1 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,760 BETH: 'There's a psychological equation. 2 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:15,520 'It says that attraction plus an obstacle equals excitement. 3 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:20,076 'But what happens if the attraction is too strong, 4 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:22,996 'if the obstacles are too great? 5 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,680 'What then? Do you threaten everything?' 6 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,516 PHONE BUZZES 7 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:35,676 Hiya. 8 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:37,476 NEIL: 'Beth, can you move your car, please?' 9 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:39,836 Oh, God, Neil, I'll be off in two minutes. 10 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,996 Can you leave it on the road? 'I need to get tools out. 11 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,796 'Hurry up. There's a pint with my name on it.' 12 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,196 Mum, could you give me and Jess a lift to her house? 13 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,676 Ollie, you remember where I'm going today, don't you? 14 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:51,036 Oh. Yeah. 15 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,236 It's like a minute out of your way. Fine. 16 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,320 Thanks, Mum. Jess, we're going. 17 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:59,596 Have you done your homework? Does it look like my homework? 18 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,276 No. I was being annoying. 19 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,276 Get that French done by the time I'm back. 20 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,960 I hope it goes all right. Thanks, sweetheart. 21 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:10,196 PHONE BUZZES Oh, God. 22 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,156 Yeah, I'm coming. Oliver! Yeah, yeah. 23 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,716 No, don't "yeah, yeah" me. 24 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,360 I have to go now! Yeah, yeah! 25 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:20,036 How many times? 26 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:21,916 It's just easy if I'm going out after. 27 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:24,476 Why? Where you going? I'm going to see Ally. 28 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:27,236 I've got to meet Dave. Oh, yeah. Yeah, sorry. 29 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:29,196 Just make sure Frankie does her French homework 30 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,436 before you go to the pub, yeah? 31 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:32,756 Si, senora. That's Spanish. 32 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,396 Arrivederci. Where you off? 33 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,636 Jess's. Hiya, Neil. 34 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,000 You all right? 35 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:42,636 Thanks for this, Beth. No problem. What's in the bag? 36 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:45,400 Footy boots. We might be going to the common to meet the others. 37 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,116 Beth, has Ollie mentioned about Mum's birthday party? 38 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:54,956 Oh, yeah, sorry. I'll chat to Neil. 39 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:57,156 It's been a bit of a funny time. 40 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:00,236 It's Saturday, isn't it? Yeah. It's at our place. 41 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:03,076 No big deal, but Mum and Dad would love to meet you. 42 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:06,476 Well, I'll definitely try and come, even if it's just for one or two. 43 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:07,920 Yeah. BETH CHUCKLES SOFTLY 44 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,800 Mwah. Thanks, Mum. Thanks, Beth. 45 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,440 CAR DOORS CLOSE 46 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:31,280 "Hope it goes OK, Mum." "Thanks, son." 47 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,480 PHONE RINGS 48 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:39,876 Hiya. 49 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,476 'Mum, I've left my footy boots in the car, you need to come back.' 50 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,236 Oh, Ollie, for God's sake! 51 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:47,116 'Can you just swing back?' Fine. 52 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,000 THUD, BRAKES SQUEAL 53 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,156 Oh, shit! BETH GASPS 54 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,196 SEATBELT UNBUCKLES, SHE BREATHES HEAVILY 55 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:57,396 Shit. Shit. Shit. MAN GROANS 56 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:00,676 Oh, God. Oh, I am so sorry! 57 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,756 What were you doing? 58 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,116 I just didn't see you. Are you OK? No. My wrist! 59 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,476 Oh... I think that's broken. 60 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,276 It could not be. It could just be bruising. 61 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:10,756 I'm a doctor. 62 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,240 Right, well, it probably is, then. 63 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,076 OK, I can take you to the hospital. 64 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,636 Right, this might fit in the back, actually. 65 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,516 No, I don't think it will. 66 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,876 Erm... Shall I drive you home? 67 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,636 No, my wife won't be home yet. 68 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,116 I need to go to AandE. Can you take me? 69 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,716 Right, yeah, course. 70 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,036 Oh, just... hang on a sec. 71 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,236 PHONE DIALLING Yeah, Ollie, I've had an accident. 72 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,916 I've knocked a man off his bike just up the road. 73 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:38,516 Yeah, I've got to take him to hospital. 74 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,356 Can you and Jess come and pick up his bike? 75 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,636 Yeah. OK. 76 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,436 My son and his girlfriend are going to pick up your bike. 77 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,636 Ollie and Jess? Yeah. 78 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,556 Ollie Brookes? Yeah. 79 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,676 Are you his mother? Yeah? 80 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,120 HE CHUCKLES 81 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:56,960 I'm Tom, Jess's dad. 82 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,760 Oh. Right. 83 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,480 Yeah, I knocked off Jess's dad. 84 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:12,116 MUSIC PLAYS OVER RADIO 85 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:15,596 Oh, God, I feel so bad. Are you gonna be able to work? 86 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,636 Yeah, mostly. I'm a GP. 87 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:20,160 Well, good job you're not a heart surgeon. 88 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,516 The hazards of being a cyclist. 89 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,436 You'd be surprised how many appalling drivers there are. 90 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,396 It was Ollie's fault! 91 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,996 He left his trainers in the back, 92 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,116 and then he calls me and asks me to take them, 93 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,636 and I swing round, and there you are. 94 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,756 There I am. Mm. 95 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:40,636 Well, these are not the circumstances I would have chosen, 96 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,360 but, erm... hello! Hello. 97 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,476 Look, I'm... I'm really sorry, 98 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:53,036 but when we collided, I was on my way to meet someone. 99 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,476 Do you mind if I just make a quick call, tell them I'll be late? 100 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:56,556 Yeah, no, of course. 101 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,916 Beth, if you need to go somewhere or do something... 102 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,436 No, I am taking you to the hospital, and I'm gonna wait with you, 103 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:02,920 and then I'll drive you home. 104 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,640 Shall I do that? You can... Road? 105 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,596 What's...? Well, who is it? 106 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,676 It's... Dickhead Dave. 107 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,556 Dickhead Dave? Yeah. 108 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:19,356 OK. Well, there's Cockhead Colin. 109 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:22,116 Bit worried about giving you my phone number. 110 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,836 No, you'd just be Tom, brackets, Jess's dad. 111 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:26,556 Would I? 112 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,236 There he is, good old Dickhead Dave. 113 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,676 RADIO STOPS, PHONE DIALS 114 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,716 DAVE, ON VOICEMAIL: 'This is Dave. Time is money, so keep it brief.' 115 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,316 'At the tone, please rec...' SHE HANGS UP 116 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:38,916 Can see why you gave him that nickname. 117 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,720 THEY CHUCKLE 118 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,320 OK. Thank you. 119 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,556 What they saying? 120 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,836 Yeah, it's gonna be hours for the X-ray, but... 121 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:51,276 Oh, shit. Sorry. 122 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:54,076 I'll get me triaged in a minute to get some drugs for the pain. 123 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,480 How are you doing, pain-wise? Yeah, it's great, thanks (!) 124 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:00,996 No, it's, erm... It's pretty bad. 125 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,636 But I'm firming it, as the kids say. Is that what they say? 126 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,960 Yeah, that's what they say. Yeah, firming it. 127 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:11,236 Go, Beth, honestly. I don't know how long it's gonna be. 128 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,800 But I feel responsible. Well, you are. 129 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:21,436 They're cute together, aren't they? Ollie and Jess? 130 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,800 They've been bending your ear about this Blackpool trip? 131 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,396 Blackpool? Ooh, I guess not. 132 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,716 No, go on. Blackpool. What? No, I'm saying nothing. 133 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,316 No, just tell me what it is. You can't do that face and not tell me. 134 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,116 Tell me! I'm saying nothing. 135 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,316 Hannah will know about that. 136 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,440 I'll be the last to find out. You know what it's like. 137 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,440 Can I get you a drink? 138 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,360 Mmm! 139 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:02,076 Well, I guess I should, erm... 140 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,476 Hm. 141 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,280 Oh, shit! 142 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,320 HE CHUCKLES Sorry. 143 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:19,080 Mmm, medicine! SHE CHUCKLES 144 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,916 Do you think that they've, erm...? 145 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:31,196 What? You know... 146 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,116 You mean...? Yeah. 147 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,116 Er, yeah, probably. Really? 148 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:36,556 Yeah, of course. What do you think? 149 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,476 Yes! Oh, my God. 150 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,276 We're gonna be Grandma and Grandad. Stop it. 151 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,000 No, but we are. Stop it! 152 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,360 NURSE: Thomas Kirkman? Oh, yes, that's me. Thank you. 153 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:52,916 You go. It's gonna be ages. 154 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,396 Well, I'll come back and pick you up. 155 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,596 I'll get your number from Jess. I am really sorry. 156 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,960 I know. 157 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,116 It's OK, you can leave us. 158 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,840 I'll be in the office if you need me. 159 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,516 HE BREATHES SHAKILY 160 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:44,440 I need to get out of here. Dave, it's... 161 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:51,036 I've been inside of her, Beth, inside of that body. 162 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:54,080 WHISPERS: And now she's just... lay there. 163 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,480 This is sending me to a bad place. I can't do it. 164 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:07,036 BETH SIGHS 165 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,480 SHE CHUCKLES SOFTLY 166 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:18,440 Sorry about Dave. 167 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:24,040 He's still a dickhead. SHE CHUCKLES SOFTLY 168 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,520 TEARFULLY: I'm sorry you wasted your life with him. 169 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,440 I really miss you. 170 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,000 DOOR OPENS 171 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,400 Sorry about that. 172 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,160 Look, I know this is a bit awkward. 173 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,200 You're the executor of her will. 174 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:18,200 I just want to say that I-I don't want anything. 175 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:21,960 Just the house. 176 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:26,680 The house? 177 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,316 Come on, Beth. 178 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,436 I practically gave her that house in the separation, 179 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,556 which was fine when she was alive, but now she's dead. 180 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:34,796 Bye, Dave. 181 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,316 The mortgage isn't even paid off. What are you gonna do with it? 182 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,876 SHE SIGHS Hey. Look. 183 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,236 I think she wanted me to have it. 184 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,716 Sure, that's why she went to the trouble of changing her will 185 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,720 cos she was still so fond of you (!) 186 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:49,076 Don't you think I don't feel the blame? 187 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,076 I leave her after 15 years of marriage, 188 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,836 and then a few months later, she drops dead. 189 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:56,240 People are gonna look at me and go, "He did that to her." 190 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,000 Fuck off, Dave. 191 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,440 Urgh! 192 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,600 BAG UNZIPS Shit. 193 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,796 PHONE DIALLING 194 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,796 OLLIE: 'Hi, Mum.' Hiya. Are you still with Jess? 195 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,556 'Yeah. Her dad's fine.' 196 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:21,476 Right, I have to go and pick him up. I need his number. 197 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,796 Nah, there's no need. 198 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,080 Jess's mum's gone. She'll be already there. 199 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:30,116 Oh, right, OK. Well, never mind. 'Mad you knocked over her dad.' 200 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:33,556 'Yeah, isn't it?' Did you like him? 201 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,360 Yeah. Yeah, I did. 202 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:39,560 I really liked him. 203 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:51,640 Oh, Tom... 204 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:56,876 That bike. It scares the life out of me. 205 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:00,116 Three accidents in 12 years? Statistically, that is very safe. 206 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,236 Well, I will quote that stat at your funeral. 207 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,280 Hey, what was Ollie's mum like? 208 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,560 Yeah, she's nice. Nice? 209 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,356 What was she - loud or quiet? 210 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,876 Was she funny? Serious? I've no idea. 211 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,556 You have an opinion on everyone, Tom. 212 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:17,920 I have an opinion on her driving. 213 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,600 Is she attractive? 214 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,236 Yeah. HANNAH SCOFFS 215 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,636 I mean, in that obvious kind of way, you know. 216 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:28,196 They still haven't said if they're coming to my birthday party. 217 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,676 Well, does it matter? Well, it's courtesy, isn't it? 218 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,996 I mean, Ollie is a lovely lad, but... 219 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,200 I get the impression they're pretty chaotic. 220 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,000 Yeah. 221 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,440 How was it - crematorium? 222 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,000 Chapel of rest, that's what they call it. 223 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,636 Basically just a back room 224 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,560 with some candles and a picture of Jesus in it. 225 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:03,076 Looked like it should have had a kettle and some brooms. 226 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,520 NEIL SCOFFS 227 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,280 She didn't look like herself. 228 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,280 But then I suppose she wouldn't, would she? 229 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:27,000 She had all these... plans, you know. 230 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,960 It's not been the best time for us, has it? 231 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:34,800 With this. 232 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,800 And all my shit. 233 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,160 HE SIGHS 234 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,520 We'll get through it. 235 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,356 'That's great work, ladies. 236 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,236 'That's it. We're getting up nice and high. 237 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,676 'Hi there. We just had our first class. 238 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,876 'We could just be doing this at home, OK? 239 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:19,916 'Come to our class on a Wednesday! Say hi, guys!' 240 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,956 HANNAH: Tom? Yeah? 241 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,756 Are you listening to music? No, it's... 242 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:27,956 Yeah, I mean, no, it's a silly... 243 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,076 It's a silly WhatsApp thing from Ian. 244 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,600 Oh, OK. Erm... 245 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,116 I'm gonna go to bed. Yeah, yeah, I'll be a sec. 246 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,360 Don't be long. 247 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,240 PHONE CHIMES 248 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,280 SHE SIGHS 249 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,040 BERNARD: Good morning. 250 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,680 Boys, walk, please. Do not run. 251 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,716 Morning, Bernard. It's "sir". 252 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,756 Sorry, Bernard. THEY LAUGH 253 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:49,076 If eyes could kill. THEY LAUGH 254 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,476 So, how was the big date? Oh, terrible. 255 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:55,236 Honestly, Beth, he was sending me all these filthy messages online, 256 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,796 and then when we finally meet up, he's wearing a tank top and brogues. 257 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,396 Oh, Mrs Brookes. Can I have a word? 258 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,636 Sure. It's Oliver. 259 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,360 I need you to speak to him. He keeps calling me Bernard. 260 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,956 Right. You see, I let it go at first, 261 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,076 but now others have started doing it. 262 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:14,196 I was in the Co-op the other day, and two Year 10s said it. 263 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,396 Do your tie up, please. Right. Well, that... that sounds... 264 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,556 You see, we don't have names, Mrs Brookes. 265 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,836 We are Sir or Miss, and that is right and proper. 266 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:23,916 It's the way it is. 267 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,680 I'll have a word with him. Thank you. 268 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,116 THEY SNICKER Oh, and, erm... 269 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:33,356 Oh, I see. Funny, is it? No, not funny at all. 270 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,156 You'd think you'd want your son on the straight and narrow 271 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,836 with your husband facing jail. 272 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,756 WHISPERS: How'd you...? You what? 273 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,556 You heard. How do you know that? 274 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,596 Remove your hands, Mrs Brookes. 275 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,596 Don't you dare mention that in this school. I said remove your hand. 276 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,956 Keep your nose out of my business. 277 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,236 If Oliver uses my name again, 278 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,240 then I will be going to the head about his suspension, OK? Thank you. 279 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,400 Mr Brookes? Yeah. 280 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,796 I've had a look online, and... 281 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:15,436 ABH doesn't always get a prison sentence, does it, so...? 282 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,276 It doesn't, but it can do. 283 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:21,596 And much of what determines that is down to intention. 284 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,476 Now, there are several defences available, 285 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,516 but the most compelling is the use of reasonable force 286 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,036 to defend yourself. 287 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:34,680 Problem for us is making the case that what you did was reasonable. 288 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,196 SHE MOUTHS 289 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,916 KNOCK ON DOOR, HE MOUTHS 290 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,836 Yeah, hold on a second, please. 291 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,436 No, no, it's... it's not your patient. 292 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,960 It's... It's Beth. 293 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,600 Oh, hello. Hiya. Erm... 294 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,036 You left this in my car. 295 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:23,040 I was on lunch, so I just thought I'd drop it round. 296 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,476 You didn't have to do that. 297 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,236 You could've given it to Ollie to drop back. 298 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,716 Oh, erm... 299 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:32,040 Well, I was just still feeling so bad, you know, so... 300 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,556 How...? How is your hand? 301 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,236 Oh, yeah, it's better than I thought. 302 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,796 It's a hairline fracture. 303 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:41,320 Told you it weren't broken. LAUGHING: Yeah. You did. 304 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,756 Thank you. That's sweet of you to come and check on me. 305 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:50,360 Us future grandparents need to stick together. Yeah. 306 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:58,636 PHONE RINGS 307 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,596 Oh, erm... 308 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,436 Unfortunately, I'd love you to stay, 309 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:07,036 but I'm pretty sure you don't wanna see what Mr Galbury has to show me. 310 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,240 No, I... I definitely don't. You definitely don't. 311 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,560 See you later. 312 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,720 DOOR CLOSES 313 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,120 I'm fucked. I have fucked myself. 314 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,800 This is karma, this is, for... 315 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,520 Who is she? Her name's Alicia. 316 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,760 She's a PA at work. 317 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,120 Whose PA? 318 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,836 No? 319 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,676 UNDER BREATH: Oh, for fuck's sake. 320 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,640 How old? 29. 321 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,600 I know. You don't have to say it. Twat. 322 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,716 This is next-level, Tom. This is life ruined. 323 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,600 How many weeks... pregnant is she? 324 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,116 Ten weeks. 325 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,676 If I... 326 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,316 If I tell Leah, that's it, innit? 327 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,636 Marriage, kids, the house. 328 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,480 Yeah. 329 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,200 I've become him, haven't I? 330 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,920 I have become our father. 331 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,360 And we know the fucking devastation he left. 332 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,356 MUSIC: 'Empiqueta' by The Vteam 333 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,640 Go! 334 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,276 And now bigger movements! 335 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,556 On the legs! 336 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,356 MUSIC FADES 337 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,040 And now bigger! 338 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,720 SHE SIGHS 339 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,240 PHONE CHIMES 340 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,276 THUMP ON WINDOW Fuck. 341 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,520 Going snooker. 342 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:53,800 Hello? 343 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,800 I'm home. Hey. 344 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,236 What are you watching? Cats slipping on ice. 345 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,680 THEY CHUCKLE 346 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,636 You need to stop calling Mr Wainwright "Bernard". 347 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,000 What? He's come squealing to you? 348 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,116 He's talking suspension. He won't do that. 349 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:36,520 Well, I know him better than you. Trust me, he would. 350 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,640 Night. I'm not going bed yet. 351 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,996 Do you remember when we used to talk? 352 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,040 What? 353 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,200 When you were little, you'd ask me all these questions, like... 354 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:15,476 "Why do camels have humps?" And "What are rainbows for?" 355 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,436 And I'd try and answer, and you'd say, 356 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,996 "But why, Mummy? Why?" 357 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,836 PHONE BUZZES 358 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:27,440 Don't, please. Please don't. 359 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,476 Then I'd get home, and we'd... 360 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,076 we'd cuddle up on the couch and chat, 361 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,396 and we'd be all silly together. 362 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,636 I mean, I was... I was little then. 363 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,240 But you're little now. 364 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:49,120 I just... I worry that... 365 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,516 you and Frankie, 366 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:57,916 with your head in them things all day, we don't talk any more. 367 00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,000 We do. 368 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,116 We talk about how much we use our phones. 369 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:04,196 SHE LAUGHS What? What? 370 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,360 SHE GROANS LAUGHING: What? 371 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,476 Look, I know... 372 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:18,636 I know that things have been a bit heavy recently for me and your dad, 373 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:23,516 but I want you to know that... I don't want you to worry, OK? 374 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,920 We're fine. 375 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:29,160 And if you are worried, you or Frankie... 376 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,080 please just talk to us, yeah? 377 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:35,840 Yeah. 378 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:40,116 I love you. No, no, no... 379 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,596 HE GROANS No, no... 380 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,760 I love you. God. 381 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,240 And we'll go to that party, yeah? For Jess's mum. 382 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,440 Be fun. Let our hair down. 383 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,200 Nice. You'll tell her, will you? 384 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,320 Dad, why do I have to come? 385 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:21,200 Because, my gorgeous girl, if I'm suffering, you're suffering. 386 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:23,800 Finally! 387 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,636 You wearing that? 388 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,636 No, I'm just trying it on for a future occasion (!) 389 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,316 What's wrong with it? 390 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,036 Garden party with the Bollinger brigade? 391 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,316 Oh, it's too much. I knew it. 392 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,716 Oh, no, no. You look good. Let's just... just go. 393 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,076 Just grab a bottle of wine, and not that cheap stuff. 394 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,156 MUSIC: 'Love At First Sight' by Kylie Minogue 395 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:47,396 ♪ Thought that I was going crazy Just having one of those days, yeah 396 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:51,796 ♪ Didn't know what to do 397 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,916 ♪ Then there was you 398 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,796 ♪ And everything went From wrong to right... ♪ 399 00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,716 Oh, God. 400 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,156 All hummus and the price of skiing holidays. 401 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,636 If they start playing jazz, I'm out of here. 402 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,876 Shut up. 403 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,636 JESS: Ollie's parents are here. Ollie, hi! 404 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,476 Hi. OLLIE: Hiya. 405 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,240 Ollie! You came. Hiya. 406 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,276 Hiya, I'm Beth. Hi. 407 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,120 You all right? Neil. 408 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,556 This is Frankie. Oh, hi, Frankie. 409 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,516 And this is Tom, obviously... already met. 410 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,596 Yeah, I'm so sorry for breaking your husband. 411 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,356 THEY CHUCKLE 412 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,316 Wanking hand as well. Nightmare. 413 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,516 I once trapped my thumb between two flags - doubled in size. 414 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,636 For six weeks, I had to learn the left hand. 415 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:35,756 CHUCKLING 416 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,716 Can you stop talking, please? What? You don't mind, do you? 417 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,556 HE MOUTHS Er... 418 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,516 How is it we're just meeting when these two are inseparable? 419 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,836 Oh, Beth, while you're here, 420 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,916 maybe we could talk to Mum about going to Blackpool? 421 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,276 Jess, come on, you know my feelings about this. 422 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,876 Yeah, but Beth and Neil are fine with it. 423 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,836 Yeah, but it has to be OK with your mum and dad. 424 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,356 Yeah, we'd rather not. 425 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,836 It's a long way, and anything can happen. 426 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,476 You can't go. Shut it. 427 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,836 Right, you two, stop it. Can you two stop it, please? 428 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:05,276 Daisy! Guys, stop showing us up. SHE CHUCKLES 429 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,836 Daisy, this is Frankie. 430 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,796 Sure you two must have seen each other at school. 431 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,636 Why don't you show Frankie the games room and the den? 432 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,636 Why don't you all go? Go on! 433 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,276 Go on! Cocktails? 434 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,316 We've hired a master mixologist, so... 435 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,756 I'm all right with this, unless you've got another? 436 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,680 Yeah, fridge full. Do you wanna...? Come and choose. 437 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,156 So, Jess says you're at the school? 438 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,396 Oh, yeah. Only temporarily. Right. 439 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,476 I used to have my own business, you know, as a personal trainer, 440 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:38,036 but... cost of living. Yeah, right. 441 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,396 God, I could do with you. I used to be fit as a fiddle. 442 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,676 I had a few health problems. You look amazing. 443 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,716 Oh, thanks. I wasn't digging, promise. 444 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,076 Well, I still do my Zumba class. 445 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,356 It's on a Wednesday night, if you fancy. 446 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:55,200 Oh, right. Where's that? Oh, it's just at the church hall. 447 00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,316 Ollie says you're a... a fundraiser? 448 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,996 That's right. Yeah, it's a children's charity. 449 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,076 I mean, it's... it's just part-time, but... 450 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,276 it feels good to make a difference, you know? 451 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,876 Mm-hm. OK, menu. 452 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:16,320 Marco's speciality is a pisco sour, so... 453 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,476 Cheers. 454 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,196 I didn't even know you were at our practice. 455 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,436 Not that I go much. I had my prostate checked last year. 456 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:26,956 That weren't you, were it? 457 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,600 You don't remember? I'm hurt. NEIL LAUGHS 458 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,280 This is too boring. Mm-hm. 459 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,160 Here. Ollie! 460 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,436 I can't be off my face in front of my parents' friends. 461 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,680 Just do two. They're not strong. 462 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:52,880 Fine. 463 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,036 He's been great for Jessica. 464 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,316 She was having some trouble last year. 465 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,556 You know, all the girls, you know how it can be. 466 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,836 But, yeah, no, since she's been with Oliver, 467 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,876 her confidence has skyrocketed. 468 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:10,916 Hasn't it, Tom? 469 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,316 I was just saying about Jess and Ollie and her confidence. 470 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,516 Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely. 471 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,636 Yeah, well, he's not short of confidence. 472 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,636 So, Ollie was saying you do up buy-to-lets. 473 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,396 What, do you... flip them? 474 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,116 HE SCOFFS No, I wish. 475 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,836 No, I'm just a hired hand. Her sister's got the cash. 476 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:30,036 HE CHUCKLES And she's a ball-breaker. 477 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,236 We need the dough, so, you know. Yeah. 478 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:36,120 Oh, there's Leah. Sorry, I should just go and say hi to Paul and Leah. 479 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,756 Oh, my God, you look amazing! 480 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,320 Hi. Happy birthday! 481 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:44,920 SHE SIGHS 482 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,196 Delighted you could both make it here. 483 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,516 Mingle, grab anything from the fridge. 484 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:53,836 Yeah. 485 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,960 I'm gonna go and say hello to my brother and his wife. 486 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,240 What the fuck are you doing? What? 487 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,676 Being vulgar, being common. 488 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,156 It's like you wanna prove you are whatever they think you are. 489 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,556 Beth, you dragged me here, 490 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,520 and now you're bollocking me for having a laugh. 491 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,520 I'm gonna get another drink. Yeah, your third already. 492 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:17,920 Who's counting? 493 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:30,076 SHE BREATHES HEAVILY 494 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,196 OK. 495 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:35,036 BREATHING HEAVILY It's OK. 496 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,996 It's OK, it's OK, it's OK. 497 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,036 BREATHING HEAVILY 498 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:42,436 It's OK, it's OK. Everyone's having a good time. 499 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,040 Everyone's having a good time. Everyone's having a good time. 500 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,680 You're fine. 501 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,520 SHE SIGHS 502 00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,756 LEAH: ♪ Bring it back, sing it back... ♪ 503 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,796 I'm assuming that shirt is reverse psychology. 504 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,236 No man with your amount of problems 505 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,160 would dress like Magnum PI, would they? 506 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:08,880 I made a decision. 507 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,316 I'm not gonna tell her. 508 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:15,636 I'll be responsible financially to Alicia. 509 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,120 But I'm not up to it in my lifetime. I'm not doing it. 510 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,400 OK. Oh, you can fuck off with that face. 511 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:25,996 It's all right for you, innit? 512 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,760 You've never put a step wrong in your life. 513 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,520 Haven't I? No, you haven't. 514 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,796 I'm just glad Mummy and Daddy's expensive education 515 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,040 worked for one of us, eh? 516 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,076 Forget I ever said anything, yeah? 517 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,396 ♪ Sing it back to me Back to me... ♪ 518 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,156 WHOOPING 519 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,040 ♪ Sing it back, bring it... ♪ 520 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,916 ♪ It's raining men, hallelujah 521 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:56,836 ♪ It's raining men, amen 522 00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,956 ♪ I'm gonna go out 523 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:03,196 ♪ I'm gonna let myself get Absolutely soaking wet... ♪ 524 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,596 Ha-ha! I know... I know what happens. 525 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,840 GIGGLING 526 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,600 Hello. Oh. Hi. 527 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:26,080 Don't look now, but our children are back there going at it. 528 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,840 Oi! Get a room! Oh, that's so mean. 529 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,436 Just having a chat. Oh, yeah, looked like it. 530 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,556 Mum, check out the den, it is mega. 531 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,796 He's so cheeky! But I love him. 532 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,116 Do...? Actually, do you wanna look at the den? It's cool. 533 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,276 "Cool." That can't be right. CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY 534 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,960 Come and look. All right. 535 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:48,920 After you. 536 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,280 DOOR SHUTS Oh, wow. 537 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:01,760 Jess was obsessed with stars and space when she was little. 538 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,196 She'd actually make me... 539 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,436 lie on the trampoline in the garden almost every night. 540 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,676 She'd drag me out there, and we'd lie there for hours, 541 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:12,916 looking at the... 542 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,676 looking at the sky in the hope we'd see a shooting star. 543 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,156 So I thought I'd buy her a second-hand telescope one birthday 544 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,360 and build this place. 545 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,676 Can I...? Of course. 546 00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,756 It's quite clear, so you should probably... 547 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,280 You should be able to see something. 548 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,436 If you look through... yeah, that one. 549 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,156 And then it should be pointing in the right direction. Like that? 550 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,920 Oh, yeah. Yeah? 551 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,200 God, it makes you feel so small, doesn't it? 552 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:46,360 Just... insignificant. 553 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,400 I'm sorry about your friend. 554 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,000 Ally. Ollie... Ollie mentioned it to me. 555 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,320 What was she like? 556 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:05,036 It's awful, losing a friend. 557 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:08,120 It's like losing a sibling, but no-one treats it like that. 558 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,480 You're not... allowed the same grief. 559 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:23,760 I don't think I realised how much I'd come to depend on her. 560 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,240 It was like she... 561 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:31,840 she filled something. 562 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,876 And after she split up with Dave... 563 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,436 Dickhead Dave? THEY CHUCKLE 564 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,400 It was like she got her old self back. 565 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:49,600 And she was the fun Ally and the... carefree Ally. 566 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,400 She had this lightness again, and... 567 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,880 I really envied her. 568 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,880 God, it's cruel, isn't it? 569 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,960 You get all that back, and then... you just drop down dead. 570 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,156 FROM INSIDE HOUSE: Where are you, Tom? 571 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,916 Where is he? Tom? Hello? Tom! 572 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,280 Oh, shit. 573 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,520 Ow. 574 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,880 DOOR OPENS Where's he gone? 575 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,516 Sorry. Oh, here he is. 576 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,560 Running all the way! 577 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,240 INDISTINCT 578 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,196 Erm, hello. 579 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,196 Firstly, thank you all very, very, very much for coming. 580 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,116 It means an awful lot to Hannah and me that you've made such an effort, 581 00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,116 especially to the ones who came so far - 582 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:01,596 Sheila and Mark, thank you so much. 583 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,680 And the university crew! CHEERING 584 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:09,156 As you all know, Hannah's had a particularly hard couple of years. 585 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,236 And so this isn't just a birthday celebration. 586 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:16,916 This is a celebration of love and life and friendship. 587 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,356 So I'd like you all to raise a glass 588 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:23,436 for my beautiful, wonderful, gorgeous wife... 589 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,720 Hannah. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 590 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,800 Yeah! Oh. Sorry, sorry. 591 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:43,796 Thank you, everyone. Come and have a dance. 592 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,356 Shall we do it? 593 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,916 ♪ Happy... ♪ Oh, no! 594 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:54,036 ALL: ♪ Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you 595 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:59,516 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Hannah Mummy 596 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:04,356 ♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪ 597 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,400 SHE PANTS 598 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,360 HE THUMPS ON DOOR Just bloody leave me there! 599 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,600 And you said I was embarrassing! 600 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,920 Her mum and dad searching the house, looking everywhere for you. 601 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,840 You've made us look like right dicks. 602 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,596 'Jess said that Beth wasn't feeling well.' 603 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,556 That's why she left early. Didn't want to make a fuss. 604 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,076 Hmm. Asked for our numbers, apparently. 605 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,480 Wants to apologise. Makes sense. 606 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,836 What did you think of them? Oh, stop. 607 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,796 Come on! I knew you'd say that. They're fine. 608 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,236 I really don't think we're gonna be 609 00:38:58,240 --> 00:39:00,236 joint holidaying with them any time soon, do you? 610 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:02,480 Of course we're not gonna be going on holiday with them. 611 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,520 I thought you were great today. 612 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,480 Everyone kept telling me how well you looked. Mm. 613 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,036 Like you were you again. 614 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,036 Not quite, but... Mm. 615 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,240 Oh... 616 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:26,480 Thank you for a perfect day. Mm-hm. Thank you. 617 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:47,720 Sorry. 618 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,480 Do you ever worry that our best days are behind us? 619 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,756 Like, the chaos that we had with our mates, 620 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:15,560 or even when the kids were young, not going out, but... 621 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,280 we had them, so that was enough. 622 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,720 Would it help if I hired a cocktail waiter? 623 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,840 THEY CHUCKLE SOFTLY 624 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,840 You... You're not yourself. 625 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,476 Just get through the funeral, and... 626 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,160 you'll be all right after that. 627 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:57,080 We met at college and became friends almost on sight. 628 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:04,720 She used to have this amazing hair, often with streaks of blue in it. 629 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,800 'She was just different from everyone else.' 630 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:13,636 On top of that, she was studying psychology, 631 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:17,520 and she used to quote these psychological theories at me. 632 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,716 She had a crush on our lecturer. 633 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,676 LAUGHTER 634 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,876 And when I said how ridiculous that was, 635 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,800 she said, "Beth..." 636 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:34,156 "Attraction plus obstacle equals excitement." 637 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,476 LAUGHTER 638 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:38,796 'I was the more cautious of us back then.' 639 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:43,360 And so I asked, "What happens if the obstacle's too big?" 640 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,880 And she just smiled and said... 641 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,440 "That makes the excitement even greater." 642 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,080 I really hope, wherever she is now... 643 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,000 that she's having a wild old adventure. 644 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,760 HE MOUTHS 645 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:30,276 SHE PANTS 646 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,876 Train's in three minutes. 647 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,120 Did you call the school? Yeah. 648 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,716 "Jess isn't feeling very well." THEY LAUGH 649 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,956 I pretended I was my dad, said I was going to the funeral. 650 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,200 Ollie! Ally wouldn't mind. 651 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:47,120 We're going to Blackpool! Come on, come on! 652 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,716 Yeah. Have you finished that? 653 00:42:57,720 --> 00:43:00,076 Do you want another one? Yeah, I'll be right back. 654 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,520 PHONE BUZZES 655 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:21,196 Listen, erm... I don't want to leave you, 656 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,956 but there's been a balls up on site, 657 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,600 and they need me before the end of play. 658 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:27,880 I can come back. 659 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,036 No, it's... it's OK. 660 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,476 If there's a problem... Are you sure? 661 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,876 Yeah, well, I know plenty of people here, so... 662 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,156 Sorry, I wouldn't, but they're in the shit over there. 663 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,920 Right, I'll see you back home, yeah? Yeah. 664 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,160 Thanks for not mentioning me. 665 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,280 Well, that's what she would have wanted. 666 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,516 You're a piece of work, aren't you, Beth? 667 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,680 Looking down your nose at me. 668 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:23,320 She told me things... over the years... 669 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,280 about the real you. 670 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:55,236 ♪ Passing seasons all but fade away 671 00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:58,716 ♪ Into misty clouds of autumn grey 672 00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:02,396 ♪ As I sit here Looking at the street 673 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,876 ♪ Little figures Quickly moving feet 674 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,196 ♪ I'm just a pebble on the beach 675 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,556 ♪ And I sit and wonder why 676 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:17,236 ♪ Little people running around 677 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:23,676 ♪ Never knowing why 678 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,276 ♪ Oh, oh 679 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,916 ♪ Life is just A precious minute, baby 680 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,796 ♪ Open up your eyes And see it, baby 681 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,396 ♪ Give yourself a better chance 682 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:41,476 ♪ Because time will pass you 683 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:45,196 ♪ Right on by 684 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:49,436 ♪ Time, time is gonna pass you... ♪ 685 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,196 MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY 686 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,156 Beth. 687 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:56,120 You'll think I'm crazy coming here like this, and... 688 00:45:57,720 --> 00:45:59,280 maybe I am, but I... 689 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,000 THEY SCREAM 690 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,640 THEY SCREAM 691 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,480 JESS GIGGLES 692 00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:51,476 SHE SIGHS HAPPILY 693 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,956 You know, this is perfect. 694 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,520 I don't want things to ever change. 695 00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,600 They won't. 696 00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,520 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com