1 00:00:00,826 --> 00:00:02,872 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:04,961 --> 00:00:07,007 Come on, J.T., when are you gonna be done 3 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:08,312 carving the pumpkin? 4 00:00:08,399 --> 00:00:10,140 Just one more thing. 5 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:11,185 Check it out. 6 00:00:11,272 --> 00:00:12,925 It's spooky, it's scary. 7 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,015 Ah! It's Dana. 8 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:17,974 If this doesn't scare the trick-or-treaters 9 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:19,541 I don't know what will. 10 00:00:19,628 --> 00:00:22,239 How about you on the porch in your boxer shorts? 11 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:24,024 Come on, you guys, we've been living together 12 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:25,329 as a family for seven years. 13 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:26,417 Can't you stop taking shots 14 00:00:26,504 --> 00:00:27,549 at each other? 15 00:00:28,637 --> 00:00:29,855 - No. - No. 16 00:00:32,989 --> 00:00:34,251 Bad news. 17 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:36,558 I just talked to Jennifer who talked to Kim 18 00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:37,950 who talked to Tyler, who talked to James-- 19 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,648 Who lived in the house that Jack built! 20 00:00:39,735 --> 00:00:41,389 Get to the point. 21 00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:43,608 Garrett cancelled his Halloween party. 22 00:00:43,695 --> 00:00:45,741 - Oh, man, that's lame. - 'I know.' 23 00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:48,657 Oh, I was really lookin' forward to that party. 24 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:51,007 Oh, well, honey, that means we'll just have to stay home 25 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:53,836 and do some trick-or-treating of our own. 26 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:56,839 Uh, I've seen your tricks and, yeah, it's a real treat 27 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:59,885 and everything, but I wanna go to a party. 28 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:02,627 Why don't we quit whining and just have a party of our own? 29 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:04,194 - You think? - Yeah, let's do that. 30 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:05,804 Hey, you know what? We can have it right here. 31 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:07,502 Sorry, I already promised the house 32 00:01:07,589 --> 00:01:09,808 to Lilly for her first Halloween party. 33 00:01:09,895 --> 00:01:11,419 What? She's six years old. 34 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:14,204 How much room do her and her little rug rat friends need? 35 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:16,946 I say we stick 'em in the tool shed. 36 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:19,992 Hey, I don't wanna be stuck in the tool shed. 37 00:01:20,558 --> 00:01:22,038 Ow! 38 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,648 Lilly, don't worry 39 00:01:23,735 --> 00:01:25,737 the house is yours for the party. 40 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:27,261 Yippee! 41 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:29,567 I get the house. I get the.. 42 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:31,003 Honey, great news. 43 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,267 I won the bid to demolish the Montgomery House. 44 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:35,312 Oh.. Mm, that's wonderful. 45 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:37,227 I know how much you love knocking stuff down 46 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:39,099 with that big bulldozer. 47 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:40,839 Man, it's about time someone knocked down 48 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:43,190 that creepy old place, it gives me the willies. 49 00:01:43,277 --> 00:01:46,106 Wait. A creepy, old abandoned house? 50 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:47,542 That sounds like the perfect place 51 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:49,109 to have our Halloween party. 52 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:51,111 - Ooh! That's it. That's it. - Oh, my God. 53 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:52,764 Hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute, guys. 54 00:01:52,851 --> 00:01:54,636 You can't have a party in that house. 55 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:55,985 What if you break somethin'? 56 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:57,639 Frank, you're gonna demolish it. 57 00:01:57,726 --> 00:02:01,033 What are you afraid of? They'll nick the banister? 58 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,297 Right. Ah-ha! What the heck. Trash the place! 59 00:02:03,384 --> 00:02:04,559 Alright! 60 00:02:05,908 --> 00:02:08,345 [theme music] 61 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:10,478 ? Step by step ? 62 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:12,480 ? Day by day ?? Day by day ? 63 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:14,177 ? A fresh start over ? 64 00:02:14,264 --> 00:02:16,266 ? A different hand to play ? 65 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:17,920 ? The deeper we fall ? 66 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:20,401 ? The stronger we stay ? 67 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:22,446 ? We'll make it better ? 68 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:25,362 ? The second time around ?? 69 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:39,724 [instrumental music] 70 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:43,380 [door creaking] 71 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:49,865 Hey, this place gives me the creeps. 72 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:53,608 Should be on the cover of "Better Homes In Graveyards." 73 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:54,957 What's the matter, pal, you afraid 74 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:56,219 you might run into a ghost? 75 00:02:56,306 --> 00:02:57,960 [laughs] 76 00:02:58,047 --> 00:03:00,136 Oh, that's funny, yeah, like I'm really afraid 77 00:03:00,223 --> 00:03:02,312 of a haunted house. Ooh, I'm really scared. 78 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:03,618 Ooh! 79 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:04,706 - Ah! - Oh-ho! 80 00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:11,408 You two wanna be alone? 81 00:03:13,018 --> 00:03:14,977 J.T., I wish you would stop picking me up 82 00:03:15,064 --> 00:03:16,718 every time you get scared. 83 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:17,980 Ah-ha. Yeah, right. 84 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,199 - I'll work on it. - Ah! 85 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:24,247 Come on, let's get started. 86 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:27,381 - Oh, man! - Yeah. 87 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:29,644 - This should take us a while. - Ugh! Yeah. 88 00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:34,475 I haven't seen a place this disgusting 89 00:03:34,562 --> 00:03:37,521 since the last time I was in Rich and J.T.'s apartment. 90 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:41,699 - Aah! Oh. - What is it? 91 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:44,876 This mirror is so dirty, it looked like I had a zit. 92 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:50,752 Why doesn't somebody clean this place? 93 00:03:50,839 --> 00:03:54,321 Karen, it's an old abandoned house. 94 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:57,237 Who do you expect to clean it, ghosts? 95 00:03:57,324 --> 00:04:00,849 Hey, being dead is no excuse for being messy. 96 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:04,331 [rumbling] 97 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:05,897 Did you guys hear that? 98 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:08,552 That's probably just a squirrel in the attic. 99 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:10,075 [shrieks] 100 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:12,904 Yeah, squirrel in combat boots. 101 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:15,472 Not-not that I'm-I'm scared or anything. 102 00:04:15,559 --> 00:04:17,996 You are okay, honey. 103 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:20,521 I mean, come on, haven't you guys heard about that, uh 104 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:22,610 ghost woman livin' in the attic? 105 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:24,786 Yeah, right, Rich, and Santa Claus 106 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:28,572 and the Easter Bunny are playing poker in the basement. 107 00:04:28,659 --> 00:04:30,835 I'm serious. Come on, you guys heard that story. 108 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:33,055 About that 19-year-old chick, Abigail Montgomery 109 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:35,971 who died up there on the turn of century. 110 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:37,668 What if that noise was her? 111 00:04:37,755 --> 00:04:40,105 Karen, relax. There's nobody up there. 112 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:41,585 But I can see why Rich might believe 113 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:43,065 in horrible scary things. 114 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:45,154 After all, he's dating Dana. Heh-heh! 115 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,896 Very clever, J.T. Uh.. 116 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,201 By the way, Eddie Munster called. 117 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,073 He wants his hair back. 118 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:55,469 Would you guys knock it off? 119 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:57,471 I'd like to start putting up Halloween decorations 120 00:04:57,558 --> 00:04:59,821 before Christmas. 121 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:02,824 By the way, where is Sam? She was supposed to help. 122 00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:04,695 Maybe she decided not to come. 123 00:05:04,782 --> 00:05:07,176 Hey, what's that supposed to mean? 124 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:08,699 Well, come on, J.T., ever since 125 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:10,658 you worked for her at the garage 126 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:12,921 you two have been fighting like cats and dogs. 127 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:14,357 There's an understatement. 128 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:18,100 Sam and I are getting along fine. 129 00:05:18,187 --> 00:05:21,930 Fine? Ike and Tina get along better than you two. 130 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:24,846 Ridiculous. Sam and I are doing just great. 131 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:27,675 You selfish, irresponsible jerk! 132 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,242 Hi, pookie. 133 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:32,984 Don't pookie me. 134 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:34,508 You were supposed to pick me up. 135 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:36,292 Where the hell were you? 136 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:38,555 I think pookie's peeved. 137 00:05:39,817 --> 00:05:42,385 I wasn't supposed to pick her up. 138 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:43,995 I told you my truck wasn't running. 139 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:45,475 How else am I supposed to get here? 140 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:47,434 That was three days ago, Sam. You're a mechanic. 141 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:49,392 I figured you would've fixed it by now. 142 00:05:49,479 --> 00:05:52,221 Well, you know, J.T., some people have jobs 143 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:53,744 and actually work for a living 144 00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:55,790 and we don't have time to fix our own things. 145 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:57,444 [J.T.] 'Okay. Chill, alright.' 146 00:05:57,531 --> 00:05:59,228 There's a 100-year-old dead chick in this house 147 00:05:59,315 --> 00:06:01,099 that's more fun than you. 148 00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:02,231 [Sam] Oh, yeah? 149 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:03,711 Well, she probably died waiting 150 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:06,191 for a bonehead like you to pick her up. 151 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:07,279 [J.T.] 'Okay, that's it.' 152 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,412 We're here to set up for a party 153 00:06:09,499 --> 00:06:11,109 so let's just have fun. 154 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:12,894 - Okay? - Fine! 155 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:14,199 Fine! 156 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:19,074 See, everything's fine. It's cool. 157 00:06:19,161 --> 00:06:22,033 [instrumental music] 158 00:06:24,775 --> 00:06:26,647 Look, mommy, I'm a sunflower girl! 159 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:30,390 [gasps] Oh, Lilly, you are a darling. 160 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:32,870 And I'm so proud of you, you got dressed all by yourself. 161 00:06:32,957 --> 00:06:35,395 Yeah, but I think my tights are on backwards. 162 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:38,963 They're giving me a major wedgie. 163 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:40,312 Well, that's okay, just don't pull 'em 164 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,879 when your friends are here. Here, I'll help. 165 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:44,316 - Ah! - There we go. 166 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,057 [Frank] Hey, everybody! Get ready. 167 00:06:46,144 --> 00:06:48,973 Make way for Teddy T-Rex. 168 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:55,284 [Carol] 'Oh! Oh, Frank!' 169 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:57,068 Frank, are you okay? 170 00:06:57,155 --> 00:07:00,724 I think I figured out what killed off the dinosaurs. 171 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:02,334 Stairs. 172 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,989 That was funny, daddy. Do it again. 173 00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:08,863 No, I-I don't think so, honey. 174 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:11,779 I'm afraid daddy broke his tail. 175 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,259 Come here, Frank. 176 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:15,347 Yeah, my friends are here! 177 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,479 This is gonna be the best 178 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:18,133 Halloween party ever. 179 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:20,918 [growls] I'm gonna get you. 180 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:22,224 [screaming] 181 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:24,008 Ha-ha, I scared her. 182 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:28,796 Well, aren't you the cute little son of Satan. 183 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:30,972 - Lilly, come down here. - Candy! 184 00:07:31,059 --> 00:07:32,452 [kids giggling] 185 00:07:33,061 --> 00:07:35,019 Lilly? 186 00:07:35,106 --> 00:07:37,152 [sighs] Lilly, come on out. 187 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,547 Please, honey, come on. I know you're under there. 188 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:42,026 [Lilly] 'No, I'm not.' 189 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:44,681 'I mean, Lilly is not here.' 190 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:47,597 'I'm the tooth fairy.' 191 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:50,470 Oh, I see, okay, well, if you happen to see Lilly 192 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:51,645 will you tell her that she's missing 193 00:07:51,732 --> 00:07:53,603 a really great party downstairs 194 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:57,041 with candy and games and everything? 195 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:58,608 [Lilly] 'Lilly doesn't care.' 196 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:01,393 'That party is full of monsters and scary people' 197 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,657 'and I'm not letting her go down there.' 198 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:08,705 Honey, those aren't monsters those are your friends. 199 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,838 They're just wearing costumes. 200 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:14,668 But I thought they were gonna be cowboys and superheroes. 201 00:08:14,755 --> 00:08:17,105 Jimmy has nails in his head. 202 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,500 Well, Jimmy's just having fun. 203 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:23,415 You know, sometimes doing scary things is fun. 204 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,330 Like, remember when we went to the amusement park 205 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:27,115 and you were afraid to go on the roller coaster? 206 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:28,203 Yeah. 207 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:29,204 And then you saw how much fun 208 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:30,597 your friends were having? 209 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:31,946 - Yeah. - And so you decided to go. 210 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:33,817 And then you had a really great time. 211 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:35,993 Mommy, can you start over? 212 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,256 I'm really confused. 213 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:40,084 What I am trying to say is your Halloween party 214 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:42,522 is, is kind of like that roller coaster was. 215 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:43,871 I promise, if you go downstairs 216 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,612 you're gonna have a really great time. 217 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:49,964 - Maybe next year. - Honey! Oh-ho. 218 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:51,922 Are you still afraid of your friends? 219 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:53,576 I guess not. 220 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:56,144 But now I'm worried they're gonna make fun of me. 221 00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:59,234 Because I was a fraidy-cat. 222 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:00,540 No, they won't. 223 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:02,324 Everybody is afraid sometimes 224 00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:04,108 there's nothing to be ashamed of. 225 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:06,763 But what if Kenny tries to scare me again? 226 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,591 Don't worry, honey. If Kenny does 227 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:11,812 I'll nail his pointy little tail to the banister. 228 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:13,944 Now, come on. Come on. 229 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:15,511 Please, come on. 230 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:18,514 [instrumental music] 231 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:33,224 Rich, who are you supposed to be? 232 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:34,878 What? Are you kidding? 233 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,837 I am Ricky Ricardo. 234 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:39,709 Hey, watch this. 235 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:41,537 ? Babalu ? 236 00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:44,932 ? Babalu ?? 237 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:51,460 [imitating Ricky] Oh, Lucy, I'm home. Ha-ha! 238 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,897 Ricky, I wanna be in the show. 239 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:57,379 Now, Lucy, I explain this to you before. 240 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,599 You cannot be in the show. 241 00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:01,775 And stop bothering John Wayne. 242 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,605 [imitates bawling] 243 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:12,307 Hercules, I'm hungry. 244 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,744 Go slay me something to eat. 245 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,528 Huh? 246 00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:21,490 - Get me some food. - Oh, okay. 247 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:27,235 You know, he's the first guy I've ever gone out with 248 00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:29,672 who's as pretty as me. 249 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:32,283 Oh, but he's not quite as bright. 250 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,723 Boy, that's a scary concept. 251 00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:41,641 [J.T.] Come on, Sam, move it. 252 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,164 Left, right, left. 253 00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:45,166 Don't you know your left from your right? 254 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:47,472 Oww! 255 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:50,475 - What was that? - My left. 256 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,913 - Come on, move! - Bite me! 257 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,871 [J.T.] You know, I could from here. 258 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,221 Oww! 259 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,922 [groans] 260 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:04,925 This is worst Halloween I've ever had. 261 00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:08,319 Really? Because I'm havin' a ball! 262 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:09,843 Hey, I thought you two were coming 263 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,932 as Mark Anthony and Cleopatra? 264 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:15,413 We were until someone forgot to reserve the costumes. 265 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,328 So, instead of being Queen of the Nile 266 00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:18,939 I'm a horse's head. 267 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:22,507 And J.T., of course, just came as himself. 268 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,729 Oh, I can see where this is headed 269 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,992 and it ain't gonna be pretty. 270 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,690 Bye-bye. 271 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,953 Look, the mix-up with the costumes wasn't my fault. 272 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,868 It was yours, you didn't drop off the deposit. 273 00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:37,218 You said you would take care of it. 274 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:39,873 You know, if you would just listen to me when I talk to you 275 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,440 instead of tuning me out, none of this stuff would happen. 276 00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,181 Well, I wouldn't have to tune you out, if you stop 277 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:45,530 talkin' to me like I'm a child. 278 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:48,055 Well, I will when you stop acting like one. 279 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,535 Want to dance? 280 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:54,539 Forget it, Frankenstein. 281 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,019 She doesn't wanna dance with a monster. 282 00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:58,152 [scoffs] Oh, yes, I do. 283 00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:01,111 It beats dancing with the horse's ass. 284 00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:05,768 [instrumental music] 285 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,645 [dramatic music] 286 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,915 I don't get it. We fight over everything. 287 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:24,439 I say black, she says white. 288 00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,311 Is it me? 289 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:30,010 J.T., why are you askin' me this, man? 290 00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:32,099 I mean, well, you know I'm not a real priest. 291 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:35,276 Man, I run the grease gun down at the Jiffy Lube. 292 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:36,668 I'm sorry, it's just in that outfit 293 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,322 you looked like a good listener. 294 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,759 Hey, well, look, man. 295 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,108 I'm about to go dance with my girlfriend, okay? 296 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:43,023 Eh, can I come? 297 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,851 Get some help, J.T. 298 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,681 Hey, guys. 299 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,858 Can I hang out with you? I kinda had a fight with Sam. 300 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,511 Oh, terrible. 301 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,905 Yeah, you want me to beat this Sam guy up for you? 302 00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,039 No, you don't understand. 303 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,997 Sam is my date. 304 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,738 Oh. 305 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,958 That's cool with me. I'm not here to judge. 306 00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,263 [scoffs] 307 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,439 I'll be with you in a second. 308 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:14,054 He's not too bright.. 309 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:16,752 ...but he's got a butt like a wrecking ball. 310 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,585 Hey, guys, what are you doin'? 311 00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:28,068 J.T., didn't I explain this to you before? 312 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:32,768 I am trying to love Lucy, do you mind? 313 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,118 Yeah, J.T., why aren't you with Sam? 314 00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:37,251 Because she wanted to dance with some big, ugly guy 315 00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,340 with a flat head. 316 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:42,299 I repeat, why aren't you with Sam? 317 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,824 Not now, Barky. Sam and I just had a fight. 318 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,349 Oh, J.T., I'm sorry, man. 319 00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,394 I didn't realize, you know. 320 00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,570 You being alone at a party like this. 321 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,357 [sighs] I'll catch you later. 322 00:13:58,054 --> 00:14:00,013 Fine. Go! I don't need anybody. 323 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,884 I'll get by without you guys. 324 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:06,062 God, I'm a horse's rear and I'm all alone. 325 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,812 [wind howling] 326 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,814 [chiming] 327 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,424 Are you okay? 328 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,340 Wow. Where did you come from? 329 00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:24,907 Upstairs. 330 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,128 You did? 331 00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,609 Hi. I'm J.T. 332 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,742 I'm Abby. 333 00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:35,918 - Great costume. - Oh, this old thing. 334 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:38,399 I feel like I've been wearing it for a hundred years. 335 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:42,142 [dramatic music] 336 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:47,321 [Frank] Hey, kids, I got some more Halloween cupcakes. 337 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,410 Ooh. Ooh, here is the best part of the movie. 338 00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:52,892 This is where the giant tomato smooshes the guy. 339 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,503 [kids screaming] 340 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,505 I don't like this movie. 341 00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,289 I want my mommy. 342 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,726 [Frank] Well, it's kind of scary 343 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,815 but, hey, don't worry, I'm here. 344 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:07,341 Well, you're kind of scary, too. 345 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:09,865 Mommy, Kenny is afraid just like I was. 346 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,998 I know. Well, what do you think we should do about it? 347 00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,651 I'll handle this. 348 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,394 You're scared, aren't you, Kenny? 349 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:18,961 Yeah. Uh-huh. 350 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,658 I don't like those mean tomatoes. 351 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,443 They eat people. 352 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,184 It's okay to be afraid. 353 00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,837 It can even be fun. 354 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,361 Like going on a roller coaster 355 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,885 except movies won't make you barf. 356 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,279 Obviously, she hasn't seen 357 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,150 "Earnest Goes To Camp." 358 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,500 If you promise to stay 359 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,981 I'll turn off the TV. 360 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,462 - Deal. - Aha. 361 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,290 [all] Oh! 362 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,031 Well, hey, kids, I guess this is the end 363 00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,641 of our Halloween movie. 364 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:50,123 What are we going to do now? 365 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,776 I have an idea. 366 00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:54,388 Everybody pile on Teddy T-Rex. 367 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:55,867 [cheering] 368 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,695 [laughter] 369 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,744 [dramatic music] 370 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,052 Well, it can't be much fun for you 371 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:09,881 being in a relationship where you argue all the time. 372 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,797 It's not. And I don't get it. 373 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:16,758 Because Sam and I, we used to be so great together. 374 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:19,500 - Maybe it's all my fault. - Maybe it's nobody's fault. 375 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:22,633 Some relationships just aren't meant to be. 376 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:27,203 I know, I have been through something like this myself. 377 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,335 - Really? - Oh, yes. 378 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:29,858 Cornelius and I.. Well.. 379 00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,338 Cornelius? 380 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,341 With a name like that, he must've taken 381 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:35,429 a lot of heat at school. 382 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:36,865 No. 383 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:39,215 Actually there were three other 384 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:42,218 Corneliuses in his class. 385 00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:44,699 Anyhow, we were deeply in love. 386 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,570 But then, we grew apart. 387 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:49,182 We fought and fought, but neither one of wanted to admit 388 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,575 that the relationship was over. 389 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:54,491 It ended very badly. 390 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,015 Messy break up, huh? 391 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,320 I'll say. 392 00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,366 He rode his horse off a cliff 393 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,324 and I drank poison. 394 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,595 You drank poison? 395 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,121 Wouldn't that kill you? 396 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:18,080 Oh, yes, I'm dead as a door nail. 397 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:21,344 I'm sorry, I never formally introduced myself. 398 00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,129 I'm Abigail Montgomery. 399 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:26,045 The ghost who haunts this house. 400 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,481 You know, like, boo! 401 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,138 Oh, ho, man. 402 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,400 I get it. 403 00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,750 The hair, the costume, the weird story. 404 00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:38,535 You came to the party as the ghost. 405 00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,363 Man, you had me goin'. 406 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:44,237 J.T., I have one piece of advise for you. 407 00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,934 Life's too short to stay 408 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:48,371 in an unhappy relationship. 409 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,807 Believe me. 410 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:52,680 I found out the hard way. 411 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,638 [Sam] 'J.T.' 412 00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:57,119 Oh, I have been looking all over for you. 413 00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,642 I was just here talking to.. 414 00:17:58,729 --> 00:17:59,904 [wind howling] 415 00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:02,211 [wind bell chiming] 416 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,262 Did you just see a girl sitting next to me? 417 00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,568 Brown hair. Old time dress. 418 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,353 Smelled a little like moth balls? 419 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,834 No. Are you okay? 420 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,403 I'm not really sure. 421 00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:22,840 Look. 422 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,324 I want to apologize. 423 00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:31,719 I'm sorry about all the fighting we've been doing lately. 424 00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:34,113 Sam, you don't have to apologize. 425 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,637 It's not your fault. 426 00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:37,899 It's both of us. 427 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,380 I don't get it. 428 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,556 I mean, we used to be so good together. 429 00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:43,818 What happened? 430 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:49,084 I guess we just kinda grew apart. 431 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,608 Neither one of us wants to admit it. 432 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,610 Yeah, maybe you're right. 433 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:58,876 It's probably better to...end things now 434 00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:01,183 while we're still friends. 435 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,708 Maybe so. 436 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,582 Are you goin' to be alright? 437 00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,108 Yeah. 438 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,241 You? 439 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:16,764 I guess so. 440 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,899 You know, Sam, I just realized something. 441 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,119 We're breaking up for the first time 442 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,034 in a long time. 443 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,514 We're not fighting. 444 00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,650 So what do you say? You wanna have one last dance? 445 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,000 I'd love to. 446 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,133 ? Neither one of us ? 447 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,788 ? Wants to be the first to say ? 448 00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:48,056 ? Farewell my love ? 449 00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,189 ? Goodbye ? 450 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:54,628 ? Good-bye ?? 451 00:19:56,673 --> 00:20:00,199 [Chad on TV] 'So, I guess this is it, huh?' 452 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,462 'We're really breaking up.' 453 00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,942 [Jessica on TV] 'I'm so tired of all the fighting, Chad.' 454 00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,814 'I just don't know what else to do.' 455 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,337 [crying] 456 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,339 Welcome to my world, Chad. 457 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,123 It hurts, doesn't it? 458 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,386 [sobbing] Aw! 459 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,433 Oh, God. 460 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,348 It's been a week since he broke up with Sam. 461 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,785 He's still in the couch. 462 00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,613 Well, he did make some progress. 463 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,311 At least, he got off the floor. 464 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,531 You think he's ready? 465 00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:31,317 He better be. Couch is starting to smell. 466 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,234 Hey, J.T. 467 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,931 How is it goin'? 468 00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,977 Jessica just broke up with Chad. 469 00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:41,544 Well, they kind of had to once they found out 470 00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,285 they were brother and sister. 471 00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,375 Look, J.T. Look, bud. Uh.. 472 00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:49,117 We know, you're in a lot of pain here, okay? 473 00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:51,598 But, as the old expression goes 474 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:54,862 you have just got to get right back on that horse. 475 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:57,038 [sobbing] Horse. 476 00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:01,564 Sam and I were horse for Halloween. 477 00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:04,393 Sam was the horses head and I was the horse's-- 478 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,612 We know. 479 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,876 Listen. 480 00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:11,357 We've got a little surprise for you. 481 00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:13,750 - Surprise? - Yeah. 482 00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:16,057 There's a new girl from school we want you to meet. 483 00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:17,972 A new girl? No, I'm not ready. 484 00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:19,974 I can't do it, I can't do it. 485 00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:21,410 I can't do it. 486 00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,020 Alright, well, too bad 487 00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:24,935 'cause she's in the kitchen and I'm gonna get her. 488 00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:28,330 Now, sit up, and...close your robe. 489 00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:33,553 No, Karen, I can't do this, I can't. 490 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,338 Uh, try not to talk directly to her. 491 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:42,301 Hello. 492 00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:44,520 Oh, my God, it's you! 493 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,348 - Have we met? - Of course, we have. 494 00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,176 Abby, it's me, I'm, J.T. 495 00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:49,482 U-uh, Abby? 496 00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:52,441 Oh, you must be mistaken. My name's Sarah. 497 00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:54,922 J.T., would you cut it out? 498 00:21:55,009 --> 00:21:56,880 You're gonna scare her away. 499 00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:59,361 Me? Scare her? She's a ghost! Remember? 500 00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:01,015 You drank the poison 501 00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:02,799 and then your boyfriend Cornelius 502 00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:04,888 rode his horse off the cliff? 503 00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:07,064 Maybe I should go. 504 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:10,546 I'm sorry, this was a mistake. 505 00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:13,375 He's obviously not ready to see people. 506 00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,116 Abby, Abby, tell her the truth 507 00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:18,119 you're a 100-year-old ghost. 508 00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:21,078 Karen, smell her, she smells like moth balls.