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- Thank you.
- All right, see you later.

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Dear Diary, I...

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Fucked Stanley Barber!

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You fucked Stanley Barber?

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Y-You don't have to keep repeating it.

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- Liam is right there.
- I'm sorry,

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I'm just processing.

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So, how was it?

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Honestly, having sex with
Stan was really awkward.

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- It was... great.
- Really?

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Something just didn't feel right.

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Really. I mean...

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so good at going down on
me, I was like, "Whoa!"

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So you wanna hook up again?

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I really don't want a boyfriend.
Just wanna hang out with Dina

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and for all this weird
shit to stop happening

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and for everything to go back to normal.

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One hundred percent.

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I'm worried about Brad.
He's in a lot of pain.

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Dina, he's acting like he's lost a leg.

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We were supposed to go to Ricky
Berry's birthday party tonight,

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but I don't think he's up for it.

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Oh, you got invited to that?

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Um...

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Yeah, I guess I sort of got invited.

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- Right. Cool.
- I don't know.

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I don't... think I'm
gonna go, though, so...

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What? Go take care of Brad?

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I mean...

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Fuck it. Why don't we just
go together, you and me?

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Please say yes.

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Ye... Okay.

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Yeah, let's do it.

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Okay, Syd!

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- Synced and corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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Hey, girls. Good breakfast?

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- Yes. Thanks so much, Mrs. Miller.
- Don't worry, hon. It's on me.

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- Thank you.
- How come you always make me pay?

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Because Dina is nicer
to me than you are,

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and I like her better than you.

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Okay.

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I'll see you later.

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Bye!

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Okay, so, here's the deal.

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Karen's dog got diarrhea.

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- Ew.
- So I have to stay a few more hours.

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So that means what?

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It means you can stay here and
marry some ketchups for me...

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Okay. No sale.

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... or you can take your brother home...

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without being an asshole about it.

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Yeah, okay. I'll take Liam home.

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Thank you.

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Syd?

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Yeah?

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Where did Stan go?

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What do you mean?

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You said that Stan was
going down somewhere.

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No! No, I didn't.

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- Yeah, you did.
- No, I really didn't.

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You told Dina that Stan
was going down somewhere

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and that he was really good at it.

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Yup. Uh, he's, um... he's
going down south to Mexico,

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and he's, uh, really good at it

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'cause he's such a great,
uh... traveler.

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He's a very efficient packer.

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- That's cool.
- Yeah.

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There he is now.

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Oh, yeah. Huh.

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- What's he doing?
- Just wait.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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So, it's good to see you again.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you too.

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So, do you wanna... do you wanna,
like, do somethin' later tonight

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or somethin'?

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Oh, God, what have I done?

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You know, I would, but Dina and
I are going to Ricky Berry's party.

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No shit? I'll be there too.

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- Oh, you will?
- Yeah.

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Ah. Okay, right.

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So, I guess I'll see you there.

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And we gotta go. Right now.

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Okay? It's... It's...

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Bye.

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Cool.

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Don't drop the ball, you idiot.

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Can we go the other way instead?

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I want to walk back by the train tracks.

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Think you can catch it?

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- That's the long way.
- I know.

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- It's good exercise. Uh...
- Let's go, now.

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- Uh, Liam, wait. Goob, what's wrong?
- The kid can't catch.

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That's Richard Rynard.

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Can you throw a little bit harder?

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That's the kid who might kick your ass?

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- Catch it.
- Uh-huh.

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Throw it to him, not me.

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Syd! Wait, stop!

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Please don't.

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Hey, Richard!

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- Yeah?
- You see my little brother?

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Do you mean the one hiding
because he's so scared?

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Well, you're gonna leave him alone.

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Got it?

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Yeah, sure thing.

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Go choke on a tampon, freak.

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You know what? So what
if I really am a freak?

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I could be okay with that.

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I mean, if I really can make
a nose bleed with my brain,

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then maybe it can be used for good.

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Um... Are you okay?

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- Bet you feel like a badass, huh?
- Kinda.

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Well, let me tell you something.

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One day, it's all gonna
go downhill, buddy.

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Your life will be so pathetic,
you'll attend high school reunions,

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because you know what?

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Nothing else is ever gonna happen
for you in your entire life.

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Yeah, you won't even have a dog!

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Now what do you wanna do?

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I don't know. I was sorta thinkin'...

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What?

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We could maybe, uh... do a puzzle?

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The puzzles are downstairs...

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in the basement...
where my dad killed himself.

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And I haven't been down there since.

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Is there really nothing
else you wanna do?

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Cartoons?

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Prank call the neighbors?

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You know, Ms. Johnson is
really nice. That's kinda mean.

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Yeah, I guess.

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Okay.

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Hang tight.

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It's just a basement.

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Just a room in a house.

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Every Sunday morning, Dad and
Liam would work on a puzzle

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after breakfast.

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It was kinda their thing.

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But Dad and I...

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To me, it felt like
everything was our thing.

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But he used to spend hours down here

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doing I don't know what.

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I wish I understood him better.

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Mom was the one who found him.

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He didn't even leave a note.

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Never explained anything.

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Why the hell didn't he leave a note?

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I mean, did he really have no
idea I was gonna be such a freak?

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I mean, did he think I
wouldn't need him around?

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I mean, why would he do that?

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Liam, are you okay? What happened?

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It's Banana.

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I... I think he's...

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Fuck me.

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♪ Every time you go ♪

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♪ Away ♪

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- Dear Diary, I murdered a hedgehog.
- ♪ You take a piece of me ♪

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♪ With you ♪

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♪ Every time you go ♪

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♪ Away ♪

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♪ You take a piece of me with you... ♪

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How old do you think Banana was?
In, like, hedgehog years?

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Super old, man.

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Like, 94.

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Banana was only 12 in hedgehog years.

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I murdered a tween.

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- Really?
- Definitely.

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Could you say a few words? I'm too sad.

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Uh...

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Banana...

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you were very cute.

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So much fun.

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That hedgehog didn't do shit.

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We both love you.

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Do you think that, um... Banana...

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is with Dad now?

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Yeah. Dad will take good care of him.

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I just...

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I wish I was there for you at the end.

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Had we known that you... needed help,

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we would have given it to you.

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This just isn't fair.

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You're gone now, and there's
nothing we can do about it.

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We both miss you s... so much.

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Everything's so different
without you around.

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Oh, God.

189
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When does this get easier?

190
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Dear Diary...

191
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... things are maybe getting
a little out of control.

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First, Brad's stupid nose.

193
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Then, Liam's adorable hedgehog.

194
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Diary, I feel like I'm racking
up a body count here.

195
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You know, I probably
shouldn't be allowed outside,

196
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but now I have to take
my psycho ass to a party.

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Okay, I'm so stressed out.

198
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Which one do you like better?

199
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The blue one is kind of
all about the boobs.

200
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The red one helps out my
ass a little bit, though.

201
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Which one should I wear?

202
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Both?

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You are useless.

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Okay, if we wanna be fashionably
late, we should leave in a few,

205
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so hurry up and get ready.

206
00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:05,640
I... I'm ready.

207
00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:08,840
Wait. Are you wearing that to the party?

208
00:11:09,350 --> 00:11:10,810
What's wrong with my sweater?

209
00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:14,230
Um... Nothing. It's just...
very comfortable.

210
00:11:15,190 --> 00:11:17,070
But, okay, what if, um...

211
00:11:18,650 --> 00:11:20,650
what if you wore this instead?

212
00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:24,780
- No, thank you?
- Oh, come on.

213
00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:27,250
Don't you think it's time
for the world premiere

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00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:29,080
of Sydney Novak's cleavage?

215
00:11:31,370 --> 00:11:32,990
You'd look so hot in it.

216
00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,120
Dina always makes me feel brave.

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Okay, fine.

218
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Okay. Okay, awesome.

219
00:11:39,380 --> 00:11:41,460
Oh, now it's time for your makeup.

220
00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:46,090
- I'm sorry.
- What?

221
00:11:47,050 --> 00:11:49,340
I feel like I've been
so distracted lately.

222
00:11:49,430 --> 00:11:52,050
- ♪ I was standing in your room ♪
- Oh, that's okay.

223
00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:54,220
- ♪ Without my boots ♪
- No, Syd, it's not.

224
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You had sex for the very
first time last night,

225
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and that wasn't even on my radar.

226
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,120
It still blows my mind.

227
00:12:02,190 --> 00:12:05,030
How long have I known you? And you
seriously never talk about boys.

228
00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:08,370
Well, now I have.

229
00:12:09,370 --> 00:12:11,790
Anything else earth-shattering
you wanna tell me?

230
00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:16,330
♪ And my skin is red ♪

231
00:12:18,590 --> 00:12:21,720
Well, I... I don't... To be honest,
I don't know. There's this thing.

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♪ Arm to arm ♪

233
00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:24,050
♪ And thigh to thigh ♪

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00:12:24,130 --> 00:12:26,840
- I, um...
- ♪ Even though there's plenty of room ♪

235
00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:32,388
... think there might be
something wrong with me.

236
00:12:32,390 --> 00:12:34,010
What do you mean?

237
00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:38,680
♪ Just like an owl ♪

238
00:12:38,770 --> 00:12:41,400
- I just feel different lately.
- Oh, my God. No, same.

239
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,730
Me too.

240
00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:45,950
Yeah, right.

241
00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:47,990
No, seriously. Like, the other day,

242
00:12:48,070 --> 00:12:50,110
I made a joke about The
Rocky Horror Picture Show.

243
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,280
No one got it.

244
00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:53,750
I had to explain the
plot to Brad's friends.

245
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They just looked at me
like I was batshit crazy.

246
00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:57,710
♪ Well, I don't think I'll be bitter ♪

247
00:12:57,790 --> 00:13:00,790
- Yeah, well, they're all idiots.
- Oh, I know, right?

248
00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:05,010
But seriously, everybody feels
like a freak sometimes.

249
00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:06,420
Yeah, I guess.

250
00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:09,670
Okay. Finishing touch... lipstick.

251
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:10,840
Absolutely not.

252
00:13:10,930 --> 00:13:12,260
- Lip gloss.
- Nope.

253
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,470
Cherry ChapStick.

254
00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:16,730
Fine.

255
00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:25,320
♪ Yeah, keep that sweatshirt ♪
♪ Wait outside ♪

256
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,440
- ♪ We've only ever talked ♪
- Amazing.

257
00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:29,570
Come on.

258
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,450
♪ For what? ♪

259
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Shit.

260
00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:41,420
Okay, I'm scared, but fun scared.

261
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,750
Like we're about to skydive for
the first time or something.

262
00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:46,970
Well, I'm not fun scared.

263
00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:49,720
Feels like we're about to
be eaten by wolves, like...

264
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,760
really drunk, judgmental wolves.

265
00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:55,340
We're gonna be fine.

266
00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:58,430
I just wish I could inject vodka
directly into my veins first.

267
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,860
I do have this.

268
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,900
Oh, my God. You're my hero.

269
00:14:14,410 --> 00:14:16,030
- You good?
- Good.

270
00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:18,209
Good.

271
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,370
So, I did it.

272
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,720
I finally went to a high school party.

273
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,350
- Hi!
- It's awesome.

274
00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:31,810
It was terrifying.

275
00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:32,890
So awesome.

276
00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:35,270
I was so afraid I'd do
something fucked up.

277
00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:36,350
Dina!

278
00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:38,050
Welcome to the madness!

279
00:14:38,140 --> 00:14:39,140
Hey.

280
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,560
Hey. Hey.

281
00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:45,990
Oh, gosh, don't tell me.
I know it. I know this one.

282
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:48,990
- Sydney.
- Right!

283
00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:51,650
I thought it started with an S, yeah.

284
00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:53,870
Well, you guys go enjoy, all right?

285
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,210
Ignore him.

286
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,660
So, should we, like, get in there?

287
00:15:00,870 --> 00:15:01,870
There's...

288
00:15:02,630 --> 00:15:04,010
Can we please stick together?

289
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,330
Duh!

290
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:07,890
- I'd never leave you.
- ♪ Then don't tell me we're lost ♪

291
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,920
♪ 'Cause I've been waiting for you ♪

292
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,550
♪ Don't tell me we're lost ♪

293
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:21,110
♪ 'Cause I've been ♪
♪ Waiting for you tonight ♪

294
00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:24,570
♪ Just don't tell me we're lost ♪

295
00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:26,320
Yeah!

296
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,410
♪ 'Cause I've been waiting for you ♪

297
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:33,570
♪ I've been waiting for you tonight ♪

298
00:15:34,870 --> 00:15:36,620
♪ 'Cause I've been waiting for you ♪

299
00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:38,160
Stan!

300
00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:41,950
So, Stan...

301
00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:45,590
Yeah?

302
00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:49,340
I just feel like you and I
have never really talked.

303
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:50,930
I... I guess not.

304
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:56,730
So you and Syd are, like, neighbors.

305
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,440
Like, close neighbors, right?

306
00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:02,620
Uh... I mean,

307
00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:04,848
we're, like, a... we're, like, a
few blocks away from each other.

308
00:16:04,850 --> 00:16:07,850
- So, I'd say... we're moderately close.
- Cool.

309
00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:08,940
Mm.

310
00:16:10,610 --> 00:16:14,740
- Sounds pretty close to me.
- Okay. Just ignore her, okay?

311
00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:18,360
Holy shit! That's Jenny Tuffield.

312
00:16:20,290 --> 00:16:22,500
Didn't her mom just send her to rehab?

313
00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:26,580
Yeah, but I guess 'cause
she's here, it totally worked,

314
00:16:26,670 --> 00:16:28,340
and she's all better now?

315
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,140
Yeah, right.

316
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,630
Oh, my God, I love this song.

317
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,888
- ♪ Jessie is a friend, yeah ♪
- We have to dance to this,

318
00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:38,560
like, right now, right this second.

319
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,890
- Come on.
- ♪ He's been a good friend of mine ♪

320
00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:45,180
♪ But lately, somethin's changed ♪
♪ And it ain't hard to define ♪

321
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:47,398
- Go for it. I'm good.
- ♪ Jessie's got himself a girl ♪

322
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,240
♪ And I wanna make her mine ♪

323
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:51,810
♪ And she's watchin'
him with those eyes ♪

324
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:55,860
♪ And she's lovin' him with that body ♪
♪ I just know it ♪

325
00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:59,750
♪ And he's holdin' her in his arms ♪
♪ Late, late at night ♪

326
00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:03,740
♪ You know ♪
♪ I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪

327
00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:07,500
♪ I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪

328
00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:12,930
- ♪ Where can I find a woman like that? ♪
- Now take this thing off.

329
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,500
♪ I play along with the charade ♪

330
00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:18,380
- I felt super awkward.
- ♪ There doesn't seem to be ♪

331
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,679
- Like everyone would look at me.
- ♪ A reason to change ♪

332
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,770
♪ You know, I feel so dirty ♪
♪ When they start talking cute ♪

333
00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:27,020
But you know what? The only
one looking at me was Dina.

334
00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:30,930
♪ 'Cause she's watchin' him ♪
♪ With those eyes ♪

335
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:35,020
♪ And she's lovin' him with that body ♪
♪ I just know it ♪

336
00:17:35,110 --> 00:17:38,820
♪ And he's holdin' her in his arms ♪
♪ Late, late at night ♪

337
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:43,210
♪ You know ♪
♪ I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪

338
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:45,790
- Bra-a-ad! You made it.
- ♪ I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪

339
00:17:45,870 --> 00:17:48,230
- Dude, I had to come.
- It's not a party until you're here.

340
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,630
Hey, everyone! Bradley
Lewis in the house!

341
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,010
- Speech! Speech!
- Quiet down. Now, quiet down.

342
00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:57,750
- He said be quiet!
- Pipe down!

343
00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:02,050
Eighteen years and
nine months ago today,

344
00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:07,060
George Reginald Berry and
his sweet wife Carol...

345
00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:09,470
That's not their names.

346
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,740
They were drinkin' a
little bit of pinot grig',

347
00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:15,820
and they were blastin'
some Neil Diamond.

348
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,730
And then, nine months later,
Richard "Dickwad" Berry was born.

349
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:24,540
And thank God for that because
the Berrys' birthday parties

350
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,460
are the fucking best!

351
00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:30,160
To Ricky, everybody!

352
00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:32,550
To Ricky!

353
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,300
Hi!

354
00:18:41,390 --> 00:18:42,720
You made it.

355
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,948
Yeah, babe. I've been
trying to call you.

356
00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:46,430
Thought we were gonna chill.

357
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,770
Oh, I haven't checked my phone.

358
00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:52,020
Okay.

359
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,310
Looks like you guys are havin' fun.

360
00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:56,480
That dress, though, is...

361
00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:57,940
You like it?

362
00:18:58,030 --> 00:19:00,370
Phew. Damn. Yeah.

363
00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:01,700
Baby, you look so good.

364
00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:04,660
We should go hang.

365
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,040
Oh, we are hanging.
You should dance with us.

366
00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:10,540
My ankle's killing me right now, babe.

367
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,120
Oh...

368
00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:17,420
Yeah, sure. Just let
me finish this song.

369
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,070
♪ I wish that I had Jessie's girl ♪

370
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:22,510
Sure, yeah, that's fine.

371
00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:24,470
Keep dancin'.

372
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,560
Okay.

373
00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:35,320
I should... go...

374
00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:37,060
just to make sure he's okay.

375
00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:38,990
What? Don't worry about
him. He said he's fine.

376
00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:40,700
I'll be right back. I promise.

377
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,820
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

378
00:19:49,910 --> 00:19:53,620
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

379
00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:10,430
Wow.

380
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,650
That was impeccable.

381
00:20:13,390 --> 00:20:14,390
So...

382
00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:16,850
what you... what you doin' out here?

383
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:20,310
- Just mountains of cocaine.
- Oh.

384
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,610
You do realize that the
entire cheerleading squad

385
00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:25,400
are actually doing lines of
cocaine in the upstairs bathroom?

386
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:28,580
Oh, my God. Is... is that why
they have so much energy?

387
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:31,460
Oh, totally. Totally, yeah.

388
00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:43,760
Okay, so I have...
I have a question for you,

389
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:47,170
and there's, like, absolutely
no pressure or anything.

390
00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:48,260
Okay.

391
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:50,760
Okay. Uh...

392
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,550
Would you...

393
00:20:55,390 --> 00:20:59,940
... ever, you know, would you
ever wanna go to homecoming?

394
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,230
Uh...

395
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:05,030
M-Maybe. I guess I'll see
how I feel on the day.

396
00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:06,110
Oh.

397
00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:07,360
Um, no, I mean...

398
00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:12,120
If... Okay. If you don't have plans yet,

399
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,620
and if you don't totally hate the idea,

400
00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:17,170
would you wanna go with me?

401
00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:18,709
I mean, yes.

402
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:21,680
- Homecoming is an outdated tradition.
- I just have to be harsh.

403
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:23,660
Tell Stan I don't like him in that way.

404
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:24,880
Deeply problematic...

405
00:21:24,970 --> 00:21:27,260
- I should like him that way, but I don't.
- But still...

406
00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:28,710
- Why don't I? Ugh.
- If you...

407
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,090
Okay, sure. Why not?

408
00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:33,190
I am pathetic.

409
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,100
Great!

410
00:21:35,350 --> 00:21:36,680
Great, uh...

411
00:21:36,770 --> 00:21:37,860
So...

412
00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:40,990
- So, I'm gonna go find Dina.
- Yeah.

413
00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:43,400
Uh, talk... See you later.

414
00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:53,000
Nice. Yes. Okay.

415
00:22:01,210 --> 00:22:04,800
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
Chug, chug, chug, chug!

416
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:06,640
Yeah!

417
00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:24,190
Oh.

418
00:22:24,730 --> 00:22:26,020
- Hey.
- Hey.

419
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,080
Are you crying because...

420
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:50,060
there's a dead animal
hanging above your head?

421
00:22:58,850 --> 00:23:00,060
Okay, talk to me.

422
00:23:00,730 --> 00:23:01,730
What happened?

423
00:23:06,230 --> 00:23:07,230
Um...

424
00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:10,370
It's just Brad.

425
00:23:11,530 --> 00:23:12,900
We got in this huge fight,

426
00:23:12,990 --> 00:23:15,580
and I honestly don't even
know what it was about.

427
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,450
That happens with me and my mom a lot.

428
00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:26,670
And then he asked me
for his jacket back.

429
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,640
Well,

430
00:23:40,350 --> 00:23:41,930
look on the bright side.

431
00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:46,990
At least you won't have to wear
that hideous jacket ever again.

432
00:23:58,030 --> 00:23:59,660
I guess you're stuck with me.

433
00:24:01,790 --> 00:24:03,250
I wanna be stuck with you.

434
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,180
So, I finally figured it out...

435
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,420
the reason I don't like Stan.

436
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,730
Uh...

437
00:24:21,810 --> 00:24:23,860
Syd, we're just drunk.

438
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:27,100
Oh, yeah.

439
00:24:27,190 --> 00:24:28,610
Sure, I... I didn't mean...

440
00:24:30,070 --> 00:24:31,200
Um...

441
00:24:33,110 --> 00:24:34,110
It's just not...

442
00:24:35,530 --> 00:24:37,280
Yeah, no. No, totally.

443
00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:39,410
It's fine.

444
00:24:39,450 --> 00:24:41,320
It's fine, really. I'm just...

445
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:45,880
I gotta... I... I... Uh, I'm
getting a ride home from Stan.

446
00:24:46,290 --> 00:24:47,290
So...

447
00:24:47,630 --> 00:24:49,220
Um... Okay.

448
00:24:49,290 --> 00:24:50,330
Wait. Syd.

449
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,250
Fuck!

450
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:47,760
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