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My feelings are always
spinning around and around!
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I'm Shinobu!
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Gaboraa!
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I'm a female ninja,
Watashi Kunoichi
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Two times two equals Shinobu!
Ninin ga Shinobu desu
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I'm a trainee, but...
Minarai dakedo
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...I'm on the path to becoming a ninja
ninja no michi wo mashigura
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Let's learn ninja techniques,
Manabo ninpo
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Nin-Nin! Let's learn ninja
techniques, Manabo ninpo
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Nin-Nin!
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Finally today, the great transformation
kyou koso daihenshin
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Chant the spell,
Jyumon tonaete
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What's this magnificent, yet naughty, sight? a bold
pose, I'm going to nail it daitan pozu kimete mimasu
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What's this magnificent, yet naughty, sight?
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Let's go, close your eyes, take a deep breath
Iku yo me wo tojite shinkokyuu shite
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Suuu~! Let's go, close your eyes, take a deep
breath Iku yo me wo tojite shinkokyuu shite
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Suuu~!
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Ninja Technique: Art of the Doppelganger
Ninpo bunshin no jutsu
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One, two, three, four! One,
two, three, four! Ichi ni san shi
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Oh my, that's weird
Arya-rya-rya hen ne
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Big time, big time,
Buchake buchake
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Lots of mishaps
Shippai ippai
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Watch this, this time it's ninja stars
Mitete kondo wa shuriken
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One, two, three, four! One,
two, three, four!
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hopefully this will work
Nantoka naare
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Ei-ya, Ei-ya!
Ei-ya, Ei-ya!
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It's sink or swim
Ichikabachika de
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Watch this, my power's at it's max
Mitete pawaa wa zenkai
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I'll be stronger tomorrow, Shinobu
Asu wa motto tsuyoku narimasu Shinobu
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I'll be stronger tomorrow,
Shinobu Asu wa motto tsuyoku narimasu Shinobu
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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I'm a ninja
Ninja desu
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This story is about the super
handsome boy, Onsokumaru...
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...and the beautiful women that surround him.
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It's an anime filled with love, lust,
and unexpected nudity...
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Ninja Trainee Shinobu!
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Ninja Trainee Shinobu
Ninja Trainee Shinobu!
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Ninja Trainee Shinobu
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It's a meow-meow!
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This is bad.
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Final exams are tomorrow
and I can't focus at all.
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I wonder what that was.
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I think it's around here...
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I guess I'll start searching around this area first.
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Art of Invisibility Technique!
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Let's start with this house.
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Let's go! Yeah!
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Looks like she has no idea I'm here.
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Plop!
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Oh right, this isn't what I came here for!
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Hey, you...
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You!
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Did you just say something?
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Over here.
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Y-You can see me?
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I can see you. I can see you.
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No way!
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M-My technique didn't work on her?
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No! I'm so shocked!
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This is embarrassing!
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That's strange...
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Head Master told me I would be invisible.
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I swear! Please believe me.
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And, who are you?
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Oh! I'm Shinobu!
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I'm a ninja trainee who goes to a ninja school.
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Pleased to meet you!
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N-Ninja?
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Yes, a ninja! You know?
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"Nin-Nin!"
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Just kidding!
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And what is a ninja doing here?
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How dare you barge into my room!?
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Well, I'm in the middle of an exam, so...
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Exam?
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From Ninja Department, Female Ninja
Studies, Shinobu. At your call!
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So you came, Shinobu.
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Yes, I am here.
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I will now tell you your exam questions.
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Yes, Head Master!
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Choose one of the following exam criteria.
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Number one: Abolish taxes.
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Number two: Collect 10,000 yen in
fines from every couple in the city.
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Number three: Pinch a Martian and make it cry.
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Number four: Cross the Pacific Ocean
on a rubber duck raft.
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They're all impossible! Number four: Cross
the Pacific Ocean on a rubber duck raft.
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They're all impossible! Number five: Stuff
peanuts up your nose and shoot them 100 meters.
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Number five: Stuff peanuts up your nose
and shoot them 100 meters.
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Number six: Thumb wrestle a wild bear.
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Number nine-hundred and ninety-nine:
Let it keep on-a-flowin'.
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Number one-thousand:
Hold a bat between your legs and hit a home run.
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Now, which one do you choose?
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Umm... Out of the ones I can do today...
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Then, I'd like to go with number
four-hundred and twelve, please.
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Number four-hundred and twelve.
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I see. Wasn't expecting that one...
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I honestly don't want to do that either, but...
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Okay!
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Off you go, now!
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Yes!
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I, Shinobu, am off to accomplish my mission!
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And that's how it went.
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So what's number four-hundred and twelve?
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Tadaa!
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Collect underwear from high school girls!
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Collect underwear from high school girls?
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They're located at these spots marked in red.
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H-Hey! My house is marked, too!
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Oh! Really?!
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Are you Kaede from the Shiranui household?
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Well, yeah, but...
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H-Hold on! You've got to be kidding!
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Kaede...
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To a ninja, Head Master's orders are absolute.
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If Head Master says he has
a cat-girl maid, he has one.
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If Head Master says he has
an adorable younger sister...
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...not related by blood, he does!
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What kind of bizarre way of thinking is that!?
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With that said,
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I will accomplish my mission, no matter what!
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Art of the Doppelganger Technique!
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Sorry!
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I am still a trainee...
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I think this is more effective, anyway.
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Um...
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Then, I'll use my ninja stars next...
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I'm so sorry!
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I got this cute ninja star pouch.
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But I didn't want to get holes
in it or have it smell like iron,
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so I stopped using them.
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I just said I was going to use them, but...
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...| deeply apologize for taking it back.
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I really don't care.
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But look!
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Instead, I have a discount
coupon to a karaoke place!
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Wait, it expires today.
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What do you want to do?
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What am I supposed to do?
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Anyhow...
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Are you really a ninja?
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You're terrible, Kaede!
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I studied about ninja from
period shows and manga...
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On your knees! On your knees!
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I'm doing my best!
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I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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You're doing great, Shinobu!
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Really?
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Pr-Probably...
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I feel like I might give up!
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I'm in trouble!
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I'll have to call for some help!
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Onsokumaru!
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Gabora!
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W-What is that thing?
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It's my partner, Onsokumaru.
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Isn't he ridiculously cute?
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No, that's not what I meant.
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What kind of animal is that?
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Stop joking, Kaede.
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It's a hawk! A hawk! Isn't it obvious?
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I'm surprised you didn't know that!
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Illustrated
Bird Species
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A hawk.
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Hawk
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Onsokumaru!
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Head Master kept referring to you as a hawk!
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What are you then?
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Silly girl. Of course I'm a hawk.
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I knew it!
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I was suspicious for ten seconds. I'm sorry!
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No need to apologize. It's okay.
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It's talking, too!
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By the way, Shinobu!
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Head Master is angry that you're not back yet.
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He said he'll be waiting for you,
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imagining you naked!
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Does that mean something
terrible is going to happen...
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...to the imaginary me, if I don't get back soon?
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Nobody will want to marry me then!
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In that case, I'm going to take them by force!
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Hey!
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No! No! No!
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Pilder on!
No! No! No!
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Pilder on!
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You thief! Low-life! Pervert! Ero-ninja!
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Am I perverted?
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Am I ero?
188
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Am I Emmanuel?
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No, I mean... I might have said too much.
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Yeah, you're a ero-woman!
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You ride in an ero-car,
drink ero-water and pet ero-dogs!
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You're ero-ero-mucho-mucho-mucho...
193
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Mucho-cho!
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No, I'm not!
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Mucho!
No, I'm not!
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Mucho!
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But... stealing underwear is
a perverse and bad thing to do.
198
00:10:02,056 --> 00:10:04,258
Plus, Kaede doesn't really like it either...
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00:10:04,492 --> 00:10:07,027
I want to become a ninja of justice.
200
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I can't do this!
201
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I give up on this exam...
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I'm sure I won't miss one pair of
underwear, so you can have it.
203
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I know how difficult exams can be.
204
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Here.
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Thank you so much!
206
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I'm forever in your debt!
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As for my exam, it was terrible.
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I didn't get to study at all that night.
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Math 1
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I'm going to cram tonight!
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Art of Invisibility Technique...
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Yeah!
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You're...
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You can still see me? Silly me...
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Actually, for tonight's exam,
216
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I have to get a hicky from a high-school girl.
217
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Oh my...
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The Head Master Appears!
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The Mead Master Appears
The Head Master Appears!
220
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The Mead Master Appears
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See you!
222
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Bye bye!
See you!
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Bye bye!
224
00:11:30,244 --> 00:11:30,477
Bye bye!
Have a good night.
225
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Have a good night.
226
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How are you doing, Kaede?
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I made a cool entrance,
228
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but I'm scared this branch might snap.
229
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Please hold on...
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No!
231
00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:53,567
No!
232
00:11:56,904 --> 00:12:00,074
Phew! A successful landing!
233
00:12:00,174 --> 00:12:02,943
You just witnessed my graceful escape trick!
234
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Yay! Clap, clap, clap!
235
00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:08,048
By the way, thank you for the other day!
236
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I passed the exam with flying colors,
237
00:12:10,117 --> 00:12:12,786
and your underwear got me a high score!
238
00:12:13,621 --> 00:12:16,090
Oh... Good for you.
239
00:12:16,223 --> 00:12:18,425
Yes! Thank you so much!
240
00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:21,161
A meow-meow!
241
00:12:22,429 --> 00:12:23,497
As a thank you,
242
00:12:23,497 --> 00:12:28,469
I've come to invite you
to the Valley of the Ninjas!
243
00:12:28,669 --> 00:12:31,272
No, you don't have to do that...
244
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Come on! There's no need to be shy!
245
00:12:33,741 --> 00:12:37,044
The wheels of fate have already started turning!
246
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:41,015
We may end up changing the history
of the future if we don't hurry!
247
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Hold on tight!
248
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If you let go,
249
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I'm one-hundred percent certain you'll die.
250
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We're finally here.
251
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That was such a rough trip.
252
00:13:09,543 --> 00:13:11,679
I... I thought I was going to die.
253
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But, come on!
254
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"You can't buy great memories," right?
255
00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:18,485
What was so great about that!?
256
00:13:19,453 --> 00:13:21,555
Kaede is really angry!
257
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,558
Is there any way to calm her down?
258
00:13:25,259 --> 00:13:26,527
Oh, that's right!
259
00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:29,430
Ninja Technique Story!
260
00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:32,800
"Man... my wife and I had a fight last night."
261
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,569
"She was throwing plates at me. It was rough!"
262
00:13:36,170 --> 00:13:38,806
"But I fought back!"
263
00:13:39,073 --> 00:13:40,941
"Really? What did you do?"
264
00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:43,344
"I planted a kiss..."
265
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:43,644
What the...! Stop it!
"I planted a kiss..."
266
00:13:43,644 --> 00:13:45,746
What the...! Stop it!
267
00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,048
That's strange.
268
00:13:48,048 --> 00:13:51,352
I saw on TV that you could
make up with someone that way.
269
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:53,620
That's for a fight between a husband and wife!
270
00:13:53,754 --> 00:13:57,024
Also, adding "Ninja Technique" before
everything doesn't make it work!
271
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,226
Your ninja technique didn't work?
272
00:14:00,661 --> 00:14:01,695
Onsokumaru!
273
00:14:02,262 --> 00:14:06,133
Shinobu, that's because you have
yet to master the techniques!
274
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:09,303
Come! Let us train together now!
275
00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:11,238
I'm sorry, Onsokumaru.
276
00:14:11,438 --> 00:14:13,674
I've invited Kaede over,
277
00:14:13,674 --> 00:14:15,676
so I can't do anything with you today.
278
00:14:15,809 --> 00:14:20,381
How dare you coldly brush me off
with such passionate eyes!
279
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:21,849
Unforgivable!
280
00:14:21,982 --> 00:14:24,752
A ninja will find the opponent's
weakness in an instant...
281
00:14:24,752 --> 00:14:26,353
...and strike!
282
00:14:26,553 --> 00:14:30,357
Go if you must, but only
over my dead body, Shinobu!
283
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,127
Here goes nothing!
284
00:14:34,428 --> 00:14:36,997
Defeated by the first blow!
285
00:14:37,331 --> 00:14:41,869
U... Unfortunately... Th...
This isn't m-my weakness...
286
00:14:43,837 --> 00:14:47,808
My weakness is to be squished
between your breasts!
287
00:14:50,043 --> 00:14:51,578
As expected, Onsokumaru.
288
00:14:51,578 --> 00:14:54,348
As an enemy, no one strikes
me with more fear than you.
289
00:14:54,681 --> 00:14:56,417
Now, it's my turn!
290
00:14:57,117 --> 00:15:01,989
I'll show you a flip book of
someone shitting in reverse!
291
00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:05,325
That's gross! I give up!
292
00:15:05,325 --> 00:15:06,026
Look! Look! See how it's sucking it back in!
That's gross! I give up!
293
00:15:06,026 --> 00:15:08,295
Look! Look! See how it's sucking it back in!
294
00:15:09,563 --> 00:15:11,231
I'm sorry, Kaede...
295
00:15:11,598 --> 00:15:14,201
I invited you over, but now I've failed you...
296
00:15:14,768 --> 00:15:17,271
I'm such a no-good-ninja.
297
00:15:18,138 --> 00:15:19,339
Don't worry about it!
298
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:20,974
I guess I'll go home now.
299
00:15:27,047 --> 00:15:29,183
This is the entrance to the Ninja Manor.
300
00:15:29,383 --> 00:15:32,219
I don't care. I'm going home.
301
00:15:32,653 --> 00:15:33,754
Please don't move!
302
00:15:34,488 --> 00:15:36,290
If anyone acts suspicious...
303
00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:39,193
...in front of the Ninja Manor
where the Head Master lives...
304
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,795
...death immediately awaits them!
305
00:15:44,231 --> 00:15:46,600
Please stay still and don't move!
306
00:15:47,201 --> 00:15:47,901
Okay.
307
00:15:54,842 --> 00:15:59,413
J Head Master! Let's play! It's Shinobu! J
308
00:16:01,615 --> 00:16:03,050
J Who's there? J
309
00:16:03,283 --> 00:16:05,752
Oh, it's Shinobu!
310
00:16:05,752 --> 00:16:06,820
Yay!
Yay!
311
00:16:07,154 --> 00:16:09,556
Mr. Gatekeeper, is Head Master here?
312
00:16:09,690 --> 00:16:11,091
He is.
313
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,061
Is that your friend?
314
00:16:14,228 --> 00:16:14,862
Yup!
315
00:16:15,195 --> 00:16:17,898
Guys! Hurry up and slip through the gate...
316
00:16:17,898 --> 00:16:19,867
...while I still have the strength to hold it!
317
00:16:19,867 --> 00:16:20,734
Okay!
318
00:16:23,437 --> 00:16:25,072
This house is amazing.
319
00:16:25,606 --> 00:16:27,941
It really looks like a ninja house!
320
00:16:31,211 --> 00:16:32,279
Head Master!
321
00:16:34,448 --> 00:16:36,316
Doesn't seem like he's here.
322
00:16:42,189 --> 00:16:43,123
Head Master?
323
00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:46,059
Fools! The Head Master is dead!
324
00:16:46,493 --> 00:16:49,196
And you will die here as well!
325
00:16:49,963 --> 00:16:52,132
Hello, Head Master!
326
00:16:53,467 --> 00:16:57,037
Would it have been better if
I acted like I was surprised?
327
00:16:57,137 --> 00:16:58,972
Well, either way is fine.
328
00:16:58,972 --> 00:17:00,007
Oh, good.
329
00:17:00,007 --> 00:17:01,675
What's with this conversation?
330
00:17:01,775 --> 00:17:03,443
I'll be there in a sec.
331
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,749
A rainbow? How'd that get here?
332
00:17:09,349 --> 00:17:10,884
Yahoo!
333
00:17:10,884 --> 00:17:13,554
I'm making my adorable entrance
sliding down a rainbow...
334
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:16,223
...like an angel up to mischief
descending from the Heavens!
335
00:17:16,323 --> 00:17:17,090
That's right!
336
00:17:17,357 --> 00:17:18,091
I am...!
337
00:17:18,191 --> 00:17:19,326
I am...!
338
00:17:19,326 --> 00:17:21,562
I am the Head Master!
339
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:24,298
Here, would everyone like some tea?
340
00:17:27,301 --> 00:17:29,336
You aimed for it! You aimed for it, didn't you?
341
00:17:29,336 --> 00:17:32,406
Tell me the truth or I'll kill you!
342
00:17:32,806 --> 00:17:35,142
No, no... Of course not.
343
00:17:35,442 --> 00:17:37,277
It was pure coincidence.
344
00:17:38,078 --> 00:17:40,447
I'm losing my strength...
345
00:17:40,781 --> 00:17:42,683
Hang in there, family jewels!
346
00:17:42,683 --> 00:17:42,950
The one with the beard is Head Master.
Hang in there, family jewels!
347
00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:44,885
The one with the beard is Head Master.
348
00:17:45,986 --> 00:17:48,789
But isn't that... Onsokumaru?
349
00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:52,926
He's Onsokumaru! No matter how I look at him.
350
00:17:54,061 --> 00:17:55,929
N-No! I have no idea who you are.
351
00:17:56,029 --> 00:17:59,366
Plus, I'm not Onsokumaru.
352
00:17:59,499 --> 00:18:02,002
See? I don't look like him at all!
353
00:18:02,169 --> 00:18:04,237
I'll commend you for your
effort, but it's so obvious.
354
00:18:04,338 --> 00:18:05,906
Oh, come on Kaede!
355
00:18:06,006 --> 00:18:08,675
Onsokumaru doesn't have a beard!
356
00:18:08,909 --> 00:18:12,145
Tell her Shinobu! She's so stupid!
357
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:17,317
Fine! Then, call Onsokumaru here right now.
358
00:18:17,317 --> 00:18:19,052
No problem!
359
00:18:20,087 --> 00:18:22,489
Hold it right there, ladies!
360
00:18:23,657 --> 00:18:26,326
Go on! Shinobu, call Onsokumaru!
361
00:18:26,326 --> 00:18:27,928
No problem!
362
00:18:28,362 --> 00:18:31,198
Y-You mustn't call him, Shinobu!
363
00:18:31,531 --> 00:18:36,403
He's in the middle of training a special
technique that turns piss into beer!
364
00:18:36,903 --> 00:18:41,208
If you call him, the witch's curse
will make your television explode!
365
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:42,509
I'm telling you the truth!
366
00:18:43,143 --> 00:18:44,645
That would be bad!
367
00:18:45,312 --> 00:18:49,116
My TV has a VCR inside.
I'd be heartbroken!
368
00:18:49,216 --> 00:18:51,618
I'm sorry, I can't call Onsokumarul!
369
00:18:51,618 --> 00:18:52,919
Please forgive me!
370
00:18:58,191 --> 00:19:01,128
Now, now. Cut it out, little missy.
371
00:19:01,628 --> 00:19:04,431
Ow. Ow!
372
00:19:05,298 --> 00:19:09,536
Anyway! What is a girl like you doing here?
373
00:19:10,537 --> 00:19:13,674
This is a secret training location only ninjas know!
374
00:19:15,075 --> 00:19:16,176
He's right!
375
00:19:16,176 --> 00:19:17,611
Outsiders who discover our secret...
376
00:19:17,611 --> 00:19:20,213
...aren't allowed to leave alive. That's the law!
377
00:19:20,414 --> 00:19:21,548
Then what about me?
378
00:19:22,315 --> 00:19:25,952
Oh... Now that you mention it,
you're definitely an outsider.
379
00:19:26,053 --> 00:19:28,722
I totally forgot. Scratch, scratch.
380
00:19:29,022 --> 00:19:30,891
J-Just hold on a minute, here!
381
00:19:39,366 --> 00:19:42,636
I didn't realize it at first because
you were acting so bold!
382
00:19:42,736 --> 00:19:44,438
Shinobu! Do it!
383
00:19:45,939 --> 00:19:48,008
Finally, the time has come to use...
384
00:19:48,008 --> 00:19:50,711
...the forbidden Ninja Technique Memory Blast.
385
00:19:55,782 --> 00:19:57,050
Time out! Time out!
386
00:19:57,818 --> 00:20:00,854
Just kidding. It's a joke. A joke!
387
00:20:00,954 --> 00:20:02,756
Of course we wouldn't do it.
388
00:20:02,856 --> 00:20:06,760
Really? It's only the first episode.
I don't want to die.
389
00:20:07,794 --> 00:20:09,362
No fair! No fair!
390
00:20:09,696 --> 00:20:13,934
The guilty one will be tied up with a
rope and get dragged around by a jeep!
391
00:20:14,134 --> 00:20:18,438
Or... M-m-m-marry me!
392
00:20:18,438 --> 00:20:19,873
No!
393
00:20:19,873 --> 00:20:22,642
Oh no! Now is the time to use it!
394
00:20:22,776 --> 00:20:26,980
Ninja Technique Memory Blast!
395
00:20:34,688 --> 00:20:36,823
Beep beep, beep beep!
396
00:20:37,190 --> 00:20:38,458
Vroooom!
397
00:20:38,725 --> 00:20:41,261
Vroooom! Beep beep! Beep beep!
398
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,363
Vroom-vroom? Vroom-vroom?
399
00:20:43,363 --> 00:20:45,532
Yup, that's a vicoom-vroom.
400
00:20:46,266 --> 00:20:49,069
I guess you blasted away
more than just his memory.
401
00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:50,871
What's this screw from?
402
00:20:51,238 --> 00:20:52,305
I just found ten yen!
403
00:20:52,439 --> 00:20:55,208
We better hurry and find what Head Master lost.
404
00:20:55,509 --> 00:20:59,746
At this rate, I doubt Shinobu's
doing any real training.
405
00:21:04,184 --> 00:21:05,986
You have scars on your arm.
406
00:21:06,653 --> 00:21:07,721
Are you okay?
407
00:21:08,555 --> 00:21:11,625
Oh, this? It's a scar from my training.
408
00:21:11,892 --> 00:21:15,228
It's nothing. I have scars like this...
409
00:21:17,697 --> 00:21:19,466
...all over my body!
410
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,302
You didn't need to get naked!
411
00:21:23,737 --> 00:21:27,174
To be a full-fledged ninja, this is nothing!
412
00:21:27,274 --> 00:21:28,475
Hey! Hey!
413
00:21:30,343 --> 00:21:32,279
I guess she's actually working hard.
414
00:21:34,281 --> 00:21:38,218
I'm going to take Kaede home!
415
00:21:39,186 --> 00:21:40,921
This again?!
416
00:21:48,195 --> 00:21:50,630
Bye-bye!
417
00:22:00,774 --> 00:22:01,842
Shuu tata shuu tata!
418
00:22:04,477 --> 00:22:05,278
Hurry up!
419
00:22:07,981 --> 00:22:09,216
Shuu tata shuu tata!
420
00:22:09,816 --> 00:22:10,884
Gather around!
Shugou
421
00:22:12,552 --> 00:22:19,459
Made it in the nick of time, I slid in
Giri giri seefu suberikonde
422
00:22:19,793 --> 00:22:26,433
I jumped over the tough morning
Kibishii asa wo tobikoeta
423
00:22:26,766 --> 00:22:29,536
"What you said yesterday..."
Kinou no hanashi
424
00:22:29,536 --> 00:22:33,473
"...might have been a little white lie, " you said
chotto duke uso kamo nante
425
00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:39,379
I definitely have a long way to go with my training,
Yappari shugyou busoku
426
00:22:40,113 --> 00:22:41,181
Let's do it!
Ganbarou
427
00:22:41,281 --> 00:22:45,151
Turn turn turn, one day I'll become great
Kuru kuru ri, rippa ni naru hi ga
428
00:22:45,151 --> 00:22:48,355
Turn turn turn, turn turn turn
There is nothing like rii, there is nothing like rin
429
00:22:49,155 --> 00:22:51,892
It's okay
Daijoubu
430
00:22:52,092 --> 00:22:55,929
"With prayer, flowers bloom," someone said
Nenzureba Hana isn't listening
431
00:22:55,929 --> 00:22:59,165
It's an unreliable philosophy
Theory is another story
432
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,671
But I've got to try!
Demo ganbaranakucha
433
00:23:05,739 --> 00:23:06,706
Shuu tata shuu tata!
434
00:23:09,442 --> 00:23:10,343
Hurry up!
435
00:23:12,946 --> 00:23:14,080
Shuu tata shuu tata!
436
00:23:14,848 --> 00:23:15,749
Break it up!
Kaisan
437
00:23:18,451 --> 00:23:19,252
Hurry up!
438
00:23:21,888 --> 00:23:25,258
We met thanks to a weird exam question.
439
00:23:25,258 --> 00:23:26,559
What other questions were there?
440
00:23:26,559 --> 00:23:29,396
Let's see... Confess your love
under a legendary tree...
441
00:23:29,496 --> 00:23:31,231
On the forehead of Kinoshita's dog, you must...
442
00:23:31,498 --> 00:23:32,732
Oh, forget it! That's enough!
443
00:23:32,899 --> 00:23:37,070
All in all, it's thanks to Head Master,
I mean Onsokumaru, I guess...
444
00:23:37,270 --> 00:23:39,005
Next episode of 2x2=Shinobuden!
445
00:23:39,339 --> 00:23:41,608
“Ninjas Elated over Cherry
Blossom Viewing" and...
446
00:23:42,042 --> 00:23:44,244
..."Shinobu goes on a Date with Kaede".
447
00:23:44,444 --> 00:23:45,245
Onsokumaru is Head Master?
448
00:23:45,245 --> 00:23:46,146
Ninjas Elated over Chevry Blossom Viewing Shinobu
goes on a Date with kaede Onsokumaru is Head Master?
449
00:23:46,146 --> 00:23:48,615
Ninjas élafed ouar Chew-y Blossom Viewing Shinobu goas on a Data
wifh kaoda Kaede, you like to say things that make no sense!
450
00:23:48,615 --> 00:23:50,016
Ninjas Elated over Chevry Blossom Viewing Shinobu
goes on a Date with kaede No way, you mean you...
451
00:23:50,016 --> 00:23:50,951
Ninjas Elated over Chevry Blossom Viewing
Shinobu goes on a Date with kaede