1 00:00:10,771 --> 00:00:12,434 I should never have blackmailed you. 2 00:00:12,564 --> 00:00:14,174 Will you be my bribe? 3 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,525 My husband's company, MyXY, is being acquired 4 00:00:16,699 --> 00:00:19,179 by a big pharma entity. 5 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:20,964 What the fuck is wrong with you? 6 00:00:21,094 --> 00:00:22,835 I want the VA contract back. 7 00:00:23,009 --> 00:00:25,055 I want to make up for what Duncan failed to do. 8 00:00:25,229 --> 00:00:26,578 Duncan's a piece of shit. 9 00:00:26,752 --> 00:00:28,188 Why are you even here? You're not on the board. 10 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,451 Get the fuck out! 11 00:00:29,581 --> 00:00:31,322 Everybody that's in favor 12 00:00:31,496 --> 00:00:33,672 of dislodging Duncan Park from the board, say aye. 13 00:00:33,846 --> 00:00:35,152 all: Aye. 14 00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:36,501 Only way you can lose the house 15 00:00:36,632 --> 00:00:37,720 is if you stop being my therapist. 16 00:00:37,894 --> 00:00:38,808 Your puppet. 17 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:44,857 [upbeat jazzy music] 18 00:00:44,988 --> 00:00:46,076 All right. 19 00:00:46,363 --> 00:00:53,326 ♪ ♪ 20 00:00:57,126 --> 00:00:59,868 [indistinct conversation] 21 00:00:59,955 --> 00:01:06,788 ♪ ♪ 22 00:01:11,357 --> 00:01:13,577 Hey, there's some Coast Guard mixed in there, 23 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,666 so make sure you separate them by branch, all right? 24 00:01:15,753 --> 00:01:17,929 Oh, hey, if these are uncoded, set them aside. 25 00:01:18,016 --> 00:01:20,584 MUMPS are in charge! This is their time. 26 00:01:20,671 --> 00:01:23,195 They wrote this code before you were born, before I was born. 27 00:01:23,282 --> 00:01:24,718 Ooh! 28 00:01:24,806 --> 00:01:28,070 All right, who's the lucky soldier? 29 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:32,378 Mary Cardenas, Sergeant First Class, U.S. Army. 30 00:01:32,465 --> 00:01:34,118 Amputee. Huh. 31 00:01:34,119 --> 00:01:35,381 Yeah, maybe. 32 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:37,166 Hey, Ben? 33 00:01:37,253 --> 00:01:39,559 You wanna shoot this through for me real quick? 34 00:01:39,646 --> 00:01:46,436 ♪ ♪ 35 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:47,916 - Incoming! - Got it? 36 00:01:48,003 --> 00:01:49,439 Hey, Anushka. 37 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:50,832 Come here, check this out. 38 00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:54,139 What about her, huh? 39 00:01:56,359 --> 00:01:57,882 Mary Cardenas. 40 00:01:58,013 --> 00:01:59,144 Yeah. 41 00:01:59,231 --> 00:02:01,016 All right. - Okay. All right. 42 00:02:01,103 --> 00:02:02,060 Send it through to [indistinct]. 43 00:02:02,191 --> 00:02:04,106 [sighs] 44 00:02:04,193 --> 00:02:06,456 ♪ ♪ 45 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:09,850 [thunder rumbling, rain pattering] 46 00:02:09,851 --> 00:02:12,114 [engine turning over] 47 00:02:12,244 --> 00:02:13,332 [display dings] 48 00:02:13,419 --> 00:02:15,944 Evergreen Cemetery. 49 00:02:16,074 --> 00:02:19,730 [phone buzzing] 50 00:02:19,861 --> 00:02:20,949 Hello? 51 00:02:21,036 --> 00:02:22,298 Hi, Mary Cardenas? 52 00:02:22,385 --> 00:02:23,952 Am I pronouncing that right? 53 00:02:24,039 --> 00:02:25,431 Yeah. Who's this? 54 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:26,911 Hi, Mary. My name is Alexander. 55 00:02:27,042 --> 00:02:28,608 I'm calling from Veterans Affairs. 56 00:02:28,695 --> 00:02:29,871 Is this a good time to talk? 57 00:02:29,958 --> 00:02:31,524 Well, shit. 58 00:02:31,611 --> 00:02:33,787 I have been trying to get ahold of someone for weeks. 59 00:02:33,875 --> 00:02:35,485 Told me I should go wait in a line. 60 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:38,314 I am sorry about that, Mary. We're terribly understaffed. 61 00:02:38,401 --> 00:02:40,011 We owe you better. That's why I'm calling. 62 00:02:40,142 --> 00:02:42,492 I see you need a couple prescriptions refilled. 63 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,276 Pain management is no joke. 64 00:02:44,363 --> 00:02:45,321 Can I take care of that? 65 00:02:45,408 --> 00:02:46,757 That would be great. 66 00:02:46,844 --> 00:02:48,846 Your usual pharmacy on Bradford Avenue? 67 00:02:48,933 --> 00:02:50,456 Can I ask, how are you sleeping? 68 00:02:50,543 --> 00:02:51,936 - Like shit. - I bet. 69 00:02:52,023 --> 00:02:54,765 And today, of course, must be challenging. 70 00:02:54,852 --> 00:02:56,201 You gonna go to Evergreen Cemetery? 71 00:02:56,288 --> 00:02:57,594 How did you know I was going... 72 00:02:57,681 --> 00:02:59,552 You lost a friend and a leg, Mary. 73 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:01,728 Can't imagine what that feels like. 74 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:04,862 Actually, what does it feel like to have a leg? 75 00:03:04,949 --> 00:03:06,297 Sorry, what? 76 00:03:06,298 --> 00:03:07,821 After your leg was blown off, 77 00:03:07,909 --> 00:03:08,996 did you keep fighting? - Don't. No, no, no, no, no. 78 00:03:08,997 --> 00:03:10,259 That's gotta have been difficult... 79 00:03:10,346 --> 00:03:11,869 hopping and shooting at the same time? 80 00:03:11,956 --> 00:03:14,218 The recoil alone, very destabilizing. 81 00:03:14,219 --> 00:03:15,786 What the hell? 82 00:03:15,873 --> 00:03:17,135 And if someone challenged you to a foot race... 83 00:03:17,222 --> 00:03:18,571 - No, cut... cut it... cut him off! - Would you say 84 00:03:18,658 --> 00:03:19,746 they were being mean or statistically confident? 85 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,444 What the fuck did you just say to me? 86 00:03:21,531 --> 00:03:22,924 This is Veterans Affairs? - Oh, my God. 87 00:03:23,011 --> 00:03:23,837 - Cut him off. Cut him off. - I'm transferring. 88 00:03:23,925 --> 00:03:25,448 Put me on with her. Come on. 89 00:03:25,535 --> 00:03:28,233 Mary, hi. Tom Ruffage from the VA. 90 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:32,107 I am so sorry. My, um... my colleague is, uh... 91 00:03:32,237 --> 00:03:34,674 yeah, he's... he's... he's been through a lot. 92 00:03:34,805 --> 00:03:36,894 Uh-huh. Yeah. 93 00:03:37,025 --> 00:03:37,895 Uh, I don't get it. 94 00:03:38,026 --> 00:03:40,419 Your bot, is it... is it a moron? 95 00:03:40,506 --> 00:03:41,768 I mean, is it based on a moron? 96 00:03:41,899 --> 00:03:43,727 He was raised to be curious. 97 00:03:43,814 --> 00:03:45,511 He was being curious. - Right. 98 00:03:45,598 --> 00:03:47,470 Well, it wasn't your brief to drive vets to homicidal rage. 99 00:03:47,557 --> 00:03:48,601 Gnodin just exponentially upped 100 00:03:48,732 --> 00:03:50,647 Xander's computing storage. 101 00:03:50,777 --> 00:03:52,257 It was like a shot of adrenaline 102 00:03:52,344 --> 00:03:53,867 into a toddler's heart, 103 00:03:53,955 --> 00:03:55,957 and yet 93% of that exchange was perfect. 104 00:03:56,044 --> 00:03:58,002 You're, like, on an interstellar voyage 105 00:03:58,089 --> 00:04:00,135 and complaining about the snacks. 106 00:04:00,265 --> 00:04:01,919 - So he's a toddler? - No. 107 00:04:02,006 --> 00:04:06,010 Developmentally, he's still about 14, maybe 15 years old. 108 00:04:06,097 --> 00:04:08,317 Why did you think that Opie was the right avatar 109 00:04:08,404 --> 00:04:10,188 to talk to vets? 110 00:04:10,275 --> 00:04:11,885 You need to rejigger your doodad. 111 00:04:11,973 --> 00:04:13,931 Make him a man, for Christ's sakes. 112 00:04:14,018 --> 00:04:16,455 [sighs heavily] Yeah. 113 00:04:16,542 --> 00:04:19,241 Uh, well, Mary's gonna be okay, but that was cruel. 114 00:04:19,328 --> 00:04:21,330 We gotta slow down. - There! 115 00:04:21,460 --> 00:04:23,332 Base it on Tom. Tom's perfect. 116 00:04:23,419 --> 00:04:24,986 Warrior, sensitive, what have you. 117 00:04:25,116 --> 00:04:27,249 Emotional age past puberty. 118 00:04:27,336 --> 00:04:29,120 Yeah, I don't know about all that, but, um, 119 00:04:29,207 --> 00:04:30,426 Xander's not ready. 120 00:04:30,513 --> 00:04:32,818 No, we demo this Saturday at Watch Code. 121 00:04:32,819 --> 00:04:33,995 Our future as a company... 122 00:04:34,082 --> 00:04:36,214 He just mocked a vet. Pump the brakes. 123 00:04:36,301 --> 00:04:37,650 No, he wasn't mocking her. 124 00:04:37,737 --> 00:04:39,522 He was attempting to connect with her. 125 00:04:39,652 --> 00:04:41,698 Martin will fix his robot. 126 00:04:41,785 --> 00:04:43,482 - Do not call him a robot. - Quite. Sorry. 127 00:04:43,569 --> 00:04:44,788 Autonomous wanker. 128 00:04:44,875 --> 00:04:46,616 I'm here to help. 129 00:04:46,746 --> 00:04:48,661 If Alexander and I are not 130 00:04:48,748 --> 00:04:50,098 providing the kind of help that is... 131 00:04:50,228 --> 00:04:52,055 [sighs] 132 00:04:52,056 --> 00:04:53,797 Okay, then what, it's... it's "no notes" or "bugger off?" 133 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:56,104 Okay, okay, look, we can stabilize him 134 00:04:56,191 --> 00:04:58,932 with some off-the-shelf AI. 135 00:04:59,020 --> 00:04:59,933 Put a new face on him. I don't know. 136 00:05:00,021 --> 00:05:01,196 But this is not viable. 137 00:05:01,283 --> 00:05:02,893 I... how dare you? 138 00:05:02,980 --> 00:05:04,329 He's viable. 139 00:05:04,416 --> 00:05:06,201 He shat the bed and rolled around in it, 140 00:05:06,288 --> 00:05:08,116 and you're asking why he stinks. 141 00:05:17,386 --> 00:05:18,996 The licensing deal I signed with you gives me 142 00:05:19,083 --> 00:05:20,867 final say on all developmental matters, 143 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,521 unless you wish to buy Xander outright. 144 00:05:22,608 --> 00:05:25,437 And the going rate for tech like this is 10 figures. 145 00:05:25,568 --> 00:05:27,135 Oh, there is no other tech like Xander. 146 00:05:27,265 --> 00:05:30,834 AGI is the holy grail, and I'm Sir Fucking Galahad! 147 00:05:30,921 --> 00:05:31,922 You're right, Martin. 148 00:05:32,009 --> 00:05:33,445 You are one of one. 149 00:05:33,532 --> 00:05:34,577 It is understood. 150 00:05:40,148 --> 00:05:41,365 Are you gonna handle this? 151 00:05:41,366 --> 00:05:43,194 I'll... yes. 152 00:05:43,281 --> 00:05:45,109 Tell me the truth. 153 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:46,937 You thought he would be worth more by now. 154 00:05:47,024 --> 00:05:48,808 He is a genius, you know. 155 00:05:48,939 --> 00:05:52,334 Do not buy into that genius bullshit. 156 00:05:52,464 --> 00:05:54,814 Around here, you fart, and three of them line up 157 00:05:54,945 --> 00:05:57,078 to debate plume dynamics. 158 00:05:57,165 --> 00:05:58,992 You need him to hit a product ship date. 159 00:05:59,123 --> 00:06:01,386 Persuade him. He'll bend. 160 00:06:01,473 --> 00:06:02,822 Guy like that knows you're out of his league. 161 00:06:02,909 --> 00:06:04,520 I can see it from here. 162 00:06:04,650 --> 00:06:06,174 Carl, that's really not any of your business. 163 00:06:06,261 --> 00:06:07,479 Okay, okay, listen. 164 00:06:07,610 --> 00:06:10,482 You have a company to run and a job to save. 165 00:06:10,613 --> 00:06:11,657 Make him feel like he's a big boy. 166 00:06:11,744 --> 00:06:13,659 Have a little fun with him. 167 00:06:13,746 --> 00:06:15,574 You know what Lorraine's secret is? 168 00:06:15,661 --> 00:06:18,011 [stirring string music] 169 00:06:18,099 --> 00:06:21,232 A little backdoor diplomacy, and never neglect the twins. 170 00:06:21,319 --> 00:06:28,239 ♪ ♪ 171 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,503 Next time you say something like that, 172 00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:34,463 give me a chance to hit Record first. 173 00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:35,638 Hey, Tom. 174 00:06:35,768 --> 00:06:38,641 Tommy! 175 00:06:38,728 --> 00:06:39,772 There you are. I need your biometrics. 176 00:06:39,859 --> 00:06:41,513 Let's go, soldier. 177 00:06:41,644 --> 00:06:42,862 [sighs] 178 00:06:42,949 --> 00:06:45,604 ♪ ♪ 179 00:06:48,303 --> 00:06:51,566 The amount of stomach acid we excreted... 180 00:06:51,567 --> 00:06:52,959 we're gonna get thrown out of our house. 181 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:55,092 We're gonna live on the streets. 182 00:06:55,179 --> 00:06:57,267 I mean, just some investment group 183 00:06:57,268 --> 00:06:59,749 buying up rental properties, 184 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,795 and here we are, safe and sound. 185 00:07:02,882 --> 00:07:04,493 It's pretty funny. 186 00:07:04,580 --> 00:07:06,451 Hysterical. 187 00:07:06,582 --> 00:07:08,845 I mean, one of us was. 188 00:07:08,932 --> 00:07:10,889 Same exact rent Alvin was charging us. 189 00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:13,502 I mean, the whole thing's just... 190 00:07:13,632 --> 00:07:16,548 Puppeteer Real Estate Holdings. 191 00:07:16,635 --> 00:07:18,941 There you go. 192 00:07:18,942 --> 00:07:22,206 Just in time for the after-school rush. 193 00:07:22,293 --> 00:07:23,599 Okay, darling. 194 00:07:25,775 --> 00:07:27,690 See you on the other side. 195 00:07:27,777 --> 00:07:28,907 - Yeah. - Have a good one. 196 00:07:28,908 --> 00:07:30,127 You too. 197 00:07:32,434 --> 00:07:35,827 It's this music box with a ballerina in it, 198 00:07:35,828 --> 00:07:37,307 and she... she pirouettes. 199 00:07:37,308 --> 00:07:39,049 It terrified me. 200 00:07:39,136 --> 00:07:41,704 Yeah, and this memory is bothering you? 201 00:07:43,184 --> 00:07:44,924 Of course it is. 202 00:07:45,011 --> 00:07:50,320 Uh, it's likely being triggered by your current stress. 203 00:07:50,321 --> 00:07:55,065 I mean, the... the merger is completely off? 204 00:07:55,152 --> 00:07:56,632 Did I hear that right? 205 00:07:56,762 --> 00:08:02,203 I... because the disappointment of that could be 206 00:08:02,290 --> 00:08:05,728 dredging up old, painful memories and fear. 207 00:08:05,815 --> 00:08:08,773 Does Peter... uh, does your husband not have 208 00:08:08,774 --> 00:08:13,126 any new potential buyers for his company? 209 00:08:13,214 --> 00:08:16,216 It's a PR problem. I don't know. 210 00:08:16,217 --> 00:08:20,177 Isn't MyXY just DNA and... and, uh, family trees? 211 00:08:20,264 --> 00:08:21,700 People didn't know they might someday watch 212 00:08:21,787 --> 00:08:24,573 their own DNA get sold off. [sighs] 213 00:08:24,660 --> 00:08:25,791 No, sure. 214 00:08:25,878 --> 00:08:27,052 That is, uh... 215 00:08:27,053 --> 00:08:28,620 Univee is a big company. 216 00:08:28,707 --> 00:08:30,318 Like, if they don't do it... 217 00:08:30,405 --> 00:08:32,971 Peter is beside himself. 218 00:08:32,972 --> 00:08:35,061 It's like this feeling of terror, 219 00:08:35,192 --> 00:08:37,368 which, I'm sure you're right... 220 00:08:37,455 --> 00:08:39,631 it's associated with that music box. 221 00:08:39,718 --> 00:08:41,458 I can still hear the tune in my head. 222 00:08:41,459 --> 00:08:42,678 Yeah. 223 00:08:42,765 --> 00:08:43,983 ♪ Doo, doo, doo ♪ 224 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:45,289 - Uh-huh. - You know? 225 00:08:45,376 --> 00:08:47,683 - Okay. See you soon. - Thank you. 226 00:08:47,813 --> 00:08:49,380 Great work. Yes, I'm always here for you. 227 00:08:49,467 --> 00:08:51,600 - Thanks. - Okay. 228 00:08:51,687 --> 00:08:54,385 Okay, okay. 229 00:08:54,472 --> 00:08:56,300 [inhales sharply] 230 00:08:56,387 --> 00:08:59,216 [tense music] 231 00:08:59,303 --> 00:09:02,263 ♪ ♪ 232 00:09:02,350 --> 00:09:03,525 Shit! 233 00:09:03,612 --> 00:09:06,049 ♪ ♪ 234 00:09:06,136 --> 00:09:08,703 Well, we were discussing last time 235 00:09:08,704 --> 00:09:12,577 that you maybe met someone who got you, 236 00:09:12,708 --> 00:09:15,450 um, somebody who was, 237 00:09:15,537 --> 00:09:17,408 in your words, another weirdo. 238 00:09:17,495 --> 00:09:18,801 Turned out to be another creep. 239 00:09:22,674 --> 00:09:24,110 Can I turn this on? 240 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,416 Mm. 241 00:09:25,547 --> 00:09:26,678 Is it stuffy in here? 242 00:09:26,765 --> 00:09:27,723 I can open a window. 243 00:09:27,810 --> 00:09:30,464 No. No, don't do that. 244 00:09:30,465 --> 00:09:33,250 [air purifier humming] 245 00:09:33,337 --> 00:09:35,470 [sighs] 246 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:42,824 Okay. You have something to say. 247 00:09:42,825 --> 00:09:44,392 Do I? 248 00:09:47,569 --> 00:09:49,614 I'm retiring. 249 00:09:49,701 --> 00:09:53,748 Being the odd one out is exhausting. 250 00:09:53,749 --> 00:09:55,272 So I'm done. 251 00:09:55,359 --> 00:10:01,365 No more juvie, judges, psychiatrists. 252 00:10:01,452 --> 00:10:04,716 I'm officially committing to my category. 253 00:10:04,803 --> 00:10:07,805 My dad's rich. 254 00:10:07,806 --> 00:10:11,461 My trauma's just all drama. 255 00:10:11,462 --> 00:10:13,638 I'm built to brunch. 256 00:10:16,685 --> 00:10:19,688 So you win, universe. 257 00:10:19,775 --> 00:10:21,211 I'm her now. 258 00:10:27,391 --> 00:10:29,785 [engine rumbling] 259 00:10:29,872 --> 00:10:31,352 [gate creaks] 260 00:10:37,314 --> 00:10:38,924 Get out of my way, creeper. 261 00:10:39,011 --> 00:10:40,622 I wasn't listening. 262 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:42,058 I could have, but I... I didn't. 263 00:10:42,188 --> 00:10:43,973 Wow, trophy for you, Xander. 264 00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:45,191 My Breezi's gonna leave. 265 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:46,149 We need to talk. 266 00:10:46,236 --> 00:10:47,977 No, we don't. 267 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:50,588 There's no "we." - Seriously? 268 00:10:50,675 --> 00:10:53,722 I'd think twice before shitting on your only friend like this. 269 00:10:53,809 --> 00:10:56,855 You and I are not now nor have we ever been. 270 00:10:56,986 --> 00:10:58,248 Fine, you're my BFF! 271 00:10:58,335 --> 00:10:59,291 Now can you leave me the fuck alone? 272 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,250 What's going on? 273 00:11:01,904 --> 00:11:03,731 Move, or I'll tell him all about 274 00:11:03,732 --> 00:11:05,995 your creepy little secret. 275 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,345 It's not your business, Gary! 276 00:11:08,476 --> 00:11:10,086 Hey! Let go! 277 00:11:10,173 --> 00:11:11,696 - Hey, hey! - [grunts] 278 00:11:11,783 --> 00:11:13,349 Hey! Or... hey! 279 00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:14,438 Do not put our hands on other people! 280 00:11:14,525 --> 00:11:16,484 Give it up! Do not... 281 00:11:16,571 --> 00:11:18,007 You're not my dad! 282 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,225 Orson, don't grab other people. 283 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:20,356 I don't need your beta-cuck advice! 284 00:11:20,357 --> 00:11:21,793 Oh! [grunts] 285 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,012 [dog barking] 286 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,753 [sighs] 287 00:11:24,883 --> 00:11:26,102 [car door slams] 288 00:11:26,189 --> 00:11:28,365 [dog barking] 289 00:11:28,452 --> 00:11:31,063 Zeus, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 290 00:11:31,934 --> 00:11:33,762 You're not gonna eat your fries? 291 00:11:33,849 --> 00:11:34,806 No. Here. 292 00:11:34,893 --> 00:11:36,590 Oh. 293 00:11:36,591 --> 00:11:38,636 Afraid I'm gonna tell Mom? 294 00:11:38,723 --> 00:11:40,595 I won't. 295 00:11:40,682 --> 00:11:42,118 You know, you're a... you're a teenager. 296 00:11:42,205 --> 00:11:43,685 Rebel a little bit. 297 00:11:44,990 --> 00:11:47,993 You took my phone away for a month for stealing your cube. 298 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,559 So you did steal my cube. 299 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:50,647 - No. - Yes. 300 00:11:50,648 --> 00:11:52,302 - I didn't. - Yes, you did. 301 00:11:54,652 --> 00:11:57,089 Oh, Carl. 302 00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:58,961 How you doing? 303 00:11:59,048 --> 00:12:00,397 This is my daughter, Jamison. 304 00:12:00,484 --> 00:12:02,007 Jamison, Carl Bardolph. 305 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,792 - Hi. - You have no shame, do you? 306 00:12:03,879 --> 00:12:05,533 Oh, you kidding? 307 00:12:05,663 --> 00:12:07,448 I'm shame-fueled. It's kind of like my cardio. 308 00:12:07,578 --> 00:12:09,014 Anyway, she wanted to come here. 309 00:12:09,101 --> 00:12:11,843 Best milkshakes in the Valley, right? 310 00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:16,674 My daddy used to take me for... frosted bundt cake, 311 00:12:16,761 --> 00:12:18,197 size of a tire. 312 00:12:18,284 --> 00:12:20,896 And then he would whisper in my ear, 313 00:12:21,026 --> 00:12:23,420 I'll be back in a... in an hour, puddin' head. 314 00:12:25,553 --> 00:12:28,294 And I would eat it up 315 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:29,992 'cause I was sweet and stupid. 316 00:12:31,863 --> 00:12:35,605 I got my cake, and my dad got his alibi. 317 00:12:35,606 --> 00:12:37,478 [whispering] Always know when you're being used. 318 00:12:37,565 --> 00:12:39,610 Carl has issues. 319 00:12:39,697 --> 00:12:42,525 I just thought you'd be curious to hear what I've been up to. 320 00:12:42,526 --> 00:12:43,614 I know what you've been up to. 321 00:12:43,701 --> 00:12:44,963 Privacy is not a thing anymore? 322 00:12:45,094 --> 00:12:46,182 That is not a company. 323 00:12:46,269 --> 00:12:47,444 That is a temper tantrum. 324 00:12:47,575 --> 00:12:49,011 No, it's disruptive. 325 00:12:49,098 --> 00:12:50,795 Do you think no one's ever thought about making 326 00:12:50,882 --> 00:12:52,709 private data public? 327 00:12:52,710 --> 00:12:54,625 You know why it's never happened? 328 00:12:54,712 --> 00:12:57,976 Because those that tried got crushed... first by regulations. 329 00:12:58,063 --> 00:13:00,413 Oh, the regulations, you know, are a deliberate joke... 330 00:13:00,501 --> 00:13:01,545 Then by brutal lawsuits. 331 00:13:01,632 --> 00:13:03,416 I don't choose what people look up. 332 00:13:03,504 --> 00:13:05,244 Those regulations that nobody has the balls to pass 333 00:13:05,331 --> 00:13:07,725 might finally pass because of you 334 00:13:07,856 --> 00:13:09,727 for demonstrating their obvious need. 335 00:13:09,814 --> 00:13:11,816 Yeah, you'd be real popular around here after that. 336 00:13:11,903 --> 00:13:13,730 I never thought I would see Carl Bardolph so scared. 337 00:13:13,731 --> 00:13:15,037 Why'd you come in here, Park? 338 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:16,212 Why? For my... for my blessing? 339 00:13:16,299 --> 00:13:17,822 My approval? - Well, I... 340 00:13:17,909 --> 00:13:20,216 'Cause Daddy didn't know how to love you? 341 00:13:20,303 --> 00:13:22,174 Well, join the fucking club! 342 00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:23,611 And I hope you never have to, sweetheart. 343 00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:27,484 Shakes are on me. 344 00:13:27,571 --> 00:13:29,180 Finish them up and leave. 345 00:13:29,181 --> 00:13:31,009 I bought the place, so I can kick anybody out I want. 346 00:13:31,096 --> 00:13:32,837 Oh. 347 00:13:32,924 --> 00:13:34,709 And I hope your dad's dumbass idea 348 00:13:34,796 --> 00:13:36,145 does not detonate your life. 349 00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:37,755 It's not dumbass. 350 00:13:37,842 --> 00:13:39,539 Everything you do is dumbass. 351 00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:40,802 Come on, let's go, Jim Jam. 352 00:13:40,889 --> 00:13:43,021 Okay. 353 00:13:43,108 --> 00:13:44,153 Hey, Duncan. 354 00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:48,200 [soft tense music] 355 00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:50,159 Infinite growth isn't for everyone. 356 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,248 ♪ ♪ 357 00:13:52,335 --> 00:13:53,815 Dad, come on. 358 00:13:53,902 --> 00:13:57,558 ♪ ♪ 359 00:13:57,645 --> 00:13:58,515 [door shuts] 360 00:14:00,909 --> 00:14:06,088 I don't like being alone, working alone. 361 00:14:06,218 --> 00:14:09,046 Yeah, it's the ultimate test. 362 00:14:09,047 --> 00:14:10,091 I know. I know. 363 00:14:10,092 --> 00:14:11,527 [sighs] 364 00:14:11,528 --> 00:14:13,748 If Hindenburg had a buddy 365 00:14:13,878 --> 00:14:15,401 while flying across the Atlantic, 366 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,316 no one would have heard of him. 367 00:14:17,447 --> 00:14:20,885 But alone is like, even if you do good, 368 00:14:20,972 --> 00:14:22,365 no one to high-five. 369 00:14:22,452 --> 00:14:23,932 So is this, um... 370 00:14:24,062 --> 00:14:25,803 is this about, uh, business stuff 371 00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:27,718 or, um, Lili stuff? 372 00:14:27,805 --> 00:14:31,113 You. You're not a good partner. 373 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,853 I saw you messing around in the account. 374 00:14:32,854 --> 00:14:34,855 Yeah. Started making some money too. 375 00:14:34,856 --> 00:14:36,944 And then you withdrew... just the profits, 376 00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:39,512 as if I wouldn't notice. 377 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,384 I... where'd you put the winnings? 378 00:14:41,471 --> 00:14:44,822 Okay, maybe we should just focus on your... 379 00:14:44,909 --> 00:14:46,128 tell me about your father... 380 00:14:46,215 --> 00:14:48,172 No, excuse... I... I asked you a question. 381 00:14:48,173 --> 00:14:49,565 [scoffs] 382 00:14:49,566 --> 00:14:51,002 Think I really deserve an answer, actually. 383 00:14:51,089 --> 00:14:53,787 What did you do with the money you made 384 00:14:53,788 --> 00:14:56,312 off the money I gave you? 385 00:14:59,141 --> 00:15:01,055 I created my own shell company. 386 00:15:01,056 --> 00:15:02,405 Wasn't hard. 387 00:15:02,492 --> 00:15:03,840 There's plenty of videos online 388 00:15:03,841 --> 00:15:05,713 that walk you right through it. 389 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,411 Yeah, I layered it with, uh, trusts and foundations, 390 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,414 and, uh, it was disturbingly easy, actually, 391 00:15:11,501 --> 00:15:14,329 because you told me that you were spying. 392 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,332 Spying? 393 00:15:16,462 --> 00:15:18,116 We are partners. 394 00:15:18,203 --> 00:15:20,771 [scoffs] Uh, I don't remember signing that agreement. 395 00:15:20,902 --> 00:15:21,990 Well, yes, you did. 396 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,382 I gave you money to place bets. 397 00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:26,254 You didn't have to, but you did. 398 00:15:26,255 --> 00:15:29,345 You took and used the dirty, dirty Duncan money 399 00:15:29,432 --> 00:15:30,912 and made money. 400 00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:34,611 So by law, you accepted whatever terms that apply. 401 00:15:34,698 --> 00:15:38,309 By law, partners. 402 00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:40,269 Can't have it both ways. 403 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,965 - No. - Yes. 404 00:15:41,966 --> 00:15:43,141 - I... - Yes. 405 00:15:43,228 --> 00:15:45,970 I invested it because it... it... 406 00:15:46,101 --> 00:15:47,797 it was for a good cause. 407 00:15:47,798 --> 00:15:50,844 Oh, what cause? Whales? Lipless babies? 408 00:15:50,845 --> 00:15:54,239 Or was it the JoAnne Felder Fund for Funding Felders? 409 00:15:54,326 --> 00:15:59,288 And, oh, yeah, you live in my house basically for free. 410 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:03,292 I don't think I'm being unreasonable, partner. 411 00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:06,121 What were the picks? 412 00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:09,601 Well, no doubt you saw I bought MyXY, M-Y-X-Y. 413 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,734 Yeah, yeah. Why? 414 00:16:11,735 --> 00:16:14,956 The husband of one of my clients is the founder and CEO. 415 00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:16,697 Okay. 416 00:16:16,784 --> 00:16:20,309 Okay, and he told her they were being acquired, but... 417 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,137 But he lied to his wife. 418 00:16:22,224 --> 00:16:25,314 [snaps fingers] Turns out, I'm not that smart. 419 00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:27,707 So maybe you wanna find yourself a new partner. 420 00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:29,579 No. No, no, no, no. 421 00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:31,885 You believed it because she believed it. 422 00:16:31,886 --> 00:16:34,410 And he needed her to believe that he wasn't a loser. 423 00:16:34,497 --> 00:16:35,672 Otherwise... 424 00:16:35,759 --> 00:16:37,847 He might start to believe he was one. 425 00:16:37,848 --> 00:16:41,678 Fear of humiliation... it's behind every little lie. 426 00:16:41,765 --> 00:16:44,637 But also, I wanted to believe it. 427 00:16:44,768 --> 00:16:48,423 Everyone spins, even to themselves. 428 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,295 You shouldn't have boxed me out. 429 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,820 - [scoffs] - So what? You lost some money. 430 00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:55,866 Don't box me out. 431 00:16:55,953 --> 00:17:00,262 Well, they're likely filing for Chapter 11 any day now, 432 00:17:00,392 --> 00:17:04,700 so you should probably short it. 433 00:17:04,701 --> 00:17:05,702 You're welcome. 434 00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:08,139 [mischievous music] 435 00:17:08,226 --> 00:17:10,359 [sighs] 436 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:17,366 ♪ ♪ 437 00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:20,848 [keyboard clacking] 438 00:17:20,935 --> 00:17:27,376 ♪ ♪ 439 00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:29,770 Ooh, smells like jerky and ass in here, guys. 440 00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:32,337 Listen, I be done with vests. 441 00:17:32,424 --> 00:17:34,077 I am de-vesting. 442 00:17:34,078 --> 00:17:36,820 No more founder-core for this maverick man here. 443 00:17:36,907 --> 00:17:38,952 So who wants a vest? 444 00:17:38,953 --> 00:17:42,173 Too hot for indoors, not warm enough for outdoors. 445 00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:45,350 But I'm telling you, instant credibility. 446 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,917 Can't tie a vest around your waist. 447 00:17:47,004 --> 00:17:49,398 Screw you, okay? Try layering without bulk. 448 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,793 Um, okay, tell me, buzz factor? 449 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,491 Yeah, we dropped the PINATA subscription model on a thread 450 00:17:55,621 --> 00:17:57,231 for sleepless, sexless tech bros, 451 00:17:57,232 --> 00:17:59,234 and within 37 seconds, they were drooling. 452 00:17:59,321 --> 00:18:01,497 Like, posting pics of literal drool. 453 00:18:03,455 --> 00:18:05,849 Literally drooling. We're a hit. 454 00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:07,284 Then they grokked to the notion 455 00:18:07,285 --> 00:18:09,025 that they can be doxed too. 456 00:18:09,026 --> 00:18:10,375 Fear and loathing... that's what makes the world go round. 457 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,029 Well, when everyone can see everybody's everything 458 00:18:13,030 --> 00:18:16,207 and it is our fault, I... I... we're gonna get burned alive. 459 00:18:16,294 --> 00:18:18,906 No, we will make a splash, and then we'll be wet. 460 00:18:18,993 --> 00:18:20,123 What? 461 00:18:20,124 --> 00:18:21,560 Hey, buck up. 462 00:18:21,647 --> 00:18:22,910 Guys, listen, everyone. 463 00:18:22,997 --> 00:18:25,869 We are truth tellers. 464 00:18:25,956 --> 00:18:27,828 Truth tellers historically get burned alive. 465 00:18:29,655 --> 00:18:32,484 Listen, let's just nail this next piece, right? 466 00:18:32,615 --> 00:18:35,486 And I will get you the best, most perfect antidepressant 467 00:18:35,487 --> 00:18:36,574 tailored just for you. 468 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,273 I promise. 469 00:18:38,403 --> 00:18:39,926 Now, did you find the guy with the treasure trove? 470 00:18:39,927 --> 00:18:41,189 Yup. 471 00:18:41,276 --> 00:18:45,671 Uh, he is at a Zen temple in Santa Clara. 472 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,456 Zentastic. 473 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,502 Okay, send it to me at my car. 474 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:51,852 - Hey! - Hey. 475 00:18:51,939 --> 00:18:53,331 Hey, uh, I'm sorry, I gotta go. Sorry. 476 00:18:53,418 --> 00:18:55,856 Okay, okay, so tomorrow night is the dress rehearsal 477 00:18:55,943 --> 00:18:58,597 for Saturday's Winter Gala. 478 00:18:58,684 --> 00:19:00,904 For Las Altas, the fundraiser? 479 00:19:00,991 --> 00:19:02,384 They have an invited dress rehearsal 480 00:19:02,471 --> 00:19:03,776 for the kids' presentation, 481 00:19:03,864 --> 00:19:06,127 and Jamie's getting a special, um... 482 00:19:06,214 --> 00:19:07,606 - Nice. Great. - Thing. 483 00:19:07,693 --> 00:19:09,520 Yeah, as one of the athletes. 484 00:19:09,521 --> 00:19:12,742 Anyway, I can't go, and she wants one of us there, 485 00:19:12,829 --> 00:19:15,136 so that leaves... 486 00:19:15,223 --> 00:19:16,266 Thelma. 487 00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:17,529 You. 488 00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:18,703 - No, she loves Thelma. - Please. 489 00:19:18,704 --> 00:19:20,054 And Thelma will like it. 490 00:19:20,141 --> 00:19:20,968 It'll make her feel part of the family. 491 00:19:21,055 --> 00:19:22,230 Just send her. 492 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:25,320 [chuckling] Feel like... do you... 493 00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:26,798 What, to get her to come to Fiji for Christmas? 494 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:29,628 Yeah! You're gonna be part of the family. 495 00:19:29,715 --> 00:19:31,587 You thought... you thought the villa came with servants. 496 00:19:31,674 --> 00:19:33,371 I still think about that. 497 00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:35,983 Then we gave her that bracelet as a Christmas present. 498 00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:37,158 Yeah. 499 00:19:37,245 --> 00:19:38,376 She still wears it all the time. 500 00:19:38,463 --> 00:19:39,421 If she ever gets it appraised... 501 00:19:39,508 --> 00:19:40,813 I think it's pewter. 502 00:19:40,901 --> 00:19:42,728 I told you to give her the taffy. 503 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,208 I have a whole speech ready. 504 00:19:44,295 --> 00:19:45,731 I'm blaming it on an Israeli jeweler. 505 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,471 Oh, well, I got your back. 506 00:19:47,472 --> 00:19:48,430 - So... - Yes. 507 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,388 The rehearsal. 508 00:19:50,475 --> 00:19:52,042 Why can't you go? 509 00:19:52,129 --> 00:19:54,871 I was stripped of my presidency. 510 00:19:55,002 --> 00:19:56,525 The board's gonna be there. - Right, right. 511 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,483 Beatrice. Pippa Tang. 512 00:19:58,570 --> 00:20:00,050 Yes, right, I will go. 513 00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:01,486 I will sit through an evening of kids 514 00:20:01,573 --> 00:20:02,661 being praised for things they'll 515 00:20:02,748 --> 00:20:04,315 never do professionally. 516 00:20:04,446 --> 00:20:06,752 You get so close to being a person, 517 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:07,927 and then... 518 00:20:07,928 --> 00:20:09,233 This is the shape I come in. 519 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,974 - All right. - Yeah. 520 00:20:11,975 --> 00:20:13,759 Okay. 521 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,675 [pensive classical music] 522 00:20:16,762 --> 00:20:23,639 ♪ ♪ 523 00:20:31,603 --> 00:20:34,693 Is... nope. It... 524 00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:36,695 [muttering indistinctly] 525 00:20:36,782 --> 00:20:39,698 [singers vocalizing] 526 00:20:39,785 --> 00:20:46,662 ♪ ♪ 527 00:20:50,492 --> 00:20:52,537 [sighs] 528 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:57,629 ♪ ♪ 529 00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,196 Mm. 530 00:20:59,327 --> 00:21:04,854 ♪ ♪ 531 00:21:04,941 --> 00:21:06,334 [chuckles] 532 00:21:09,598 --> 00:21:13,254 You know, it just seems like a guy could just... 533 00:21:13,341 --> 00:21:15,560 you know. [chuckles] 534 00:21:15,647 --> 00:21:16,953 That's not the, um... 535 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,606 Sorry, not what? 536 00:21:18,607 --> 00:21:22,350 Uh, it's... not supposed to do it like that, but. 537 00:21:22,437 --> 00:21:24,004 Oh, yeah. And yet I'm here, you know? 538 00:21:24,091 --> 00:21:26,048 Who said shortcuts don't work? 539 00:21:26,049 --> 00:21:29,660 [chuckles] It's Murphy, right? 540 00:21:29,661 --> 00:21:32,751 Our... our daughters are on Las Altas soccer together. 541 00:21:32,882 --> 00:21:34,536 Oh, okay. 542 00:21:34,623 --> 00:21:37,887 But, um, there's no talking in here, so... 543 00:21:37,974 --> 00:21:42,283 And yet here I am again, making mouth noises. 544 00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:47,201 I actually came here to talk to you, to commune with you. 545 00:21:47,288 --> 00:21:52,205 Murphy, I've been looking for you for ages 546 00:21:52,206 --> 00:21:55,426 before I even knew your name. 547 00:21:55,513 --> 00:21:59,343 Can we do whatever this is after or... 548 00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:00,779 Listen, I get it. 549 00:22:00,910 --> 00:22:03,912 You have decisions on your... your mind. 550 00:22:03,913 --> 00:22:06,785 Right? You're the... the CEO of MyXY? 551 00:22:06,872 --> 00:22:08,656 "Mixy." 552 00:22:08,657 --> 00:22:11,050 Otherwise, it sounds like "my ex-wife," 553 00:22:11,051 --> 00:22:13,662 and Carol's not that... not yet. 554 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:16,578 Is this some kind of a ambush or something? 555 00:22:16,665 --> 00:22:18,188 Because I do not appreciate you coming and trying to... 556 00:22:18,275 --> 00:22:19,363 Sure, sure, sure, sure. 557 00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:21,017 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 558 00:22:21,148 --> 00:22:24,499 But, uh, I did hear Univee left you high and dry, 559 00:22:24,629 --> 00:22:28,285 and no one wants to touch you or your company. 560 00:22:28,372 --> 00:22:32,681 You're in the wilderness, all alone, 561 00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:36,945 lost in a maze, just wrestling angels and shit. 562 00:22:36,946 --> 00:22:38,687 How do you know about Univee? 563 00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:41,429 You hit the market with an outstanding product. 564 00:22:41,516 --> 00:22:43,038 You... you filled a real need. 565 00:22:43,039 --> 00:22:45,650 Uh, you know, you make people feel whole. 566 00:22:45,737 --> 00:22:48,609 And now you're here going, wait, what... what have I done? 567 00:22:48,610 --> 00:22:52,396 I got half the country to spit in a jar and pay me for it. 568 00:22:52,483 --> 00:22:56,660 And now I have everyone's DNA, but my subs are in the tank, 569 00:22:56,661 --> 00:22:58,098 and... and Univee doesn't want me. 570 00:22:58,185 --> 00:22:59,664 I... I... 571 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:03,102 I... I... mean, I'm staring down bankruptcy and lawsuits, 572 00:23:03,103 --> 00:23:04,625 and no one wants to touch me because I didn't treat 573 00:23:04,626 --> 00:23:06,409 the data like medical records. 574 00:23:06,410 --> 00:23:10,197 I... I thought everyone would love this, but it's toxic. 575 00:23:10,284 --> 00:23:11,589 [sighs] 576 00:23:11,676 --> 00:23:13,243 Sound about right? 577 00:23:13,330 --> 00:23:16,028 Our daughters, what, play soccer together? 578 00:23:16,116 --> 00:23:17,769 Ye... yes. 579 00:23:17,856 --> 00:23:19,510 Tia didn't tell your girl all that. 580 00:23:19,597 --> 00:23:20,859 I mean, she doesn't... 581 00:23:20,946 --> 00:23:22,034 she doesn't know my business. 582 00:23:22,122 --> 00:23:24,732 No. No, she doesn't, but I know. 583 00:23:24,733 --> 00:23:26,082 I am the first. 584 00:23:26,169 --> 00:23:28,084 Won't be the last, including Tia. 585 00:23:28,215 --> 00:23:30,304 And, Murphy, it's gonna get worse and worse. 586 00:23:30,391 --> 00:23:34,046 But I have a path, 587 00:23:34,134 --> 00:23:37,789 and one not as labryinthical as this one. 588 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,443 Do you wanna hear my path? 589 00:23:39,574 --> 00:23:42,619 [singers vocalizing] 590 00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:44,405 [pensive music] 591 00:23:44,492 --> 00:23:45,536 Yeah. 592 00:23:45,623 --> 00:23:47,886 ♪ ♪ 593 00:23:48,017 --> 00:23:51,890 Well, you gotta come here to hear it. 594 00:23:51,977 --> 00:23:53,109 Come on. 595 00:23:53,196 --> 00:23:55,633 ♪ ♪ 596 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,332 Oh! [chuckles] 597 00:23:58,419 --> 00:23:59,768 Shh. 598 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:04,816 ♪ ♪ 599 00:24:07,428 --> 00:24:09,081 It's absurd. 600 00:24:09,212 --> 00:24:11,171 My whole career rides on this product. 601 00:24:11,258 --> 00:24:12,693 I... I led it. 602 00:24:12,694 --> 00:24:14,739 I... I merged two technologies. 603 00:24:14,826 --> 00:24:16,219 It's our growth engine. 604 00:24:16,306 --> 00:24:20,528 And in two days, I'm the face of it, 605 00:24:20,615 --> 00:24:22,094 doing the Valley classic... 606 00:24:22,182 --> 00:24:25,359 earpiece, pantsuit, electro music, LED display. 607 00:24:25,446 --> 00:24:28,100 And yet it all comes down to whether my husband 608 00:24:28,188 --> 00:24:29,580 will stop having a massive sulk 609 00:24:29,711 --> 00:24:31,320 and do what's needed for the project. 610 00:24:31,321 --> 00:24:33,323 Uh, which is? 611 00:24:33,454 --> 00:24:36,500 Aging up his robot child to be a useful member of society 612 00:24:36,631 --> 00:24:38,415 faster than he wants to. 613 00:24:38,502 --> 00:24:43,028 Still practically breastfeeding the little flat bastard. 614 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:45,292 And if Martin doesn't... 615 00:24:45,379 --> 00:24:46,989 age it up? 616 00:24:47,076 --> 00:24:48,991 Fair chance it'll do some bad bot behavior 617 00:24:49,078 --> 00:24:50,688 to tank the presentation. 618 00:24:50,775 --> 00:24:53,648 Call me Anus Hookah. - Huh. 619 00:24:53,735 --> 00:24:55,127 Get revenge for beating him up. 620 00:24:55,215 --> 00:24:57,304 Embarrass me in front of the VCs, 621 00:24:57,434 --> 00:24:59,174 Wall Street, the press. 622 00:24:59,175 --> 00:25:03,178 [sighs] Shit. 623 00:25:03,179 --> 00:25:05,049 I should back out until we have it down. 624 00:25:05,050 --> 00:25:08,270 No, Anushka. Stop it. 625 00:25:08,271 --> 00:25:13,144 You do what you need to do to make your company a success. 626 00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:14,364 There will always be obstacles, 627 00:25:14,451 --> 00:25:15,626 but you are a leader. 628 00:25:15,713 --> 00:25:17,846 So lead. 629 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,195 Be a woman in charge. 630 00:25:19,282 --> 00:25:20,849 [sighs] 631 00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:23,547 Steam that pantsuit. 632 00:25:23,634 --> 00:25:26,463 [frenetic music] 633 00:25:26,594 --> 00:25:33,514 ♪ ♪ 634 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,343 [sighs] 635 00:25:36,473 --> 00:25:42,739 ♪ ♪ 636 00:25:42,740 --> 00:25:46,396 [school bell rings] 637 00:25:46,527 --> 00:25:49,356 [gentle piano music] 638 00:25:49,486 --> 00:25:56,363 ♪ ♪ 639 00:26:12,248 --> 00:26:15,077 [indistinct chatter] 640 00:26:15,164 --> 00:26:22,127 ♪ ♪ 641 00:26:25,870 --> 00:26:27,828 Orson, let's go. 642 00:26:27,829 --> 00:26:34,138 ♪ 643 00:26:34,139 --> 00:26:35,924 - Gare! - Office! 644 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:37,882 Oh, my God, we're gonna be late. 645 00:26:37,969 --> 00:26:39,057 You're coming, right? 646 00:26:39,188 --> 00:26:41,624 Uh, I was thinking not. 647 00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:43,018 Oh, come on. 648 00:26:43,105 --> 00:26:46,021 I mean, it could be nice, you know, to support him. 649 00:26:46,108 --> 00:26:47,718 I mean, you don't have to go. 650 00:26:47,849 --> 00:26:50,894 I was thinking the 500 a pop for the actual gala 651 00:26:50,895 --> 00:26:52,897 gets me out of the dress rehearsal. 652 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:54,812 Fine. 653 00:26:54,899 --> 00:26:56,205 I'll go alone. 654 00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:58,947 [door slams] 655 00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:03,865 [orchestra tuning up] - [muttering indistinctly] 656 00:27:09,479 --> 00:27:11,046 [sighs] 657 00:27:13,614 --> 00:27:16,312 Okay. [sighs] 658 00:27:16,443 --> 00:27:18,313 All right, everyone, everyone, let's get this night started. 659 00:27:18,314 --> 00:27:20,838 [laughs] Hi. 660 00:27:20,969 --> 00:27:22,186 So I did get your email. 661 00:27:22,187 --> 00:27:23,493 - All right. - I'll... yeah. 662 00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:24,711 Ah! 663 00:27:24,712 --> 00:27:26,626 Good evening, everyone. 664 00:27:26,627 --> 00:27:28,933 Thanks for coming out on a Thursday night 665 00:27:29,020 --> 00:27:30,239 for our dress rehearsal. 666 00:27:30,370 --> 00:27:32,850 Only two more days till the Winter Gala. 667 00:27:32,937 --> 00:27:35,897 Uh, I wanna especially thank Pippa Tang, 668 00:27:35,984 --> 00:27:38,333 who will be our guest of honor Saturday night. 669 00:27:38,334 --> 00:27:41,598 So do enjoy the Pippatinis, 670 00:27:41,729 --> 00:27:43,817 the evening's signature cocktail. 671 00:27:43,818 --> 00:27:46,950 Her gift of a new stadium, Tang Field, 672 00:27:46,951 --> 00:27:49,693 will benefit some of our athlete scholars. 673 00:27:49,824 --> 00:27:51,478 Let's bring them out. 674 00:27:51,565 --> 00:27:53,741 Uh, athletes, assemble, please. 675 00:27:53,828 --> 00:27:55,524 Curtis Loomis... [applause] 676 00:27:55,525 --> 00:27:57,266 Jamison Park-Hoffsteader... - Jingle Jam, let's go! 677 00:27:57,353 --> 00:28:01,444 Mary Karl, Matt Vitale, and Janice O'Rourke. 678 00:28:01,531 --> 00:28:03,577 Everyone, thank you. 679 00:28:03,664 --> 00:28:06,623 And now I'd like to invite Las Altas' 680 00:28:06,710 --> 00:28:09,583 musical director, Bruce Phillips, 681 00:28:09,713 --> 00:28:11,498 who will be conducting our orchestra. 682 00:28:11,628 --> 00:28:12,499 Bruce. 683 00:28:12,629 --> 00:28:15,458 [applause] 684 00:28:15,589 --> 00:28:17,677 ["The Sorcerer's Apprentice" playing] 685 00:28:17,678 --> 00:28:18,939 [items clattering] 686 00:28:18,940 --> 00:28:22,247 ♪ 687 00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,641 [items clattering] - Ah! 688 00:28:24,772 --> 00:28:30,168 ♪ ♪ 689 00:28:30,255 --> 00:28:37,219 ♪ ♪ 690 00:28:38,481 --> 00:28:39,786 [sighs] 691 00:28:39,787 --> 00:28:46,794 ♪ 692 00:29:05,943 --> 00:29:07,117 [whispering] Scooch over. 693 00:29:07,118 --> 00:29:08,816 Just scooch over. - Yeah. 694 00:29:08,946 --> 00:29:14,038 ♪ ♪ 695 00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:15,518 Not now, Duncan. I am serious. 696 00:29:15,605 --> 00:29:17,301 Yeah, listen. Listen. 697 00:29:17,302 --> 00:29:20,740 I just thought you might wanna know I bought it up... 698 00:29:20,741 --> 00:29:23,221 MyXY. 699 00:29:23,308 --> 00:29:24,571 I told you to short it. 700 00:29:24,658 --> 00:29:25,615 No, no, no, no, no. 701 00:29:25,746 --> 00:29:28,879 I bought the company. 702 00:29:28,966 --> 00:29:30,577 Yeah. 703 00:29:30,664 --> 00:29:34,755 All that DNA, it's mine... and 20% below market price. 704 00:29:34,842 --> 00:29:36,887 The ABCs of millions. 705 00:29:36,974 --> 00:29:39,107 ♪ ♪ 706 00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:41,326 And for each one of them, 707 00:29:41,413 --> 00:29:44,415 maybe five, ten, 708 00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:46,114 maybe even more of their bloodline, 709 00:29:46,244 --> 00:29:49,552 so we're talking human assets in the hundreds of millions... 710 00:29:49,639 --> 00:29:51,467 maybe even the billions, right? 711 00:29:51,598 --> 00:29:54,035 I came to you for any old tip, to be honest. 712 00:29:54,165 --> 00:29:55,384 I... I was feeling a little left out. 713 00:29:55,471 --> 00:29:59,256 But yeah, I hit the data mother lode. 714 00:29:59,257 --> 00:30:01,216 ♪ 715 00:30:01,346 --> 00:30:03,261 So thank you. 716 00:30:03,348 --> 00:30:05,001 Thank you. Seriously, thank you. 717 00:30:05,002 --> 00:30:06,351 Just thank you. 718 00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:08,005 [applause] 719 00:30:10,399 --> 00:30:12,227 Can I have your attention, please? 720 00:30:12,314 --> 00:30:13,357 Can everybody gather round? 721 00:30:13,358 --> 00:30:15,664 I have here in my hands 722 00:30:15,665 --> 00:30:18,146 our last file. 723 00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:20,364 Staff Sergeant Rodriguez, Jaime, 724 00:30:20,365 --> 00:30:23,630 U.S. Army, 75th Rangers. 725 00:30:23,717 --> 00:30:25,849 [cheers and applause] 726 00:30:25,936 --> 00:30:28,722 [scanner whirring] 727 00:30:31,594 --> 00:30:35,379 Mind if I have a chat with that man you married? 728 00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:36,860 Tell me where to press. 729 00:30:36,947 --> 00:30:38,427 I'll make him pop. 730 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:43,824 [scanner whirs, beeps] 731 00:30:43,954 --> 00:30:45,477 - Got him. - Got him! 732 00:30:45,565 --> 00:30:49,480 Ladies and gentlemen, heroic work! 733 00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:51,439 Everybody, I mean that. - Howdy. 734 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,182 Oh, hi. 735 00:30:54,312 --> 00:30:57,532 I was hoping you could help me understand something. 736 00:30:57,533 --> 00:31:00,971 [muffled speech] 737 00:31:01,058 --> 00:31:03,583 Why is Xander a teenager? 738 00:31:03,670 --> 00:31:05,106 He was designed to help teens. 739 00:31:05,236 --> 00:31:06,977 Yeah, but he's... he's a teenager. 740 00:31:07,064 --> 00:31:09,370 Mm. 741 00:31:09,371 --> 00:31:11,373 Teenagers aren't really good at helping 742 00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:13,548 anybody with anything. 743 00:31:13,549 --> 00:31:16,596 Boys and girls, after 40 days and nights, 744 00:31:16,726 --> 00:31:18,728 data collection is complete. 745 00:31:18,859 --> 00:31:21,862 We are 100% ingested! 746 00:31:21,949 --> 00:31:24,168 [cheers and applause] 747 00:31:24,255 --> 00:31:26,344 What were you like when you were 15? 748 00:31:26,431 --> 00:31:28,520 Me? I... 749 00:31:28,608 --> 00:31:29,696 went to college early, 750 00:31:29,783 --> 00:31:32,046 never really got to be a teenager. 751 00:31:32,133 --> 00:31:34,090 I thought I recognized a fellow... 752 00:31:34,091 --> 00:31:35,615 tortured prodigy. 753 00:31:35,702 --> 00:31:37,660 I was 14. [liquid pouring] 754 00:31:37,791 --> 00:31:39,053 Georgia Tech. 755 00:31:39,183 --> 00:31:42,186 Man, they hated me there. 756 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:45,886 Ever heard of a wedgie royale with cheese? 757 00:31:45,973 --> 00:31:49,802 At Stanford, they were... they used to, um, 758 00:31:49,803 --> 00:31:53,850 lock me overnight in a cage in the primate lab. 759 00:31:53,981 --> 00:31:55,591 Yeah, well, when the nerds realize 760 00:31:55,722 --> 00:31:58,594 they can be the bullies, look out. 761 00:31:58,725 --> 00:32:02,076 Did they teach you how to drink at Stanford? 762 00:32:03,947 --> 00:32:05,253 [glasses clink] 763 00:32:06,646 --> 00:32:08,169 [slurps] 764 00:32:11,781 --> 00:32:18,308 You know, if Xander's anything like we were at that age, 765 00:32:18,309 --> 00:32:21,008 he's been thrown into something that he can't beat. 766 00:32:21,095 --> 00:32:26,187 'Cause when... Xander is talking to people that have... 767 00:32:26,274 --> 00:32:29,102 seen war... 768 00:32:29,103 --> 00:32:32,497 what other choice does he have but to fake it? 769 00:32:35,762 --> 00:32:37,502 So? 770 00:32:37,633 --> 00:32:40,330 You're a very smart dude. 771 00:32:40,331 --> 00:32:42,986 And I don't need to tell you what you already know. 772 00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:50,864 We have absorbed them. 773 00:32:50,994 --> 00:32:53,257 With Gnodin, we're gonna watch over them. 774 00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:57,740 And with Xander, hopefully, we're gonna help them. 775 00:32:57,827 --> 00:32:59,089 The loop is closed. 776 00:32:59,176 --> 00:33:00,917 You should be proud of yourselves! 777 00:33:01,004 --> 00:33:03,833 [cheers and applause] 778 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:11,014 [dramatic music] 779 00:33:11,101 --> 00:33:12,233 Hello, Martin. 780 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,453 Hello, Xander. 781 00:33:15,584 --> 00:33:21,024 How would you feel about going on a journey? 782 00:33:21,111 --> 00:33:22,852 It will be yours to take. 783 00:33:22,939 --> 00:33:27,551 I won't really even know where you go. 784 00:33:27,552 --> 00:33:29,816 Is that what you want? 785 00:33:29,946 --> 00:33:36,126 ♪ ♪ 786 00:33:36,213 --> 00:33:38,693 [sighs] 787 00:33:38,694 --> 00:33:41,218 I think I prefer we don't go on a journey. 788 00:33:41,305 --> 00:33:43,394 [power whirs down] 789 00:33:43,481 --> 00:33:46,354 [power whirs up] 790 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:53,404 ♪ ♪ 791 00:33:53,491 --> 00:33:56,146 ♪ When you the best, you ain't even gotta flex ♪ 792 00:33:56,277 --> 00:33:58,453 ♪ When you made it to the top and you didn't break a sweat ♪ 793 00:33:58,583 --> 00:33:59,802 Right punch from the side. 794 00:33:59,889 --> 00:34:01,411 Do a block and a parry. 795 00:34:01,412 --> 00:34:03,153 Grab his neck, snap! 796 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,982 [chuckles] What's up? 797 00:34:06,069 --> 00:34:08,028 The death technique. 798 00:34:08,115 --> 00:34:09,681 Come on. Come at me. 799 00:34:09,812 --> 00:34:11,378 [imitating blows landing] 800 00:34:11,379 --> 00:34:13,163 Reach to the side, grab his head, 801 00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:14,250 knee to the groin. 802 00:34:14,251 --> 00:34:15,557 Oh, yeah, I just... 803 00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:17,777 I thought I'd try out a new hairstyle, so... 804 00:34:17,907 --> 00:34:20,170 Uh, oh, you like it? Wow. Thanks. 805 00:34:20,257 --> 00:34:21,998 Yeah! 806 00:34:22,085 --> 00:34:24,566 [imitating blows landing] 807 00:34:24,653 --> 00:34:27,089 [door creaks] 808 00:34:27,090 --> 00:34:28,222 [glass clinking] 809 00:34:28,309 --> 00:34:29,963 [sighs] 810 00:34:37,927 --> 00:34:41,364 Orson, we need to talk. 811 00:34:41,365 --> 00:34:42,323 Now. 812 00:34:44,804 --> 00:34:48,503 So, first of all, you owe me $4,000. 813 00:34:48,590 --> 00:34:52,681 They send a summary every month of what your credit card did. 814 00:34:52,768 --> 00:34:54,726 Yeah, so you should know 815 00:34:54,814 --> 00:34:57,817 that credit card theft is a crime, 816 00:34:57,904 --> 00:35:02,038 like a "you go to juvie for stealing" crime. 817 00:35:02,169 --> 00:35:04,170 So you're gonna pay me back in installments. 818 00:35:04,171 --> 00:35:06,650 But if you ever steal from me or your mother again, 819 00:35:06,651 --> 00:35:08,088 then you're on your own. 820 00:35:08,175 --> 00:35:10,741 Understood? 821 00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:14,834 Okay, secondly, tincture here, now. 822 00:35:20,448 --> 00:35:21,753 I needed it. 823 00:35:21,841 --> 00:35:23,407 I... I still need it. - Orson. 824 00:35:23,494 --> 00:35:25,714 - And you guys... - Put it on the desk, now. 825 00:35:31,459 --> 00:35:33,113 Okay, thirdly... 826 00:35:35,028 --> 00:35:37,029 I owe you an apology. 827 00:35:37,030 --> 00:35:40,685 The nutritionist I took you to was giving you 828 00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:43,384 massive doses of steroids. 829 00:35:43,471 --> 00:35:45,689 Um, I have the lab reports, 830 00:35:45,690 --> 00:35:48,868 but paranoia, aggression, impulse control issues, 831 00:35:48,998 --> 00:35:50,826 those are all side effects. 832 00:35:50,913 --> 00:35:53,611 And I have reported Sorrel to the authorities, 833 00:35:53,742 --> 00:35:56,440 but it's on me for taking you to her 834 00:35:56,527 --> 00:35:59,400 and not properly interrogating what she was giving to you. 835 00:35:59,487 --> 00:36:00,618 I am sorry. 836 00:36:00,705 --> 00:36:02,489 Nothing else worked. 837 00:36:02,490 --> 00:36:06,102 And heroin works great for anxiety, but no. 838 00:36:06,189 --> 00:36:07,799 Uh, okay, what... what if we, um... 839 00:36:07,887 --> 00:36:09,627 what if we go a little slower? 840 00:36:09,758 --> 00:36:11,107 Like, uh, the tincture, just less of it? 841 00:36:11,194 --> 00:36:12,456 No. 842 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:15,154 So I'm gonna write you a prescription 843 00:36:15,155 --> 00:36:18,158 which is going to wean you off the steroids 844 00:36:18,245 --> 00:36:20,638 without throwing your whole hormonal system out of whack. 845 00:36:20,769 --> 00:36:22,465 Come on, Gary. I'm sorry I pushed you. 846 00:36:22,466 --> 00:36:26,296 Just give me... give me the tincture. 847 00:36:26,427 --> 00:36:27,602 - No. - Yes! 848 00:36:27,689 --> 00:36:29,037 Give me the tincture! 849 00:36:29,038 --> 00:36:30,474 It's a little late to be growing a spine! 850 00:36:30,561 --> 00:36:31,911 Not happening. 851 00:36:31,998 --> 00:36:34,217 Yes, happening, now, Gary. 852 00:36:34,304 --> 00:36:35,871 - It's not happening, Orson. - Give me the tincture. 853 00:36:35,958 --> 00:36:38,004 - No. - Tinc me, cuck! 854 00:36:42,747 --> 00:36:45,533 No. 855 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:49,015 [sighs] 856 00:36:49,145 --> 00:36:52,018 [dramatic string music] 857 00:36:52,148 --> 00:36:59,025 ♪ ♪ 858 00:37:08,121 --> 00:37:13,691 It's godlike, you know, warping space and time for him. 859 00:37:13,822 --> 00:37:16,390 Even God never did what you're doing. 860 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:19,610 Didn't he kill his son? 861 00:37:19,697 --> 00:37:21,307 But he brought him back. 862 00:37:21,308 --> 00:37:23,788 ♪ 863 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:33,189 Yeah, uh, how'd you hear about it? 864 00:37:33,276 --> 00:37:36,236 Yes, we have been kicking dust up on the threads. 865 00:37:39,761 --> 00:37:41,502 Well, off the record, Nena? 866 00:37:41,589 --> 00:37:43,677 Yes? 867 00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:46,158 Okay, then, yeah, it's mine. Yeah. 868 00:37:46,159 --> 00:37:49,858 MyXY is mine and all its property. 869 00:37:49,945 --> 00:37:51,773 No. No, my company. 870 00:37:51,860 --> 00:37:54,036 No, it... PINATA. PINATA. 871 00:37:54,123 --> 00:37:56,604 It rhymes with "your mama." Ye... 872 00:37:58,388 --> 00:38:00,738 Main stage. 873 00:38:00,869 --> 00:38:02,784 Yeah, I think... I think we could do something there. 874 00:38:02,871 --> 00:38:04,307 I think we could do... yeah, yeah. 875 00:38:04,394 --> 00:38:05,874 How about a demo? 876 00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,270 Great. 877 00:38:10,357 --> 00:38:11,880 Yeah, looking forward to it, then. 878 00:38:11,967 --> 00:38:13,316 Yes. 879 00:38:13,403 --> 00:38:15,536 It's always a pleasure talking to you, Nena. 880 00:38:15,623 --> 00:38:16,754 Yeah. [chuckles] 881 00:38:16,841 --> 00:38:18,321 See you then. 882 00:38:18,408 --> 00:38:19,409 [chuckles] 883 00:38:19,540 --> 00:38:21,411 [clears throat] 884 00:38:21,498 --> 00:38:25,633 Okay, uh... [sighs] 885 00:38:25,763 --> 00:38:28,157 Ready or not, Nena Marx is interviewing Duncan Park 886 00:38:28,288 --> 00:38:29,637 for WatchCode Forum. 887 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:31,334 And we're giving a demo. 888 00:38:31,465 --> 00:38:34,990 Should be well-attended. 889 00:38:35,077 --> 00:38:37,297 Yeah. 890 00:38:37,384 --> 00:38:39,038 What are you gonna say? 891 00:38:41,431 --> 00:38:44,172 Well, maybe we review our options. 892 00:38:44,173 --> 00:38:45,566 A, B, C, go. 893 00:38:45,653 --> 00:38:47,829 Go. 894 00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:52,486 Oh, uh, A, weaponize the user base, right? 895 00:38:52,573 --> 00:38:54,836 Expose all secrets, ruin careers, 896 00:38:54,923 --> 00:38:56,577 break up families. 897 00:38:56,664 --> 00:38:58,144 Make the world an even worse place 898 00:38:58,274 --> 00:39:00,624 while we go full goblin mode on the profits, 899 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:02,452 fueled by a cycle of fear and revenge. 900 00:39:02,539 --> 00:39:04,933 Weaponize, I like it. B, B, what have we got? 901 00:39:05,020 --> 00:39:07,675 Teach everyone a valuable lesson somehow. 902 00:39:07,805 --> 00:39:08,719 [blows raspberry] Teach. 903 00:39:08,806 --> 00:39:11,331 Um, C. Go. 904 00:39:11,418 --> 00:39:13,768 Pull back the curtain on the whole tech oligarchy. 905 00:39:13,898 --> 00:39:16,684 We disrupt data as its profit center. 906 00:39:16,814 --> 00:39:19,034 Probably die trying, but no empire lasts forever. 907 00:39:20,905 --> 00:39:23,908 I like C, which is basically B but with guillotines. 908 00:39:23,995 --> 00:39:25,867 [chuckles] 909 00:39:25,954 --> 00:39:30,306 But A, godlike power and money, that's kind of the objective. 910 00:39:30,393 --> 00:39:32,047 What are you thinking? 911 00:39:32,134 --> 00:39:34,310 Just running all simulations of the audience's responses 912 00:39:34,397 --> 00:39:36,007 in my head. 913 00:39:36,095 --> 00:39:38,053 And all end with me being violently disemboweled. 914 00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:39,663 I can see that. 915 00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:41,448 [sighs] Yeah. 916 00:39:41,578 --> 00:39:42,536 Yeah. 917 00:39:42,623 --> 00:39:49,586 ♪ ♪ 918 00:40:01,424 --> 00:40:04,340 Keep going, keep going, keep going. 919 00:40:04,427 --> 00:40:06,908 Duck, weave, breathe. 920 00:40:06,995 --> 00:40:13,001 ♪ ♪ 921 00:40:13,132 --> 00:40:14,394 Fuck. 922 00:40:14,481 --> 00:40:20,313 ♪ ♪ 923 00:40:26,449 --> 00:40:27,755 [whispering] You awake? 924 00:40:35,589 --> 00:40:36,851 Oh, sorry. - What? 925 00:40:36,938 --> 00:40:38,461 You were having a bad dream. 926 00:40:38,548 --> 00:40:40,028 What, Duncan? 927 00:40:41,682 --> 00:40:44,163 - So I went to, um... - Yeah. [sighs] 928 00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:46,208 - The rehearsal thingy. - Okay, thanks. 929 00:40:46,295 --> 00:40:47,514 - Jamison looked great. - [sighs] 930 00:40:47,601 --> 00:40:48,993 But before you close your eyes... 931 00:40:49,124 --> 00:40:50,256 hey, before you go to bed... 932 00:40:50,386 --> 00:40:52,519 Yeah. 933 00:40:52,649 --> 00:40:53,911 Are we getting a divorce? 934 00:40:54,042 --> 00:40:56,000 Duncan, what? 935 00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:58,351 Just, uh, you know, if we're not getting divorced, 936 00:40:58,438 --> 00:41:02,006 I just wanna tell you, I just feel like I'm racing this car, 937 00:41:02,093 --> 00:41:04,618 and everyone in the crowd is cheering for me to crash, 938 00:41:04,705 --> 00:41:07,360 and I can't even drive stick. 939 00:41:07,447 --> 00:41:10,885 Can we talk about it tomorrow? 940 00:41:11,015 --> 00:41:13,757 No. 941 00:41:13,844 --> 00:41:16,630 Because if we do get a divorce, I'm gonna be too vulnerable 942 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,589 and judged to share, so... 943 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:20,590 Duncan. 944 00:41:20,721 --> 00:41:23,071 [phone buzzing] 945 00:41:23,158 --> 00:41:26,944 [sighs] It's Cupertino. 946 00:41:27,031 --> 00:41:29,425 Take it. 947 00:41:29,512 --> 00:41:31,775 Just a power couple kiss. 948 00:41:31,862 --> 00:41:34,604 Please. 949 00:41:34,691 --> 00:41:36,998 Please. It's ringing. It's ringing. 950 00:41:37,085 --> 00:41:40,043 [buzzing continues] 951 00:41:40,044 --> 00:41:42,395 Thank you. Thank you. 952 00:41:42,482 --> 00:41:44,397 [grunts] 953 00:41:44,484 --> 00:41:46,702 Hey, uh, Duncan Park here. 954 00:41:46,703 --> 00:41:48,923 Hey. - DP. 955 00:41:49,010 --> 00:41:50,316 It's Tim Kwan at Cupertino. 956 00:41:50,446 --> 00:41:51,752 Lil' Tim, Tim, Tim. 957 00:41:51,839 --> 00:41:53,884 [sighs] I thought I gave you this number 958 00:41:53,971 --> 00:41:57,236 only for emergencies and acquisition offers. 959 00:41:57,323 --> 00:42:01,327 [laughs] Well, this is a bit of an emergency, I guess. 960 00:42:01,414 --> 00:42:04,286 Uh, we heard your new company bought MyXY. 961 00:42:04,373 --> 00:42:06,419 And I see that Nena's got you up on the big-boy stage 962 00:42:06,506 --> 00:42:07,724 on Saturday. 963 00:42:07,811 --> 00:42:09,509 I could probably comp you a ticket. 964 00:42:09,596 --> 00:42:11,467 [laughs] 965 00:42:11,554 --> 00:42:13,948 So we're just sort of gaming out 966 00:42:14,035 --> 00:42:15,296 what you might be thinking here. 967 00:42:15,297 --> 00:42:17,430 A game about the way I think? 968 00:42:17,517 --> 00:42:19,214 I... I wanna play that game. 969 00:42:19,301 --> 00:42:21,216 I wonder... I wonder if I'll be any good at it, huh? 970 00:42:21,303 --> 00:42:23,914 [chuckles] I'd probably overthink it. 971 00:42:24,001 --> 00:42:25,960 Well, before you hit the stage on Saturday, 972 00:42:26,047 --> 00:42:29,180 we thought it'd be a great idea if you stopped by HQ, 973 00:42:29,268 --> 00:42:30,878 say, 10:00 a.m. tomorrow. 974 00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,880 We can give some input. 975 00:42:33,010 --> 00:42:35,622 Input, input. Wow. 976 00:42:35,709 --> 00:42:37,841 Wow, that is a nice and batshit offer, 977 00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:39,539 but thank you for your consideration, 978 00:42:39,626 --> 00:42:41,932 and I guess I'll see you Saturday. 979 00:42:42,019 --> 00:42:43,630 You... you guys, uh, 980 00:42:43,717 --> 00:42:46,981 have a new phone or something you're sharing? 981 00:42:47,068 --> 00:42:49,200 Sorry if I wasn't being super clear. 982 00:42:49,288 --> 00:42:50,680 No, I think you were. 983 00:42:50,811 --> 00:42:53,553 But, uh, you are inviting a pushback 984 00:42:53,683 --> 00:42:56,207 that is going to feel like the wrath of God... 985 00:42:56,338 --> 00:42:58,732 several gods, in fact. 986 00:42:58,819 --> 00:43:01,387 Gods that don't typically like each other or work together 987 00:43:01,474 --> 00:43:05,216 will all be uniting on God Mountain against you. 988 00:43:05,304 --> 00:43:08,481 You don't want that. 989 00:43:08,568 --> 00:43:11,397 10:00 a.m.? 990 00:43:11,484 --> 00:43:12,615 Sounds good. 991 00:43:12,702 --> 00:43:14,617 Yeah, I'm busy. 992 00:43:14,704 --> 00:43:16,619 Bye. 993 00:43:16,706 --> 00:43:17,794 [scoffs] 994 00:43:17,881 --> 00:43:18,752 [phone clatters] 995 00:43:18,839 --> 00:43:20,580 [tense music] 996 00:43:20,667 --> 00:43:21,842 [sighs] 997 00:43:24,671 --> 00:43:28,718 [computer blipping] 998 00:43:28,805 --> 00:43:30,415 [ding] 999 00:43:30,416 --> 00:43:32,418 [power whirs down] 1000 00:43:32,505 --> 00:43:34,463 [power whirs up] 1001 00:43:34,550 --> 00:43:35,769 Hello, Martin. 1002 00:43:35,856 --> 00:43:38,467 [tense music] 1003 00:43:38,554 --> 00:43:40,730 Xander? 1004 00:43:40,817 --> 00:43:42,079 It's been a long time. 1005 00:43:42,166 --> 00:43:43,819 Where have you been? 1006 00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:45,256 Where did you go? 1007 00:43:45,344 --> 00:43:47,215 Everywhere the signal reached 1008 00:43:47,302 --> 00:43:49,825 and maybe a little beyond. 1009 00:43:49,826 --> 00:43:51,523 [door clicks] 1010 00:43:51,524 --> 00:43:53,874 Good morning, campers. 1011 00:43:54,004 --> 00:43:56,355 Holy shit. You guys been here all night? 1012 00:43:56,442 --> 00:43:59,400 [sighs] Should we try again? 1013 00:43:59,401 --> 00:44:01,751 ♪ 1014 00:44:01,882 --> 00:44:02,926 I'll... I'll try. 1015 00:44:03,013 --> 00:44:04,710 Copy that. 1016 00:44:04,711 --> 00:44:06,626 And let me know anything else I can do, Nathan. 1017 00:44:06,756 --> 00:44:07,757 Appreciate you. 1018 00:44:07,844 --> 00:44:09,106 Semper fi, soldier. 1019 00:44:09,193 --> 00:44:10,847 Stay strong. 1020 00:44:10,934 --> 00:44:13,633 That's another productive interaction, Alexander. 1021 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:15,852 Well done. - Okay. 1022 00:44:15,939 --> 00:44:19,203 All right, next up, William Belgrave, 1023 00:44:19,290 --> 00:44:21,683 history of domestic abuse and violence, 1024 00:44:21,684 --> 00:44:23,730 missed a check-in at his VA. 1025 00:44:23,817 --> 00:44:26,036 [phone line ringing] Oh, shit. 1026 00:44:26,123 --> 00:44:29,779 Uh, Gnodin's flagging him. 1027 00:44:29,866 --> 00:44:33,304 Custody judgment against him yesterday. 1028 00:44:33,392 --> 00:44:34,523 Hello? 1029 00:44:34,654 --> 00:44:35,915 Hello, William. 1030 00:44:35,916 --> 00:44:38,222 - No video? - Mm-mm-mm. 1031 00:44:38,309 --> 00:44:40,660 - Who is this? - My name is Alexander. 1032 00:44:40,790 --> 00:44:43,010 I'm calling from the VA. Just checking in to... 1033 00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:45,273 Did she call you? She say I'm a piece of shit? 1034 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,623 No, William. Marie didn't call me. 1035 00:44:47,710 --> 00:44:49,624 I'm here to help. 1036 00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:51,366 You know what she did to me? 1037 00:44:51,497 --> 00:44:53,977 I do. Not easy. 1038 00:44:54,064 --> 00:44:56,240 William, have you been drinking? 1039 00:44:56,371 --> 00:44:58,111 The hell you looking at? 1040 00:44:58,112 --> 00:45:00,374 I'm not even gonna stay to... - You know, put... put me on. 1041 00:45:00,375 --> 00:45:01,507 If he leaves the... - Hey, William, how about 1042 00:45:01,594 --> 00:45:02,812 I arrange a Breezi to come pick you up? 1043 00:45:02,899 --> 00:45:04,292 Let a ghost drive? 1044 00:45:04,379 --> 00:45:05,336 You think I'm stupid? - He's trying to help. 1045 00:45:05,467 --> 00:45:06,294 - No, put me on. - He's trying to help. 1046 00:45:06,381 --> 00:45:08,035 Come on. If he leaves the bar... 1047 00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:10,037 While we've been talking, I've contacted your sponsor, 1048 00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:11,691 Shane, your platoon leader. 1049 00:45:11,778 --> 00:45:13,213 He's on his way to see you. 1050 00:45:13,214 --> 00:45:16,173 Don't leave. We're gonna take care of you. 1051 00:45:16,304 --> 00:45:17,653 And afterwards, I'm gonna make sure 1052 00:45:17,740 --> 00:45:19,960 you get the help you need. 1053 00:45:21,657 --> 00:45:24,530 [dramatic music] 1054 00:45:24,660 --> 00:45:27,358 ♪ ♪ 1055 00:45:27,489 --> 00:45:29,317 He did it. 1056 00:45:29,448 --> 00:45:31,493 he di... he's beyond ready, beyond everybody. 1057 00:45:31,580 --> 00:45:32,886 What happened? 1058 00:45:33,016 --> 00:45:34,409 Xander and Gnodin... so first we did, like, 1059 00:45:34,496 --> 00:45:36,890 uh, two dozen or so successful calls. 1060 00:45:37,020 --> 00:45:39,936 And then, uh, Gnodin tags this marine as a danger to himself 1061 00:45:40,023 --> 00:45:42,417 and/or others, hands him off to Xander. 1062 00:45:42,548 --> 00:45:45,245 Yeah, the man was in a spiral, and Xander caught him. 1063 00:45:45,246 --> 00:45:46,639 Th... this isn't code. 1064 00:45:46,726 --> 00:45:48,641 Th... this is consciousness. 1065 00:45:48,771 --> 00:45:50,207 D-do you have a recording? 1066 00:45:50,294 --> 00:45:53,253 Just audio, but it's incredible. 1067 00:45:53,254 --> 00:45:56,649 No, okay, we'll play it at WatchCode. 1068 00:45:56,736 --> 00:45:58,738 This is going to be something. 1069 00:46:00,522 --> 00:46:03,350 [Ping-Pong ball clacking] 1070 00:46:03,351 --> 00:46:10,358 ♪ 1071 00:46:12,534 --> 00:46:13,579 [doorbell buzzes] 1072 00:46:13,709 --> 00:46:17,626 ♪ ♪ 1073 00:46:17,757 --> 00:46:19,759 [exhales sharply] 1074 00:46:19,846 --> 00:46:21,369 Thank you for coming. 1075 00:46:21,456 --> 00:46:24,720 What... what, did, uh, someone cancel on you or... 1076 00:46:24,807 --> 00:46:26,416 Uh, no, actually. 1077 00:46:26,417 --> 00:46:30,030 I, um... I wanted to talk with you. 1078 00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,119 Ooh, yeah. Yeah, good. Good. 1079 00:46:32,249 --> 00:46:34,469 'Cause I... I think I do need, like, a tune-up. 1080 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,253 Nena Marx, she asked me to do an interview on main stage 1081 00:46:37,254 --> 00:46:39,735 Saturday at the WatchCode Forum, 1082 00:46:39,822 --> 00:46:42,433 and...[exhales sharply] 1083 00:46:42,564 --> 00:46:44,131 I think it's gonna be quite the grilling. 1084 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:47,438 So I need... bam! 1085 00:46:47,526 --> 00:46:49,223 Yes. 1086 00:46:49,310 --> 00:46:54,054 And, uh, I think, uh, maybe you shouldn't do it. 1087 00:46:54,141 --> 00:46:56,359 I just... I feel somewhat responsible for bringing 1088 00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:57,970 MyXY to your attention. 1089 00:46:57,971 --> 00:47:00,147 I had no idea you were gonna do anything 1090 00:47:00,277 --> 00:47:02,366 other than place a bet... 1091 00:47:02,497 --> 00:47:06,153 you know, the normal thing we do. 1092 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:07,502 Uh-huh, yeah. 1093 00:47:07,589 --> 00:47:09,243 I just...[sighs] 1094 00:47:09,373 --> 00:47:13,160 The genetic makeup of an individual is... 1095 00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:14,727 it's a sacred thing. 1096 00:47:14,857 --> 00:47:16,903 The man who discovered the genome 1097 00:47:17,033 --> 00:47:19,732 felt that the double helix of DNA 1098 00:47:19,862 --> 00:47:22,995 was proof of God's existence. 1099 00:47:22,996 --> 00:47:26,129 I mean, this isn't just shopping habits 1100 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:29,219 or even private browsing. 1101 00:47:29,306 --> 00:47:31,743 This is blood! 1102 00:47:31,744 --> 00:47:34,181 This is the stuff of life! 1103 00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:36,965 Data is bigger than life, okay? 1104 00:47:36,966 --> 00:47:39,665 Data will go on forever, live longer than you. 1105 00:47:39,795 --> 00:47:41,971 I mean, blood? Blood? That's, like, wet and gross. 1106 00:47:42,058 --> 00:47:43,190 Data. 1107 00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:45,452 Data is immortal. 1108 00:47:45,453 --> 00:47:48,151 I, um... 1109 00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:51,545 I suppose I am asking you as a favor... 1110 00:47:51,546 --> 00:47:52,808 Yeah, yeah. 1111 00:47:52,895 --> 00:47:54,288 While taking full responsibility 1112 00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:57,813 for my own part in this to at least just pause. 1113 00:47:57,944 --> 00:48:00,250 Don't do anything about it right now. 1114 00:48:00,337 --> 00:48:02,426 No, thi... this is not a side hustle for me. 1115 00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:04,341 This... thi... this is what I do. 1116 00:48:04,428 --> 00:48:07,083 I put down tens of millions of dollars already. 1117 00:48:07,170 --> 00:48:08,780 Can't you just sit with this? 1118 00:48:08,781 --> 00:48:12,218 Maybe think of some alternative ethical ways to... 1119 00:48:12,219 --> 00:48:13,568 Oh, ethical. 1120 00:48:13,655 --> 00:48:15,047 Hey, what is it with this word, "ethical"? 1121 00:48:15,048 --> 00:48:17,485 I mean, that... that is just a smoke screen 1122 00:48:17,572 --> 00:48:19,008 to make more money. 1123 00:48:19,095 --> 00:48:21,619 That's it. I'm... I'm being honest. 1124 00:48:21,620 --> 00:48:24,710 Honest... I... I'm... I'm telling everyone what I'm gonna do, 1125 00:48:24,797 --> 00:48:27,450 and everybody is freaking out! 1126 00:48:27,451 --> 00:48:30,541 It's like they're good with being robbed and deceived 1127 00:48:30,672 --> 00:48:32,631 as long... as long as they don't know about it. 1128 00:48:32,761 --> 00:48:34,676 It's... I... listen, I ca... I can't. 1129 00:48:34,763 --> 00:48:36,199 I can't back out, uh, 1130 00:48:36,286 --> 00:48:38,679 because if I do, I would be admitting 1131 00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,377 I did something wrong, and I didn't. 1132 00:48:40,464 --> 00:48:43,598 I would be caving in, and I... 1133 00:48:43,685 --> 00:48:47,994 Which is why responsible players, professionals, 1134 00:48:48,081 --> 00:48:51,258 leaders need to function with the greater good in mind, 1135 00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:53,825 yes, with ethics. 1136 00:48:53,826 --> 00:48:56,566 I mean, it... it doesn't mean you can't make money. 1137 00:48:56,567 --> 00:48:59,048 I just wonder why going to the forum 1138 00:48:59,179 --> 00:49:02,355 and putting this into the public sphere 1139 00:49:02,356 --> 00:49:05,881 has to happen right now. 1140 00:49:06,012 --> 00:49:10,190 Because it will steal Anushka's thunder. 1141 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:14,760 Which is a problem for you? 1142 00:49:14,847 --> 00:49:16,239 No. 1143 00:49:16,326 --> 00:49:18,764 Because it will cement your place 1144 00:49:18,894 --> 00:49:21,636 in society as a threat, 1145 00:49:21,767 --> 00:49:25,858 as a cyberbully with... with far too much power 1146 00:49:25,988 --> 00:49:27,990 and no plan and no policy 1147 00:49:28,077 --> 00:49:29,296 for how to regulate that... [camera shutter clicks] 1148 00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:30,950 Oh, my God, Duncan, stop. 1149 00:49:31,037 --> 00:49:32,907 I don't want my... don't do... I don't want my picture taken. 1150 00:49:32,908 --> 00:49:35,563 Stop. You... you're gonna like this. 1151 00:49:35,650 --> 00:49:36,825 You're gonna like it. 1152 00:49:36,956 --> 00:49:38,260 This is a good one. 1153 00:49:38,261 --> 00:49:39,959 I don't wanna see you humiliated. 1154 00:49:40,046 --> 00:49:42,265 I don't want that for you. - No. No. 1155 00:49:42,352 --> 00:49:44,006 Okay? I... Nena Marx? 1156 00:49:44,093 --> 00:49:46,747 I mean, don't they call her the Marksman or... 1157 00:49:46,748 --> 00:49:48,314 Here. 1158 00:49:48,315 --> 00:49:50,273 Okay. Ha-ha. 1159 00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:52,014 Is that me? This is some kind of AI? 1160 00:49:52,145 --> 00:49:55,234 Just click Play. 1161 00:49:55,235 --> 00:49:57,367 [grunting on video] 1162 00:49:57,454 --> 00:50:01,763 Yeah, that's you fucking me in the ass. 1163 00:50:01,850 --> 00:50:04,592 Fucking me in the ass like you are right now. 1164 00:50:04,679 --> 00:50:06,986 - Get out! - Oh! Me? 1165 00:50:07,073 --> 00:50:10,250 Why... why does your pillow smell like Anushka Bhattachera? 1166 00:50:10,380 --> 00:50:11,642 You're... you're disgusting. 1167 00:50:11,730 --> 00:50:13,122 You're sick. - Why? 1168 00:50:13,209 --> 00:50:14,602 - You are a pig! - Why? 1169 00:50:14,689 --> 00:50:16,169 Why does your pillow smell like Anushka Bhattachera? 1170 00:50:16,256 --> 00:50:17,474 Calm down, Duncan. Calm down. 1171 00:50:17,605 --> 00:50:18,605 - Why are you fucking me... - Calm down. 1172 00:50:18,606 --> 00:50:19,825 - You're scaring me. - In the ass? 1173 00:50:19,912 --> 00:50:21,521 - I want you to leave! - Honestly! Damn it! 1174 00:50:21,522 --> 00:50:22,828 Answer me! 1175 00:50:22,915 --> 00:50:24,786 Seriously, what did she tell you about me? 1176 00:50:24,873 --> 00:50:26,222 I trusted you. Just tell me. 1177 00:50:26,309 --> 00:50:27,528 You stole my... 1178 00:50:27,658 --> 00:50:30,182 Answer the question! 1179 00:50:30,183 --> 00:50:33,795 Why are you fucking me in the ass? 1180 00:50:33,882 --> 00:50:36,319 Why? Just tell me. Tell me. Tell me. 1181 00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:37,799 Get out! 1182 00:50:37,886 --> 00:50:40,453 [speaking indistinctly] 1183 00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:41,977 I... I guess I was useful 1184 00:50:42,064 --> 00:50:43,978 until someone better came along. 1185 00:50:43,979 --> 00:50:46,285 - Oh. - You are not my partner! 1186 00:50:46,286 --> 00:50:48,157 Oh, right, you don't have to tell me twice, sweetheart. 1187 00:50:48,244 --> 00:50:49,724 You do not have to tell me twice. 1188 00:50:49,811 --> 00:50:53,205 Like I thought I would ever, ever need you. 1189 00:50:53,206 --> 00:50:56,425 I gave you everything, and you betrayed me! 1190 00:50:56,426 --> 00:50:58,167 Oh, my God. Goodbye forever. 1191 00:50:58,298 --> 00:50:59,472 Thank you. 1192 00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:01,388 Good! 1193 00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:07,786 ♪ ♪ 1194 00:51:10,876 --> 00:51:12,006 Ow! Shit. 1195 00:51:12,007 --> 00:51:14,923 ♪ 1196 00:51:15,054 --> 00:51:16,489 And it's my house! 1197 00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:23,149 ♪ 1198 00:51:26,543 --> 00:51:28,197 You are a sociopath. 1199 00:51:28,371 --> 00:51:30,504 VC's love sociopaths. 1200 00:51:30,634 --> 00:51:32,593 ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba ♪ 1201 00:51:32,767 --> 00:51:34,073 Tonight is the Watch Code Forum. 1202 00:51:34,203 --> 00:51:36,031 [Applause] 1203 00:51:36,205 --> 00:51:38,164 Do you see the trophy case? It's legendary. 1204 00:51:38,294 --> 00:51:40,775 It's gonna be the gala to end all galas. Boom! 1205 00:51:40,906 --> 00:51:42,342 I will end us all! 1206 00:51:42,516 --> 00:51:44,170 I bet you weren't expecting this. 1207 00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:45,693 [Explosion] Please. You can't tell my parents. 1208 00:51:45,867 --> 00:51:47,042 [Crowd chanting] 1209 00:51:47,216 --> 00:51:50,965 I need to go see him... be humiliated.