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My feelings are always
spinning around and around!
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I'm Shinobu!
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Gaboraa!
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I'm a female ninja,
Watashi Kunoichi
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Two times two equals Shinobu!
Ninin ga Shinobu desu
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I'm a trainee, but...
Minarai dakedo
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...I'm on the path to becoming a ninja
ninja no michi wo mashigura
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Let's learn ninja techniques,
Manabo ninpo
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Nin-Nin! Let's learn ninja
techniques, Manabo ninpo
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Nin-Nin!
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Finally today, the great transformation
kyou koso daihenshin
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Chant the spell,
Jyumon tonaete
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What's this magnificent, yet naughty, sight? a bold
pose, I'm going to nail it daitan pozu kimete mimasu
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What's this magnificent, yet naughty, sight?
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Let's go, close your eyes, take a deep breath
Iku yo me wo tojite shinkokyuu shite
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Suuu~! Let's go, close your eyes, take a deep
breath Iku yo me wo tojite shinkokyuu shite
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Suuu~!
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Ninja Technique: Art of the Doppelganger
Ninpo bunshin no jutsu
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One, two, three, four! One,
two, three, four! Ichi ni san shi
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Oh my, that's weird
Arya-rya-rya hen ne
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Big time, big time,
Buchake buchake
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Lots of mishaps
Shippai ippai
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Watch this, this time it's ninja stars
Mitete kondo wa shuriken
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One, two, three, four! One,
two, three, four!
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hopefully this will work
Nantoka naare
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Ei-ya, Ei-ya!
Ei-ya, Ei-ya!
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It's sink or swim
Ichikabachika de
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Watch this, my power's at it's max
Mitete pawaa wa zenkai
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I'll be stronger tomorrow, Shinobu
Asu wa motto tsuyoku narimasu Shinobu
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I'll be stronger tomorrow,
Shinobu Asu wa motto tsuyoku narimasu Shinobu
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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I'm a ninja
Ninja desu
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This story is about the super
handsome boy, Onsokumaru...
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...and the beautiful women that surround him.
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It's an anime filled with love, lust,
and unexpected nudity...
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Onsokumaru Goes to Hell!
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Onsokumaru Goes ¥o Mell
Onsokumaru Goes to Hell!
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Onsokumaru Goes ¥o Mell
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I found a girl I like!
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I'm gonna marry her.
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If only her boobs were a little bigger...
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Go next! Go to the next page!
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Wait! I'm not done reading her profile!
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Princess! I, Onsokumaru will save you!
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Until the day comes I will practice
my kissing skills! Want you!
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Stop, you're going to warp the page.
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Just so you know, I've already kissed it there.
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Shut up! I'm trying to read over here! Go away!
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What can you eat to make it smell so...
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Hey!
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Onsokumaru! Stop bothering everyone! Naughty!
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Say what? Lots of breasts, sweet and
sour kiss, and room full of fart!
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As long as I'm acting within reason,
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I think you have no right to complain!
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I so don't understand him...
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Anyway! I'm borrowing this book!
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Oh, you're so selfish!
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Hey...
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If you keep bothering people like this,
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you're going to go to Hell when you die.
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Un-chara chara ma de poo!
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You don't have a comeback
so you say I'll go to hell? Ha!
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You make me laugh!
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Fine! Then I'll change my name to
"Hell Paradise Onsokumaru"...
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...and I'll yank-yank, take it
from Styx all the way to Nirvana!
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Oh, I can't wait to go to Hell!
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Oare Gal
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Oare Gal
Ogre gal, Ogre middle-school girl...
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Oare Middle-School Girl
Ogre gal, Ogre middle-school girl...
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Oare Middle-School Girl ...another man's
ogre wife, my ogre wife and my ogre in-law!
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Another Man's Oare Wife ...another man's
ogre wife, my ogre wife and my ogre in-law!
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My Oagre \Wife ...another man's ogre
wife, my ogre wife and my ogre in-law!
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My Dare In-law ...another man's ogre
wife, my ogre wife and my ogre in-law!
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My Dare In-law Well actually, I don't
need the ogre wife and ogre-in-law.
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Well actually, I don't need the
ogre wife and ogre-in-law.
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Anyway!
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Let's go to Hell! Wooo0!
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Caved-in Skull.
Life: Three years old.
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Shinobu... Can I have my morning breast milk?
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Sasuke... Can you bring me
another change of underwear?
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Oh my...
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What? Is anyone here?
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But where am I?
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The manor. Which way's the manor?
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Oh, whatever. I'll take my time finding it.
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It's not like I'm going to die.
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This is the Netherwovid,
fouvth distvict.
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By the way, I wonder what's going
to happen to social security?
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I can't be a ninja for much longer.
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It might be good to start
thinking about retirement.
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Hello! It might be good to
start thinking about retirement.
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Hello!
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My other concern is environmental issues.
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Shi... Shinobu?
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We've been waiting for you!
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Well, we're the spacecraft
crew from Earth, so...
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...we cut out the milk cartons into
the shape of Earth and recycled it.
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It's my manifesto!
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Let's see...
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Onsokumaru, welcome to the Netherworld!
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Tambaaa?!
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Um, for the first timers,
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I have to explain how the system
of the Netherworld works.
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I won't accept it! I won't accept this!
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Well...
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First of all, what's the deal with this?
Your outfit! Your sweet scent!
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You like me that much?
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You want to keep staring at me that much?
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I'm really not following what you're saying.
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Hey!
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Shut your trap and stop bullying
the Netherworld staffer!
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Lord Enma!
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Damn it! Kaede, too?
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Enma book Enma
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Enma book Enma
My name is not Kaede.
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Enma book Enma
lam Lord Enma.
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And this is the Netherworld!
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That's right! You are dead!
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Shock the Onsokumaru!
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How could this be...
I can't believe I'm dead.
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I get it! I must have died...
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...saving young Prince Biscuit
from the mountain fire!
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According to my file,
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it was a metal washbowl to the head.
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It seems that during your life, you pulled
many hoaxes, sexually harassed women,
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told perverted jokes, and did
countless other evil deeds.
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Additionally, you even bluffed that you
were looking forward to going to Hell.
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You're going to Hell!
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Hell.
You're going to Hell!
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Nell
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I won't accept it!
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HELL
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Dr. Sasuke's
Everything Lecture
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What is Hell?
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What is Hell?
By the way, Doctor...
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What is Hell?
What kind of place is Hell?
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What is Hell?
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What is Hell?
Alright. Let me explain.
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What is Hell?
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What is Hell?
Sure!
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It's a place where people
who did evil deeds in life...
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...do their penance in the afterlife.
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Oh, really?
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Lord Enma is in charge and there are...
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...a total of one-hundred and
thirty-six different Hells!
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That many?
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It's almost time! Let's move on!
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Thank you very much!
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Next time I'll discuss the River Styx.
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Next time "The River Styx" Next
time I'll discuss the River Styx.
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Next time
"The River Styx"
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Next time "The River Styx" Okay!
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Next time
"The River Styx"
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So thus .
HELL
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Here we are!
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Sorry to keep you waiting!
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Hell of Hell of Hell of
Boiling Water Ice Water Starvation
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S... So this is the infamous Hell...
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In Hell, everyone receives...
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...a harsh punishment
from the ogres as a present!
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You've got to be kidding me! I don't want it!
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So then, in my dream,
my maid robot and I had a kid!
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Love is so great!
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Man... I wish there was a
country that gave you money...
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...every time you see a dirty picture.
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Hmph! They're talking on
the same level as Sasuke.
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Hey, look. It's been a while
since we've had new prey.
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So, let's taste the pain of Hell.
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Wait! You're going to taste it?!
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Hey, you! What's your name!
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Bastards!
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How dare you Sasuke clones talk down to me?!
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You better quit that wise-ass attitude, now!
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Impudent fool...
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That attitude will be the death of you.
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He's dead, remember? Dead.
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You're going to really regret making me angry!
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See ya!
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Excuse me...
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This is Hell, so we must ask customers...
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...to please refrain from being rowdy...
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What is this? A store?
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Gotcha!
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You've been a little too naughty!
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You're going to learn that the
ones who are victorious...
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...are the beautiful ones.
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Whatever!
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Ninja Technique
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Ninja Technique Ninja Technique, Art of
Dressed-in briefs-in-front-of-a-girl Technique!
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Ninja Technique, Art of Dressed-in
briefs-in-front-of-a-girl Technique!
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Wait! My pants!
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Give it back!
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How could you do this to me in front of a girl!
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Got it?! You're no match for me!
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Now, now.
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Don't scream like that! He's already crying!
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You ogre! You smell like blood!
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Shh... Everyone.
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Listen to that sound.
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Come on. Can't you hear the
fairy's mysterious tale?
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What? I wonder what it is?
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There once was a young, beautiful,
and caring blond sister...
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...who was admired and loved by the villagers.
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Her hobby was...
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...to photograph herself nude,
late at night in the church.
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One night, a young lad from
the village came to pray...
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Keep going please!
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What's going to happen to the sister?
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The ogres are completely engrossed.
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Thus...
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...if you go to Heaven, there'll be
stories like this everywhere!
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R-Really?!
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Damn right! You guys!
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We're marching into Heaven!
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Yeah!
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No!
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You mustn't! I'll get in trouble!
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Yeah...
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Poor Angel... Maybe we shouldn't...
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Well...
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Don't worry. We're just delivering
a freshly baked mushroom pizza,
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a fall delicacy, to Heaven.
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Oh my!
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Still in Hell
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Still in Hell
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Hell Heaven
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Hell Heaven
And so, we're here!
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And so, we're here!
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Ogres from Hell Tour
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Don't bring them here!
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What? I'm in Hell and
you're living in Heaven?
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Who are you?
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Leave this place!
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Mr. Onsoku
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Mr. Onsoku
Looks like the basic system of Heaven is wrong.
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Mr. Onsoku
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But before that... The mushroom pizza...
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Starting today, Heaven will be ruled
by Onsokumaru instead of Enma!
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So get with the program!
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Mushroom pizza...
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My Heaven
New "My Heaven" Manifesto!
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My Heaven Manifesto
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My Heaven Manifesto
One! Be nice to me!
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Two! No file sharing!
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Three!
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Get out of here!
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Caved-in Skull.
Banished from Netherworld.
248
00:10:35,122 --> 00:10:36,157
Onsokumaru!
249
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:37,191
Eesh!
250
00:10:37,525 --> 00:10:39,693
I think that was a very dangerous angle!
251
00:10:39,994 --> 00:10:41,028
Maybe he's dead...
252
00:10:41,028 --> 00:10:42,163
Sasuke!
253
00:10:42,396 --> 00:10:43,464
Sorry.
254
00:10:43,964 --> 00:10:46,300
Onsokumaru! Onsokumaru! Are you all right?
255
00:10:46,467 --> 00:10:48,302
Onsokumaru! Onsokumarul!
256
00:10:50,437 --> 00:10:51,472
Onsokumaru!
257
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:55,943
I think I was dead for a split second...
258
00:10:58,045 --> 00:11:00,447
I'm glad... I'm so glad...
259
00:11:00,714 --> 00:11:04,351
If something were to ever
happen to you... I... I...
260
00:11:05,352 --> 00:11:06,787
Let go of me you idiot...
261
00:11:06,787 --> 00:11:10,057
You're suffocating me with your
breasts and making me happy.
262
00:11:10,057 --> 00:11:11,425
Hey Shinobu...
263
00:11:11,425 --> 00:11:15,896
Oh well... I guess Onsokumaru is
loved no matter what people say.
264
00:11:16,297 --> 00:11:17,731
Yeah, I guess...
265
00:11:19,767 --> 00:11:21,569
By the way Shinobu,
266
00:11:21,569 --> 00:11:24,071
Onsokumaru isn't moving...
267
00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:28,609
You squeezed him too tightly, Shinobu.
268
00:11:42,756 --> 00:11:43,257
The Ninjas Host a Summer Festival!
269
00:11:43,257 --> 00:11:46,260
The Ninjas Most a Summer Festival
The Ninjas Host a Summer Festivall
270
00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:46,994
The Ninjas Most a Summer Festival
271
00:11:47,528 --> 00:11:53,234
So, if a girl is taken aback by
you wanting to kiss her, you say...
272
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:57,538
"Forgive me. This is the only way
I know how to convey my love."
273
00:11:58,539 --> 00:12:03,010
I see. You really have
a woman's psyche down pat!
274
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:07,948
But, isn't that a bit cheesy?
How about saying it more manly like...
275
00:12:07,948 --> 00:12:09,250
"Abandon your shyness."
276
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,618
What do you think of that?!
277
00:12:12,086 --> 00:12:13,954
I'd be more romantic and say,
278
00:12:13,954 --> 00:12:16,890
“It's a spell to unlock your heart."
279
00:12:16,991 --> 00:12:19,426
Hey, why are you trying to
sound like a suave foreigner?
280
00:12:19,526 --> 00:12:20,861
That's cheating!
281
00:12:22,162 --> 00:12:23,163
Are you listening to me?
282
00:12:25,466 --> 00:12:28,736
It's the usual endless conversation
about wishing they were popular.
283
00:12:28,836 --> 00:12:29,737
Now, now.
284
00:12:29,737 --> 00:12:31,939
Anyways, I can't believe how
the heat is still lingering!
285
00:12:32,239 --> 00:12:34,875
Would you like to go to the river again?
286
00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:37,544
That place is a hot spring now...
287
00:12:38,879 --> 00:12:40,180
A... A black out?
288
00:12:40,347 --> 00:12:41,615
Let's see...
289
00:12:41,615 --> 00:12:44,451
I'm pretty sure there's a flashlight
around here somewhere...
290
00:12:45,386 --> 00:12:47,121
Just now!
291
00:12:47,655 --> 00:12:50,291
Hey, stop hiding your porno mags here!
292
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,425
Do you have any idea how cramped it is?
293
00:12:51,425 --> 00:12:52,426
On top of that... "Take off your army uniform?"
294
00:12:52,426 --> 00:12:53,894
Not for Sale “I'm so embarrassed." "What are you saying? This is an
order from your captain!" On top of that... "Take off your army uniform?”
295
00:12:53,894 --> 00:12:55,362
Not for Sale “I'm so embarrassed." "What are you saying?
This is an order from your captain!" You've got some taste!
296
00:12:55,362 --> 00:12:55,496
You've got some taste!
297
00:12:55,496 --> 00:12:58,365
Leave my taste alone!
298
00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:01,702
Hey... what were you doing in there anyway?
299
00:13:02,002 --> 00:13:03,337
What was I doing?
300
00:13:03,337 --> 00:13:05,673
You guys, come on. It's a summer night.
301
00:13:05,673 --> 00:13:08,842
Don't you think you're forgetting something?
302
00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:12,980
What's the traditional thing
to do on a summer night?
303
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:17,351
Ghost stories! Ghosties for short!
304
00:13:17,718 --> 00:13:18,519
I'm scared!
305
00:13:18,886 --> 00:13:21,855
Oh my! What should we do Kaede?
306
00:13:21,955 --> 00:13:24,391
I can't take ghost stories!
307
00:13:24,858 --> 00:13:25,726
Let's not.
308
00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:30,731
I'm scared!
309
00:13:30,731 --> 00:13:32,299
Leave it to me!
310
00:13:33,801 --> 00:13:35,202
I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!
311
00:13:35,202 --> 00:13:36,470
I'm your toilet.
312
00:13:38,205 --> 00:13:39,973
So, can I hold your hand?
313
00:13:39,973 --> 00:13:40,908
You can hold something else.
314
00:13:42,176 --> 00:13:44,211
Can I come in your bed?
315
00:13:44,211 --> 00:13:45,579
Only in my bed?
316
00:13:46,613 --> 00:13:47,815
Catch her!
317
00:13:47,881 --> 00:13:48,749
Roger!
318
00:13:48,849 --> 00:13:50,984
What was that side act just now?!
319
00:13:50,984 --> 00:13:54,555
Jeez... I'll never hold your hand!
320
00:13:55,055 --> 00:13:56,056
Right, Shinobu?
321
00:13:58,292 --> 00:13:59,393
Shinobu?
322
00:14:04,665 --> 00:14:06,233
I'm counting on you.
323
00:14:06,467 --> 00:14:09,236
I'll be with you, Kaede!
324
00:14:10,938 --> 00:14:12,773
Let's do ghost stories!
325
00:14:13,006 --> 00:14:15,109
You're getting influenced by them...
326
00:14:15,242 --> 00:14:17,544
Gator... Gator...
327
00:14:21,215 --> 00:14:25,085
This is a true story that happened
in this room the other day.
328
00:14:27,988 --> 00:14:32,159
It was a hot and humid night just like tonight...
329
00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:49,443
It's hot!
330
00:14:49,810 --> 00:14:53,280
How am I supposed to sleep on
such a magmatic night like this?
331
00:14:54,348 --> 00:14:58,919
I want to show my adorable
sleeping face to everyone soon...
332
00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:07,361
For some reason, I looked
over to the closet. Then...
333
00:15:11,231 --> 00:15:12,633
S-Stop it...
334
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:16,670
You're so good at adding realistic twists
to your make-believe ghost stories...
335
00:15:18,272 --> 00:15:19,072
Look...
336
00:15:20,207 --> 00:15:22,009
It's still looking this way...
337
00:15:25,712 --> 00:15:27,714
I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
338
00:15:27,815 --> 00:15:29,082
But it's actually...
339
00:15:29,082 --> 00:15:31,852
...a full-size, beautiful-girl figurine!
340
00:15:32,119 --> 00:15:33,787
You idiot!
341
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:36,957
2x2=Shinobuden!
342
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:38,592
Just now!
343
00:15:38,692 --> 00:15:41,061
The traditional thing to do on a summer night is...
344
00:15:45,766 --> 00:15:47,801
That's enough, Onsokumaru.
345
00:15:48,535 --> 00:15:49,703
No, it's not!
346
00:15:49,703 --> 00:15:51,538
Take this! Art of Causing Havoc Technique!
347
00:15:52,406 --> 00:15:53,740
It's a storm of incomprehensible things...
348
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,242
...happening for unknown reasons!
349
00:15:55,242 --> 00:15:57,377
Stop torturing my Lieutenant Lina!
350
00:15:57,744 --> 00:16:00,180
So? What is it this time?
351
00:16:00,347 --> 00:16:01,181
Jeez...
352
00:16:01,615 --> 00:16:05,486
You don't know? Then I'll give you a hint.
353
00:16:06,253 --> 00:16:08,922
Bon-0. Bon-0.
354
00:16:09,756 --> 00:16:11,692
A bird that cries Bon-0, Bon-0O...
355
00:16:12,092 --> 00:16:13,627
Bon-O, Bon-O...
356
00:16:14,428 --> 00:16:15,195
A Bon-O bird...
357
00:16:15,195 --> 00:16:15,929
A Bon-O bird...
("tori" is Japanese for "bird")
358
00:16:15,929 --> 00:16:16,864
("Tori" is Japanese for "bird")
359
00:16:17,264 --> 00:16:19,500
Bon-O, Bon-O...
360
00:16:19,566 --> 00:16:20,367
I get it!
361
00:16:20,734 --> 00:16:22,269
Bon Odori Dance!
362
00:16:22,569 --> 00:16:27,207
That's right! What a clever rhyme, eh?
363
00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:29,009
Let's go to bed.
364
00:16:29,009 --> 00:16:29,109
Maybe next time.
Let's go to bed.
365
00:16:29,109 --> 00:16:30,844
Maybe next time.
366
00:16:31,345 --> 00:16:33,013
We're doing it!
We're doing the Bon Odori Dance!
367
00:16:33,013 --> 00:16:34,848
I said we're doing it! Doing it! Doing it!
368
00:16:34,848 --> 00:16:36,950
But it's a little too sudden.
I said we're doing it! Doing it! Doing it!
369
00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:37,417
I said we're doing it! Doing it! Doing it!
370
00:16:38,151 --> 00:16:39,119
Excuse me...
371
00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:42,389
Did I hear someone say Bon Odori Dance?
372
00:16:42,723 --> 00:16:45,492
Really? I wish I didn't already brush my teeth!
373
00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:48,829
I just bought a new yukata.
374
00:16:48,929 --> 00:16:50,797
I'm happy and a little bit embarrassed...
375
00:16:50,797 --> 00:16:53,166
...to be able to wear it for the first time.
376
00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:57,404
Shinobu, unfortunately these
bastards don't want to do it.
377
00:16:57,504 --> 00:17:00,374
There's no use making that cute sound effect.
378
00:17:00,474 --> 00:17:01,909
Here you go, Miss. Your yakisoba.
379
00:17:01,909 --> 00:17:03,677
The Bon Odori Dance area is over there.
380
00:17:03,677 --> 00:17:04,478
Yay!
381
00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:06,280
You bastards!
382
00:17:14,354 --> 00:17:15,822
Look, Sis!
383
00:17:15,822 --> 00:17:17,524
Grilled corn! Grilled corn!
384
00:17:17,758 --> 00:17:18,659
Yes, yes.
385
00:17:20,193 --> 00:17:22,462
Huh? By the way, where's Onsokumaru?
386
00:17:22,663 --> 00:17:23,630
Umm...?
387
00:17:31,038 --> 00:17:33,006
He's beating the drum with corn?
388
00:17:33,273 --> 00:17:35,576
What motivates him this much?
389
00:17:36,476 --> 00:17:38,612
He's in the cotton candy machine now!
390
00:17:38,779 --> 00:17:40,147
Now he's at the goldfish scoop,
391
00:17:40,147 --> 00:17:42,316
and his voice is high because
he sucked in helium!
392
00:17:44,351 --> 00:17:46,787
It's the most efficient way to spend
time at the summer festival...
393
00:17:46,787 --> 00:17:47,588
He's a pro!
394
00:17:47,688 --> 00:17:49,056
You think?
395
00:17:50,023 --> 00:17:53,460
I didn't properly pace myself
and now I'm out of strength.
396
00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:55,629
I wish I could have danced at the end...
397
00:17:57,164 --> 00:17:59,199
Onsokumaru! Don't die!
398
00:17:59,566 --> 00:18:00,233
What an idiot.
399
00:18:00,934 --> 00:18:02,002
What happened to me?
400
00:18:02,002 --> 00:18:03,904
On top of that, my entire body hurts.
401
00:18:04,104 --> 00:18:05,806
You fought well...
402
00:18:06,173 --> 00:18:09,343
For now, yes, just rest...
403
00:18:09,443 --> 00:18:11,078
Don't be stupid!
404
00:18:11,411 --> 00:18:14,114
My adventurous journey has just begun!
405
00:18:14,348 --> 00:18:17,551
Okay! Okay! Step right up!
406
00:18:17,551 --> 00:18:19,486
It's Sasuke's Fun Shooting Game!
407
00:18:20,053 --> 00:18:21,521
These shooting games...
408
00:18:21,521 --> 00:18:25,626
...they always have prizes
that never tip over.
409
00:18:27,027 --> 00:18:28,562
You're so right.
410
00:18:28,962 --> 00:18:32,199
Oh stop it! Gunslinger girls!
411
00:18:32,299 --> 00:18:36,003
We don't cheat. Everything will tip over!
412
00:18:36,203 --> 00:18:38,672
Shooting go! Fire!
413
00:18:38,839 --> 00:18:41,008
I'm definitely making progress!
414
00:18:41,408 --> 00:18:44,478
Good! The entire shelf fell! A success!
415
00:18:44,478 --> 00:18:47,314
I must ask that you do it
without cheating, please!
416
00:18:47,581 --> 00:18:48,715
One sqaQuare foot
of Mars Mou did it
417
00:18:48,815 --> 00:18:49,750
Universe!
418
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,819
Universe!
I won a square foot of Mars!
419
00:18:52,819 --> 00:18:55,155
You're a cheating bastard too!
420
00:18:55,155 --> 00:18:56,657
Don't say I'm a cheater!
421
00:18:56,757 --> 00:18:58,592
Alright! For you especially,
422
00:18:58,592 --> 00:19:01,294
I'll give you a square foot in a woman's bath!
423
00:19:01,294 --> 00:19:02,896
Yay! Really?
424
00:19:02,896 --> 00:19:06,500
Can I put in a Stevenson Screen
and analyze skin tones?
425
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,335
He's so fooled...
426
00:19:08,635 --> 00:19:09,569
Shinobu Song
Nin Nin Nin
427
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,838
Let's begin the Shinobu Song!
428
00:19:12,205 --> 00:19:13,774
Everyone sitting in front of the TV,
429
00:19:13,774 --> 00:19:15,375
please join us and dance.
430
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:18,011
We're not asking! It's an order!
431
00:19:21,648 --> 00:19:22,482
Asore!
432
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:28,288
Take your position at the top of the tower.
Yagura no teppen nijindotte
433
00:19:28,288 --> 00:19:30,123
Ahh! Choina! Choina! Take your position at the
top of the tower. Yagura no teppen nijindotte
434
00:19:30,123 --> 00:19:30,323
Ahh! Choina! Choina!
435
00:19:30,490 --> 00:19:35,696
Ninjas having fun at the summer festival.
Ninja tanoshiya natsu matsuri
436
00:19:36,329 --> 00:19:39,866
The heart shaped ninja stars...
Haato gata no shuriken ga
437
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,936
They struck my heart.
Watashi no kokoro ni tsuki sasaru
438
00:19:42,936 --> 00:19:43,704
Ukyuu! They struck my heart.
Watashi no kokoro ni tsuki sasaru
439
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:43,804
Ukyuu!
440
00:19:43,804 --> 00:19:45,539
Dodon ga don! 'Dodon ga don' and let's go
train! Dodon ga don de shugyou shimasho
441
00:19:45,539 --> 00:19:47,407
'Dodon ga don' and let's go train!
Dodon ga don de shugyou shimasho
442
00:19:47,741 --> 00:19:51,745
Let's train hard with a smile.
Egao de hagemi mashou
443
00:19:51,945 --> 00:19:54,548
A young and sensitive age...
Kanji yasui otoshigoro
444
00:19:54,548 --> 00:19:55,115
Afuu! A young and sensitive
age... Kanji yasui otoshigoro
445
00:19:55,115 --> 00:19:55,682
Afuu! 2x2=Shinobu will bring a beautiful
day. Haa Ninin ga Shinobu de Nihon bare
446
00:19:55,682 --> 00:20:01,388
2x2=Shinobu will bring a beautiful day.
Haa Ninin ga Shinobu de Nihon bare
447
00:20:01,388 --> 00:20:02,823
Dodon ga don!
448
00:20:02,823 --> 00:20:03,290
Uhyo!
449
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:04,691
Dodon ga don!
450
00:20:04,691 --> 00:20:05,258
Uhyo!
451
00:20:05,258 --> 00:20:05,525
Dodon ga don!
452
00:20:05,525 --> 00:20:06,493
Dodon ga don! Come, come. Let's dance
together. Saa saa goissho ni odori masho
453
00:20:06,493 --> 00:20:07,227
Uhyo! Come, come. Let's dance
together. Saa saa goissho ni odori masho
454
00:20:07,227 --> 00:20:11,164
Come, come. Let's dance together.
Saa saa goissho ni odori masho
455
00:20:11,164 --> 00:20:12,232
Haa! Yoi! Yoi! Come, come. Let's dance
together. Saa saa goissho ni odori masho
456
00:20:12,232 --> 00:20:13,100
Haa! Yoi! Yoi!
457
00:20:13,366 --> 00:20:18,872
Look up at the night sky, it's summer fireworks.
Yozora aogeba natsu hanabi
458
00:20:19,239 --> 00:20:23,076
If you shed your hesitation away,
Tamerai do bat to nugi suterya
459
00:20:23,076 --> 00:20:25,746
nothing could be better than a festival.
Matsuri wa masani saikosho
460
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:26,747
Yahoo! nothing could be better than a
festival. Matsuri wa masani saikosho
461
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,315
Dodon ga don! 'Dodon ga don' and let's go
train! Dodon ga don de shugyou shimasho
462
00:20:28,315 --> 00:20:28,682
'Dodon ga don' and let's go train!
Dodon ga don de shugyou shimasho
463
00:20:28,682 --> 00:20:30,383
Dodon ga don! 'Dodon ga don' and let's go
train! Dodon ga don de shugyou shimasho
464
00:20:30,617 --> 00:20:32,285
Dodon ga don! Experience is
important. Keiken ga daiji desu
465
00:20:32,285 --> 00:20:34,654
Experience is important.
Keiken ga daiji desu
466
00:20:34,888 --> 00:20:37,824
This is Ninja Technique, Shinobu Style.
Korezo ninpo Shinobu ryu
467
00:20:38,024 --> 00:20:45,031
2x2=Shinobu will bring a beautiful day!
Haa Ninin ga Shinobu de Nihon bare
468
00:20:48,869 --> 00:20:50,303
By the way Sasuke,
469
00:20:50,303 --> 00:20:53,306
about the climactic event
of the summer festivities...
470
00:20:53,306 --> 00:20:54,975
There'd better not be any mistakes.
471
00:20:54,975 --> 00:20:56,042
Of course!
472
00:20:56,176 --> 00:21:00,347
It's the proud product of the
Explosives Department's handiwork!
473
00:21:00,347 --> 00:21:01,081
It's called...
474
00:21:01,081 --> 00:21:01,248
Sa
475
00:21:01,248 --> 00:21:02,949
Sa
Sasukeology 2004!
476
00:21:02,949 --> 00:21:04,718
Sa
Mysterious powder and pop-pop!
477
00:21:13,059 --> 00:21:14,327
It's beautiful!
478
00:21:14,327 --> 00:21:15,829
Tamayal!
479
00:21:19,533 --> 00:21:20,700
It's great.
480
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,536
It's the next one Onsokumaru!
481
00:21:22,636 --> 00:21:23,370
I see.
482
00:21:26,907 --> 00:21:29,609
Hey! What do you guys have against my butt?
483
00:21:29,609 --> 00:21:33,180
How could you say that?
It's obvious my finger's the victim!
484
00:21:33,513 --> 00:21:35,048
Tamayal!
485
00:21:35,682 --> 00:21:36,616
How was it?
486
00:21:36,616 --> 00:21:38,919
Are you satisfied with the
summer night's festivities?
487
00:21:39,019 --> 00:21:40,587
No, I didn't dance.
488
00:21:40,587 --> 00:21:42,556
I'll be dancing tomorrow, too!
489
00:22:00,774 --> 00:22:01,875
Shuu tata shuu tata!
490
00:22:04,377 --> 00:22:05,345
Hurry up!
491
00:22:08,014 --> 00:22:09,082
Shuu tata shuu tata!
492
00:22:09,783 --> 00:22:10,817
Gather around!
Shugou
493
00:22:12,519 --> 00:22:19,492
Made it in the nick of time, I slid in
Giri giri seefu suberikonde
494
00:22:19,759 --> 00:22:26,466
I jumped over the tough morning
Kibishii asa wo tobikoeta
495
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,469
"What you said yesterday..."
Kinou no hanashi
496
00:22:29,469 --> 00:22:33,473
"...might have been a little white lie, " you said
chotto duke uso kamo nante
497
00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:39,312
I definitely have a long way to go with my training,
Yappari shugyou busoku
498
00:22:40,113 --> 00:22:41,248
Let's do it!
Ganbarou
499
00:22:41,248 --> 00:22:45,118
Turn turn turn, one day I'll become great
Kuru kuru ri, rippa ni naru hi ga
500
00:22:45,118 --> 00:22:48,221
Turn turn turn, turn turn turn
Kuru kuru rii, kuru kuru rin
501
00:22:49,122 --> 00:22:51,925
It's okay
Daijoubu
502
00:22:52,058 --> 00:22:55,962
"With prayer, flowers bloom," someone said
Nenzureba Hana hiraku nante
503
00:22:55,962 --> 00:22:59,165
It's an unreliable philosophy
Tayori nai hitori goto
504
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,671
But I've got to try!
Demo ganbaranakucha
505
00:23:05,739 --> 00:23:06,740
Shuu tata shuu tata!
506
00:23:09,442 --> 00:23:10,377
Hurry up!
507
00:23:12,946 --> 00:23:14,147
Shuu tata shuu tata!
508
00:23:14,881 --> 00:23:15,782
Break it up!
Kaisan
509
00:23:18,485 --> 00:23:19,252
Hurry up!
510
00:23:22,122 --> 00:23:26,826
Today I, Kaede Shiranui,
will seek the truth about Shinobu!
511
00:23:26,826 --> 00:23:28,228
She's going to seek it!
512
00:23:28,228 --> 00:23:29,829
What's your date of birth?
513
00:23:29,829 --> 00:23:31,231
I'm a ninja so that's a secret.
514
00:23:31,331 --> 00:23:32,666
Then, what's your blood type?
515
00:23:32,666 --> 00:23:34,034
I'm a ninja so that's a secret.
516
00:23:34,034 --> 00:23:35,435
Then, what are your three sizes?
517
00:23:35,435 --> 00:23:36,803
I'm a ninja so that's a secret.
518
00:23:37,003 --> 00:23:38,838
Then what's the title of the next episode?
519
00:23:38,838 --> 00:23:40,206
I'm a ninja so that's a secret.
520
00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:41,341
Come on...
521
00:23:41,441 --> 00:23:43,243
Next episode of 2x2=Shinobuden!
522
00:23:43,410 --> 00:23:44,945
"A Typhoon Arrives" and...
523
00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:45,278
..."The Ninjas go Mushroom Picking".
524
00:23:45,278 --> 00:23:46,813
A Typhoon Avvives The Ninjas go Mushvoom
Picking “"The Ninjas go Mushroom Picking".
525
00:23:46,813 --> 00:23:47,213
A Typhoon Avvives
The Ninjas go Mushvoom Picking
526
00:23:47,213 --> 00:23:49,749
A Typhoon Avvives The Ninjas go Mushvoom Picking
If it's only to Kaede, I'll tell my secrets.
527
00:23:49,749 --> 00:23:50,984
A Typhoon Avvives
The Ninjas go Mushvoom Picking