1 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:13,579 ♪ Love ♪ 2 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:18,683 ♪ Exciting and new ♪ 3 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:21,486 ♪ Get on board ♪ 4 00:00:24,091 --> 00:00:27,837 ♪ We are waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,228 ♪ And love ♪ 6 00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:36,079 ♪ The sweetest reward in life ♪ 7 00:00:36,103 --> 00:00:37,902 ♪ Let it flow ♪ 8 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:44,254 ♪ Floats back to you ♪ 9 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:47,690 ♪ The love boat ♪ 10 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:52,462 ♪ Soon we will be doing another race ♪ 11 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:55,265 ♪ The love boat ♪ 12 00:00:55,289 --> 00:01:00,337 ♪ Promise something for everyone ♪ 13 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:02,705 ♪ Set a course for adventure ♪ 14 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:06,431 ♪ Your mind in a new romance ♪ 15 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:12,182 ♪ And love ♪ 16 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,639 ♪ It won't hurt anymore ♪ 17 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:20,323 ♪ It's an open smile ♪ 18 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:24,594 ♪ On a friendly coast ♪ 19 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:29,065 ♪ It's love ♪ 20 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:32,590 ♪ Welcome aboard It's love ♪ 21 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:02,699 What a great day. 22 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,401 Fantastic. 23 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:05,402 Good morning Captain. 24 00:02:05,426 --> 00:02:06,603 Good morning Captain. 25 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,672 Maybe for you. Will you cut your hair? 26 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,373 Yes sir. 27 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:11,674 Is it my imagination? 28 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:13,810 Or is Captain Stubing in a very bad mood? 29 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,178 He is in a very bad mood. 30 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:17,280 But I think I know the reason. 31 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,048 Aubrey and Mrs. Skaugstad? 32 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:21,017 Yes, it is one of the ship line directors. 33 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:22,552 They're sailing with us today. 34 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,887 Ooh. Remind me to make an appointment with the barber. 35 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:26,489 Uh, make an appointment with the barber. 36 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:27,657 Thank you. I almost forgot 37 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,192 to make an appointment with the barber. 38 00:02:29,216 --> 00:02:31,094 Here they come out of the starting gate. 39 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:35,398 Good morning. 40 00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:37,656 I can walk, dumbo. 41 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,429 We are Mr. and Mrs. Aubrey Skaugstad. 42 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:47,843 Oh, Mr. Skaugstad, 43 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:49,212 we've been expecting you. 44 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:51,081 It's an honor. And Mrs. Skaugstad, 45 00:02:51,105 --> 00:02:52,315 how nice to meet you. 46 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,351 You're in Cabin 348. 47 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:56,653 That's on the Promenade Deck. Cabin 348. 48 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,788 It's right here on my list. Heh-heh. No problems here. 49 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:01,290 Well, Mrs. Skaugstad, sir, I'm Yeoman-Purser Smith. 50 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:02,926 And if there's anything that I can do 51 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:04,895 to make your voyage a little bit more pleasurable, 52 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:06,362 please don't hesitate to contact me. 53 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:07,364 I'm here to serve. 54 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:11,222 Lord, I love an obsequious runt. 55 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,206 We will see you in our cabin in one hour. 56 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:18,663 And you can leave the Shirley Temple routine outside. 57 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,444 Aubrey. 58 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:27,083 This is going to be such a fun voyage. 59 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:30,419 Good morning. Welcome aboard. 60 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:31,788 Hello. Welcome aboard. 61 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:49,914 Ginny! Ginny! How can you do this to me? 62 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:02,452 Ginny! Ginny, come back here! 63 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,320 I love you! Don't leave me, woman! 64 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:05,344 Come back here! 65 00:04:12,987 --> 00:04:14,698 Excuse me. Ginny O'Brien. 66 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:17,133 Oh, okay. 67 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:20,570 Uh, yes, uh, O'Brien, A-114. 68 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,074 Welcome aboard, Miss O'Brien. 69 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:25,875 Don't let her stay on the boat! She's got bugs! 70 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:37,787 Hi. 71 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,222 Oh, hi. 72 00:04:39,246 --> 00:04:40,723 I'm Lorraine Hoffman. 73 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:43,659 Well, I guess we're, uh, cabinmates. 74 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:45,362 Hey, is anything wrong? 75 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:46,896 No. 76 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,565 Well, there was a man after me. I... 77 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:50,166 Congratulations. 78 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:52,223 So does he have a friend? 79 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,571 Sir. Excuse me, sir. 80 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:56,972 Are you a passenger on the ship? 81 00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:59,041 Uh, no, but I'm looking for one: Ginny O'Brien. 82 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:00,710 Well, I'm sorry, sir. No more visitors. 83 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:01,911 We're just about to sail. 84 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,579 Yeah, but I gotta see her, just for a minute. 85 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:06,816 Hey, fella, I'd like to help you out, but rules are rules. 86 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,318 Hey. 87 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:11,654 I'm sure a man of your stature 88 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:14,357 can do something... captain. 89 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:17,893 A little something to help me in this predicament. 90 00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:18,895 Captain? 91 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,118 Aye, aye. 92 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:23,767 Okay, but just for a minute. 93 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:25,857 Just for a minute. Right. 94 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,037 A-114. 95 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,806 A-114. 96 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,374 Thank you very much, skipper. 97 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:32,563 Aye, aye. 98 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:39,348 How is everything, captain? 99 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:42,351 Oh, fine, sailor. Shipshape. 100 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:44,821 Sir. Uh... 101 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:47,412 Well, sir, what happened was, um, this man... 102 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,994 Well, it was just for a minute, sir, and I... 103 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,029 Well, it's good public relations, wouldn't you say? 104 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:54,297 No, I wouldn't. 105 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:56,399 Well, you're the captain. 106 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:57,855 Yes, I am. 107 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:00,365 See, I knew one of us was. 108 00:06:01,428 --> 00:06:02,961 I just always get us mixed up. 109 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,577 Well, I'll return to my post. 110 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:08,967 Yes. 111 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,149 So did you just wanna get away from it all? 112 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:14,484 Uh-huh. 113 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:17,319 I don't think I'm gonna be a real fun cabinmate. 114 00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:19,689 Oh, well, that's okay, uh, just as long 115 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,324 as you're willing to take a little stroll around the deck 116 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:24,461 in case I happen to be entertaining a gentleman friend. 117 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:26,395 Oh, sure. No problem. 118 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:28,286 That's good. I'll do the same for you. 119 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:33,557 Shazam! 120 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:36,906 Hey, uh, wait a second. 121 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,008 We were just getting the rules straight. Ha, ha. 122 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:42,811 Ronald, I told you I didn't wanna see you anymore. 123 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:44,480 I don't care. I can't let you go. 124 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:45,915 You mean too much to me. 125 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,483 Not enough to get married. 126 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:50,987 Hey, now, what's this big thing you got about getting married? 127 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,756 You know, we've been happily living together 128 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:54,324 for the past two years. 129 00:06:54,348 --> 00:06:56,860 Do you have to advertise it? 130 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:59,929 Oh, uh, heh-heh. That's okay. Nobody's listening. 131 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,464 Who are you? 132 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:02,599 Lorraine Hoffman. 133 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:04,167 Lorraine is my cabinmate. 134 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:06,368 Oh, wow, now, look at this. 135 00:07:06,392 --> 00:07:08,571 You're willing to share your bedroom with her 136 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,473 and not be married. Why not me? 137 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:11,941 Last call. 138 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,109 All visitors ashore, please. 139 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,545 Well, that's our cue. 140 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:17,880 The boat will be leaving in a minute. Heh-heh. 141 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:20,082 It only takes a minute to say "I do." 142 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,718 And it only takes a second to say "I don't." 143 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:23,886 Goodbye, Ronald. 144 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:25,755 Aw, now, come on, Ginny. 145 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,590 People in love today don't get married. 146 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:30,460 It spoils the relationship. 147 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:33,396 You see, the thing today is freedom. 148 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:34,631 Didn't you see Roots? 149 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:37,900 Yes, but I wanna start a family, not trace one. 150 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:40,669 Girl, it took us 300 years to get our freedom. 151 00:07:40,693 --> 00:07:42,806 You want me to give mine up now? 152 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:45,897 Freedom? You're just afraid to make a commitment, that's all. 153 00:07:47,201 --> 00:07:48,577 Do you know what your problem is? 154 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:51,447 You're immature and irresponsible. 155 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:56,852 Immature and irresponsible. 156 00:07:56,876 --> 00:08:00,089 Me, who owns his own exterminating company, 157 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:03,526 and I am listed in the Yellow Pages. 158 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:05,128 Goodbye, Ronald. 159 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,795 But I don't understand. 160 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:09,999 Then let me put in words you will understand: 161 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,489 bug off! 162 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:16,305 You look very nice today. 163 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:19,175 I have to go up to Mrs. Skaugstad's cabin. 164 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:20,543 Would you hold the fort for me? 165 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:23,434 I'd rather hold the fort than face the Indians. 166 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:27,383 Oh, excuse me, please. 167 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:28,851 I-is there a newsstand onboard? 168 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,619 There's one in the gift shop, but it's closed. 169 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,222 Ah, well, what time does it open? 170 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:33,978 Nine in the morning. I... 171 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,392 I need a friend. 172 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:38,861 Can I help? 173 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:39,885 Would you mind? 174 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:43,866 My name is Sandy Rytell. 175 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,823 Julie McCoy. Hi. 176 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:49,739 Julie. 177 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:50,963 You see that man over there? 178 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:58,715 That's my fiancé, Congressman Brockway. 179 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,783 A long time ago, before I ever met him, 180 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:03,953 I... I posed for a picture in a magazine. 181 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,021 Uh-huh. No, I-I mean, 182 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:09,392 I posed for a picture in a magazine. 183 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:10,749 Oh. 184 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,498 Oh. 185 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:19,135 Just you and a bearskin rug. 186 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,693 Yes, but no rug, just... Just the bare skin. 187 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,107 Uh, terrific. 188 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,142 All... All this time and it's never surfaced, 189 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,444 until they found out I was engaged to Brad, and... 190 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:30,079 And it's coming out now. 191 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,347 Yeah. And when it hits the stand, he's... 192 00:09:32,371 --> 00:09:34,316 You know, he's just gonna go... Go through the roof. 193 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,285 I... I don't know what I'm gonna do. 194 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:37,720 I... I talked him into a cruise 195 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:38,954 to get him away from newsstands 196 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:41,324 and Kitten magazine. 197 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:44,582 Uh, Sandy, the newsstand carries Kitten magazine. 198 00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:49,866 That's what I was afraid of. 199 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:52,001 Well, I'll just be there at 9:00 in the morning. 200 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,368 'Cause if I'm not, 201 00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:55,632 I guess Miss June's gonna be busting out all over. 202 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:58,207 Sandy? 203 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,375 Oh. Sweetheart. 204 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:00,598 Excuse me. 205 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,347 Whoo! 206 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,410 Come in. 207 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,505 Yes, sir. 208 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:43,986 Good morning again, sir. Again. 209 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,387 What's good about it? 210 00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:47,779 Well, it's nice to hear your growl again. 211 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,894 Don't be so saccharine, Miss McCoy. 212 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:54,563 It makes me feel that I'm watching a Shirley Temple movie. 213 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,231 Now, what do you want? Well, first I'd like 214 00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:58,567 to figure out what everybody's got against Shirley Temple. 215 00:10:58,591 --> 00:10:59,769 Miss McCoy. 216 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:03,072 Well, sir, I don't know if you're aware, 217 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,773 but one of the directors of the line... 218 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:06,776 Aubrey Skaugstad. 219 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,077 Painfully aware. 220 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:11,781 Um, there's a slight problem. 221 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,016 Only slight? 222 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,271 That's a surprise. 223 00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:18,921 Well, um... Um... 224 00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:21,590 Miss McCoy, if you say "um" one more time, 225 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:22,892 I'll have you keel.hauled. 226 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,159 Now, what is your problem? 227 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,183 Well, um... 228 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:29,498 Uh, I invited Mr. and Mrs. Skaugstad 229 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,468 to have dinner with you tonight at your table, and... 230 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:33,870 Don't tell me. 231 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:37,339 Mrs. Skaugstad said that she would be delighted 232 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:41,032 to dine at the captain's table if I eat someplace else. 233 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,446 Right. 234 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:46,749 I expected as much from that woman. 235 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:48,533 Well, then, there's no problem. 236 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:54,290 ♪ On the good ship lollipop... ♪ 237 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,132 I guess Stubing decided 238 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,234 discretion was the better part of valor. 239 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,603 If the director's wife says she doesn't want you at her table, 240 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,471 then you eat alone in your room. 241 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:11,240 You didn't see the look on his face. 242 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,397 He'll be here. 243 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:26,789 I told you he'd show. 244 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:29,293 Maybe he didn't like the company in his room. 245 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:33,763 Ladies, gentlemen, Stacy. 246 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,085 Merrill. 247 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:40,502 Mr. Skaugstad, it's a pleasure to welcome you aboard. 248 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:43,194 I'm speaking for my entire crew. 249 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:46,976 I got your joke message. 250 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,178 I was serious. 251 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,380 Ha, ha. I am the captain. 252 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:52,948 This is the captain's table. 253 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:55,885 The captain sits at the captain's table. 254 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:58,854 It's not a question of title, bozo. 255 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,322 It's a question of who has the muscle. 256 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:03,614 Aubrey has the muscle and I'm with Aubrey. 257 00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:08,253 I see. 258 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:12,990 I wish you wouldn't call me bozo. 259 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:18,796 Lord, I hate a sweaty forehead on a bald man. 260 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,680 Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a pleasure 261 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,548 but I have duties on the bridge. 262 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:27,916 Good evening. 263 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,073 Good evening. 264 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:31,909 Good evening. 265 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,364 He didn't lose his temper. 266 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,933 He's handling it very well. 267 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,824 Yeah. It'll take a lot more than this to rattle our captain. 268 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,339 Good evening. 269 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,104 Ten o'clock. 270 00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,372 Oh. 271 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,074 Uh, who is it? 272 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,175 Brad? 273 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,877 Oh, Brad, I can explain everything. 274 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,779 There's... There's this, uh... There's this girl. 275 00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:31,914 She could be my double. You just never... 276 00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:34,583 I know, you overslept. 277 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,118 Well, you're lucky you're a passenger. 278 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:38,387 On Captain Stubing's crew when you oversleep, 279 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,411 you're overboard. 280 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,391 Got 'em for you. 281 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,826 Oh, Julie, 282 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:46,028 how can I ever thank you? Forget it. 283 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:49,999 But, Sandy, if you don't mind my asking, 284 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,088 how could you...? 285 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,638 Pose for a centerfold? 286 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,106 Well, it's a long story. 287 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,347 I was in law school, 288 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:07,449 and the tuition was costing a fortune. 289 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:10,086 Thank you. 290 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,988 And I wanted to eat, so I got a dark wig, 291 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,456 used a phony name and just prayed 292 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,680 no one would ever find out. 293 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,695 Julie, I don't want to lose Brad over this. 294 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,697 I mean, he's the best thing that ever happened to me. 295 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:25,834 But he's gonna find out when you get back to Los Angeles. 296 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,704 I mean, you're going to have to deal with it sooner or later. 297 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,628 Better later than sooner. 298 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,578 Well, I better get back to work. 299 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,479 Well, thank you for getting all the copies for me. 300 00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:40,582 Well, I got all the copies they had... left. 301 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,617 How many did they sell? 302 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:42,818 Three. 303 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,520 How am I gonna ever find 'em? 304 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,988 It's gonna be like looking for a needle in a haystack. 305 00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:48,357 Don't worry, I have a clue. 306 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,525 What? 307 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,282 All the buyers were men. 308 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:55,798 I have never seen an operation run more inefficiently. 309 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,700 Well, now, I wouldn't say inefficient. 310 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:58,867 What would you say? Well, I... 311 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,169 I'm not quite sure. Um, uh... 312 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,837 Maybe I could get back to you next week. 313 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,706 Your passenger list is an indecipherable mess. 314 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,040 Now, ma'am, uh, wait a minute. 315 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,942 I'm sorry about those two typographical errors. 316 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,276 Really, is my face red. Boy. 317 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,612 Captain Stubing is constantly... 318 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,246 Don't interrupt. Your safe was unlocked. 319 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,748 It was empty. Your desk was littered. 320 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,416 That's paperwork. And you need a haircut. 321 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,925 Well, believe me, you can never find enough baskets. 322 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,693 And Puerto Vallarta has the best. 323 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,829 Not anymore. You've got them all now. 324 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,797 What do you plan to do with them, anyway? 325 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,933 Oh, the same thing I did with the ones last year. 326 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:33,023 Put 'em in the attic. 327 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,506 Can you make it? 328 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,941 Ah, I think so. 329 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,976 Here, let me help you. 330 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,300 Oh, thanks. 331 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,553 You don't think I bought too much jewelry, do you? 332 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:52,722 No. 333 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:54,556 Besides, if you ever get tired of it, 334 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,658 you can melt it all down and make yourself a car. 335 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,055 Oh. 336 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,206 Guess who's coming to dinner. 337 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,742 Buenas días, Mama. 338 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,711 I don't believe it. 339 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,212 What should I do? How should I act? 340 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:19,148 Play it cool, now. Just play it cool. 341 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,249 Ha-ha! 342 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,583 Ronald, don't tell me 343 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,685 you flew all the way down here. 344 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:27,811 Nope, I was just coming to get my car washed. 345 00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:34,629 You must really love me, Ronald, to follow me this far, huh? 346 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:36,132 You bet I do. 347 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,300 But I know somebody who doesn't love me. 348 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:39,802 Who? 349 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:40,936 Lady who lives in L.A. 350 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,337 waiting for me to kill her termites. 351 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:44,673 Yeah, well, you know what you're always say about termites. 352 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:45,774 Right. 353 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,577 Don't worry about your termites, lady, 354 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:51,280 because when your house falls, it'll kill them. 355 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,451 This is so romantic. 356 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,285 Just think of it, 357 00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:59,955 one of these days I'll be able to tell our children 358 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,658 that their daddy came all the way to Mexico 359 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,461 and swept me off my feet. 360 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,696 Children? 361 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:08,997 Daddy? 362 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,368 Check, please. 363 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,702 Ronald, do you mean to tell me 364 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,904 you didn't come down here to propose? 365 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,941 Uh, I came down here to propose that we, uh, 366 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,709 keep living together. 367 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:24,012 But I wanna wear a white dress and walk down the aisle. 368 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,682 Well, you can wear a white dress the next time we walk 369 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,217 down the aisle at the supermarket. 370 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,286 No. Look, I'm tired of going to parties and being introduced 371 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:32,888 as Ronald Baker and Ginny. 372 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:35,690 I'm tired of having both our names on the mailbox, 373 00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,959 and I'm especially tired of us each having a charge account 374 00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:38,960 at the grocer's. 375 00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:41,229 Hey, that's no problem. 376 00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,099 We'll just use your charge account. 377 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:46,368 And the absolute worst thing is even after two years, 378 00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:47,636 when we go to your parents' house 379 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,472 your mother still gives me dirty looks. 380 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,773 That's just your imagination. 381 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,175 She doesn't even know we're living together. 382 00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:55,177 What? 383 00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:56,578 You've never even told them? 384 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:59,615 Uh, I guess it just kind of slipped my mind. 385 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,017 See? Even you're ashamed of it. 386 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,752 How would you feel if your father and mother 387 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:04,787 were living together? 388 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,456 They are living together. 389 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,458 But they're married. 390 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,026 Ronald, you're hopeless. 391 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,027 Last call. 392 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,361 All visitors ashore, please. 393 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:16,531 Goodbye. You've gotta get off the boat. 394 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,833 Well, you just missed the boat yourself, Mama. 395 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:21,103 The USS Black Prince. 396 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,038 Leaving for ghettos and beyond. 397 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,873 We got a good cuisine too. 398 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,409 Chitlins, spareribs, pork chops. 399 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,345 You're gonna miss all that. Candied yam, collard greens, 400 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,547 turnips, everything. 401 00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,049 Yammy mammies too. 402 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,828 These should help. 403 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,196 Just munch on a couple 404 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,466 when you feel that burning in your stomach. 405 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:54,370 It must be rewarding to see me reduced to a quivering hulk. 406 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:57,239 No, not at all, sir. Oh, please. I know. 407 00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:59,074 The crew is enjoying this. 408 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:01,544 Seeing me rolling over and playing dead. 409 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,912 Groveling, acting like a whipped cur. 410 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,580 Mrs. Skaugstad's really getting to you. 411 00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,182 You had to bring her up? 412 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,518 She'd like to see me buried at sea. 413 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,154 Oh, come now, captain. Mrs. Skaugstad? 414 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:14,456 Why would she want to do that? She's a perfect stranger. 415 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:18,227 She's not perfect, and she is no stranger. 416 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:21,830 I was married to that woman for 17 years. 417 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,532 You and she...? 418 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,989 Boggles the mind, doesn't it? 419 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,572 In the beginning... 420 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:35,410 In the beginning, we were two young people incredibly in love. 421 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:40,248 She was beautiful, sweet, loving. 422 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:46,743 I was handsome, kind, adoring. 423 00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:52,994 Then, like many other men, 424 00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,129 I took a mistress. 425 00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:56,131 Ahhh. 426 00:20:56,155 --> 00:21:01,057 Immense, mysterious, overpowering. 427 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,174 I've always liked the big ones too. 428 00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:08,243 I'm talking about the sea. 429 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,444 Oh. 430 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:12,214 Stacy wanted me to become a captain of industry. 431 00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:15,350 Instead I became a captain of ships, 432 00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:18,087 and Stacy became a bitter woman. 433 00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,122 There just wasn't enough room in my life 434 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,257 for both her and the sea. 435 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,559 I'm sorry it didn't work out. 436 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,294 Oh, it's all right. 437 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:28,163 You know, I think she would have put up with everything else 438 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:30,932 if she hadn't hated her name so much. 439 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:31,956 Stacy? 440 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:35,226 Stubing. 441 00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:38,328 Stacy Stubing? 442 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,981 Oh! Oh, I'm sorry! 443 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,017 I'm so... Oh! 444 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,240 I'm sorry. 445 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:27,010 Hey, you took the best part. 446 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,360 We'll be docking soon. 447 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,363 You'll love Cabo San Lucas. 448 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,365 Oh, I'm not going ashore. 449 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:41,136 I know my coffee's great, but it ain't worth hanging around for. 450 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,226 Well, I don't know. 451 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:53,181 Hi. Well, what do you think? 452 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:56,151 Nice. But what happened to your Mexican look? 453 00:22:56,175 --> 00:23:00,522 Darling, Cabo is not the place to go native. 454 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:03,859 It's crawling with billionaires and beautiful people. 455 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,527 Oh, you'll knock 'em dead, Lorraine. 456 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,830 Ah, we'll knock 'em dead. 457 00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:11,633 We are gonna paint this town roja. 458 00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:13,168 Oh, you paint it alone. 459 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:15,637 I'm gonna wait around here for a while. 460 00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:16,994 What are you gonna wait for? 461 00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:20,575 Oh. 462 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:23,244 You've got a thing for one of the crew. 463 00:23:23,268 --> 00:23:26,114 No, I'm gonna wait for Ronald. 464 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:27,783 By the time he drives all the way down here 465 00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,452 he'll be so exhausted, I'll be able to talk him into anything. 466 00:23:30,476 --> 00:23:32,921 You really think he's gonna keep chasing you 467 00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:35,089 after you kicked him out on his cucaracha? 468 00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:36,224 Sure. 469 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,159 He doesn't give up that easily. 470 00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:39,828 Ronald may not realize it yet, 471 00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:41,930 but deep down inside, he wants to get married 472 00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:43,465 just as much as I do. 473 00:23:43,489 --> 00:23:45,934 Ah, but are you sure you do? 474 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,435 Of course I am. 475 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:49,104 Why? 476 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:50,605 Lots of reasons. 477 00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:52,674 Well, let's hear 'em. 478 00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,710 Companionship. Get a dog. 479 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,311 Security. 480 00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:57,579 Make it a German shepherd. 481 00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:59,748 I'd like kids. 482 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,705 I'll give you one of mine. 483 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:04,841 But you have to give them back. 484 00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:08,223 I take it your marriage didn't work out. 485 00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:09,224 Oh, it did. 486 00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:12,260 I worked, he went out. 487 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,263 It's not gonna be that way with Ronald. 488 00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:17,666 Once I get that ring on his finger, it's forever. 489 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,268 He'll never take it off. 490 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:22,103 Play it safe, honey. 491 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,239 Have it made a couple of sizes too small. 492 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:50,532 Uh, excuse me, could I have a light, please? 493 00:24:50,556 --> 00:24:51,788 Sure. 494 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:58,990 Thank you. 495 00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:02,110 Sandy, I'm so glad I finally found you... 496 00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:03,779 Oh, it's just a small fire. Self-defense... 497 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:06,103 Huh? 498 00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:11,053 I only gotta find one more. 499 00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:13,488 Well, you can stop looking. Doc's got it. 500 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,556 The... The ship's doctor? 501 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:16,380 Yeah, that's why they call him Doc. 502 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,296 I think I've got a cold. 503 00:25:40,606 --> 00:25:41,583 May I help you? 504 00:25:41,607 --> 00:25:43,819 I got a terrible cold. 505 00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:46,154 Did you run out of Kleenex? 506 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,633 Uh... Come in, please. 507 00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:55,819 Wanna hop up on the table? 508 00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:08,999 Boy, that's a nasty cough. 509 00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:12,435 Well, let's have a look at you. 510 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,707 Mm-hm. 511 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:20,510 Mm-hm. 512 00:26:21,781 --> 00:26:24,726 Funny, you don't seem to have a temperature. 513 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:27,362 But you're kind of flushed. 514 00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:29,697 I don't think you have a cold at all. 515 00:26:29,721 --> 00:26:32,935 But you are suffering from acute embarrassment, 516 00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:36,694 possibly caused by, um, overexposure. 517 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,365 You knew all along? 518 00:26:43,735 --> 00:26:46,247 I never forget a face. 519 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:49,317 What's wrong? Are you ashamed of that? 520 00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:50,652 I am mortified. 521 00:26:50,676 --> 00:26:52,854 Look, I'm a doctor. 522 00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:55,123 I see an awful lot of bodies. 523 00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:59,061 Once I had a guy so fat, I needed two examination tables. 524 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,031 As far as I'm concerned, 525 00:27:03,055 --> 00:27:05,567 you really have nothing to be ashamed of. 526 00:27:05,591 --> 00:27:06,834 Well, thank you. 527 00:27:06,858 --> 00:27:09,271 But it's not what you think that concerns me. 528 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:10,855 It's what my fiancé's gonna think. 529 00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:13,308 You're trying to hide this from the man 530 00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,343 who's gonna be your husband? 531 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:16,878 Now, look, it's none of my business, 532 00:27:16,902 --> 00:27:19,614 but if you're gonna marry the guy, 533 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,349 you'd better start being honest with him. 534 00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:24,319 I know, that's what Julie said. 535 00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:26,154 I've got so much to lose. 536 00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:27,689 You're gonna have a lot more to lose 537 00:27:27,713 --> 00:27:30,193 if you don't level with him now. 538 00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:34,985 You're right. 539 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,088 Thank you, doctor. 540 00:27:40,725 --> 00:27:43,271 Uh, I'm sorry I ruined your magazine. 541 00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:45,373 Oh, I never look at the centerfolds. 542 00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:47,277 I just buy them for the articles. 543 00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:57,385 The Pacific Princess will be leaving Cabo San Lucas 544 00:27:57,409 --> 00:27:58,409 in 30 minutes. 545 00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:02,990 Hi. I'm back. 546 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:04,959 Well, how was Cabo San Lucas? 547 00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:06,995 Oh, what a day. 548 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,529 Are you ready for this? 549 00:28:08,553 --> 00:28:12,533 I had four Tom Collins, three Jack Daniels 550 00:28:12,557 --> 00:28:14,035 and a Paco Martinez. 551 00:28:14,059 --> 00:28:15,704 What's a Paco Martinez? 552 00:28:15,728 --> 00:28:17,238 He's a beach boy at the hotel. 553 00:28:17,262 --> 00:28:19,396 Ooh, and a great dancer. 554 00:28:20,665 --> 00:28:23,044 So how was your day? 555 00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:24,779 He didn't show up. 556 00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:25,914 Aw. I guess I didn't know him 557 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:27,381 as well as I thought I did, Lorraine. 558 00:28:27,405 --> 00:28:28,516 We never do. 559 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:31,319 Well, someone's in a big hurry. 560 00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:32,654 Look at that boat. 561 00:28:32,678 --> 00:28:35,657 Oh, well, Paco said he'd follow me anywhere, 562 00:28:35,681 --> 00:28:37,592 but I just thought he was putting me on. 563 00:28:39,819 --> 00:28:42,430 Now hear this, Ginny O'Brien! 564 00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:43,620 It is me! 565 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:45,834 Ronald! 566 00:28:45,858 --> 00:28:47,836 It's Ronald! 567 00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:49,337 Ronald! 568 00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:51,072 Get off the boat, woman. 569 00:28:51,096 --> 00:28:52,274 I love you. 570 00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:55,009 I love you too! 571 00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:57,779 I miss you! 572 00:28:57,803 --> 00:29:00,449 I miss you too! 573 00:29:00,473 --> 00:29:02,739 Then get off the boat, woman. 574 00:29:05,044 --> 00:29:07,289 Will you marry me? 575 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:10,647 I cannot hear you. 576 00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:14,429 Goodbye, Ronald. 577 00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:16,164 Hey, now, wait a minute, Ginny. 578 00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:19,567 You'll never find another man like me. 579 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:23,538 I wouldn't look for another man like you. 580 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:25,740 Look here, Ginny, 581 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,343 no man could ever love you or take care of you 582 00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:29,611 the way that I will. 583 00:29:29,635 --> 00:29:32,580 What more could you possibly want? 584 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:35,050 I want your name! 585 00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:38,241 Okay, then, I'll call you Ronald. 586 00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:43,280 Adiós, muchacho. 587 00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:49,552 This is sure the biggest creek I've ever been up. 588 00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:03,578 I pledge to wage an unflinching battle against the poor. 589 00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:04,846 No, poverty. 590 00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:07,115 Against poverty. A... An unflinching battle 591 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,283 against poverty, and I also feel that... 592 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,123 Hiya, sweetheart. Hi. 593 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:16,124 D-don't say anything. 594 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,291 I... I got something to tell you. 595 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:18,527 No, I got something to show you. 596 00:30:18,551 --> 00:30:20,929 This is me. 597 00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:22,564 Nice wig. 598 00:30:22,588 --> 00:30:24,465 Now, I posed for this long before we were engaged. 599 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:25,769 Long before I ever knew you. 600 00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:30,104 If you never wanna see me again, I don't blame you. 601 00:30:30,128 --> 00:30:32,128 Oh, honey, I wanna see you again. 602 00:30:33,198 --> 00:30:34,676 And again. 603 00:30:43,642 --> 00:30:46,721 I'm gonna be married to a woman other men can only dream about. 604 00:30:46,745 --> 00:30:48,456 And I don't care if your picture's plastered 605 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,525 on the side of the Empire State Building, 606 00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:51,581 I love you. 607 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:56,731 But what about your campaign? Isn't this gonna cost you votes? 608 00:30:56,755 --> 00:30:58,133 Sandy, I look at it this way: 609 00:30:58,157 --> 00:31:00,535 a guy named Carter confessed his lust in Playboy, 610 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:02,203 and he got to be president. 611 00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:05,027 I figure with this, they could vote me king. 612 00:31:07,832 --> 00:31:10,178 All right, come here. All right. 613 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:12,314 Yeah. 614 00:31:32,858 --> 00:31:34,268 Hello. 615 00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:36,404 Oh, I don't think I can go through with this, Lorraine. 616 00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:38,739 Oh, just have a drink. It'll calm you down. 617 00:31:38,763 --> 00:31:40,108 Oh, I'm not much of a drinker. 618 00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:42,276 Oh, just a little sip of something. 619 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:43,979 It'll take the edge off. 620 00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:46,203 We'll have two straight double bourbons. 621 00:31:47,305 --> 00:31:49,683 Uh, listen, no sense your walking back and forth. 622 00:31:49,707 --> 00:31:51,853 Bring the bottle. 623 00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:54,688 Well, we might want a second one. 624 00:31:54,712 --> 00:31:57,058 Look, I'm not even sure I want the first one. 625 00:31:58,183 --> 00:31:59,694 Trust me, okay? 626 00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:01,463 Now, enough small talk. 627 00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:03,064 Let's meet some men. 628 00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:05,366 Oh, I don't think I remember how. 629 00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:08,536 The first step is dangling the bait 630 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,571 so he'll throw his line your way. 631 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:12,740 Oh, I know I don't know how to dangle. 632 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,343 It comes with the package. 633 00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:18,012 You've got your eyes, you've got your mouth, 634 00:32:18,036 --> 00:32:19,347 you've got my pushup bra. 635 00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:20,371 Just follow me. 636 00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:28,379 Okay. 637 00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:57,318 ♪ Da-da-da-da-da, da ♪ 638 00:32:57,342 --> 00:32:59,387 ♪ Da-da-da-da, da ♪ 639 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:01,089 ♪ Da-da-da-da-da, da ♪ 640 00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:02,979 ♪ Da-da-da-da, da ♪ 641 00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:19,073 I want to see your recreation supply list, 642 00:33:19,097 --> 00:33:20,875 your master entertainment schedule, 643 00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:23,211 your musicians' payments and your convention procedures. 644 00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:24,578 Gladly, Mrs. Skaugstad. 645 00:33:24,602 --> 00:33:26,347 Captain Stubing is very particular 646 00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:28,116 about administrative details. 647 00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:30,418 You... like Captain Stubing? 648 00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:32,553 Oh, yes. He's a marvelous person. 649 00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:34,010 You've been drinking on duty. 650 00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:38,126 That Mr. Skaugstad is something else. 651 00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:39,760 He never says a word. 652 00:33:39,784 --> 00:33:42,296 With her for a wife, he never gets the chance. 653 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,598 I wonder where she is now. 654 00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:46,000 The engine room. Checking the gaskets and shims. 655 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:48,135 She just got through in the laundry. 656 00:33:48,159 --> 00:33:51,159 Lord, I hate ring around the collar. 657 00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:53,875 How come the captain's letting this happen? 658 00:33:53,899 --> 00:33:55,009 We've gotta do something. 659 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:57,434 How about we hire a hit man? 660 00:33:58,503 --> 00:34:00,081 He can't do anything. 661 00:34:00,105 --> 00:34:03,251 Why not? Because. 662 00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:06,321 Great answer. You must be a college grad. 663 00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:11,314 I really shouldn't be telling this, but... 664 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:16,431 Mrs. Skaugstad is Captain Stubing's ex-wife. 665 00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:18,666 Oh, no. Are you serious? 666 00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:21,035 Well, that explains everything. 667 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:23,704 I can't imagine the two of them together. 668 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,173 Beauty and the beast. 669 00:34:25,197 --> 00:34:27,141 Beast and the beast is more like it. 670 00:34:27,165 --> 00:34:29,711 Okay, now, but Captain Stubing is our beast. 671 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:31,179 There's only one thing to do. 672 00:34:31,203 --> 00:34:33,280 Right. The hit man. 673 00:34:33,304 --> 00:34:34,882 No. 674 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:38,119 I'll have to stand up to her. 675 00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:40,187 I know how to handle this type of woman. 676 00:34:40,211 --> 00:34:43,024 I wasn't married four times for nothing. 677 00:34:43,048 --> 00:34:46,828 I mean, you can not allow a woman of this kind 678 00:34:46,852 --> 00:34:48,729 to push you around. 679 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:51,132 What is going on in here? 680 00:34:51,156 --> 00:34:53,267 Mrs. Skaugstad, welcome. 681 00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:54,769 How nice to see you again. 682 00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:56,638 My, what a lovely outfit you have on. 683 00:34:56,662 --> 00:34:58,060 Stuff a sock in it, buster. 684 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,143 Show me your supply requisitions. 685 00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:03,144 Yes, Mrs. Skaugstad. 686 00:35:03,168 --> 00:35:05,648 Right away, Mrs. Skaugstad. 687 00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:10,952 Uh! Is this a medical facility or a convention center? 688 00:35:10,976 --> 00:35:12,296 Well, we were just on our way out. 689 00:35:14,379 --> 00:35:18,459 Lord, I love nervous perspiration. 690 00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:20,094 Yours too. 691 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,762 Ginny. 692 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,031 Hm. 693 00:35:23,055 --> 00:35:25,433 Ginny, we're leaving Ensenada 694 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:26,589 and you didn't even see it. 695 00:35:28,694 --> 00:35:31,605 Do these eyes look like they wanted to see Ensenada? 696 00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:34,798 Yuck. They don't even look like they wanna be in your head. 697 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,680 Lorraine, what was I doing with a life preserver 698 00:35:38,704 --> 00:35:40,515 in my bed this morning? 699 00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:42,050 Well, see, 700 00:35:42,074 --> 00:35:44,185 after you made the band play Nearer, My God, to Thee, 701 00:35:44,209 --> 00:35:47,087 you started mumbling something about an iceberg, 702 00:35:47,111 --> 00:35:48,311 and women and children first. 703 00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:50,424 I didn't do that. 704 00:35:50,448 --> 00:35:51,448 Oh, yes, you did. 705 00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:55,930 Well, I do remember one thing. 706 00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:58,632 At some point last night I decided I was having fun. 707 00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:01,357 Well, good for you. 708 00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:08,031 Well, we're gonna leave Ensenada and Ronald didn't show. 709 00:36:10,435 --> 00:36:11,967 I guess he finally gave up, huh? 710 00:36:40,164 --> 00:36:43,043 Hey, gimme a break, brother! 711 00:36:43,067 --> 00:36:45,079 You know, I could help you with the driving, man. 712 00:36:45,103 --> 00:36:46,168 Don't be like that! 713 00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:54,189 And for dessert, ladies and gentlemen, 714 00:36:54,213 --> 00:36:57,892 I think you might be amused by our flaming cherries jubilee. 715 00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:58,916 Oh. 716 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:03,119 Burning cherries is a bundle of laughs. 717 00:37:05,089 --> 00:37:08,235 She just keeps pushing him and pushing him. 718 00:37:08,259 --> 00:37:09,704 It's like the guys at the bullfights, 719 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:12,039 the one that stick the spears in the bull before they kill it. 720 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,207 What do they call those guys? 721 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:15,275 I think the technical term is "bull stickers." 722 00:37:15,299 --> 00:37:16,777 Well, I'm not gonna watch any more. 723 00:37:16,801 --> 00:37:18,413 I don't wanna be around for the kill. 724 00:37:18,437 --> 00:37:19,514 Me neither. 725 00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:20,881 I couldn't stand to see her awarded 726 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,805 his ears and his tail. 727 00:37:24,209 --> 00:37:27,121 I'm going to keep the pressure on, Merrill. 728 00:37:27,145 --> 00:37:29,256 You do know that. 729 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,825 Really? 730 00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:32,627 I hadn't noticed any pressure. 731 00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:36,631 How come you're not defending yourself, 732 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:39,015 or do you always leave that up to your crew? 733 00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:42,102 My crew? 734 00:37:42,126 --> 00:37:43,237 Mm. 735 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:46,541 For some bizarre reason, they seem to admire you. 736 00:37:46,565 --> 00:37:49,231 Although I can't imagine why. 737 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,549 Ladies and gentlemen, uh, please excuse me, 738 00:37:54,573 --> 00:37:57,652 but I have to pass up dessert. 739 00:37:57,676 --> 00:38:01,188 The responsibilities of my position 740 00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:03,646 require my immediate attention. 741 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:10,197 If everything is so perfect, 742 00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:11,866 why are we so miserable? 743 00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:16,025 We're all suffering from acute Skaugstad. 744 00:38:17,662 --> 00:38:19,607 Hi. Hi. 745 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,063 You too? 746 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,645 Mrs. Skaugstad caught me when I 747 00:38:24,669 --> 00:38:27,782 accidentally put a cherry into a martini. 748 00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:30,250 I suggested that she try my new drink. 749 00:38:30,274 --> 00:38:32,019 And? 750 00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:35,089 She suggested that I try a new job. 751 00:38:35,113 --> 00:38:37,458 Yeah, we think we've got problems. 752 00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:41,362 Let's just be thankful we're not in Captain Stubing's shoes. 753 00:38:41,386 --> 00:38:44,398 This is the longest cruise I've ever been on. 754 00:38:44,422 --> 00:38:46,834 And we're not gonna get any time off 755 00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:48,168 for good behavior. 756 00:38:48,192 --> 00:38:50,037 Ha! Time off? 757 00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:53,073 I'm working double shifts to keep that lady happy. 758 00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:55,643 Hey, I'm spending so much time trying to please her 759 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,779 that I'm letting the other passengers down. 760 00:38:57,803 --> 00:38:59,546 She has the uncanny ability 761 00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:01,449 to make you feel you don't know what you're doing. 762 00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:04,986 I am a good doctor. Aren't I? 763 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:06,943 I'd come to you for aspirin. 764 00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:10,190 You're a great doctor. 765 00:39:10,214 --> 00:39:11,859 I just got the answer. 766 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:12,893 What? 767 00:39:12,917 --> 00:39:14,795 We make Mrs. Skaugstad the captain. 768 00:39:14,819 --> 00:39:17,339 Then she can hire the crew she wants. 769 00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:24,972 Well, as I see it, we got a couple of choices. 770 00:39:24,996 --> 00:39:27,241 We can get a drink and go sit out on the deck... 771 00:39:27,265 --> 00:39:29,844 Or? We can get two drinks. 772 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,801 Right. Good plan. 773 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,585 Forget something, Merrill? 774 00:39:38,609 --> 00:39:41,722 Yes. Something I've been meaning to do for a week. 775 00:39:41,746 --> 00:39:43,012 You come too. 776 00:39:53,424 --> 00:39:54,902 What do you think you're doing? 777 00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:56,303 Quiet. 778 00:39:56,327 --> 00:39:58,405 Who do you think you are? 779 00:39:58,429 --> 00:40:00,041 The captain. 780 00:40:00,065 --> 00:40:01,408 I haven't been acting like it, 781 00:40:01,432 --> 00:40:03,710 but I am the captain of this ship, 782 00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:05,847 and I am going to give you an order. 783 00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:10,251 A what? 784 00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:11,853 An order. 785 00:40:11,877 --> 00:40:14,421 Go to your room. 786 00:40:14,445 --> 00:40:16,490 You're going down the chute for that, Merrill. 787 00:40:16,514 --> 00:40:18,759 Fine, fine. 788 00:40:18,783 --> 00:40:21,395 Now, look, I allowed you to make my life miserable, 789 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:24,598 but I will not allow you to disrupt this cruise 790 00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:26,800 for the passengers, who, I should point out, 791 00:40:26,824 --> 00:40:28,102 paid to be on this ship. 792 00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:29,537 Who do you think you're talking...? 793 00:40:29,561 --> 00:40:30,938 I am not finished. 794 00:40:30,962 --> 00:40:33,507 And last, but by no means least, 795 00:40:33,531 --> 00:40:37,678 you will not treat my crew like a bunch of incompetent boobs. 796 00:40:37,702 --> 00:40:39,201 I have the best crew afloat. 797 00:40:40,838 --> 00:40:44,384 You cannot talk to me like this. 798 00:40:44,408 --> 00:40:46,254 Stacy, shut up. 799 00:40:46,278 --> 00:40:48,177 And go to your room. 800 00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:52,382 Aubrey. 801 00:40:53,952 --> 00:41:00,501 Mr. Skaugstad, no matter what you say, I will not apologize. 802 00:41:00,525 --> 00:41:04,226 So whatever you have to say to me, sir, say it now. 803 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,644 Go to your room. 804 00:41:21,779 --> 00:41:23,212 You're a great captain. 805 00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:49,549 Don't you people have anything to do? 806 00:41:49,573 --> 00:41:50,852 Mr. Smith. Sir? 807 00:41:50,876 --> 00:41:53,609 Gopher, get a haircut. 808 00:42:13,598 --> 00:42:14,808 Oh, wow. 809 00:42:14,832 --> 00:42:16,944 I hate to say this, but I guess it's goodbye. 810 00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:18,379 Oh, it's not goodbye. 811 00:42:18,403 --> 00:42:22,115 It's just, um, hasta la vista. 812 00:42:22,139 --> 00:42:23,417 We'll see each other again. 813 00:42:23,441 --> 00:42:25,919 I hope so. You know, without you, 814 00:42:25,943 --> 00:42:27,522 this cruise would have been a disaster. 815 00:42:27,546 --> 00:42:30,925 Oh, at first I thought you wouldn't approve of me. 816 00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:33,227 Well, you know, the way I carry on. 817 00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:36,697 But I say live, taste life, 818 00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:38,961 and don't let anybody tell you what to do. 819 00:42:40,324 --> 00:42:41,569 You're one of a kind. 820 00:42:41,593 --> 00:42:42,903 Ain't I just. 821 00:42:44,596 --> 00:42:46,362 Mommy, Mommy! 822 00:42:47,965 --> 00:42:49,943 Oh, my babies. 823 00:42:49,967 --> 00:42:52,546 Oh, I'm so glad to see you. 824 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,048 How are you? Ohhhh! 825 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:56,552 Here, you take these for Mommy, okay? 826 00:43:01,779 --> 00:43:03,424 Ah, we did it. 827 00:43:03,448 --> 00:43:05,359 Yes, we got through this cruise. 828 00:43:05,383 --> 00:43:07,895 Boy, talk about survivors of the Titanic. 829 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:09,730 We actually lived through Hurricane Stacy. 830 00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:10,864 Mm. Ha. 831 00:43:10,888 --> 00:43:12,566 Julie. Julie, thank you for everything. 832 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,234 We had a wonderful time. 833 00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:16,737 Well, you certainly captured the floating vote, congressman. 834 00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:19,974 I see my prescription worked. 835 00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:22,042 Yes. Next picture you see me in 836 00:43:22,066 --> 00:43:23,610 is gonna be a wedding picture. 837 00:43:23,634 --> 00:43:25,779 Congratulations. 838 00:43:25,803 --> 00:43:26,814 Thank you. 839 00:43:26,838 --> 00:43:28,315 Bye. Bye-bye. 840 00:43:28,339 --> 00:43:29,717 Thank you. 841 00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:32,820 Excuse me, miss, you need some help with your bags? 842 00:43:32,844 --> 00:43:36,724 Oh, no, thank you. I... Ronald. Oh...! 843 00:43:45,256 --> 00:43:48,135 Whee! I almost thought I forgot how to do that. 844 00:43:48,159 --> 00:43:50,438 Take my word, you didn't forget. 845 00:43:50,462 --> 00:43:53,162 One more time. 846 00:43:57,968 --> 00:44:00,013 For you, my lovely young lady. 847 00:44:00,037 --> 00:44:01,982 Oh, Ronald, they're beautiful. 848 00:44:02,006 --> 00:44:03,117 Thank you. 849 00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:04,552 Yeah, if you put 'em in some water, 850 00:44:04,576 --> 00:44:07,821 maybe you can use 'em as part of your bridal bouquet. 851 00:44:07,845 --> 00:44:09,623 What? That's right. 852 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:11,592 Maybe I've been out here in the sun too long, 853 00:44:11,616 --> 00:44:15,962 but Ginny O'Brien, I am ready to give marriage a try. 854 00:44:15,986 --> 00:44:18,232 Well, Ronald... Now, you just name the place 855 00:44:18,256 --> 00:44:22,970 and time you wanna become Mrs. Ronald Baker. 856 00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:25,472 Well, I have... Now, I cannot guarantee 857 00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:27,474 you the moon, but I can guarantee you 858 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,243 a lifetime warranty against bugs. 859 00:44:29,267 --> 00:44:31,879 Oh, listen, Ronald, I've been doing a lot of thinking too, 860 00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:33,380 and I think your way is best. 861 00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:36,017 Why don't we just keep living together, okay? 862 00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:37,284 You mean that? 863 00:44:37,308 --> 00:44:38,953 Absolutely. 864 00:44:38,977 --> 00:44:44,324 Oh, wow! Wow! Thank you, big fella. Thank... 865 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:46,059 What...? What made you change your mind? 866 00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:49,385 Well, I guess it was the last two nights on the cruise. 867 00:44:52,924 --> 00:44:55,792 The last two nights on the cruise? 868 00:44:57,662 --> 00:45:01,008 What happened the last two nights on the cruise? 869 00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:03,377 Oh, nothing, really. 870 00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:06,647 A girl changes her whole line of thinking and she says, 871 00:45:06,671 --> 00:45:08,549 "Oh, nothing, really"? 872 00:45:08,573 --> 00:45:12,186 Oh, look, it was just, I found out you were right. 873 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:14,054 I mean, about freedom. 874 00:45:14,078 --> 00:45:16,556 I found out I like having my freedom. 875 00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:21,996 And, uh, what kind of freedom you, uh, talking about? 876 00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:25,065 The same kind of freedom you talking about. 877 00:45:25,089 --> 00:45:26,867 That kind of freedom? 878 00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:29,670 No-ho-ho-ho-ho way. 879 00:45:29,694 --> 00:45:33,474 Oh, look, maybe it's just the freedom to not feel guilty 880 00:45:33,498 --> 00:45:35,408 about enjoying a little freedom, you know? 881 00:45:35,432 --> 00:45:37,911 But I wanna get married! 882 00:45:37,935 --> 00:45:41,649 Oh, Ronald. 883 00:45:41,673 --> 00:45:44,018 Well, look, let's go home and discuss it. 884 00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:46,453 "Oh, nothing, really." 885 00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:48,055 I don't believe this. 886 00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:50,691 We were cooking. I been chasing you on boats, planes. 887 00:45:50,715 --> 00:45:53,227 Here I am in my truck, you know, I'll kill for less than this, 888 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:55,896 and now you gone crazy, telling me you want your freedom. 889 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,865 Even the bugs that I kill don't have their freedom. 890 00:45:57,889 --> 00:45:59,200 Get in the truck there, Mama. 891 00:45:59,224 --> 00:46:01,464 I should sit you right up there with my man... 892 00:46:30,087 --> 00:46:32,199 May I have a word with your wife? 893 00:46:32,223 --> 00:46:34,100 What do you want? 894 00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:35,724 Please. 895 00:46:49,206 --> 00:46:51,317 Merrill, what do you want? 896 00:46:51,341 --> 00:46:54,388 I want to apologize for being so harsh to you. 897 00:46:54,412 --> 00:46:55,689 Oh? 898 00:46:55,713 --> 00:46:59,793 Yes, for what happened on the deck two nights ago, 899 00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:02,617 and for what happened to our life ten years ago. 900 00:47:04,055 --> 00:47:05,332 Come again? 901 00:47:05,356 --> 00:47:07,834 You're a wonderful woman, Stacy. 902 00:47:07,858 --> 00:47:10,237 You deserved a much better husband than I was. 903 00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:14,608 I tried, but I wanted to command ships 904 00:47:14,632 --> 00:47:16,676 more than I wanted to make you happy. 905 00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,770 And that's it. 906 00:47:27,644 --> 00:47:32,059 Well, life with me couldn't have been much of a picnic. 907 00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:34,295 No, no, it was my fault. 908 00:47:34,319 --> 00:47:38,966 All you got was a husband at sea and a name that you hated. 909 00:47:42,259 --> 00:47:43,326 I'm sorry. 910 00:47:49,834 --> 00:47:55,081 Captain, I couldn't find one important thing 911 00:47:55,105 --> 00:47:56,271 wrong with your ship. 912 00:47:57,908 --> 00:47:59,720 You are a hell of a commander. 913 00:47:59,744 --> 00:48:01,177 Why, thank you. 914 00:48:03,247 --> 00:48:07,828 I hope that you're happy with, um... 915 00:48:07,852 --> 00:48:08,829 Aubrey. 916 00:48:08,853 --> 00:48:09,963 Aubrey. 917 00:48:09,987 --> 00:48:11,465 He's a nice man. 918 00:48:11,489 --> 00:48:14,067 He doesn't have your... panache. 919 00:48:15,926 --> 00:48:17,838 But he does stay home. 920 00:48:17,862 --> 00:48:21,442 There is one awful thing. 921 00:48:21,466 --> 00:48:23,276 What's that? 922 00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:25,712 You know how I hated the name Stacy Stubing? 923 00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:27,347 Oh-ho-ho-ho. Hm. 924 00:48:27,371 --> 00:48:31,284 Well, I can't even pronounce Stacy Skaugskag. 925 00:48:31,308 --> 00:48:33,187 Skacy Skaugsgag. 926 00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:35,711 Stacy Skaugstad. 927 00:48:38,282 --> 00:48:42,229 Lord, I love a silver-tongued man. 928 00:48:45,723 --> 00:48:46,723 Goodbye, Merrill. 929 00:48:48,659 --> 00:48:49,769 Goodbye, Stacy. 930 00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:05,418 Captain Stubing. 931 00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:07,643 Captain Stubing, please come to the bridge.