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My feelings are always
spinning around and around!
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I'm Shinobu!
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Gaboraa!
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I'm a female ninja,
Watashi Kunoichi
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Two times two equals Shinobu!
Ninin ga Shinobu desu
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I'm a trainee, but...
Minarai dakedo
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...I'm on the path to becoming a ninja
ninja no michi wo mashigura
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Let's learn ninja techniques,
Manabo ninpo
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Nin-Nin! Let's learn ninja
techniques, Manabo ninpo
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Nin-Nin!
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Finally today, the great transformation
kyou koso daihenshin
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Chant the spell,
Jyumon tonaete
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What's this magnificent, yet naughty, sight? a bold
pose, I'm going to nail it daitan pozu kimete mimasu
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What's this magnificent, yet naughty, sight?
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Let's go, close your eyes, take a deep breath
Iku yo me wo tojite shinkokyuu shite
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Suuu~! Let's go, close your eyes, take a deep
breath Iku yo me wo tojite shinkokyuu shite
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Suuu~!
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Ninja Technique: Art of the Doppelganger
Ninpo bunshin no jutsu
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One, two, three, four! One,
two, three, four! Ichi ni san shi
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Oh my, that's weird
Arya-rya-rya hen ne
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Big time, big time,
Buchake buchake
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Lots of mishaps
Shippai ippai
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Watch this, this time it's ninja stars
Mitete kondo wa shuriken
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One, two, three, four! One,
two, three, four!
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hopefully this will work
Nantoka naare
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Ei-ya, Ei-ya!
Ei-ya, Ei-ya!
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It's sink or swim
Ichikabachika de
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Watch this, my power's at it's max
Mitete pawaa wa zenkai
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I'll be stronger tomorrow, Shinobu
Asu wa motto tsuyoku narimasu Shinobu
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I'll be stronger tomorrow,
Shinobu Asu wa motto tsuyoku narimasu Shinobu
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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I'm a ninja
Ninja desu
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This story is about the super
handsome boy, Onsokumaru...
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...and the beautiful women that surround him.
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It's an anime filled with love, lust,
and unexpected nudity...
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Onsokumaru Gets Angry!
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Onsokumaru Gets Angry
Onsokumaru Gets Angry!
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Onsokumaru Gets Angry
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Crazy happy!
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Crazy efforts!
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Onsokumaru, you're not punching hard enough!
Crazy efforts!
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Onsokumaru, you're not punching hard enough!
Crazy fight!
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Crazy fight!
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And your armpits smell!
Crazy fight!
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And your armpits smell!
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I'm almost powerful as a
baby dinosaur right now!
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You're doing great with your image training!
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What's gotten into Onsokumaru?
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Well, you see...
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He was spanked on the butt by my
little sister Miyabi the other day,
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so he's determined to get back at her.
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I feel sorry for you Shinobu.
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Look at these muscles on my body!
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Are my female fans waiting
for me behind the gym? Well?
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This is too gross!
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Onsokumaru, please forgive Miyabi.
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I'll scold her and make sure
she feels bad for what she did.
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Even you can't stop me!
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I'm going to straighten her out myself!
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Miyabi! I'm ready for you!
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My lightning-fast fists will rain upon you!
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But I will stop at the last moment!
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You will be struck by my kindness and...
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Tears
Tears!
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Repent
Repent!
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Reform
Reform!
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Reform!
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And love will follow!
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What a calculated strategy!
And love will follow!
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What a calculated strategy!
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Tadaa!
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Surprised?
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And then, the snake I found
was actually a Tsuchinoko!
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Really?
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There are a lot of Tsuchinoko
in the area so be careful.
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Miyabi...
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You finally pulled my safety plug...
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I'd be worried if I were you.
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Oh, Onsokumaru, you're here too?
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Following the laws of the Galactic Federation...
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...I'll turn you into dust of the vast universe!
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P... Please forgive me!
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Or else I'll cry and...
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Onsokumaru always seems to get it on his butt.
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Yes...
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Damn you, Miyabi! I'll never forgive her!
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If I had exactly fifteen more seconds to react...
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...the outcome might have been different!
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You really lost by a landslide.
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What kind of battle was it?
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I guess I have no choice...
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Let me tell you the story!
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NINJA VS NINJA My ninja techniques
and Miyabi's magic went head to head!
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My ninja techniques and Miyabi's
magic went head to head!
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The two colliding energies
engulfed the castle in flames!
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"Che castle was angulfiad in flamed! The two
colliding energies engulfed the castle in flames!
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The two colliding energies
engulfed the castle in flames!
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All systems failed at the base.
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Our fate was absolutely sealed! Then...!
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Absolutely Sealed Our fate
was absolutely sealed! Then...!
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But then!!
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But then!! The eyes of the female
ogre mask in the command center lit up!
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The eyes of the female ogre mask
in the command center lit up!
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Yes! It was the signal to use...
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...the Ninja Bazooka from
our Paris Headquarters!
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Awesome! That's awesome!
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Hey you, stop exaggerating
the story into epic proportions...
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Is there any way to defeat Miyabi?
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If you tell Miyabi you're the Head Master,
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she'll probably quit doing terrible things to you.
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I didn't even think of such a brilliant plan!
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You fool!
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Head Master wants to defeat
Miyabi as Onsokumarul!
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Victory though authoritative power...
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...isn't victory at all!
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Don't you know that's what
he's trying to tell us?
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How foolish of me! That was such a no-no!
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Well... Um...
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Head Master, you're so cool!
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Hey, don't you think he's hot?
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Yeah, okay...
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You guys have it just as bad, so do something!
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Let's see...
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Oh right!
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I think he might be a good match!
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Devil! Hey, Devil!
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D-D-Devil?!
Devil! Hey, Devil!
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D-D-Devil?!
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Who is he?! He sounds really strong!
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You called?
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That's the croc that tried
to eat me a while ago!
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Exactly! But don't worry.
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He's tamed. I also trained
him to speak human words!
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Long time no see.
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Sorry about what happened that time.
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Hope you can forgive me, you bastard.
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He's not trained well at all!
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But he apologized for what happened!
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You should praise him for that!
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I just got the greatest idea.
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I'm such a genius!
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You're being eaten.
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Hey, Miyabi... please try to
get along with Onsokumaru.
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But he's the one who always starts it!
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Guys like him deserve to get punished anyway.
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Onsokumaru is a bit childish, but...
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...there are a lot of good things about him too.
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For example...
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Well...
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Um...
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Hey, Kaede! Tell her about them!
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Don't pass it off to me!
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Good things?
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There are too many for me to count...
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Who is it?
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Tadaa! Attention everyone!
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I'm the new generation Onsokumaru.
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Onsokumaru? What happened to you?
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Surprised?
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This is the ultimate union of
croc power and my brain!
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But you look like you're being
eaten by the crocodile...
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Miyabi! Your magic is useless
against my solid armor!
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W-What did you say?
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Devil! Let's go! Show them our power!
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It's useless.
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I wonder what's wrong?
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Onsokumaru?
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I swallowed him...
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...in one gulp.
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W-What should we do?
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What a pain in the butt!
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You're going to snap my jaw!
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Wow, great job, Miyabi!
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Damn it! I'll show you
with my next big attack!
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Crocodile Powersuit on!
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Crocodile Powersuit!!
Crocodile Powersuit on!
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Onsokumaru! Where is he?
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Oh, it's Miyabi.
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Did Onsokumaru do something?
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He wrote the most ridiculous things...
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...all over my school notebook!
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Annusina tkines'! — Take a deep Breatk in a stinky Bathroom
DONE — Take a Paid holiday and Play adult videoaannes
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Annusina tkines'! — Take a deep Breatk in a stinky Bathroom DONE —
Take a Paid holiday and Play adult videoaannes Wow, that's bad...
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— Guy turns into Girl, Girl turns into (auyl! —
Parvty Stoc-KINC: 600d idea! Wow, that's bad...
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— Guy turns into Girl, Girl turns into
(auyl! — Parvty Stoc-KINC: 600d idea!
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He thought it would be funny,
but it's not. It's kinda mean.
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Hey! Onsokumarul!
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Apologize to Kaede!
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Sounds like he's all over the place.
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Where? Where? Where is it?!
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Where is it written?!
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Found him!
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This is Occult Team to everyone!
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Discovered the target in Area E!
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Hey! Get down here, Onsokumarul!
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Come down, Onsokumaru!
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Hold on! Listen to me!
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Ignore him!
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Pull him down and punish him
with duct tape underpants!
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We're going that far?
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It was so dangerous,
we abolished it ten years ago.
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How terrifying! But we have no choice!
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Let go of me, you idiots!
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Forgive us Onsokumaru. It was your order!
Let go of me, you idiots!
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Forgive us Onsokumaru. It was your order!
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It's your fault! It's all your fault!
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Do it! Do it!
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Poor Onsokumaru...
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He deserves it!
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Yup. Yup.
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Damn it!
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Didn't you guys see there was...
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...something wrong with that last scene?
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Something wrong?
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Sasuke!
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The seam at your butt is torn!
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Oh no, really?
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Not that!
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There are two Onsokumarus!
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Took you long enough!
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What's going on, Onsokumaru?
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Well, you see...
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I can get back at Miyabi using this!
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I was doing the doppelganger technique and...
I can get back at Miyabi using this!
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I was doing the doppelganger technique and...
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I did it! I did it!
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Yahoo! I'm free!
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Bye-bye, hot guy!
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Wait up, Mr. Handsome!
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I can't have you doing whatever!
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Oh my... So all those pranks were
done by the Onsokumaru clone?
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I was just researching how
to get rid of him, but...
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Get rid of me? Don't be stupid.
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I'm going to stay like this! Let's see...
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Call me Kosokumaru!
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Kosokumaru
Call me Kosokumaru!
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I see, then you and I will have to fight.
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Bring it on.
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Look! There's a cute girl who's blushing
and doesn't know what to do...
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...because she found a dirty
magazine in her brother's room!
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Where? Where?
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I'll find her first!
Where? Where?
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I'll find her first!
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They both use cheap tactics...
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They both said the same thing...
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And they're both being fooled!
247
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Impressive, my clone... We're even!
248
00:10:25,646 --> 00:10:29,517
I never expected to taste
my own terrifying wrath...
249
00:10:29,617 --> 00:10:31,352
What a ridiculous match.
250
00:10:31,719 --> 00:10:33,420
Then, it's a physical match!
251
00:10:33,721 --> 00:10:36,190
I won't stop punching you until you cry!
252
00:10:36,457 --> 00:10:37,925
Me too!
253
00:10:38,225 --> 00:10:39,994
Damn you! Damn you!
Damn you! Damn you!
254
00:10:40,227 --> 00:10:41,762
What a fierce aerial battle!
255
00:10:41,762 --> 00:10:42,997
I can't take my eyes off of them!
256
00:10:46,534 --> 00:10:48,235
Neither of us are winning.
257
00:10:48,502 --> 00:10:50,838
I have to go take a dump, too!
258
00:10:51,038 --> 00:10:53,174
Just don't go right now!
259
00:10:53,641 --> 00:10:54,642
What's happening?
260
00:10:57,011 --> 00:11:01,415
Help me! I'm getting stuck!
261
00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:05,920
Damn! Have I run out of time? See you!
262
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:06,921
Run out of time?
263
00:11:07,054 --> 00:11:09,690
What kind of doppelganger technique is that?
264
00:11:10,357 --> 00:11:12,493
Kosokumaru... He was a formidable enemy.
265
00:11:12,593 --> 00:11:15,362
Of my enemies, he was the strongest,
266
00:11:15,362 --> 00:11:19,233
most courageous, and the most
beautiful I've ever fought!
267
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,901
Why are you lying?
268
00:11:21,302 --> 00:11:25,372
I bought manjuu for everyone! One per person!
269
00:11:25,472 --> 00:11:27,374
Me! Me! Me!
270
00:11:28,075 --> 00:11:32,379
Gimme! Gimme, gimme! Gimme manjuul!
Manjuu! Gimme manjuul!
271
00:11:32,479 --> 00:11:34,448
Gimme! Manjuu! Manjuu gimme! Gimme
manjuu! Gimme! Manjuul!
272
00:11:34,748 --> 00:11:35,950
He's at it again...
273
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,219
Gimme! Gimme manjuul!
274
00:11:50,564 --> 00:11:51,198
Shinobu Leaves the Manor!
275
00:11:51,198 --> 00:11:53,701
Shinobu Leaves the Manov
Shinobu Leaves the Manor!
276
00:11:53,701 --> 00:11:55,002
Shinobu Leaves the Manor
277
00:11:55,369 --> 00:11:58,005
So, are all the head ninjas here?
278
00:11:58,005 --> 00:11:58,472
Yes!
Yes!
279
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,643
Then let us begin our monthly meeting!
280
00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:05,179
Attention! Bow! Fart! Sit!
281
00:12:05,512 --> 00:12:06,780
Monthly meeting?
282
00:12:07,181 --> 00:12:08,916
Um, Onsokumaru...
283
00:12:09,383 --> 00:12:10,150
One Important
Point "Shinobuden" Facts
284
00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:12,553
One Important Point "Shinobuden" Facts
One Point "Shinobuden" Important Facts!
285
00:12:12,553 --> 00:12:13,020
One Important
Point "Shinobuden" Facts
286
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,655
Onsokumaru is actually the
Head Master of the ninja clan.
287
00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:16,657
Onsokumaru = Head Master Onsokumaru is
actually the Head Master of the ninja clan.
288
00:12:16,657 --> 00:12:16,991
Head Master
Onsokumaru
289
00:12:16,991 --> 00:12:20,361
Onsokumaru = Head Master He acts
as a subordinate only in front of Shinobu.
290
00:12:20,361 --> 00:12:20,628
Head Master
Onsokumaru
291
00:12:20,628 --> 00:12:23,697
Onsokumaru Head Master
Apparently he thinks he's being cute doing that.
292
00:12:23,697 --> 00:12:24,398
Head Master
Onsokumaru
293
00:12:24,865 --> 00:12:27,568
Call me Head Master because
Shinobu isn't around.
294
00:12:27,568 --> 00:12:30,304
What a pain in the... Right! Sorry!
295
00:12:30,437 --> 00:12:34,208
Head Master, have we always
had daily meetings like this?
296
00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:37,211
Get with it, will ya?
297
00:12:37,311 --> 00:12:38,479
Remember last month...
298
00:12:38,479 --> 00:12:42,383
...we said lines girls say that
make us think they're cute?
299
00:12:42,549 --> 00:12:44,885
Whoa! That was a meeting?
300
00:12:44,985 --> 00:12:47,921
But that was time well spent!
301
00:12:48,756 --> 00:12:50,457
“I'm going on a diet tomorrow!"
302
00:12:50,457 --> 00:12:52,426
"Can I get a chocolate parfait, please?"
303
00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:55,296
He's already practicing! How studious!
304
00:12:55,763 --> 00:12:58,432
“I've never met a boy like you."
305
00:12:58,532 --> 00:13:01,302
"Mr. Solider! There's something
bizarre on the love front!"
306
00:13:01,435 --> 00:13:02,536
That's supposed to be cute?
307
00:13:02,770 --> 00:13:05,572
"Master. My tail is my weakness."
308
00:13:05,706 --> 00:13:07,675
A half-human, half animal maid?!
309
00:13:07,675 --> 00:13:08,442
What a surprise!
310
00:13:08,942 --> 00:13:11,712
"So that's what one looks like? It's so cute!"
311
00:13:12,613 --> 00:13:14,315
Head Master! That was so lame!
312
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,716
It's too perverted! You fail!
313
00:13:15,716 --> 00:13:16,784
What did you say, Sasuke?
314
00:13:17,017 --> 00:13:19,320
You're reading into it too deeply!
315
00:13:19,486 --> 00:13:22,056
As a preacher of Angelic Girl lines...
316
00:13:22,056 --> 00:13:24,825
...I can't stand the "So that's
what one looks like," part!
317
00:13:24,992 --> 00:13:27,428
You guys are embarrassing
yourselves, so please stop.
318
00:13:28,128 --> 00:13:30,664
Stop blowing your stinky breath on me, damn it!
319
00:13:30,831 --> 00:13:33,734
We're here to discuss more
important things at this meeting!
320
00:13:33,901 --> 00:13:35,336
Does that mean...
321
00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:36,770
Onsokumaru Sortie
Victory Win
322
00:13:36,770 --> 00:13:39,139
Onsokumaru Sortie Victory Win You're going to
enter the political arena and put an end...
323
00:13:39,139 --> 00:13:41,175
Onsokumaru Sortie Victory Win ...to the
ridiculous law about banning bloomer sales!
324
00:13:41,175 --> 00:13:41,642
Onsokumaru Sortie
Victory Win
325
00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:44,611
Head Master! Oh yeah!
Head Master! Oh yeah!
326
00:13:45,079 --> 00:13:46,413
Congratulations!
327
00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:49,116
You're wrong... But I will do it someday...
328
00:13:51,385 --> 00:13:54,688
So, today's topic is...
329
00:13:55,723 --> 00:13:57,691
...is the issue, and so...
330
00:13:59,126 --> 00:14:00,794
The Head Master and the
ninjas are in a meeting.
331
00:14:03,597 --> 00:14:05,032
I can't hear them.
332
00:14:09,303 --> 00:14:12,373
I see. That could be problematic.
333
00:14:12,606 --> 00:14:16,110
So, we're going to have Shinobu leave.
334
00:14:16,343 --> 00:14:19,113
Yes, it's going to be a problem if she stays.
335
00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:27,621
Are they having a meeting
about kicking me out?
336
00:14:28,188 --> 00:14:29,289
It can't be!
337
00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:31,425
Is it because I'm a terrible ninja?
338
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:33,927
Is it because I always sing
the same song at Karaoke?
339
00:14:33,927 --> 00:14:36,230
Is it because I usually rent bad movies?
340
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:37,631
Is it... Is it...
341
00:14:37,965 --> 00:14:40,401
I guess there's too many to mention...
342
00:14:40,534 --> 00:14:43,036
A flea! A rat! A cockroach!
343
00:14:48,442 --> 00:14:49,510
Who goes there!
344
00:14:50,077 --> 00:14:51,545
I could have sworn someone was there.
345
00:14:52,446 --> 00:14:54,047
Crazy fool...
346
00:14:54,148 --> 00:14:56,417
There's no way I wouldn't have noticed!
347
00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:59,019
I'll do a lap around Japan...
348
00:14:59,019 --> 00:15:01,688
...on a unicycle without a seat if I'm wrong!
349
00:15:02,089 --> 00:15:04,258
S-Seriously? Gotta write this down!
350
00:15:11,665 --> 00:15:13,500
Hello Kaede.
351
00:15:13,901 --> 00:15:15,402
Welcome Shinobu.
352
00:15:16,703 --> 00:15:18,205
Boy, oh boy...
353
00:15:18,705 --> 00:15:20,240
What do you want to do today?
354
00:15:20,474 --> 00:15:21,708
Want to go shopping?
355
00:15:28,015 --> 00:15:32,453
I'm sorry I lost my composure
suddenly, but it's nothing!
356
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:33,387
Sniffle.
357
00:15:34,021 --> 00:15:35,689
What do you mean it's nothing?
358
00:15:36,256 --> 00:15:37,391
What happened?
359
00:15:37,758 --> 00:15:40,227
We're best friends. You can talk to me!
360
00:15:40,661 --> 00:15:41,728
Best friends?
361
00:15:41,962 --> 00:15:44,665
Kaede, your words just filled...
362
00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:48,635
...the Shinobu pouch inside
me with sweet nectar!
363
00:15:48,735 --> 00:15:50,304
S-Shinobu pouch?
364
00:15:51,371 --> 00:15:51,772
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
365
00:15:51,772 --> 00:15:53,941
Shinobu pouch Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
366
00:15:54,908 --> 00:15:56,877
You were kicked out of the Valley of the Ninja?
367
00:15:57,211 --> 00:15:58,679
Why? For what reason?
368
00:15:58,946 --> 00:16:03,317
Well, probably because I blow the
breaker a lot using the microwave...
369
00:16:03,317 --> 00:16:07,855
...while Head Master is recording
his favorite show... I think?
370
00:16:08,055 --> 00:16:09,223
For something like that?!
371
00:16:09,356 --> 00:16:11,725
How terrible! Shinobu, you should be furious!
372
00:16:12,392 --> 00:16:13,026
But...
373
00:16:13,827 --> 00:16:17,130
Well, I've made Onsokumaru wear the
same underwear for three days...
374
00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:19,399
...because I forgot to wash them.
375
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,469
I broke Sasuke's figurines when I was cleaning...
376
00:16:22,569 --> 00:16:24,304
I'm sure there's more...
377
00:16:24,671 --> 00:16:27,608
I guess I can somewhat see why now...
378
00:16:29,042 --> 00:16:29,843
I know!
379
00:16:29,943 --> 00:16:33,580
If you don't have a place to go,
come live with me!
380
00:16:35,115 --> 00:16:37,317
B-But that'd be troublesome for you!
381
00:16:37,651 --> 00:16:40,888
Don't worry. I'll convince my parents.
382
00:16:41,288 --> 00:16:42,556
Mom, it's okay right?
383
00:16:42,656 --> 00:16:43,457
Sure!
384
00:16:43,457 --> 00:16:44,291
That was fast!
385
00:16:45,893 --> 00:16:48,629
Actually, I was listening to your conversation.
386
00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:52,733
You're such a good girl,
I'd be happy to let you stay.
387
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:56,570
Plus, I've always wanted a daughter.
388
00:16:57,204 --> 00:16:58,739
Thank you very much.
389
00:16:58,839 --> 00:17:01,275
You already have a daughter!
390
00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:05,579
I never thought I could live at Kaede's home!
391
00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:09,216
But, I'm not sure if I should be happy...
392
00:17:09,216 --> 00:17:11,585
...because I was kicked out.
393
00:17:12,085 --> 00:17:15,956
I'm going to go make a feast tonight for Shinobu.
394
00:17:16,290 --> 00:17:17,491
Alright!
395
00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:19,259
I'll help out!
396
00:17:20,027 --> 00:17:21,295
I might take you up on that!
397
00:17:21,929 --> 00:17:22,496
Me too!
398
00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:37,644
Ow!
399
00:17:38,245 --> 00:17:39,046
Shinobu!
400
00:17:39,746 --> 00:17:42,049
Shinobu, here let me see...
401
00:17:42,516 --> 00:17:43,383
Y-Yes...
402
00:17:44,418 --> 00:17:46,887
You're okay. It's a little cut.
403
00:17:47,387 --> 00:17:48,655
I'll lick it for you.
404
00:17:54,761 --> 00:17:57,030
Kaede's mother is so wonderful!
405
00:17:57,164 --> 00:18:00,233
The two-generation, mother-daughter
team wins the golden glove award!
406
00:18:00,467 --> 00:18:02,069
You make no sense...
407
00:18:06,473 --> 00:18:07,240
I'm home.
408
00:18:08,008 --> 00:18:09,643
Oh, It's a feast tonight!
409
00:18:09,843 --> 00:18:12,779
I know! Shinobu helped make dinner.
410
00:18:13,046 --> 00:18:14,314
Me too! Me too!
411
00:18:15,248 --> 00:18:16,650
I can't wait to eat it.
412
00:18:19,786 --> 00:18:22,823
Shinobu, you should just join our family.
413
00:18:22,923 --> 00:18:26,093
Besides, I've always wanted a daughter.
414
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:27,861
Thank you so much.
415
00:18:27,961 --> 00:18:30,697
You already have a daughter, remember?!
416
00:18:30,797 --> 00:18:32,399
I don't deserve such an offer.
417
00:18:32,699 --> 00:18:36,570
That means Kaede and I will have family ties.
418
00:18:36,670 --> 00:18:37,571
Shinobu's Heartfelt Diary
419
00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:41,675
I must write this happiness
in my heartfelt diary!
420
00:18:44,511 --> 00:18:45,379
Shinobu.
421
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,115
You must be exhausted from today.
422
00:18:48,115 --> 00:18:49,416
You can bathe first.
423
00:18:50,584 --> 00:18:52,252
A bath?!
424
00:18:52,252 --> 00:18:52,619
Bath
A bath?!
425
00:18:52,619 --> 00:18:52,919
Bath
426
00:18:55,956 --> 00:18:58,759
Shinobu, wanna wash each other's backs?
427
00:19:01,895 --> 00:19:03,797
A bath... A bath...
428
00:19:04,231 --> 00:19:07,601
Will she hate me if I say we
should take one together?
429
00:19:14,908 --> 00:19:16,443
Let's take one together!!
430
00:19:18,278 --> 00:19:19,880
Oh, I said it...
431
00:19:20,047 --> 00:19:21,782
Such intensity!
432
00:19:22,582 --> 00:19:23,750
Sure, okay.
433
00:19:23,850 --> 00:19:24,751
Yay!
434
00:19:24,751 --> 00:19:24,985
Oh, hell yeah!
Yay!
435
00:19:24,985 --> 00:19:26,219
Oh, hell yeah!
436
00:19:29,256 --> 00:19:30,123
Intruders!
437
00:19:30,857 --> 00:19:32,325
Donald magic!
438
00:19:33,293 --> 00:19:33,827
Nice control!
439
00:19:34,161 --> 00:19:35,062
Hey, Shinobu!
440
00:19:35,062 --> 00:19:36,630
How long do you intend to stay out!
441
00:19:36,763 --> 00:19:38,532
Hurry up and come home!
442
00:19:38,732 --> 00:19:40,934
Or else, I won't be able to write off...
443
00:19:40,934 --> 00:19:43,403
...the taxi ride that brought us
here as a company expense!
444
00:19:43,403 --> 00:19:45,405
No! I'm the one who paid for it!
445
00:19:46,573 --> 00:19:48,375
Onsokumaru, how dare you...
446
00:19:50,077 --> 00:19:51,011
I thought you...
447
00:19:52,045 --> 00:19:52,979
...were better...
448
00:19:53,113 --> 00:19:54,347
...than that!
449
00:19:55,482 --> 00:19:57,050
You're terrible, Onsokumaru!
450
00:19:57,584 --> 00:20:00,587
I can't believe you had a meeting to
kick her out! You're such a bully!
451
00:20:01,388 --> 00:20:02,656
What? I don't know what you're talking about!
452
00:20:02,656 --> 00:20:03,590
I know nothing!
453
00:20:03,590 --> 00:20:04,991
I'm not listening!
454
00:20:06,026 --> 00:20:08,562
A meeting to kick Shinobu out?
455
00:20:08,962 --> 00:20:11,698
Sasuke, did we talk about something like that?
456
00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:13,967
Today's meeting was about...
457
00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:19,773
...exterminating the rats, cockroaches,
and other pests that are breeding.
458
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:23,210
We talked about having Shinobu leave the
manor while we exterminate them...
459
00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:26,747
...because we thought she might
get upset about killing them.
460
00:20:26,847 --> 00:20:27,514
Oh...
461
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:30,917
That's what it was! I guess
I jumped to conclusions.
462
00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:32,819
Jeez, don't surprise me like that.
463
00:20:33,253 --> 00:20:34,755
But I'm happy for you, Shinobu!
464
00:20:34,855 --> 00:20:37,624
So, I got beat up for nothing?!
465
00:20:37,824 --> 00:20:39,659
Umm... Kaede...
466
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,828
About what we were talking about earlier...
467
00:20:42,229 --> 00:20:43,797
Oh, taking a bath?
468
00:20:44,431 --> 00:20:45,766
Then let's go take one.
469
00:20:46,066 --> 00:20:47,467
What? A bath?
470
00:20:49,603 --> 00:20:53,273
Hey, Onsokumaru, will you wash my back?
471
00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:57,444
Oh, mine too, please. Onsokumaru.
472
00:20:57,544 --> 00:20:59,412
Leave it to me, Mademoiselles!
473
00:20:59,412 --> 00:21:01,281
I'm at your service!
474
00:21:01,281 --> 00:21:04,050
Whoops! My hand slipped! Excuse me!
475
00:21:04,251 --> 00:21:05,352
I'm going to take one with you!
476
00:21:05,352 --> 00:21:06,319
No! You can't stop me!
477
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:09,389
Submit your all-natural selves to ME!
478
00:21:12,759 --> 00:21:15,929
Um, w-would you like me to wash your back?
479
00:21:17,731 --> 00:21:18,999
Yes, please.
480
00:21:20,233 --> 00:21:20,734
Okay!
481
00:21:26,106 --> 00:21:27,474
It feels really good...
482
00:21:29,609 --> 00:21:32,112
Excuse me... My hands slipped...
483
00:21:32,245 --> 00:21:33,446
It's okay! Don't worry!
484
00:21:34,781 --> 00:21:35,415
Garbage dump
485
00:21:35,949 --> 00:21:37,784
What are we? Trash?
486
00:21:37,884 --> 00:21:38,952
I want to take a bath!
487
00:21:39,052 --> 00:21:41,221
Shinobu, Kaede! Are you listening?!
488
00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:43,223
Onsokumaru...
489
00:21:43,490 --> 00:21:47,627
Do you think we're burnable
trash... or non-burnable trash?
490
00:21:47,727 --> 00:21:49,262
I think we'll burn...
491
00:22:00,807 --> 00:22:01,875
Shuu tata shuu tata!
492
00:22:04,511 --> 00:22:05,312
Hurry up!
493
00:22:08,014 --> 00:22:09,249
Shuu tata shuu tata!
494
00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:10,917
Gather around!
Shugou
495
00:22:12,586 --> 00:22:19,492
Made it in the nick of time, I slid in
Giri giri seefu suberikonde
496
00:22:19,826 --> 00:22:26,466
I jumped over the tough morning
Kibishii asa wo tobikoeta
497
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,569
"What you said yesterday..."
Kinou no hanashi
498
00:22:29,569 --> 00:22:33,506
"...might have been a little white lie, " you said
chotto duke uso kamo nante
499
00:22:34,741 --> 00:22:39,412
I definitely have a long way to go with my training,
Yappari shugyou busoku
500
00:22:40,146 --> 00:22:41,314
Let's do it!
Ganbarou
501
00:22:41,314 --> 00:22:45,185
Turn turn turn, one day I'll become great
Kuru kuru ri, rippa ni naru hi ga
502
00:22:45,185 --> 00:22:48,388
Turn turn turn, turn turn turn
Kuru kuru rii, kuru kuru rin
503
00:22:49,189 --> 00:22:51,925
It's okay
Daijoubu
504
00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:55,962
"With prayer, flowers bloom," someone said
Nenzureba Hana hiraku nante
505
00:22:55,962 --> 00:22:59,199
It's an unreliable philosophy
Tayori nai hitori goto
506
00:23:00,033 --> 00:23:04,704
But I've got to try!
Demo gambaranakucha
507
00:23:05,772 --> 00:23:06,840
Shuu tata shuu tata!
508
00:23:09,476 --> 00:23:10,377
Hurry up!
509
00:23:12,979 --> 00:23:14,114
Shuu tata shuu tata!
510
00:23:14,881 --> 00:23:15,782
Break it up!
Kaisan
511
00:23:18,485 --> 00:23:19,286
Hurry up!
512
00:23:22,522 --> 00:23:24,524
Kaede, would you like to become a ninja?
513
00:23:24,524 --> 00:23:25,926
Why are you asking all of a sudden?
514
00:23:25,926 --> 00:23:28,595
No? I thought I could go through
with the hard training...
515
00:23:28,595 --> 00:23:30,864
...if we could do it together...
516
00:23:30,864 --> 00:23:32,532
Does anything good happen
if you become a ninja?
517
00:23:32,532 --> 00:23:35,769
Umm, bananas won't count as
a dessert on your field trips.
518
00:23:35,869 --> 00:23:38,104
It'll open up your mind, and
you'll allow pineapple chunks...
519
00:23:38,104 --> 00:23:40,040
...to be in your sweet and sour pork.
520
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:40,974
What the heck?
521
00:23:41,107 --> 00:23:42,642
Next episode of 2x2=Shinobuden!
522
00:23:42,876 --> 00:23:44,277
“Ninjas Hate the Heat" and...
523
00:23:44,544 --> 00:23:45,278
...'"Miyabi in Love".
524
00:23:45,278 --> 00:23:46,079
Ninjas Mate the Hear Miyabi
in Love ...'"Miyabi in Love".
525
00:23:46,079 --> 00:23:46,913
Ninjas Mate the Hear
Miyabi in Love
526
00:23:46,913 --> 00:23:48,415
Ninjas Mate the Hear Miyabi in Love You'll
become good friends with Onsokumarul!
527
00:23:48,415 --> 00:23:49,316
Ninjas Mate the Hear
Miyabi in Love I'll pass.
528
00:23:49,316 --> 00:23:51,017
Ninjas Mate the Hear
Miyabi in Love