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This programme contains strong
language and scenes of a sexual
nature.

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STIRRING ORGAN MUSIC

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MUSIC SWELLS TO FINALE

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LOUD BANG

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INTENSE TECHNO MUSIC

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MUSIC CONTINUES

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DRUM 'N' BASS SOUNDS CONTINUE

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ELECTRONIC BEATS CONTINUE

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Ho-ooo!

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Pretty good fella,
but not good enough.

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Homo!

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Homo!
Yeah, because I rule, basically...

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Shit bender.
Ah, Kelly, you're stankin'!

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What about you, you sweaty fuck!

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Aargh! Get away, you scummer.

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Later then!

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What you think of that, then?

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Tone?

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What?

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Think of what?

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The moves...
Me, Jonno and Kel worked it out.

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It's OK.

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HORN BLARES

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Hey! Nothing to worry
about, dude. Yeah?

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Yeah.

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It's all right.

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Everything's cool.

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when I look in your eyes...

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Hi, Maxxie.   Hey.

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ALL: Hi.

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Who's that?

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That's Tony.

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Hey! What's up with you?

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I had a traumatic subdural haematoma

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with motor and
perceptional complications.

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Are you mental?

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Yes.

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I'd still give you one.

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Totally. He's well fit.
Yeah, Queenie?

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Yeah. He's buff.

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Hey come on, Tone.
See you later, girls.

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See you Maxxie! Bye!

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I wanna give Maxxie one.

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You can't. He's homosexual.

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Bummer.

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Thanks.

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You've grown, Tony.

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And there's another two
inches in you, easy.

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How's your Mum?

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I don't remember you.

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Oh, well.
We used to have lovely chats

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when I was cleaning your mum's place.

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You were such a clever little lad.

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I'm stupid now.

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No.

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Here you go, mate.

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Thanks, Mum.

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Oh, we used to giggle.

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Well, you never did know what
your mum was going to say next.

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Ketchup, Mum?

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Yeah, right.

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Bloody hilarious jokes she told.

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Filthy.
Oh, a right laugh, your mum.

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Mum? >

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I need to pee.

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I can manage it myself usually.

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Yeah, sorry.

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ALARM SOUNDS

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Oh, fucking... fucking...
fucking thing!

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Oh! Ooh.

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Oooh!

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Ooh my!

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we're going for a ride, yee-ha!

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and lean from side to side

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and hit the floor

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my Friday night

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is made for dancing

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has just begun.

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Yee-ha!

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Oi, look out.
Here comes Batty Boy. >

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You wanna watch it, Dale.
He'll slip you a big fat cock!

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No fucking way, man!

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Cockety-cock-cock!

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Or he'll slurp you a big fat cock!

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A big fucking cock, yeah.
He'll be like, "All right, my lover!"

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and wank you silly all over his face
and then tie you up and shoving

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right up your arse

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and you wouldn't be able to fucking
stop him cos it's fucking torture.

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You're shrieking and...

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I'm just saying fucking homos,
though, innit?

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Yeah, fucking homos.

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Fuck 'em. We'll fuck them up.

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Fuckin' queers! >

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Lads...

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Yeah, fuckin' 'omos! >

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Nice one, Taz!

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Hey, Taz!

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All right, love?

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Tea's ready.

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Nice routine, Dad.

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Nice? It's gonna fucking
slay them at the regionals.

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Cool.

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I just wanted to ask, is it OK if
I drop out of my A-levels and...?

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Come back? >

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I wanna leave college and
audition for musicals in London.

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You're getting qualifications and
you're coming to me on the building.

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But how's a history A-level
gonna help me be a builder?

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You'll be an educated builder.

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Dad, I want to be a dancer.

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They have dancing every Thursday
down the centre. You love that. >

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Pastimes.
That's what we're into.

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Dad...

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Dad...
The rest isn't for us.

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Get the dog.

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Taz.

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(THEY SNIGGER)

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Fucking turd burglar.

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Watch out, Dale. >

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Fucking dog!

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Fucking dog!
Quiet, boy.
You got something to say, kidder?

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Say what I like.
Free country, innit?

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Fair point.
But here's my suggestion, son.

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You tell your Dad what
you said to Walter Oliver.

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All right, my lover?

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Lads...

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You got fucked up, man!

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Big, big time.

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Sid?

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Sid!

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Sid!

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Tony?

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I need to pee.

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My hands don't work.

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Well, I always sorted you
out when you were a baby.

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I got to register for college,
sign my name on a form.

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But my head's forgotten bits of me.

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All sorts of bits...

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Give it time, love.

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Just...

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I can aim.

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Right...

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URINE TRICKLES

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URINE CONTINUES TO FLOW

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(SNIGGERS)

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Oh, bloody hell, Tone!

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You always did make me laugh.

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You're making me miss.

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You and every other bloke
in this sodding house.

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FLOW STOPS

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Whatever happened
to that nice lass you had?

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Oh, my God! OK, watch this! Watch
this you bunch of pussy-fuckers, OK?

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One, two, three. Go!

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Oh, my God!

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We on the right floor?

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Dunno, do I?

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All right...angry boots.

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I want to get ready
for the party.

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Well, that'll take all of
about 30 seconds.

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I get ready. I dress up.

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Nah...that's what we love
about you, Jal... Unstudied.

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Fucking hell... I dress up!

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Is this the door?

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Whoa.

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You don't see that every day.

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It's open!

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That'll be Sid.
He's gonna take me home.

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Oh...Chris...Jalander.

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Came just at the right time.

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Right...

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Where's Sid?

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Ah!   Hi, guys.

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Where'd you lot spring from?

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Just finished seeing to Tony.

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Yeah. She was...

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seeing to him...

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Great. How are you, lad?

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Better, thanks.
She's got warm hands.

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Oh, they're lovely and warm.
Always say that.

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(MOUTHS SILENTLY)

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So you're all dancing
the night away tonight, huh?

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Yeah...bit of a party!

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It's not really a party.

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Yeah, that's right.

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What party?

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Look, sorry, Tone. But your mum
says we gotta take you home.

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Maybe your folks think it's
a bit too soon to be going out.

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Fuck my folks.

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Where's Sid?

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He couldn't make it, mate.

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His dad made him stay in and...

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Mow the grass. >

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Yeah, that's it.
He's mowing the grass.

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He couldn't make it, Tony. >

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All right?
Sid couldn't make it... >

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BIRDSONG ON TV

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'Hey! Hi, Sid!
When are you coming to see me?

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'Everyone's so lovely in Elgin.

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'Here's my new friends,
Rory and Lachlan.

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'All right, wee man?

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'Rory's going to let me
blow his chanter later.

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'It's easy.
Ye just need to learn tae finger it.

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'And I've already been
beating Lachlan's bodhran.

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'And I've already been
beating Lachlan's bodhran.
'Magic! Aye!'

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What?!

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What?!

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'Anyway, there's a present in there,
Sid. And watch what I can do.

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BAGPIPE PLAYS

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Mighty fucking Scotland.

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Don't you care what I want?!
Don't I get to decide?

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Yeah. You're gonna decide to be a
builder who dances in his spare time.

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I don't want to be
a fucking builder!

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What's wrong with it?

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Nothing. Nothing.

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I just... I can do this, Dad!

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You don't think I can do it, do you?

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No, lad.

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Fucking hell! Thanks, Dad.

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It's not my fault, is it!?

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It's not my fault, is it!?
What?

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That you're stuck in a fucking
white van all your life.

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Don't you speak to me like that! I'll
clout you round the fucking earhole.

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Like you clout the fucking dog?!

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Don't bring the fucking dog into it.

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I'll have no fucking
swearing in this house.

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at you all the time.

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Don't wait.

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We said we'd take you home.

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Don't wanna go home.

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in my Lamborghini

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"Mmm, wow, he's so sexy"

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for the end of the night

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you're pussy for life

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You already know

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Argh! Ow!

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Oh... Fuckin' hell...

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Sorry. >

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I gotta remember
to stand pimp in these.

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I'm in for some serious slippy-slidey
todger action at this party, man!

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It's not...really a party.

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Are you pissing me? It's the biggest
night of the year. Everybody's going!

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Yeah, except Tony.

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Yeah, except Tony.
Yeah? >

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Shame, man. It's gonna be...

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Huh! Wah! Chugga-chugga-wah! Hit me!

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Ow!

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Tony can't go. Remember?

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Fuckers...

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Yeah...

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I told you to keep quiet
about the sodding rave.

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And why are you dressed
as a crack dealer?

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You think it's too much?

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If I'd just met you, Anwar,

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I'd rather slit my wrists
than give you one.

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That's because you don't
give anyone one. Yeah?

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Watch out or they'll take
your tits into care.

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Watch out or they'll take
your tits into care.
Huh?

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Because they don't get out enough.

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You geddit? Your tits...

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Hello, Mr Stonem.

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Wondered where you were.

270
00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:56,020
Thanks for bringing him back.

271
00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:59,540
Thanks for bringing him back.
That's all right.
No problem. Maybe we'll pop round...

272
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:03,460
tomorrow.

273
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:07,460
Let's go get fucked.

274
00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:13,500
Are you not going
to have anything, Tony? >

275
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,260
No.

276
00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:17,500
OK.

277
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,460
So, um, what did you get up to today?

278
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:20,860
So, um, what did you get up to today?
He shouldn't be going out!

279
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,700
I mean, he's wandering
around, God knows where...

280
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:23,780
I mean, he's wandering
around, God knows where...
Jim...

281
00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:27,460
We don't even know who he's with!
He could have a bleed or a fit or...

282
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:30,740
Yeah, Jim. He's here.

283
00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:33,820
Oh, fuck it.

284
00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:35,260
Fuck it.

285
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:36,380
Fuck it.

286
00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:39,420
All right, all right. Just...
for Christ's sake, eat something!

287
00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:40,940
Look, Mum's made it easy.

288
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:43,620
It's all...lovely and...

289
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:47,620
bite-sized.

290
00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:51,940
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

291
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,740
Come on, let's talk about
something else. Come on.

292
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:58,740
Yeah, yeah.
What do you want to talk about?

293
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,700
Dirty jokes.

294
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,660
What?

295
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,860
Maxxie's mum says
your jokes are filthy.

296
00:20:03,860 --> 00:20:06,900
You saw Jackie Oliver today?

297
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:10,820
Jackie probably was thinking
about someone else. Right, Anthea?

298
00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:14,820
Yeah, yeah...

299
00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:19,860
Anyway... This mate of mine's
been going to the doctor.

300
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:21,060
Who's that?

301
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:24,380
Er, don't think you know him.
Um, anyway he had to have some tests,

302
00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:27,660
had palpitations or something...
So, he eventually goes back

303
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,540
to the doctor to get the results
and, er, the doctor says,

304
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:34,020
"Sit down. I'm afraid there's
good news and there's bad news.

305
00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:36,860
"The bad news is
you've only got a month to live."

306
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:39,660
My mate's like,
devastated, he's gutted.

307
00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:43,660
But he pulls himself together and
he says, "What's the good news?"

308
00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:46,700
And the doctor says,
"See my new receptionist?

309
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:48,460
"Blonde. Great arse. Huge tits.

310
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:52,460
"Well, I'm fucking her."

311
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:58,300
That's crap.

312
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,780
Yeah...

313
00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:03,340
My name's Anthea Stonem.
Thank you and good night.

314
00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:07,340
(GIGGLES UNCONTROLLABLY)

315
00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:13,060
They'll take her tits into care...

316
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:15,540
They're gonna...

317
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:18,780
They don't get out enough!

318
00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:21,420
I got it!

319
00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:25,420
I got it!

320
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:47,100
Look, I've told you before, he's not
leaving college. That's it! >

321
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:49,940
You don't need to be such
a monster man about it! >

322
00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:51,180
Who's being a monster man? >

323
00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:52,340
You is.   Bollocks! >

324
00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:54,820
What's eating you,
you big old bully!? >

325
00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:57,740
Nothing! Nothing.
Just leave it alone. >

326
00:21:57,740 --> 00:21:59,700
He's not leaving, that's final. >

327
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:03,700
DOORBELL RINGS

328
00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:10,380
All right, Walter.

329
00:22:10,380 --> 00:22:12,820
Bandy... How you doin'?

330
00:22:12,820 --> 00:22:15,460
Only passable, Walter.

331
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:19,460
It seems like my Dale
has overstepped his mouth.

332
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:24,460
Little misunderstanding, that's it.

333
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:28,100
What have you gotta say, dildohead?

334
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:30,700
Sorry, Mr Oliver.

335
00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:33,060
And...?

336
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,540
Sorry, Max.

337
00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:38,540
He's baked a cake of remorse.

338
00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:49,980
Very nice.

339
00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:51,500
So we're all right then, Walter?

340
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:54,500
Water under the bridge, Bandy.
How's the wife?

341
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,420
Oh, not bad.
They gave her early release.

342
00:22:56,420 --> 00:22:59,180
Still gotta wear
the electronic tag, of course.

343
00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:00,740
Bummer.

344
00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:03,940
(MOUTHS SILENTLY)

345
00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:07,660
from operating a concrete mixer
or a cattle prod.

346
00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:11,660
It's probably for the best.

347
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,420


348
00:23:29,420 --> 00:23:32,100

before it gets good

349
00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:36,100

before it gets good

350
00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:37,220


351
00:23:37,220 --> 00:23:39,900

before it gets good

352
00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,340


353
00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:45,340

before it gets good

354
00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:48,100

You know that you should

355
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:52,100

before it gets good

356
00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:55,220


357
00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:57,940


358
00:23:57,940 --> 00:24:01,940

then wait patiently

359
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:07,900

but good things come from this

360
00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:14,020

on your promises

361
00:24:15,340 --> 00:24:18,380


362
00:24:18,380 --> 00:24:21,060

before it gets good

363
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:25,060

before it gets good

364
00:24:25,060 --> 00:24:28,100


365
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:31,100


366
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:33,420


367
00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:35,580


368
00:24:35,580 --> 00:24:39,300


369
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:42,060


370
00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:46,060

with a film star smile

371
00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:49,060


372
00:24:49,060 --> 00:24:52,860


373
00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:56,860


374
00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:12,940
Oh, Tony! For fuck's sake. Come on!

375
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:20,020
Fucking hell.

376
00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:24,020
Get off!

377
00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:29,620
Oh, fuck.

378
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:44,740
CAMERA SHUTTER SNAPS

379
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:05,060
PHONE RINGS

380
00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:11,060
'Tony?

381
00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:13,300
'Are you all right?'

382
00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:15,500
No.

383
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:18,020
Nobody wants me
to come out any more.

384
00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:21,220
'Oh, fuck it. Come anyway.'

385
00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:23,860
'My dad won't let me
go back to college.'

386
00:26:23,860 --> 00:26:26,380
And mine won't let me leave.

387
00:26:26,380 --> 00:26:29,700
We're both bummed, bruv.

388
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:32,820
'Why doesn't Sid come any more?'

389
00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:34,340
Can't remember when he was here.

390
00:26:34,340 --> 00:26:37,940
'He misses you, Tony.'

391
00:26:37,940 --> 00:26:41,580
I miss me.

392
00:26:41,580 --> 00:26:44,300
Come out. I'll get you dancing.

393
00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:45,340
'Yeah?'

394
00:26:45,340 --> 00:26:47,620
You gonna gay me?

395
00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:51,620
'Hey...Tony's here.'

396
00:26:56,380 --> 00:26:58,700
SQUEAKING

397
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:02,700
Who's that?

398
00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:09,300
Hello, everybody.

399
00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:13,300
I'd like to sing a little ditty
that I hope you'll rather enjoy.

400
00:27:14,940 --> 00:27:17,220
Alastair, would you mind
pressing play, please?

401
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,500
Thanks awfully.

402
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:23,500
Raaaas! Gimme a riddim blood. Mi
gonna tear it up with a back ender.

403
00:27:24,780 --> 00:27:28,780
I wanna hear it big, blud.
I wanna hear it hit out, blud!

404
00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:33,180
I wanna hear it massive!
Cos we're takin' it uptown!

405
00:27:39,860 --> 00:27:43,860
(FAST RAPPING)

406
00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,420
Hey! Maxxie!

407
00:28:29,420 --> 00:28:33,420
Monkey Man!

408
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:39,580
CHEERS AND WHISTLES

409
00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:21,460
You're just a kid.

410
00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:22,500
You're mental.

411
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:26,020
You're mental.
Thanks.

412
00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:30,020
Ready?

413
00:29:43,820 --> 00:29:47,820
Hey, Jal! Where's your moves?

414
00:30:03,980 --> 00:30:06,860
Fuck me senseless.

415
00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:14,980
Yeah. He's hot, man.

416
00:30:15,740 --> 00:30:19,740
Ah, you gay boy!

417
00:31:09,460 --> 00:31:13,460
BAGPIPE PLAYS

418
00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:18,900
BAGPIPES PLAY LOUDER

419
00:31:20,180 --> 00:31:24,180
Here I come, Cas. I'm coming!

420
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,180
It's OK, Tony.

421
00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:57,180
Come on.

422
00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:01,100
No way. Look who's coming.

423
00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:04,460
It's Tony Stonem. >

424
00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:06,060
Oh, my God!

425
00:32:06,060 --> 00:32:10,060
Tony, hi! You look so OK.

426
00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:12,860
Not like... Well, they said
you were like a total mong,

427
00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:15,780
and I would have been so pissed
if you were a vegetable

428
00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:17,820
and had to be switched off, yah?

429
00:32:17,820 --> 00:32:18,860
Do I know you?

430
00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:22,860
Tony! You do...
You know me really rather well.

431
00:32:23,380 --> 00:32:25,460
Remember?

432
00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:28,980
You were a very naughty boy.

433
00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:31,900
But I forgive you...

434
00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:34,980
Is it all still working, yah?

435
00:32:34,980 --> 00:32:36,420
Sorry. Can't place you.

436
00:32:36,420 --> 00:32:39,940
You remember, Tony. How you said
I was like your total dream shag?

437
00:32:39,940 --> 00:32:40,940
I said that?

438
00:32:40,940 --> 00:32:43,900
I said that?
Because Michelle had the funny tits,
and was so boring,

439
00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:47,500
and you wanted to go out with me cos
I had the longest tongue you ever...

440
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:50,140
He can't...place you.

441
00:32:50,140 --> 00:32:51,940
Oh...

442
00:32:51,940 --> 00:32:55,940
Come on, Tone.

443
00:32:59,780 --> 00:33:02,900
Tongue?

444
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:06,900
Oh, yeah.

445
00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:42,900
Ah! Get off!

446
00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:46,420
Ahh!

447
00:33:46,420 --> 00:33:50,420
Help!

448
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,420
Wanna get out!

449
00:33:52,420 --> 00:33:56,420
Tony!

450
00:34:02,780 --> 00:34:06,780
Tony!

451
00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:11,100
Tony!

452
00:34:12,140 --> 00:34:16,140
Get the fuck out my way, will you!

453
00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:25,660
Tony!

454
00:34:25,740 --> 00:34:29,740
Tone?

455
00:34:38,180 --> 00:34:42,180
Tone?

456
00:34:47,420 --> 00:34:49,340
Tone?

457
00:34:49,340 --> 00:34:53,340
Stop fucking about, yeah?

458
00:34:53,940 --> 00:34:57,940
(WHISPERS): Wait... Wait.

459
00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:04,620
All right, Blowjob.

460
00:35:04,620 --> 00:35:07,020
Faggot.

461
00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:08,020
Cocksucker!

462
00:35:08,020 --> 00:35:08,740
Wanker!

463
00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:10,020
Wanker!
All right, gay boy?

464
00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:14,020
Fucking get him! Get him!

465
00:35:30,980 --> 00:35:34,980
(WOMAN LAUGHS)

466
00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:52,740
Tossers.

467
00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:14,940
Sent them the other way.

468
00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:16,540
The fucking cake.

469
00:36:16,540 --> 00:36:20,220
I should've knew it when I saw
the hundreds and thousands.

470
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:24,220
Lemon Drizzle. It's a piece of piss.

471
00:36:25,540 --> 00:36:27,140
Dale.

472
00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:31,140
You can't just
treat me like shit and then just...

473
00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:35,980
Just...

474
00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:40,260
Ah...fuck it!

475
00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:52,620
DOORBELL RINGS

476
00:36:59,420 --> 00:37:02,980
He doesn't answer his phone.

477
00:37:02,980 --> 00:37:06,980
I don't even know if he can.

478
00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:13,820
I can't keep him in. But...

479
00:37:13,820 --> 00:37:16,700
He's not right.

480
00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:18,900
Who is?

481
00:37:21,180 --> 00:37:23,220
This competition last week.

482
00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:25,900
Fucking break-dancing chihuahua.

483
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:29,900
I mean, what's it come to?

484
00:37:30,980 --> 00:37:34,980
Right.

485
00:37:36,380 --> 00:37:40,380
You never know what's gonna happen
till you're sitting in a hospital.

486
00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:46,940
And I'm thinking, I've really,
really fucked up here,

487
00:37:46,940 --> 00:37:50,940
because I'm supposed
to stop this happening.

488
00:37:51,820 --> 00:37:55,820
And now I don't know where he is.

489
00:37:58,180 --> 00:38:02,180
Something happens,
suddenly you've lost them.

490
00:38:09,940 --> 00:38:13,940
His friends'll look after him.

491
00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:31,700
LAUGHTER AND CONVERSATION

492
00:39:14,540 --> 00:39:17,140
What you on?

493
00:39:17,140 --> 00:39:21,020
Cass sent me a tab.

494
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:25,020
She misses you, right?

495
00:39:28,380 --> 00:39:31,980
I don't know what
I'm supposed to do.

496
00:39:31,980 --> 00:39:35,980
I go to see him.

497
00:39:36,260 --> 00:39:39,460
I went to see him.

498
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:42,980
Well, I suppose
you deserve some fun.

499
00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:45,180
Those guys just like my tits.

500
00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:49,180
Oh. Sweet.

501
00:39:52,420 --> 00:39:55,380
You're avoiding me.

502
00:39:55,380 --> 00:39:57,020
You make me think about him.

503
00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:59,700
You're not the only one, Chelle.

504
00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:03,140
I was there every day trying
to get him to say something.

505
00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:07,140
And everybody really, really
fucked up and I'm just trying to...

506
00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:09,900
to...

507
00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:13,900
And nobody comes but me
cos it's so terrible.

508
00:40:14,260 --> 00:40:16,660
You should have fucking helped me.

509
00:40:16,660 --> 00:40:19,780
All right!

510
00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:22,620
(SIGHS)

511
00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:25,900
When it happened...

512
00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:29,260
before the bus...

513
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:33,260
..he was on the phone
and he said something.

514
00:40:34,220 --> 00:40:36,180
I don't think he remembers.

515
00:40:36,180 --> 00:40:36,780
But he said...

516
00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:38,580
Chelle.

517
00:40:38,580 --> 00:40:42,580
Fuck's sake, I'm trying
to tell you this!

518
00:40:44,660 --> 00:40:48,660
Oh, Jesus!

519
00:40:49,060 --> 00:40:53,060
Tony?

520
00:40:53,740 --> 00:40:57,740
Hello.

521
00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:08,260
Wait, I'll go back with you.

522
00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:12,260
Effy's taking me.

523
00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:17,460
I will remember everything.

524
00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:37,700
Where are you going?

525
00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:41,700
Not now, Sid! >

526
00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:46,580


527
00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:53,300


528
00:41:53,900 --> 00:41:57,900


529
00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:08,020


530
00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:14,300

In slow motion...

531
00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:20,500
Got lost.

532
00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:23,180
Where do I fucking live?

533
00:42:23,180 --> 00:42:26,340


534
00:42:26,340 --> 00:42:28,740


535
00:42:28,740 --> 00:42:29,780
(SOBS)

536
00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:32,860
Walter will run him round
in the morning.

537
00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:36,860
Look, don't worry yourselves, OK.

538
00:42:40,060 --> 00:42:42,500
She's a bit upset.

539
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:45,660
Yeah.

540
00:42:45,660 --> 00:42:49,660
College starts today.

541
00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:56,060
He's in there, love.

542
00:42:56,060 --> 00:42:58,420
Talking, not shouting.

543
00:42:58,420 --> 00:43:02,420
OK.

544
00:43:16,420 --> 00:43:20,420
Lovely bit of cake, that.

545
00:43:20,540 --> 00:43:24,300
Young Dale's got the magic touch.

546
00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:28,300
He's got that all right.

547
00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:32,820
You're good enough.

548
00:43:32,820 --> 00:43:35,660
Yeah. I am.

549
00:43:35,660 --> 00:43:37,660
I'm bloody good.

550
00:43:37,660 --> 00:43:40,060
Get it from your old man, probably.

551
00:43:40,060 --> 00:43:42,580
Reckon?

552
00:43:42,580 --> 00:43:45,260
I'm artistic, yeah.

553
00:43:45,260 --> 00:43:49,260
Not as artistic as you, mind.

554
00:43:49,580 --> 00:43:53,340
Some things is just
the way they are.

555
00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:57,340
Yup.

556
00:43:58,580 --> 00:44:01,500
I got lucky, didn't I?

557
00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:05,380
You didn't turn out like
the fucking ASBO Army out there.

558
00:44:05,380 --> 00:44:06,820
No, Dad.

559
00:44:06,820 --> 00:44:10,820
I feel like taking some
fucking credit for it. OK?

560
00:44:12,180 --> 00:44:16,060
I'm never gonna be a builder, Dad.

561
00:44:16,060 --> 00:44:19,820
You'll understand this one day, kid.

562
00:44:19,820 --> 00:44:23,820
You're everything
I've got to show for my life.

563
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:28,460
And I'm not ready for you to go,

564
00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:32,460
because I fucking love you too much.

565
00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:34,740
I'm an idiot, I know.

566
00:44:34,740 --> 00:44:38,740
I love you too, Dad.

567
00:44:39,940 --> 00:44:43,940
So if you're not coming building,
back to college.

568
00:44:45,620 --> 00:44:47,700
Give me the last year.

569
00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:51,700
And then it's game on. All right?

570
00:44:51,780 --> 00:44:55,780
All right.

571
00:44:57,980 --> 00:45:01,980
Taz. On your bed.

572
00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:08,140
At least the sodding dog
does what he's told.

573
00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:26,100
I can register if I write my name.

574
00:45:26,220 --> 00:45:28,020
It's more than that, Tony.

575
00:45:28,020 --> 00:45:30,700
It's not just signing your name.

576
00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:31,860
Then fucking help me!

577
00:45:31,860 --> 00:45:34,460
Or are you going to be
a complete fucking arse-wit

578
00:45:34,460 --> 00:45:36,260
like everyone fucking else I know?

579
00:45:36,260 --> 00:45:38,740
like everyone fucking else I know?
Whoa! He speaks.

580
00:45:38,740 --> 00:45:41,620
You gotta slow it down.

581
00:45:41,620 --> 00:45:43,900
Stop trying to write.

582
00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:47,900
It's just a shape your hand makes.

583
00:45:53,140 --> 00:45:56,380
Close your eyes and just kinda...

584
00:45:56,380 --> 00:46:00,380
dance it.

585
00:46:15,980 --> 00:46:19,980
Tone.

586
00:46:28,900 --> 00:46:32,860
Do I have to gay you now?

587
00:46:32,860 --> 00:46:34,420

Thursday

588
00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:38,020


589
00:46:38,020 --> 00:46:41,140


590
00:46:41,140 --> 00:46:44,260


591
00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:48,260


592
00:46:48,460 --> 00:46:50,500


593
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:53,700


594
00:46:53,700 --> 00:46:56,540


595
00:46:56,540 --> 00:47:00,540


596
00:47:00,740 --> 00:47:03,460


597
00:47:03,460 --> 00:47:07,380


598
00:47:07,380 --> 00:47:09,780


599
00:47:09,780 --> 00:47:13,780


600
00:47:19,860 --> 00:47:23,860
CAMERA SHUTTER

601
00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:30,100
Who are you?

602
00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:33,100
Shit!

603
00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:37,100
Hang on...

604
00:47:37,540 --> 00:47:41,540
You're fucking crazy!

605
00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:08,100
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