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- Damn.
Fucking shit, come on.

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Ooh, build that earthly drill, Korva.
Work those blue arms.

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Stop undressing me with your eyes, Debbie.

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He just wants to work in peace.

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I'm not standing here to excite you.

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Hey, the replicators missed the bus.
Can you take them to school?

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I have things to do.
We weren't late.

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They deliberately missed our house.
It's definitely by accident.


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The bus driver doesn't like us because I tried to get one tiny sample out of her eye.

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Can we go now?


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During homeroom class, I will decide who I will wear all day long. 



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No, I'm busy.
Corva. Don't be like that.

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You should help me build an Earth drill.

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I have to take Pupa to the dog park.
We want to see a labradoodle.

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Oh, is the dog park more important than sourcing nickel alloys

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so we can repair our ship?

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Uh, I don't know, Korva.

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Can a nickel alloy catch a freesbee in flight?

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We won't know until we find one.

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You know, sometimes I feel like I'm the only Shlorpion

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who wants to escape from this crappy planet.

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You wanted to land here

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My scans didn't show it to be an infected human hole
of no value, Terry.

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We've been stuck here for a year, why isn't this a problem for any of you?

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Come on, come to daddy

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.



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- Listen, there was a shooting at the dog park,

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but you wouldn't even bet because these dogs are so happy, right?

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Oh yes, you like these little stumps, don't you?
Will you lick them?

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The planet Shlorp was a perfect paradise.

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Until an asteroid hit it.

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One hundred adults and their replicants
along with Pupa

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they escaped, to outer space

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in search of new homes in hostile worlds.

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We landed on Earth, settling on an already overpopulated planet.

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That's right,
I was the one talking all along.

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The one who holds the Butt.
My name is Korvo.

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This is... this is my series.
I just dropped Pupa. Can you see me?

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T-This is ridiculous.

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I hate the earth.
Terrible place to call home.

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I swear I'll blow this place up one day

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and I will have peace of mind.

 

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- Oh, look at those pretty little feet.

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They're growing nicely.

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Don't look at them!

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I planned the whole day

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We will buy lottery tickets,
and we will win a million dollars,

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and then we'll give them to the waitress as a tip

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and we will completely change her life.

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Come on girl, buy yourself some new shoes.

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- My plan is to sit in the dim light,
spray my stumps with nutrients,

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until they grow back,
and studying ship repair manuals.

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Korvotron, come on, I know he inhabits the earth


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more sensitive beings than you expected 

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but you can still have fun.

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You just need to swing a little
hang out with your homies.

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I'll never like it here, so stop comforting me.

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Just -- let me grow my feet back in peace.
- Never mind, Korva.

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Huh.

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Do you sometimes feel like people think we're weird?

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No, but as a scientist/bounty hunter 

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I am very observant.

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E.T. sucks!

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Return to Uranus.

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We're not even from that quadrant.

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We don't want to go to school with strangers

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who probably want to take us out with their ray guns.

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Don't be racist, we don't kill people.

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- Are you dirty fucking aliens fighting in the corridor?

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Principal's office, right now!

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- Who, who is this Funbucket?

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Who cares?
 

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I had no idea that there was another alien race living on this planet.

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- Bingo bango, I'm Funbucket.

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- Hmm, I like that saying.


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- Oh, yes, he has a lot of them.
"Bingo bango"

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This is the tip of the iceberg, my friend.

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Funbucket seems to have a healthy contempt for humans.

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Oh yes.
He once fed Mr. Shromer magic beans

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and turned him into a bush.

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He turned him into a bush!


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Oh, he must have been very dissatisfied.

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Did he get angry?
- Oh, yes, he was very pissed.

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- Wow, Funbucket doesn't follow any rules, does it?

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And it looks like he has a secret lab in this little boy's basement.

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Yeah, they use it to solve little puzzles


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You know, little math equations,
or who stole the principal's new pen.

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The guy is amazing.
I'm sorry we don't live close.

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We could hang out and talk about shitty people all day long.

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Engage in science.
Funbucket is a bit like Korvo.

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Don't you think so, Terry?

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I bet he hates the earth and their stupid calendar divided into months as much as I do.

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Saturday, come to Gretchen Darth Mall 

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for the annual mega sale.

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Promotions in all stores and a chance to win St. Peter's finger bones!

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Funbucket and Rungo the Clown will appear.

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Rungo is great. He has orange hair and his house is a shoe

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I think he lives in Michigan.
Wait.

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Will Funbucket be in our shopping center?


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Can we meet him?

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Dude, you can compare notes.

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can help us with the mission.


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You like that M word huh?

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We need to watch all the episodes, Terry.

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I need to find out everything about him.

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Does he have a penis?
Can it reproduce?

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No, I don't know, man.
I mean, he hasn't shown up yet.

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Yeah, he probably has a penis.

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It's probably huge.
That's good, that's very good, Terry.

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We need to know everything about him before we meet him.

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So, what do you have to say?

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About what?
Someone broke into the computer lab

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and reprogrammed all IMacs using artificial intelligence.

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I was a cop.
My name is Richard Michaels.

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This thing wanted to arrest anyone who used it.

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You blame us because we are aliens.

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Everyone has access to these computers.

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Stop, drop the bag!
We found it

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Wha, uh, uh, I have both here.

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This one looks new to me

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Because I'm holding it in my glove.

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From now on, you both have to behave perfectly.

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No terraforming the gym

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or any space shit.

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You act like normal kids or you're fired.

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Now get the fuck out of here.

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You should kick them out right away.

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You gotta be tough, Cooke.

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We'll get them, Miss Frankie.

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And then you will see how powerful I am.

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Come here.

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I wish they would treat us like normal kids.

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Yeah, regular kids, with a shrinking beam.

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I'll kick your asses.
Let me out of here!

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I don't believe we'll meet Funbucke anytime soon.

129
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Does my robe look good, Terry?

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Oh man, I'll ask him if he can breathe underwater.

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I bet you do.
Seriously, I just... maybe I shouldn't. 

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No, I'll ask just to make sure. 

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- Terry, I believe he will be delighted

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when he finds out that there are other inhumans on this planet.

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He will no longer feel lonely and angry.

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I'll invite him to Nintendo.
Do you think he likes playing Nintendo?

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What if he prefers Sega?
Do you think he has a mission like us?

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He definitely has.

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Do you think its fur is rough and hard?
Is it soft and silky?

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Hmm, strange
What, what?

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It seems bigger than on TV.

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Yeah, that's actually right.
Wait, is his skin made of canvas?

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Ew!
What the fuck is going on here?

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There is a queue.
You have to get back in line-- ah!

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He's some kid.
What did you do with Funbucket?

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I demand a meeting with him.
- Funbucket is not real idiots.

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That's right. We watch it on TV.

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It's a children's show.
A show for children??

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Get out of here, quickly!

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- Funbucket doesn't exist?

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TV deceived us.
It's not possible.

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The entire history of humanity is recorded on TV.

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I don't know what's real anymore.
Are submarines real?

155
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And penwgins?
I don't know, probably not.

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Wait, quantum injector.
Are "Friends" real?

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And "Frasier"?

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He'll kill himself if "Frasier" isn't real!

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How can you think about work now?
Quantum injector.

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Designed for repairing organic transmitters

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in the matter transfer matrix,
but with some small changes...

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We can make Funbucket real.
We need him.

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He is a man of science, he can help us in our mission, Terra.

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You saw his lab, in that kid's basement.

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You saw all the shit they did in one episode.

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We have to make it as real as possible.

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Every change, even the smallest one, matters. 

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Bingo bango, I'm Funbacket

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- Funbucket, I'm Korvo
and this is Terry,

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and we are your best buddies.

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You won't try to fuck me?

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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- Bingo bango!

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You're such a shopaholic, Funbucket.

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Retail therapy!

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Hey, that's not your saying.
Say bingo bango.

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- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
See who's real.

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Just let me pass.
Stop.

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It seems to me that you owe an apology to our very real friend.

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I'm sorry I thought you weren't real.
Yeah, ok fine.

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Let's go to Bloomie's for Make Up.

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you need to get ready for today's trip to the club.

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But I like the way I look.

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- Funbucket, this is not up for debate.

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You must be made up and dressed up

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for people to say
“Oh shit.

194
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who are these two cool guys and Funbucket?"

195
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Listen, make me bigger right now.

196
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Or you'll get hit really hard, but I promise I won't kill you.

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Just beat the maze.
You're ruining my results.

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This is stupid.
Are you sure it's because of this? 

199
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won't we get into big trouble?

200
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People test weaker species all the time.

200
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Let's put her out in the field to live with the animals.


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And lose all this data?
Do you even want to learn about people?

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No, I want to eat lunch with my friends and watch movies with the boys.

203
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I'm done!
I didn't time you.

204
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Once again.
This is fucked up.

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I don't even know who you are anymore.

205
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You were such a scientist and now you're just an asshole.

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Continuing this experiment may reveal why people are mean to us.

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I just want to chill in the gallery.

208
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Oh shit, he's trying to escape.

209
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Look at this, it's Trim City!

210
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oo they have Channing Tatum vodka

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oh old man old man
We need to take Funbacket for a spin

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and go to New York

213
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and listen to podcasts and the Gaffigan album the entire way.

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He is the father of America!

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Sounds like quite a pleasant experience.

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We could stop for some roadside attractions.

217
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Yes!
Hey, Korv.

218
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Do you feel a little warmer for the Earth now?

219
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I must admit, with Funbucket

220
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repairing the ship has lost some of its importance.

221
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I'm about to cry.




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Funbucket, we've got your drinks.

222
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We have to sail through this crowd.

223
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What's up, homie?
Hi, I'm Terry, this is Korvo.

224
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We are aliens.
Make some space at the table.

225
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Do you know these guys?

226
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NO.
He's just joking.

227
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We bought you a drink, Funbucket.
Finally, get it together

228
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Funbucket is now with us
Che- Wait, I don't understand.

229
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With you? How so?

230
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Yes, that's it. Fuck you

230
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I created it with my quantum injector.


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It belongs to us.

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I don't belong to anyone, I'm real.

233
00:10:44,450 --> 00:10:46,490
But surfing, Thailand...

234
00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,790
Now Travis and Avery are my buddies.

235
00:10:48,790 --> 00:10:51,210
They don't treat me like some stupid tv guy.

236
00:10:51,210 --> 00:10:53,340
And we don't wear those stupid wizard robes.

237
00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:54,800
These are our ceremonial clothes.

238
00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,840
Enough
Get them out of here.

239
00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:57,800


240
00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,760


241
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,010
For now, done

242
00:11:02,430 --> 00:11:04,020
What's up, Korva?
What was that supposed to be?

243
00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:05,550
Who are these guests?
Look at me

244
00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,510
I'm googling
The gooblers are falling out of me.

244
00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,600
Our bodies only produce gobblers in situations of extreme stress.

245
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,010
Oh god, I didn't google it

246
00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:12,900
since they made us take baths together at university. 

247
00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:16,030
According to the Street Dictionary, they rarely shit on us.

248
00:11:16,030 --> 00:11:17,870
Which means they don't want us.
Oh man.

249
00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:19,270
Why do I feel this way?
It hurts.

250
00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,370
Our bodies are not designed for such emotional overload.

251
00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:23,320
We may overheat and die.

251
00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,400
I have a few things to do before I die

252
00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:28,000
I didn't touch the dolphin
and I didn't make it to "The Price Is Right".

253
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,170
I was supposed to fall in love, on a train, in India.

254
00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,740
with a woman who is maybe a bit older than me.

254
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,950
We need to think about what they have that we don't have.

255
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,220
They just sit there.
Impossible.

256
00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:39,290
After all, we did the same thing.

257
00:11:41,470 --> 00:11:42,470
Oh fuck

258
00:11:43,890 --> 00:11:46,100
What is this?
Are you following me?

259
00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,310
Oh god.
Look what they're wearing.

260
00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:51,060
They tried to copy our clothes.

261
00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:52,690
How pathetic

262
00:11:52,690 --> 00:11:55,070
We wear things like this all the time.
Dude, get this together.

263
00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:58,100
Funbucket is fed up with you.
Will you finally stop crying, baby?

264
00:11:58,110 --> 00:11:59,570
You're a baby yourself, idiot

265
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,660
Fuck you, Funbucket!


268
00:12:07,290 --> 00:12:09,080
Bad Pupa, throw it away, throw it away.

269
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,380
It smells really bad in there.

270
00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:14,290
She probably ate some old man.

271
00:12:14,290 --> 00:12:17,160
Why can't everything go back to normal?

272
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:20,890
They told the truth on TV and Funbucket liked us and wasn't a dick.

273
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:24,590
It was too real, Funbucket 2 will be much better.

274
00:12:24,590 --> 00:12:26,090
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

275
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:29,020
Make him love us, Korva.
Give him all these extra bells and whistles.

276
00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:31,020
Make sure he never leaves us again.

277
00:12:34,850 --> 00:12:37,310
Who wants to go camping?!

278
00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:40,310
No, we're going to the club.
Put your sins in me.

279
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,280
His lyrics need to be tweaked a bit.

280
00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,240
They are ok.

281
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,990
Ready for lobster bisque?
Good night, ladies and gentlemen.

282
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:52,040
Ha ha ha, Funbucket 2, you are a great dancer.

283
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,290
I came here to do two things.

284
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:55,960
Oh.

285
00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:58,910
Ready for lobster bisque?
Hello.

286
00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,510
Nobody cares about your hit-by-car Funbucket.

287
00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:04,430
You're jealous.
Our revised Funbucket is much better.

287
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,930
This thing is a joke, seriously, you're kidding yourself.

288
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,520
What's going on?
Oh god.

289
00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:14,430
Invisible forces pull us towards themselves.
- Whoa, whoa, hey, stop.

290
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,770
Step away from our Funbucket.

291
00:13:15,770 --> 00:13:17,690
Quantum injector. Oh.
Help, help!

292
00:13:17,690 --> 00:13:21,110
Maybe eh... I think their mothers are trying to come to terms with each other.

293
00:13:22,110 --> 00:13:23,620
Ready for lobster bisque?

294
00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:26,080


295
00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:30,830
No, no, no!

296
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,460


297
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,250
Hey, can I get takeaway from you?

298
00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:48,560
Great, can I have a few cups for the road? Thanks.

299
00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:51,590


300
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,690


301
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,890


302
00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:58,020
You don't think people will be mad at us for what we did, do you?

303
00:13:58,020 --> 00:14:00,680
Terry, calm down.
You can buy such a mutant in any mutant store.

304
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:04,900
Terry! Korva!

305
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,280
We have to do something.

306
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,240
Why do you need so many dolls?
Why do you need so many ray guns?

307
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,710
Because we are aliens.
For me this is overkill.

308
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,780
Lidia Johnson was last seen on Monday.

309
00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:15,670
Her parents are begging for any information.

310
00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:17,410
that will help you find it.

311
00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:19,420
Good luck.

312
00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:22,220
Lydia, this is Randy.
Stop freaking out and go home.

313
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:26,540
Damn, this is too much for me.
I didn't think I would miss you so much.

314
00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:28,810
Wow, he does care about me.

315
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,800
Will we also get a reward for it or how does it work?

315
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,800
Message from a moment ago. Funbucket is real.


316
00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:35,510
Girl, you're all googling..

317
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,560
Yeah, because the police are looking for us now.

318
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,270
Well, what is wrong with these parents and their children?

319
00:14:39,270 --> 00:14:41,440
I thought they liked making them.
What will we do now?

320
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,700
This is a classic Vegas dead hooker situation.

321
00:14:44,690 --> 00:14:46,770
Dragging it out will only make it worse.

322
00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:49,660
Let me go and I'll tell them to pick a nice prison for you.

323
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,280
We can dissolve it.
I'll get some acid.

324
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,670
You're doing it wrong.
He's right.

325
00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:58,080
You have to hit the side like you're squeezing ketchup...
You can't kill me.

326
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:02,290
Don't worry, we will sow your leftovers, and you will grow into a beautiful new girl.

327
00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:05,170
It doesn't work like that!
Can't you just mess with my brain?

328
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:06,710
What is the brain?

329
00:15:06,710 --> 00:15:08,790


330
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,930


331
00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:15,100
Wait, we can't park here.
Tomorrow they will clean the street.

332
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,480
Have you seen the shrink cannon?

333
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,570
It was usually in the cupboard with the ice cream machine that we never use.

334
00:15:23,570 --> 00:15:25,900
I use it for freezing and eating yogurt.


335
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:29,530
But we have a problem.
Why are you dissecting your classmate?

336
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,660
Even though the human brain has been studied
by countless scientists

337
00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:34,160
for hundreds of years, it is still a great mystery.


338
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,040
And she was mean to us.

339
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,580
Everyone is mean to them.
I didn't come up with this.

340
00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:40,840
School sucks!
We don't like going there.

341
00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:42,910
It doesn't matter if you like her.
We have a mission.

342
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,670
When things don't go according to plan, you can't just give in to your emotions

343
00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:49,340
and do whatever you want, such as creating a new Funbucket.

344
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,930
What?
You must not reduce people.

345
00:15:52,930 --> 00:15:55,770
We didn't intend to kill her.
Just reprogram it a bit.

346
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,050
Are we in trouble?

347
00:15:57,060 --> 00:16:00,310
We'll discuss your detention later.
You are to sew her up and release her.

348
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:05,150
Your slaban will be a prison for the rest of your life.

349
00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:08,200
And being a strange alien in prison

350
00:16:08,190 --> 00:16:10,310
it won't be colorful for you.

351
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,400
Whose ass was I about to kick?



352
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:17,500
Keep doing this until it's cool.
Someone here will go to jail.

353
00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:18,530


354
00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:20,880
Someone...I'm a sunflower.

355
00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:23,410
Wow, that really makes her dumber.

356
00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:25,590
I can't believe people drink this.

357
00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:28,720
It would go faster if we had Mountain Dew.

358
00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:30,790


359
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,810


360
00:16:35,510 --> 00:16:38,590
Can you go straight?
I'm trying my best, Terry.

361
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,530


362
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,830


363
00:16:56,820 --> 00:16:59,150
I think we should end his suffering.

364
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,040

No, I should.

365
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,380
You know, Terry, I learned an important lesson today.

366
00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:06,550
Your desires and needs cannot be projected onto other creatures

367
00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:08,290
Oh shit, shit, get him, get him, get him.
Oh shit, shit, shit.

368
00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:11,540
It's not your fault Combo Funbucket.

369
00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:13,260
We shouldn't be guided by emotions.

370
00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:16,430
Everything will be fine.
We'll go on one last great adventure

371
00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:18,520
before you go live in the mall.
Shopping mall?

372
00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:19,550
What? I thought we were just going to kill him?

373
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,890
I thought we were going to push him over the edge.

374
00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:23,520
Goodbye, Terry.
See, the mall?

375
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,770
Way down there?

376
00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:26,400
This is the most humane way I could think of

377
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,490
at the end of our adventures together, my friend.

378
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,480
It will all be over in...

379
00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:33,020
something between 38 and 58 seconds, depending on the wind.

380
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:36,410
Stop.
Leave us alone!

381
00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:38,040
You've done enough already.
Don't kill him.

382
00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:39,780
We love him.
But he is a monster.

383
00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:43,030
Dude, we don't care what he looks like or if he's aggressive

384
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,130
or that it was connected to another Funbucket

385
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,700
at the molecular level.

386
00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:48,630
It's still Funbucket.

387
00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:51,510
do it
We'll catch you, brah.

388
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,920


389
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,000


390
00:17:55,010 --> 00:17:58,020


391
00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:02,800
Korva. Terry.

392
00:18:02,810 --> 00:18:05,150
It's all right, buddy.

393
00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:11,280
Don't you feel like we're the bad guys?

394
00:18:11,270 --> 00:18:13,440
We are aliens. Our motivations are mysterious.

395
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,610
We cannot be judged by human standards.

396
00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:18,070
Let's get out of here before someone arrests us for all this shit.

397
00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:19,690
Was it a children's hospital?

398
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,370
I never thought they could explode like that.

399
00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:23,620
I mean, what do they keep there, big barrels of flammable liquid?

400
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:26,500
In a children's hospital?
No wonder all these children are sick.

401
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,840
By the way, when we get home, you're throwing that ice cream maker in the trash.

402
00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:30,540
You can't make yogurt in it.
Oh god.

403
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,660
Have you been sitting on it this whole time?
I use it too.

404
00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:33,800
This is completely untrue.

405
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,210
Hey
Oh god, what again?!

406
00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:37,890
I said C, I didn't touch computers.

407
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,600
I've got my eye on you, you ugly little fucking aliens.

408
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,390
You think that because you haven't done anything wrong today

409
00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:45,150
will you get away with it?
I will humiliate you again.

410
00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:47,140
I'm keeping an eye on you.

411
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:49,520
We didn't do anything, why are you always so rude? Yes

412
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,520


413
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:54,850
I used to be little and now I'm big.

414
00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:56,200
I'm peeing in my panties.

415
00:18:56,190 --> 00:18:57,730
How funny.

416
00:18:57,740 --> 00:18:59,950
Lidia, you are the best.

417
00:18:59,950 --> 00:19:03,580
Every time I think I understand your slang, you change it.

418
00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,000
But people are stupid.

419
00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:06,570
I guess they'll never catch us doing anything.

420
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,710
What was that supposed to mean?
Will they catch on? Will they be caught doing what?

421
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:09,920
Er, that means...

422
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,670
Didn't you accidentally shrink this poor girl and lobotomize her?

423
00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:13,970
to cover the marks?

424
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,040
Uh...


425
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:18,390
Did you guys pour Diet Coke on her brain?

426
00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:21,340
This is terrible, someone has to do something to you.

427
00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:23,130
You can't go on living as if nothing had happened

428
00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:24,640
without any penalty.

429
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,100
You can't pretend that nothing happened.

430
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,470
You know what, Terry, those two guys seemed to really love Funbucket.

431
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,240
In a more deep and sensual way than we ever could.

432
00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:36,020
We should invite them to game night.

433
00:19:36,030 --> 00:19:38,950
Oooh, extra crispy, my favorite.
Wait, KFC?

434
00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:41,870
So we're not screwed?
Perhaps we are stuck in this world

435
00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:45,000
which is on the verge of extinction,
digested by creatures

436
00:19:44,990 --> 00:19:47,410
that destroy the environment,
but as long as we're here

437
00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:51,790
breathing in the disgusting poisonous air,
at least we have each other.

438
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:54,080
I wouldn't trade you for a million Funbuckets.

439
00:19:54,090 --> 00:19:56,340
What is Funbucket?
We'll be best buddies from now on

440
00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:58,010
and we will watch
all Harry Potter movies 

441
00:19:58,010 --> 00:20:00,680
That's not what I meant.
Look, from now on we'll focus on the mission

442
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,930
but we will also be a family that does shit together.

443
00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:06,180
And we can wear matching costumes and be on fashion shows.

444
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:08,270
No, no, I don't listen to it.
Two friends holding hands walking down the street.

445
00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:10,230
Everyone will be thinking "are they together?"?
No, we are friends.

446
00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:12,270
What kind of mission is this anyway?

447
00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:14,990
Korvo keeps mentioning it and always gets upset,

448
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,890
and no one has any idea what's going on.

449
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:19,820
As Pupa grows up, he will achieve his true form.

450
00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:22,660
One that will destroy the planet and rebuild it anew, following the example of our home planet

451
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:25,200
using the data that is in his DNA.
Stuff like that.

452
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,870
Sounds like a terribly responsible job for Pupa

453
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:29,040


454
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,920
Disgusting
That was sick, Pupa

455
00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:33,040
Don't eat them.
Bad Butt.

456
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,660


457
00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:37,130
I can't believe we didn't get away with it today.

458
00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:39,640
Korvo was angry.
We shouldn't kidnap children.

459
00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:41,340
Honestly, I don't know what I was thinking.

460
00:20:42,010 --> 00:20:46,390
From now on, we only shrink adults.
Nobody cares if some asshole disappears.

461
00:20:46,390 --> 00:20:49,900
Good night, Mr. Janitor.
I made you a suit out of handkerchiefs.

462
00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:52,100
If it doesn't fit, tear it a little. 

463
00:20:56,890 --> 00:21:00,100
Translated by: Coliber