1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:07,089 Oh, man, my delts are blasted. 2 00:00:08,925 --> 00:00:11,927 a chart for how much protein powder to scoop 3 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,388 for a 1 80-pound man with no fat 4 00:00:14,472 --> 00:00:17,391 Protein powder, huh? You cut it with water? 5 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,393 Why don't you just take estrogen? 6 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:20,477 Here 7 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,529 There you go, boys See how Papa takes care of you 8 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:35,075 people thought biceps were all that. 9 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:37,369 They'd flex them all night at the discotheque 10 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,538 all about core, huh? 11 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:40,622 Yeah 12 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:42,207 Core's critical 13 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:45,085 There are four tenets of Pilates that I live my life by. 14 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,670 One, lengthen 15 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,547 Two, elongate 16 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,883 Listen, guys. I think we all want to know the same thing, right? 17 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:51,967 Who's the strongest? 18 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,470 There's only one way to solve that 19 00:00:55,346 --> 00:00:57,097 Thigh curl contest 20 00:00:57,932 --> 00:00:59,308 All right, here we go, everybody 21 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,268 May the manliest man win 22 00:01:01,352 --> 00:01:02,352 Go 23 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:06,648 Feast on this, Lewis 24 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:11,070 I love the burn The burn is where I live 25 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:13,238 Come on, Gabe. You can't handle his hamstrings. 26 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:14,990 You're getting hypno-thized 27 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,492 Speed set. One 28 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:18,869 One, two 29 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,746 Here, this is for your elbows For your elbows 30 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:21,830 Thank you You're welcome. 31 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,499 Five, six... - Seven 32 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,086 Quick phone call for you guys Keep going. Eight. 33 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:28,253 Nine 34 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:29,838 Hello? - Ten. 35 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,340 We got it? 36 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:35,302 Very funny, Jim 37 00:01:35,386 --> 00:01:36,428 Yeah, Jim 38 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,555 Way to mock us for perfecting our bodies 39 00:01:38,681 --> 00:01:40,974 Everyone, conference room Now. 40 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:48,565 All right Easy there, Grandpa 41 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:51,652 Okay, you don't need my help? 42 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,320 Here, here, just 43 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:07,876 Morning Hey 44 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:12,631 Somebody left in such a hurry this morning that she forgot 45 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,092 these Oh 46 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:16,927 You know, the only thing more delicious than your feet 47 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:20,347 is the feast that I am going to prepare for everyone. 48 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:24,017 Andy if you're going to hang out for a while 49 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,102 Uh. 50 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:27,271 What's this? 51 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,565 This dumb new rule Robert made 52 00:02:29,732 --> 00:02:31,692 He just wants visitors to sign in 53 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:33,694 Is this Robert's attempt to embarrass me? 54 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,529 No, of course not 55 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:39,741 It's just... I think it's like if we make an exception for you 56 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:42,494 then we have to make an exception for the water guy 57 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,997 and then it's like, "Where does it end?' So, just... 58 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,499 Why is it when other people spend all their time at tee office, 59 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:50,335 they're rewarded for it and when I do it, 60 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,754 "It's a little much"? 61 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,050 Is it because I'm not an employee anymore? 62 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,927 Because that's what it feels like 63 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:00,095 All right enjoy the Illinois game 64 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,138 Good, we have a deal? 65 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,390 Thanks, Janet Thanks so much, Earl. 66 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:05,058 Wow. A simultaneous sale 67 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,894 And they said it couldn't be done. Boom. Screw them 68 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:09,438 A lot going on, guys What's happening? 69 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:10,939 The Binghamton branch closed last night 70 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:12,441 and all their clients are up for grabs 71 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,443 That was a fine branch 72 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:18,697 Things are really bad under Robert California I guess 73 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:20,032 It's like a festival of poo 74 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:21,450 Hey, come on, language 75 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,827 Yeah, and we're not interested in your sour grapes, okay? 76 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,787 Jim, tell him where he can stick his grapes. 77 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,414 In the fridge 78 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:29,124 No, Jim. The butt, in his butt 79 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,834 Sorry, man, I can't focus on zingers 80 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,336 There's too many potential clients. 81 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:34,004 You two better watch yourselves 82 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:35,505 Yeah, the Syracuse branch can't be happy 83 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,090 you're taking New York clients 84 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:56,318 Robert, why did Binghamton close? 85 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,862 Can everyone just Please 86 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:06,370 saturnalia last night 87 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:09,456 in celebration of the finalization of my divorce 88 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:13,627 of Australian reds 89 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:16,672 and, how should I say this Colombian whites. 90 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:21,260 Wait, what is this about Binghamton? 91 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,637 The branch closed, forever 92 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:30,227 Closing the Binghamton branch never occurred to me before today. 93 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:33,188 Or, I guess, last night 94 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:36,358 But, in vino veritas, as they say 95 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:39,945 I'm not going to start doubting my drunken self now 96 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:46,493 I got your voice mail from last night 97 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,330 Wonderful 98 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:56,920 And the answer is yes yes, yes, yes, 99 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,880 and never 100 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:11,601 Pam, when's the last time you lived so intensely 101 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:14,855 that your brain, literally, couldn't hold the memories in? 102 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:17,065 It was the summer 103 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:18,275 Apparently, I left a phone message 104 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:21,903 for Nellie last night, and I need you to find out what I said 105 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:24,281 Um, I am a little busy 106 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:25,574 Yes 107 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:27,284 Of course 108 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:32,497 Why don't you list the things that would keep you from helping me? 109 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,084 Yeah. I can make you a list 110 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:37,669 Let's do it now 111 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:40,505 What's number one? 112 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:45,093 Why don't I help you now? Okay There we go 113 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:52,225 Who the hell are Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute? 114 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:53,852 Jim, Dwight, what are your last names? 115 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:55,562 And you are? 116 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,357 Harry Jannerone, Dunder Mifflin Syracuse 117 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,446 What the hell's all this? 118 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:07,240 Cherries jubilee over home-made gelato 119 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:11,787 You live well down here in PA I want to talk to you guys right now 120 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:13,330 And Lloyd Gross, too 121 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,207 Which one's that guy? 122 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:17,334 The salesmen have a commission cap, 123 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,002 but we figured out a way around it 124 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,922 Lloyd Gross is a fictional salesman we invented to 125 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:26,134 How do I put this? Steal from the company, embezzle, to commit fraud 126 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,595 Okay, it sounds sketchy but it helps us get more money. 127 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:29,721 Yes 128 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:30,931 Pam made a drawing of Lloyd. 129 00:06:31,015 --> 00:06:33,433 He is a blend of all the salesmen 130 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,062 There he is 131 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:39,231 That's Lloyd. Me? 132 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:41,024 Yeah, you 133 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,610 Where do you get off crossing state lines? 134 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:47,239 Now, we're actually closer to Binghamton than you are 135 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:48,657 kemo sabe 136 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,076 I like to think Lloyd Gross is a no-nonsense guy 137 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,537 who doesn't back down from anybody 138 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,831 and he calls people "kemo sabe.' 139 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,958 They're New York we're New York. 140 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,751 State line is the dividing line 141 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,545 That's the way it's always been 142 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,839 There's actually not a rule that says that. It's true 143 00:07:04,048 --> 00:07:07,134 It's true. There's no rule. You can check the employee handbook 144 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:09,177 Can I check the employee handbook, Lloyd? 145 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,805 Does it say anything about me choking a man with my bare hands? 146 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:13,974 No 147 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:17,394 Wait, no? Are you kidding me? You told me there was a rule. 148 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:19,563 so many people by now 149 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:23,191 Stay out of my state It's in your best interest to stay out of my state 150 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,694 I've seen guys like you, big guys 151 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,529 who like to push the little guys around 152 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:30,574 Lloyd Gross eats bullies like you for breakfast 153 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:32,993 Stay out of New York, Lloyd 154 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:36,872 Text from the old wife I'm going to take that. 155 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,129 How about this, why don't we just ask Robert? 156 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:46,548 Can we all agree that maybe the CEO should decide this? 157 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,049 Robert's here? 158 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:51,303 Look at us, bickering like school girls 159 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:54,055 looking around the room for things to hit each other with 160 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,682 were doing that 161 00:07:55,766 --> 00:07:58,560 Chair, lamp, plant, table leg Jim's leg 162 00:08:01,105 --> 00:08:05,025 Where's the Advil, Jim? I think I've hit my limit on the Tylenol... 163 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:06,109 Sorry, not Jim 164 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:08,069 Andrew, what do we have to do to get rid of you? 165 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:11,281 Hire you back and send Erin back to Florida? 166 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:13,992 Message received loud and clear 167 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:15,577 Just have to get the caramelized sugar 168 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:16,912 off the pan before it dries 169 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:17,996 Oh, for God's sake 170 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:22,459 Robert California what a surprise you're here in Scranton 171 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,543 Harry 172 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,337 So, why would you close Binghamton down 173 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,214 without a transition plan in place? 174 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,381 How do you mean? 175 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:34,012 No, no, no, kid, stay there Do your dishes. Go ahead 176 00:08:34,388 --> 00:08:36,389 Harry, there is a time for every decision 177 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,433 predetermined many years ago 178 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,644 There's no benefit in questioning why 179 00:08:40,728 --> 00:08:43,480 this particular decision seems 180 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:46,316 so poorly timed 181 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,069 Okay, what are you deciding? We get a say. 182 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:52,364 Listen Robert, I don't have time. There's a big client in play 183 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:53,990 Prestige Direct Mail Solutions 184 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,242 used to be Binghamton's Don't listen to him. 185 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:56,451 Nope I want it. It's mine 186 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,536 Prestige is ours 187 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:58,912 Okay, they're responsible for half of the junk ma 188 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:00,580 on the eastern seaboard We get them. 189 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,082 We already put a call in to them, Robert 190 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:03,792 We need you to make a decision 191 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:05,794 Make a decision. I have decided 192 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:09,256 Neither of you are to have any contact 193 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:13,677 with either Prestige or any other Binghamton client 194 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:16,805 until I've figured out how to divide things up 195 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,683 As Solomon once said 196 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,064 There's some bizarre energy in this place today. 197 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:29,943 Robert going off the rails, making some funky decisions 198 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:32,028 Like why is nobody going to call on Prestige? 199 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:33,488 That is a huge client 200 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,031 They could give their business to 201 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:36,658 the first person to walk in the door. 202 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:38,410 Could be any idiot. 203 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:39,786 Any idiot at all. 204 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:47,377 Shaping a company is in a sense, similar to training a geisha. 205 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:51,089 You have to mold not merely the physical form 206 00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:55,427 but also the character The two must harmonize 207 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,638 Are they still there? 208 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:03,435 They want a decision who gets the big client 209 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,271 They can wait 210 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:10,317 I'll still be talking about geishas long past their bedtime 211 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,528 You know, I trained as one 212 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:16,823 Is it just me or is our boss a freaking weirdo? 213 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,369 I'm going to get some air 214 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,962 Jim, you know what would be really dastardly? 215 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:34,341 If we snuck out of here and got to the client first 216 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:45,935 He's running 217 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:51,107 Damn it 218 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:54,152 What... What is this supposed to be? 219 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:55,236 It's a monkey 220 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:58,198 Jim, get real. This is not a monkey 221 00:10:58,282 --> 00:10:59,699 It's got a hula skirt and a blue nose. 222 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,201 Hold on. Hold on Is this him? 223 00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:02,994 What? Is that him? 224 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:05,246 It's him! Do something Get out! Go! 225 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:06,706 What? What am I going to do? I don't 226 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,917 Go slash his tires Go dent his hood! 227 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,837 That's it? 228 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,547 That's great. That's like a 5-second delay 229 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:15,799 Dwight 230 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:16,925 Go 231 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:20,178 Does this thing have turbo? Nitrous? Hit the NOS 232 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:22,597 NOS? You mean like in Fast and Furious? 233 00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:23,890 Yeah. Oh, yeah, I definitely have NOS 234 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,558 Hit the NOS. Are you sure? 235 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,603 Yes. We got it! Go! Brace yourself. Three, two, one 236 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,063 Here we go 237 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,071 Hello Andy Bernard to see the CEO 238 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,364 Oh. Do you have an appointment? 239 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,448 No, I do not 240 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,450 Okay. I think I can squeeze you in 241 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,953 Seriously? 242 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,331 Because I could just be anyone. I thought 243 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,125 I was going to have to convince you 244 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,960 He's really not that busy 245 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,253 Is there someone here to see me? 246 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,587 Yes. This man 247 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,172 Come on in 248 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:04,097 So, what do you make of this Robert California guy? 249 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,809 What does a guy like that do on an average weeknight 250 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,019 I'll tell you what he does 251 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,605 Hello. Hello, my clucking hens 252 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,941 Got room for another in the roost? 253 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:17,152 Huh? Don't worry I won't lay an egg 254 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:21,281 Robert sent me to take over if Pam fails 255 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,658 If? 256 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,787 crunching numbers all day 257 00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:29,581 Math is for boys 258 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,295 Did someone say "girl talk?' 259 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:40,133 Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum 260 00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:42,552 because I am great at girl talk 261 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,597 Have you guys been watching any good Korean soap operas? 262 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:47,807 I'm pretty deep into Hee-Jung Cinderella Girl. 263 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:51,311 Although, I definitely fast-forward through the Yung Tae storylines 264 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,314 Do you think I'd like that? Or is it important to have an Asian fetish? 265 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:58,026 I think you're going to need to have an Asian fetish. Yeah 266 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,779 It'll be upsetting if you don't 267 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,907 I'm a former paper executive I know the product. I know the margins 268 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,701 25% on your costs 269 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,621 Why haven't I heard of you? You got any references? 270 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,623 No. I'm a rogue 271 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,541 Uh-huh. Which is the best part 272 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,835 That means you will be my first customer 273 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,214 and your business will get 1 00% of my attention. 274 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:23,718 Now, I have written down my personal phone number 275 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,263 You call this any time 276 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:30,725 Every salesman I've ever met has given me his personal phone number 277 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,687 Of course they have, which is why I'm giving you 278 00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:37,524 a key to my house 279 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:45,323 Whatever you need, any time night or day, you just stop on by. 280 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:49,494 You want me to drive to your house if I need paper? 281 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,204 Maybe you just want someone to talk to, 282 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,998 maybe you need a place to crash for a couple of days 283 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:57,001 My wireless password is "eat, pray, love.' 284 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,670 Easy to remember 285 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:03,383 Ready? Go, go, go 286 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,028 You all right? Yeah. 287 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:39,586 Dwight, what are you doing? 288 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,670 Shh 289 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,885 Go! Go! Take the stairs, now What are you talking about? 290 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,053 Just run! Take the stairs! I don't even know where the stairs are 291 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,763 I'll stall him. Go 292 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,976 What are you doing? 293 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,396 I'm going to activate the seismic fail-safe 294 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,232 We'll be stuck between floors for hours 295 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,445 Oh 296 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,574 My pants fell down What? 297 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:12,410 My pants fell down I don't have a belt! 298 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,915 Hello, sir, good day. Dwight K. Schrute Dunder Mifflin Scranton 299 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,291 Forgive my pants they fell down. 300 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,752 An appointment with Mr. Ramish, please Right now is fine. 301 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:23,254 No, no, no. I was here first Dwight K. Schrute Dunder Mifflin Scranton. 302 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,505 Hi, guys. What's going on? 303 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,592 Mr. Ramish, Harry Jannerone Dunder Mifflin Syracuse. 304 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,594 I was here first. Sorry about this mix-up Okay. 305 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,638 I already made an appointment with your secretary 306 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:32,931 Let me stop you all right here 307 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,265 I've already picked a new paper supplier 308 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:35,767 Wait, it's not DM Utica, is it? 309 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:40,396 No, no, it's not Dunder Mifflin at all, actually. It's Big Red Paper Company 310 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,940 Big Red Paper Company? 311 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,024 Mmm-hmm 312 00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,027 Yes, yes, yes 313 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,239 Get me a cup of coffee 314 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,324 Me too 315 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,201 Or do you also have a monopoly on thirst? 316 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,203 All right, guys, it didn't work out for any of us, 317 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,246 so we're still on the same team 318 00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,207 Let me get these No 319 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,543 Let him get his own He's got Syracuse money 320 00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:05,838 You know your partner's got a lot of attitude, but I like that. 321 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,548 How long you guys been dating? 322 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,509 Jim couldn't land me in a thousand years. 323 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:10,718 But you're saying there's a chance. 324 00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:11,970 Shut up 325 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:15,807 Hey 326 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,897 Excellent. Excellent 327 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:27,360 Though troubling that your first instinct is thievery. 328 00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:28,444 What do you want from me? 329 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:32,573 Now we get to the bottom of Nellie's, "Yes, yes, yes, yes, never.' 330 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,283 Hello, Nell, it's Mum. 331 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:37,495 Do keep your chin up. It can't possibly be as bad as you describe. 332 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:38,913 Oh, yes, it can 333 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:44,168 This is MasterCard. You are over the limit. 334 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,213 Send the minimum payment of $448 by Monday, 335 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,507 or we will be forced to send it to collections. 336 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:50,717 Shopaholic 337 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,011 Sounds like it. Yeah 338 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,556 Hi, sis. Is your boss still hitting on you? 339 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,811 This is Annie from Second Nests. 340 00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:04,856 I'm sorry, but the Romanian orphanage felt more comfortable 341 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,734 with a two-person nuclear family than a single mother, 342 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,777 so we're going to hold out for that. Okay, that's enough 343 00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,529 No, no, no Pam, we need to get to the bottom of this 344 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:12,864 No. No. Come on. Come on 345 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:16,784 Robert, okay... So, I deleted them all They're all deleted. 346 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,579 Pam, you've completely bungled this 347 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:20,913 Ah 348 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,211 Hey 349 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:33,384 Can I do it, Pam? Can I pull off a gold Arabian sandal? 350 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,053 Um 351 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:38,306 Yes. Definitely. With your hair, certainly 352 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:40,725 You dropped your cell phone 353 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,060 Oh, gosh. Yep 354 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,604 Thank you. I'm so stupid 355 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:45,938 No. My goodness you just 356 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,691 You have a lot going on with Robert and everything 357 00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,444 Oh, God, Pam, don't get me started 358 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:52,862 No, I will not 359 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,030 You've just got me started 360 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:58,117 Robert is a filthy beast 361 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,122 Don't you get the feeling every time he looks at you, 362 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,666 he's just thinking of 15 different ways to do you? 363 00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:06,959 Well 364 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,837 The man talks of nothing but sex. 365 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,341 Sometimes he talks about flesh and bacchanals. 366 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,425 Oh, yeah 367 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,179 what he left on my phone last night 368 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,432 No. Don't. Just put it out of your mind 369 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,021 Pam, what is your address? 370 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,941 I'm going to send you a pair of these gold harem shoes 371 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:32,527 Oh. No, you don't Yes 372 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,738 Come on, a little gold Arabian slipper 373 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,157 Things are looking up 374 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:45,623 I have MasterCard right where I want them 375 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,960 and I have a new friend 376 00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:52,130 A friend 377 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:54,799 At work 378 00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,762 Erin 379 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,180 There's a call for you on line 1 380 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,141 Who is it? 381 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,643 He says, "Salvation.' No last name. 382 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,815 Yeah, hello 383 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:13,484 You once put me on a list of the losers in the office 384 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:16,070 This loser just got your biggest client 385 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,905 to give him all their business 386 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,700 So, hire me back, that business is yours. 387 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,327 Don't, and I will find another buyer 388 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:24,912 You're blackmailing me 389 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,998 It's just business 390 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,794 some ineffectual, privileged 391 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,005 effete, soft-penised debutant 392 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,257 You want to start a street fight with me, bring it on, 393 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,509 but you're going to be surprised by how ugly it gets 394 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:42,263 You don't even know my real name I'm the * Lizard King 395 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:47,727 Whoa 396 00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,817 Well, I gave him a chance 397 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:04,952 Andy Bernard? 398 00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:06,120 You got a minute? 399 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,623 I'm in the middle of a piano lesson 400 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:12,627 I wanted to see if could interest you in an investment 401 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,753 Dunder Mifflin 402 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:17,965 Dunder Mifflin Now, why would I want that? 403 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,009 It's worth half what it was three years ago 404 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,302 Exactly 405 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,804 And you know better than anyone that with the right management 406 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:27,433 it could be worth twice what you would pay for it today 407 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,272 Why don't you come in? 408 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,407 So, what would you do if you weren't selling paper? 409 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,284 Oh, man, I'd have to sell beets 410 00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,702 probably submit them for competition 411 00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,037 What? 412 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:49,247 Yeah, I know it sounds stupid, 413 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,415 but nationals has always kind of been a dream of mine. 414 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,417 How have we never talked about this before? 415 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,672 Wait, you don't even care about nationals 416 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:00,883 Nothing? 417 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,761 I've always wanted to own a bike shop, but 418 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,388 What about you? 419 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,516 I'd like to sell one big thing, you know? 420 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,434 Like a plane 421 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,520 One sale. I'm out 422 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,398 That sounds lovely 423 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:18,150 Anyway, Robert's going to run this company into the ground 424 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,863 so we won't be doing this in six months.