1 00:00:01,534 --> 00:00:02,768 - [over tv] now playing to an open field ahead of him. 2 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:04,370 [phone ringing] 35, 40! What a block! 3 00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:06,071 - Ray, phone. 4 00:00:06,073 --> 00:00:08,774 - Take a message. 5 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:12,511 - Ray, phone. 6 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:16,515 - Hey, get me a-- 7 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:20,452 - Oh, no, get it yourself. That's the rule. 8 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:22,321 - [over tv] looking for the blitz that he knows is coming. 9 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:24,656 - Hey, gianni, you going to the kitchen? 10 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:30,362 - I'm watching the game. 11 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,798 - You're not thirsty? 12 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,801 You look like you're thirsty. 13 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:39,605 - You look hungry too. 14 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:41,540 - What do I want? 15 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,542 - Pretzels and ginger ale. 16 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,144 - And macaroni and cheese. 17 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:48,247 - Man, are they annoying. 18 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:52,518 - Yeah, at least you get to go home. 19 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,686 - Uh-huh. All right, thank you. 20 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:55,687 Thank you very much. 21 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:57,423 Hoo-hoo-hoo! 22 00:00:57,425 --> 00:01:00,526 Yeah, yeah, get a good look at this face, sucker, 23 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:02,461 'cause it's the last time it'll be the face 24 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:03,695 Of a man who's never been 25 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:06,098 To the greatest place a man could go. 26 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:10,069 - Wherever it is, I hope they have mouthwash. 27 00:01:10,071 --> 00:01:11,403 - Oh, gee, I don't know. 28 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,772 Do they have mouthwash 29 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:17,476 At the super bowl? 30 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:18,477 - What? 31 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:20,279 - Yeah, damn right "what?" 32 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:21,580 The paper is sending me to tampa 33 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,816 To cover the Friday press conference, 34 00:01:23,818 --> 00:01:25,284 And then I get to hang out 35 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:27,286 And go to the game on Sunday. 36 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:29,388 Hoo-hoo-hoo, hee-hee! - Ah! 37 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:31,223 - Oh, congratulations, raymond. 38 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,624 - Oh, thank you. 39 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:35,594 - You lucky freak of a moron. 40 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:36,695 - Hey, come on. 41 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,197 I don't know if it's wise 42 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:42,835 To insult the man who has an extra ticket. 43 00:01:42,837 --> 00:01:44,503 - If you're jacking me around, 44 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,738 I'm gonna rip your arm off at the elbow. 45 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,273 - No jack, dude. 46 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:51,777 You and me leaving tomorrow, super bowl. 47 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,679 - I don't usually do this. 48 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:55,280 - Oh, all right. 49 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,416 - This is the greatest moment of my life. 50 00:01:57,418 --> 00:01:58,884 I love you. Thank you. 51 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:01,487 Thank you, thank you, thank you, 52 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:04,156 Thank you. - All right. 53 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:05,190 - This is incredible, man! - Yeah. 54 00:02:05,192 --> 00:02:06,358 - Tomorrow? - Yeah. 55 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,459 - I got to go buy clothes. - Okay. 56 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,161 - I'm gonna need underwear. 57 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:10,529 - Yeah, get underwear. Get some underwear. 58 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:11,797 - Call you later. - Okay. 59 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:14,166 - Super bowl! - All right. 60 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:25,310 They still looking at me? 61 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:27,412 - Oh, yeah. 62 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:29,148 - You know what? 63 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:31,416 I'm just gonna stand here and wait them out. 64 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:37,456 - [gasps] you drew that yourself? 65 00:02:40,593 --> 00:02:41,760 - They're coming! 66 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:45,364 [beethoven's "ode to joy"] 67 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,553 [music stops] 68 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:10,889 [heart beating] 69 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:17,296 ["ode to joy" resumes] 70 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,267 Still there? 71 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:26,371 - Yup. 72 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,574 - Would you mind distracting them 73 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:32,311 With some nudity? 74 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,550 All right, listen. 75 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:41,220 - What's this about super bowl tickets? 76 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:42,321 - Oh, boy. 77 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:43,622 - You--you got an extra ticket 78 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:46,458 To the super bowl... 79 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:48,961 And you're taking gianni? 80 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:51,496 - That ticket should be mine, and you know it. 81 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:53,632 - All right, look, first of all, 82 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:57,436 Put the fork down, dad. 83 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:58,637 - I'll put the fork down 84 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:02,241 When there's a ticket on it. 85 00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:04,576 - Wait a minute. What about me? 86 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:05,911 - All right, the both of you stop it. 87 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:08,647 Raymond, you have to get two more tickets. 88 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:10,515 - I can't do that, ma. I can't. 89 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:12,784 - Just call up someone. You want me to call? 90 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,653 - Wait, no, ma, 91 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:16,255 There's nobody to-- you can't-- 92 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:19,258 - What's the number of the super bowl? 93 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:20,892 - That's not how it works, ma. 94 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,494 Look, listen. 95 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:24,263 Taking gianni is the only fair thing, okay? 96 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:25,564 If I had asked one of you to go, 97 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:26,932 Then the other one would have been mad. 98 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,034 - No. You would have chosen a family member, 99 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:31,436 And that would have been honorable. 100 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,839 - Oh, come on. 101 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:35,974 Dad, would you have been happy if I asked robert to go? 102 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:39,845 - Give me my ticket. 103 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:41,847 - Okay, listen, you know what? 104 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:44,283 I don't have a ticket for either of you. 105 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:46,585 I'm sorry, I told gianni I was going to take him, 106 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,987 And I'm gonna take him. 107 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:58,030 - Well, that's the way it should be, I guess. 108 00:04:58,032 --> 00:05:01,033 You take gianni, raymond. Have a grand time. 109 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:04,970 Hey, why don't you get one of those big 110 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:08,507 Number one foam fingers and wave it in the air? 111 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,042 'cause you're number one, raymond. 112 00:05:10,044 --> 00:05:13,779 You're number one! 113 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:18,784 But remember this... 114 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:22,554 One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. 115 00:05:23,556 --> 00:05:26,792 All right? 116 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:31,363 [door opens, shuts] 117 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:32,531 - All right, now that he's gone, 118 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:35,434 Give me my ticket. 119 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:37,102 - Dad, I told you, I don't have one. 120 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:39,838 - Fine! Fine! 121 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,006 Do what you want. 122 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,674 Let me tell you this. 123 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,644 I know what it's going to say on my tombstone. 124 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:50,482 "my son went to the super bowl, and now I'm dead." 125 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:56,688 - No, don't. Don't, don't, ma. 126 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,924 Don't--don't do it. - What? 127 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:01,560 - Don't try to get me to change my mind, okay? 128 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:03,662 I see you're firing up all the pistons 129 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,797 In your little guilt machine. 130 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:09,067 - I don't have a guilt machine, raymond. 131 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,369 All I have is the hope 132 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:13,772 That our family could be happy. 133 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:21,446 - There's a lot of miles on that machine, 134 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:24,883 But it runs like new. 135 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,551 - Can you believe this? 136 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,153 It's the best assignment I've ever gotten, 137 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:29,688 And I can't even enjoy it now 138 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,056 'cause everybody hates me. 139 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,557 - I understand, ray. I mean, you know what? 140 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:33,959 It's your trip, 141 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,660 And you're entitled to take your friend 142 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:39,731 Instead of your brother or your father or your wife. 143 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:46,471 - Wife? 144 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:47,906 - Yeah, wife. 145 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,007 That's me, remember? 146 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:52,744 [hums "here comes the bride"] 147 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:56,882 - No, I know the song. 148 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,016 [hums "here comes the bride"] 149 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:01,520 Yeah. 150 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:04,055 I know that song. 151 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,892 The happiest day of my life. 152 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,627 - You get to go on this great trip, 153 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,796 And it never even occurred to you to ask me. 154 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:15,467 - But...That's because this is football! 155 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,169 - So what? - Oh, come on. 156 00:07:17,171 --> 00:07:18,804 If you had two tickets 157 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:22,841 To the pottery barn grand championships... 158 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,843 Would you want to take me? 159 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,645 - Ray, I don't care about the football, 160 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:28,547 But what about us getting away together? 161 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:30,115 I mean, you're going to this nice hotel. 162 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,616 We could have dinner-- 163 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,185 - Okay, see? That's the problem. 164 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:35,020 I mean, the hotel--you know, with the paper's budget, 165 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:36,721 It's probably like a halfway house, 166 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:39,858 And the food's gonna stink. - You just told me 167 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,793 This was the greatest assignment you'd ever gotten. 168 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,862 - Well, that's the key word, assignment. 169 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,730 Nobody brings their wives, 170 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:49,100 'cause that weekend they're married to the game. 171 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:56,575 Assignment. 172 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:57,809 - You know what? 173 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,878 You said you were going to take gianni. 174 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,546 So you should take gianni. - Oh, I did tell him. 175 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:02,814 I told him I was going to take him. 176 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,950 - All right, so just go. 177 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:08,053 - Look, I don't want to go if you're gonna hate me. 178 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:09,521 - I don't hate you, ray. 179 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:11,189 - Oh, come on. Look, when I get back, 180 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:13,024 You and I, we'll go somewhere. 181 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:15,060 - You know, we should, because we never get away together. 182 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:18,129 - Okay, then we will. We will, all right? 183 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:19,664 And we'll go where you want to go: 184 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:20,765 You know, girlie land. 185 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:22,000 - Okay. 186 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,503 - Yeah, I mean it. It'll be great. 187 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,905 We'll wear matching sweaters, 188 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:29,074 And we'll walk in the mountains, 189 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:32,878 And we won't come home until we find a rainbow. 190 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,587 - Okay, you're all set. 191 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:44,022 Somebody'll be here in a minute to help you with your bags. 192 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:48,593 - All righty, thank you. - Great. 193 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:49,961 - Hey, ray, they got a frozen yogurt machine 194 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:50,996 In that restaurant. 195 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,631 You want a cone? 196 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:53,865 - No, not now. It's 10:30 in the morning. 197 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,667 - There are no rules this week, pal. 198 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:56,801 - No. 199 00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:58,970 - I'm getting one. 200 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:02,173 - Vanilla-chocolate swirly. 201 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:05,143 - So barone finally makes it to the big one. 202 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,912 - Hey, stu, I didn't know 203 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,780 The "daily news" covered the super bowl. 204 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:12,551 - Oh, yeah, yeah. Funny. 205 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,586 Hey, you know mary jo, my wife. 206 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:15,720 - Oh, yeah. Hi. 207 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,188 - Sure. Hi, ray. - How are you? 208 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,189 - Nice to see you. 209 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:19,591 - Hey, barone. 210 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:21,560 - Hey, doug, what's up? 211 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:23,194 - Not much. - Hi, ray. 212 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,796 - Oh, hi, lori. Hi. Boy. 213 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,197 - How are you doing? 214 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:28,333 - Hey, rich. - Hi, lisa. 215 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:29,668 Hi. 216 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:32,237 - Nice to see you. 217 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:36,641 - Wow. Look at all you...Couples. 218 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:37,676 - Is debra here? 219 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:40,245 - Uh, no, no. 220 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,681 She wanted to come, but her eye, 221 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,649 She got hit in the head with a flute. 222 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:46,051 Yeah. Yeah. 223 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,886 The kids--you know the kids, they throw-- 224 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:49,254 - Oh, my goodness. 225 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,189 - No, no, she's okay. She's fine. 226 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:54,826 She just can't look at things right now. Yeah. 227 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,094 - Okay, well, when I see her at school, 228 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,829 I promise not to rub it in too much 229 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:01,933 About all the fun she missed. 230 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,735 - Yeah, right, right. 231 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:07,806 Damn it, that's right. Yeah, yeah. 232 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,240 Although if you did tell her, 233 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:10,942 She probably wouldn't understand too much, 234 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,911 'cause that flute thing banged her up pretty bad. 235 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:14,245 Yeah, yeah. 236 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:17,182 - Here you go, raymie. Got you sprinkles. 237 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,755 No rules. 238 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,002 - I'm sorry, gianni. 239 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:40,071 - So when does she get here? 240 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,907 - She's driving in from the airport now, man. 241 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:46,044 - I can't believe you're bringing her here. 242 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,846 - All the guys brought their wives. 243 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:50,815 She deserves to have some fun, you know? 244 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:54,919 There's crafts festivals and outlet stores. 245 00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,791 Listen, 246 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,027 It's not going to affect us at all, man. 247 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,928 Huh? 248 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:06,197 We're still gonna golf all day. 249 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,732 It's just that at night, 250 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:10,035 If there's a chance for hotel sex, 251 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:14,906 I'd rather have her in the room than you. 252 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:18,443 - You don't know that. 253 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,111 - Come on, man. 254 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,681 We still get to go to the super bowl, all right? 255 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:24,416 Isn't that what it's all about, huh? 256 00:11:24,418 --> 00:11:27,886 [singing] the super bowl, we're at the super bowl. 257 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,221 - I don't feel like dancing now. 258 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,322 I guess I got to go move in 259 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,224 With your fat reporter friend. 260 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,927 - Hey, he's a good guy. Mike really is--he's a good guy. 261 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,328 - Yeah, and where am I gonna end up tomorrow, 262 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:40,331 When you fly in your mother? 263 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,332 [knock at door] 264 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,767 - Come on, man. 265 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:45,303 Just be cool, all right? Just be cool. 266 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,205 - Hey! - Hey. 267 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,107 - Ha ha ha. Oh. 268 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,109 Hi, gianni. 269 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,111 - Hello. 270 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,013 - Everything all right? 271 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,816 - Yeah, no, no. Everything's great. 272 00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:01,019 - I'll see you two later. - Okay. 273 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,231 Oh, man. Now I feel bad. 274 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,999 - No, don't. He still gets to go to the game on Sunday, 275 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,401 And you're here. 276 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,936 Come on, everything works out for everybody. 277 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,037 - All right, well... 278 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,939 Oh, my gosh. Look at this. 279 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,874 - Yeah, guess I was wrong about the hotel. 280 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,309 It's pretty nice. 281 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:27,312 - Oh, gosh, yeah, it's just--it's-- 282 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:30,014 Oh, ray, it's beautiful. Thank you for calling me. 283 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:33,251 - Well, it was weird without you here. 284 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,254 So my mom had no problem taking the kids? 285 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,157 - No. How lucky are we that she lives across the street? 286 00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:43,294 - Whoa. Whoa. 287 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,130 What, were you drinking on the plane? 288 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,499 - A little bit. 289 00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:50,802 So it is so warm here. I can't believe it. 290 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,504 It's 15 degrees in new york. 291 00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:54,506 - I know. Hey, uh, listen, 292 00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:55,974 The restaurants are all closed, 293 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:58,176 But they got the 24-hour room service 294 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,011 If we want it. - Uh-huh. 295 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,446 - Or... 296 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:05,216 I could put this "do not disturb" sign on the door, 297 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:09,521 And we would not be disturbed. 298 00:13:09,523 --> 00:13:11,356 - Hmm. 299 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:12,924 - Hold on, before you make your decision, 300 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:16,795 Let me just--let me throw this into the mix. 301 00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:22,133 - Come here. 302 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,203 - You are drunk. - Oh, yes. 303 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:31,509 - Ray, you want to get some breakfast? 304 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:41,186 - Good morning. 305 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,288 - Ooh, you look nice. 306 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:47,292 - You should see me up close. 307 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,860 [knock on door] 308 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,094 - Yoo-hoo! Anybody home? 309 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,396 - Who's that? 310 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,164 - Oh, you know, that's stu and mary jo. 311 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,099 Yeah, last night I told them that you were coming. 312 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,534 - Mary jo is here? - Yeah, yeah. 313 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,503 - Oh. 314 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,105 Hi! - Hi! 315 00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:04,609 I'm so glad you came. How's your eye? 316 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:07,245 - Crafts festival! What's up? 317 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,847 Can you believe this? I told them to come by, 318 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:09,914 'cause they're going to this place 319 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,216 That's right up your alley. 320 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,550 - Oh, debra, you wouldn't believe it. 321 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:13,585 They have this whole international market 322 00:14:13,587 --> 00:14:15,119 Set up downtown, 323 00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,455 Arts and crafts from 50 different countries. 324 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,990 - 50 countries? 325 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,893 I'll bet some of them are foreign. 326 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,394 - That sounds great. So when? 327 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,596 Ray, you should get ready. 328 00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:26,064 - Oh, well, you know, stu and I 329 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,498 Got to go to that press conference, 330 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,633 So why don't you guys go ahead? Go ahead. 331 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,335 - Okay, so we'll meet you later? 332 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,003 Is there, like, an entrance? 333 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,538 - Oh, we won't be done golfing. 334 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,206 In fact, you guys should get dinner on your own. 335 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,474 We'll see you later. 336 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,042 - All right. I'm sure we can manage. 337 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,344 Oh, debra, come on. 338 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,979 The shuttle's probably down there. 339 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,881 - Great, so go, you know, go tchotchke crazy. 340 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:43,982 - Uh, wait, ray. 341 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,049 - What? 342 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,218 - Could we, uh, talk? 343 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,453 - Do you need to get ready? 344 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,154 Do you want me to hold the shuttle? 345 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,090 - Yeah. Do you want her to hold the shuttle? 346 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,358 - No, ray. 347 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,460 - You want to take the next shuttle? 348 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,362 'cause, what, they leave, like, every half hour, right? 349 00:14:57,364 --> 00:15:01,099 - I'm not getting on any shuttle. 350 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,971 - Yeah. 351 00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,673 She was on a shuttle once, 352 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:12,677 And someone, um... 353 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:16,314 Called her fat. 354 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:19,050 - Well, maybe debra can catch up with us later. 355 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,385 - Yeah, all right. 356 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,053 - I'll see you at the press conference. 357 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:25,456 - Right. I'll see you there. 358 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,935 Don't you want to go to the crafts place? 359 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:37,969 - By myself? 360 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,470 - What are you talking about? 361 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,272 All the wives are going. That's what happens here. 362 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,141 Every day the ladies do something really cool. 363 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,276 - While the men golf. 364 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,212 - That's what happens here. 365 00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:51,149 - And when are we together, ray? Does that happen here? 366 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,117 - No, I'm gonna see you tonight, right? 367 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:57,355 And then it's gonna really happen. 368 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,690 Come on. Why aren't you happy? 369 00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:00,224 I thought you would like this. 370 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,093 - Well, I can see why you like it, ray, 371 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:05,997 Because let me see if I get this itinerary correct. 372 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,532 Um, in the morning, 373 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,300 You drop me off at wives' day camp, 374 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:15,106 And then at night, I get to be your super bowl whore. 375 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:20,211 - Wow. Talk about putting a bad spin on it. 376 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,146 - Well, how would you describe it, ray? 377 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,514 - It's fun. 378 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,316 I'm having fun, and you're having fun. 379 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,086 Why you got to get all potty-mouthed? 380 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:32,056 - Sorry. My pimp told me you liked it rough. 381 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:33,124 - What are you talking about? 382 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,659 Come on, what did I do wrong? 383 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,761 - I should have known this was too good to be true. 384 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,763 - Will you please tell me what the problem is? 385 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,666 - That makes it even worse. You just don't get it! 386 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:45,403 - No, no. I don't get it. What? I'm here. 387 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,238 I'm at the super bowl with my best friend. 388 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,473 I'm having a great time... 389 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,274 With your blessing, mind you, 390 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:51,309 And then I see the other wives are here, 391 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,610 And they're having fun. 392 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,746 And I thought that you would have fun too. 393 00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:56,781 I really did, I really thought that you would like it. 394 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,049 Instead, you're yelling at me. 395 00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,317 I mean, that's not fair. 396 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:04,088 You weren't even supposed to be here. 397 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:07,058 - What did you say? 398 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:12,430 - What, the whole thing? 399 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,099 - No, just that last thing. 400 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,635 - Oh. Whatever that was, that wasn't the last thing, 401 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,370 'cause the last thing was going to be, 402 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:23,508 "I'm sorry and I'm stupid." 403 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:26,577 Oh. Oh. 404 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:32,183 Come on. 405 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,820 What's the matter? 406 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,321 - You know what? 407 00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:40,291 You never make plans with me. 408 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,260 We hardly spend any time together, 409 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,095 And it doesn't seem to bother you. 410 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,297 The last thing we did together, what was it? 411 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,566 Uh, oh, we stopped at a drive-through 412 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,368 On the way home from me taking you to the doctor 413 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,736 To get your ear drained. 414 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:55,239 - That's right. We had those great tacos. 415 00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,811 - Look, I know that this is the super bowl, 416 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:03,381 But it's just... 417 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,450 I was so happy on the plane ride over here 418 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,685 Because I thought that you-- 419 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,655 Oh, you know, forget it. I'm gonna go home. 420 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,623 - No. No, no. You're not gonna go home. 421 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,625 No, look, I'm not gonna go golfing. 422 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,527 I'll go to the press conference, and you and I get 423 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,695 The first shuttle to the 50 countries. 424 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,430 - No, ray. 425 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,466 - No, come on, I want to. We're gonna do that. 426 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:22,800 And after that, we're gonna have dinner, 427 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:26,737 And then after that, no sex. You deserve it. 428 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,776 - Doing that because you feel bad 429 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,644 Is not what I wanted. 430 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:36,380 - Listen, no. That's where you're wrong, okay? 431 00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:38,349 I want to spend time with you. 432 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,417 - Well, you'll have a good 20 minutes 433 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,785 When you take me to the airport. 434 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:41,819 - Well, look, that's not even funny. 435 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,287 Will you stop packing, please? 436 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,622 Come on, we're gonna hang out today. 437 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,823 We're gonna hang out tomorrow too, 438 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,391 And we're gonna hang out Sunday. 439 00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:48,793 I'm not even going to go to the super bowl! 440 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,528 - What? 441 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,697 - Listen, I know it's hard for you to believe me, 442 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,632 But I like spending time with you, and I mean it. 443 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,568 I won't go--I will not go to the super bowl. 444 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,270 - All right, I get what you're trying to do. 445 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,705 - I'm not trying, all right? I'm gonna do it. 446 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,773 I'm gonna rip up the tickets. Where are they? 447 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,242 - Yeah, all right, okay. 448 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,510 - You don't think so, right? 449 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,211 You think I'm playing? All right. 450 00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:09,180 Just let me find them. 451 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,681 Here they are. Here they are. 452 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,316 - All right, I get it, ray. 453 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,784 - No, no, you don't get it. There you go! 454 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,353 - Stop! What are you doing? 455 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,454 - I don't stop it, baby. I keep going, see? 456 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:17,788 Oh, maybe you think 457 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,624 I could scotch-tape them back together, okay. 458 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,225 - No. Ray, don't! 459 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:24,428 - Now I can't. See? Whoa, wait a minute. 460 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:25,763 Here's two little pieces that fell. 461 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,398 Maybe I can get in with just these pieces. 462 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,935 You think so? [mumbles] I don't think so. 463 00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:49,353 All gone. 464 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,389 - I can't believe you did that. 465 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,424 - I love you. 466 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,193 - Why would you do that to me? 467 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,594 - Come on! You're supposed to be happy! 468 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,696 What are you doing? Hitting isn't happy. 469 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,498 - Why would you rip up the super bowl tickets? 470 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,832 I don't want you to give up the super bowl. 471 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,734 How selfish do you think I am? 472 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,403 You love the super bowl! 473 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,671 - That's the point I'm trying to make. 474 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,573 I love you more than the super bowl! 475 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:09,941 - The offer would've been enough. 476 00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:11,609 For the rest of my life, I'm gonna be known 477 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,778 As the wife who made you eat your super bowl tickets! 478 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,746 - No, wait a minute. 479 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,582 I only ate the tickets so you could be happy. 480 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,783 You have to be happy! 481 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,651 - Nobody told you to do that! 482 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,253 - That's right! That's the good part! 483 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:23,521 I want to spend time with you! 484 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,855 - And I want to spend time with you! 485 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:28,492 - Well, we got plenty of time now! 486 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:48,813 Now I'm a little unhappy. 487 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,514 - What about gianni? 488 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:51,582 You ripped up his ticket too. 489 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,986 What are you gonna tell him? 490 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:01,859 That you made me do it. 491 00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:08,966 - Second down and nine. 492 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,602 [cheering] near the 35. 493 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,938 Just over nine minutes to go in the quarter 494 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:17,475 And they need to score on this drive. 495 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:20,745 Looking for the blitz that he knows is coming. 496 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:24,482 And it is!