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PRAVEEN PATEL:
'Every man has his own story.'

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'Just like Amitabh Bachchan did,
in Deewar.'

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'Similarly, even I have a story.'

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'But there's a huge difference... '

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'...between my story and
Amitabh Bachchan's story in Deewar.'

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'And the biggest difference is... '

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'I still don't pick-up money
thrown at me.'

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'But I do.'

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'After all I am slave to my habits.'

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'I was born in Rajkot, Gujarat.'

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'Father was a trader.'

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'And mom was always worried
about his son settling down.'

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'He did get married... To Kokila.'

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'My dear wife.'

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'I tried my best to make Kokila
a big star.'

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'But failed.'

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'It was impossible.'

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'Children are a specialty of Gujaratis.'

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'Sign of manhood.'

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'And we soon became a family of five.'

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'But since we only had
a single bedroom... '

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'...we had no choice but to disjoint
this joint family.'

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'And we arrived in Kuala Lumpur.'

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'By us I mean Koki, Jigar and Me.'

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'In Kuala Lumpur,
our house is on Petaling Jaya.'

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'We started a new family business.'

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'Patel Stores.'

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These are my best friends.

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Velji and Nausar.

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'We Gujaratis have another specialty.'

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'There must be at least one temple
at walking distance from our home.'

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'So Koki was busy in the temple...'

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'...and I, in my store.'

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'And bollywood is my passion.'

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'From Madhubala to Madhuri,
every actress... '

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'...held a special place
at every turn of my life.'

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I forgot to introduce myself... Sorry.

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I am Praveen Patel... PP.

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Hi.

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You all must be wondering...

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...why I am narrating this boring story.

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Because...
like every story in this world...

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...there's a twist in this story too.

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And that twist is a girl.

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And her name is Shanaya.

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"Your wet body ignites fire in the water"

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"Baby you are just like a
fish, nobody can hold on to"

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"You enjoy playing with water"

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"you don't give what I want, tell me why"

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"Hot summer... and I am really hot."

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"Come on baby
let's go get two tequila shots."

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"Hot summer... and I am really hot."

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"Come on baby
let's go get two tequila shots."

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"And just do that... do that...
do that... do that... "

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"Water Dance."

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"And just do that... do that...
do that... do that... "

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"Water Dance."

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"Come with me baby and do some romance."

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"And just do that...
do that... do that... do that... "

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"Water Dance."

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"Swimming pool water has
made you more salty"

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"You have become salty"

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"Swimming pool water has
made you more salty"

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"You have become salty"

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"You heart is platinum and
your liver is made of steel"

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"Let's do the care-free water dance"

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"I am one in a million baby, why
weak in the knees, so baby please"

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"Blue eyes like pearls"

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"Don't come out of the pool hottie,
may god save you from an evil eye"

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"Blue eyes like pearls"

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"Don't come out of the pool hottie,
may god save you from an evil eye"

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"Why don't you look at my sliding waist"

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"Come on baby
let's go get two tequila shots."

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"Why don't you look at my sliding waist"

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"Come on baby
let's go get two tequila shots."

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"And just do that...
do that... do that... do that... "

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"Water Dance."

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"And just do that...
do that... do that... do that... "

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"Water Dance."

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"Come with me baby and do some romance."

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"And just do that...
do that... do that... do that... "

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"You've grown young...
but you're not aware."

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"Your body shines...
like the hot summer sun."

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"I've been waiting for you,
cause the wise have always said... "

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"Baby, patience is always
sweetly rewarded."

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"Squish and splash... slop and slash."

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"I swear on my mother"

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"Girls of your age."

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"Hot summer... but you don't know."

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"I am your lover, baby... I care for you."

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"I am completely crazy...
since we met."

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"I am a gal... hard to get."

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"But I feel like I'm slowly...
slipping hear your words."

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"Be patient... you silly boy."

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"There must be a reason we met."

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"Be patient... you silly boy."

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"There must be a reason we met."

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"And just do that...
do that... do that... do that... "

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"Water Dance."

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"And just do that...
do that... do that... do that... "

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"Water Dance."

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"Come with me baby and do some romance."

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"And just do that...
do that... do that... do that... "

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"Water Dance."

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"After taking a dip
in the swimming pool... "

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"...baby you look more sultry."

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"You look sultry."

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"After taking a dip
in the swimming pool... "

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"...baby you look more sultry."

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"You look sultry."

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Hey old chap, bird watching?
- No, I was...

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Yes. Only watching.

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(Blabbering)

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Okay...
- Hi, Mike.

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Hello. Hello.
- Come, come my friend.

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(Chuckles)

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I just saw two beautiful angels.

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Hi... hi... hi... hello.

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Hi.
- Indian women are very special and Spicy!

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You're already up to your antics.

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Look, I don't want to get into this mess.

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I only love my wife.

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- Even I love your wife.
- What do you mean?

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Okay. Relax. Relax. Relax.

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Dear, that's his old habit.

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He only loves others wives.

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That's why I don't get married.

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Those who love other's wives,
say no to marriage. (Laughs)

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And anyway... once you're married...

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...love gets washed down the drain.

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And what happens next is
you going brain dead.

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PP... if I tell this to your wife,
she will beat you.

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Why?

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Are you looking for
another member for your club?

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Club?
- Don't you know?

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A club for husband's
who get beaten by their wife.

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That's him.
(Laughs)

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Hold on. Hold on.

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Listen... does your wife beat
you every day? - No, no, no.

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She doesn't beat me regularly.

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You see... last month I was giving
driving lessons to my secretary.

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Hey, wait a minute. Is it
a crime teaching driving?

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Let me explain.

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This fellow was not teaching
the secretary inside the car

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He was teaching her in the office sitting
on his chair and making her sit on his lap

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That means, she was driving and
he was playing with the horn.

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- Wow!
- Hey, listen!

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His wife reached there and
caught him red handed

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Since then, this poor fellow's vehicle
has not entered into his wives garage.

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Come on, PP, stop laughing.

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You'll be caught red-handed someday.

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Your countdown begins today.
-Not possible.

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My wife has no time.

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Hold on, PP.

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Sister-in-law doesn't have time,
and you didn't tell me.

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Stupid, I meant she has no time for me.

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What?
- Why? What is she busy with?

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God!

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(Conch blowing)

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Swamiji. How are you?
- All well. Come.

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How are you?
- All well.

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And... did you see the horoscope?

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I did.
- All fine?

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Everything was fine...

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...but now there's a problem, Mrs. Patel.
- What?

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Some girl will soon enter your life...

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...and she'll make your life hell.

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I know who is coming.

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Who?

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My Jigolo.
- Ji...

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Jigolo. My son, Jigar.
- Yeah.

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His wife.
- Wife?

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Jigar's a grownup now.
- He has.

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Since when?

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Listen. There's a system to know that
a boy has grown up.

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Yes.
-When you clean a 5 year old boy's room...

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...you'll find comic books.
- Yes.

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If you clean a 15 year old boy's room,
you'll find sports magazines.

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Yes.

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And if you find something like
I did this Sunday.

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You know he's a grownup now.
- Find what?

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Playboy.

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Scared, weren't you?
(Laughs)

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I'll soon become a mother-in-law.
- You will.

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But this problem
will soon enter your life.

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That woman is going to trouble you a lot.

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And I have a solution
to avert this problem...

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...which I can give to you if you want.

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How much do I pay you?
(Laughs)

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You know me really well,
Mrs. Patel. (Laughs) - Right.

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(Electric guitar playing)

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Jigar! Jigar! Jigar!(Echoing)

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Who's going to clean this up?

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(Rattling)

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Jigar!

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(Electronic guitar playing)

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Jigar!

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I've told you a thousand times...

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...stop playing that guitar
and look after the family business.

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Why don't you listen?

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Have you lost it?

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Shameless,
what did you say to your father?

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And why are you playing it so loudly?

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So Naina can hear it too.

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Naina?

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Where is she?

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Hey... idiot.

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Stay away from a girl
who's got two Na's in her name.'

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Look... Na-I-Na... Naina.

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Dad, what's in the name?

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She's a friend,
and she's your neighbor too.

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Well that doesn't give her right
to bathe in my pool.

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Can't she take bathe in her pool?

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And if she wants to.. can't
she do it like your mother?

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Your mother takes shower with
her clothes on and look at her

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Dad it's a free country.

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No country is disaster free
because of girls.

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Oh, God! When will he listen?

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Bastard.

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You haven't delivered
this box to the store yet.

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If your mother sees this,
she will bury me alive.

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Get this to the store immediately.

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Dad, stop over-reacting.

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And listen to this.

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Over-reacting...

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(Electronic guitar playing)

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What the hell...

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Koki's religious songs.

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Correct... this house is hell for me.

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Koki.

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(Music playing)
(No audio)

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(Squeal)

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Koki...

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Hey, you...

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(Squeal)

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What... are you doing, Koki?

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These religious songs,
and the dance won't get you in heaven.

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And if you dislocate a bone,
I'll have to call a doctor.

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I know...

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You want me to break a bone...

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...and land in the hospital.

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So you can do as you please.

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Do as I please?

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Do as I please?

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In 26 years, I only did that once.

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The result is sitting up there
and playing the guitar.

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(Chuckles)

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(Forcefully chuckles)

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You know, you keep playing
these songs all day.

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Someday the counselor
will serve us notice...

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...and we'll have to evacuate. Get that.

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Praveen Patel...
I am a Patlani from Mesana.

253
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,780
Getting me out of this house
is impossible.

254
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:18,240
And anyways, this is a free country.

255
00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:19,300
Wow!

256
00:15:19,810 --> 00:15:22,390
Wow! Like mother like son.

257
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,240
"It is a free country."

258
00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:25,930
It's free only for you two.

259
00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:28,510
I never got that feeling myself.

260
00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:29,960
(Grunts)

261
00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:32,130
Stop grumbling and listen.

262
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,970
There's a live Garba program
at the temple tonight.

263
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,400
Come on, Praveen,
let's practice Garba.

264
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:40,030
We'll do Garba all night.

265
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,990
I even brought your favorite dress
from the laundry.

266
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,590
You like coming on TV, don't you?

267
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,630
Garba Kokila Jackson Studio.

268
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,610
My dear... spare me.

269
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,480
No Garba for me.

270
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,350
I did it once in 1985... only once.

271
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,260
I still remember that
blow to my stomach...

272
00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:57,950
...and it still bothers me every morning.

273
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:03,080
You won't understand my problem.
- (Gasps) That reminds me, Praveen.

274
00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:08,130
You know... some female
will soon enter our family.

275
00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:10,370
What female?
- Be smart.

276
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:14,340
My Jigolo's wife, who else?
- Yes.

277
00:16:15,130 --> 00:16:18,850
Anyway...
I'll have to find a bride for him.

278
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:20,440
(Chuckles)

279
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:24,860
You know, Patel... I am so nice.

280
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:29,570
Right?
- Yes... you are.

281
00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:32,690
Ask the Lord... I am a satisfied soul.

282
00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:34,480
I never demand for anything.

283
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,490
I've a small... miniature wish.

284
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,920
My daughter-in-law should be a Gujarati.

285
00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:45,140
Even better if she's from our community.

286
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,690
She must be beautiful,
cultured, educated, religious...

287
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,910
...and from a good family.

288
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:58,150
She should be an expert in making
Gujarati delicacies. (Finger snaps)

289
00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:01,230
And I'll teach her the rest.

290
00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:02,650
You know today's generation...

291
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,550
(Laughs)

292
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,180
Sorry... sorry...

293
00:17:07,430 --> 00:17:09,120
(Laughs)

294
00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:11,320
Why are you laughing?

295
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:15,650
Is Jigar crazy after someone?
- He is.

296
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:18,040
Naina. (Laughs)

297
00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:21,250
Look, there he is.
- Jigolo.

298
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:22,520
Dear, here.

299
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,970
Have a sweetmeat.
Eat it.

300
00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:26,340
I am taking some for Naina.

301
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,680
Jigar, what's this?

302
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,650
It's not mine, its Dad's.

303
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,610
Hey...
- Praveen.

304
00:17:34,630 --> 00:17:38,070
It's not for me Koki,
it's for the store.

305
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:42,970
Praveen...
if you sell these shameless DVDs...

306
00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:44,580
...then what values will you teach him?

307
00:17:44,770 --> 00:17:47,890
It's just business, Koki. Just business.
- Business.

308
00:17:48,010 --> 00:17:51,210
And anyway,
he never listens to me in the first place.

309
00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:52,900
Here, eat it.
Eat it, son.

310
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:57,150
Listen. Give those to Murgados.

311
00:17:57,370 --> 00:17:58,770
And tell him I am coming.

312
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,090
I am going.

313
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,510
Don't try to be a hero in front of mom.

314
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:02,890
Go or I...

315
00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:06,690
(Giggles)

316
00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:29,300
Hail to lord Shri Krishna!

317
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:30,930
Hello, aunty.

318
00:18:31,550 --> 00:18:33,620
(Shudders)

319
00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:34,980
How are you?

320
00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:37,390
Very fine, dear.

321
00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:40,130
Black is back, right?

322
00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:42,410
Yes.
- Very smart.

323
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,680
But, is that all you're wearing?

324
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,920
Where's the rest?

325
00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:48,790
Mom?
- Sorry, enjoy... enjoy.

326
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:54,050
Bye, Naina... Na... na... na... na...
- Come let's go.

327
00:18:58,210 --> 00:19:02,030
Patel. Who eats powder for breakfast?

328
00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:06,410
I'll get you bread and curd.
- Let it be.

329
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,600
You won't understand.
- I don't want to either.

330
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,260
Listen, do you know
any girl of marriageable age?

331
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,850
I do... many.
- Who?

332
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:18,150
But how can I get married again
when you're still around?

333
00:19:18,610 --> 00:19:20,810
(Grunts) I meant for Jigar.

334
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:23,820
So should I look for one?

335
00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:28,100
You can do anything you want,
just leave me alone.

336
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:29,640
Okay.

337
00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:46,810
Finally we're alone.

338
00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:51,950
Just me and...
-(Kokila) Go take a bath.

339
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,650
I will.

340
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:56,610
Koko-dile.

341
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:00,490
Sorry.

342
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,530
Tonight... I give you my word.

343
00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:10,360
Just me... you and scotch.

344
00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:12,790
(Gasps)

345
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,330
Jigar, good morning.

346
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:22,900
Good morning.

347
00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:29,670
(Whistles)

348
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,250
Working.

349
00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:34,680
Hot chic.
- She's okay.

350
00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:37,150
My dad's favorite.
- I know.

351
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:38,580
How do you know?

352
00:20:50,990 --> 00:20:52,560
Jigar, are you ready?

353
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:53,430
Yeah!

354
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,510
Freak. Just crazy, dude.

355
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,650
It's like Pandora's box.

356
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,190
But why are you showing me this.

357
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,200
Actually, I need a favor.

358
00:21:14,780 --> 00:21:15,470
Yes

359
00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:18,380
You're in the music business, right?

360
00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:20,290
And my passion's music as well.

361
00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:24,550
So if someone need's a drummer...

362
00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:26,210
...will you please refer my name.

363
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:27,630
I play the drums really well.

364
00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:29,540
If you're such a good drummer...

365
00:21:29,570 --> 00:21:30,690
...then what are you doing in this store?

366
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,250
Family problem, sir.

367
00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:34,440
I've send money to my mother every month.

368
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:35,510
Hmm.

369
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:41,220
Fine... you can play with me in my band.

370
00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:42,520
We'll jam together.

371
00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:44,180
Really?
- Yes.

372
00:21:45,390 --> 00:21:46,460
Thank you, sir.
- (Chuckles)

373
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:47,720
I won't let you down.

374
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,680
Oh no... sir.
- Oh no, dad.

375
00:21:53,310 --> 00:21:54,430
Jigar, leave.

376
00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:56,230
Yeah... one second...

377
00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:00,550
See you in the evening at the jamming.

378
00:22:02,910 --> 00:22:05,700
Hi, dad. Bye dad.
- Hey fool, where are you going now?

379
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,700
Jigu, why don't you talk to your parents?

380
00:22:18,260 --> 00:22:20,570
I will.
- When?

381
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:23,070
Once I become a superstar,
I will tell everyone.

382
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:24,880
Even my brother?

383
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,290
He hates you.

384
00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:29,150
He doesn't like you or your music.
- I see.

385
00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:30,790
Yes.
- That's a compliment for me.

386
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,240
And anyway, it doesn't matter
whether he likes me or not.

387
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:37,150
Jigar, why doesn't your mom like me?

388
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,460
Of course she likes you.

389
00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:40,450
I'll talk to her.

390
00:22:41,130 --> 00:22:43,230
When?
- Soon.

391
00:22:43,390 --> 00:22:45,750
No! Right now.

392
00:22:47,370 --> 00:22:48,270
What happened?

393
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:51,010
Everyone thinks that
you're just fooling around.

394
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,090
You know, baby, that's not true.
I love you.

395
00:22:53,230 --> 00:22:56,250
If you love me are you ready to marry me?
- Marriage?

396
00:22:56,430 --> 00:22:58,310
Yes. I want to marry you.

397
00:22:58,430 --> 00:22:59,500
I want to have kids.

398
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,230
I mean I am not saying right now.

399
00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:04,240
But if Rambo finds out that
you're serious...

400
00:23:04,260 --> 00:23:07,410
...and want to marry me, then maybe...

401
00:23:07,670 --> 00:23:08,520
What the...

402
00:23:09,010 --> 00:23:09,970
Rambo!

403
00:23:12,590 --> 00:23:13,590
You go talk to him now.

404
00:23:13,620 --> 00:23:14,920
I won't talk to him. Please

405
00:23:14,950 --> 00:23:16,020
Later. I will talk to him later.
- Later.

406
00:23:16,070 --> 00:23:18,070
Everything for you comes later.

407
00:23:18,290 --> 00:23:20,260
But listen to me.
- Then you also see me later.

408
00:23:20,470 --> 00:23:23,800
No.
- Naina. Naina, wait. Naina.

409
00:23:28,770 --> 00:23:35,100
"I wonder what bond I share with you?"

410
00:23:51,770 --> 00:23:57,750
"Your face... dwells in my eyes."

411
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:01,870
"I'm right behind you like a shadow."

412
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:07,950
"There's purity in your grace."

413
00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:11,860
"I've left my heart at your threshold."

414
00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:14,150
"Whether you hold me or let go."

415
00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:16,050
"Whether you keep me together
or break me apart."

416
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,960
"My heart says to me... "

417
00:24:18,010 --> 00:24:21,820
"There's someone who loves you."

418
00:24:21,850 --> 00:24:26,880
"I wonder what bond do I share with you?"

419
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,060
"Come closer and let me tell you... "

420
00:24:49,090 --> 00:24:53,460
"...I want to you to light up my dreams."

421
00:24:54,710 --> 00:25:01,110
"The heart conveys...
I am in love with you."

422
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:06,310
"I can't take my eyes off you."

423
00:25:06,410 --> 00:25:11,050
"My heart's being stubborn as well."

424
00:25:11,190 --> 00:25:13,190
"Whether you hold me or let go."

425
00:25:13,270 --> 00:25:15,180
"Whether you keep me together
or break me apart."

426
00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:17,010
"My heart says to me... "

427
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:20,960
"There's someone who loves you."

428
00:25:20,970 --> 00:25:27,310
"I wonder what bond do I share with you."

429
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,490
"Now I am wherever you are."

430
00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:08,500
"Your lanes are where I want to be."

431
00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:17,380
"I feel like our bond is
older than the moon."

432
00:26:17,780 --> 00:26:21,670
"Without you...
even my breath seems like a burden."

433
00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:26,430
"Do me a favor and just say yes."

434
00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:28,560
"Whether you hold me or let go."

435
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,590
"Whether you keep me together
or break me apart."

436
00:26:30,730 --> 00:26:32,530
"My heart says to me... "

437
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,400
"There's someone who loves you."

438
00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:42,840
"I wonder what bond I share with you?"

439
00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:03,480
Ma'am may I come in.
- Yes.

440
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,180
Yes, ma'am.

441
00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:08,930
Did you book the ticket for Kuala Lumpur?
- Yes, ma'am.

442
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,410
Ma'am, Mac Mohanta sir is here.

443
00:27:11,970 --> 00:27:13,800
We need to finalize dates for his movie.

444
00:27:14,290 --> 00:27:16,260
Shall I call him in?
- Yes.

445
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:17,530
Thank you.

446
00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:21,350
Mohanta sir please come.

447
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,060
Hello. Please, come in.
- Hello.

448
00:27:33,060 --> 00:27:37,070
So... are you ready for this, Shanaya?

449
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,770
This is a non-glamorous role.

450
00:27:39,850 --> 00:27:41,360
But your character...

451
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,890
No one has done a role like this
in Hollywood or Bollywood.

452
00:27:46,930 --> 00:27:47,950
I am so ready.

453
00:27:48,650 --> 00:27:52,040
I do have the looks to work
for a director like you.

454
00:27:52,260 --> 00:27:55,790
But... I am ready to show talent.
- Great.

455
00:27:55,930 --> 00:27:58,200
So the next time
I see you is in Kuala Lumpur?

456
00:27:58,360 --> 00:27:59,970
What is the show you're doing
in Kuala Lumpur?

457
00:28:00,460 --> 00:28:02,370
It's a reality show.

458
00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:03,540
Valentine's Day special.

459
00:28:03,990 --> 00:28:04,990
Guess what?

460
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:06,710
I am the prize.

461
00:28:07,030 --> 00:28:07,740
(Chuckles)

462
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,230
Really?
- (Chuckles) Yes.

463
00:28:10,290 --> 00:28:12,890
Anand.
- Yes, ma'am.

464
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,000
Show him the poster.
- Yes.

465
00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:16,790
(Sighs)

466
00:28:16,910 --> 00:28:17,890
Wow!

467
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,220
Fantastic.

468
00:28:26,110 --> 00:28:32,570
Win a date with a Diva
on Valentine's Day.

469
00:28:32,650 --> 00:28:34,100
I can't believe it.

470
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:36,170
Can you believe it?
- No, Sir.

471
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:39,360
Hey! Keep off your hand. She
is like your sister-in-law.

472
00:28:39,460 --> 00:28:41,910
Sorry, Sir.

473
00:28:43,570 --> 00:28:44,630
Look at her.

474
00:28:46,630 --> 00:28:48,200
What a face.

475
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,520
What eyes.

476
00:28:51,510 --> 00:28:52,900
What lips...

477
00:28:53,790 --> 00:28:56,250
What a lovely figure..!!

478
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,280
Sir, even your figure is very good.

479
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,640
What? What do you mean?

480
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:03,900
All the heroes in my hometown
look like you.

481
00:29:03,990 --> 00:29:05,260
Completely round.

482
00:29:05,940 --> 00:29:06,590
Yes, sir.

483
00:29:07,570 --> 00:29:10,840
Keep the poster down, and get out.
- Okay, sir. Okay, sir.

484
00:29:10,930 --> 00:29:11,750
Figure...

485
00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:17,390
Out.
- Good day, sir. Good day, ma'am.

486
00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:29,940
This is my chance.

487
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,160
Maybe my last chance.

488
00:29:35,860 --> 00:29:38,850
My dream can finally come true.

489
00:29:39,030 --> 00:29:41,330
I will have to win this contest.

490
00:29:43,710 --> 00:29:47,690
I love you, Shanaya. I love you a lot.

491
00:29:49,730 --> 00:29:51,320
That would be 68.

492
00:29:51,930 --> 00:29:52,960
This is yours.
- Muru...

493
00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:55,620
Sorry, myself Praveen Patel.

494
00:29:55,690 --> 00:29:57,250
PP. Enjoy.

495
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,020
(Chuckles)

496
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,250
I am going.
- Where, sir?

497
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:02,840
What do you care?
- Right, sir.

498
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,390
You're the boss, sir.
- Yes, I am boss.

499
00:30:05,550 --> 00:30:06,720
Yes.
- Give me the money.

500
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:15,880
Goodbye, sir.

501
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,010
Sorry, Sorry, Sorry,

502
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,120
Why did you take so long?
- Rambo was at home.

503
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,200
Naina.

504
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:30,680
And why didn't you answer your phone?

505
00:30:31,050 --> 00:30:32,600
I'll do as you say.

506
00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:35,840
But first marry me.
- Yes, I will.

507
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,400
You promised that
we'll get married on this Valentine's Day.

508
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,220
Yes. I will.

509
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,870
But...
- But what?

510
00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:46,120
Naina, I love you okay.

511
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,010
But first I want to be someone.

512
00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:49,510
I want to make money.

513
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,390
Enough to buy you everything you like.

514
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:57,730
Cars... clothes... jewelry...

515
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,890
And everything. Okay.
- Continue.

516
00:31:01,090 --> 00:31:03,170
I want to give you all the happiness
in the world.

517
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:04,880
And my mother's love too.

518
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,310
And your dad.
- Dad?

519
00:31:08,110 --> 00:31:10,010
He's in love with some Bollywood heroine.

520
00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:11,150
What?
- Yes.

521
00:31:11,210 --> 00:31:12,700
I saw him the other day.
- No.

522
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:13,720
Box of DVDs.

523
00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:18,030
And inside the DVDs there some pictures.
- Jigar. That's your dad.

524
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:19,010
My dad.

525
00:31:20,630 --> 00:31:21,580
What the hell.

526
00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:26,040
Oh no.

527
00:31:26,340 --> 00:31:28,810
What's he...
- What's he doing in the mall?

528
00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:29,660
I don't know.

529
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,770
He never comes to the mall.

530
00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:38,820
What's he doing in the mall?
- He looks confused.

531
00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:44,680
Good morning, miss.
- Yes.

532
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,420
Myself PP.

533
00:31:48,650 --> 00:31:49,520
(Stammers)

534
00:31:49,780 --> 00:31:51,870
Praveen Patel, I have an appointment.

535
00:31:53,330 --> 00:31:54,200
You need one.

536
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,280
Roberto. Your 3 o'clock is here.

537
00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:05,010
Please, have a seat.

538
00:32:05,910 --> 00:32:07,500
I know... I need one.

539
00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:20,140
Indian!

540
00:32:21,220 --> 00:32:22,110
Yes.

541
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,980
No, Indian. Only Italiano.

542
00:32:26,060 --> 00:32:26,660
I get it.

543
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,820
There's a pizza stuck in your antenna.

544
00:32:29,870 --> 00:32:35,150
Shut up! Don't act smart. Idiot!

545
00:32:35,190 --> 00:32:36,040
What?

546
00:32:36,670 --> 00:32:37,710
Welcome.

547
00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:41,080
Haircut.
- Yes, hair.

548
00:32:41,270 --> 00:32:42,050
Okay.

549
00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:43,120
Roberto!

550
00:32:47,670 --> 00:32:50,310
Hello, darling. I am Roberto.

551
00:32:50,540 --> 00:32:51,360
Who are you?

552
00:32:51,780 --> 00:32:56,400
What is there on your head?
- Myself PP.

553
00:32:56,430 --> 00:32:57,380
Praveen Patel.

554
00:32:57,590 --> 00:33:02,360
And this is...
45 years of money saving hair-cut.

555
00:33:02,650 --> 00:33:03,670
(Laughs)

556
00:33:04,180 --> 00:33:07,450
Come, it's time to give you
a new makeover.

557
00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:10,620
Yes, yes, will do.

558
00:33:10,820 --> 00:33:12,110
Superb, huh!

559
00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:13,860
(Stammers)

560
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,150
He... speak in Hindi?
- Hindi.

561
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:23,390
No, Italiano.
- English... little.

562
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,830
Okay, start now.
- Yeah.

563
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,800
(Hoover sound)

564
00:33:37,270 --> 00:33:39,450
Oh my... God!

565
00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:46,710
"They're scared of their wife,
and crazy about Sunny... "

566
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:49,160
"Day and night, they're on Google... "

567
00:33:49,210 --> 00:33:51,900
He looks younger.
- Yeah, but why is he doing this?

568
00:33:51,930 --> 00:33:53,310
"Ready to do anything"

569
00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:54,890
"They can lie like an expert."

570
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,980
"Make even their son look like
his father."

571
00:33:57,130 --> 00:33:59,600
Do you know how expensive this salon is?
- How much?

572
00:34:00,430 --> 00:34:04,080
300 Ringgit for a haircut.
- 300 Ringgit?

573
00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:04,890
What?

574
00:34:05,490 --> 00:34:06,820
I still need to buy clothes.

575
00:34:07,290 --> 00:34:10,480
You ripped me off for a haircut,
now how do you expect me to buy clothes?

576
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,910
300 Ringgits.

577
00:34:12,970 --> 00:34:17,970
"Just do what you're good at."

578
00:34:18,420 --> 00:34:21,580
"Something's definitely wrong."
- Thank you. Come again.

579
00:34:21,690 --> 00:34:24,870
"Something's definitely wrong."

580
00:34:24,890 --> 00:34:28,020
"Something's definitely wrong."

581
00:34:28,210 --> 00:34:32,510
"Something's definitely... wrong."

582
00:34:37,530 --> 00:34:38,620
Something's definitely not right.

583
00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:39,970
Everything's wrong.

584
00:34:40,010 --> 00:34:41,440
What?
- What?

585
00:34:41,570 --> 00:34:42,570
Nothing, let's go.

586
00:34:42,630 --> 00:34:43,670
Where?
- Home.

587
00:34:45,220 --> 00:34:48,210
"They're always so confused,
a big miser."

588
00:34:48,270 --> 00:34:51,670
"He's spent so much money,
everyone's confused."

589
00:34:51,710 --> 00:34:55,030
"I'm like a hot sweetmeat,
and he's like an old fritter."

590
00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:58,130
"I know he's a bit lazy,
but he's also crazy in her love."

591
00:34:58,190 --> 00:35:01,510
"He's fooling everyone only for a kiss."

592
00:35:01,630 --> 00:35:03,010
"Let it happen... "

593
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:03,890
You understood right,

594
00:35:05,410 --> 00:35:06,650
I am going in his room.

595
00:35:06,710 --> 00:35:07,860
You stand at the window.

596
00:35:07,990 --> 00:35:09,720
And as soon as you see him,
give me a call, okay?

597
00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:13,450
Okay, baby. Go.
- "Something's definitely... wrong."

598
00:35:13,620 --> 00:35:15,900
"Something's definitely... wrong."

599
00:35:15,940 --> 00:35:17,070
Call me.
- Okay.

600
00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:21,140
"Something's definitely... wrong."

601
00:35:21,310 --> 00:35:22,120
Mom.

602
00:35:36,930 --> 00:35:37,850
Mom.

603
00:35:44,450 --> 00:35:45,240
Jigar.

604
00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:47,960
Jigar.

605
00:35:49,170 --> 00:35:50,100
Where is it?

606
00:36:01,470 --> 00:36:03,950
Koki. Koki.

607
00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:20,720
Koki.

608
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:22,800
Koki...

609
00:36:46,450 --> 00:36:47,670
(Sighs)

610
00:36:49,950 --> 00:36:55,190
"My heart's crazy for you."

611
00:36:55,370 --> 00:37:01,420
"What's wrong with my heart
since I'm in love."

612
00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:06,300
"What's wrong with my heart
since I'm in love." - (Phone ringing)

613
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:11,410
"You're my madness, you're my love."

614
00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:13,490
"He's out."

615
00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:20,130
(Grunts)

616
00:37:26,910 --> 00:37:28,010
(Sighs)

617
00:37:32,170 --> 00:37:34,290
I guess I am drunk.

618
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,800
Who's going to help me?

619
00:37:39,170 --> 00:37:42,460
I will... help you.

620
00:37:54,010 --> 00:37:58,220
Shanaya... right before my eyes.

621
00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:01,450
Shall we begin?
- Yes.

622
00:38:03,230 --> 00:38:04,210
Your name.

623
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:09,160
Your name. - Praveen...

624
00:38:10,010 --> 00:38:10,740
PP.

625
00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:13,110
And your age.

626
00:38:15,590 --> 00:38:17,710
Whatever you feel's right.

627
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,770
Actually... I am just 35.

628
00:38:22,860 --> 00:38:24,270
You look like you're 45.

629
00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:28,090
Fine... it's neither you nor me.

630
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:30,530
Let's finalize on 40, right?

631
00:38:30,650 --> 00:38:32,720
Naughty at 40!

632
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:33,910
Will do?

633
00:38:36,090 --> 00:38:37,750
And... sex?

634
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:42,350
Yes... will do.

635
00:38:42,370 --> 00:38:45,730
Why not?
- Stupid... Male or Female?

636
00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:51,870
Stupid! You know Gujarati?

637
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,740
I do.
- Me too.

638
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,760
Awesome!

639
00:39:02,380 --> 00:39:07,230
It's a saying, one should
speak looking into the eyes.

640
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,160
Not anywhere else.

641
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:11,800
Sorry.

642
00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:14,530
My eyes slipped a little below.

643
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:15,920
Sorry.

644
00:39:18,910 --> 00:39:23,940
Tell me... what about 'that'?

645
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:26,970
That?
- Yeah.

646
00:39:27,050 --> 00:39:31,100
(Chuckles) I'm putting in all this effort
for 'that'.

647
00:39:31,130 --> 00:39:34,780
Not 'that'... I mean marriage.
- Sorry.

648
00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:36,590
I didn't.

649
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:41,410
I am a bachelor forever
and ever my love.

650
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,300
(Phone ringing)

651
00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:45,340
Who is it?
Who is it?

652
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,330
Who is it?

653
00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:47,140
You?

654
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,580
Yes, Naina.
- The old man is home.

655
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:52,910
The old man is home.

656
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,480
Yes, I know the old man's at home.

657
00:39:54,700 --> 00:39:56,190
Would you like to talk to him?
- Old man?

658
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,850
Old man who?

659
00:39:58,950 --> 00:40:01,010
Was your uncle here?
- You.

660
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,990
This latest shirt and new haircut
doesn't make you look young.

661
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,390
Get real!
- You...

662
00:40:09,210 --> 00:40:11,980
What are you doing here?

663
00:40:12,470 --> 00:40:13,930
Spying.
- On who?

664
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:15,450
You.
- Why?

665
00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:18,470
I've seen and heard everything, dad.

666
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:33,450
Dad.

667
00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:40,570
Stop it, dad,
are you going to finish the bottle?

668
00:40:40,790 --> 00:40:41,650
Yes, so?

669
00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:45,630
I will finish the entire bottle, so?

670
00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:48,380
Hey!

671
00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:58,610
A man and his bottle stay
together forever.

672
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:00,920
Understood? You didn't?

673
00:41:00,990 --> 00:41:01,880
Let me explain.

674
00:41:03,490 --> 00:41:05,480
Which bottle do you get when you're born?

675
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:07,370
Speak up?

676
00:41:07,990 --> 00:41:10,210
Milk bottle.
- Right, milk bottle.

677
00:41:10,470 --> 00:41:11,950
Remember.

678
00:41:12,510 --> 00:41:15,280
After that,
which bottle do you get at school?

679
00:41:15,990 --> 00:41:16,760
Come on.

680
00:41:17,570 --> 00:41:19,440
Water bottle. Yeah.

681
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:23,370
Then, when you're a grown up...
it's the beer bottle.

682
00:41:23,540 --> 00:41:25,290
Which you drink, I know.

683
00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:29,330
After that... once you're married,
it's the whiskey bottle.

684
00:41:31,290 --> 00:41:36,000
And after you're dead,
it's the bottle of holy water.

685
00:41:37,150 --> 00:41:37,890
Get it.

686
00:41:38,660 --> 00:41:40,270
It's a deep bond.

687
00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:43,290
Whether anyone else stays
with you or not...

688
00:41:43,660 --> 00:41:46,380
...but the bottle will never leave you.

689
00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:47,380
Understood.

690
00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:49,260
My tall-legged son.

691
00:41:54,740 --> 00:41:55,470
(Sighs)

692
00:41:56,030 --> 00:41:59,300
Dad, stop it now. You're drunk.

693
00:42:00,540 --> 00:42:01,450
I know.

694
00:42:02,370 --> 00:42:03,250
(Grunts)

695
00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:10,230
Will you hear the tragedy of my life?
- (Sighs) Tell me.

696
00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:15,660
Look... Don't misunderstand me.

697
00:42:17,030 --> 00:42:20,290
You see... Koki has a clear heart.

698
00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:30,610
But she's only interested in praying,
worshiping, saints...

699
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:37,920
...her crab-dance...
and her mixed vegetables.

700
00:42:37,970 --> 00:42:41,040
Other than that,
she isn't interested in anything else.

701
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,690
Shanaya... is my dream girl.

702
00:42:46,310 --> 00:42:47,820
She's my dream girl.

703
00:42:48,850 --> 00:42:54,620
I want to spend one...
only one day with her.

704
00:42:55,260 --> 00:42:57,350
So that I can live my dream.

705
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,400
(Sniffles) I don't like this, dad.

706
00:43:01,750 --> 00:43:02,990
This doesn't suit you.

707
00:43:03,290 --> 00:43:05,550
And I love mom.
I don't want her to get hurt.

708
00:43:05,590 --> 00:43:11,320
Hey... even I love my Koko-dile.

709
00:43:11,730 --> 00:43:16,480
I'll never do anything
to hurt your mother.

710
00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:18,060
I promise you.

711
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,510
You won't listen, will you?
- Promise.

712
00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:28,770
Koko-dile.

713
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,800
(Gasps)

714
00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:33,990
Wow!

715
00:43:34,430 --> 00:43:37,540
Years later I'm watching
father and son together.

716
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:38,850
Thank you, O great one.

717
00:43:39,350 --> 00:43:43,220
He's my son,
who else do you expect to see me with?

718
00:43:43,410 --> 00:43:44,200
Correct.

719
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:45,440
Listen up.

720
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:46,920
Babaji has predicted that...

721
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,120
...soon some lady
will be entering our family.

722
00:43:48,710 --> 00:43:49,890
And she's your destiny.

723
00:43:50,070 --> 00:43:51,390
Yes, I know. It's Naina.

724
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,050
Yes, mom. It's Naina.

725
00:43:56,090 --> 00:43:58,220
I'll talk to her.
- What?

726
00:43:58,770 --> 00:43:59,410
You shut up.

727
00:44:00,850 --> 00:44:02,190
Naina can't be a part of
this family, son.

728
00:44:02,430 --> 00:44:04,890
She isn't a bad girl, she's nice.

729
00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:07,560
But there's a big difference
in our lifestyle and hers.

730
00:44:07,810 --> 00:44:10,170
She can't adjust.
- Mom, she will manage.

731
00:44:10,290 --> 00:44:10,840
Trust me.

732
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,060
She won't, you trust me.

733
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:14,760
Dad, say something okay.

734
00:44:15,530 --> 00:44:17,910
Fine, you two go out...
let me think something.

735
00:44:18,810 --> 00:44:20,380
Go on.
- Thinking won't help.

736
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:21,990
Keep thinking... but not Naina.

737
00:44:22,190 --> 00:44:23,280
Dad, you better take care.

738
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,530
(Flight sound)

739
00:44:37,350 --> 00:44:38,220
Shanaya.

740
00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:40,250
Shanaya.

741
00:44:41,020 --> 00:44:41,920
Shanaya.

742
00:44:42,690 --> 00:44:43,600
Shanaya.

743
00:44:44,470 --> 00:44:45,550
Shanaya.

744
00:44:46,380 --> 00:44:47,330
Shanaya.

745
00:44:48,130 --> 00:44:49,170
Shanaya.

746
00:44:49,870 --> 00:44:51,030
Shanaya.

747
00:44:54,850 --> 00:44:55,300
Pen.

748
00:45:01,450 --> 00:45:02,360
(Claps)

749
00:45:08,060 --> 00:45:09,090
Congratulations.

750
00:45:09,450 --> 00:45:10,350
Same to you, sir.

751
00:45:13,170 --> 00:45:16,230
Shanaya, remember one thing.

752
00:45:17,170 --> 00:45:19,220
I will be your best friend off set.

753
00:45:20,130 --> 00:45:22,540
But on the set, I am a professional.

754
00:45:23,260 --> 00:45:26,300
And I expect the same from you.
- You won't be disappointed, sir.

755
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:27,850
I am sure I won't.

756
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:28,790
And remember.

757
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:33,970
If you really want to give life
to this character...

758
00:45:34,570 --> 00:45:38,380
...then you must live in
a middle-class Gujarati family.

759
00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:41,550
Only then will you be
able to do justice to this role.

760
00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:43,140
Okay.

761
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:43,890
Great.

762
00:45:44,830 --> 00:45:45,620
Let's have a photo.

763
00:45:46,750 --> 00:45:50,090
(Camera clicks)

764
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,440
(Rattling)

765
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:05,860
Good morning, sir.

766
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:07,150
You're early today.

767
00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:09,260
This is my store.

768
00:46:09,770 --> 00:46:11,800
I can come whenever I want.

769
00:46:13,350 --> 00:46:13,830
Right, sir.

770
00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:15,710
Very good.

771
00:46:16,150 --> 00:46:18,340
Now do as I say,
and don't think too much.

772
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,530
Something might break inside.

773
00:46:20,740 --> 00:46:22,430
And just do as I say.

774
00:46:23,270 --> 00:46:29,100
Get all the Valentine's Day forms
from the other stores.

775
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:30,390
Okay, sir.

776
00:46:30,530 --> 00:46:35,640
Next, take all the forms in our stores.

777
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:40,110
And shred the entire bundle
in the shredder.

778
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:42,350
Don't think... or something might break.

779
00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:44,050
Just go and do.

780
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,460
(Hissing)

781
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:49,850
(Gibberish)

782
00:46:52,770 --> 00:46:53,920
I don't get it.

783
00:46:59,610 --> 00:47:04,460
How can anyone else win
when there will be no form left?

784
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:06,900
So I will win.

785
00:47:07,660 --> 00:47:10,000
I love you, Shanaya.

786
00:47:10,410 --> 00:47:14,160
I'll be your hero...
and I'm your villain.

787
00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:16,010
Hey, Villain.

788
00:47:19,330 --> 00:47:20,660
Shanaya, my love.

789
00:47:21,810 --> 00:47:24,280
We'll definitely talk in 5 minutes.

790
00:47:28,570 --> 00:47:29,430
(Sighs)

791
00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:40,310
Hello and welcome to the Vjon presents
'Date with a Diva' contest.

792
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,330
For the first time
in television history...

793
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,910
...the winner gets a chance to go
on a romantic date...

794
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,290
...with his favorite superstar
on Valentine's Day.

795
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:49,720
And that superstar is...

796
00:47:49,830 --> 00:47:53,910
The stunning, the gorgeous,
the reigning queen of Bollywood...

797
00:47:54,130 --> 00:47:55,850
Superstar Shanaya!

798
00:48:19,970 --> 00:48:21,870
Welcome to 'Date with a Diva'...

799
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,640
... with yours, truly Shanaya.

800
00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:30,540
As you all know,
I am waiting for your... call.

801
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:34,710
And who will be impress me.
- All that later, first talk to me.

802
00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:37,990
He will be my date for Valentine's Day.

803
00:48:38,940 --> 00:48:40,920
Talk to her! Talk to her!

804
00:48:40,990 --> 00:48:43,200
(Phone ringing)

805
00:48:43,290 --> 00:48:45,360
Hello. Hello.

806
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:46,230
Who's that?

807
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,640
How did his call get connected,
and not mine?

808
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,780
I think I can't hear you.

809
00:48:51,830 --> 00:48:53,160
(Phone disconnected tone)

810
00:48:53,240 --> 00:49:00,200
I am sorry... I guess
we won't meet on Valentine's day.

811
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,840
Get lost...

812
00:49:04,890 --> 00:49:07,040
(Phone ringing)

813
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:08,090
Hello.

814
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:09,960
Hello.

815
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,690
Your name?
- What's my name?

816
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:16,740
Praveen Patel!

817
00:49:17,980 --> 00:49:19,600
What kind of a name is Praveen Patel?

818
00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:21,880
Such a rotten name.

819
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,670
One should think twice
before suggesting a name...

820
00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:25,830
...it comes with an expiry date.

821
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:27,590
Hello.

822
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:36,670
Can you hear me?
- I can even hear your heartbeat.

823
00:49:36,830 --> 00:49:38,460
(Laughs)

824
00:49:38,540 --> 00:49:39,990
How sweet.

825
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:43,540
You haven't told me your name yet.

826
00:49:43,570 --> 00:49:45,450
What's in the name, Shanaya?

827
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,290
You can call me anything you want.

828
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,640
If you're Shanaya, I am radish.

829
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,650
If you're a kite,
I am your solar cell.

830
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:58,190
If you're a bull, I am the bell.

831
00:49:58,410 --> 00:50:01,160
No... I am the bull...

832
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:05,330
Sorry... I fumbled, sorry.
- (Laughs) You're so funny.

833
00:50:05,350 --> 00:50:08,990
But you will have to tell me your name.
- I see.

834
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,230
I've a very outdated name, huh!

835
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:13,060
Don't mind.

836
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:16,410
If you don't like it, I'll change it.

837
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:20,150
My name is PP.

838
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:21,910
Okay, Mr. PP.

839
00:50:22,050 --> 00:50:23,900
Are you ready to play a game?

840
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:26,470
Can I ask you a question?
- Yes.

841
00:50:27,490 --> 00:50:29,210
My first question...

842
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,830
What if I wasn't an actress?

843
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:38,520
Third world war.
- What?

844
00:50:38,940 --> 00:50:40,290
Look...

845
00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:42,900
If you hadn't been so gorgeous,
you wouldn't be an actor.

846
00:50:43,330 --> 00:50:45,480
And if you wouldn't have
come on television.

847
00:50:45,740 --> 00:50:49,370
And then people like me
wouldn't have fallen in love with you.

848
00:50:49,550 --> 00:50:54,290
And without love, I would've joined
the army out of frustration.

849
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,210
And thousands of youngsters like me...

850
00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:59,810
... would've joined their army out
of frustration.

851
00:51:00,270 --> 00:51:01,070
Think about it.

852
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:06,480
If so many frustrated people,
join the army in their country...

853
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,200
...it could only lead to
the third world war.

854
00:51:09,940 --> 00:51:10,920
Oh my, God!

855
00:51:11,290 --> 00:51:14,170
Your line of thinking is really unique.

856
00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:16,630
I can never think like that.

857
00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:19,150
Don't think, Shanaya. Don't think.

858
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,500
Just ask the next question
and make me win.

859
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:25,000
Okay, PP, my last question.

860
00:51:25,860 --> 00:51:30,160
If I don't go on a date with you,
then what?

861
00:51:30,890 --> 00:51:33,340
End of the world.
- What?

862
00:51:33,740 --> 00:51:34,540
Let me explain.

863
00:51:35,180 --> 00:51:40,140
If I can join the army
and start a Third World War...

864
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:41,240
...even though I don't know you.

865
00:51:41,340 --> 00:51:45,300
So you can imagine, after knowing you,
and talking to you...

866
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:49,050
...if I don't get to meet you,
what am I capable of doing.

867
00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:53,240
Third World War is a small thing,
I can annihilate the entire planet.

868
00:51:53,270 --> 00:51:56,660
Oh...
- Shanaya, please don't mind, but...

869
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,800
...you will have to go on a date with me.

870
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:02,270
Not for me, not for yourself...

871
00:52:03,140 --> 00:52:05,270
But, for the future of this planet.

872
00:52:06,350 --> 00:52:09,880
For the future of small, innocent kids.

873
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:13,610
For the betterment of
the entire human race...

874
00:52:13,630 --> 00:52:15,110
...you will have to go on a date with me.

875
00:52:15,140 --> 00:52:15,790
Please, please...

876
00:52:15,820 --> 00:52:18,540
PP, I've been to every city in the world.

877
00:52:18,780 --> 00:52:24,260
But... I never came
across anyone like you.

878
00:52:24,620 --> 00:52:30,010
But... you haven't seen me yet.
- But I will soon.

879
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,060
Because... with your unique answers...

880
00:52:33,610 --> 00:52:39,270
...you've won my heart,
along with this contest.

881
00:52:39,510 --> 00:52:40,930
You're the winner, PP.

882
00:52:40,980 --> 00:52:43,790
Hail Lord!

883
00:52:44,260 --> 00:52:45,740
Thank you! Thank you!

884
00:52:46,670 --> 00:52:50,740
(Grunts)

885
00:53:07,550 --> 00:53:11,500
Jigolo... your father did
a cool Jackson style.

886
00:53:36,790 --> 00:53:39,470
Hello, Mr. Patel.
- Hi.

887
00:53:49,420 --> 00:53:49,910
Sir.

888
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,240
Are you okay?

889
00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:00,090
Yes.

890
00:54:03,510 --> 00:54:04,590
(Sighs)

891
00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:08,940
PP?

892
00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:11,630
- Hi!
- Hi.

893
00:54:11,650 --> 00:54:13,720
(Laughs)

894
00:54:14,850 --> 00:54:16,610
Sorry. Sorry. Hi. Hello.

895
00:54:16,870 --> 00:54:17,980
Happy Valentine's Day.

896
00:54:20,990 --> 00:54:23,190
But I didn't get anything for you.
- So what?

897
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:24,550
Have a seat.

898
00:54:25,190 --> 00:54:27,340
I have my own seat.
Oh, sorry.

899
00:54:31,490 --> 00:54:32,440
(Sighs)

900
00:54:33,410 --> 00:54:34,590
Can we talk?
- Sure.

901
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,750
You know how I feel about you.

902
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:44,200
Why don't you tell me
how do you find me?

903
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:47,700
Well... you don't look 40.

904
00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:54,380
Yeah, I've always looked older
than my age.

905
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:57,540
Sorry... sorry.

906
00:54:58,170 --> 00:55:00,640
Actually, I am not 40.

907
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:05,120
It was my birthday yesterday,
and I turned 41.

908
00:55:05,140 --> 00:55:07,940
Aah... happy belated birthday.
- Thank you.

909
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:11,090
If I had known,
I would've brought another gift.

910
00:55:11,930 --> 00:55:15,520
You're in front of me,
what could be a better gift?

911
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:19,930
No one ever made me
so happy in 45 years.

912
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:21,400
What?
- What?

913
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:24,090
You said 45.
- 45?

914
00:55:24,260 --> 00:55:24,920
Yes.

915
00:55:25,170 --> 00:55:28,730
Yeah... I mean 4 to 5.
- Oh.

916
00:55:29,570 --> 00:55:30,280
4 to 5...

917
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,870
No one ever made me so happy
in the last 4 to 5 years.

918
00:55:33,070 --> 00:55:33,880
(Sighs)

919
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:35,200
You know, PP.

920
00:55:35,930 --> 00:55:37,890
The other day,
when we were talking on the phone...

921
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:39,950
...you only talked about me.

922
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:45,520
Today I want to talk about you.
- Me?

923
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,240
Yes. I want to know everything.

924
00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:53,830
Your hobbies, your interests...
what do you like.

925
00:55:54,620 --> 00:55:55,970
(Giggles)

926
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,540
Forgive me... but the truth is...

927
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:06,690
...you're my hobby,
you're the one I am interested in.

928
00:56:07,210 --> 00:56:09,070
Do you like films?
- Yes.

929
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:14,100
You know, PP, that day
when we were talking on the phone...

930
00:56:14,380 --> 00:56:16,680
...I realized you've a writer's mind.

931
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,490
Really?
- Yeah.

932
00:56:19,090 --> 00:56:22,120
Can you help me with my film's story?

933
00:56:23,860 --> 00:56:24,980
Yes, why not.

934
00:56:25,510 --> 00:56:28,450
By the way,
I've made-up many stories.

935
00:56:28,470 --> 00:56:33,500
Really?
- I need to cook-up lies for Kokila.

936
00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:36,250
Who's Kokila?
- Who's Kokila? Kokila, who?

937
00:56:36,430 --> 00:56:39,740
Who's Kokila?
I was talking about my mother.

938
00:56:40,270 --> 00:56:43,250
We address our mother as Kokila.
Kokila.

939
00:56:43,330 --> 00:56:45,340
By the way, my mother's name is Rama.

940
00:56:45,630 --> 00:56:48,550
And where is she?
- She passed away.

941
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:50,960
Two years ago... due to a heart attack.

942
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:53,120
So sad.

943
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,200
By the way, I love such families.

944
00:56:56,620 --> 00:56:59,670
You know...
mom, dad, brother, sister...

945
00:57:00,070 --> 00:57:00,920
Complete family.

946
00:57:01,420 --> 00:57:02,770
Who's in your family?

947
00:57:05,220 --> 00:57:06,560
Problem!

948
00:57:07,540 --> 00:57:08,700
The old lady's already dead.

949
00:57:09,550 --> 00:57:11,070
I'll have to lie about the old man now.

950
00:57:11,430 --> 00:57:13,680
What?
- (Giggles)

951
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:18,450
Like I said...
my mother passed away...

952
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,130
...but, my father's still alive.

953
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,950
I live with my father.

954
00:57:23,130 --> 00:57:24,360
(Chuckles)

955
00:57:25,070 --> 00:57:30,690
'If you really want to give
life to this character... '

956
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:36,030
'...then you must live in
a middle-class Gujarati family.'

957
00:57:36,850 --> 00:57:39,420
'Only then will you be
able to do justice to this role.'

958
00:58:15,690 --> 00:58:16,590
Cheers.

959
00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:20,210
(Burps)

960
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:24,720
(Laughs)

961
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:25,850
PP.
- Yes.

962
00:58:26,030 --> 00:58:29,670
Do you want me to be a big star?
- Yes, of course.

963
00:58:30,710 --> 00:58:34,300
You know,
only you can make me a star.

964
00:58:34,540 --> 00:58:36,130
Me?
- Hmmm.

965
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,470
I'm supposed to play
the role of a Gujarati housewife.

966
00:58:40,370 --> 00:58:41,340
But honestly speaking...

967
00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:45,180
...I've no experience of
any Gujarati family.

968
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:47,370
I have no one.

969
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,150
And I spent all my childhood
in a boarding school.

970
00:58:50,590 --> 00:58:51,770
I grew up away from home.

971
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:54,690
You know, I never had a family...

972
00:58:54,830 --> 00:58:56,890
...which consisted of parents or siblings.

973
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,880
You know, like a proper Indian family.
- Yes.

974
00:59:00,050 --> 00:59:04,210
But one man can give me such a family.
- Who?

975
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:07,170
You!
- Me?

976
00:59:07,630 --> 00:59:08,680
Yes.

977
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:10,350
I know it's a little awkward, but...

978
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,360
...can I stay in your house?

979
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,210
You know,
to learn about a Gujarati family.

980
00:59:14,620 --> 00:59:17,240
You, mother, father...
I mean, if you have no objection.

981
00:59:17,270 --> 00:59:18,960
(Giggles)

982
00:59:19,420 --> 00:59:20,720
You will...

983
00:59:20,990 --> 00:59:23,960
You will live in my house?
(Giggles)

984
00:59:24,510 --> 00:59:25,560
Objection...

985
00:59:26,430 --> 00:59:29,940
I need an injection,
I'm going to faint with happiness.

986
00:59:29,980 --> 00:59:32,140
Okay... Are you okay?
- You...

987
00:59:32,370 --> 00:59:33,990
Breath... in-out.

988
00:59:34,190 --> 00:59:37,450
(Gasps)

989
00:59:38,100 --> 00:59:39,520
Are you okay?
- Yeah.

990
00:59:39,820 --> 00:59:41,160
I'll come by day after tomorrow.

991
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:43,470
We'll stay together for few days.
- Yes.

992
00:59:43,650 --> 00:59:46,590
You, me and...
- And?

993
00:59:46,950 --> 00:59:49,540
Your papa.
- My papa?

994
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:50,770
(Chuckles)

995
00:59:50,820 --> 00:59:52,210
(Giggles)

996
01:00:17,330 --> 01:00:18,100
(Groans)

997
01:00:25,850 --> 01:00:28,740
This isn't a dream, PP... its reality.

998
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:32,470
Shanaya's going to stay with you.

999
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:36,470
What about Koki?

1000
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:39,540
And what about Jigar?

1001
01:00:41,650 --> 01:00:43,240
This is a serious problem.

1002
01:00:47,430 --> 01:00:51,510
PP, God doesn't always give
an opportunity like this.

1003
01:00:51,930 --> 01:00:55,010
Don't let this slip from your hands.

1004
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:56,800
You can do this!

1005
01:00:56,930 --> 01:00:58,420
You can do this!

1006
01:01:00,450 --> 01:01:02,130
Now watch what I do?

1007
01:01:12,230 --> 01:01:15,570
Hi. Myself Praveen Patel.

1008
01:01:16,450 --> 01:01:17,230
How are you?

1009
01:01:20,470 --> 01:01:21,170
(Chuckles)

1010
01:01:21,190 --> 01:01:23,490
PP! How come you're so early today?

1011
01:01:23,510 --> 01:01:25,570
No, no, you two are late.

1012
01:01:26,030 --> 01:01:27,030
Wait, wait...

1013
01:01:27,790 --> 01:01:28,660
Stop.

1014
01:01:32,270 --> 01:01:32,800
Hi.

1015
01:01:34,790 --> 01:01:36,140
Why did you two come so late?

1016
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,230
It's alright.

1017
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:39,820
Like that.

1018
01:01:43,170 --> 01:01:43,800
Hey!

1019
01:01:44,070 --> 01:01:48,350
Listen, while I was working out, I...

1020
01:01:48,430 --> 01:01:50,410
I...

1021
01:01:51,660 --> 01:01:52,360
I was thinking...

1022
01:01:52,870 --> 01:01:53,760
The world...

1023
01:01:55,190 --> 01:01:56,420
The world's made of brass.

1024
01:01:58,100 --> 01:02:02,130
If there's anything like pure gold,
then that's friendship.

1025
01:02:03,190 --> 01:02:04,300
Our friendship.

1026
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:10,830
You see, PP, I'm running low
on my bank balance these days.

1027
01:02:10,900 --> 01:02:13,860
And... I'm flying to India next week.

1028
01:02:13,990 --> 01:02:18,060
If you can wait,
I can arrange something next month.

1029
01:02:18,100 --> 01:02:21,020
Hey... How can you think so low?

1030
01:02:21,910 --> 01:02:25,140
I want to take you two out for lunch.

1031
01:02:25,170 --> 01:02:30,060
(Laughs)

1032
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,630
PP You'll take us out for lunch.

1033
01:02:32,650 --> 01:02:33,780
So what's the problem?

1034
01:02:33,910 --> 01:02:35,640
You two are my best friends.

1035
01:02:35,930 --> 01:02:38,920
What do you want, PP?
- Nothing!

1036
01:02:41,270 --> 01:02:43,380
Fine, I want a small favor.
Small one.

1037
01:02:43,410 --> 01:02:46,050
See, Velji. I knew it.

1038
01:02:46,510 --> 01:02:47,510
When PP's too generous...

1039
01:02:48,110 --> 01:02:50,150
...it means his shop's in trouble.

1040
01:02:50,180 --> 01:02:51,450
It's not like you think.
It's not like you think.

1041
01:02:51,470 --> 01:02:53,190
Come on, speak up...
what do you want?

1042
01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:55,150
What do you want?
- Okay, okay.

1043
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:55,900
Listen.

1044
01:02:58,990 --> 01:03:02,800
Somehow we've to get
Koko-dile out of the house.

1045
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:10,120
...and one of you has
to pose as my father.

1046
01:03:10,580 --> 01:03:11,830
What?

1047
01:03:12,010 --> 01:03:13,630
Relax. Relax. Calm down.

1048
01:03:13,690 --> 01:03:14,500
You'll get a heart attack.

1049
01:03:14,710 --> 01:03:16,590
Relax.
Let me explain, I'll explain everything.

1050
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:17,520
Listen.

1051
01:03:25,470 --> 01:03:31,300
(Bell ringing sound)

1052
01:03:36,020 --> 01:03:37,230
Hail to lord Shri Krishna!

1053
01:03:41,970 --> 01:03:43,550
(Grunts)

1054
01:03:45,270 --> 01:03:46,630
What's going on, papa?

1055
01:03:48,930 --> 01:03:50,270
Are you drunk in the morning?

1056
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:53,620
Come.

1057
01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:56,660
Oh my.

1058
01:03:59,700 --> 01:04:01,890
Last night, when I was walking alone.

1059
01:04:01,930 --> 01:04:02,880
You, alone?

1060
01:04:02,950 --> 01:04:05,620
Don't interfere,
I'll cancel your marriage.

1061
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:06,870
Okay, sorry. Go on.

1062
01:04:07,830 --> 01:04:09,550
Last night,
when I was walking alone...

1063
01:04:10,890 --> 01:04:16,520
...my heart said to me
"PP, you're no longer a young".

1064
01:04:16,970 --> 01:04:18,730
That happened 20 years ago, dad.

1065
01:04:20,150 --> 01:04:21,640
Sorry. Sorry. Go on.

1066
01:04:22,350 --> 01:04:23,050
Go on.

1067
01:04:24,590 --> 01:04:25,510
Continue.

1068
01:04:27,970 --> 01:04:31,190
I want to bring a change.

1069
01:04:32,340 --> 01:04:36,460
I... want to spend more time
with my family...

1070
01:04:37,770 --> 01:04:45,310
...with Jigar and his future wife,
and with you.

1071
01:04:45,940 --> 01:04:49,310
Now... it's time for a change, Koki.

1072
01:04:49,460 --> 01:04:50,890
(Sighs)

1073
01:04:51,740 --> 01:04:55,070
My coarse husband (Barks)...

1074
01:04:55,950 --> 01:04:59,400
...is sounding sweeter
than Shah Rukh Khan today.

1075
01:05:01,630 --> 01:05:04,590
These pointy hairs like Sanjay Dutt.

1076
01:05:04,660 --> 01:05:07,370
The colorful Himesh Reshamiya shirt.

1077
01:05:07,420 --> 01:05:07,860
And...

1078
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:09,470
Red shoes?

1079
01:05:10,450 --> 01:05:13,050
Fine, fine. I am very happy.

1080
01:05:13,150 --> 01:05:16,060
It's all babaji's blessings.
- Babaji?

1081
01:05:16,570 --> 01:05:19,000
Koki... - (Phone ringing)
- Compulsory.

1082
01:05:19,020 --> 01:05:20,440
Hold on.
- Okay

1083
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:24,840
Koki.
- Yeah.

1084
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:28,120
Get me some water.
- Now?

1085
01:05:28,350 --> 01:05:29,800
Please.
- I'll get it.

1086
01:05:33,140 --> 01:05:34,440
Who is it, dad?

1087
01:05:34,750 --> 01:05:37,440
Why don't you...
mind your own business.

1088
01:05:37,550 --> 01:05:40,810
(Phone ringing)

1089
01:05:45,550 --> 01:05:47,050
Hello, Shanaya.
- Hi, PP.

1090
01:05:48,110 --> 01:05:49,840
I hope I'm not disturbing you, right?

1091
01:05:50,670 --> 01:05:51,930
What are you saying?

1092
01:05:52,590 --> 01:05:54,620
You can never disturb me.

1093
01:05:54,830 --> 01:05:57,370
If you don't call me,
I'll get disturbed.

1094
01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:01,340
Please... don't be so formal with me.

1095
01:06:02,270 --> 01:06:04,030
Treat me like a buddy.

1096
01:06:04,090 --> 01:06:05,610
PP, you're such a darling.

1097
01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:11,200
I called because...
I'll come on Saturday, not Sunday.

1098
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:13,210
It won't be a problem, right?

1099
01:06:13,430 --> 01:06:15,910
What are you saying?

1100
01:06:16,090 --> 01:06:18,450
Of course you can come,
this is your home.

1101
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:20,820
Why Saturday, you can come today.

1102
01:06:23,290 --> 01:06:29,150
Give me an hour,
I'll call you and confirm it.

1103
01:06:29,750 --> 01:06:31,220
Okay, PP. Bye.

1104
01:06:41,070 --> 01:06:42,150
(Finger snaps)

1105
01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:44,620
I'll call Velji.
- (Clears throat)

1106
01:06:45,870 --> 01:06:47,540
Moron, what's your problem?

1107
01:06:48,310 --> 01:06:50,190
You're always sneaking up on me...

1108
01:06:50,210 --> 01:06:51,590
...either from inside the cupboard,
or from behind the door.

1109
01:06:51,940 --> 01:06:53,410
Are you my son or black-money?

1110
01:06:54,190 --> 01:06:55,750
Who were you calling home?

1111
01:06:56,150 --> 01:06:58,170
The stray-animal catches.

1112
01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:00,460
They must be on their way,
better hide.

1113
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,010
(Phone ringing)

1114
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:13,180
(Phone ringing)

1115
01:07:14,350 --> 01:07:17,150
Oh Lord...
- (Phone ringing)

1116
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:22,000
Patel. What is the time?
- (Phone ringing)

1117
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:23,270
(Yawn)

1118
01:07:23,290 --> 01:07:25,710
(Phone ringing)
- It's 11 o'clock.

1119
01:07:29,230 --> 01:07:32,540
Hello. Hello.

1120
01:07:32,710 --> 01:07:35,510
What hello... I made the call.

1121
01:07:35,590 --> 01:07:36,910
Mansukh bhai.

1122
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:39,180
How are you? All okay?

1123
01:07:39,350 --> 01:07:40,550
Keep speaking.

1124
01:07:40,630 --> 01:07:41,190
What?

1125
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:44,270
Shanti Bai is serious.
- (Yawns)

1126
01:07:44,810 --> 01:07:46,260
You're serious about Shanaya.

1127
01:07:46,710 --> 01:07:48,370
Your grandma...
- Grandma!

1128
01:07:48,390 --> 01:07:49,870
She isn't dead yet.
She isn't dead.

1129
01:07:49,890 --> 01:07:53,110
She's just serious.
- I see, give me the phone.

1130
01:07:53,150 --> 01:07:54,720
Hold on, I am talking to him.

1131
01:07:55,150 --> 01:07:56,350
Yes, go on.

1132
01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:58,650
What?

1133
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,930
She's only got few days to live.

1134
01:08:01,170 --> 01:08:02,570
Shanaya's going to be your guest.

1135
01:08:02,710 --> 01:08:04,090
Jigar's marriage.

1136
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:05,570
What is she saying?

1137
01:08:06,190 --> 01:08:07,290
Her last wish!

1138
01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:09,150
You're wish...
- What is she saying?

1139
01:08:09,170 --> 01:08:11,010
Get Jigar married with Naina.
- What?

1140
01:08:11,150 --> 01:08:14,330
Yes. Koki and I will fly down
tomorrow morning.

1141
01:08:15,370 --> 01:08:17,660
Only Koki. Why?

1142
01:08:17,690 --> 01:08:19,560
Give me the phone. (Wails)

1143
01:08:19,580 --> 01:08:22,810
- Okay... here talk to Koki. Talk to Koki.
- (Wailing)

1144
01:08:23,110 --> 01:08:24,120
Here. Here.

1145
01:08:24,140 --> 01:08:25,120
Hello.

1146
01:08:25,970 --> 01:08:27,350
Hello. (Wails)

1147
01:08:27,510 --> 01:08:31,030
Why can't I hear anything?
- Give it to me. It's a trunk call.

1148
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:32,880
And you know you're going deaf.
- Yeah.

1149
01:08:32,990 --> 01:08:34,280
Yes... Hello.

1150
01:08:34,300 --> 01:08:35,150
Pervert,
why did you give the phone to her?

1151
01:08:35,170 --> 01:08:39,980
Listen... I'll send Koki for
Mumbai tomorrow morning.

1152
01:08:40,470 --> 01:08:44,060
She'll take a train after she lands,
and see you in three days.

1153
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:47,420
Fine, I'm hanging up.
- Idiot. - (Wailing)

1154
01:08:48,110 --> 01:08:50,360
(Wails) Granny. Poor granny.

1155
01:08:51,710 --> 01:08:53,170
Poor thing's worried
about Jigar's marriage...

1156
01:08:53,230 --> 01:08:54,910
...even when she's on her deathbed.
- Yes...

1157
01:08:54,990 --> 01:08:55,920
But you...
- Yeah.

1158
01:08:55,950 --> 01:08:57,830
Malindo...
- He's doesn't care.

1159
01:08:57,850 --> 01:08:58,790
Be quiet.

1160
01:08:58,810 --> 01:09:01,740
Malindo, tomorrow morning
first flight booking.

1161
01:09:01,870 --> 01:09:02,670
Mumbai.

1162
01:09:03,540 --> 01:09:04,740
Thank you.

1163
01:09:05,030 --> 01:09:05,720
Jigar.

1164
01:09:05,890 --> 01:09:07,200
Jigar!
- Come here. - (Yawns)

1165
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:10,070
Mom has to leave for Mumbai tomorrow.

1166
01:09:10,090 --> 01:09:12,130
Help her pack, I'll go get the ticket.

1167
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:13,700
Get the red bag.
- Yeah!

1168
01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:14,750
Get it from the top shelf.

1169
01:09:14,790 --> 01:09:16,590
She isn't dead, she's just serious.
She isn't dead.

1170
01:09:16,700 --> 01:09:18,490
Yea, but I will have to pack, right?
- Okay.

1171
01:09:18,590 --> 01:09:19,330
Get it.

1172
01:09:20,790 --> 01:09:23,500
Gomyo, we go to airport... hurry...
- (Engine starts)

1173
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:24,690
Listen, Jigar.
- Yes.

1174
01:09:24,830 --> 01:09:27,310
Take care of the house.
Take care of your papa.

1175
01:09:27,390 --> 01:09:28,060
And remember...

1176
01:09:28,410 --> 01:09:30,580
I'll get a gorgeous wife for you
from Mumbai.

1177
01:09:30,910 --> 01:09:33,670
But, you just stay calm.
- Mom, just go. You don't worry.

1178
01:09:33,750 --> 01:09:34,410
Okay?
- Okay.

1179
01:09:34,610 --> 01:09:36,690
Hail Lord, son.
- Hail Lord.

1180
01:09:36,830 --> 01:09:38,750
Hail, Lord. Gomyo, let's go.

1181
01:09:38,930 --> 01:09:40,110
(Phone ringing)

1182
01:09:40,230 --> 01:09:42,180
Hey, Jigar.
- Are you excited?

1183
01:09:42,330 --> 01:09:43,520
Of course I am excited.

1184
01:09:43,620 --> 01:09:46,310
Europe trip. Pre-honeymoon.

1185
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:50,400
But... how did you convince dad?
- I didn't.

1186
01:09:50,730 --> 01:09:52,670
In fact, he said...
go take a trip to Europe.

1187
01:09:53,910 --> 01:09:55,890
Very unlike him.
- I know, but who cares.

1188
01:09:56,030 --> 01:09:56,810
Mom's left already.

1189
01:09:57,170 --> 01:09:57,980
We're leaving too.

1190
01:10:00,140 --> 01:10:01,300
And dad's all alone.

1191
01:10:03,070 --> 01:10:05,080
Naina... I'll call you in a minute.

1192
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:05,970
Okay.

1193
01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:09,380
Dad.

1194
01:10:10,510 --> 01:10:11,070
Dad.

1195
01:10:11,870 --> 01:10:13,740
You'll be alone the entire week, right?
- Yes, so.

1196
01:10:14,070 --> 01:10:14,960
And where's Shanaya?

1197
01:10:15,550 --> 01:10:16,900
Sitting on my lap.

1198
01:10:17,270 --> 01:10:18,080
Don't you see her?

1199
01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:20,110
Why are you asking about Shanaya?

1200
01:10:20,350 --> 01:10:21,730
Don't you want to leave? Get lost.

1201
01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:31,750
You know... PP can't be so lucky.
- What do you mean?

1202
01:10:32,740 --> 01:10:36,020
We filled the contest forms as well.
- Right?

1203
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:43,090
And what did PP say?
He'll submit our forms personally.

1204
01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:43,920
Right.

1205
01:10:44,590 --> 01:10:48,600
But he didn't submit our forms at all.
- Oh, God!

1206
01:10:48,630 --> 01:10:49,600
And he won.

1207
01:10:50,970 --> 01:10:52,200
Yes, you're right.

1208
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:54,900
I'll have to do something now.
- Velji.

1209
01:10:55,510 --> 01:10:56,950
Don't do anything absurd.

1210
01:10:57,230 --> 01:11:00,350
Praveen is our childhood friend.

1211
01:11:02,140 --> 01:11:03,560
Nothing absurd...

1212
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:07,120
This time...
I'll teach him a good lesson.

1213
01:11:07,630 --> 01:11:12,990
I mean...
PP will have to pay for his sin.

1214
01:11:13,090 --> 01:11:13,780
What?

1215
01:11:14,180 --> 01:11:16,570
(Humming)

1216
01:11:16,690 --> 01:11:20,070
(Phone ringing)

1217
01:11:21,430 --> 01:11:23,650
Yes, my soon to-be father.

1218
01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:29,010
You see, PP,
I can't pose as your father.

1219
01:11:29,490 --> 01:11:30,980
(Brakes squeal)
- What?

1220
01:11:31,530 --> 01:11:33,340
But... What are you doing, man.
- Bye, bye.

1221
01:11:33,650 --> 01:11:34,970
Hello.

1222
01:11:40,450 --> 01:11:41,800
What the...

1223
01:11:46,370 --> 01:11:49,100
Your plan's failing, PP.

1224
01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:51,180
Think.

1225
01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:54,050
Think.

1226
01:11:58,290 --> 01:12:00,030
(Sighs)

1227
01:12:03,230 --> 01:12:07,040
Yes. - Is it possible for you
to keep quiet for a while?

1228
01:12:07,230 --> 01:12:08,930
It would be very helpful.

1229
01:12:09,980 --> 01:12:11,840
It looks so easy in films.

1230
01:12:13,070 --> 01:12:14,700
One man... playing two roles.

1231
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:18,190
Why not in real...

1232
01:12:32,380 --> 01:12:32,920
Hi, dad.

1233
01:12:34,270 --> 01:12:35,700
Thanks, best gift ever.

1234
01:12:36,190 --> 01:12:37,270
Happy?
- Yeah.

1235
01:12:38,510 --> 01:12:40,380
Sometimes too
much happiness isn't good.

1236
01:12:40,910 --> 01:12:42,180
It can cause a heart attack.

1237
01:12:43,230 --> 01:12:45,170
You aren't going anywhere.
- What?

1238
01:12:45,810 --> 01:12:49,470
I am going.
- I said you're not going.

1239
01:12:50,540 --> 01:12:51,060
But, dad...

1240
01:12:51,550 --> 01:12:52,840
Naina will slaughter me.

1241
01:12:53,180 --> 01:12:54,520
You can't do this with me.

1242
01:12:54,550 --> 01:12:56,660
Listen to me. Listen to me.
- I won't.

1243
01:12:56,750 --> 01:12:58,830
Hold on. Hold on.
- I am going. I don't care.

1244
01:12:59,790 --> 01:13:01,880
Just listen. Hold on. Listen to me.

1245
01:13:02,190 --> 01:13:08,750
(Music playing)

1246
01:13:15,670 --> 01:13:17,140
Yes, that's more like it.
- Hold on.

1247
01:13:17,170 --> 01:13:19,440
If you try to get fresh with Shanaya...

1248
01:13:19,540 --> 01:13:21,060
...and cheat on my mother...

1249
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:23,570
Swear on your mother, that...

1250
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:27,850
...you won't break my mother's heart.
- Yes.

1251
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:30,820
I won't do anything like that.
I promise.

1252
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:33,130
Okay, dad. I'll be your father.

1253
01:13:33,570 --> 01:13:36,600
But... I've got three conditions.
- Tell me.

1254
01:13:36,850 --> 01:13:40,710
No 1. You will promote my rock band.
- Done.

1255
01:13:40,940 --> 01:13:44,000
No. 2. Get me married to Naina.
- Done.

1256
01:13:44,140 --> 01:13:47,890
And no.3, if I am going to be your father,
Naina will be your mom.

1257
01:13:48,190 --> 01:13:49,780
Are you crazy? I'll slap you.

1258
01:13:49,850 --> 01:13:54,600
(Music playing)

1259
01:13:56,420 --> 01:13:58,190
(Phone ringing)

1260
01:13:59,820 --> 01:14:03,100
Hi, Teddy. I was waiting for your call.

1261
01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:07,540
I need to do an experiment.
- Experiment.

1262
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:09,790
With me. How exciting.

1263
01:14:09,810 --> 01:14:11,260
By experiment I mean...

1264
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:13,240
...you've to make my son look
like my father.

1265
01:14:14,180 --> 01:14:14,810
What?

1266
01:14:15,570 --> 01:14:16,470
I am in a fix.

1267
01:14:16,910 --> 01:14:18,460
What do I tell her?
- We will do second song first.

1268
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:20,260
Naina. Come.
- Hi.

1269
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:22,980
Tea? Coffee? Cold drink?
- What now?

1270
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:25,450
Breakfast... food... anything.

1271
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:27,690
What do you two want?

1272
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:29,230
(Giggles)

1273
01:14:29,980 --> 01:14:31,840
You say it.
- You do it.

1274
01:14:31,950 --> 01:14:34,050
No, you.
- No, you.

1275
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:35,650
Listen to me.

1276
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:40,490
Our trip to Europe.
- Yeah. I am so excited.

1277
01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:44,890
I know... but, we'll have to cancel that.
- What?

1278
01:14:45,650 --> 01:14:48,150
Liar! I knew you were going to do this.

1279
01:14:48,300 --> 01:14:51,510
But, listen to me.
- Naina, listen to him.

1280
01:14:51,530 --> 01:14:53,020
He wants to say something.
- Can I?

1281
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,780
Dad said he'll get us married.

1282
01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:59,890
But there's a small condition.
- Small.

1283
01:15:00,730 --> 01:15:01,280
What?

1284
01:15:02,030 --> 01:15:05,270
(Chuckles) You'll have to pose
as an old woman.

1285
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:08,940
What?
- It's a good idea.

1286
01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:10,230
Listen to the plan.

1287
01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:14,170
Look, Praveen,
when I'm done with them...

1288
01:15:14,530 --> 01:15:16,090
...they will look young and beautiful.

1289
01:15:16,140 --> 01:15:18,660
But...
- No, no, no. No!

1290
01:15:18,870 --> 01:15:22,000
I want...
I want them to look old and ugly.

1291
01:15:22,220 --> 01:15:23,820
Hey, you idiot.

1292
01:15:24,580 --> 01:15:26,450
You trying to fool me.

1293
01:15:26,630 --> 01:15:29,740
(Chuckles) Experiment. Secret.

1294
01:15:37,910 --> 01:15:38,960
Koki.

1295
01:15:45,980 --> 01:15:47,050
PP!

1296
01:15:48,110 --> 01:15:51,390
Teddy. PP... Come, Honey.

1297
01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:52,310
Yeah.

1298
01:15:53,030 --> 01:15:54,400
Are you ready?
- Yeah.

1299
01:15:54,430 --> 01:15:55,960
My teddy.
- Yes.

1300
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:02,470
Ta-dah!
- "Something's definitely fishy."

1301
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:05,950
"Something's definitely fishy."
- Roberto, you are genius.

1302
01:16:06,050 --> 01:16:08,510
"Something's definitely fishy."
- Thank you for saying that.

1303
01:16:08,590 --> 01:16:11,510
You...
- "Something's definitely fishy."

1304
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:13,110
Here, take money.

1305
01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:14,410
You go. Go.

1306
01:16:16,590 --> 01:16:17,740
(Whistle) Go.

1307
01:16:18,710 --> 01:16:22,000
"Something's definitely fishy."

1308
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:26,450
(Humming and chuckling)

1309
01:16:26,480 --> 01:16:27,660
Hold on. Wait.

1310
01:16:29,170 --> 01:16:30,210
What are you two doing?

1311
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:32,750
You can't prance around like this.

1312
01:16:33,270 --> 01:16:33,910
Here.

1313
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:37,060
Bend over... and walk slowly.

1314
01:16:37,300 --> 01:16:37,830
Do it.

1315
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:39,450
Do it.

1316
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:43,690
Bend.

1317
01:16:51,290 --> 01:16:52,350
(Door bell rings)

1318
01:16:57,290 --> 01:16:58,430
(Door bell rings)

1319
01:17:04,020 --> 01:17:06,470
Thank you so much, sir.
- Hey! It's not for you.

1320
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:07,820
Get those in carefully.

1321
01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:09,780
You're already late.
- Yes.

1322
01:17:13,850 --> 01:17:14,410
Come in.

1323
01:17:15,820 --> 01:17:16,580
Muru!

1324
01:17:19,410 --> 01:17:21,510
I'll call you when I need you.
Now go in.

1325
01:17:21,540 --> 01:17:23,600
Dad, it's only Muru.
What difference does it make?

1326
01:17:24,350 --> 01:17:28,510
Jigar... I can hear your voice,
but where are you?

1327
01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:32,040
You fool...
wandering soul, I am right here.

1328
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:35,920
Hey...
Don't think too hard.

1329
01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:37,830
And you? Do you want to get me killed?

1330
01:17:37,970 --> 01:17:39,450
She must be on her way. Go inside.

1331
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:41,810
Hey... Come on.
- (Groans)

1332
01:17:50,550 --> 01:17:51,460
(Sighs)

1333
01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:06,060
Hi!

1334
01:18:06,710 --> 01:18:07,480
(Thud)

1335
01:18:08,390 --> 01:18:10,820
Is this Praveen Patel's house.

1336
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:15,170
Sir! (Clears throat)
Sir!

1337
01:18:16,100 --> 01:18:17,830
Sir! Sir!

1338
01:18:18,130 --> 01:18:19,350
What sir...

1339
01:18:19,540 --> 01:18:20,340
Hi.

1340
01:18:20,940 --> 01:18:25,050
Shanaya! Shanaya! Shanaya!

1341
01:18:25,100 --> 01:18:28,010
Shanaya's here. She's here.

1342
01:18:29,380 --> 01:18:30,500
This is for you.

1343
01:18:30,990 --> 01:18:31,810
She's here.

1344
01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:33,470
Sorry!

1345
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:35,330
This is for you.
- Thank you.

1346
01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:37,260
PP.

1347
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:39,010
Praveen?

1348
01:18:39,660 --> 01:18:41,540
Shall we go inside?
- Yeah.

1349
01:18:41,830 --> 01:18:42,740
Come in.

1350
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:44,670
Bring those inside.

1351
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:46,290
Bye.

1352
01:18:49,490 --> 01:18:50,160
Welcome.

1353
01:18:51,970 --> 01:18:52,920
This is my home.

1354
01:18:53,390 --> 01:18:53,930
Muru.

1355
01:18:58,400 --> 01:18:59,530
Shanaya...

1356
01:19:01,430 --> 01:19:03,090
You're looking very nice.

1357
01:19:03,390 --> 01:19:05,140
Really?
- Yes, truly.

1358
01:19:05,390 --> 01:19:07,490
Praveen, you're so sweet.

1359
01:19:09,340 --> 01:19:11,370
(Chuckles)

1360
01:19:11,450 --> 01:19:13,010
(Clears throat)

1361
01:19:13,950 --> 01:19:18,250
Son, it's time for my nap.

1362
01:19:18,630 --> 01:19:21,660
And what are you up to?

1363
01:19:23,370 --> 01:19:26,770
This... is Shanaya, our guest.

1364
01:19:26,910 --> 01:19:28,740
And he's my father.

1365
01:19:29,630 --> 01:19:32,110
Hello, uncle.
- Hello.

1366
01:19:34,710 --> 01:19:36,160
You look beautiful.

1367
01:19:36,940 --> 01:19:38,600
Hey you... Praveen's father...

1368
01:19:38,790 --> 01:19:40,790
Your milk's kept in your room.

1369
01:19:41,210 --> 01:19:43,320
You won't like it if it gets cold.

1370
01:19:43,690 --> 01:19:48,810
And stop getting so hot at this age.

1371
01:19:49,210 --> 01:19:49,790
(Giggles)

1372
01:19:49,860 --> 01:19:53,710
Otherwise,
you won't like what I do with you.

1373
01:19:55,940 --> 01:20:00,840
Father... shall I give you a hand.
- I'll go.

1374
01:20:00,860 --> 01:20:04,280
Your mom's waiting for me.
- Go, go.

1375
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:07,330
Bye.
- Shanaya, that's my mom.

1376
01:20:07,700 --> 01:20:08,740
Mom, this is Shanaya.

1377
01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:11,560
Hello, aunty.
- Hello.

1378
01:20:11,710 --> 01:20:13,910
Breakfast is served at 7:30 am sharp.

1379
01:20:14,260 --> 01:20:15,210
Be ready.
- Okay.

1380
01:20:15,480 --> 01:20:16,510
Now get some sleep.

1381
01:20:19,110 --> 01:20:23,800
You said your mother had
a heart attack, and she...

1382
01:20:23,830 --> 01:20:27,160
She...
- Yes. I did. I did.

1383
01:20:27,460 --> 01:20:30,470
You see,
my mother did get a heart attack...

1384
01:20:30,570 --> 01:20:31,640
...but, she didn't die.

1385
01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:34,500
(Sighs)

1386
01:20:35,250 --> 01:20:39,400
PP. You said,
you only live with your dad.

1387
01:20:39,530 --> 01:20:40,770
Right?
- Right.

1388
01:20:41,340 --> 01:20:44,430
(Stammers)

1389
01:20:44,490 --> 01:20:46,760
I live with my father.

1390
01:20:46,830 --> 01:20:49,120
But you see,
my mother's never at home.

1391
01:20:49,350 --> 01:20:51,910
She stays in her bedroom.
She doesn't come out.

1392
01:20:52,510 --> 01:20:53,700
Why?
- Why?

1393
01:20:54,890 --> 01:20:56,380
The doctor has advised her bed-rest.

1394
01:20:56,860 --> 01:20:57,980
Bed-rest?

1395
01:20:58,060 --> 01:21:00,150
But, PP, she was just...
- Yes.

1396
01:21:00,170 --> 01:21:01,430
Sometimes she...

1397
01:21:01,930 --> 01:21:05,540
You see, just like commercial breaks
on television, she also...

1398
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:07,260
But let's forget it.

1399
01:21:07,510 --> 01:21:09,280
Why are we discussing her?

1400
01:21:10,410 --> 01:21:13,100
Okay, it'll be good for me too.

1401
01:21:13,370 --> 01:21:15,980
Influence. Female influence, right?
- Yes.

1402
01:21:16,260 --> 01:21:18,480
PP, where's my room?

1403
01:21:19,070 --> 01:21:25,540
You... can sleep in my room.
- PP, don't be naughty.

1404
01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:29,740
I will sleep alone.
- I didn't mean that.

1405
01:21:30,050 --> 01:21:32,640
I meant... you can sleep in my room.

1406
01:21:32,850 --> 01:21:34,370
And I will sleep in the study.

1407
01:21:35,250 --> 01:21:38,100
PP... you're so sweet.

1408
01:21:38,350 --> 01:21:39,440
(Chuckles)

1409
01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:43,820
But... why are we talking about bed?

1410
01:21:43,980 --> 01:21:46,040
I mean... are you in a hurry to
get in bed? - No.

1411
01:21:46,130 --> 01:21:48,380
So let's sit and talk.
- On the bed?

1412
01:21:48,420 --> 01:21:51,850
No, here. Let's sit here.
- I see.

1413
01:21:51,920 --> 01:21:53,470
Shall we?
- Okay.

1414
01:21:53,490 --> 01:21:54,110
Come on.

1415
01:21:55,530 --> 01:21:56,530
Yeah.
- (Door bell rings)

1416
01:21:57,860 --> 01:21:59,580
Hold on.
- Okay.

1417
01:22:00,510 --> 01:22:02,960
(Door bell rings)

1418
01:22:05,940 --> 01:22:08,850
You? - Bloody useless...
what kind of a son are you?

1419
01:22:09,050 --> 01:22:12,870
Your father's standing outside
and ringing the bell...

1420
01:22:13,050 --> 01:22:14,770
And you're not concerned
about him at all.

1421
01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:18,050
No, no...

1422
01:22:18,410 --> 01:22:21,480
What are you posing as?
- Your father.

1423
01:22:21,690 --> 01:22:25,500
See, see, did you see
what kind of a son is he.

1424
01:22:25,690 --> 01:22:28,820
I mean... I'm growing old
and he's losing his memory.

1425
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:34,420
Anyways, I am Praveen's father... baby...
- Hold on.

1426
01:22:34,810 --> 01:22:39,090
Come here. I told you no, didn't I?

1427
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:41,380
I wanted to help you out.

1428
01:22:41,410 --> 01:22:44,680
I know why you're here you bloody pervert.

1429
01:22:44,700 --> 01:22:45,750
Get out.

1430
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:49,900
Listen, either you let
your father stay here...

1431
01:22:50,550 --> 01:22:52,690
...or I will call Jigar's mom.

1432
01:22:52,710 --> 01:22:54,850
You bloody...

1433
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:56,510
PP, what's happening?

1434
01:22:59,530 --> 01:23:03,430
PP talking to papa.
- No, no.

1435
01:23:03,540 --> 01:23:07,810
PP, your papa... Who's this?
- Yes.

1436
01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:10,330
(Giggles)

1437
01:23:10,530 --> 01:23:12,930
He's my second father.
- What?

1438
01:23:13,850 --> 01:23:16,350
I mean... my adopted father.
- What?

1439
01:23:16,430 --> 01:23:18,120
I mean...

1440
01:23:19,010 --> 01:23:19,670
Come here.

1441
01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:22,440
You see...

1442
01:23:23,820 --> 01:23:26,900
He's a distant relative.

1443
01:23:27,230 --> 01:23:28,060
Relative.

1444
01:23:29,220 --> 01:23:35,020
And... he separated from his
son in a fair. - How sad.

1445
01:23:35,060 --> 01:23:39,700
Since then he considers me his son.
- So sweet.

1446
01:23:39,730 --> 01:23:42,190
So you adopt him too.
- What?

1447
01:23:42,220 --> 01:23:43,210
I am sorry.

1448
01:23:43,290 --> 01:23:46,340
I mean... consider him as a father too.

1449
01:23:46,690 --> 01:23:48,530
He's a nice man.

1450
01:23:48,610 --> 01:23:51,030
He won't bite, harmless.

1451
01:23:53,330 --> 01:23:54,340
Okay.

1452
01:23:54,690 --> 01:23:57,490
I guess... the bigger the family,
better for me.

1453
01:23:57,610 --> 01:23:58,650
Yes.

1454
01:23:58,730 --> 01:24:01,400
What's that you say in Gujarati?
- That?

1455
01:24:01,470 --> 01:24:03,920
I mean... those small ones...
- "Thali" Plates.

1456
01:24:03,980 --> 01:24:04,850
Right, plates.

1457
01:24:04,950 --> 01:24:06,950
Your family is just like that.
- Right.

1458
01:24:06,970 --> 01:24:08,650
Gujarati food plate. Exactly like that.

1459
01:24:08,670 --> 01:24:10,510
So all fine now?
- Yes.

1460
01:24:10,530 --> 01:24:14,720
Okay, father... everything okay.

1461
01:24:15,690 --> 01:24:16,780
Hello, uncle.

1462
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:18,830
(Laughs)

1463
01:24:18,910 --> 01:24:21,040
You don't call me, uncle.

1464
01:24:21,110 --> 01:24:22,360
You don't call me, uncle.

1465
01:24:22,850 --> 01:24:25,580
You know, I am Praveen's father,
not yours.

1466
01:24:25,930 --> 01:24:28,690
So you call me Velji, baby.

1467
01:24:28,810 --> 01:24:31,980
Father... you must be tired.

1468
01:24:32,020 --> 01:24:34,380
Go take some rest.
- Yes.

1469
01:24:35,040 --> 01:24:38,150
Where's my room?

1470
01:24:39,470 --> 01:24:42,150
PP... he doesn't have a room?

1471
01:24:43,490 --> 01:24:46,750
Well... (Giggles)

1472
01:24:47,070 --> 01:24:47,960
The old...

1473
01:24:48,610 --> 01:24:51,530
I mean at this old age,
he sleeps anywhere.

1474
01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:55,560
Really? - Yesterday morning,
I found him in the bathroom.

1475
01:24:56,250 --> 01:24:57,610
Didn't I?

1476
01:24:57,630 --> 01:24:59,830
He's right, absolutely right.

1477
01:24:59,970 --> 01:25:05,770
But, baby... you see,
I feel scared sleeping alone.

1478
01:25:06,240 --> 01:25:07,850
Look here.

1479
01:25:08,150 --> 01:25:10,230
First I will show her, her room.

1480
01:25:10,490 --> 01:25:13,080
Later I will come back
and take care of your fears.

1481
01:25:13,330 --> 01:25:14,190
Okay?

1482
01:25:14,420 --> 01:25:17,250
Come, Shanaya. Father, stay here.
- Bye.

1483
01:25:17,550 --> 01:25:18,680
Bye, baby.

1484
01:25:19,210 --> 01:25:20,140
Baby...

1485
01:25:44,230 --> 01:25:45,170
Come here.

1486
01:25:45,580 --> 01:25:46,780
What are you doing? What are you doing?

1487
01:25:47,070 --> 01:25:49,740
PP... I'm doing what you're doing.

1488
01:25:50,350 --> 01:25:53,400
Shanaya watching.
- You stupid fool...

1489
01:25:53,610 --> 01:25:57,110
My home, my food...
my guest... and your heaven?

1490
01:25:57,590 --> 01:26:01,320
PP, I just saw, I didn't touch her yet.

1491
01:26:01,550 --> 01:26:04,200
Mend your way, Velji.

1492
01:26:04,340 --> 01:26:07,580
I asked you to be my father,
but what you're doing is a sin.

1493
01:26:07,750 --> 01:26:10,140
Chill out, PP.

1494
01:26:10,890 --> 01:26:12,190
Look, she's gone.

1495
01:26:12,520 --> 01:26:14,770
Show over, now go.
Goodnight.

1496
01:26:14,930 --> 01:26:16,400
PP... tell me one thing.

1497
01:26:16,660 --> 01:26:20,450
When do you wash
the curtains in your room?

1498
01:26:20,540 --> 01:26:22,610
Shall I drown you in the swimming pool?
- No.

1499
01:26:22,700 --> 01:26:23,610
Now go...

1500
01:26:23,700 --> 01:26:25,750
"Curtains... "

1501
01:27:04,290 --> 01:27:08,470
"You are my only desire."

1502
01:27:08,550 --> 01:27:12,620
"Girl you are the source of fire."

1503
01:27:12,780 --> 01:27:16,870
"Let me go."

1504
01:27:17,120 --> 01:27:20,800
"Let me go."

1505
01:27:20,830 --> 01:27:25,460
"Come closer... come... closer."

1506
01:27:25,730 --> 01:27:29,650
"Come closer... come... closer."

1507
01:27:29,970 --> 01:27:37,420
"Touch me not."

1508
01:27:38,510 --> 01:27:42,390
"Come closer."

1509
01:27:42,510 --> 01:27:46,650
"Let me go."

1510
01:27:46,820 --> 01:27:54,480
"Come closer... come... closer."

1511
01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:59,490
"Let me go."

1512
01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:03,840
"Come closer."

1513
01:28:21,390 --> 01:28:25,290
"Your tresses are raking up a storm."

1514
01:28:29,720 --> 01:28:33,990
"Is it the conspiracy of the ambiance...
is it a trial?"

1515
01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:42,280
"Your tresses are raking up a storm."

1516
01:28:42,740 --> 01:28:46,680
"Is it the conspiracy of the ambiance...
is it a trial?"

1517
01:28:46,760 --> 01:28:48,790
"It's an intoxication hard to get over."

1518
01:28:48,820 --> 01:28:50,800
"It's hard to stop this."

1519
01:28:51,320 --> 01:28:55,040
"It's fire on water...
and the water's on fire."

1520
01:28:55,430 --> 01:28:59,400
"Let me go."

1521
01:28:59,570 --> 01:29:03,320
"Come closer."

1522
01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:07,460
"Touch me not."

1523
01:29:07,620 --> 01:29:12,280
"Touch me not."

1524
01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:25,140
"You are my only desire."

1525
01:29:25,170 --> 01:29:29,240
"Girl you are the source of fire."

1526
01:29:29,450 --> 01:29:33,770
"Normally I've an arrogant attitude."

1527
01:29:38,050 --> 01:29:41,780
"Don't worry I've a big heart."

1528
01:29:46,730 --> 01:29:50,720
"Normally I've an arrogant attitude."

1529
01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:54,880
"You've a very delicate heart."

1530
01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:57,040
"Why are you after me?"

1531
01:29:57,150 --> 01:29:58,940
"Love is a dangerous business."

1532
01:29:59,050 --> 01:30:03,280
"Whoever fell in it, always drowned."

1533
01:30:03,500 --> 01:30:07,440
"Let me go."

1534
01:30:07,610 --> 01:30:11,670
"Let me go."

1535
01:30:26,960 --> 01:30:32,530
(Panting)
- Come on, PP. just a few more meters.

1536
01:30:32,610 --> 01:30:33,640
Coming, baby.

1537
01:30:33,800 --> 01:30:36,960
(Panting)

1538
01:30:37,040 --> 01:30:37,960
Come on, you can do it.

1539
01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:39,240
Haven't you run before?

1540
01:30:40,620 --> 01:30:41,720
Oh...

1541
01:30:41,920 --> 01:30:42,880
Okay.

1542
01:30:44,240 --> 01:30:45,880
I am okay.
- Good.

1543
01:30:48,760 --> 01:30:54,710
PP... considering your age,
you're slightly low on stamina.

1544
01:30:55,030 --> 01:30:57,100
No, no. I've got stamina.

1545
01:30:57,940 --> 01:30:59,360
I wonder what happened to it today?

1546
01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:01,310
Last night I had too much.

1547
01:31:01,590 --> 01:31:06,880
(Pants) Normally...
I can easily do 5-6 miles.

1548
01:31:07,310 --> 01:31:07,880
Strange.

1549
01:31:09,410 --> 01:31:15,090
Usually... I can go on and on and on...
all day long.

1550
01:31:15,190 --> 01:31:16,310
(Chuckles)

1551
01:31:20,320 --> 01:31:23,120
You go inside, get ready.

1552
01:31:23,170 --> 01:31:25,890
We'll meet for breakfast.
I'll go talk to them.

1553
01:31:26,110 --> 01:31:27,330
Alright. Okay, cool, bye.

1554
01:31:29,660 --> 01:31:31,310
(Groans)

1555
01:31:33,110 --> 01:31:34,190
Who is that, old chap?

1556
01:31:35,210 --> 01:31:36,830
Did you tell him anything?
- No.

1557
01:31:36,940 --> 01:31:38,030
That's...

1558
01:31:38,370 --> 01:31:39,420
That's my friend.

1559
01:31:39,890 --> 01:31:43,530
Big Bollywood star.
- Get her over for a cup of tea.

1560
01:31:43,550 --> 01:31:44,820
My wife would love her.

1561
01:31:45,770 --> 01:31:47,340
Okay.
- Cheers.

1562
01:31:47,510 --> 01:31:48,080
Bye.

1563
01:31:48,470 --> 01:31:49,600
PP!

1564
01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:51,530
Nothing. Nothing has happened.

1565
01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:56,450
Dear! I am asking when is
your wife coming back?

1566
01:31:56,540 --> 01:31:59,040
Get lost.
- Bye, see you.

1567
01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:05,390
(Panting) (Door knocks)

1568
01:32:08,760 --> 01:32:10,800
Get up! Get up! Get up, you two.

1569
01:32:11,950 --> 01:32:14,150
Let us sleep some more, dad.
- What sleep?

1570
01:32:14,180 --> 01:32:16,080
Shanaya wants to meet you two downstairs.

1571
01:32:16,660 --> 01:32:18,300
Quickly make breakfast, Naina, please.

1572
01:32:18,520 --> 01:32:22,040
She's very hungry. Come on, get up.
- (Yawns)

1573
01:32:22,280 --> 01:32:23,260
Breakfast.

1574
01:32:23,940 --> 01:32:26,460
Jigs... I don't know how to cook.

1575
01:32:30,340 --> 01:32:31,080
It's okay.

1576
01:32:32,290 --> 01:32:34,040
You go take a shower,
let me think of something.

1577
01:32:42,270 --> 01:32:43,190
(Gasps)

1578
01:32:44,150 --> 01:32:46,110
Should I squeeze it out?
- What?

1579
01:32:46,140 --> 01:32:46,860
Juice?

1580
01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:48,450
Yes.

1581
01:32:57,180 --> 01:32:59,350
Once more, please.

1582
01:32:59,410 --> 01:33:02,220
What?
- I mean, thank you.

1583
01:33:02,670 --> 01:33:04,500
I mean nothing.

1584
01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:05,960
(Chuckles)

1585
01:33:06,570 --> 01:33:08,050
I'll take the juice out.

1586
01:33:08,510 --> 01:33:09,880
Come quickly, okay.

1587
01:33:10,540 --> 01:33:12,520
(Chuckles)

1588
01:33:14,710 --> 01:33:17,800
Baby... baby...

1589
01:33:17,820 --> 01:33:21,460
Show me now, baby.
- Father.

1590
01:33:21,760 --> 01:33:26,230
I meant...
show me whatever you got, baby.

1591
01:33:26,250 --> 01:33:29,380
For now see the plate, father.

1592
01:33:30,740 --> 01:33:31,740
Thanks, PP.

1593
01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:38,000
Sit straight.

1594
01:33:38,010 --> 01:33:40,150
Good morning, aunty. Good morning, uncle.

1595
01:33:40,200 --> 01:33:41,020
Morning.

1596
01:33:47,920 --> 01:33:51,540
Uncle, juice.
- Yes, why not.

1597
01:33:51,590 --> 01:33:52,850
(Clears throat)

1598
01:33:54,370 --> 01:33:55,530
(Coughs)

1599
01:33:56,690 --> 01:34:00,460
Aunty, can you teach me to cook?

1600
01:34:01,410 --> 01:34:04,190
PP said you cook really well.

1601
01:34:04,280 --> 01:34:07,650
(Laughs)
- Her? She'll teach you to cook?

1602
01:34:07,790 --> 01:34:12,110
(Laughs) (Coughs)

1603
01:34:13,860 --> 01:34:16,230
PP, why are you still sitting there?

1604
01:34:16,900 --> 01:34:19,250
Go get some bread,
butter, jam and sauce.

1605
01:34:19,640 --> 01:34:26,160
Yes, and get me some snacks
and the mixed vegetables.

1606
01:34:26,480 --> 01:34:27,890
(Laughs)

1607
01:34:28,160 --> 01:34:29,620
Is that all?

1608
01:34:29,880 --> 01:34:32,510
Why don't I bring
the entire kitchen for you two?

1609
01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:35,810
PP, stay seated. I'll go get it.

1610
01:34:36,160 --> 01:34:37,600
Thank you, mom.

1611
01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:40,350
Aunty, shall I come too?
- No.

1612
01:34:40,400 --> 01:34:42,880
Relax. You're our guest.

1613
01:34:50,420 --> 01:34:52,180
Muru, where are you?

1614
01:34:52,800 --> 01:34:55,020
Listen up,
come in through the kitchen door.

1615
01:34:55,320 --> 01:34:56,570
Okay. Come fast.

1616
01:34:59,440 --> 01:35:00,970
Naina.
- Muru.

1617
01:35:01,110 --> 01:35:01,990
Where were you?

1618
01:35:06,810 --> 01:35:07,930
Come this side.

1619
01:35:11,760 --> 01:35:15,110
Wow! You cooked food so quickly.

1620
01:35:15,510 --> 01:35:16,610
No, that's Muru...

1621
01:35:16,780 --> 01:35:18,610
Mummy's magic.

1622
01:35:19,550 --> 01:35:20,670
Eat, dear.

1623
01:35:21,620 --> 01:35:22,320
Take.

1624
01:35:23,040 --> 01:35:24,110
Here.

1625
01:35:24,320 --> 01:35:25,240
Thank you.

1626
01:35:36,170 --> 01:35:39,110
Aunty, that was fantastic.

1627
01:35:40,970 --> 01:35:41,790
Okay, everybody.

1628
01:35:42,040 --> 01:35:43,200
I've to go for my rehearsals.

1629
01:35:43,260 --> 01:35:45,310
So I'll see you guys later, alright.

1630
01:35:45,580 --> 01:35:49,760
I'll drop you.
- No need.

1631
01:35:50,050 --> 01:35:52,490
But, she'll have to show everything now.
- What?

1632
01:35:52,510 --> 01:35:55,810
I mean... the direction, the road...
I'll have to show all that.

1633
01:35:55,830 --> 01:35:57,740
Old man, control yourself.

1634
01:35:57,870 --> 01:36:01,400
Otherwise...
I'll direct your life towards heaven.

1635
01:36:01,630 --> 01:36:03,240
Even if I'll become an orphan.

1636
01:36:03,480 --> 01:36:06,900
Why? I am there.
- Oh yes, I forgot.

1637
01:36:07,080 --> 01:36:08,480
I've got two old men.

1638
01:36:08,520 --> 01:36:11,080
Buy one get one free!

1639
01:36:11,360 --> 01:36:14,390
PP... be nice.
- Oh, sorry.

1640
01:36:15,670 --> 01:36:17,040
Come.

1641
01:36:17,510 --> 01:36:20,450
Baby... bye.
- Yeah, bye.

1642
01:36:28,330 --> 01:36:29,800
Where have you been?

1643
01:36:29,830 --> 01:36:31,180
Morning.
- Morning.

1644
01:36:31,200 --> 01:36:33,150
How are you?
- Nice to see you.

1645
01:36:33,810 --> 01:36:35,480
Vivek, this is Praveen Patel.

1646
01:36:35,710 --> 01:36:37,170
Praveen, this is Vivek.
- Hi, Praveen.

1647
01:36:37,410 --> 01:36:38,280
Hi.
- My co-star.

1648
01:36:38,620 --> 01:36:39,810
Nice to meet you.

1649
01:36:41,700 --> 01:36:42,310
Shall we?
- Shall we?

1650
01:36:42,330 --> 01:36:43,190
Yeah. Please.
- Okay.

1651
01:36:43,690 --> 01:36:44,430
See you around.

1652
01:37:27,360 --> 01:37:28,660
SHANAYA: 'I love you.'

1653
01:37:29,310 --> 01:37:30,920
I want to marry you.

1654
01:37:54,020 --> 01:38:00,790
(Sighs)

1655
01:38:04,160 --> 01:38:06,970
(Sighs) Koki, get me a glass of water...

1656
01:38:08,080 --> 01:38:09,860
Koki's isn't here.

1657
01:38:11,600 --> 01:38:12,750
Koki.

1658
01:38:20,420 --> 01:38:21,760
Aren't you two ashamed?

1659
01:38:22,740 --> 01:38:23,890
You just start anywhere.

1660
01:38:33,120 --> 01:38:35,230
And what about what you're doing?
- What?

1661
01:38:35,630 --> 01:38:36,380
What am I doing?

1662
01:38:37,100 --> 01:38:37,920
What am I doing wrong?

1663
01:38:37,950 --> 01:38:39,730
I see...
don't you think you're doing wrong.

1664
01:38:40,210 --> 01:38:42,090
Are you trying to teach your father?
- Yes.

1665
01:38:42,170 --> 01:38:43,890
I will if necessary.
- You...

1666
01:38:43,910 --> 01:38:46,840
Jigs, calm down.
It's only a matter of few days.

1667
01:38:47,500 --> 01:38:49,250
Dad, taste this.

1668
01:38:49,390 --> 01:38:51,270
I made this for you.
Mixed vegetables.

1669
01:38:51,520 --> 01:38:53,460
Actually Jigar said it's your favorite.

1670
01:38:55,560 --> 01:38:56,760
Jigar...

1671
01:39:04,610 --> 01:39:07,400
This tastes just like Koki's...

1672
01:39:07,980 --> 01:39:10,210
How did you make it?
- Really?

1673
01:39:10,400 --> 01:39:11,370
Thank you, daddy.

1674
01:39:11,750 --> 01:39:13,620
I found mom's recipe book.

1675
01:39:14,500 --> 01:39:16,130
I am so happy that you liked it.

1676
01:39:17,060 --> 01:39:19,550
No just like, I liked it a lot.

1677
01:39:19,580 --> 01:39:20,830
It's really good.
- See, dad.

1678
01:39:21,760 --> 01:39:23,100
She's not like that Shanaya.

1679
01:39:23,220 --> 01:39:25,360
Shanaya is just a friend.

1680
01:39:25,590 --> 01:39:27,030
Why do you think so much about her?

1681
01:39:28,910 --> 01:39:31,580
Those mixed-vegetables smells superb.

1682
01:39:31,980 --> 01:39:33,330
Come.

1683
01:39:33,830 --> 01:39:34,940
Finish everything.

1684
01:39:35,020 --> 01:39:37,020
After that you can eat my furniture.

1685
01:39:37,100 --> 01:39:38,950
And fart all night.

1686
01:39:39,480 --> 01:39:41,020
And you two hurry up and get ready.

1687
01:39:41,120 --> 01:39:41,880
She'll be here soon.

1688
01:39:59,170 --> 01:40:00,310
Lovely house.
- Yeah.

1689
01:40:00,410 --> 01:40:01,290
Looks good.

1690
01:40:01,680 --> 01:40:02,900
You have a good time.
- Okay, thanks.

1691
01:40:05,120 --> 01:40:07,270
Have a nice one.
- Bye.

1692
01:40:10,950 --> 01:40:14,500
I'll show that rascal
what Praveen Patel's made of.

1693
01:40:14,520 --> 01:40:15,550
(Groaning)

1694
01:40:17,230 --> 01:40:18,760
(Door bell rings)

1695
01:40:20,280 --> 01:40:20,970
(Door opens)

1696
01:40:21,770 --> 01:40:22,310
Hi.

1697
01:40:24,050 --> 01:40:27,000
Hi, PP. how was your day?
- Busy.

1698
01:40:27,340 --> 01:40:28,110
(Message tone)

1699
01:40:28,510 --> 01:40:31,590
Too many customers in the store,
no time for myself.

1700
01:40:32,190 --> 01:40:33,330
Very tired also.

1701
01:40:34,020 --> 01:40:35,880
And my shoulder's aching too.

1702
01:40:37,440 --> 01:40:38,550
(Door bell rings)
- What?

1703
01:40:39,300 --> 01:40:40,040
Doorbell.

1704
01:40:41,930 --> 01:40:43,300
(Door bell rings)

1705
01:40:45,150 --> 01:40:46,730
Oh... Hi, Mike.

1706
01:40:47,640 --> 01:40:48,660
Good evening, old chap.

1707
01:40:48,880 --> 01:40:50,570
Hello.
- Hello.

1708
01:40:50,660 --> 01:40:53,390
Praveen. Do you have any news
from Naina and Jigar.

1709
01:40:53,600 --> 01:40:56,070
It's been few days, and I haven't heard.

1710
01:40:56,090 --> 01:40:57,730
Have a seat.
- Thank you.

1711
01:40:59,260 --> 01:41:00,940
You must be tired.

1712
01:41:01,270 --> 01:41:02,880
Come, I'll help you fresh up.

1713
01:41:02,990 --> 01:41:03,620
Come on.
- Okay.

1714
01:41:07,080 --> 01:41:10,970
PP. Who are Jigar and Naina?
- You don't know them.

1715
01:41:11,110 --> 01:41:12,490
Okay. Oh...

1716
01:41:14,990 --> 01:41:17,470
PP, what's this?
- This is for you.

1717
01:41:17,540 --> 01:41:18,660
Really?
- Yes.

1718
01:41:20,010 --> 01:41:22,120
(Electric shock)
- (Laughing)

1719
01:41:23,360 --> 01:41:25,960
So dinner... tonight?
- Yes. Of course.

1720
01:41:25,980 --> 01:41:28,250
Then... hold on. Just wait...

1721
01:41:30,270 --> 01:41:31,600
(Squealing)

1722
01:41:36,340 --> 01:41:37,860
(Squealing)

1723
01:41:38,570 --> 01:41:39,430
For me?
- You like?

1724
01:41:39,780 --> 01:41:40,830
I love.

1725
01:41:42,120 --> 01:41:43,440
Baby

1726
01:41:43,910 --> 01:41:46,780
Baby, when did you arrive?
- She stays here.

1727
01:41:46,880 --> 01:41:48,150
Why do you always drop in here?

1728
01:41:48,230 --> 01:41:49,490
She's a guest.

1729
01:41:49,510 --> 01:41:50,860
And guest is our God.

1730
01:41:50,880 --> 01:41:53,070
I'll send you to God. You...

1731
01:41:53,930 --> 01:41:57,480
You guys, not again.
- Sorry. Sorry.

1732
01:41:58,280 --> 01:42:02,920
You go ahead and change,
I'll deal with the old man.

1733
01:42:02,940 --> 01:42:05,240
Come here.

1734
01:42:08,480 --> 01:42:09,480
Come on.

1735
01:42:10,120 --> 01:42:10,960
Velji?

1736
01:42:11,760 --> 01:42:14,010
Is that you?
What did you do to yourself?

1737
01:42:14,050 --> 01:42:15,280
You look older.

1738
01:42:15,350 --> 01:42:16,550
Yes...

1739
01:42:16,790 --> 01:42:17,990
(Stammers)

1740
01:42:18,160 --> 01:42:20,300
Gas problem.

1741
01:42:21,440 --> 01:42:22,740
He'll be fine. It'll not last long.

1742
01:42:23,280 --> 01:42:25,480
Jigar and Naina no news.

1743
01:42:26,330 --> 01:42:28,130
When they call, I'll call you.

1744
01:42:28,230 --> 01:42:29,760
I'll call you.
- Okay, fine.

1745
01:42:29,880 --> 01:42:31,570
Door. Bye.

1746
01:42:32,360 --> 01:42:33,680
See you, bye.

1747
01:42:33,700 --> 01:42:34,450
Safe.

1748
01:42:35,280 --> 01:42:37,340
(Whistling)

1749
01:42:38,050 --> 01:42:40,590
What are you doing down here?
- Where else should I be?

1750
01:42:48,440 --> 01:42:49,440
Baby...

1751
01:42:50,510 --> 01:42:52,740
Baby... you're looking beautiful.

1752
01:42:55,080 --> 01:42:56,400
You are looking...

1753
01:42:56,780 --> 01:42:58,300
You're looking... very nice.

1754
01:43:01,940 --> 01:43:03,750
Very, very beautiful.

1755
01:43:12,010 --> 01:43:13,790
Aunty, are you fine?

1756
01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:20,100
I am okay...
but my husband's about to fall sick.

1757
01:43:21,570 --> 01:43:25,550
Let's go to the room,
I'll give you your pill.

1758
01:43:26,920 --> 01:43:29,890
Praveen, I'll go take my pills.

1759
01:43:30,570 --> 01:43:33,180
Clear all this up until then.

1760
01:43:33,360 --> 01:43:34,010
Me?

1761
01:43:34,590 --> 01:43:36,650
Who else? Your old mother?

1762
01:43:38,900 --> 01:43:39,990
(Chuckles)

1763
01:43:40,600 --> 01:43:42,850
Come, darling. Give me my pills.

1764
01:43:43,960 --> 01:43:45,350
(Chuckles)

1765
01:43:45,830 --> 01:43:47,750
Baby, why do you wear such big clothes?

1766
01:43:47,850 --> 01:43:49,340
Stop it...
- Father.

1767
01:43:50,960 --> 01:43:55,960
I think...
it's time for my meditation, dear.

1768
01:43:56,810 --> 01:43:57,910
Bye, baby.

1769
01:43:57,930 --> 01:44:00,110
Bye.
- Bye, baby.

1770
01:44:02,920 --> 01:44:05,580
PP, don't worry. I'll help you.
- No, no. It's okay.

1771
01:44:10,500 --> 01:44:11,240
Dress.

1772
01:44:11,450 --> 01:44:14,050
PP... I've another dress.

1773
01:44:14,410 --> 01:44:15,350
Especially for you.

1774
01:44:16,110 --> 01:44:17,540
Okay. Bye.

1775
01:44:25,300 --> 01:44:26,640
Thanks for the lovely dinner.

1776
01:44:27,650 --> 01:44:29,340
But, PP, I think I am drunk.

1777
01:44:29,980 --> 01:44:30,740
It's okay.

1778
01:44:31,280 --> 01:44:32,570
You enjoyed, didn't you?

1779
01:44:33,220 --> 01:44:35,770
But tell me...
why didn't you get married?

1780
01:44:36,490 --> 01:44:37,360
(Giggles)

1781
01:44:38,240 --> 01:44:39,360
I...

1782
01:44:39,440 --> 01:44:41,190
I didn't find a girl like you.

1783
01:44:42,470 --> 01:44:44,600
PP... don't be silly.

1784
01:44:44,630 --> 01:44:47,070
(Laughs)

1785
01:44:47,320 --> 01:44:49,110
(Cheering)

1786
01:44:49,520 --> 01:44:51,900
PP, let's go... inside. Come on.
- Okay.

1787
01:45:05,840 --> 01:45:10,650
"I tried hard... to hide... "

1788
01:45:10,840 --> 01:45:15,830
"But I couldn't stop my eyes."

1789
01:45:20,740 --> 01:45:25,330
"I tried hard... to hide... "

1790
01:45:25,750 --> 01:45:30,400
"But I couldn't stop my eyes."

1791
01:45:30,560 --> 01:45:35,210
"I've given you...
the entire universe."

1792
01:45:35,470 --> 01:45:40,220
"I've given you...
the entire universe."

1793
01:45:40,490 --> 01:45:45,230
"But, this is the limit...
I'm helpless because of my heart."

1794
01:45:45,420 --> 01:45:50,270
"Tell her...
I am down with love."

1795
01:45:50,360 --> 01:45:55,250
"Tell her...
I am down with love."

1796
01:46:00,780 --> 01:46:03,610
Ladies and Gentlemen,
we've a Bollywood celebrity with us.

1797
01:46:04,190 --> 01:46:06,520
Please give it up for Shanaya.

1798
01:46:07,520 --> 01:46:08,350
Thank you.

1799
01:46:08,420 --> 01:46:09,930
Ms. Shanaya,
can we please have you on stage.

1800
01:46:10,360 --> 01:46:11,360
You want to come.
- No, no.

1801
01:46:11,380 --> 01:46:12,800
I am okay. You go.

1802
01:46:18,840 --> 01:46:21,160
So who are you with?
- That guy.

1803
01:46:22,230 --> 01:46:26,580
So Shanaya has a friend
in our city of Kuala Lumpur.

1804
01:46:26,680 --> 01:46:28,030
What's his name?
- PP.

1805
01:46:28,710 --> 01:46:30,710
Please give it up for Mr. PP.

1806
01:46:30,770 --> 01:46:35,420
(Applauds)

1807
01:46:35,720 --> 01:46:39,600
And now... your favorite song,
Ms. Shanaya.

1808
01:47:07,590 --> 01:47:11,680
"Love's an intoxication,
once you're high on it... "

1809
01:47:14,520 --> 01:47:18,030
"Love's an intoxication,
once you're high on it... "

1810
01:47:18,100 --> 01:47:21,580
"You lose your senses,
if it crosses all limits."

1811
01:47:21,680 --> 01:47:25,840
"We sway and dance."

1812
01:47:26,020 --> 01:47:29,360
"Get high and just dance."

1813
01:47:29,490 --> 01:47:32,840
"Get high and just dance."

1814
01:47:33,110 --> 01:47:36,500
"Romance in the open, just dance."

1815
01:47:36,680 --> 01:47:40,380
"Get high and just dance."

1816
01:47:57,520 --> 01:48:01,120
"Take a sip... enjoy the moment."

1817
01:48:01,190 --> 01:48:04,660
"The cocktail's strong add more rum."

1818
01:48:06,480 --> 01:48:10,000
"Take a sip... enjoy the moment."

1819
01:48:10,020 --> 01:48:13,340
"The cocktail's strong add more rum."

1820
01:48:13,520 --> 01:48:17,000
"Seal the night, dim the lights."

1821
01:48:17,080 --> 01:48:20,630
"The ambiance is romantic...
light the bulb of love."

1822
01:48:21,970 --> 01:48:25,940
"We sway and dance."

1823
01:48:26,280 --> 01:48:29,480
"Get high and just dance."

1824
01:48:29,770 --> 01:48:33,280
"Get high and just dance."

1825
01:48:33,400 --> 01:48:36,650
"Romance in the open, just dance."

1826
01:48:36,910 --> 01:48:41,890
"Get high and just dance."

1827
01:48:48,840 --> 01:48:50,680
"The mood's a bit higher."

1828
01:48:50,800 --> 01:48:52,540
"My heart's on fire."

1829
01:48:52,570 --> 01:48:54,300
"It's the body's desire... "

1830
01:48:54,360 --> 01:48:56,140
"Seal my lips with yours."

1831
01:48:57,850 --> 01:48:59,640
"The mood's a bit higher."

1832
01:48:59,670 --> 01:49:01,410
"My heart's on fire."

1833
01:49:01,440 --> 01:49:03,190
"It's the body's desire... "

1834
01:49:03,220 --> 01:49:04,780
"Seal my lips with yours."

1835
01:49:04,930 --> 01:49:06,670
"The heat rises really high."

1836
01:49:06,760 --> 01:49:08,460
"It makes you yearn."

1837
01:49:08,540 --> 01:49:10,240
"The distance troubles me... "

1838
01:49:10,310 --> 01:49:12,130
"Take me in your arms."

1839
01:49:13,200 --> 01:49:17,140
"We sway and dance."

1840
01:49:17,670 --> 01:49:20,950
"Get high and just dance."

1841
01:49:21,200 --> 01:49:24,610
"Get high and just dance."

1842
01:49:24,770 --> 01:49:27,940
"Romance in the open, just dance."

1843
01:49:28,040 --> 01:49:32,290
"Get high and just dance."

1844
01:49:47,520 --> 01:49:49,000
You guys were amazing.

1845
01:49:49,060 --> 01:49:50,740
Thank you. - You know,
if you're interested in films...

1846
01:49:51,110 --> 01:49:52,780
...I can introduce you to my producer.

1847
01:49:52,840 --> 01:49:54,380
What...
- He'll love you guys.

1848
01:49:54,730 --> 01:49:57,700
Wow! - Mr. PP, Shanaya just offered us
a Bollywood film.

1849
01:49:57,840 --> 01:49:59,500
What are you doing?

1850
01:49:59,670 --> 01:50:01,860
These people don't have any experience.

1851
01:50:02,110 --> 01:50:04,640
That's it, they are fresh.
And we all want new music.

1852
01:50:05,750 --> 01:50:08,470
I'll give you my manager's number.
- Sure.

1853
01:50:08,650 --> 01:50:09,640
Shall we go?

1854
01:50:10,450 --> 01:50:12,570
I have a surprised planned for you.

1855
01:50:14,070 --> 01:50:15,600
Okay, guys, I have to go.

1856
01:50:16,040 --> 01:50:18,590
PP always has so many surprises for me.

1857
01:50:19,750 --> 01:50:20,670
Mr. PP...

1858
01:50:20,910 --> 01:50:22,190
Let's go.
- Bye.

1859
01:50:24,930 --> 01:50:25,900
Yeah!

1860
01:50:26,460 --> 01:50:29,250
(Lightning and thundering)

1861
01:50:35,670 --> 01:50:36,880
Cheers.
- Cheers.

1862
01:50:39,970 --> 01:50:41,870
(Lightning and thundering)

1863
01:50:42,690 --> 01:50:45,650
What are you looking at, PP?
- You.

1864
01:50:47,990 --> 01:50:49,270
You are very beautiful.

1865
01:50:50,440 --> 01:50:51,040
Thank you.

1866
01:50:51,460 --> 01:50:53,600
(Thunder crashing)

1867
01:51:06,280 --> 01:51:07,600
PP, let's go to the lawn.

1868
01:51:07,660 --> 01:51:08,750
No, Shanaya, listen.

1869
01:51:10,370 --> 01:51:12,330
There's something I want to tell you,
Shanaya.

1870
01:51:13,020 --> 01:51:14,670
PP... don't say anything.

1871
01:51:15,460 --> 01:51:19,670
We're good friends.
- Yes. I know, we're good friends.

1872
01:51:19,690 --> 01:51:23,110
But haven't you seen
"Kuch Kuch Hota Hain".

1873
01:51:23,270 --> 01:51:26,010
Yes, I have. Please, PP, let's go.

1874
01:51:26,140 --> 01:51:27,480
Please.
- Okay.

1875
01:51:27,600 --> 01:51:28,800
Okay. Okay.

1876
01:51:31,250 --> 01:51:38,630
(Background music)

1877
01:52:14,940 --> 01:52:17,880
(Screams) Kokodile! Kokodile!

1878
01:52:17,960 --> 01:52:19,770
Where?
- There.

1879
01:52:22,760 --> 01:52:23,480
PP.

1880
01:52:23,630 --> 01:52:25,110
PP. PP.

1881
01:52:26,080 --> 01:52:27,150
You're drunk.

1882
01:52:27,490 --> 01:52:29,120
Come on, I'll give you a glass of milk.

1883
01:52:29,990 --> 01:52:31,510
There's no one.

1884
01:52:36,740 --> 01:52:37,770
(Sighs)

1885
01:52:39,650 --> 01:52:43,600
PP... I think we'll call it a night.

1886
01:52:44,290 --> 01:52:46,200
My clothes are drenched...
and it's late.

1887
01:52:46,600 --> 01:52:48,750
Yes, so... we'll meet tomorrow.

1888
01:52:49,860 --> 01:52:53,420
PP, if you see a Kokodile again,
don't be scared.

1889
01:52:55,790 --> 01:52:57,220
Okay.
- Goodnight.

1890
01:53:05,100 --> 01:53:06,380
(Screams)

1891
01:53:07,510 --> 01:53:09,510
Stupid fool,
how dare you scare your father?

1892
01:53:10,250 --> 01:53:11,490
What if I had had a heart attack?

1893
01:53:11,670 --> 01:53:14,900
No, dad.
You'll die only because of your actions.

1894
01:53:15,340 --> 01:53:16,340
I saw everything.

1895
01:53:16,830 --> 01:53:18,440
You taking up on the opportunity.

1896
01:53:20,360 --> 01:53:23,820
Can't you watch cricket
or football like the other kids?

1897
01:53:24,110 --> 01:53:26,770
Do you have to spy on others?

1898
01:53:28,360 --> 01:53:31,280
Did you call Kokila?
- No, I didn't.

1899
01:53:31,870 --> 01:53:33,040
And anyway, it's quite late now.

1900
01:53:33,120 --> 01:53:34,350
I won't call her now.

1901
01:53:35,770 --> 01:53:37,930
So, will you get lost
or are you planning on sleeping with me?

1902
01:53:43,850 --> 01:53:45,110
(Sighs)

1903
01:53:47,860 --> 01:53:49,300
(Sighs)

1904
01:53:51,750 --> 01:53:53,170
Two heart attacks on the same day.

1905
01:53:55,800 --> 01:53:56,860
Kokodile.

1906
01:53:57,440 --> 01:53:58,730
I am really scared of you.

1907
01:53:59,270 --> 01:54:02,760
(Shudders) Hail Lord! Hail Lord!

1908
01:54:05,430 --> 01:54:07,920
(Prayer bell ringing)

1909
01:54:07,940 --> 01:54:09,950
"Shri Krishna, you're pure charisma,
Your flute playing is so intoxicating."

1910
01:54:10,050 --> 01:54:12,210
"A name of Vishnu, Supreme God,
as the preserver of the universe."

1911
01:54:12,230 --> 01:54:13,750
"Who has a Serene Appearance,
Who Rests on a Serpent."

1912
01:54:13,770 --> 01:54:15,260
"Who has a lotus on His navel
and Who is the Lord of the Devas."

1913
01:54:15,280 --> 01:54:16,560
"Who sustains the universe, Who is
boundless and infinite like the sky."

1914
01:54:16,590 --> 01:54:18,090
"Whose colour is like the cloud and
Who has a beautiful and auspicious body."

1915
01:54:18,110 --> 01:54:19,390
"Who is the husband of Goddess Lakshmi,
Whose eyes are like lotus."

1916
01:54:19,710 --> 01:54:20,910
"Who is attainable to
the yogis by meditation."

1917
01:54:20,940 --> 01:54:22,480
"Salutations to that Vishnu Who removes
the fear of worldly existence."

1918
01:54:22,510 --> 01:54:23,640
Kokodile.

1919
01:54:25,030 --> 01:54:25,800
Jigar.

1920
01:54:26,320 --> 01:54:26,990
Jigar.

1921
01:54:27,790 --> 01:54:28,400
Jigar.

1922
01:54:29,950 --> 01:54:32,160
Come here.

1923
01:54:32,380 --> 01:54:34,010
Dad, what's wrong?

1924
01:54:34,470 --> 01:54:35,010
Dad!

1925
01:54:37,340 --> 01:54:38,960
(Mantra chanting)

1926
01:54:39,000 --> 01:54:39,870
Two Kokodile.

1927
01:54:39,960 --> 01:54:42,200
Two Kokodile. Slap me, Jigar.
I am dreaming.

1928
01:54:42,230 --> 01:54:43,670
Two Kokodile. Look.

1929
01:54:44,300 --> 01:54:46,200
Dad, relax.
That's Naina and Shanaya.

1930
01:54:47,540 --> 01:54:48,920
Naina and Shanaya?
- Yes, look.

1931
01:54:53,220 --> 01:54:54,410
Naina and Shanaya?
- Yes.

1932
01:54:54,760 --> 01:54:56,720
Garba...
- And I talked to mom...

1933
01:54:56,960 --> 01:54:57,760
...she's still in the village.

1934
01:54:58,250 --> 01:55:04,570
(Background music)

1935
01:55:28,150 --> 01:55:28,990
Babaji!

1936
01:55:30,400 --> 01:55:33,900
Listen... eat some offerings.

1937
01:55:36,930 --> 01:55:37,860
Baby.

1938
01:55:49,840 --> 01:55:53,010
Who is she?
- She...

1939
01:55:53,080 --> 01:55:56,510
She's my sister, your aunt.

1940
01:55:56,930 --> 01:56:00,060
Jigna Odumbe Tikolo from Kenya.

1941
01:56:01,070 --> 01:56:02,110
No!

1942
01:56:02,560 --> 01:56:04,720
(Gibberish)

1943
01:56:05,270 --> 01:56:07,080
He's PP. Praveen.

1944
01:56:08,950 --> 01:56:10,530
(Gibberish)

1945
01:56:10,650 --> 01:56:14,040
In my life only Garba and he.

1946
01:56:15,130 --> 01:56:17,930
Velji, why did you bring her here?

1947
01:56:17,950 --> 01:56:19,870
How many more people
are you going to bring in my home?

1948
01:56:19,890 --> 01:56:25,660
PP, I told dad that
I want to learn Gujju dance.

1949
01:56:26,880 --> 01:56:29,550
And he said his sister's
a choreographer...

1950
01:56:29,610 --> 01:56:31,320
...and she just arrived from Kenya.

1951
01:56:31,940 --> 01:56:33,070
She will teach me.

1952
01:56:33,320 --> 01:56:34,600
And she's the best, darling.

1953
01:56:35,460 --> 01:56:37,360
If you say so?

1954
01:56:37,670 --> 01:56:41,490
By the way, you're looking really nice.
- Very nice.

1955
01:56:41,990 --> 01:56:44,640
Thank you, PP.
By the way, this is for my role.

1956
01:56:45,920 --> 01:56:47,140
What are you doing?

1957
01:56:53,120 --> 01:56:55,750
Jackpot! Jackpot!

1958
01:57:07,150 --> 01:57:08,440
Behave yourself.

1959
01:57:12,090 --> 01:57:15,150
Have a banana.
- Why are you staring like this?

1960
01:57:17,750 --> 01:57:18,970
Okay. Bye, Praveen.

1961
01:57:19,340 --> 01:57:22,460
See you at lunch?
- Yes, 1 o'clock.

1962
01:57:22,860 --> 01:57:24,080
La Boutega.

1963
01:57:24,620 --> 01:57:25,330
Bye.

1964
01:57:26,780 --> 01:57:28,160
Just look at him.

1965
01:57:35,210 --> 01:57:38,790
Praveen.
Clean this in the washing machine.

1966
01:57:39,170 --> 01:57:40,200
I'll see you for lunch.

1967
01:57:40,720 --> 01:57:42,000
1 o'clock, at La Boutega.

1968
01:57:42,160 --> 01:57:42,700
Bye.

1969
01:57:59,910 --> 01:58:01,400
What happened?
- Nothing, sir.

1970
01:58:04,110 --> 01:58:05,320
What's this? - Letter, sir.

1971
01:58:06,340 --> 01:58:07,770
Whose is it?
- Mine.

1972
01:58:08,980 --> 01:58:11,740
So you take it.
- It's for you.

1973
01:58:12,810 --> 01:58:15,100
Make up your mind, yours or mine?

1974
01:58:15,300 --> 01:58:18,440
Sir, I wrote this letter for you.

1975
01:58:19,440 --> 01:58:22,000
Hey... just tell me what's wrong.

1976
01:58:22,320 --> 01:58:26,060
Actually, this is my resignation letter.
- What?

1977
01:58:26,340 --> 01:58:29,580
I am quitting this job
and joining the band, as a drummer.

1978
01:58:30,610 --> 01:58:31,730
You...

1979
01:58:33,060 --> 01:58:34,090
Are you crazy?

1980
01:58:35,220 --> 01:58:36,510
You want to be a drummer.

1981
01:58:37,480 --> 01:58:38,770
You have such a nice job.

1982
01:58:38,900 --> 01:58:40,780
You get paid at the end of every month.

1983
01:58:41,290 --> 01:58:42,230
You have a good boss.

1984
01:58:42,250 --> 01:58:44,650
If you quit, I won't take you back again.

1985
01:58:44,670 --> 01:58:46,110
It's okay, sir.

1986
01:58:46,750 --> 01:58:48,730
Actually, sir, even I have dreams.

1987
01:58:48,940 --> 01:58:51,260
You just don't see it, but that's okay.

1988
01:58:51,540 --> 01:58:53,810
You get on with your life,
and I'll get on with mine.

1989
01:58:55,140 --> 01:58:57,420
Do you know how absurd you sound?

1990
01:58:57,680 --> 01:58:59,010
Are you in your senses?

1991
01:58:59,190 --> 01:59:01,770
I wasn't all these years, but I am now.

1992
01:59:02,310 --> 01:59:05,660
I am a bit late, but I still got time.

1993
01:59:06,200 --> 01:59:07,700
So... please, sir.

1994
01:59:09,180 --> 01:59:14,550
It's okay. There you go.
- (Phone ringing)

1995
01:59:14,880 --> 01:59:15,840
Hello.

1996
01:59:16,960 --> 01:59:19,080
Who?
- This is Vivek Hinduja.

1997
01:59:19,340 --> 01:59:22,300
Who do you want?
- I want Shanaya.

1998
01:59:22,610 --> 01:59:23,360
And you are?

1999
01:59:23,700 --> 01:59:26,420
PP. Praveen Patel.

2000
01:59:26,550 --> 01:59:29,890
Yeah, just hold on. Shanaya.
- Hey. Some PP's calling for you.

2001
01:59:31,200 --> 01:59:32,050
Give me the phone.

2002
01:59:33,930 --> 01:59:35,380
Be a sweetheart, can you zip me please?

2003
01:59:35,400 --> 01:59:36,560
Oh yes, sure.

2004
01:59:38,070 --> 01:59:39,490
It's good.
- That's so sweet.

2005
01:59:39,670 --> 01:59:41,190
SHANAYA: 'Will you give me a second?'
- Please take your time.

2006
01:59:41,430 --> 01:59:43,830
Hi, PP.
- Hi.

2007
01:59:44,130 --> 01:59:47,660
Who's Vivek? Your secretary?

2008
01:59:47,840 --> 01:59:49,790
No, he's my co-star.

2009
01:59:50,130 --> 01:59:52,780
He's such a fabulous actor,
and he's so sweet.

2010
01:59:52,860 --> 01:59:55,080
What do I do if he's sweet?

2011
01:59:55,590 --> 01:59:56,610
Are you getting jealous?

2012
01:59:57,810 --> 02:00:00,430
Me... why would I get jealous?

2013
02:00:00,700 --> 02:00:02,680
Actors come and go.

2014
02:00:03,250 --> 02:00:05,480
I was just saying...

2015
02:00:06,350 --> 02:00:08,790
...why don't you come down
to my office for lunch.

2016
02:00:09,160 --> 02:00:10,120
There's no one here.

2017
02:00:10,380 --> 02:00:11,640
Even my assistant ran away.

2018
02:00:12,290 --> 02:00:13,580
Not possible, PP.

2019
02:00:14,130 --> 02:00:16,830
I have just half an hour.

2020
02:00:17,310 --> 02:00:19,660
And... it kind of sounds a little boring.

2021
02:00:21,230 --> 02:00:24,520
So... now I am boring?
- No, PP.

2022
02:00:24,910 --> 02:00:26,900
Why are you getting so serious?
- No.

2023
02:00:27,670 --> 02:00:31,040
It's okay if you don't want to come.
But don't forget to eat.

2024
02:00:31,190 --> 02:00:32,030
Don't stay hungry.

2025
02:00:32,450 --> 02:00:34,850
Don't worry, I'll eat with Vivek.

2026
02:00:35,200 --> 02:00:38,690
And do you remember
Naina and Jigar from the concert?

2027
02:00:38,950 --> 02:00:41,940
Yes.
- They are coming to meet the director.

2028
02:00:42,580 --> 02:00:43,410
Looks positive.

2029
02:00:54,090 --> 02:00:59,910
"I don't know what bond
I share with you."

2030
02:01:11,850 --> 02:01:13,170
Hey, PP...

2031
02:01:13,900 --> 02:01:14,910
Nice to see you.

2032
02:01:15,220 --> 02:01:17,080
Hey, guys, look who's here.

2033
02:01:17,800 --> 02:01:20,470
Mr. Praveen Patel,
the owner of the house.

2034
02:01:20,560 --> 02:01:21,440
Hi, Praveen.

2035
02:01:21,980 --> 02:01:25,370
I hope you don't mind,
I kept a music session here.

2036
02:01:25,950 --> 02:01:28,890
Mr. Patel, you're a wonderful host.
- Host?

2037
02:01:29,380 --> 02:01:30,810
But I haven't done anything.

2038
02:01:30,850 --> 02:01:33,480
Praveen, just listen to
this young group's song.

2039
02:01:33,750 --> 02:01:35,390
Guys, hit it.
- We can have it?

2040
02:01:35,500 --> 02:01:37,350
One, two, three, four...

2041
02:01:38,150 --> 02:01:40,030
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!

2042
02:01:41,910 --> 02:01:43,110
(Giggles)

2043
02:01:43,560 --> 02:01:47,320
You guys can continue, I... I'll be...

2044
02:01:49,970 --> 02:01:51,300
What's wrong?

2045
02:01:54,570 --> 02:01:55,660
Patel, speak up.

2046
02:01:57,260 --> 02:01:58,840
They're playing so loudly.

2047
02:01:59,190 --> 02:02:00,730
You should've thought about mom and dad.

2048
02:02:00,750 --> 02:02:01,640
It must be bothering them.

2049
02:02:01,730 --> 02:02:04,240
They went to the Prem Puri Ashram,
they won't be back in the evening.

2050
02:02:05,570 --> 02:02:06,790
And Velji?

2051
02:02:07,030 --> 02:02:07,970
He isn't here either.

2052
02:02:09,810 --> 02:02:13,170
PP, you're looking stressed.
What's wrong?

2053
02:02:13,290 --> 02:02:14,460
Not stressed...

2054
02:02:16,110 --> 02:02:18,830
You could've told me
you're going to do this.

2055
02:02:19,730 --> 02:02:21,670
No, I didn't mean that... I mean...

2056
02:02:22,990 --> 02:02:26,040
You have time for this,
you've time for parties...

2057
02:02:26,230 --> 02:02:28,950
...you have time for Vivek,
to have lunch and dinner with him.

2058
02:02:28,970 --> 02:02:30,190
But you don't have time for me.

2059
02:02:30,430 --> 02:02:32,300
Did you even ask
whether I am tensed or not?

2060
02:02:32,550 --> 02:02:34,390
Am I okay, or not? Did you ever ask?

2061
02:02:37,280 --> 02:02:38,030
Have you finished?

2062
02:02:40,000 --> 02:02:40,810
Yes!

2063
02:02:41,500 --> 02:02:45,770
Sit here for five minutes,
I'll be right back.

2064
02:02:47,300 --> 02:02:48,320
Hey...

2065
02:03:01,800 --> 02:03:03,030
Shanaya...

2066
02:03:04,240 --> 02:03:05,030
Where are you going?

2067
02:03:05,350 --> 02:03:07,740
Shanaya, listen to me...

2068
02:03:07,870 --> 02:03:08,640
Don't touch me.

2069
02:03:08,990 --> 02:03:09,950
You insulted me.

2070
02:03:13,150 --> 02:03:13,970
Shanaya.

2071
02:03:18,480 --> 02:03:19,230
Shanaya.

2072
02:03:22,030 --> 02:03:24,850
Why are you crying?
- So? What do you care?

2073
02:03:25,460 --> 02:03:26,600
Why are you saying that?

2074
02:03:26,920 --> 02:03:28,340
How else do I say it, Praveen?

2075
02:03:28,670 --> 02:03:31,140
Shanaya, I am sorry.

2076
02:03:31,390 --> 02:03:32,720
I shouldn't have screamed at you.

2077
02:03:32,750 --> 02:03:35,290
But... I don't like Vivek at all.

2078
02:03:35,310 --> 02:03:38,940
And when you spend time with him, I...
- You feel insecure.

2079
02:03:40,890 --> 02:03:43,020
He's my co-star, it's professional.

2080
02:03:43,180 --> 02:03:44,250
I have to do it.

2081
02:03:45,440 --> 02:03:48,030
I know, but I still don't like it.

2082
02:03:48,420 --> 02:03:50,130
Why? Who am I to you?

2083
02:03:50,810 --> 02:03:53,180
Shanaya, you mean everything to me.

2084
02:03:54,320 --> 02:03:55,440
Then marry me?

2085
02:03:57,080 --> 02:04:01,640
Marriage?
- Why? Speechless?

2086
02:04:01,950 --> 02:04:03,180
You can't marry me, can you?

2087
02:04:03,750 --> 02:04:05,210
Your world looks at our world...

2088
02:04:05,230 --> 02:04:06,890
...with a completely
different perspective.

2089
02:04:07,530 --> 02:04:10,390
I know what you think of actresses.

2090
02:04:10,630 --> 02:04:14,060
Wherever I go,
everyone's eyes stay on me.

2091
02:04:14,690 --> 02:04:17,120
I know where they're looking,
what they're looking at...

2092
02:04:17,190 --> 02:04:20,590
...and what they're thinking
about doing with me.

2093
02:04:22,140 --> 02:04:24,720
Today when I am with you,
you're proud to show me off.

2094
02:04:24,800 --> 02:04:26,600
Look, there's an actress with you.

2095
02:04:27,170 --> 02:04:31,090
All I did was hug my costar,
and it made you jealous.

2096
02:04:31,570 --> 02:04:32,960
It's my job, PP.

2097
02:04:35,160 --> 02:04:37,390
If we were together,
will you let me work?

2098
02:04:37,630 --> 02:04:38,830
And if you do let me work...

2099
02:04:39,030 --> 02:04:41,490
...can you adjust yourself with
an actress' lifestyle?

2100
02:04:42,580 --> 02:04:45,030
And when people stare at me...

2101
02:04:45,170 --> 02:04:46,690
...will you be able to control yourself?

2102
02:04:47,240 --> 02:04:49,520
Will you understand
my professional behavior?

2103
02:04:49,870 --> 02:04:50,760
You can't.

2104
02:04:50,840 --> 02:04:53,570
Because your insecurities will eat you up.

2105
02:04:54,520 --> 02:04:57,240
Every man fantasizes about an actress.

2106
02:04:57,790 --> 02:04:59,160
But when he has her...

2107
02:04:59,470 --> 02:05:02,080
...he doesn't know what to do with her.

2108
02:05:03,730 --> 02:05:07,770
It takes a strong,
secure man to marry an actress.

2109
02:05:08,090 --> 02:05:11,580
So PP, you live your life,
and let me live mine.

2110
02:05:11,770 --> 02:05:12,650
Let me go.

2111
02:05:19,510 --> 02:05:20,530
Shanaya, please.

2112
02:05:21,000 --> 02:05:24,530
Shanaya... Shanaya,
please don't leave me like this.

2113
02:05:25,470 --> 02:05:27,180
You can't do anything for me.

2114
02:05:27,430 --> 02:05:30,030
Shanaya,
I'm ready to do anything for you.

2115
02:05:30,110 --> 02:05:31,960
Bet on it, I'll do anything for you.

2116
02:05:32,530 --> 02:05:34,370
Fine, when the time comes...

2117
02:05:34,420 --> 02:05:36,400
...I'll ask you for what I want.

2118
02:06:42,260 --> 02:06:44,770
(Sighs)

2119
02:06:48,710 --> 02:06:49,650
Good morning, Mr. Patel.

2120
02:06:50,190 --> 02:06:51,560
Congratulations, sir.

2121
02:06:52,410 --> 02:06:54,470
Praveen... hello. Congratulations.

2122
02:06:54,590 --> 02:06:56,470
Yo man, what a champ you are.

2123
02:07:01,130 --> 02:07:03,250
Mr. Patel, finally you scored.

2124
02:07:03,890 --> 02:07:05,860
Sir, you're dream walked out of the DVD.

2125
02:07:08,550 --> 02:07:09,860
You hit the jackpot.

2126
02:07:09,950 --> 02:07:12,470
Praveen, look at you.

2127
02:07:12,540 --> 02:07:14,850
Someone get the groom ready. Roberto.

2128
02:07:16,290 --> 02:07:17,760
Hi, Teddy.

2129
02:07:19,690 --> 02:07:22,830
Roberto, what is this...
- Marriage.

2130
02:07:24,510 --> 02:07:29,590
Don't look at me like this.
Get ready and let's go.

2131
02:07:29,950 --> 02:07:32,850
I personally picked this dress for you.

2132
02:07:33,650 --> 02:07:36,450
You know, PP... I will miss you.

2133
02:07:36,870 --> 02:07:38,580
What is this?
- (Laughs)

2134
02:07:38,730 --> 02:07:40,020
Velji, what's happening?

2135
02:07:40,050 --> 02:07:44,970
Am I dreaming?
- PP, your dream is finally coming true.

2136
02:07:45,510 --> 02:07:46,700
Are you crazy...

2137
02:07:47,350 --> 02:07:48,900
Guys, what's going on?

2138
02:07:49,150 --> 02:07:52,040
Daddy, you're getting married.
- What?

2139
02:07:52,130 --> 02:07:54,340
Yes, dad, everything is
going according to plan.

2140
02:07:54,470 --> 02:07:56,200
Come on, Shanaya is waiting for you.

2141
02:07:56,230 --> 02:07:57,480
But...

2142
02:07:57,790 --> 02:08:00,320
How did this escalate to marriage?
Will someone explain me?

2143
02:08:00,580 --> 02:08:04,450
But dad you said
you're going to marry Shanaya.

2144
02:08:04,550 --> 02:08:05,990
And then leave with her.

2145
02:08:06,010 --> 02:08:07,630
When did I say that?

2146
02:08:07,660 --> 02:08:08,660
It doesn't matter, dad.

2147
02:08:09,000 --> 02:08:12,170
You will marry Shanaya,
I will marry Naina.

2148
02:08:12,200 --> 02:08:13,750
Mom will stay with us.

2149
02:08:13,820 --> 02:08:15,730
You'll be happy in your world,
and we'll be happy in ours.

2150
02:08:15,870 --> 02:08:17,410
Hold on. What's going on?

2151
02:08:17,450 --> 02:08:19,290
Take him away.
- Where?

2152
02:08:19,310 --> 02:08:21,170
Come on...
- What are you doing?

2153
02:08:21,190 --> 02:08:22,550
Come on, PP. Come on.

2154
02:08:22,680 --> 02:08:23,730
Come, PP.

2155
02:09:32,120 --> 02:09:36,480
You said, PP...
you'll give me whatever I want.

2156
02:09:36,880 --> 02:09:37,530
Yes.

2157
02:09:38,610 --> 02:09:45,500
So I want you...
to marry her right here, right now.

2158
02:09:48,860 --> 02:09:52,180
Look, Shanaya, I want to say something.

2159
02:09:52,520 --> 02:09:54,450
Shanaya, I made a big mistake.

2160
02:09:54,510 --> 02:09:57,400
Look, I lied to you.

2161
02:09:57,860 --> 02:09:59,950
I cannot marry you, and...

2162
02:09:59,980 --> 02:10:02,070
...sorry I can't marry you either.

2163
02:10:02,160 --> 02:10:06,750
Look... I am already married
and I love my wife.

2164
02:10:06,780 --> 02:10:09,130
Forgive me, Shanaya, I...
- Hey, Patel.

2165
02:10:10,150 --> 02:10:11,550
(Laughs)

2166
02:10:12,220 --> 02:10:15,390
Didn't I tell you...
I'm Mehsana's Patlani.

2167
02:10:15,990 --> 02:10:21,540
It's impossible to even get me out
of your heart, smarty.

2168
02:10:22,690 --> 02:10:23,460
(Gasps)

2169
02:10:24,400 --> 02:10:28,120
She... she... she... How?

2170
02:10:28,440 --> 02:10:29,320
I'll tell you.

2171
02:10:31,400 --> 02:10:35,000
That night when I went to my room,
I met Kokila.

2172
02:10:37,230 --> 02:10:39,260
She told me the entire story.

2173
02:10:40,520 --> 02:10:41,750
That she's your wife.

2174
02:10:42,220 --> 02:10:43,350
And Jigar's your son.

2175
02:10:45,490 --> 02:10:47,840
You deviated, for a date and a dream.

2176
02:10:49,890 --> 02:10:50,990
Since that moment...

2177
02:10:51,870 --> 02:10:53,620
...everything I did to you...

2178
02:10:55,670 --> 02:10:57,030
...it was just acting.

2179
02:11:15,570 --> 02:11:20,510
And this way...
you all made a plan to teach you a lesson.

2180
02:11:20,800 --> 02:11:21,820
(Laughs)

2181
02:11:21,960 --> 02:11:25,770
All of us?
- All of us!

2182
02:11:29,730 --> 02:11:34,190
Jigar...
only Naina and you knew about it.

2183
02:11:34,710 --> 02:11:35,870
So this was...

2184
02:11:36,200 --> 02:11:38,260
You did all this you stupid fool.

2185
02:11:39,510 --> 02:11:42,230
Hey Patel,
don't abuse him in front of his bride.

2186
02:11:42,280 --> 02:11:43,390
You can do it later.

2187
02:11:43,470 --> 02:11:45,210
I was joking.

2188
02:11:47,000 --> 02:11:50,850
I was saying,
now that we've already spent a lot...

2189
02:11:51,060 --> 02:11:55,030
...why don't we get these two engaged.

2190
02:11:55,640 --> 02:11:57,320
Yeah!
- Great.

2191
02:11:57,640 --> 02:12:01,000
Thank you, dad. Love you.
- Mom.

2192
02:12:01,950 --> 02:12:03,990
Now the bride and groom exchange rings.

2193
02:12:07,940 --> 02:12:13,860
(Applauds)

2194
02:12:17,550 --> 02:12:18,580
Congratulations.

2195
02:12:20,850 --> 02:12:22,080
Congratulations.
- Thanks.

2196
02:12:27,920 --> 02:12:30,810
Shanaya, forgive me.

2197
02:12:31,220 --> 02:12:33,590
I had strayed.

2198
02:12:34,280 --> 02:12:38,800
But... everyone opened my eyes.

2199
02:12:39,430 --> 02:12:40,430
Thank you very much.

2200
02:12:40,950 --> 02:12:43,370
And once again sorry for lying to you.

2201
02:12:44,400 --> 02:12:45,270
You're so sweet.

2202
02:12:45,550 --> 02:12:46,330
You know, PP.

2203
02:12:46,830 --> 02:12:50,000
I learnt much more about life,
than my role.

2204
02:12:52,730 --> 02:12:55,760
Gathiya, Undhiya, Khakra...

2205
02:12:56,120 --> 02:12:57,680
(Laughs)

2206
02:12:57,820 --> 02:12:58,850
And Garba.

2207
02:12:59,910 --> 02:13:01,500
It's always going to be a part of my life.

2208
02:13:02,200 --> 02:13:04,150
But now I have to go.

2209
02:13:04,300 --> 02:13:06,940
Baby.
- Control.

2210
02:13:07,050 --> 02:13:08,030
Group Hug.

2211
02:13:43,800 --> 02:13:46,380
"How will I say it? How will I tell you?"

2212
02:13:46,470 --> 02:13:49,190
"I'll skirt myself from your eyes."

2213
02:13:49,210 --> 02:13:51,770
"I'll show the grace of your attitude."

2214
02:13:51,910 --> 02:13:54,180
"Let your love dwell in my heart."

2215
02:13:54,210 --> 02:13:59,360
"My heart's crazy for your love."

2216
02:13:59,500 --> 02:14:04,850
"What's happened to my heart
in your love?"

2217
02:14:04,910 --> 02:14:10,250
"My heart's crazy for your love."

2218
02:14:10,370 --> 02:14:16,190
"What's happened to my heart
in your love?"

2219
02:14:16,270 --> 02:14:18,950
"How will I say it? How will I tell you?"

2220
02:14:19,030 --> 02:14:21,780
"I'll skirt myself from your eyes."

2221
02:14:21,870 --> 02:14:24,300
"I'll show the grace of your attitude."

2222
02:14:24,390 --> 02:14:26,630
"Let your love dwell in my heart."

2223
02:14:26,710 --> 02:14:31,950
"My heart's crazy for your love."

2224
02:14:32,030 --> 02:14:37,420
"What's happened to my heart
in your love?"

2225
02:14:59,630 --> 02:15:02,120
"Girls are crazy about me."

2226
02:15:02,200 --> 02:15:05,020
"They roam around my lane."

2227
02:15:05,110 --> 02:15:07,890
"You're the lucky baby,
you dwell in my heart."

2228
02:15:07,930 --> 02:15:11,050
"You're the Juliet of my dreams."

2229
02:15:11,170 --> 02:15:13,710
"Come... dwell in my heart."

2230
02:15:13,900 --> 02:15:15,620
"You're my pride... "

2231
02:15:15,660 --> 02:15:18,140
"...and you're my glory."

2232
02:15:18,180 --> 02:15:20,340
"You're my life."