1 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:23,983 Previously on doom patrol... 2 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:26,194 - Who are you, again? - The beard hunter. 3 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:29,363 Your facial hair connects me directly to the brain stem. 4 00:00:29,447 --> 00:00:30,966 - You're not in control. - Grid, stop! 5 00:00:30,990 --> 00:00:31,990 Careful! 6 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:34,803 What the hell happened back there? 7 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:36,579 Ever since my reset button got pushed, 8 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:38,206 something's been wrong in my system. 9 00:00:38,289 --> 00:00:40,684 The rest of the team can't know. They'll worry I'm turning into that 10 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,376 psychopath in Jane's painting. 11 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,438 If you want your life back, why don't you just call her? 12 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:45,942 - Who? - Your daughter. 13 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:48,507 What the hell is she doing with bump? 14 00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:51,928 There's supposed to be a man there. 15 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:54,096 It's like he just walked out of the comic book. 16 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:56,599 I have no say in our relationship, Larry. 17 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:59,162 Because I'm the one who actually has something to lose. 18 00:01:00,102 --> 00:01:01,646 Larry, you there, bud? 19 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:02,855 It's John. 20 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:05,483 - I'll be right here. - Go. 21 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:08,545 Has anybody seen her like this before? 22 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,529 How do we pull her out? 23 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:48,210 Open up. 24 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:50,713 Captain trainor, are you in there? 25 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,424 Who wants to know? 26 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,842 Military police. 27 00:02:58,429 --> 00:02:59,930 Keep your hands where I can see 'em. 28 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:02,600 You asshole! 29 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,103 Had you going there. 30 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:13,069 How'd you find me? 31 00:03:13,152 --> 00:03:14,152 Easy. 32 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:15,863 A motel in the middle of nowhere. 33 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,546 Not a soul in sight. 34 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,744 Now, you want to tell me what the hell this is? 35 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:22,912 Where we are? 36 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:29,668 - Do we care? - Hell, no. 37 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:55,694 Smell this. It smells like heaven. 38 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:56,778 Smells good. 39 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:01,409 To us. 40 00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:02,910 And whatever the hell this is. 41 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,579 And to whatever the hell this is. 42 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:14,171 Okay. So, the truck, that made sense. 43 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:15,673 That was our place. 44 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:20,886 But this, we've never been here before, so it's not a memory. 45 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:23,472 Fever dream, maybe? 46 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,353 Oh. 47 00:04:29,687 --> 00:04:30,980 I'm dead, aren't I? 48 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:33,816 Are you dead? What are you talking about? 49 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:34,900 Far from it. 50 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:39,321 I used to drive by this place when I was going up the coast, 51 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:41,782 and I told myself, 52 00:04:41,866 --> 00:04:45,494 "someday, I'm going to go there with John bowers." 53 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,748 I guess today is someday. 54 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:52,168 So this is how you wanted it. 55 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,421 Are you happy now? 56 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,133 It's perfect. 57 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,301 Let's get to it then. 58 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:06,515 Hey. Careful. Don't choke on it. 59 00:05:06,599 --> 00:05:08,642 Look at you, mother-hen. Why do you care so much? 60 00:05:15,566 --> 00:05:16,984 Because I love you. 61 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,405 You know, I always wanted to... 62 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,327 What the hell happened here? 63 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:27,890 Long story. 64 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:29,972 What happened in there? 65 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,059 Not my story to tell. 66 00:05:35,461 --> 00:05:36,337 I get it. 67 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,540 The good thing is, she's back. 68 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:41,634 And I think she's back. 69 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,261 Are you okay, Larry? 70 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:45,513 Yeah. 71 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:49,141 Take me back, pal. 72 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,730 Please. 73 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:56,273 Please, take me back. 74 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,365 Protesters have gathered outside the armed robbery trial 75 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:08,494 of Steve Larson, also known as animal vegetable mineral man, 76 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:12,873 who, just yesterday, took the stand and said that he would rather, quote, 77 00:06:12,957 --> 00:06:16,919 "take a bullet" than testify against his alleged partner in crime, 78 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,963 his dinosaur head. 79 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,882 In other bizarro news, Florida man bump weathers 80 00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:25,302 was massacred by a giant alligator this weekend 81 00:06:25,386 --> 00:06:27,638 and died in a tragic accident. 82 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:31,684 Weathers was a long time pit crew boss to '80s car racing 83 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:33,686 phenom, cliff Steele. 84 00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:37,064 Locals say that weathers' bar, salty bump 's, 85 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:41,110 is the hub of cypressville, and he shall be missed. 86 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:44,196 Bump is survived by his daughter, Clara. 87 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:46,258 You're creating disharmony. 88 00:06:46,282 --> 00:06:47,116 You're the primary. 89 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:48,409 Listen. You're the one on top. 90 00:06:48,492 --> 00:06:49,410 An equilibrium. 91 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:51,012 The more things remain out of balance... 92 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,138 There are rules. 93 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,890 The more all of us are vulnerable. 94 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:57,459 I once took a respite at rockhaven sanitarium in glendale. 95 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,714 The food was horrendous. But Marilyn Monroe's mother 96 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:03,507 - was my roommate. - Your point? 97 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,676 It's essential to rest the mind. 98 00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:08,953 Is that what you think I was doing? 99 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,099 - Resting my mind? - The point is, 100 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:16,061 now that you're up and about, I feel that you owe me an apology. 101 00:07:19,315 --> 00:07:21,775 Not since I understudied Bette Davis, 102 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:24,320 have I been so monomaniacally manipulated, 103 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:27,698 mind-controlled and emotionally abused. 104 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:28,824 Karen! 105 00:07:30,159 --> 00:07:32,202 Oh, yeah. 106 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:33,495 Yeah, Karen's cray-cray. 107 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:36,624 Yup. 108 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:37,707 That's it? 109 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,336 That's your apology? 110 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:44,089 Do I look like I'm living in a late '903 rom-com, Rita? 111 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:46,425 Why? Because I'm not fucking Karen! 112 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,302 If you happen to see her... 113 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,429 Sure, mmm-hmm. Except, no, 114 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:52,222 because what I'm trying to do now 115 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:54,808 is stay out of my head and find the chief, 116 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:59,647 Which is why I called a team meeting! 117 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:00,564 Hello! 118 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,608 Jane called this meeting? 119 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:04,985 Yes. Jane call meeting. 120 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:09,281 All right, where's Vic and Larry? 121 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:14,495 Thanks a lot, guys! 122 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:20,876 We're in. 123 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:25,422 Hey, grid, I'm here. 124 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:37,267 Probably because I removed your operating system 125 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:39,061 from my body, big guy. 126 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:41,354 Huh. 127 00:08:41,397 --> 00:08:43,607 Maybe it's because you're still rebooting. 128 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:53,409 Ever since we hit sos and my arm regenerated, 129 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:55,994 I've never felt so good. 130 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:01,875 Lol. 131 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,628 Is that why my, uh, Sonic Cannon 132 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:06,755 got all jacked up with the beard hunter? 133 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,390 How much stronger am I? 134 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,949 But I don't see any more cybernetic growth. 135 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,242 Grid, please confirm. 136 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:42,582 What? 137 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:49,298 In summary, it was very unpleasant. 138 00:09:56,889 --> 00:10:00,142 Dear chief, sorry we never found you. 139 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:03,812 We have no excuse, other than we're utterly incompetent. 140 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:08,233 Oh! Oh, look. We got a clue. From a teleporting, genderqueer street. 141 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:11,069 And based on Rita's description, we are now looking for, 142 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:15,866 and I quote, "a hunky fellow, known as 'hero of the beach."' 143 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:19,870 signed, the fucking totally useless doom patrol. 144 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,581 - We're not the doom patrol. - God, no. 145 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,083 We will be, if we don't get our shit together. 146 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:28,921 The hero of the beach is flex mentallo. 147 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:31,548 That's right. How did you know that? 148 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,675 Look at the cereal box. 149 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,472 Oh, you know what? 150 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,974 You know what we need right now? 151 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,893 Is a man 152 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:47,147 to eat the chief's beard hair and track his essence. 153 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,483 Oh, but wait. 154 00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:57,032 We had an actual beard hunter here in doom manor. 155 00:10:57,115 --> 00:11:02,246 A hair-gobbling bloodhound that could have led us 156 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:05,040 straight to the chief, but no. 157 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,793 And what's up with you? 158 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:08,919 Bump's dead. 159 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,754 Bump? The guy who screwed your wife? 160 00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:13,257 You should be happy. 161 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,300 I am. I'm not. 162 00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:16,468 I need to see Clara. 163 00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:19,638 So you're gonna bail on us and go to some homewrecker's funeral? 164 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:20,931 She's my daughter. 165 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:25,185 Cliff, this is awful. You should be there. 166 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,146 Flit, take me to salty bump's. 167 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,940 Don't talk to flit. 168 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,442 Flit, Clara's at bump's bar 169 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,128 - in cypressville... - We are not your shuttle! 170 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:37,698 Because nobodyjumped in to save you when you were in need, right, Jane? 171 00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:41,493 Nobody. 172 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:46,081 And I mean nobody saved me. 173 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:49,710 - I vote we take this down a notch. - No, no, no. 174 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,341 Ah! 175 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,176 Hey. Here we go! 176 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,387 - Where are we? - The sunshine state. 177 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:01,972 - Florida? - Enjoy! 178 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:03,557 Deep breaths. 179 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,769 What's wrong? You wanted to come. 180 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:10,773 Uh, my daughter who thinks I died 30 years ago is inside that bar. 181 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,025 She needs someone to lean on right now. 182 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,527 She needs a hero. Oh! Phew! 183 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:16,695 Boy! Dizzy. 184 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,822 It's just nerves. 185 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:21,158 Every performer worth their salt gets them. 186 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,849 It means you care. 187 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,038 Now, stand up straight. 188 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,207 Repeat after me. 189 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:32,044 Red leather, yellow leather. 190 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:34,087 "Red leather, yellow..." What? Why? 191 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,883 Blow your lips, like a horse. 192 00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:41,011 No lips. Part of why I'm nervous. 193 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,094 Right. 194 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:47,809 Ah! How about take a deep, cleansing breath 195 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:50,020 all the way up through your diaphragm. 196 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,314 Haah! 197 00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,025 Uh... 198 00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:56,568 I'm good. 199 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,336 Oh, goody, we fit right in. 200 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,005 Hey, metallica! 201 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:18,131 Y'all friends of bump's? 202 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:20,384 - Uh... - Who wasn't? 203 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:24,262 What a lovely man. Tragic loss. 204 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:25,222 Hi. 205 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,308 I see you're admiring bump's handiwork. 206 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:33,605 He made this Halloween costume for my friend years ago. 207 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:34,856 - No shit. - Hmm. 208 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,484 - Do you mind? - What? Mind, what? 209 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,237 Rita. 210 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,488 Huh. 211 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,950 - Rita. - Reckon he used a heliarc or a mig? 212 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:45,909 - It's a mig. - Rita. 213 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:47,762 - That's carbon steel, you jackass. - Rita. 214 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:48,829 I'll be damned. 215 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:53,750 - Rita. - Oh! Would you boys excuse us? 216 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,042 Hmm. 217 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:01,508 Well, butter my backside and call me biscuit. 218 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,510 What can I get for you, pretty lady? 219 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,596 Gin and tonic. 220 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,890 I want to fend off the mosquitoes while I'm here. 221 00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,268 Good idea. Something for your friend? 222 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,270 Oh, no, he's on the wagon. 223 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,480 Poor thing. Sharaine! 224 00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:18,150 Gandt for the lady, and I'll take another pitcher of beer. 225 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:19,335 You got it, honey. 226 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:23,155 Survey says you are not from around here. 227 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,573 Too classy. 228 00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:26,158 Name's big d. 229 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,663 - Gertrude cramp. - Huh? 230 00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:34,499 But most people call me gertie. 231 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:38,211 So, gertie. You and tea kettle there an item? 232 00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:41,423 Oh, heavens, no. He's just an old friend of the family. 233 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:44,926 Well, in that case, maybe you'd like to split a basket of chicken with me? 234 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,221 I'd be delighted, big d. 235 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:49,305 Sharaine. 236 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:51,850 A basket of chicken. 237 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,310 You got it, big d. 238 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,482 Hmm. 239 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:32,724 Oh, god. 240 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:48,990 No, no, no, no. 241 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:52,910 Yo! 242 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:57,582 I just found out that flex mentallo has a wife named Dolores. 243 00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:59,584 She's old as fuck, but she's still alive. 244 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,964 "Wow. That's great, Jane." 245 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,634 We're meeting her in an hour. 246 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,388 - Hello! - Hello, what? 247 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,640 Look, just go meet her. You don't need my permission. 248 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,893 Listen, Vic-wad, you're the genius who got a talking street 249 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,187 to tell us that flex is the key to finding the chief. 250 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:20,689 Flex is Mia and... 251 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:25,068 Well, his wife, Dolores, is all we got, so... 252 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,321 I need your help, Vic. 253 00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:33,493 Okay. Uh... 254 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,788 Just give me a minute. 255 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:38,915 So you knew bump? 256 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,168 We was neighbors. 257 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,754 And I must have told him a thousand times, 258 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,632 if he's going looking for Frances, I will go with him. 259 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:49,593 But did he call? 260 00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,011 Hell, no. 261 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,804 Was Frances his girlfriend? 262 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:56,641 No. Frances is the name of the gator what ended up eating his sorry ass. 263 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,268 She's a legend. 264 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,897 A lot of folks figure she ate the unabomber. 265 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,773 - And now, bump. - Yeah. 266 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:04,858 Poor old bump. 267 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,819 He ended up in the belly of that godforsaken beast 268 00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:10,322 somewhere's out there in the okefenokee swamp. 269 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,116 That don't surprise me none either. 270 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,660 Most gator hunters know, they see Frances coming, 271 00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,184 - they gonna skedaddle. - Mmm. 272 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,496 But not old bump. 273 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,333 He just rushed right into danger. 274 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,793 And straight into my wife's crotch. 275 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,003 Say what, now? 276 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:28,840 Just kidding. Bump was awesome. 277 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,552 Why'd bump want to catch Frances anyway? 278 00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:34,179 Well, you know bump. 279 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:38,225 I mean, he's... get a wild hair, and not think things through 280 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:39,668 and end up doing something stupid. 281 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,728 Yeah. Like screwing someone else's wife? 282 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:44,314 I'm just kidding. Again. 283 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,565 Thank you, Clara. 284 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:15,679 Please, I want to go back to that dream. 285 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:16,972 I'll never ask again. 286 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:21,559 Maybe you're tired. I get it. Okay? 287 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:24,271 But why'd you take me all the way there 288 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,648 if you weren't going to let me play the whole thing out? 289 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,779 I need to see him, pal. Please. 290 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:45,583 Excuse me. 291 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,469 Hey, where you heading? 292 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:57,887 Stay and talk. 293 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,473 No, thanks. I'm looking for somebody. 294 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:01,701 First of all, you're underestimating 295 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:02,642 writing stream of consciousness. 296 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,453 Okay, look, all I'm saying is that anybody 297 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,230 could get loaded and write the first thing that comes to mind. 298 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,916 But this one is different. This one is different. 299 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:11,109 Okay, there's a wicked wind, a wild orgy. 300 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,462 And they get so wasted, they blow off dinner with Henry Miller. 301 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,655 - Can you imagine? - I would never forgive myself. 302 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,383 - You'll love it. - You had me at Henry Miller. 303 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:19,451 - You had me at orgy. - You're so bad! 304 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,328 You came? 305 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:22,787 - Hey. - Boy, you came! 306 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,247 Thank god I found you. 307 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:29,461 Guys, this is the Larry I was telling you about. 308 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:31,212 - Hey. - Down, boy. You know he's taken. 309 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,798 Who cares? It's a free country. I mean, look at him. 310 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,693 Oh, my gosh, stop it. Look, he's blushing. 311 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:36,801 Hey, can we go? 312 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,721 You just got here. Relax. 313 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,348 Enjoy yourself. Get a drink. 314 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:44,850 Okay. 315 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:52,692 All right, bud. 316 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,527 He's cute. 317 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:57,697 Oh, my gosh. He looks like a movie star. 318 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:03,328 What the hell, pal? Change it back to the motel. 319 00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:07,624 I mean it. 320 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,002 We're trying to work together here, right? 321 00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:14,172 This isn't what I want. Change it back. Now. 322 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:16,903 Are you gonna play something? 323 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,524 Woman, you love you some chicken. 324 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,275 Mmm-hmm. 325 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,331 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Here I go. 326 00:20:55,922 --> 00:21:00,718 Everybody, shut the fuck up, so Clara can say something. 327 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:04,305 - I don't know if I... - Oh, come on, get on up there, hon. 328 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:05,765 We want to hear from you. 329 00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:09,852 Okay. 330 00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,316 Thanks. 331 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:18,653 You a friend of bump's? 332 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,281 Yeah, I am. Yeah. 333 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,284 Well, I'm real glad you're here. 334 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,750 Well, um, I just want to thank y'all for coming out today. 335 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:35,628 This would have meant a lot to my dad. 336 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:38,715 Y'all know bump took me in after the accident. 337 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,341 He taught me the important things, 338 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:43,553 like how to tie a cherry stem knot with my tongue. 339 00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:47,724 How to change my alternator. How to kick a guy in the balls. 340 00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,286 That is probably why I'm still single. 341 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:55,607 Anyhoo, 342 00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:00,570 when I turned 18, we made it official, 343 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,780 and bump adopted me. 344 00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:06,451 I had gotten this little inheritance when my birth parents died, 345 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,369 and part of that was this gold watch. 346 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,830 It meant a lot to me. 347 00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:16,294 But what meant more to me was this man who had cared for me 348 00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:18,213 and asked for nothing in return. 349 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,566 I don't know. Maybe it was silly 350 00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:25,887 but that gold watch was the most valuable thing I owned, 351 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,263 and I wanted him to have it. 352 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:31,226 So I had it inscribed, "to dad, you're my hero." 353 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:35,897 And I gave it to him when the adoption was final. 354 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:37,982 Yeah. 355 00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:40,544 Y'all know bump had this urgent way of looking at life 356 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,403 like it was ice cream on a hot day, 357 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:45,448 and he just had to eat it fast. Carpe diem, he'd say, 358 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:49,536 which he said was Latin for, "don't waste a goddamn minute, 359 00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:51,496 'cause you never know when your time is up." 360 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:56,042 Well, that stupid idiot, he was out there 361 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:59,879 just carpe-fucking-dieming when he went into the belly of a gator 362 00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:02,131 and took that damn watch with him. 363 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,635 Makes no sense why he did it. 364 00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:12,475 But it also makes no sense why he'd take a little girl under his wing 365 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,185 when he had his whole life ahead of him. 366 00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:17,521 So, uh... 367 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:22,777 So here's to the good things that make no sense. 368 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:26,864 Here's to my dad. He'll always be my hero. 369 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:35,039 - Did you talk to her? - No, I didn't talk to her! 370 00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:36,874 But she was right there! 371 00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:38,769 Didn't you hear what she said? 372 00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:40,169 Bump was her hero! 373 00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:42,213 Of course, he was. He raised her. 374 00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:43,798 It's not a competition, cliff. 375 00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:46,092 Are you crazy? He took in an orphan girl. 376 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,218 How am I gonna beat that? 377 00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:51,097 I think your love and a sincere apology should suffice. 378 00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:53,391 No, no, no, no. 379 00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:56,018 Frances. 380 00:23:58,438 --> 00:23:59,438 What? 381 00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:22,085 Come on. 382 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:25,214 Come on. 383 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:26,799 - What? - Come on. 384 00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:36,225 Dark corner, away from everybody. 385 00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:41,688 - One dance. - Okay. 386 00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:43,650 - One dance. - I'll take what I can get. 387 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:47,070 Hey, you asked for context. Here it is. 388 00:24:47,862 --> 00:24:49,572 We're in the heart of the happening, Larry. 389 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:50,841 - I know. I know. - This is it. 390 00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:52,700 I get it. I get it. It's just... 391 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,953 It's a lot. 392 00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:59,290 Hey, appreciate what we have here. 393 00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:01,584 - Okay? - Yeah. 394 00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:04,504 Back home in erie, rawhide didn't open until '79. 395 00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,130 Shit. 396 00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:10,635 Until then, the nearest gay bar was six hours away in Philly. 397 00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:13,596 Rawhide? 398 00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:16,683 Erie, pa. What are you saying? 399 00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:20,186 I'm saying, we're safe here. 400 00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:23,314 And we'd be safe back at that motel. 401 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:27,944 Look, I know, I know I should be okay with all this, 402 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:30,655 but there's no privacy here. 403 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:37,286 - Who's gonna see you here, Larry? - What? 404 00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:39,789 - I don't know. - Because, 405 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,917 right now, we could go anywhere. 406 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,294 We could do anything. 407 00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,004 But we can't 408 00:25:47,839 --> 00:25:51,050 because, even in this dream, or whatever the hell this is, 409 00:25:51,259 --> 00:25:53,344 you're still worried about what other people think. 410 00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:56,723 - No, no... - Yes. Yes, you are. 411 00:25:58,725 --> 00:25:59,767 Yes, you are. 412 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:03,020 If you're not running from the military, it's your wife. 413 00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:04,540 - And if it's not your wife... - Hey. 414 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:06,524 Then it's a table of perfectly wonderful guys. 415 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:09,902 That is not it. I just want us alone. I want to be with you. 416 00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:11,988 Then be with me, Larry. Here! 417 00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:14,073 Or at the table or at the bar! 418 00:26:14,157 --> 00:26:15,676 What does it matter as long as we're together? 419 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:18,661 Okay. Okay. You're right, okay? I need to change. 420 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:21,664 Don't you think you would've if you could've by now? 421 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:26,419 You've got to let go, Larry. 422 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:29,630 The world has changed, and you've stayed the same. 423 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:33,301 Hiding out in the back of pickup trucks, holing up in out-of-the-way motels. 424 00:26:33,384 --> 00:26:34,886 Never breaking out of your damn box. 425 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,013 What kind of life is that? 426 00:26:37,305 --> 00:26:38,305 John. 427 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:41,434 John, I swear, I'll change. Just give me a chance. 428 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:42,810 I'm all out of chances, Larry. 429 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:45,279 I don't want to spend my last days like this. 430 00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:47,023 What? 431 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,358 You want a chance? Take one. 432 00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:52,695 John. John! 433 00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:55,489 John! 434 00:26:58,493 --> 00:26:59,994 John! 435 00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:03,164 What is going on? What's happening? 436 00:27:04,207 --> 00:27:05,291 Answer me! 437 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:10,213 Look, I know you're not the best communicator, okay? 438 00:27:10,505 --> 00:27:11,672 Join the club. 439 00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:15,009 Why did John say he didn't want to spend his last days like this? 440 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:18,221 What chance am I supposed to take? 441 00:27:21,349 --> 00:27:23,392 Come on, pal. Come on, pal. 442 00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:25,353 Help me out. 443 00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:27,480 What's going on? 444 00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:02,931 Is that it? 445 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:13,442 Did you not hear what big d said? 446 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:16,362 People that go after Frances never come back. 447 00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:17,989 This is insane, even for you, cliff. 448 00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:20,408 Why'd you tell big d your name was gertrude cramp? 449 00:28:20,491 --> 00:28:24,579 Because, unlike you, I'm not running away anymore. 450 00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:28,791 I'm trying to face my fears and remember who I was 451 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,626 before I was Rita farr. 452 00:28:33,296 --> 00:28:35,172 Gertrude is my real name. 453 00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:38,301 Well, then I want to be Clara's dad again. 454 00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:41,053 That's who I was before I became this tool shed. 455 00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:43,222 But I can't do it without that watch. 456 00:28:43,306 --> 00:28:44,807 This is about a watch? 457 00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:46,934 A watch isn't going to win her back. 458 00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:49,103 All a girl wants is her father's time. 459 00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:51,856 Well, I blew that. All I can do now is make up for it. 460 00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:53,482 Why don't you just buy a new watch? 461 00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:55,026 What is so special about that watch? 462 00:28:55,109 --> 00:28:56,712 Because it's my fucking watch. Okay! 463 00:28:56,736 --> 00:29:00,823 Iwon it in the Dallas speedway in 1976 in a neck-and-neck with flip Jackson. 464 00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:05,661 And that watch means something to her. So, if! Have to bear wrestle 465 00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:08,080 an alligator to prove that I still care about her, 466 00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:09,916 then, god damn it, that's what I'm gonna do. 467 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,586 Ooh! Well, what about me? 468 00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:17,006 What am I supposed to do while you Wade into the heart of darkness? 469 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:18,299 Stand on the shore? 470 00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:21,010 Wait to be eaten alive by some tsetse horde? 471 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,012 I don't care. 472 00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:27,934 I should have had another gin and tonic. 473 00:30:03,928 --> 00:30:05,972 Hello, can I help you? 474 00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:08,454 I'm an old friend of John's. 475 00:30:09,058 --> 00:30:10,226 From the military. 476 00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:14,814 Captain Larry trainor. 477 00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:17,316 I can't believe it. 478 00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:21,320 - The bandages. - Yeah. 479 00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:25,741 Yeah, I was just in the neighborhood, 480 00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:28,577 - and iwondered if he... - Of course. Come in. 481 00:30:44,385 --> 00:30:46,804 He's been drifting in and out. 482 00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:51,851 And your ears must have been burning, 'cause he keeps saying your name. 483 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:22,548 Larry. 484 00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:26,886 You son of a bitch. 485 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:30,473 I can't believe you came. 486 00:31:32,016 --> 00:31:33,016 Hey. 487 00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:38,897 I... 488 00:31:40,316 --> 00:31:41,734 I thought it was all a dream. 489 00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:45,237 I had a bad fever for about a week. 490 00:31:45,863 --> 00:31:48,032 I conked out. I saw the white light. 491 00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:50,201 I thought, "well, John, old boy, 492 00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:52,369 it was a good run. 493 00:31:53,788 --> 00:31:56,665 Wheels up. All systems go." 494 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,798 But when I got closer to the light... 495 00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:09,970 I saw you. 496 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:13,808 Good god. 497 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:18,104 That steak sandwich was fucking awesome, wasn't it? 498 00:32:19,647 --> 00:32:22,316 I'd go back to that motel in a heartbeat. 499 00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:31,117 I gotta be honest with you. 500 00:32:32,910 --> 00:32:35,913 At this stage in my life, I'm too old to ask how. 501 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:42,002 You're here, Larry. 502 00:32:48,551 --> 00:32:49,552 You're here. 503 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:58,686 It's so romantic in here, amongst the diapers and decongestant, isn't it? 504 00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:03,899 Let's go to the porch. 505 00:33:06,110 --> 00:33:09,029 And, if you don't mind, darling, 506 00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:12,867 - I need a lift. - You got it. 507 00:33:23,586 --> 00:33:25,045 Up we go. 508 00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:30,634 Good god, you're still so strong. 509 00:33:48,277 --> 00:33:51,071 What I said in the bar, it was selfish of me 510 00:33:51,155 --> 00:33:54,158 to bring my crap into our fantasy. I'm sorry. 511 00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:57,703 Are you kidding? I'm here because of what you said. 512 00:33:58,245 --> 00:33:59,705 Part of me hoped you'd come. 513 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:03,209 Let's face it, other than evette, I got no one left. 514 00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:05,294 Everyone's croaked. 515 00:34:06,503 --> 00:34:07,796 That's what they don't tell you. 516 00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:10,799 You enter wearing diapers and eating baby food, 517 00:34:11,008 --> 00:34:12,968 and you exit the same damned way. 518 00:34:15,346 --> 00:34:16,680 It's just my way of saying, 519 00:34:18,349 --> 00:34:20,059 I'm very glad you came, 520 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:22,728 Larry trainor. 521 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:32,923 This is where she said to meet, right? 522 00:34:37,826 --> 00:34:38,869 Where the hell is she? 523 00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:42,331 She's old. Give her a minute. 524 00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:46,418 Dude, this aggro thing is not working for you. 525 00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:49,922 - Talk to me. - Okay, look, uh... 526 00:34:54,218 --> 00:34:55,219 I'm all jacked up. 527 00:34:56,136 --> 00:34:57,680 - Okay. Meaning? - Meaning... 528 00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:01,058 When the beard hunter came at me, grid went haywire, 529 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,977 activated my Sonic Cannon. 530 00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:07,356 I could have taken out Rita, negative spirit, you. 531 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:11,735 - Okay, so how's grid now? - I don't know. 532 00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:15,614 - I turned it off. - Isn't it like an integral part of you? 533 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:17,782 Yeah. 534 00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:20,160 The totally fucked up part, with a mind of its own. 535 00:35:20,244 --> 00:35:22,663 But how can you even move? Doesn't grid control, like, 536 00:35:23,414 --> 00:35:25,624 - all your parts? - No. Grid's just my software. 537 00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:27,626 Still. Do you think you should have just... 538 00:35:27,710 --> 00:35:28,961 I had to do what I had to do. 539 00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:30,337 So I had to shut that shit down. 540 00:35:31,922 --> 00:35:33,048 Have you ever felt like 541 00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:35,467 there's something inside of you that could do major damage 542 00:35:35,551 --> 00:35:36,844 if you don't take control? 543 00:35:36,927 --> 00:35:38,887 I feel like that all the fucking time. 544 00:35:39,263 --> 00:35:42,308 The difference is I legitimately have no control. 545 00:35:42,558 --> 00:35:44,226 I can't just shut that shit down. 546 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,812 Okay? If I could, I would have done it a long time ago. 547 00:35:48,147 --> 00:35:50,274 Why not just suck it up and call your dad? 548 00:35:52,609 --> 00:35:54,945 - The painting. - Dude, I saw that painting 549 00:35:55,029 --> 00:35:57,197 when I was inside a donkey. 550 00:35:58,073 --> 00:35:59,700 It's mind-fuckery-vomit art 551 00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:01,410 from the fetid mind of Mr. Nobody, dude. 552 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:02,703 I mean, consider the source. 553 00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:05,164 Except it's happening. I saw it with my own eyes. 554 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,083 The machine's taking over. 555 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:09,877 And I can't stop it. 556 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:11,502 Fuck. 557 00:36:11,962 --> 00:36:12,962 What about you? 558 00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:15,924 Why are you suddenly interested in rescuing the chief? 559 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:21,847 I just can't stop thinking about that old folks home. 560 00:36:23,265 --> 00:36:24,475 The doom patrol. 561 00:36:26,435 --> 00:36:28,812 Chief was gonna look me up there, and I deserve to know why. 562 00:36:29,021 --> 00:36:30,498 The chief has his reasons for everything. 563 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:31,732 Then I need to hear it. 564 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:32,983 From him. 565 00:36:33,984 --> 00:36:34,985 He owes me that. 566 00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:37,630 I know you were with him. I fucking saw you. 567 00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:40,294 - Don't fucking lie to me! - I'm not lying to you. I swear! 568 00:36:40,324 --> 00:36:42,034 - Bullshit! - Get off of me! 569 00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:43,969 - I'll be right back. - Come here! 570 00:36:43,994 --> 00:36:45,037 Where you going? 571 00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:47,682 Now you want to make me chase you? 572 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:48,707 Leave her alone! 573 00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:50,018 Don't you walk away from me! 574 00:36:50,042 --> 00:36:51,682 - Come here. - Get away! Get away! 575 00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:54,439 - All I want to do is talk to you. - Leave me alone! 576 00:36:54,463 --> 00:36:56,590 - I promise. - Hello, young man. 577 00:36:56,673 --> 00:36:59,259 Oh, hey, you must be Dolores. 578 00:36:59,635 --> 00:37:00,844 Look at my elbow. 579 00:37:02,596 --> 00:37:04,932 Get back here! I'MMA find you all right. 580 00:37:05,015 --> 00:37:07,559 Hey, fucko! Keep your hands off her! 581 00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:09,060 Look at my elbow. 582 00:37:10,479 --> 00:37:12,189 Look at my fist, motherfucker! 583 00:37:24,410 --> 00:37:25,744 Go, go, go! 584 00:37:25,828 --> 00:37:27,371 Go, go, go! 585 00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:29,289 God damn it! 586 00:37:30,249 --> 00:37:31,333 Vic, did you see that? 587 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:33,751 Vic! 588 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:36,922 Vic! 589 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:41,385 Frances! Frances! 590 00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:44,888 Frances, where the fuck are you? 591 00:37:45,139 --> 00:37:46,849 This is utter madness, cliff! 592 00:37:47,683 --> 00:37:49,685 We have paddled through this stretch of swamp 593 00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:52,604 three times, and we still haven't seen Frances. 594 00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:55,107 It's starting to get dark soon. 595 00:37:55,399 --> 00:37:56,608 We have to turn back. 596 00:37:56,692 --> 00:37:58,420 I'm gonna find that watch, and give it to Clara. 597 00:37:58,444 --> 00:38:00,171 If I find that watch, everything will be better. 598 00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,798 I'm gonna find that watch and give it to Clara. 599 00:38:01,822 --> 00:38:04,908 - If I find that watch, everything will... - Or you could just talk to her! 600 00:38:05,701 --> 00:38:06,869 And say what? 601 00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:11,081 Everything I could possibly say would be totally stupid as fuck! 602 00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:15,669 "Hi, I'm your dad, but I died, and I'm a robot now. 603 00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:19,465 I'm just a brain in a tin can, but, hey, even though I've been 604 00:38:19,548 --> 00:38:23,469 robot non grata for 30 years, and I don't expect you to like me, 605 00:38:23,552 --> 00:38:27,556 and you certainly don't have to love me, but I just wanted to say, 'I'm sorry."' 606 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:31,310 yes! That's exactly what you would say. 607 00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:34,813 But if I find the watch, I'll be her hero. 608 00:38:34,897 --> 00:38:36,648 And she'll know how much I care. 609 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:40,152 No more time for words. From now on, only deeds. 610 00:38:41,612 --> 00:38:44,990 Frances! Where the fuck are you! 611 00:38:45,449 --> 00:38:48,494 I want that fucking watch! I need that fucking watch! 612 00:38:48,577 --> 00:38:51,955 I want that fucking watch! I need that fucking... fucking 613 00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:56,293 watch! 614 00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:06,969 Cliff? 615 00:39:09,515 --> 00:39:10,974 Are you okay? 616 00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:14,061 Cliff? 617 00:39:23,779 --> 00:39:27,950 Oh, my god, you've fried your brain, you stupid idiot! 618 00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:30,202 How are we gonna get you out of here, now? 619 00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:40,754 I didn't survive forbidden Congo just to die 620 00:39:40,837 --> 00:39:43,507 in some goddamn swamp! 621 00:39:44,508 --> 00:39:46,635 Cliff! 622 00:39:49,221 --> 00:39:50,221 I'm here. 623 00:39:55,435 --> 00:39:56,520 Let's go home. 624 00:39:58,397 --> 00:39:59,731 Let's! 625 00:40:08,407 --> 00:40:09,491 Are you coming? 626 00:40:10,659 --> 00:40:12,744 No, you... you go ahead. 627 00:40:13,203 --> 00:40:14,204 Okay. 628 00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:55,661 Now, 629 00:40:57,372 --> 00:40:59,333 tell me all about you. 630 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,363 There's nothing to tell. 631 00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:04,713 There must be something. You have the strength of a 20-year-old. 632 00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:09,134 What do you do to stay so virile? And please don't tell me yoga. 633 00:41:10,469 --> 00:41:12,638 I can't tell if you're laughing under that gauze. 634 00:41:12,721 --> 00:41:14,222 It's fucking yoga. I knew it. 635 00:41:14,848 --> 00:41:16,767 No. More like rhip. 636 00:41:16,850 --> 00:41:18,644 I haven't heard that since the service. 637 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:20,771 "Rank has its privileges"? 638 00:41:20,854 --> 00:41:22,481 No, "radiation has its perks." 639 00:41:23,106 --> 00:41:24,316 I'll be damned. 640 00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:30,405 Guess there's always a silver lining, lar. 641 00:41:31,031 --> 00:41:36,745 So there's been no one special in your life for 60 years? Come on. 642 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:39,539 What about your wife, sheryl? 643 00:41:40,749 --> 00:41:42,376 She died of cancer in '89. 644 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,503 Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. 645 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:47,047 We weren't close, but thank you. 646 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:48,590 And the boys? 647 00:41:56,890 --> 00:41:58,183 Why put this on them? 648 00:41:59,935 --> 00:42:01,019 What good would it do? 649 00:42:02,521 --> 00:42:07,067 The truth is, I haven't really lived much since the accident. 650 00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:11,697 You were my last real thing. 651 00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:15,867 And I still feel bad about sending you away. 652 00:42:20,747 --> 00:42:21,915 It wasn't easy. 653 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:24,793 But... 654 00:42:26,753 --> 00:42:28,088 Igotoveryou. 655 00:42:30,173 --> 00:42:31,425 Eventually. 656 00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:36,346 And I moved on. 657 00:42:41,143 --> 00:42:42,436 You should too. 658 00:42:50,736 --> 00:42:54,322 You know, when I told you I loved you, at the motel, 659 00:42:57,409 --> 00:42:58,409 I meant it. 660 00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:02,122 I wanted you to know that. 661 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:04,791 In case I don't get another chance to tell you. 662 00:43:13,967 --> 00:43:15,927 I'm not dead, yet, for Christ's sake! 663 00:43:21,224 --> 00:43:24,394 You really haven't fucked anyone since jfk? 664 00:43:24,686 --> 00:43:26,396 My god, Larry! 665 00:43:32,903 --> 00:43:34,143 Now that I think of it, 666 00:43:35,781 --> 00:43:38,408 there is a relationship I want to tell you about. 667 00:43:40,410 --> 00:43:42,329 Go on. Go on. 668 00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:46,792 It's not a traditional relationship, perse, but_ 669 00:43:50,295 --> 00:43:51,838 There's something inside me. 670 00:43:54,508 --> 00:43:55,842 I wouldn't say we're friends. 671 00:43:56,510 --> 00:43:57,510 But... 672 00:43:59,805 --> 00:44:01,973 There's definitely a connection there. 673 00:44:04,059 --> 00:44:05,977 For years, I didn't know 674 00:44:07,646 --> 00:44:10,273 what it was, or what it wanted. 675 00:44:12,108 --> 00:44:13,693 But now, I think I might. 676 00:44:21,785 --> 00:44:22,785 Hey... 677 00:44:37,968 --> 00:44:39,469 Sleep well, my friend. 678 00:45:29,853 --> 00:45:30,853 Thank you. 679 00:46:15,023 --> 00:46:16,358 I'll be with you in a sec. 680 00:47:13,957 --> 00:47:14,958 Hello, Victor. 681 00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:16,835 Darren Jones. 682 00:47:17,377 --> 00:47:19,713 I greatly enjoyed our meeting on Danny the street, 683 00:47:19,796 --> 00:47:22,924 but I thought this time, we'd get together on my turf. 684 00:47:24,217 --> 00:47:25,802 Welcome to the ant farm.