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My feelings are always
spinning around and around!
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I'm Shinobu!
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Gaboraa!
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I'm a female ninja,
Watashi Kunoichi
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Two times two equals Shinobu!
Ninin ga Shinobu desu
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I'm a trainee, but...
Minarai dakedo
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...I'm on the path to becoming a ninja
ninja no michi wo mashigura
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Let's learn ninja techniques,
Manabo ninpo
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Nin-Nin! Let's learn ninja
techniques, Manabo ninpo
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Nin-Nin!
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Finally today, the great transformation
kyou koso daihenshin
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Chant the spell,
Jyumon tonaete
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What's this magnificent, yet naughty, sight? a bold
pose, I'm going to nail it daitan pozu kimete mimasu
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What's this magnificent, yet naughty, sight?
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Let's go, close your eyes, take a deep breath
Iku yo me wo tojite shinkokyuu shite
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Suuu~! Let's go, close your eyes, take a deep
breath Iku yo me wo tojite shinkokyuu shite
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Suuu~!
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Ninja Technique: Art of the Doppelganger
Ninpo bunshin no jutsu
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One, two, three, four! One,
two, three, four! Ichi ni san shi
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Oh my, that's weird
Arya-rya-rya hen ne
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Big time, big time,
Buchake buchake
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Lots of mishaps
Shippai ippai
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Watch this, this time it's ninja stars
Mitete kondo wa shuriken
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One, two, three, four! One,
two, three, four!
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hopefully this will work
Nantoka naare
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Ei-ya, Ei-ya!
Ei-ya, Ei-ya!
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It's sink or swim
Ichikabachika de
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Watch this, my power's at it's max
Mitete pawaa wa zenkai
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I'll be stronger tomorrow, Shinobu
Asu wa motto tsuyoku narimasu Shinobu
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I'll be stronger tomorrow,
Shinobu Asu wa motto tsuyoku narimasu Shinobu
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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I'm a ninja
Ninja desu
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This story is about the super
handsome boy, Onsokumaru...
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...and the beautiful women that surround him.
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It's an anime filled with love, lust,
and unexpected nudity...
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Ninjas Elated over Cherry Blossom Viewing!
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Ninjas Elated over Chervy Blossom Viewing
Ninjas Elated over Cherry Blossom Viewing!
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Ninjas Elated over
Chewy Blossom Viewing
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The spring's warm weather...
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Guys...
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I'm sure you guys can
hardly contain yourselves.
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That's not true... That's not true!
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I don't know what makes you think that!
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That's right! That's right!
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That's what spring is all about!
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Everyone's so energetic...
That's what spring is all about!
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Everyone's so energetic...
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Everyone loves spring.
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Plus, today's the planned date
of our annual spring event!
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Annual spring event?
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Ding Ding Ding! Receiving female radio waves!
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Currently decoding!
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No! Limitations reached! Unable to decode!
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You...
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Time out!
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The answer is...
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Cherry...
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...Blossom...
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...Viewing...
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...Party...
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The Cherry Blossom Viewing Party!
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That's right!
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Speaking of annual spring events, we have
the Cherry Blossom Viewing Party!
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The winner!
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Congratulations!
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What? What's going on?
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Take it! Accept it! It's a gift!
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Listen to me!
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Make sure you're ready for
the Cherry Blossom Party...
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...by the time this newborn
Thomson's Gazelle is able to stand!
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We've been ready sir!
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We can't wait until it stands!
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Good! I understand how you feel.
You've got balls.
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Then, off we go immediately!
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Today's a perfect day to have
the Cherry Blossom Party!
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We're going to party, party, party!
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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Hip Hip Hooray!
Hip Hip Hooray!
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Hip Hip Hooray!
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Victory!
Hip Hip Hooray!
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Victory!
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Today's weather
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It's raining... It's raining...
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It's raining... It's raining!
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Drizzle drizzle drip, drizzle drip...
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Drizzle drip...
Drizzle drip...
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It's almost like that energy
from before was all a lie...
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I don't care about the others...
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Just me... If anyone, spare me...
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Those are the lines from the musical
we were going to perform...
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...at the Cherry Blossom Party today!
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I'll give you all the money you want...
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He thinks he's on stage!
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Amazing! That's amazing acting!
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Khorosho!
(Czecheslovkian for "amazing")
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Khorosho! Khorosho!
(Czecheslovkian for "amazing")
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That was so touching...
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You think?
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Is everyone getting hungry?
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Why don't we eat lunch and watch the rain?
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I have no objections!
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I love it! I love those white things with salmon!
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No! Our lunch!
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They were instantly singed into white dust...
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Abura...
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...katabura!
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Switch on!
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Onsokumaru!
Onsokumaru!
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Carapacho!
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Unbelievable!
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What's going on?
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Onsokumaru!
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Can you please explain this strange,
yet heartwarming event?
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Spreading ash which makes flowers bloom...
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Gulp!
Gulp!
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This must be the legendary ninja technique...
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Flower Blooming GG!
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“Flower Bloonnina C262“
Flower Blooming GG!
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"Flower Blooming Qand'
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It can't be!
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That ninja technique is from a fable!
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And you're saying a user is among us?
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Impossible! I must be jumping to conclusions!
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There is no way a novice ninja, like Shinobu...
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...could use such an ultimate
high-level ninja technique like that...
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Oh! I did it too.
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Good job!
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Look! I can grow one here, too!
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What? What are you doing?
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Whoa! Amazing.
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What a stupid looking character!
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Onsokumaru! Please don't ask any questions...
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Just take this lollipop.
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And then, please say something!
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I'm going to access your heart now...
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He's so stupid!
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What the hell are you making
me do, you bastards!?
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Sorry, we didn't have a choice.
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Anyway, this ninja technique
is a blessing to us right now.
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Good timing.
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Let's make flowers bloom in the house...
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...and have another shot at our
Cherry Blossom Viewing Party!
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Yes!
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Ninja Technique Flower Blooming GG!
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Huh?
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
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The perverted bamboo shoots tore off my clothes!
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What the hell is that?
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My turn next!
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Ow! Don't worry about me! Hurry! Run!
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You failed, too?
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All right guys! Keep your eyes peeled!
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I'll show you how it's done!
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You get cherry blossoms...
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...to bloom like this!
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What is this?
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What is this?
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Umm... Umm...
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Ah! This is... the world's
largest flower. A Rafflesia!
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Toot
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Toot Smells like
poop! It stinks like shit!
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At least we finally got something
that looks like a flower to bloom.
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I give up. Let's eat lunch watching this flower.
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Umm... Our lunch menu for today is...
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Scratch that idea!
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Damn it! We're going to get
cherry blossoms to bloom...
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...even if it kills us!
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This is becoming such a pain, Onsokumaru...
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Call me Captain, you bastard!
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But why are we going on an expedition?
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It's not that bad!
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Think of it as an alternative to the party.
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So it does exist!
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It's a scoop! This one's gonna sell!
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Are you sure that's not a toy?
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It's so small...
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All right, everyone!
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Now we go on our underwater expedition!
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Like I said...
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Our goal is to discover...
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...the secret of the Saint Mary
that lies beneath this lake!
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What?
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There's nothing there. Jeez...
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Listen up, you bastards!
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Um... I think we should leave this pond alone.
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Plus, it's not really a lake...
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What are you acting so scared for!?
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Recently... I heard a fugitive
crocodile lives in the pond.
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What the hell? Don't make me laugh!
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I'm a man of Edo!
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No croc scares the man in me!
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No way! What is this thing!
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Someone help me! I'm scared!
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It only took a second for him...
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...to get into a life threatening situation!
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Wow, danger suits him so well!
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Hey! Do something!
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Let's see...
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Apparently, there are two types.
There's the usually passive alligator...
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...and the aggressive crocodiles!
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I had no idea!
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Whatigator?!
I had no idea!
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Whatigator?!
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W-Who cares about that?!
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Hurry up and save me!
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If you see its teeth facing up and down
with its mouth closed, it's a crocodile!
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Which one is it?
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You idiots!
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If it closes its mouth, it won't matter anymore!
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Sasuke! Do something!
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I... I think mosaics are a part
of Japanese culture, so...
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You bastard!
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Are you saying, "It's no use. Let's give up?"
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Use your weapons! Use your ninja stars!
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I don't have any ninja stars on me.
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Sasuke, what about you?
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Well, actually, I... don't have any either.
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What about you?
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Yes, hold on!
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Here.
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They're so cute!
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Can you let me off the hook for this?
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What are you, a magician?
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Jeez, aren't any of you going to do something?
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Come on! Hurry up!
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In that case, it's do or die!
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Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
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Are you sure, Shinobu?
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
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Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
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Hold it, right there!
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Are you sure you can do this?
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Good luck! Shinobu ¥
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Good luck! Shinobu ¥
Shinobu! Good luck! You can do it!
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Shinobu! Good luck! You can do it!
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Wait until the crocodile will least expect it...
Shinobu! Good luck! You can do it!
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I'll only have a second to save him.
Shinobu! Good luck! You can do it!
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Shinobu... You're so concerned about me...
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What a cutie.
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All right. I'll entrust you with my fate!
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Wait for my opportunity.
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Calm the heart...
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...like still water.
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Now!
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That wasn't the right "Now"!
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It's no use!
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They're so late...
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It's raining...
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The ones in charge of
getting a good spot It's raining...
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The ones in charge of getting a good spot
I wonder if we're really picnicking today.
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The ones in charge
of getting a good spot
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The battery in my hand held game is dying...
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It ran out...
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Shinobu Goes on a Date with Kaede!
254
00:11:06,253 --> 00:11:09,123
Shinobu Goes on a Pate with kaede
Shinobu Goes on a Date with Kaede!
255
00:11:09,123 --> 00:11:09,957
Shinobu Goes on a
Pate with kaede
256
00:11:21,302 --> 00:11:23,103
Okay. Time to...
257
00:11:23,237 --> 00:11:24,338
Hello!
258
00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:28,342
The same as before! It's me, Shinobu!
259
00:11:29,043 --> 00:11:31,045
This marvelous twenty-first century!
260
00:11:31,312 --> 00:11:34,014
How will you be spending your day?
261
00:11:37,017 --> 00:11:39,220
I just combed it!
262
00:11:39,853 --> 00:11:42,323
Hmm... Hmm... Hmm...
263
00:11:42,556 --> 00:11:44,992
Mmmh“Mmmh“Mmmh“...
264
00:11:46,727 --> 00:11:49,296
Are you by chance, going somewhere?
265
00:11:50,064 --> 00:11:50,931
Yeah...
266
00:11:51,065 --> 00:11:53,167
I'm going to the neighboring
town to go shopping.
267
00:11:54,535 --> 00:11:56,003
Such a journey!
268
00:11:56,003 --> 00:11:58,138
Please be careful on your trip...
269
00:11:58,772 --> 00:12:00,641
It only takes me ten minutes to get there.
270
00:12:00,641 --> 00:12:01,842
Oh, that's right.
271
00:12:02,309 --> 00:12:04,545
Shinobu, would you like to come too?
272
00:12:05,045 --> 00:12:06,180
Are you sure?
273
00:12:06,180 --> 00:12:08,549
I would love to go with you!
274
00:12:10,017 --> 00:12:12,553
Getting ready on such short notice is a pain.
275
00:12:12,553 --> 00:12:14,855
Yes, I haven't worn a tie in so long!
276
00:12:14,955 --> 00:12:17,558
Hey, hey, hey... you guys...
277
00:12:17,691 --> 00:12:19,159
Nobody invited you.
278
00:12:19,493 --> 00:12:20,661
There's no need to get ready!
279
00:12:20,661 --> 00:12:23,097
Hey, did you hear that Mr. Echigoya?
280
00:12:23,097 --> 00:12:26,367
She thinks we're tagging along.
281
00:12:26,367 --> 00:12:28,902
I know, how rude of her.
282
00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:30,671
We're just getting ready...
283
00:12:30,671 --> 00:12:33,907
...to go to a Happiness Club meeting.
284
00:12:33,907 --> 00:12:35,009
Liar!
285
00:12:35,142 --> 00:12:38,045
And what the heck is this "Happiness Club"?
286
00:12:38,045 --> 00:12:39,680
Oh, you don't know?
287
00:12:40,014 --> 00:12:44,018
We reflect the light off the
back of CDs to blind crows.
288
00:12:44,685 --> 00:12:47,521
We hold two-liter bottles
upside-down against our crotches...
289
00:12:47,521 --> 00:12:50,624
...so it looks like we're peeing insane amounts.
290
00:12:50,858 --> 00:12:54,361
The rest is a club secret, so we can't tell you.
291
00:12:54,595 --> 00:12:55,863
T-That's alright.
292
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,098
Oh, right! I just remembered!
293
00:12:58,465 --> 00:13:00,200
I heard they're going to be doing...
294
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,237
...kiss readings by a beautiful
fortuneteller at the Happiness Club today.
295
00:13:03,237 --> 00:13:06,373
Ero-P! Ero-Ping! Ero-P!
296
00:13:06,507 --> 00:13:08,342
We're wasting time! Let's go, Sasuke!
297
00:13:08,575 --> 00:13:09,243
Hurry up and follow me!
298
00:13:09,243 --> 00:13:10,311
No! This is Kaede's trap!
Hurry up and follow me!
299
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:10,511
No! This is Kaede's trap!
300
00:13:10,511 --> 00:13:12,046
No! This is Kaede's trap!
Ero-ero-po-po. Ero-po-po.
301
00:13:12,046 --> 00:13:12,880
First of all, the club doesn't even exist!
Ero-ero-po-po. Ero-po-po.
302
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,415
First of all, the club doesn't even exist!
I saw. I saw. I saw.
303
00:13:14,415 --> 00:13:14,648
I saw. I saw. I saw.
304
00:13:14,815 --> 00:13:15,215
Ero-ero-po-po. Ero-po-po.
305
00:13:15,215 --> 00:13:17,117
Currently Accepting Enrollment for the Happiness Club!
Secret moments between you and I... Ero-ero-po-po. Ero-po-po.
306
00:13:17,117 --> 00:13:17,618
Currently Accepting Enrollment for the Happiness
Club! Secret moments between you and I...
307
00:13:20,087 --> 00:13:22,289
Hey! Shinobu! This way! This way!
308
00:13:22,423 --> 00:13:24,058
Hurry! Hurry!
309
00:13:24,725 --> 00:13:25,893
Please wait...
310
00:13:25,893 --> 00:13:29,229
There are so many people, it's dizzying!
311
00:13:30,164 --> 00:13:30,964
Shinobu!
312
00:13:31,665 --> 00:13:32,800
Are you okay?
313
00:13:34,702 --> 00:13:35,903
I'm sorry, Shinobu.
314
00:13:36,203 --> 00:13:38,038
Be careful so we don't get separated.
315
00:13:38,772 --> 00:13:39,840
Kaede...
316
00:13:49,283 --> 00:13:53,354
I'm walking around the city
holding Kaede's hand...
317
00:13:54,154 --> 00:13:55,622
Yay! It's a date! It's a date!
318
00:13:55,622 --> 00:13:56,156
Do you really think so?
Yay! It's a date! It's a date!
319
00:13:56,156 --> 00:13:57,491
Do you really think so?
320
00:14:01,295 --> 00:14:05,566
Do you think we look like a couple right now?
321
00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:08,202
Yes. I'm positive everyone
thinks we're lovey-dovey.
322
00:14:08,602 --> 00:14:10,938
W-Why are you guys here?
323
00:14:11,038 --> 00:14:12,840
Well, you know...
324
00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:15,042
Just to compete with you girls,
325
00:14:15,042 --> 00:14:17,611
us guys are on a date too!
326
00:14:19,246 --> 00:14:21,648
Woohoo! Let's go shopping!
327
00:14:21,982 --> 00:14:23,584
Clothing and accessories!
328
00:14:23,584 --> 00:14:25,185
Illegal porn tapes and high school chicks!
329
00:14:25,185 --> 00:14:27,388
Where should we start?
330
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:28,822
Now, now. You're so happy...
331
00:14:28,822 --> 00:14:30,891
...you're babbling about illegal purchases!
332
00:14:30,991 --> 00:14:32,826
How do you think this miniskirt will look on me?
333
00:14:32,826 --> 00:14:36,230
No! That means your upper body isn't clothed!
334
00:14:37,231 --> 00:14:38,432
Stop acting giddy!
335
00:14:38,699 --> 00:14:40,801
We got in trouble, boss.
336
00:14:42,269 --> 00:14:45,506
I thought that's what you do on dates.
337
00:14:45,506 --> 00:14:47,775
Did we get the wrong info?
338
00:14:47,908 --> 00:14:48,509
Stop! Forgive me!
339
00:14:48,509 --> 00:14:49,276
It's my first time! Be gentle!
Stop! Forgive me!
340
00:14:49,276 --> 00:14:50,277
It's my first time! Be gentle!
341
00:14:50,277 --> 00:14:50,978
Shut up!
342
00:14:51,478 --> 00:14:53,847
Sorry about that! Please excuse us.
343
00:14:56,016 --> 00:14:58,185
In this city, if guys like you make a scene,
344
00:14:58,185 --> 00:14:59,653
people are going to panic!
345
00:15:00,654 --> 00:15:03,791
Is that because I'm special?
346
00:15:04,691 --> 00:15:06,960
Anyway, put on a disguise at least!
347
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,596
If my friend sees you like this,
who knows what will happen...
348
00:15:10,864 --> 00:15:11,965
Kaede!
349
00:15:11,965 --> 00:15:13,667
And what was I just saying?
350
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:17,538
Kaede! It's Kaede, right? Kaede!
351
00:15:17,538 --> 00:15:19,139
I think that's your friend.
352
00:15:19,473 --> 00:15:21,375
I have to get out of this situation, somehow.
353
00:15:21,575 --> 00:15:23,410
Are you Kaede's friend?
354
00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:25,312
Hello. Nice to meet you.
355
00:15:25,412 --> 00:15:26,814
I'm Shinobu.
356
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:28,782
My occupation is a female ninja and...
357
00:15:28,782 --> 00:15:31,051
...my feelings are always like a
dream spinning around and around.
358
00:15:31,518 --> 00:15:32,619
You're so funny!
359
00:15:32,619 --> 00:15:35,823
Hey, is that headband part of your ninja look?
360
00:15:36,156 --> 00:15:37,291
No, not exactly...
361
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:37,658
It's so cute!
No, not exactly...
362
00:15:37,658 --> 00:15:38,258
It's so cute!
363
00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:40,661
Thank you so much!
364
00:15:40,661 --> 00:15:41,662
Chance!
365
00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:43,397
Sasuke! Onsokumaru!
366
00:15:43,397 --> 00:15:44,798
Now's your chance to hide!
367
00:15:44,798 --> 00:15:47,301
I'm mach-speed boy, Onsokumaru.
368
00:15:47,534 --> 00:15:49,503
I'm the masked nobleman, Sasuke.
369
00:15:49,636 --> 00:15:50,637
You guys are...?
370
00:15:50,637 --> 00:15:53,774
Well, I guess we're Shinobu's guardians.
371
00:15:53,774 --> 00:15:55,242
When did they...
372
00:15:55,776 --> 00:15:56,844
Oh, guardia-
373
00:15:56,844 --> 00:15:58,178
Why, hello!
374
00:15:58,178 --> 00:15:59,913
Great weather, don't you think?
375
00:16:00,147 --> 00:16:02,015
These people are...
376
00:16:02,115 --> 00:16:04,284
Well, life has its strange ways, and...
377
00:16:04,284 --> 00:16:05,185
He's so cute!
378
00:16:07,221 --> 00:16:12,192
You're the ten thousandth person to
say that about me. Congratulations...
379
00:16:12,292 --> 00:16:13,660
Wow, lucky me!
380
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,829
Kaede, don't worry.
381
00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:19,733
Usually, no one is surprised
when they see Onsokumaru.
382
00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:21,235
I wonder why?
383
00:16:23,737 --> 00:16:26,173
Everyone! Let's go-go...
384
00:16:26,173 --> 00:16:28,141
...and continue our happy-happy date!
385
00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:30,010
Happy-happy go-go!
386
00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:31,178
Go-go!
Go-go!
387
00:16:31,178 --> 00:16:32,946
I wonder if this is okay...
388
00:16:33,046 --> 00:16:35,048
Thanks for the food!
Thanks for the food!
389
00:16:40,053 --> 00:16:40,954
Hey, Sasuke...
390
00:16:40,954 --> 00:16:41,421
Yes?
391
00:16:41,421 --> 00:16:45,759
Give me one-third, plus one-sixth,
plus one-half of your steak.
392
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:47,828
Umm...
393
00:16:50,731 --> 00:16:55,002
It took me a while, but that's the whole thing!
394
00:16:55,502 --> 00:16:56,670
How can you be so selfish!
395
00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:57,070
That's my line!
How can you be so selfish!
396
00:16:57,070 --> 00:16:58,705
That's my line!
397
00:17:01,341 --> 00:17:01,842
Ninja Technique
398
00:17:01,942 --> 00:17:03,143
What?!
399
00:17:05,379 --> 00:17:06,647
All that for nothing?!
400
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,550
I will solemnly eat my steak.
401
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:12,252
You're Japanese! Eat salmon! Eat salmon!
402
00:17:12,352 --> 00:17:12,553
That was yummy...
403
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:13,987
You cheap bastard! Idiot! You gorilla!
That was yummy...
404
00:17:13,987 --> 00:17:15,455
You cheap bastard! Idiot! You gorilla!
405
00:17:16,089 --> 00:17:17,224
Now, now...
406
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,993
Let's not fight while we're eating.
407
00:17:20,127 --> 00:17:22,696
It's half eaten, but I'll give you mine.
408
00:17:24,631 --> 00:17:26,967
No fair, Onsokumaru!
409
00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:28,535
Yeah! All mine!
410
00:17:28,802 --> 00:17:33,140
You got a rare collectable,
"food that's half-eaten by a girl," for free!
411
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,709
How wasteful! I'm jealous!
How wasteful! I'm jealous!
412
00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:36,677
Damn it!
413
00:17:36,677 --> 00:17:39,546
Is this the outcome of timing and courage?!
414
00:17:40,013 --> 00:17:41,481
Keep barking. Keep barking!
415
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,984
Let me hear the barks of a loser...
416
00:17:48,322 --> 00:17:51,058
Ha-ha! Divine punishment! Divine Punishment!
417
00:17:56,363 --> 00:17:57,764
S-Sasuke?
418
00:18:03,370 --> 00:18:03,971
Maximum Strenath
Drirrle Drirrle Laxative
419
00:18:04,104 --> 00:18:05,005
Maximum Strenath
Drirrle Drirgle Laxative
420
00:18:06,974 --> 00:18:08,675
W-What the... Shinobu!
421
00:18:10,944 --> 00:18:13,413
They're ninjas, but they were completely fooled!
422
00:18:13,513 --> 00:18:14,848
How pathetic!
423
00:18:14,948 --> 00:18:16,550
Who are you!?
424
00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:20,787
My name is Miyabi!
425
00:18:21,488 --> 00:18:22,189
A magic scroll?
426
00:18:22,422 --> 00:18:23,790
I've heard of you!
427
00:18:24,191 --> 00:18:27,694
In the private Ninja Academy
in the Valley of the Ninjas...
428
00:18:28,261 --> 00:18:30,597
...| heard there's a genius among
the newly admitted students...
429
00:18:30,597 --> 00:18:32,633
...in the Magic Department this year...
430
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,334
...and her name is...
431
00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:35,636
...Miyabi!
432
00:18:36,403 --> 00:18:39,106
What is that genius doing here?
433
00:18:41,808 --> 00:18:44,878
Oh my. It's so smokey!
434
00:18:45,045 --> 00:18:47,080
Hi, Sis!
435
00:18:47,748 --> 00:18:49,449
Miyabi, when did you get here?
436
00:18:51,218 --> 00:18:52,185
"Sis"?
437
00:18:52,219 --> 00:18:54,187
Yes! Let me introduce you.
438
00:18:54,421 --> 00:18:57,090
Miyabi is my adorable little sister!
439
00:18:57,457 --> 00:18:57,891
Hey!
440
00:18:57,891 --> 00:18:58,825
Hey, you!
441
00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:01,962
Don't get uppity just because
you happen to be her little sister!
442
00:19:02,062 --> 00:19:04,264
Act a little cuter, will ya!
443
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:08,468
Then I'll start to feel good and then... and then...
444
00:19:09,102 --> 00:19:10,570
Well, you know what I mean.
445
00:19:11,571 --> 00:19:13,840
I came to check up on you and I was right.
446
00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:17,544
Sis, if you keep hanging around this idiot...
447
00:19:17,544 --> 00:19:19,613
...you'll be a ninja trainee forever!
448
00:19:19,846 --> 00:19:21,348
No, I won't.
449
00:19:21,481 --> 00:19:22,983
Onsokumaru is a good boy.
450
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:24,284
No, no!
451
00:19:24,284 --> 00:19:26,119
I'll recommend you,
452
00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:28,522
so quit being a ninja and transfer
to the Magic Department.
453
00:19:28,922 --> 00:19:32,025
I'm saying this because I'm worried about you!
454
00:19:32,259 --> 00:19:33,060
But...
455
00:19:33,093 --> 00:19:33,960
This is bad!
456
00:19:34,194 --> 00:19:37,197
At this rate, Shinobu, the only
sexy ninja in the Ninja Department...
457
00:19:37,197 --> 00:19:39,266
...is going to be scouted!
458
00:19:39,466 --> 00:19:41,735
Appear! Sasuke Army!
459
00:19:46,907 --> 00:19:47,941
Sasuke Army...
460
00:19:48,141 --> 00:19:49,242
...is here!
461
00:19:49,576 --> 00:19:51,712
We'll protect Shinobu!
462
00:19:52,012 --> 00:19:54,948
We'll show you the powers a ninja possesses!
463
00:19:58,185 --> 00:19:58,985
She doesn't want to see...
464
00:19:58,985 --> 00:20:00,253
Not even one shot?
She doesn't want to see...
465
00:20:01,388 --> 00:20:02,956
It's that magic scroll!
466
00:20:03,123 --> 00:20:05,525
Okay. Let's counter the magic
scroll with a magic scroll!
467
00:20:06,193 --> 00:20:07,694
You know how to use magic scrolls?
468
00:20:07,894 --> 00:20:08,228
122022000 ar 72 1A
469
00:20:08,228 --> 00:20:09,930
Immortal
The forbidden magic scroll!
470
00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:10,130
The forbidden magic scroll!
471
00:20:10,297 --> 00:20:12,165
Now, go fight to your heart's content!
472
00:20:12,165 --> 00:20:12,466
That's not what I meant, you bastard!
Now, go fight to your heart's content!
473
00:20:12,466 --> 00:20:13,633
That's not what I meant, you bastard!
474
00:20:14,901 --> 00:20:16,403
They're such pathetic ninjas!
475
00:20:16,703 --> 00:20:19,573
Here we go, my dear magic scrolls.
Beat them up!
476
00:20:28,482 --> 00:20:29,816
Miyabi, watch out!
477
00:20:30,884 --> 00:20:34,955
The magic scrolls won't listen to me! Help!
478
00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:36,423
Miyabi!
479
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:37,557
Sis!
480
00:20:38,925 --> 00:20:39,960
Watch out!
481
00:20:47,334 --> 00:20:48,468
Sis...
482
00:20:48,568 --> 00:20:50,403
W-We're saved...
483
00:20:54,141 --> 00:20:55,308
That was so cool!
484
00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:57,410
Not a single ninja star missed...
485
00:20:57,677 --> 00:21:00,781
Are these ninjas secretly strong?
486
00:21:01,381 --> 00:21:03,483
That was my first time throwing one!
487
00:21:03,483 --> 00:21:05,719
Hello, mom? I just touched
a ninja star for the first time!
488
00:21:05,719 --> 00:21:08,088
So, ninja stars are made of iron...
489
00:21:08,088 --> 00:21:08,722
Seriously?
490
00:21:08,722 --> 00:21:09,790
Damn it!
491
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:12,092
You lost control of the magic scrolls...
492
00:21:12,092 --> 00:21:14,227
...because of your lack of mental training!
493
00:21:14,327 --> 00:21:16,530
Act a little cuter, will ya!
494
00:21:16,763 --> 00:21:20,233
Then, I'll start to feel good and then... and then...
495
00:21:20,934 --> 00:21:22,936
Well, you know what I mean.
496
00:21:22,936 --> 00:21:23,503
Ow!
497
00:21:24,704 --> 00:21:26,306
Thus, our first date...
498
00:21:26,506 --> 00:21:30,610
I mean our shopping, ended terribly and...
499
00:21:31,011 --> 00:21:33,647
What's with you and my sister?
500
00:21:33,647 --> 00:21:37,083
Just friends? That's it? Something's fishy...
501
00:21:37,184 --> 00:21:39,519
Hey! You're being rude to Kaede!
502
00:21:39,853 --> 00:21:41,755
With Miyabi's appearance,
503
00:21:41,755 --> 00:21:44,291
a little sister who's overly
protective of Shinobu,
504
00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:47,027
my room looks even more bizarre now.
505
00:22:00,774 --> 00:22:02,008
Shuu tata shuu tata!
506
00:22:04,477 --> 00:22:05,278
Hurry up!
507
00:22:07,981 --> 00:22:09,216
Shuu tata shuu tata!
508
00:22:09,816 --> 00:22:10,884
Gather around!
Shugou
509
00:22:12,552 --> 00:22:19,459
Made it in the nick of time, I slid in
Giri giri seefu suberikonde
510
00:22:19,793 --> 00:22:26,433
I jumped over the tough morning
Kibishii asa wo tobikoeta
511
00:22:26,766 --> 00:22:29,536
"What you said yesterday..."
Kinou no hanashi
512
00:22:29,536 --> 00:22:33,473
"...might have been a little white lie, " you said
chotto duke uso kamo nante
513
00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:39,379
I definitely have a long way to go with my training,
Yappari shugyou busoku
514
00:22:40,113 --> 00:22:41,281
Let's do it!
Ganbarou
515
00:22:41,281 --> 00:22:45,151
Turn turn turn, one day I'll become great
Kuru kuru ri, rippa ni naru hi ga
516
00:22:45,151 --> 00:22:48,355
Turn turn turn, turn turn turn
Kuru kuru rii, kuru kuru rin
517
00:22:49,155 --> 00:22:51,892
It's okay
Daijoubu
518
00:22:52,092 --> 00:22:55,929
"With prayer, flowers bloom," someone said
Nenzureba Hana hiraku nante
519
00:22:55,929 --> 00:22:59,165
It's an unreliable philosophy
Tayori nai hitori goto
520
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,671
But I've got to try!
Demo ganbaranakucha
521
00:23:05,739 --> 00:23:06,940
Shuu tata shuu tata!
522
00:23:09,442 --> 00:23:10,343
Hurry up!
523
00:23:12,946 --> 00:23:14,080
Shuu tata shuu tata!
524
00:23:14,848 --> 00:23:15,749
Break it up!
Kaisan
525
00:23:18,451 --> 00:23:19,252
Hurry up!
526
00:23:22,188 --> 00:23:26,159
Shinobu, I thought ninjas were
supposed to do things stealthily.
527
00:23:26,159 --> 00:23:27,394
Yes, you're right.
528
00:23:27,394 --> 00:23:30,430
But isn't your outfit a bit flashy for that?
529
00:23:30,664 --> 00:23:32,165
Why is it pink?
530
00:23:32,165 --> 00:23:33,266
Umm...
531
00:23:33,266 --> 00:23:35,001
Don't tell me it's because
you're the main character.
532
00:23:35,001 --> 00:23:38,071
What? Well... the truth is...
533
00:23:38,071 --> 00:23:38,872
The truth is?
534
00:23:38,972 --> 00:23:40,707
Next episode of 2x2=Shinobuden!
535
00:23:41,007 --> 00:23:42,809
"Onsokumaru Gets Angry" and...
536
00:23:43,043 --> 00:23:44,811
..."Shinobu Leaves the Manor".
537
00:23:45,045 --> 00:23:45,245
Originally, I was wearing a more
inconspicuous color, but...
538
00:23:45,245 --> 00:23:47,280
Unsakumaru Clef: Angry Shinabu Leaves the Manor Originally,
I was wearing a more inconspicuous color, but...
539
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,416
Unsakumaru Clef: Angry Shinabu Leaves the Manor ...I
was traumatized when my ear was bit by a mouse, so...
540
00:23:49,416 --> 00:23:50,116
Onsokumavu Gets Angry
Shinobu Leaves the Manor Liar.
541
00:23:50,116 --> 00:23:50,984
Onsokumaru Gets Angry
Shinobu Leaves the Manor