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♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪
-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪
-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪
-♪ Ah, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪
-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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[Bob reading]
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Nighttime over Athens,
the ancient world slumbers.
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But then the inky blackness of night
gives way to the golden morn.
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Apollo pulls his magnificent sun chariot
across the sky,
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bringing with it the start of another day,
another step--
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You're killin' me here
with this jibba-jabba.
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What's your name, baby?
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I am the narrator.
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Oh, come on! What's your name?
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-Bob.
-That's better.
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Now, Bob, the name of this show
is "Hercules," right?
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Well, yes.
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Then why are you talkin' about mankind?
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We want to here why this day is important
to the star of the show.
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Oh, well.
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Yeah, and speakin' of Hercules,
let's go meet him at the mall.
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♪ Hop in the chariot and come on down ♪
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♪ Where wall-to-wall shopping
and bargains abound ♪
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♪ There's lingerie and luggage ♪
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♪ And sandals galore ♪
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♪ Figs and fun and fashion
And so much more ♪
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♪ We'll save a sack of drachmas
on every trade ♪
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♪ There's plenty to adore-a ♪
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♪ We open with aurora ♪
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♪ Take the olive branch exit ♪
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♪ To the Agora arcade ♪
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Welcome, students, to internship week.
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Five days of immersion
into the real world of work,
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and a week off for the teachers.
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Wow! A week in the real world.
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I've often wondered
what that might be like.
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Yeah, well, keep wondering.
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Parentheses will give the "in crowd"
all the great jobs,
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and we'll end up enslaved
in humiliating drudgery as usual.
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Adonis, you pampered pup,
shall work for Panasonicles,
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the king of big screens.
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[all] Ooh!
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How fitting.
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I am royalty, you know.
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Well, off to,
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What's that word again? Work.
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[laughs]
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Cassandra, our little ray of sunshine,
shall staff the information booth.
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This isn't terrible.
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I don't hate this.
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Icarus, Zeus help us,
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you are going to work
at Aphrodite's Secret.
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[Icarus] This isn't terrible.
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I don't hate this.
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And finally, Hercules, spawn of Zeus,
shall report to Gyro Wurld.
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Aah!
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Ugh!
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Yes!
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I get to work at Hero World!
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[man] Not "hero," "Gyro" Wurld,
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-Home of the tasty lamb sandwich--
-Aah!
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Ugh!
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...where our slogan is...
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[sighs] "Make mine mutton."
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Yes! Ha ha!
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You're a natural! Ha ha ha!
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Now, let's go over the rules.
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You have rules?
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Of course!
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Gyro rules!
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Gyro rule number one,
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always wear your oven mitts.
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Gyro rule number five,
lift with your legs, not your back.
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Duh, yeah, like that!
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Ha ha!
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Mix the fig smoothies sundial-wise.
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[imitating] Not counter-sundial-wise.
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[Adonis] Oh, mutton boy!
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[sighs] Yes?
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"Yes"? Shouldn't you say, "sir"?
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Yes, "sir."
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Good boy.
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-Now, I believe I would like--
-[growls softly]
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[Adonis] Oops!
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[laughing]
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[laughing]
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Clumsy, clumsy.
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I hope your boss doesn't get mad
and lambaste you.
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Lamb, baste, I made a funny.
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[laughing]
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[laughing forcefully]
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Very funny!
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Oh, that's rich!
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Is something wrong, mutton boy?
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Speak up, now. Mustn't be sheepish.
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[laughter continues]
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Oh, stop it, sir!
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Aah!
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I can't take this anymore! I quit!
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Oh, don't quit.
That would be [bleating] bad.
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[laughter]
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So much for my week in the real world.
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Gaul-mart is right over there.
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Beware aisle five.
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The dark specter of death awaits you
in the husky-boys department.
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Have a nice day.
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-[gasps]
-[crying]
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Hey, Hercules!
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You on a break?
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Yeah, permanently.
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I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't have quit.
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You'd never just give up like that.
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You're darn tootin' I would!
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Father!
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You should have ditched that dead-end job
from the get-go.
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No son of mine is gonna sling mutton.
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It's humiliating.
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I'll see to it you get a job
worthy of your pedigree.
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[Hermes] All righty, we go!
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This emergency meeting
of the Council of the Gods
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will now come to order.
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OK, before we get to the biz at hand,
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let me lay the minutes
of our last meeting on you.
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[sighs]
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Well, Poseidon suggested Zeus
level an earthquake on Macedonia.
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Ha! Nutty Poseidon.
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Cat is too much.
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Zeus promised to form a committee to--
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All right, Hermes, that's enough.
Let's get down to bronze tacks.
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I called this meeting
for a very important reason,
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Hercules needs a job.
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[Hera] Darling...
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maybe Hercules should go back
to his assigned job at the Agora.
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Nonsense!
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My son deserves better.
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[Hades] Look no further!
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Hey, send the little semi-god down my way.
I'm always looking for new working stiffs.
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[chuckles] I am, though.
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Hercules in the underworld?
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Ha! I'd rather see the boy
back in the fast-food joint.
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Ha! [sighs]
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But it's OK for your little brother,
isn't it?
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Come on! Ha! Don't be a big baby.
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Ugh! Kidding, I'm just kidding.
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I wouldn't dream of selling your
precious son's chiton in the underworld.
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Got a hot spot reserved
for you, though, you,
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A job for my son.
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Hmm.
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Oh, this is a poser.
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Wait a moment.
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Son...sun!
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Ha!
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Apollo, why don't you let Hercules
drive your sun buggy for a week?
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[groans]
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Hercules drive my solar chariot?
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Ha ha ha! I knew you'd volunteer.
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But the sun--
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He'd love to do it!
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Bro, that is a stroke of
divine inspiration!
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I know I'm inspired.
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What a scheme!
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Hercules is put in charge of the sun.
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We steal it from the kid,
make him look bad, make Zeus look worse,
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Instigate a little, you know,
no-confidence vote,
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and ba-da bing! Zeus gets dumped!
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It is brilliant! Is this brilliant?
Come on, it's brilliant.
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[squeaking]
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Uh, were you talkin' to us?
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Just steal the sun from Hercules, OK?
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You think you can do that
one little thing for me? Do you? Come on.
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Now, go. Get up in that sky pronto! Go on!
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[both] Does that mean...
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[sighs] Yes, you can take the harpies. Go!
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[together] We're gonna ride the harpies!
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We're gonna ride the harpies!
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Now be careful.
She slips going into third sometimes.
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Oh, yes, sir.
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If it makes you happy,
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I'll assume full responsibility
for his actions.
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Apollo, sir, I assure you,
you have nothing to worry about.
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-[horses whinny]
-Whoa!
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See you later!
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And don't forget to...
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Have a good time.
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Attaboy! Give them heaven, son!
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Ha! "Give them heaven!"
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[laughing] That's a good one.
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[Adonis]
Oh, this working man's life is stressful.
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Perhaps I shall give it up
and quit like that loser Hercules.
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[Hercules] Whoo-hoo! Adonis!
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How's this for a job?
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Yah-haa! This is great!
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Target acquired and vectored in.
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What's the matter, Adonis,
thrown for a loop?
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Whoa!
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What? Whoa!
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Ha ha! There's our chance!
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Sun, come to papa.
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Take it easy, Herc.
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No harm done. No!
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[horses whinny]
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Aah!
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[roars]
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[laughing]
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-Yoo-hoo!
-Yippee!
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Yeah!
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Oh, no!
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Aah!
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[horses whinny]
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Ugh!
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Ugh! Oh! Ugh!
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This has been a very bad...
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[owl hoots]
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...day.
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Herc was in some bad shape now.
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[Bob] Oh, excuse me, ladies.
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Bob here.
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What's the matter with you, Bob?
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Can't you see my girl's waxing tragic
about our Hercules?
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Yes, but what about the rest of the world?
They're suffering, too.
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You mean the whole world's
in a powerful funk,
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and they're all feeling down in the dumps?
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Well, maybe not in those words.
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Ooh! All right, then!
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It's time for this lady to sing the blues!
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♪ Since the light went away ♪
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♪ It's like night every day ♪
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♪ All of Athens is dazed and confused ♪
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♪ The crops and flowers won't grow ♪
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♪ And the roosters can't crow ♪
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♪ And Phil's got ♪
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♪ The "How am I supposed to
read the news?" blues ♪
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♪ Pillagers storm the Agora ♪
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[sheep bleating]
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♪ Villagers scatter and screech ♪
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♪ They're robbin' them blind ♪
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♪ The whole town's in a bind ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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Everybody was miserable. Mmm.
263
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Well, not everybody.
264
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[saxophone plays]
265
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[slurping]
266
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This...is the afterlife.
267
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[man] Oh, yeah!
268
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[man 2] Look at all this stuff!
269
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[Scottish accent]
i feel like a kid in a candy store!
270
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Whoa!
271
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Oh, look at all.
272
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[people screaming]
273
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There are several stores
that haven't been looted over there.
274
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You have my gratitude, lassie.
275
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Perhaps I'll spare your wee life.
276
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Thank you. Happy pillaging.
277
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Come on, lads!
If we break it, we bought it!
278
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Follow me, boys!
279
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Aah!
280
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[growls]
281
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[man] Aah!
282
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Cassandra, what's going on here?
283
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-Whoa!
-I'm doing my job...
284
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And getting to watch
some really neat destruction.
285
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,959
Oh, no! This is all my fault!
286
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[Icarus] Unhand those underthings, vandal!
287
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I don't see anything I like.
288
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Slay me if you must,
but leave this quality lingerie alone!
289
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[grunting]
290
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[screams]
291
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Icarus, what are you doing?
292
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Ugh! Ugh!
293
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I'm doing my duty as an intern
by completing my assignment
294
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and protecting my temporary workspace.
295
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Plus, I get to touch
all the frilly things!
296
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That's what I should have done.
297
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Touch frilly things?
298
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Aaah!
299
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No!
300
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,500
If only I'd stuck with my job
at Gyro Wurld,
301
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I never would have driven the sun chariot
in the first place,
302
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and none of this would have happened.
303
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[all screaming]
304
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How should I know where the sun is?
You think I'm omniscient or something?
305
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[all] Yes.
306
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Ooh, they've got you there, big guy.
307
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Look, I'm sure my son
has a good explanation for all this,
308
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if I could only find him.
309
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[Hades] Tsk. Tsk.
310
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You know, losing one son,
I gotta tell you, it's tragic enough.
311
00:13:58,625 --> 00:14:02,000
But to lose two "sons,"
now that's some real bad hoodoo.
312
00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:03,208
Heh heh!
313
00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:07,125
Hey, you look different.
Did you change your hair or--
314
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,417
You know, and the worst part is
how this makes you look, bro.
315
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I mean, nepotism.
You know, gross negligence.
316
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I don't want to say
that you're falling down on the job,
317
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but, hey, timber!
318
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[Hades chuckles]
319
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You know, I wouldn't be surprised
320
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if these guys
called for a no-confidence vote
321
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and put some, you know, deserving god up
as a replacement for you.
322
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-You know, some guy like, uh--
-A replacement?
323
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-You--
-Thank you!
324
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Yes, thank you!
I humbly accept the nomination.
325
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Forget it, Hades.
I'm Zeus, lord of Olympus,
326
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and my fellow gods
would never vote to unseat me, right?
327
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-[scattered mumble]
-[softly] Ha, ha.
328
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All right, enough chitchat.
Let's rock the vote!
329
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[snoring]
330
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[sighing] Oh, I blew it.
331
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I'll never be a hero.
332
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Oh!
333
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Herc, do you see the light?
334
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Yes, I realize my mistake, OK?
335
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How many times do I have to say it?
336
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No. Do you see the light?
337
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Hey! That's a shaft of light!
338
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The sun must be in the underworld!
339
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You don't say.
340
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Icarus, I am going to get that sun back
341
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and restore it to the sky,
where it belongs.
342
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And I'm goin' with you right to the sun!
343
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Right to the underworld! Right to Hades!
344
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What am I saying?
345
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[sheep bleating]
346
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[Bob]
To liberate the sun from the underworld,
347
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Hercules knew he would need
an awesome array of weapons...
348
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...and a catchy slogan.
349
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"Make mine mutton."
350
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[Icarus] Get your ice-cold fig smoothies!
351
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Ooh! That's refreshing!
352
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[moaning] Hello, there.
353
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[slurping]
354
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Refill?
355
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Oh! Oh, I couldn't.
356
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All things in moderation.
357
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Well, uh, maybe one more.
358
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[burps] OK, top me off.
359
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:50,667
You know, you're lookin' at
two pretty important minions.
360
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[slurping]
361
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You got that right.
362
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[slurping]
363
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You see, at this very moment,
364
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our boss is kicking old man Zeus
off Olympus
365
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for letting his lame-o kid lose the sun.
Ha!
366
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:08,000
Oh, no!
367
00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:09,791
[laughing]
368
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:16,165
[laughs]
369
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,208
Hey!
370
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:19,916
Leave that alone!
371
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,500
Who do you think you are anyway?
372
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[both exclaiming] Hercules!
373
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Oh, curse you and your infernal disguises.
374
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:34,750
This lame-o is returning the sun
to its rightful place.
375
00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:38,083
I think we may have spoken out of turn.
376
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,750
Come on, Herc. You can do it.
377
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Just remember your training.
378
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Gyro rule number one,
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always wear your oven mitts.
380
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-[grunting]
-[chains rattling]
381
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[grunting]
382
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[grunting]
383
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Lift with your legs, not your back.
384
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[Hercules grunting]
385
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I, Hera, even though I warned him,
386
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vote for my husband, Zeus.
387
00:18:16,959 --> 00:18:18,375
Yeah, dig it!
388
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:20,542
[murmuring]
389
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,834
OK, she's his wife. That's a gimme, OK?
390
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:26,083
But, come on!
391
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:28,750
None of you other gods are gonna vote
for Johnny Nepotism here, right?
392
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:31,542
I mean, the guy
can't even keep track of the sun.
393
00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:33,166
Now, come on. Who's with me?
394
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I, Hephaestus, God of the Forge,
395
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must regretfully vote for Hades.
396
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,375
Yeah, Hephaestus!
397
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:43,834
Excuse me, "regretfully"?
398
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,083
[straining] Must get sun...
399
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,750
back in...sky.
400
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,750
We have a tie!
401
00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:59,875
It's any god's game now.
Oh, but wait, who decides?
402
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:02,583
Hey, the deciding vote.
Why it's-- Let's see. Let's see.
403
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:05,500
It is, it is, it's Apollo!
404
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:07,250
God of the...
405
00:19:07,709 --> 00:19:09,041
Blank.
406
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,667
Well, Mr. "Please don't take
my sunshine away,"
407
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I guess we know who
you are voting for, don't we, babe?
408
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,333
I don't know.
409
00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:18,834
What?
410
00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:20,500
What? I need a little time to think.
411
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:22,500
How could you? What is it you want, huh?
412
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:26,250
Vote for me, and I tell you what,
I'll make you the god of anything.
413
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,166
God of war, huh?
414
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,667
You like that? You got it.
415
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,166
You lookin' for a little piece
of the love-god action thing?
416
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,125
Boom. Done. You're a love god.
417
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:35,458
But take your time. Go ahead.
I got all night.
418
00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:39,917
Come on! Vote already!
419
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:42,834
[Hercules grunts]
420
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,500
Hercules!
421
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:47,250
Oh! Ugh!
422
00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:53,208
Herc, you got to get out of there!
423
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:55,792
You can't have more than ten seconds
424
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:59,458
before the whole thing
blows sky high, baby!
425
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:00,959
That's what I'm counting on!
426
00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:05,542
OK, I'm gonna give you, what, 10 seconds,
427
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:07,125
and then you got to vote.
428
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:09,834
You got to vote! OK, 10...
429
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,458
[chuckles] 9...
430
00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:13,542
[Icarus] Eight,
431
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:14,583
seven...
432
00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:15,500
six...
433
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:16,500
Five...
434
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,250
four,
435
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,250
three...
436
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:21,792
Two, one.
437
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:23,291
[Icarus crying]
438
00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:29,959
[screaming]
439
00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:33,917
I, Apollo, must regretfully cast
my vote...
440
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,417
Again with the "regretfully."
am I that bad of a guy?
441
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,375
...for the new lord of Olympus...
442
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:42,375
[exclaims]
443
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,375
Whoa!
444
00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:56,792
Ugh!
445
00:20:57,667 --> 00:21:00,041
Father, I'm sorry i,
446
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,917
No need to explain, son.
447
00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:04,458
Go on.
448
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:09,125
Uh, I'm sorry I got you into this,
449
00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:10,959
and I'm proud of you.
450
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,333
[sighs]
451
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:14,291
[Hades] Proud? Proud of him?
452
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:17,458
You hear that? What?
He's proud of his little sun-loser!
453
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:20,834
I demand that you name me lord of--
454
00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:22,125
[minion] Your morbidness!
455
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:23,583
Sir!
456
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:26,542
Hercules stole back the sun!
457
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,709
Yeah, but... [chuckles nervously]
458
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,375
Well, no harm, no foul, right?
[chuckles awkwardly]
459
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,667
But wasn't this an interesting
experiment in democracy?
460
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,041
Really, folks, huh?
461
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:39,500
Zeus, come on, babe.
462
00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:41,625
No, don't do anything rash,
463
00:21:41,709 --> 00:21:45,250
'cause I'm, I'm your baby brother.
I'm your little kid brother. [chuckles]
464
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:47,083
Remember those games we used to play?
465
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:49,834
How about this one?
"Run away as fast as you can."
466
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[explosion]
467
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:53,792
[Hades screaming]
468
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,250
[Bob] And, so, with the sun restored
to the firmament,
469
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:01,375
life returned to normal.
470
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:04,625
As word of Hercules' deeds spread,
471
00:22:04,709 --> 00:22:07,625
the grateful people of Athens
found inspiration in him.
472
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,542
For they knew that if the forces
of darkness ever threatened again,
473
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:16,166
they need only remember
these heroic words...
474
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[all] Make mine mutton!
475
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[theme music playing]