1 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,843 He's waking up. 2 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,562 Can you hear me, Mr. Hanks? 3 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,395 What's going on? 4 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:31,733 Try to relax. 5 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,406 Do you know your name? 6 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:36,951 Raff Hanks. 7 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:38,160 Great. 8 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,371 Do you know who the president is? 9 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:45,877 Four more years! Four more years! 10 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:49,873 Four more years! Four more years! 11 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:57,006 Four more years! Four more years! 12 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,344 Four more years! 13 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:02,719 - Well, you did it. - We did it. 14 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:04,186 Four more years! 15 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:06,897 - Stevens did it. - All right. 16 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:11,315 But with our help. Our numbers, our data. 17 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:13,358 We gave him this election. 18 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:16,775 Can you not jinx things? I mean, no one's even counted any votes yet. 19 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:19,194 Oh, God. 20 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:20,911 I almost forgot. 21 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,949 Guess what came in the mail today. 22 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,825 Hmm. Subtle. 23 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:28,248 They never thought Stevens would get reelected. 24 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,142 Especially not with me running his campaign. 25 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:32,790 - They were wrong. - Again, can you just not jinx things? 26 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:36,006 Come on, you've seen the polls. You see the crowds? 27 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:39,222 We took the most unpopular president in American history, 28 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:41,181 and we turned it around. 29 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:44,223 I want Justin Timberlake to play me in the HBO movie. 30 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,124 You really think they're going to turn this into a movie? 31 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:47,480 Of course they are. 32 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:50,266 It's only the greatest comeback in American history. 33 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:53,065 Well, now you've really jinxed things, so... 34 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:57,315 Raff, Maura, the results are coming in. The president wants to see you. 35 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:59,654 Stevens! Stevens! Stevens! 36 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:03,655 Stevens! Stevens! Stevens! Stevens! 37 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,999 It all started out so well. 38 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:10,586 Do you know why you're here, Raff... who did this to you? 39 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:13,005 Do you know where you are? 40 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:14,919 Who are you? 41 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:18,469 I'm here by order of the president of the United States. 42 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,633 Then I'm fucked. 43 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:29,806 Hey. 44 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,855 - Thanks. - Thank you. 45 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,028 What the fuck, Raff?! 46 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,699 Mr. President? 47 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,577 They're saying I just lost New York, 48 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:49,996 lost New Jersey. 49 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,082 I'm from fuckin' New Jersey. 50 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:54,752 I'm Mr. Fuckin' New Jersey! 51 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,795 We're losing the whole goddamn country! 52 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:59,670 - No, my data says... - Oh, your data's horseshit! 53 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:01,546 I listened to you. 54 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,090 I listened to you. Your numbers and your polls 55 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:06,764 and your fancy data and your high-tech baloney. 56 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:10,388 And guess what? I lost. 57 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:13,107 I am a one-term joke. 58 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:16,148 I'm a diaper filled with baby shit, 59 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:19,522 and it is all your fault! 60 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:21,483 Fuck! 61 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:28,824 Raff, listen, it's gonna be okay. All right? 62 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,666 You can come back from this. 63 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,207 I mean, you're the wunderkind, right? 64 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,092 Voters are angry. 65 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:42,379 After two years in office, the president is facing 66 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,756 increasing criticism for his handling of the economy, 67 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,133 increasing crime, the environment, and foreign policy. 68 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:49,135 I mean, the world is a mess. 69 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,513 And these politicians, they're not helping anybody. 70 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,008 We should just throw out the whole system, start over again. 71 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:56,021 Well, let me ask my distinguished panel. 72 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:59,146 What should the president do about the situation in the Middle East? 73 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:00,692 Thanks for asking, Sam. 74 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:04,363 "Well, you're one of the most admired political minds in the business." 75 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:07,036 That I am, Sam. 76 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,246 That I am. 77 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,909 I just can't pay my rent. 78 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,212 Hey, buddy. 79 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,708 You really ran Stevens' campaign? 80 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:25,513 I did. I ran it right into the ground. 81 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:30,927 In lighter news... 82 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:33,437 Tommy, come on, hit me with another. 83 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:37,525 ...look no further than 11-year-old YouTube sensation Oliver Foley. 84 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:41,566 His latest video is racking up millions of hits because 85 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,107 Oliver's running for president. 86 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:47,485 Oh, hey, hi. I'm Oliver Henry Foley, 87 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:52,498 and I'm announcing my candidacy for president of the USA. 88 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:55,831 Here's why. I want people to be nice to each other. 89 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:59,839 I really do. I know it sounds cheesy, but it's the truth. 90 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:03,130 And it's a good enough reason to run for president as any. 91 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:05,469 I also believe that everyone should go to school 92 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:06,838 and play video games, 93 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,098 because it's good for your hand-eye coordination. 94 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:12,511 I may be a kid, but I sure do get America. 95 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,855 It's the land of equality and freedom for everyone. 96 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,065 Except maybe my little sister. 97 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:19,934 You should run that kid's campaign. 98 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,568 He tells it like it is. 99 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:24,780 - That's crazy. - Eight million views crazy. 100 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:27,696 Considering all the crap coming out of Washington, 101 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:31,988 - I'd vote for that kid in a heartbeat. - Me, too. I like what he's saying. 102 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:34,581 He's a little cutie. 103 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:44,630 Meet Raff Hanks, a wunderkind. 104 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:48,596 Once the most successful campaign manager of his generation. 105 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:52,763 Now Raff finds himself in a valley of booze and regret. 106 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:57,104 One filled with bad choices and even worse polling. 107 00:05:57,232 --> 00:06:00,725 He's about to embark on a misguided road to redemption. 108 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,734 And on his way back to the top, 109 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:07,358 he'll have to take a dark detour through The Twilight Zone. 110 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,287 You're traveling through another dimension, 111 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:16,874 a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. 112 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:20,127 It is the middle ground between light and shadow, 113 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:22,872 between science and superstition. 114 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,462 And it lies between the pit of one's fears 115 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:28,337 and the summit of one's knowledge. 116 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:31,509 You are now traveling through a dimension of imagination. 117 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:35,055 You've just crossed over into The Twilight Zone. 118 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:43,936 Mr. Hanks, you did a great service for our country. 119 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,857 Jesus. 120 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:47,776 Our country? 121 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,073 I saw an angle, man. 122 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,818 I saw my shot, I took it. 123 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,454 Ah! 124 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:31,983 Mmm. This really is delicious. 125 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,118 Mmm. 126 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,445 Tuesdays is spaghetti, and Wednesdays is hamburgers. 127 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,955 - Cheeseburgers. - Cheeseburgers, if you're into that. 128 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,666 Can you pass the parmesan cheese? 129 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,123 - Oliver. - Yeah? 130 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:45,337 Do you really want to be president? 131 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,173 Yep. I'm sick of all the war stuff 132 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,714 and the environment stuff and the fact that 133 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,962 everybody lies all the time 134 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,636 and that we only get two weeks off at Christmas break. 135 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:59,010 Wait. If Oliver gets to be president, do I get to be vice president? 136 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:02,559 Uh, maybe, honey. Eat your salad. 137 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,728 I first started my YouTube channel 138 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:07,522 because my friend Charlie had one, and I wanted one, too. 139 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,483 Then I started vlogging about Minecraft, 140 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,342 which was sort of boring because Minecraft is 141 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:13,904 for little kids, and I'm not little anymore. 142 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:17,403 Then I started vlogging about Fortnite, which got me a bunch of views. 143 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:19,656 But then I decided to run for president, 144 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:22,408 and I got 12 million views. 145 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:23,910 And then you showed up. 146 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,128 And then I showed up. 147 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,373 That's what I just said. 148 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:34,053 Really, Raff, why are you here? 149 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,259 I know this thing has gotten a lot of coverage, 150 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:38,348 but he's a kid, it's a joke. 151 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:39,887 Not to me. 152 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,307 People are really responding to what Oliver is saying. 153 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:44,226 - He's 11. - It's a technicality. 154 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:45,810 To being president. 155 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,901 Listen, your name will be on the ballot. He'll just be the one in charge. 156 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:53,110 Oh. This is getting better and better. 157 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,358 Listen, Andrew Johnson was a tailor. 158 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,322 Teddy Roosevelt was a rancher. 159 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,990 Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer. 160 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:02,832 This country is very open to leaders without political baggage. 161 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:06,452 Raff, I googled you. I did some research. 162 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:09,171 I know you've had a hard run. You battled the booze... 163 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:13,710 Joseph, I'm off it, completely. I am a new man. 164 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:17,213 I mean, I am drinking chamomile tea, for the love of Pete. 165 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:20,762 Well, still, we see what you're trying to do here. 166 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:24,349 You're an opportunist. 167 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:26,855 Of course I am. 168 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,275 I need this. 169 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,187 This is what I do. 170 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:38,902 But Oliver, your son, has tapped into something very, very real. 171 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:41,700 He connects with people. 172 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,551 Do you realize how rare that is in politics, 173 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,658 to actually connect with people? 174 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:49,704 I honestly believe Oliver can be president. 175 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,497 Come on, now... 176 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,590 And win or lose, when all this is said and done, 177 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,843 he will have had the experience of a lifetime. 178 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,257 And he will have made enough money from endorsements 179 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:00,927 and TV deals and book deals to pay for his college 180 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:03,847 and Lily's college, the dog's college. 181 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,055 You'll have your face back on TV. 182 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:08,939 Exactly. 183 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,900 Everybody wins, nobody gets hurt. 184 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,403 This is the American dream. 185 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,524 We're making a new video. Lily's gonna film it. 186 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,743 You want to watch? It's gonna be awesome. 187 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,916 - Go. - Go? 188 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,051 - Yes. - Now? 189 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,590 - Go now. - Okay. Here are the ten things 190 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:42,089 I promise the American people if I'm elected president. 191 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,933 Oh. Hi, Homer. 192 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,348 This is Homer. Anyways, 193 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:50,265 number one: jobs. Jobs for everyone. 194 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:54,064 Number two: long weekends, longer vacations. 195 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:57,029 Number three: less Star Wars movies. 196 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,360 Number four: better air to breathe, 197 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,905 which means more bikes and less cars. 198 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,403 Number five: less war. 199 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:09,079 Number six: dogs for dog people and cats for cat people. 200 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:13,329 Number seven: more pancake houses throughout the land, please. 201 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,840 Number eight: free video games for every American! 202 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:20,632 Number nine: every month has to have its own holiday. 203 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:24,006 Number ten: dessert is before dinner! 204 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,477 Got hot dogs waiting on the bus. Ketchup and mustard. 205 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,221 The little juice boxes like you like. 206 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,559 And baby carrots? 207 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,479 Of course. With ranch dressing. I'm no monster. 208 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:38,321 We got CNN and Fox this afternoon, Rachel Maddow tonight. 209 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,609 She's nice. 210 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:42,720 She's super nice. And you promised me the interview with The Times, remember? 211 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,737 Only if we can stop at the water park on the way back to the airport. 212 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,454 You got it. 213 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,037 Hey, what about the song? And the music video? 214 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,081 I get a lot of views with my videos. 215 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,291 Recording studio booked, dancers are rehearsing. 216 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,959 It's been two months now. 217 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,420 You can do better, Raff. 218 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,545 You're right. 219 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,046 I can do better. 220 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:07,266 Wow. The wunderkind and the wunderkind. 221 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,305 Maura McGowan. 222 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:12,145 What are you doing here on the mean streets of rural Iowa? 223 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:15,357 I saw your mug on TV, figured I'd come say hi. 224 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:18,109 You want to get the band back together again, don't you? 225 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,818 I wrote you off after Stevens. 226 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,241 I was wrong. 227 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,110 "I was wrong." 228 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,324 My three favorite words in the English language. 229 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,822 Okay, don't push it. 230 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,915 You know you missed me, Maura. 231 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,576 A little bit. 232 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,164 Good. Come on. 233 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:43,343 So what are we going to do, though, when it all, you know, 234 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:47,431 blows up in our faces? 235 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,772 Look, Mr. Hanks, 236 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,858 we're going to have to operate. Your condition is not stable. 237 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,486 I'm not sure that I ever was. 238 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,403 A stable person would've seen what was happening. 239 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,611 Let's hit it! 240 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,489 ♪ We the people all across the nation 241 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:14,875 ♪ It's about time for a celebration 242 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:17,791 ♪ Bright future is the new sensation 243 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,585 ♪ It's time to break free like summer vacation 244 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,130 ♪ Put your hands up if you feel that 245 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,127 - ♪ Whoa! If you've had enough... - Hey. 246 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,346 - Hey. - Those national ads done yet? 247 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,180 - We have that TV space on hold. - Almost. 248 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,517 Oliver hasn't signed off yet completely, but he will. 249 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,761 - He will. - I hope so. 250 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,229 You know, his last set of notes were four pages long, 251 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,600 all handwritten and mostly involved inserting more shots of his dog. 252 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:42,986 He's smart. The kid's smart. 253 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,605 Hey! 254 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,949 I know. So good. 255 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,784 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, yee-haw! 256 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,403 ♪ Young enough to hope 257 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,496 ♪ O-o-o-old enough to vote 258 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,282 We can do this! 259 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:56,778 That's a cut! 260 00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,835 Yeah, nice. 261 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:05,088 - Man, that kid is cute, though. - Fuckin' A he is. 262 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,489 I'm sorry, we have that doctor's appointment to get to now. 263 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,927 - No way, Mom! - Oliver, do not argue with your mother. 264 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,551 - I'm not going! I'm not. - You're going to the doctor. 265 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:14,802 End of discussion. 266 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:15,973 - No! - Yes! 267 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,812 - Bullshit! - Oliver! 268 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,432 I hate the doctor. It's always some old man 269 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,434 with bad breath stabbing me with needles. 270 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,090 The doctor is just there to make sure that you are good and healthy. 271 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,652 I am healthy! I just danced for, like, five hours! 272 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:30,197 You're going to the doctor. End of discussion, young man. 273 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,827 - I hate you! - Oliver! 274 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:35,618 I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! 275 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,457 I hate you. I hate you. 276 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:43,084 I saw what I wanted to. 277 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,424 Let's hit it! 278 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:47,252 ♪ It's self-evident Oliver for president 279 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,471 ♪ He's the one we need to be the White House resident 280 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,341 Well, Oliver's not one of these greasy-palmed hucksters. 281 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,100 We got plenty of those. 282 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:58,137 There's something inspirational about starting off with someone fresh. 283 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,584 You know, someone that believes in the things that I believe in. 284 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,520 ♪ Young enough to ho-o-o-o-ope 285 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:03,893 ♪ Old enough to vote 286 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,936 He wants to make this country stronger. 287 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,549 I mean, he wants to bring us back to basics, 288 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,439 back to what made this... this nation great. 289 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:10,861 My grandkids love him. 290 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,432 He's making promises just like a politician would, 291 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,823 but Oliver Foley is undeniably different. 292 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:21,168 There's a momentum here of a kind I haven't seen before. 293 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,773 It doesn't matter how old he is to me. 294 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,775 He could be eight years old, he could be eight months old for all I care. 295 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,210 He's got my vote. 296 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,445 What's amazing is that this kid is in the race at all, 297 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,335 let alone now just six points down 298 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,087 in the latest national polls. 299 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:36,350 Oliver Foley has captured the imagination of the American public. 300 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,343 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, yee-haw! 301 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,686 ♪ Young enough to hope 302 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:43,353 - ♪ O-o-o-old enough to vote - We can do this! 303 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,649 Oliver, your competitors have called you "uninformed, 304 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:53,739 ill-informed, or not informed at all" when it comes to global politics. 305 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,611 Can you respond to their complaints? 306 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:59,581 What do you feel we should be doing with our troops still in Iraq? 307 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,837 I... I'm glad you asked me about Iraq. 308 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:08,044 It's... It's an... It's an intriguing question, 309 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,759 and it is well worth answering, 310 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:14,968 just not in 60-second sound-bites. 311 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:18,513 Wait. Hold on. I don't even know what that fucking means. 312 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,224 - Language. - Sorry, but this is ridiculous. 313 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,195 He hasn't memorized anything I've asked him to, 314 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,854 and the first primary debate is one week away. 315 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,436 I don't know why you hired me. He can't be coached. 316 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,775 - It's a goddamn shit-show. - Enough! 317 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,358 You're right, I don't know why I hired you, it was a mistake. 318 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,401 Frankly, we don't need another canned answer 319 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,073 that people are gonna know is baloney. 320 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:41,119 He's gonna be embarrassed. It's a joke and he's a sideshow. 321 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,709 A sideshow who's only six points down in Iowa 322 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:48,247 and whose latest music video has 56 million views. 323 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,499 He's got you there, Larry. Kid knows his YouTube. 324 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,223 Larry... 325 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:58,806 ...you're fired. 326 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,310 Is he right, Raff? 327 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,066 Am I gonna be embarrassed? 328 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:14,152 We have had decades of politicians who claim to know everything, 329 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,071 and where has that taken this country, Oliver? 330 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,283 It's taken us straight into the crapper. 331 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,790 You're gonna be fine. 332 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,875 You just do your thing, okay? 333 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,207 Thanks, Raff. 334 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,792 Oh. 335 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,305 I mean, I guess I don't really understand taxes, 336 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,644 if that's really your qu... question. I mean, 337 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,685 taxes are good, except when they're bad. 338 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,228 But they're mostly good, right? 339 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,309 - Um... Uh... - Wow. 340 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,859 Uh, except in Monopoly, then they're bad. 341 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:58,075 - And... - Hey, nice work there, guys. 342 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,576 Real car accident. 343 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,240 - You know what, Pete? - Just leave it. 344 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,141 We were worried there for a little while, but this? 345 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,747 This is beautiful. 346 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,312 I think there's a dogcatcher race in Florenceville Junction, Raff. 347 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,077 Maybe you could get on that campaign. 348 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,857 That's really funny. That's really funny. 349 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,964 - Okay... Just let it go. - Congratulations. 350 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,958 We trusted you. 351 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,133 Listen, your boy's gonna get his sea legs soon, I know it. 352 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,717 I can feel it. He's gonna be fine. 353 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,932 His sea legs? This is a disaster. 354 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,899 - No. Joseph... - They're destroying him, Raff. 355 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,095 - They're destroying my boy. - No, he's gonna be f... 356 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,973 Lily, Lily, sweetheart... He's gonna be... You guys. 357 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,766 Come on. You guys... 358 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,529 Mom? 359 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,699 Mom? Mom? 360 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,205 Mom. 361 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,590 Try to relax. 362 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,056 If you're gonna do it, just do it. 363 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:10,727 The doctor was held up. He's on a... different level. 364 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,099 He's on his way. 365 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,021 - God! - Mr. Hanks! 366 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:17,188 Put me under! Save my life or let me die, man! 367 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,948 Two days before Iowa votes in the first caucus 368 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,494 or primary of the season, the race is truly shaping up 369 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,709 after the embarrassing flameout of 11-year-old Oliver Foley 370 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,962 in a disastrous campaign led by Raff Hanks, 371 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:38,004 one that will be analyzed and joked about for decades to... 372 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:43,013 - Thanks for taking pity on me, Tommy. - I don't have pity on you, Raff. 373 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,223 I just don't want you crying in the bar again. 374 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,762 Scares the customers. 375 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,352 Right. 376 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:59,109 Well, so much for that chamomile tea phase, huh? 377 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,860 Yeah, I replaced it with the "decimate your liver" phase. 378 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,570 It's much more enjoyable. 379 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,787 Tommy, would you get this fine lady a bourbon on the rocks, please? 380 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,782 - Make it a double, please. - Oh, that's my girl. 381 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,158 How you holding up? 382 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,827 Well, better than you are, apparently. 383 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:18,089 Thanks. Oh, wow. 384 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,720 So what are you doing here? I got things to do. 385 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,010 I got nuts to eat. I got beer to cry into. 386 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,052 No, I really am here, actually, to see how you're doing. 387 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:35,646 And from the looks of things, it's... not a pretty picture. 388 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,480 You know what the worst part is? 389 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,063 Hmm? 390 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,518 I started this whole thing to get out of the mess I was in, 391 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:47,907 but somewhere along the line, I started liking what the kid was saying. 392 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,493 - Uh-oh. - Yeah. 393 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:53,583 Not the whole "I actually believe my candidate" story. 394 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,293 I do believe in him. 395 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,876 All right, he didn't know shit about the tax code. 396 00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,589 But he was human. 397 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,570 He was vulnerable, and that's more than I can say 398 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,005 about everybody else up there. 399 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:06,005 You know, I never should have let him go on the debate stage. 400 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,676 He should've kept making his videos. 401 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,674 We could've done one about world peace. 402 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,927 He could've been holding a homemade globe, 403 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,832 and everyone would have eaten it up, and no one 404 00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,018 - would give a shit about the debate. - You know what? 405 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:19,109 - It's too late now. Right? - Yeah. 406 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,486 Yeah, it's too late. 407 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,732 You know, I actually stopped by their place. 408 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,401 - The Foleys. - You did? How they doing? 409 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,949 Um... To be expected. 410 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,738 Maybe... 411 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:33,581 a little bit worse. 412 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,709 Well, you know their dog, Homer? 413 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,203 Yeah? 414 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,422 He's got some kind of cancer. He's gonna die. 415 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,882 No. No. 416 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:46,757 - Yeah. - Oh, God, I fucked everything up. 417 00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,596 I even killed their dog. 418 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,219 Oliver says hi, though. 419 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,597 He did? 420 00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:55,182 He doesn't blame you. 421 00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:57,063 He wanted me to tell you that. 422 00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,773 Oh, he's a good kid. 423 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,505 He also wanted me to ask you if you thought it was okay 424 00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:04,317 for him to post a vlog about his dying dog. 425 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,733 - Why not, I guess. - I mean, that's what I said. 426 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:11,282 It's really sad, you know? 427 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,114 I mean, it's sweet how much he... 428 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:17,292 ...cares about that poor animal. 429 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,043 Oh, Jesus. 430 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,587 It's perfect. 431 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,545 A vlog about a dying dog. 432 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,089 Oh, my God, provided it's done correctly, it's perfect. 433 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:33,137 - Raff... - Are we on the ballot still? 434 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,267 Please tell me we are still on the ballot. 435 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,351 It was too late to get us taken off, but... 436 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,690 Raff, what are you doing? 437 00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:44,402 I am getting Oliver Foley elected president of the United States of America. 438 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,863 We're winning this goddamn election! 439 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,574 That's not good. 440 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:59,125 This is Homer. My dog. 441 00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:02,291 He's a Labradoodle. I've known him my whole life. 442 00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:05,416 He's the best dog in the whole wide world. 443 00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,175 He's also dying. 444 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:08,801 He has cancer. 445 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,842 A dog type of cancer that's sort of incurable. 446 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:15,012 Come on. Come over. 447 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:16,976 This is my sister, Lily. 448 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,766 And these are my parents. 449 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:21,702 It's pretty clear I don't know nearly enough 450 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:24,901 to be president alone. But if you elect me, 451 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:28,154 I'll surround myself with the nicest and smartest people. 452 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:30,365 I'll work so hard to make you proud 453 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:33,781 and make sure that you can hug your sick pets longer 454 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:37,618 and that you'll get to spend as many healthy days as possible 455 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,036 with the ones you love. 456 00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:42,582 Because family... family's everything. 457 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:49,584 Let's hit it! 458 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,554 ♪ We the people all across the nation 459 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:55,640 ♪ It's about time for a celebration... 460 00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:58,722 Oliver Foley, surprising every pollster in Iowa, 461 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,811 has won the first caucus. 462 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:03,189 In a stunning come-from-behind upset, 463 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:06,810 11-year-old Oliver Foley has won the Iowa caucus. 464 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,781 I don't know why people are so surprised. 465 00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:13,946 I mean, Oliver really connects with people. 466 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,819 He was the 13th story on the news, 467 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,363 and together we made him headline material. 468 00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:21,561 I mean, after tonight, I think he's poised to win the whole thing. I really do. 469 00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:24,373 Really? All the national polls put him very far behind. 470 00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:26,865 Listen, polls are meaningless when the American people 471 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:31,297 find someone who honestly and truly speaks to their core values. 472 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:34,466 - ♪ O-o-o-o-old enough to vote - We can do this! 473 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:36,840 Hmm. 474 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,913 There he is! Hey! Hey, kid. 475 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:06,536 I'm the President! Yeah! 476 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:15,211 This is so cool. 477 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,217 Yeah! 478 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:20,592 This is the president. Bomb Russia! 479 00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:23,186 I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Don't worry. 480 00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:28,102 - Can't believe I get to live here now. - Well, you're in charge now, Oliver... 481 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:29,859 uh, Mr. President. 482 00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:32,400 You're the leader of the free world. 483 00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:35,281 Well... as leader of the free world, 484 00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:37,776 we need to fulfill my campaign promises. 485 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:40,028 - ASAP. - Absolutely. 486 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:44,245 First off, free video games for every American. 487 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:47,835 Nintendo, PlayStation, whatever they want. 488 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:50,626 Um... Oliver... 489 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,501 Honey, I don't think that we can quite just do that. 490 00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:57,091 - What are you talking about, Mom? - Well, I mean that there are laws. 491 00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:58,550 Congress. 492 00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:00,924 We talked about this, remember, honey? 493 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:05,725 But I promised everyone video games, and you, Mr. Chief of Staff, 494 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:07,643 are gonna make sure that happens. 495 00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:10,017 Well, I'm not quite sure that Congress is gonna 496 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:12,360 go for that, Mr. President, especially 497 00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:14,368 given the way the national debt looks right now. 498 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:16,408 And plus, companies aren't just going to willingly 499 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,283 - give away their games. - Guess they'll just have to. 500 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,697 - Yes, but... - But nothing. 501 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:22,411 They have to. 502 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,121 I made a promise. 503 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:28,789 So, they give away 270 million games 504 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:32,710 to every American, or we put a surcharge tax 505 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:36,755 of a million dollars a Game Boy and put them out of business in a day. 506 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:40,593 The people voted. We have to give 'em what we promised. 507 00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,644 - Hey, Oliver. - "Mr. President." 508 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:49,229 Sorry, Raff, but it sounds really cool. 509 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:50,974 You're right. 510 00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:53,814 Mr. President, maybe we should, uh, hold off 511 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,029 on the video game thing until you get settled in... 512 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:59,570 I'm settled in, Raff, and I know what I want. 513 00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:02,159 And you guys are gonna get that done for me 514 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:04,992 or I'll get other people to get it done for me. 515 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,286 There won't be a shortage of people who want to work 516 00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:10,160 for the new president of the United States. 517 00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:14,922 Now... where's the White House kitchen? 518 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:18,214 I want a triple-scoop chocolate chip mint, 519 00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:21,213 vanilla and coffee ice cream sundae with whipped cream, 520 00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:23,305 chocolate sauce and sprinkles! 521 00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:37,900 I want to make a new vlog of me singing 522 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:40,398 and all these dancers around me dressed like soldiers. 523 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:43,618 Mm-hmm. I'm not sure if vlogging is the best way to communicate. 524 00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:46,328 Of course it is. I want to sing about world peace. 525 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:50,040 The lyrics should be something like, "Either you're with peace, 526 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,076 or you're not," 527 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:54,452 and if they're not, we start to kill off all the dancers. 528 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,668 - Um... - I mean, not for real, obviously. 529 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,918 But in the video, all bloody and stuff. It'll be cool. 530 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:06,307 - Dog selection today, Mr. President. - Finally! 531 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:09,599 Hi. Hello! Oh, yes, you are so sweet. 532 00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:11,767 Hey, come here, come here. 533 00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:13,481 Okay, no. No. 534 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:15,312 No. Maybe. 535 00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:16,980 No. 536 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,853 Maybe. No. 537 00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:20,901 This one! This guy right here! 538 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:22,074 No, no, no, this one. 539 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:25,660 He's perfect. My new Homer. 540 00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:28,530 - It's a female dog, sir. - What? Ew! 541 00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:30,076 What were you thinking? 542 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:31,529 - I thought, um... - Thought what? 543 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:32,826 I want a new Homer! 544 00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:34,960 Does Homer sound like a girl's name to you? 545 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:36,670 Well, there's other dogs here, sir. 546 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,502 Get rid of 'em. I don't want 'em. 547 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:41,047 Um, sir? These dogs were selected from the pound. 548 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:43,132 I don't really care. I don't want them. 549 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:46,301 Okay. It is, however, time for your physical. 550 00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:48,015 Physical? No way. 551 00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:50,121 Well, I'm sorry, Mr. President, but Congress requires 552 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:52,637 that the president get a yearly physical. 553 00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:55,186 - Well, then fire Congress. - We can't quite do that. 554 00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:58,401 Well, I'm not gonna see any doctor. Especially an old man doctor. 555 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:01,646 - Okay, but it's scheduled for today, so... - Well, then un-schedule it. 556 00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:03,648 And never reschedule it. 557 00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:07,118 That's the only real schedule I can get behind. 558 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:09,904 And make a new law: no old doctors. 559 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,952 Everyone okay with that? 560 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:16,369 I said, is everyone okay with that? 561 00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:18,500 Yes, Mr. President. 562 00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:20,544 Yes, Mr. President. 563 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:23,004 Think fast! 564 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,719 - You lose, you lose. - You got me. 565 00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:28,552 - You got me. - Think fast! Ah! 566 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:32,103 - Mr. Chairman, Mitch. Can...? - What is it, Raff? 567 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:34,749 President wants a military parade for his sister's birthday next week. 568 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,459 I am knee-deep in donkey shit trying to organize it. 569 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:39,567 - Right, uh, can I...? - What? Can I what? 570 00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:41,607 Can I get a minute with you? 571 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:44,196 What is it, Raff? You've been out of sorts for weeks. 572 00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:45,565 Um... 573 00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:52,364 - Aren't you a little worried? - I'm always worried. 574 00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:53,910 What's your problem? 575 00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:55,165 Get out of the way! 576 00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:57,577 Mr. President coming through! Get out of my way! 577 00:29:58,714 --> 00:29:59,830 - Hey. - Hey. 578 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,757 Choo-choo! Move it! 579 00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:06,753 Hey, order pizza for everyone. 580 00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:09,756 Don't you think the president seems like a...? 581 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,803 - A kid. - Right. 582 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:14,094 Like a spoiled kid. Like a... 583 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:19,065 Like the most spoiled kid in the history of the world, you know? 584 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:21,272 He's commander-in-chief, this is the greatest country 585 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,687 in the world. President says "Jump," I say "How high?" 586 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,063 I don't care that he's a kid. 587 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,510 Approval rating's through the roof, everybody loves their video games. 588 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:29,947 Strange time to be talking treason, Hanks. 589 00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:32,115 - Treason? - Treason. 590 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,239 No, I'm not talking treason. 591 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:37,037 Sure sounds like it. And I don't like it and I won't have it. 592 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,872 Understood? 593 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:40,582 Understood. 594 00:30:40,714 --> 00:30:41,875 Good. 595 00:30:46,053 --> 00:30:48,921 - Out of my way. - Helen. 596 00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:51,013 - Hey. - Helen. 597 00:30:51,141 --> 00:30:53,929 Oliver's not the president, you are the real president. 598 00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:56,018 Don't you think it's time you intervened? 599 00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:58,308 Intervene? 600 00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:01,308 Why would I do that? 601 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:04,894 Raff, everything you said would come true has. 602 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:06,646 He connects with people. 603 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,239 My child. 604 00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:09,865 He touches people. 605 00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:13,870 Intervening's the last thing I'm gonna do. 606 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:25,777 I say if it's bothering you that much, you should just talk with him. 607 00:31:25,801 --> 00:31:27,383 Okay, it's just hard to know 608 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:29,919 what to say to an 11-year-old who's also the president. 609 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,855 Well, you've done pretty good thus far. 610 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,722 Yeah. It was easier before. 611 00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:37,803 Listen, we're mercenaries, right? 612 00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:39,804 I mean, that's what we are. 613 00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:43,183 Your big mistake was staying with him in the White House. 614 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:47,775 You should have followed me. And I moved on and business is booming. 615 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:50,239 Didn't have to stick around and have regrets, 616 00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:52,484 see how the sausage is made. 617 00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:56,199 It's just, no one seems to be willing to confront him, you know? 618 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:58,243 Even his parents seem cowed. 619 00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:01,831 Well, maybe they are cowed. Or maybe everyone's okay with it. 620 00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:05,546 I mean, sure, he's a little bit bratty, but so are a lot of kids, it's a phase. 621 00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:08,758 Like your chamomile tea phase, it's gonna pass. 622 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:12,049 Raff, you of all people knew what you were getting into 623 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,172 when you decided to run his campaign. 624 00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:18,726 Try and enjoy this moment instead of worrying so much. 625 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:22,472 You're the conquering hero. Right? 626 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:25,566 One of the most famous campaign managers in history. 627 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:30,022 The man who got Oliver Foley elected president. 628 00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:35,864 Thanks. 629 00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:41,039 I tried to do the right thing... 630 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:42,951 ...for once. 631 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:45,996 Mr. Hanks. 632 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:48,339 We're losing him. Get the crash cart in here. 633 00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:05,640 You distracted me, Raff. 634 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:08,184 - Oh, sorry. - It's okay. 635 00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:09,977 I never get a hole-in-one. 636 00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:11,649 And it sucks. 637 00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:14,774 Want to play? 638 00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:17,323 Could use the company. My sister has homework 639 00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:20,993 and the Secretary of Homeland Security sucks at golf. 640 00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:24,659 Um, sure, thank you. 641 00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:31,253 I think Nixon put in the golf thing. 642 00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,626 - But it's so boring, putting. - Mm-hmm. 643 00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:35,544 Who wants to just putt? 644 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:39,264 I want windmills and pirate ships. Those little pencils to keep track. 645 00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:40,678 Right. 646 00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:50,310 - Can I speak candidly? - I don't know. Can you? 647 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,607 Um, I'm a little worried. 648 00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:57,991 So am I, actually. 649 00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:00,619 What do you mean? 650 00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:07,661 I mean... this treason thing's pretty serious. 651 00:34:10,090 --> 00:34:12,833 You like the lighting? I think it's cool. 652 00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:16,344 I'm not being treasonous, Oliver. I'm just worried about a few things. 653 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:17,928 There is a difference. 654 00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:20,055 - Hit your ball, Raff. - Oliver. 655 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:21,390 Putt. 656 00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:33,986 Not bad. 657 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:36,314 My turn. 658 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:43,078 Thing is, Raff... you were my first real supporter. 659 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:45,956 Hurts me that you're not fully backing me. 660 00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:53,005 Fuck! I never get it in on the first try! 661 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:55,253 Oliver, I do back you. 662 00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:57,297 - I just think that the... - No. 663 00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,170 You don't get to think. 664 00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:02,219 You just back me. You back me unconditionally. 665 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,704 Whatever happened to surrounding yourself with the greatest minds 666 00:35:04,728 --> 00:35:06,648 so that you could get the most informed opinions? 667 00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,179 That was your idea. 668 00:35:08,315 --> 00:35:10,272 Your line in that commercial about my dying dog. 669 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,192 My dog's dying, Raff. 670 00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:15,148 He's dying. 671 00:35:15,322 --> 00:35:16,608 I'm such a good actor. 672 00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:19,114 I just pretended Homer was dying. 673 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:21,359 Just to get you back on my team. 674 00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:23,410 No! 675 00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:25,037 I want a hole-in-one! 676 00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:31,419 There! Hole-in-one! I win! 677 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:35,248 - That's not the way it works. - It isn't? 678 00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:37,670 No. 679 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:39,460 I said it was a hole-in-one. 680 00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:43,590 And I'm president. Do you support me or are you treasonous? 681 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:53,979 I'm not treasonous, Oliver. 682 00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:56,815 "Mr. President." 683 00:35:56,946 --> 00:36:00,280 "I'm not treasonous, Mr. President." 684 00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:05,737 I'm not treasonous, Mr. President. 685 00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:07,155 Good. 686 00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:09,949 So, it was a hole-in-one, right? 687 00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:14,621 No. 688 00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:17,673 No, it wasn't. 689 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:22,928 It was not a hole-in-one, Oliver. 690 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:33,518 Gun! He has a gun! Shoot him! 691 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,896 What do you think about Raff Hanks? 692 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:44,400 Oh, I think he's the worst scum of the earth. 693 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:47,194 How dare he try and attack that sweet little boy? 694 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:49,617 The president dodged a bullet. Literally. 695 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:51,018 Raff Hanks got what he deserved. 696 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,561 - He got what he deserved. - Raff Hanks got what he deserved. 697 00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:53,545 Raff Hanks... 698 00:36:53,546 --> 00:36:54,752 ...got what he deserved. 699 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,205 Glad to see you awake, Mr. Hanks. 700 00:36:58,341 --> 00:36:59,798 Was afraid we lost you there. 701 00:37:00,427 --> 00:37:02,043 - What? - You need an operation 702 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,803 on a ruptured spleen and a punctured lung. 703 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:07,844 The president has asked for his very own doctor to help you. 704 00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:09,850 You're not the doctor? 705 00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:12,095 The law does not permit me to be a doctor. 706 00:37:12,272 --> 00:37:14,389 The doctor will be with you shortly. 707 00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:22,689 All right. Let's get this done quick, mister. 708 00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:24,406 No. 709 00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:30,120 - No. - I want to finish my video games. 710 00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:32,573 No! No! 711 00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:41,378 Society is a fragile ecosystem. 712 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,877 Razzle and dazzle people with the right lies 713 00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:47,426 and eventually they'll go blind to the madness 714 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,682 right in front of their faces. 715 00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:53,302 Raff Hanks made a living selling the American dream. 716 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:57,182 But, once sold, he created a true nightmare 717 00:37:57,317 --> 00:37:59,400 that he couldn't buy back. 718 00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:01,898 Especially not here... 719 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:04,904 ...in The Twilight Zone.