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<i>That's showbiz baby!</i>

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<i>Results of cognitive skill test</i>

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<i>part two finished compiling.</i>

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<i>Subject possesses strong
deductive reasoning skills,</i>

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<i>but lacks basic empathy.</i>

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<i>Commencing cognitive
skill test, part three:</i>

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<i>visual spectrum differentiation.</i>

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Ten bucks says the bastard
doesn't get the next one right.

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Hey, can you not do that?

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He doesn't like it
when you do that.

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And can you not eat
your lunch in here?

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This is supposed to be
a sterile environment.

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<i>Prompt number one:
shapes and color.</i>

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<i>Which key opens the door?</i>

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<i>A for yellow, B for blue.</i>

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<i>You have five seconds remaining.</i>

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<i>A is correct.</i>

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<i>The yellow key opens
the yellow door.</i>

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<i>Positive reinforcement:
achieved.</i>

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We raised one smart
invisible raptor.

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We raised the only
invisible raptor.

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Poor guy doesn't
have any family.

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Oh, here we go.

24
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You know what?
Family's overrated.

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And speaking of,
I got to run out

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and get my kid a
birthday present.

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Oh, yeah. When is it?

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Uh... Two weeks ago?

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Ouch. What are you gonna get?

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Uh. I figured I'd stop by
that old dinosaur museum

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gift shop off the highway.

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I mean, it's on the way home.

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Oh, yeah. The one with
all the giant dinosaurs.

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I love that place.

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Yeah. Get him something the,
uh, ex-wife will bitch about.

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You know how that goes.

37
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Not really. I'm solo.

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No family, no kids, nothing.

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I could be dead on
the floor in here

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and no one would think to
look for me for two weeks.

41
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Well, you're lucky.
Can't escape mine.

42
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Oh, do me a favor.

43
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If Dr. Tyler comes
by, cover for me.

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I'll keep an eye out.

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<i>Access granted: John Sykes.</i>

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Whoa!

47
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What you got there?

48
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How did you get those?

49
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Come on. You want
to give 'em to me?

50
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Come on.

51
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It's almost like you
know what those are for.

52
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Ha!

53
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Oh, shit. Of course.

54
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Willie, I forgot my keys again.

55
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Can you toss 'em over?

56
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Can you toss 'em over for me?

57
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Thanks, dick.

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Have a good weekend, Willie.

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<i>Access granted: John Sykes.</i>

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<i>Access granted: William Walsh.</i>

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Oh! Goddammit.

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<i>Dino World guests
and dino campers,</i>

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<i>please make your
way to the dig zone</i>

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<i>for a special
fossil presentation</i>

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<i>by our world-renowned
paleontologist,</i>

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- <i>Dr. Grant Walker.</i>
- C'mon, Boo Boo,

67
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we don't want to miss the show.

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- Okay, Mom.
- Okay. Let's go.

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<i>And other tools are
used to remove the rock</i>

70
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<i>covering the bones
to see how much</i>

71
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<i>of the skeleton is present.</i>

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<i>Special glue is applied to
the cracks and fractures</i>

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<i>to hold the fossils together...</i>

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Can anyone tell me what this is?

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A claw!

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That's right. This is
an actual raptor claw

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dating all the way back
to the Cretaceous period.

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Oh, just around over
75 million years ago.

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And believe it or not,

80
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that's older than all your
mom and dads put together.

81
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My dad's in Mexico with Sally.

82
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Okay.

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Now this claw was located
right on his middle toe

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and it was retractable
like a switchblade.

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The raptor would extend the claw

86
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to slash at its
prey just like...

87
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this!

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Okay. Okay, everyone calm down.

89
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Now raptor...

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Fuck.

91
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Hmm.

92
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All right, you
chickenshit motherfucker,

93
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you listen to me.

94
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All right, that shit
was a long time ago.

95
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All right, you're
a grown-ass man

96
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doing grown-ass man shit now.

97
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All right?

98
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Hmm. No one's gonna pants you.

99
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No one's gonna see your dick.

100
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All right. You got a
full-ass dinosaur costume on.

101
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You got a zipper and everything.

102
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It's impossible.

103
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So get out there and
dance your dick out.

104
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D-Dick, dick, dick off.

105
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Jeez, Mr. Beagle.

106
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I'll be right there!
Hold your nuts!

107
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Now can anyone tell
me what this is?

108
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No?

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This is coprolite.

110
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Also known as fossilized feces.

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Or raptor poop.

112
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Ew!

113
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Don't worry, it doesn't
smell... anymore.

114
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That's just this place.

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All right, everybody,
take a whiff.

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You don't smell anything, right?

117
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It's really old.

118
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Now, something you
may have noticed

119
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is that raptor droppings
are very unique.

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In fact, there's
nothing quite like it

121
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in the animal kingdom.

122
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You notice the
distinct impressions

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and patterns throughout.

124
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Kind of looks like
a big croissant

125
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made out of old tires, right?

126
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You know, when I was
doing my fieldwork

127
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to get my PhD in paleontology,
uh, I actually found...

128
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How do they pee-pee?
Does it have a penis?

129
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How does it have sex?

130
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Hey, Doc G, it's
almost showtime!

131
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Actually, that is
a great question.

132
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Uh, we don't know for sure.

133
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They either had a
penis or a cloaca,

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much like modern birds
and reptiles today.

135
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And a cloaca is a
tiny little flap

136
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covering a little hole.

137
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Hey kids!

138
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Did someone say "Dino Pal"?

139
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All right, that's pretty
much it for today.

140
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So if you want to get
out of here, it's...

141
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Boo!

142
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Remember when I said that
dinosaurs were closely related

143
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to modern birds?

144
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Well, another thing raptors did

145
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that's similar to
the descendants

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are mating calls

147
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and a ritualist mating dance.

148
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<i>And now, the moment you've
all been waiting for,</i>

149
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,939
<i>it's everyone's
favorite dinosaur,</i>

150
00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,288
<i>Dino Pal...</i>

151
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<i>here to perform his
famous dino rap dance.</i>

152
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<i>♪ I may be old But
I'm no fossil ♪</i>

153
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<i>♪ Rapping about dinosaurs
Small and colossal ♪</i>

154
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<i>♪ I'll teach you about
dinosaurs And so much more ♪</i>

155
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<i>♪ Is that a carnivore
Or an herbivore? ♪</i>

156
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<i>♪ Some Dinos eat meat
And some eat plants ♪</i>

157
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<i>♪ Now check out T-Rex While
he does the mating dance ♪</i>

158
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<i>♪ Let's get down ♪</i>

159
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<i>♪ It's mating time! ♪</i>

160
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<i>♪ My rhymes are fresh And
his moves are classic ♪</i>

161
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<i>♪ Rocking this Earth From
Cretaceous to Jurassic ♪</i>

162
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<i>♪ This is how dinosaurs
Used to get down ♪</i>

163
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<i>♪ Attracting a mate
With a rhythmic sound ♪</i>

164
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<i>♪ How exactly did it happen?
Well, it's hard to tell ♪</i>

165
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<i>♪ But what came next
Is a dinosaur shell ♪</i>

166
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<i>♪ This could be yours
For a new low price ♪</i>

167
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,614
<i>♪ The dinosaur gift
shop Is really nice ♪</i>

168
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<i>♪ The gift shop's a place
You don't want to avoid ♪</i>

169
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,924
<i>♪ Now I'm dropping this
mic Just like an asteroid ♪</i>

170
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Thank you for
visiting Dino World.

171
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Be sure to try our
fossil funnel cake.

172
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:46,635
It's... DINO-mite.

173
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<i>Now, join us on the second floor</i>

174
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<i>- in our state-of-the-art...</i>
- And please kill me.

175
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<i>For the prehistoric
ocean exhibit</i>

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<i>featuring the megalodon in 3D.</i>

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You heard me.

178
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Kill me.

179
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Mr. Beagle! Mr. Beagle!

180
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:07,134
Ooh, there he is!

181
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:10,920
You know you can't be
out here doing the show.

182
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:14,228
No, you can't. You
know I love you.

183
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:17,187
You know I'm your best
friend. You're my best friend.

184
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:18,362
Yes, you are.

185
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,495
All right. I'm
sorry buddy, okay?

186
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,976
I'm gonna give you a
Flintstone-sized bone later.

187
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:25,152
Okay? Yabba-dabba-deuces.

188
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,503
<i>Dino World will be
closing in 15 minutes.</i>

189
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,287
<i>Please head to the exits.</i>

190
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,811
<i>Make sure to stop
in our gift shop</i>

191
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,595
<i>before you end your visit today.</i>

192
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:35,858
<i>A lot of these sales
will go extinct.</i>

193
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,122
- Did you learn anything today?
- No.

194
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,646
Shit.

195
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,127
Uh, okay, Elliott,

196
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,409
why don't you be a
good little raptor

197
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:46,782
and run off with
your raptor pack?

198
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,697
I don't have a pack.

199
00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:51,743
Okay, well, why don't
you go find anybody else?

200
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,443
Here. Have some dino eggs.

201
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:58,489
On me. And you can use
those to make friends.

202
00:13:58,576 --> 00:13:59,664
Okay? Go!

203
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,318
Yay.

204
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:04,452
I see you still have a hard time
letting people get too close.

205
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:06,628
Amber.

206
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,632
What's it been? Ten years?

207
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,155
What? Since you dumped me?

208
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,158
I'm just messing with you.

209
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:16,685
It's just water
under the bridge now.

210
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,596
Uh... You look good.

211
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:22,557
This old thing? I know.

212
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:26,082
Hey, listen, the way
I left things off...

213
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,693
could very well be perceived
as wrong and I'm just...

214
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,608
Hannah, why don't you
go get yourself a gift

215
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:31,827
in the gift shop?

216
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,394
We have some catching up to do.

217
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:39,182
So, you, uh, still
into this stuff?

218
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:41,532
Um, not since grad school.

219
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,901
I mean, not all of
us were lucky enough

220
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,014
to drop everything and everyone

221
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:50,454
to go become world-famous
paleontologists in Morocco.

222
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,239
Well, you can see
how that turned out.

223
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,893
<i>Dino World employees,</i>

224
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,416
<i>report to the dino lounge</i>

225
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:58,593
<i>to sing "Happy
Birthday" to Trevor.</i>

226
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,334
Uh, what brings you here?

227
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,379
Just working on
restarting my life

228
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,077
after divorcing my
Prince Charming.

229
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:05,861
Divorced?

230
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,447
Well, at least now you
don't have to sneak boys

231
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:08,751
into your window after midnight.

232
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,215
So what are you doing back here?

233
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:14,435
Besides starting
your new rap career?

234
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,915
What happened with Morocco?

235
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,004
I did hear something
about a discovery?

236
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:20,702
- Yes, you did.
- And then a lawsuit?

237
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,138
Yes, you did.

238
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,793
I discovered the first fully
intact and preserved...

239
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,709
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've
heard it a million times.

240
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,406
You discovered the
world's most preserved

241
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,931
dinosaur butthole and
your business partner

242
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,107
screwed you over and
took all the credit.

243
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,370
So now you can't
get close to people.

244
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,807
Blah, blah, blah. We get it!

245
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,070
Okay. You know what
he's about to discover?

246
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,942
His paycheck's gonna
be missing a few zeros

247
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,813
because him and his
friend, Dino Pal,

248
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,033
destroyed all of our artifacts.

249
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,251
Do better, dude.

250
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,908
So things seem to be going well?

251
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,040
I got a coloring book.

252
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:56,781
Hey!

253
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,131
What happened out there, Doc G?

254
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,133
We got to work on our cues.

255
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,327
I feel like I knocked
something loose on that fall.

256
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,671
Will you help me
with this zipper?

257
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,461
Before I fill up this tail
full of human crap-alite.

258
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:05,877
It's coprolite.

259
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,879
Uh. You guys seem to have
your hands full here.

260
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,752
Yeah, not as full as
this tail's gonna be.

261
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:14,843
Hey, mama... mama... Ma... Ma...

262
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:19,152
I'm Denny, Head of Security
Detail here at Dino World.

263
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:20,805
Dancing's just my passion.

264
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:23,460
Well, I'm Amber,
Grant's old friend

265
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,114
and big fan of
interpretive dance.

266
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,289
Uh-huh.

267
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,770
Uh. I've got to go,
but take my number.

268
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:31,991
Yeah, sure. Moving a
little fast, but...

269
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,078
Not you.

270
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,256
I'm not a table.

271
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,092
- Call me.
- Yeah.

272
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,052
Wait a minute. I know this.

273
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:53,882
Um, it just happened to work
well with my outfit today.

274
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:56,406
Uh, I have to go.
Come on, Hannah.

275
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:02,238
Attaboy. I let
you have that one.

276
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,980
Somebody wants to get
their little mosquito

277
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,938
stuck in Amber.

278
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,182
Do you have fun today, honey?

279
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,685
I had so much fun.
I love you, Mommy.

280
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,339
<i>Dino campers, be sure to meet</i>

281
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,751
<i>your loving parents
in the pickup zone</i>

282
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,255
<i>and give them a big hug</i>

283
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,866
<i>for bringing you to the place
where the dinosaurs are.</i>

284
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,218
<i>Today we'll learn about</i>

285
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,089
<i>how dinosaurs became extinct.</i>

286
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,135
<i>For over 100 million years,</i>

287
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,920
<i>dinosaurs were the dominant
form of life on Earth.</i>

288
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,792
<i>The last dinosaur died
off 70 million years ago</i>

289
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:38,405
<i>after a huge meteorite crashed
down off the coast of Mexico.</i>

290
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,972
<i>The last remaining link to
the existence of dinosaurs</i>

291
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,887
<i>is the modern-day chicken.</i>

292
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,546
Your life sucks.

293
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:54,769
What happened to you, Grant?

294
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,992
You're dressed like a Lego man.

295
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,298
Look at you.

296
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,561
Stupid. You look stupid.

297
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,086
Is that you, Dr. G?

298
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,002
Nope. This isn't
Dr. Grant. Sorry.

299
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,961
Don't lie to me, man.
I know those shoes.

300
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,355
I saw your shoes. Look,
don't worry about earlier.

301
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:16,878
We can work on our
moves tomorrow.

302
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,532
We'll stick the
landing next time.

303
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:21,317
You know what? Why don't you
just stick to being security.

304
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,624
And, uh...

305
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,119
whatever you're doing in there.

306
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,107
All right, good talk!

307
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,152
Hey, Dr. G, wait-wait
a minute, let's...

308
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,111
Hey.

309
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,808
<i>Thank you for
visiting Dino World</i>

310
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:36,115
<i>and have a DINO-mite day.</i>

311
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:41,076
- Make any friends today?
- No.

312
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,774
Jesus! What have
you got in there?

313
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,776
You didn't steal any
old rocks, did you?

314
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,909
No.-Good.

315
00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:51,913
Because people that
steal are piles of shit.

316
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,045
You don't want to be a
pile of shit, do you?

317
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,352
No.-Good.

318
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:58,788
Put your seatbelt on.

319
00:18:58,833 --> 00:18:59,921
What are you doing?

320
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:14,849
Hey, what'd I tell you about
taking out your retainer?

321
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,590
I don't want this
stupid retainer.

322
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:19,854
Bradley Whitmore has
Invisalign, so why can't I?

323
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,334
"Why can't I?"

324
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:22,639
Because we don't like

325
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,119
invisible things
in our household.

326
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,990
Okay?

327
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,471
And Bradley Whitmore's
parents spoil him rotten.

328
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,647
He's gonna end up being
a pile of shit too.

329
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:31,842
Now put your retainer back in

330
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,433
and don't forget your backpack!

331
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:37,350
Hey, hey!

332
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,004
You call that chick yet?

333
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,136
- No.
- Why not?

334
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,572
It's been like ten minutes.

335
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,378
What the hell happened
in the equipment area?

336
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,927
Shit. We got a 10-59.

337
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:52,103
<i>I don't know what
that means, Denny.</i>

338
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,628
Mr. Beagle! Mr. Beagle!

339
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,501
Here, boy!

340
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:03,463
That's weird.

341
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,945
<i>Welcome to the Cave of Wonders.</i>

342
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,038
You thinking coyotes again?

343
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,476
Must be big ones.

344
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,826
Where is that damn
dog? Mr. Beagle!

345
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:21,481
Come on, boy. Mr. Beagle!

346
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:27,226
Fucker probably heard a
call of the wild again.

347
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,663
Chewed through his damn rope.

348
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:30,925
The hell?

349
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:37,452
What?

350
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:40,543
Just peculiar.

351
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,241
He's probably out
chasing coyote ass.

352
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,459
He'll be back.

353
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,418
Oh, shit.

354
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:46,680
Got to go, Doc G.

355
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:48,769
I got some, uh...

356
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,772
business to attend to.

357
00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:53,948
Sure.

358
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:57,517
<i>Scientists are still
unsure what dinosaurs</i>

359
00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:58,779
<i>actually sounded like.</i>

360
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,616
Hey, quiet down up there!

361
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,705
I'm going out. So you're
on your own tonight.

362
00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:22,933
Dusty.

363
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,936
You piece of shit.

364
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:28,374
Right on time.

365
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:36,382
Pfft. Ooh, ooh, Gina.
Why are you with him?

366
00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:39,298
What are you?

367
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:40,473
Pick it up.

368
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,865
Oh, yeah, pick it up.

369
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,086
Bitch.

370
00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,926
Deploying USS Brown Trout...

371
00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:00,275
Ah, deployed!

372
00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:22,123
Gina! Hey, where's
my beer, Gina?

373
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,733
You left the beer in the car.

374
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:28,216
Go get it! I don't have all day.

375
00:24:58,366 --> 00:24:59,280
<i>May cause headaches,
dizziness, scalp loss,</i>

376
00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:00,499
<i>difficulty wearing hats.</i>

377
00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:02,109
<i>Ask your doctor
about Revitaxanax...</i>

378
00:25:02,196 --> 00:25:04,372
<i>Do we have a lot of chickens?</i>

379
00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:08,942
We got so many damn chickens
here at McCluckskey Farms

380
00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:11,684
that Colonel Sanders
even called wanting some.

381
00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:14,600
And I told him to
go cluck himself!

382
00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:18,429
Go get your own, you
Kentucky Fried old fart.

383
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,736
Are my chickens the best?

384
00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:25,132
Yeah, well, does Dolly
Parton sleep on her back?

385
00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:27,221
Come on down and get you some.

386
00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:29,397
<i>♪ McCluckskey Farms ♪</i>

387
00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:32,966
<i>♪ You're gonna love our eggs! ♪</i>

388
00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:36,447
<i>Good morning.</i>

389
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,667
Tom Jennings filling
in for Chet Williford.

390
00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:41,235
We start with disturbing
news out of Spielburgh County

391
00:25:41,322 --> 00:25:43,150
where a young boy
appears to be missing.

392
00:25:43,237 --> 00:25:44,847
Our own Gloria Aviles
is on the scene.

393
00:25:44,934 --> 00:25:46,457
<i>Gloria, what can you tell us?</i>

394
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,676
Thanks, Tom.

395
00:25:47,763 --> 00:25:50,461
I'm here at the home
of Debra Kintner,

396
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,507
<i>who claims her
10-year-old son Elliott</i>

397
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:53,813
<i>went missing late last night.</i>

398
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,379
Elliott? Nice tux.

399
00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:57,338
She returned to his
room this morning,

400
00:25:57,425 --> 00:26:01,429
all that was left was
this mysterious mound

401
00:26:01,516 --> 00:26:03,300
of an unknown substance.

402
00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:04,954
<i>It-It-It's shit!</i>

403
00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:08,654
<i>It-It's a big pile of shit
with his retainer in it.</i>

404
00:26:08,741 --> 00:26:10,264
Oh, my God.

405
00:26:10,351 --> 00:26:13,093
<i>He hated that retainer,
but I made him wear it.</i>

406
00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:15,356
<i>Oh, God, people are going
to think I'm a bad mom.</i>

407
00:26:15,443 --> 00:26:17,243
<i>I should have never
called him a pile of shit,</i>

408
00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:20,274
<i>but now look at him! My
son is a pile of shit!</i>

409
00:26:20,361 --> 00:26:21,710
Hey, sorry I'm late, Doc.

410
00:26:21,797 --> 00:26:23,843
<i>Maybe it was a bear. Do
you think it was a bear?</i>

411
00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:24,970
<i>Bears are getting smarter.</i>

412
00:26:25,018 --> 00:26:26,125
<i>There's a bear
problem in the city.</i>

413
00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:27,455
<i>I don't know what's happening!</i>

414
00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:29,718
Oh, where'd you find last
year's Christmas cookies?

415
00:26:31,241 --> 00:26:33,156
<i>For Elliott Kintner
and any information</i>

416
00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:35,376
<i>about his disappearance
should be given</i>

417
00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,378
<i>to the state police...</i>

418
00:26:37,465 --> 00:26:41,251
Dr. G., I-I still
can't find Mr. Beagle.

419
00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:43,079
<i>That is one big pile of shit.</i>

420
00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:45,342
<i>Welcome to the Cave of Wonders.</i>

421
00:26:45,429 --> 00:26:48,345
<i>Here you can hear a
variety of dinosaur sounds</i>

422
00:26:48,432 --> 00:26:49,999
<i>echoed throughout
its chambers...</i>

423
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,088
Same size.

424
00:27:02,751 --> 00:27:04,231
What's got your
butthole puckered?

425
00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:08,888
Did you catch the
news this morning?

426
00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:11,020
- Hmm?
- The shit?

427
00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:13,893
The shit left at
the boy's house?

428
00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:18,245
Whoa, shit. That
made it on the news?

429
00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:23,642
How hard did he
stomp on the bag?

430
00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:25,940
What are you talking about?

431
00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:28,124
The missing kid report?

432
00:27:29,256 --> 00:27:30,866
Elliott from Dino Camp?

433
00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:32,781
Yeah. What happened
to that little turd?

434
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:36,742
Well...

435
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,180
I think he became one.

436
00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:46,534
What? What are
you talking about?

437
00:27:46,621 --> 00:27:48,492
The shit they found
in Elliott's room

438
00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:50,625
had very distinct markings

439
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:52,845
and only one animal has
droppings like that.

440
00:28:05,161 --> 00:28:06,380
Wait a minute.

441
00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:08,730
Does this have something
to do with Mr. Beagle?

442
00:28:08,817 --> 00:28:10,950
Whose blood was that, Dr. G?

443
00:28:14,867 --> 00:28:16,651
- What is he barking at?
- I don't know.

444
00:28:17,391 --> 00:28:18,609
Camera six is down.

445
00:28:23,310 --> 00:28:24,485
Oh, God!

446
00:28:30,578 --> 00:28:32,449
Please tell me
Mr. Beagle's okay!

447
00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:36,105
Listen.-

448
00:28:36,192 --> 00:28:37,628
Do you hear that?

449
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,414
Yeah, of course, I hear it.
You played it for me twice.

450
00:28:44,592 --> 00:28:46,246
What is he barking at?

451
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:47,464
I don't see anything.

452
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:53,253
I don't know how this
is humanly possible,

453
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,299
but I think we're
dealing with...

454
00:28:58,606 --> 00:29:00,695
a raptor.

455
00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:03,829
What in the shit are you
saying to me right now?

456
00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:05,850
You're telling me that you
think Mr. Beagle's out there

457
00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:07,954
running around chasing a
dinosaur that's on the loose

458
00:29:08,007 --> 00:29:10,226
that's turning little
kids into doo-doo?

459
00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:15,057
I'm saying that the evidence
supports that hypothesis, yes.

460
00:29:17,233 --> 00:29:19,714
Well, saying I'm on board
with your hypotenuse,

461
00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:21,672
or whatever.

462
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,849
Who is gonna help
us with that, Doc?

463
00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,200
I don't know.

464
00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:34,468
Hey, you know what
the coroner told me

465
00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:37,079
the other day about that
John Doe that came in?

466
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:40,909
He told me you could
tell how old a person is

467
00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:45,261
by counting the spokes
around their butthole.

468
00:29:45,348 --> 00:29:49,483
Yeah, that's how he knew
that that John Doe was 32,

469
00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:51,702
which means I got
like 45 spokes.

470
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:55,750
And you got 64, and
a baby has zero.

471
00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:58,013
Or maybe they start
with one. I don't know.

472
00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:01,800
Boy, I don't ever want
to hear you talking about

473
00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:03,845
my butthole ever again.

474
00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:05,934
Wait, stop. You
can't go back there!

475
00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:07,240
Citizens on patrol, ma'am.

476
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:11,592
Well, if it isn't Dinky Denny.

477
00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:14,464
Looking to drop off
another failed application?

478
00:30:14,551 --> 00:30:17,250
Well, shit. While I'm
here, might as well.

479
00:30:17,337 --> 00:30:19,121
I'm never growing up!

480
00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:21,950
Sheriff, we might have
information on the disappearance

481
00:30:22,037 --> 00:30:23,212
of Elliott Kintner.

482
00:30:23,299 --> 00:30:25,432
- Who the heck are you?
- I'm Dr. Grant Walker.

483
00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:27,129
I work up at the
Dinosaur Museum.

484
00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:30,176
You mean the fun park?

485
00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:33,701
I'm a paleontologist and I
have reason to believe...

486
00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:37,183
that there's a
raptor on the loose.

487
00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:38,662
A rapper on the loose?

488
00:30:38,749 --> 00:30:41,883
Should we be on the lookout
for LL Cool J or Tone Loc?

489
00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:45,800
Okay. No, no. A rap-tor.

490
00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:49,238
From the Cretaceous period?

491
00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:51,762
Like <i>Jurassic Park.</i>

492
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:56,419
Well, what does it look
like? We'll put out an APB.

493
00:30:56,506 --> 00:30:57,638
I haven't actually seen it.

494
00:30:57,725 --> 00:31:01,642
So tell me something, doc-tor,

495
00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:04,775
if there's a dinosaur
running around this town,

496
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,604
how come nobody
else has seen it?

497
00:31:07,691 --> 00:31:09,824
- I don't know.
- You couldn't have a wet fart

498
00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:12,174
in this town without a
couple thousand people

499
00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:13,349
posting about it.

500
00:31:13,436 --> 00:31:14,716
Sir, this thing is killing kids.

501
00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:16,962
All right, and it's turning
them into dookie piles.

502
00:31:17,049 --> 00:31:18,249
So I suggest you look into it.

503
00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:19,878
Yeah, you too, Ron.

504
00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:22,924
You have to listen to me. Okay?
Just take me to the boy's house.

505
00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:26,406
I have the fossilized
feces to prove it.

506
00:31:34,675 --> 00:31:37,417
Oh! Get the hell
out of my office

507
00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:39,245
before I have you committed.

508
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,334
And take your turd with you.

509
00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:43,379
And whatever that thing is.

510
00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:46,774
Come on.

511
00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:49,037
- Oh, hey, Dinky.
- What?

512
00:31:49,124 --> 00:31:50,821
I'll file your
application for you.

513
00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:53,912
Why don't you file
this? File that!

514
00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:56,740
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
A little respect here.

515
00:31:56,827 --> 00:31:58,438
- Come on. Come on.
- A little respect!

516
00:31:58,525 --> 00:32:00,048
Respect my ass.

517
00:32:00,135 --> 00:32:03,008
Nothin' but net! Whoa!

518
00:32:10,058 --> 00:32:11,233
What am I doing?

519
00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:14,497
They're right.

520
00:32:14,584 --> 00:32:16,108
I just told the authorities

521
00:32:16,195 --> 00:32:18,980
that a dinosaur is
running around town

522
00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:20,373
yet no one has seen it.

523
00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:22,114
And I'm dressed

524
00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:24,768
like a shitty
low-rent safari man.

525
00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:28,424
Of course they think I'm crazy.

526
00:32:28,511 --> 00:32:29,991
This is stupid.

527
00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:31,819
You know what? Fuck those cops.

528
00:32:31,906 --> 00:32:34,474
Well, I know you're having
some sort of internal debate,

529
00:32:34,561 --> 00:32:35,736
but I believe you!

530
00:32:35,823 --> 00:32:38,347
You're the smartest
science doctor I know.

531
00:32:39,305 --> 00:32:40,567
And I know a few.

532
00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:43,874
What else could it be?

533
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,442
In the cave, there
was all that blood,

534
00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:46,486
and the footprint...

535
00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:51,447
You think Mr. Beagle's
all right?

536
00:32:53,362 --> 00:32:55,974
Yeah. Yeah, we'll find him.

537
00:32:56,844 --> 00:32:57,976
He's a, uh...

538
00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:00,543
good boy.

539
00:33:02,197 --> 00:33:03,938
He's the goodest.

540
00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:07,986
Um, what was that dinky
stuff about with the sheriff?

541
00:33:08,073 --> 00:33:10,510
Oh, just some juvenile
grade school bullshit.

542
00:33:10,597 --> 00:33:12,227
I don't even know how
they know that stuff.

543
00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:13,445
Now that we're partners and all,

544
00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:14,949
just tell me one thing.

545
00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:18,822
How in the hell does
a dinosaur exist?

546
00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:22,435
I have no idea.

547
00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:24,654
But first, we have to make sure.

548
00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:27,527
We have to match the
coprolite with the droppings.

549
00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:29,790
All right. Where to then?

550
00:33:29,877 --> 00:33:31,661
Elliott's house.

551
00:33:31,748 --> 00:33:33,576
You're gonna go up
here to the left.

552
00:33:33,663 --> 00:33:34,795
Left? -Yeah.

553
00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:38,407
How do you know where
that kid lives, weirdo?

554
00:33:38,494 --> 00:33:39,582
I stole the police report

555
00:33:39,669 --> 00:33:41,229
while they were making
fun of your dick.

556
00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:45,501
All right, now we just
got to get past his mom.

557
00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:47,460
I got this. Just watch my six.

558
00:33:54,336 --> 00:33:55,381
What are you doing?

559
00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:02,127
What are you wearing?

560
00:34:02,214 --> 00:34:04,781
Don't worry, all right? I got
this. Just follow my lead.

561
00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:13,616
Here she comes.
Here she comes.

562
00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:23,191
Yes?

563
00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:26,455
Hello, madam.

564
00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:28,718
I'm special agent Johnny Utah.

565
00:34:28,805 --> 00:34:31,373
And this is Doctor...

566
00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:34,898
Dr. Grant Walker,
a Scientologist.

567
00:34:34,985 --> 00:34:38,076
And we're here to do some
laboratory experiments

568
00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:40,295
on the feces that
used to be your son.

569
00:34:48,782 --> 00:34:51,001
Oh, thank God.

570
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:52,394
So you do believe me?

571
00:34:52,481 --> 00:34:54,309
I told them my son
wasn't missing.

572
00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:56,050
Uh. Where's the
shit pile, ma'am?

573
00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:58,139
Upstairs.

574
00:34:58,226 --> 00:34:59,749
- Excuse me.
- This way?

575
00:34:59,836 --> 00:35:01,534
Yeah, you got it. Yeah.

576
00:35:01,621 --> 00:35:04,493
Up here? I see it!

577
00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:10,673
Oh, smells like a fart
in a spacesuit in here.

578
00:35:16,636 --> 00:35:19,291
Ooh. The boy's retainer?

579
00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:20,509
Yes.

580
00:35:26,515 --> 00:35:27,516
I was right.

581
00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:29,562
It's raptor shit.

582
00:35:31,303 --> 00:35:32,739
Are you sure?

583
00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:35,394
Look, man. I know my shit.

584
00:35:35,481 --> 00:35:37,613
Look at this. Look
at the grooves.

585
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:41,226
Ah, it's the same, yeah.
Like a monster truck tread.

586
00:35:41,313 --> 00:35:44,054
Son of a... Look,
there's corn in there.

587
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,926
This is incredible.

588
00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:47,667
What's incredible, Doctor?

589
00:35:47,754 --> 00:35:49,538
Uh, Your Majesty,
we're gonna need to dig

590
00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:51,671
around your son
for a stool sample.

591
00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:53,803
Maybe, maybe it's
best you turn away.

592
00:35:53,890 --> 00:35:55,501
Wait a second.

593
00:36:06,816 --> 00:36:09,471
Oh. Oh, no!

594
00:36:09,558 --> 00:36:12,866
Oh. Oh, no!

595
00:36:12,953 --> 00:36:14,452
- What? What? What is it?
- No, Mr. Beagle!

596
00:36:14,476 --> 00:36:15,975
Mrs. Kintner, I think
it's best that you go

597
00:36:15,999 --> 00:36:17,044
in the other room

598
00:36:17,131 --> 00:36:18,611
and let us finish
this in privacy.

599
00:36:18,698 --> 00:36:19,699
No, Mr. Beagle!

600
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:24,312
You fucker!

601
00:36:24,399 --> 00:36:26,749
Hey! Hey, stop it.

602
00:36:26,836 --> 00:36:28,838
- I want to kill him!
- Hey! Hey! Stop!

603
00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:31,189
- I want to kill him!
- Look at me. Stop!

604
00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:33,147
That is that woman's son!

605
00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:34,540
That's my dog!

606
00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:37,151
Get-get-get-get a
hold of yourself.

607
00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:38,544
How can we use
the coprolite now?

608
00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:40,023
You just ruined our proof!

609
00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:43,418
I'm sorry, Dr. G. I
lost it, but shit, man!

610
00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:47,117
That's my dog in there.
It's hurting my heart!

611
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,250
Let's just... Let's
just go. Okay?

612
00:36:49,337 --> 00:36:51,296
This poor woman has
been through enough.

613
00:36:53,341 --> 00:36:55,561
I'm gonna take a little
bit of Mr. Beagle with me.

614
00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:57,215
I got to take some of him.

615
00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:58,390
Fucker!

616
00:37:00,174 --> 00:37:01,915
<i>Okay, so "all-inclusive" means</i>

617
00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:03,482
I don't have to
leave the resort?

618
00:37:03,569 --> 00:37:05,440
<i>Yes, ma'am. That will
come with a wristband</i>

619
00:37:05,527 --> 00:37:07,137
<i>for access to all our amenities,</i>

620
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:10,445
<i>including bottomless drinks
at our three onsite bars...</i>

621
00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:12,708
So-So what happens now, Doctor?

622
00:37:12,795 --> 00:37:14,797
We're gonna take your son...

623
00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:17,235
This sample back to
the lab for a study

624
00:37:17,322 --> 00:37:18,845
and we'll get back to you.

625
00:37:18,932 --> 00:37:20,431
<i>Is there anything else
I can help you with?</i>

626
00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:21,519
Smells like shit down here too.

627
00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:22,631
<i>So can we go ahead</i>

628
00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:24,158
<i>and book you for
your singles cruise?</i>

629
00:37:24,198 --> 00:37:25,678
Okay. So free drinks and...

630
00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:28,246
Shit.

631
00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:31,815
Hey, can you help
me with my ant farm?

632
00:37:31,901 --> 00:37:33,860
- It's broken.
- Uh, okay.

633
00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:40,214
- Hello.
- <i>Amber.</i>

634
00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:42,390
It's Grant. Walker.

635
00:37:42,477 --> 00:37:45,785
Yeah, I know. I'm
really glad you called.

636
00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:48,527
Yeah, uh, me too.

637
00:37:48,614 --> 00:37:52,095
Ah, Amber, please
go with me on this.

638
00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:53,793
<i>You have to listen to me.</i>

639
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,884
I have undeniable evidence that
there could be a velociraptor

640
00:37:57,971 --> 00:38:00,582
in your area killing people.

641
00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:02,192
Well, this is a
really strange way

642
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,020
- of asking me out.
- It's itchy.

643
00:38:04,107 --> 00:38:07,415
Um, is this some sort of
weird role-playing thing?

644
00:38:07,502 --> 00:38:10,940
No, no. Here, look at this.

645
00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:13,203
Ants! Ants! Ants!

646
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,728
- It's in my hair!
- You sent me a pile of shit?

647
00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:16,990
<i>That's raptor droppings.</i>

648
00:38:17,077 --> 00:38:18,470
They're biting me!

649
00:38:18,557 --> 00:38:22,212
- Okay? Are you asking me out?
- <i>No!</i>

650
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,084
Stay in your house
and lock your doors.

651
00:38:24,171 --> 00:38:26,869
Do not go outside
until I call you again.

652
00:38:26,956 --> 00:38:28,784
What? I mean, this is insane.

653
00:38:28,871 --> 00:38:30,438
<i>Oh, wait.</i>

654
00:38:30,525 --> 00:38:32,895
If this is you trying to push me
away again, well, it's working.

655
00:38:32,919 --> 00:38:34,529
It's not that.

656
00:38:34,616 --> 00:38:37,184
All right. You haven't grown up
a bit since college. Goodbye.

657
00:38:37,271 --> 00:38:38,577
Shit.

658
00:38:39,839 --> 00:38:41,362
It's itchy! Ow!

659
00:38:42,711 --> 00:38:44,713
Women. Can't live with 'em.

660
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,107
Can't convince 'em a
dinosaur might kill 'em.

661
00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:48,761
Irrational creatures.

662
00:38:53,983 --> 00:38:56,048
Is that that crazy chicken
lady from the commercials?

663
00:38:56,072 --> 00:38:58,423
Yeah, she's kind of a
big deal in these parts.

664
00:38:58,510 --> 00:38:59,641
Pull over.

665
00:38:59,728 --> 00:39:01,382
What the hell happened here?

666
00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:06,474
What the...

667
00:39:06,561 --> 00:39:08,650
Henrietta McCluckskey.

668
00:39:08,737 --> 00:39:11,131
What's happening,
you old bastard?

669
00:39:11,218 --> 00:39:13,089
You selling scrambled eggs now?

670
00:39:13,176 --> 00:39:16,702
Is that little Deniel Denielson?

671
00:39:16,789 --> 00:39:19,574
Oh, yeah, I remember
that ugly-ass face.

672
00:39:19,661 --> 00:39:24,100
Your name is Deniel?
Deniel Denielson?

673
00:39:24,187 --> 00:39:26,625
What the hell you think
"Denny" is short for?

674
00:39:26,712 --> 00:39:30,933
Did you two stop here
to fuck or buy eggs?

675
00:39:32,892 --> 00:39:34,502
Do you mind if we ask
what happened here?

676
00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:36,461
I don't know.

677
00:39:36,548 --> 00:39:38,680
Went into my truck
to have a smoke.

678
00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:40,378
Must have passed out.

679
00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:43,729
When I woke up, it was like
a tornado went through here.

680
00:39:43,816 --> 00:39:46,384
Smashed my eggs to bits!

681
00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:49,125
Blew the ass end
out of my mascot!

682
00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:51,737
Do you mind if we take a look?

683
00:39:51,824 --> 00:39:55,044
I could give a frog's
fat ass what you look at.

684
00:39:55,131 --> 00:39:57,438
Just don't break
any merchandise.

685
00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:10,408
Damn. Looks like something
blew his butthole out.

686
00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:17,806
Ew. What is it?

687
00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:19,678
Raptor semen?

688
00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:22,594
Looks like a bunch of cum to me.

689
00:40:24,378 --> 00:40:25,466
Hey, you... You're saying

690
00:40:25,553 --> 00:40:26,878
that dinosaur
mounted that chicken,

691
00:40:26,902 --> 00:40:30,558
blew his butthole out,
and busted a nut inside?

692
00:40:31,864 --> 00:40:33,213
I guess so.

693
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,650
I've been saying this all along!

694
00:40:35,737 --> 00:40:39,437
The government is making
man-sized chickens

695
00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:42,570
to put all us little
people out of work.

696
00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:46,095
Chicken-human hybrids

697
00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:51,231
controlled by 5G and chemtrails.

698
00:40:52,798 --> 00:40:56,802
Okay... Um, are you sure you
didn't see anything at all?

699
00:40:56,889 --> 00:41:00,458
Well, not unless you count the
back of my fucking eyelids.

700
00:41:01,894 --> 00:41:03,852
Okay, I'm gonna need a map.

701
00:41:04,853 --> 00:41:06,376
I got you, Doc G.

702
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,814
What are you two
looking for anyway?

703
00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:10,642
Look, look. Official
business. All right?

704
00:41:10,729 --> 00:41:12,557
Don't get your tits in a tangle.

705
00:41:20,695 --> 00:41:22,697
You're not gonna buy any eggs?

706
00:41:24,612 --> 00:41:25,744
Assholes!

707
00:41:27,876 --> 00:41:30,313
Yeah, come on. Come
on. Check it out. Yeah.

708
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,445
It's a beauty, ain't it?

709
00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:35,667
Yeah. Come on in. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, come on in.

710
00:41:41,237 --> 00:41:42,282
How you like it?

711
00:41:43,892 --> 00:41:45,459
It's, uh...

712
00:41:45,546 --> 00:41:48,767
Oh... Yeah, this is nice.

713
00:41:48,854 --> 00:41:50,377
This is... quaint.

714
00:41:50,464 --> 00:41:51,833
I got a few things
still, still coming

715
00:41:51,857 --> 00:41:53,075
from Amazon Prime.

716
00:41:53,162 --> 00:41:54,642
I think the tiki
stuff, you know,

717
00:41:54,729 --> 00:41:56,992
the tiki stuff kind of
ties it all together.

718
00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:59,778
Hmm... Yeah, no. That's,
that's the touch that did it.

719
00:41:59,865 --> 00:42:01,083
That, that made it, yeah.

720
00:42:01,170 --> 00:42:02,713
Oh, how rude of me.
Let me get you a drink.

721
00:42:02,737 --> 00:42:04,957
- Oh, no, no, I'm good.
- Oh, come on man.

722
00:42:05,044 --> 00:42:06,698
It'll help loosen you up.

723
00:42:10,789 --> 00:42:12,007
Pick your poison.

724
00:42:14,662 --> 00:42:16,664
There we go!

725
00:42:21,626 --> 00:42:23,192
- Ooh.
- That's a lot.

726
00:42:23,279 --> 00:42:25,238
- A little more?
- No, no, I'm good.

727
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,808
So I'd like to, uh...

728
00:42:29,895 --> 00:42:32,898
Sorry about the flies. We
got some kind of infestation.

729
00:42:32,985 --> 00:42:34,073
To new partners,

730
00:42:35,814 --> 00:42:37,990
new friends.

731
00:42:39,208 --> 00:42:42,298
And, uh... Mr. Beagle.

732
00:42:42,385 --> 00:42:43,996
May we avenge his death.

733
00:42:45,824 --> 00:42:47,695
And, and, and the
kid and shit too.

734
00:42:48,827 --> 00:42:49,915
The doo-doo kid.

735
00:42:50,002 --> 00:42:51,003
Hmm.

736
00:42:58,010 --> 00:42:59,446
What the hell is that?

737
00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:02,841
A blend. I blended a
few things together.

738
00:43:02,928 --> 00:43:06,018
Oh, oh. Since we're
partners and-and friends,

739
00:43:06,105 --> 00:43:07,628
drinking bud... and
drinking buddies,

740
00:43:07,715 --> 00:43:10,152
I'd like to present
you with, um...

741
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:11,477
a little something
that's gonna...

742
00:43:11,501 --> 00:43:12,981
gonna help us communicate

743
00:43:13,068 --> 00:43:14,592
when we're together.
And I, uh...

744
00:43:19,858 --> 00:43:21,555
I think...

745
00:43:21,642 --> 00:43:23,862
That's my dad. I
think my dad, um...

746
00:43:26,429 --> 00:43:29,998
I think he'd want you to
have this. Here, here.

747
00:43:30,085 --> 00:43:33,959
- Oh, no, no, no. I can't.
- No, no. You've earned it.

748
00:43:34,046 --> 00:43:36,396
- Thanks.
- Brothers in arms.

749
00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:38,006
- Brothers in arms.
- Hey. Hey.

750
00:43:38,093 --> 00:43:39,312
Didn't you say you had a map?

751
00:43:39,399 --> 00:43:41,009
I got a big ass map.

752
00:43:41,096 --> 00:43:43,490
Whole ci... Whole-whole city!

753
00:43:49,757 --> 00:43:52,151
Whoa. Hold up. Hold up.
Let me set the mood.

754
00:43:52,238 --> 00:43:53,238
Yeah.

755
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:55,850
Oh, yeah, that's better.

756
00:44:00,725 --> 00:44:02,988
Um, I can't see anything.

757
00:44:03,075 --> 00:44:05,555
Okay. Hold up. Wait.

758
00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:12,475
Okay. Well, you could have just
turned the lights on, but...

759
00:44:12,562 --> 00:44:13,825
Uh, do you have any thumbtacks?

760
00:44:17,306 --> 00:44:19,874
I don't have
thumbtacks, but... Oh!

761
00:44:22,355 --> 00:44:23,965
I got these Chums.

762
00:44:25,271 --> 00:44:26,359
- Chums?
- Yeah, Chums.

763
00:44:26,446 --> 00:44:27,882
Like you and me. Chums.

764
00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:30,232
I used, I used to collect
these as a kid, didn't you?

765
00:44:30,842 --> 00:44:32,147
No.

766
00:44:32,234 --> 00:44:35,281
This is, um... Well,
this is Jimmy Chonga.

767
00:44:35,368 --> 00:44:37,979
This is, uh, Larry... Oh.

768
00:44:38,066 --> 00:44:40,112
You keep Larry Loco.
It's my favorite.

769
00:44:40,199 --> 00:44:41,896
And I'm gonna take,
uh, Alberto Gordo.

770
00:44:41,983 --> 00:44:43,681
This is to symbolize
our Chummidom.

771
00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:49,599
- How old are you?
- 41.

772
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,210
You ever think about
wearing sunscreen?

773
00:44:51,297 --> 00:44:53,081
No. It's bad for the skin.

774
00:44:53,168 --> 00:44:55,605
No, yeah, you don't want
that. You don't want that.

775
00:44:58,304 --> 00:45:00,045
We need to establish

776
00:45:00,132 --> 00:45:01,732
- the raptor's hunting territory.
- Okay.

777
00:45:01,786 --> 00:45:04,223
Here is Dino World

778
00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:05,920
or what we know is
the first attack.

779
00:45:06,007 --> 00:45:09,532
- Okay. Yeah, that's Larry Loco.
- Yeah. Yeah, I know.

780
00:45:09,619 --> 00:45:12,187
This is Elliott's house.

781
00:45:12,274 --> 00:45:13,493
That's Jimmy Chonga.

782
00:45:13,580 --> 00:45:15,669
- Jimmy Chonga. Jimmy Chonga?
- Jimmy Chonga.

783
00:45:15,756 --> 00:45:18,150
Great. Jimmy is
gonna be Henrietta

784
00:45:18,237 --> 00:45:19,388
because this is
Henrietta's egg stand.

785
00:45:19,412 --> 00:45:20,761
Okay.

786
00:45:20,848 --> 00:45:23,938
So, a raptor's hunting
territory is roughly estimated

787
00:45:24,025 --> 00:45:27,594
to be about 20 square miles,
which would lead him...

788
00:45:28,769 --> 00:45:29,769
here.

789
00:45:33,382 --> 00:45:35,733
Let's go kill us
a fucking raptor.

790
00:45:42,391 --> 00:45:45,873
Hi, guys. Oh,
everyone's here tonight.

791
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,355
It's feeding time! Yub-nub.

792
00:45:54,229 --> 00:45:55,491
Oh.

793
00:45:57,015 --> 00:45:59,539
Where did Razzle go?

794
00:46:07,982 --> 00:46:12,857
And now where's
that darn Dazzle?

795
00:46:16,034 --> 00:46:18,863
Razzle? Dazzle?

796
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:21,779
Oh, well.

797
00:46:32,615 --> 00:46:37,403
Well, then, where did
everyone go tonight?

798
00:46:59,904 --> 00:47:02,515
That's a lot of mayonnaise.

799
00:47:02,602 --> 00:47:05,605
- You never know.
- No. No, you never do.

800
00:47:05,692 --> 00:47:07,607
Go ahead, take a few
with you. It's fine.

801
00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:08,956
Oh, no, I'm good.

802
00:47:09,043 --> 00:47:11,524
I have some at
home in a bottle...

803
00:47:12,481 --> 00:47:13,743
Like everyone.

804
00:47:15,136 --> 00:47:17,704
Testing, testing. One,
two, one, two, one, two.

805
00:47:17,791 --> 00:47:19,445
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

806
00:47:19,532 --> 00:47:21,273
Doc G, Doc G. Come in, Doc G.

807
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,840
Boop, boop, boop, boop!

808
00:47:22,927 --> 00:47:25,755
Hey, Doc G. Copy that.

809
00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:28,367
Hey, uh, can you turn your
walkie to, uh, channel 16?

810
00:47:28,454 --> 00:47:30,543
- Make sure it's on 16.
- Can you just please stop?

811
00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:31,892
Keep your eyes on the road!

812
00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:35,069
We're not 11-year-old
treehouse buddies.

813
00:47:35,156 --> 00:47:36,505
We're not using these.

814
00:47:45,210 --> 00:47:47,952
So... you grew up here.

815
00:47:49,344 --> 00:47:50,693
How was that?

816
00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:51,912
It was fine.

817
00:47:53,044 --> 00:47:56,090
There was this...

818
00:47:56,177 --> 00:47:58,527
this incident, you know,
in the sixth grade.

819
00:48:02,705 --> 00:48:04,882
I mean, I guess I
should tell you,

820
00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:06,666
with our budding
bromance and all.

821
00:48:09,451 --> 00:48:11,540
I started that day pumped.

822
00:48:11,627 --> 00:48:13,847
My dad, my daddy
had just bought me

823
00:48:13,934 --> 00:48:18,243
a new pair of MC Hammer pants...

824
00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:20,027
for the school talent show.

825
00:48:20,114 --> 00:48:22,203
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, man.

826
00:48:22,290 --> 00:48:23,702
And I was in the
middle of a performance

827
00:48:23,726 --> 00:48:25,511
of "Can't Touch This."

828
00:48:25,598 --> 00:48:27,034
I mean the whole
school was there.

829
00:48:27,121 --> 00:48:28,253
The whole town.

830
00:48:28,340 --> 00:48:30,603
And sitting right
front and center...

831
00:48:30,690 --> 00:48:33,432
Ooh. Oh, the love of my life.

832
00:48:34,259 --> 00:48:35,782
Gina Del Vecchio.

833
00:48:37,653 --> 00:48:39,307
Yeah, man.

834
00:48:39,394 --> 00:48:41,962
I had that crowd eating
out of the palm of my hand.

835
00:48:42,049 --> 00:48:44,617
I was too legit to quit.

836
00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:48,577
Oh, man!

837
00:48:53,365 --> 00:48:54,496
And then I got to...

838
00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:58,109
"Stop, hammer time."

839
00:48:58,892 --> 00:49:00,720
Mm.

840
00:49:00,807 --> 00:49:02,809
Dusty Peters pulled
my MC Hammer pants

841
00:49:02,896 --> 00:49:04,724
and my tighty-whities
down to my ankles...

842
00:49:07,553 --> 00:49:08,713
in front of the whole school.

843
00:49:09,816 --> 00:49:12,036
And Gina Del Vecchio.

844
00:49:14,690 --> 00:49:17,519
Well, in a fit of irony...

845
00:49:20,696 --> 00:49:22,307
it definitely
wasn't hammer time.

846
00:49:24,265 --> 00:49:26,789
My little underdeveloped
sixth-grade baby dick

847
00:49:26,876 --> 00:49:28,574
just sitting on my
nuts like an acorn.

848
00:49:32,012 --> 00:49:34,972
After that, everyone started
calling me Dinky Dick Denny.

849
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:42,239
That's...

850
00:49:43,110 --> 00:49:44,110
horrible.

851
00:49:44,894 --> 00:49:45,895
I'm sorry.

852
00:49:51,466 --> 00:49:54,382
Yeah. Well, that nickname
followed me my whole life.

853
00:49:56,515 --> 00:49:59,300
And Dusty Peters married
Gina Del Vecchio.

854
00:50:02,782 --> 00:50:06,873
Man, you think it was my dream
to be security at Dino World?

855
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,353
Well, I love Dino World.

856
00:50:10,268 --> 00:50:12,835
But I wanted to be a sheriff.

857
00:50:12,922 --> 00:50:14,837
That nickname
fucked that up too.

858
00:50:20,104 --> 00:50:21,670
I can relate.

859
00:50:21,757 --> 00:50:24,369
Not about the small
dick stuff, but...

860
00:50:31,463 --> 00:50:32,768
It's grown a little bit.

861
00:50:34,205 --> 00:50:35,205
Oh.

862
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,167
All right, we could be close.

863
00:50:41,864 --> 00:50:43,170
Amber does live up here.

864
00:50:43,257 --> 00:50:46,043
Oh, yeah? Gina lives
two streets over.

865
00:50:46,130 --> 00:50:48,958
You know the big house
with the stone front?

866
00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,846
Her bedroom's the second
window from the left.

867
00:50:52,745 --> 00:50:54,007
Or so I've heard.

868
00:50:55,835 --> 00:50:57,275
Wait a minute. What
the hell is that?

869
00:50:58,751 --> 00:50:59,752
Stop!

870
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,200
Look at this.

871
00:51:14,897 --> 00:51:15,985
Eerie.

872
00:51:20,990 --> 00:51:23,080
What the hell kind
of critter is that?

873
00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:27,562
It's a hairball.

874
00:51:30,696 --> 00:51:34,743
My guess is... it just ate
an old lady and her cats.

875
00:51:46,625 --> 00:51:48,757
What is it, Doc?

876
00:51:48,844 --> 00:51:50,977
It's what's left of an
old lady and her cats.

877
00:51:51,064 --> 00:51:53,066
Jeez, man!

878
00:51:53,153 --> 00:51:54,981
Does this thing know no bounds?

879
00:51:55,068 --> 00:51:57,636
First, it kills my dog.
Then a... then a kid,

880
00:51:57,723 --> 00:52:00,204
and then a sweet old
lady and her cats?

881
00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:01,292
I mean, what's next?

882
00:52:02,423 --> 00:52:03,859
A freaking handicap?

883
00:52:23,575 --> 00:52:24,576
Uh-oh.

884
00:52:25,794 --> 00:52:27,144
- <i>Grimley.</i>
- Yeah, Sheriff.

885
00:52:27,231 --> 00:52:28,797
This is Grant Walker.

886
00:52:28,884 --> 00:52:30,277
The raptor I told you about?

887
00:52:31,496 --> 00:52:33,150
Just ripped someone's head off!

888
00:52:33,237 --> 00:52:35,195
Listen, you crazy bastard,

889
00:52:35,282 --> 00:52:37,371
you call here and
harass this station

890
00:52:37,458 --> 00:52:40,200
with any more of
your dino doo-doo

891
00:52:40,287 --> 00:52:43,029
and I'll throw you and
your dinky dick pal

892
00:52:43,116 --> 00:52:46,163
<i>in jail! You got it?</i>

893
00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:48,382
- <i>Hello?</i>
- Fuck those guys.

894
00:52:48,469 --> 00:52:50,123
There's new sheriffs in town.

895
00:52:52,647 --> 00:52:54,171
Oh, man, that could
have been cool!

896
00:53:03,397 --> 00:53:05,530
Hannah, I'm taking a
bath. Are you good?

897
00:53:05,617 --> 00:53:06,748
Yeah.

898
00:54:00,454 --> 00:54:01,454
Hannah?

899
00:54:03,283 --> 00:54:04,893
Hannah, were you in here?

900
00:54:04,980 --> 00:54:05,981
No.

901
00:55:11,046 --> 00:55:12,309
Hey!

902
00:56:16,503 --> 00:56:17,503
Amber!

903
00:56:30,169 --> 00:56:31,213
Amber!

904
00:56:32,693 --> 00:56:33,694
Where are you?

905
00:56:38,743 --> 00:56:39,831
Amber?

906
00:56:46,751 --> 00:56:50,798
- Here, boy!
- Stop that.

907
00:57:00,242 --> 00:57:01,330
It's upstairs.

908
00:57:07,772 --> 00:57:09,382
What the shit?

909
00:57:11,776 --> 00:57:13,299
Where is he?

910
00:57:15,083 --> 00:57:17,346
- Denny! Shoot it!
- What? Shoot what?

911
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:18,826
I can't see shit!

912
00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:32,840
Fucker.

913
00:57:43,372 --> 00:57:44,461
Look out!

914
00:57:45,113 --> 00:57:46,463
What is this?!

915
00:58:14,752 --> 00:58:15,796
What is this?

916
00:58:19,147 --> 00:58:21,193
Ow! Ah!

917
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:24,326
If it bleeds, we can kill it.

918
00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:26,807
- That's from <i>Predator.</i>
- Yeah, I remember.

919
00:58:26,894 --> 00:58:27,982
Oh, Grant!

920
00:58:28,069 --> 00:58:30,594
Amber, your arm. Are you okay?

921
00:58:30,681 --> 00:58:32,441
I saw it. And I'm so sorry
I didn't believe you.

922
00:58:32,465 --> 00:58:34,032
Wait, wait, wait. You saw it?

923
00:58:34,119 --> 00:58:36,121
I-I think so. It all
happened so fast.

924
00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:38,273
- It attacked me and then...
- It's like a fucking chameleon!

925
00:58:38,297 --> 00:58:39,516
I couldn't see shit!

926
00:58:39,603 --> 00:58:41,474
Was that really a raptor?

927
00:58:41,561 --> 00:58:42,606
Yes.

928
00:58:44,259 --> 00:58:45,783
An invisible raptor.

929
00:58:46,435 --> 00:58:48,176
Holy shit!

930
00:58:48,263 --> 00:58:50,527
Amber, I need you to go
as far away from here

931
00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:52,572
- as you can.
- Uh... Okay. Uh...

932
00:58:52,659 --> 00:58:54,419
- There's a car a-a minute away.
- Okay, okay.

933
00:58:54,443 --> 00:58:55,706
Hannah, go get your things!

934
00:58:55,793 --> 00:58:57,751
How are we gonna stop
this thing, Doc G?

935
00:58:57,838 --> 00:59:00,362
I don't know, Denny, but
we haven't much time.

936
00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:05,019
- That was fast.
- Rideshare for Amber!

937
00:59:05,106 --> 00:59:06,543
Hannah, hurry up!

938
00:59:07,935 --> 00:59:09,154
Jesus, that kid.

939
00:59:09,241 --> 00:59:10,242
Come on!

940
00:59:15,116 --> 00:59:17,436
Grant, I should stay with you
and help you stop this thing.

941
00:59:17,466 --> 00:59:20,165
No, Amber, you go and be
safe with our daughter.

942
00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:23,516
"Our" daughter? You think...

943
00:59:23,603 --> 00:59:24,909
No, she's not even my daughter.

944
00:59:24,996 --> 00:59:26,876
No, she's my ex-husband's
from a previous thing.

945
00:59:30,479 --> 00:59:32,786
Oh, thank God.

946
00:59:32,873 --> 00:59:36,094
Oh, I was trying to
be cool with that.

947
00:59:36,181 --> 00:59:38,270
Oh, but you know, that
was gonna bother me.

948
00:59:38,357 --> 00:59:39,488
I have to be honest.

949
00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:41,136
That's why I even
hesitated to call you.

950
00:59:41,969 --> 00:59:43,797
I'm sorry. No offense, Hailey.

951
00:59:43,884 --> 00:59:45,625
It's Hannah.

952
00:59:45,712 --> 00:59:48,367
- It doesn't matter.
- I'm staying with you.

953
00:59:49,803 --> 00:59:51,022
Aw.

954
00:59:59,683 --> 01:00:01,225
Before y'all start making
whoopee in front of me,

955
01:00:01,249 --> 01:00:03,077
I think you should
divert your attention

956
01:00:03,164 --> 01:00:04,524
to the little ninja
man watching us

957
01:00:04,557 --> 01:00:06,167
from behind that
tree over there.

958
01:00:06,254 --> 01:00:08,082
I see you, motherfucker!

959
01:00:09,214 --> 01:00:10,432
Oh, he's got wheels!

960
01:00:10,998 --> 01:00:11,999
Let's go.

961
01:00:13,435 --> 01:00:14,567
Surprise!

962
01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:20,399
Who the hell are you?

963
01:00:20,486 --> 01:00:22,836
And why are you watching us?

964
01:00:22,923 --> 01:00:24,533
Why... why you watching us?

965
01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:27,275
You wouldn't be out here
looking for... Oh, I don't know,

966
01:00:27,362 --> 01:00:29,408
an invisible fucking
raptor, now would you?

967
01:00:29,495 --> 01:00:30,777
Shut up! Shut up!
Everybody get in the van

968
01:00:30,801 --> 01:00:32,367
before we all get killed.

969
01:00:41,246 --> 01:00:43,161
What do you know about
the invisible raptor?

970
01:00:43,248 --> 01:00:45,337
How do you know about
the invisible raptor?

971
01:00:45,424 --> 01:00:49,384
Because we know it exists.
And it's killing people.

972
01:00:49,471 --> 01:00:51,082
But I have a feeling
you know a lot more.

973
01:00:51,169 --> 01:00:52,561
Explain this.

974
01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,041
Hey, that's classified
information.

975
01:00:54,128 --> 01:00:56,087
Well, how about we
declassify that shit?

976
01:00:57,349 --> 01:00:59,133
Okay. Okay. Okay.

977
01:01:01,092 --> 01:01:02,659
Raptor Weaponization.

978
01:01:03,311 --> 01:01:04,617
Invisibility?

979
01:01:04,704 --> 01:01:06,619
Wait a minute.

980
01:01:06,706 --> 01:01:09,970
Tyler Corp? As in
Dr. Steven Tyler?

981
01:01:10,057 --> 01:01:11,798
What's Aerosmith
got to do with this?

982
01:01:14,322 --> 01:01:15,759
You start talking.

983
01:01:15,846 --> 01:01:18,631
My friend here has an
itchy trigger finger.

984
01:01:18,718 --> 01:01:20,241
Yeah, I got a lot
of itchy things.

985
01:01:20,328 --> 01:01:21,547
Okay. Okay. Okay.

986
01:01:21,634 --> 01:01:23,680
I work for Dr. Tyler
at Tyler Corp.

987
01:01:23,767 --> 01:01:26,204
And yes, the invisible raptor
is ours and it escaped.

988
01:01:26,291 --> 01:01:29,076
Now I suggest you let me
go, so I can go get it back.

989
01:01:29,163 --> 01:01:32,297
Wait, wait. Dr. Tyler
created raptors?

990
01:01:32,384 --> 01:01:34,342
A raptor, yes.

991
01:01:34,429 --> 01:01:35,561
How?

992
01:01:35,648 --> 01:01:38,346
Uh. Did you see <i>Jurassic Park?</i>

993
01:01:39,347 --> 01:01:41,654
- Yes.
- We did that.

994
01:01:41,741 --> 01:01:43,787
But how did you
make it invisible?

995
01:01:43,874 --> 01:01:45,808
- Did you see <i>The Invisible Man</i>?
- Whoa, wait, stop!

996
01:01:45,832 --> 01:01:47,268
Don't say anything.
I hate spoilers.

997
01:01:47,355 --> 01:01:49,227
It's a remake of an
old film! I just...

998
01:01:49,314 --> 01:01:51,359
All right, all right.
Two more questions.

999
01:01:51,446 --> 01:01:53,231
What happens if we get it wet?

1000
01:01:53,318 --> 01:01:55,015
Or feed it after midnight?

1001
01:01:57,975 --> 01:02:01,065
Nothing? Nothing happens.

1002
01:02:02,153 --> 01:02:04,372
All right, just checking.
We know all we need to know.

1003
01:02:04,459 --> 01:02:05,809
We-We don't have time for this.

1004
01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:07,336
I have to get Chance
back to the lab.

1005
01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:09,029
He's a very expensive asset.

1006
01:02:09,116 --> 01:02:11,031
You named it Chance?

1007
01:02:11,118 --> 01:02:12,772
Yeah. Chance the Raptor.

1008
01:02:12,859 --> 01:02:15,732
You know what? Fuck
Chance the Raptor.

1009
01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:18,038
And fuck Tyler the Creator!

1010
01:02:18,125 --> 01:02:20,127
You know what,
fuck Aerosmith too!

1011
01:02:20,214 --> 01:02:23,870
If you think we're taking this
abomination back, dream on.

1012
01:02:23,957 --> 01:02:25,350
You're crazy!

1013
01:02:25,437 --> 01:02:27,154
Hey, look, I just... I got
to get him back to the lab

1014
01:02:27,178 --> 01:02:29,397
before they know he's gone
or I'm gonna lose my job.

1015
01:02:29,484 --> 01:02:31,922
They-They don't know he's gone?

1016
01:02:32,009 --> 01:02:34,098
No. He's invisible.

1017
01:02:36,883 --> 01:02:39,625
<i>Access granted:
Gordon Crawford.</i>

1018
01:02:39,712 --> 01:02:40,757
<i>Later, Willie!</i>

1019
01:02:45,413 --> 01:02:47,894
Did you <i>Weekend at
Bernie's</i> that man?

1020
01:02:50,070 --> 01:02:52,769
I was going for more of
a <i>Ferris Bueller</i> but...

1021
01:02:52,856 --> 01:02:54,553
You're insane.

1022
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,991
Your experiment has gone rogue.

1023
01:02:58,078 --> 01:02:59,360
We're not bringing
this back to your lab

1024
01:02:59,384 --> 01:03:01,168
so Tyler can have his weapon.

1025
01:03:01,255 --> 01:03:04,128
What part of "people
are dying out there"

1026
01:03:04,215 --> 01:03:05,477
do you not understand?

1027
01:03:05,564 --> 01:03:07,784
He's not just an
experiment to me.

1028
01:03:07,871 --> 01:03:09,698
No, I-I raised him.

1029
01:03:10,830 --> 01:03:12,440
His first birthday.

1030
01:03:14,747 --> 01:03:16,444
I raised him better
than my own son.

1031
01:03:16,531 --> 01:03:19,012
He's in a little suit phase.

1032
01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:20,361
You know what, mister.

1033
01:03:20,448 --> 01:03:21,841
I'd feel sorry for you

1034
01:03:21,928 --> 01:03:25,149
if your pet hadn't just
eaten my best friend.

1035
01:03:25,932 --> 01:03:27,238
But he did.

1036
01:03:27,325 --> 01:03:30,415
And he made doo-doo
and hairballs

1037
01:03:30,502 --> 01:03:32,765
out of old ladies
and little kids.

1038
01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:36,508
So, enough of this bullshit.

1039
01:03:38,423 --> 01:03:39,792
Take it out. Take
it out. Take it out.

1040
01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:42,122
I'll take this out
on one condition.

1041
01:03:42,209 --> 01:03:44,124
You're gonna use your
<i>Star Trek</i> shit here

1042
01:03:44,211 --> 01:03:45,996
to help us kill it.

1043
01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:47,388
- Catch it.
- Catch it.

1044
01:03:47,475 --> 01:03:48,955
Okay. Okay. I'll
help you get it.

1045
01:03:49,042 --> 01:03:50,957
Jesus. Just take it out.

1046
01:04:01,707 --> 01:04:03,100
Maybe I should have the tranq.

1047
01:04:03,187 --> 01:04:06,364
Stop! Can't touch this!
That tranq is strong enough

1048
01:04:06,451 --> 01:04:07,776
to put an elephant
down for 24 hours.

1049
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:09,671
You don't want it going off.

1050
01:04:09,758 --> 01:04:13,762
This is all very sensitive
and expensive equipment.

1051
01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:16,243
Now this guy uses
thermal imaging

1052
01:04:16,330 --> 01:04:17,612
and it's the only thing
we can use to track

1053
01:04:17,636 --> 01:04:18,680
his whereabouts.

1054
01:04:18,767 --> 01:04:20,769
And I only have one pair.

1055
01:04:23,294 --> 01:04:25,078
Oh! He's here. He's here.

1056
01:04:26,123 --> 01:04:28,386
Hey, Chance. Hey, buddy.

1057
01:04:28,473 --> 01:04:32,042
There you are. Easy.

1058
01:04:32,129 --> 01:04:35,045
- What is he doing?
- Okay, easy.

1059
01:04:35,828 --> 01:04:37,830
Chance, sit.

1060
01:04:37,917 --> 01:04:40,311
Hey, maybe I have a
milk bone for you.

1061
01:04:40,398 --> 01:04:42,443
Yeah? But you got to sit.

1062
01:04:42,530 --> 01:04:44,489
Can you sit for me? Chance?

1063
01:04:45,707 --> 01:04:47,622
Easy, easy.

1064
01:04:48,667 --> 01:04:50,843
Chance. Sit!

1065
01:04:52,018 --> 01:04:53,672
Slow.

1066
01:04:53,759 --> 01:04:55,761
Good boy.

1067
01:04:55,848 --> 01:04:57,763
All right, let's get you home.

1068
01:05:17,522 --> 01:05:19,524
There you are.

1069
01:05:22,005 --> 01:05:24,442
He's choking on the ninja
man's expensive gear!

1070
01:05:30,143 --> 01:05:31,536
Denny, what's your plan?

1071
01:05:31,623 --> 01:05:34,669
Saw this in a little
movie called <i>Jaws.</i>

1072
01:05:43,809 --> 01:05:45,767
Jeez. How fast
are those things?

1073
01:05:45,854 --> 01:05:48,422
40 miles an hour. Jinx.

1074
01:05:48,509 --> 01:05:49,902
You owe me a soda.

1075
01:05:53,645 --> 01:05:54,733
Where's it going?

1076
01:06:08,225 --> 01:06:10,053
You better make this shot, dude.

1077
01:06:10,923 --> 01:06:13,230
Dude, your sister
is hot as fuck.

1078
01:06:13,317 --> 01:06:14,579
Super hot.

1079
01:06:14,666 --> 01:06:16,320
It sounds like that
party's fucking lame.

1080
01:06:17,799 --> 01:06:18,975
Come on, man. Just smoke it.

1081
01:06:19,062 --> 01:06:21,325
Nothing bad will happen.

1082
01:06:21,412 --> 01:06:22,674
<i>Yeah. Thanks for holding.</i>

1083
01:06:22,761 --> 01:06:24,458
<i>The store manager will
be with you shortly.</i>

1084
01:06:24,545 --> 01:06:27,809
I have been holding for
an hour and 17 minutes

1085
01:06:27,896 --> 01:06:30,116
to speak to a goddamn manager!

1086
01:06:30,203 --> 01:06:31,639
<i>Ma'am, you need to calm down.</i>

1087
01:06:31,726 --> 01:06:34,033
<i>I said the store manager's
gonna be with you shortly.</i>

1088
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,949
Another goddamn hour? I...

1089
01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:41,954
Fuck!

1090
01:06:43,956 --> 01:06:46,263
Party! Turn that
shit up, dude!

1091
01:06:46,350 --> 01:06:48,874
Whoo!

1092
01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:58,188
Sheriff Grimley.

1093
01:06:58,275 --> 01:07:02,018
Sheriff, there are a bunch of
millennials having a party.

1094
01:07:02,105 --> 01:07:07,110
Oh, Karen! How did you
get this extension?

1095
01:07:07,197 --> 01:07:09,329
There's nothing illegal
about having a party.

1096
01:07:09,416 --> 01:07:12,419
They're making a lot of noise.
They're disturbing the peace

1097
01:07:12,506 --> 01:07:13,594
<i>and it is late.</i>

1098
01:07:13,681 --> 01:07:16,815
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday.

1099
01:07:16,902 --> 01:07:18,991
Just send somebody over here!

1100
01:07:21,733 --> 01:07:25,650
Well, better check it out.
Got nothing better to do.

1101
01:07:25,737 --> 01:07:27,739
Hey, ding-dong.

1102
01:07:27,826 --> 01:07:29,393
Hey, ding-dong!

1103
01:07:30,524 --> 01:07:31,699
Let's go!

1104
01:07:43,624 --> 01:07:45,061
What the hell is this?

1105
01:07:46,714 --> 01:07:48,760
Damn kids.

1106
01:07:57,464 --> 01:07:58,920
<i>Yeah, this is the
manager, Rudy, speaking.</i>

1107
01:07:58,944 --> 01:08:01,294
<i>How may I help you? Ma'am?</i>

1108
01:08:02,687 --> 01:08:04,602
<i>You called about the
air fryer? Again?</i>

1109
01:08:06,256 --> 01:08:09,259
<i>Uh. Yeah, the good news is
you had the protection plan,</i>

1110
01:08:09,346 --> 01:08:11,174
<i>so it's not gonna cost
you an arm and a leg.</i>

1111
01:08:11,261 --> 01:08:13,698
<i>The bad news is, uh...</i>

1112
01:08:13,785 --> 01:08:16,266
<i>Are you there? Ma'am?</i>

1113
01:08:16,353 --> 01:08:18,073
<i>Uh, can you get closer
to the phone, please?</i>

1114
01:08:19,965 --> 01:08:23,055
<i>Okay. I guess you're
definitely still there.</i>

1115
01:08:23,142 --> 01:08:25,362
<i>So, like I was saying,
if you just, uh...</i>

1116
01:08:25,449 --> 01:08:26,798
It's tearing me apart!

1117
01:08:26,885 --> 01:08:28,495
<i>Okay. Yeah, you're
overreacting</i>

1118
01:08:28,582 --> 01:08:30,497
<i>because it's just an air fryer.</i>

1119
01:08:30,584 --> 01:08:32,369
It's killing me!

1120
01:08:39,419 --> 01:08:41,726
No matter what happens,
we have to stick together.

1121
01:08:41,813 --> 01:08:44,207
Raptors are known to pick
off the sick and the weak.

1122
01:08:44,294 --> 01:08:45,599
And eat stragglers.

1123
01:08:45,686 --> 01:08:46,774
Where's Denny?

1124
01:08:48,298 --> 01:08:49,821
Denny, what are you doing?

1125
01:08:49,908 --> 01:08:53,738
I'm fucking with his heat vision
He won't be able to see us!

1126
01:08:53,825 --> 01:08:55,000
Like in <i>Predator.</i>

1127
01:08:55,087 --> 01:08:58,308
You want some mud?
Here, I've got some mud.

1128
01:08:58,395 --> 01:09:01,006
The thermal imaging was
just for us to see it.

1129
01:09:01,093 --> 01:09:02,747
Raptors don't have heat vision.

1130
01:09:02,834 --> 01:09:04,270
Now you're just muddy.

1131
01:09:04,357 --> 01:09:06,229
Well, raptors may not,

1132
01:09:06,316 --> 01:09:09,145
but we don't know how
invisible raptors see us.

1133
01:09:10,668 --> 01:09:11,799
He's got a point.

1134
01:09:13,236 --> 01:09:14,672
Just come on. Stay close.

1135
01:09:20,591 --> 01:09:23,594
All right!

1136
01:09:23,681 --> 01:09:26,205
Oh, jeez. Will you
put on your badge?

1137
01:09:26,292 --> 01:09:28,773
We're in public. We got
to look respectable.

1138
01:09:28,860 --> 01:09:30,601
No one has to wear
'em at the station.

1139
01:09:34,735 --> 01:09:36,563
Hey, can I ask you a question?

1140
01:09:40,045 --> 01:09:41,829
Are you living your dream?

1141
01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:44,441
What?

1142
01:09:44,528 --> 01:09:46,138
Like, when you
were a little boy?

1143
01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:49,228
Is this what you
dreamt of doing?

1144
01:09:55,669 --> 01:09:57,497
Do you mind if I share
my dream with you?

1145
01:09:58,106 --> 01:09:59,107
No.

1146
01:10:01,458 --> 01:10:04,112
I got a real passion
for electronic music.

1147
01:10:06,114 --> 01:10:07,681
Have you ever been to Berlin?

1148
01:10:07,768 --> 01:10:10,989
- I can't say that I have.
- Oh, you're really missing out.

1149
01:10:11,076 --> 01:10:14,210
The EDM scene there
is like no other.

1150
01:10:14,297 --> 01:10:15,994
And if you ever
get a chance to go,

1151
01:10:16,081 --> 01:10:17,778
you got to try to get into...

1152
01:10:17,865 --> 01:10:19,389
Berghain.

1153
01:10:19,476 --> 01:10:22,827
Oh, well I'll be sure
to make a point of that

1154
01:10:22,914 --> 01:10:24,785
in my "don't give
a shit" planner.

1155
01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:28,354
- I just finished my demo.
- Hmm.

1156
01:10:28,441 --> 01:10:30,051
I think people are
really gonna like it.

1157
01:10:30,138 --> 01:10:31,464
I wouldn't jump to
any conclusions.

1158
01:10:31,488 --> 01:10:33,968
Oh. You just give
it a listen, okay?

1159
01:10:34,055 --> 01:10:35,622
- And be honest with me, okay?
- Uh.

1160
01:10:35,709 --> 01:10:37,102
You're not gonna
hurt my feelings.

1161
01:10:43,717 --> 01:10:44,805
Oh!

1162
01:10:46,372 --> 01:10:47,721
Sounds even better in a car.

1163
01:10:49,375 --> 01:10:51,682
Oh, get lost in it. Oh.

1164
01:10:58,993 --> 01:11:00,691
What do you think?

1165
01:11:00,778 --> 01:11:02,736
Well, I'll be perfectly
honest with you.

1166
01:11:02,823 --> 01:11:04,521
- Yeah.
- I wouldn't be caught dead

1167
01:11:04,608 --> 01:11:06,262
listening to this crap.

1168
01:11:07,698 --> 01:11:10,701
We'll head on over
there after ten.

1169
01:11:10,788 --> 01:11:14,270
The, uh, noise ordinance
isn't in effect until then.

1170
01:11:15,053 --> 01:11:16,272
Okay.

1171
01:11:25,019 --> 01:11:26,194
What was that?

1172
01:11:27,587 --> 01:11:28,893
Wasn't that

1173
01:11:28,980 --> 01:11:31,025
some more of your
bullshit music?

1174
01:11:31,112 --> 01:11:32,897
- No.
- Oh, gee.

1175
01:11:35,769 --> 01:11:36,901
There it is again.

1176
01:11:38,772 --> 01:11:41,122
Hey, make yourself useful.

1177
01:11:41,209 --> 01:11:45,431
Ichabod Crane's nemesis.
The "blank" Horseman.

1178
01:11:45,518 --> 01:11:47,912
Scarlet Horseman?

1179
01:11:47,999 --> 01:11:49,566
- Yellow Horseman?
- Yeah.

1180
01:11:49,653 --> 01:11:51,176
- Spotted Horseman?
- Ah...

1181
01:12:28,169 --> 01:12:32,304
Hey, man, close the door.
We're hotboxing in here.

1182
01:12:36,308 --> 01:12:38,223
Happy birthday, I guess.

1183
01:12:41,531 --> 01:12:43,794
What was that?
Did you just fart?

1184
01:12:45,448 --> 01:12:47,363
Uh-oh, something
bad's about to happen.

1185
01:13:03,248 --> 01:13:06,469
Somebody let me
in! Open the door!

1186
01:13:13,780 --> 01:13:16,304
Look who showed up.

1187
01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:19,395
Well, Sheriff, I'd hate
to say that I told...

1188
01:13:21,962 --> 01:13:24,095
- What is it?
- Oh!

1189
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:27,925
Oh!

1190
01:13:29,579 --> 01:13:32,408
Oh... Do you think
I should reapply?

1191
01:13:33,713 --> 01:13:35,236
It's probably a good
time to reapply.

1192
01:13:50,948 --> 01:13:54,081
Hey you! Let's kick it!

1193
01:14:32,772 --> 01:14:34,470
Let's go!

1194
01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:38,256
Shush! -

1195
01:14:39,170 --> 01:14:41,955
C'mon, man. This is game.

1196
01:14:47,134 --> 01:14:48,353
Holy shit!

1197
01:15:04,978 --> 01:15:05,979
Look for the balloon.

1198
01:15:10,941 --> 01:15:12,464
This is clear. The
hallway's clear.

1199
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:27,131
White Claw. This Gen Z shit.

1200
01:15:27,218 --> 01:15:29,525
Help me. Help me, please.

1201
01:15:29,612 --> 01:15:31,439
Something's grabbed my leg.

1202
01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:33,007
There it is. There
it is. There it is.

1203
01:15:33,659 --> 01:15:35,139
Party's over, pal.

1204
01:15:36,706 --> 01:15:38,626
Shit, that's my last arrow,
Dr. G., You got this?

1205
01:15:39,796 --> 01:15:41,232
Where is it?

1206
01:15:41,885 --> 01:15:43,147
Toilet paper!

1207
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,394
- It worked!
- Is it dead?

1208
01:16:17,050 --> 01:16:19,792
- I think it's just sleeping.
- Sleeping?

1209
01:16:24,449 --> 01:16:26,233
How long will that
tranquilizer last?

1210
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:27,495
Hopefully long enough.

1211
01:16:32,065 --> 01:16:33,065
Can you believe it?

1212
01:16:35,678 --> 01:16:38,332
I've dreamt about this
since I was a kid.

1213
01:16:38,419 --> 01:16:39,856
I just wish we could see it.

1214
01:16:58,483 --> 01:17:01,225
Ha! Feathers. I knew it.

1215
01:17:32,212 --> 01:17:33,213
It's living.

1216
01:17:34,345 --> 01:17:35,651
It's breathing.

1217
01:17:37,827 --> 01:17:39,393
I can hear its heartbeat.

1218
01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:46,879
It's time to meet
the Flintstones!

1219
01:17:46,966 --> 01:17:48,248
No, no, Denny!
What are you doing?

1220
01:17:48,272 --> 01:17:50,491
I'm gonna smash his
head in with this rock.

1221
01:17:50,578 --> 01:17:51,938
Where's his head?
Where's his head?

1222
01:17:51,971 --> 01:17:53,669
Denny, we can't.

1223
01:17:53,756 --> 01:17:55,540
What do you mean "we can't"?

1224
01:17:55,627 --> 01:17:57,977
This thing just
massacred a party!

1225
01:17:58,064 --> 01:18:00,110
And by God, we're
avenging Mr. Beagle.

1226
01:18:00,197 --> 01:18:03,374
We have it sedated, for now.

1227
01:18:03,461 --> 01:18:06,769
This is the greatest
scientific discovery ever.

1228
01:18:06,856 --> 01:18:07,987
We can't destroy it.

1229
01:18:09,336 --> 01:18:11,295
We have to find
a secure facility

1230
01:18:11,382 --> 01:18:12,513
and lock it up somehow.

1231
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,690
- And where would that be?
- I don't know.

1232
01:18:24,874 --> 01:18:26,353
- Jail cell.
- Jail cell.

1233
01:18:29,530 --> 01:18:31,445
Denny, please.

1234
01:18:33,970 --> 01:18:36,059
All right, fine.

1235
01:18:36,146 --> 01:18:37,776
But I still think it's
a pretty stupid idea

1236
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:39,323
coming from a doctor's brain.

1237
01:18:46,634 --> 01:18:47,810
- Fucker!
- Stop.

1238
01:18:48,506 --> 01:18:49,637
All right, fine!

1239
01:18:51,074 --> 01:18:53,032
I'll get the car, you fuckers.

1240
01:18:55,513 --> 01:18:58,646
Grant, are you sure about this?

1241
01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:00,300
It's just doing what it does.

1242
01:19:01,824 --> 01:19:03,826
It's an apex predator
that's suppressed

1243
01:19:03,913 --> 01:19:07,046
65 million years
of gut instinct.

1244
01:19:07,133 --> 01:19:09,135
It's just surviving.

1245
01:19:09,222 --> 01:19:11,094
It's just eating and fucking.

1246
01:19:11,181 --> 01:19:15,141
And at the end of the day,
isn't that what we all want?

1247
01:19:17,230 --> 01:19:19,711
I mean, I love eating
and fucking too,

1248
01:19:19,798 --> 01:19:22,583
but I don't want to see
dead people everywhere.

1249
01:19:23,367 --> 01:19:25,108
If we destroy this,

1250
01:19:25,195 --> 01:19:27,719
we're eliminating
an entire species...

1251
01:19:29,242 --> 01:19:30,809
again.

1252
01:19:30,896 --> 01:19:33,246
I can't morally be
the second meteor.

1253
01:19:36,249 --> 01:19:37,990
Hey, good news!

1254
01:19:38,077 --> 01:19:40,906
I got the ratchet straps
from my Christmas tree.

1255
01:19:40,993 --> 01:19:43,561
Yeah. All right, let's
get 'em on the roof. Okay.

1256
01:19:45,302 --> 01:19:47,913
- One... Two...
- Wait, wait, wait.

1257
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:50,611
- All right. Okay.
- Three!

1258
01:19:52,831 --> 01:19:54,485
Okay. He's heavy.

1259
01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,009
Okay.

1260
01:19:57,096 --> 01:19:59,098
Oh, his feathers
are tickling me.

1261
01:19:59,185 --> 01:20:01,013
Come back.

1262
01:20:01,100 --> 01:20:02,319
Okay. Okay. Easy.

1263
01:20:02,406 --> 01:20:03,407
Don't drop it.

1264
01:20:06,192 --> 01:20:08,847
Okay. Okay. I got it. I got it.

1265
01:20:10,718 --> 01:20:14,200
Okay. Okay. Back up.

1266
01:20:14,287 --> 01:20:15,593
- Lift!
- Amber, get under.

1267
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:17,508
- Set...
- I don't have him!

1268
01:20:17,595 --> 01:20:18,770
Go!

1269
01:20:33,132 --> 01:20:34,351
Is that my blue pen?

1270
01:20:34,438 --> 01:20:36,266
Yeah.

1271
01:20:36,353 --> 01:20:38,137
- Keep it.
- You know what, Amber?

1272
01:20:38,224 --> 01:20:39,680
You got yourself a
good boyfriend there.

1273
01:20:39,704 --> 01:20:41,184
Oh, well, he's not my...

1274
01:20:41,271 --> 01:20:43,031
I mean, we've only been best
friends for like six hours,

1275
01:20:43,055 --> 01:20:45,318
but I can tell we're in
it for the long haul.

1276
01:20:45,405 --> 01:20:48,800
And you're coming with Amber.
I'm a good judge of character.

1277
01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:51,107
The three amigos.

1278
01:20:51,194 --> 01:20:52,630
Granted.

1279
01:20:52,717 --> 01:20:54,501
Doc G and I are gonna
need a few guy nights.

1280
01:20:54,588 --> 01:20:56,939
You know, a little
time at the dude ranch.

1281
01:20:57,026 --> 01:20:58,418
But you understand.

1282
01:20:58,505 --> 01:21:00,594
Of course.

1283
01:21:00,681 --> 01:21:02,248
Oh, when are your birthdays?

1284
01:21:02,335 --> 01:21:03,641
Um, I'm in July.

1285
01:21:03,728 --> 01:21:05,208
I'm in July!

1286
01:21:05,295 --> 01:21:07,775
We should do, like,
a joint party.

1287
01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:10,039
Okay.

1288
01:21:10,126 --> 01:21:12,258
We got another
Cancer up in here.

1289
01:21:12,345 --> 01:21:13,956
What about you, Doc
G, when's yours?

1290
01:21:14,043 --> 01:21:15,044
I'm in May.

1291
01:21:15,131 --> 01:21:16,567
19th.

1292
01:21:16,654 --> 01:21:18,699
He's a Taurus.

1293
01:21:18,786 --> 01:21:20,788
All this shit ain't
gonna take itself out!

1294
01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:23,704
Guess I'll do it myself, Gina.

1295
01:21:26,185 --> 01:21:27,230
What is it?

1296
01:21:29,058 --> 01:21:30,102
You fucker!

1297
01:21:31,234 --> 01:21:32,452
What are you doing?

1298
01:21:32,539 --> 01:21:33,758
Hey, motherfucker!

1299
01:21:37,327 --> 01:21:40,460
Deniel? Deniel Dennison?

1300
01:21:40,547 --> 01:21:42,332
Denielson!

1301
01:21:42,419 --> 01:21:44,334
Yeah, you ain't
laughing now, are you?

1302
01:21:44,421 --> 01:21:45,901
What are you talking about?

1303
01:21:45,988 --> 01:21:50,166
You turned me into a
joke in sixth grade!

1304
01:21:50,253 --> 01:21:51,297
What?

1305
01:21:51,384 --> 01:21:53,169
You pulled my Hammer pants down!

1306
01:21:53,256 --> 01:21:55,258
Oh, shit.

1307
01:21:55,345 --> 01:21:56,346
What?

1308
01:21:57,173 --> 01:21:58,261
You don't want to know.

1309
01:21:58,348 --> 01:21:59,827
You made me the laughingstock

1310
01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:00,916
of this whole town.

1311
01:22:01,003 --> 01:22:03,309
Denny, get back in the car!

1312
01:22:04,441 --> 01:22:05,703
There's no handle.

1313
01:22:05,790 --> 01:22:08,053
I just saved this whole
town and your sorry asses

1314
01:22:08,140 --> 01:22:10,926
from a rampaging dinosaur.

1315
01:22:11,013 --> 01:22:12,623
Are-Are you all right, man?

1316
01:22:12,710 --> 01:22:14,059
How's this for all right?

1317
01:22:14,146 --> 01:22:15,234
What's he doing?

1318
01:22:16,714 --> 01:22:18,150
Oh, no!

1319
01:22:18,237 --> 01:22:19,847
What are you doing?

1320
01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:22,111
That's right, bitch.

1321
01:22:22,198 --> 01:22:24,026
I fucking did it with
my new best friends.

1322
01:22:24,113 --> 01:22:26,593
<i>♪ I fucking did it With
my new best friends! ♪</i>

1323
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:28,354
<i>♪ I fucking did it With
my new best friends! ♪</i>

1324
01:22:28,378 --> 01:22:29,988
Denny, get back in the car!

1325
01:22:30,075 --> 01:22:32,773
<i>♪ I fucking, I fucking did
it With my new best... ♪</i>

1326
01:22:32,860 --> 01:22:34,732
It's waking up.

1327
01:22:34,819 --> 01:22:36,560
Denny, we have a problem!

1328
01:22:36,647 --> 01:22:38,954
<i>♪ I fucking did it With
my new best friends! ♪</i>

1329
01:22:39,041 --> 01:22:40,651
It's waking up!

1330
01:22:43,088 --> 01:22:44,524
You know what? You
just suck, man.

1331
01:22:44,611 --> 01:22:47,223
Denny! It can read!

1332
01:22:47,310 --> 01:22:49,877
While you're sitting around
your stupid-ass pajamas,

1333
01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:51,203
living my life with
Gina Del Vecchio,

1334
01:22:51,227 --> 01:22:51,967
with what should
have been my family!

1335
01:22:52,054 --> 01:22:53,403
Denny!

1336
01:22:53,490 --> 01:22:55,685
I was out saving the whole
world from total annihilation,

1337
01:22:55,709 --> 01:22:57,320
like Sarah fucking Connor.

1338
01:22:58,060 --> 01:22:59,539
But with a dick.

1339
01:23:01,411 --> 01:23:02,673
With a dinky dick.

1340
01:23:04,370 --> 01:23:08,374
You'll always be
Dinky Dick Denny.

1341
01:23:13,597 --> 01:23:15,947
Dinky Dick Denny!

1342
01:23:19,733 --> 01:23:21,257
The hood.

1343
01:23:21,344 --> 01:23:23,476
Denny, look out!

1344
01:23:29,308 --> 01:23:30,701
What the hell?

1345
01:23:41,712 --> 01:23:44,280
Gina!

1346
01:23:54,942 --> 01:23:56,770
No, no, no. Give me my leg back!

1347
01:24:00,383 --> 01:24:02,167
Gina, you bitch, get out here!

1348
01:24:05,605 --> 01:24:09,348
Oh, Dinky! Dinky get the
fuck over here and help me!

1349
01:24:16,616 --> 01:24:18,401
Denny, get the fuck over here!

1350
01:24:18,488 --> 01:24:20,838
I got a small dick too!

1351
01:24:46,907 --> 01:24:47,952
My bad.

1352
01:24:49,823 --> 01:24:51,564
Your bad?

1353
01:24:51,651 --> 01:24:54,350
You should've let me smash
his head in with that rock.

1354
01:24:57,440 --> 01:24:59,355
Let me out.

1355
01:24:59,442 --> 01:25:01,052
All right. Jeez.
Hold your horses.

1356
01:25:01,139 --> 01:25:02,793
- Let me out!
- You got to... Here.

1357
01:25:22,204 --> 01:25:23,335
Your bad?

1358
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:26,817
You just let it loose again!

1359
01:25:27,470 --> 01:25:28,775
You...

1360
01:25:29,385 --> 01:25:30,386
muddy,

1361
01:25:31,474 --> 01:25:33,258
redneck

1362
01:25:33,345 --> 01:25:34,346
idiot! -

1363
01:25:34,433 --> 01:25:35,565
Whoa, now, Dr. G.

1364
01:25:35,652 --> 01:25:37,871
That's no way to
talk to a friend.

1365
01:25:42,093 --> 01:25:43,138
Friends?

1366
01:25:46,184 --> 01:25:47,577
We're not friends.

1367
01:25:49,231 --> 01:25:51,494
We're not even work friends.

1368
01:25:52,712 --> 01:25:56,803
This isn't hanging
out, you moron.

1369
01:25:56,890 --> 01:25:59,502
All you had to do was
drive it to the jail.

1370
01:25:59,589 --> 01:26:03,593
Now it is going to
kill more people.

1371
01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:06,683
That man is a stump!

1372
01:26:11,035 --> 01:26:12,708
You're the one that wanted
to let it take a nap

1373
01:26:12,732 --> 01:26:14,560
because of your
scientific discoveries.

1374
01:26:14,647 --> 01:26:15,692
Oh...

1375
01:26:15,779 --> 01:26:17,607
I told you we should
have killed it.

1376
01:26:17,694 --> 01:26:21,306
Now, Dusty Peter's
hot-ass wife is a widow!

1377
01:26:21,393 --> 01:26:24,527
Oh, no. Oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

1378
01:26:25,571 --> 01:26:28,792
This blood is on <i>your</i> hands.

1379
01:26:28,879 --> 01:26:32,274
And you did all this because
someone saw your dick

1380
01:26:32,361 --> 01:26:33,797
in the sixth grade?

1381
01:26:34,537 --> 01:26:35,755
Unbelievable!

1382
01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:39,890
We are doing this ourselves.

1383
01:26:39,977 --> 01:26:42,197
We don't need you anymore.

1384
01:26:45,330 --> 01:26:46,810
I thought we were chums.

1385
01:26:48,638 --> 01:26:51,293
Yeah? Is that what you thought?

1386
01:26:51,380 --> 01:26:55,384
Because guess what?
We're not chums.

1387
01:26:55,471 --> 01:26:57,124
Ah, not Larry Loco!

1388
01:27:01,694 --> 01:27:02,694
Come on, Amber.

1389
01:27:04,784 --> 01:27:06,221
Come on.

1390
01:27:39,515 --> 01:27:41,256
I think you're a
little harsh on Denny.

1391
01:27:43,432 --> 01:27:45,216
Well, he's a big harsh idiot.

1392
01:27:45,303 --> 01:27:48,175
He made a mistake, yes.
But maybe he was right.

1393
01:27:48,263 --> 01:27:49,568
That thing's a monster.

1394
01:27:49,655 --> 01:27:52,963
And dinosaurs and humans
are not meant to coexist.

1395
01:27:53,050 --> 01:27:57,359
But I felt it breathing.
We felt its heartbeat.

1396
01:27:57,446 --> 01:27:59,665
A real-life raptor.

1397
01:27:59,752 --> 01:28:01,798
Yeah. A real-life
invisible raptor

1398
01:28:01,885 --> 01:28:03,669
that's on a killing rampage.

1399
01:28:08,979 --> 01:28:12,287
What if my butthole is
responsible for this mess?

1400
01:28:12,374 --> 01:28:15,202
- I'm not following.
- My butthole.

1401
01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:17,727
The butthole that I discovered
that Tyler Corp took from me.

1402
01:28:17,814 --> 01:28:19,531
That's the only way they
could get the preserved DNA

1403
01:28:19,555 --> 01:28:20,643
to make this.

1404
01:28:21,644 --> 01:28:22,993
They took my butthole

1405
01:28:23,080 --> 01:28:26,083
and made me look
like an asshole.

1406
01:28:26,170 --> 01:28:28,912
And if that dumbass didn't
take an egotistical pit stop,

1407
01:28:28,999 --> 01:28:30,566
we would've had it contained.

1408
01:28:30,653 --> 01:28:34,004
This was my chance to get
this prehistoric weapon

1409
01:28:34,091 --> 01:28:35,353
out of the wrong hands

1410
01:28:35,440 --> 01:28:37,181
and finally take
down Tyler Corp!

1411
01:28:38,661 --> 01:28:40,793
Then I wouldn't have to
go back to Dino World.

1412
01:28:45,232 --> 01:28:46,233
What is it?

1413
01:28:47,278 --> 01:28:48,845
We're going back to Dino World.

1414
01:28:50,412 --> 01:28:52,327
Trust me. I have a plan.

1415
01:28:52,414 --> 01:28:53,814
Plus, I have to
pick up my paycheck.

1416
01:29:01,858 --> 01:29:05,557
I'm sorry I let you
down, Mr. Beagle.

1417
01:29:05,644 --> 01:29:09,126
I'm sorry, Mr. Beags.

1418
01:29:10,823 --> 01:29:15,045
Dad, Dad, Dad. Oh,
Daddy, I miss you.

1419
01:29:15,132 --> 01:29:17,221
I really need your
advice right now.

1420
01:29:18,396 --> 01:29:20,050
Why the fuck did
you have to leave?

1421
01:29:24,097 --> 01:29:26,796
I finally found a friend.

1422
01:29:26,883 --> 01:29:31,496
I had finally found
a best friend, Doc G.

1423
01:29:31,583 --> 01:29:34,369
And I fucked it up.
I screwed it up.

1424
01:29:37,763 --> 01:29:39,286
I just want to redeem myself.

1425
01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:41,158
I want to show him
that I could get it.

1426
01:29:41,245 --> 01:29:44,466
I could get this thing.
I could kill this fucker.

1427
01:29:44,553 --> 01:29:46,946
I can kill it.

1428
01:29:47,033 --> 01:29:49,601
Oh, Dad, come on, Dad.
Just give me something.

1429
01:29:49,688 --> 01:29:52,299
Come on. Just talk...
talk to me or something.

1430
01:29:52,387 --> 01:29:53,431
Give me a sign.

1431
01:30:01,831 --> 01:30:04,399
Hmm. Want me to drink it?

1432
01:30:04,486 --> 01:30:05,487
<i>Bingo.</i>

1433
01:30:08,968 --> 01:30:10,535
All right, we need
the T-Rex suit

1434
01:30:10,622 --> 01:30:11,841
and the mating call CD.

1435
01:30:11,928 --> 01:30:13,451
Is that that thing
you were rapping to?

1436
01:30:14,278 --> 01:30:15,322
Yes.

1437
01:30:15,410 --> 01:30:17,281
Where did they put it?

1438
01:30:17,368 --> 01:30:19,588
You really think
this is gonna work?

1439
01:30:19,675 --> 01:30:22,417
Amber, this raptor has been
outsmarting us the whole time.

1440
01:30:22,504 --> 01:30:23,896
We do know it's a male.

1441
01:30:23,983 --> 01:30:25,961
The only way to get it to
stop thinking with its brain

1442
01:30:25,985 --> 01:30:28,379
is to get it to start
thinking with its dick.

1443
01:30:28,466 --> 01:30:31,251
We have to bait it. It's
the only chance we have.

1444
01:30:31,338 --> 01:30:32,818
But where are we gonna trap it?

1445
01:30:32,905 --> 01:30:35,299
We can't do it in town.
There's too many lives at risk.

1446
01:30:35,386 --> 01:30:38,520
<i>I got all this land in
the middle of nowhere</i>

1447
01:30:38,607 --> 01:30:42,045
<i>and we're expecting
a huge surplus</i>

1448
01:30:42,132 --> 01:30:45,048
come this summer because
McCluckskey Farms

1449
01:30:45,135 --> 01:30:47,180
chickens are in heat!

1450
01:30:47,267 --> 01:30:49,269
And you know what that means?

1451
01:30:49,356 --> 01:30:51,315
A crap load of eggs!

1452
01:30:51,402 --> 01:30:53,578
Chickens.

1453
01:30:53,665 --> 01:30:56,276
- Chickens?
- All her chickens are in heat.

1454
01:30:56,363 --> 01:30:58,540
Raptors are basically
six-foot chickens.

1455
01:30:58,627 --> 01:31:00,498
And we lure it to
the chicken farm

1456
01:31:00,585 --> 01:31:01,804
with the mating calls

1457
01:31:01,891 --> 01:31:04,154
and then the pheromones
will cloud its brain!

1458
01:31:04,241 --> 01:31:06,001
And then it devotes all
its energy to mating.

1459
01:31:06,025 --> 01:31:07,418
And that's when we
make our move...

1460
01:31:07,505 --> 01:31:09,202
And trap it.

1461
01:31:09,289 --> 01:31:10,441
So you're gonna get
into the dino suit

1462
01:31:10,465 --> 01:31:11,785
and shake your ass
in front of it?

1463
01:31:11,857 --> 01:31:13,163
No, I was gonna have Denny...

1464
01:31:14,599 --> 01:31:16,166
Well, Mr. Pushes Everyone Away,

1465
01:31:16,253 --> 01:31:19,430
it looks like you might
need your best friend.

1466
01:31:19,517 --> 01:31:21,301
Well, he was the only
one that believed me.

1467
01:31:21,388 --> 01:31:22,607
I believed you!

1468
01:31:24,914 --> 01:31:25,915
Did you though?

1469
01:31:26,002 --> 01:31:27,307
- Eventually.
- You did?

1470
01:31:27,394 --> 01:31:29,962
After it attacked me and
there was definite proof.

1471
01:31:41,931 --> 01:31:45,717
Ooh, I recognize you, you
chickenshit motherfucker.

1472
01:31:47,589 --> 01:31:48,851
You back to tango?

1473
01:31:50,330 --> 01:31:52,594
We've been going
around and around.

1474
01:32:01,428 --> 01:32:03,692
Denny. Come in, Denny.

1475
01:32:05,781 --> 01:32:07,260
<i>Denny, come in.</i>

1476
01:32:07,347 --> 01:32:09,524
<i>Denny, do you read? Over.</i>

1477
01:32:11,743 --> 01:32:14,311
<i>Go for Denny,
over. Go for Denny.</i>

1478
01:32:14,398 --> 01:32:15,704
Denny...

1479
01:32:15,791 --> 01:32:17,706
I know how I treated you

1480
01:32:17,793 --> 01:32:20,099
could have been
perceived as wrong.

1481
01:32:27,367 --> 01:32:28,630
I was an asshole.

1482
01:32:31,284 --> 01:32:34,810
But I have a plan and
I need my partner.

1483
01:32:36,942 --> 01:32:38,074
<i>So we're partners again?</i>

1484
01:32:40,293 --> 01:32:43,296
Yes, we're partners again.

1485
01:32:43,383 --> 01:32:45,298
<i>Are we chums though?</i>

1486
01:32:46,430 --> 01:32:48,258
Yes, we're chums.

1487
01:32:48,345 --> 01:32:50,826
- <i>Best chums?</i>
- Yes, we're best chums!

1488
01:32:52,088 --> 01:32:54,307
Yes!

1489
01:32:54,394 --> 01:32:56,483
Yeah! We've got the team back!

1490
01:32:56,571 --> 01:32:58,181
Do you have fishing gear?

1491
01:32:58,268 --> 01:33:00,313
<i>Does Dolly Parton
sleep on her back?</i>

1492
01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:02,098
Sure.

1493
01:33:02,185 --> 01:33:04,709
All right. Bring it and meet
us at McCluckskey's Farms.

1494
01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:06,581
Over and out.

1495
01:33:39,831 --> 01:33:42,791
It's 2:00 a.m. This
better be good, assholes.

1496
01:33:42,878 --> 01:33:46,185
Because you just woke me up
from my first wet dream I've had

1497
01:33:46,272 --> 01:33:50,059
since they faked
that moon landing.

1498
01:33:53,105 --> 01:33:55,760
We apologize for that.

1499
01:33:55,847 --> 01:33:58,981
But listen, we really need
your help, Ms. McCluckskey.

1500
01:33:59,068 --> 01:34:01,636
There is a six-foot
invisible dinosaur

1501
01:34:01,723 --> 01:34:03,420
on the loose killing people.

1502
01:34:03,507 --> 01:34:04,900
And it's the same one

1503
01:34:04,987 --> 01:34:07,424
that destroyed your egg stand.
We need to use your truck

1504
01:34:07,511 --> 01:34:10,166
to lure it back
here and contain it.

1505
01:34:14,300 --> 01:34:15,606
No.

1506
01:34:18,609 --> 01:34:19,610
Shit.

1507
01:34:20,959 --> 01:34:22,526
I had a whole plan
and everything.

1508
01:34:26,617 --> 01:34:28,706
Listen, Henrietta, what
he meant to say was

1509
01:34:28,793 --> 01:34:30,186
is that we're trying to capture

1510
01:34:30,273 --> 01:34:32,754
a giant six-foot
mutant ninja chicken

1511
01:34:32,841 --> 01:34:34,961
that the government made in
order to put small farmers

1512
01:34:35,017 --> 01:34:37,062
like yourself out of business.

1513
01:34:37,149 --> 01:34:39,717
So we need you to kindly get
up off your ass and help us!

1514
01:34:43,765 --> 01:34:46,898
I knew it. I fucking knew it.

1515
01:34:47,943 --> 01:34:49,335
I'll get my shit!

1516
01:34:51,468 --> 01:34:53,557
All right, here's the plan.

1517
01:34:53,644 --> 01:34:55,013
Henrietta, we're
gonna need your truck.

1518
01:34:55,037 --> 01:34:56,908
Does that PA system still work?

1519
01:34:56,995 --> 01:34:59,215
Does Dolly Parton
sleep on her back?

1520
01:35:00,651 --> 01:35:02,011
That's how they
say "yes" out here.

1521
01:35:02,044 --> 01:35:04,089
Um, what kind of stereo
system does it have?

1522
01:35:04,176 --> 01:35:08,050
It's got one of those
brand-new high-tech ones.

1523
01:35:08,137 --> 01:35:10,835
- Damn!
- It plays those compact discs.

1524
01:35:10,922 --> 01:35:13,838
- Oh, yes! Great. Denny...
- Hmm?

1525
01:35:13,925 --> 01:35:15,274
I need you in that dino costume

1526
01:35:15,361 --> 01:35:17,407
and I need you to shake
your ass like it's your job.

1527
01:35:17,494 --> 01:35:19,104
I knew that would pay off.

1528
01:35:19,191 --> 01:35:21,977
Now, Henrietta, I noticed you
have jars of chicken urine

1529
01:35:22,064 --> 01:35:23,519
on the wall over
here, which is great.

1530
01:35:23,543 --> 01:35:26,503
Well, that big jar is mine.

1531
01:35:26,590 --> 01:35:28,200
The chicken ones are labeled.

1532
01:35:30,028 --> 01:35:31,073
Okay.

1533
01:35:32,727 --> 01:35:35,294
Denny, I need you to
cover yourself in this.

1534
01:35:35,381 --> 01:35:37,732
The pheromones from that urine
mixed with the mating sounds

1535
01:35:37,819 --> 01:35:39,908
are gonna lure the
raptor right to us.

1536
01:35:40,735 --> 01:35:41,866
Doc G, this...

1537
01:35:41,953 --> 01:35:43,713
Can we have just a moment
in private, please?

1538
01:35:45,391 --> 01:35:49,221
Just... Just assuming that-that
all doesn't go as planned,

1539
01:35:49,308 --> 01:35:51,223
um, if this thing gets me,

1540
01:35:51,310 --> 01:35:52,766
does that mean I just
have to say goodbye

1541
01:35:52,790 --> 01:35:54,357
to my little virgin butthole?

1542
01:35:54,444 --> 01:35:56,141
Odds are on the raptor
will have a cloaca

1543
01:35:56,228 --> 01:35:58,187
so there won't be
any penetration,

1544
01:35:58,274 --> 01:36:00,929
- just some dry rubbing.
- So it won't go past third base?

1545
01:36:02,495 --> 01:36:04,802
Fucker better buy
me dinner first.

1546
01:36:04,889 --> 01:36:06,301
- You should be good.
- All right, fuck it.

1547
01:36:06,325 --> 01:36:08,632
Uh. Just con-continue
with the plan then.

1548
01:36:08,719 --> 01:36:10,503
Henrietta, you drive.

1549
01:36:10,590 --> 01:36:12,375
As long as you keep it
over 41 miles an hour,

1550
01:36:12,462 --> 01:36:14,246
we'll be able to keep
it at a safe distance.

1551
01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:16,771
Lure it right to your
barn and trap it.

1552
01:36:16,858 --> 01:36:20,165
Of course, because a raptor's
max speed is 40 miles an hour.

1553
01:36:20,252 --> 01:36:23,081
- Good call back, Amber.
- And if plan A doesn't work?

1554
01:36:23,168 --> 01:36:24,779
Then we go to plan B.

1555
01:36:26,171 --> 01:36:27,216
Denny.-Hmm?

1556
01:36:27,303 --> 01:36:29,000
What do you have that
can kill a raptor?

1557
01:36:32,177 --> 01:36:35,659
I made this exploding tip arrow.

1558
01:36:35,746 --> 01:36:38,401
- How did you make that?
- Did you see <i>Rambo 2?</i>

1559
01:36:39,619 --> 01:36:40,751
I did that.

1560
01:36:41,752 --> 01:36:43,798
All right, any questions?

1561
01:36:47,192 --> 01:36:48,672
What?

1562
01:36:48,759 --> 01:36:51,196
Look, I know this is insane,

1563
01:36:51,283 --> 01:36:52,676
but just a few hours ago,

1564
01:36:52,763 --> 01:36:54,547
so was the idea of
an invisible raptor.

1565
01:36:54,634 --> 01:36:57,942
So, anybody got any
better suggestions?

1566
01:36:59,335 --> 01:37:00,858
Sounds airtight to me.

1567
01:37:03,818 --> 01:37:06,733
Amber, make sure you have
the mating calls CD ready.

1568
01:37:06,821 --> 01:37:07,865
You got it, dude.

1569
01:37:07,952 --> 01:37:09,562
Can you zip me up here, Doc G?

1570
01:37:10,650 --> 01:37:11,695
Yeah.-

1571
01:37:18,876 --> 01:37:19,876
You left this.

1572
01:37:29,931 --> 01:37:31,541
Ow.

1573
01:37:31,628 --> 01:37:34,152
- You look good.
- I know.

1574
01:37:36,285 --> 01:37:38,243
And you left this, chum.

1575
01:37:48,079 --> 01:37:49,733
Now give me that golden shower.

1576
01:37:52,170 --> 01:37:53,519
Oh, shit.

1577
01:38:05,401 --> 01:38:07,664
You were supposed to
put it on the suit.

1578
01:38:16,455 --> 01:38:18,936
- You sure this line will hold?
- Yeah, this is braided line.

1579
01:38:19,023 --> 01:38:20,895
It's like 500 pound test.

1580
01:38:20,982 --> 01:38:22,461
This shit could
hook a blue whale

1581
01:38:22,548 --> 01:38:24,202
getting fucked by an elephant.

1582
01:38:24,289 --> 01:38:25,377
Good enough.

1583
01:38:29,381 --> 01:38:32,341
- Let's boogie, yo!
- All right!

1584
01:38:34,125 --> 01:38:35,692
Hit it, girls.

1585
01:38:38,782 --> 01:38:40,697
Let's hunt us an
invisible raptor.

1586
01:38:45,615 --> 01:38:48,487
It's mating time!

1587
01:38:48,574 --> 01:38:50,837
Murray, you out
there smoking again?

1588
01:38:50,925 --> 01:38:52,883
Just keep it down.

1589
01:38:52,970 --> 01:38:54,885
None of your business
what I'm doing out here,

1590
01:38:54,972 --> 01:38:56,495
you old dinosaur.

1591
01:38:56,582 --> 01:38:57,975
I'm watering the plants.

1592
01:38:58,062 --> 01:38:59,474
You're not out there
watering plants.

1593
01:38:59,498 --> 01:39:01,718
I could be watering the plants.

1594
01:39:42,454 --> 01:39:44,021
This is really good shit.

1595
01:39:45,501 --> 01:39:46,981
We're in its territory!

1596
01:39:47,068 --> 01:39:48,765
Are you sure this
is the right spot?

1597
01:39:48,852 --> 01:39:50,636
Trust me.

1598
01:39:50,723 --> 01:39:52,464
All right, shake that ass.

1599
01:39:52,551 --> 01:39:53,552
What?

1600
01:39:53,639 --> 01:39:56,729
Shake. That. Ass.

1601
01:39:56,816 --> 01:39:59,167
Ooh, I like this, Doc. Ooh.

1602
01:39:59,254 --> 01:40:00,907
- This is hot.
- This is so hot.

1603
01:40:00,995 --> 01:40:02,170
He's gonna like this.

1604
01:40:02,257 --> 01:40:04,346
Big hips. Big hips! Big hips.

1605
01:40:04,433 --> 01:40:06,174
Yep. In and out.
Oh, I feel that.

1606
01:40:06,261 --> 01:40:07,740
Yeah, that feels good.

1607
01:40:07,827 --> 01:40:10,308
This is kind of turning me on.

1608
01:40:10,395 --> 01:40:13,355
With moves like this, you
better hope he has a cloaca.

1609
01:40:22,320 --> 01:40:24,148
This is really good shit!

1610
01:40:25,715 --> 01:40:27,847
Yeah, that's it.
It's all in the hips.

1611
01:40:32,200 --> 01:40:34,028
I hear him coming, Doc!

1612
01:40:38,858 --> 01:40:40,121
- We got him!
- We got him.

1613
01:40:40,208 --> 01:40:42,993
I can't see,
though. I can't see.

1614
01:40:43,080 --> 01:40:45,082
- I got him.
- We got him.

1615
01:40:45,169 --> 01:40:46,214
Hit it, Henrietta.

1616
01:40:47,737 --> 01:40:49,217
Hold on to your buttholes.

1617
01:40:53,525 --> 01:40:55,049
- Oh, man.
- Hold still!

1618
01:40:56,006 --> 01:40:57,616
Oh, whoa, okay. God!

1619
01:40:57,703 --> 01:40:58,704
Hold!

1620
01:41:01,229 --> 01:41:03,274
He's jumping like
a largemouth bass.

1621
01:41:03,361 --> 01:41:06,321
Whoa!

1622
01:41:08,279 --> 01:41:09,411
Hang tight. Hold him!

1623
01:41:09,498 --> 01:41:12,109
This fucker's all
over the place.

1624
01:41:12,196 --> 01:41:14,242
Where's he going?
He's going left!

1625
01:41:15,460 --> 01:41:17,767
Hold on, hold on. Hold me, Doc.

1626
01:41:17,854 --> 01:41:19,551
Which one of them
are you fucking?

1627
01:41:20,596 --> 01:41:23,120
Neither.-Good.

1628
01:41:23,207 --> 01:41:24,817
I'm gonna mount this
fucker on my wall.

1629
01:41:24,904 --> 01:41:25,949
He's squirrely.

1630
01:41:26,036 --> 01:41:27,342
Hang on!

1631
01:41:29,909 --> 01:41:30,910
Grant!

1632
01:41:34,262 --> 01:41:35,698
We got to go faster.

1633
01:41:35,785 --> 01:41:37,221
We got to get her over 40.

1634
01:41:37,308 --> 01:41:40,268
She's an old truck. I'm
giving her all she's got!

1635
01:41:44,794 --> 01:41:46,665
He's opening the tailgate!

1636
01:41:48,014 --> 01:41:50,234
We're gonna need a bigger truck!

1637
01:42:01,289 --> 01:42:03,378
Uh, Doc, he's back!

1638
01:42:03,465 --> 01:42:05,728
Whoa, he's right here.
He's right there, Doc!

1639
01:42:09,297 --> 01:42:10,646
Henrietta, watch out!

1640
01:42:11,255 --> 01:42:12,256
Shit!

1641
01:42:20,699 --> 01:42:21,787
You fellas okay back there?

1642
01:42:27,967 --> 01:42:31,536
Man, if I had known I was
gonna be rode this hard,

1643
01:42:31,623 --> 01:42:34,017
I would've worn my nice undies.

1644
01:42:36,150 --> 01:42:37,499
Where is he? Where
is he, Doc G?

1645
01:42:37,586 --> 01:42:38,848
- Where is he?
- I don't know.

1646
01:42:40,328 --> 01:42:42,286
Ah, Denny! Denny!

1647
01:42:45,159 --> 01:42:46,725
- Hold on.
- Doc, help me!

1648
01:42:46,812 --> 01:42:48,597
I got you, Denny.

1649
01:42:50,860 --> 01:42:52,427
It's gonna pull me out!

1650
01:42:52,514 --> 01:42:55,256
No, no, Doc G!
Hold on. Hold on.

1651
01:42:55,343 --> 01:42:56,735
You're slipping!

1652
01:42:56,822 --> 01:42:59,303
- I've got you, chum.
- Doc, don't let go!

1653
01:42:59,390 --> 01:43:01,262
My hat! Shit!

1654
01:43:02,567 --> 01:43:04,352
- He ate my hat.
- Don't let go!

1655
01:43:04,439 --> 01:43:07,268
Stay in with me. Hold on, Denny.

1656
01:43:07,355 --> 01:43:09,444
I feel him! He's
got me! Get me out!

1657
01:43:09,531 --> 01:43:10,638
Get me out of this
fucking thing!

1658
01:43:10,662 --> 01:43:12,055
I'm trying, Denny.

1659
01:43:12,142 --> 01:43:14,840
- Get out of this suit! Get out!
- Oh, get me out!

1660
01:43:17,060 --> 01:43:18,453
I got you. I got you.

1661
01:43:23,109 --> 01:43:24,110
What's going on?

1662
01:43:35,818 --> 01:43:36,819
Get to the barn.

1663
01:43:42,999 --> 01:43:44,566
Hurry, Denny! He's
right behind you!

1664
01:43:44,653 --> 01:43:45,828
Oh, shit!

1665
01:43:47,917 --> 01:43:51,181
Uh-oh. I'm out of here.

1666
01:44:01,539 --> 01:44:03,889
Denny, the mud
thing doesn't work.

1667
01:44:03,976 --> 01:44:05,761
He's gonna see you!

1668
01:44:23,822 --> 01:44:24,822
Shoot him!

1669
01:44:24,867 --> 01:44:26,477
I don't have a shot.

1670
01:44:26,564 --> 01:44:28,131
If I miss, I'll kill him.

1671
01:44:28,218 --> 01:44:30,525
I think it's working. I...

1672
01:44:46,105 --> 01:44:47,455
Oh, God, Denny.

1673
01:44:49,413 --> 01:44:50,762
Oh.

1674
01:44:53,417 --> 01:44:54,723
- Oh, God, Denny.
- Oh, God.

1675
01:44:56,594 --> 01:44:58,640
Please, please, God. No.

1676
01:44:59,684 --> 01:45:02,470
No, no, no, no, no.

1677
01:45:04,036 --> 01:45:05,647
Oh, God.

1678
01:45:28,539 --> 01:45:29,714
Take the shot.

1679
01:45:29,801 --> 01:45:31,107
Hey, Chance!

1680
01:45:32,935 --> 01:45:34,589
Come on down and get you some!

1681
01:45:35,459 --> 01:45:36,504
Shit.

1682
01:45:38,462 --> 01:45:39,768
What is she doing?

1683
01:45:42,161 --> 01:45:44,642
Move! We can see it.
You're in my shot.

1684
01:45:46,078 --> 01:45:47,732
Henrietta, what are you doing?

1685
01:45:47,819 --> 01:45:50,082
It's called seduction,
You dumb ass.

1686
01:45:50,169 --> 01:45:52,824
Take the shot when I tell you.

1687
01:45:52,911 --> 01:45:54,217
She's presenting herself.

1688
01:45:55,174 --> 01:45:56,393
We can see it!

1689
01:45:56,480 --> 01:45:59,091
This is completely unnecessary!

1690
01:45:59,178 --> 01:46:02,486
<i>♪ Oh, say can you see ♪</i>

1691
01:46:07,491 --> 01:46:08,536
It's in!

1692
01:46:08,623 --> 01:46:09,711
The fuck?

1693
01:46:09,798 --> 01:46:11,452
Take the shot!

1694
01:46:11,539 --> 01:46:13,541
Time to get extinct,
you son of a bitch.

1695
01:46:13,628 --> 01:46:15,064
Again.

1696
01:46:15,151 --> 01:46:16,195
Jinx.

1697
01:46:49,707 --> 01:46:50,882
My hat.

1698
01:46:57,933 --> 01:46:58,934
Henrietta!

1699
01:47:11,381 --> 01:47:12,513
We did it, chum.

1700
01:47:17,343 --> 01:47:18,954
Feels good, doesn't it?

1701
01:47:23,132 --> 01:47:24,873
You beautiful bastard.

1702
01:47:26,440 --> 01:47:28,137
That was for Mr. Beagle.

1703
01:47:30,226 --> 01:47:32,620
Henrietta! Henrietta!

1704
01:47:34,578 --> 01:47:36,537
Henrietta! Henrietta.

1705
01:47:38,277 --> 01:47:39,453
Oh!

1706
01:47:39,540 --> 01:47:41,803
Oh. This gives new
meaning to be rode hard

1707
01:47:41,890 --> 01:47:43,587
and put away wet.

1708
01:47:43,674 --> 01:47:47,069
That is too much information.
But I'm glad you're okay.

1709
01:47:49,680 --> 01:47:51,856
You're one tough
old bird, Henrietta.

1710
01:47:51,943 --> 01:47:55,469
Aw! That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.

1711
01:47:57,688 --> 01:47:59,821
- We did it.
- Who are you?

1712
01:47:59,908 --> 01:48:02,650
- I'm Dr. Grant Walker.
- Oh, right, that's right.

1713
01:48:02,737 --> 01:48:04,521
- I remember you now.
- We did it together.

1714
01:48:06,654 --> 01:48:08,917
Woo-hoo! Yay!

1715
01:48:09,004 --> 01:48:12,050
Okay, let's not get
too carried away.

1716
01:48:12,834 --> 01:48:14,270
Ah, ow, ow!

1717
01:48:14,357 --> 01:48:16,968
- Oh, my! That's bad!
- Ouch! Ow!

1718
01:48:17,055 --> 01:48:18,274
And you have more.

1719
01:48:18,361 --> 01:48:19,928
Yeah, that hurts too. Ow!

1720
01:48:20,015 --> 01:48:21,930
- You're bleeding so much.
- Ouch! Oh, my God!

1721
01:48:22,017 --> 01:48:23,342
No one's checked on
me this whole time.

1722
01:48:23,366 --> 01:48:24,715
Let's take you to a hospital.

1723
01:48:24,802 --> 01:48:26,162
I've been bleeding
for a long time.

1724
01:48:26,238 --> 01:48:28,458
I knew those two were fucking.

1725
01:48:30,416 --> 01:48:31,548
Oh.

1726
01:48:32,810 --> 01:48:34,179
- Let me help you there.
- You got me?

1727
01:48:34,203 --> 01:48:35,378
Yep. All right.

1728
01:48:35,465 --> 01:48:37,989
Yeah, you're a tough
old bird yourself.

1729
01:48:38,076 --> 01:48:40,644
Get your hand off my
ass now, Henrietta.

1730
01:48:42,124 --> 01:48:44,256
Yeah. Let's see if I do.

1731
01:48:50,828 --> 01:48:51,960
Amber.

1732
01:48:52,047 --> 01:48:53,570
Hi.

1733
01:48:53,657 --> 01:48:55,485
- How are you?
- Better now.

1734
01:48:56,834 --> 01:48:59,707
How's, uh... uh...

1735
01:48:59,794 --> 01:49:00,795
What's her name?

1736
01:49:00,882 --> 01:49:02,579
Hannah?

1737
01:49:02,666 --> 01:49:04,973
I don't know, but I do
know that I would like

1738
01:49:05,060 --> 01:49:06,061
to kiss you right now.

1739
01:49:10,805 --> 01:49:13,372
Oh, there's my raptor pack!

1740
01:49:13,459 --> 01:49:14,591
Hey, I want you all to know

1741
01:49:14,678 --> 01:49:16,419
that I'm with Dusty
Peters' wife now.

1742
01:49:16,506 --> 01:49:18,987
This is Gina Del Vecchio.

1743
01:49:19,074 --> 01:49:21,163
Hi! It's Ginafer.

1744
01:49:21,250 --> 01:49:22,468
Ginafer!

1745
01:49:24,340 --> 01:49:25,646
And those are his kids.

1746
01:49:26,995 --> 01:49:28,779
They're mine now.

1747
01:49:28,866 --> 01:49:31,695
Pipe down back there, Phil!

1748
01:49:31,782 --> 01:49:33,479
Nothing surprises me anymore.

1749
01:49:33,567 --> 01:49:35,307
Yeah, I felt pretty
bad about my mistake.

1750
01:49:35,394 --> 01:49:37,658
You know, getting old
Dusty eaten and all.

1751
01:49:37,745 --> 01:49:41,226
But, uh, turns out he was,
uh, he was pretty abusive.

1752
01:49:41,313 --> 01:49:43,098
You know, like,
like really abusive.

1753
01:49:43,185 --> 01:49:44,665
Like total piece
of shit abusive.

1754
01:49:44,752 --> 01:49:45,840
Total piece of shit.

1755
01:49:45,927 --> 01:49:47,668
So, it looks like I'm
kind of the hero now.

1756
01:49:49,365 --> 01:49:50,496
I'm really happy for you.

1757
01:49:52,237 --> 01:49:54,326
So you two were
in the same grade?

1758
01:49:54,413 --> 01:49:55,980
Well, you know, they
held me back a few.

1759
01:49:56,067 --> 01:49:59,288
All right, I don't wanna keep
these lovebirds any longer.

1760
01:49:59,375 --> 01:50:00,615
We'll see y'all at the wedding.

1761
01:50:00,681 --> 01:50:02,465
- Bye! Nice to meet you.
- Bye.

1762
01:50:02,552 --> 01:50:04,423
Bye, y'all. Raptor pack!

1763
01:50:07,992 --> 01:50:09,124
So...

1764
01:50:10,560 --> 01:50:13,432
Is that a raptor claw
in your pocket, or...

1765
01:50:15,478 --> 01:50:17,306
It is. It's a raptor claw.

1766
01:50:22,528 --> 01:50:26,576
<i>♪ I wanted someone to love ♪</i>

1767
01:50:26,663 --> 01:50:31,625
<i>♪ Oh, oh ♪</i>

1768
01:50:36,542 --> 01:50:38,980
<i>♪ Burn me up and over ♪</i>

1769
01:52:02,498 --> 01:52:03,934
Where are we going, mister?