1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:39,769 --> 00:00:43,565 NARRATOR: Long ago, a mythic battle between good and evil 3 00:00:43,648 --> 00:00:46,443 played out in ancient China: 4 00:00:46,526 --> 00:00:49,070 The country was torn by civil war, 5 00:00:49,154 --> 00:00:52,365 with many kingdoms struggling for land and power: 6 00:00:54,826 --> 00:01:00,790 But one king had a ruthless ambition to make himself emperor by the sword: 7 00:01:10,008 --> 00:01:11,301 (CLEARING THROAT) 8 00:01:23,146 --> 00:01:24,189 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 9 00:01:24,272 --> 00:01:25,565 Leave me. 10 00:01:25,648 --> 00:01:27,776 Prepare for war! 11 00:01:29,652 --> 00:01:32,864 NARRATOR: The other rulers hired assassins to kill the King 12 00:01:32,947 --> 00:01:35,575 before he could conquer them all: 13 00:01:51,341 --> 00:01:53,802 (GRUNTING) 14 00:01:54,844 --> 00:01:56,888 (SWORDS CLASHING) 15 00:02:09,859 --> 00:02:10,902 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 16 00:02:15,073 --> 00:02:16,741 Stop! I am not harmed. 17 00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:25,708 We attack tonight! 18 00:02:27,627 --> 00:02:30,088 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 19 00:02:39,430 --> 00:02:44,018 NARRATOR: Kingdom by kingdom, his army swept away everything in its path, 20 00:02:44,102 --> 00:02:47,939 and anyone who resisted met a terrible fate: 21 00:02:51,234 --> 00:02:52,861 The country was his: 22 00:02:52,944 --> 00:02:56,114 He was now Emperor of All Under Heaven: 23 00:02:57,782 --> 00:03:02,537 He enslaved his conquered enemies and forced them to build his Great Wall: 24 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:06,541 When they were dead or useless, he had them buried beneath it: 25 00:03:37,864 --> 00:03:42,076 The Emperor's mystics taught him mastery over the five elements, 26 00:03:43,203 --> 00:03:47,165 fire, water, earth, wood and metal: 27 00:03:47,248 --> 00:03:49,584 His power seemed without limit: 28 00:03:53,797 --> 00:03:56,007 He was master of millions, 29 00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:59,886 but like the lowliest peasant, he could not stop growing old: 30 00:03:59,969 --> 00:04:01,012 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 31 00:04:01,095 --> 00:04:05,183 I have too much to do for one lifetime. 32 00:04:05,350 --> 00:04:09,354 NARRATOR: He needed to defeat his last enemy, death itself: 33 00:04:16,820 --> 00:04:19,948 One day, news came of a powerful witch 34 00:04:20,031 --> 00:04:23,576 who was rumoured to know the secret to eternal life: 35 00:04:23,660 --> 00:04:28,915 He ordered General Ming, his oldest friend and trusted ally, to find her: 36 00:04:40,343 --> 00:04:42,595 The witch was named Zi Yuan, 37 00:04:42,679 --> 00:04:45,849 and she was nothing like the General expected: 38 00:04:54,149 --> 00:04:55,191 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 39 00:04:55,275 --> 00:04:56,526 Your Majesty... 40 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,283 Rise up. 41 00:05:06,703 --> 00:05:10,123 I do not possess the secret of immortality, my Lord... 42 00:05:10,206 --> 00:05:13,168 ...but I know where to find it. 43 00:05:14,627 --> 00:05:15,670 General... 44 00:05:18,214 --> 00:05:20,008 No man is to touch her. 45 00:05:20,425 --> 00:05:23,887 She is mine. 46 00:05:28,933 --> 00:05:32,729 NARRATOR: On the western border stood the Monastery of Turfan: 47 00:05:32,812 --> 00:05:36,816 There was housed the greatest library in the ancient world, 48 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:41,112 and Zi Yuan was sure the secret to eternal life was here: 49 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:04,928 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 50 00:06:05,011 --> 00:06:06,930 This is a key. 51 00:06:16,022 --> 00:06:18,775 NARRATOR: It was the long lost oracle bones, 52 00:06:18,858 --> 00:06:23,196 a collection of all the mystical secrets of the ancient world: 53 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:28,827 The Emperor's answer was here along with other magic beyond imagining: 54 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:39,963 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 55 00:06:40,046 --> 00:06:41,923 You have served me well. 56 00:06:44,717 --> 00:06:47,762 I will grant you anything you desire. 57 00:06:49,222 --> 00:06:52,892 I want to spend my life with General Ming. 58 00:06:55,228 --> 00:06:56,729 Of course. 59 00:06:57,313 --> 00:06:58,356 Read. 60 00:07:04,446 --> 00:07:07,240 (CHANTING IN SANSKRIT) 61 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:18,209 NARRATOR: She cast the spell in Sanskrit, 62 00:07:18,293 --> 00:07:22,338 an ancient language that the Emperor did not understand: 63 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:28,011 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 64 00:07:28,094 --> 00:07:30,513 I feel your spell working. 65 00:07:32,015 --> 00:07:37,771 I am now immortal. 66 00:07:39,230 --> 00:07:42,025 Come, I want to show you something. 67 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:55,789 (EXCLAIMING) 68 00:07:57,665 --> 00:08:01,336 Become my queen and I will let him live. 69 00:08:01,795 --> 00:08:05,548 Do what he says! Save yourself! 70 00:08:09,552 --> 00:08:11,846 You will never keep your word. 71 00:08:13,473 --> 00:08:14,516 You are right. 72 00:08:21,314 --> 00:08:22,732 (GRUNTING) 73 00:08:24,776 --> 00:08:25,819 (GASPS) 74 00:08:28,446 --> 00:08:30,532 Now, join General Ming in hell. 75 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:47,132 (SHOUTING) 76 00:08:47,215 --> 00:08:48,550 What did you do to me? 77 00:08:49,467 --> 00:08:51,678 I cursed you and your army. 78 00:09:01,354 --> 00:09:05,400 (EMPEROR GRUNTING IN PAIN) 79 00:09:06,276 --> 00:09:07,819 Surround the Palace! 80 00:09:07,944 --> 00:09:09,362 The Emperor is in trouble! 81 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:28,339 NARRATOR: The curse must never be lifted, 82 00:09:28,423 --> 00:09:32,927 or the Emperor will rise again to enslave all of mankind: 83 00:09:33,011 --> 00:09:37,849 On that dark day, there will be nothing and no one to save us: 84 00:09:52,447 --> 00:09:55,366 You can run, but you can't hide. 85 00:10:02,165 --> 00:10:03,208 One o'clock. 86 00:10:03,291 --> 00:10:05,001 OXFORDSHIRE, ENGLAND 87 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:10,799 Ten o'clock, one o'clock. Ten o'clock, one... 88 00:10:10,882 --> 00:10:13,802 And this is something for grown men to do? 89 00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:18,306 (EXCLAIMING IN PAIN) 90 00:10:23,103 --> 00:10:24,354 (GRUNTING) Come on. 91 00:10:28,441 --> 00:10:29,818 (SCREAMS) 92 00:10:33,113 --> 00:10:34,697 Bite on this. 93 00:10:52,298 --> 00:10:54,425 Evy, I'm home! 94 00:10:54,509 --> 00:10:57,554 Mrs O'Connell is at her book reading, sir. She'll be home for dinner. 95 00:10:57,637 --> 00:11:01,391 Oh, right. Well, that's great, 'cause we're having fish. 96 00:11:04,686 --> 00:11:06,396 You didn't think I'd catch anything, did you? 97 00:11:06,479 --> 00:11:09,023 I had the utmost confidence, sir. 98 00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:15,905 JAMESON: There's a hook in your neck, sir. Shall I fetch the wire cutters? 99 00:11:20,869 --> 00:11:25,957 RICK: Fall back! Follow me! Move! Move! Move! Move! 100 00:11:30,503 --> 00:11:32,881 EVELYN: "Now safely aboard the airship with the mummy finally vanquished, 101 00:11:32,964 --> 00:11:34,048 LONDON 102 00:11:35,091 --> 00:11:37,594 "Dash swept Scarlet into his arms: 103 00:11:37,844 --> 00:11:42,974 "'Oh, God, Scarlet, I thought I'd lost you.' 'For a moment there, you did.' 104 00:11:43,558 --> 00:11:46,269 "Bathed in rays of golden sunlight, 105 00:11:46,352 --> 00:11:51,441 "our heroes sealed their reunion with a kiss of timeless passion, 106 00:11:51,524 --> 00:11:55,069 "their love deeper and truer than ever." 107 00:12:00,366 --> 00:12:04,037 Mrs O'Connell, we're all dying to know, 108 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:07,624 is the Scarlet O'Keefe character really based on you? 109 00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:12,545 Honestly, I can say she's a completely different person. 110 00:12:12,629 --> 00:12:14,631 - Any more questions? - WOMAN: Mrs O'Connell... 111 00:12:14,714 --> 00:12:19,260 Mrs O'Connell, is your life today as exciting as it was before the war? 112 00:12:19,969 --> 00:12:21,012 (SIGHS) 113 00:12:21,095 --> 00:12:23,139 I wish my life were that exciting now. 114 00:12:23,223 --> 00:12:24,641 MAN: Will there be another book in the series? 115 00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:27,310 WOMAN 2: Do you believe in happy endings? 116 00:12:28,478 --> 00:12:29,521 (EXHALES) 117 00:12:30,396 --> 00:12:32,482 Isn't this blissful? 118 00:12:34,651 --> 00:12:36,486 Dinner at home. 119 00:12:37,987 --> 00:12:40,198 - Every night. - Every night. 120 00:12:40,949 --> 00:12:44,828 - Here's to retirement. - May we stay this happy forever. 121 00:12:48,998 --> 00:12:50,041 (GULPS) 122 00:12:58,508 --> 00:13:02,428 Still no letter from Alex. I've sent him three in the last month. 123 00:13:02,512 --> 00:13:03,680 Yeah, well, what do you expect? 124 00:13:03,763 --> 00:13:04,889 The only time we ever hear from that kid 125 00:13:04,973 --> 00:13:07,183 is when he's getting kicked out of college or he needs more money. 126 00:13:07,267 --> 00:13:10,311 I'm sure he's just buried in his studies. 127 00:13:16,651 --> 00:13:20,864 - So, how did your book reading go? - Oh, fine. Thank you. 128 00:13:21,739 --> 00:13:24,742 Until they asked me, "When will there be another Mummy adventure?" 129 00:13:24,826 --> 00:13:27,370 Yeah, but you did promise the publisher a third book. 130 00:13:27,454 --> 00:13:28,538 I know. 131 00:13:28,621 --> 00:13:32,959 But I spend my nights staring at a blank page, completely blocked. 132 00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:38,214 We could skip dinner, and I could 133 00:13:38,298 --> 00:13:43,595 attempt to inspire you upstairs. 134 00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:47,515 Oh, that's so sweet of you, darling. 135 00:13:47,599 --> 00:13:52,228 But I'm going to sit at that typewriter until something exciting comes out. 136 00:13:54,272 --> 00:13:55,940 Thank you. 137 00:13:57,901 --> 00:13:58,943 (EXCLAIMING DELIGHTEDLY) 138 00:13:59,027 --> 00:14:00,737 Trout. How lovely! 139 00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:01,905 (JAMESON CLEARS THROAT) 140 00:14:04,574 --> 00:14:08,244 I'm so happy you found a hobby that doesn't involve guns. 141 00:14:09,662 --> 00:14:10,705 (CRUNCHING) 142 00:14:15,585 --> 00:14:18,755 NINGXIA PROVINCE, CHINA 143 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,433 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 144 00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:31,976 Don't worry, we'll find the entrance today. 145 00:14:33,269 --> 00:14:36,064 Li Tung, what's for lunch? 146 00:14:36,147 --> 00:14:37,190 Noodle soup. 147 00:14:37,607 --> 00:14:39,025 Very good. 148 00:14:45,156 --> 00:14:47,200 ALEX: Good. Wilson's back. 149 00:14:48,701 --> 00:14:50,870 You're a couple days late, Professor. 150 00:14:50,954 --> 00:14:52,455 I was beginning to think you'd run into bandits. 151 00:14:52,539 --> 00:14:54,541 Oh, my dear fellow, thank you for the concern. 152 00:14:54,624 --> 00:14:56,334 - Are you thirsty? - Oh, yes, please. 153 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,461 - Here you go. - Thank you. 154 00:14:59,629 --> 00:15:01,673 You know, when I saw you standing up there, 155 00:15:01,756 --> 00:15:03,925 I thought I was looking at your father. 156 00:15:04,008 --> 00:15:05,760 You really are Rick O'Connell's son. 157 00:15:05,844 --> 00:15:10,682 Yeah, well, hopefully after today, he'll be known as Alex O'Connell's father. 158 00:15:10,765 --> 00:15:13,476 What a powerful face! 159 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:17,522 When I told my colleagues at the museum that you had discovered the Colossus, 160 00:15:18,106 --> 00:15:19,190 they were thrilled. 161 00:15:19,274 --> 00:15:21,484 - Yes, however... - I know. 162 00:15:21,568 --> 00:15:23,653 When am I gonna get in that tomb? 163 00:15:23,736 --> 00:15:25,780 Don't let the buggers get you down. 164 00:15:25,864 --> 00:15:28,283 It was you that discovered the Bembridge journal, 165 00:15:28,366 --> 00:15:30,869 and with it, you'll discover the Emperor. 166 00:15:30,952 --> 00:15:34,706 - I have complete faith in you, Alex. - Thank you, Professor. 167 00:15:35,373 --> 00:15:37,125 Thanks for believing in me. 168 00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:38,251 (MAN SHOUTS) 169 00:15:39,335 --> 00:15:42,380 We found it! We found the door! 170 00:15:44,757 --> 00:15:46,426 Bad Mummy: 171 00:15:47,969 --> 00:15:49,345 Yeah. 172 00:15:50,889 --> 00:15:52,807 Vile Mummy? 173 00:15:53,349 --> 00:15:54,392 (TYPING) 174 00:15:55,226 --> 00:15:56,561 No. Cursed Mummy! 175 00:15:56,853 --> 00:15:59,564 Mysterious Mummy: 176 00:16:01,691 --> 00:16:03,943 Malignant Mummy: 177 00:16:08,323 --> 00:16:10,408 Prepare to die! 178 00:16:12,118 --> 00:16:13,620 Take that! 179 00:16:22,045 --> 00:16:23,338 Rick! 180 00:16:25,173 --> 00:16:27,133 Darling, where are you? 181 00:16:37,769 --> 00:16:40,021 I'm ready to be inspired. 182 00:16:46,778 --> 00:16:50,782 Do you remember the time the mummy had me tied down? 183 00:16:50,865 --> 00:16:54,828 And you came to save me and you cut... 184 00:16:54,911 --> 00:16:59,165 No! You tore open the ropes is what you did, 185 00:16:59,249 --> 00:17:02,085 just as he was about to plunge his... 186 00:17:02,168 --> 00:17:04,629 (SNORING) 187 00:17:04,754 --> 00:17:06,131 Oh, rats. 188 00:17:27,485 --> 00:17:29,988 (LAUGHS) 189 00:17:33,825 --> 00:17:35,285 Watch out! 190 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:44,752 - Emperor didn't want any houseguests. - Yeah. 191 00:17:44,836 --> 00:17:45,920 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 192 00:17:46,004 --> 00:17:47,046 Stay together. 193 00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:14,407 Sir Colin Bembridge. 194 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,659 Oh, gee... 195 00:18:17,494 --> 00:18:19,871 He went searching for this tomb 70 years ago. 196 00:18:19,954 --> 00:18:21,915 They left him like this as a warning. 197 00:18:21,998 --> 00:18:24,793 Unfortunately, this is not the dead man that's gonna make us famous. 198 00:18:24,876 --> 00:18:26,628 Let's keep moving. 199 00:19:03,414 --> 00:19:04,833 Look at it, Alex. 200 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,460 Look at it! 201 00:19:43,955 --> 00:19:46,124 (SCREAMING) 202 00:19:46,207 --> 00:19:47,667 Chu Wah! 203 00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:50,503 (WHIMPERING) 204 00:19:58,511 --> 00:20:00,180 (SHOUTS IN MANDARIN) 205 00:20:27,874 --> 00:20:29,709 (PANTING) 206 00:20:31,211 --> 00:20:32,879 - Chu Wah. - No, no, don't, don't, don't. 207 00:20:32,962 --> 00:20:35,673 Alex, Alex, they're dead! Come on. 208 00:20:35,757 --> 00:20:38,885 This kind of danger goes with the territory. You know that better than anyone. 209 00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:40,261 Alex! 210 00:20:44,557 --> 00:20:46,142 - Yes? - Okay. 211 00:20:46,226 --> 00:20:47,644 - Yes? - Yeah. 212 00:20:48,311 --> 00:20:52,857 All right, good chap. Okay. Good chap. Oh, Jesus. 213 00:20:58,029 --> 00:21:01,449 All the warriors are facing in to this point, 214 00:21:01,533 --> 00:21:04,869 - as if awaiting an order from the Emperor. - Well, then, where is he? 215 00:21:04,953 --> 00:21:09,541 Listen, you don't think some bloody grave robber's beaten us to the prize, do you? 216 00:21:09,624 --> 00:21:11,334 No, he's still here. 217 00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:14,629 You see, this is a feng shui compass. 218 00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:25,390 Okay. Now. This... 219 00:21:25,473 --> 00:21:27,392 Okay, this is true north, 220 00:21:27,475 --> 00:21:31,729 but the feng shui compass is set in the opposite direction. 221 00:21:31,813 --> 00:21:33,898 - All right, we need to realign it. - All right. 222 00:21:33,982 --> 00:21:36,067 - All right, here we go. - All right. 223 00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:47,662 (ALEX SCREAMS) 224 00:21:55,044 --> 00:21:58,006 (RAT SQUEAKING) 225 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,050 Alex! Alex, speak to me! 226 00:22:01,551 --> 00:22:03,303 Are you all right? 227 00:22:04,471 --> 00:22:06,973 - Alex! - I'm fine. 228 00:22:08,099 --> 00:22:10,685 Tell me, have we found the Emperor? 229 00:22:14,522 --> 00:22:15,774 Alex! 230 00:22:23,573 --> 00:22:24,824 What is it? 231 00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:27,869 It's only the greatest find since King Tut! 232 00:22:31,664 --> 00:22:35,668 "If he is awakened, all mortals should despair." 233 00:22:35,752 --> 00:22:37,712 It's definitely him! 234 00:22:40,465 --> 00:22:41,841 (ALEX EXCLAIMS) 235 00:22:42,008 --> 00:22:44,469 Even had his concubines buried alive with him. 236 00:22:44,552 --> 00:22:45,929 Selfish bastard. 237 00:22:46,554 --> 00:22:49,682 Hey, Professor Wilson, you want to come down and take a look? 238 00:22:49,766 --> 00:22:52,936 Or are you so overwhelmed you can't talk? 239 00:22:55,188 --> 00:22:56,231 (THUD) 240 00:22:59,526 --> 00:23:02,737 (GRUNTING) 241 00:23:16,876 --> 00:23:18,253 Wilson! 242 00:23:45,738 --> 00:23:47,490 (PANTING) 243 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,494 Let's go, Professor. We've got a lot of work to do. 244 00:24:32,577 --> 00:24:33,495 WILSON: All right. 245 00:24:39,667 --> 00:24:41,294 FRY: First of all, I'd just like to say 246 00:24:41,377 --> 00:24:44,631 that the Foreign Office appreciates all that you did during the war. 247 00:24:44,714 --> 00:24:49,052 But I've been sent to offer you one last assignment. 248 00:24:49,761 --> 00:24:54,140 I'm afraid we've retired from the espionage game, haven't we, dear? 249 00:24:54,224 --> 00:24:56,392 Yeah, we've... We don't do that any more. We're finished. 250 00:24:56,476 --> 00:24:58,812 - EVELYN: Not at all. - Completely done. 251 00:25:00,814 --> 00:25:04,067 But just out of curiosity, what is the mission anyway? 252 00:25:04,150 --> 00:25:07,487 We need you to courier this to Shanghai. 253 00:25:09,239 --> 00:25:10,281 (EVELYN GASPS) 254 00:25:10,949 --> 00:25:14,327 - Nice piece of ice. - It's the Eye of Shangri-La. 255 00:25:14,410 --> 00:25:17,914 If you believe the legend, it points the way to the Pool of Eternal Life. 256 00:25:17,997 --> 00:25:20,166 It was smuggled out of China in 1940. 257 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:23,002 Now, the government would like to return it to the Shanghai Museum 258 00:25:23,086 --> 00:25:26,506 as a sign of good faith to the Chinese people. 259 00:25:26,589 --> 00:25:30,510 And with your expertise in the field, we naturally thought of you. 260 00:25:30,593 --> 00:25:33,513 Oh, we'd be so flattered. 261 00:25:35,598 --> 00:25:39,436 But Rick and I, we made a promise to each other after the war 262 00:25:39,519 --> 00:25:42,605 that we would settle down. 263 00:25:42,689 --> 00:25:45,525 - That's right, yeah, we did, didn't we? We... - I see. 264 00:25:45,608 --> 00:25:48,528 Well, I must admit I am a little disappointed. 265 00:25:48,611 --> 00:25:52,031 Postwar China is very dangerous. 266 00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:57,036 There are a lot of factions that would love to get their hands on the Eye of Shangri-La. 267 00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:00,748 In lesser hands, the Eye could be lost forever. 268 00:26:01,541 --> 00:26:03,209 We couldn't let that happen, could we? 269 00:26:03,293 --> 00:26:05,712 No, that could be bad for the world. 270 00:26:05,795 --> 00:26:07,964 - The world... Terrible. - Yeah. 271 00:26:09,048 --> 00:26:10,633 You know, she has a brother who lives in Shanghai. 272 00:26:10,717 --> 00:26:12,552 - Jonathan! - Yes. 273 00:26:12,635 --> 00:26:14,512 He owns a nightclub, if I'm not mistaken. 274 00:26:14,596 --> 00:26:16,055 We have been meaning to visit. We could... 275 00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:17,432 - We should... ...drop in and surprise him. 276 00:26:17,515 --> 00:26:19,184 - Say hello. - Why not? 277 00:26:19,267 --> 00:26:22,562 Does this mean we can count on you one last time? 278 00:26:23,897 --> 00:26:24,939 Yes. 279 00:26:28,610 --> 00:26:30,361 SHANGHAI, CHINA 280 00:26:30,445 --> 00:26:32,405 CHINESE NEW YEAR, 1947 281 00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:40,288 (CAR HONKING) 282 00:26:43,082 --> 00:26:45,001 (MUSIC PLAYING) 283 00:26:55,261 --> 00:26:57,806 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 284 00:26:59,265 --> 00:27:00,475 There we are. 285 00:27:02,143 --> 00:27:04,270 Here's to you, Princess. 286 00:27:04,354 --> 00:27:07,607 And lmhotep. May the bugger actually stay dead. 287 00:27:07,690 --> 00:27:08,775 (TOASTING IN RUSSIAN) 288 00:27:08,858 --> 00:27:10,276 Ding-dong. 289 00:27:18,409 --> 00:27:20,870 Hi, can you buy a drink for me? 290 00:27:21,746 --> 00:27:24,666 Excuse me. Alex! Alex! You're back again. 291 00:27:24,749 --> 00:27:26,209 Come here, Alex. Let me get you a drink. 292 00:27:26,292 --> 00:27:28,795 Smooth special for the pup, huh? The explorer. 293 00:27:29,045 --> 00:27:30,088 (LAUGHS) 294 00:27:30,964 --> 00:27:32,340 Make that two. 295 00:27:32,423 --> 00:27:34,968 Sorry, Uncle Jon, but I got a better offer. 296 00:27:35,051 --> 00:27:38,763 JONATHAN: No, no, Alex. No, look. Listen, how can I... Come here. 297 00:27:38,847 --> 00:27:40,640 To put it in archaeological terms, 298 00:27:40,723 --> 00:27:42,934 that's a tomb in which many pharaohs have lain. 299 00:27:43,017 --> 00:27:45,937 Now, listen, listen, just think about me for a moment, all right? 300 00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:49,816 Your discovery will go public in a few days, and your parents are sure to find out. 301 00:27:49,899 --> 00:27:52,444 They're not gonna be happy you've dropped out of school. And... 302 00:27:52,527 --> 00:27:56,364 Will you relax, Uncle Jon? Okay? I'm here. They're a long way away. 303 00:27:56,448 --> 00:27:59,284 - Alex... - Excuse me, okay? 304 00:27:59,367 --> 00:28:01,661 I have some excavation to do. 305 00:28:09,794 --> 00:28:11,171 Jonathan! 306 00:28:13,715 --> 00:28:15,341 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 307 00:28:15,425 --> 00:28:18,595 You're in China! Evy. Rick. 308 00:28:18,678 --> 00:28:21,055 (STUTTERING) What are you... It's so... I didn't even... 309 00:28:21,139 --> 00:28:24,350 Brother, how lovely to see you. 310 00:28:24,434 --> 00:28:26,186 I had no idea he was here! 311 00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:27,729 - Who was here? - Who? 312 00:28:28,521 --> 00:28:29,606 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 313 00:28:29,689 --> 00:28:31,775 MAN: This happens every time! 314 00:28:32,692 --> 00:28:34,861 Every man in the bar! 315 00:28:34,944 --> 00:28:36,029 - Dad? - Alex! 316 00:28:36,112 --> 00:28:37,781 MAN: I don't know what to do with you! WOMAN: He's just a boy! 317 00:28:37,864 --> 00:28:41,201 - I can't leave the room for 10 minutes! - I didn't... Go away! Go to hell! 318 00:28:41,284 --> 00:28:43,328 - MAN: I'm sick of it! - Let's go get lover-boy! 319 00:28:43,411 --> 00:28:45,371 I'm gonna kill you, kid! 320 00:28:45,455 --> 00:28:47,707 Not so fast, that's my kid. 321 00:28:49,793 --> 00:28:53,046 - Mad Dog Maguire? - Ricochet O'Connell. 322 00:28:53,546 --> 00:28:56,049 - Hey, hey. - EVELYN: What are you doing here? 323 00:28:56,132 --> 00:28:59,010 - Alex! Sweetheart! Are you all right? - Just a little family get-together, folks. 324 00:28:59,094 --> 00:29:02,514 Come on, let's get back to having a good time. Music! 325 00:29:03,014 --> 00:29:04,057 How long has it been? 326 00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:06,976 Egypt, '23. French Foreign Legion. 327 00:29:08,353 --> 00:29:10,313 This guy could land a plane on anything, you... 328 00:29:10,396 --> 00:29:13,024 - Why are you here? - Ricochet, he had his hands all over me girl. 329 00:29:13,108 --> 00:29:15,401 Now, son or no son, I gotta give him a beating! 330 00:29:15,485 --> 00:29:17,821 - Get out of the way, Dad. - Sit down. 331 00:29:17,904 --> 00:29:20,657 Now as much as I'd really like you to teach him a valuable lesson... 332 00:29:20,740 --> 00:29:22,408 His mother would be upset! Very upset. 333 00:29:22,492 --> 00:29:24,035 You have a lot of explaining to do, young man. 334 00:29:24,119 --> 00:29:25,328 I got a wife now, and a kid. 335 00:29:25,411 --> 00:29:27,580 Things are a little bit different, I'm sure you understand. 336 00:29:27,664 --> 00:29:29,374 - Yeah. - Let me make it up to you. 337 00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:32,794 We're just surprised to see you here. That's all. 338 00:29:32,877 --> 00:29:34,295 JONATHAN: Who's gonna pay for all this damage? 339 00:29:34,379 --> 00:29:35,672 All right? 340 00:29:35,755 --> 00:29:36,798 I'm not here five minutes, 341 00:29:36,881 --> 00:29:38,758 and I'm already pulling your fanny out of the fire. 342 00:29:38,842 --> 00:29:39,884 You're going back to college. 343 00:29:39,968 --> 00:29:43,138 How'd you think this was gonna work, Dad? You two show up, tell me what to do? 344 00:29:43,221 --> 00:29:47,684 No. But we should sit down and discuss this like a family. 345 00:29:47,767 --> 00:29:50,562 No offence, Mom, but we haven't been a family in a long time. 346 00:29:50,645 --> 00:29:52,689 Hey, don't you turn your back on me. Alex! 347 00:29:52,772 --> 00:29:55,108 Alex, just... Alex, come here. 348 00:29:57,110 --> 00:29:58,611 Can you... 349 00:29:59,904 --> 00:30:02,115 Don't look at me like that. 350 00:30:02,198 --> 00:30:03,241 (SIGHS) 351 00:30:07,996 --> 00:30:10,373 - It's all your fault! - My fault? 352 00:30:10,457 --> 00:30:12,167 You're the one that's always smothering him. 353 00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:14,794 You couldn't leave him alone for five minutes without wiping his nose. 354 00:30:14,878 --> 00:30:18,631 Perhaps I was overcompensating for the fact that you never took an interest in his life. 355 00:30:18,715 --> 00:30:21,384 His life was my top priority. 356 00:30:21,468 --> 00:30:24,053 How many times did I save that kid from breaking his neck? 357 00:30:24,137 --> 00:30:26,389 A little warmth and encouragement would have been nice. 358 00:30:26,473 --> 00:30:29,184 I'm his father. It's implied. 359 00:30:32,353 --> 00:30:36,191 We've spent our entire lives searching for priceless artefacts, 360 00:30:36,274 --> 00:30:37,859 and the one thing that's most precious to us, 361 00:30:37,942 --> 00:30:38,985 we've lost. 362 00:30:40,695 --> 00:30:45,700 We can't let Alex become some stranger in pictures on our mantle. 363 00:30:46,451 --> 00:30:48,203 - We can't let that happen. - No, we can't. 364 00:30:48,286 --> 00:30:50,413 How are we gonna fix this? 365 00:30:51,998 --> 00:30:54,209 We need to do it together. 366 00:31:00,715 --> 00:31:05,095 PARAMILITARY OUTPOST WESTERN CHINA 367 00:31:05,178 --> 00:31:06,930 (MACHINE GUNS FIRING) 368 00:31:28,451 --> 00:31:29,577 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 369 00:31:29,661 --> 00:31:32,455 The O'Connells are in Shanghai. 370 00:31:33,039 --> 00:31:35,542 Do they have the Eye of Shangri-La? 371 00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:38,002 Our spy says they do. 372 00:31:38,503 --> 00:31:39,546 Good. 373 00:31:39,754 --> 00:31:40,922 Assemble the troops! 374 00:31:41,005 --> 00:31:42,048 Yes sir. 375 00:31:46,553 --> 00:31:47,595 Soldiers! 376 00:31:48,179 --> 00:31:51,599 Soon all our training and sacrifice... 377 00:31:52,267 --> 00:31:54,811 will bear great fruit. 378 00:31:55,854 --> 00:31:59,107 It is my dream to raise our Emperor from his tomb. 379 00:31:59,816 --> 00:32:02,944 Only He can bring order out of this chaos. 380 00:32:03,987 --> 00:32:05,029 Soldiers... 381 00:32:06,239 --> 00:32:09,951 tonight our great battle begins! 382 00:32:10,034 --> 00:32:11,536 (ALL CHANTING) 383 00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:15,457 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 384 00:32:21,129 --> 00:32:24,632 You know, this might have been faster if we took a rickshaw. 385 00:32:24,716 --> 00:32:27,051 It's Chinese New Year. 386 00:32:27,135 --> 00:32:28,178 Don't you just love this country? 387 00:32:28,261 --> 00:32:31,639 They have so many extra little holidays, and drinking is mandatory. 388 00:32:31,723 --> 00:32:34,309 I can't believe we get to see your first big discovery. 389 00:32:34,392 --> 00:32:35,435 It's so exciting. 390 00:32:35,518 --> 00:32:38,021 Well, after last night, I'm surprised you want to see it at all. 391 00:32:39,481 --> 00:32:42,108 JONATHAN: Listen, I'll pick you up in about an hour. 392 00:32:42,192 --> 00:32:43,485 EVELYN: You're not coming? 393 00:32:43,568 --> 00:32:46,905 JONATHAN: No, no, I've seen enough mummies to last a lifetime. 394 00:32:58,208 --> 00:32:59,667 There he is. 395 00:33:00,293 --> 00:33:03,713 Oh, my darling, very impressive. 396 00:33:04,672 --> 00:33:06,382 When do you get to open the sarcophagus? 397 00:33:06,466 --> 00:33:08,510 ALEX: Well, after the official red tape has been cut. 398 00:33:08,593 --> 00:33:11,888 Do the words "rest in peace" mean anything to you two? 399 00:33:11,971 --> 00:33:15,683 So, Mom, why don't you stick around for the next few days, 400 00:33:15,767 --> 00:33:17,018 and we can open it together? 401 00:33:17,102 --> 00:33:18,520 I would like that very much, thanks. 402 00:33:18,603 --> 00:33:20,897 Alex, why don't you go and tell Professor Wilson 403 00:33:20,980 --> 00:33:23,066 that we're here. You know... 404 00:33:23,149 --> 00:33:24,526 No problem. Great. 405 00:33:24,609 --> 00:33:27,779 Just don't wake the big guy up while I'm gone. 406 00:33:34,536 --> 00:33:35,995 Hey, Alex. 407 00:33:36,621 --> 00:33:41,292 You know, this is all really, really big stuff. 408 00:33:44,712 --> 00:33:46,714 Whatever you say, Dad. 409 00:34:10,405 --> 00:34:13,283 (WHISTLING) 410 00:34:23,793 --> 00:34:25,044 What? 411 00:34:26,045 --> 00:34:31,092 You just have a certain glow about you this evening I haven't seen in a long time. 412 00:34:32,594 --> 00:34:35,513 I guess mummies bring out the best in me. 413 00:34:36,723 --> 00:34:40,268 Take a wrong turn at Cairo? Sorry to interrupt. 414 00:34:41,895 --> 00:34:43,855 - Roger. - Professor Roger Wilson. 415 00:34:43,938 --> 00:34:45,273 Rick. 416 00:34:45,356 --> 00:34:48,902 You know, when Alex told me that you had gone legit, 417 00:34:48,985 --> 00:34:51,029 I just couldn't believe my ears. 418 00:34:51,112 --> 00:34:54,824 Well, now I just pillage tombs in the name of preservation. Evelyn. 419 00:34:54,908 --> 00:34:59,037 - Congratulations on your latest discovery. - Alex deserves all the credit. 420 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,206 He's one hell of a kid. He's like the son I never had. 421 00:35:01,289 --> 00:35:02,624 And he's the only one we've got, 422 00:35:02,707 --> 00:35:04,751 so the next time you send him on one of your field trips, 423 00:35:04,834 --> 00:35:06,127 you give us the heads-up first. 424 00:35:06,211 --> 00:35:08,588 Yes, yes, of course. 425 00:35:08,671 --> 00:35:12,092 And now, I believe you have something that belongs to us. 426 00:35:12,175 --> 00:35:13,760 What's that? 427 00:35:13,843 --> 00:35:15,470 Oh, you mean this? 428 00:35:15,553 --> 00:35:16,596 (GASPS) 429 00:35:16,930 --> 00:35:19,057 (LAUGHING) 430 00:35:19,140 --> 00:35:20,642 I'm sorry... 431 00:35:22,268 --> 00:35:24,104 There, go ahead. 432 00:35:24,187 --> 00:35:25,980 All yours, Rog. 433 00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:29,526 I knew I could rely on you two. 434 00:35:31,152 --> 00:35:35,240 I'm afraid your work is not done yet, Mr and Mrs O'Connell. 435 00:35:35,323 --> 00:35:39,244 I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine. General Yang. 436 00:35:39,327 --> 00:35:40,537 Roger! 437 00:35:40,995 --> 00:35:45,333 Well, he is the man who financed Alex's dig. We're in this together. 438 00:35:46,209 --> 00:35:48,211 Cheek by jowl. General. 439 00:35:50,213 --> 00:35:51,714 Search him. 440 00:35:53,633 --> 00:35:57,762 No. The Eye belongs to the Chinese people. You can't do this. 441 00:35:57,846 --> 00:36:02,350 So, Rog, you snake, how much did... 442 00:36:02,434 --> 00:36:05,228 Is it Yin and Yang? ...pay you? 443 00:36:05,311 --> 00:36:07,856 Enough to pull strings at the Foreign Office, 444 00:36:07,939 --> 00:36:12,360 make sure that it was you two who delivered the Eye. Turn around. 445 00:36:12,444 --> 00:36:16,448 The Eye contains the elixir from the Pool of Eternal Life. 446 00:36:18,533 --> 00:36:21,327 I need you to open it, Mrs O'Connell. 447 00:36:22,579 --> 00:36:23,788 No. 448 00:36:24,539 --> 00:36:26,875 You're going to use it to wake the Emperor, aren't you? 449 00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:31,129 And his Terracotta Army. At least, that's the general idea. 450 00:36:31,212 --> 00:36:34,758 Raising an army of mummies is insane. Listen, Yang... 451 00:36:36,384 --> 00:36:38,386 (GRUNTING) 452 00:36:38,470 --> 00:36:40,221 Easy! Go easy. 453 00:36:41,055 --> 00:36:44,184 Time to open the sarcophagus. Move! 454 00:36:48,730 --> 00:36:52,066 Read the inscription! Now! 455 00:37:00,158 --> 00:37:02,869 Ancient Chinese isn't my forte. 456 00:37:02,952 --> 00:37:06,498 Here's some encouragement. Wilson! 457 00:37:07,665 --> 00:37:08,708 I'll do it! 458 00:37:08,792 --> 00:37:12,504 No, Evy, don't do it! They're just gonna kill me, anyway. 459 00:37:16,508 --> 00:37:19,260 The inscription says that only a drop of blood 460 00:37:19,344 --> 00:37:22,555 from a person of pure heart can open the Eye. 461 00:37:24,599 --> 00:37:26,601 Your husband was right. 462 00:37:28,436 --> 00:37:29,979 No! 463 00:37:36,778 --> 00:37:41,324 Only the pure of heart would sacrifice themselves for the one they love. 464 00:37:42,659 --> 00:37:44,202 Open it. 465 00:37:49,165 --> 00:37:52,085 You never called after our last date. 466 00:37:52,168 --> 00:37:54,504 I don't have time for games, Alex. 467 00:37:54,587 --> 00:37:57,966 You know my name, but I don't know yours. 468 00:37:58,049 --> 00:37:59,259 It's Lin. 469 00:37:59,342 --> 00:38:02,887 You want to explain to me why you tried to kill me? 470 00:38:02,971 --> 00:38:04,097 We could do that. 471 00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:05,974 Or we could save your parents. 472 00:38:10,979 --> 00:38:13,648 Wilson, you son of a bitch! 473 00:38:27,704 --> 00:38:29,539 (GRUNTING) 474 00:39:05,950 --> 00:39:09,329 - Get on with it, O'Connell. - All right. 475 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:24,803 (COUGHS) 476 00:39:28,306 --> 00:39:33,853 Once this touches him, the Emperor will rise to rule again. 477 00:39:34,938 --> 00:39:35,980 Finish him off. 478 00:39:36,064 --> 00:39:37,107 (GUN COCKING) 479 00:39:54,582 --> 00:39:57,127 (GRUNTING) 480 00:40:15,562 --> 00:40:17,939 Alex, please! Don't. That's... 481 00:40:18,523 --> 00:40:20,775 Don't, don't. Don't, please. 482 00:40:20,859 --> 00:40:23,528 No, don't, Alex, it's me. Please. 483 00:40:23,987 --> 00:40:27,740 It's not him. This is a eunuch! It's a decoy! 484 00:40:29,742 --> 00:40:31,786 Where the hell's the Emperor? 485 00:40:32,996 --> 00:40:35,707 (CLANGING) 486 00:40:58,104 --> 00:40:59,355 Stay! 487 00:41:13,203 --> 00:41:15,663 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 488 00:41:18,208 --> 00:41:19,876 Here we go again. 489 00:41:31,054 --> 00:41:32,097 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 490 00:41:32,180 --> 00:41:34,057 I live to serve you, my Lord. 491 00:41:34,140 --> 00:41:35,725 I can help you become immortal. 492 00:41:35,809 --> 00:41:38,645 If you are lying, you will burn. 493 00:41:55,245 --> 00:41:59,499 Wait! Wait! You wait for me! I'm coming with you! Wait, wait... 494 00:42:11,928 --> 00:42:15,140 (BOTH GRUNTING) 495 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,776 Watch out! 496 00:42:32,073 --> 00:42:35,994 RICK: We got to put this mummy down fast! The longer we wait, the stronger they get! 497 00:42:36,077 --> 00:42:38,413 Open the gate! Open the gate! 498 00:42:43,751 --> 00:42:45,670 (SHOUTING IN MANDARIN) 499 00:42:45,753 --> 00:42:49,591 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Sorry, pal. There's a mummy on the loose. 500 00:42:49,674 --> 00:42:50,967 - You wanna drive? - Why not? 501 00:42:51,050 --> 00:42:52,844 God, I love a woman who can drive a truck. 502 00:42:52,927 --> 00:42:56,014 Hey, pal, I'm really sorry, but you know what? Happy New Year! 503 00:42:56,347 --> 00:42:57,640 Hit it, honey! 504 00:43:02,979 --> 00:43:04,689 No! Move over! 505 00:43:05,982 --> 00:43:07,650 What? No! 506 00:43:07,734 --> 00:43:09,068 No! 507 00:43:12,155 --> 00:43:13,198 (SCREAMS) 508 00:43:16,159 --> 00:43:17,494 No! 509 00:43:19,037 --> 00:43:21,581 - What? - Jonathan, get in the back! 510 00:43:22,916 --> 00:43:24,042 Sorry about the Rolls! 511 00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:26,544 You guys are like mummy magnets! 512 00:43:28,213 --> 00:43:30,799 - We have to turn you around! - Okay. 513 00:43:36,679 --> 00:43:38,098 Excuse me. 514 00:43:40,558 --> 00:43:43,269 - Hey, we could use this! - Give me that! 515 00:43:45,605 --> 00:43:49,025 - Oh, yeah, that's a better idea. - RICK: Size counts! 516 00:43:49,109 --> 00:43:52,028 Stop mucking about! They're getting away! 517 00:43:52,946 --> 00:43:54,697 (GRUNTS) Just drive! 518 00:43:55,365 --> 00:43:57,575 RICK: Aim for the Emperor! JONATHAN: Aim for the Emperor? 519 00:43:57,659 --> 00:44:00,328 - Light it up, Jonathan! - I'm trying! 520 00:44:00,411 --> 00:44:01,538 Fire! 521 00:44:01,621 --> 00:44:02,664 (SCREAMS) 522 00:44:12,715 --> 00:44:14,634 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 523 00:44:22,183 --> 00:44:23,685 Did we get him? 524 00:44:23,768 --> 00:44:25,895 - Fire! - What, again? 525 00:44:25,979 --> 00:44:27,897 - Your ass is on fire! - My ass? 526 00:44:27,981 --> 00:44:29,858 - Hold still! - Rick, my ass is on fire! 527 00:44:29,941 --> 00:44:31,401 - Well, spank my... - I'm putting it out! 528 00:44:31,484 --> 00:44:33,236 - Put me out, Rick! - Just hold still! 529 00:44:33,319 --> 00:44:35,613 Spank my ass! Spank my ass! 530 00:44:35,697 --> 00:44:37,657 All right, here I come! 531 00:44:40,618 --> 00:44:42,412 LIN: Give me your hand! 532 00:44:48,626 --> 00:44:49,669 Come on! 533 00:44:50,253 --> 00:44:51,671 Watch out! 534 00:44:52,589 --> 00:44:53,715 RICK: Evy, where are you going? 535 00:44:53,798 --> 00:44:55,925 - Taking a short cut! - Evy! 536 00:44:56,301 --> 00:44:58,428 (BOTH SCREAMING) 537 00:45:05,393 --> 00:45:07,437 - I told you it was a short cut! - Right! 538 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,397 Now he's chasing us! 539 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:11,483 (YELPS) 540 00:45:12,776 --> 00:45:13,818 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 541 00:45:13,902 --> 00:45:15,153 Hurry! 542 00:45:16,321 --> 00:45:18,990 Give me your hand. Here, you're gonna need these. 543 00:45:19,073 --> 00:45:20,950 - Don't wait up for me. - Where are you going? 544 00:45:21,034 --> 00:45:22,160 Out! 545 00:45:28,291 --> 00:45:30,960 - Where's Rick? - Where do you think? 546 00:45:37,175 --> 00:45:38,551 Damn it! 547 00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,182 You're mine! 548 00:45:44,265 --> 00:45:46,601 (HORSES NEIGHING) 549 00:45:49,354 --> 00:45:52,982 - Give me your hand and get on this horse! - Get back, Dad! 550 00:45:53,066 --> 00:45:58,029 Alexander Rupert O'Connell, you get on the back of this horse this instant! 551 00:46:04,536 --> 00:46:07,330 (EXCLAIMING) 552 00:46:07,413 --> 00:46:11,584 Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Oh, God! 553 00:46:17,674 --> 00:46:18,758 (SCREAMING) 554 00:46:18,842 --> 00:46:20,009 JONATHAN: Evy! 555 00:46:21,094 --> 00:46:22,679 We've got to go back and help Rick! 556 00:46:22,762 --> 00:46:25,640 JONATHAN: Rick! Forget Rick! Here they come! 557 00:46:34,190 --> 00:46:35,859 I'll go after the Emperor. 558 00:46:35,942 --> 00:46:38,695 Trust me. I've got a little more experience with mummies. 559 00:46:38,778 --> 00:46:42,282 And I have the only weapon that can kill him. 560 00:46:42,365 --> 00:46:44,784 Okay. I'll cover you. Let's go! 561 00:46:53,126 --> 00:46:54,294 ALEX: Lin! 562 00:46:55,795 --> 00:46:56,838 (SCREAMS) 563 00:47:12,020 --> 00:47:14,731 - I thought you were dead! - He missed. 564 00:47:26,493 --> 00:47:29,788 (EXCLAIMING) 565 00:47:41,716 --> 00:47:43,134 LIN: Look out! 566 00:48:24,342 --> 00:48:26,928 (PANTING) 567 00:48:29,389 --> 00:48:33,935 - Thanks, Rick. Could you get the cab? - Does it look like I have a wallet? 568 00:48:52,954 --> 00:48:55,707 You know, I would have killed the Emperor if you two hadn't blown my cover. 569 00:48:55,790 --> 00:48:57,041 I had everything under control. 570 00:48:57,125 --> 00:48:59,377 Oh, yeah, that's exactly what we were thinking. 571 00:48:59,461 --> 00:49:01,296 Yeah, well, good going, you raised another mummy. 572 00:49:01,379 --> 00:49:03,339 And this bugger's got superpowers. 573 00:49:03,423 --> 00:49:06,676 ALEX: He's got control over fire, water, metal and who knows what else. 574 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:07,844 And you dug him up anyway. 575 00:49:07,927 --> 00:49:09,679 Yeah, well, you're not gonna pin this one on me, okay, Dad? 576 00:49:09,763 --> 00:49:12,015 - RICK: Am I? - Oh, stop it, you two. 577 00:49:12,098 --> 00:49:15,518 No one's to blame here. Wilson manipulated all of us. 578 00:49:15,602 --> 00:49:16,728 Yeah, that's true. 579 00:49:16,811 --> 00:49:18,897 I apologise for my parents. 580 00:49:18,980 --> 00:49:21,816 But I thought we worked really well together. 581 00:49:22,317 --> 00:49:24,068 Except we failed. 582 00:49:26,279 --> 00:49:29,574 I'm sorry, we haven't been properly introduced. 583 00:49:29,657 --> 00:49:32,243 - Who are you exactly? - My name is Lin. 584 00:49:32,327 --> 00:49:35,705 My family has watched over the Emperor's tomb for centuries. 585 00:49:35,789 --> 00:49:40,126 The Emperor cannot be killed unless he is stabbed through the heart with this. 586 00:49:40,210 --> 00:49:42,921 My mother put a curse on it long ago. 587 00:49:44,297 --> 00:49:45,340 Mmm-hmm. 588 00:49:46,299 --> 00:49:48,927 Well, a quick family meeting, Alex. 589 00:49:50,678 --> 00:49:52,222 - Sit. - Down. 590 00:49:54,265 --> 00:49:56,267 What do you really know about this girl? 591 00:49:56,351 --> 00:50:01,106 Well, not much, but after her help tonight, I'm willing to go on a little faith. 592 00:50:01,189 --> 00:50:03,066 - Faith. - Time is running out. 593 00:50:03,149 --> 00:50:05,652 You don't really believe in the concept of personal space, do you? 594 00:50:05,735 --> 00:50:09,239 If the Emperor reaches Shangri-La and drinks from the Pool of Eternal Life, 595 00:50:09,322 --> 00:50:12,200 he will raise his army and no one will be safe. 596 00:50:12,283 --> 00:50:14,828 Much as I'd like to stay this boyishly handsome forever, 597 00:50:14,911 --> 00:50:16,371 Shangri-La is a crock. 598 00:50:16,454 --> 00:50:18,414 Yeah, but that's what you used to say about mummies, too, Jon. 599 00:50:18,498 --> 00:50:20,625 - You did pretty well off it. - Good point. 600 00:50:20,708 --> 00:50:25,130 The Gateway to Shangri-La lies in a mountain pass high in the Himalayas. 601 00:50:25,213 --> 00:50:27,382 Beyond it is a golden tower. 602 00:50:27,465 --> 00:50:31,177 Once the diamond is placed at the top, it will point the way to Shangri-La. 603 00:50:31,261 --> 00:50:33,304 Yang still has the diamond, 604 00:50:33,388 --> 00:50:36,391 and that's where he and the Emperor will go. 605 00:50:36,933 --> 00:50:37,976 She's right. 606 00:50:38,059 --> 00:50:41,146 All the legends of the Eye mention the Gateway. 607 00:50:41,229 --> 00:50:43,398 I like her, Alex. She knows what's what. 608 00:50:43,481 --> 00:50:48,987 Now, just say that we were to believe you, could you guide us there? 609 00:50:49,070 --> 00:50:52,490 Yes. I have been there once. I remember the way. 610 00:50:55,326 --> 00:50:57,787 Himalayas. We're going to need a plane. 611 00:50:57,871 --> 00:51:00,665 Well, I know just the Mad Dog for the job. 612 00:51:04,043 --> 00:51:06,963 MAGUIRE: Well, any self-respecting pilot would land on the valley floor, 613 00:51:07,046 --> 00:51:08,798 but I don't have any self-respect, 614 00:51:08,882 --> 00:51:11,134 so I'll put you down halfway up the mountain. 615 00:51:11,217 --> 00:51:12,969 That should give us a good advantage. 616 00:51:13,052 --> 00:51:15,138 MAGUIRE: Of course, I can't guarantee any of us will live. 617 00:51:15,221 --> 00:51:16,431 Great! 618 00:51:20,185 --> 00:51:24,063 I'd tell you to fasten your seatbelts, but I was too cheap to buy any! 619 00:51:24,147 --> 00:51:26,357 (LAUGHING) 620 00:51:26,858 --> 00:51:29,235 - Why am I laughing? - Here we go! 621 00:51:30,195 --> 00:51:33,448 RICK: Mad Dog, Mad Dog! Ease up, ease up, ease up! 622 00:51:33,823 --> 00:51:35,283 JONATHAN: Oh, God! 623 00:51:37,869 --> 00:51:40,413 (SCREAMING) 624 00:51:43,041 --> 00:51:44,793 JONATHAN: Maguire! 625 00:51:46,461 --> 00:51:48,046 Come on, man! 626 00:51:48,505 --> 00:51:49,756 Mad Dog! 627 00:51:57,347 --> 00:51:59,057 (YAK BELLOWING) 628 00:52:02,227 --> 00:52:03,895 RICK: Brake! No, no! Nobody move. 629 00:52:03,978 --> 00:52:06,731 Nobody move, nobody move! 630 00:52:20,161 --> 00:52:22,413 What is that God-awful smell? 631 00:52:23,748 --> 00:52:25,417 The yak yakked. 632 00:52:28,711 --> 00:52:29,754 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 633 00:52:29,838 --> 00:52:32,173 Welcome to the modern world, my Lord. 634 00:52:32,715 --> 00:52:34,634 Why did you raise me? 635 00:52:35,051 --> 00:52:39,264 I love this land. Only you can lead us back to greatness. 636 00:52:40,140 --> 00:52:42,517 What is in it for you? 637 00:52:44,102 --> 00:52:46,896 I want to serve as your general. 638 00:52:47,605 --> 00:52:50,066 The last general I trusted... 639 00:52:50,358 --> 00:52:53,153 betrayed me. 640 00:52:53,736 --> 00:52:56,489 I will not make that mistake. 641 00:53:02,912 --> 00:53:07,459 I cannot escape this curse until I am immortal... 642 00:53:08,251 --> 00:53:09,753 General. 643 00:53:11,463 --> 00:53:13,465 I understand, my Lord. 644 00:53:13,757 --> 00:53:17,635 We need to find the Pool of Eternal Life. 645 00:53:18,511 --> 00:53:22,390 This will point the way. 646 00:53:24,559 --> 00:53:27,479 (ROARS) 647 00:53:43,828 --> 00:53:45,580 (MAGUIRE SINGING) Can't you see it's Mr McGuire 648 00:53:45,663 --> 00:53:47,499 come to court your sister Kate 649 00:53:47,582 --> 00:53:51,669 You know very well he owns the farm a wee bit out: : : 650 00:53:51,753 --> 00:53:53,588 (PLANE ENGINE HUMMING) 651 00:54:04,015 --> 00:54:07,185 MAGUIRE O VER RADIO: Delta-Tango-Alpha to Ricochet: Come in, Ricochet: 652 00:54:09,187 --> 00:54:11,689 Delta-Tango-Alpha, this is Ricochet. Go ahead, Mad Dog. 653 00:54:11,773 --> 00:54:14,234 Yeah, you know that Yang fellow you told me to keep me eye out for? 654 00:54:14,317 --> 00:54:15,527 He's just shown up: 655 00:54:15,610 --> 00:54:17,862 Ricochet out. Thanks, Mad Dog. 656 00:54:17,946 --> 00:54:19,614 That's us, people! Let's go! 657 00:54:19,697 --> 00:54:21,533 - Jonathan, wake up! - What... 658 00:54:31,292 --> 00:54:32,877 Hold the line! 659 00:54:36,381 --> 00:54:37,549 Good, we're a little more than halfway. 660 00:54:37,632 --> 00:54:41,177 We're gonna... We're gonna camp up there for the night. 661 00:54:53,940 --> 00:54:58,194 ALEX: Lin says if we leave at first light, we'll reach the Gateway by noon. 662 00:54:59,737 --> 00:55:03,700 Did she happen to mention how she knows so much about the Gateway? 663 00:55:03,783 --> 00:55:06,578 No, not really. Kind of mysterious. 664 00:55:07,370 --> 00:55:10,123 She's certainly managed to enchant you. 665 00:55:12,292 --> 00:55:14,961 Come on, Alex. You obviously like her. 666 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:20,508 Mom, the thin mountain air, clearly messing with your head. 667 00:55:22,385 --> 00:55:24,596 Whatever secret she's hiding, 668 00:55:25,847 --> 00:55:27,974 I just don't want to see you get hurt. 669 00:55:28,057 --> 00:55:31,519 I appreciate that, but, you know, 670 00:55:31,603 --> 00:55:35,648 I've had my fair share of experience with the opposite sex. 671 00:55:35,732 --> 00:55:36,900 Really? 672 00:55:38,651 --> 00:55:41,446 How many experiences are we talking about? 673 00:55:42,739 --> 00:55:47,952 Well, you shouldn't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to, okay, Mom? 674 00:55:48,036 --> 00:55:49,162 Right. 675 00:55:50,288 --> 00:55:52,165 Hey, Mom. 676 00:55:54,167 --> 00:55:57,796 I'm sorry I blamed you guys for raising the Emperor. 677 00:56:08,973 --> 00:56:10,642 What's so funny? 678 00:56:13,853 --> 00:56:18,233 My mother is under the impression there's something between us. 679 00:56:18,316 --> 00:56:20,318 I hope nothing romantic. 680 00:56:23,321 --> 00:56:26,908 Yeah, well, I told her there was no chance of that. 681 00:56:26,991 --> 00:56:29,369 We're complete opposites, you and me, right? 682 00:56:29,452 --> 00:56:34,499 You guard tombs. I raid them. You like ancient knives. I'm into guns. 683 00:56:35,208 --> 00:56:37,669 Those are some pretty insurmountable odds. 684 00:56:37,752 --> 00:56:40,004 - Absolutely. - Well, good. 685 00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:45,093 Now that we've cleared that up, we can focus on taking down the Emperor. 686 00:56:45,176 --> 00:56:46,803 I agree totally. 687 00:56:49,431 --> 00:56:52,142 Besides, you're not my type. 688 00:56:55,103 --> 00:56:59,232 Of course not. You don't like a woman who can knock you on your backside. 689 00:56:59,315 --> 00:57:01,443 (CHUCKLES) 690 00:57:01,526 --> 00:57:03,945 The expression is "kick my ass." 691 00:57:04,946 --> 00:57:07,449 And for the record, you didn't. 692 00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:13,413 Yeah, it's not easy being me, you know. 693 00:57:13,496 --> 00:57:15,206 Then again, I don't suppose it's easy being you, 694 00:57:15,290 --> 00:57:17,459 is it, Geraldine, old girl? 695 00:57:17,542 --> 00:57:19,753 If I'd met a girl like you, Geraldine... 696 00:57:19,836 --> 00:57:22,756 You know, hard-working, you don't say much, 697 00:57:23,798 --> 00:57:27,218 you're a little bit hairy, but I don't mind that. 698 00:57:38,313 --> 00:57:40,565 There it is! We found it! 699 00:57:48,531 --> 00:57:50,575 The Gateway of Shangri-La! 700 00:57:58,083 --> 00:58:02,045 JONATHAN: Go, girl! Go! You're free! 701 00:58:02,128 --> 00:58:05,340 Go, Geraldine! Live free! 702 00:58:15,517 --> 00:58:18,228 What did you do now? Rob an armoury? 703 00:58:19,395 --> 00:58:21,773 Have you ever seen a Walther P38? 704 00:58:21,856 --> 00:58:24,109 Looks pretty anaemic compared to the Peacekeeper. 705 00:58:24,192 --> 00:58:27,570 Well, it's not about size, Dad. It's about stamina. 706 00:58:30,073 --> 00:58:31,616 You want power? 707 00:58:32,992 --> 00:58:38,123 I give you the Thompson submachine gun. Fifty rounds a drum. 708 00:58:38,206 --> 00:58:41,376 - Twenty-five a mag. - Tommy's good, Dad, 709 00:58:41,459 --> 00:58:43,169 but the cocking mechanism always jams. 710 00:58:43,253 --> 00:58:47,632 Here. Check out the Russian PPS Personal Assault Weapon. 711 00:58:47,715 --> 00:58:49,426 Now, this is the future right here. 712 00:58:49,509 --> 00:58:52,887 You know, it's experience that wins the day. It's not all about firepower. 713 00:58:52,971 --> 00:58:54,931 Boys! If I may... 714 00:58:55,014 --> 00:58:56,891 Do we have a plan for the Emperor? 715 00:58:56,975 --> 00:58:58,935 Yeah. We're gonna hit him high, hard and fast 716 00:58:59,018 --> 00:59:00,770 and smash him like a Ming vase. 717 00:59:00,854 --> 00:59:03,982 - And if that doesn't work? - We go to plan B. 718 00:59:04,065 --> 00:59:07,235 Plan B! You go upstairs, you blow up that gold tower thing. 719 00:59:07,318 --> 00:59:09,446 - You light it up. We blow the guy sky high! - Me? 720 00:59:09,529 --> 00:59:10,572 - You! What? - Dad? 721 00:59:10,655 --> 00:59:12,782 So if the explosion doesn't kill us, the avalanche will. 722 00:59:12,866 --> 00:59:14,367 - You got a better idea? - Yeah. I do. 723 00:59:14,451 --> 00:59:16,327 I say we ambush him with long-range rifles and silencers. 724 00:59:16,411 --> 00:59:17,495 Long-range, that's a better idea. 725 00:59:17,579 --> 00:59:18,663 Yeah, we can get in close, Dad. 726 00:59:18,746 --> 00:59:19,873 - JONATHAN: Much better idea. - And then we can finish him off 727 00:59:19,956 --> 00:59:21,583 - with Lin's dagger. - Look, I'm sorry, 728 00:59:21,666 --> 00:59:24,335 I just don't put much faith in your girlfriend's magic dagger. 729 00:59:24,419 --> 00:59:26,629 - Okay, Dad, she is not my girlfriend. - You say that now, 730 00:59:26,713 --> 00:59:28,798 - but I still don't trust her. - Well, I do. 731 00:59:28,882 --> 00:59:31,593 - So you should trust my judgement, okay? - Look, kid, 732 00:59:31,676 --> 00:59:33,344 I've put down more mummies in my time than you. 733 00:59:33,428 --> 00:59:34,846 You put down one mummy, Dad. 734 00:59:34,929 --> 00:59:38,141 Yeah. Same mummy twice! 735 00:59:42,645 --> 00:59:45,398 EVELYN: Hand me the green wire, will you, please? 736 00:59:46,441 --> 00:59:48,359 Are you sure you know what you are doing? 737 00:59:48,443 --> 00:59:50,612 Of course. I've done this a hundred times. 738 00:59:50,695 --> 00:59:54,282 If the Emperor places the Eye up there, all will be lost. 739 00:59:58,787 --> 01:00:00,747 (PANTING) 740 01:00:07,003 --> 01:00:08,046 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 741 01:00:08,129 --> 01:00:09,881 Clear a path to the Golden Tower. 742 01:00:10,423 --> 01:00:13,426 Prove yourself to me. 743 01:00:19,724 --> 01:00:20,767 (ORDERING TROOPS) 744 01:00:27,607 --> 01:00:29,400 Let's give a warm O'Connell welcome! 745 01:00:31,194 --> 01:00:32,779 (COMMANDING) 746 01:00:33,696 --> 01:00:34,864 Fire! 747 01:00:35,031 --> 01:00:36,699 (MACHINE GUN FIRING) 748 01:00:38,701 --> 01:00:41,454 (SCREAMING) 749 01:00:47,961 --> 01:00:49,254 Bazooka! 750 01:00:54,426 --> 01:00:55,802 RICK: Fall back! 751 01:01:05,186 --> 01:01:07,564 Alex! Follow me! 752 01:01:18,908 --> 01:01:20,994 (ORDERING IN MANDARIN) 753 01:01:22,912 --> 01:01:24,664 We gotta take out those bazookas! 754 01:01:26,708 --> 01:01:27,917 Go! 755 01:01:35,967 --> 01:01:37,343 Fall back! 756 01:01:37,886 --> 01:01:39,971 Move! Move! Move! Move! 757 01:01:47,479 --> 01:01:49,939 Time to go to plan B! Blow up the tower! 758 01:01:50,023 --> 01:01:51,900 Hey, I'm actually a little bit concerned about plan B! 759 01:01:51,983 --> 01:01:53,401 Couldn't we go straight to plan C? 760 01:01:53,485 --> 01:01:56,112 Just make it go bang! I'll cover you! 761 01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:58,573 Come on. 762 01:01:59,407 --> 01:02:01,659 All right, let's go, go, go! Come on, come on! 763 01:02:01,743 --> 01:02:03,578 Come on. Oh, be good. 764 01:02:22,263 --> 01:02:23,306 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 765 01:02:23,389 --> 01:02:24,933 Set up a crossfire! 766 01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:26,851 Move it! 767 01:02:30,605 --> 01:02:31,981 (GUN CLICKING) 768 01:02:35,235 --> 01:02:36,945 EVELYN: My last round! 769 01:02:41,157 --> 01:02:45,453 (SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 770 01:03:00,635 --> 01:03:04,806 - Abominable snowmen? - The Tibetans call them yeti! 771 01:03:06,182 --> 01:03:07,350 (SNARLS) 772 01:03:07,809 --> 01:03:08,852 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 773 01:03:08,935 --> 01:03:10,353 Please! I need your help! 774 01:03:10,603 --> 01:03:12,647 These soldiers are evil! 775 01:03:14,816 --> 01:03:16,568 She speaks Yeti? 776 01:03:25,243 --> 01:03:26,995 (YETI ROARS) 777 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,084 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 778 01:03:33,168 --> 01:03:34,836 Shoot! Kill them! 779 01:03:42,677 --> 01:03:45,472 Why do I always have to save the day? 780 01:03:46,097 --> 01:03:47,432 I hate it when the kid's right! 781 01:03:47,891 --> 01:03:49,851 (GRUNTING) 782 01:03:51,686 --> 01:03:53,354 Get the other guy! 783 01:03:54,314 --> 01:03:55,523 Thanks! 784 01:04:20,882 --> 01:04:22,175 Trouble! 785 01:04:32,894 --> 01:04:35,188 (SCREAMING) 786 01:04:38,274 --> 01:04:41,152 (ROARING) 787 01:04:45,031 --> 01:04:48,576 (GRUNTING) 788 01:05:01,714 --> 01:05:04,300 You can die slow or you can die fast. 789 01:05:11,099 --> 01:05:12,600 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 790 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:19,357 (GRUNTING) 791 01:05:26,364 --> 01:05:28,741 Yes! Yes! Yes! 792 01:05:30,076 --> 01:05:32,579 (LAUGHING TRIUMPHANTLY) Yeah! I did it! 793 01:05:33,246 --> 01:05:37,584 Oh, Mother, I did it! Time for a retreat, I think. 794 01:05:42,797 --> 01:05:47,802 I'm on your team! I'm a team player! "One for all and all for me" kind of thing! 795 01:05:48,762 --> 01:05:52,307 The dynamite, all this dynamite! We should get out of here! 796 01:06:08,114 --> 01:06:09,616 Back off! Back off! 797 01:06:09,949 --> 01:06:11,534 LIN: Run! 798 01:06:20,794 --> 01:06:22,712 (ROARING) 799 01:06:39,312 --> 01:06:42,941 (GROANS) I hate mummies! They never play fair! 800 01:06:50,990 --> 01:06:53,368 Dad! Dad, what are you doing? 801 01:07:01,042 --> 01:07:04,629 Over here! Over here! Come on! Over here! 802 01:07:05,422 --> 01:07:06,798 Oh, no! 803 01:07:12,429 --> 01:07:13,513 Rick! 804 01:07:16,474 --> 01:07:18,393 (SCREAMING) 805 01:07:40,832 --> 01:07:41,875 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 806 01:07:41,958 --> 01:07:43,918 Shangri-La. 807 01:07:52,635 --> 01:07:54,345 That's a diamond. 808 01:07:56,848 --> 01:07:58,391 I could use a diamond like that. 809 01:08:21,122 --> 01:08:22,415 Dad! 810 01:08:25,919 --> 01:08:27,295 (JONATHAN SCREAMS) 811 01:08:29,339 --> 01:08:31,883 Okay, hold it. Hold on there, Dad. 812 01:08:31,966 --> 01:08:35,095 All right, please, please, please put pressure on it, okay, Dad? 813 01:08:35,178 --> 01:08:38,515 RICK: It's all right, it's all right. We've been in tougher scrapes than this. 814 01:08:45,063 --> 01:08:46,689 Avalanche! 815 01:08:54,531 --> 01:08:57,742 (EMPEROR ROARING) 816 01:09:11,131 --> 01:09:12,173 (LIN GASPS) 817 01:09:19,264 --> 01:09:21,433 - Help! Help me! - Lin! 818 01:09:26,521 --> 01:09:28,022 Please! Help me! 819 01:09:38,158 --> 01:09:40,285 (SCREAMING) 820 01:10:00,305 --> 01:10:01,765 (CRUNCHING) 821 01:10:04,267 --> 01:10:07,270 (YETI GROWLING) 822 01:10:09,731 --> 01:10:11,107 Yes! 823 01:10:11,191 --> 01:10:12,358 (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) 824 01:10:12,442 --> 01:10:14,986 I've got it! And I'm still alive! 825 01:10:18,865 --> 01:10:21,409 ALEX: (MUFFLED) Help me, please. Somebody help me! 826 01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:24,996 - We're over here! Over here! - Alex? 827 01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:27,665 - ALEX: Mom, Mom, we're down here! - Alex? 828 01:10:27,999 --> 01:10:29,459 We're over here! 829 01:10:29,542 --> 01:10:31,294 (ALEX PANTING) 830 01:10:41,846 --> 01:10:43,139 Oh, God. 831 01:10:44,557 --> 01:10:48,436 We've got to take him to Shangri-La now! It's our only chance. 832 01:11:07,997 --> 01:11:09,374 We made it! 833 01:11:27,267 --> 01:11:28,685 The Pool. 834 01:11:38,611 --> 01:11:39,696 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 835 01:11:39,779 --> 01:11:40,947 Mother. 836 01:11:42,449 --> 01:11:43,491 My sweet daughter. 837 01:11:52,375 --> 01:11:53,460 I beg you... 838 01:11:55,211 --> 01:11:57,088 My father is dying. 839 01:11:57,547 --> 01:11:58,840 They are my friends. 840 01:11:59,841 --> 01:12:01,217 Oh, please. 841 01:12:01,593 --> 01:12:02,635 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 842 01:12:19,569 --> 01:12:20,904 (RICK GASPS) 843 01:12:37,545 --> 01:12:38,922 Thank you. 844 01:12:40,340 --> 01:12:43,384 He must rest. We'll take him to my chamber. 845 01:13:00,235 --> 01:13:01,277 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 846 01:13:01,361 --> 01:13:04,906 Where are you going, General? Our destiny awaits. 847 01:13:10,078 --> 01:13:14,791 Well, it's not everyone that gets their brother-in-law back from the dead. 848 01:13:15,417 --> 01:13:18,753 Yeah, give me my four score years and ten any day. 849 01:13:23,758 --> 01:13:25,635 Is this Shangri-La? 850 01:13:35,603 --> 01:13:38,440 I could live here. Lots of opportunity. 851 01:13:40,442 --> 01:13:41,901 A casino. 852 01:13:45,697 --> 01:13:46,739 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 853 01:13:46,823 --> 01:13:50,160 I was wrong to involve you in my revenge. 854 01:13:50,702 --> 01:13:52,203 No, mother. 855 01:13:53,288 --> 01:13:55,457 I would do anything for you. 856 01:14:04,758 --> 01:14:07,135 ALEX: He's resting well. Thank you. 857 01:14:08,887 --> 01:14:11,306 How'd you get involved in all this? 858 01:14:11,389 --> 01:14:16,436 The Emperor murdered the only man I ever loved, Lin's father. 859 01:14:17,937 --> 01:14:20,774 I would have died, too, by his hand, 860 01:14:20,857 --> 01:14:24,778 if the yeti had not found me and brought me to this pool. 861 01:14:24,861 --> 01:14:27,947 Hang on a second. How did this all happen? 862 01:14:28,031 --> 01:14:29,991 This was before Christ. 863 01:14:32,952 --> 01:14:35,747 How long were you guarding his tomb? 864 01:14:35,830 --> 01:14:37,499 Over 2,000 years. 865 01:14:43,671 --> 01:14:45,965 The Emperor must never be allowed to reach the Pool, 866 01:14:46,049 --> 01:14:48,968 or he will have the power to raise his army. 867 01:14:49,052 --> 01:14:50,678 And once he becomes immortal, 868 01:14:50,762 --> 01:14:54,808 he can transform himself into the most hideous creatures ever seen. 869 01:14:54,891 --> 01:14:57,852 I will take the first watch at the entrance. 870 01:15:04,567 --> 01:15:08,113 You know, I have no problem dating an older woman. 871 01:15:10,990 --> 01:15:13,326 I'm afraid we can't be together. 872 01:15:14,244 --> 01:15:16,830 Wait. What? Why? 873 01:15:18,540 --> 01:15:21,084 Because I'm going to live forever. 874 01:15:21,835 --> 01:15:24,170 I don't want to watch you die. 875 01:15:25,088 --> 01:15:26,965 So what? That's it? 876 01:15:27,924 --> 01:15:30,969 You're just gonna sit on the sidelines for eternity? 877 01:15:31,052 --> 01:15:34,139 My mother has mourned my father for centuries. 878 01:15:34,722 --> 01:15:37,434 I don't know if my heart can bear it. 879 01:15:42,105 --> 01:15:45,275 People can live an entire lifetime in one look. 880 01:15:47,485 --> 01:15:49,988 I watch my parents do it every day. 881 01:15:53,074 --> 01:15:54,033 JONATHAN: Alex? 882 01:15:55,618 --> 01:15:58,204 Your father's awake. Get up here! 883 01:16:11,050 --> 01:16:12,302 Hello. 884 01:16:15,180 --> 01:16:18,349 If this is heaven, it looks pretty good so far. 885 01:16:26,566 --> 01:16:29,152 Nice to see some things never change. 886 01:16:47,253 --> 01:16:49,756 Go easy on him. He feels terrible. 887 01:16:55,428 --> 01:16:57,931 When I saw you lying there, Dad... 888 01:16:58,264 --> 01:17:01,142 I've never been so scared in my life. 889 01:17:02,727 --> 01:17:04,979 Well, that makes two of us. 890 01:17:06,022 --> 01:17:08,983 I mean, you know, you're not supposed to die, you know? 891 01:17:09,067 --> 01:17:11,111 You're Ricochet O'Connell, right? 892 01:17:11,194 --> 01:17:14,447 You get beat up, you get tossed around, 893 01:17:14,531 --> 01:17:17,158 but, well, you're always standing there in the end. 894 01:17:17,242 --> 01:17:20,453 I never really thought of the world without you. 895 01:17:24,124 --> 01:17:25,583 Alex, 896 01:17:27,544 --> 01:17:29,295 the truth is, 897 01:17:31,756 --> 01:17:33,508 I'm just trying to... 898 01:17:35,593 --> 01:17:37,554 I'm just... 899 01:17:37,637 --> 01:17:38,847 I'm trying to be a good husband. 900 01:17:38,930 --> 01:17:40,306 I'm trying to be a good parent. 901 01:17:40,390 --> 01:17:43,977 And the truth is, I've been dropping the ball lately, and... 902 01:17:44,060 --> 01:17:47,021 No, you know, I haven't been the world's greatest son, you know? 903 01:17:47,105 --> 01:17:51,151 No, no, that's 'cause you get it from her side of the family. 904 01:17:51,234 --> 01:17:52,610 Come here. 905 01:17:56,281 --> 01:17:57,615 My boys. 906 01:18:01,035 --> 01:18:02,120 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 907 01:18:02,203 --> 01:18:05,039 You look tired, you should rest. 908 01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:07,208 I'll stay. 909 01:18:08,376 --> 01:18:10,545 Fate is about to deal its final hand. 910 01:18:10,879 --> 01:18:13,131 If we are to defeat the Emperor... 911 01:18:13,465 --> 01:18:17,093 I must ask for one more sacrifice. 912 01:18:17,510 --> 01:18:18,762 Anything, mother. 913 01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:22,766 Your immortality. 914 01:18:26,227 --> 01:18:27,270 (EXPLOSION) 915 01:18:34,736 --> 01:18:37,363 Oh, no! His powers have been fully restored! 916 01:18:37,447 --> 01:18:38,782 Time to go. 917 01:19:01,262 --> 01:19:02,305 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 918 01:19:02,388 --> 01:19:04,766 General Ming's daughter. 919 01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:07,936 Your child will be mine. 920 01:19:16,736 --> 01:19:18,738 He is immortal. 921 01:19:47,434 --> 01:19:50,687 Hey! You three-headed shape-shifting son of a bitch! 922 01:19:59,446 --> 01:20:01,322 (LIN GRUNTING) 923 01:20:01,406 --> 01:20:02,449 Lin! 924 01:20:13,418 --> 01:20:14,669 LIN: Alex! 925 01:20:18,298 --> 01:20:19,382 Alex! 926 01:20:28,558 --> 01:20:30,769 He's taking her back to his tomb to raise his army! 927 01:20:30,852 --> 01:20:33,980 - Is there a faster way down from here? - The yeti. They'll help. 928 01:20:34,063 --> 01:20:36,149 But he's already in the air. It'll be too late! 929 01:20:36,232 --> 01:20:40,403 Mad Dog can outfly a three-headed lizard any day of the week! Let's go. 930 01:20:45,784 --> 01:20:47,702 MAGUIRE: Portside! Nine o'clock! 931 01:20:54,918 --> 01:20:57,587 Rick? Should I quit drinking? 932 01:21:03,468 --> 01:21:04,511 O VER RADIO: Jonathan to Rick: 933 01:21:04,594 --> 01:21:06,596 You'd better get a move on if you're gonna beat him to the tomb! 934 01:21:06,679 --> 01:21:09,390 RICK: Yeah, yeah, just get back here as fast as you can with the reinforcements. 935 01:21:09,474 --> 01:21:11,226 No sightseeing! 936 01:21:13,770 --> 01:21:15,522 Here, Dad. 937 01:21:15,605 --> 01:21:16,648 - Is that for me? - Yeah. 938 01:21:16,731 --> 01:21:17,899 Nice. 939 01:21:18,691 --> 01:21:22,695 The Terracotta Army is not indestructible until it crosses the Great Wall. 940 01:21:22,779 --> 01:21:26,157 That's comforting. How exactly are we supposed to fend them off? 941 01:21:26,241 --> 01:21:27,492 When the Emperor built the Wall, 942 01:21:27,575 --> 01:21:28,952 he buried his enemies underneath it 943 01:21:29,035 --> 01:21:31,454 and cursed their souls to hold it up for eternity. 944 01:21:31,538 --> 01:21:36,459 Most of them were conquered soldiers. I will call them to battle once again. 945 01:21:36,543 --> 01:21:42,048 Unlock an altar, raise an army. That sounds like a plan. Let's go. 946 01:21:51,891 --> 01:21:54,352 (SOLDIERS SHOUTING) 947 01:22:07,866 --> 01:22:08,908 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 948 01:22:08,992 --> 01:22:10,160 Grab her. 949 01:22:10,869 --> 01:22:12,579 Guard her with your life. 950 01:22:15,665 --> 01:22:16,875 Alex? 951 01:22:19,169 --> 01:22:21,755 - Where'd he go? - Where do you think? 952 01:22:38,396 --> 01:22:39,439 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 953 01:22:39,522 --> 01:22:41,149 AWAKE! 954 01:23:27,070 --> 01:23:28,613 (HORSE NEIGHING) 955 01:24:17,370 --> 01:24:19,497 Today you awake to a world... 956 01:24:20,248 --> 01:24:22,625 in the grip of chaos and corruption. 957 01:24:22,709 --> 01:24:24,794 Open the gates of the past 958 01:24:24,878 --> 01:24:27,422 and free the souls of the wrongfully damned. 959 01:24:28,131 --> 01:24:30,008 I will restore order... 960 01:24:30,717 --> 01:24:33,011 I will retake what is mine. 961 01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:36,347 I will crush any idea of freedom. 962 01:24:36,473 --> 01:24:39,601 In the name of the ancestors and the righteous, 963 01:24:39,684 --> 01:24:43,062 I sacrifice my immortality and that of my daughter 964 01:24:43,146 --> 01:24:45,023 so that you may rise this day! 965 01:24:45,148 --> 01:24:47,025 I will slaughter without mercy. 966 01:24:47,358 --> 01:24:49,861 I will conquer without compassion. 967 01:24:50,195 --> 01:24:52,530 I will now lead you past the Great Wall. 968 01:24:52,906 --> 01:24:56,493 Once you cross, you will be indestructible. 969 01:24:57,452 --> 01:25:02,624 Bring down the wrath of the oppressed on this Emperor and all who follow him! 970 01:25:03,124 --> 01:25:05,251 I raised you for one purpose... 971 01:25:05,543 --> 01:25:08,296 to enforce my will on the entire world! 972 01:25:08,963 --> 01:25:10,423 Long live the Emperor! 973 01:25:13,009 --> 01:25:16,387 I call upon the hundreds and the thousands 974 01:25:16,471 --> 01:25:21,351 that you may rise up and seize this moment to take your victory, 975 01:25:21,434 --> 01:25:25,230 to take your justice and to take your revenge! 976 01:25:44,249 --> 01:25:45,792 Zi Yuan. 977 01:25:50,046 --> 01:25:52,090 (SHOUTING) 978 01:25:52,173 --> 01:25:53,758 It's General Ming! 979 01:25:54,217 --> 01:25:55,844 Follow General Ming! 980 01:26:00,140 --> 01:26:03,268 Prepare for battle! 981 01:26:12,527 --> 01:26:15,447 These are... They're good undead guys, right? 982 01:26:16,030 --> 01:26:19,075 Oh, no, no, no! 983 01:26:19,159 --> 01:26:21,453 Zi Yuan! Zi Yuan! Zi Yuan sent us! 984 01:26:21,536 --> 01:26:25,790 - Darling, I don't think he speaks English. - RICK: We're with Zi Yuan! 985 01:26:25,874 --> 01:26:27,167 Zi Yuan? 986 01:26:27,709 --> 01:26:28,960 Right. 987 01:26:30,628 --> 01:26:31,921 Let's go. 988 01:26:32,922 --> 01:26:34,257 To battle! 989 01:26:38,470 --> 01:26:41,639 (GRUNTING) 990 01:26:54,819 --> 01:26:58,948 Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! 991 01:27:01,785 --> 01:27:03,369 Archers form up! 992 01:27:07,582 --> 01:27:08,875 Incoming! 993 01:27:22,138 --> 01:27:26,267 - Hey! That's my favourite blue shirt. - I've always hated that shirt. 994 01:27:26,351 --> 01:27:28,645 (CHATTERING) 995 01:27:41,408 --> 01:27:42,450 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 996 01:27:42,534 --> 01:27:44,160 Death to General Ming! 997 01:27:48,164 --> 01:27:49,541 Charge! 998 01:27:59,759 --> 01:28:01,886 Welcome to the 20th century! 999 01:28:02,011 --> 01:28:04,764 (MACHINE GUN FIRING) 1000 01:28:17,610 --> 01:28:18,653 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1001 01:28:18,737 --> 01:28:21,197 We can't let them cross the wall! 1002 01:28:55,106 --> 01:28:57,150 (GRUNTING) 1003 01:29:47,909 --> 01:29:49,327 You are no longer immortal. 1004 01:30:30,326 --> 01:30:33,079 Honey! Fall back to higher ground! 1005 01:30:39,753 --> 01:30:42,088 I really hate mummies! 1006 01:30:42,172 --> 01:30:44,507 It seems the feeling's mutual! 1007 01:30:48,261 --> 01:30:50,388 Shut up, clay boy! Fore! 1008 01:30:51,014 --> 01:30:52,182 Run! 1009 01:31:05,111 --> 01:31:06,696 - Catch! - Got it! 1010 01:31:08,740 --> 01:31:13,119 Next time I say, "We've been in tougher scrapes than this," I mean this! 1011 01:31:32,388 --> 01:31:34,974 (GUN FIRING) 1012 01:31:38,770 --> 01:31:42,107 Die, you mummy bastards! Die! 1013 01:31:42,190 --> 01:31:45,235 There is no call for bad language! 1014 01:31:47,487 --> 01:31:50,740 Jonathan certainly knows how to make an entrance! 1015 01:32:17,350 --> 01:32:19,144 Any regrets, darling? 1016 01:32:21,271 --> 01:32:23,231 None. Not ever. 1017 01:32:32,657 --> 01:32:35,577 - You okay? - Yeah, sure, no problem. 1018 01:32:35,660 --> 01:32:38,163 We had it completely under control. 1019 01:32:40,999 --> 01:32:43,710 This guy ever run out of tricks? 1020 01:32:48,089 --> 01:32:49,424 No! 1021 01:32:56,639 --> 01:32:58,141 Mother! No! 1022 01:33:00,977 --> 01:33:02,270 Mother! 1023 01:33:07,192 --> 01:33:09,486 Mother! Mother! 1024 01:33:19,788 --> 01:33:21,790 Pierce through his heart. 1025 01:33:24,626 --> 01:33:29,130 You must live and fight on. 1026 01:33:29,964 --> 01:33:31,758 (CRYING) 1027 01:33:48,525 --> 01:33:51,111 She said through the heart. 1028 01:33:51,194 --> 01:33:53,738 Through the heart. Let's go. 1029 01:34:06,501 --> 01:34:07,544 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1030 01:34:07,627 --> 01:34:08,711 Get in! 1031 01:34:09,587 --> 01:34:12,298 The O'Connells are going to stop the Emperor! 1032 01:34:23,935 --> 01:34:26,354 So, Dad, what's the plan? 1033 01:34:26,438 --> 01:34:27,939 Divide and conquer! 1034 01:34:28,022 --> 01:34:31,109 No offence, but isn't that a little short on detail? 1035 01:34:31,818 --> 01:34:34,320 - Twelve o'clock low! - Hang on! 1036 01:34:42,579 --> 01:34:43,997 Remember our deal! 1037 01:34:44,080 --> 01:34:46,708 When this is over, my men get to drink for free! 1038 01:34:46,791 --> 01:34:49,711 You can have the whole damn bar for all I care! 1039 01:34:49,794 --> 01:34:52,505 I'm getting the hell out of China. 1040 01:35:23,203 --> 01:35:24,245 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1041 01:35:24,329 --> 01:35:26,790 I dug you up... 1042 01:35:27,707 --> 01:35:30,168 and I'm gonna put you down. 1043 01:35:44,933 --> 01:35:47,185 (SCREAMING) 1044 01:36:01,491 --> 01:36:04,244 Alex? Alex! 1045 01:36:24,806 --> 01:36:26,516 (GRUNTING) 1046 01:36:31,688 --> 01:36:33,565 (CHOKING) 1047 01:37:03,094 --> 01:37:04,137 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1048 01:37:04,220 --> 01:37:05,305 Let go! 1049 01:37:05,388 --> 01:37:06,473 Never! 1050 01:37:10,393 --> 01:37:13,354 RICK: Enough tricks! Where's your honour? 1051 01:37:16,483 --> 01:37:18,193 Fight like a man! 1052 01:37:24,199 --> 01:37:26,117 (RICK GRUNTING) 1053 01:37:56,940 --> 01:37:58,608 Divide 1054 01:38:00,193 --> 01:38:01,653 and conquer. 1055 01:38:41,234 --> 01:38:43,445 (EMPEROR GROANING) 1056 01:38:48,324 --> 01:38:51,161 Now you can rule in hell. 1057 01:39:16,394 --> 01:39:17,437 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1058 01:39:17,520 --> 01:39:19,272 The Emperor is dead. 1059 01:39:19,564 --> 01:39:21,232 The Emperor is dead! 1060 01:39:57,852 --> 01:40:00,271 (SINGING) 1061 01:40:08,154 --> 01:40:12,283 - Evening, girls. You're looking well. - WOMAN: Good evening, Mr Maguire. 1062 01:40:13,159 --> 01:40:16,955 - It's a fine night to be me. - You dance great for an old lady. 1063 01:40:17,497 --> 01:40:20,041 Someone told me to stop living on the sidelines. 1064 01:40:20,125 --> 01:40:23,169 - Well, he sounds like a smart guy. - He is. 1065 01:40:35,181 --> 01:40:38,685 So I guess Dash and Scarlet have their next adventure? 1066 01:40:38,768 --> 01:40:41,646 Why write about it when you can live it? 1067 01:40:42,772 --> 01:40:46,985 There's something incredibly romantic about vanquishing the undead. 1068 01:40:47,819 --> 01:40:50,405 Even more romantic doing it with you. 1069 01:40:51,197 --> 01:40:54,033 - Kiss me. - Don't have to ask me twice. 1070 01:41:03,168 --> 01:41:04,836 - Can I get your bag, sir? - No, no, no. 1071 01:41:04,919 --> 01:41:06,921 Don't touch it, don't touch it. 1072 01:41:07,005 --> 01:41:08,047 Where are you off to, Mr Carnahan? 1073 01:41:08,131 --> 01:41:10,508 Someplace where they don't have mummies. 1074 01:41:10,592 --> 01:41:13,428 - Step on it! I've got a plane to catch. - DRIVER: Yes, sir. 1075 01:41:13,511 --> 01:41:17,182 Yeah. Ciao, ciao, Shanghai. 1076 01:41:17,265 --> 01:41:19,434 Peru, here I come. 1077 01:41:22,437 --> 01:41:26,900 Soon after, mummies were found in Peru. 1078 01:41:27,305 --> 01:41:33,266 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org