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My feelings are always
spinning around and around!
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I'm Shinobu!
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Gaboraa!
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I'm a female ninja,
Watashi Kunoichi
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Two times two equals Shinobu!
Ninin ga Shinobu desu
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I'm a trainee, but...
Minarai dakedo
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...I'm on the path to becoming a ninja
ninja no michi wo mashigura
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Let's learn ninja techniques,
Manabo ninpo
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Nin-Nin! Let's learn ninja
techniques, Manabo ninpo
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Nin-Nin!
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Finally today, the great transformation
kyou koso daihenshin
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Chant the spell,
Jyumon tonaete
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What's this magnificent, yet naughty, sight? a bold
pose, I'm going to nail it daitan pozu kimete mimasu
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What's this magnificent, yet naughty, sight?
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Let's go, close your eyes, take a deep breath
Iku yo me wo tojite shinkokyuu shite
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Suuu~! Let's go, close your eyes, take a deep
breath Iku yo me wo tojite shinkokyuu shite
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Suuu~!
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Ninja Technique: Art of the Doppelganger
Ninpo bunshin no jutsu
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One, two, three, four! One,
two, three, four! Ichi ni san shi
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Oh my, that's weird
Arya-rya-rya hen ne
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Big time, big time,
Buchake buchake
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Lots of mishaps
Shippai ippai
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Watch this, this time it's ninja stars
Mitete kondo wa shuriken
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One, two, three, four! One,
two, three, four!
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hopefully this will work
Nantoka naare
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Ei-ya, Ei-ya!
Ei-ya, Ei-ya!
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It's sink or swim
Ichikabachika de
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Watch this, my power's at it's max
Mitete pawaa wa zenkai
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I'll be stronger tomorrow, Shinobu
Asu wa motto tsuyoku narimasu Shinobu
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I'll be stronger tomorrow,
Shinobu Asu wa motto tsuyoku narimasu Shinobu
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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I'm a ninja
Ninja desu
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This story is a boob fandom
anime made by boob fanatics...
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...for the boob fanatics,
filled with lots of boobs.
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Bad boy, Onsokumaru. You're only
allowed to say boobs three times a day!
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Mmmm... boobs!
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Ninjas Hate the Heat!
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Ninjas Mate the Hear
Ninjas Hate the Heat!
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Ninjas Mate the Hear
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See? It's December.
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I see. Start by getting into the mood.
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Now, we should feel a body
temperature difference of .3 degrees.
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On another note, this picture
is kinda hot in its own way.
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A "cooling" story. In other words...
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Coolstory!
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The other day, I saw an angry greasy
fat guy in front of a lunchbox shop...
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...complaining how small their fried chicken is.
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It's hot! It's too hot!
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How is Shinobu persevering through
such a sweltering afternoon?
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Gimme your idea. Line connected!
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Hello! This is Shinobu! Who is this?
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Who is it? It's me, Shinobu.
Do you know who this is?
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I'm sorry, I don't.
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Did you need something?
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I do need something.
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Shinobu, what are you doing right now?
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What kind of ideas are you getting?
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Tres bien! What kind of underwear
are you wearing on such a hot day?
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Um... underwear?
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I'm not wearing any right now.
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Hello? Hello? Hello?
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Amachare-kappore. Let's go!
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I'll be right over, so... so stay
as you are, stone statue of Jizo!
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You're coming here? I'll be right over, so...
so stay as you are, stone statue of Jizo!
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You're coming here?
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Shut your mouth!
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New Hebrides Islands
Eromanga Island
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New Hebrides Islands Eromanga
Island Don't you see this emblem? Daaa!
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Don't you see this emblem? Daaa!
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Um...
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Oh my!
Oh my!
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I knew it! That call was from Onsokumarul!
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To everyone watching their TV!
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Sorry to keep you waiting!
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The signal for the festivities
to begin just went off!
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I see...
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Makes sense that she's
not wearing any underwear.
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You bitch! You tricked me.
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But I forgive you,
because this is really nice too!
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T-Thanks...
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But hey! Kaede came over today to hang out!
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But, because it's so hot we're... look!
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T-Thanks for the invite.
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Today's second bathing suit gal!
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Bikini and a one-piece...
We've got a variety for you!
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Service! Service!
Service! Service!
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You pervert ninjas! Get in front!
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Lick a soft ice cream cone!
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Put a banana boat between your legs!
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Plant your arms in front and bend
forward forty-five degrees!
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Spray water on your face! Splash! Splash!
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Bikini Photograph Session: Super Moe
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What the heck?
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Everyone's so energetic.
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The summer's rays have ignited the men's fire.
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Very nice...
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A pool is a great idea.
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Yes, it's refreshing and yet somehow dirty!
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I guess I'll jump in the
pool and get with it too!
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Here I come!
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I drank too much water-pyooo!
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I need a beautiful girl-pyooo...
to do mouth to mouth-pyooo...
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I need a blood transfusion-pyooo...
from a beautiful girl-pyooo...
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What a reckless character!
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Oh my... now, of course Shinobu will...
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This is a scary angle!
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Listen, Onsokumaru!
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You have to stretch before you go in the water!
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Shinobu, I totally forgot.
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It's summer...
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What a beautiful location!
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It's a secret location only the ninjas know.
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Because of all the trouble
Onsokumaru has been causing...
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...you're specially invited to use it!
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I'm sorry.
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Not at all. This is much better!
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It's so cold! Maybe I'll take a sip...
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Give me back my underwear!
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Don't let go or I'll drown.
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You're a croc remember?
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I knew you'd come.
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Sorry. We decided to get here before you.
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We've been waiting for you!
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When did they...
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Oh my, there are people here already.
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Huh? Is that you Sis? Kaede?
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Welcome!
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Damn brat! What's a loli-girl
like you doing wearing a bikini?
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Run! The perverts are coming!
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Stop it! Don't pull it!
Run! The perverts are coming!
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Stop it! Don't pull it!
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Choina-choina! What did I tell you?
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It feels gross!
Choina-choina! What did I tell you?
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It feels gross!
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I'm not going to lose this sexy competition!
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Sasuke! Bring me my bikini bottom!
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Here they are!
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I'm hungry but I want to go to the bathroom first!
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He's at a difficult age...
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Stop talking about things that don't make sense!
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Sorry to leave you in the dark.
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Um... By the way Miyabi,
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where can we get changed?
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Oh, there's a changing room...
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...by the arbor over there. This way.
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Being a pervert is a man's sin...
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Not forgiving that is the woman's sin...
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What are you talking about so suddenly?
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I'm saying let's go watch them get changed.
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I wouldn't, if I were you.
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Misdemeanor Charges: Article number one, section
number twenty-three. I wouldn't, if I were you.
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Misdemeanor Charges: Article number one, section
number twenty-three. You'll get in trouble.
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It is illegal to secretly loiter and prowl in areas where articles of
clothing may be taken off such as... Stop acting like goody-two-shoes.
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...a home, bathing area, changing area and bathroom
without a valid reason... Stop acting like goody-two-shoes.
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I want naive boys like you to have this!
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Ninja Technique Ero-motion!
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What was that just now?
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Shh! You're so stupid!
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Shut up and fall under his spell!
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I've been charmed...
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Let us go, my fellow ninjas.
I've been charmed...
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Let us go, my fellow ninjas.
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Yes, let's!
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Wow, what a powerful ninja technique.
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I can't believe I couldn't dodge that.
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It's no use if I'm under a spell!
I can't believe I couldn't dodge that.
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It's no use if I'm under a spell!
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Wonder if it's going to be erotic?
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Hey! Don't leave me behind!
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Women's Changing Room
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You look more full-bodied without your
clothes on, especially around your chest.
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Stop! What do you mean?
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The same goes for you, too.
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I don't think so...
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Gotcha! Gotcha!
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Jeez, Miyabi...
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Shinobu...
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Oh, no...
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You mustn't...
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We shouldn't, Kaede... Miyabi is watching...
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It doesn't matter...
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Today, Miyabi can join us too, right?
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Join what?
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The secret things that women do...
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Now... come here.
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Women?
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...is what I think is happening.
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What's wrong guys?
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T-That was an imagined scene?
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I can't believe I let myself react in such ways!
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Must be nice to be young. Anyway!
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Our goal is inside this forest!
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Shall we go, you premature bastards?
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Roger!
Roger!
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Just you wait, maidens...
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What's wrong?
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This is amazing!
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A hundred rhinoceros and stag beetles...
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No! There are a hundred and eight!
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Sure was worth living this long!
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It's a treasure trove!
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I feel like we're forgetting something important...
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Who cares, as long as we're all having fun?
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Hey! Look at that!
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Stingy-sting hurts! Stop stinging me!
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A catastrophe!
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No! That's not what I'm talking about!
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Look at that!
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That
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That
What?
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That
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That
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That
That's a...!
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That
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Is that the legendary...
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Samurai Helmet Beetle
Is that the legendary...
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Get the legend!
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No!
Get the legend!
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No!
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Stay still!
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Wait! Stop it! Guys!
Stay still!
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Wait! Stop it! Guys!
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Abi-chori, abi-chori, tareeee...
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Oh my.
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You bastards!
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Damn it!
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Oh no!
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This is bad!
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The current gets stronger around there!
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We need to save him!
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Let's go everyone!
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Um... Did something happen?
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Yahoo!
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Today is probably the pinnacle of my life!
Yahoo!
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Today is probably the pinnacle of my life!
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There you go!
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Oh, Onsokumaru!
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Onsokumaru, are you okay?
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No, I'm not okay!
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Something terrible happens to me...
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...and you guys are having a happy moment?!
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A bikini babe here and there isn't
going to quell my anger! Kintoki bean!
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Kaede, hold on!
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No!
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Even the Earth is angry with me!
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But isn't this a bit too strange?
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Something's weird!
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The water temperature is rising!
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What?
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It couldn't be... a hot spring?
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Hey hey... that sounds really bad!
252
00:10:58,112 --> 00:10:59,914
This is bad! Everyone run!
253
00:11:09,557 --> 00:11:12,326
Looks like everyone is okay.
254
00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:13,794
Over there!
255
00:11:14,628 --> 00:11:20,601
Guys! Help! Help me! Save me! Please!
256
00:11:21,035 --> 00:11:22,636
What a beautiful rainbow.
257
00:11:23,237 --> 00:11:24,505
Oh, that?
258
00:11:24,538 --> 00:11:26,774
This will be a summer to remember.
259
00:11:26,907 --> 00:11:27,675
Yes!
260
00:11:28,809 --> 00:11:31,845
Are you just going to leave me up here?
261
00:11:44,758 --> 00:11:45,259
Miyabi in Love!
262
00:11:45,259 --> 00:11:47,861
Miyabi in Love
Miyabi in Love!
263
00:11:47,861 --> 00:11:48,896
Miyabi in Love
264
00:11:53,567 --> 00:11:54,969
So, that's the story.
265
00:11:54,969 --> 00:11:56,704
I didn't know what to do.
266
00:11:57,304 --> 00:11:59,406
No way. That doesn't sound right.
267
00:11:59,406 --> 00:12:00,808
Are you sure about that?
268
00:12:00,975 --> 00:12:02,109
It's true! I'd never lie to you.
269
00:12:02,109 --> 00:12:04,845
Boys Dorm Girls Dorm
It's true! I'd never lie to you.
270
00:12:04,845 --> 00:12:05,045
Boys Dorm
Girls Dorm
271
00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,515
I live this way so,
272
00:12:08,515 --> 00:12:10,784
I'll see you tomorrow at school. Bye-bye.
273
00:12:11,085 --> 00:12:12,586
Okay! See you later!
274
00:12:12,886 --> 00:12:14,655
Bye!
275
00:12:26,967 --> 00:12:28,936
Yakisoba Takoyaki
Stare...
276
00:12:28,936 --> 00:12:30,704
Stare...
277
00:12:33,707 --> 00:12:36,577
Don't scream or he's going to get it.
278
00:12:37,011 --> 00:12:39,747
Miyabi, listen to what he says!
279
00:12:39,747 --> 00:12:41,048
Don't try to change the subject!
280
00:12:41,148 --> 00:12:42,116
How could you!
281
00:12:42,116 --> 00:12:45,085
You were hiding and watching
this entire time? Even you, Sis?
282
00:12:45,185 --> 00:12:46,353
I'm sorry!
283
00:12:46,587 --> 00:12:47,921
Lax Face
284
00:12:48,122 --> 00:12:49,523
Beast Face
285
00:12:49,823 --> 00:12:52,059
Can you believe it? Look how different she is.
286
00:12:52,059 --> 00:12:54,628
The current laws aren't enough to punish her.
287
00:12:54,962 --> 00:12:58,365
Seems like she acts cute in front of that boy.
288
00:12:58,365 --> 00:13:00,134
Stop whispering!
289
00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:04,204
So who's that boy? Will you introduce me to him?
290
00:13:05,272 --> 00:13:06,206
Well...
291
00:13:06,573 --> 00:13:06,740
List of students
292
00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:10,110
List of students Here he is.
It's this guy. His name is Takeru.
293
00:13:10,110 --> 00:13:11,845
List of students
294
00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:15,416
The suspect is in the Magic Department...
295
00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:18,152
...and his grades rival Miyabi's.
296
00:13:18,419 --> 00:13:19,987
What's your relation to him?!
297
00:13:20,287 --> 00:13:23,424
Kids these days are so full of vigor!
298
00:13:23,424 --> 00:13:26,026
Shut up. Takeru is a good friend!
299
00:13:26,026 --> 00:13:28,696
He's a wonderful guy compared to you guys.
300
00:13:28,696 --> 00:13:30,864
Didn't take long for her to gush!
301
00:13:30,864 --> 00:13:33,300
Love G-men! Can you backtrack it?
302
00:13:33,534 --> 00:13:35,302
It's a success! The source is...
303
00:13:36,370 --> 00:13:37,504
It's true love.
304
00:13:37,738 --> 00:13:38,972
It's crisp and refreshing!
305
00:13:38,972 --> 00:13:40,007
Shwaaa~!
306
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,675
Shut up! Shut up!
307
00:13:42,443 --> 00:13:43,510
And these guys are...?
308
00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:47,548
The secret Miyabi fans on their last breath.
309
00:13:47,781 --> 00:13:48,949
How regretful...
310
00:13:48,949 --> 00:13:51,985
But, if it means Miyabi's happiness,
311
00:13:51,985 --> 00:13:53,887
we'll bow out like men!
312
00:13:54,188 --> 00:13:55,856
Hope you have a wonderful life together!
313
00:13:58,025 --> 00:13:59,927
I'll be cheering for you, too!
314
00:14:00,828 --> 00:14:01,929
Miyabi?
315
00:14:04,798 --> 00:14:07,301
Ninja Academy Phavmaceutical
Research Depaviment
316
00:14:07,668 --> 00:14:10,904
The Ninja Academy
Pharmaceutical Research Room is...
317
00:14:10,904 --> 00:14:13,741
...where they research and develop
forbidden drugs day and night.
318
00:14:13,741 --> 00:14:15,676
It's the super secret section!
319
00:14:15,676 --> 00:14:15,876
Biochemistry Department
It's the super secret section!
320
00:14:15,876 --> 00:14:17,111
Biochemistry Department
321
00:14:19,913 --> 00:14:21,548
Specimen Room
322
00:14:22,883 --> 00:14:24,118
Sis...
323
00:14:24,651 --> 00:14:27,688
Don't worry. Let's leave it to Onsokumaru.
324
00:14:29,123 --> 00:14:32,926
Guys! How is the development
of that drug coming along?
325
00:14:33,327 --> 00:14:35,095
Oh, Onsokumaru!
326
00:14:35,095 --> 00:14:36,363
Perfect timing!
327
00:14:36,697 --> 00:14:39,066
We just finished it!
328
00:14:41,001 --> 00:14:41,869
Is that the...
329
00:14:41,902 --> 00:14:43,137
Indeed!
330
00:14:43,137 --> 00:14:45,606
It's the love potion!
331
00:14:47,808 --> 00:14:51,078
Every ounce of wisdom and skill from
our Ninja Academy Pharmaceutical...
332
00:14:51,078 --> 00:14:54,615
...Research Department is collected
in this secret miracle drug!
333
00:14:55,249 --> 00:14:57,751
Stop fighting over it, you idiots!
334
00:14:57,951 --> 00:14:59,686
I didn't do a special sneak preview...
335
00:14:59,686 --> 00:15:01,688
...0 you guys could be popular with the ladies!
336
00:15:02,756 --> 00:15:05,926
You're right. Didn't mean to get so excited.
337
00:15:06,293 --> 00:15:09,630
As a member of the Miyabi
Fan Club... I'm embarrassed!
338
00:15:09,963 --> 00:15:13,233
Um... are you sure that potion is safe?
339
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,635
I'm shocked!
340
00:15:14,902 --> 00:15:17,738
Are you doubting the Pharmaceutical
Research Department's skills?
341
00:15:17,905 --> 00:15:20,374
I'll drink it anyway.
342
00:15:20,841 --> 00:15:22,443
He's guzzling it!
343
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:23,844
Hey! That's not fair!
344
00:15:25,245 --> 00:15:27,548
Onsokumaru! What are you doing?!
345
00:15:27,681 --> 00:15:30,284
Ha-ha! I drank it all!
346
00:15:30,284 --> 00:15:31,385
That's not what I mean!
347
00:15:31,385 --> 00:15:34,221
You're supposed to make the person you
want to fall in love with you drink it!
348
00:15:34,221 --> 00:15:36,757
You'll fall in love with the first person you see!
349
00:15:37,124 --> 00:15:37,791
Why does this happen to me?
350
00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:39,026
Love potion Popularity potion
Why does this happen to me?
351
00:15:39,026 --> 00:15:39,293
Why does this happen to me?
352
00:15:39,359 --> 00:15:41,261
Shinobu! Where's Shinobu?
353
00:15:41,261 --> 00:15:43,797
Come get in front of me! Please come here!
354
00:15:44,064 --> 00:15:46,333
I'll be waiting for you to apply.
355
00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:49,136
Getting close to Onsokumaru
right now is really dangerous!
356
00:15:49,503 --> 00:15:50,504
Hey, look everyone!
357
00:15:50,504 --> 00:15:52,172
The monkey over there is pulling the...
358
00:15:52,172 --> 00:15:54,007
...edges of his briefs so hard he's floating!
359
00:15:54,141 --> 00:15:54,942
What?!
360
00:15:54,942 --> 00:15:58,312
And look at the size of his Nyoibo
that he's barely concealing!
361
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:00,481
That's definitely an R rating!
362
00:16:00,581 --> 00:16:02,850
Oh! The flowers are blooming all around him!
363
00:16:02,983 --> 00:16:04,651
He's glaring at us and provoking us!
364
00:16:04,818 --> 00:16:06,386
Damn it! I so want to see!
365
00:16:06,386 --> 00:16:08,522
But I don't want to see that right now!
366
00:16:09,223 --> 00:16:11,792
Oh, Onsokumaru, there's
a triangular, crudely cut,
367
00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:14,161
dangerous-looking wooden pole
inconspicuously placed over there.
368
00:16:14,161 --> 00:16:15,128
Be careful!
369
00:16:15,262 --> 00:16:18,098
Damn idiot! There's no way
something like that would...
370
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:22,102
Am I mounted on something?
371
00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:25,038
I can't take this!
372
00:16:28,475 --> 00:16:29,576
He should just fly.
373
00:16:30,277 --> 00:16:31,245
Yeah...
374
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,582
It's starting to feel good...
375
00:16:36,316 --> 00:16:37,885
Onsokumaru, you can do it!
376
00:16:37,885 --> 00:16:39,152
You're almost at the goal!
377
00:16:39,486 --> 00:16:41,255
That's Shinobu's voice!
378
00:16:41,955 --> 00:16:43,524
I've been waiting for this moment!
379
00:16:43,757 --> 00:16:47,194
I pick you as my bride!
380
00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:51,198
A mirror?
381
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:56,370
How... How beautiful you are...
382
00:16:56,470 --> 00:16:58,872
I am... I am in love with you...
383
00:16:58,872 --> 00:16:59,506
Onsokumaru, snap out of it!
I am... I am in love with you...
384
00:16:59,506 --> 00:17:00,707
Onsokumaru, snap out of it!
385
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,243
Honey, who's that woman behind you?
386
00:17:03,243 --> 00:17:06,013
Already cheating on me? Unbelievable!
387
00:17:06,213 --> 00:17:07,514
I can't forgive myself.
388
00:17:07,514 --> 00:17:11,451
Why is it that I can only confirm
your love during battle?
389
00:17:11,451 --> 00:17:13,887
Take that! Take that! Die, me!
390
00:17:13,887 --> 00:17:15,155
It's a battle between the two Onsokumaru!
391
00:17:15,155 --> 00:17:15,355
I'll bet twenty on Onsokumarul!
It's a battle between the two Onsokumaru!
392
00:17:15,355 --> 00:17:16,456
I'll bet twenty on Onsokumaru!
393
00:17:16,456 --> 00:17:18,025
Then, I'm going to bet ten on Onsokumarul!
394
00:17:18,025 --> 00:17:19,259
I'm betting my pudding from lunch!
395
00:17:19,259 --> 00:17:20,561
I'll bet my deep fried bun!
396
00:17:20,827 --> 00:17:21,929
Oh my...
397
00:17:24,698 --> 00:17:26,066
She's angry...
398
00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:27,634
Gulp!
Gulp!
399
00:17:28,135 --> 00:17:31,405
To think I actually took you seriously...!
400
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,942
Where? Who?
401
00:17:46,453 --> 00:17:49,456
I was an idiot for trusting him.
402
00:17:49,456 --> 00:17:50,524
Now, now...
403
00:17:50,524 --> 00:17:52,893
I'm sure Onsokumaru had good intentions.
404
00:17:52,893 --> 00:17:54,294
Right, Onsokumaru?
405
00:17:55,062 --> 00:17:56,163
Onsokumaru?
406
00:17:59,466 --> 00:18:00,334
He can't be!
He can't be!
407
00:18:04,771 --> 00:18:07,240
Loose bowel time!
408
00:18:08,909 --> 00:18:10,978
I know this is sudden,
but we're going to test you!
409
00:18:10,978 --> 00:18:12,879
Try escaping out of this situation!
410
00:18:13,146 --> 00:18:15,015
W-What is this?
411
00:18:15,148 --> 00:18:17,584
Don't kids know what a bazooka is these days?
412
00:18:17,584 --> 00:18:20,120
It's a powerful version of your morning bazooka!
413
00:18:20,253 --> 00:18:21,955
That's not what I meant...
414
00:18:22,155 --> 00:18:24,057
Who are you guys?
415
00:18:24,157 --> 00:18:27,227
Society likes to call us punks.
416
00:18:27,227 --> 00:18:29,529
We wander-wander the city
in search of opponents.
417
00:18:29,529 --> 00:18:31,898
We munch-munch the beef that
other people barbequed.
418
00:18:31,898 --> 00:18:34,701
And we swing-swing staring at a girl's breasts.
419
00:18:35,102 --> 00:18:36,336
That's not it...
420
00:18:36,670 --> 00:18:39,640
We're the "People Worried
about Miyabi's Future."
421
00:18:39,806 --> 00:18:41,742
We came here to test you...
422
00:18:41,742 --> 00:18:44,378
...to see if you're worthy of Miyabi.
423
00:18:44,778 --> 00:18:45,879
Miyabi?
424
00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:48,882
No ifs, ands, or buts! Let's do it men!
425
00:18:48,882 --> 00:18:49,683
Yeah!
426
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:54,488
So, tell us how to be popular with the girls.
427
00:18:54,588 --> 00:18:56,657
Guys like you are an asset!
428
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,625
This isn't a test, so...
429
00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:00,494
Can you sign this cross-promotion agreement?
430
00:19:01,028 --> 00:19:04,698
How much time do popular guys spend
thinking perverted thoughts, in a day?
431
00:19:04,698 --> 00:19:06,433
Two seconds? Three seconds?
432
00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:08,101
Umm...
433
00:19:08,101 --> 00:19:09,202
Hold it right there!
434
00:19:11,805 --> 00:19:13,840
Damn it! She's on to us!
435
00:19:14,107 --> 00:19:18,078
What do you guys think you're doing?!
436
00:19:19,279 --> 00:19:20,414
Say your prayers!
437
00:19:25,585 --> 00:19:26,620
They're huge!
438
00:19:28,221 --> 00:19:29,623
It's starting to feel good...
439
00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:31,058
A new perversion?
440
00:19:31,758 --> 00:19:33,794
Wait! Miyabi, calm down!
441
00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:42,035
Don't think you're off the hook just yet.
442
00:19:42,202 --> 00:19:43,603
Oh my God!
443
00:19:44,271 --> 00:19:45,472
Miyabi?
444
00:19:57,851 --> 00:19:59,186
I blew it...
445
00:20:07,394 --> 00:20:09,830
I won! I beat Miyabi!
446
00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:10,597
Miyabi!
447
00:20:11,898 --> 00:20:13,533
Wait! Miyabi!
448
00:20:14,301 --> 00:20:15,635
Hold on! Guys!
449
00:20:15,635 --> 00:20:16,470
Shinobu!
450
00:20:17,571 --> 00:20:19,639
It's okay. Let's leave it to him.
451
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,075
Those two will be fine.
452
00:20:22,509 --> 00:20:24,644
It would be silly to intrude.
453
00:20:25,512 --> 00:20:28,415
Why are you guys acting like
the good guys after all this?
454
00:20:28,515 --> 00:20:29,483
You traitors!
455
00:20:29,483 --> 00:20:30,584
Miyabi...
You traitors!
456
00:20:30,584 --> 00:20:30,784
You traitors!
457
00:20:38,258 --> 00:20:40,127
Miyabi!
458
00:20:46,733 --> 00:20:49,903
Jeez... You're such a fast runner!
459
00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:51,438
You hate me, right?
460
00:20:52,706 --> 00:20:55,909
You must hate violent girls like me.
461
00:20:56,276 --> 00:21:01,381
I was trying to act more like
a girl around you, but... I...
462
00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:04,851
No, I don't.
463
00:21:06,353 --> 00:21:10,357
Actually, I was in awe at how cool you were!
464
00:21:12,526 --> 00:21:13,326
No way...
465
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:17,264
Didn't I tell you? I'd never lie to you.
466
00:21:22,536 --> 00:21:24,004
T-Ta keru!
467
00:21:24,437 --> 00:21:29,042
Well... There's something I've
been meaning to tell you.
468
00:21:29,743 --> 00:21:32,179
About how I feel about you!
469
00:21:33,914 --> 00:21:35,549
Wow, so what happened?
470
00:21:38,418 --> 00:21:39,219
Sucks to be you!
471
00:21:39,219 --> 00:21:40,487
Shut up! You poison manjuu!
Sucks to be you!
472
00:21:40,487 --> 00:21:41,354
Shut up! You poison manjuu!
473
00:21:41,454 --> 00:21:43,824
Apparently, he's already dating someone.
474
00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:45,859
Well, it's a common story.
475
00:21:47,661 --> 00:21:49,729
What? You have a problem?
476
00:22:00,774 --> 00:22:01,875
Shuu tata shuu tata!
477
00:22:04,477 --> 00:22:05,278
Hurry up!
478
00:22:07,981 --> 00:22:09,216
Shuu tata shuu tata!
479
00:22:09,816 --> 00:22:10,884
Gather around!
Shugou
480
00:22:12,552 --> 00:22:19,459
Made it in the nick of time, I slid in
Giri giri seefu suberikonde
481
00:22:19,793 --> 00:22:26,433
I jumped over the tough morning
Kibishii asa wo tobikoeta
482
00:22:26,766 --> 00:22:29,402
"What you said yesterday..."
Kinou no hanashi
483
00:22:29,536 --> 00:22:33,473
"...might have been a little white lie, " you said
chotto duke uso kamo nante
484
00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:39,379
I definitely have a long way to go with my training,
Yappari shugyou busoku
485
00:22:40,113 --> 00:22:41,181
Let's do it!
Ganbarou
486
00:22:41,281 --> 00:22:45,151
Turn turn turn, one day I'll become great
Kuru kuru ri, rippa ni naru hi ga
487
00:22:45,151 --> 00:22:48,355
Turn turn turn, turn turn turn
Kuru kuru rii, kuru kuru rin
488
00:22:49,155 --> 00:22:51,892
It's okay
Daijoubu
489
00:22:52,092 --> 00:22:55,929
"With prayer, flowers bloom," someone said
Nenzureba Hana hiraku nante
490
00:22:55,929 --> 00:22:59,165
It's an unreliable philosophy
Tayori nai hitori goto
491
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,671
But I've got to try!
Demo ganbaranakucha
492
00:23:05,739 --> 00:23:06,940
Shuu tata shuu tata!
493
00:23:09,442 --> 00:23:10,343
Hurry up!
494
00:23:12,946 --> 00:23:14,080
Shuu tata shuu tata!
495
00:23:14,848 --> 00:23:15,749
Break it up!
Kaisan
496
00:23:18,451 --> 00:23:19,252
Hurry up!
497
00:23:21,955 --> 00:23:26,226
Shinobu, I still don't understand Sasuke.
498
00:23:26,226 --> 00:23:28,762
Really? You still have lots to learn.
499
00:23:28,762 --> 00:23:31,498
Is Sasuke there with the other ninjas?
500
00:23:31,498 --> 00:23:31,598
Yes!
Is Sasuke there with the other ninjas?
501
00:23:31,598 --> 00:23:31,965
Yes!
502
00:23:31,965 --> 00:23:32,065
Yes!
Where is he? Where is he?
503
00:23:32,065 --> 00:23:32,699
Where is he? Where is he?
504
00:23:32,699 --> 00:23:35,568
The guy who looks like
the class president is him.
505
00:23:35,568 --> 00:23:36,903
I can't tell.
506
00:23:37,003 --> 00:23:38,605
Next episode of 2x2=Shinobuden!
507
00:23:38,905 --> 00:23:41,174
"Onsokumaru Goes to Hell" and...
508
00:23:41,408 --> 00:23:43,643
..."The Ninjas Host a Summer Festival!"
509
00:23:44,044 --> 00:23:45,211
Well, he's the one that looks like...
510
00:23:45,211 --> 00:23:46,079
Onsokumaru Goes to Mell The Ninjas Host a Summer
'Festival Well, he's the one that looks like...
511
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Onsokumavu Cioes $o Hell The Ninjas Host a Summer Festival
...he likes double-ply toilet paper better than single-ply.
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Onsokumaru Goes to Mell The Ninjas
Host a Summer 'Festival I still can't tell!
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Onsokumaru Goes to Mell
The Ninjas Host a Summer 'Festival