1 00:00:01,173 --> 00:00:02,716 PENNY: Previously on The Magicians... 2 00:00:02,799 --> 00:00:04,759 Poppy Kline. Dragonologist. 3 00:00:04,843 --> 00:00:06,595 Post-graduate fellow and field researcher. 4 00:00:06,678 --> 00:00:08,430 At your service. You're from Brakebills? 5 00:00:08,722 --> 00:00:10,056 PENNY: I'll go to Fillory on one condition. 6 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:12,184 That girl you saw in the dungeon, we'll get her out. 7 00:00:12,267 --> 00:00:13,435 Victoria. 8 00:00:13,518 --> 00:00:14,644 You found me. 9 00:00:14,728 --> 00:00:15,854 Look, I'm here. 10 00:00:15,937 --> 00:00:17,355 No, I have to put myself back together. 11 00:00:17,439 --> 00:00:18,857 I need to sign out. 12 00:00:18,940 --> 00:00:21,193 You are a danger to yourself and to others. 13 00:00:21,276 --> 00:00:22,527 No. 14 00:00:22,611 --> 00:00:24,237 The fairies aren't just terraforming, 15 00:00:24,321 --> 00:00:26,156 they're growing an army. 16 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:27,532 ELIOT: We need a plan bigger than 17 00:00:27,616 --> 00:00:29,201 just assassinating the Queen. We need... 18 00:00:29,284 --> 00:00:30,827 Hostages, leverage. Don't ask questions. 19 00:00:30,911 --> 00:00:32,913 Did you get the key? I'm sorry, Your Majesty. 20 00:00:32,996 --> 00:00:35,165 I'm a terrible failure. Benedict, no! 21 00:00:37,542 --> 00:00:40,170 POPPY: They don't just make portals. They are portals. 22 00:00:40,253 --> 00:00:41,922 The key way to the Underworld. 23 00:00:42,005 --> 00:00:45,050 It's magic. I'd do anything to get it back. 24 00:00:45,133 --> 00:00:47,219 If I could give it to you, I would. 25 00:00:47,302 --> 00:00:49,221 DEAN: I see the transfer worked. 26 00:00:49,304 --> 00:00:51,389 Alice, are you okay? Alice. 27 00:00:51,473 --> 00:00:52,891 God ! Alice! 28 00:00:53,433 --> 00:00:55,894 Okay, someone's gotta hear this, please. 29 00:01:02,442 --> 00:01:04,277 I'm sorry. Husband problems. 30 00:01:04,361 --> 00:01:05,737 The little weirdo wouldn't go to sleep 31 00:01:05,820 --> 00:01:07,197 until I read him a bedtime story. 32 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,407 That's disturbing. Let's hustle. 33 00:01:09,491 --> 00:01:11,326 Q's probably already at the tree. 34 00:01:11,409 --> 00:01:12,786 Tick, how are we doing? 35 00:01:12,869 --> 00:01:15,247 Five minutes till the fairy guards change shifts, 36 00:01:15,330 --> 00:01:16,581 Your Majesties. 37 00:01:16,665 --> 00:01:19,834 Now, no one knows we're gone, okay? 38 00:01:19,918 --> 00:01:21,086 If the Fairy Queen asks, 39 00:01:21,169 --> 00:01:23,421 we're bedridden with something contagious. 40 00:01:23,505 --> 00:01:24,756 Like chicken pox. 41 00:01:24,839 --> 00:01:26,424 Certainly, Highness. But must you leave? 42 00:01:26,508 --> 00:01:29,052 Prince Fomar's people have been somewhat difficult. 43 00:01:29,135 --> 00:01:31,221 What do you mean? It seems your union 44 00:01:31,304 --> 00:01:33,098 gave the Floaters the distinct impression 45 00:01:33,181 --> 00:01:34,432 that this land is now theirs. 46 00:01:34,516 --> 00:01:37,477 They've been, well, pillaging a lot. 47 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:39,604 I thought perhaps a royal address... 48 00:01:39,688 --> 00:01:41,106 MARGO: You're thinking too small. 49 00:01:41,189 --> 00:01:43,692 There's only one way out of all of this, Tick. 50 00:01:43,775 --> 00:01:45,610 Extortion. Exactly! 51 00:01:45,694 --> 00:01:48,280 I need you to stay strong. We are working on it. 52 00:01:48,363 --> 00:01:50,282 But we can't deal with the Floaters 53 00:01:50,365 --> 00:01:53,159 until we deal with the Fairies, got it? 54 00:01:54,661 --> 00:01:56,746 POPPY: I can't believe you paid the Hudson River dragon 55 00:01:56,830 --> 00:01:58,290 to send you to the Underworld. 56 00:01:58,373 --> 00:01:59,457 That is so cool. 57 00:01:59,541 --> 00:02:01,084 QUENTIN: Yeah, well, it was a one-off. 58 00:02:01,167 --> 00:02:03,920 Can't exactly go back to her without something to trade. 59 00:02:04,004 --> 00:02:06,047 I hear she's kinda withholding. 60 00:02:06,131 --> 00:02:07,549 And judge-y. 61 00:02:07,632 --> 00:02:09,050 Anyway, you think your ghost friend's gonna be able 62 00:02:09,134 --> 00:02:11,177 to help us? There's no "us." 63 00:02:11,261 --> 00:02:12,971 I'm gonna go talk to Penny alone, 64 00:02:13,054 --> 00:02:14,472 and you're gonna go back to whatever life 65 00:02:14,556 --> 00:02:16,308 you were willing to back stab me for. 66 00:02:16,391 --> 00:02:19,728 Okay, I'm kinda sensing some hostility here, and... 67 00:02:19,811 --> 00:02:21,062 ELIOT: Q! 68 00:02:21,146 --> 00:02:22,772 QUENTIN: Oh, good. 69 00:02:22,856 --> 00:02:26,109 Hey, I don't know if it was just, like, a super anxious rabbit, 70 00:02:26,192 --> 00:02:28,028 but your message made things seem kinda... 71 00:02:28,111 --> 00:02:29,321 Dire? They are. 72 00:02:29,404 --> 00:02:30,989 Are those supplies? MARGO: Hostages. 73 00:02:31,072 --> 00:02:33,408 Who the fuck are you? I'm Poppy. 74 00:02:33,533 --> 00:02:34,993 I'm helping Quentin find the next key. 75 00:02:35,076 --> 00:02:36,703 No, she's not helping me. We're... 76 00:02:36,786 --> 00:02:37,996 Okay, can we hit pause on the recap 77 00:02:38,079 --> 00:02:39,831 until we're back where our pasty usurpers 78 00:02:39,914 --> 00:02:41,833 won't kill us all? 79 00:02:41,916 --> 00:02:43,543 I've got all my life to live 80 00:02:43,626 --> 00:02:45,712 I've got all my love to give 81 00:02:45,795 --> 00:02:49,507 And I'll survive I will survive 82 00:02:49,591 --> 00:02:51,509 Hey hey 83 00:02:55,430 --> 00:02:56,681 QUENTIN: Oh, my God. 84 00:02:56,765 --> 00:02:59,976 Alice? Hey, hey, hey, hey. 85 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:01,895 Alice, can you hear me? 86 00:03:03,104 --> 00:03:05,106 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 87 00:03:14,115 --> 00:03:15,700 I told you, I'm fine. 88 00:03:15,784 --> 00:03:17,702 I'm not sure what definition of "fine" you're using. 89 00:03:17,786 --> 00:03:19,204 I expected this, okay? 90 00:03:19,287 --> 00:03:21,998 My body's just getting used to Julia's magic. 91 00:03:22,582 --> 00:03:24,584 There are occasional surges. 92 00:03:24,667 --> 00:03:25,960 That's all this was. 93 00:03:26,044 --> 00:03:28,254 I mean, was that all this was? A surge? 94 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:31,549 Or more likely her body is going through the equivalent 95 00:03:31,633 --> 00:03:33,551 of organ transplant projection. 96 00:03:33,635 --> 00:03:36,721 Attacking itself to get rid of the invader. 97 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:38,890 Or maybe it's nothing at all. Who knows? 98 00:03:38,973 --> 00:03:39,974 Who knows? 99 00:03:40,058 --> 00:03:41,810 Well, we need a better answer than that. 100 00:03:41,893 --> 00:03:44,979 You wanted to do the spell. It's all an experiment. 101 00:03:45,271 --> 00:03:47,732 I have no idea what's going to happen. 102 00:03:47,816 --> 00:03:49,317 Look, I prepared for this, okay? 103 00:03:49,401 --> 00:03:51,736 Energy-balancing spells, exercises... 104 00:03:51,820 --> 00:03:53,446 I suppose that could work. 105 00:03:53,530 --> 00:03:55,407 Your confidence is overwhelming. 106 00:03:55,532 --> 00:03:57,117 What's the point of lying? 107 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:01,913 You people are just going to do what you do, regardless... 108 00:04:03,206 --> 00:04:04,416 (WHISPERS) Q. 109 00:04:10,463 --> 00:04:11,923 Okay, you go get the key, I got this. 110 00:04:12,173 --> 00:04:13,591 No, I'm gonna stay here and help. 111 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:17,554 I don't think more is merrier here. 112 00:04:18,054 --> 00:04:20,432 I don't know... Didn't you notice your ex is a little... 113 00:04:20,598 --> 00:04:22,100 Stubborn. 114 00:04:23,017 --> 00:04:24,310 I noticed. 115 00:04:25,353 --> 00:04:27,105 Alice and I got into this together. 116 00:04:27,522 --> 00:04:29,274 I'll get us out, one way or another. 117 00:04:29,441 --> 00:04:32,360 And I will make sure that she's okay. 118 00:04:32,861 --> 00:04:33,945 Okay? 119 00:04:34,028 --> 00:04:35,738 Go get the key while you still can. 120 00:04:36,281 --> 00:04:37,490 We're all kinda counting on you 121 00:04:37,574 --> 00:04:38,783 to bring back all of magic. 122 00:04:40,076 --> 00:04:41,244 Yeah. 123 00:04:41,870 --> 00:04:44,164 PENNY: So you lost your key in the Underworld 124 00:04:44,247 --> 00:04:47,292 and now want me to somehow go down there and get it. 125 00:04:47,459 --> 00:04:49,794 Well, you're my only friend who's technically dead, so... 126 00:04:49,878 --> 00:04:53,298 For the millionth time, dumb-ass, I'm not dead. 127 00:04:53,381 --> 00:04:54,757 I'm an astral projection. 128 00:04:54,841 --> 00:04:58,303 No offense, but your corpse is ash, 129 00:04:58,678 --> 00:05:01,806 so I think maybe you might be in a little bit of denial. 130 00:05:01,890 --> 00:05:04,726 I mean, look, weren't you supposed to report 131 00:05:04,809 --> 00:05:06,978 to the Underworld branch of the Library anyway? 132 00:05:07,061 --> 00:05:08,188 Yeah. 133 00:05:08,271 --> 00:05:09,731 And I burned my body to avoid that. 134 00:05:09,939 --> 00:05:11,858 Look, if we do not get to the Underworld 135 00:05:11,941 --> 00:05:14,986 before Benedict moves on... Whatever that means... 136 00:05:15,236 --> 00:05:17,614 Then we will have no idea where the key goes. 137 00:05:17,697 --> 00:05:18,781 That's not my problem. 138 00:05:18,865 --> 00:05:20,825 No magic is everyone's problem. 139 00:05:21,493 --> 00:05:24,412 Do you think that I like begging for help? 140 00:05:24,496 --> 00:05:25,997 Especially to you? 141 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,707 I wouldn't even do it, except that I know that you 142 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:30,335 occasionally stop being a dick when the fate of the world 143 00:05:30,418 --> 00:05:32,003 is at stake. 144 00:05:32,754 --> 00:05:35,590 Fine. I'll help. 145 00:05:36,257 --> 00:05:38,676 But it's not like I can just travel to the Underworld. 146 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,345 So we need a gatekeeper. 147 00:05:40,428 --> 00:05:42,931 A dragon, like Jules and I used. 148 00:05:43,181 --> 00:05:45,475 What about the Library's dragon? 149 00:05:45,558 --> 00:05:47,435 Sorry, couldn't help but overhear. 150 00:05:47,519 --> 00:05:49,229 At least one side of the convo, anyway. 151 00:05:49,312 --> 00:05:50,980 The Library has a dragon? Mmm-hmm. 152 00:05:51,064 --> 00:05:54,359 A brindle-coat Albanian pygmy. They call it the Bookwyrm. 153 00:05:54,526 --> 00:05:56,152 I read about it during dissertation research. 154 00:05:56,236 --> 00:05:59,113 I assume it's real. Ask your invisible friend. 155 00:06:00,615 --> 00:06:02,033 Yeah, apparently. 156 00:06:02,116 --> 00:06:03,493 I hear they use it to send 157 00:06:03,576 --> 00:06:04,911 books to and from the Underworld. 158 00:06:04,994 --> 00:06:06,329 'Cause dragons are portals, right? 159 00:06:06,663 --> 00:06:09,541 Yeah, except... The Bookwyrm's too small 160 00:06:09,624 --> 00:06:11,584 to send a full-size person down there. 161 00:06:11,668 --> 00:06:14,337 Well, what if the person was a book? 162 00:06:16,005 --> 00:06:19,008 Well, you said you can project into objects, right? 163 00:06:19,092 --> 00:06:21,219 Yeah, I did... Did say that, didn't I? 164 00:06:21,302 --> 00:06:24,138 Jesus Christ. Okay, so this might work. 165 00:06:24,222 --> 00:06:28,351 Except, say, I get the key and send it back up... 166 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:30,228 It's stuck in the Satellite Library, 167 00:06:30,311 --> 00:06:31,980 which is on another planet, so... 168 00:06:32,063 --> 00:06:35,984 So, we need another Traveler. 169 00:06:36,901 --> 00:06:38,945 Oh, I only know one. 170 00:06:39,028 --> 00:06:41,197 And she got grabbed by The Beast in Fillory. 171 00:06:41,322 --> 00:06:42,824 (SIGHS) Victoria, she was in my class. 172 00:06:43,032 --> 00:06:44,659 Wait a minute, you know Victoria? 173 00:06:44,742 --> 00:06:46,578 Of course you know her, you... 174 00:06:46,661 --> 00:06:48,246 Wait, wait. She's not dead? 175 00:06:48,329 --> 00:06:51,082 No, I mean, we saved her and she sorta took off. 176 00:06:51,165 --> 00:06:52,458 I have no idea where she is. 177 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:54,377 If she's on Earth, I can find her. 178 00:06:55,003 --> 00:06:57,213 On one condition. I wanna come. 179 00:06:57,672 --> 00:06:59,674 I've never seen an Albanian pygmy dragon before. 180 00:06:59,757 --> 00:07:01,134 This could be my only shot. 181 00:07:01,801 --> 00:07:03,720 All right, fine. (WHISPERS) Oh, yes! 182 00:07:03,845 --> 00:07:05,638 This doesn't make us friends, you know. 183 00:07:11,352 --> 00:07:13,354 DEAN: Discover anything useful for Alice? 184 00:07:13,855 --> 00:07:17,442 Um, yeah, actually, there's some pretty interesting stuff 185 00:07:17,525 --> 00:07:19,193 on combining immunosuppressants 186 00:07:19,277 --> 00:07:21,613 with a crystal-based healing ritual. 187 00:07:21,696 --> 00:07:23,531 (LAUGHS) 188 00:07:23,656 --> 00:07:25,950 I'm sorry. Forgive me. 189 00:07:26,367 --> 00:07:29,162 Not long ago, you wanted magic so badly 190 00:07:29,245 --> 00:07:31,080 you fought through a memory wipe. 191 00:07:31,164 --> 00:07:32,165 And now... 192 00:07:32,665 --> 00:07:35,168 It's complicated and personal. 193 00:07:35,251 --> 00:07:38,588 Fine, I'll file it under "entitled millennial bullshit." 194 00:07:38,671 --> 00:07:40,506 Let's be frank, Ms. Wicker. 195 00:07:41,090 --> 00:07:42,800 Whatever you and Alice are doing, it won't work. 196 00:07:42,884 --> 00:07:43,926 You don't know that. 197 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:45,428 I know a lot more than you. 198 00:07:45,511 --> 00:07:47,138 You're drunk, and you're mean. 199 00:07:47,221 --> 00:07:48,556 And I'm right. 200 00:07:49,098 --> 00:07:50,308 (SIGHS) 201 00:07:50,391 --> 00:07:53,686 Look, for whatever reason, what you had fits you. 202 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:55,229 It doesn't fit Alice. 203 00:07:55,730 --> 00:07:57,148 If she keeps it, she'll die. 204 00:07:57,231 --> 00:07:59,609 So what do I do? Take it back. 205 00:07:59,734 --> 00:08:02,195 Maybe you don't want it, but I think you'd prefer it 206 00:08:02,278 --> 00:08:04,489 than to have Alice's blood on your hands. 207 00:08:07,825 --> 00:08:10,536 You need magic to initiate the transfer of magic. 208 00:08:10,828 --> 00:08:13,539 Alice has it all. She'll never do it. 209 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,124 Well, fine. Go get some. 210 00:08:15,375 --> 00:08:17,418 Oh, sure, I'll just pop over to the store. 211 00:08:17,502 --> 00:08:20,129 Actually, I think I may know someone 212 00:08:20,213 --> 00:08:22,006 who may be of assistance. 213 00:08:22,090 --> 00:08:24,008 But given their naked opportunism, 214 00:08:24,092 --> 00:08:26,219 I can't imagine it'll come free. 215 00:08:26,302 --> 00:08:28,221 What if the Fairy Queen doesn't buy our "sick day"? 216 00:08:28,304 --> 00:08:30,014 Tick's a crafty son of a bitch. 217 00:08:30,098 --> 00:08:32,475 He's got us covered. Okay. 218 00:08:33,851 --> 00:08:36,562 Eliot. Hey, guys. 219 00:08:36,896 --> 00:08:38,815 We had the most wonderful adventure. 220 00:08:38,898 --> 00:08:41,401 We went to the Square of Time, where no one sleeps. 221 00:08:41,484 --> 00:08:42,568 And it's always light. 222 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:44,654 A man urinated next to me. 223 00:08:44,737 --> 00:08:47,281 Then we saw bards performing on your famous Broadway. 224 00:08:47,365 --> 00:08:50,159 You call it Cats, but it's just humans in cat greasepaint. 225 00:08:50,284 --> 00:08:52,870 And we tried a delicacy called pizza 226 00:08:52,954 --> 00:08:57,291 at an eatery that was "Family Style." 227 00:08:57,375 --> 00:09:01,337 Well, I am so glad that you two had some bonding time. 228 00:09:01,421 --> 00:09:02,547 Hi, Todd. 229 00:09:02,630 --> 00:09:04,006 Hi, Dad... Eliot. 230 00:09:04,215 --> 00:09:06,801 Uh, Fray, did you enjoy anything at all? 231 00:09:06,968 --> 00:09:10,304 Earth? Or the Square of Time? 232 00:09:10,805 --> 00:09:13,349 I do want you to like things, you know. 233 00:09:13,433 --> 00:09:17,186 I can tell you want to be a good father. 234 00:09:17,729 --> 00:09:19,230 It's sort of sweet. 235 00:09:20,189 --> 00:09:22,608 I think I might grow to despise you less. 236 00:09:23,234 --> 00:09:24,902 With time. Oh! 237 00:09:25,445 --> 00:09:26,904 Let's go with that. 238 00:09:27,864 --> 00:09:30,032 Not to interrupt this Hallmark moment, 239 00:09:30,116 --> 00:09:32,160 but Todd, you got a sec? 240 00:09:33,244 --> 00:09:34,328 Yeah. 241 00:09:36,247 --> 00:09:38,499 Wait, fairies are real? 242 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:41,586 Mmm-hmm. I thought Fray was just nuts. 243 00:09:41,669 --> 00:09:43,421 I mean, she is, but, yeah, 244 00:09:43,504 --> 00:09:45,047 they're real and they're raging dicks, 245 00:09:45,131 --> 00:09:46,758 so I'm gonna need you to keep an eye on these. 246 00:09:46,841 --> 00:09:50,762 Is someone going to come looking for your weird eggs? 247 00:09:50,845 --> 00:09:52,180 Just make sure Fray doesn't see 'em, 248 00:09:52,263 --> 00:09:54,932 and if you don't hear from me by tomorrow night, 249 00:09:55,016 --> 00:09:57,226 I've got another job for you. 250 00:09:59,645 --> 00:10:01,105 Oh ! Thank gods you're back. 251 00:10:01,397 --> 00:10:02,982 ELIOT: What's with the feathers? 252 00:10:03,399 --> 00:10:05,860 I had to make your "chicken pox" convincing 253 00:10:05,943 --> 00:10:07,153 to the Fairy Queen. 254 00:10:07,695 --> 00:10:10,448 Okay. As long as she bought it. 255 00:10:10,531 --> 00:10:11,949 Everyone in the castle did. 256 00:10:12,033 --> 00:10:14,160 Even Prince Fomar and the Stone Queen headed back 257 00:10:14,243 --> 00:10:16,913 to their mountainlisland. 258 00:10:16,996 --> 00:10:18,956 The Fairy Queen has no idea you were gone. 259 00:10:19,123 --> 00:10:21,751 Well, that's good news, right? 260 00:10:22,543 --> 00:10:24,128 So what's with the face? 261 00:10:31,385 --> 00:10:32,553 (FLIES BUZZING) 262 00:10:37,141 --> 00:10:39,227 Well, this just took a dark turn. 263 00:10:43,648 --> 00:10:47,568 In exchange for my babies, you want my bathtub? 264 00:10:47,985 --> 00:10:50,404 You collect toes and eyeballs, and you think that's weird? 265 00:10:50,696 --> 00:10:53,991 You'll pardon me, but I'm a bit taken aback by this sudden 266 00:10:54,075 --> 00:10:56,786 curious act of extortion. 267 00:10:57,203 --> 00:11:00,581 Funny, we were taken aback by the Floaters on spikes 268 00:11:00,665 --> 00:11:01,833 on the side of the road. 269 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:04,544 MARGO: We thought you'd be alarmed by that too, 270 00:11:05,336 --> 00:11:08,130 given you forced us into that alliance. 271 00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:12,134 So what's it gonna be? Your bathtub? 272 00:11:12,218 --> 00:11:14,971 Or do we start making fairy and goat cheese omelets? 273 00:11:15,388 --> 00:11:17,348 It's a strange deal. 274 00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:20,226 Even for me. MARGO: Right. 275 00:11:20,518 --> 00:11:22,645 I should be more specific. 276 00:11:23,396 --> 00:11:24,772 You're giving your bathtub 277 00:11:24,856 --> 00:11:27,275 to the entire population of Fillory. 278 00:11:27,525 --> 00:11:29,819 We're gonna make a fondue fountain out of it. 279 00:11:30,152 --> 00:11:31,362 It'll be fun. 280 00:11:31,696 --> 00:11:35,283 And since I'll have a deal with all Fillorians, 281 00:11:35,908 --> 00:11:38,619 everyone will then be able to see us. 282 00:11:38,953 --> 00:11:40,538 I suppose you're right. 283 00:11:40,621 --> 00:11:42,164 ELIOT: No more shadow-puppeting. 284 00:11:42,248 --> 00:11:45,084 Just straight-up puppeting, from now on. 285 00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:47,420 Or hey, you could leave. 286 00:11:47,503 --> 00:11:49,338 FAIRY QUEEN: There is another option, you know. 287 00:11:49,922 --> 00:11:52,717 I find my children, and then... 288 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,218 You have till tomorrow. 289 00:11:54,594 --> 00:11:56,345 So have fun on the little egg hunt, 290 00:11:56,429 --> 00:11:57,847 'cause if you don't make this deal, 291 00:11:57,930 --> 00:11:59,181 we're about to boil and dye 'em 292 00:11:59,265 --> 00:12:01,726 like it's motherfucking Easter around here. 293 00:12:01,893 --> 00:12:03,895 I don't know what that means. 294 00:12:05,146 --> 00:12:07,189 So, if I understand you correctly, 295 00:12:07,273 --> 00:12:11,068 you had magic before, and you lied to me about it. 296 00:12:11,152 --> 00:12:14,739 Now you don't have magic and you've come to me why, exactly? 297 00:12:15,031 --> 00:12:16,240 Because I need your help. 298 00:12:16,324 --> 00:12:17,909 Well, why should I trust you now? 299 00:12:17,992 --> 00:12:19,243 You've already lied to me once. 300 00:12:19,327 --> 00:12:21,078 She's lied to me several times too. 301 00:12:21,245 --> 00:12:23,205 So at least you know it's not personal. 302 00:12:23,497 --> 00:12:24,624 Like it wasn't personal 303 00:12:24,707 --> 00:12:27,084 when you swooped in and bought my school, 304 00:12:27,168 --> 00:12:29,420 without so much as texting me first. 305 00:12:29,503 --> 00:12:32,089 Henry, trust me, better me than them. 306 00:12:32,173 --> 00:12:34,008 Them. IRENE: Anyone but me. 307 00:12:35,051 --> 00:12:37,845 And don't think the rest of the board wasn't considering it. 308 00:12:38,304 --> 00:12:40,640 You said that your family has reserves of magic... 309 00:12:40,723 --> 00:12:42,475 Limited reserves. 310 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,268 I just need a little bit. 311 00:12:44,769 --> 00:12:46,103 I gave what I had to a friend. 312 00:12:46,187 --> 00:12:47,271 Why the hell would you do that? 313 00:12:47,355 --> 00:12:49,106 But it is killing her. 314 00:12:49,190 --> 00:12:52,109 So without your help, she will die and so will the magic. 315 00:12:53,861 --> 00:12:54,987 All right. 316 00:12:56,989 --> 00:13:00,701 Tell me about this Voltaic Transfer you performed. 317 00:13:02,119 --> 00:13:04,121 TODD: Oh, shit. Margo's gonna kill me. 318 00:13:04,205 --> 00:13:05,706 You knew about this? 319 00:13:05,790 --> 00:13:07,208 I thought I was very clear 320 00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:09,335 about not looking in the cubbyhole. 321 00:13:09,418 --> 00:13:11,837 You were. That's why I looked. 322 00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,089 Fray, what are those? 323 00:13:13,172 --> 00:13:16,008 Fairy eggs. That Father and Margo took. 324 00:13:16,092 --> 00:13:17,426 You don't know that. Just when I was starting 325 00:13:17,510 --> 00:13:21,180 to think humans aren't all bad, they steal babies? 326 00:13:21,263 --> 00:13:23,683 The Fairy Queen stole you from us. 327 00:13:23,766 --> 00:13:26,268 No, you bargained me away. I did no such thing. 328 00:13:26,352 --> 00:13:30,898 It was a fair deal. This is kidnapping. 329 00:13:30,982 --> 00:13:34,318 Unlike you, we have honor. 330 00:13:35,361 --> 00:13:37,113 You're not a fairy, Fray. 331 00:13:38,614 --> 00:13:41,867 Do you honestly believe the Queen will ever see you 332 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,744 as anything but human? 333 00:13:44,578 --> 00:13:45,621 Because she won't. 334 00:13:45,705 --> 00:13:47,039 That's not true. 335 00:13:47,665 --> 00:13:50,793 Um, didn't you say she named you Frail Human? 336 00:13:51,377 --> 00:13:53,170 That's pretty cold. 337 00:13:53,254 --> 00:13:54,672 FEN: Humans are complicated. 338 00:13:54,755 --> 00:13:57,133 Sometimes good people can make bad decisions. 339 00:13:57,216 --> 00:13:59,468 Yeah, like, I once donated a kidney 340 00:13:59,552 --> 00:14:01,220 to this girl I really liked. 341 00:14:01,303 --> 00:14:04,390 Only, it turned out she didn't actually need it for a transplant. 342 00:14:04,473 --> 00:14:08,686 No matter what you think, I know who you truly are. 343 00:14:09,353 --> 00:14:12,106 My daughter, and Eliot's. And... 344 00:14:13,274 --> 00:14:18,195 You just need to trust he did this for a very good reason. 345 00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:21,782 Family is about loyalty, my love. 346 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,201 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 347 00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:31,125 Fuck you! 348 00:14:34,336 --> 00:14:35,588 (SIGHS) 349 00:14:35,671 --> 00:14:38,215 Thought you said Victoria was your best friend. 350 00:14:38,299 --> 00:14:40,009 VICTORIA: She slept with Josh. 351 00:14:40,092 --> 00:14:41,510 On our Fillorian spring break. 352 00:14:41,594 --> 00:14:43,054 While he and I were still dating. 353 00:14:43,137 --> 00:14:44,930 Are you really still upset about Josh? 354 00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:48,100 Can't we move past that? I mean, we were like sisters. 355 00:14:48,225 --> 00:14:50,603 Yeah, do you not get that that only makes it more fucked up? 356 00:14:50,686 --> 00:14:51,937 Sorry, could we just focus for a second? 357 00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,522 It's just kind of important. 358 00:14:53,606 --> 00:14:56,692 Look, even if magic was back, and these tattoos worked, 359 00:14:56,776 --> 00:14:58,110 I still wouldn't help you. 360 00:14:58,444 --> 00:14:59,737 'Cause I don't trust you. 361 00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:02,281 Okay, will you just hold on to this for a second? 362 00:15:07,495 --> 00:15:10,372 Victoria, be real with me. You owe me that. 363 00:15:10,456 --> 00:15:12,833 I know. It's just not that simple, okay? 364 00:15:12,917 --> 00:15:14,877 I work with this group now, and I can't just... 365 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,128 Group? 366 00:15:16,629 --> 00:15:19,340 Yeah, it's kind of about freedom of information. 367 00:15:19,673 --> 00:15:22,426 So believe me, we have no problem dicking over the Library. 368 00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:24,929 It's just... we got something going on. 369 00:15:25,012 --> 00:15:26,889 Wait, is your boss... 370 00:15:26,972 --> 00:15:31,268 Is she like 40-something, hot, mostly rolls in ASL? 371 00:15:31,811 --> 00:15:34,897 Okay, so, if you know this Harriet person, 372 00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:36,273 can you get her to help? 373 00:15:36,816 --> 00:15:37,983 PENNY: She doesn't exactly 374 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,610 like me. QUENTIN: Great. 375 00:15:39,735 --> 00:15:42,905 So Victoria hates Poppy. Harriet hates you. 376 00:15:43,572 --> 00:15:44,865 So it makes perfect sense. 377 00:15:44,949 --> 00:15:46,992 Some people are just so emotional. 378 00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:50,621 Harriet does like Kady, though. 379 00:15:50,746 --> 00:15:53,249 Okay, great, then let's talk to Kady. 380 00:15:53,707 --> 00:15:54,834 Where is she? 381 00:16:04,885 --> 00:16:06,137 Shit. 382 00:16:06,762 --> 00:16:07,972 Kady. 383 00:16:12,226 --> 00:16:16,063 All right, I can help you. But you'll owe me a favor. 384 00:16:16,438 --> 00:16:17,606 What's the favor? 385 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,276 To be determined. (SCOFFS) 386 00:16:21,193 --> 00:16:23,487 Trust her. What could go wrong? 387 00:16:23,612 --> 00:16:25,781 Oh, Henry, don't be angry at me. 388 00:16:25,865 --> 00:16:27,324 It was buy the place 389 00:16:27,449 --> 00:16:29,618 or let the Hewitts liquidate everything on eBay 390 00:16:29,702 --> 00:16:33,122 and turn this place into a... An amusement park. 391 00:16:33,205 --> 00:16:34,331 At least I care. 392 00:16:34,456 --> 00:16:36,625 You care about something. 393 00:16:39,336 --> 00:16:40,671 Do we have a deal? 394 00:16:47,511 --> 00:16:49,054 Is that cocaine? 395 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:52,391 It's the excretion of a very rare magical creature. 396 00:16:52,474 --> 00:16:54,101 But, yes, you will have to snort it. 397 00:16:54,185 --> 00:16:55,561 I'm sorry, what creature? 398 00:16:55,644 --> 00:16:57,271 I thought you had batteries. 399 00:16:57,730 --> 00:16:59,398 Look, you asked me for my help. 400 00:16:59,481 --> 00:17:01,150 This is what I have to offer. 401 00:17:02,568 --> 00:17:04,236 Okay, Kady is in the High-Risk Ward, 402 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:05,571 down the hallway over here. 403 00:17:05,779 --> 00:17:08,032 The ward is locked. So is Kady's room. 404 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:10,784 And there's a guard station at the entrance right here. 405 00:17:10,868 --> 00:17:12,077 QUENTIN: Okay. 406 00:17:12,703 --> 00:17:14,246 Those squiggles are guards? 407 00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:16,373 Yeah, see? Little guard hats. 408 00:17:16,457 --> 00:17:17,541 POPPY: Gotcha. 409 00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:19,585 So, how are we gonna get in past all the security? 410 00:17:19,668 --> 00:17:22,421 We're not. They are gonna bring her to us. 411 00:17:22,504 --> 00:17:24,548 By law, if they wanna hold her involuntarily 412 00:17:24,632 --> 00:17:26,759 for more than 15 days... They have to bring in 413 00:17:26,842 --> 00:17:29,053 outside doctors to certify she's crazy. 414 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:32,223 Yeah, and we will be those doctors. 415 00:17:32,306 --> 00:17:33,349 PENNY: They'll buy that? 416 00:17:33,432 --> 00:17:35,100 I mean, won't they check credentials and shit? 417 00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:36,644 No, it's like a state hospital. 418 00:17:36,727 --> 00:17:38,771 Yeah, their computer systems are older than we are. 419 00:17:38,854 --> 00:17:42,024 By the time they find anything on us, we'll be long gone. 420 00:17:42,107 --> 00:17:43,108 Good thinking. 421 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,401 Should I be concerned 422 00:17:44,485 --> 00:17:45,694 that you both know so much about this? 423 00:17:45,861 --> 00:17:47,321 Mmm... 424 00:17:47,738 --> 00:17:49,406 There was a "crazy" time. 425 00:17:51,033 --> 00:17:52,493 Okay, whatever, uh... 426 00:17:52,576 --> 00:17:54,453 But it's not like you two can just walk out of there 427 00:17:54,536 --> 00:17:55,746 with a patient. 428 00:17:55,829 --> 00:17:58,415 No, but Kady can walk herself out 429 00:17:58,499 --> 00:18:00,376 if she has a security badge. 430 00:18:01,085 --> 00:18:04,964 And what, she's supposed to steal one of those off a guard? 431 00:18:05,047 --> 00:18:06,298 No, I will. 432 00:18:10,511 --> 00:18:12,554 Here we are. 433 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:23,190 Kady, this is Dr. London, and... I'm sorry, Dr... 434 00:18:23,315 --> 00:18:25,359 Kline. Midtown Mental Health Clinic. 435 00:18:25,609 --> 00:18:27,486 Which is where we work. 436 00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:30,823 Yes. We're here to do an evaluation. 437 00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:32,992 Great. Mind if I sit in? 438 00:18:36,954 --> 00:18:39,415 No, not at all. Please do. 439 00:18:42,209 --> 00:18:47,256 Okay, um, so, Kady, 440 00:18:48,090 --> 00:18:52,219 Dr. Walton here tells us that you've been suffering 441 00:18:52,303 --> 00:18:57,349 from delusions, and that you've been talking to someone 442 00:18:57,433 --> 00:19:00,144 named Penny? 443 00:19:01,937 --> 00:19:03,480 Oh, um, yeah. 444 00:19:03,731 --> 00:19:05,899 Don't look at me. Stay cool. 445 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,526 We're breaking you out of here. 446 00:19:07,609 --> 00:19:09,778 Kady, can you tell us about Penny? 447 00:19:10,112 --> 00:19:14,033 Yeah, yeah, he was a... My ex. 448 00:19:15,117 --> 00:19:16,785 But I don't see him anymore. 449 00:19:16,869 --> 00:19:18,662 Quentin's gonna hand you a security badge. 450 00:19:18,746 --> 00:19:20,247 It'll get you out of the ward. 451 00:19:20,331 --> 00:19:22,166 When you're on break, in the day room, 452 00:19:22,249 --> 00:19:24,710 use it to sneak out. We'll be waiting. 453 00:19:25,878 --> 00:19:27,046 (CLEARS THROAT) 454 00:19:32,217 --> 00:19:34,720 Oh. Someone has lost their badge. 455 00:19:38,098 --> 00:19:39,224 PENNY: Great. 456 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,560 What now? 457 00:19:41,935 --> 00:19:43,854 What if she doesn't take the deal? 458 00:19:43,937 --> 00:19:45,731 Then what do we do? Or, no... 459 00:19:45,814 --> 00:19:48,150 What if she takes the deal, and then it's all-out war? 460 00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:49,401 MARGO: Stop it. 461 00:19:49,485 --> 00:19:51,195 It's going to be fine. 462 00:19:51,278 --> 00:19:52,446 ELIOT: We could cut our losses. 463 00:19:52,529 --> 00:19:53,822 We could head back to Earth and regroup. 464 00:19:53,906 --> 00:19:56,617 We could finish the quest, restore magic, 465 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,327 and then maybe revisit this 466 00:19:58,410 --> 00:20:00,162 when we stand a fighting chance. 467 00:20:00,412 --> 00:20:03,832 You and I both sacrificed a lot for Fillory. 468 00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:06,543 And now we're supposed to just hand over the kingdom 469 00:20:06,627 --> 00:20:08,462 to the albino supermodel? 470 00:20:10,172 --> 00:20:11,632 Bitch took my eye. 471 00:20:11,715 --> 00:20:14,134 Hey, I don't wanna leave. 472 00:20:14,885 --> 00:20:16,887 But what if we're making things worse? 473 00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:24,520 There wasn't a blood test to tell me to be High Queen. 474 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:26,855 I chose it. 475 00:20:27,648 --> 00:20:31,276 And I have had to fight for every shred of authority. 476 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,945 And no offense, 477 00:20:33,028 --> 00:20:36,115 but you can't understand, because it was handed to you. 478 00:20:36,698 --> 00:20:39,827 And now I'm supposed to abandon my kingdom? 479 00:20:40,202 --> 00:20:43,455 Those fairy bitches wanna come for my crown, well... 480 00:20:45,749 --> 00:20:48,460 I'll shove it up their fucking egg holes. 481 00:20:50,337 --> 00:20:53,924 Well, that raises some anatomical questions, but... 482 00:20:54,591 --> 00:20:55,968 I'm on board. 483 00:20:56,635 --> 00:20:57,928 (GOBLETS CLINKING) 484 00:21:00,055 --> 00:21:01,223 Maybe try the key. 485 00:21:01,473 --> 00:21:02,683 What? Well, I don't know. 486 00:21:02,766 --> 00:21:03,892 Like, wave it around or something. 487 00:21:03,976 --> 00:21:05,561 Maybe a keyhole will appear in the wall. 488 00:21:05,644 --> 00:21:06,854 KADY: This is stupid. 489 00:21:08,355 --> 00:21:10,149 And I feel sick. 490 00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:11,942 Why are you here anyway? 491 00:21:12,109 --> 00:21:13,777 We already stuck a fork in this, Penny. 492 00:21:13,944 --> 00:21:16,738 We're helping you. All of a sudden? 493 00:21:16,905 --> 00:21:20,451 After I was such a ray of sunshine to you last time. 494 00:21:21,827 --> 00:21:23,328 We need you to talk to Harriet. 495 00:21:24,621 --> 00:21:27,291 We need her help getting the next key, 496 00:21:27,374 --> 00:21:28,750 so we can bring magic back. 497 00:21:30,586 --> 00:21:32,671 All right. And where's the next key? 498 00:21:33,213 --> 00:21:34,506 In the Underworld. 499 00:21:35,591 --> 00:21:38,010 I'm the only one who can get it, Kady. 500 00:21:39,261 --> 00:21:40,846 You're doing it again, aren't you? 501 00:21:40,929 --> 00:21:43,891 Throwing your life at a problem to solve it. 502 00:21:45,142 --> 00:21:47,478 I'm tired, Penny. 503 00:21:48,604 --> 00:21:52,065 What couple deals with this kinda shit on a regular basis? 504 00:21:53,066 --> 00:21:54,568 I thought we weren't a couple. 505 00:21:55,861 --> 00:21:57,112 That's not funny. 506 00:21:57,613 --> 00:21:59,573 It's a little funny. 507 00:22:03,744 --> 00:22:04,786 Hey, yell at me. 508 00:22:04,953 --> 00:22:07,664 I don't want to. I am tired of yelling. 509 00:22:07,748 --> 00:22:08,957 Yell at me. 510 00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:10,918 I'm getting you out of this room. 511 00:22:12,044 --> 00:22:13,212 Come on! 512 00:22:13,295 --> 00:22:15,714 (YELLS) 513 00:22:19,259 --> 00:22:21,178 (KEYS JINGLING) (CONTINUES YELLING) 514 00:22:22,304 --> 00:22:23,472 (LOCK CLICKING) 515 00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:27,059 Okay, Kady. 516 00:22:27,851 --> 00:22:29,186 Hand over the contraband. 517 00:22:29,853 --> 00:22:31,355 What's up? 518 00:22:32,272 --> 00:22:33,273 (GRUNTS) 519 00:22:36,235 --> 00:22:37,569 Go, team. 520 00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:53,794 Alice, what're you doing here? 521 00:22:54,044 --> 00:22:55,295 What are you? 522 00:22:55,796 --> 00:22:57,589 I thought you were in a psych ward. 523 00:22:57,839 --> 00:22:58,882 I was. 524 00:22:58,966 --> 00:23:00,634 Now I'm the sanest woman in America. 525 00:23:00,717 --> 00:23:02,761 Thanks to the 14 pills I took this morning. 526 00:23:02,886 --> 00:23:04,221 (LAUGHS) 527 00:23:04,304 --> 00:23:06,139 I actually can't really feel anything. 528 00:23:06,223 --> 00:23:07,641 It's fantastic. 529 00:23:07,808 --> 00:23:09,935 If I didn't know better, I would say 530 00:23:10,018 --> 00:23:11,520 that you were just trying to cast 531 00:23:11,603 --> 00:23:13,438 an intermediate unlocking charm. 532 00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:15,440 That would mean that I have magic, 533 00:23:15,524 --> 00:23:17,442 which we both know is impossible. 534 00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:19,027 Right. 535 00:23:19,111 --> 00:23:22,030 Well, don't bother. I already looted the place. 536 00:23:22,197 --> 00:23:24,950 Brakebills may be closed. Black market's not. 537 00:23:25,242 --> 00:23:26,577 Gotta make a living. 538 00:23:26,994 --> 00:23:28,829 You looking for something special? 539 00:23:29,705 --> 00:23:32,332 Some Boswellia. 540 00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:35,210 Bloodstone, steroids. 541 00:23:36,253 --> 00:23:37,754 Fuck me. 542 00:23:38,505 --> 00:23:39,881 So you do have magic. 543 00:23:39,965 --> 00:23:41,967 What do you know about transplants? 544 00:23:42,050 --> 00:23:43,552 I know you'd have to be desperate 545 00:23:43,635 --> 00:23:45,554 to try something that stupid. 546 00:23:46,722 --> 00:23:49,224 Well, who am I to judge? 547 00:23:49,808 --> 00:23:51,852 I almost blew a werewolf so he'd turn me. 548 00:23:52,853 --> 00:23:54,229 Magical creatures... 549 00:23:54,313 --> 00:23:56,815 They can hang on to their magic just fine, so... 550 00:23:59,192 --> 00:24:00,777 Please... 551 00:24:01,069 --> 00:24:02,571 If you have anything that can help me... 552 00:24:02,904 --> 00:24:05,365 Well, Boswellia and Bloodstone are total bullshit. 553 00:24:05,449 --> 00:24:08,577 But steroids might help a little. 554 00:24:08,952 --> 00:24:10,329 (BOTTLES CLATTERING) 555 00:24:11,455 --> 00:24:13,498 It's more of a Band-Aid than a cure, but... 556 00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:16,001 It says take two. You should take eight. 557 00:24:16,209 --> 00:24:18,503 Thank you. We're all screwed anyway. 558 00:24:18,587 --> 00:24:20,088 Smoke 'em if you got 'em. 559 00:24:22,466 --> 00:24:23,634 (PA SYSTEM BEEPS) 560 00:24:23,717 --> 00:24:26,386 NURSE OVER PA: Dr. Bailey, you're needed at nurse's station 204. 561 00:24:26,470 --> 00:24:28,513 Dr. Bailey... Nurse coming. 562 00:24:36,104 --> 00:24:38,398 I know you don't wanna talk right now. 563 00:24:39,441 --> 00:24:42,027 I sure don't. Yeah, yeah, hate me later. 564 00:24:42,444 --> 00:24:44,738 I'm going to the Underworld, Kady, give me this. 565 00:24:46,114 --> 00:24:47,783 You're the best thing in my life. 566 00:24:48,533 --> 00:24:50,285 Short life, granted, but... 567 00:24:51,703 --> 00:24:53,705 I want you to know I don't regret a fucking second. 568 00:24:53,789 --> 00:24:54,873 Well, you should. 569 00:24:54,956 --> 00:24:57,709 It's crazy we lived this long. 570 00:24:57,793 --> 00:24:59,961 We met. We had great sex. 571 00:25:00,045 --> 00:25:01,797 I got to know you. 572 00:25:03,298 --> 00:25:04,549 I'm lucky. 573 00:25:05,008 --> 00:25:06,551 What's your point? 574 00:25:06,635 --> 00:25:08,679 Don't be mad too long. 575 00:25:09,638 --> 00:25:10,972 I want you to be happy. 576 00:25:11,223 --> 00:25:12,808 Jesus Christ. 577 00:25:14,476 --> 00:25:16,019 I can't be. 578 00:25:16,728 --> 00:25:19,064 Without you, you fucking idiot. 579 00:25:20,941 --> 00:25:22,693 But isn't that just adult life? 580 00:25:24,528 --> 00:25:26,029 Accepting your own misery. 581 00:25:27,489 --> 00:25:29,032 (PA SYSTEM BEEPS) MALE NURSE OVER PA: Code Green... 582 00:25:29,116 --> 00:25:31,076 Shit. I guess they found my room. 583 00:25:31,159 --> 00:25:32,577 Come on. 584 00:25:33,203 --> 00:25:34,913 We need a new plan. We can't just leave Kady 585 00:25:34,996 --> 00:25:36,581 and the key locked up in there... 586 00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:38,709 I know, I know. Quit being so twitchy. 587 00:25:38,792 --> 00:25:40,001 You look suspicious. 588 00:25:40,085 --> 00:25:41,920 No, I'm not. You're suspicious. 589 00:25:42,295 --> 00:25:43,463 (ALARM BLARES) 590 00:25:43,547 --> 00:25:45,382 NURSE OVER PA: Attention, this is a Code Green. 591 00:25:45,465 --> 00:25:47,509 Everyone stay in their room. Shit. Lockdown. 592 00:25:47,592 --> 00:25:48,969 And stay calm. We are on lockdown. 593 00:25:49,052 --> 00:25:50,554 We're gonna have to help her... 594 00:25:52,097 --> 00:25:54,433 Attention, this is a Code Green. 595 00:25:55,851 --> 00:25:57,436 You sure this is gonna work? 596 00:25:57,519 --> 00:25:58,812 It's fire safety protocol. 597 00:25:59,813 --> 00:26:01,356 How do you not know that? 598 00:26:03,942 --> 00:26:05,360 (FIRE ALARM BLARING) NURSE OVER PA: Attention, please proceed 599 00:26:05,444 --> 00:26:06,987 to the nearest fire exit 600 00:26:07,070 --> 00:26:10,031 and evacuate immediately. POPPY: See? Works every time. 601 00:26:10,115 --> 00:26:11,867 How many times have you done this? 602 00:26:11,950 --> 00:26:13,243 And evacuate immediately. 603 00:26:13,452 --> 00:26:15,454 (ALARM BLARING) GUARD: Keep it moving! 604 00:26:18,457 --> 00:26:20,000 I told you we'd figure it out. 605 00:26:23,628 --> 00:26:25,213 Shit. PENNY: Damn it. 606 00:26:26,882 --> 00:26:28,884 (GUARDS GROANING) 607 00:26:31,136 --> 00:26:32,220 (GRUNTING) 608 00:26:34,514 --> 00:26:35,515 Whoa! 609 00:26:37,893 --> 00:26:39,394 Come on, let's go. 610 00:26:46,318 --> 00:26:47,861 DEAN: Well. 611 00:26:48,028 --> 00:26:49,488 Alice is gone. 612 00:26:50,071 --> 00:26:51,656 Might be time to use this. 613 00:26:52,407 --> 00:26:54,201 To cast a locator spell. 614 00:26:56,077 --> 00:26:58,121 (SNIFFS) Ugh. 615 00:26:58,205 --> 00:27:00,582 Reminds me of the old days. (CHUCKLES) 616 00:27:01,249 --> 00:27:02,417 I don't wanna know. 617 00:27:09,466 --> 00:27:12,552 This magic... It looks different. 618 00:27:12,636 --> 00:27:14,179 It feels different. 619 00:27:14,262 --> 00:27:17,682 If it's working, let's not split hairs. 620 00:27:17,766 --> 00:27:19,184 Find her. 621 00:27:20,519 --> 00:27:24,231 Wait a minute. What's Alice doing there? 622 00:27:24,731 --> 00:27:27,651 I'm blind. Are you going to tell me? 623 00:27:30,570 --> 00:27:32,447 Eliot, Fray found the eggs. 624 00:27:32,531 --> 00:27:34,407 She was upset and tried to take them. 625 00:27:34,491 --> 00:27:36,618 I stopped her, but she ran away and we can't find her. 626 00:27:36,701 --> 00:27:37,994 This is not good. 627 00:27:38,078 --> 00:27:40,539 And real bad timing, El. 628 00:27:41,498 --> 00:27:46,461 Yeah, Fen, we are about to have a delicate negotiation, 629 00:27:46,545 --> 00:27:47,963 and while I am worried about our daughter, 630 00:27:48,046 --> 00:27:49,422 we need to put a pin in it. 631 00:27:49,506 --> 00:27:50,924 There's nothing we can do about it right now. 632 00:27:51,007 --> 00:27:52,968 FAIRY QUEEN: Perhaps I can help. Fray. 633 00:27:53,385 --> 00:27:55,303 We've been having quite a talk. 634 00:27:55,804 --> 00:27:59,057 Eggs and portals and quests. 635 00:27:59,975 --> 00:28:02,394 So much going on I didn't know about. 636 00:28:02,894 --> 00:28:04,688 We really should discuss. 637 00:28:05,897 --> 00:28:07,148 Crap. 638 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:16,491 Fray? How could you? Like you said, family loyalty. 639 00:28:19,411 --> 00:28:21,162 I've considered your offer. 640 00:28:22,497 --> 00:28:26,126 And I propose a counter. Don't hurt my children. 641 00:28:26,376 --> 00:28:28,169 I won't hurt yours. 642 00:28:28,336 --> 00:28:30,547 Wait. What? (GASPS) 643 00:28:30,630 --> 00:28:32,632 No. Don't you touch her. 644 00:28:32,716 --> 00:28:33,925 But my Queen... 645 00:28:34,009 --> 00:28:38,513 Let's just all calm down and talk about this, okay? 646 00:28:38,847 --> 00:28:41,474 No one needs to get hurt. I agree. 647 00:28:41,808 --> 00:28:44,769 I... I helped you. I... 648 00:28:45,312 --> 00:28:46,813 Yes. 649 00:28:47,898 --> 00:28:51,359 You're a perfect specimen of human duplicity. 650 00:28:53,028 --> 00:28:55,113 Betrayed your own parents. 651 00:28:56,114 --> 00:28:58,366 Why would I ever trust you? 652 00:28:58,742 --> 00:29:02,746 I just found the eggs and couldn't believe they would... 653 00:29:03,872 --> 00:29:06,041 I just wanted all this to stop. 654 00:29:06,374 --> 00:29:08,001 So let's stop this. 655 00:29:14,424 --> 00:29:16,051 We gotta give her the eggs. 656 00:29:16,509 --> 00:29:19,054 There's gotta be another way. That's our only leverage. 657 00:29:19,346 --> 00:29:22,015 ELIOT: I know, but she's my daughter. 658 00:29:22,390 --> 00:29:24,351 MARGO: We have a whole country to think about. 659 00:29:24,434 --> 00:29:27,228 I can't be the dad that turns his back on his kid. 660 00:29:28,730 --> 00:29:30,649 I'm not your daughter. I'm just a human who... 661 00:29:32,233 --> 00:29:34,653 What're you saying? What? 662 00:29:35,820 --> 00:29:37,030 MARGO: Explain. 663 00:29:38,782 --> 00:29:39,991 Now... 664 00:29:40,992 --> 00:29:43,161 Or it's poached eggs tonight. 665 00:29:48,792 --> 00:29:50,043 Fray isn't yours. 666 00:29:51,711 --> 00:29:54,172 Your real daughter died during childbirth. 667 00:29:56,049 --> 00:29:57,133 She died? 668 00:29:57,968 --> 00:29:59,803 Oh, gods, I... 669 00:30:01,638 --> 00:30:04,975 Oh, no. Oh, no. 670 00:30:09,646 --> 00:30:13,608 That is the sound of your leverage dying. 671 00:30:15,610 --> 00:30:18,989 You'd better shake on this deal while you still can. 672 00:30:23,702 --> 00:30:25,745 No, no way. 673 00:30:26,121 --> 00:30:27,872 (MOUTHING) Please. No. 674 00:30:27,956 --> 00:30:29,541 I'm asking for this favor. 675 00:30:43,847 --> 00:30:45,390 Okay, okay, look. 676 00:30:45,974 --> 00:30:49,853 Look, I'm... I am grateful for everything you did for me. 677 00:30:50,311 --> 00:30:51,980 For Penny. 678 00:30:52,313 --> 00:30:53,732 So how about this? 679 00:30:54,941 --> 00:30:56,484 What if... 680 00:31:01,990 --> 00:31:03,450 Then we both get what we want. 681 00:31:15,336 --> 00:31:17,505 So we're gonna rob the Library? 682 00:31:17,839 --> 00:31:19,966 Oh, awesome. No, not awesome. 683 00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:21,509 Stupid. 684 00:31:21,593 --> 00:31:23,762 It is hard enough to sneak one person in there. 685 00:31:23,845 --> 00:31:25,805 How the hell are they gonna get the whole group in? 686 00:31:25,889 --> 00:31:27,223 It's the dumbest fucking plan I've ever... 687 00:31:27,348 --> 00:31:28,850 (GROANS) 688 00:31:29,350 --> 00:31:31,186 Penny's got some notes. 689 00:31:32,687 --> 00:31:34,481 You said you wanted to do this. 690 00:31:34,564 --> 00:31:37,150 You don't know the defenses this place has. 691 00:31:37,233 --> 00:31:38,693 I don't wanna see you get hurt. 692 00:31:39,110 --> 00:31:41,654 Are you the only one who gets to do something stupid? 693 00:31:44,783 --> 00:31:46,201 You've been waiting to say that. 694 00:31:46,534 --> 00:31:47,952 I know what I'm doing. 695 00:31:48,661 --> 00:31:50,163 My head's clear now. 696 00:31:50,830 --> 00:31:52,874 You got me out. We'll get the key out. 697 00:31:53,124 --> 00:31:55,752 You just... You have to go, if that's what you wanna do. 698 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,128 PENNY: Yeah, don't get me wrong. 699 00:31:57,212 --> 00:31:58,838 Being on the Astral Plane's great. 700 00:31:59,464 --> 00:32:01,633 Just a little over being stuck here. 701 00:32:03,718 --> 00:32:06,012 Bringing magic back is the only way I see out of this. 702 00:32:07,305 --> 00:32:08,556 (CHUCKLES) 703 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,267 Wouldn't it be funny if we made it out of this? 704 00:32:13,269 --> 00:32:16,356 I'd laugh pretty hard. 705 00:32:17,774 --> 00:32:20,860 Look, this tweaker's worried the key's already moving on, 706 00:32:20,944 --> 00:32:24,322 so I gotta go be a book and get eaten by a dragon. 707 00:32:24,405 --> 00:32:26,157 Yeah, I heard that one before. 708 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,409 I love you. 709 00:32:29,577 --> 00:32:31,246 I'm sorry we're cursed. 710 00:32:40,004 --> 00:32:41,256 KADY: He's gone. 711 00:32:43,258 --> 00:32:45,677 What, like, gone? Gone-gone? Like... 712 00:32:46,386 --> 00:32:48,263 Like, to the Library gone? 713 00:32:49,264 --> 00:32:51,683 KADY: Gone to the Underworld, gone. 714 00:32:52,517 --> 00:32:54,686 So let's not fuck it up on our end. 715 00:32:59,357 --> 00:33:00,817 (COUNTING INDISTINCTLY) 716 00:33:02,819 --> 00:33:04,070 (SIGHS) 717 00:33:04,154 --> 00:33:05,738 Are you sure you wanna do this? 718 00:33:05,822 --> 00:33:07,782 It's not exactly like everyone thinks... 719 00:33:07,866 --> 00:33:09,450 Jonesing for blood. 720 00:33:09,784 --> 00:33:11,744 Watching everyone you know die. 721 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,122 That is, if you don't kill them yourself. 722 00:33:15,165 --> 00:33:17,834 You don't seem like the fan girls who usually come to me. 723 00:33:17,917 --> 00:33:21,754 You seem smart. Too smart to want all this. 724 00:33:21,963 --> 00:33:23,339 I don't want it. 725 00:33:23,548 --> 00:33:26,342 Then why... It's none of your business. 726 00:33:26,426 --> 00:33:29,304 Well, then, no. (CLEARS THROAT) 727 00:33:29,888 --> 00:33:32,473 (SIGHS) Becoming a creature... No offense... Is the only way 728 00:33:32,557 --> 00:33:33,850 I can keep my magic. 729 00:33:34,350 --> 00:33:35,727 Why are you trying to talk me out of it? 730 00:33:35,810 --> 00:33:39,397 I'm not. But are you so sure this'll do what you want it to? 731 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,065 No, but I'm out of options, 732 00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:42,901 so will you take my money or not? 733 00:33:43,026 --> 00:33:45,278 (SIGHS) 734 00:33:45,361 --> 00:33:46,863 All right. (CLEARS THROAT) 735 00:33:57,081 --> 00:33:58,708 (CAR DOOR OPENS) Alice, let's go. 736 00:33:58,791 --> 00:34:01,085 Jesus, how did you find me? 737 00:34:01,419 --> 00:34:03,796 Spent some desperate times around here looking for magic. 738 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,757 All I found were shitty vampires. 739 00:34:06,007 --> 00:34:07,258 Can we please go? 740 00:34:07,550 --> 00:34:10,678 No, just leave. Continue. 741 00:34:12,222 --> 00:34:14,098 (GROANS IN PAIN) 742 00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:15,683 Leave or I break it. 743 00:34:15,767 --> 00:34:17,185 Ah ! Get off me! 744 00:34:17,268 --> 00:34:18,478 How did you do that? 745 00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:20,980 (GASPS) Get out. 746 00:34:21,064 --> 00:34:22,440 No, I gave you my money. 747 00:34:22,523 --> 00:34:24,067 Not enough to deal with hedge witch Buffy. 748 00:34:24,150 --> 00:34:25,193 Good luck. 749 00:34:26,361 --> 00:34:27,695 Out! 750 00:34:30,031 --> 00:34:32,242 When we said we'd explore our options, 751 00:34:32,325 --> 00:34:35,078 I meant research, not joining the undead. 752 00:34:35,578 --> 00:34:37,455 I researched. This is the only way. 753 00:34:37,538 --> 00:34:39,666 No, it isn't. This is reckless. 754 00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:43,419 Okay. I don't need your help, you condescending bitch. 755 00:34:50,635 --> 00:34:52,011 (WHOOSHES) 756 00:34:56,933 --> 00:34:58,309 No, Julia. 757 00:35:12,615 --> 00:35:14,409 I transferred it all back. 758 00:35:18,496 --> 00:35:19,998 I'm sorry. 759 00:35:20,081 --> 00:35:23,334 All you did was try to help me, and I almost killed you. 760 00:35:23,668 --> 00:35:27,922 Yeah, well, my magic almost killed you, so... 761 00:35:28,548 --> 00:35:29,757 I guess we're even. 762 00:35:29,841 --> 00:35:32,677 We're not, but that's nice of you to say. 763 00:35:34,679 --> 00:35:37,557 Ever since Quentin dragged me back, I've just... 764 00:35:39,726 --> 00:35:41,519 I mean, what do people in limbo do? 765 00:35:41,602 --> 00:35:43,187 It's excruciating. 766 00:35:45,982 --> 00:35:48,151 You know, and I just thought maybe if I could just... 767 00:35:48,234 --> 00:35:49,402 Fix it? 768 00:35:52,613 --> 00:35:53,906 I know the feeling. 769 00:35:55,366 --> 00:35:56,576 Really. 770 00:35:59,203 --> 00:36:00,455 I still see Reynard. 771 00:36:01,748 --> 00:36:02,749 You do? 772 00:36:02,832 --> 00:36:07,170 Awake, in my dreams, yep. 773 00:36:08,838 --> 00:36:11,049 Do you think maybe it's because... 774 00:36:11,591 --> 00:36:14,344 I think it's because it happened. 775 00:36:15,678 --> 00:36:18,598 And there's nothing magic about it anymore. 776 00:36:19,599 --> 00:36:22,310 When things happen, they leave a mark. 777 00:36:22,977 --> 00:36:25,355 Figuring out how to deal with it takes time. 778 00:36:28,566 --> 00:36:30,735 I get what Quentin always saw in you. 779 00:36:32,028 --> 00:36:33,196 You're brave. 780 00:36:34,989 --> 00:36:35,990 Just stubborn. 781 00:36:36,074 --> 00:36:38,659 I think that's why you can hold it. 782 00:36:38,868 --> 00:36:42,080 All the pain, and all the shit you didn't ask for, 783 00:36:42,163 --> 00:36:43,790 that's what made you you. 784 00:36:44,791 --> 00:36:46,751 And that's why this magic fits. 785 00:36:47,794 --> 00:36:52,298 Maybe sometimes life is random 786 00:36:52,382 --> 00:36:53,841 and unfair. 787 00:36:53,925 --> 00:36:56,427 You know, it doesn't always ask our permission. 788 00:36:57,178 --> 00:36:58,554 It just is. 789 00:37:00,848 --> 00:37:02,100 Honestly... 790 00:37:04,102 --> 00:37:06,562 It still makes me sick to think that it was his. 791 00:37:09,732 --> 00:37:12,193 Except that it's not his anymore, Julia. 792 00:37:15,321 --> 00:37:17,573 I felt it. It... It's yours. 793 00:37:17,657 --> 00:37:19,200 For whatever reason. 794 00:37:22,829 --> 00:37:24,414 So what are you gonna do with it? 795 00:37:37,427 --> 00:37:38,803 Fen. 796 00:37:40,054 --> 00:37:43,307 Maybe you shouldn't be holding sharp objects right now. 797 00:37:43,391 --> 00:37:44,725 My father was a knife maker. 798 00:37:44,809 --> 00:37:46,686 This is how I've always calmed down. 799 00:38:01,325 --> 00:38:03,202 When our daughter was born, 800 00:38:04,579 --> 00:38:05,663 they took her away. 801 00:38:06,831 --> 00:38:10,168 They wouldn't let me hold her. I never heard her cry. 802 00:38:12,170 --> 00:38:13,629 I should have known. 803 00:38:14,505 --> 00:38:16,340 How could I not know? 804 00:38:18,259 --> 00:38:20,970 God, I was so ready to believe Fray. 805 00:38:21,929 --> 00:38:23,931 I think deep down I thought... 806 00:38:26,809 --> 00:38:31,606 If we just felt like a family, 807 00:38:31,689 --> 00:38:34,692 if I just willed it hard enough, 808 00:38:35,651 --> 00:38:36,944 then that would be real. 809 00:38:38,070 --> 00:38:40,323 'Cause this... 810 00:38:41,699 --> 00:38:43,659 How am I supposed to live with it? 811 00:38:44,076 --> 00:38:45,453 Oh, God. 812 00:38:45,870 --> 00:38:48,206 God, Fen, I'm so sorry. 813 00:38:49,790 --> 00:38:51,042 You would've been... 814 00:38:51,584 --> 00:38:55,129 No, you were such a great mom. 815 00:38:55,880 --> 00:39:01,427 And I was a shitty father and an even shittier husband. 816 00:39:03,012 --> 00:39:05,515 You deserve so much better than this. 817 00:39:07,183 --> 00:39:09,060 I'm gonna need some time. 818 00:39:11,729 --> 00:39:13,648 I can't be in Fillory right now. 819 00:39:13,731 --> 00:39:15,399 Okay, okay. 820 00:39:34,669 --> 00:39:36,170 (MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 821 00:39:36,254 --> 00:39:37,380 Hey. 822 00:39:37,797 --> 00:39:40,049 Okay, dude. Spill. 823 00:39:40,383 --> 00:39:41,467 What's up? 824 00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:46,556 What if... Penny doesn't find Benedict 825 00:39:46,639 --> 00:39:47,890 or the key? 826 00:39:47,974 --> 00:39:50,685 Or he gets caught by a Librarian, or we do, 827 00:39:50,768 --> 00:39:53,437 or any part of this ridiculous plan fails? 828 00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:55,898 It seems like you're worrying about a lot of stuff 829 00:39:55,982 --> 00:39:57,275 you can't control, here. 830 00:39:57,358 --> 00:40:01,279 Everything that we're doing, if we mess it up, 831 00:40:01,362 --> 00:40:04,448 it's not just me who suffers. 832 00:40:04,532 --> 00:40:06,659 It's not just us who suffers. 833 00:40:06,742 --> 00:40:09,620 We're talking about the entire multiverse. 834 00:40:09,704 --> 00:40:11,289 POPPY: No, it's not the multiverse. 835 00:40:11,372 --> 00:40:13,040 Magic doesn't exist in this universe. 836 00:40:13,124 --> 00:40:15,042 It doesn't mean it's gone in alternate realities. 837 00:40:15,126 --> 00:40:17,670 That is not the point. Oh, boy. 838 00:40:19,589 --> 00:40:20,840 What're you doing? 839 00:40:20,923 --> 00:40:22,592 Short-circuiting your panic attack. 840 00:40:22,675 --> 00:40:24,343 It's getting tiresome. 841 00:40:27,763 --> 00:40:29,307 Okay, I'm confused. 842 00:40:29,390 --> 00:40:31,642 It's sweet how much you care about your friends. 843 00:40:31,726 --> 00:40:33,352 Even the ones that don't like you. 844 00:40:33,686 --> 00:40:35,187 Let's just have some fun. 845 00:40:35,646 --> 00:40:37,857 Seems like the chances of everyone surviving 846 00:40:37,940 --> 00:40:39,567 go up if we do that. 847 00:40:41,944 --> 00:40:42,987 Hmm? 848 00:40:54,457 --> 00:40:56,167 (HORSES WHINNYING) 849 00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:58,085 MARGO: Your eggs, I take it, are fine? 850 00:40:58,169 --> 00:40:59,170 Yes. 851 00:40:59,253 --> 00:41:00,379 What have you done with Fray? 852 00:41:00,546 --> 00:41:02,632 She did not want to return with me. 853 00:41:03,299 --> 00:41:05,009 Her fate is her own. 854 00:41:07,470 --> 00:41:08,929 Is the rest done? 855 00:41:09,013 --> 00:41:12,308 The bathtub now belongs to the people of Fillory. 856 00:41:12,683 --> 00:41:14,477 May they be clean forever. 857 00:41:14,935 --> 00:41:17,855 I'm sure they'll appreciate the gift. 858 00:41:18,439 --> 00:41:20,024 ELLIOT: While we're at it. 859 00:41:20,107 --> 00:41:22,234 What was your end game anyway? 860 00:41:22,985 --> 00:41:26,906 The whimsical demands, forced alliances... 861 00:41:26,989 --> 00:41:30,326 Was it all just standard "terraforming for world domination 862 00:41:30,409 --> 00:41:32,370 "mega-villain" bullshit? 863 00:41:32,453 --> 00:41:33,871 (CHUCKLES) 864 00:41:34,038 --> 00:41:36,707 It's a sign of your human privilege 865 00:41:36,791 --> 00:41:39,126 that you see things so simply. 866 00:41:39,210 --> 00:41:42,171 But it is simple, Lady... You made us look crazy. 867 00:41:42,254 --> 00:41:45,091 And aligning with the Floaters made us look stupid. 868 00:41:45,174 --> 00:41:46,926 But now everyone will understand 869 00:41:47,009 --> 00:41:48,886 what was really happening to us. 870 00:41:49,136 --> 00:41:51,847 Will they? You made the deal. 871 00:41:52,473 --> 00:41:54,475 Everyone can see you now. 872 00:41:55,267 --> 00:41:58,104 True. And they can see you too. 873 00:41:58,187 --> 00:42:00,898 Whoa, there! Whoa, whoa! 874 00:42:02,024 --> 00:42:04,318 Why are we stopping? I don't know. 875 00:42:04,402 --> 00:42:06,821 Children of Earth have been making a mess of things here 876 00:42:06,904 --> 00:42:08,489 for some time. 877 00:42:09,573 --> 00:42:11,409 I can no longer help you. 878 00:42:11,492 --> 00:42:13,202 Help us with what? 879 00:42:14,578 --> 00:42:15,830 (BOTH SCREAM) 880 00:42:15,913 --> 00:42:17,581 (PEOPLE SHOUTING) 881 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,166 Eliot... This is sounding 882 00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:21,335 a little too Les Mis for my liking. 883 00:42:21,961 --> 00:42:24,463 (MARGO WHIMPERING) ELIOT: Okay, Bambi? They're armed. 884 00:42:26,382 --> 00:42:28,259 Where the hell is she? Oh, shit. 885 00:42:29,510 --> 00:42:31,887 She planned this. MARGO: Oh, my God! 886 00:42:31,971 --> 00:42:34,140 (MOB SCREAMING) 887 00:42:34,515 --> 00:42:36,142 Hold on ! Hold on! 888 00:42:36,851 --> 00:42:38,602 (MARGO SCREAMING) 889 00:42:38,686 --> 00:42:41,897 I'm your Queen, you motherfuckers! 890 00:42:41,921 --> 00:42:46,921 http://hiqve.com/