, I hit the sand,
268
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:03,369
but the backpack is so heavy that
I just actually fall backwards anyway.
269
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,122
It gets wet. From the beginning,
I could've just jumped in.
270
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:09,333
- It's like a cartoon.
- Exactly. I'm, like, going in.
271
00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:10,918
That's amazing.
272
00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,837
Uh, Esther, I think it's your turn.
273
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,631
- I think it's your turn.
- Oh, goodness gracious.
274
00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:19,009
- Okay. "My deepest fantasy is..."
- Ooh.
275
00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:19,927
Hm.
276
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,471
Okay. Uh, my deepest fantasy...
277
00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:27,351
Oh, I know. It's to be Diane Keaton
in Baby Boom. Pre-baby.
278
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:31,647
Oh, she's just like a tiger lady
living on the tenth floor,
279
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,983
eating steak every night at 11:00 p.m.
280
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,860
No kids. No husband.
281
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:39,280
Right? She can do whatever she wants
whenever she wants.
282
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,408
- Oh my fucking God.
- Okay. That seems like a new one.
283
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,827
You don't let us eat past 7:00 p.m.
When are...
284
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,329
Okay, that's why it's a fantasy.
It's not real.
285
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,623
It kinda sounds like
you want it to be real.
286
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:52,001
- I think you're up next.
- Yeah, I think it's me.
287
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,248
It's my turn. My turn, my turn. Excuse me.
288
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,214
"What was a difficult decision
you made recently?"
289
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,049
Oh, this one's very obvious.
290
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:02,178
Yeah, sure.
Um, my decision to leave Temple Chai.
291
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,550
It was a tough one, but I stand by it.
292
00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:08,434
- Boom.
- But that was a while ago, wasn't it?
293
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,643
- I think the card--
- No.
294
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,812
That was a tough decision
to leave Temple Chai,
295
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,355
but the card says recently.
296
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,816
- I can't think of anything else.
- Really?
297
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:19,189
Nothing from like, I don't know,
this morning or...
298
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,364
Deciding if you wanna live together, or...
299
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,408
I don't think this is the place
to talk about that.
300
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,619
Everyone else is answering
really honestly.
301
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,662
- Sometimes too honestly.
- It's a game.
302
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,247
- I'll answer another card.
- No.
303
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:33,542
No, no. You can't do that.
I don't even think that's legal, bro.
304
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:36,337
Why would you not just
answer the question honestly?
305
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,209
Because it wasn't
a difficult decision, Joanne.
306
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,177
It wasn't?
307
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,799
I am sorry. I will explain later, okay?
308
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,927
No, that's fine.
309
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,848
No, it is legal.
310
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,936
Yeah, you can do that. Okay, it's my turn.
311
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,652
"What is something
you need to let go of or release?"
312
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,029
Oh, this one is actually pretty easy.
313
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:06,153
It is the anger
that I have towards my twin brother.
314
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,328
I'm sorry, you have a twin?
315
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,538
Yeah, Branigan.
316
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,916
Sorry, Morgan, you did not know
that this man here has a twin brother?
317
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,544
No. Nope. He didn't tell me. No.
318
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,795
Well, you didn't ask.
319
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:20,840
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have to ask
if you have a twin, right?
320
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,591
- Why would I ask?
- I'm sorry.
321
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:25,386
That's the kind of thing
that just comes up in conversation.
322
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,721
Well, now you know.
323
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:30,182
Because of this beautiful game, right?
324
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,475
- Who's next?
- Nobody.
325
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:34,019
- Don't think anyone wants to play anymore.
- What do you mean?
326
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,856
Everybody else got three turns.
I'm gonna take my third turn.
327
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:37,773
Great.
328
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,980
All right. "What's your newest passion?"
329
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:42,319
It's kind of easy.
330
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:44,029
Um, obviously, it's not new,
331
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:47,283
but I've been really enjoying
my jiu-jitsu classes lately.
332
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,242
Mm.
333
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,159
Sorry, what?
334
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:50,411
Uh, jiu-jitsu.
335
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,162
- Jiu-jitsu?
- I thought you quit.
336
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,248
Uh, no, I didn't quit.
I just stopped telling you
337
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:57,209
because you weren't interested,
but I'm actually a purple belt.
338
00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,671
- It's kind of a big deal in some circles.
- In which circles?
339
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,840
I've never heard you mention this.
340
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,712
Are you joking? I...
341
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:08,012
- I invite you guys to all my tournaments.
- I thought that was spam.
342
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,431
Okay, and now we know you have tournaments
343
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,266
that we're gonna go to.
344
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:16,437
Okay, yeah. I started doing jiu-jitsu
because I was so depressed at work,
345
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:19,273
and I was looking for somewhere
to put all the aggression I had.
346
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,567
Esther, I hired a job counselor.
347
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,235
Okay, sorry. It's okay.
348
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,778
- It's not okay.
- Babe, it's okay.
349
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:27,698
- You're shouting at a bar.
- Nobody fucking listens to me.
350
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,533
I gotta field everybody else's problems.
351
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:32,411
Noah's like, "Joanne wants to move in,
but I don't want her to."
352
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,038
- Sasha!
- "Now she's upset."
353
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,874
- You said that?
- He's doing a bad job paraphrasing.
354
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,500
And you make us play this game
355
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:42,379
because you literally don't know anything
about the man that you are going to marry.
356
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,089
- Oh my God.
- It scares you.
357
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,591
Are you fucking serious right now?
358
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,594
You're probably fine because I guess
you can marry the love of your life,
359
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,429
and she still hates your fucking guts.
360
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,682
- Anyway, happy for you guys.
- Sasha. I do not hate your fucking guts.
361
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:54,600
Oh, really?
362
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:58,270
Because you just described a fantasy
in which I do not exist.
363
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:02,399
- I'm an associate producer on this.
- It was an alternative universe.
364
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:04,063
And I swear to God...
365
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:18,619
I haven't seen Sasha that heated
since the Star Wars prequels.
366
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,913
He's in for a long night with Esther.
367
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:25,000
I don't think Sasha's the one
you need to be worried about right now.
368
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,175
Why don't we talk about
what's happening with us?
369
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:30,339
Of course. Yes, you're right.
370
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:41,767
Okay, listen.
371
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,143
Jo.
372
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:48,153
I'm so sorry. I should not have said
that it was an easy decision.
373
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,358
I'm just
374
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,694
a little confused, Noah. Um...
375
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,661
You seem to have one foot on the gas
and one foot on the brake.
376
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,539
And honestly, it's reminding me
of my previous relationships.
377
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:02,579
Am I not reading
the signs here properly? Um...
378
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:07,584
'Cause I assumed
that it was a difficult decision
379
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,384
because I thought
you wanted a future with me.
380
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,755
You know I want that.
381
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,216
Then
382
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:15,973
what's the problem?
383
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,809
I mean, I know it's fast,
but that's life, Noah.
384
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,936
I mean, I got evicted.
I need a place to live.
385
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:24,148
I'm in a happy, secure relationship.
Why wouldn't we move in together?
386
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:27,146
You know why. Because we haven't answered
the question of conversion yet.
387
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,778
Okay? And I am scared.
388
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,281
I am scared
that if we move in together now,
389
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,407
then that'll be it.
390
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:37,614
And we will never deal with the question
of conversion because we won't have to.
391
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,414
And I will be unhappy.
392
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,083
And maybe even resentful.
I don't know. I don't know.
393
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:47,046
I don't see
The same look in your eyes...
394
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:47,963
I don't know.
395
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,132
I mean, I feel like
I'm inching towards conversion,
396
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,593
but I... I can't guarantee it.
397
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:55,721
And what if it takes me
till I'm, like, 100?
398
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,635
Are we gonna be 100
and not living together?
399
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:03,103
If you can't move in with me as I am now,
400
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,272
I don't see how we do move forward.
401
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:09,151
Joanne, part of being in a relationship
is dealing with these issues.
402
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,277
And we will.
403
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:12,232
It's hard to stay
404
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:14,740
Leaving hurts...
405
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,700
I feel like
we've been saying that a lot lately.
406
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,744
I'm not sure which one is...
407
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,580
And what if we can't... figure it out?
408
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,498
'Cause tonight...
409
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,457
You know?
410
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:26,330
...the love I used to know...
411
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,876
And what if we're just too afraid
to say that out loud?
412
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:33,086
Don't say it.
413
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:38,175
Just how long it's been
I can't recall...
414
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:42,810
Don't you think we deserve
to be in relationships
415
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:46,767
where we can both be exactly who we are
416
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,353
while still moving forward?
417
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,362
Maybe.
418
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,901
...I already miss
419
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,613
It's hard to stay
420
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,699
Leaving hurts
421
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:07,955
And I'm not sure
Which one is the worst
422
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:13,794
'Cause tonight I'll hold the love
I used to know
423
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:19,216
Listen to a heart letting go
424
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:24,643
When you decide to say goodbye
425
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:29,106
How am I supposed to live without you?
426
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:32,229
I don't know
427
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:36,613
Don't know why I'm holding on
428
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:43,640
We both know that you're already gone
429
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:47,828
It's hard to stay
430
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:50,664
Leaving hurts
431
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:55,836
And I'm not sure
Which one is the worst
432
00:19:56,820 --> 00:20:01,717
' Cause tonight I'll hold the love
I used to know
433
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:07,514
Listen to a heart letting go