1 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:12,030 This tea is tepid, Mr. Lint. 2 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:13,615 I'm sorry, Sir Lionel. 3 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:16,951 It's a cold night, and we're a long way from shore. 4 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,203 Do you hear that? 5 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:24,959 Yes. The perfect spot. Now, we have work to do. 6 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:26,461 Break out the bagpipes. 7 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:39,724 Very good. Okay, here we go. 8 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:56,157 Do you think this will work, sir? 9 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:01,204 They do say music soothes the savage beast, Mr. Lint. 10 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:04,707 -I'm not sure in this case, sir. -Is the camera to hand? It is essential. 11 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:07,627 -Under your seat, sir. -Good. 12 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:13,091 Let those fellows at the club scoff when faced with irrefutable proof. 13 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:15,593 I should've joined the army. 14 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,898 Sir Lionel? 15 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,735 Darwin's finches! She's real! 16 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,155 I knew it. 17 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:03,391 She's a spirited one, isn't she? 18 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:05,393 Hold this, will you? 19 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:09,689 Okay... 20 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:16,946 A little to the right, please. 21 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:19,991 No, my right. 22 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:22,160 That's it. Now, what do we say? 23 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:23,620 Help me! 24 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:25,663 No, Mr. Lint. What else do we say? 25 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:27,290 My hands are bleeding! 26 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,500 -Can we say "cheese"? -Please! 27 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:30,627 Close enough. 28 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,551 Carnivore... 29 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:55,003 Do buck up, Mr. Lint. No harm done. 30 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:10,435 Oh, fiddlesticks... 31 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,163 I quit! 32 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,416 I can't take any more of this. I won't! 33 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:36,627 You were mauled by a prehistoric lake monster. 34 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,254 How many people can claim that? 35 00:05:38,337 --> 00:05:41,507 None. Because they're all dead! 36 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,176 I thought you were made of sterner stuff. 37 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:46,637 What is wrong with you? I'm a human being! 38 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,807 Yes, one of over one-and-a-half billion. 39 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:54,312 But that creature, on the other hand, is one of a kind. 40 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:57,815 -Don't you see? -Oh, I see perfectly well. 41 00:05:57,899 --> 00:06:00,068 It's no wonder you can't keep anyone around. 42 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,819 Do stay, Mr. Lint. 43 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:04,781 I'll make absolutely sure you don't get eaten again. I promise. 44 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,407 You said that last time! 45 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:09,660 If I'm ever to be taken seriously by the adventuring community, 46 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:12,830 I must... I must provide proof, yes. 47 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:16,042 You see, my mistake was relying on these newfangled cameras. 48 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,836 We'll go back. We'll get some real evidence. 49 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,755 -We can... -No, we shall not. 50 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:23,174 You, sir, are on your own. 51 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:28,137 Oh, bother... 52 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:54,038 "Dear Sir Lionel Frost, as famed seeker of mythical beasts, 53 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:56,124 you may be interested in this proposition. 54 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:59,544 I can reveal to you the as-yet-undiscovered creature 55 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,838 known as the Sasquatch. 56 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:05,842 Follow the trail along Old Kemp Creek in Washington State, 57 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:07,510 and you will find him. 58 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:10,596 I am truly the real deal, and I... 59 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:13,683 I believe you are, too." 60 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,485 Old Kemp Creek. I knew it. 61 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:28,030 The game is afoot! 62 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,824 A foot. It's a... 63 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,160 Right. 64 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,903 It's you. You know I have strict orders not to... 65 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,863 Yes, very good, thank you. 66 00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:14,076 There he stood before me, his wicked heathen eyes locked on mine. 67 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:18,372 No sound, but the wind whistling through his grass skirt. 68 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:23,377 Then, in a flash, I fell to one knee, thrust my hand down my trouser leg, 69 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:27,006 whipped out a pistol I had concealed against my inner thigh, 70 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:29,133 aimed it right between his eyes, 71 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,928 and dropped him where he stood quicker than you could say, "God save the Queen." 72 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,012 How do you like that? 73 00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:36,933 A noble battle. Thank heaven he wasn't armed. 74 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:39,435 And then what happened? 75 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:43,064 I wasn't out of the woods yet. Not by a long shot. 76 00:08:43,147 --> 00:08:46,526 The one thing that still stood in my way was... 77 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,277 Sir Lionel Frost! 78 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:55,952 Gentlemen, I bring thrilling news. 79 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,745 It's the monster hunter. 80 00:08:57,828 --> 00:09:00,623 This club is for members only. 81 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:03,334 What is it this time, Frost? 82 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:06,170 Did you come to tell us about Nessie? 83 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,463 Lord Piggot-Dunceby. 84 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:11,300 Why don't you show us what proof you found in the loch? 85 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:15,805 Yes, a regrettable conclusion to an otherwise rather promising expedition. 86 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,974 But I'm not here to bemoan past misfortune. 87 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:23,187 I am here to unveil my latest and most tantalizing enterprise, gentlemen. 88 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,189 Here he goes again. 89 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,649 -Now wait. -Give it up, man. 90 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:33,072 What I have here is a cast of a giant, non-human footprint. 91 00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:36,242 -That's a big foot. -I bet he's a big fellow. 92 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:41,080 One of dozens of documented eyewitness reports of a mysterious creature. 93 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:42,999 Do you mind? 94 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:45,793 Huge, hairy, and walking upright. 95 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:50,214 Neither ape nor man, but the link in between. 96 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:51,924 Yes, he's had many names: 97 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:57,805 Skookum, Ragaru, Tse'Nahaha, Loo Poo Oi'Yes, 98 00:09:57,888 --> 00:10:02,310 and most commonly known in a muddled derivation of an old Halkomelem dialect, 99 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:04,854 as Sasquatch. 100 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,272 That'll never catch on. 101 00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:09,358 I offer you a glimpse of a legendary creature lost in time 102 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,444 and proof... proof, I tell you, 103 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:15,239 that man's primate ancestors are not just tall tales and flights of fancy, 104 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:20,911 but alive and well and living in the New World. 105 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,164 -The very thought of it. -Well, I never! 106 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:25,458 -Poppycock! -But think of it. 107 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:29,003 Evidence of man's primitive ancestry, the missing link! 108 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:32,423 No, sir, I shan't think of it. I won't. 109 00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:33,466 Look around you. 110 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:37,762 You stand beneath the most renowned adventurers of the world. 111 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,598 The members of this club have crossed oceans, 112 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:44,143 tamed jungles, conquered the tallest peaks. 113 00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:46,145 We've butchered the ungodly 114 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:50,650 and brought good British table manners to savages the world over. 115 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:55,196 You, sir, seek to make a mockery of us. 116 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,281 No. I seek to join you. 117 00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:01,160 And the discovery of this creature must surely secure my place here. 118 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:03,162 I mean, what do you say to that? 119 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:09,710 I say we are descended from great men, not great apes. 120 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:18,677 Well, I say you're wrong. 121 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:19,887 What? 122 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:23,682 I believe the two go hand in hand, and what's more, I... 123 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,434 What did he say to me? 124 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,478 I think he said you're wrong. 125 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:32,316 I have heard enough. Your words are nothing. 126 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,903 My word is everything. What is yours worth? 127 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:41,742 I beg your pardon? 128 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:45,913 I give you my word I'll bring back proof of this creature, 129 00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:51,961 and in return, you'll admit you're wrong, and you'll grant me membership here, 130 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:55,256 so I might finally take my place where I truly belong. 131 00:11:55,339 --> 00:12:00,010 You do not belong here and you will fail. 132 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,555 Well, in that case, you have nothing to lose. 133 00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:12,731 -Very well. -You'll swear on it? 134 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,359 I will. 135 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,153 Then you'll excuse me if I take my leave. 136 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:21,574 I... I have much to prepare. Thank you. 137 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:23,951 Until next we meet, gentlemen. 138 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,917 These are dark days, Collick. 139 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:36,297 Electricity, suffrage, evolution. 140 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:38,549 We are on the brink of a precipice. 141 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:41,302 Yes, mark my words. And the ground beneath us 142 00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:45,097 is clawed away by these... these new thinkers. 143 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:49,351 They'll change the world, and there'll be no room in it for the likes of me. 144 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,436 But, my Lord, 145 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:54,023 Frost's frivolous escapades usually amount to naught. 146 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,816 He can't possibly win this wager. 147 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,985 I'm not taking any chances! 148 00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:01,989 No, I must make a stand for all that is civilized. 149 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:04,992 But how are you going to do that, my Lord? 150 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:09,371 -Gonna hire a thug to kill him. -Oh, yes. That'll do it. 151 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,613 I love you, mummy! 152 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:53,749 Don't forget to write! Bye now! 153 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,384 Hello? 154 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,293 Stop, please! 155 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,548 Please wait! 156 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:36,722 It's still there. 157 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:44,229 Excuse me. I think I've got a little something stuck in my... 158 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,481 There it is. 159 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:50,152 In my throat. Like a nut or a... or a field mouse or something like that. 160 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:54,615 I don't know. Am I rambling? I'm a little nervous, if I'm being honest. 161 00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,533 I... 162 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,286 Sir Lionel Frost, I presume. Hi. 163 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:11,173 I don't believe it. I mean, you can speak. 164 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:15,094 Yes. And... I write as well. 165 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,513 My penmanship isn't great, but... 166 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,890 You know, opposable thumbs... 167 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,433 Fat fingers, you know? 168 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,810 How can you speak? 169 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:25,104 Good question. How can I speak? 170 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,774 Well, I watched at first. I listened. I paid attention to a lot of things. 171 00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:32,778 I learned, I stole books, newspapers here and there. 172 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:35,030 An old shaman in the valley helped me a little. 173 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,324 Not only that, he taught me how to play chess. 174 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:38,575 -Smart shaman. -Not really. 175 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,995 I mean, I beat him every time. He's a lousy player. 176 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,456 And he cheats. He's a cheater. 177 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,000 You're exactly as I imagined. 178 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,920 Eight feet tall, chest circumference 70 inches, 179 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,713 total weight around 650 pounds. 180 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,258 Well, it's more like, you know, 630 pounds. 181 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,885 You know, it's the hair that makes me look heavier, I think. 182 00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,222 It's a... It's a little deceptive. It can be frustrating. 183 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,891 And look at the size of those metatarsals. 184 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,435 Sir! Wow, your hands! 185 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,188 -Do you mind if I smell you? -Yeah, sure. 186 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:11,733 I mean, I bathed recently. You know, like, two weeks ago in a creek. 187 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,194 So... You didn't drink from the creek, did you? 188 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,071 Remarkable. 189 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:20,033 Wait. So, you called me by my... How do you know me? 190 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,369 I wrote the letter. 191 00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:27,249 You wrote this? 192 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:31,545 You asked me here to discover you? 193 00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:33,463 Discov... No, no, no. 194 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:36,091 I asked you here to help me. 195 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,384 Over this way. 196 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,892 Oh God, I'm so embarrassed. Sorry if it smells a little. 197 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,269 I don't entertain that much. 198 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,562 Ever. 199 00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:50,981 If I might ask, how did you find me? 200 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,775 Oh, well, I've read all about you. 201 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,825 I think that one's my favorite right there. I think there might be a picture... 202 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,119 Yes. You can't believe everything you read, can you? 203 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,829 Let's move along, shall we? 204 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:09,208 So, I need someone who knows the wild places of the world, 205 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,919 someone who believes in my existence, 206 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:15,130 but, you know, doesn't want to shoot me. 207 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,465 You're not gonna shoot me, are you? 208 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:22,054 But if you'd explain, what exactly do you ask of me? 209 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:24,556 Take me away from this place. 210 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,643 I'm lonely. 211 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:33,732 Your world, it it grows bigger. Mine is eaten away. 212 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:36,902 You know, there's nothing for me here anymore. 213 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:40,197 I've walked these woods year after year, but I'm the last. 214 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,659 I have none of my kind to live with, no... 215 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,954 No family. Really, nobody. 216 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,123 But... 217 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:53,961 Many miles away, on the other side of the world, they talk of this creature. 218 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,629 He's a snowman. 219 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:58,882 -The yeti? -And... And look at this. 220 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:02,177 I think these yetis are my cousins. 221 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,513 They're... They're my kind. 222 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:08,475 I want to go to that cold place and find them. And then... 223 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,437 I wouldn't have to spend the rest of my life alone. 224 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:17,234 Can you just take me there? Please? 225 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:23,198 Take you to the Himalayas? I can't possibly... 226 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:27,452 Yes, you can. If anyone can, it's you. You're a... You're a great man. 227 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:32,165 That's a tantalizing proposition, I'll admit. 228 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:38,630 You must understand, my objective here was to find proof of you. 229 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,008 My name depends upon it. 230 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:42,801 Proof? What kind of proof? 231 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:46,805 Incontrovertible evidence of your existence to prove my doubters wrong. 232 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:50,183 Like hair samples, a tooth, nail clippings, feces. 233 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,686 Well, I have all those things. That seems like a fair deal. 234 00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:54,479 In that case, why not? 235 00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:57,941 I shall get you there, to the place you belong. 236 00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:01,653 And in return, you will get me to mine. 237 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:05,032 Oh, yes. I'll prove the existence of not just one, 238 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:08,618 but an entire evolutionary branch of missing links. 239 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:11,038 Imagine the headlines then. 240 00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:13,123 You really mean that? You're gonna take me? 241 00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:16,001 Of course. I give you my word. 242 00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,794 Okay. What is it? 243 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,756 -What? -Your word. 244 00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:23,675 -No, it's a figure of speech. -Sounds good. What is it? 245 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:28,555 The word, my dear fellow, is "trust." 246 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:33,852 -Oh, so you want the poop now? -No, later will be fine. 247 00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:36,021 Right. And... what do I call you? 248 00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:38,774 I mean, if we're to travel halfway across the globe, you'll need a name. 249 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:42,235 Well, there's never really been anyone around to give me a name, you know? 250 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:47,616 That won't do. I think I still carry the papers of my valet, Mr. Lemuel Lint. 251 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:52,579 We'll simply change the "T" to a "K," and then we have the perfect cover story. 252 00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:54,081 Mr. Link. 253 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:59,086 You know, like... missing link. 254 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:00,337 Wait, I don't get it. 255 00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:02,839 Fine. Then to business. We have much to do. 256 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,216 Yes, sir. Where do we start? 257 00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:07,135 With the work of the late Aldous Fortnight. 258 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:11,556 He and I shared the same... shall we say, pursuits. 259 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,642 Yes, before his untimely death. 260 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,520 A singular man. Primatologist, poet laureate, 261 00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,897 and sometime fullback for the Blackheath Football Club. 262 00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,273 Oh, I like the sound of that guy. 263 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:23,735 Spent much of his life searching for the elusive yeti. 264 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:26,988 And the best part of all, he drew a map. 265 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:46,007 All right, let me just... Can I just ask a... 266 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:49,219 You think Mr. Fortnight's widow will give it to us, just like that? 267 00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:53,682 Don't fret, Mr. Link. You just leave Adelina to me. 268 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,851 Oh. So, the two of you are acquainted. 269 00:23:57,352 --> 00:24:01,940 -You can say that again. -Okay. So, the two of you are acquainted. 270 00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:05,443 What I... What I mean is, Adelina and I were... 271 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:08,572 More than just acquaintances. 272 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:14,953 Wait a second. 273 00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:18,039 I said, "Oh!" like I knew what you were talking about, but I don't. 274 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,000 Never mind. First things first. 275 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:23,044 We shall get some sleep and sustenance. 276 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,796 I barely know you. 277 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,883 What, here? 278 00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,342 You know what? I'm fine. I'll wait out here. 279 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:31,803 We'll keep a low profile and be out of here by first light. 280 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:33,972 - I can't go in there. - Well, not as you are, no. 281 00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:37,017 But at the very least, we should cover up your... 282 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,643 modesty. 283 00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:41,396 Put this on. 284 00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:46,193 Sir Lionel, I'm a little afraid that this isn't gonna work. 285 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:50,614 Oh, come now. I imagine everyone in there has hairy knuckles and poor hygiene. 286 00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:52,324 You'll fit right in. 287 00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:12,636 Excuse me. 288 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:31,780 What can I get you? 289 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:37,869 We'll need lodging for the night. And a cup of Earl Grey tea with a spot of milk. 290 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:39,871 And please don't let it steep too long. Thanks so much. 291 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:44,000 I'm good. 292 00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:51,800 Lionel Frost. 293 00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:53,802 Sir Lionel Frost, actually. 294 00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:57,847 You seem to have me at a disadvantage. 295 00:25:57,931 --> 00:26:02,143 And that's just how I like it. Willard Stenk. Pleased to meet you. 296 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:05,146 Ah, Stenk. Yes, I know of your work. 297 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:09,693 You've tracked, trapped and butchered every rare creature from here to Borneo. 298 00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:11,736 You're gonna make me blush here. 299 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:14,030 And by my reckoning, there's one that has eluded you 300 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:16,074 for 30 years or more. 301 00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:17,200 Is that right? 302 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:20,996 The Sasquatch appears to have you beat, Mr. Stenk. 303 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:22,497 The Sasquatch? 304 00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:26,251 If you think you can do better, Frost, you're out of your mind. 305 00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:29,004 You hear me? Barking mad. 306 00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:46,354 Woof. 307 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:50,775 -No. It can't be. -But I'm afraid it can. And it is. 308 00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:53,403 And you didn't. And I did. 309 00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:56,031 You're beautiful. 310 00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,949 Can you hold on one second? I'm uncomfortable. 311 00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:59,242 Don't believe a word of it. 312 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:02,829 He'd sooner see you stuffed or have your head mounted on a wall, 313 00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:06,541 and perhaps use your foot as one of those, you know, buckets you put umbrellas in. 314 00:27:06,624 --> 00:27:09,294 Wha... No, thank you! 315 00:27:09,377 --> 00:27:12,005 Gotta get myself a grip here. 316 00:27:12,088 --> 00:27:16,926 That's better. Regretfully, Sir Lionel, turns out the job I've been hired to do 317 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,928 ain't no fool's errand after all. 318 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:22,932 I've been paid a pretty sum to stop you and this creature 319 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:26,353 from ever reaching civilized society. 320 00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:30,398 Quite a catch. I get to bag two legends in one day. 321 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:31,608 Oh, I wouldn't count on it. 322 00:28:59,028 --> 00:29:01,906 Yes, I might've known Piggot-Dunceby would send one of his rabid mutts 323 00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,450 to do his dirty work. 324 00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:08,663 No hard feelings, Frost. 325 00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:11,916 Except that one. 326 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:17,005 Do you think you have things in hand, Mr. Link? 327 00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:18,882 -I'll be right back. -Okay. 328 00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:26,306 Oh no, you don't. 329 00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:48,912 Sorry, old girl. 330 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:53,082 Blast! 331 00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:59,756 Oh, boy. That is gonna let in an awful draft. 332 00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:02,300 Not to worry, Mr. Link. We're not stopping after all. 333 00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:06,554 It seems Piggot-Dunceby is set on scuppering my success at any cost. 334 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:10,517 We must make haste for Santa Ana, California. 335 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:14,354 Lord Piggot-Dunceby! 336 00:30:14,437 --> 00:30:17,357 Lord Piggot-Dunceby, a telegram! You have a telegra... 337 00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:20,026 It's from Stenk. 338 00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:25,782 -No. It can't be true. -No. 339 00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:27,951 No one must know of this, do you hear? 340 00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:30,328 -We must redouble our efforts. -Yeah. 341 00:30:30,411 --> 00:30:32,914 Frost must not succeed! 342 00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:36,209 Get word to Stenk, and... and tell him to stay on their trail. 343 00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:38,127 -Right. -To the end of the world if he has to. 344 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:40,505 Do you hear me? The end of the world! 345 00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:47,804 Very good, Collick. Run along now. 346 00:30:47,887 --> 00:30:49,806 Running along, yes, running along. 347 00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:51,266 Just running along. 348 00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:56,855 All aboard! 349 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,904 So, how did Mr. Fortnight die, exactly? 350 00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:10,159 Buried by an avalanche on the Hindu Kush. Didn't know what hit him. 351 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:11,911 I'm gonna say it was the snow that hit him. 352 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:15,665 He never completed his quest. Died in the trying. 353 00:31:15,748 --> 00:31:18,418 This feels very confined. 354 00:31:18,501 --> 00:31:20,420 I feel woozy. Do I look pale? I feel pale. 355 00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:23,381 Stop fidgeting, Mr. Link. You mustn't draw attention to yourself. 356 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:25,508 Well, I'm not very comfortable stealing a man's clothes. 357 00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:28,678 Well, you can't very well walk around naked. It's indecent. 358 00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:33,099 Yeah, but I mean, his underwear, too? It just seems a little... 359 00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:34,976 I mean, I turned them inside-out and all, but... 360 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:37,437 Is it hot in here? I think I need some air. 361 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,773 Fine. By all means, crack open the win... 362 00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:44,444 -...dow. -Oh, that's better. 363 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:56,789 This way, please. 364 00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:59,167 Señora doesn't normally see guests. 365 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:02,587 Yeah. I'm the same way. Probably because my cave smells like sh... 366 00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:05,590 Should you perhaps wait here? 367 00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:07,717 Try not to shed on the cashmere. 368 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:16,017 Do you shed? 369 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:18,186 So, let me see if I understand. 370 00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:22,732 You plan to travel all the way around the world to the Himalayas, 371 00:32:22,815 --> 00:32:26,194 looking for this... legendary creature. 372 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:28,196 And to do this, you need the map 373 00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:31,366 that my dearest husband was holding in his hand 374 00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:33,785 when they pulled his poor, dead body 375 00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:36,496 out of the ice that killed him on the mountain. 376 00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:37,872 Yes, that's right. 377 00:32:39,248 --> 00:32:42,585 Is this everything that you are here to say to me? 378 00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:45,964 Did I leave something out? 379 00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:48,132 He was your friend. 380 00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,802 Oh, absolutely. Like a brother to me. 381 00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:53,554 And you did not even go to his funeral. 382 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:56,432 Yes, well, goodbyes are so tricky. 383 00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:59,936 You and Aldous... What happened to you? 384 00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:03,398 Come now, Adelina. I think you know the answer to that. 385 00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,775 It was over between us, Lionel. 386 00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:08,403 And Aldous was there for me in ways you never were. 387 00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:11,030 Yes, how fortunate for you both. 388 00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:13,366 I can't even look at you right now. 389 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:17,203 -There. -There? 390 00:33:17,286 --> 00:33:19,664 There, there, Adelina. 391 00:33:19,747 --> 00:33:23,334 There's no need to get upset. Such a sensitive creature. 392 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:27,255 It saddens me to see you shut away in this old house, 393 00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:30,675 surrounded by memories of times long past. 394 00:33:30,758 --> 00:33:35,388 Like a... Like an unhappy bird locked in a cage. 395 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,309 You were always such a... 396 00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:43,604 such a vibrant, spirited, intoxicating woman. 397 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:46,566 Stop! What is wrong with you? 398 00:33:46,649 --> 00:33:48,443 You think I cannot see? 399 00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:50,486 You come here because you want something, 400 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:53,197 and you think you can charm me and you can flatter me 401 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:56,034 and I will do just as you say. 402 00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:57,869 -Yes. -No! 403 00:33:57,952 --> 00:34:01,539 No. So, could we go through it again? 404 00:34:01,622 --> 00:34:06,502 Same old Lionel. Eyes only for your legend, for Lionel's prize. 405 00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:08,546 You will get out of my house. 406 00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:10,757 Adelina, you have me all wrong. 407 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,926 I... I see how much your husband's legacy means to you. 408 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:18,014 I would never wish to obtain the map by insincere flim-flammery. 409 00:34:18,097 --> 00:34:21,017 No. I will pay you for it. 410 00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:25,855 Get out! 411 00:34:25,938 --> 00:34:27,148 Come along, Mr. Link. 412 00:34:28,107 --> 00:34:30,193 Out of my house! 413 00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:32,612 Get out! Get out of my house! 414 00:34:32,695 --> 00:34:33,988 Get lost! 415 00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:44,248 We aren't gonna break in, are we? I mean, that's against the law. 416 00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:47,502 Please, Mr. Link. This is America. 417 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:49,212 Put this on. 418 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:56,385 Sir Lionel. Sorry. Do you have a size bigger? 419 00:34:57,553 --> 00:34:59,680 I think I put a run in it. 420 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:04,268 On your head. It's a disguise. We're not here to perform burlesque. 421 00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:06,395 Look, just forget about the stocking. 422 00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:14,403 Here. Now throw this rope over the wall. 423 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,369 What... What did you just do? 424 00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:23,955 What do you mean? I threw the rope over the wall. 425 00:35:24,038 --> 00:35:25,414 I didn't mean all of it. 426 00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:27,166 Well, you never said that. I'm very literal. 427 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:29,502 -Oh, you don't say? -No, I do say. 428 00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:32,338 I just said that right then. Aren't you listening? 429 00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:33,548 Now what are we gonna do? 430 00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:35,591 You said throw the rope over, so I threw the rope over. 431 00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:37,635 Why don't you just throw this over as well? 432 00:35:37,718 --> 00:35:38,761 Okay. 433 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:50,648 Okay, never mind. You'll have to climb the wall and pull me up. 434 00:35:50,731 --> 00:35:52,525 Okay, I'm not very good at climbing. 435 00:35:52,608 --> 00:35:54,986 For pity's sake. Of course you are. Look at your arms. 436 00:35:57,697 --> 00:36:01,200 That's a good point. 437 00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:02,410 Okay. 438 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:38,905 -Bravo. -Thank you. 439 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,624 Do hurry up. You're making too much noise. 440 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:57,924 Sorry. 441 00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:09,227 -Do you think you can lift it? -I guess so. 442 00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:11,896 Then get it over to the window and throw it out into the bushes. 443 00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:13,522 I'll keep watch. 444 00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:37,672 What are you doing? 445 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,174 Just one second, please. 446 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,344 Almost there. 447 00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:45,888 Stop it. 448 00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:48,182 -Is there a problem? -Why don't you just play a trumpet... 449 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,518 and sing "The Star Spangled Banner" while you're at it? 450 00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:53,187 I could give it a try. But I don't have a trumpet. 451 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,855 And I don't know that song that well. 452 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:59,193 Wait. You don't want me to do that. I'm on to you, mister. I am on to you. 453 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,861 I knew it! 454 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:04,573 -You terrible thieves! -A fair assessment. 455 00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:12,373 Lionel! 456 00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:17,211 Yes! 457 00:38:41,902 --> 00:38:45,031 Lionel Frost! I know this is you in there. 458 00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,868 I do not even want to know how you got this. 459 00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:50,286 There was a nun. We mugged her. 460 00:38:50,369 --> 00:38:53,581 Oh, my dear. I think you've made a mistake. 461 00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:57,418 You're right, it's me. How could you tell? 462 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:08,095 Give me back my husband's map. 463 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,805 Adelina, I think... 464 00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:17,980 Someone is shooting at you, and it isn't me. 465 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:20,316 Did you steal from him as well? 466 00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:37,375 We really don't have time for this. I mean to get to the Himalayas. 467 00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:39,710 -And I need your map to do it. -Not so fast. 468 00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:42,254 Please, Adelina. What possible need could you have for this? 469 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:46,050 Something you said to me. It is time for this unhappy bird... 470 00:39:47,676 --> 00:39:50,638 to break out of her cage. 471 00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:54,308 -Adelina? -That's right, Sir Lionel Frost. 472 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,768 And your big, hairy... 473 00:39:55,851 --> 00:39:58,229 -I'm sorry. Who's this? -I'll explain later. 474 00:39:58,312 --> 00:40:00,773 Oh, I don't care. The point is, I'm coming with you. 475 00:40:02,149 --> 00:40:03,901 I don't really have a say in the matter, do I? 476 00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:06,904 -Not at all. -All right, fine. 477 00:40:06,987 --> 00:40:12,201 Quickly! We must climb aboard! The train is leaving! 478 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,289 What? We will miss it. 479 00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:19,875 Change of plan. We must give this villain the slip. 480 00:40:20,876 --> 00:40:22,211 Oh no, you don't. 481 00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:27,425 Follow me. We must find an alternative route. 482 00:40:27,508 --> 00:40:29,051 No time to dawdle. 483 00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:47,111 From New York, we can find passage to London 484 00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:50,030 and easily navigate the European continent by rail. 485 00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:52,324 On through India, and from there, 486 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:55,411 it's just a tidy step to the foothills of the Himalayas 487 00:40:55,494 --> 00:40:58,622 and our ultimate destination: Shangri-La. 488 00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:01,876 Shangri-La? No! 489 00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:05,504 I can't believe it! Oh, my goodness! This sounds... 490 00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:08,090 Oh, my goodness! That is great! 491 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:10,342 This can't be happ... 492 00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:12,720 What is that, exactly? 493 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:15,139 Is it a... Is it a place? 494 00:41:16,765 --> 00:41:19,143 It has been called many names: 495 00:41:19,226 --> 00:41:23,063 Shambhalla, Agartha, the Valley of the Blue Moon. 496 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:27,860 Legend says it is a place of uncommon beauty. 497 00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:31,489 An earthly Eden where man never grows old. 498 00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:35,618 Actually, Aldous believed that this story was not quite right. 499 00:41:35,701 --> 00:41:39,455 He believed that the valley was not the home of men who had never aged, 500 00:41:39,538 --> 00:41:43,083 but of men who had never evolved. 501 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:44,710 Early man. 502 00:41:44,793 --> 00:41:47,171 -Like me? -Like you. 503 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:50,424 Yes. Yes, that's right. 504 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:57,264 An undiscovered civilization of yetis, living and flourishing in isolation. 505 00:41:57,348 --> 00:42:01,185 Quite a tall tale, but I think he was on to something. 506 00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:06,190 And I will follow in his footsteps all the way to the prize. 507 00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:09,693 But I don't see a path to Shangri-La on this map. 508 00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:11,779 Just directions to Gamu? 509 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:14,615 -What's that? -Not what, but who. 510 00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:18,244 The exact location of the mythical valley was thought lost, 511 00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:20,204 -but Aldous learned... -Aldous... 512 00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:22,206 -Excuse me, it's my turn. -Carry on. 513 00:42:22,289 --> 00:42:24,416 Aldous learned of a mountain guide named Gamu 514 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,794 who knew the secret ways through the mountains. 515 00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:31,966 Aldous believed if we find Shangri-La, we find the yeti. 516 00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:34,843 Yes, and then, Mr. Link, 517 00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:39,348 you will at last be united with your lost brethren. 518 00:42:39,431 --> 00:42:42,017 I'm a quiet guy at heart, 519 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:47,189 but do you mind if I just kinda growl a little bit in excitement? 520 00:42:53,445 --> 00:42:54,905 That was fun. 521 00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:58,117 Yes, let's not get overexcited, shall we? 522 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,620 You know, I really didn't think it was possible. 523 00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:05,207 And yet here you are in front of my face. 524 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,251 I cannot believe it. 525 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:11,380 All these years, my husband searched for this. 526 00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:13,966 I wish... 527 00:43:14,049 --> 00:43:16,760 I wish he could have been here to see it. 528 00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:18,721 Poor Adelina. 529 00:43:18,804 --> 00:43:20,723 That does not mean I'm happy about you. 530 00:43:20,806 --> 00:43:24,893 That is really rather unreasonable, I must say. 531 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:30,107 You know what? I'm gonna just be over here. 532 00:43:30,190 --> 00:43:32,359 I'm gonna stare out the window for a long time. 533 00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:43,078 Oh, my word. Look at... What is that, the sky? 534 00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:12,191 -Do hurry it up. -Be patient. 535 00:44:12,274 --> 00:44:15,277 Can't you see poor Mr. Link is nervous? 536 00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:18,447 Believe me, he's got a lot more to worry about than boarding this boat. 537 00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:20,366 What do you mean? 538 00:44:20,449 --> 00:44:25,162 Oh, Adelina. Let me say this very clearly. 539 00:44:25,245 --> 00:44:29,667 The hunter that follows us will not give up the chase easily. 540 00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:32,961 You understand? He's still on our tail. Have no doubt. 541 00:44:33,045 --> 00:44:36,006 If he catches us, he will shoot you dead, skin you, 542 00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:38,717 and have your pelt as his hearthrug. 543 00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:41,053 And if that happens, well, then... 544 00:44:41,136 --> 00:44:44,765 I mean, I have... I'll have no chance of winning my wager. 545 00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:46,684 Lionel! 546 00:44:46,767 --> 00:44:48,644 Oh, my God! 547 00:45:03,992 --> 00:45:06,912 Stenk followed them on board a cargo steamer bound for London. 548 00:45:06,995 --> 00:45:09,790 He says he'll deliver them to you, dot-dot-dot, 549 00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:12,209 dead or alive, exclamation mark. 550 00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:15,379 Hire thugs. Bribe the port authorities. 551 00:45:15,462 --> 00:45:20,426 As soon as that ship reaches dry land, we'll be waiting for them. 552 00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:40,487 Come in. 553 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,657 What do you want at this hour? 554 00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:45,826 What do you say to a peace offering? 555 00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:52,040 I don't mind if I do. 556 00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:56,211 Yes, I thought perhaps we might clear the air. 557 00:45:56,295 --> 00:46:00,340 My air? No, no. My air is clear. 558 00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:04,970 But Mr. Link? I think perhaps his air is all stuffed up. 559 00:46:05,053 --> 00:46:08,682 He thinks so highly of you, Lionel. He really believes in you. 560 00:46:08,765 --> 00:46:11,810 And yet you treat him so poorly. 561 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,688 Name one time that I've ever treated him poorly. 562 00:46:14,771 --> 00:46:16,398 You poke him with your stick. 563 00:46:16,482 --> 00:46:18,901 You make him carry your bag like he's your servant. 564 00:46:18,984 --> 00:46:21,945 -You tell him he smells of wet dog. -Yes, I said name one. 565 00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:24,865 You put yourself first and always Mr. Link second. 566 00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:27,326 Adelina, that's simply not true. 567 00:46:27,409 --> 00:46:31,580 -Is that really what you think of me? -Yes. 568 00:46:31,663 --> 00:46:33,457 Oh, now, steady on... 569 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,963 You do not seem so steady yourself. 570 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:44,134 Perhaps it is time you made a step in a different direction. 571 00:46:48,764 --> 00:46:51,517 I haven't the faintest idea of what you're talking about. 572 00:47:00,526 --> 00:47:02,402 Look at him. 573 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:07,449 His hope rests in your hand, Lionel. Talk to him. 574 00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:13,455 -Can't you do it? -Go now, or I'll throw you overboard. 575 00:47:13,539 --> 00:47:14,540 Go. 576 00:47:33,141 --> 00:47:37,062 Sir Lionel. I... was just getting some fresh air. 577 00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:42,776 You seem... you seem troubled, Mr. Link. 578 00:47:45,070 --> 00:47:48,699 Sir Lionel, have you ever wanted something so bad it hurt inside, 579 00:47:48,782 --> 00:47:50,951 like gas, but sadder? 580 00:47:53,453 --> 00:47:56,415 Well, yes. 581 00:47:56,498 --> 00:47:59,459 As a matter of fact, I have. 582 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:03,171 As long as I can remember, I... 583 00:48:03,255 --> 00:48:08,719 I wished to become a great adventurer, respected throughout the Empire. 584 00:48:09,886 --> 00:48:13,473 Well, it hasn't quite worked out that way. Not yet. 585 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:15,225 But someday. 586 00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:21,732 Yes, someday people will remember my deeds and know my name. 587 00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:23,108 Of course they will. 588 00:48:23,191 --> 00:48:27,571 Your name is gonna go down in history as the world's greatest adventurer. 589 00:48:27,654 --> 00:48:30,616 Now, not the greatest, surely. 590 00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:35,871 At least you have a name. One of your own, I mean. 591 00:48:35,954 --> 00:48:39,166 I don't think "Mr. Link" really counts. 592 00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:42,502 Well, then... Perhaps we might remedy that. 593 00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:48,216 -What do you mean? -You must choose a name. 594 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,886 A name that has special meaning to you. 595 00:48:50,969 --> 00:48:54,514 Yes, perhaps... perhaps the name of someone in your life 596 00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:57,225 who touched you, here. 597 00:48:57,309 --> 00:49:00,187 -My nipple? -Heart. Your heart. 598 00:49:00,270 --> 00:49:02,064 Oh. Yeah. 599 00:49:04,149 --> 00:49:06,777 Well, some years back, 600 00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:09,905 there was a young prospector who came to live in the woods 601 00:49:09,988 --> 00:49:12,949 to try their luck on the high mountain rivers. 602 00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:16,953 One day, they came close to my cave, while out picking berries. 603 00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:20,666 And they saw me, and they were just standing there. 604 00:49:20,749 --> 00:49:22,417 And when I looked at them, 605 00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:25,504 they didn't scream, didn't turn and run away like most people do. 606 00:49:25,587 --> 00:49:28,924 They just... They just smiled. 607 00:49:29,007 --> 00:49:32,636 And that smile meant the world to me. 608 00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:37,432 Perfect. And what was the prospector's name? 609 00:49:37,516 --> 00:49:39,601 Susan. 610 00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:41,186 Susan? 611 00:49:41,269 --> 00:49:44,147 Yeah, Susan. That should be my name. 612 00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:47,609 -So, this prospector was a girl? -Yes, that's correct. 613 00:49:47,693 --> 00:49:49,986 Well, then that is a girl's name. 614 00:49:53,532 --> 00:49:55,200 Well, yes, I... 615 00:49:56,576 --> 00:49:58,453 It suits you. 616 00:49:58,537 --> 00:50:01,957 And now... Now we must rest. 617 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:05,711 We have a long way to go, but I assure you, 618 00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:07,295 we will reach the Himalayas 619 00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:11,049 and find this lost civilization of yetis, this Shangri-La. 620 00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:13,802 We will find your place. 621 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:20,809 Good night, Susan. 622 00:50:25,230 --> 00:50:26,857 Susan. 623 00:50:33,071 --> 00:50:38,243 That was positively altruistic, if I do say so myself. 624 00:50:38,326 --> 00:50:41,830 Adelina? What's wrong? What, are you lost for words? 625 00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:47,210 Stenk! Leave her alone. Your fight is with me. 626 00:50:47,294 --> 00:50:49,671 Put your hands where I can see 'em. 627 00:50:51,965 --> 00:50:54,092 -No. -Give me... 628 00:50:57,262 --> 00:51:00,140 -Quit yankin' on my shooter! -Lionel, look out! 629 00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:02,267 -Get your hands off of him! -Get off of me! 630 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:13,236 Hey, you! Don't you touch him! 631 00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:24,748 Help me! 632 00:51:28,627 --> 00:51:30,962 I got you now. 633 00:51:39,471 --> 00:51:42,641 -I can't reach! -The life buoy! 634 00:51:42,724 --> 00:51:45,101 -Throw the life buoy! -Okay. 635 00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:13,964 Wha... 636 00:52:15,674 --> 00:52:17,592 That's a little bit below the belt, isn't it? 637 00:52:17,676 --> 00:52:19,010 What? 638 00:52:22,597 --> 00:52:24,266 Okay... 639 00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:31,773 I've got you! 640 00:52:31,857 --> 00:52:33,733 Over here! 641 00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:36,736 Help! 642 00:52:40,615 --> 00:52:43,785 -Can you hold on a second? -I am! 643 00:52:45,912 --> 00:52:47,122 I'm here! 644 00:53:51,519 --> 00:53:55,941 A monster! And he's got a defenseless girl! 645 00:53:56,024 --> 00:53:58,109 -Monster? -Defenseless? 646 00:53:58,193 --> 00:53:59,277 -Get 'em! -Come on! 647 00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:11,498 This way! 648 00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:18,129 And Mr. Link, keep your trousers on, please. There's a good chap. 649 00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:27,472 Ah, shoot. The boss ain't gonna like this. 650 00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:43,321 Are you positive about this, Mr. Stenk? 651 00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:46,116 Oh, yeah. A whole lost world is what he said. 652 00:54:46,199 --> 00:54:49,327 Big-footed critters as far as the eye can see. 653 00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:52,580 No! 654 00:54:52,664 --> 00:54:55,375 I won't stand for it. 655 00:54:55,458 --> 00:55:00,505 It's a mockery of man! A sham of civilized society! 656 00:55:01,798 --> 00:55:07,220 I'll run this game to ground if it's the last thing I do. 657 00:55:09,472 --> 00:55:12,434 All things considered, I think he took that quite well. 658 00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:15,687 Come along, Mr. Link. 659 00:55:15,770 --> 00:55:19,024 We're one step ahead of our adversaries, so let's keep it that way. 660 00:55:19,107 --> 00:55:20,984 And... 661 00:55:21,067 --> 00:55:23,319 we can enjoy the view while we're about it. 662 00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:29,075 Are we gonna need the boat again? 663 00:56:25,715 --> 00:56:28,343 There's so many beautiful things in the world. 664 00:56:28,426 --> 00:56:29,677 Yes. 665 00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:35,725 Lionel, look. 666 00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:38,603 Remarkable. 667 00:56:38,686 --> 00:56:42,190 This is just like old times, wouldn't you say? 668 00:56:42,273 --> 00:56:46,820 Yes. Yes, although the Sasquatch is new. 669 00:56:51,366 --> 00:56:53,451 He's all tuckered out. 670 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:59,082 -He's come a long way. -I think we all have. 671 00:57:13,138 --> 00:57:14,973 Good morning. 672 00:57:15,056 --> 00:57:16,474 Oh, Lionel. 673 00:57:16,558 --> 00:57:20,895 I say, old chap, could you loosen your grip? My arms have gone dead. 674 00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:23,314 So, what's going on? Are we nearly there yet? 675 00:57:23,398 --> 00:57:25,024 Almost, Susan, almost. 676 00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:27,527 We'll soon have you frolicking in the snow 677 00:57:27,610 --> 00:57:30,822 with huge, hairy ape-men, just you wait and see. 678 00:57:30,905 --> 00:57:33,450 Oh, boy. A guy could dream. 679 00:57:56,723 --> 00:57:58,016 Yes, this is it. 680 00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:00,768 But, Lionel... 681 00:58:03,396 --> 00:58:05,023 Where do we go from here? 682 00:58:05,106 --> 00:58:09,027 From here, my dear, we shall rely on my extensive anthropological knowledge 683 00:58:09,110 --> 00:58:12,322 and my keen eye for local custom. 684 00:58:13,615 --> 00:58:15,950 Do you understand English? 685 00:58:16,034 --> 00:58:19,287 Yes. Hello? Excuse me, sir. 686 00:58:19,370 --> 00:58:24,959 Would you please direct us to Gamu? 687 00:58:25,043 --> 00:58:29,714 Do you understand? Gamu? 688 00:58:29,797 --> 00:58:32,091 The Englishman abroad. 689 00:58:33,384 --> 00:58:34,719 Well, that's a little bit rude. 690 00:58:34,802 --> 00:58:37,472 I said it's rude! 691 00:58:37,555 --> 00:58:40,266 We are walking untrodden paths through the Himalayas, Mr. Link. 692 00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:42,685 This is merely a local greeting. 693 00:58:44,062 --> 00:58:46,481 Pleased to meet you! 694 00:58:46,564 --> 00:58:48,066 Take care. 695 00:58:48,149 --> 00:58:49,859 Hello. 696 00:58:53,905 --> 00:58:55,573 You seek Gamu? 697 00:58:55,657 --> 00:58:58,618 She's my grandmother. I will take you to her. 698 00:59:03,164 --> 00:59:06,376 I must warn you, she does not like visitors, 699 00:59:06,459 --> 00:59:10,463 'cause she is old and rude and prefers solitude. 700 00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:12,173 Moo. 701 00:59:13,591 --> 00:59:19,389 Also, please do not, whatever you do, mention the... chicken. 702 00:59:19,472 --> 00:59:21,683 -The chicken? -Yes, please. 703 00:59:21,766 --> 00:59:23,434 Never, ever mention the chicken. 704 00:59:23,518 --> 00:59:25,061 -Of course not. -We understand. 705 00:59:25,144 --> 00:59:26,729 No chicken, got it. Zip. 706 00:59:30,942 --> 00:59:32,402 Hello, Grandmother! 707 00:59:39,951 --> 00:59:41,536 Greetings, venerable Gamu. 708 00:59:41,619 --> 00:59:44,205 -It is an honor. -What's with the chicken? 709 00:59:44,289 --> 00:59:45,790 What is he talking about? 710 00:59:45,873 --> 00:59:49,085 Grandmother, white eyes come to see you. 711 00:59:49,168 --> 00:59:50,587 Why don't you offer some tea to our guests? 712 00:59:50,670 --> 00:59:53,715 Granddaughter, why don't you go suck a lump of salt? 713 00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:57,635 She says you must join her for supper. 714 01:00:20,742 --> 01:00:24,203 -I'm sorry, what is this? -Yak stew. 715 01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:25,705 Oh, no, thanks. I don't eat meat. 716 01:00:25,788 --> 01:00:27,915 I mean, I do eat bacon and squirrel and chicken. 717 01:00:27,999 --> 01:00:29,584 No, not chicken. I eat fish. I said fish. 718 01:00:29,667 --> 01:00:32,629 We mustn't insult our host, Mr. Link. Eat it. 719 01:00:41,512 --> 01:00:42,347 Delicious. 720 01:00:54,067 --> 01:00:57,862 Gamu, perhaps we can try some of your tea. 721 01:01:02,116 --> 01:01:05,119 It is made from yak butter. 722 01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:07,372 Do you have anything that doesn't come from a yak? 723 01:01:07,455 --> 01:01:14,128 Yak is our life. Yak is milk, meat, clothes, friend. 724 01:01:14,212 --> 01:01:17,465 -Unusual bouquet. -And it smells funny, too. 725 01:01:17,548 --> 01:01:20,051 -That is not the tea. -No? What is it? 726 01:01:20,134 --> 01:01:24,347 Dung. We burn it for fuel. 727 01:01:24,430 --> 01:01:27,183 Yak? Yak, of course. 728 01:01:31,771 --> 01:01:33,106 Cookie? 729 01:01:35,316 --> 01:01:38,611 I really shouldn't be having one of these, but... 730 01:01:38,695 --> 01:01:40,113 they're so good. 731 01:01:45,368 --> 01:01:47,036 Gamu, if I may, 732 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:51,916 we have traveled many thousands of miles to find a place lost in the mountains, 733 01:01:51,999 --> 01:01:54,836 a place I think you know. 734 01:01:54,919 --> 01:01:57,839 Some call it Shangri-La. 735 01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:02,051 This place you seek is not lost. 736 01:02:02,135 --> 01:02:06,139 It is hidden, hidden by choice. 737 01:02:06,222 --> 01:02:11,144 Perhaps it is the men who seek it who are lost. 738 01:02:11,227 --> 01:02:12,770 Then you know of it? 739 01:02:12,854 --> 01:02:18,776 Yes, I do. And I know it is not a place for man. 740 01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:21,237 It is not a place for you. 741 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:22,447 No. 742 01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:25,658 It's for me. 743 01:02:28,995 --> 01:02:30,329 You have killed my grandmother! 744 01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:32,957 Quick! Someone should give her the kiss of life! 745 01:02:35,376 --> 01:02:37,587 You're the man for the job. 746 01:02:37,670 --> 01:02:38,963 How's my breath? 747 01:02:49,891 --> 01:02:52,685 You killed her again! 748 01:02:54,103 --> 01:02:56,606 I was mistaken. 749 01:02:56,689 --> 01:03:00,860 You are right to take him to his kind, where he belongs. 750 01:03:00,943 --> 01:03:02,820 Then you will guide us? 751 01:03:02,904 --> 01:03:05,156 You got to be kidding. 752 01:03:05,239 --> 01:03:09,202 I will give my granddaughter directions. 753 01:03:53,412 --> 01:03:56,833 Go! Get out! Get out of my house! 754 01:03:56,916 --> 01:04:00,878 I asked you nicely, but I'm not gonna ask you again. 755 01:04:00,962 --> 01:04:04,131 Tell us what you told them! 756 01:04:04,215 --> 01:04:08,094 Oh, Mr. Stenk, you're doing this all wrong. 757 01:04:08,177 --> 01:04:12,306 You mustn't threaten the defenseless old woman. 758 01:04:12,390 --> 01:04:15,393 -How about the chicken? -What chicken? 759 01:04:15,476 --> 01:04:19,564 No! You must threaten her defenseless grandson instead. 760 01:05:02,023 --> 01:05:03,482 Over here! 761 01:05:49,195 --> 01:05:50,237 Brother. 762 01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:24,331 Who is it that comes before us? 763 01:07:24,415 --> 01:07:26,167 Sir Lionel Frost. 764 01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:30,046 And if I might ask, how the devil can you speak English so well? 765 01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:33,591 How can you speak English so well? 766 01:07:33,674 --> 01:07:36,052 Well, Eton, obviously. 767 01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:38,220 How do you know I'm not speaking yeti? 768 01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:40,264 Because... 769 01:07:40,347 --> 01:07:42,141 Look, I'm not sure exactly where this is taking us. 770 01:07:42,224 --> 01:07:45,519 Is there anything wrong with staying exactly where we are? 771 01:07:45,603 --> 01:07:47,063 Do you always speak in questions? 772 01:07:47,146 --> 01:07:50,024 I don't know. Do I? 773 01:07:50,107 --> 01:07:51,984 I have a question for you. 774 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:54,612 Why did you guide us here at the tip of a spear? 775 01:07:54,695 --> 01:07:57,698 We do not wield weapons to threaten, but to defend. 776 01:07:57,782 --> 01:07:59,450 That doesn't make them any less sharp. 777 01:07:59,533 --> 01:08:02,161 -You speak with some wisdom. -I state the obvious. 778 01:08:02,244 --> 01:08:05,706 -Often that is the same thing. -Well, here is an absolute. 779 01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:08,793 We do not seek glory or riches. 780 01:08:08,876 --> 01:08:13,339 We're not here to pillage your temple or disturb your tranquility. 781 01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:15,132 We want nothing from you. 782 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:18,552 Then why are you here? 783 01:08:22,389 --> 01:08:23,891 That is me. Sorry. 784 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:30,272 Oh. But of course. The country cousin. 785 01:08:30,356 --> 01:08:33,776 The... redneck. 786 01:08:33,859 --> 01:08:36,612 Actually... Sorry. Actually, I'd say more 787 01:08:36,695 --> 01:08:39,615 I think it's more... I think it's more of a rust, isn't it? 788 01:08:39,698 --> 01:08:42,326 People say red. I find I'm more of an auburn. 789 01:08:42,409 --> 01:08:46,330 I have a lot of autumn in me, a lot of autumn colors. 790 01:08:46,413 --> 01:08:48,666 So, you know, we... 791 01:08:48,749 --> 01:08:52,419 Anyway, I figured maybe there was a place for me here, among you. 792 01:08:52,503 --> 01:08:54,880 Come this way. 793 01:09:05,766 --> 01:09:10,146 So, this is it, Shangri-La. Myth made real. 794 01:09:10,229 --> 01:09:14,483 Shangri-La? That is not our name. 795 01:09:14,567 --> 01:09:15,818 We call it... 796 01:09:19,780 --> 01:09:22,032 How phlegmatic. What does it mean? 797 01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:24,368 "Keep out. We hate you." 798 01:09:24,451 --> 01:09:28,289 This valley is unsullied, precious. 799 01:09:28,372 --> 01:09:31,083 And so it shall remain. 800 01:09:32,668 --> 01:09:36,422 There is no place for you among us. 801 01:09:37,965 --> 01:09:40,926 But you're my kind, you're my fa... my family. 802 01:09:41,010 --> 01:09:44,138 No. I think not. 803 01:09:45,222 --> 01:09:46,807 It seems to me, you did not have to travel 804 01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:51,020 halfway around the world to find your kind. 805 01:09:51,103 --> 01:09:55,900 Man, killer of life, of hope, of dreams. 806 01:09:55,983 --> 01:10:00,946 Man talks of the magic of the world, but it is a prize, 807 01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:04,158 something to be claimed as proof of his worth. 808 01:10:04,241 --> 01:10:06,327 I mean, she has a point. 809 01:10:06,410 --> 01:10:11,165 These secrets you have seen, they are ours, and ours alone. 810 01:10:11,248 --> 01:10:15,336 The outside world must never learn the truths of our sacred valley. 811 01:10:15,419 --> 01:10:18,297 That is something we cannot allow. 812 01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:19,256 She's gonna kill us! 813 01:10:19,340 --> 01:10:23,761 Kill you? We are not monsters. 814 01:10:25,179 --> 01:10:26,180 Oh, gosh. 815 01:10:26,263 --> 01:10:29,225 For a minute there, I thought, just for a second, that maybe you were going... 816 01:10:29,308 --> 01:10:34,271 Throw them into the Inescapable Pit of Isolation and Miserable Disappointment. 817 01:10:34,355 --> 01:10:35,189 I'm sorry, what? 818 01:10:35,272 --> 01:10:40,319 There you will spend the rest of your lives pondering your ill transgressions. 819 01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:42,821 You can't keep us here. 820 01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:45,783 -It's barbaric! -It is preservation. 821 01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:52,081 You fiends! 822 01:11:29,910 --> 01:11:31,829 This is awful. 823 01:11:33,747 --> 01:11:34,748 Yes. 824 01:11:34,832 --> 01:11:38,002 I'll be the laughingstock of the club, again. 825 01:11:38,085 --> 01:11:39,878 I can't believe this. 826 01:11:39,962 --> 01:11:41,505 Look at him. 827 01:11:43,048 --> 01:11:44,550 Look! 828 01:11:46,260 --> 01:11:52,474 His dream is crushed, and you... you only talk of yourself. 829 01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:56,270 -Well, what about my dreams? -What? To belong to that silly club? 830 01:11:56,353 --> 01:11:59,648 These men do not like you, they do not respect you, 831 01:11:59,732 --> 01:12:02,609 they do not believe the things that you believe. 832 01:12:02,693 --> 01:12:06,113 So, why? Why do you wish to be one of them? 833 01:12:06,196 --> 01:12:08,198 Be... Because... 834 01:12:08,282 --> 01:12:10,242 Because they said I couldn't. 835 01:12:12,036 --> 01:12:17,583 You and Susan are not different at all, wanting to belong in all the wrong places. 836 01:12:18,917 --> 01:12:20,502 You could never understand. 837 01:12:23,964 --> 01:12:26,050 You know something, Lionel? 838 01:12:26,133 --> 01:12:29,470 All this time, I'm thinking you care more about these legends you chase 839 01:12:29,553 --> 01:12:32,389 than you do about people, but I'm wrong. 840 01:12:32,473 --> 01:12:37,102 There's only one legend Sir Lionel Frost really cares about. 841 01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,188 Is it a unicorn? 842 01:12:39,271 --> 01:12:43,108 Oh. Wait. You mean me, don't you? 843 01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:46,195 You were never interested in anyone but yourself. 844 01:12:46,278 --> 01:12:50,908 And yet, you are surprised that you always end up alone. 845 01:12:50,991 --> 01:12:55,371 You have me wrong. I am better than you think I am. 846 01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:57,748 Prove it. 847 01:12:57,831 --> 01:13:01,919 You talk about proof, but all you offer are words. 848 01:13:02,002 --> 01:13:04,588 Where is this great man, Sir Lionel? 849 01:13:04,671 --> 01:13:09,176 Where is the proof of him? Where is the proof of his worth? 850 01:13:09,259 --> 01:13:12,805 I think perhaps the great Sir Lionel Frost 851 01:13:12,888 --> 01:13:14,348 is a myth. 852 01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:38,414 It is time to settle our debt, Susan. 853 01:13:38,497 --> 01:13:41,166 I promised I'd take you to the place you belong, 854 01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:43,460 and I'm a man of my word. 855 01:13:43,544 --> 01:13:47,506 The Elder is right. You don't belong here. 856 01:13:47,589 --> 01:13:49,883 Now, get up. We're leaving. 857 01:13:59,893 --> 01:14:03,063 Now, hold me tightly. 858 01:14:03,147 --> 01:14:06,275 Are you... Are you sure? Adelina's watching. 859 01:14:06,358 --> 01:14:10,571 What? No! I want you to throw me out of the pit. 860 01:14:10,654 --> 01:14:12,698 I don't know. I think you might be a little too heavy. 861 01:14:12,781 --> 01:14:15,075 Nonsense. Now, give it all you've got. 862 01:14:21,748 --> 01:14:24,168 It's hard to know whose fault that was. Let's do it again. 863 01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:40,017 Adelina, throw something down. 864 01:14:43,437 --> 01:14:45,147 A rope would be better. 865 01:14:45,230 --> 01:14:48,567 I don't know. Three more of them and we could build a ramp. 866 01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:53,197 Oh, that feels lovely. 867 01:15:01,163 --> 01:15:02,456 Oh, no! 868 01:15:10,422 --> 01:15:11,632 Nice place. 869 01:15:14,718 --> 01:15:20,015 The people we don't want here are leaving! Force them to stay! 870 01:15:45,457 --> 01:15:49,086 Tie this to your waist. We have a treacherous climb ahead of us. 871 01:15:49,169 --> 01:15:51,922 -Quickly! -I don't think I have my knot... 872 01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:03,600 This is where it ends, Frost. 873 01:16:03,684 --> 01:16:06,103 I can't allow you to go any further. 874 01:16:06,186 --> 01:16:11,525 Look at you. Hand in hand with apes and women. 875 01:16:11,608 --> 01:16:14,778 You'll never be one of us. 876 01:16:14,861 --> 01:16:17,573 Quite right. I never shall. 877 01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:21,868 You know, I really don't care to anymore. I have changed my mind. 878 01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:24,204 I... I have evolved. 879 01:16:24,288 --> 01:16:28,000 What? That's... That's preposterous. 880 01:16:28,083 --> 01:16:32,087 Of course you want to be one of us. We are great men! 881 01:16:32,170 --> 01:16:35,173 We shape the world! 882 01:16:36,633 --> 01:16:38,552 It's funny... 883 01:16:38,635 --> 01:16:40,178 I actually used to think that. 884 01:16:40,262 --> 01:16:44,766 But now... now I rather think the world shapes us. 885 01:16:44,850 --> 01:16:48,312 That was pretty good, wasn't it? One of you should write that down. 886 01:16:48,395 --> 01:16:50,439 Excuse me. Can I borrow your... 887 01:16:50,522 --> 01:16:54,192 You would cast aside everything for that... 888 01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:57,112 that... thing? 889 01:16:57,195 --> 01:16:59,990 Yes. Yes, I would. 890 01:17:00,073 --> 01:17:03,118 And I'll have you know that that thing has a name. 891 01:17:03,201 --> 01:17:04,286 It's Susan. 892 01:17:04,369 --> 01:17:06,872 That thing is an abomination! 893 01:17:06,955 --> 01:17:09,291 That thing is more of a man than you'll ever be. 894 01:17:09,374 --> 01:17:11,126 And what's more, he's my friend, 895 01:17:11,209 --> 01:17:14,880 which is a far better prize than any fellowship with the likes of you. 896 01:17:14,963 --> 01:17:17,549 If you are still intent on doing him harm, 897 01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:20,302 then you'll have to find a way through me first. 898 01:17:20,385 --> 01:17:23,430 -And me also. -Yeah, and me. 899 01:17:23,513 --> 01:17:27,100 -You don't do that. -Oh, yeah. Right. 900 01:17:27,184 --> 01:17:28,810 Go through... Go through them. 901 01:17:39,237 --> 01:17:44,868 You can keep your missing link and your lost world. 902 01:17:44,951 --> 01:17:47,162 You're welcome to them. 903 01:17:57,506 --> 01:18:02,386 No one will ever know what you found here. 904 01:18:02,469 --> 01:18:07,933 And no one will ever remember your name. 905 01:18:13,188 --> 01:18:14,022 My Lord? 906 01:18:14,106 --> 01:18:17,567 Order will prevail! 907 01:18:19,069 --> 01:18:22,864 Civilization endures! 908 01:18:24,950 --> 01:18:27,619 You're a bad man. 909 01:18:31,873 --> 01:18:32,833 Run. 910 01:18:36,962 --> 01:18:39,047 Oh, bugger. 911 01:18:45,762 --> 01:18:46,930 Oh, no! 912 01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:08,243 Why am I always dangly? 913 01:19:09,911 --> 01:19:12,289 -Are we dead? -Not yet. 914 01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:16,376 Seems you've had your day at last, Frost. 915 01:19:16,460 --> 01:19:19,171 Now... Now here comes the thaw. 916 01:19:19,254 --> 01:19:21,882 It doesn't have to be this way, Stenk. Piggot-Dunceby's gone. 917 01:19:21,965 --> 01:19:24,384 It ain't about the paycheck no more. 918 01:19:24,468 --> 01:19:27,596 Now it's just a matter of shallow, self-centered pride. 919 01:19:27,679 --> 01:19:31,975 Careful, Stenk. You know what they say pride comes before. 920 01:19:32,058 --> 01:19:35,353 Wait, I know this. Is it Tuesday? 921 01:19:56,249 --> 01:19:57,375 Wha...? 922 01:20:16,186 --> 01:20:18,772 Susan, try and reach the side! 923 01:20:36,957 --> 01:20:37,874 I can't get a hold! 924 01:21:09,906 --> 01:21:11,116 Yes. 925 01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:26,798 Oh, no! 926 01:22:13,803 --> 01:22:19,142 I wanted to say thank you for what you said back there. 927 01:22:19,225 --> 01:22:22,687 -Don't even mention it. -Okay. 928 01:22:27,984 --> 01:22:29,653 So, what happens now? 929 01:22:35,075 --> 01:22:38,370 I... I don't know. 930 01:22:40,038 --> 01:22:44,960 Well, it turns out I'm on the lookout for a new valet. 931 01:22:45,043 --> 01:22:47,170 -Partner. -Uh, partner. 932 01:22:47,253 --> 01:22:49,631 You wouldn't happen to know anyone, would you? 933 01:22:49,714 --> 01:22:51,383 I could ask around if you want. 934 01:22:51,466 --> 01:22:55,095 Maybe the guy in the village with the tongue. Would he be good? 935 01:22:55,178 --> 01:22:57,847 You, Mr. Link. I mean you. 936 01:22:57,931 --> 01:22:59,182 Me? 937 01:23:00,433 --> 01:23:02,936 Oh, my goodness! Yes, then. Well, yes. 938 01:23:03,019 --> 01:23:05,939 Of course! I do know someone! 939 01:23:13,613 --> 01:23:14,489 Look! 940 01:23:33,717 --> 01:23:36,344 Your utopia sucks! 941 01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:38,096 Come along, Mr. Link. 942 01:23:38,179 --> 01:23:40,473 -Yeah, and get a haircut! -That's enough. 943 01:23:41,474 --> 01:23:43,018 And your accent's weird! 944 01:23:43,101 --> 01:23:46,229 Bigger person, Mr. Link. Be the bigger person. 945 01:23:54,904 --> 01:24:00,326 You have seen the world. Remember every moment of it, Susan. 946 01:24:00,410 --> 01:24:03,413 And you, Adelina? What did you see? 947 01:24:04,330 --> 01:24:05,832 I saw proof. 948 01:24:12,213 --> 01:24:15,592 You are a great man, Sir Lionel. 949 01:24:15,675 --> 01:24:18,386 But I deserve greater. 950 01:24:18,470 --> 01:24:21,139 It's time I went on my own adventure. 951 01:24:21,222 --> 01:24:25,935 Not for you, not for Aldous, not even for you, Susan. 952 01:24:26,019 --> 01:24:28,104 But for myself. 953 01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:30,482 Goodbye, gentlemen. 954 01:24:34,402 --> 01:24:36,613 Were you leaning in for a kiss there? 955 01:24:39,365 --> 01:24:40,867 I've been there before, yeah. 956 01:24:40,950 --> 01:24:45,330 I mean, I haven't, but I could imagine that's how it would go down with me, too. 957 01:25:01,012 --> 01:25:02,806 This is it, Mr. Link! 958 01:25:05,558 --> 01:25:08,228 The Fiji mermaid! 959 01:25:08,311 --> 01:25:11,106 This, Mr. Link, might just provide the vital clue I need 960 01:25:11,189 --> 01:25:13,441 to the greatest discovery of the century. 961 01:25:13,525 --> 01:25:15,235 But I thought we did Shangri-La already. 962 01:25:15,318 --> 01:25:18,238 -No. Atlantis. -You don't say? 963 01:25:18,321 --> 01:25:20,323 I do say. I'd swear on it. 964 01:25:20,406 --> 01:25:21,741 And you know I'm nothing if not a man of my... 965 01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:23,827 Your word, yes, got it. 966 01:25:25,787 --> 01:25:29,541 Don't dally, my friend. Adventure awaits. 967 01:25:29,624 --> 01:25:32,127 Oh, boy! 968 01:25:32,210 --> 01:25:35,380 Do I have time to get my bathing suit? No?