1 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:30,431 Motherfucking cocksucker. Motherfucking shit fucker! 2 00:00:30,473 --> 00:00:32,642 What am I doing? What am I doing? 3 00:00:32,767 --> 00:00:35,937 I don't know what I'm doing. I'm doing the best that I can. 4 00:00:36,062 --> 00:00:38,356 I know that's all I can ask of myself. 5 00:00:38,481 --> 00:00:41,442 But is that good enough? Is my work doing any good? 6 00:00:41,484 --> 00:00:44,737 Is anybody paying attention? Is it hopeless to try and change things? 7 00:00:44,779 --> 00:00:47,073 The African guy's a sign, right? Because if he isn't... 8 00:00:47,198 --> 00:00:49,617 then nothing in this world makes any sense to me. 9 00:00:49,659 --> 00:00:52,203 I'm fucked. Maybe I should quit. Don't quit. 10 00:00:52,328 --> 00:00:54,497 Maybe I should just fucking quit. Don't fucking quit. 11 00:00:54,664 --> 00:00:57,375 I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to fucking do anymore. 12 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,919 Fucker. Fuck! Shit! 13 00:01:00,044 --> 00:01:02,463 I'm glad we saved a piece of this marsh. 14 00:01:02,505 --> 00:01:04,924 I know it's small, but at least it's something. 15 00:01:05,049 --> 00:01:07,385 Don't stop fighting. 16 00:01:07,510 --> 00:01:09,929 We're going to save a lot more of this place. 17 00:01:10,054 --> 00:01:13,266 To celebrate, I have a poem I'd like to read. 18 00:01:13,391 --> 00:01:16,269 "Nobody sits like this rock sits. 19 00:01:16,394 --> 00:01:20,273 "You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. 20 00:01:20,398 --> 00:01:23,818 You show us how to just sit here, and that's what we need." 21 00:01:25,987 --> 00:01:27,989 Yeah, we did it. 22 00:01:28,114 --> 00:01:31,993 - Any press come? - Yeah, local paper's here. What's wrong? 23 00:01:32,118 --> 00:01:35,663 Nothing. It's just I have an appointment to check out this African guy. 24 00:01:35,705 --> 00:01:39,417 - What African guy? - Exactly. What African guy? 25 00:02:12,158 --> 00:02:14,327 Come on. 26 00:03:36,993 --> 00:03:39,120 Hello. Albert Markovski. I have a 1::00 appointment. 27 00:03:39,245 --> 00:03:41,247 Sorry, I'm late. This place is like a maze. 28 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:43,291 Have a seat. We'll be right with you. 29 00:04:09,567 --> 00:04:13,195 Why don't you just tell me what your situation is. 30 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:17,325 Look, I'm not really sure I know exactly what you guys do here, all right? 31 00:04:17,408 --> 00:04:19,994 Well, we, uh... We'll investigate and solve your case. 32 00:04:20,036 --> 00:04:22,496 - How? - If you sign a contract, we'll follow you. 33 00:04:22,622 --> 00:04:23,873 - You'll spy? - Yes. 34 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,583 - On me? - Yes. 35 00:04:25,708 --> 00:04:28,461 - Will you be spying on me in the bathroom? - Yes. 36 00:04:28,586 --> 00:04:30,588 - In the bathroom? - Yes. 37 00:04:30,713 --> 00:04:32,632 - Why? - There's nothing too small. 38 00:04:32,757 --> 00:04:36,135 You know when police find the slightest bit of D.N.A. And build a case? 39 00:04:36,177 --> 00:04:38,429 If we might see you... you floss or masturbate... 40 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:40,890 that could be the key to your entire reality. 41 00:04:41,015 --> 00:04:42,934 - So I'm hiring you to spy on me. - That's right. 42 00:04:43,059 --> 00:04:46,354 So we can figure out your situation and resolve your crisis. 43 00:04:46,479 --> 00:04:49,732 In addition, my associate will approach your case from a different angle. 44 00:04:49,815 --> 00:04:52,526 What do you mean a different angle? What does that mean? 45 00:04:52,652 --> 00:04:56,530 Regarding your perception of reality. He'll tell you about that. 46 00:04:56,656 --> 00:04:59,909 - Who sent you here? - Nobody. I found your card. 47 00:05:00,076 --> 00:05:04,205 - Where? - In some fancy restaurant that I'd never been to before. 48 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:08,918 I didn't have the proper attire. So they let me borrow a suitjacket. 49 00:05:09,043 --> 00:05:12,505 I reached into my pocket, and there was your card. 50 00:05:12,630 --> 00:05:14,674 The weird thing is I always have a jacket. 51 00:05:14,799 --> 00:05:16,759 - But not that day? - No. 52 00:05:18,803 --> 00:05:21,055 - Brad Stand. - Hey. 53 00:05:21,097 --> 00:05:24,517 - Kind of a coincidence. - Yes, exactly. My case is a coincidence. 54 00:05:24,642 --> 00:05:27,520 - About the restaurant and thejacket? - No, no. That-That's... 55 00:05:27,562 --> 00:05:30,773 I'm talking about a big coincidence. It involves one man. 56 00:05:30,856 --> 00:05:33,442 It's a three-parter. Okay. Ready? 57 00:05:33,568 --> 00:05:35,570 First part. 58 00:05:35,695 --> 00:05:37,989 I went to a place called Schottinger's photo archives. 59 00:05:38,114 --> 00:05:40,283 I was there getting stills of early Bob Dylan. 60 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:43,536 In comes this tall African guy. He's like 18 years old or something. 61 00:05:43,578 --> 00:05:46,080 You know, he's in there getting photos of Morris Chestnut... 62 00:05:46,122 --> 00:05:48,124 Shaquille O'Neal, Jim Carrey. 63 00:05:48,249 --> 00:05:50,876 He's an autograph hound. Kind of guy likes to get... 64 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,878 glossies of famous people and get them signed. 65 00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:55,006 Two weeks later, I see the same African guy. 66 00:05:55,131 --> 00:05:57,133 He's working as a doorman at my friend's building. 67 00:05:57,258 --> 00:05:59,093 Oh, my God! 68 00:05:59,135 --> 00:06:01,846 - Who's your friend? - Jay Wendorff. But it's not his apartment. 69 00:06:01,971 --> 00:06:04,015 - It's his girlfriend's. - What's her name? 70 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:08,102 Uh, Kelly. Kelly Coulter. So, okay, that's two. 71 00:06:08,144 --> 00:06:10,146 One time at Schottinger's photo archive... 72 00:06:10,271 --> 00:06:12,440 second time as the doorman. 73 00:06:12,565 --> 00:06:16,444 Third, I see this man, he's in a van at the mall. 74 00:06:16,485 --> 00:06:19,196 - What are you doing at the mall? - I'm working. 75 00:06:19,322 --> 00:06:21,866 I'm making a statement for the open spaces. 76 00:06:21,991 --> 00:06:24,744 Yeah, he's back. You crazy bastard. 77 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:27,038 You don't plant no tree in this parking lot! 78 00:06:27,163 --> 00:06:31,292 I gotta come take that tree, remove it and let traffic through. 79 00:06:31,334 --> 00:06:33,461 You'rejust creatin' more work for me. 80 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:38,883 - They're not always meaningful. - Yeah, it's meaningful. 81 00:06:39,008 --> 00:06:42,929 - Meaningful how? - That's what I want you to find out. 82 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:45,890 - About your life. - Yeah, about my life. 83 00:06:46,015 --> 00:06:49,518 And about the whole thing. About the universe, you know? The big one. 84 00:06:49,644 --> 00:06:53,189 I mean, should I keep doing what I'm doing? Is it hopeless? 85 00:06:53,314 --> 00:06:55,358 Mr. Markovski, we see a lot of people in here... 86 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:58,653 who claim they want to know the ultimate truth about reality. 87 00:06:58,778 --> 00:07:01,489 They want to peer under the surface at the big everything... 88 00:07:01,530 --> 00:07:04,116 but this can be a very painful process full of surprises. 89 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,661 It can dismantle the world as you know it. 90 00:07:06,786 --> 00:07:10,665 That's why most people prefer to remain on the surface of things. 91 00:07:10,748 --> 00:07:13,209 Maybe you should go home. Let sleeping dogs lie. 92 00:07:13,376 --> 00:07:15,628 Take it easy. What do you say? 93 00:07:15,670 --> 00:07:18,339 I say don't give me the brush-off. Please. 94 00:07:18,381 --> 00:07:21,133 I want to know. This is big. 95 00:07:21,217 --> 00:07:25,346 - Have you ever transcended space and time? - Yes. No. 96 00:07:25,388 --> 00:07:28,474 Uh, time not space. No, I don't know what you're talking about. 97 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:31,227 I take it you don't make very much money, Mr. Markovski. 98 00:07:31,352 --> 00:07:33,980 Is that gonna be a problem? Are you expensive, what you do? 99 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:37,650 We have a sliding scale. Some of our clients pay $30 a week. 100 00:07:37,692 --> 00:07:39,986 Some of our wealthy clients pay several thousand a week. 101 00:07:40,069 --> 00:07:43,406 I can't believe you guys actually exist. How long have you been doing this? 102 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:45,992 - Seventeen years, 352 cases. - That's crazy. 103 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:49,120 I'm gonna have to ask you to please steer clear of my office... 104 00:07:49,245 --> 00:07:51,831 because my work situation is a little shaky, all right? 105 00:07:51,956 --> 00:07:53,874 You want us to stay away from your job? 106 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,168 Yeah. If you come snooping around my office... 107 00:07:56,252 --> 00:07:59,255 it could make me look unstable and it could hurt me. 108 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:03,426 I want you to meet my colleague. 109 00:08:04,844 --> 00:08:06,262 - Bernard? - Uh-huh. 110 00:08:06,387 --> 00:08:08,097 - This is Mr. Markovski. - Hi. 111 00:08:08,180 --> 00:08:11,559 - He's going to have to be pro bono. - Okay. Sounds good. 112 00:08:11,601 --> 00:08:13,728 Thank you very much for taking on my case. 113 00:08:13,853 --> 00:08:16,105 - Oh, you're welcome. You're welcome. - Hold on. 114 00:08:16,188 --> 00:08:19,191 - He hasn't signed a contract. - Let's do this and then we'll get to the contract. 115 00:08:19,317 --> 00:08:23,195 - It's too much too soon. - It's always too much too soon. That's the nature of the beast. 116 00:08:23,321 --> 00:08:25,406 - Approach, patience, finesse. - Will you stop? 117 00:08:25,448 --> 00:08:27,867 - Come on. - We need to start with his specifics, Bernard. 118 00:08:27,909 --> 00:08:30,328 We need to go past logic though. Come on. Let's go. 119 00:08:30,453 --> 00:08:32,496 - Give me a kiss. Come on. - Okay. 120 00:08:36,459 --> 00:08:38,794 Will you tell me where we're having dinner tonight? 121 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,881 - Korean barbecue. - Really? 122 00:08:43,883 --> 00:08:47,511 Okay, let's get started. 123 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:49,764 Is this part of my investigation? 124 00:08:49,805 --> 00:08:53,893 Yes. Say this blanket represents all the matter and energy in the universe, okay? 125 00:08:53,935 --> 00:08:55,937 You, me, everything. 126 00:08:56,062 --> 00:08:59,065 Nothing has been left out, all right? All the particles, everything. 127 00:08:59,148 --> 00:09:01,776 - What's outside this blanket? - More blankets. That's the point. 128 00:09:01,901 --> 00:09:04,028 - Blanket's everything. - Exactly. This is everything. 129 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:07,740 Let's just say that this is me, all right? 130 00:09:07,782 --> 00:09:10,660 And I'm, what, 60-odd years old and I'm wearing a gray suit. 131 00:09:10,785 --> 00:09:13,746 Blah, blah, blah. And let's say over here, this is you. 132 00:09:13,788 --> 00:09:16,791 And, you're... I don't know, you're 21. You got dark hair, etc. 133 00:09:16,832 --> 00:09:21,045 And over here, this is Vivian, my wife and colleague. 134 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:25,049 Then over here, this is the Eiffel tower, right? It's Paris. 135 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:28,094 And this is a war. And this is, uh, a museum. 136 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:30,805 And this is a disease. And this is an orgasm. 137 00:09:30,846 --> 00:09:32,932 And this is a hamburger. 138 00:09:33,057 --> 00:09:36,519 - Everything is the same even if it's different. - Exactly. 139 00:09:36,686 --> 00:09:40,064 But our everyday mind forgets this. We think everything is separate. 140 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:43,234 Limited. I'm over here. You're over there. Which is true. 141 00:09:43,359 --> 00:09:46,362 But it's not the whole truth because we're all connected. 142 00:09:46,445 --> 00:09:48,406 Because we... are connected. 143 00:09:48,531 --> 00:09:50,533 - Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. - Okay? 144 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:53,536 - Yeah. - All right, now, we need to learn... 145 00:09:53,703 --> 00:09:56,956 how to see the blanket truth all the time. 146 00:09:56,998 --> 00:10:00,543 Right in the everyday stuff. And that's what this is for. 147 00:10:00,710 --> 00:10:03,254 - Why? - Why what? 148 00:10:03,379 --> 00:10:06,966 Why do I need to learn how to see the blanket thing all the time in the everyday stuff? 149 00:10:07,008 --> 00:10:09,427 You wouldn't want to miss out on the big picture, would you? 150 00:10:09,552 --> 00:10:11,679 - Uh-uh. - That's partly why you're here, right? 151 00:10:11,721 --> 00:10:13,889 And this is it. I'm talking about it right now. 152 00:10:14,015 --> 00:10:16,142 It will take a while for you to get it, you know? 153 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,728 But... it will help you. 154 00:10:18,853 --> 00:10:23,274 - How? - When you get the blanket thing you can relax... 155 00:10:23,399 --> 00:10:29,196 because everything you could ever want or be, you already have and are. 156 00:10:29,322 --> 00:10:32,158 - That sound pretty good? - That sounds very good. 157 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:35,036 - All right, get in. - You want me to get in? 158 00:10:35,119 --> 00:10:38,039 - So, get in here? - Yeah. 159 00:10:38,164 --> 00:10:41,709 - What's going to happen to me in there? - Oh, hey, you're gonna see. 160 00:10:41,751 --> 00:10:43,753 You'll find out. 161 00:10:53,429 --> 00:10:57,642 The purpose of this suit, Mr. Markovski, is to help shut down... 162 00:10:57,767 --> 00:11:02,146 your everyday perceptions and give up your usual identity... 163 00:11:02,230 --> 00:11:05,524 that you think separates you from everything. 164 00:11:05,650 --> 00:11:08,444 This room, this street... 165 00:11:08,527 --> 00:11:12,490 this town, this country, this economy... 166 00:11:12,615 --> 00:11:15,451 this history, this planet. 167 00:11:15,534 --> 00:11:18,371 Your body, your senses, yourjob. 168 00:11:18,454 --> 00:11:20,790 Everything that you identify with. 169 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,920 Hey, man. How's it going? You're an asshole. 170 00:11:26,087 --> 00:11:28,547 We will fucking destroy you, deary. 171 00:11:28,673 --> 00:11:32,260 Got Shaquille O'Neal. I like Shaq. 172 00:11:32,385 --> 00:11:34,387 Hey. 173 00:11:36,555 --> 00:11:38,766 - Brad Stand. - Hey, how are you? 174 00:11:38,808 --> 00:11:40,935 So what's the Open Spaces take on that? 175 00:11:41,102 --> 00:11:43,854 Well, I think you guys can definitely rebuild in areas... 176 00:11:43,980 --> 00:11:46,691 that are already run-down instead of tearing up new land. 177 00:11:46,816 --> 00:11:48,985 - New land. New land. - We're open to that. 178 00:11:49,110 --> 00:11:51,529 That's who we are at Open Spaces. We can't throw that away. 179 00:11:51,654 --> 00:11:54,991 We're not asking you to throw that away. I'm not gonna bullshit you, right? 180 00:11:55,116 --> 00:11:58,411 Part of this is we took a beating in the press for all our growth. 181 00:11:58,536 --> 00:12:00,705 Opening so many stores in such a short time. 182 00:12:00,830 --> 00:12:03,833 So if we work with you and your Open Spaces Coalition... 183 00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:06,669 is that gonna help the Huckabees image? 184 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:09,714 Yes. Does it help me? Yes. 185 00:12:09,839 --> 00:12:13,676 Do I benefit from getting some great P.R. For Huckabees when we need it? Absolutely. 186 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:18,097 But do I care about saving the open spaces? Yes, I do. 187 00:12:22,852 --> 00:12:25,438 Don't look at me. What's wrong with you? 188 00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:27,565 Beat it, you little pussy. 189 00:12:30,151 --> 00:12:33,446 - What's wrong with you? - Pussy. - You're an asshole. 190 00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:36,032 - How are you? Okay? You doing okay? 191 00:12:36,157 --> 00:12:38,743 I thought you said that was going to relax me. 192 00:12:38,868 --> 00:12:41,329 Eventually, but you have to practice at home. Okay? 193 00:12:41,454 --> 00:12:44,749 You got a lot of layers in there, don't you? Huh? All right? 194 00:12:44,874 --> 00:12:46,792 - Yeah. - Okay. 195 00:12:46,876 --> 00:12:49,462 How am I supposed to practice at home? I don't have one of these. 196 00:12:49,587 --> 00:12:51,631 It doesn't matter. What you can do... It... 197 00:12:51,756 --> 00:12:54,884 Just use an eye mask or shut your eyes, okay? 198 00:12:55,009 --> 00:12:56,177 Oh. 199 00:12:56,177 --> 00:12:57,053 Oh. 200 00:13:23,079 --> 00:13:25,539 Um, hi. What should I be doing? 201 00:13:25,665 --> 00:13:27,667 Whatever you normally do. 202 00:14:25,016 --> 00:14:27,685 I wanted to thank you for what you did with the oak tree. 203 00:14:27,810 --> 00:14:30,438 I played in that tree when I was little. I thought we had a chance... 204 00:14:30,563 --> 00:14:32,565 but they chopped it to pieces. 205 00:14:32,690 --> 00:14:35,192 Hi. I have some questions... 206 00:14:35,318 --> 00:14:39,697 about power lines over the playground where my daughter goes to school. 207 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:43,117 Please call me. I'm Marjorie at 96... 208 00:14:43,159 --> 00:14:46,454 - Hey, we got to talk, man. - Hey, what's going on? Where is everybody? 209 00:14:46,579 --> 00:14:48,748 - Brad moved the meeting. - He what? 210 00:14:48,789 --> 00:14:51,459 - To Huckabees corporate. - Listen. Okay. I want you to do this. 211 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,754 I want you to get me the national office on the phone right now. 212 00:14:54,795 --> 00:14:58,341 Call Orrin Spence and tell him that Brad is trying to hijack my coalition. 213 00:14:58,466 --> 00:15:01,302 - This should've gone to the other chapter a week ago. - I want those flyers... 214 00:15:01,344 --> 00:15:03,888 - outta the parking lot. - It's a free country. The poems work. 215 00:15:04,013 --> 00:15:06,057 - Oh, you are pissing people off. - Oh, no, I'm not. 216 00:15:06,182 --> 00:15:08,517 - Yeah, you really are. You're pissing people... - No, I'm not. 217 00:15:08,643 --> 00:15:11,646 If my poems had gone out with the Shania mailing, it'd be a different story. 218 00:15:11,771 --> 00:15:14,357 You know what? You're not leading this coalition anymore. 219 00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:16,901 - I am the coalition. I wrote the charter. - Uh-huh. Not for long. 220 00:15:17,026 --> 00:15:20,196 - Tell him it's important. - I'm not going to any meeting at Huckabees. 221 00:15:20,321 --> 00:15:23,449 - I can't get 'em. - Can you just keep trying? Just keep trying. 222 00:15:23,491 --> 00:15:26,077 Orrin Spence. Brad cannot do this to us, all right? 223 00:15:26,202 --> 00:15:28,496 - How can she get you out of the charter, man? - She can't! 224 00:15:28,537 --> 00:15:32,208 This is my work situation, the one I was telling you about. It's a little... 225 00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:34,794 I'll describe it later to you if we could just... 226 00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:38,631 - Don't worry, Albert. We're gonna knock that meeting on its ass. - Copy these and get these out. 227 00:15:38,673 --> 00:15:42,510 You're fighting suburban sprawl and this fellow, Brad Stand, and you have had a falling out. 228 00:15:42,677 --> 00:15:45,221 Remember, I told you not to come by my work? 229 00:15:45,388 --> 00:15:48,516 Oh, yes, I remember. Now, tell me, did the coalition inspire the poetry? 230 00:15:48,557 --> 00:15:51,102 - Or did the poetry inspire the coalition? - This is looking weird. 231 00:15:51,227 --> 00:15:54,230 - Can we schedule a time when you can come by? - This thread of your... 232 00:15:54,397 --> 00:15:58,234 This has nothing to do with my coincidence. My coincidence has to do with an African man. 233 00:15:58,401 --> 00:16:02,154 Viv! Viv! Mr. Corn is having a crisis. You better talk to him. Mr. Corn, crisis. 234 00:16:02,238 --> 00:16:04,407 - Tommy, what is it? - I got a serious situation here. 235 00:16:04,532 --> 00:16:07,660 - Tell me what's happening. - She wants to talk about my work situation. 236 00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:10,538 - I want to know about my coincidences. - What's happening now? 237 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,790 This is what's happening now. She's spying... 238 00:16:12,873 --> 00:16:15,585 - Talking about the blanket. - I don't want to do the blanket right now. 239 00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:17,712 Like this. 240 00:16:30,182 --> 00:16:32,184 Wait a minute. Whoa. What's going on? 241 00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:34,437 I need facts, Bernard, to piece together a theory. 242 00:16:34,562 --> 00:16:37,440 No time for infinity? Gotta piece together a theory? 243 00:16:37,565 --> 00:16:39,734 - This isn't cool. - What? What? 244 00:16:39,859 --> 00:16:43,195 Listen, you go visit Mr. Corn. His wife is leaving him. 245 00:16:43,321 --> 00:16:45,573 I think I've got a really hot lead, Bernard. 246 00:16:45,615 --> 00:16:48,701 Albert, the universe is an infinite sphere whose center is everywhere... 247 00:16:48,743 --> 00:16:50,870 and whose circumference is nowhere. 248 00:16:50,995 --> 00:16:53,289 Well, how can the center be everywhere if... 249 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:59,587 - She just dove into the back of Angela's car. - You gotta keep using the method. 250 00:16:59,629 --> 00:17:03,049 I gotta check on... on, uh, Mr. Corn right now, okay? 251 00:17:03,132 --> 00:17:06,761 That method works. Don't forget to use it, all right? 252 00:17:08,804 --> 00:17:11,307 Mmm. Mmm! Mm. 253 00:17:30,451 --> 00:17:33,329 Jimbo, everything on this lawn goes. 254 00:17:33,454 --> 00:17:35,790 The microwave, the coffee grinder. 255 00:17:35,915 --> 00:17:38,918 Baby! Baby, come on. 256 00:17:39,043 --> 00:17:41,087 Don't do this, please. 257 00:17:41,212 --> 00:17:43,923 Hey, don't do this. 258 00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:47,343 - You don't need anyone. - That's not true. I need you guys. 259 00:17:47,468 --> 00:17:49,387 If nothing matters, how can I matter? 260 00:17:49,512 --> 00:17:51,931 I don't know if nothingness matters or somethingness matters. 261 00:17:52,056 --> 00:17:54,392 I'm trying to figure that out and I want you to help me. 262 00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:56,477 Somethingness, nothingness. You know what? 263 00:17:56,519 --> 00:17:59,689 L-l-l... You figure it out. Let go! Let go of me! 264 00:17:59,814 --> 00:18:02,400 Okay, uh, hold on now. Tell me what happened. Okay? 265 00:18:02,525 --> 00:18:04,652 She won't stay and share this with me. 266 00:18:04,694 --> 00:18:07,363 - T-Tell me what that is. - It's important to me. I see it so clearly. 267 00:18:07,446 --> 00:18:09,824 - Yeah? - You use petroleum, you're a murderer. That's a fact. 268 00:18:09,991 --> 00:18:11,993 - Yes, yes, yes. - Murderer. A murderer? 269 00:18:12,076 --> 00:18:14,704 One... killin' the ozone and all the creatures that it's hurting? 270 00:18:14,829 --> 00:18:18,082 - Calm down. - Two... killing Arabs in oil- producing dictatorships... 271 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:21,085 where everybody is poor... that is cruelty and it's inhumane. 272 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,879 - You've talked to me about this. - So if this world is temporary... 273 00:18:24,005 --> 00:18:25,840 - Yeah. - Identity is an illusion... 274 00:18:26,007 --> 00:18:28,551 - Yeah. - Then everything is meaningless and it doesn't matter if you... 275 00:18:28,676 --> 00:18:30,595 - No. It... - That's got me very confused. 276 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,888 No, it matters. It matters. It matters. Look, Tommy. 277 00:18:33,014 --> 00:18:35,558 See, this is the universe. And that's our galaxy over here. 278 00:18:35,725 --> 00:18:38,853 - What universe? - What universe? This. Tommy, come on. 279 00:18:38,895 --> 00:18:40,897 Come on. There's dust and gas there. 280 00:18:41,022 --> 00:18:42,732 - Yeah? - There's us over here... 281 00:18:42,857 --> 00:18:44,859 and good and bad luck in the middle. 282 00:18:44,901 --> 00:18:47,445 - That's chaos. That's my "B." - This doesn't sound like you. 283 00:18:47,570 --> 00:18:50,031 - No, Vauban talks about space. - Where'd you get that book? 284 00:18:50,114 --> 00:18:53,284 - You sent it to me. - No, no. We would never give you this book. 285 00:18:53,409 --> 00:18:56,871 - You didn't send this? - Caterine Vauban's full of shit. What is she doing here? 286 00:18:57,038 --> 00:18:59,040 God, she never leaves Paris. This is insane. 287 00:18:59,165 --> 00:19:01,709 - This is a pretty good book. You should read this. - What? 288 00:19:01,751 --> 00:19:04,045 She says nothing's connected, doesn't matter what you do... 289 00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:06,464 you can drive a car, you can burn up gas... 290 00:19:06,589 --> 00:19:08,799 - Yeah? - Which would explain the way things actually are... 291 00:19:08,883 --> 00:19:11,302 where people do destructive things like it doesn't matter. 292 00:19:11,427 --> 00:19:14,221 Tommy, Tommy, everything is connected and everything matters. 293 00:19:14,347 --> 00:19:16,641 There's not an atom in our bodies... 294 00:19:16,766 --> 00:19:18,893 that has not been forged in the furnace of the sun. 295 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:21,062 - Now, isn't that cool? Huh? - Yes. 296 00:19:21,187 --> 00:19:23,231 - That's a cool thing, isn't it? - But... 297 00:19:23,356 --> 00:19:25,441 But what? You tell me where she contradicts that. 298 00:19:25,524 --> 00:19:27,610 - Oh, right here. - Where? Where? 299 00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:30,196 - There... - Where? 300 00:19:30,238 --> 00:19:34,825 "Less than 5% of the cosmos is composed of the same elements that compose human life." 301 00:19:34,909 --> 00:19:37,370 - You know... - There you go. That means we're all alone... 302 00:19:37,453 --> 00:19:39,080 and we're miserable and isolated. 303 00:19:39,121 --> 00:19:41,123 Molly, if you... Listen. If you... 304 00:19:41,249 --> 00:19:43,918 If you leave him before he gets done dismantling... 305 00:19:44,085 --> 00:19:46,837 he will never make it to the other side, okay? 306 00:19:46,921 --> 00:19:49,090 You know what? I'm done with the dismantling. 307 00:19:49,131 --> 00:19:52,468 - You don't want to ask these questions? - No! I want to live my life! 308 00:19:52,551 --> 00:19:55,096 What is that life, baby? What are we part of? Who are we? 309 00:19:55,221 --> 00:19:57,640 Look at this. Do you know where these come from? 310 00:19:57,765 --> 00:19:59,809 - Yeah, my closet. - Indonesia. 311 00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:03,104 - The store. - Baby, this is the truth, okay? 312 00:20:03,229 --> 00:20:06,232 Little girls like you, they have to work in dark factories... 313 00:20:06,274 --> 00:20:10,069 where they go blind for $1.60 a month just to make Mommy her pretty shoes. 314 00:20:10,111 --> 00:20:13,656 - Can you imagine that, Caitlin? - I don't want the children to work in factories! 315 00:20:13,781 --> 00:20:15,408 Don't listen, honey. Daddy is crazy. 316 00:20:15,533 --> 00:20:17,702 Daddy's not crazy, baby. The world is crazy. 317 00:20:17,827 --> 00:20:20,955 - It's important to ask questions. - Don't let them go blind! 318 00:20:20,997 --> 00:20:23,874 Mommy doesn't ask 'cause Mommy doesn't care. 319 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,419 - Don't stop asking questions, baby. - Damn you! 320 00:20:26,544 --> 00:20:29,005 - How dare you! - Skippy, put her in the car, will ya? 321 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:31,882 - "Less than 5% of the cosmos... - Give me the teddy! 322 00:20:32,008 --> 00:20:34,844 Is composed of the same elements that compose human life." 323 00:20:35,011 --> 00:20:38,264 - What does that matter? - You should be asking these questions, Skip. 324 00:20:38,389 --> 00:20:41,559 Guys, give him a break. His therapist is down here to help him out. 325 00:20:41,684 --> 00:20:43,561 Excuse me. What did you call me? 326 00:20:43,686 --> 00:20:46,314 - You're his therapist? - No, I'm... not his therapist. 327 00:20:46,439 --> 00:20:49,984 We need to talk 'cause this book is making a lot of sense to me and I want... 328 00:20:50,026 --> 00:20:52,445 And what is Caterine Vauban doing in the United States? 329 00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:54,614 What the hell are you talking about? 330 00:21:17,803 --> 00:21:20,765 No, no, wait. This is really good. 331 00:21:24,518 --> 00:21:27,355 You think that's funny? I got a story for you. 332 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:31,442 - It's only four months old. - Wait. Wait. Listen. Listen. Listen to the master, all right? 333 00:21:31,525 --> 00:21:34,820 I'm with Shania. We're opening a megastore down by the loop. 334 00:21:34,904 --> 00:21:37,198 Shania's there promoting her apparel, right? 335 00:21:37,365 --> 00:21:41,911 It's 4:00 and she's starving. So I order a ton of tuna fish sandwiches, no mayo. 336 00:21:42,078 --> 00:21:43,829 Stop it! 337 00:21:43,913 --> 00:21:45,915 Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. 338 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,502 Shania hates mayo, all right? And she can't eat chicken salad. 339 00:21:49,543 --> 00:21:53,798 That's no joke, all right? We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo. 340 00:21:53,923 --> 00:21:56,801 - She's vomiting all over the limo. - The lady hates chicken salad. 341 00:21:56,926 --> 00:22:00,137 So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches. She still doesn't believe me. 342 00:22:00,221 --> 00:22:02,765 I say, "Shania, I'm allergic to mayo." 343 00:22:02,848 --> 00:22:07,770 - Which, by the way, is a lie. - He loves mayo! He loves it. 344 00:22:07,853 --> 00:22:11,983 Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. 345 00:22:12,108 --> 00:22:15,570 So she eats one and a half sandwiches. One and a half sandwiches... 346 00:22:15,695 --> 00:22:19,073 before she realizes... it's chicken salad. 347 00:22:19,115 --> 00:22:23,578 - And she actually likes it. - She did not vomit. 348 00:22:23,703 --> 00:22:29,375 He made her change her mind. And that's what they want upstairs in corporate, okay? 349 00:22:32,795 --> 00:22:34,797 Excuse me? Can I help you? 350 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,883 - Shh. Shh. Shh. - Excuse me? 351 00:22:38,009 --> 00:22:41,012 Yes, I'm here for the Open Spaces meeting with Brad Stand. 352 00:22:41,137 --> 00:22:44,015 Okay, well, then you are in the wrong area entirely. Come on. 353 00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:47,018 - I'll show you where to go. - You're very, very helpful. Thanks a lot. 354 00:22:47,143 --> 00:22:51,022 There's no reason for you to be up here. This is an executive private floor. 355 00:22:51,147 --> 00:22:54,567 It's for... Come on. Let's pick it up. Heel to toe. 356 00:22:54,692 --> 00:22:57,570 Unless you're an executive or an executive's assistant... 357 00:22:57,612 --> 00:22:59,614 or someone who is a... 358 00:22:59,739 --> 00:23:04,160 No. No, ma'am. Shania has no song for you. Let's move it along this way. 359 00:23:04,327 --> 00:23:07,705 You're supposed to be on another floor. Security is very tight in this building. 360 00:23:07,788 --> 00:23:10,583 Or at least I thought it was very tight in this building. 361 00:23:10,708 --> 00:23:13,127 Of course, every now and then we get somebody... 362 00:23:13,169 --> 00:23:15,212 who gets off on the wrong floor. 363 00:23:15,338 --> 00:23:17,340 And then people flitting about... 364 00:23:17,465 --> 00:23:22,053 At Huckabees, the everything store. 365 00:23:22,178 --> 00:23:24,597 Let me try that one more time. 366 00:23:24,639 --> 00:23:26,766 L... l... Okay. 367 00:23:26,807 --> 00:23:33,064 Tops and mops. 50% off all women's shirts and hair products. 368 00:23:33,189 --> 00:23:37,652 This week only. At Huckabees, the everything store. 369 00:23:37,777 --> 00:23:40,488 Uh, Dawn, can we do it one more time? 370 00:23:40,529 --> 00:23:42,490 I think we can do it better. 371 00:23:45,368 --> 00:23:47,912 - I suck, Daryl. I really sucked. - You're doing great, Dawn. 372 00:23:48,037 --> 00:23:50,790 - I can't do this. I can't do it. - Don't give me that face. 373 00:23:50,831 --> 00:23:52,833 I don't know what's wrong with me. 374 00:23:52,959 --> 00:23:56,212 Your voice is the trademark voice of Huckabees. 375 00:23:56,379 --> 00:23:58,673 Oh, there she is! You're one sneaky lady. 376 00:23:58,756 --> 00:24:01,050 I was almost in the elevators. We're going now. 377 00:24:01,133 --> 00:24:05,388 Let's move it along. There we go. I'll show you where you need to go. 378 00:24:09,058 --> 00:24:11,686 Moved my meeting to the Huckabees corporation. 379 00:24:11,769 --> 00:24:14,397 I saved this rock. I'm going to save this place. 380 00:24:14,522 --> 00:24:16,649 They're not gonna save this place. 381 00:24:18,526 --> 00:24:20,570 Rat-fucking-bastard Brad Stand. 382 00:24:20,695 --> 00:24:24,156 Corporate prick bastard. Oh, motherfucking dickhead. 383 00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:30,413 "Betrayed" by Albert Markovski. 384 00:24:30,538 --> 00:24:34,250 Is it possible for anybody in this world to work together to make it better? 385 00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:36,377 I don't think so. 386 00:24:36,419 --> 00:24:39,714 It was Albert's vision. This whole thing was Albert's vision. 387 00:24:39,797 --> 00:24:43,259 - Tell me about Brad. - Albert let him in, which was a mistake. 388 00:24:43,426 --> 00:24:46,137 - Fuck! - He has been enormously helpful... 389 00:24:46,262 --> 00:24:49,724 He dropped Albert's poems from the benefit. And the mailing. 390 00:24:49,807 --> 00:24:52,560 Settle down. Someone tell me about the woods and the marsh. 391 00:24:52,727 --> 00:24:55,563 MaryJane, this is your story. Why don't you do it? 392 00:24:55,730 --> 00:25:00,026 My great grandfather owned the woods and the marsh. 393 00:25:00,109 --> 00:25:04,280 We deeded them over to the municipality in 1972. 394 00:25:04,405 --> 00:25:07,909 In perpetuity for the public. 395 00:25:08,034 --> 00:25:11,287 - Tell me why. - We just wanted to share this beautiful place. 396 00:25:11,412 --> 00:25:15,499 And now the town is looking at subclauses. 397 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:18,920 - All of the sudden wants yet another mall... 398 00:25:19,045 --> 00:25:21,756 and houses on this beautiful marsh. 399 00:25:21,797 --> 00:25:23,758 - So we're fighting it. - We are fighting it. 400 00:25:23,883 --> 00:25:26,761 - We have to save the marsh. - Sorry I'm late, guys. 401 00:25:26,886 --> 00:25:30,473 I got the photo of the wetlands right here! 402 00:25:30,598 --> 00:25:32,350 It looks beautiful! 403 00:25:32,475 --> 00:25:35,603 Here's the marsh and woods we're going to save. 404 00:25:35,645 --> 00:25:37,897 This photo says good times and peace. 405 00:25:38,022 --> 00:25:40,358 Shania's right here. No silly poetry. 406 00:25:40,483 --> 00:25:43,444 Let the beauty speak for itself. 407 00:25:43,486 --> 00:25:46,072 This is where the littlejack-in-the-pulpits live. 408 00:25:46,197 --> 00:25:48,908 An image is always better. You've gotta reach people quick. 409 00:25:49,033 --> 00:25:52,787 They don't understand poems. They don't want to hear poems. They have no time for them. 410 00:25:52,912 --> 00:25:56,958 They think too much. Open Spaces T's for everyone. MaryJane. 411 00:25:57,083 --> 00:26:00,378 - Extra small for your grandson, right? - You shouldn't have. 412 00:26:00,503 --> 00:26:03,506 Open Spaces T's and here is the schedule for the benefit. 413 00:26:03,631 --> 00:26:05,633 First up, cocktails. Then, MaryJane... 414 00:26:05,675 --> 00:26:09,387 you introduce the marsh video, background story, animals, plants and stuff. 415 00:26:09,512 --> 00:26:14,100 Angela, you speak. Marty speaks for Huckabees. I speak. Then Shania sings. 416 00:26:16,811 --> 00:26:19,689 Shania Twain entertains us. 417 00:26:19,814 --> 00:26:22,775 - Hi, have we met? - No. Vivian Jaffe. 418 00:26:22,817 --> 00:26:25,403 - Brad Stand. - She's a perspective from... 419 00:26:25,528 --> 00:26:27,530 Albert Markovski. 420 00:26:27,655 --> 00:26:30,074 - Sorry, that's not gonna work. - What's the matter with that? 421 00:26:30,157 --> 00:26:32,535 - How are you connected? - Through an investigation. 422 00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:35,955 I worry about that guy. He alienates people. What kind of investigation? 423 00:26:35,997 --> 00:26:39,375 Existential. I'd like to ask a few questions if you don't mind. 424 00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:43,379 Actually we do. We do because we've got to meet, and we're a little late. 425 00:26:43,462 --> 00:26:45,840 Sounds kind of interesting though. Have you got a card? 426 00:26:45,881 --> 00:26:47,842 - Yes. - I don't mean to give you a hard time. 427 00:26:47,883 --> 00:26:50,094 Existential? Is that like a therapy? 428 00:26:50,177 --> 00:26:52,972 Okay, let's go, sneaky lady. Let's step it outside. 429 00:26:53,014 --> 00:26:56,142 I told you to stay away from my work situation! 430 00:26:56,183 --> 00:27:00,605 To solve your coincidence, we have to put it into context. Brad Stand seems very important. 431 00:27:00,730 --> 00:27:04,150 So you come by Huckabees corporate and say you're my fucking existential detectives? 432 00:27:04,191 --> 00:27:08,738 - I'm lucky if I last another day! - We can solve your case sooner if you're straight with us. 433 00:27:08,863 --> 00:27:10,865 I'm being straight with you. Brad smeared me... 434 00:27:11,032 --> 00:27:13,117 and took the coalition in a different direction. 435 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,746 - That's straight. - At Schottinger's photo archive where you met Mr. Nimieri... 436 00:27:16,871 --> 00:27:18,915 Who's Mr... Who's that? 437 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,876 - The African guy. - That's the African guy from my coincidence. 438 00:27:21,918 --> 00:27:25,922 - This is what I wanna talk about. - It wasn't your first time at Schottinger's, was it? 439 00:27:26,047 --> 00:27:28,424 - Did I say it was? - You did. You agree it wasn't? 440 00:27:28,507 --> 00:27:30,760 Sure. It wasn't my first time. Big deal. 441 00:27:30,885 --> 00:27:34,722 It was more like a regular thing with you. And you weren't finding a still of Bob Dylan. 442 00:27:34,764 --> 00:27:37,308 You were planting photos of yourself in the archive. 443 00:27:37,433 --> 00:27:41,812 - What are you getting at? - Why would you do something like that? 444 00:27:41,896 --> 00:27:45,900 To be noticed. Maybe urgently. 445 00:27:45,942 --> 00:27:48,903 - Maybe, yeah. - Uh-huh. 446 00:27:49,070 --> 00:27:51,614 How did that affect things with Brad at the coalition? 447 00:27:51,739 --> 00:27:54,242 How did it affect things at the coalition? I don't know. 448 00:27:54,367 --> 00:27:56,786 You know, it was a drag. It really was a drag. 449 00:27:56,911 --> 00:28:00,456 Because I wanted my poems to go out with the fund-raiser mailing. Brad didn't. 450 00:28:00,539 --> 00:28:02,833 He was all obsessed with Shania and Pete Sampras. 451 00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:06,921 Not what we were really supposed to be focusing on... hurt. 452 00:28:06,963 --> 00:28:11,926 You planted photos of yourself and your poems at Schottinger's. Brad didn't respect you. 453 00:28:12,093 --> 00:28:15,388 - No, he didn't. - And yet you brought him into the open spaces coalition. 454 00:28:15,513 --> 00:28:18,933 - Why is that? - I needed the sponsor to take my cause to another level. 455 00:28:18,975 --> 00:28:21,102 That's why. Why else would I do it? 456 00:28:21,143 --> 00:28:24,230 - Like we said. To be noticed. - This is absurd. Show me my folder. 457 00:28:24,355 --> 00:28:28,776 - No. That is not productive. - At the photo archive, you spent a lot of time... 458 00:28:28,818 --> 00:28:31,445 Iooking at old Jessica Lange bathing suit stills, why? 459 00:28:31,571 --> 00:28:33,781 That's only because Lange comes before Markovski. 460 00:28:33,823 --> 00:28:37,243 I was putting my head shots under Markovski, and then "L" is right before it. 461 00:28:37,285 --> 00:28:41,122 I might've looked at a little bit of Lange on the way out. What's the big deal? 462 00:28:41,247 --> 00:28:45,543 - Albert, baby, come on. - What, is it a crime? Is it a crime to look at Lange? 463 00:28:45,668 --> 00:28:48,421 - Have you ever been in love? - What kind of question is that? 464 00:28:48,546 --> 00:28:52,466 - Do you even believe in love? - Or do you only have fantasy relationships... 465 00:28:52,592 --> 00:28:55,720 because anything else would be too painful? 466 00:28:55,845 --> 00:28:58,097 Bernard, excuse me. But I'm making some progress here. 467 00:28:58,139 --> 00:29:01,309 So am I, darling. So am I. 468 00:29:01,434 --> 00:29:04,854 Oh, no, no. I'm not going in that thing. Every time I go in there... 469 00:29:04,979 --> 00:29:07,982 it's all hating faces that I have to chop up with a machete. 470 00:29:08,024 --> 00:29:12,737 And then they multiply. And we're going to address that right now. 471 00:29:12,862 --> 00:29:14,780 - Okay? - I'll leave it to you. 472 00:29:14,864 --> 00:29:18,743 Come on. You can't retreat. Back into the fray, Albert. Let's go. 473 00:29:20,036 --> 00:29:23,164 I'm in your corner. 474 00:29:27,001 --> 00:29:30,504 Okay, Albert, I want you to melt your usual identity like you did before. 475 00:29:30,630 --> 00:29:34,592 Stop looking at me. 476 00:29:34,717 --> 00:29:36,636 I said stop looking at me. 477 00:29:36,761 --> 00:29:39,639 - Dawn is gonna love doing spots for the open spaces. - Who's Dawn? 478 00:29:39,722 --> 00:29:42,350 Miss Huckabees. Dawn. 479 00:29:42,433 --> 00:29:45,603 - She loves your poems. The one about the rock. - Nobody sits like this rock sits. 480 00:29:45,728 --> 00:29:48,898 That's the one. She loves poems. She loves forests, meadows, getting outside. 481 00:29:49,065 --> 00:29:52,610 We'll just throw theJet Skis on the trailer and head to the mountains. 482 00:29:52,735 --> 00:29:54,487 Wait, you guys... You go with MissHuckabees? 483 00:29:54,612 --> 00:29:57,782 - She was doing some print work for us... - Albert? Albert? 484 00:29:57,907 --> 00:30:01,619 Forget Brad. Come back to me. Where are you? Where are you? 485 00:30:01,744 --> 00:30:06,374 Albert. Picture a tree in a field. 486 00:30:06,499 --> 00:30:09,460 Good. Now put someone you respect in the tree. 487 00:30:09,543 --> 00:30:11,921 - Hey, dickweed. - Still Brad Stand. 488 00:30:12,088 --> 00:30:14,090 - Add someone else. - Like who? 489 00:30:14,215 --> 00:30:16,926 You know, someone who can understand things. Someone who can help you. 490 00:30:17,051 --> 00:30:22,390 - Who's your guide? - Well, I use Magritte, a Belgian surrealist. 491 00:30:25,476 --> 00:30:27,687 - I got someone. - Who is it? 492 00:30:27,812 --> 00:30:31,148 Mrs. Schirmir. She was my high school English teacher. She helped me. 493 00:30:31,232 --> 00:30:34,068 - All right, good. - He pushed her out of the tree. 494 00:30:34,110 --> 00:30:38,948 Okay, Mrs. Schirmir has a vacuum cleaner, Albert, that sucks up fear. 495 00:30:41,409 --> 00:30:46,539 Now she's going to send you rays of security and complete acceptance. 496 00:30:49,584 --> 00:30:52,378 He chopped her head off! 497 00:30:58,134 --> 00:31:00,845 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You're doing well. 498 00:31:00,970 --> 00:31:03,014 Now, don't give up now. Didn't she vacuum a lot? 499 00:31:03,139 --> 00:31:06,309 But then he vacuumed her. I had to chop him up with a machete. 500 00:31:06,434 --> 00:31:09,270 Okay, Albert. I can let you in on a couple of secrets. 501 00:31:09,312 --> 00:31:11,480 One, your mind is always occupied on something... 502 00:31:11,606 --> 00:31:15,735 so it may as well be something helpful like Mrs. Schirmir and her vacuum cleaner. 503 00:31:15,776 --> 00:31:19,739 Two, there is no such thing as you and me. 504 00:31:19,780 --> 00:31:21,908 So then there's just nothing? 505 00:31:22,033 --> 00:31:24,452 Three, there's no such thing as nothing. 506 00:31:24,493 --> 00:31:27,496 There is no remainder in the mathematics of infinity. 507 00:31:27,622 --> 00:31:29,874 There's only the blanket. 508 00:31:29,999 --> 00:31:32,793 I thought I understood the blanket. Now I'm not sure. 509 00:31:32,919 --> 00:31:38,007 Flags and bags! Huckabees says, "Happy birthday, Mr. President." 510 00:31:38,132 --> 00:31:41,636 50% off all knapsacks and pocketbooks. 511 00:31:41,761 --> 00:31:45,932 Oh, say, can you see how good this looks? 512 00:31:46,057 --> 00:31:48,643 Let freedom ring. At Huckabees... 513 00:31:48,768 --> 00:31:51,896 the everything store. 514 00:31:52,021 --> 00:31:54,815 "Huckabees cornucopia of stuff we all want. 515 00:31:54,941 --> 00:31:58,653 "But what happened to the gazelles? Were they squashed... 516 00:31:58,736 --> 00:32:00,780 under the CD department?" 517 00:32:00,821 --> 00:32:03,658 - Hey, Albert, how's it goin'? - What are you doing here, Brad? 518 00:32:03,741 --> 00:32:05,826 I met Brad when I was investigating you. 519 00:32:05,952 --> 00:32:09,205 He called with his own existential conundrum. That's all. 520 00:32:09,372 --> 00:32:12,083 - I'm really glad I found out about these people. - That's bullshit. 521 00:32:12,208 --> 00:32:14,210 He doesn't care about things like this. 522 00:32:14,335 --> 00:32:16,504 Bring me the African guy. Where's that African guy? 523 00:32:16,545 --> 00:32:19,757 - Dude, what're you talking about? - Why does he get to write poetry? 524 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,093 There's no gazelles in North America. Just so you know. 525 00:32:22,218 --> 00:32:25,346 And that building squashing nature is my imagery. You don't write poetry. 526 00:32:25,388 --> 00:32:28,099 Everyone's intake procedure is different. 527 00:32:28,224 --> 00:32:30,351 I asked Brad to write a poem. 528 00:32:30,393 --> 00:32:32,979 And it wasn't enough that you came to my coalition... 529 00:32:33,104 --> 00:32:35,523 now you have to come here and do... Okay, okay. 530 00:32:35,565 --> 00:32:39,151 All right, that's good. 531 00:32:39,235 --> 00:32:43,698 We're the same, Brad. It's all the blanket. 532 00:32:43,823 --> 00:32:45,825 There you go. Give it a shot. 533 00:32:45,866 --> 00:32:48,786 - That is wonderful, Albert. - Oh, honey, he's got it. 534 00:32:48,869 --> 00:32:51,122 How are things at the coalition, Brad? 535 00:32:51,247 --> 00:32:53,708 Great. Much smoother. 536 00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:57,545 Great, I look forward to coming back and working with you. 537 00:32:57,587 --> 00:33:00,006 I don't think that's going to happen, my friend. 538 00:33:00,131 --> 00:33:04,093 I'm still in the charter. I built the coalition from scratch. 539 00:33:04,176 --> 00:33:07,138 Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't want to cramp you here. 540 00:33:07,263 --> 00:33:10,433 That's what you mean to do! That's exactly what you mean to do! 541 00:33:10,558 --> 00:33:12,268 - What? - What? - What? 542 00:33:12,393 --> 00:33:15,313 You see what he's doing? Tell them what you're doing. 543 00:33:15,438 --> 00:33:19,025 - What? - He's come here to conquer you like he conquered my coalition. 544 00:33:19,108 --> 00:33:23,446 And now he's here today to unnerve me so that when Orrin comes to town, I will blow it. 545 00:33:23,571 --> 00:33:25,489 - That's what you mean to do. - Albert, please! 546 00:33:25,573 --> 00:33:28,451 - Oh, my God, Brad. You're killing me. - What are you talking about? 547 00:33:28,576 --> 00:33:31,495 What am I talking... Okay, when Orrin comes, I'll blow it. 548 00:33:31,579 --> 00:33:35,625 I'll get kicked out, and then he can do whatever he wants with the coalition. 549 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:38,586 - Who's Orrin? - Orrin is the Open Spaces national director. 550 00:33:38,628 --> 00:33:40,713 He's coming to review our charter. 551 00:33:40,755 --> 00:33:43,758 I hope this isn't about Dawn. He has a crush on my girlfriend. 552 00:33:43,799 --> 00:33:46,052 - That's crazy! - Why do you stare at her? 553 00:33:46,135 --> 00:33:48,054 She's a model! 554 00:33:48,137 --> 00:33:51,057 - I'm going home. - Oh, no! Albert, please. Stay with us for mancala hour. 555 00:33:51,182 --> 00:33:53,351 I'm gonna have a fucking ball at mancala hour, aren't I? 556 00:33:53,476 --> 00:33:55,478 Maybe Albert should meet his other. 557 00:33:55,603 --> 00:33:58,064 What? Tommy? No, that's a bad idea right now. 558 00:33:58,147 --> 00:34:01,901 Yes, a dicey move. Maybe even dangerous, but potentially inspired. 559 00:34:02,026 --> 00:34:04,445 Bernard, give them both a connection. 560 00:34:04,487 --> 00:34:08,074 Maybe, but Tommy's in a bad direction. It could spread to Albert. 561 00:34:08,115 --> 00:34:10,910 You said Tommy was gonna be fine. What are you leaving out? 562 00:34:10,952 --> 00:34:15,206 Nothing. Give him his other. It's an inspired idea. It's groovy. 563 00:34:15,331 --> 00:34:17,375 The connection will come back to us, Bernard. 564 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:21,921 - It all comes around. Like you say, take the long view. - Long view. 565 00:34:21,963 --> 00:34:25,841 - What's the other? - We're going to find out right now. Shh. 566 00:34:29,637 --> 00:34:33,808 There was a drought. 567 00:34:33,849 --> 00:34:37,937 There was no crop. 568 00:34:37,979 --> 00:34:39,981 No olives. 569 00:34:42,108 --> 00:34:44,151 No soul of life. 570 00:34:47,071 --> 00:34:49,115 No rabbit in the oven. 571 00:34:54,453 --> 00:34:57,248 We mashed locusts and made bread. 572 00:34:58,833 --> 00:35:01,002 I have no idea what you guys are talking about. 573 00:35:01,085 --> 00:35:03,087 I thought we were going to talk about petroleum. 574 00:35:03,170 --> 00:35:06,841 Mrs. Echevarria visits us once a year from Spain. 575 00:35:06,882 --> 00:35:09,260 She's sort of a little treat for our clients. 576 00:35:09,385 --> 00:35:11,429 A kind of spiritual petit four. 577 00:35:11,554 --> 00:35:14,807 Something that would be useful for you to be accustomed to. 578 00:35:14,849 --> 00:35:17,560 - Yeah, a real treat. - You have received your answer. 579 00:35:17,727 --> 00:35:21,981 Senorita, the petroleum situation was not created by nature... 580 00:35:22,023 --> 00:35:25,151 like the drought or the olives or any of that. 581 00:35:25,192 --> 00:35:28,321 It was created by people, and this is the facts. 582 00:35:28,404 --> 00:35:31,157 It was created by people who act like nothing's happening... 583 00:35:31,198 --> 00:35:33,868 - and that's causing all the problems. - No, no, Tommy. 584 00:35:33,910 --> 00:35:35,995 - One question only. Uno. - Okay. 585 00:35:36,037 --> 00:35:38,164 - Here's the question... - No, no. I think... 586 00:35:38,289 --> 00:35:42,752 You've had your question and the answer, Tommy, please. Senora is tired. 587 00:35:42,877 --> 00:35:46,047 Senorita, why do people only ask themselves deep questions... 588 00:35:46,172 --> 00:35:48,341 when something really bad happens? 589 00:35:48,424 --> 00:35:50,635 Then they forget all about it after. Right? 590 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,762 How come people are self-destructive? 591 00:35:52,887 --> 00:35:54,889 And third, I refuse to use petroleum... 592 00:35:55,056 --> 00:35:58,184 but there's no way I can stop its use in my lifetime, is there? 593 00:35:58,225 --> 00:36:00,770 Jimmy Carter would have a great electric car by now. 594 00:36:00,895 --> 00:36:03,731 I could have a Cadillac Escalade, and it would be electric. 595 00:36:03,773 --> 00:36:06,609 - I wouldn't have to ride on my bicycle. - That is three questions. 596 00:36:06,734 --> 00:36:09,612 I paid my money and I want a fucking answer. So just give me a second. 597 00:36:09,737 --> 00:36:13,115 I know, dear boy. We wanted you to meet Albert. 598 00:36:13,241 --> 00:36:17,036 - I thought you said next week. - It turns out he can use a connection sooner than later. 599 00:36:17,078 --> 00:36:19,205 Tommy has been working with us since that... 600 00:36:19,247 --> 00:36:22,375 The big September thing. He's going to be your other. 601 00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:25,544 - What is it exactly? - Like a buddy system I think. 602 00:36:25,670 --> 00:36:29,215 When we dismantle, it can get kind of rough. And it helps... 603 00:36:29,257 --> 00:36:31,384 to have a friend going through the same. 604 00:36:38,474 --> 00:36:40,393 Do you drive a car? 605 00:36:40,518 --> 00:36:42,770 A bike. Sometimes I take the bus. 606 00:36:42,812 --> 00:36:46,524 Good. That's good. I like that. I can see why they put us together. 607 00:36:46,649 --> 00:36:48,818 - Tommy Corn. - Albert Markovski. 608 00:36:48,985 --> 00:36:51,988 - I'll be your other. - Join us for mancala hour. 609 00:36:52,113 --> 00:36:56,242 - Come. Come. Gracias, senora. 610 00:37:11,299 --> 00:37:13,301 - What's happening with your case? - I don't know. 611 00:37:13,426 --> 00:37:16,304 - What do you mean? - They won't let me see my coincidence file. 612 00:37:16,429 --> 00:37:19,682 You want them to solve a coincidence? That's why you came here? 613 00:37:19,807 --> 00:37:23,477 - Yeah, that's why I came here. - Who's the girl? 614 00:37:23,603 --> 00:37:27,481 The face of Huckabees. 615 00:37:27,607 --> 00:37:30,443 - Tops and mops? - That's her. 616 00:37:30,568 --> 00:37:33,487 - I doubt your coincidence is meaningful. - Why? 617 00:37:33,613 --> 00:37:36,490 I have a book by a French thinker named Caterine Vauban. 618 00:37:36,616 --> 00:37:40,745 She says the same thing they say here about dismantling your reality to see the big picture. 619 00:37:40,870 --> 00:37:44,165 - What's the difference? - Here, they say everything's connected in the blanket. 620 00:37:44,332 --> 00:37:48,169 Vauban says nothing's connected. It's all random and cruel. It doesn't matter what you do. 621 00:37:48,336 --> 00:37:50,296 That's nihilism, Tommy! 622 00:37:50,338 --> 00:37:53,174 They find it threatening. But it is very convincing. 623 00:37:53,341 --> 00:37:55,885 You know, my ex-girl won't let me see my daughter. 624 00:37:56,010 --> 00:37:58,304 She's brainwashing her not to think or feel. 625 00:37:58,346 --> 00:38:00,431 - What kind of reality is that? - Not this one. 626 00:38:00,514 --> 00:38:03,893 Exactly. I think you shouldjust look in your file if you want to. 627 00:38:04,060 --> 00:38:07,063 - How am I gonna look at my file? - You wanna see your file? 628 00:38:07,188 --> 00:38:09,482 I'll distract them. You slip in for it. 629 00:38:09,523 --> 00:38:11,651 Act naturally. Here comes your boy. 630 00:38:13,236 --> 00:38:15,613 Hey, you play mancala? 631 00:38:15,738 --> 00:38:18,658 Didn't know you were interested in existential issues, Brad. 632 00:38:18,741 --> 00:38:22,662 Why? 'Cause I'm a dumb sales executive instead of a sensitive artist like you? 633 00:38:22,787 --> 00:38:25,665 No, I just never heard you talk about it. That's all. 634 00:38:25,790 --> 00:38:28,918 Why do you think I joined the Open Spaces Coalition, man? 635 00:38:29,043 --> 00:38:31,671 - I thought you cared about the issues. - I do. 636 00:38:31,754 --> 00:38:34,131 Obviously you had a different agenda, didn't you? 637 00:38:34,215 --> 00:38:38,261 - What books do you read? - What books do I read? 638 00:38:38,386 --> 00:38:40,554 PhilJackson's Sacred Hoops. 639 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:44,100 Really. I read the galleys when it arrived at Huckabees, and you know what? 640 00:38:44,225 --> 00:38:47,103 Seriously, that book's got some good questions. You should read it. 641 00:38:47,228 --> 00:38:50,523 Isn't it sports questions in that book? 642 00:38:50,648 --> 00:38:54,986 No, wise ass. PhilJackson's a smart guy. All right, come on. 643 00:38:55,111 --> 00:38:57,363 It was an honest question, Brad. 644 00:38:57,405 --> 00:39:00,700 Felt a little hostile. I feel the same thing from him. 645 00:39:00,783 --> 00:39:03,286 - Who the hell are you? - Who the hell are you? 646 00:39:03,411 --> 00:39:07,957 You wanna go? Get out of here man. 647 00:39:08,082 --> 00:39:10,543 Hey, don't be a jerk, buddy. Come on. Don't be a... 648 00:39:12,545 --> 00:39:17,008 - That's funny! He pushed him! - It is not funny! 649 00:39:17,133 --> 00:39:19,969 - Hey, he assaulted me, man. He tried to attack me. - Hey! 650 00:39:20,094 --> 00:39:22,096 - I tried to... You're dancing with my girl. - Yeah. 651 00:39:22,138 --> 00:39:24,140 - You wanna dance? - No, I don't wanna dance. 652 00:39:24,265 --> 00:39:25,891 - Look at me. Come on. - What? 653 00:39:26,017 --> 00:39:27,560 - You want to go at him, right? - Yeah. 654 00:39:27,602 --> 00:39:30,897 No, I don't want to go. He grabbed my girl. 655 00:39:31,022 --> 00:39:34,275 All right, you guys wanna have a go at each other, right? 656 00:39:34,317 --> 00:39:37,403 You wanna have a go at each other. 657 00:39:38,988 --> 00:39:41,157 You want to go backwards? 658 00:39:41,324 --> 00:39:43,326 The reptiles have been eating each other for years. 659 00:39:43,451 --> 00:39:46,162 You want to be back on all fours? Right? Primitive? 660 00:39:46,329 --> 00:39:51,042 Come on! That's spirit you wanna keep for the battles inside. 661 00:39:53,169 --> 00:39:55,504 - What are you doing? - I, um... 662 00:39:55,630 --> 00:39:59,175 Bernard... The dismantling thing with the whole... You know, all the poetry stuff... 663 00:39:59,342 --> 00:40:03,346 But I got it. It's no big deal. Because I got it now, okay? 664 00:40:03,471 --> 00:40:07,475 Every relationship is possible, guys. Brothers, husbands, child. 665 00:40:07,516 --> 00:40:09,644 Security breach. He broke into his file. 666 00:40:09,727 --> 00:40:12,188 - What did you do, Albert? 667 00:40:12,355 --> 00:40:14,315 This is my investigation now! 668 00:40:14,357 --> 00:40:17,235 You think you know what you're doing? You haven't even begun... 669 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,196 to dismantle your identity or your fear. 670 00:40:20,321 --> 00:40:23,366 Albert's gotta do what he's gotta do. Anybody think they know better? 671 00:40:23,491 --> 00:40:25,910 - Want to take a shot? - It's my coincidence. 672 00:40:26,035 --> 00:40:28,079 Nobody? Yeah, nobody. 673 00:40:28,204 --> 00:40:30,331 Sorry I grabbed you. 674 00:40:30,373 --> 00:40:32,667 - Reptilian. - Man, come on. 675 00:41:03,406 --> 00:41:06,701 - Hey, is that him there? - Yeah, that's him. 676 00:41:10,997 --> 00:41:13,124 - Hey. - My goodness, it is you. 677 00:41:13,249 --> 00:41:16,377 Yeah, it's me Albert. How are you? This is my friend Tommy. 678 00:41:16,419 --> 00:41:18,421 Hey. Tommy Corn. How are you? 679 00:41:18,546 --> 00:41:21,841 - This is the fourth coincidence? - No, I came here on purpose. 680 00:41:21,966 --> 00:41:24,260 I was wondering about our coincidences and what they mean. 681 00:41:24,385 --> 00:41:27,138 We were just wondering if we spent time, maybe try to understand it. 682 00:41:27,263 --> 00:41:30,308 - Perhaps you can be my guests for dinner. - That would be great, huh? 683 00:41:30,433 --> 00:41:33,311 - Yeah, that'd be great. - Wait here. I must ask my mom. 684 00:41:33,436 --> 00:41:36,105 Guys, guys! My ball! My ball! 685 00:41:38,024 --> 00:41:40,902 Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. 686 00:41:41,027 --> 00:41:45,323 Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses... 687 00:41:45,448 --> 00:41:48,284 as we forgive those who trespass against us. 688 00:41:48,409 --> 00:41:51,996 And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil. 689 00:41:52,121 --> 00:41:57,001 For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. Forever and ever, Amen. 690 00:41:57,126 --> 00:41:59,128 Amen. 691 00:42:01,130 --> 00:42:03,466 Steven, how'd you end up working as a doorman? 692 00:42:03,633 --> 00:42:06,886 It is our immigration agreement. We must work. 693 00:42:06,928 --> 00:42:10,181 The building supervisor hired Steven as a member of our congregation. 694 00:42:10,306 --> 00:42:13,893 - He was so skinny. - Skeleton man from Africa. Skeleton man... 695 00:42:14,018 --> 00:42:19,065 - What did we say about that? - I don't want to hear it again. It'll be no Internet tonight. 696 00:42:19,190 --> 00:42:23,486 Didn't know what a can opener was. He opened cans with a big knife like at the camp. 697 00:42:23,653 --> 00:42:27,240 There aren't lions roaming here but there were in Sudan, and the orphan boys got chased. 698 00:42:27,365 --> 00:42:31,202 - And one time, a big alligator bit his friend's head off. - It was a crocodile. 699 00:42:31,327 --> 00:42:35,122 He wanted to know where all the meat comes from since he didn't see any cows. 700 00:42:35,248 --> 00:42:37,250 Guys, that's enough! 701 00:42:37,375 --> 00:42:39,543 Albert, what brought you to the philosophical club? 702 00:42:39,669 --> 00:42:41,837 You mean the existential detectives? 703 00:42:41,963 --> 00:42:44,382 - Sounds like a support group. - Why can't he use a church? 704 00:42:44,507 --> 00:42:47,343 Sometimes people have additional questions to be answered. 705 00:42:47,468 --> 00:42:49,387 - Like what? - Well, um, for instance... 706 00:42:49,512 --> 00:42:52,223 If the forms of this world die, which is more real... 707 00:42:52,348 --> 00:42:54,517 the me that dies or the me that's infinite? 708 00:42:54,642 --> 00:42:58,229 Can I trust my habitual mind or do I need to learn to look beneath those things? 709 00:42:58,354 --> 00:43:00,815 Sounds like we got a philosopher. 710 00:43:00,856 --> 00:43:03,693 We don't have to ask those kinds of questions, do we, Mom? 711 00:43:03,818 --> 00:43:05,861 - No, honey. - What happened to the cat, Albert? 712 00:43:05,987 --> 00:43:08,823 H-How'd you know about my cat? 713 00:43:08,990 --> 00:43:12,118 - The cat was killed by curiosity. - Right. That cat. 714 00:43:12,243 --> 00:43:15,162 - What do you do? - I'm the director of the Open Spaces Coalition. 715 00:43:15,288 --> 00:43:17,873 - We fight suburban sprawl. - What's suburban sprawl? 716 00:43:17,999 --> 00:43:20,668 Ask Steven. He could have used a little suburban sprawl in Sudan. 717 00:43:20,710 --> 00:43:22,712 Excuse me, Dad? 718 00:43:22,837 --> 00:43:25,548 Industry, houses, jobs, restaurants, medicine... 719 00:43:25,715 --> 00:43:28,593 You can preserve a lot of open spaces and have jobs for people with... 720 00:43:28,718 --> 00:43:31,137 - I beg your pardon, Albert. I wasn't finished. - Sorry, sir. 721 00:43:31,262 --> 00:43:34,140 Clothes, videos, toys, cheeseburgers, cars, a functioning economy. 722 00:43:34,181 --> 00:43:38,311 You can still have a functioning economy and preserve open spaces with a little planning. 723 00:43:38,436 --> 00:43:41,314 - Yeah. - Socialism. Complete disaster. 724 00:43:41,439 --> 00:43:44,191 - Theodore Roosevelt was a socialist? And Yeats? - Theodore Roosevelt... 725 00:43:44,317 --> 00:43:48,154 Henry David Thoreau, Robinson Jeffers, the National Geographic Society, all socialists? 726 00:43:48,279 --> 00:43:51,198 - You're talking about socialism. - No, I'm not. I'm talking about... 727 00:43:51,324 --> 00:43:53,868 not covering every square inch with houses and strip malls... 728 00:43:53,910 --> 00:43:57,330 until you can't remember what happens when you stand in a meadow at dusk. 729 00:43:57,455 --> 00:43:59,916 - What happens in the meadow at dusk? - Everything. 730 00:44:00,041 --> 00:44:02,043 - Nothing! - Everything! 731 00:44:02,126 --> 00:44:04,170 - It's beautiful. - It's beautiful. 732 00:44:04,211 --> 00:44:06,339 I work for an electrical engineering firm, son. 733 00:44:06,422 --> 00:44:08,633 We do a lot of commercial and residential contracts. 734 00:44:08,758 --> 00:44:10,760 If development stops, so does my paycheck. 735 00:44:10,885 --> 00:44:14,180 Then Steven couldn't be here as our guest, could he? So your ideas hurt Steven. 736 00:44:14,221 --> 00:44:16,432 I'm not hurting Steven. That's an outrageous accusation. 737 00:44:16,515 --> 00:44:19,727 - Don't use that tone of voice in my house. - I think you started that tone. 738 00:44:19,769 --> 00:44:23,439 And I think it's entirely possible for your engineering firm to have jobs for people... 739 00:44:23,522 --> 00:44:26,067 preserve open spaces, have contracts, do the... 740 00:44:28,444 --> 00:44:29,445 Whoa. 741 00:44:29,445 --> 00:44:30,780 Whoa. 742 00:44:30,905 --> 00:44:33,908 - What's he doing? - Why's he closing his eyes? 743 00:44:34,075 --> 00:44:37,620 Cricket, I don't know. 744 00:44:37,745 --> 00:44:40,206 - Do you have a job, Tom? - I'm a firefighter. 745 00:44:40,248 --> 00:44:42,500 Oh, God bless you. A hero. 746 00:44:42,625 --> 00:44:46,671 I'm not a hero. We'd all be heroes if we quit using petroleum though. 747 00:44:46,796 --> 00:44:49,966 - Excuse me? - Say you're Christians living byJesus' principles. Are you? 748 00:44:50,091 --> 00:44:53,386 Jesus is never mad at us if we live with him in our hearts. 749 00:44:53,469 --> 00:44:56,472 I hate to break it to you, but he is. He most definitely is. 750 00:44:56,555 --> 00:45:00,643 All right. That's enough. Steven, I don't know what this is about. Why they're here... 751 00:45:00,768 --> 00:45:05,773 - Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Dad. I did not know. - Stevo, I'm so disappointed. 752 00:45:05,815 --> 00:45:07,692 It's all right. Look, he's sad. He's sad. 753 00:45:07,817 --> 00:45:10,361 I'm sorry, Stevo. My bad. You didn't know. 754 00:45:10,444 --> 00:45:13,114 - You should be ashamed of yourself. - I should be what? 755 00:45:13,155 --> 00:45:16,409 - You should be ashamed of yourself. - Why should I be ashamed? 756 00:45:16,450 --> 00:45:18,452 - You're a hypocrite. - I'm a what? 757 00:45:18,578 --> 00:45:21,539 You're misleading these children. 'Cause you're the destroyer, man. 758 00:45:21,664 --> 00:45:24,250 - How am I the destroyer? - I saw that S.U. V. Out there. 759 00:45:24,292 --> 00:45:28,004 My car's the destroyer? You wanna know how many miles per gallon I get? 760 00:45:28,129 --> 00:45:30,548 Steven, I need to ask a question. It's why I came here. 761 00:45:30,673 --> 00:45:32,675 Why are autographs so important to you? 762 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,303 It is a pastime with this family which they have taught me. 763 00:45:35,428 --> 00:45:38,306 - Which I can now carry on. - It's just for fun. 764 00:45:38,389 --> 00:45:40,891 For entertainment. No games at the table, please. 765 00:45:41,017 --> 00:45:43,144 Yes. 260. And I've reached the omega level. 766 00:45:43,311 --> 00:45:45,313 Destroyer. Destroyer. Destroyer. 767 00:45:45,438 --> 00:45:49,275 God gave us oil! He gave it to us! How can God's gift be bad? 768 00:45:49,317 --> 00:45:52,194 He gave you a brain too and you messed that up pretty good... 769 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:55,031 I want you sons of bitches out of my house now. 770 00:45:55,156 --> 00:45:58,034 If Hitler were alive, he'd tell you not to think about oil. 771 00:45:58,159 --> 00:46:00,703 You're the Hitler! We took a Sudanese refugee into our home! 772 00:46:00,786 --> 00:46:03,164 You did. But how did Sudan happen, ma'am? 773 00:46:03,205 --> 00:46:05,333 Could it possibly be related to dictatorships... 774 00:46:05,458 --> 00:46:07,460 that we support for some stupid reason? 775 00:46:07,585 --> 00:46:12,048 - You shut up! You get out. - You shut up. Come on. Let's get out of here. 776 00:46:12,173 --> 00:46:16,302 - Later, Steve. - God bless you. 777 00:46:19,055 --> 00:46:21,515 - Wow. - What's going on in there? 778 00:46:21,641 --> 00:46:24,477 - Crazy. - I can't believe them. 779 00:46:24,602 --> 00:46:26,646 - Hi, guys. - Oh, Christ. 780 00:46:26,771 --> 00:46:30,483 You guys get anything good in there? You didn't, did you? 781 00:46:30,524 --> 00:46:33,361 You hesitated over the mention of a cat. What does that mean? 782 00:46:33,444 --> 00:46:36,822 - It means nothing. Just like my coincidence. - Cat seemed to hit a nerve. 783 00:46:36,906 --> 00:46:39,951 Yeah, I had a cat once. You caught me. You're amazing. 784 00:46:40,076 --> 00:46:42,787 The method worked. I saw it. It seemed to calm you down, right? 785 00:46:42,912 --> 00:46:45,039 What method? Come on with that method. 786 00:46:45,081 --> 00:46:47,208 That's a tranquilizer so people don't get pissed... 787 00:46:47,250 --> 00:46:49,794 about the painful, ugly truth... you know it. 788 00:46:49,919 --> 00:46:52,964 No, Tommy. It penetrates a unified infinity of everything. 789 00:46:53,089 --> 00:46:54,799 We're not in infinity. We're in the suburbs. 790 00:46:54,924 --> 00:46:57,218 Infinity is everywhere. That's what makes it infinity. 791 00:46:57,385 --> 00:46:59,971 Okay, how does this connect? Mr. Nimieri's an orphan from Sudan... 792 00:47:00,096 --> 00:47:02,098 who was chased by soldiers and crocodiles. 793 00:47:02,223 --> 00:47:05,101 - How does the love glow fit into that, man? - It's connected. 794 00:47:05,226 --> 00:47:08,980 Albert and Mr. Nimieri share a great deal. It's just that... 795 00:47:09,105 --> 00:47:12,233 - Oh! Oh, my God. - What's she doing here? 796 00:47:12,275 --> 00:47:14,569 That's Caterine. 797 00:47:14,694 --> 00:47:17,238 - This is worse than I thought. - Oh, it's much worse. 798 00:47:17,405 --> 00:47:21,826 The meeting's going down at Huckabees right now. Let's go. 799 00:47:21,951 --> 00:47:25,580 - Hey, everybody. Calm down. 800 00:47:25,705 --> 00:47:27,707 The national office recognizes the charter. 801 00:47:27,832 --> 00:47:31,127 We're here today to give the director a chance to even the keel. 802 00:47:31,252 --> 00:47:34,130 - So just give him a break. - Thank you, Orrin. 803 00:47:34,255 --> 00:47:37,258 - Okay, first director now. Silence. - Excuse me. 804 00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:40,177 First, I would like to apologize for my part of the fight... 805 00:47:40,303 --> 00:47:43,556 that I had with Brad Stand a little while ago over the poems... 806 00:47:43,681 --> 00:47:46,017 that did not go out with the Shania mailing. 807 00:47:46,142 --> 00:47:49,562 - Where's Brad? - Brad. Brad. Brad. It's all Brad, Brad. 808 00:47:49,604 --> 00:47:51,606 The big benefit's coming up with Brad... 809 00:47:51,731 --> 00:47:54,442 and Brad's running it and it's going to go great. 810 00:47:54,483 --> 00:47:57,486 So, look, we're overlooking our core issues. 811 00:47:57,612 --> 00:48:00,615 - Brad is not here. - So to get us back on track... 812 00:48:00,740 --> 00:48:02,992 I have a new poem I'd like to read. 813 00:48:03,117 --> 00:48:05,411 Point of order, please. Apoint of order. 814 00:48:05,453 --> 00:48:09,582 I want to discuss this strategy of poems, which are getting us nowhere. 815 00:48:09,624 --> 00:48:12,877 Excuse me, ma'am. Ma'am. Poems are amazing, okay? 816 00:48:13,002 --> 00:48:15,338 They will help you and your mind transform. 817 00:48:15,463 --> 00:48:17,506 Who the hell are you? 818 00:48:17,632 --> 00:48:20,051 I'm with Albert. It will help you... 819 00:48:20,176 --> 00:48:22,470 to transform your mind into thinking differently. 820 00:48:22,511 --> 00:48:26,182 - You guys need this, okay? This is great. - Where's Brad? 821 00:48:26,349 --> 00:48:28,768 This is called "An Open Meadow." 822 00:48:28,809 --> 00:48:31,187 "An open meadow, an open marsh in a cloudless sky. 823 00:48:31,312 --> 00:48:33,314 - Boring. - A crane flies." 824 00:48:33,356 --> 00:48:36,817 - Oh, Brad's here! - Look what I got you, MaryJane. 825 00:48:36,943 --> 00:48:39,070 - Oh, is that for my grandson? - It most certainly is. 826 00:48:39,195 --> 00:48:41,489 I'm talking here. Come on. Shit. 827 00:48:41,530 --> 00:48:43,658 You know what? Let me just finish reading my poem... 828 00:48:43,741 --> 00:48:45,660 and then we'll review our strategy, okay? 829 00:48:45,743 --> 00:48:47,912 - Good job, Albert. - Can it be taped? 830 00:48:48,037 --> 00:48:50,915 Excuse me, Brad. I would like to finish reading my poem, please. Thank you. 831 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:54,043 - Relax. Not doing your poem. - Don't give me the relax thing, Brad. 832 00:48:54,126 --> 00:48:57,046 Let him read the poem, man. He was in the middle of it. 833 00:48:57,129 --> 00:49:01,342 That man is not in our coalition. He has no right to be here and no right to speak. 834 00:49:01,384 --> 00:49:04,470 No, ma'am, I'm not a member, but I am a local firefighter. 835 00:49:04,512 --> 00:49:07,223 He's a great firefighter and exactly who we want on our side. 836 00:49:07,348 --> 00:49:10,059 I don't know who these men are. They're not members of our coalition. 837 00:49:10,142 --> 00:49:14,146 They're working on the benefit. They're bringing a lot of support for our cause. 838 00:49:14,230 --> 00:49:16,148 - Conflict is an illusion. - Shut up, Brad. 839 00:49:16,232 --> 00:49:18,693 Hey, Albert, that's not the way a director behaves. 840 00:49:18,776 --> 00:49:22,822 Why are you guys wasting all your time fighting each other? 841 00:49:22,947 --> 00:49:26,993 I mean, come on. Serious. Put the egos aside for a second, guys, please. 842 00:49:27,076 --> 00:49:31,080 Deal with this issues, okay. We have a deadly petroleum situation, not to mention... 843 00:49:31,163 --> 00:49:34,584 - Shut up! Shut... 844 00:49:34,709 --> 00:49:38,588 - Cystic Fibrosis. Civil war in Africa. 845 00:49:38,713 --> 00:49:42,425 Toxic fish. You have children in your own community going to prison. 846 00:49:42,550 --> 00:49:45,386 Father Flavin doesn't have the money to help them. 847 00:49:45,428 --> 00:49:47,597 Ma'am, listen to me. 848 00:49:47,722 --> 00:49:50,182 This is exactly the unfocused, idealistic approach... 849 00:49:50,308 --> 00:49:53,811 - by Mr. Markovski that's killing us dead. 850 00:49:53,895 --> 00:49:57,148 Killing us dead. Our mission has nothing to do... 851 00:49:57,273 --> 00:49:59,567 with this nut's petroleum fixation. 852 00:49:59,734 --> 00:50:01,986 - What did you just call me? - Cystic toxic what? 853 00:50:02,111 --> 00:50:05,323 America wants to drive cars, right? I have a B.M.W. S.U.V. 854 00:50:05,448 --> 00:50:08,576 And I like driving it. I'm sorry. 855 00:50:11,787 --> 00:50:14,165 Excuse me. You got to give me a chance, all right? 856 00:50:14,290 --> 00:50:16,792 - This is my meeting. I'm the director. - We gave you a chance. 857 00:50:16,918 --> 00:50:20,504 - You're out of the charter. - He can't be out of the charter. He is the charter. 858 00:50:20,630 --> 00:50:24,425 - I wrote it. - Marty, call security. I think you should call... 859 00:50:24,467 --> 00:50:27,053 - I move to vote. - Second! 860 00:50:27,136 --> 00:50:30,222 All in favor of Brad becoming the new leader of the coalition, say aye. 861 00:50:30,348 --> 00:50:32,350 - Aye! - Hey, come on. 862 00:50:32,475 --> 00:50:35,061 - That's bullshit. - Congratulations. 863 00:50:36,938 --> 00:50:40,024 Be strong. Be strong 'cause you're going to be back. 864 00:50:40,149 --> 00:50:43,319 Don't worry about those people. They don't appreciate you. 865 00:50:43,444 --> 00:50:47,073 Albert, what happened in there is reality. 866 00:50:47,114 --> 00:50:51,494 It's cruelty and it's chaos. The detectives are wrong. What were you trying to do? 867 00:50:51,661 --> 00:50:55,081 You were trying to do a good thing, right? Well, look what happened. 868 00:50:55,122 --> 00:50:58,084 I'm going to the other side, Albert. I seriously suggest... 869 00:50:58,125 --> 00:51:02,838 you consider coming with me... as my other. 870 00:51:02,964 --> 00:51:05,091 - Albert... - You're wrong! 871 00:51:05,132 --> 00:51:09,220 - You're full of shit. You guys got nothing to offer, man. - Tommy, no... 872 00:51:09,345 --> 00:51:11,514 - This is the money right now. Yes? - No! 873 00:51:11,639 --> 00:51:15,977 You know how hurt you feel? This is the perfect opportunity to dismantle now. 874 00:51:16,102 --> 00:51:19,981 - Stay away from me! - Stop! Look! Listen! Throughout infinity... 875 00:51:20,106 --> 00:51:22,692 your energy recycles into every possible relation... 876 00:51:22,817 --> 00:51:25,820 to everyone else's energy, even Brad's. 877 00:51:25,861 --> 00:51:27,780 You've been predator and prey with him. 878 00:51:27,822 --> 00:51:31,867 Friends, enemies, brother, sister, mother, child. 879 00:51:31,993 --> 00:51:34,161 I give and I give and I give... 880 00:51:34,287 --> 00:51:36,831 and he takes and he takes and he takes. 881 00:51:38,249 --> 00:51:41,794 - Mama. - All right, baby. All right. 882 00:51:41,836 --> 00:51:44,547 - Yahhh! - It's a romantic fantasy. 883 00:51:44,714 --> 00:51:46,841 And you left that part out, okay? 884 00:51:47,008 --> 00:51:49,552 When you were taking my cash. I want it back. 885 00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:52,722 Yeah, and if I wasn't pro bono, I'd want my money back too. 886 00:51:52,847 --> 00:51:55,850 Send it to my ex for my kids. 887 00:51:56,017 --> 00:51:59,437 - Hey, sign your bike out. Sign your bike out! - Tommy, come on! 888 00:51:59,562 --> 00:52:01,731 Go! I'll block for you. 889 00:52:25,755 --> 00:52:29,342 Cocksucker! Motherfucking bitch ass motherfucking cocksucker! 890 00:52:29,467 --> 00:52:33,429 You're all a bunch of big babies! 891 00:52:33,512 --> 00:52:37,308 Maybe I should just quit. I mean, what's the point of life anyway? 892 00:52:37,433 --> 00:52:40,228 I can answer these questions for you. 893 00:52:40,353 --> 00:52:43,898 You can? Because I don't think the other guys are doing such a hot job. 894 00:52:45,441 --> 00:52:47,526 Believe me, I can. 895 00:53:06,128 --> 00:53:08,464 You're the writer Tommy's into? 896 00:53:08,547 --> 00:53:11,133 Are you unhappy with their work? 897 00:53:11,259 --> 00:53:14,095 Yeah, I'm ready to cross over to your side. 898 00:53:14,136 --> 00:53:17,682 - Tell me about your case. - Well, you seem to be following me pretty closely. 899 00:53:17,807 --> 00:53:20,518 - Why don't you tell me about it? - You are miserable. 900 00:53:20,643 --> 00:53:22,979 Obsessed with your strange coincidence. 901 00:53:23,104 --> 00:53:27,400 Yeah. Yeah, but they just want to talk about Brad Stand. 902 00:53:27,525 --> 00:53:30,236 They betrayed you, as he did. 903 00:53:30,361 --> 00:53:33,364 - That's right. - Betrayal embodies the universal truth you seek. 904 00:53:33,447 --> 00:53:35,449 What truth? 905 00:53:35,575 --> 00:53:39,245 Cruelty, manipulation... 906 00:53:39,370 --> 00:53:42,123 meaninglessness. 907 00:53:42,164 --> 00:53:44,250 Yeah. 908 00:53:53,301 --> 00:53:55,845 - Did they follow you? - No. I lost them on Route 4. 909 00:53:55,970 --> 00:53:58,598 - Thanks for helping me out back there. - No problem. 910 00:53:58,723 --> 00:54:03,269 Glad you're here, Albert. This is the place to be. 911 00:54:03,311 --> 00:54:06,439 Once you realize the universe sucks, you got nothing to lose. 912 00:54:06,564 --> 00:54:10,318 - That's what gives you la force. - The force? 913 00:54:10,443 --> 00:54:14,697 - La force. It's French for strength. - La force. 914 00:54:14,780 --> 00:54:17,158 You guys got a method here? 915 00:54:17,199 --> 00:54:19,869 Yeah. Deconstruct your mind to the blackness, okay? 916 00:54:20,036 --> 00:54:22,705 Just accept it for what it is. Nothing. 917 00:54:22,788 --> 00:54:26,751 There's no glowing guys, no infinite mothers. None of that bullshit. 918 00:54:26,876 --> 00:54:28,878 My coincidence is meaningless, isn't it? 919 00:54:29,045 --> 00:54:31,422 Think, Albert. Have you betrayed yourself? 920 00:54:31,505 --> 00:54:33,883 Wait a second. What are we doing here? 921 00:54:34,050 --> 00:54:37,762 - I don't want to go to this building. Stop! - Trust her, Albert. 922 00:54:43,601 --> 00:54:46,312 - This is for you. - Oh, thank you. 923 00:54:49,190 --> 00:54:52,652 - Hey, hey, hey. What did she give you? - No, stay away from me. 924 00:54:52,735 --> 00:54:56,030 - I don't want to talk to you. - Thanks, Steven. 925 00:55:01,202 --> 00:55:03,663 - Well, this is a rare occasion. - Where is she? 926 00:55:03,746 --> 00:55:05,748 - Who? - Caterine. 927 00:55:05,831 --> 00:55:08,668 - Who's Caterine? - The woman who's spying on me. Where is she? 928 00:55:08,793 --> 00:55:10,795 I don't think this is funny. 929 00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:13,464 Oh, God, here we go again. What's happening? 930 00:55:13,547 --> 00:55:15,549 He's just making a joke on me. 931 00:55:15,675 --> 00:55:17,677 - Are you making fun of your mother? - No. 932 00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,845 Why can't you get along with her? 933 00:55:19,971 --> 00:55:22,390 - So, how's your poetry job? - I got fired from it. 934 00:55:22,515 --> 00:55:24,558 Oh, couldn't even hold down a poetry job. 935 00:55:24,684 --> 00:55:27,979 - Brenda, what the hell did you do? - I didn't touch it. 936 00:55:28,104 --> 00:55:32,400 Bullshit! I have this programmed on my favorite stations on a timer. 937 00:55:32,525 --> 00:55:34,652 Can I please have some time with my son? 938 00:55:34,777 --> 00:55:37,697 I want to show him an article I have here on marketing internship. You see this? 939 00:55:37,822 --> 00:55:40,366 - That's great, Mom. It's right up my alley. - But it is. It's a new hot... 940 00:55:40,408 --> 00:55:43,536 - I sent this to you. Why don't you ever listen to me... - Have you seen this system? 941 00:55:43,661 --> 00:55:46,455 State of the art. We got speakers all through the house. 942 00:55:46,581 --> 00:55:48,541 - But listen to this. 943 00:55:55,256 --> 00:55:57,174 - It'll be easier to talk now. 944 00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:59,468 - Where did she come from? - What's going on? 945 00:55:59,594 --> 00:56:02,013 - See, I wasn't making a joke. - What's her name? 946 00:56:02,138 --> 00:56:05,850 I would like to discuss some curious findings. 947 00:56:05,975 --> 00:56:09,729 - Who is this lady? - I found here in your apartment... 948 00:56:09,812 --> 00:56:13,190 a rather troubling piece of evidence. 949 00:56:13,316 --> 00:56:16,319 - What evidence? - Do you recognize the handwriting, Mr. Markovski... 950 00:56:16,444 --> 00:56:19,196 - excuse me, Mr. Silver? - This is silly. Let's go. 951 00:56:19,322 --> 00:56:22,033 No. 952 00:56:22,158 --> 00:56:24,744 - I wanna go. - Could you please read the date for me? 953 00:56:24,869 --> 00:56:29,040 "November 17, 1989." Albert was nine. This is his journal. 954 00:56:29,165 --> 00:56:31,334 Would you mind reading this out loud? 955 00:56:31,459 --> 00:56:33,461 - No. - Please. 956 00:56:33,502 --> 00:56:36,339 This stuff doesn't matter. Let's go. 957 00:56:36,464 --> 00:56:38,466 Oh, my God. 958 00:56:42,178 --> 00:56:46,474 "I came home from school. Mom was in the kitchen with a strange lady. 959 00:56:46,515 --> 00:56:50,061 "Mom told me to go back to my room. I thought I was in trouble. 960 00:56:50,186 --> 00:56:54,065 "She closed my door and said, 'Purree got hit by a car and killed.' 961 00:56:54,190 --> 00:56:56,192 "And then she took me back to the lady in the kitchen... 962 00:56:56,317 --> 00:56:59,487 "and told me to spell words to show how I'm a good speller. 963 00:56:59,528 --> 00:57:01,739 "I said I had to go to the bathroom. 964 00:57:01,822 --> 00:57:04,784 "I climbed out the window. I went down the block. 965 00:57:04,825 --> 00:57:08,246 "I saw Barney playing punch ball. He said I look sad. 966 00:57:08,371 --> 00:57:11,332 "I told him what happened to my cat. He said, 'That's sad.' 967 00:57:11,374 --> 00:57:15,211 "Then I cried, but I tried not to show. Some of the kids laughed. 968 00:57:15,378 --> 00:57:19,548 Barney said he cried when his dog died. And the kids stopped laughing." 969 00:57:19,674 --> 00:57:22,260 His cat died. He was sad. What's your point? 970 00:57:22,385 --> 00:57:25,096 - Nothing strikes you as odd? - See? It's nothing. Let's go. 971 00:57:25,221 --> 00:57:27,807 These things happen. 972 00:57:27,932 --> 00:57:30,226 Oui. C'est vrai. The universe is cruel. 973 00:57:30,393 --> 00:57:34,981 But tell me this, Mrs. Silver, this lady you gave the coffee to... 974 00:57:35,064 --> 00:57:38,234 Was Helen's sister. I don't remember her name. I met her the once. 975 00:57:38,359 --> 00:57:40,528 Was there some painful thing about this stranger... 976 00:57:40,695 --> 00:57:42,822 that required your immediate attention? 977 00:57:42,863 --> 00:57:47,410 No. Helen wasn't home, so I offered her sister a cup of coffee. 978 00:57:47,535 --> 00:57:50,121 But you agree that Purree meant a great deal to Albert? 979 00:57:50,246 --> 00:57:52,707 You can't make a federal case out of the cat. 980 00:57:52,790 --> 00:57:54,959 Answer the question, please. 981 00:57:55,084 --> 00:57:58,296 I don't know much about the cat. I traveled a lot for work. 982 00:57:58,421 --> 00:58:00,965 We're not talking about this anymore. It's embarrassing me. 983 00:58:01,090 --> 00:58:03,301 - Precisely the point. - What? 984 00:58:03,426 --> 00:58:06,971 You were embarrassed for feeling sad about the death of your cat. 985 00:58:07,096 --> 00:58:10,016 It's painful enough to feel sad, but on top of it... 986 00:58:10,141 --> 00:58:12,435 to feel embarrassed for feeling, that is the killer. 987 00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:15,563 How is that my fault? I didn't tell him to be embarrassed. 988 00:58:15,605 --> 00:58:18,983 But you did. It was more important to have a cup of coffee... 989 00:58:19,108 --> 00:58:21,986 with a perfect stranger than to talk to Albert... 990 00:58:22,111 --> 00:58:25,573 - about what for a small boy is a large tragedy. - This is ridiculous. 991 00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:29,201 He climbed out his window, a criminal in his own house. 992 00:58:29,327 --> 00:58:31,329 - Why? - I don't know. 993 00:58:31,454 --> 00:58:32,330 - I think you do. - I don't. 994 00:58:32,455 --> 00:58:34,165 - Yes, you do. - Oh, stop it! 995 00:58:34,290 --> 00:58:36,417 - I think you should go. - No, I will not go. 996 00:58:36,459 --> 00:58:39,337 Albert has a place here, a place you have denied. 997 00:58:39,462 --> 00:58:42,340 This is my home. I can tell him what I want. 998 00:58:42,465 --> 00:58:47,178 - Yes, your home is a lie. - What does that mean? I gave my life to this selfish bas... 999 00:58:47,303 --> 00:58:49,347 So he could be an ornament to you, not a person. 1000 00:58:49,472 --> 00:58:51,432 God, what are you, a bitch? 1001 00:58:51,474 --> 00:58:53,476 You're a bitch. How many kids do you have, bitch? 1002 00:58:53,643 --> 00:58:56,729 Listen. Listen. This is your mother. 1003 00:59:07,323 --> 00:59:11,244 - You asked me to come up here? - What does the doorman have to do with this? 1004 00:59:14,205 --> 00:59:18,042 He was orphaned by civil war. You were orphaned by indifference. 1005 00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:20,920 This is but one part of your puzzle. Do you see? 1006 00:59:25,508 --> 00:59:29,262 Oh, now the timer's all fucked up. Brenda! 1007 00:59:29,387 --> 00:59:31,639 Gee, is it that hard? Go ahead and do it. 1008 00:59:31,681 --> 00:59:34,976 - All I'm gonna do is listen... - I spent what? I spent $2,000 on this? 1009 00:59:35,059 --> 00:59:36,519 I wanna listen to a radio! 1010 00:59:36,519 --> 00:59:37,562 I wanna listen to a radio! 1011 01:00:03,296 --> 01:00:07,008 Thanks. We'll meet you later by the rock. 1012 01:00:11,387 --> 01:00:14,807 I'm sorry, man. I need, like, a minute to figure this out. 1013 01:00:14,849 --> 01:00:18,185 - She had to get you to see. - See what? 1014 01:00:18,311 --> 01:00:21,105 You were trained to betray yourself right here. 1015 01:00:21,188 --> 01:00:24,901 That's why you betrayed yourself by going to Brad. 1016 01:00:25,026 --> 01:00:28,029 Why didn't you figure this out? Why didn't you bring me here? 1017 01:00:28,154 --> 01:00:31,157 Because you lied to us. You told us that the African guy... 1018 01:00:31,198 --> 01:00:34,577 was the... the doorman at your friend's building, not at your parents' building. 1019 01:00:34,744 --> 01:00:37,622 You encrypted the truth. That's how good you are at betraying yourself. 1020 01:00:37,747 --> 01:00:41,167 - Right. - I told you that he wasn't ready for infinity. 1021 01:00:41,292 --> 01:00:44,003 - Don't start with that magic blanket bullshit, okay? - It's not magic. 1022 01:00:44,045 --> 01:00:47,465 It's just the way things are. You and me and the air are actually tiny particles... 1023 01:00:47,590 --> 01:00:49,592 that are swirling around together. 1024 01:00:49,717 --> 01:00:52,887 - Look right here. You see? - Okay. But look at the cracks... 1025 01:00:52,929 --> 01:00:57,058 between these particles and the cracks we fall through, the holes of nothingness. 1026 01:00:57,183 --> 01:01:00,895 - Exactly. Because that's what I just experienced upstairs. - Look closer. 1027 01:01:01,062 --> 01:01:03,481 There are tiny particles connecting the larger cubes. 1028 01:01:03,606 --> 01:01:05,775 Yeah, and then tinier cracks between the connections. 1029 01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:09,070 - And even tinier connections. - And even tinier cracks. 1030 01:01:09,195 --> 01:01:13,241 Yeah, but if you look close enough, you can't tell where my nose ends... 1031 01:01:13,366 --> 01:01:16,369 and space begins, because they're unified. 1032 01:01:16,494 --> 01:01:19,330 - See? - So what? You can't see any of this anyway! 1033 01:01:19,455 --> 01:01:21,374 - Do you see anything? - No. 1034 01:01:21,499 --> 01:01:23,668 But I want to debate this particle cube thing. 1035 01:01:23,793 --> 01:01:27,672 You live all the time with things you can't see. You can't see electricity, can you? 1036 01:01:27,797 --> 01:01:30,341 - You can't see radio waves, but you accept them. - Trust. 1037 01:01:30,466 --> 01:01:32,802 - Fuck trust! - You better stay away from Caterine, Albert... 1038 01:01:32,927 --> 01:01:34,845 'cause she's gonna lead you down the path of darkness. 1039 01:01:34,971 --> 01:01:37,390 She was our prize graduate student till she went astray. 1040 01:01:37,473 --> 01:01:40,476 I think that I am gonna stay with her, the cracks, the pain, the nothingness... 1041 01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:42,520 because that's more real to me, that's what I feel. 1042 01:01:42,645 --> 01:01:44,647 - Word. - Okay. We're not sweatin' it. 1043 01:01:44,772 --> 01:01:47,400 - No, we're gonna work with Brad. - It'll all come back to you... 1044 01:01:47,441 --> 01:01:49,944 - and interconnection. - Brad? Are you kidding me? 1045 01:01:49,986 --> 01:01:53,573 I'm gonna work on that prick, and it's all gonna come back to pain and no connection! 1046 01:01:53,698 --> 01:01:55,700 - No. - It's on. 1047 01:01:55,825 --> 01:01:58,160 - We'll see. 1048 01:01:58,286 --> 01:02:00,288 We'll see. 1049 01:02:06,669 --> 01:02:08,671 Ooh, damn. 1050 01:02:08,796 --> 01:02:11,090 Come on. 1051 01:02:17,138 --> 01:02:19,140 Oh, shit. Fuck. 1052 01:02:32,695 --> 01:02:35,323 Oh, look at this. Kafka. 1053 01:02:38,993 --> 01:02:41,329 - He's planting garbage for us. - Kafka. 1054 01:02:41,454 --> 01:02:43,789 - Kafka. - Look at that. So fishy. 1055 01:02:43,873 --> 01:02:47,501 Ooh, she found his poem. 1056 01:02:47,627 --> 01:02:51,172 Oh, this is good. I was hoping for a break like this. 1057 01:02:51,213 --> 01:02:53,215 - Don't go in my den. - Whoa. Whoa. 1058 01:02:53,341 --> 01:02:55,343 - I'm not unhappy to be with you! - Let me see this! 1059 01:02:55,426 --> 01:02:57,219 "Putting on a show. Can't say no. 1060 01:02:57,345 --> 01:02:59,347 Inside I'm drowning, sighing and frowning." 1061 01:02:59,430 --> 01:03:02,183 That doesn't sound very happy to me. Does it sound very happy to you? 1062 01:03:02,350 --> 01:03:04,894 I only wrote "frowning" to rhyme with "drowning." 1063 01:03:05,019 --> 01:03:07,188 - Then why did you need "drowning"? - To rhyme with "frowning." 1064 01:03:07,230 --> 01:03:09,440 - There... There's nothing in it. - What does that mean? Look! 1065 01:03:09,523 --> 01:03:13,110 And why do they have to go through our yard and go through the garbage? 1066 01:03:15,446 --> 01:03:18,532 - What is he doing? Stop that. 1067 01:03:18,658 --> 01:03:20,785 Why is he sniffing my blouse? 1068 01:03:20,910 --> 01:03:23,788 Perspiration levels indicate stress, and that's kind of high. 1069 01:03:23,913 --> 01:03:26,499 Brad signed a rather comprehensive contract... 1070 01:03:26,624 --> 01:03:28,668 allowing unfettered access to your home. 1071 01:03:28,793 --> 01:03:31,045 Well, it's my home too, and I didn't sign anything. 1072 01:03:31,087 --> 01:03:33,756 You're going to have to work that out with Brad. 1073 01:03:33,839 --> 01:03:36,509 The mortgage is in his name, and you're not married. 1074 01:03:36,634 --> 01:03:38,844 - Are these from this year? 1075 01:03:38,970 --> 01:03:40,972 Last year. We went to Saint Bart's. 1076 01:03:41,097 --> 01:03:43,224 - What about this year? - We didn't take a trip this year. 1077 01:03:43,391 --> 01:03:45,351 - How come? - Too busy. A lot of work. 1078 01:03:45,393 --> 01:03:48,980 - Too busy to go have fun? - Hon... Honey, why are you involved with this? 1079 01:03:49,105 --> 01:03:51,941 - You don't believe in therapy. - No, see, I don't see this as therapy. 1080 01:03:52,066 --> 01:03:54,110 I'm proactive. These people are action oriented. 1081 01:03:54,235 --> 01:03:56,862 It's like the company retreats at Hilton Head. Remember? 1082 01:03:56,988 --> 01:04:00,116 - No, hey. Get out of there. Hey! Hey! - No. Now, unfettered access. 1083 01:04:00,241 --> 01:04:03,286 - Remember last year, the trust thing? The paragliding? - A quick look at your label. 1084 01:04:03,411 --> 01:04:05,788 - It's just like that. - No, it's not like that! This is... 1085 01:04:05,871 --> 01:04:08,708 Actually it is. No, it is. Everything will end up nice. 1086 01:04:08,833 --> 01:04:11,377 It seemed like they were helping Albert. They can help me. 1087 01:04:11,419 --> 01:04:13,421 Help the Open Spaces. Help Huckabees. 1088 01:04:13,546 --> 01:04:16,799 - What are you talking about? - He did mention that in his application... 1089 01:04:16,882 --> 01:04:20,303 that he felt exhausted from having to constantly charm everyone... 1090 01:04:20,428 --> 01:04:23,180 but doesn't see any alternative because... 1091 01:04:23,306 --> 01:04:27,018 "You need to get people to like you to be successful to get things done in this world." 1092 01:04:27,143 --> 01:04:30,313 - End quote. - Duh. Brad likes to be charming. It comes naturally. 1093 01:04:30,438 --> 01:04:32,607 I only put those things in the garbage as a joke. 1094 01:04:32,732 --> 01:04:35,693 - Yeah, see? That's funny. - Back door way to charm. 1095 01:04:35,776 --> 01:04:37,862 That's joking as a disguised request for approval. 1096 01:04:37,987 --> 01:04:40,281 That's saying, "Joke," but really love me. 1097 01:04:40,323 --> 01:04:43,451 - Joke, love me. - Ms. Campbell, how have you felt about being pretty? 1098 01:04:43,576 --> 01:04:47,204 - Oh, please. I don't think of myself as being that pretty. 1099 01:04:47,330 --> 01:04:50,207 Yes, that's changed at Huckabees, but, you know... 1100 01:04:50,333 --> 01:04:52,335 I was never the pretty girl. 1101 01:04:52,460 --> 01:04:54,211 - Really? - No. 1102 01:04:54,337 --> 01:04:57,298 I just have to keep up with this gorgeous hottie. 1103 01:04:57,340 --> 01:04:59,425 - How's the sex? - How is the sex? 1104 01:04:59,467 --> 01:05:03,596 - The sex? - Come on, guys. Come on. That's private. 1105 01:05:03,638 --> 01:05:05,640 - That's gross. - A preliminary surveillance... 1106 01:05:05,765 --> 01:05:09,435 indicates it's been infrequent and short... eight to nine minutes... 1107 01:05:09,477 --> 01:05:11,812 - typically. - Surveillance? You watched us? 1108 01:05:11,938 --> 01:05:14,315 - No, just listened. - So, your surveillance is wrong. 1109 01:05:14,357 --> 01:05:17,360 Yeah. It's quantity, not quality. 1110 01:05:17,485 --> 01:05:20,905 - What? - She meant quality, not quantity. 1111 01:05:21,030 --> 01:05:23,783 - I know. I was onlyjoking. - Were you joking... 1112 01:05:23,824 --> 01:05:26,911 - when you said quantity and not quality? - In regards to sex? 1113 01:05:27,036 --> 01:05:29,080 - We're not gonna discuss this. - We're private about... 1114 01:05:29,205 --> 01:05:31,374 - our seven minutes of heaven. - It's longer than that. 1115 01:05:31,499 --> 01:05:33,751 Eight minutes of heaven! It's not quality, it's quantity! 1116 01:05:36,337 --> 01:05:39,674 - You oughta see her after a couple margaritas. - Oh, my God! I'm crying. 1117 01:05:41,050 --> 01:05:43,219 - Honey... - What is it? 1118 01:05:43,386 --> 01:05:46,847 Why did you have to write this poem? How come we can't discuss these things ourselves? 1119 01:05:46,973 --> 01:05:49,809 Where is this relationship going, huh? 1120 01:05:49,934 --> 01:05:52,937 Why is marriage and kids so important? There's an overpopulation problem. 1121 01:05:53,062 --> 01:05:54,981 - Whoa. 1122 01:05:55,106 --> 01:05:57,441 - That came out of left field. - All right. 1123 01:05:57,525 --> 01:06:01,862 Why is having children the ultimate performance for successful people? Why? 1124 01:06:01,988 --> 01:06:04,782 Well, it doesn't have to be a performance. 1125 01:06:04,865 --> 01:06:07,118 You know, we don't have to have kids. 1126 01:06:07,243 --> 01:06:10,121 We could just, you know, think about it, or not. 1127 01:06:10,246 --> 01:06:13,249 Could just be ourselves, Jet Skiing, whatever. 1128 01:06:13,374 --> 01:06:15,293 This is not why I hired you. 1129 01:06:15,418 --> 01:06:18,421 Then why did you hire them? 1130 01:06:20,548 --> 01:06:22,550 Well, I have a meeting. 1131 01:06:22,592 --> 01:06:24,719 Oh. There it is. 1132 01:06:33,185 --> 01:06:36,272 - Would you like some tea? - With a little lemon. 1133 01:06:40,776 --> 01:06:44,906 So, I've never really done anything like this before. 1134 01:06:45,031 --> 01:06:48,576 Um, where... where would we start? 1135 01:07:01,047 --> 01:07:03,466 Now. Now. 1136 01:07:09,472 --> 01:07:11,891 - Did you get it? - Yeah. 1137 01:07:13,768 --> 01:07:16,187 I did. I felt it. 1138 01:07:16,312 --> 01:07:19,065 It's hard to describe. 1139 01:07:19,148 --> 01:07:21,776 Very, very good. Your turn. 1140 01:07:23,486 --> 01:07:26,739 Now. 1141 01:07:26,781 --> 01:07:28,783 - Not so hard. - Sorry. 1142 01:07:32,453 --> 01:07:35,790 Now. Now. Now. 1143 01:07:35,831 --> 01:07:37,792 Now! 1144 01:07:42,797 --> 01:07:45,216 Did you get it? 1145 01:07:45,341 --> 01:07:47,260 Yeah, you stop thinking. 1146 01:07:50,972 --> 01:07:54,225 Yes. It's fantastic. 1147 01:07:54,350 --> 01:07:57,061 It's like I'm here, but I'm not... 1148 01:07:57,144 --> 01:07:59,772 So, I'm not here. It-It's just... 1149 01:07:59,814 --> 01:08:02,108 l... l... I don't know. Do it one more time. 1150 01:08:07,697 --> 01:08:11,117 It's like I'm a rock or a dish of mold. 1151 01:08:11,242 --> 01:08:14,829 I'm whatever else is around. So I'm free to just exist. 1152 01:08:14,996 --> 01:08:17,832 This is the answer. We just have to be this all day, every day. 1153 01:08:17,873 --> 01:08:20,376 - That's the answer. - Yes. 1154 01:08:20,459 --> 01:08:23,004 - Do it again. Do it again. - Now. 1155 01:08:28,175 --> 01:08:30,678 Careful, my young students... 1156 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:32,722 you cannot stay in this state all day. 1157 01:08:32,847 --> 01:08:34,849 - Why not? - Yeah, why not? 1158 01:08:34,890 --> 01:08:37,852 It is inevitable that you are drawn back into human drama. 1159 01:08:37,894 --> 01:08:40,605 Desire, suffering... everything that exists in this imperfect world. 1160 01:08:40,730 --> 01:08:44,567 - Shit. - So we get drawn back into human drama... 1161 01:08:44,734 --> 01:08:46,694 and how important we think that is. 1162 01:08:46,736 --> 01:08:49,322 Then we do crazy stuff. We have to go back to the ball... 1163 01:08:49,447 --> 01:08:52,909 so we can get the freedom of being like a... like a dish of mold. 1164 01:08:53,034 --> 01:08:55,328 Yes. And then back to the drama, the suffering. 1165 01:08:55,453 --> 01:08:59,165 - It's kind of a crappy deal. - C'est exactement ça. 1166 01:08:59,290 --> 01:09:01,751 An absurd theatrical we must play out, back and forth... 1167 01:09:01,876 --> 01:09:04,295 from pure being to human suffering. 1168 01:09:04,420 --> 01:09:07,506 But isn't the drama and suffering less if we do the ball thing every day? 1169 01:09:07,632 --> 01:09:11,052 Don't call it "the ball thing." Call it "pure being." 1170 01:09:11,135 --> 01:09:13,888 Doesn't the pure being, ball thing make the day-to-day suffering easier? 1171 01:09:14,055 --> 01:09:15,765 - Yeah. - No, it doesn't. 1172 01:09:15,890 --> 01:09:18,184 You're wrong. We're gonna do this every day. 1173 01:09:18,309 --> 01:09:22,313 - We'll show you. It'll make it easier. - I'll prove it to you. 1174 01:09:22,438 --> 01:09:24,482 Human drama is inevitable. 1175 01:09:24,607 --> 01:09:26,943 Suffering cannot be diminished. You cannot escape, Tommy. 1176 01:09:27,068 --> 01:09:29,487 You'll see. Existence is a cruel joke... 1177 01:09:29,612 --> 01:09:31,614 that entices in a form of desire. 1178 01:09:31,739 --> 01:09:35,618 - Absurd theater of desire. - I know, buddy, it hurts. It's painful. 1179 01:09:36,786 --> 01:09:38,788 - Wait here. - Where you goin'? 1180 01:09:40,122 --> 01:09:43,209 To meditate on desire and suffering. 1181 01:09:43,334 --> 01:09:45,795 - Can I come? - No. 1182 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:47,838 Okay. 1183 01:09:47,964 --> 01:09:50,967 I'll see you in a little bit. We'll do more, um, pure being? Pain... 1184 01:09:51,092 --> 01:09:53,052 I hope so. 1185 01:09:56,806 --> 01:09:58,808 Don't fucking leave me. 1186 01:11:16,886 --> 01:11:20,514 You look ugly! No, no, no. 1187 01:11:25,061 --> 01:11:27,480 - Hold up. - No. No. 1188 01:11:27,521 --> 01:11:30,316 - No, go back inside. - Can I have my car keys? 1189 01:11:30,358 --> 01:11:33,361 You can't keep coming to work if you dress like that. 1190 01:11:33,444 --> 01:11:35,529 Me and Daryl made some spots Marty's gonna love. 1191 01:11:35,655 --> 01:11:38,449 These are the best tops around. 1192 01:11:38,532 --> 01:11:41,369 Last time, last year, not so good. 1193 01:11:41,452 --> 01:11:44,538 But now, this is the truth. 1194 01:11:55,675 --> 01:11:58,219 Marty's gonna hate them, Dawn. 1195 01:11:58,261 --> 01:12:01,973 - He's gonna hate them. - There's glass between us. 1196 01:12:02,098 --> 01:12:04,684 You can't deal with my infinite nature, can you? 1197 01:12:04,809 --> 01:12:07,812 That is so not true. Wait, what does that even mean? 1198 01:12:07,937 --> 01:12:11,482 We've talked about your intimacy problem. What's the core of it? 1199 01:12:11,566 --> 01:12:13,859 Intimacy is combo of infinites. 1200 01:12:13,985 --> 01:12:17,697 I'm definitely gonna have an intimacy problem with you if you keep dressing like that. 1201 01:12:17,822 --> 01:12:20,700 - Well, it's only been a week. - One day is too much. 1202 01:12:20,825 --> 01:12:22,868 The people at the office are freaking out. 1203 01:12:22,994 --> 01:12:26,163 You could get free, Brad, but you think you have to be Superman in control. 1204 01:12:26,289 --> 01:12:29,959 And that means you are the source instead of part of the infinite. 1205 01:12:30,084 --> 01:12:34,672 - And that makes it too hard for us, baby. - Stop talking to me like that. 1206 01:12:34,797 --> 01:12:39,385 - You hired the detectives. - You don't have to listen to every word they say. 1207 01:12:39,427 --> 01:12:43,306 - How am I supposed to know which parts to listen to? - I'll tell you. 1208 01:12:43,431 --> 01:12:45,558 - No, that's confusing. 1209 01:12:45,683 --> 01:12:48,686 - Take that off. Take it off. - No. Can I have my car keys, please? 1210 01:12:48,811 --> 01:12:50,146 - Give me my glasses. - No. 1211 01:12:50,271 --> 01:12:51,856 - Give me my glasses. - You give me my car keys. 1212 01:12:51,981 --> 01:12:53,149 - No. - Yes. 1213 01:12:53,274 --> 01:12:55,192 You stay at home. Till you dress normal... 1214 01:12:55,318 --> 01:12:57,320 you don't come to work. 1215 01:13:00,740 --> 01:13:02,742 Trees and bees... 1216 01:13:02,783 --> 01:13:05,328 - Hey, Daryl, where are you? - Hi, honey. 1217 01:13:05,453 --> 01:13:07,413 - Dawn, this is Heather. - Hey, I'm Heather. 1218 01:13:07,455 --> 01:13:09,040 - Let's do it. - Let's make a commercial. 1219 01:13:09,165 --> 01:13:11,292 - I'm a really big fan of yours. - Well, thanks. 1220 01:13:11,334 --> 01:13:13,711 - It's so weird to meet my voice. - Welcome to the family. 1221 01:13:13,794 --> 01:13:18,299 What? This script only has my lines, and I don't see another character here. 1222 01:13:18,341 --> 01:13:20,927 - I told you, you are the trademark voice of Huckabees. - So... 1223 01:13:21,052 --> 01:13:23,179 - Right. So what's the problem? - She's the voice. 1224 01:13:23,346 --> 01:13:25,473 - I'm the face. - Go, Heather. 1225 01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:28,142 - Girl, you could... - Yeah, yeah. 1226 01:13:28,184 --> 01:13:30,478 All this, and brains too. 1227 01:13:32,772 --> 01:13:35,149 Son of a bitch, Daryl! 1228 01:13:35,191 --> 01:13:37,443 They want me back in a bikini? 1229 01:13:37,485 --> 01:13:39,946 - Dawn, please. - Wake up, pretty girl. 1230 01:13:40,071 --> 01:13:43,074 - The joke's on you! The joke is on you! - Ow! Ow! 1231 01:13:43,199 --> 01:13:46,202 - No, stop. - Don't look at me. I just want to be left alone. 1232 01:13:46,369 --> 01:13:49,914 I'm sick of this. I'm sick of you all looking at me. 1233 01:13:50,039 --> 01:13:52,792 Look at me. Please, please, please, everybody. 1234 01:13:52,833 --> 01:13:56,462 Everybody look at me now. I am so pretty. I am so pretty. Look at me. 1235 01:13:56,504 --> 01:13:58,673 Everybody just wants to be me. I'm pretty. 1236 01:13:58,798 --> 01:14:02,051 - Shania's on the stage. We've got the executives here... - That's great. 1237 01:14:02,134 --> 01:14:04,929 Working their way back to the, uh, lesser donators. 1238 01:14:05,054 --> 01:14:07,640 Right. Well, when we did the Garth benefit in Dallas... 1239 01:14:07,682 --> 01:14:10,101 - we put the $10,000 donors up here. - Wow, Garth. 1240 01:14:10,226 --> 01:14:12,144 Was that Garth Garth, or Chris Garth? 1241 01:14:12,228 --> 01:14:15,064 - That's classic Garth. The best. - Classic Garth costs. 1242 01:14:15,147 --> 01:14:18,401 Yeah, so, when we did the Garth benefit in Dallas, that's what we... 1243 01:14:18,526 --> 01:14:20,695 Where's Marty? Where is he? 1244 01:14:20,820 --> 01:14:22,780 Have you even seen my commercials? 1245 01:14:22,863 --> 01:14:26,242 - Have you? I'm doing this for you. - Oh, my God. 1246 01:14:26,409 --> 01:14:29,120 - They're your detectives, and they gave me this truth. - Wow. Nutty. 1247 01:14:29,245 --> 01:14:32,415 Do you understand? There's glass between us! 1248 01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:35,459 Don't look at me like that! 1249 01:14:37,420 --> 01:14:39,672 - Hey, hey. Hey... - There you are, Marty. 1250 01:14:39,714 --> 01:14:43,843 - Why don't you like my spots? - Honey, this look is hurting you, and it's hurting Huckabees. 1251 01:14:43,968 --> 01:14:47,305 - This is myself. - Then you won't speak at the benefit as yourself. 1252 01:14:47,430 --> 01:14:50,141 - That is not Huckabees. - I am still Huckabees. 1253 01:14:50,266 --> 01:14:52,810 - Not in that bonnet. - It's in my eyes, Marty. 1254 01:14:52,894 --> 01:14:54,854 It's like that story of the cave. 1255 01:14:54,979 --> 01:14:57,273 What in God's name is happening to you? 1256 01:14:57,398 --> 01:15:00,443 We trusted you. We took care of you. We made you into a national icon. 1257 01:15:00,568 --> 01:15:04,155 Pulled you out of a mall. Eh, you've been given everything by Huckabees. 1258 01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:06,198 - Fuck-a-bees! - Ooh. 1259 01:15:06,324 --> 01:15:08,993 - Wow, wow, wow. - Bradley, there's board members here. 1260 01:15:09,118 --> 01:15:11,787 - She's knocking on the glass... - That's not gonna look too good for a new corporate guy. 1261 01:15:11,913 --> 01:15:13,706 - What? I got corporate? - You got corporate. 1262 01:15:13,748 --> 01:15:16,417 - I got corporate? - Yeah, you got corporate. Now go and contain her. 1263 01:15:16,459 --> 01:15:18,169 All right? She said, "Fuck-a-bees." 1264 01:15:18,294 --> 01:15:21,047 - Yeah. - She said fuck... 1265 01:15:31,307 --> 01:15:33,601 What are you doing? 1266 01:15:33,643 --> 01:15:35,645 What are you doing to us? 1267 01:15:35,770 --> 01:15:38,356 I'm in my tree. I'm talking to the Dixie Chicks... 1268 01:15:38,481 --> 01:15:40,483 and they're making me feel better. 1269 01:15:40,650 --> 01:15:44,820 Well, I think the Dixie Chicks would like you to know that I just got promoted. 1270 01:15:44,946 --> 01:15:47,740 - What? - V.P. For public affairs. 1271 01:15:47,782 --> 01:15:49,909 I got corporate, Dawn. 1272 01:15:50,034 --> 01:15:52,787 I'm sorry you had to go through all this. It's for the greater good. 1273 01:15:52,954 --> 01:15:56,123 I went to the detectives to shake Albert out of the coalition. 1274 01:15:56,249 --> 01:15:59,377 - I admit that. - This doesn't make sense. 1275 01:15:59,502 --> 01:16:01,671 Sweetheart, you're mixing yourself up. 1276 01:16:01,796 --> 01:16:03,923 Listen, you're mixing it all up. 1277 01:16:03,965 --> 01:16:06,050 - Wait a second. - Huh. 1278 01:16:06,133 --> 01:16:08,761 Do you even care about the marsh and the woods? 1279 01:16:08,803 --> 01:16:13,349 Yes, I care about the marsh and the woods. Albert was not gonna save 'em his way. 1280 01:16:13,474 --> 01:16:16,686 You don't go through the back door with a poem and a bonnet. 1281 01:16:16,811 --> 01:16:20,064 You go through the front door with a tie, and you own the marsh and the woods. 1282 01:16:20,147 --> 01:16:22,108 That's how you're gonna save 'em. 1283 01:16:22,233 --> 01:16:24,068 - Let's celebrate. - Mm-hmm. 1284 01:16:24,151 --> 01:16:26,112 - You want some new clothes? - Yeah. 1285 01:16:26,237 --> 01:16:29,407 - I'll get you whatever you want. What do you need? - I don't know. 1286 01:16:29,532 --> 01:16:32,702 - Pedicure? - Yeah, but do I have to be pretty all the time? 1287 01:16:32,827 --> 01:16:36,163 Well, you know, you have a choice. 1288 01:16:36,289 --> 01:16:39,709 But, no, it's not a choice. I do have to be pretty. 1289 01:16:39,834 --> 01:16:43,170 Well, I'm pretty sure the Dixie Chicks would want you to spread your love... 1290 01:16:43,296 --> 01:16:45,298 here where you can at Huckabees. 1291 01:16:45,381 --> 01:16:47,592 Right. That's good. 1292 01:16:47,717 --> 01:16:51,012 You know what? You got Albert fired. 1293 01:16:51,137 --> 01:16:56,892 Stay positive. Bermuda. Jet Skis. Piña coladas. All right? 1294 01:16:57,018 --> 01:17:00,021 - Yeah. - When you leave the office, will you go through the back door? 1295 01:17:00,104 --> 01:17:02,857 Okay? 'Cause you don't look so good today. 1296 01:17:03,024 --> 01:17:05,276 Okay. Okay. 1297 01:17:05,401 --> 01:17:07,194 - Okay? - Mm-hmm. 1298 01:17:18,414 --> 01:17:20,416 Hey, Tom, Tom. 1299 01:17:22,043 --> 01:17:24,045 Go for it, man. 1300 01:17:42,897 --> 01:17:46,359 The woods are hopeless. Don't waste your time. They will be destroyed. 1301 01:17:46,442 --> 01:17:48,819 So will the marsh. It is a losing game... 1302 01:17:48,903 --> 01:17:51,781 mankind has played for more than a century. 1303 01:17:51,906 --> 01:17:54,492 Sadness is what you are. Do not deny it. 1304 01:17:54,617 --> 01:17:57,787 The universe is a lonely place, a painful place. 1305 01:17:57,954 --> 01:18:00,331 This is what we can share between us, period. 1306 01:18:00,456 --> 01:18:02,667 Whoa! 1307 01:18:02,792 --> 01:18:04,752 H'yah! 1308 01:18:07,255 --> 01:18:09,507 What are you doing? 1309 01:18:09,632 --> 01:18:11,968 You told me you were done with this stupid method. 1310 01:18:12,093 --> 01:18:14,387 - Why can't I do it? - Because it is a fantasy. 1311 01:18:14,512 --> 01:18:17,515 - Do you want to lead a fake life? - You don't have to get so threatened. 1312 01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:19,684 - I can mix your thing with their thing. - No, you can't! 1313 01:18:19,809 --> 01:18:22,353 - Why not? - Because they are completely different. 1314 01:18:22,478 --> 01:18:25,565 And theirs is a lie. For the last time, forget the tree fantasy. 1315 01:18:25,690 --> 01:18:27,984 And as for Brad, you must do to him for real... 1316 01:18:28,109 --> 01:18:30,278 what he did to you, and... 1317 01:18:36,367 --> 01:18:39,996 You ditched me. First my family, and now you guys. 1318 01:18:40,121 --> 01:18:43,833 - She's my teacher too, Albert. - And she's still your teacher, Tom. 1319 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:46,085 No. It's all different now. 1320 01:18:46,127 --> 01:18:49,130 I thought we were a platonic trio, not some sick sex dance. 1321 01:18:49,171 --> 01:18:51,299 You said that was bullshit. 1322 01:18:51,424 --> 01:18:55,011 Learn from this, Tommy. Painful truth. 1323 01:18:55,136 --> 01:18:57,430 I warned you... human drama. 1324 01:18:57,471 --> 01:19:00,391 Is that why you're doing this, to teach me? 1325 01:19:00,474 --> 01:19:04,312 - Yeah, is that why you're doing this, to teach him? - Of course it is. 1326 01:19:04,437 --> 01:19:08,024 There are unique moments when two people share the deep sorrow of existence. 1327 01:19:08,149 --> 01:19:10,151 All right. That's what I wanted to hear. 1328 01:19:10,192 --> 01:19:13,195 - How can you believe that bullshit? - T-Tom... Tom, I'm sorry. 1329 01:19:13,321 --> 01:19:15,573 This just happened. I've never done anything like this before. 1330 01:19:15,698 --> 01:19:18,868 - We could still be... You can still be my other, right? - Shut up, Albert. 1331 01:19:19,035 --> 01:19:23,205 I brought you here. I wanted to share la force with you, and you ruined it. 1332 01:19:23,331 --> 01:19:26,459 - You fell in love. - Do not defile it with cliché. 1333 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:30,171 - It is unnameable. - Yeah? Well, I reject unnameable! 1334 01:19:32,173 --> 01:19:34,467 It leaves me out! 1335 01:19:34,592 --> 01:19:37,637 Where is your pure being now, Tommy? I told you. 1336 01:19:40,348 --> 01:19:42,224 I'm just gonna accept my loneliness. 1337 01:19:42,350 --> 01:19:44,894 And I'm gonna go to an even darker place of nothingness. 1338 01:19:45,019 --> 01:19:48,356 From an even farther, more extreme nothingness on my own! 1339 01:19:48,481 --> 01:19:52,235 - Who needs you guys? - Ahh, sublime. 1340 01:19:52,443 --> 01:19:55,529 Hey, welcome. You like my new office? 1341 01:19:55,655 --> 01:19:59,033 - Let's start with the method. - Let's start with the method. 1342 01:19:59,075 --> 01:20:01,077 - We'd like to discuss... - We'd like to discuss... 1343 01:20:01,202 --> 01:20:03,204 - Okay. What are you doing? - Okay. What are you doing? 1344 01:20:03,246 --> 01:20:05,248 - What are you doing? - I'm jokin' around, guys. 1345 01:20:05,373 --> 01:20:07,375 But seriously, I want to quit the process with you. 1346 01:20:07,458 --> 01:20:10,086 Nothing personal. I appreciate what you've done for me, but I'm over it. 1347 01:20:10,211 --> 01:20:13,464 - You can't quit until the case is over. - Ah, I can fire you. 1348 01:20:13,547 --> 01:20:15,132 - No, you can't. - No, you can't. 1349 01:20:15,216 --> 01:20:17,385 - Sure I can. - No, you can't. 1350 01:20:17,468 --> 01:20:20,096 Paragraph 201. "Neither client nor detective... 1351 01:20:20,221 --> 01:20:24,976 "may terminate case prior to resolution as defined by paragraph 314, subclause 'D'... 1352 01:20:25,101 --> 01:20:27,103 - which states..." - That's not binding. 1353 01:20:27,228 --> 01:20:29,146 - Oh, it's binding. - I'll find a lawyer. 1354 01:20:29,230 --> 01:20:31,649 - Oh? - Or maybe even go to the FBI. How about that? 1355 01:20:31,774 --> 01:20:35,236 - Go ahead. - Oh, I will. I'm not kidding. 1356 01:20:35,403 --> 01:20:37,822 No, Brad, this is how it works. You go to the police. 1357 01:20:37,989 --> 01:20:40,575 You... You tell them that you went to the existential detectives. 1358 01:20:40,700 --> 01:20:43,160 They ask why. You say, "For personal reasons." 1359 01:20:43,286 --> 01:20:46,247 Or, maybe you wanted to work the politics at your corporation... 1360 01:20:46,289 --> 01:20:49,292 - by rattling Albert Markovski. - I never told you that. 1361 01:20:49,417 --> 01:20:52,086 - Well, give us a little credit. - The police go to Huckabees. 1362 01:20:52,128 --> 01:20:55,548 They talk to them. The board learns that rising star, Brad Stand... 1363 01:20:55,590 --> 01:20:57,592 has weird existential issues. 1364 01:20:57,717 --> 01:20:59,719 - Or he fakes them. - Which is odd. 1365 01:20:59,802 --> 01:21:03,681 Which is worse. And your girlfriend, the voice of Huckabees... 1366 01:21:03,806 --> 01:21:07,727 - is dressing like an Amish bag lady. - Okay, I get it. 1367 01:21:07,810 --> 01:21:10,563 You know, Brad, suddenly your star isn't rising anymore. It's sinking. 1368 01:21:10,688 --> 01:21:13,441 - Okay. I said I get it, Bernie. Relax. - Passive-aggressive. 1369 01:21:13,566 --> 01:21:15,860 - Shut up. - Aggressive-aggressive. 1370 01:21:15,985 --> 01:21:19,113 - Does Dawn want to quit? - Dawn's into this crap for real... 1371 01:21:19,155 --> 01:21:22,617 which is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life. 1372 01:21:22,700 --> 01:21:24,994 Shall we get back to the case? 1373 01:21:25,119 --> 01:21:26,871 All right. What you got on me? Nothin'. 1374 01:21:26,996 --> 01:21:30,416 Our staff did a little field work in, uh, Cleveland. 1375 01:21:30,458 --> 01:21:34,337 - What? Talk to my family? - Mommy and daddy look awesome. 1376 01:21:34,462 --> 01:21:38,883 - So do you. But this guy. - Wha... Ah, he doesn't look too good. 1377 01:21:39,008 --> 01:21:43,596 - You bastards. - He doesn't look too good, does he, Brad? 1378 01:21:45,181 --> 01:21:48,768 How could you do this? 1379 01:21:56,067 --> 01:21:58,027 Ooh. 1380 01:21:58,110 --> 01:22:00,112 Mm-hmm. 1381 01:22:00,196 --> 01:22:05,451 Are you kidding me? He weighs 250. He t... He talks about geckos all the time. 1382 01:22:05,493 --> 01:22:08,663 - What's the point? - I thought he was a sweet, sensitive young man. 1383 01:22:08,746 --> 01:22:11,374 Oh, excuse me. You... You spoke to my fat, sad brother? 1384 01:22:11,499 --> 01:22:13,834 - Yes, Brad, on the phone. - Indeed, I did, at length. 1385 01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:18,130 Well, if he's so sensitive, why doesn't he lose 70 pounds and stop talking about geckos. 1386 01:22:18,214 --> 01:22:22,635 - Maybe he'll find some friends. - Well, your brother feels that you're ashamed ofhim. 1387 01:22:22,677 --> 01:22:26,389 Are you sympathetic to him? 1388 01:22:26,514 --> 01:22:29,976 - Are you kidding me? I gave him a car. - Mm-hmm. 1389 01:22:30,059 --> 01:22:32,103 - I send him shirts. - Mm-hmm. 1390 01:22:32,228 --> 01:22:34,939 L... Look. 1391 01:22:35,064 --> 01:22:37,066 Here, guys. Geckos. 1392 01:22:37,149 --> 01:22:39,819 And I keep 'em. 1393 01:22:39,860 --> 01:22:42,113 I'm a pretty good older brother. 1394 01:22:42,238 --> 01:22:44,574 He wishes you would listen to him more. 1395 01:22:44,699 --> 01:22:46,993 About what, geckos? 1396 01:22:47,076 --> 01:22:49,078 L... I don't have all the answers. 1397 01:22:49,161 --> 01:22:51,664 But maybe he should listen to me more and learn a little. 1398 01:22:51,789 --> 01:22:55,126 You have several stories that you like to tell over and over and over. 1399 01:22:55,251 --> 01:22:58,462 Ohh. Oh-ho. That's not... Come on. That's a lie. 1400 01:22:58,546 --> 01:23:02,717 - L... I'm not boring like him. - Like the mayonnaise story. The mayo story. 1401 01:23:04,260 --> 01:23:06,178 May 18, sales meeting. 1402 01:23:06,304 --> 01:23:09,473 Shania's there, you know, promoting her apparel, right? 1403 01:23:09,557 --> 01:23:12,435 - It's 4:00. She's starving. 1404 01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:15,104 She hates mayonnaise, right? Allergic to it. 1405 01:23:15,187 --> 01:23:18,566 So I order a ton of tuna fish sandwiches. Back then that's all she's eating. 1406 01:23:18,608 --> 01:23:20,735 Tuna fish. No mayo, darling. 1407 01:23:20,776 --> 01:23:22,987 June 5, driving range. 1408 01:23:23,112 --> 01:23:25,865 Nojoke. We gave her a chicken salad sandwich once... 1409 01:23:25,907 --> 01:23:27,909 she threw up in the back of the limo. 1410 01:23:28,034 --> 01:23:30,912 June 30, the lake. 1411 01:23:31,037 --> 01:23:33,623 Shania's there promoting her apparel, right? 1412 01:23:33,748 --> 01:23:36,000 It's 4::00, and she's starving. She's a busy lady. 1413 01:23:36,125 --> 01:23:39,503 I order a ton of tuna fish sandwiches. That's all she's eating back then, tuna fish. 1414 01:23:39,629 --> 01:23:43,049 July 9, Flight 27 to Chicago. 1415 01:23:43,174 --> 01:23:46,761 Shania's there promoting her apparel, right? It's 4::00. She's starving. 1416 01:23:46,886 --> 01:23:50,056 The lady hates chicken salad. Gave it to her once, she threw up. 1417 01:23:50,139 --> 01:23:54,644 - August 17, conference call. - Shania's there promoting her apparel, right? 1418 01:23:54,769 --> 01:23:59,065 No mayo. She hates it. And she cannot eat chicken salad. That's nojoke. 1419 01:23:59,148 --> 01:24:02,193 September 3, in traffic, your cell phone. 1420 01:24:02,318 --> 01:24:05,905 Shania's there promoting her apparel, right? Back then that's all she's eating, tuna fish. 1421 01:24:05,947 --> 01:24:08,783 No mayo. I eat two of the sandwiches in front ofher. 1422 01:24:08,950 --> 01:24:11,911 She now eats one and a half. Now she believes me. 1423 01:24:11,953 --> 01:24:15,957 She eats one and a half sandwiches before she realizes it's chicken salad. 1424 01:24:22,380 --> 01:24:25,800 Why do you think that you tell the mayo story so much? 1425 01:24:25,841 --> 01:24:27,843 - I don't know. Why? - It's propaganda. 1426 01:24:27,969 --> 01:24:30,805 - For mayonnaise? - For you. 1427 01:24:30,846 --> 01:24:34,767 Specifically, you're so impressive because you know Shania. 1428 01:24:34,809 --> 01:24:37,061 And you're so strong, because you pull one on her. 1429 01:24:37,144 --> 01:24:40,565 - You're a funny guy, a good guy. - Keeping everyone laughing... 1430 01:24:40,690 --> 01:24:45,069 so that maybe, quote, you don't get depressed. 1431 01:24:45,152 --> 01:24:47,238 Well, what's so great about depression? 1432 01:24:47,363 --> 01:24:49,657 Nothing. Unless it holds the key... 1433 01:24:49,699 --> 01:24:51,701 to something you compulsively avoid... 1434 01:24:51,826 --> 01:24:53,995 so it will never be examined or felt... 1435 01:24:54,078 --> 01:24:56,289 hence your behavior becomes repetitive like the story. 1436 01:24:56,372 --> 01:24:58,374 - Like the story. - Like the story. 1437 01:24:58,457 --> 01:25:00,835 - Like the story. Like the story. - Like the story. 1438 01:25:00,876 --> 01:25:03,379 Shut up. 1439 01:25:09,010 --> 01:25:12,138 All right. I don't have to tell stories. 1440 01:25:12,263 --> 01:25:15,558 What do you think would happen if you didn't tell the stories? 1441 01:25:15,683 --> 01:25:17,894 - Are you being yourself? - How am I not myself? 1442 01:25:18,019 --> 01:25:20,021 - "How am I not myself?" - Myself. 1443 01:25:20,104 --> 01:25:22,023 - Myself. - "How am I not myself?" 1444 01:25:22,148 --> 01:25:24,859 - How am I not myself? - "How am I not myself?" 1445 01:25:24,901 --> 01:25:28,154 - How am I not myself? - "How am I not myself?" 1446 01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:31,449 How am I not myself? 1447 01:25:31,574 --> 01:25:33,910 How am I not myself? 1448 01:25:34,035 --> 01:25:36,037 How am I not myself? 1449 01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:39,624 How am I not myself? How am I not myself? 1450 01:25:39,749 --> 01:25:43,628 How am I not myself? How am I not myself? 1451 01:25:43,753 --> 01:25:47,757 How am I not myself? How am I not myself? 1452 01:25:47,882 --> 01:25:50,217 - How am I not myself? - Bradley? 1453 01:25:50,343 --> 01:25:52,637 She's starving. She's a busy lady. 1454 01:25:52,762 --> 01:25:56,432 I order a ton of tuna fish sandwiches. That's all she was eating back then, tuna fish. 1455 01:25:56,515 --> 01:26:01,062 - No mayo... - Hey, Bradley, how do you like the corporate men's room? 1456 01:26:01,145 --> 01:26:03,147 Freakin'awesome, man. 1457 01:26:03,231 --> 01:26:05,900 - Hey, Brad, you want to hear something funny? 1458 01:26:05,942 --> 01:26:08,319 The Dundalee Cups are blowin'out in the Sunbelt franchises. 1459 01:26:08,444 --> 01:26:11,530 How's that for super weird? That's a good thing to bring to the table today. 1460 01:26:11,656 --> 01:26:15,201 Right? You arejust what the doctor ordered, my friend. 1461 01:26:15,326 --> 01:26:17,828 - Right? - Right on. 1462 01:26:17,954 --> 01:26:21,624 Well, let's go, dude. I'm gonna introduce you to the board of directors, my friend. 1463 01:26:21,749 --> 01:26:23,459 - John, what did Legal say? - Jerry? 1464 01:26:23,542 --> 01:26:25,795 - We have a legal problem. - Well, I disagree. 1465 01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:29,131 Give him the Salmon Stripper, call it the Bass Basher. They don't read English anyway. 1466 01:26:29,257 --> 01:26:32,385 - Just call it "Tuna Tornado." - There you go. Legal can cover that. 1467 01:26:32,510 --> 01:26:34,971 Speaking of Shania and tuna, Brad has the most incredible story. 1468 01:26:35,096 --> 01:26:37,974 - Go ahead, Brad. - There's a Bass Basher in Japan? What's that about? 1469 01:26:38,099 --> 01:26:40,685 - Well, we've got a trademark issue in Japan. - You got a legal problem? 1470 01:26:40,810 --> 01:26:43,354 L-Let's hear the Shania story. I mean, that's what they wanna hear. 1471 01:26:43,479 --> 01:26:46,524 - Yeah, come on, tell the Shania story. - Come on, Brad. 1472 01:26:46,649 --> 01:26:48,442 I don't want to tell that story. 1473 01:26:48,568 --> 01:26:50,528 - What? - I don't want to tell that story, Marty. 1474 01:26:50,653 --> 01:26:53,656 Come on. You and Shania are downtown in the loop in Chicago. 1475 01:26:53,781 --> 01:26:57,159 You're opening up the store. Shania, she all of a sudden, she gets... 1476 01:26:57,285 --> 01:26:59,537 - She gets... - Hungry. 1477 01:26:59,662 --> 01:27:04,166 - Really hungry. Right. And so, you order... - Tuna sandwiches. 1478 01:27:04,292 --> 01:27:06,961 - Yeah, tuna fish. - I thought she was a vegetarian. 1479 01:27:07,003 --> 01:27:11,299 You order tuna fish, okay, but you realize that she's allergic to... 1480 01:27:11,424 --> 01:27:13,593 - Marty, no. - She's allergic... Yes. 1481 01:27:13,718 --> 01:27:15,720 Come on. She's allergic to what? 1482 01:27:24,312 --> 01:27:28,566 Why don't you and me go outside and have a... have a talk? Come on. 1483 01:27:28,691 --> 01:27:31,193 - I'll be back in five. - Five minutes? 1484 01:27:31,319 --> 01:27:34,447 - Is he gonna put a bonnet on? - Be right back. 1485 01:27:34,488 --> 01:27:36,490 What the fuck was that? 1486 01:27:47,335 --> 01:27:49,754 Fuck! 1487 01:28:11,234 --> 01:28:14,362 - You're gonna get on the truck like everybody else. - Get on the bike. 1488 01:28:14,487 --> 01:28:16,197 - Truck! Truck! - Bike. 1489 01:28:20,034 --> 01:28:21,953 Engine Company 54, stand by. 1490 01:28:22,078 --> 01:28:25,206 - I'm free as a bird! 1491 01:28:25,373 --> 01:28:27,959 You're just sittin' in your gas guzzlers. 1492 01:28:28,084 --> 01:28:31,045 - So long, suckers! 1493 01:28:41,931 --> 01:28:44,850 Where are you guys? I'm at the fire, man. 1494 01:30:15,733 --> 01:30:17,944 - Here we are. - Pull it down. 1495 01:30:29,038 --> 01:30:32,833 Creation, destruction. Creation, destruction. 1496 01:30:32,959 --> 01:30:36,837 Creation, destruction. Creation, destruction. 1497 01:30:36,963 --> 01:30:38,965 Creation, destruction. 1498 01:30:46,347 --> 01:30:50,851 Oh, ho-ho-ho, no. Oh, no! 1499 01:30:53,771 --> 01:30:56,524 Everything. My life. 1500 01:30:59,360 --> 01:31:01,404 Why? 1501 01:31:01,529 --> 01:31:03,698 - Oh, Brad, look at yourself. - My life. 1502 01:31:03,823 --> 01:31:07,410 - You're sitting in a big pile of shit. - Brad, it's okay. Believe me. 1503 01:31:07,535 --> 01:31:09,537 Nothing's okay. 1504 01:31:09,704 --> 01:31:12,707 Nothing's okay, so it's okay. 1505 01:31:15,126 --> 01:31:17,378 You think it's bad, right... 1506 01:31:17,420 --> 01:31:22,091 'cause your house is burning and you might have lost yourjob? 1507 01:31:22,174 --> 01:31:25,136 I gotta go... I gotta go to a benefit. 1508 01:31:25,261 --> 01:31:27,388 Don't... Don't tell anybody. 1509 01:31:29,390 --> 01:31:33,853 No, tell everybody. I don't care. Tell everybody! 1510 01:31:33,978 --> 01:31:35,980 - Oh, maybe not. - Wait a second. 1511 01:31:36,105 --> 01:31:37,732 Oh, no, please, don't tell anybody. 1512 01:31:37,857 --> 01:31:40,443 You didn't see me cry. 1513 01:31:40,568 --> 01:31:43,279 Nobody sees that picture! 1514 01:31:43,404 --> 01:31:46,866 - Nobody sees that picture! Why did you do that? - No, no, no, no. 1515 01:31:46,908 --> 01:31:49,035 We didn't do this. We would never do something like this. 1516 01:31:49,160 --> 01:31:51,746 - Never. Oh, maybe sometimes. We didn't do this. - Never. 1517 01:31:51,871 --> 01:31:54,457 Who the hell is that lady with the camera? 1518 01:31:54,624 --> 01:31:58,169 - See-See... See, this isn't our thing. - That is her thing. 1519 01:31:58,294 --> 01:32:01,923 We wouldn't do it like that. 1520 01:32:05,176 --> 01:32:07,887 Why did you do that to me? 1521 01:32:31,661 --> 01:32:34,497 All right. I'm gonna go to the benefit. 1522 01:32:34,622 --> 01:32:36,540 Screw all you bastards. 1523 01:32:36,666 --> 01:32:38,668 - Brad! - Brad! 1524 01:32:38,793 --> 01:32:41,128 - Brad, we didn't do this. - She did it, Brad. 1525 01:32:41,254 --> 01:32:44,340 Yes, I did. 1526 01:32:44,465 --> 01:32:48,386 That fire was a bitch-ass thing to do. 1527 01:32:48,511 --> 01:32:50,471 No, it liberated you from the Brad. 1528 01:32:50,513 --> 01:32:53,099 Or did it bond me to Brad in the insanity of pain... 1529 01:32:53,224 --> 01:32:55,393 until I saw that I'm Brad and he's me? 1530 01:32:55,518 --> 01:32:57,562 - Yes. - No. 1531 01:32:57,687 --> 01:33:00,106 Come on. You guys work together, don't you? 1532 01:33:00,231 --> 01:33:03,442 - We don't work together at all. - Really? It's not like some secret deal... 1533 01:33:03,526 --> 01:33:06,237 where she picks up where you leave off, and then we come back to you? 1534 01:33:06,362 --> 01:33:09,782 - There is no secret deal. - Well, there should be, 'cause that's the way it works. 1535 01:33:09,865 --> 01:33:12,868 You're too dark, and you're not dark enough. You three were close, right? 1536 01:33:12,994 --> 01:33:15,955 Maybe too close. Then it went sour and propelled you into one extreme... 1537 01:33:15,997 --> 01:33:17,999 and you into another extreme. 1538 01:33:18,124 --> 01:33:21,252 So, voilà! Two overlapping, fractured philosophies... 1539 01:33:21,377 --> 01:33:23,421 were born out of that one pain. 1540 01:33:25,006 --> 01:33:27,800 Albert! 1541 01:33:27,842 --> 01:33:30,177 Wow. What happened to him? 1542 01:33:30,303 --> 01:33:32,138 I don't know. 1543 01:34:12,887 --> 01:34:16,933 Hi. Welcome to the Omni Hotel. Uh, we don't... We don't check bikes, sir. 1544 01:34:17,058 --> 01:34:20,895 - Yeah, treat it like it's a car. - It... It's not a car. It's my job. 1545 01:34:35,326 --> 01:34:38,496 Tenth floor. 1546 01:34:38,621 --> 01:34:43,209 Welcome to the Huckabees Open Spaces gala event. 1547 01:34:43,251 --> 01:34:45,127 Huckabees pledges to... 1548 01:34:45,127 --> 01:34:46,212 Huckabees pledges to... 1549 01:34:49,548 --> 01:34:52,260 - Davy, come on. - Mr. Stand, you're not on the list. 1550 01:34:52,385 --> 01:34:55,680 - Let's talk to Marty. - What are you calling me Mr. Stand for? 1551 01:34:55,805 --> 01:34:58,975 - Let me in. Marty, I'm me. I made it. - Marty, will you let Brad in? 1552 01:34:59,100 --> 01:35:01,269 Brad, shh. Keep him out. 1553 01:35:01,394 --> 01:35:03,854 - Has everybody lost their minds? - What is this shit? Come on. 1554 01:35:03,980 --> 01:35:06,774 - I put this together. I put this together! - I know it's tough. 1555 01:35:06,816 --> 01:35:08,943 Josh, I put this together. 1556 01:35:11,112 --> 01:35:13,948 Shania. 1557 01:35:13,990 --> 01:35:15,992 Shania! 1558 01:35:16,117 --> 01:35:18,828 - It's the new Miss Huckabees. - Sorry. I thought you were Shania. 1559 01:35:18,953 --> 01:35:22,290 Can I get your autograph, please? 1560 01:35:22,373 --> 01:35:24,834 These are still the old pictures. 1561 01:35:25,001 --> 01:35:27,545 This is a collector's item for sure. Thank you so much. 1562 01:35:32,133 --> 01:35:35,303 - What's this, Dawn? - Do you love me? 1563 01:35:37,013 --> 01:35:40,433 - I think so. - With the bonnet? 1564 01:35:42,184 --> 01:35:45,563 Uh... N... 1565 01:35:45,688 --> 01:35:47,690 It's over, Brad. 1566 01:35:47,815 --> 01:35:49,901 I had a fire and almost died, and he came. 1567 01:35:50,026 --> 01:35:53,029 And he almost died 'cause he cares about the same things. 1568 01:35:53,154 --> 01:35:56,449 - And that shows there's no nothing, even when you die. - It's okay. 1569 01:35:56,490 --> 01:36:00,202 And he likes the bonnet. 1570 01:36:00,328 --> 01:36:02,330 Excuse me. We have a V.I.P. Function here. 1571 01:36:02,455 --> 01:36:04,582 I need to ask you guys to leave, please. 1572 01:36:04,707 --> 01:36:07,335 The gentleman behind the bush, you have to leave, please. 1573 01:36:13,174 --> 01:36:18,763 One world. One store. Huckabees, the everything store. 1574 01:36:18,888 --> 01:36:22,642 Shopping, nature, together. 1575 01:36:35,196 --> 01:36:39,075 - Did they let you in to the benefit? - I didn't even try to get in. 1576 01:36:39,200 --> 01:36:42,119 Brad, I thought about chopping your head off with a machete many times. 1577 01:36:42,203 --> 01:36:44,789 I thought about hacking you up with an ax, Albert... 1578 01:36:44,914 --> 01:36:47,208 and smashing your face in with a baseball bat. 1579 01:36:47,250 --> 01:36:49,377 Eighteenth floor. 1580 01:36:51,504 --> 01:36:53,506 - You going up? - We're going down. 1581 01:36:53,547 --> 01:36:56,509 - Uh, no, I think you're going up. - Right you are. Come on in. 1582 01:36:56,634 --> 01:36:58,552 Ma'am. 1583 01:37:00,221 --> 01:37:02,682 - Oh... Uh. - MaryJane! 1584 01:37:02,765 --> 01:37:05,810 - Oh, at last. - How could you? 1585 01:37:05,935 --> 01:37:09,772 - How could you do that to us, you liar? - This is a win for us. Come on. 1586 01:37:09,855 --> 01:37:13,818 A Dexicorp mall in my grandfather's forest is not exactly a win. 1587 01:37:13,985 --> 01:37:16,988 And they've already started surveying to... to start construction. 1588 01:37:17,113 --> 01:37:19,115 - We saved the marsh. - By giving them the woods. 1589 01:37:19,282 --> 01:37:21,534 Are we going up or what? 1590 01:37:21,659 --> 01:37:24,412 All you did was make Huckabees look good. That's all you did. 1591 01:37:24,453 --> 01:37:26,706 Albert, how can you be calm? Did you hear what Brad did? 1592 01:37:26,831 --> 01:37:29,875 - I'm dealing with it. - Sit with me and Shania. You'll see this is a win for us. 1593 01:37:30,001 --> 01:37:32,837 - Shania doesn't give a shit! - Oh, Shania cares. 1594 01:37:32,962 --> 01:37:34,714 - Let's go! - Shania doesn't give a shit! 1595 01:37:34,839 --> 01:37:37,550 - We saved the marsh... - Fuck him! 1596 01:37:37,675 --> 01:37:40,803 - So you sold out the woods? - This new mall is going to be very eco-friendly. 1597 01:37:40,886 --> 01:37:43,806 I saved half the trees. Did I sell out the woods? 1598 01:37:43,889 --> 01:37:47,977 I don't know. I tried to do some good. You know, I saved half of'em. 1599 01:37:48,102 --> 01:37:51,147 - Brad, I torched yourJet Skis. 1600 01:37:51,314 --> 01:37:53,900 - And my house? - No, just yourJet Skis. 1601 01:37:54,025 --> 01:37:56,152 It spread to the house. I'm sorry. 1602 01:37:56,319 --> 01:37:58,613 Thirty-sixth floor. 1603 01:38:01,157 --> 01:38:03,159 - You guys going down? 1604 01:38:03,284 --> 01:38:05,202 Good. 1605 01:38:07,705 --> 01:38:09,707 Who is that? You or me? 1606 01:38:09,790 --> 01:38:12,752 Give me... 1607 01:38:12,793 --> 01:38:15,713 - Ow! 1608 01:38:15,796 --> 01:38:17,757 Give me that! 1609 01:38:26,015 --> 01:38:28,017 Hit the alarm. 1610 01:38:28,142 --> 01:38:30,770 - You're only smashing yourself, Brad! - Yeah. 1611 01:38:33,022 --> 01:38:35,733 And now I'm smashing myself! 1612 01:38:35,816 --> 01:38:37,777 Now I'm smashing myself! 1613 01:38:41,364 --> 01:38:43,658 - Stop it! - Twenty-first floor. 1614 01:38:43,741 --> 01:38:45,743 Shania. 1615 01:38:45,826 --> 01:38:49,080 Brad, do you realize when they destroy the woods... 1616 01:38:49,205 --> 01:38:52,541 - No, let me explain. - The average temperature of the marsh rises five degrees? 1617 01:38:52,667 --> 01:38:55,503 - The entire food chain is degraded, starting with frogs. - Let me explain. 1618 01:38:55,670 --> 01:38:58,339 Let me explain. Okay, but we saved half the woods. 1619 01:38:58,381 --> 01:39:01,550 I'm a vegetarian, Brad. I eat tofu tuna. 1620 01:39:01,676 --> 01:39:03,511 With the mayo, and you liked it! 1621 01:39:03,678 --> 01:39:06,222 Shania, I'm Albert. I used to run the Open Spaces Coalition. 1622 01:39:06,347 --> 01:39:09,475 - She knew my name. See? - So what if she knew your name? 1623 01:39:09,517 --> 01:39:11,519 I was only joking, man. Come on. 1624 01:39:13,813 --> 01:39:16,482 Yeah, okay, I'm caught up in that shit. 1625 01:39:16,524 --> 01:39:20,236 - So am I. That's how I bought into you. - Eighteenth floor. 1626 01:39:20,361 --> 01:39:24,282 Albert, we owe you an apology. We should've stayed with you. 1627 01:39:24,407 --> 01:39:26,951 Thanks, Angela. See you at the meeting on Tuesday. 1628 01:39:27,076 --> 01:39:29,245 We're gonna stop those bulldozers. 1629 01:39:31,247 --> 01:39:34,125 - Oh, my goodness. - I don't have a job. 1630 01:39:34,250 --> 01:39:36,586 I don't even know who I am. 1631 01:39:36,711 --> 01:39:39,171 That's exactly how I felt. 1632 01:39:40,548 --> 01:39:43,175 Try this lady. 1633 01:39:52,727 --> 01:39:55,021 Ah, here he comes! 1634 01:39:55,146 --> 01:39:59,984 - Oh, boy. - The man-poet who banged France's dark lady of philosophy. 1635 01:40:00,109 --> 01:40:03,446 The parking lot crusader of truth... 1636 01:40:03,571 --> 01:40:07,783 who turned his back on his other like a cold-blooded gangsta. 1637 01:40:07,909 --> 01:40:09,869 I know. 1638 01:40:09,994 --> 01:40:12,747 - You hurt my feelings. - I'm sorry. 1639 01:40:12,872 --> 01:40:16,751 - But you had to do it anyway, didn't ya? - She's a very powerful person. 1640 01:40:16,792 --> 01:40:19,462 - And I haven't been with a lot of women. - Obviously. 1641 01:40:19,629 --> 01:40:25,009 And she used me to teach us about the inevitability of human drama. 1642 01:40:25,134 --> 01:40:28,179 So? Is that where you get off the ride? 1643 01:40:28,304 --> 01:40:31,057 Hell no. 1644 01:40:31,182 --> 01:40:34,143 I didn't think so. 1645 01:40:34,227 --> 01:40:37,647 - Looks like you saw some truth. - Looks like you saw some truth. 1646 01:40:37,772 --> 01:40:41,192 - What'd you see? - Well, the interconnection thing is definitely for real. 1647 01:40:41,317 --> 01:40:44,528 - It is! I didn't think it was. - I can't believe it. It's so fantastic! 1648 01:40:44,654 --> 01:40:46,113 - That's amazing. - I know. 1649 01:40:46,239 --> 01:40:48,199 But it's also nothing special. 1650 01:40:48,324 --> 01:40:51,077 Yeah, because it grows from the manure of human trouble. 1651 01:40:51,202 --> 01:40:54,789 You see, the detectives, they just wanted to gloss right over that. 1652 01:40:54,956 --> 01:40:58,084 But in fact, no manure, no magic. 1653 01:40:58,125 --> 01:41:00,962 - Did you hear some of that? - Some of it sounds pretty good. 1654 01:41:01,045 --> 01:41:03,673 I think... 1655 01:41:03,798 --> 01:41:05,967 I think this case is closed. 1656 01:41:06,092 --> 01:41:08,094 Is it ever really closed? 1657 01:41:08,135 --> 01:41:11,138 Hmm. 1658 01:41:18,813 --> 01:41:23,276 - What are you doing tomorrow? - I was thinking about chaining myself to a bulldozer. 1659 01:41:23,359 --> 01:41:26,279 - Do you want to come? - What time? 1660 01:41:26,404 --> 01:41:29,365 Mm, 1:00, 1:30. 1661 01:41:29,448 --> 01:41:32,952 Sounds good. Should I bring my own chains? 1662 01:41:32,994 --> 01:41:34,996 We always do.