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Greetings from Martin's Comedy Movies.

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<i>Now I am the richest person in the world.</i>

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<i>I am the richest person in the world.</i>

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Now I am the richest person in the world.

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I am the richest person in the world. I am...

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<i>Mi capit�n,</i> not another ship in sight.

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Yes, King Carlos should be very pleased.

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Tell me, who is more important to please...

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the King of Spain or God?

10
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Well, God, of course.

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And who is God's personal representative
in this vicinity?

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Well, you are, Your Blessed Rectitude.

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Well, God wants to keep all of it.

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But...

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And anybody who dares "buts"
God's personal representative...

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will soon find his head pierced
and his neck stretched...

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and will go on to meet God very quickly!

18
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Which is more than anybody
could reasonably hope for...

19
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Your Holy Ruthlessness.

20
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Instead, you may bang your head
on the floor until forgiven.

21
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Congratulations, Captain Yellowbeard.

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- I'm glad my plan was a success.
- Your plan, my gold.

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Hands off my treasure, Bosun Moon!

24
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I said hands off!

25
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Do I have to do everything myself?

26
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Come now, don't slow down.

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- Step over him.
- Move it.

28
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- Step out of the way.
- We've got another one here now.

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Over here.

30
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Bloody hell, another one. Bloody witches.

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Corpses, corpses, all day long. Never stops.

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You know, Gilbert, being a prisoner's
not what it was when I came in here.

33
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Here we go.

34
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Whimpering poncies.
They get a leg broken and they faint.

35
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A few fingernails pulled out,
they start crying.

36
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When they stretched me on a rack
for a couple of years...

37
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I didn't go around dying all over the place.

38
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Pathetic. Taking the easy way out like that.

39
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How do you mean exactly?

40
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Dying. He'd only been in 15 years.

41
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You won't catch me dying.
They'll have to kill me before I die.

42
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Many a man has tried, Captain Yellowbeard.

43
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And soon you will be at large again.

44
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With a hand-picked crew
of the hardest buccaneers...

45
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that have ever stained
the seven seas with Spanish blood.

46
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It was most unjust I thought,
locking you up for...

47
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merely doing your duty.

48
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Twenty years for killing 5,000 dagos
and frogs.

49
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Betrayed by me right-hand man,
that bastard Moon.

50
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But he never found out
where you hid the treasure, did he?

51
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No! Nor will he ever.

52
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Where did you hide the treasure, actually?

53
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You won't catch me
with those trick questions.

54
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What really pisses me off, is...

55
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- What is it now?
- You've got a visitor.

56
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I expect that'll be the Queen
with my pardon.

57
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- Hello, sugar drawers.
- What, you again?

58
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Again? I haven't seen you for 15 years.

59
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What is it this time?

60
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Well, what with you being let out
next week...

61
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I thought it was my duty as a wife
to bring you up to date on a few things.

62
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Now, do you remember just before
you were arrested we were having a cuddle?

63
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- I was raping you, if that's what you mean.
- All right.

64
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- Sort of half cuddle, half rape.
- Get on with it, woman!

65
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Well, I haven't told you this before,
because I wanted him to be brought up...

66
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like a gentleman and not a pirate.

67
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Who are you talking about?

68
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- The fruit of your loins, sugar drawers.
- Are you mad, woman?

69
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I haven't got fruit in my loins.
Lice, yes, and proud of them!

70
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It means that we have spawned a son.

71
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Done what?

72
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You have just become the father...

73
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of a 20-year-old bouncing boy called Dan.

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A son. Takes after me, does he?

75
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Well...

76
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By the time I was 20, I'd killed 500 men.

77
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Well, he's not quite so extroverted as you,
but he's...

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- A thief?
- No.

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- A rapist?
- No.

80
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- Bloody hell. I give up. What is he then?
- He's a gardener.

81
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A gardener? A Yellowbeard gardening?
I'll see about that when I'm out.

82
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- What is it now?
- Time's up, sir.

83
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So your son's a gardener, eh?

84
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- There you are, Mr. Pew.
- I said a double.

85
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- Did you?
- I know a double when I hears one. When!

86
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Dan's coming.

87
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Reading as usual.

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There you are, Dan.

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- Got a moment?
- I'm reading something.

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Read, read.

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Read, read, read.

92
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There's more important things in life
than reading, Son.

93
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Keep an ear on the bar,
would you, Mr. Pew?

94
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Right.

95
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If there's one thing I've learned in life...

96
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it's that learning things
never taught me nothing.

97
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- And books is the worst.
- All right, Mother.

98
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Last time I read a book, I was raped.

99
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- So let that be a lesson to you.
- What do you want?

100
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Well, it's about your father.

101
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What about him?

102
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Well, when I said he was dead...

103
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- I was only trying to cushion the blow.
- What blow?

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He's alive.

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He's alive and imprisoned as a pirate.

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A pirate?

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- Like Yellowbeard?
- Very much like Yellowbeard, yes.

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In fact, he is Yellowbeard.

109
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No, thank you, sir.

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Commander Clement, Royal Navy.

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Welcome, Commander Clement.

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Her Majesty's temporary throne room...

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- is in the huge withdrawing room.
- Thank you, Lady Lambourn.

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Lambourn, stop that man
pissing on the hedge.

115
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It's imported!

116
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You, come here! You, stop that at once!

117
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That comes special, all the way from Egypt!

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Next...

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the head of Her Majesty's Secret Service.

120
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Not to be read out loud.

121
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Excuse me. Joking apart.

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Royal Navy Commander Clement.

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The fat one on the throne is the Queen.

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She's not very well today,
so I should kneel upwind of her.

125
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And the thin one is Lady Churchill.
She's the brains of the outfit.

126
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- State your business.
- Your Majesty, we in the Naval Department...

127
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while being keenly aware of recent spirals
in Defense expenditure...

128
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- humbly submit...
- Are you the Prime Minister?

129
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Secret Service.

130
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Charades!

131
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- You're a beekeeper.
- That'll do for her.

132
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- Will it?
- What do you want?

133
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The pirate Yellowbeard
is due to be released in two days...

134
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and despite years of unpleasantness,
he's still told us nothing...

135
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of the treasure he's hidden.

136
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However, I have a detailed plan here.

137
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I doubt if she could manage
more than the label on a gin bottle.

138
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Just tell us.

139
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Well, milady, we'd like you to increase
his sentence, so he's bound to escape...

140
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and make straight for the treasure.
I shall need a fast ship to follow him.

141
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A sensible request, I think, Your Majesty.

142
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The beekeeper would like this signed.

143
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Certainly.

144
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- Come on, move it, you ratbag!
- Get in there!

145
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- Mr. Yellowbeard.
- Captain to you, you scum.

146
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Quite. Sorry, "Captain" Yellowbeard.

147
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Yes. Twenty years ago today,
you were sentenced to jail.

148
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Yes, and now I'm due to be released.

149
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Yes. Or rather no.

150
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You see, 20 years ago...

151
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no one was expected
to live in jail for 20 years.

152
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Filthy, horrendous conditions
that existed then, and, indeed...

153
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still exist today.

154
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So the judge who sentenced you
had no idea you would survive.

155
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Therefore, Her Majesty
has graciously agreed...

156
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to increase your sentence
a further 140 years. Case dismissed.

157
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I've got him!

158
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Sorry.

159
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- Get off of me!
- What are you doing?

160
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Stop him! Stop him!

161
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Get over there where you belong!

162
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- Went well with the Commander then, did it?
- No.

163
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So I can take it you won't be leaving us
just yet, as it were.

164
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They broke their solemn word.

165
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There's governments for you.

166
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I expect they wanted to know
about the treasure.

167
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Yes, and that's something
they'll never know.

168
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Well, until you tell them about the treasure...

169
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the only way you're gonna get out of here
is feet first.

170
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- Open the gate!
- Must be an awful strain...

171
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being the only man in the world
knowing where it's hidden.

172
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Why don't you share the burden
with a friend?

173
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Gilbert.

174
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Mr. Moon?

175
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- Is that you?
- Get a move on, Gilbert.

176
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Coming, Captain. Here I come.

177
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Move, you scum.

178
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- Yellowbeard.
- Who was that stink?

179
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I do wish it didn't have to be
such a rush every time.

180
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What?

181
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I haven't got time for that now!

182
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Well, it's been 20 years
since we had a little cuddle...

183
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and what do you do?
Come in here and give me a kiss?

184
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No. You rush in and hack a hole in the wall.

185
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- Where's the map?
- What map?

186
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If you say you don't know where it is...

187
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I'll nail your tits to the table!

188
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Oh, dear!

189
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I know where it is.

190
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It's burnt.

191
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You burnt my map?

192
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- But only after I copied it.
- Where's the copy?

193
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- When little Dan came along...
- Who's Dan?

194
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My and probably your son!

195
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,666
When little Dan was two minutes old...

196
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I tattooed it on his head.

197
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- Does he know about this?
- No. Nor nobody else, neither.

198
00:19:26,473 --> 00:19:29,738
That's why I kept him
in the cupboard for three years.

199
00:19:30,511 --> 00:19:32,945
That may be why he's a bit odd...

200
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with all these books and reading
and stuff like that.

201
00:19:36,517 --> 00:19:39,748
- Where is he now?
- Lambourn Hall.

202
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Right. I'll go up there and cut his head off.

203
00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:45,515
Where's my pirating outfit?

204
00:19:48,595 --> 00:19:50,187
Royal Navy here.

205
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,894
Where's Yellowbeard?

206
00:19:57,971 --> 00:19:59,438
Yellowbeard!

207
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:04,310
Where is Yellowbeard?

208
00:20:04,878 --> 00:20:06,277
He's...

209
00:20:07,881 --> 00:20:08,870
He's...

210
00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:11,677
He's...

211
00:20:13,287 --> 00:20:14,276
He's...

212
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:16,077
He's...

213
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- gone!
- Gone!

214
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:23,289
Well...

215
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if he's gone, you must have seen him.

216
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:28,993
No.

217
00:20:29,069 --> 00:20:30,934
Who's the pretty boy?

218
00:20:37,811 --> 00:20:39,039
Shut up!

219
00:20:46,987 --> 00:20:48,420
And what's this?

220
00:20:49,389 --> 00:20:53,291
That's Lord Lambourn's waistcoat.
He's such a kind man.

221
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:57,296
He thinks of everybody.
He left those here in case you escaped...

222
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- and needed a change of clothing.
- I'm sure I killed the last one I raped.

223
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,530
It can't have been you.

224
00:21:04,004 --> 00:21:07,531
The after-play was a bit on the rough side...

225
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but not fatal, dear.

226
00:21:11,011 --> 00:21:14,208
What's this Dan, or whatever you call him,
look like?

227
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He looks a little bit
like Lord Lambourn, actually.

228
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But a bit more like you.
Much more like you, in fact.

229
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Yellowbeard. A tall, rough man
with a big yellow beard.

230
00:21:44,077 --> 00:21:45,908
That's our agent, sir.

231
00:21:48,615 --> 00:21:50,139
Did you see...

232
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- He's blind, you stupid sod!
- I may be blind...

233
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but I have acute hearing.

234
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I'm not interested in your jewelry,
cloth eyes. I'm trying to conduct...

235
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Yellowbeard...

236
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- was here.
- How do you know it was him?

237
00:22:07,134 --> 00:22:08,863
Because he sounded...

238
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about 47...

239
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and his clothing gave off
the unmistakable fibrous crackling sound...

240
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,871
- of the 80% hessian...
- Which way did he go?

241
00:22:18,946 --> 00:22:22,040
Whilst the deafening
rustling of his beard...

242
00:22:22,115 --> 00:22:26,484
- indicated a length of not...
- Which way did he go?

243
00:22:33,827 --> 00:22:36,091
- Upstairs.
- Come on!

244
00:22:43,604 --> 00:22:46,471
- Where's Yellowbeard?
- He's in prison, isn't he?

245
00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:49,998
Your husband escaped this evening.
We know he came straight here.

246
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:54,207
Come to think of it,
somebody did come in here a while back...

247
00:22:54,281 --> 00:22:58,183
- but I don't think it was my husband.
- These are his clothes.

248
00:22:58,552 --> 00:23:03,046
Wait a minute.
Somebody did pop in and rape me.

249
00:23:03,123 --> 00:23:06,388
- These must be his clothes.
- That's Yellowbeard, all right.

250
00:23:07,227 --> 00:23:09,525
Prison has reformed him.

251
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,861
He never bothered to take his clothes off
in the old days.

252
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:15,993
- Where did he go?
- I've no idea.

253
00:23:16,069 --> 00:23:19,197
Right, Mansell. Bring those clothes.
We'll need a scent.

254
00:23:19,973 --> 00:23:22,168
- For the dogs.
- Right.

255
00:23:36,323 --> 00:23:37,620
Yellowbeard?

256
00:23:44,097 --> 00:23:46,622
- Evening, Gilbert.
- Now look here, Pew.

257
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:49,863
- I'm all ears.
- Those two gentlemen that just left...

258
00:23:49,936 --> 00:23:52,166
you didn't tell them everything you heard,
did you, shipmate?

259
00:23:52,239 --> 00:23:53,501
What gentlemen?

260
00:23:53,573 --> 00:23:55,632
I didn't hear you mention
much about a map.

261
00:23:55,709 --> 00:23:58,473
- What map?
- Yellowbeard's map.

262
00:23:58,912 --> 00:24:03,508
The one that any pirate worth his parrot
would give both his wooden legs for.

263
00:24:03,583 --> 00:24:06,780
You're drunk, Gilbert.
Your mind's wandering.

264
00:24:06,853 --> 00:24:09,754
My hands will be wandering
towards your throat, Pew...

265
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:12,257
if you don't tell me what it is you overheard.

266
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:15,260
So you can pass the information
on to Mr. Moon...

267
00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:19,492
so he can find the treasure?
Over my dead body.

268
00:24:19,566 --> 00:24:21,966
Very well, if those are your conditions.

269
00:24:22,135 --> 00:24:24,899
I was hoping we might see this eye to eye.

270
00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:30,267
I'm afraid you've forced my hand.

271
00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:33,844
Listen up, my hearties! Listen.

272
00:24:33,914 --> 00:24:37,247
This dear old blind man here...

273
00:24:38,318 --> 00:24:42,914
is a government agent! It is true.
I saw him talking to those two.

274
00:24:42,989 --> 00:24:44,149
It is a lie!

275
00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:49,153
I only told him one thing...

276
00:24:50,163 --> 00:24:52,256
about a treasure!

277
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,031
- Treasure?
- Bolt that door.

278
00:24:55,102 --> 00:24:57,662
- Bolt that door, lads.
- Draw them curtains.

279
00:24:57,738 --> 00:25:00,263
- Draw them curtains!
- Put them other lights out.

280
00:25:00,340 --> 00:25:02,604
Put them other lights out, lads!

281
00:25:16,256 --> 00:25:20,022
- Where's Yellowbeard?
- Mr. Moon, sir.

282
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:24,027
I was following him,
and then I thought I was being followed...

283
00:25:24,197 --> 00:25:26,995
- if you follow me.
- Who'd follow you?

284
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,194
Some stupid blind man.

285
00:25:29,436 --> 00:25:33,338
Well, we've got to follow Yellowbeard,
and make sure no one else is following him.

286
00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:34,771
Do you follow me?

287
00:25:36,643 --> 00:25:38,543
What's going on in there?

288
00:25:56,229 --> 00:26:00,393
Evening. Sounded as though
there was a bit of a squabble.

289
00:26:01,034 --> 00:26:02,296
Squabble?

290
00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:04,737
- They're all dead.
- All?

291
00:26:05,172 --> 00:26:07,470
Must have been more of a tiff then.

292
00:26:09,543 --> 00:26:11,306
Squabble, tiff.

293
00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:16,540
Mr. Moon!

294
00:26:26,660 --> 00:26:30,756
I imagine being in the Navy, you must know
quite a lot about the sea and what's in it.

295
00:26:30,831 --> 00:26:33,732
- A trifle.
- A trifle?

296
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,930
Yes, I once had a rum trifle,
but I only drink when I'm working.

297
00:26:38,271 --> 00:26:40,102
- Indeed.
- There you are, Lambourn.

298
00:26:40,173 --> 00:26:43,734
I was wanting your advice
on a matter of etiquetty.

299
00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:46,836
Now, does one curtsey
before saying adieu...

300
00:26:46,947 --> 00:26:50,610
or does one go down while speaking?

301
00:26:50,684 --> 00:26:52,948
Oh, dear. That's tricky.

302
00:26:54,921 --> 00:26:58,448
Excuse me, Admiral.
I must just have a word with this gentleman.

303
00:26:59,125 --> 00:27:02,288
I shan't be a moment. Oh, I say.

304
00:27:02,362 --> 00:27:06,059
Who was that chap who just seized hold
of my wife? Do you know him?

305
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:08,224
Steady. Steady.

306
00:27:09,870 --> 00:27:13,306
He seems to have taken
quite a shine to Lady L.

307
00:27:14,207 --> 00:27:15,538
Yes.

308
00:27:16,409 --> 00:27:20,072
Not many people do, you know.
But when they do, they do.

309
00:27:22,148 --> 00:27:24,309
And when she does, she does.

310
00:27:29,122 --> 00:27:31,056
- Is your name Dan?
- Yes.

311
00:27:31,124 --> 00:27:34,184
- I need your head, my lad.
- You're my father.

312
00:27:34,261 --> 00:27:36,320
So your mother says,
but that's no reason to believe it.

313
00:27:36,396 --> 00:27:39,331
- Never trust a woman or a government.
- Well, pleased to meet you.

314
00:27:39,399 --> 00:27:42,425
I haven't got time for idle chitchat!
I need your head.

315
00:27:42,502 --> 00:27:43,901
Well, that makes a change.

316
00:27:43,970 --> 00:27:46,404
Mother seems to disapprove
of me using it at all.

317
00:27:46,473 --> 00:27:48,839
You're not gonna use it.
You're gonna lose it, lad.

318
00:27:48,909 --> 00:27:51,707
I'm gonna use it.
Right. Put your neck over there.

319
00:27:51,778 --> 00:27:54,941
- It'll be cleaner that way.
- You want to cut my head off?

320
00:27:55,181 --> 00:27:57,308
- What for?
- I don't want to lug your body...

321
00:27:57,384 --> 00:28:01,514
halfway around the world, do I?
Your head's got a map on it that I need.

322
00:28:02,555 --> 00:28:05,854
Well, you don't need to kill me for it.
Look, why don't you copy it?

323
00:28:05,926 --> 00:28:09,123
What? And have two maps? Bugger off!

324
00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:13,358
Look, if you cut my head off,
it'll start to putrefy.

325
00:28:13,433 --> 00:28:16,527
- Do what?
- Putrefy! Go rotten!

326
00:28:16,603 --> 00:28:19,731
Yeah, it would ooze a lot. Heads do.
But I can live with that.

327
00:28:19,806 --> 00:28:22,969
No, stop! Look! I could help you, Dad.

328
00:28:23,043 --> 00:28:24,032
Everyone will be following you...

329
00:28:24,110 --> 00:28:26,374
- and if they catch you, they'll have the map.
- Bugger them!

330
00:28:26,446 --> 00:28:29,347
I'll eat it first.
Won't be the first head I've eaten.

331
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:30,883
But then you'll have lost it forever.

332
00:28:30,951 --> 00:28:33,317
Look. Wouldn't it be better
to leave it where it's safe?

333
00:28:33,386 --> 00:28:34,910
What? And take you along?

334
00:28:34,988 --> 00:28:37,855
You're not pirate material!
You wouldn't fit in.

335
00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:42,459
Hello, Dan. Been doing some gardening?

336
00:28:43,129 --> 00:28:45,859
- I don't believe we've been introduced.
- All right, Dan.

337
00:28:45,932 --> 00:28:49,060
If you're my son, prove it.
Kill this stupid old bugger.

338
00:28:49,135 --> 00:28:52,104
- Now hold your horses.
- I can't kill him. He brought me up...

339
00:28:52,172 --> 00:28:53,434
just like a father.

340
00:28:53,506 --> 00:28:56,669
You mean he's beaten you and kicked you
and smashed you in the teeth?

341
00:28:56,743 --> 00:28:57,732
- Yes.
- No!

342
00:28:57,811 --> 00:29:00,439
- No.
- He's been kind and gentle.

343
00:29:00,513 --> 00:29:03,710
- What kind of father is that? Kill him!
- No!

344
00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:06,911
- All right. I'll do it.
- No, don't!

345
00:29:06,987 --> 00:29:08,682
Look, he could be useful.

346
00:29:08,755 --> 00:29:12,851
Yes, I could be useful. I could, I could,
I could. What could I do?

347
00:29:15,562 --> 00:29:17,757
- They followed you here.
- I'll kill them all!

348
00:29:17,831 --> 00:29:19,924
- No, quick hide in here.
- All right.

349
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,458
But I'll kill anyone that gets in the way
of me killing anyone.

350
00:29:23,570 --> 00:29:26,562
We'll take him to Dr. Gilpin's.
He always knows what to do.

351
00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:29,608
- And then kill everybody!
- Whatever you like, Dad.

352
00:29:29,843 --> 00:29:33,745
Dad? Him?
You mean to say I'm not your father?

353
00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:37,442
No. Mother says he is,
but you're still my father to me.

354
00:29:37,517 --> 00:29:41,510
- I'm still my father to you, Son.
- Look, you brought me up.

355
00:29:41,588 --> 00:29:43,749
You're my father. I don't even know him.

356
00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:46,917
- Lambourn!
- I'll come with you, Son.

357
00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:51,123
- This Dr. Gilpin, is he your father?
- No, he's your closest friend.

358
00:29:51,231 --> 00:29:53,165
I look forward to meeting him.

359
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,767
Twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five...

360
00:30:06,312 --> 00:30:07,472
Lady Lambourn.

361
00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:12,580
- Well, he's not even married to her.
- I think he's blind.

362
00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:16,151
Under her command, so to speak.

363
00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:21,185
Now, see here, if you go with him,
you'll be criminals.

364
00:30:21,861 --> 00:30:24,352
You'll never be able to return to England.

365
00:30:25,098 --> 00:30:28,625
But if the government gets the treasure...

366
00:30:29,135 --> 00:30:33,231
they'll only waste it.
Warmongering in Europe.

367
00:30:36,943 --> 00:30:38,240
There we are.

368
00:30:39,913 --> 00:30:43,610
- That looks nothing like me!
- Well, that's the whole idea.

369
00:30:45,351 --> 00:30:49,515
I've got to go with him, my father,
to get the treasure.

370
00:30:49,589 --> 00:30:52,717
- I've got the map of the island.
- Could be very dangerous.

371
00:30:52,792 --> 00:30:54,419
It'll be dangerous. Do the boy good...

372
00:30:54,494 --> 00:30:57,292
to get a bit of senseless violence
into his life.

373
00:30:57,397 --> 00:30:59,388
Will you come with us, too, Doctor?

374
00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:02,799
Why, think of all the new plants
and medicines you could discover.

375
00:31:02,869 --> 00:31:04,268
Yeah. What's this?

376
00:31:05,138 --> 00:31:08,869
Stop! That's a precious extract
from a rare tropical tree.

377
00:31:09,075 --> 00:31:11,669
One drop of it paralyzes a man instantly.

378
00:31:17,550 --> 00:31:19,541
Perhaps it wears off instantly.

379
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:21,751
No. No.

380
00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:25,649
Possibly ineffective
when taken through the mouth.

381
00:31:26,793 --> 00:31:29,057
Well, of course, if we really were...

382
00:31:29,129 --> 00:31:32,098
going on a botanical expedition...

383
00:31:32,499 --> 00:31:33,591
- They're here.
- Kill!

384
00:31:33,666 --> 00:31:35,930
- There's no need to.
- We must find a name for you.

385
00:31:36,002 --> 00:31:38,869
- Professor...
- Professor Flask.

386
00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:40,599
- Professor Death!
- Professor Chair.

387
00:31:40,673 --> 00:31:42,300
- Professor Rape!
- Professor Clock.

388
00:31:42,375 --> 00:31:44,366
What about Professor Anthrax?

389
00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:46,571
- Yes.
- Anthrax.

390
00:31:47,814 --> 00:31:50,305
Bugger off, you evil git!

391
00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:54,883
Evening, Doctor.
I was just saying good day to Mr. Pew.

392
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:58,788
Lord Lambourn. And Dan.

393
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:03,418
- And?
- Yeah, this is Professor Anthrax.

394
00:32:03,730 --> 00:32:07,826
- That's Yellowbeard.
- I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!

395
00:32:10,270 --> 00:32:13,000
- You've met your father then.
- Yes.

396
00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:15,039
We've got some exciting news.

397
00:32:15,508 --> 00:32:18,841
- You're all going after the treasure!
- Treasure? No.

398
00:32:19,145 --> 00:32:21,136
- No.
- Botanical...

399
00:32:21,214 --> 00:32:22,772
Killing plants!

400
00:32:23,683 --> 00:32:25,241
- Chasing butterflies.
- No.

401
00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:27,548
Well, I'm entitled to my share.

402
00:32:27,887 --> 00:32:31,914
What with all the lying and cheating
and tattooing that I've done over the years.

403
00:32:31,991 --> 00:32:36,451
- Don't worry, Mother. You'll get your share.
- I don't ask for much.

404
00:32:37,530 --> 00:32:41,330
I'd just like to see
a few of my little dreams come true.

405
00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:46,869
I've always wanted to buy Denmark
and be richer than the Queen.

406
00:32:46,940 --> 00:32:50,171
Yes, and if you do your job
covering up for us, Mother...

407
00:32:50,243 --> 00:32:52,609
- that will all come true.
- And by the way...

408
00:32:53,213 --> 00:32:56,080
why did you tell me that I was his father?

409
00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:57,914
I didn't.

410
00:32:58,318 --> 00:33:01,845
You were so sure he was,
I didn't have the heart to tell you.

411
00:33:02,055 --> 00:33:03,818
I think...

412
00:33:03,890 --> 00:33:06,381
we'd better sail for Jamaica at once.

413
00:33:06,459 --> 00:33:08,222
We'll find a ship...

414
00:33:09,162 --> 00:33:10,686
at Portsmouth.

415
00:33:23,409 --> 00:33:26,503
I was only taking what's my due
to cover expenses.

416
00:33:26,579 --> 00:33:29,047
You should see the mess they made.

417
00:33:29,182 --> 00:33:31,446
- What happened?
- Plague.

418
00:33:32,418 --> 00:33:33,851
Plague?

419
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,354
All sudden like.

420
00:33:36,422 --> 00:33:38,185
Lucky I was out.

421
00:33:38,825 --> 00:33:42,192
- That man's got a sword in him.
- He fell on it.

422
00:33:43,429 --> 00:33:46,921
- Has Yellowbeard been here?
- He's dead, too.

423
00:33:47,267 --> 00:33:50,395
And Lord Lambourn and Dr. Gilpin.

424
00:33:51,237 --> 00:33:52,636
And my son.

425
00:33:52,705 --> 00:33:54,969
My son, Dan!

426
00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:58,343
All gone, all dead.

427
00:33:58,878 --> 00:34:01,904
- Oh, my!
- Oh, hell.

428
00:34:01,981 --> 00:34:04,108
If they're all dead,
what are you gonna tell the Queen, sir?

429
00:34:04,183 --> 00:34:07,209
I mean, we're supposed
to follow them to the treasure.

430
00:34:14,193 --> 00:34:18,459
- Halt! In the name of the law!
- All right! I'm not deaf!

431
00:34:22,302 --> 00:34:24,702
All right, Pew, what have you heard?

432
00:34:32,078 --> 00:34:34,876
Little did Yellowbeard surmise...

433
00:34:34,947 --> 00:34:39,111
as he presented himself
to his prospective traveling companions...

434
00:34:39,185 --> 00:34:42,916
that the details of the engagements
were being overheard...

435
00:34:42,989 --> 00:34:45,753
by a tall blind man of impressive bearing...

436
00:34:45,825 --> 00:34:47,850
- aquiline features...
- Cut the purple prose, Pew.

437
00:34:47,927 --> 00:34:51,260
Just give us the facts.
Where's Yellowbeard gone?

438
00:34:56,169 --> 00:34:58,262
- Portsmouth.
- With whom?

439
00:34:58,338 --> 00:34:59,999
Three people.

440
00:35:01,841 --> 00:35:03,240
Lambourn.

441
00:35:05,044 --> 00:35:06,238
Dan.

442
00:35:08,348 --> 00:35:09,975
Dr. Gilpin.

443
00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:13,548
Right, Mansell.
We shall be needing that frigate.

444
00:35:17,557 --> 00:35:20,390
Come on, Mansell.
We'll be needing Mrs. Beard.

445
00:35:20,693 --> 00:35:24,595
I think a month or two at sea
will loosen Mrs. Beard's tongue.

446
00:35:25,098 --> 00:35:26,895
Is she going away, too, sir?

447
00:35:51,791 --> 00:35:53,088
That'll do him.

448
00:36:02,769 --> 00:36:05,465
How's that for a squabble, Pew?

449
00:36:14,447 --> 00:36:16,176
Here! Stop! Thief!

450
00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:22,145
Fresh flowers!

451
00:36:23,055 --> 00:36:24,784
Get your lucky heather!

452
00:36:26,058 --> 00:36:28,026
Yoo-hoo, fresh flowers, sir?

453
00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:31,719
Yes.

454
00:36:35,435 --> 00:36:38,427
Fresh heather! Fresh flowers!

455
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:50,610
I've always been fascinated by the sea.
It's so big.

456
00:36:50,683 --> 00:36:52,514
It has the little...

457
00:37:16,342 --> 00:37:19,004
It's the mouth of the river port, isn't it?

458
00:37:33,359 --> 00:37:35,020
Oh, my God!

459
00:37:38,431 --> 00:37:39,420
Come on.

460
00:37:44,904 --> 00:37:47,839
Harden your knives here.
Sharpen your knives.

461
00:37:47,907 --> 00:37:50,273
Can I have three farthings
for a lump of shit, please?

462
00:37:50,343 --> 00:37:51,332
I beg your pardon?

463
00:37:51,410 --> 00:37:53,901
I said can I have three farthings
for a lump of shit?

464
00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:55,208
No.

465
00:37:57,350 --> 00:37:58,977
Society's to blame.

466
00:38:01,587 --> 00:38:04,681
Harden your knives here.
Sharpen your knives.

467
00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:07,520
Excuse me a moment.

468
00:38:08,294 --> 00:38:11,889
Look out! Press gang! Get out! Press gang.

469
00:38:13,299 --> 00:38:15,631
- Get him. Come on.
- Catch him over there.

470
00:38:15,968 --> 00:38:17,299
Come on, get him!

471
00:38:19,739 --> 00:38:21,673
- That's the stuff.
- Press gang?

472
00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:25,607
Yes, they persuade drunks and vagrants
to become sailors.

473
00:38:26,145 --> 00:38:29,478
- What happens when they sober up?
- They're at sea.

474
00:38:29,549 --> 00:38:32,575
Okay, get that one in there!
Shove him in good, please.

475
00:38:33,152 --> 00:38:36,485
All right, good. He was a bit thin.
Those ones over there, they look good.

476
00:38:40,226 --> 00:38:41,352
I say.

477
00:38:42,728 --> 00:38:45,356
I'll give you three farthings, young lady.

478
00:38:46,666 --> 00:38:49,191
There we are. Oopsy daisy.

479
00:38:50,770 --> 00:38:53,796
A good big one
will always beat a rotten little one.

480
00:38:58,978 --> 00:39:02,675
What's going on, hey?
What do you think you're doing?

481
00:39:05,818 --> 00:39:08,048
Just borrowing your jacket, Bosun.

482
00:39:19,432 --> 00:39:24,301
I say, sir. I just saw two naval gentlemen
going the other way.

483
00:39:24,370 --> 00:39:28,272
Where's Yellowbeard? Professor Anthrax.

484
00:39:28,341 --> 00:39:31,833
He can't be far. He'll find us.
He needs that map.

485
00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:34,539
Well, I hope he finds us
before they find him.

486
00:39:34,647 --> 00:39:36,740
And it's not long before we sail.

487
00:39:37,350 --> 00:39:40,979
Now, we know it's an island close
to Jamaica, and we've got the map of it.

488
00:39:41,053 --> 00:39:45,319
But without him to tell us which island,
we might as well go home.

489
00:39:47,860 --> 00:39:52,320
Now, I'm sure some of you gentlemen
would like to volunteer...

490
00:39:52,498 --> 00:39:57,060
for a well-paid, well-fed adventure holiday...

491
00:39:57,803 --> 00:39:59,737
such as youths dream of...

492
00:39:59,805 --> 00:40:02,831
upon a modern, rat-free, leak-proof ship!

493
00:40:03,743 --> 00:40:07,679
Any volunteers just lie down on the ground
with your eyes shut.

494
00:40:10,182 --> 00:40:12,343
Would you gentlemen be looking for a ship?

495
00:40:12,418 --> 00:40:13,646
- We...
- Well, as a matter of fact...

496
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:16,847
we're lucky enough already
to have tickets for the...

497
00:40:29,835 --> 00:40:30,995
Load them on.

498
00:40:33,372 --> 00:40:34,964
Take them to the ship.

499
00:40:43,182 --> 00:40:46,447
- Come on, kick him out! Come on!
- Oh, my God!

500
00:40:46,519 --> 00:40:48,612
He's thrown her in the water tub!

501
00:40:56,729 --> 00:40:59,459
- Take your hands off of me!
- Shut up and move!

502
00:41:02,268 --> 00:41:04,759
I want these three shackled in the bilges.

503
00:41:05,604 --> 00:41:06,901
Move over!

504
00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:09,701
Come on, old man.

505
00:41:09,775 --> 00:41:13,267
There's no need.
We can make our own way there.

506
00:41:15,715 --> 00:41:18,411
Sign here. I'll make your mark.

507
00:41:22,054 --> 00:41:24,955
- There's your shilling.
- Thank you, sir!

508
00:41:27,159 --> 00:41:29,855
Don't do that. Don't do that ever again.

509
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:38,234
- Get off, lad.
- All right. Come on, move it.

510
00:41:38,304 --> 00:41:41,137
I never noticed that hook
when he signed on.

511
00:41:41,307 --> 00:41:42,740
Nor did I, sir.

512
00:41:43,909 --> 00:41:48,005
- He's right-handed, sir.
- Get rid of the others.

513
00:41:57,089 --> 00:41:58,283
Quiet!

514
00:42:07,399 --> 00:42:09,731
- Mr. Crisp.
- Aye, sir!

515
00:42:10,636 --> 00:42:12,001
What is that?

516
00:42:12,538 --> 00:42:16,702
- That's my box, sir.
- No, carrying your box.

517
00:42:17,777 --> 00:42:19,574
Cabin boy Smith, sir.

518
00:42:20,980 --> 00:42:24,575
- Smith has tits.
- He's been a bit ill, sir.

519
00:42:24,650 --> 00:42:26,117
Get her off!

520
00:42:27,153 --> 00:42:28,142
Aye, sir.

521
00:42:31,390 --> 00:42:32,880
Wait a minute.

522
00:42:33,726 --> 00:42:35,091
What is that?

523
00:42:35,861 --> 00:42:39,160
It's a crocodile, sir.

524
00:42:39,799 --> 00:42:41,198
What's it for?

525
00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:44,134
Well, each sailor is...

526
00:42:44,203 --> 00:42:47,468
allowed, by tradition, a pet, sir.

527
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:51,076
One pet per sailor, parrots preferred.

528
00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:56,638
Well, we like clubbed together, as it were,
if you take my drift, sir.

529
00:42:56,715 --> 00:43:00,674
- That's bigger than three parrots.
- Not if they're in cages, sir.

530
00:43:00,886 --> 00:43:02,217
Open it up.

531
00:43:04,323 --> 00:43:05,517
Open it up?

532
00:43:05,591 --> 00:43:08,492
Open it up!
There are buttons down the side.

533
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:18,636
The ancient superstition
that a woman on board brings bad luck...

534
00:43:18,704 --> 00:43:21,468
is now a proven scientific fact.

535
00:43:23,642 --> 00:43:25,303
Nice try, Rosie.

536
00:43:32,017 --> 00:43:35,544
Shouldn't bother, love.
They're fairly strict on this one.

537
00:44:17,129 --> 00:44:18,926
<i>Rattus vulgaris.</i>

538
00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:22,527
- Yeah.
- You know, I've been thinking.

539
00:44:22,601 --> 00:44:25,798
If we paid 300 guineas each for this cabin...

540
00:44:25,871 --> 00:44:28,362
I'm glad we didn't go for the cheaper ones.

541
00:44:29,074 --> 00:44:32,908
I'm sorry to interrupt
your morning bath, gentlemen.

542
00:44:33,479 --> 00:44:35,538
On your knees!

543
00:44:35,781 --> 00:44:39,478
And crawl up here on the double!
Up here on the double!

544
00:44:41,987 --> 00:44:46,583
- All hands present, Mr. Crisp, sir!
- Thank you, Bosun!

545
00:44:47,626 --> 00:44:51,756
Deliver me, O Lord, from the evil man,
preserve me from the violent man...

546
00:45:08,447 --> 00:45:10,608
My name is Captain Hughes.

547
00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:16,145
These are my officers, Lieutenant Martin,
who is responsible for discipline...

548
00:45:16,889 --> 00:45:20,188
Lieutenant Crisp,
who is responsible for discipline...

549
00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:24,453
Mr. Prostitute, who is responsible for...

550
00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:28,696
Nail that man's foot to the deck.

551
00:45:28,767 --> 00:45:30,132
- Aye, sir.
- Discipline.

552
00:45:30,202 --> 00:45:34,070
No, I... It's all right. No. I was just joking.

553
00:45:34,139 --> 00:45:36,972
I was just having a...
Here, hang on. Hey, wait a minute.

554
00:45:42,748 --> 00:45:46,013
Now, in fairness to all of you...

555
00:45:46,919 --> 00:45:49,615
I'm honor bound to ask this question.

556
00:45:50,956 --> 00:45:55,552
Is there anyone here who does not wish
to be a member of Her Majesty's Navy?

557
00:45:57,763 --> 00:45:59,094
Me, sir.

558
00:46:05,871 --> 00:46:09,136
Is there anyone else
who is reluctant to serve?

559
00:46:13,245 --> 00:46:14,234
Right.

560
00:46:15,114 --> 00:46:18,914
If, by chance, some of you may feel
that the discipline on this ship...

561
00:46:18,984 --> 00:46:23,011
is a trifle on the harsh side of strict...

562
00:46:23,622 --> 00:46:27,718
let me remind you that it is our duty
to seek out and destroy...

563
00:46:27,793 --> 00:46:29,385
Her Majesty's enemies...

564
00:46:29,461 --> 00:46:30,826
the foul...

565
00:46:30,896 --> 00:46:34,093
and most foreign French.

566
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,028
- Here, here.
- Now...

567
00:46:36,101 --> 00:46:39,867
while the rest of the world will
eventually arrive at the same conclusion...

568
00:46:39,938 --> 00:46:42,532
it is our urgent task...

569
00:46:43,509 --> 00:46:46,444
to push things on a little.

570
00:46:46,979 --> 00:46:48,105
Amen.

571
00:46:52,217 --> 00:46:53,275
Next.

572
00:46:55,220 --> 00:46:58,348
Mr. Martin, Mr. Prostitute...

573
00:46:59,024 --> 00:47:00,457
luncheon duty.

574
00:47:13,305 --> 00:47:15,933
Right, Mr. Beamish,
I'll see the prisoner now.

575
00:47:16,108 --> 00:47:17,268
Aye, aye, sir.

576
00:47:17,342 --> 00:47:19,003
Man the capstan.

577
00:47:26,485 --> 00:47:29,511
- Ready to talk yet, Mrs. Beard?
- No!

578
00:47:29,988 --> 00:47:32,456
- Take her away, Mr. Beamish.
- Aye, aye, sir.

579
00:47:32,524 --> 00:47:33,513
Down.

580
00:47:45,804 --> 00:47:48,796
Give them a taste of the lash
before they've done anything.

581
00:47:48,874 --> 00:47:52,435
- Preventive punishment, that's the principle.
- Yes, sir.

582
00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,714
That man yawned.
Give him a swimming lesson.

583
00:47:56,782 --> 00:47:58,909
What, what? Hey! No.
Come on, wait a minute!

584
00:47:58,984 --> 00:48:00,576
Wait a minute. No. Hey!

585
00:48:02,387 --> 00:48:03,376
Thanks.

586
00:48:04,356 --> 00:48:06,551
- Well done, sir.
- Hold the line.

587
00:48:12,865 --> 00:48:14,162
Lovely day.

588
00:49:00,445 --> 00:49:02,276
No! No!

589
00:49:02,347 --> 00:49:03,314
No!

590
00:49:03,382 --> 00:49:04,576
Oh, no!

591
00:49:06,852 --> 00:49:08,444
Oh, no!

592
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,818
Oh, what have we here? A laggard?

593
00:49:15,294 --> 00:49:18,855
Oh, it's so hard on a manicure, isn't it?

594
00:49:20,299 --> 00:49:22,028
Not to worry, lad.

595
00:49:22,100 --> 00:49:24,091
You'll get the hang of it.

596
00:49:32,578 --> 00:49:34,637
And third, Your Majesty...

597
00:49:35,814 --> 00:49:37,805
I'm very pleased to report...

598
00:49:38,483 --> 00:49:40,713
that after several very brave...

599
00:49:41,153 --> 00:49:43,917
and very expensive battles...

600
00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:46,749
the pirate Yellowbeard...

601
00:49:47,559 --> 00:49:50,050
is now well and truly...

602
00:49:50,329 --> 00:49:52,229
in our grasp.

603
00:49:56,835 --> 00:50:00,293
Sir, is that, strictly speaking, accurate, sir?

604
00:50:00,672 --> 00:50:04,699
Mansell, that's what
we in the Royal Navy call a lie.

605
00:50:05,377 --> 00:50:07,675
A lie, sir? But that's treason, isn't it?

606
00:50:07,746 --> 00:50:09,236
- Be quiet.
- Yes, sir.

607
00:50:09,314 --> 00:50:12,374
- Now get that off to Her Majesty right away.
- Yes, sir.

608
00:50:16,288 --> 00:50:17,585
How, sir?

609
00:50:18,190 --> 00:50:19,987
By pigeon, Mansell.

610
00:50:21,260 --> 00:50:22,284
Pigeon, sir?

611
00:50:22,361 --> 00:50:25,853
Surely you didn't forget
to bring the pigeon, Mansell?

612
00:50:39,444 --> 00:50:40,502
Come in.

613
00:50:45,384 --> 00:50:48,353
- I think she might be ready to talk now, sir.
- Right.

614
00:50:50,055 --> 00:50:53,991
I seem to remember something
about an island.

615
00:50:55,227 --> 00:50:59,926
It must have been that shark
what jogged my memory.

616
00:51:00,799 --> 00:51:02,266
Jolly good, Ensign.

617
00:51:03,568 --> 00:51:05,627
- Thank you, sir.
- Well done.

618
00:51:06,705 --> 00:51:09,071
Shall I meet you in the pump room, sir?

619
00:51:11,710 --> 00:51:13,234
Sit down, Mrs. Beard.

620
00:51:13,412 --> 00:51:15,209
Now, about this island.

621
00:51:16,348 --> 00:51:18,111
A little pigeon, perhaps?

622
00:51:18,884 --> 00:51:21,375
I've just ate some tuna, thank you.

623
00:51:27,726 --> 00:51:29,956
Where did I put that treasure?

624
00:51:30,228 --> 00:51:32,788
No, it's stagger. No, no, no.

625
00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:36,461
Get shot, then fall...

626
00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:38,364
then crawl, crawl...

627
00:51:38,437 --> 00:51:40,405
then stagger, stagger.

628
00:51:45,310 --> 00:51:47,835
Do you know that you have
three paying passengers on board...

629
00:51:47,913 --> 00:51:50,609
who are being treated
as abominably as the rest of the crew?

630
00:51:50,682 --> 00:51:51,671
Really?

631
00:51:52,551 --> 00:51:56,578
I think once the Captain realizes who we are,
we'll get an easier passage.

632
00:51:58,323 --> 00:51:59,813
Perfect. Let's go.

633
00:52:00,258 --> 00:52:03,250
Well, I can see
there's only one thing you'll understand.

634
00:52:03,328 --> 00:52:05,728
And what, pray, might that be?

635
00:52:08,133 --> 00:52:10,533
Right! Let's finish it!

636
00:52:23,415 --> 00:52:27,044
- I'm so sorry, sir.
- What for?

637
00:52:28,387 --> 00:52:29,979
Interrupting you, sir.

638
00:52:30,722 --> 00:52:32,747
I was only smoking a cigar.

639
00:52:33,492 --> 00:52:34,686
Yes, sir.

640
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:39,494
I came to tell you that the son of
Yellowbeard the pirate is on board this ship.

641
00:52:39,564 --> 00:52:42,032
The son of Yellowbeard the pirate?

642
00:52:45,370 --> 00:52:46,496
Who's that?

643
00:52:48,306 --> 00:52:50,297
That was Mr. Crisp, sir.

644
00:52:51,109 --> 00:52:52,303
Mr. Crisp?

645
00:52:57,949 --> 00:53:01,646
Officers and men of <i>The Lady Edith...</i>

646
00:53:02,020 --> 00:53:06,514
these three people posing as pressees,
are, in fact...

647
00:53:06,691 --> 00:53:08,420
foul stowaways.

648
00:53:08,827 --> 00:53:10,385
Stowaways? No!

649
00:53:10,462 --> 00:53:12,054
The perspicacity of Mr. Moon...

650
00:53:12,130 --> 00:53:16,794
has led to the discovery
of a conspiracy against the Crown.

651
00:53:17,068 --> 00:53:19,969
There's no doubt in my mind
that the one in the middle...

652
00:53:20,038 --> 00:53:23,474
is the son of the evil Yellowbeard.

653
00:53:23,575 --> 00:53:26,373
- Yellowbeard!
- He has already dispatched...

654
00:53:26,711 --> 00:53:29,578
dear Mr. Crisp to the deep...

655
00:53:30,148 --> 00:53:33,049
clearly with the purpose
of taking over this vessel.

656
00:53:34,186 --> 00:53:38,748
We shall deliver
these traitors to the proper authorities.

657
00:53:39,658 --> 00:53:41,683
Set course for Portsmouth.

658
00:53:42,461 --> 00:53:44,622
You know what to do, Mr. Moon.

659
00:54:03,215 --> 00:54:04,409
Mutiny.

660
00:54:21,766 --> 00:54:25,065
Oh, dear, the Captain
would appear to be out of sorts!

661
00:54:31,209 --> 00:54:35,145
We're gonna have to choose a new captain.
Who shall it be?

662
00:54:35,580 --> 00:54:36,638
Me!

663
00:54:37,949 --> 00:54:41,282
- No. We want Dan!
- Dan?

664
00:54:42,287 --> 00:54:43,584
Or the prostitute.

665
00:54:48,159 --> 00:54:49,888
Dan.

666
00:54:49,961 --> 00:54:51,656
Who? Who? Come on!

667
00:54:51,730 --> 00:54:54,164
- Dan! Dan!
- Dan!

668
00:54:54,399 --> 00:54:55,798
- We want Dan!
- Dan!

669
00:55:01,139 --> 00:55:02,731
It's unanimous, then.

670
00:55:03,508 --> 00:55:05,476
The ship's yours, Captain...

671
00:55:05,777 --> 00:55:07,870
to take where you will.

672
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:16,544
That's it, that's it.

673
00:55:19,457 --> 00:55:22,915
I hope you don't mind us
tying up the Captain like that, sir.

674
00:55:22,994 --> 00:55:24,461
No, not at all.

675
00:55:24,529 --> 00:55:26,929
Well, I was only following your lead.

676
00:55:27,198 --> 00:55:31,430
I mean, well, your killing Mr. Crisp
was an example to us all.

677
00:55:31,937 --> 00:55:35,668
But I only hit him with a bucket,
and then everything went blank.

678
00:55:36,174 --> 00:55:37,232
Oh, yeah.

679
00:55:37,409 --> 00:55:39,377
It's like that, killing.

680
00:55:41,780 --> 00:55:43,771
No hard feelings, Captain Hughes.

681
00:55:43,848 --> 00:55:46,408
Your consideration will be noted.

682
00:55:46,484 --> 00:55:49,851
Now, Bosun, set course for Madagascar.

683
00:55:53,925 --> 00:55:54,914
Yes.

684
00:55:55,894 --> 00:55:57,088
Right!

685
00:55:57,996 --> 00:56:00,260
You heard what the Captain said.

686
00:56:01,099 --> 00:56:03,966
- It's Madagascar.
- Aye, aye, sir.

687
00:56:09,741 --> 00:56:11,834
Set a course for Portsmouth, Mr. Martin.

688
00:56:11,910 --> 00:56:13,036
Aye, aye, sir!

689
00:56:13,111 --> 00:56:15,443
East by northeast, Mr. Prostitute.

690
00:56:15,513 --> 00:56:16,980
Aye, aye, sir.

691
00:56:37,235 --> 00:56:41,433
All's well!

692
00:57:21,079 --> 00:57:25,243
- Ah...
- S'well!

693
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,100
We went 10 degrees west
off course overnight.

694
00:57:52,577 --> 00:57:54,340
Did you notice that, Mr. Moon?

695
00:57:54,412 --> 00:57:56,039
Indeed I did, sir.

696
00:57:56,614 --> 00:58:00,209
Our captain didn't bump
the helmsman off last night, did he?

697
00:58:00,285 --> 00:58:03,482
No. Didn't leave his cabin, Mr. Moon.

698
00:58:04,355 --> 00:58:06,880
- Did you order a change of course?
- No.

699
00:58:10,762 --> 00:58:13,754
I think someone knows where the island is.

700
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:18,262
See? They're leading us right to it.

701
00:58:24,809 --> 00:58:27,607
Come on, Mrs. Beard.
We've been at this all day.

702
00:58:28,847 --> 00:58:31,111
No. No.

703
00:58:31,983 --> 00:58:34,247
That still doesn't look right.

704
00:58:34,719 --> 00:58:38,314
I don't think you're being as helpful
as you promised, Mrs. Beard.

705
00:58:38,423 --> 00:58:40,254
I'm doing my best.

706
00:58:41,226 --> 00:58:43,854
Perhaps a little more shark treatment?

707
00:58:47,999 --> 00:58:51,230
Nothing in sight, sir.
Absolutely nothing at all.

708
00:58:51,402 --> 00:58:52,630
Nothing, sir!

709
00:58:52,971 --> 00:58:55,337
Talk about clear horizons, this is it.

710
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:58,934
We've been at sea for weeks without
sighting anything, let alone <i>The Edith.</i>

711
00:58:59,010 --> 00:59:00,671
Ship ahoy!

712
00:59:04,582 --> 00:59:06,743
Look lively, lads. Look lively.

713
00:59:11,856 --> 00:59:14,120
There you are, sir. Nothing again.

714
00:59:14,559 --> 00:59:16,151
Nothing whatsoever.

715
00:59:21,032 --> 00:59:22,522
Behind you, Mansell.

716
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,090
I know you are, sir.

717
00:59:24,335 --> 00:59:26,166
There's a ship behind you.

718
00:59:28,406 --> 00:59:30,601
Good lord, sir! It's <i>The Edith!</i>

719
00:59:31,176 --> 00:59:32,165
Sir?

720
00:59:38,550 --> 00:59:40,677
Of course it's <i>The Edith,</i> Mansell.

721
00:59:41,286 --> 00:59:42,446
But, sir...

722
00:59:43,755 --> 00:59:46,781
it is behind us,
and we're supposed to be following it, sir.

723
00:59:46,858 --> 00:59:48,792
Well, how can we be, sir?

724
00:59:54,265 --> 00:59:56,790
- Strike the colors, Mr. Beamish.
- Strike the colors, Mr. Beamish.

725
00:59:56,868 --> 00:59:58,733
- Hoist the French flag.
- Hoist the French flag.

726
00:59:58,803 --> 01:00:00,668
- Hard about.
- Hard about.

727
01:00:01,072 --> 01:00:02,699
They mustn't know
we're after them, Mansell.

728
01:00:02,774 --> 01:00:04,833
If we can convince them we're French,
they'll avoid us.

729
01:00:04,909 --> 01:00:08,037
Perhaps then we can return
to following them discreetly.

730
01:00:09,948 --> 01:00:11,381
What sort of ship is it?

731
01:00:11,449 --> 01:00:13,076
Some kind of frigate.

732
01:00:14,552 --> 01:00:17,817
We wouldn't have come across it,
if we had kept our course.

733
01:00:18,423 --> 01:00:20,015
No, no. We wouldn't.

734
01:00:23,394 --> 01:00:26,795
There's a flag.
They're French, and they're rounding on us!

735
01:00:26,898 --> 01:00:28,456
Stand by to fire.

736
01:00:28,533 --> 01:00:29,830
Oh, dear.

737
01:00:30,335 --> 01:00:31,996
Stand by to hide.

738
01:00:35,106 --> 01:00:38,667
All right, Mansell,
so we'll just sail quietly past, all right?

739
01:00:38,743 --> 01:00:39,732
Aye, aye, sir.

740
01:00:39,811 --> 01:00:42,279
Ready? Fire!

741
01:00:50,722 --> 01:00:53,350
- Are you all right, Mansell?
- Yes, thank you, sir.

742
01:00:53,424 --> 01:00:54,618
Shit.

743
01:00:54,692 --> 01:00:56,387
What do the fools think they're doing?

744
01:00:56,461 --> 01:00:59,624
We outgun them. We outman them.
We're much faster than they are.

745
01:00:59,697 --> 01:01:02,530
I think it might have something to do
with the French flag we're flying, sir.

746
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:06,502
All right, then to avoid suspicion,
we better appear to retaliate.

747
01:01:06,571 --> 01:01:08,664
We'll fire a bit and miss a lot.

748
01:01:08,907 --> 01:01:09,896
Fire!

749
01:01:16,681 --> 01:01:18,512
Lower the guns!

750
01:01:20,285 --> 01:01:21,843
Fire!

751
01:01:24,322 --> 01:01:25,846
Raise the guns!

752
01:01:25,957 --> 01:01:28,357
Fire!

753
01:01:50,715 --> 01:01:52,649
More sail!

754
01:01:52,884 --> 01:01:54,249
More sail!

755
01:02:02,593 --> 01:02:05,426
- Clear the debris!
- Clear the debris!

756
01:02:05,496 --> 01:02:08,363
- Carpenters to action!
- Carpenters to action!

757
01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:10,993
Jettison some ballast, Mr. McKenzie.

758
01:02:11,135 --> 01:02:14,366
We must sail as fast as we can
without our sail.

759
01:02:16,808 --> 01:02:18,105
Well done, lad!

760
01:02:18,176 --> 01:02:20,076
This calls for a celebration.

761
01:02:20,244 --> 01:02:22,269
Well done, Captain.

762
01:02:22,981 --> 01:02:23,970
Oh, yes.

763
01:02:24,248 --> 01:02:26,876
No disrespect intended, Your Lordship.

764
01:03:05,623 --> 01:03:08,990
Straight back, head up and thrust.

765
01:03:09,660 --> 01:03:11,127
Well done, Son.

766
01:03:11,195 --> 01:03:14,961
- Straight back, head up and thrust.
- Captain.

767
01:03:24,842 --> 01:03:26,537
Get out, you coward.

768
01:03:33,584 --> 01:03:35,848
- Ebenezer.
- Yes, Percy?

769
01:03:36,387 --> 01:03:39,117
- I've been thinking.
- Oh, yes?

770
01:03:39,190 --> 01:03:41,886
Can brandy make you see things?

771
01:03:43,061 --> 01:03:46,553
- If you drink enough of it.
- Oh, that explains it.

772
01:03:47,198 --> 01:03:51,100
- That island I thought I saw.
- Island?

773
01:03:53,037 --> 01:03:55,028
- It is an island.
- Of course.

774
01:03:55,139 --> 01:03:56,436
It's beautiful.

775
01:04:09,854 --> 01:04:12,721
- Prepare the longboat, Mr. Tarbuck.
- Aye, aye, sir.

776
01:04:14,158 --> 01:04:17,423
Now, men, a group of us are going
to put ashore here for provisions.

777
01:04:17,495 --> 01:04:21,261
Provisions. Oh, yes. Of course, sir.

778
01:04:24,802 --> 01:04:29,171
Could be a mirage.
Looks rather like a mirage I once saw.

779
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:30,366
If I saw it.

780
01:04:30,441 --> 01:04:32,500
Is it anything like the map on my head?

781
01:04:32,577 --> 01:04:34,636
This is the island.

782
01:05:20,958 --> 01:05:25,019
I gladly moisten your foot with my nostrils,
Your Barbarity.

783
01:05:28,533 --> 01:05:31,627
I have something very nice to show you.

784
01:05:31,702 --> 01:05:32,930
Excellent.

785
01:05:48,152 --> 01:05:50,086
So, explain to me, <i>Se�or</i> Verdugo...

786
01:05:50,154 --> 01:05:53,715
the intricacies of this
most holy instrument of confession.

787
01:05:54,492 --> 01:05:56,892
Triola, I don't think you should see this,
my daughter.

788
01:05:56,961 --> 01:06:00,453
- It's only another torture machine.
- I want it to be a surprise for you.

789
01:06:00,531 --> 01:06:03,091
- Later, my sweet.
- All right, Daddy.

790
01:06:03,734 --> 01:06:06,168
- So, my new confessional.
- Yes, of course.

791
01:06:06,237 --> 01:06:10,731
But first, Your Severity,
you will notice that the instrument...

792
01:06:10,808 --> 01:06:14,539
is completely surrounded
by this pool of acid...

793
01:06:14,612 --> 01:06:17,911
which will destroy anything thrown into it...

794
01:06:17,982 --> 01:06:21,383
except gold and precious stones.

795
01:06:21,552 --> 01:06:24,578
But flesh and bone and iron...

796
01:06:25,690 --> 01:06:26,987
Observe.

797
01:06:34,665 --> 01:06:35,825
Voil�!

798
01:06:38,869 --> 01:06:41,099
And it doesn't dissolve gold, you say?

799
01:06:41,172 --> 01:06:45,268
No. Not, of course.
Of course not, Your Vapidity.

800
01:06:45,343 --> 01:06:49,803
Even if they have swallowed their valuables,
Your Severity...

801
01:06:50,248 --> 01:06:54,582
there would be no need for
those messy searches that we used to have.

802
01:06:54,652 --> 01:06:56,347
Unless we want one.

803
01:06:56,420 --> 01:06:58,684
Of course, Your Outrageousness.

804
01:07:05,930 --> 01:07:07,898
So this is my new confessional?

805
01:07:07,965 --> 01:07:12,197
Yes, it is. It works this way, Your Ferocity.
If you will, please.

806
01:07:13,104 --> 01:07:14,662
The prisoner...

807
01:07:15,206 --> 01:07:17,071
is totally restrained...

808
01:07:17,341 --> 01:07:20,242
by means of this iron banding.

809
01:07:20,411 --> 01:07:22,242
Excellent. Excellent.

810
01:07:22,947 --> 01:07:27,111
But there is more to it than that,
Your Blizzard of the Wrong.

811
01:07:27,218 --> 01:07:30,381
By means of these ratchets
and these screws...

812
01:07:30,454 --> 01:07:33,912
you can place his body
in any position that you want...

813
01:07:33,991 --> 01:07:38,155
for as long as you want
and do anything to it that you want.

814
01:07:38,863 --> 01:07:42,264
You can break every bone in his hand...

815
01:07:42,333 --> 01:07:44,301
one at a time.

816
01:07:44,368 --> 01:07:46,063
- And feet?
- And the feet.

817
01:07:46,871 --> 01:07:48,236
I love it.

818
01:07:48,306 --> 01:07:50,274
- And the back?
- And the back.

819
01:07:50,341 --> 01:07:54,300
- And slowly crush them and break them?
- Oh, yes.

820
01:07:54,879 --> 01:07:58,144
It is very effective,
Your Acute Horrendousness.

821
01:07:58,516 --> 01:08:01,883
People will be even more frightened of me
when they hear I have this.

822
01:08:01,952 --> 01:08:05,615
Oh, yes, definitely, Your Blind Stupidity.

823
01:08:07,692 --> 01:08:09,683
Even you, <i>Se�or</i> Verdugo?

824
01:08:11,095 --> 01:08:13,222
Well, of course not me.

825
01:08:13,297 --> 01:08:17,427
I mean, after all, I made it. I designed it.
It's my baby.

826
01:08:18,069 --> 01:08:20,060
Well, let's see if it works.

827
01:08:23,207 --> 01:08:26,870
If it does not work,
I shall dispatch you with heavenly force.

828
01:08:39,156 --> 01:08:42,648
Well, we could all do
with some good food and clean water.

829
01:08:42,727 --> 01:08:45,628
- Mr. Moon, prepare a hunting party.
- Aye, aye, sir.

830
01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:48,397
Why don't you go ahead and forage...

831
01:08:48,466 --> 01:08:52,334
and me and a few of the lads'll stay behind
and guard the boat?

832
01:08:52,837 --> 01:08:54,464
Very good, Mr. Moon.

833
01:09:04,648 --> 01:09:08,812
There's a beach like this, which ought to be
on the other side of the island.

834
01:09:10,154 --> 01:09:13,021
We'll cover more ground if we separate.

835
01:09:13,858 --> 01:09:17,294
We'll have every gun on that ship ready
for them when they return.

836
01:09:17,995 --> 01:09:19,519
Bosun Gilbert.

837
01:09:20,965 --> 01:09:23,866
Aye, aye, Captain Moon.

838
01:11:07,738 --> 01:11:09,399
Bloody murderers.

839
01:11:25,523 --> 01:11:27,218
Unhand me, you heathens.

840
01:11:33,898 --> 01:11:34,887
Percy...

841
01:11:35,099 --> 01:11:38,626
I think I found the tree that
that paralyzing liquid comes from.

842
01:11:38,702 --> 01:11:41,694
Just stab some under the skin and...

843
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:44,437
You do what?

844
01:11:45,042 --> 01:11:46,509
Stab some...

845
01:11:47,411 --> 01:11:48,844
Oh, that.

846
01:11:57,021 --> 01:11:58,886
They've captured Dan.

847
01:11:58,989 --> 01:12:00,684
Ebenezer, look.

848
01:12:01,258 --> 01:12:02,247
Who?

849
01:12:02,326 --> 01:12:04,817
Shall we send for reinforcements...

850
01:12:04,895 --> 01:12:06,863
or capture them now?

851
01:12:11,368 --> 01:12:12,630
Wait a minute.

852
01:12:13,470 --> 01:12:14,960
What's that?

853
01:12:21,845 --> 01:12:23,107
Good Lord.

854
01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:25,072
How did he get here?

855
01:12:25,182 --> 01:12:26,911
There's our reinforcement.

856
01:12:36,694 --> 01:12:39,891
Seems to have taken a mild dislike
to the priests.

857
01:13:07,558 --> 01:13:11,255
Come on, men. Let's rescue Captain Dan.

858
01:13:11,962 --> 01:13:13,395
Not likely, mate.

859
01:13:13,464 --> 01:13:14,795
And the treasure.

860
01:13:14,865 --> 01:13:17,629
- Right you are, mate.
- Be right with you.

861
01:13:19,503 --> 01:13:21,733
- No, no, I can't. Leave me alone.
- Come on, come on, please.

862
01:13:21,805 --> 01:13:23,636
He'll come back. He'll kill you. You see?

863
01:13:24,475 --> 01:13:26,136
Your Assholiness.

864
01:13:31,115 --> 01:13:32,844
Greetings, Your Vehemence.

865
01:13:35,252 --> 01:13:36,514
Mission accomplished.

866
01:13:36,587 --> 01:13:38,953
By the grace of God and heavenly force...

867
01:13:39,023 --> 01:13:41,958
five heathen souls
have attained eternal serenity.

868
01:13:42,993 --> 01:13:44,551
Only five?

869
01:13:45,729 --> 01:13:47,424
Was there any money?

870
01:13:47,498 --> 01:13:49,932
On the paltry side, Your Barbarity.

871
01:13:51,502 --> 01:13:55,063
So your mission was as so much fart gas.

872
01:13:56,006 --> 01:13:57,667
Oh, no, Your Offensiveness.

873
01:13:57,741 --> 01:14:00,505
The ship that they came on
was after Yellowbeard's treasure.

874
01:14:00,577 --> 01:14:01,908
Yellowbeard?

875
01:14:01,979 --> 01:14:03,571
Oh, no, no. He is not here.

876
01:14:03,647 --> 01:14:05,740
Just the men
who came looking for his treasure.

877
01:14:05,816 --> 01:14:08,546
This is one of their officers,
Your Molestation.

878
01:14:09,219 --> 01:14:11,050
The treasure of Yellowbeard.

879
01:14:11,121 --> 01:14:12,918
Now I am the richest...

880
01:14:14,191 --> 01:14:16,489
You must find out everything he knows.

881
01:14:16,593 --> 01:14:18,424
I have just the thing.

882
01:14:34,545 --> 01:14:36,410
Oh, my head.

883
01:14:36,747 --> 01:14:39,545
And my foot and my back.

884
01:14:39,616 --> 01:14:41,049
<i>Mon Dieu,</i> it works.

885
01:14:41,151 --> 01:14:43,676
You may torture me,
but it will avail you nothing.

886
01:14:43,754 --> 01:14:46,120
We'll see about that, sailor.

887
01:15:04,174 --> 01:15:08,838
Captain Moon, sir, they've captured Dan,
and they're setting a trap for the others.

888
01:15:09,113 --> 01:15:10,410
Excellent.

889
01:15:10,814 --> 01:15:14,614
They're making it easy for us.
Well done, Gilbert.

890
01:15:31,401 --> 01:15:33,301
Is it too cold for you?

891
01:15:34,004 --> 01:15:35,631
No, I'm all right.

892
01:15:36,440 --> 01:15:40,501
You must tell my father
where the treasure is, or you will surely die.

893
01:15:40,711 --> 01:15:41,973
I'll tell him nothing.

894
01:15:42,045 --> 01:15:45,173
But he only wants it
for the grace and glory of God.

895
01:15:45,249 --> 01:15:48,480
What kind of God is it
that kills and tortures men?

896
01:15:48,552 --> 01:15:50,986
My father's only purpose
is to enable heathen souls...

897
01:15:51,054 --> 01:15:54,615
to enter heaven more rapidly
than they would of their own accord.

898
01:15:55,125 --> 01:15:56,649
Please tell him.

899
01:15:57,194 --> 01:15:58,991
It hurts me to see you hurt.

900
01:15:59,062 --> 01:16:02,498
It hurts me to see you be hurt
by me being hurt.

901
01:16:03,834 --> 01:16:05,426
I think I love you.

902
01:16:05,502 --> 01:16:07,026
You're right, you do.

903
01:16:07,104 --> 01:16:08,662
And I love you.

904
01:16:09,139 --> 01:16:12,233
And when I am rescued,
I want you to come with me.

905
01:16:12,476 --> 01:16:15,240
But to come with you
would mean leaving here.

906
01:16:16,613 --> 01:16:19,173
- Are you taking the treasure?
- That's right.

907
01:16:21,385 --> 01:16:23,683
Triola, you realize your father may be killed?

908
01:16:23,754 --> 01:16:26,814
Oh, Daddy won't mind.
He's a bit odd about things like that.

909
01:16:26,890 --> 01:16:28,687
I must pack my things.

910
01:16:45,342 --> 01:16:47,537
Excuse me, Your Monstrosity.

911
01:16:48,045 --> 01:16:50,741
Our prisoner here must be very <i>importante.</i>

912
01:16:51,048 --> 01:16:54,313
There seems to be
quite a little army gathering down there.

913
01:16:55,752 --> 01:16:58,653
- Could it be their leader?
- No.

914
01:16:59,156 --> 01:17:01,920
But there is a man
of very high rank giving orders.

915
01:17:01,992 --> 01:17:04,392
He would know where the treasure is.

916
01:17:04,528 --> 01:17:06,723
He is the one we must capture.

917
01:17:07,965 --> 01:17:10,900
That would be very difficult, O Berserk One.

918
01:17:10,968 --> 01:17:14,631
He would be the last in the attack
and the first to escape.

919
01:17:15,138 --> 01:17:17,038
Typical leader for you.

920
01:17:18,075 --> 01:17:19,565
What did you say?

921
01:17:19,643 --> 01:17:22,635
I said, except for you,
O Mindless Slaughterer.

922
01:17:27,684 --> 01:17:29,811
That's the answer. Yeah.

923
01:17:31,622 --> 01:17:35,854
We will lure their leader to the front
by allowing their attack to succeed.

924
01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:37,182
Yes.

925
01:17:37,294 --> 01:17:41,856
We will pretend to resist
and fake injury and death when they attack.

926
01:17:44,167 --> 01:17:47,500
Excuse me,
why are you banging your head like that?

927
01:17:49,539 --> 01:17:51,370
- Was I?
- Yes, you was.

928
01:17:52,109 --> 01:17:54,407
We all seen you, you silly man.

929
01:17:54,578 --> 01:17:55,909
Excuse me.

930
01:17:55,979 --> 01:18:00,973
Yes, and when the invaders reach
the throne room, my men will rise up...

931
01:18:01,485 --> 01:18:05,012
and dispatch all
with majestic heavenly force.

932
01:18:06,356 --> 01:18:08,881
Magnificent strategy, Your Arrogance.

933
01:18:09,159 --> 01:18:11,354
But it must look realistic.

934
01:18:11,561 --> 01:18:13,654
Anyone caught overacting...

935
01:18:14,264 --> 01:18:16,732
I will personally scare to death.

936
01:18:18,402 --> 01:18:20,802
- Alms for the poor.
- Social parasite.

937
01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:22,497
Take the donkey.

938
01:18:22,572 --> 01:18:24,164
- My bowl. Where is my bowl?
- Come on, burro!

939
01:18:27,945 --> 01:18:29,378
Hold on, men.

940
01:18:30,914 --> 01:18:32,176
This way.

941
01:18:33,483 --> 01:18:35,314
Welcome to our trap.

942
01:18:40,023 --> 01:18:41,581
Come on, Ebenezer.

943
01:18:44,361 --> 01:18:47,626
Now everyone wait for my signal.
Oh, except you.

944
01:19:23,367 --> 01:19:24,994
That is pathetic!

945
01:19:29,806 --> 01:19:31,933
- What?
- What about this, sir?

946
01:19:35,345 --> 01:19:37,745
Go back to your position. Go on!

947
01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:41,777
So far, so good.

948
01:19:43,153 --> 01:19:44,484
This way, men.

949
01:20:03,940 --> 01:20:05,840
Vasquez, don't overdo it.

950
01:20:09,913 --> 01:20:12,541
- Alms for the poor.
- On guard.

951
01:20:14,551 --> 01:20:15,848
And you.

952
01:20:18,422 --> 01:20:19,650
Jolly good.

953
01:20:21,224 --> 01:20:22,623
Touch�.

954
01:20:33,804 --> 01:20:35,101
Good shot.

955
01:20:42,879 --> 01:20:44,506
Look at this, sir.

956
01:20:51,021 --> 01:20:52,579
This is terrible!

957
01:20:53,523 --> 01:20:56,458
I will have no more bad acting!

958
01:21:24,955 --> 01:21:26,946
- That was great. Bravo.
- Cool.

959
01:21:27,023 --> 01:21:28,615
Bravo.

960
01:21:33,196 --> 01:21:35,130
What do you make of it?

961
01:21:40,437 --> 01:21:42,462
Dead. Entirely.

962
01:21:47,110 --> 01:21:48,668
Release that man.

963
01:21:49,479 --> 01:21:51,947
You have fallen for
one of my least likely plans.

964
01:21:54,885 --> 01:21:57,410
Stand up, men. Come on, you guys.

965
01:21:57,487 --> 01:22:00,251
- Up. Up.
- I administered a drop of this to them all...

966
01:22:00,323 --> 01:22:02,257
just as a precaution.

967
01:22:02,959 --> 01:22:06,952
Well, then, you give me no choice.
I shall have to... I shall have to...

968
01:22:07,030 --> 01:22:08,258
give up completely.

969
01:22:08,331 --> 01:22:10,799
Sorry about that. Sorry, sorry, everyone.

970
01:22:10,901 --> 01:22:13,529
I'll go free your friend, then, shall I?

971
01:22:18,241 --> 01:22:21,972
I'm much too fiendish
for the likes of you white-faced persons.

972
01:22:22,045 --> 01:22:25,139
Your friend, who you value so highly,
is in my power.

973
01:22:25,215 --> 01:22:27,649
- Well, what sort of power?
- What?

974
01:22:27,717 --> 01:22:30,652
Well, what sort of power do you have?

975
01:22:30,720 --> 01:22:33,245
My divine right
to command over life and death.

976
01:22:33,323 --> 01:22:36,383
- That sort of power.
- That sort of power, yes.

977
01:22:36,459 --> 01:22:39,895
I thought perhaps
you meant mechanical energy.

978
01:22:39,996 --> 01:22:43,227
As ruler,
my supremacy is absolute on this island.

979
01:22:43,733 --> 01:22:46,429
I thought this was an atoll.

980
01:22:46,503 --> 01:22:49,802
- Not at all. Not an atoll.
- No, not an atoll? Oh, no. What is it, then?

981
01:22:49,873 --> 01:22:52,364
- This is an isthmus.
- Isthmus.

982
01:22:52,442 --> 01:22:55,172
Silence and obey, or I shall kill your captain.

983
01:22:57,380 --> 01:22:58,711
Yellowbeard.

984
01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:04,878
Father, we thought you were dead.

985
01:23:04,955 --> 01:23:08,322
Us Yellowbeards are never more dangerous
than when we're dead.

986
01:23:08,391 --> 01:23:10,621
How you getting on pirating?

987
01:23:11,061 --> 01:23:14,053
- Well...
- How many men have you killed so far?

988
01:23:14,197 --> 01:23:16,222
One. Two, I think.

989
01:23:16,299 --> 01:23:19,791
You think? You'll never kill anyone
if you go around thinking.

990
01:23:21,504 --> 01:23:22,732
Triola.

991
01:23:24,274 --> 01:23:25,969
I don't think you've met my father.

992
01:23:26,042 --> 01:23:29,375
Been out raping, lad? Nice work, lad.

993
01:23:30,113 --> 01:23:31,478
No, I haven't raped her.

994
01:23:31,548 --> 01:23:33,607
No, you wouldn't have, you poncey little git.

995
01:23:33,683 --> 01:23:36,618
You're not the prawn of my loins.
Your mother's a bloody liar.

996
01:23:36,686 --> 01:23:38,119
That's what I liked about her.

997
01:23:38,188 --> 01:23:41,589
She couldn't be your mother.
No woman ever slept with me and lived.

998
01:23:41,658 --> 01:23:44,126
- What's happened to Daddy?
- I killed him.

999
01:23:44,427 --> 01:23:45,917
He's gone to heaven.

1000
01:23:45,996 --> 01:23:49,193
Oh, that's nice. He sent all his friends there.

1001
01:23:49,266 --> 01:23:51,029
She's yours, is she then, Dan?

1002
01:23:51,101 --> 01:23:53,729
Let me have a bit of a prod at her first.

1003
01:23:53,803 --> 01:23:55,964
- Father!
- Captain Dan!

1004
01:23:56,206 --> 01:23:58,174
Captain Dan. It's Mr...

1005
01:24:01,611 --> 01:24:03,636
- Who?
- It's...

1006
01:24:05,215 --> 01:24:07,649
It's Mr. Moon.

1007
01:24:08,218 --> 01:24:10,652
Moon? That shithead Moon?

1008
01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:13,052
It's time I got rid of him.

1009
01:24:13,123 --> 01:24:15,455
Dad, stop. Look, we'll all fight Mr. Moon.

1010
01:24:15,525 --> 01:24:18,392
Oh, good. Another battle. Well done, Son.

1011
01:24:18,928 --> 01:24:20,088
Dan.

1012
01:24:25,268 --> 01:24:28,567
Come on, men. Let's go get our treasure.

1013
01:24:37,914 --> 01:24:39,347
So long, mate.

1014
01:24:39,683 --> 01:24:42,948
Don't worry. I'll spend your share.

1015
01:24:43,019 --> 01:24:47,319
- No, you won't, Mr. Moon.
- It's little Captain Dan, huh?

1016
01:24:48,591 --> 01:24:49,615
Yellowbeard!

1017
01:24:49,693 --> 01:24:52,321
Moon, you bastard, what betrayed me.

1018
01:24:55,098 --> 01:24:59,398
I'm gonna make you eat
both your own buttocks.

1019
01:25:02,806 --> 01:25:06,799
I've got a score to settle with you,
Captain Yellowbeard.

1020
01:25:17,687 --> 01:25:18,915
Good girl.

1021
01:25:33,236 --> 01:25:35,670
Hold your throat on this sword.

1022
01:25:44,447 --> 01:25:46,347
He's all yours, lad.

1023
01:26:26,289 --> 01:26:27,779
Dan, watch out.

1024
01:26:57,520 --> 01:26:58,817
Get going!

1025
01:27:00,023 --> 01:27:02,321
Great shot, young lady.

1026
01:27:08,598 --> 01:27:10,122
Later, Triola. I must find my father.

1027
01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:13,533
You mean Yellowbeard? He went that way.

1028
01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:18,803
Well, Commander Clement...

1029
01:27:18,908 --> 01:27:23,004
I had high hopes
you would consider sharing.

1030
01:27:23,112 --> 01:27:25,842
Just lead me to Yellowbeard's treasure,
Mrs. Beard.

1031
01:27:25,915 --> 01:27:27,644
- That's all I want.
- Right.

1032
01:27:28,151 --> 01:27:30,745
Well, as I recall...

1033
01:27:31,788 --> 01:27:33,983
it should be in that direction.

1034
01:27:34,057 --> 01:27:37,788
Let's see, that's stagger, stagger,
crawl, crawl...

1035
01:27:38,862 --> 01:27:42,628
No, that's crawl, crawl. Right.

1036
01:27:45,635 --> 01:27:47,000
Crawl, sir?

1037
01:27:47,937 --> 01:27:49,336
Come on, men.

1038
01:27:50,139 --> 01:27:52,630
Right, right.

1039
01:27:56,179 --> 01:27:59,979
Stagger, stagger, right and jump.

1040
01:28:00,049 --> 01:28:01,880
- And stagger.
- Jump.

1041
01:28:01,951 --> 01:28:05,944
- Stagger, stagger, jump.
- Jump. Wait for me, sir.

1042
01:28:06,623 --> 01:28:09,285
It's quite good exercise this, really, isn't it?

1043
01:28:09,359 --> 01:28:12,851
Get shot, stagger, stagger, stagger...

1044
01:28:14,030 --> 01:28:15,497
roll...

1045
01:28:15,565 --> 01:28:20,400
stagger, stagger, stagger a little bit, then...

1046
01:28:21,371 --> 01:28:24,829
stagger, stagger, crawl, stagger...

1047
01:28:24,908 --> 01:28:27,604
stagger, stagger, roll...

1048
01:28:29,712 --> 01:28:32,237
and crawl, crawl, crawl...

1049
01:28:32,882 --> 01:28:36,147
- stagger, stagger, stagger...
- Father, are you all right?

1050
01:28:36,219 --> 01:28:39,655
Stagger, stagger, stagger...
Father?

1051
01:28:41,391 --> 01:28:44,360
You made me forget where I was,
you stupid little sod.

1052
01:28:44,427 --> 01:28:45,860
- What were you doing?
- Shut up!

1053
01:28:45,929 --> 01:28:48,625
Did I just say stagger or was it crawl?

1054
01:28:48,698 --> 01:28:50,393
- I don't know.
- It was crawl.

1055
01:28:50,466 --> 01:28:53,299
But was it crawl to the right,
crawl to the left...

1056
01:28:53,369 --> 01:28:57,738
or crawl, crawl, then to the right,
then stagger? Or was it...

1057
01:28:57,807 --> 01:28:59,536
Oh, bugger me,
you've sodded the whole thing up...

1058
01:28:59,609 --> 01:29:01,509
like the stupid little twerp that you are.

1059
01:29:01,578 --> 01:29:05,070
I was recreating what happened to me
20 years ago, man and boy.

1060
01:29:05,148 --> 01:29:06,479
Why didn't you stay with us?

1061
01:29:06,549 --> 01:29:09,347
- Because I wanted to betray you.
- But why?

1062
01:29:09,452 --> 01:29:12,012
I had to. Betraying's all part of pirating.

1063
01:29:12,088 --> 01:29:14,522
If you don't know that,
you're not even close to being a pirate.

1064
01:29:14,591 --> 01:29:17,082
- Prawn of my loins, my foot.
- What?

1065
01:29:17,594 --> 01:29:19,528
You're either born a pirate or not.

1066
01:29:19,596 --> 01:29:23,430
It's in the blood, Dan, and it's not in your
blood, or you'd have betrayed me long ago.

1067
01:29:23,499 --> 01:29:26,559
All right, I may not be a pirate,
but at least I've got a brain in my head...

1068
01:29:26,636 --> 01:29:28,331
so why don't we
just follow the instructions?

1069
01:29:28,404 --> 01:29:29,564
Right.

1070
01:29:34,477 --> 01:29:35,501
Right.

1071
01:29:35,878 --> 01:29:40,611
Six paces north, left at the rock,
then four paces west.

1072
01:29:42,085 --> 01:29:43,677
Right, come on, lad.

1073
01:29:43,753 --> 01:29:47,120
Give us a hand. Stride, stride, stagger left...

1074
01:29:47,223 --> 01:29:49,748
stride, stride, then dig.

1075
01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:53,456
Go on, make yourself useful, lad.

1076
01:29:54,764 --> 01:29:57,028
You know, the way you was
fighting back there...

1077
01:29:57,100 --> 01:29:59,568
there may be some pirate blood in you,
after all.

1078
01:29:59,636 --> 01:30:02,901
Well, I did have a hand
in forcing Mr. Moon into the acid.

1079
01:30:03,206 --> 01:30:07,267
With your head on my shoulders,
we can wreck civilization.

1080
01:30:09,912 --> 01:30:12,608
- And stagger and jump and jump...
- Keep hopping.

1081
01:30:12,682 --> 01:30:14,343
And stagger and stagger and jump.

1082
01:30:16,386 --> 01:30:19,947
Go on, Dan, use your dagger.

1083
01:30:24,694 --> 01:30:27,925
- Look at it all.
- Hip, hip, hooray!

1084
01:30:28,598 --> 01:30:31,897
- Triola, we're rich.
- Come on, Dan.

1085
01:30:33,302 --> 01:30:35,236
Congratulations, Father.

1086
01:30:37,173 --> 01:30:39,164
But I didn't...

1087
01:30:39,776 --> 01:30:42,768
- You are a Yellowbeard.
- What?

1088
01:30:45,181 --> 01:30:49,311
Killing your father
as I killed my father before me.

1089
01:30:50,987 --> 01:30:53,455
- Dad, the blood.
- Blood.

1090
01:30:55,858 --> 01:30:57,883
That's what I like to hear.

1091
01:30:58,628 --> 01:31:00,619
You are my son.

1092
01:31:08,371 --> 01:31:10,430
Halt, in the name of the law!

1093
01:31:12,208 --> 01:31:15,234
Well done there, lad. Got him at last.

1094
01:31:15,611 --> 01:31:17,408
All right, men. Keep your guns on him.

1095
01:31:17,480 --> 01:31:21,849
Hello, Dan. Hello, lambchop.
Wonderful to see you.

1096
01:31:22,085 --> 01:31:23,712
Pity about your dad.

1097
01:31:23,786 --> 01:31:27,381
On the other hand, it is the way
what he said he always wanted to go.

1098
01:31:27,457 --> 01:31:28,788
Horribly.

1099
01:31:29,892 --> 01:31:32,258
Commander Clement, Royal Navy.

1100
01:31:33,129 --> 01:31:36,860
- I claim this treasure...
- He claims it?

1101
01:31:36,933 --> 01:31:39,766
In the name of Her Majesty, Queen Anne.

1102
01:31:39,869 --> 01:31:43,430
Dan, darling,
I don't think I love you anymore.

1103
01:31:43,806 --> 01:31:45,774
You're right. You don't.

1104
01:31:46,109 --> 01:31:47,576
Goodbye, Triola.

1105
01:31:47,643 --> 01:31:50,578
There's at least two more chests down there.

1106
01:31:50,780 --> 01:31:53,544
You'll be a duke now, sir. Won't you, sir?

1107
01:31:54,350 --> 01:31:56,648
Duty, Mansell. That's my reward.

1108
01:31:57,587 --> 01:31:58,849
Duke, eh?

1109
01:31:59,856 --> 01:32:03,292
You've got a lovely bottom, blue eyes.

1110
01:32:03,659 --> 01:32:05,684
- I think I love you.
- What?

1111
01:32:05,962 --> 01:32:09,261
She said you've got a lovely bottom,
sir, and...

1112
01:32:09,332 --> 01:32:11,163
- Shut up, Mansell.
- Yes, sir.

1113
01:32:11,734 --> 01:32:14,965
- Right, Mansell, clap those people in irons.
- Sir.

1114
01:32:19,375 --> 01:32:21,969
You poor dear. You must have suffered.

1115
01:32:22,311 --> 01:32:25,246
- Tell me about it.
- It was simply awful.

1116
01:32:36,959 --> 01:32:40,156
Sir, I was just thinking...

1117
01:32:40,763 --> 01:32:43,391
Her Majesty can have no idea...

1118
01:32:43,466 --> 01:32:46,230
how much treasure we've got. Can she, sir?

1119
01:32:47,170 --> 01:32:48,728
No, she can't.

1120
01:32:49,705 --> 01:32:51,866
- Have one yourself.
- Thank you, sir.

1121
01:32:52,375 --> 01:32:55,435
Or even where we are.

1122
01:32:57,146 --> 01:32:58,579
I say, sir.

1123
01:33:00,416 --> 01:33:04,318
Mansell, are you thinking
what I think you're thinking?

1124
01:33:04,587 --> 01:33:06,953
I'll think whatever you say, sir.

1125
01:33:08,791 --> 01:33:11,316
Ever been to the Americas?

1126
01:33:16,065 --> 01:33:19,728
Us Yellowbeards are never more dangerous
than when we're dead.

1127
01:33:20,736 --> 01:33:21,862
Dan.

1128
01:33:23,973 --> 01:33:25,702
I think I love you.

1129
01:33:26,008 --> 01:33:28,875
Come on, lad, there's pirating to be done.