1 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:11,791 41 MISSED CALLS 172 UNREAD EMAILS, 134 NEW 2 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:20,174 SAM LAVILLE MISSED CALL SAM LAVILLE CALL ME BACK TODAY 3 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:29,363 EX PAT I MISS YOU 4 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:35,369 IT'S BEEN TAKING SO LONG, IT'S PAINFUL. 5 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,154 I'm freezing. 6 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:48,864 Can't wait. 7 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,075 Can't breathe. 8 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:58,475 Okay then. Just lie down under it. 9 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,311 What does that plaster do? 10 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:03,939 That makes me 50% less disturbed. 11 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:06,525 Keeps my vagina moist. 12 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:08,650 Am I not keeping your vagina moist? 13 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:10,636 Honey... 14 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,471 Almost. 15 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:16,023 Just take it off. It's worked out. 16 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:22,898 Just kidding. 17 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:27,671 Never mind. 18 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:29,590 I'll do just that. -That lasts forever. 19 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:31,115 I'm trying. 20 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:35,735 Is it weird that I find that romantic? 21 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:39,475 No. There is no more beautiful romantic gesture... 22 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:43,533 then leftover paste picking off an estrogen patch. 23 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:52,488 Lorcan's stupid... 24 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,615 Okay. -I will never truly be free. 25 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:57,534 Now I understand why you married him. Handy with photoshop. 26 00:01:57,659 --> 00:02:00,537 SAM LAVILLE INCOMING CALL 27 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:02,289 What is it? 28 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,249 She's being so strange to me right now. 29 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,001 Because you're pushing the boundaries? 30 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,169 I don't do that. 31 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,463 Sorry, working from home. -No, I... 32 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:11,465 We both do that. -I can do more. 33 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:15,093 She's pissed because I sold a book. 34 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:18,514 Did you see the news? Jesse has a nomination... 35 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,557 at Women's Lit Awards. -What? 36 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:23,310 A damn lifetime achievement award for Charlotte. 37 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:25,979 Finally. -Nominations. 38 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:28,232 Can you pass it on to Jessie? 39 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,757 Are you by any chance in the office today? 40 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,904 The last time I won something was a year of chips... 41 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,948 when I was 12, at a lottery. 42 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:38,242 Congratulations, honey. I'm happy for you. 43 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:39,785 What is this? 44 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,828 Have I got everything together? 45 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,582 I've never had that before. 46 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:48,043 Usually it's just a little. 47 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:50,379 Or nothing. -No bag? 48 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,173 I'm making tea and toast to celebrate. 49 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:55,217 Yes. -And then we get up... 50 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:58,428 and conquer the city. -We will. 51 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:15,946 Oh shit. Guard. 52 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,014 Come on. 53 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:21,493 Come on, say. 54 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:27,904 I'm just going to walk. Getting my steps. -That's good for you. 55 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,483 Beautiful day for it. 56 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:35,465 YOU AND ME FOREVER 57 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,316 Then the fact that you cannot refuse pleasure. 58 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:43,807 I got cocktail poisoning during a book tour in 1989... 59 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:48,228 which is possible among the first of my mini-strokes. 60 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:52,232 Nice suit. 61 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,806 Good morning. 62 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,535 Congratulations. 63 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,078 Yes, huh? Is Sam here? 64 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:09,082 Yes, she asked me everyone to gather for some champagne. 65 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:11,585 But briefly, Jessie Finlay called again. 66 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:12,711 Should I plan something? 67 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:15,369 She called yesterday too. -I'll do it. 68 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,841 Get off me. 69 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,260 Just cuddle. I didn't see you this morning. 70 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,220 You were in bed. -Busy reading... 71 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,014 because things are better at home. 72 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:26,600 How are you? Slept well? I slept wonderfully. 73 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:28,852 Sleep is the basis of everything, right? 74 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,377 You're acting strange. Stop it. 75 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:32,439 Hi. 76 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:33,964 Why are you laughing? 77 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,192 Why am I laughing? 78 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:36,610 I just spoke Blazing. 79 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:39,988 Foaming at the mouth about the podcast interview from Charlotte. 80 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,324 Apparently she denied it to have a daughter? 81 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,649 You arranged things with her, right? 82 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:49,414 But then the PR team took over. 83 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,957 I'm quite angry with them. 84 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:53,335 Like: keep me informed. 85 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:57,631 But don't let her be our incredible overshadow achievement, okay? 86 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,424 Did you call Jessie? 87 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:01,216 Yes, I called Jessie. 88 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:10,060 You should take the time to celebrate. 89 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:11,770 We deserve all this. 90 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:15,816 Our job is to build a home where writers can grow into winners... 91 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:19,778 and international bestsellers and movies are made of it. 92 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:22,531 We're doing a deal for Baby Fingers now. 93 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:29,204 I've always said that I had to work twice as hard... 94 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,915 like another, to get half as far... 95 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,417 but here I am. -For Alex. 96 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:35,942 Sometimes you just have to... -Flowers for me? 97 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,737 Flowers for me. 98 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,466 Oh my god. A vase. -May I have a moment? 99 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,677 Shit, sorry, move on. 100 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,429 You have to sacrifice a lot... 101 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:48,432 and sometimes you hardly recognize yourself anymore... 102 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,851 so it must... -No vases. 103 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,376 ...be worth it. 104 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,354 Is this also good? 105 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:55,439 Enjoy it. 106 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,023 Cheers. 107 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:00,944 I was moved. 108 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:04,072 I think everyone that... 109 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:08,225 Look, my flowers. 110 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:11,311 Beautiful dress. 111 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:12,938 What did you say? 112 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:15,917 Beautiful dress. 113 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:19,152 Thank you. 114 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,091 Are we going to have another drink? 115 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,618 Nice pants. 116 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:32,768 How did you know? 117 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,960 Small study on women. 118 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,731 We should celebrate that. I'll take you. 119 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,107 To kill me? 120 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,276 Just sit on the couch for a moment. 121 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,653 I'll do it quickly. You don't notice anything. Good? 122 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:44,905 I have a son. 123 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,430 Okay, then no. 124 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,408 Where do you want to have lunch? 125 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,452 Don't know. 126 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,038 Sorry, Jessie Finlay is here. 127 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:54,289 Is she here? 128 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,540 Has she seen me? 129 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,626 No idea. -Quickly close the curtain. 130 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,836 Alex? -She probably sees me. 131 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,590 I'll call you back. 132 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,887 I didn't expect... -I was followed, I think. 133 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,764 What? -I had to leave. I'm going crazy. 134 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:12,349 I sent you flowers. 135 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,142 Didn't get it at the hotel. 136 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,977 Flowers? -In a hotel? 137 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:19,189 There's a stalker at my apartment. -You're nominated. 138 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:20,482 Congratulations. 139 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,609 Let's... 140 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:29,241 Let's sit somewhere more private. 141 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,766 Quick. 142 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,827 That sounds terrible. 143 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,121 Scary stalker outside you... 144 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,586 And he followed me, I think. 145 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:45,799 We need to get the police involved when someone is at your house. 146 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:47,384 I called you. 147 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,678 I don't know how I missed that... 148 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,847 Stop checking your messages. -No, I... 149 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,391 You used to call me every day. 150 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:55,475 That was quite a lot. 151 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:59,104 You can't make someone so dependent and then salt it up. 152 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:01,022 Sorry. I know... 153 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,149 I can't handle it, there's so much. 154 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:04,860 My mother is sick. 155 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,385 She is... 156 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:09,614 She has diabetes and an amputation became infected. 157 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,367 What was amputated? 158 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,143 Her toe. 159 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,021 Two toes. 160 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,835 I'm sorry. 161 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,503 I didn't know she was sick. 162 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,338 I thought you were a bitch. 163 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:26,965 Yes, no... -Honey. 164 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,677 Flowers. 165 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,053 That's nice. 166 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,722 At least you're being celebrated. 167 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,807 That's for the nomination. 168 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,226 They are... Do you want you? 169 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:43,398 When you're done to send more pages. 170 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,649 I don't have anything yet. 171 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,735 Yes, no, take it easy. 172 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,727 I'll see you at the awards ceremony. 173 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,740 Just bring the French press back. 174 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,743 Yes. -Congratulations again. 175 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:03,626 DELLY MISSED CALL, 2 DAYS AGO 176 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:08,048 SORRY I WAS ABSENT. SATURDAY IN THE PARK? 177 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:13,303 Sorry to disrupt your speech with my flowers. 178 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,180 Are you going to celebrate tonight? Yes, right? 179 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:18,433 Yes, by going to bed at half past eight... 180 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,186 as soon as Frank is done with moans and groans. 181 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,063 I thought you were mad at me. 182 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:26,316 Because I walk around feeling smug and 'have everything'. 183 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:27,901 What? -Everything. 184 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:31,029 The partner, happy child, the job. 185 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,198 The balance... -I've dropped out. 186 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,576 Congratulations again. 187 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,524 Is your mom pissed at me? 188 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:48,630 Normally she always texts, I have to sit with everything. 189 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,155 I don't think so. 190 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,300 I think she's happy. 191 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,970 Real? -I think she's happy. 192 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:58,562 This is what her face used to look like when I was eight. 193 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:03,478 It's weird, but she's had ages no whining about anything... 194 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,688 so let's enjoy it. 195 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,632 Plum. 196 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,320 Freddie. Glad you're here. 197 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,321 Everthing okay? 198 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,823 Yes. Good. 199 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:15,865 Not wrong. 200 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,951 I live in Liverpool again. 201 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,120 I studied there and it's great. 202 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,445 Do you work at another agency? 203 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,589 Not really. I'm a sous chef at Hooters. 204 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,651 Cool. 205 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,588 I worked in a bar, it was miserable. 206 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,340 Sticky floors, scary men. 207 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,510 Hooters is a family restaurant, we don't have that. 208 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,429 Creepy men are everywhere. 209 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,723 That Malcolm Goblin guy is a pervert. -Oh, yes? 210 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,558 He came to drop off his book. 211 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,394 I shook his hand and he smelled it, immediately. 212 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:46,312 What? -I had to get him into his car... 213 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,397 when we had him. 214 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:50,692 He was drunk and pretended to be off balance... 215 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:54,195 leaned on me and held his hand over my tit. 216 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,720 It was gross. 217 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,142 So... 218 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,038 One more time, from me? 219 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,373 Or from Hooters I should say. 220 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,335 Sorry that happened to you. 221 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,379 You should tell Sam or Mom. 222 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,422 No. 223 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:15,425 He does it in such a way that you are not sure... 224 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,844 whether it is bad, even if it happens to you. 225 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:20,369 So I don't want to make a fuss about it. 226 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,266 You deserve the hassle. 227 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:31,774 Why? 228 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,195 I'm older than you, have more power. 229 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,695 With my mother as your boss I have more power. 230 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,117 I like that you're older. 231 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:44,775 Because we know more about wine and what we want in bed? 232 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,956 Just kidding. 233 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,881 I don't know anything about wine. 234 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:53,463 I had forgotten that I haven't been paid yet. 235 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,947 Correct. 236 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,428 Good sex is the man's responsibility. 237 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,098 You must be able to maintain your erection. 238 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,100 You have to do several things at the same time... 239 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,935 do with your fingers... 240 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,979 with your tongue, your hands and your master. 241 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:17,133 PLUM LAST NIGHT WAS FUN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW NIGHT? 242 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,369 Don't leave me behind. 243 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,663 I'll have lunch with you in Paris. 244 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,988 Can't have everything when you hang out in Paris. 245 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,712 SAM LAVILLE LIV IS COMING. YOU HANDLE THAT 246 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,339 I really have to go. 247 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,992 Brussels? 248 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:42,971 Being stiff is not enough. 249 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,973 For your girl you have to be 30% harder. 250 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:48,226 What the hell are you listening to? -Mom. Stop. 251 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:57,485 Men only interest me before sex... 252 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,571 because they never understood me. 253 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:04,617 Is it true that your career also affected your family life? 254 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:08,079 My mother died when I was very young. 255 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:11,166 My father was very evil... 256 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,585 So in many ways... 257 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,212 my books are my only family... 258 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,840 my parents, children... 259 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:23,303 My mother needs supervision, like a confused toddler at a swimming pool. 260 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:26,806 You could have warned me that she would deny me three times. 261 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,184 Was it three times? 262 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,853 Yes. -I take care of her alone. 263 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,814 All day and in the dark hours. 264 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,232 Senility always continues. 265 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,360 I see you're angry... -Of course I'm angry. 266 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,738 I do more for her than you will ever know... 267 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,823 and I'm so wiped out. 268 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,868 Look... -I want a press release. 269 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,705 It's going to be difficult to get that done. 270 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,499 I play bridge with someone at The Telegraph... 271 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,461 I don't think that's the right way. 272 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,361 Look... 273 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,590 I see what you do for her... 274 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:03,134 and that is not appreciated. 275 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,659 The point is... 276 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,679 she will never see that. 277 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,682 You better not expect that anymore. 278 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:13,074 Maybe it's time to make yourself happy? 279 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,066 This was good, right? 280 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,776 Was it of any use to you? 281 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,368 Glad we did this. 282 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,326 What? -Nothing. 283 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,161 Have a nice day. 284 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,414 I'm going to grandma and grandpa tomorrow. 285 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,124 Do you want to come? -No. 286 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,168 Is that okay? 287 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,463 I don't know, they won't live much longer... 288 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,091 and then... -Plum asked me out... 289 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,218 Do you have anything? 290 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:46,636 We talk. 291 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:47,720 You talk. 292 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,265 How modern. It's your father's farewell dinner. 293 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,517 Didn't you say anything? -In the shared calendar. 294 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,519 Where is it? -In your cell phone. 295 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:57,063 I've never used that before. 296 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,047 Jesus. 297 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,359 An older woman. 298 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:02,318 She's 21. 299 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,946 Yes, but she's a woman. 300 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,448 She knows what she wants and how to get it. 301 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,366 PLUM ARE YOU COMING? 302 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:09,284 PLEASE 303 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,619 Are you feeling great? This is how you will feel. 304 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,121 She makes a man out of you. 305 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,915 I don't know if you see it, but I'm happy. 306 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,000 Tesco. 307 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,418 WHERE TO BUY VIAGRA IN THE UK 308 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,712 Nothing. I have to go. See you later. 309 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,237 Where are you going... 310 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,532 Ruari. 311 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,492 If you go to Tesco, get eggs. 312 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,934 Hi. -Where's Delly? 313 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,726 Delly changes what's-her-name-again. 314 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,629 Maude, Dad. 315 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,899 Do you remember Patrick? -Hi, Wally. 316 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,424 Maude. 317 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,301 Only baby. 318 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,653 The first grandson is so special. 319 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,033 Ruari, Wally. 320 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,411 Ruari is the grandson. 321 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,603 I know that. 322 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,124 There she is. 323 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,184 Are you okay, stranger? 324 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,880 Did you get out of bed? 325 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,966 Come here. Is... 326 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,385 Has Dad gotten worse? 327 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,471 He...Mom seems upset. 328 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,807 He asked me five times if I had a busy day. 329 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,999 I went, yeah, too busy to answer again. 330 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,272 Hi, Hello, Maudey. 331 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,899 What do we have here? 332 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,026 You're a big one. What do you feed her? 333 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,362 Just, tit milk. 334 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,905 Do you want to watch ducks? 335 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,823 Yes, she likes ducks. 336 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,742 Also made of duck shit, so be careful. 337 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,827 Come on. 338 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,352 Let's go. 339 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,358 Hi, Mom. 340 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,612 He's great, isn't he? 341 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,132 He's so cool. 342 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,342 Remains calm. 343 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,719 Does he have children? 344 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,305 He decided it wasn't for him. 345 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,932 Nice with a baby. 346 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,733 He has to take off his shirt. 347 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,661 Sorry, it's been a while. 348 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,122 Your father looks old next to him. 349 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,528 Where has the time gone? 350 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,865 We spend it ourselves, so spend it wisely. 351 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,368 I thought so too. 352 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,693 Patrick and I want to go to Paris. 353 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,122 Yes. When? 354 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,457 We both need to be there... 355 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,210 when Mom recovers, because Dad can't. 356 00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,087 No, I... I didn't know that. 357 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,464 If you had been there, maybe. 358 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:31,050 I am a single mother with... 359 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,177 And what is that there? -Jesus... 360 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,389 Take it easy instead of at my throat... 361 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,393 That girl needs a fuck. 362 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:50,069 I wanted to mark this occasion. 363 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,447 Thank you. 364 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,032 It's funny, because when I first started... 365 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:58,369 I wrote myself a check of a million pounds. 366 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:01,747 That, friends, is called manifesting. 367 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,250 Will you get a million? -Insane. 368 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,669 Well, no... -The Lorcan treats. 369 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,672 Just kidding? -I'm not getting a million pounds. 370 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,924 But he gets a lot. 371 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,637 The last thing I asked for... 372 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,389 was going into space... 373 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:22,477 for a great job, with my soulmate. 374 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,519 But that happened. 375 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,315 This is my last night on earth. 376 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,801 Enjoy it. 377 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,363 Cheers. 378 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,781 Whatever you just said... 379 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,533 success. -Thank you. 380 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,076 That's a nice sip. 381 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,371 Water, which everyone drinks. 382 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,416 I don't want to get sentimental... 383 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,419 but it seems like yesterday that you were so small... 384 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,963 and recorded auditions with me. 385 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,157 Worked well. 386 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,202 Moussaka. 387 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,015 Me, too. Fine. 388 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,540 Moussaka. 389 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,270 What is this? I didn't see a menu. 390 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,355 Moussaka? -Thank you. 391 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,880 I have already ordered. 392 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,609 That's easier. -And moussaka. 393 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,194 Who doesn't like it? 394 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:17,281 You guys are very good together. Just wanted to say. 395 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,533 Thank you. 396 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,202 Do you have a glass with a thinner stem? 397 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,727 I'll take it. 398 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,081 It's okay. Contract your sphincter. 399 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,958 Thank God you're here. 400 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,544 Can I have a nice glass of sparkling water? 401 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,379 Frankie, right? 402 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:33,631 How is the recovery going? 403 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,966 Very good. Therapy is... 404 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,511 You too? -I love it. 405 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,969 I need it. It's been two and a half months. 406 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,934 The best thing I've ever done. 407 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:48,062 We're there 'what is toxic in my life?' 408 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,654 So far this is on my list: plastic cutlery... 409 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:52,900 blue light... 410 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,842 mother... 411 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,844 What else? 412 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:06,243 Why is this happening now? At this stage of my life? 413 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,584 Every time I think this is the time... 414 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:13,087 that I must be taken away, that I am the problem. 415 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,339 You have no control over that. 416 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:18,426 What if she tells him that our relationship is toxic? 417 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,951 Do you think so? 418 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,054 No. 419 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:27,156 Do you know what is toxic? someone who says 'soulmate'. 420 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,938 Precisely. Damn soulmate. 421 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,650 Therese was literal the first woman after me. 422 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,945 She was his landlord when he moved. 423 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,698 Literally the first one he came across. 424 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,909 No, I'm lying. The girl that sold him the moving boxes... 425 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,703 for his stupid stuff. 426 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,228 That was the first. 427 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,797 She didn't wash her hands. 428 00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:01,455 How do you prepare for a character like the one you're going to do? 429 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,971 It becomes your life. 430 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:04,972 PLUM I REJOICE 431 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,767 This one is based on video games... 432 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,311 so i feel... 433 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,920 Ladies? 434 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,482 Our ladies are back. 435 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,007 How is the... 436 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,278 God. -Hello. Yes, sorry. 437 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,071 I'd like to say something. 438 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:27,643 My heartbeat. 439 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:32,124 It's special how one door that closes... 440 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:37,546 a marriage that ends can take place creating so much abundance and beauty. 441 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:41,425 This is what we deserve. I look forward to the future. 442 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:42,927 Especially because... 443 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,513 I know Lorcan won't mind this... -What? 444 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:49,100 ...he got his vasectomy has had it reversed. 445 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:52,770 So, Alex, don't worry about how I'm going to fill my time... 446 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,855 Thank you. -...Because I'm having a baby. 447 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,482 Okay? -Thank you. 448 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,916 Are you kidding me? 449 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,986 Are you having another child? 450 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:01,987 We, yes. 451 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,991 Well... -You have a great teenager at home. 452 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,827 It doesn't matter. -It's okay. 453 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,995 For years he just called. 454 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,331 Come on. -No, you're a mediocre father. 455 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:15,835 At most you are father-like and now you're doing it again? 456 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:16,877 Why? 457 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,713 Because you want to do it right now? 458 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,382 Good luck with those crappy knees. 459 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,717 Alex. -That's blunt. 460 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,242 Is that blunt? 461 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,679 I'll go, if that's okay. 462 00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:28,204 Are you happy now? 463 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,598 You embarrassed him. 464 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,183 No, not her. 465 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:34,812 She never does that. I have plans. 466 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,235 You guys don't have to be weird and quiet. It doesn't matter. 467 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,960 Have fun in Toronto. 468 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:46,156 I will miss you. Real. 469 00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:49,410 I'll see you in a few weeks. 470 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,954 I have a contract for eight months... 471 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:56,083 Yes, but it took off earlier never looks good either, so... 472 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,900 Goodbye. 473 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:06,844 Let me play devil's advocate and say I'm happy for you. 474 00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:09,346 Thank you. -What does that mean? 475 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,849 What? -That things didn't work out well in the past? 476 00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:15,019 You know, pilots are sometimes not picked up. 477 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,563 It's nine o'clock, bedtime for Frank. 478 00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:19,857 Cut the stitches. -Help, I'm redundant. 479 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:23,319 I don't have to manage Frank anymore. -You know what? 480 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:24,612 You stay. 481 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:25,905 I'll take a taxi. -No. 482 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,199 I sold my house. -Sometimes you have to risk something. 483 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,991 Why are you doing this to me? 484 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,453 Sorry, just for a moment. 485 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:17,081 I have bus hands. 486 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,458 I'm going to wash them. 487 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:23,045 Be right back. 488 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,443 ERECTION PILLS 489 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,968 TAKE 1 TABLET 30 MINUTES IN ADVANCE 490 00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,055 Jesus. 491 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,093 Sorry, I have... 492 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,661 I wanted him to get a vasectomy... 493 00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:21,622 when we were together but he thought that... 494 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,347 his balls fell off. 495 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:25,668 I have to pee. 496 00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:26,752 Sorry. 497 00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:28,277 Beer, wine, soup? 498 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,964 Tea. -Take it yourself. 499 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,822 Don't look into the sink. 500 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:46,563 I keep thinking about Sam and Frank. 501 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:47,690 I know. 502 00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:50,901 How fast they went from the happiest couple to that? 503 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:52,987 I wouldn't call them that happy. 504 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:56,245 Always with a hint murder-suicide, I thought. 505 00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:57,992 Not? 506 00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,517 No. 507 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:04,331 Can we make a pact? not to become like that? 508 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:07,540 And never stop giving oral sex. 509 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,379 Never stop oral sex? 510 00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:12,548 Never stop. 511 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:16,093 Sounds good, but I have ambition. 512 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:21,765 ALEX PROS 513 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,393 MINUS: NO CHILDREN OF OWN 514 00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:26,118 I'd like to try it. 515 00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:30,983 Maybe we can set a world record? 516 00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:33,694 We do have to do special exercises... 517 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:38,407 or change my diet. I definitely need another job. 518 00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:40,325 I doubt it will fit. 519 00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:44,288 But I promise you still available when you're 90. 520 00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:54,173 EX PAT INCOMING CALL 521 00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:54,441 Translation: Armande