1 00:00:32,420 --> 00:00:34,337 [ Squeaks ] 2 00:00:47,587 --> 00:00:52,046 ♪ Her face is a map of the world Is a map of the world ♪ 3 00:00:52,128 --> 00:00:56,504 ♪ You can see she's a beautiful girl She's a beautiful girl ♪ 4 00:00:56,587 --> 00:01:01,796 ♪ And everything around her is a silver pool of light ♪ 5 00:01:01,879 --> 00:01:05,462 ♪ People who surround her feel the benefit of it ♪ 6 00:01:05,545 --> 00:01:08,670 ♪ It makes you calm ♪ 7 00:01:08,754 --> 00:01:12,170 ♪ She'll hold you captivated in her palm ♪ 8 00:01:12,253 --> 00:01:15,212 ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ 9 00:01:15,295 --> 00:01:17,670 ♪ This is what I wanna be ♪ 10 00:01:17,754 --> 00:01:20,879 ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ 11 00:01:20,962 --> 00:01:24,295 ♪ Why the hell it means so much to me ♪ 12 00:01:32,295 --> 00:01:37,253 ♪ And I feel like walking the world Like walking the world ♪ 13 00:01:37,337 --> 00:01:42,046 ♪ And you can hear she's a beautiful girl She's a beautiful girl ♪ 14 00:01:42,128 --> 00:01:47,545 ♪ She fills up every corner like she's born in black and white ♪ 15 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:50,879 ♪ Makes you feel warmer when you're trying to remember ♪ 16 00:01:50,962 --> 00:01:53,879 ♪ What you heard ♪ 17 00:01:53,962 --> 00:01:59,170 - ♪ She likes to leave you hanging on a word ♪ - Good luck. 18 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:02,879 ♪ Suddenly I see this is what I wanna be ♪ 19 00:02:02,962 --> 00:02:05,879 ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ [ Children Giggling ] 20 00:02:05,962 --> 00:02:08,712 ♪ Why the hell it means so much to me ♪ 21 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:12,587 ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ ♪ This is what I want to be ♪ 22 00:02:12,670 --> 00:02:14,879 ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ 23 00:02:14,962 --> 00:02:19,253 ♪ Why the hell it means so much to me ♪ 24 00:02:19,337 --> 00:02:21,212 ♪ And she's taller than most ♪ 25 00:02:21,295 --> 00:02:23,712 ♪ And she's looking at me ♪ 26 00:02:23,796 --> 00:02:26,087 ♪ I can see her eyes lookin' from the page in a magazine ♪ 27 00:02:26,170 --> 00:02:28,420 ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ 28 00:02:28,504 --> 00:02:32,420 ♪ She's got the power to be the power to give the power to see, yeah, yeah ♪ 29 00:02:32,504 --> 00:02:34,921 ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ ♪ She's got the power to be the power to give ♪ 30 00:02:35,004 --> 00:02:36,587 ♪ The power to see yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ [ Horn Honks ] 31 00:02:36,670 --> 00:02:38,921 ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ ♪ She's got the power to be ♪ 32 00:02:39,004 --> 00:02:41,253 ♪ The power to give the power to see yeah, yeah ♪ 33 00:02:41,337 --> 00:02:44,587 - ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ - ♪ She's got the power to be the power to give ♪ 34 00:02:44,670 --> 00:02:47,420 ♪ The power to see, yeah, yeah Suddenly I see ♪ 35 00:02:47,504 --> 00:02:51,253 ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ ♪ This is what I want to be ♪ 36 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:54,128 ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ 37 00:02:54,212 --> 00:02:56,629 ♪ Why the hell it means so much to me ♪ 38 00:02:56,712 --> 00:03:00,420 ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ ♪ This is what I want to be ♪ 39 00:03:00,504 --> 00:03:02,921 ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ 40 00:03:03,004 --> 00:03:06,128 ♪ Why the hell it means so much to me ♪ 41 00:03:06,212 --> 00:03:10,004 ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 42 00:03:10,087 --> 00:03:14,128 ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ 43 00:03:14,212 --> 00:03:17,004 ♪ Why the hell it means so much to me, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ 44 00:03:17,087 --> 00:03:19,587 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 45 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:22,796 ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ ♪ Suddenly I see ♪ 46 00:03:22,879 --> 00:03:26,253 ♪ Why the hell it means so much to me ♪♪ 47 00:03:26,337 --> 00:03:28,170 [ Bell Dings ] 48 00:03:38,253 --> 00:03:42,337 Hi. Uh, I have an appointment with Emily Charlton? 49 00:03:42,420 --> 00:03:46,046 - Andrea Sachs? - Yes. 50 00:03:46,128 --> 00:03:49,504 Great. Human Resources certainly has an odd sense of humor. 51 00:03:49,587 --> 00:03:51,462 Follow me. 52 00:03:53,462 --> 00:03:56,046 Okay, so I was Miranda's second assistant, 53 00:03:56,128 --> 00:03:59,212 but her first assistant recently got promoted, and so now I'm the first. 54 00:03:59,295 --> 00:04:01,670 Oh, and you're replacing yourself. Well, I am trying. 55 00:04:01,754 --> 00:04:04,170 Miranda sacked the last two girls after only a few weeks. 56 00:04:04,253 --> 00:04:06,504 We need to find someone who can survive here. Do you understand? 57 00:04:06,587 --> 00:04:08,670 Yeah. Of course. Who's Miranda? 58 00:04:08,754 --> 00:04:12,128 Oh, my God. I will pretend you did not just ask me that. 59 00:04:12,212 --> 00:04:15,087 She's the editor in chief of Runway, not to mention a legend. 60 00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:19,046 You work a year for her, and you can get a job at any magazine you want. 61 00:04:19,128 --> 00:04:21,587 A million girls would kill for this job. 62 00:04:21,670 --> 00:04:24,253 It sounds like a great opportunity. I'd love to be considered. 63 00:04:24,337 --> 00:04:26,837 [ Giggling ] 64 00:04:26,921 --> 00:04:30,378 Andrea, Runway is a fashion magazine, 65 00:04:30,462 --> 00:04:33,504 so an interest in fashion is crucial. 66 00:04:33,587 --> 00:04:35,837 What makes you think I'm not interested in fashion? 67 00:04:35,921 --> 00:04:39,754 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] Oh, my God. 68 00:04:39,837 --> 00:04:41,712 No! No! No! 69 00:04:41,796 --> 00:04:43,962 What's wrong? 70 00:04:49,420 --> 00:04:52,170 She's on her way. Tell everyone! 71 00:04:52,253 --> 00:04:54,879 She's not supposed to be here until 9:00. 72 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,921 Her driver just text messaged, and her facialist ruptured a disk. 73 00:04:58,004 --> 00:05:01,087 God, these people! [ Whistles, Whispers ] Who's that? 74 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:04,420 That I can't even talk about. 75 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:07,087 All right, everyone! Gird your loins! 76 00:05:07,170 --> 00:05:10,462 [ Excited Chattering ] Did somebody eat an onion bagel? 77 00:05:14,796 --> 00:05:16,629 [ Exhales, Sniffs ] 78 00:06:06,337 --> 00:06:08,170 [ Bell Dings ] 79 00:06:12,545 --> 00:06:14,337 Sorry, Miranda. 80 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:20,295 [ Bell Dings ] 81 00:06:24,545 --> 00:06:28,462 Move it! Ooh! 82 00:06:28,545 --> 00:06:31,670 I don't understand why it's so difficult to confirm an appointment. 83 00:06:31,754 --> 00:06:34,670 I know. I'm so sorry, Miranda. I actually did confirm last night. 84 00:06:34,754 --> 00:06:37,004 Details of your incompetence do not interest me. 85 00:06:37,087 --> 00:06:40,962 Tell Simone I'm not going to approve that girl that she sent me for the Brazilian layout. 86 00:06:41,046 --> 00:06:44,462 I asked for clean, athletic, smiling. She sent me dirty, tired and paunchy. 87 00:06:44,545 --> 00:06:46,670 And R.S.V.P. yes to the Michael Kors party. 88 00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:50,837 I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp. 89 00:06:50,921 --> 00:06:55,128 [ Whispers ] 9:45 sharp. Call Natalie at Glorious Foods, tell her no for the 40th time. 90 00:06:55,212 --> 00:06:58,337 No, I don't want dacquoise. I want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote. 91 00:06:58,420 --> 00:07:01,837 Then call my ex-husband and remind him the parent-teacher conference is at Dalton tonight. 92 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:06,378 Then call my husband, ask him to meet me for dinner at that place I went to with Massimo. 93 00:07:06,462 --> 00:07:10,921 Tell Richard I saw the pictures that he sent for that feature on the female paratroopers, 94 00:07:11,004 --> 00:07:12,921 and they're all so deeply unattractive. 95 00:07:13,004 --> 00:07:16,212 Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender female paratrooper? 96 00:07:16,295 --> 00:07:20,212 No. Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really. 97 00:07:20,295 --> 00:07:25,046 Also, I need to see all the things that Nigel has pulled for Gwyneth's second cover try. 98 00:07:25,128 --> 00:07:27,712 I wonder if she's lost any of that weight yet. Who's that? 99 00:07:27,796 --> 00:07:30,504 Nobody. Um, uh-- 100 00:07:30,587 --> 00:07:34,712 Human Resources sent her up about the new assistant job, and I was preinterviewing her. 101 00:07:34,796 --> 00:07:37,879 But she's hopeless and totally wrong for it. 102 00:07:37,962 --> 00:07:40,712 Clearly I'm going to have to do that myself because the last two you sent me... 103 00:07:40,796 --> 00:07:42,670 were completely inadequate. 104 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:46,004 So send her in. That's all. 105 00:07:47,378 --> 00:07:49,337 Right. 106 00:07:52,504 --> 00:07:54,545 She wants to see you. Oh! She does? 107 00:07:54,629 --> 00:07:56,462 Move! 108 00:07:59,837 --> 00:08:03,253 This is foul. Don't let her see it. Go! That's-- 109 00:08:03,337 --> 00:08:05,212 [ Sighs ] 110 00:08:09,796 --> 00:08:12,128 Who are you? 111 00:08:12,212 --> 00:08:14,921 Uh, my name is Andy Sachs. 112 00:08:15,004 --> 00:08:18,046 I recently graduated from Northwestern University. 113 00:08:18,128 --> 00:08:20,879 And what are you doing here? [ Clears Throat ] 114 00:08:20,962 --> 00:08:25,295 Well, I think I could do a good job as your assistant. 115 00:08:25,378 --> 00:08:29,004 And, um-- 116 00:08:29,087 --> 00:08:33,253 Yeah, I came to New York to be a journalist and sent letters out everywhere... 117 00:08:33,337 --> 00:08:35,629 and then finally got a call from Elias-Clarke... 118 00:08:35,712 --> 00:08:38,295 and met with Sherry up at Human Resources. 119 00:08:38,378 --> 00:08:41,754 Basically, it's this or Auto Universe. 120 00:08:41,837 --> 00:08:46,295 - So you don't read Runway? - Uh, no. 121 00:08:46,378 --> 00:08:49,670 And before today, you had never heard of me. 122 00:08:49,754 --> 00:08:51,921 No. 123 00:08:52,004 --> 00:08:55,128 And you have no style or sense of fashion. 124 00:08:55,212 --> 00:09:00,004 Well, um, I think that depends on what you're-- 125 00:09:00,087 --> 00:09:03,253 No, no. That wasn't a question. 126 00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:10,170 Um, I was editor in chief of the Daily Northwestern. 127 00:09:10,253 --> 00:09:14,796 I also, um, won a national competition for college journalists... 128 00:09:14,879 --> 00:09:17,462 with my series on the janitors' union, which exposed the exploitation-- 129 00:09:17,545 --> 00:09:19,796 That's all. 130 00:09:22,545 --> 00:09:25,629 [ Scoffs ] 131 00:09:25,712 --> 00:09:28,295 Yeah. You know, okay. 132 00:09:28,378 --> 00:09:30,337 You're right. I don't fit in here. 133 00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:33,670 I am not skinny or glamorous, 134 00:09:33,754 --> 00:09:35,837 and I don't know that much about fashion. 135 00:09:35,921 --> 00:09:38,504 But I'm smart. 136 00:09:38,587 --> 00:09:40,670 I learn fast and I will work very hard. 137 00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:43,337 I got the exclusive on the Cavalli for Gwyneth, 138 00:09:43,420 --> 00:09:46,837 but the problem is, with that huge feathered headdress that she's wearing, 139 00:09:46,921 --> 00:09:49,378 she looks like she's working the main stage at the Golden Nugget. 140 00:09:49,462 --> 00:09:53,212 Thank you for your time. 141 00:09:53,295 --> 00:09:56,253 Who is that sad little person? 142 00:09:56,337 --> 00:09:59,004 Are we doing a before-and-after piece I don't know about? 143 00:10:04,754 --> 00:10:07,004 Brown and Law, please? Thank you. 144 00:10:09,962 --> 00:10:12,337 - Andrea. - Hmm? 145 00:10:15,754 --> 00:10:18,670 Wait. You got a job at a fashion magazine? 146 00:10:18,754 --> 00:10:20,712 Mm-hmm. What was it, a phone interview? 147 00:10:20,796 --> 00:10:24,337 [ Woman ] Wow. Ow! Don't be a jerk. 148 00:10:24,420 --> 00:10:27,670 Miranda Priestly is famous for being unpredictable. 149 00:10:27,754 --> 00:10:30,545 Okay, Doug. How is it that you know who she is and I didn't? 150 00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:33,253 - I'm actually a girl. - Oh! 151 00:10:33,337 --> 00:10:36,712 - That would explain so much. - [ Doug ] Look, seriously. 152 00:10:36,796 --> 00:10:39,420 Miranda Priestly is a huge deal. I bet a million girls would kill for that job. 153 00:10:39,504 --> 00:10:42,420 Yeah, great. The thing is I'm not one of them. 154 00:10:42,504 --> 00:10:44,921 [ Woman ] Look, you gotta start somewhere, right? 155 00:10:45,004 --> 00:10:47,046 I mean, look at this dump Nate works in. 156 00:10:47,128 --> 00:10:49,921 I mean, come on. Paper napkins? Hello. 157 00:10:50,004 --> 00:10:53,629 Yeah. And Lily, she works at that gallery doing, uh, you know-- 158 00:10:53,712 --> 00:10:56,921 Oh, I'm sorry. What exactly is it that you do anyway? 159 00:10:57,004 --> 00:11:00,253 Well, lucky for me, I already have my dream job. 160 00:11:00,337 --> 00:11:03,962 [ With Lily ] You're a corporate research analyst! 161 00:11:04,046 --> 00:11:06,921 - Oh, you're right. My job sucks. - No! 162 00:11:07,004 --> 00:11:08,796 It sucks. I don't-- It's boring. It's all right. Breathe. 163 00:11:08,879 --> 00:11:10,921 I'm trying. Here. Take a drink. 164 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:14,128 I will have a drink. I will have a drink. Ah, yes. 165 00:11:14,212 --> 00:11:17,170 - I'd like to propose a toast. To jobs that pay the rent. - To jobs that pay the rent. 166 00:11:17,253 --> 00:11:19,504 [ Lily ] Jobs that pay the rent. 167 00:11:19,587 --> 00:11:23,087 Oh, baby. You should see the way these girls at Runway dress. 168 00:11:23,170 --> 00:11:25,504 I don't have a thing to wear to work. 169 00:11:25,587 --> 00:11:27,962 Come on. You're gonna be answering phones and getting coffee. 170 00:11:28,046 --> 00:11:30,087 You need a ball gown for that? 171 00:11:30,170 --> 00:11:32,462 I think I might. 172 00:11:32,545 --> 00:11:35,796 Well, I happen to think you look great always. 173 00:11:35,879 --> 00:11:38,962 Aww! I think you're full of it. 174 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:41,629 [ Giggling ] 175 00:11:41,712 --> 00:11:43,962 Hey. Come on. Let's go home. Yeah. 176 00:11:44,046 --> 00:11:46,921 I can think of something we can do that doesn't require any clothing. 177 00:11:47,004 --> 00:11:48,670 Really? Mmm. 178 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,670 [ Phone Ringing ] [ Woman ] ♪ I haven't got much time to waste ♪ 179 00:11:55,754 --> 00:11:58,629 ♪ It's time to make my way ♪ Hello? 180 00:11:58,712 --> 00:12:01,128 Andrea, Miranda decided to kill the autumn jacket story for September, 181 00:12:01,212 --> 00:12:03,504 and she is pulling up the Sedona shoot from October. 182 00:12:03,587 --> 00:12:07,337 You need to come into the office right this second and pick up her coffee order on the way. 183 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:10,212 - Now? - Now, get a pen and write this down. 184 00:12:10,295 --> 00:12:14,004 I want one no-foam skimmed latte with an extra shot... 185 00:12:14,087 --> 00:12:16,170 and three drip coffees with room for milk. 186 00:12:16,253 --> 00:12:19,337 Searing hot. And I mean hot. [ Line Clicks ] 187 00:12:19,420 --> 00:12:22,128 - ♪ Are you ready to jump ♪ - [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 188 00:12:22,212 --> 00:12:24,879 ♪ Get ready to jump ♪ Hello? 189 00:12:24,962 --> 00:12:27,879 [ Emily ] Where are you? Oh, I'm almost there. Yeah. 190 00:12:27,962 --> 00:12:30,212 ♪ I'm ready to jump ♪ Shoot! Oh! 191 00:12:30,295 --> 00:12:34,462 ♪ Get ready ♪♪ 192 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:37,378 Is there some reason that my coffee isn't here? 193 00:12:37,462 --> 00:12:39,378 Has she died or something? 194 00:12:39,462 --> 00:12:41,796 No. [ Whispers ] God. 195 00:12:46,796 --> 00:12:49,545 Oh. Bloody time. 196 00:12:49,629 --> 00:12:53,253 I hope you know that this is a very difficult job-- Mm-hmm. 197 00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:55,378 for which you are totally wrong. 198 00:12:55,462 --> 00:12:58,046 And if you mess up, my head is on the chopping block. 199 00:12:58,128 --> 00:13:00,670 Now, hang that up. Don't just fling it anywhere. 200 00:13:10,921 --> 00:13:13,837 Okay. First of all, you and I answer the phones. 201 00:13:13,921 --> 00:13:17,004 The phone must be answered every single time it rings. 202 00:13:17,128 --> 00:13:20,087 Calls roll to voice mail, and she gets very upset. 203 00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:22,420 If I'm not here-- Andrea, Andrea-- 204 00:13:22,504 --> 00:13:24,712 you are chained to that desk. 205 00:13:24,796 --> 00:13:28,253 - Well, what if I need to-- - What? No. 206 00:13:28,337 --> 00:13:31,962 One time an assistant left the desk because she sliced her hand open with a letter opener, 207 00:13:32,046 --> 00:13:34,921 and Miranda missed Lagerfeld... 208 00:13:35,004 --> 00:13:37,587 just before he boarded a 17-hour flight to Australia. 209 00:13:37,670 --> 00:13:39,462 She now works at TV Guide. 210 00:13:41,337 --> 00:13:45,128 Man the desk at all times. Got it. [ Phone Rings ] 211 00:13:45,212 --> 00:13:48,587 - Uh-- - Miranda Priestly's office. 212 00:13:48,670 --> 00:13:50,712 No, she's not available. 213 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:52,253 Who is it? [ Mouthing Words ] 214 00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:59,004 Yes, I will tell her you called... yet again. 215 00:13:59,087 --> 00:14:02,504 - [ Bell Chimes ] - Right. Remember, you and I have totally different jobs. 216 00:14:02,587 --> 00:14:05,337 I mean, you get coffee-- [ Scoffs ] and you run errands. 217 00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:07,921 Yet I am in charge of her schedule, 218 00:14:08,004 --> 00:14:10,128 her appointments and her expenses. 219 00:14:10,212 --> 00:14:12,295 And, um, most importantly, um, 220 00:14:12,378 --> 00:14:15,796 I get to go with her to Paris for Fashion Week in the fall. 221 00:14:15,879 --> 00:14:18,962 I get to wear couture. I go to all the shows and all the parties. 222 00:14:19,046 --> 00:14:22,170 I meet all of the designers. It's divine. 223 00:14:22,253 --> 00:14:26,128 Okay. Now, stay here. I'm going to the art department to give them the Book. 224 00:14:26,212 --> 00:14:30,754 - The-- - This is the Book. 225 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:33,504 Now, it is a mock-up of everything... 226 00:14:33,587 --> 00:14:35,837 in the current issue. 227 00:14:35,921 --> 00:14:38,754 And we deliver it to Miranda's apartment every night, and she retu-- 228 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:41,796 Don't touch it. She returns it to us in the morning with her notes. 229 00:14:41,879 --> 00:14:45,170 Now, the second assistant is supposed to do this, 230 00:14:45,253 --> 00:14:49,046 but Miranda is very private and she does not like strangers in her house. 231 00:14:49,128 --> 00:14:52,170 So until she decides that you are not a total psycho, 232 00:14:52,253 --> 00:14:55,879 I get the lovely task of waiting around for the Book. 233 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,212 [ Phone Rings ] Oh, Emily? What do I do-- 234 00:14:58,295 --> 00:15:00,545 Deal with it. [ Rings ] 235 00:15:00,629 --> 00:15:03,046 [ Sighs ] 236 00:15:03,128 --> 00:15:05,212 [ Rings ] 237 00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:08,004 Hello. Mrs. Priestly's office. 238 00:15:08,087 --> 00:15:10,962 Hmm. That's what I meant. Miranda Priestly's office. 239 00:15:11,046 --> 00:15:13,170 [ Groans ] 240 00:15:13,253 --> 00:15:17,337 Um, you know, she is in a meeting. Can I please take a message? 241 00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:20,046 Uh-huh. 242 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:23,545 Okay. Can you please spell Gabbana? 243 00:15:23,629 --> 00:15:26,921 [ Line Clicks, Dial Tone Hums ] Hello? 244 00:15:27,004 --> 00:15:29,046 I guess not. 245 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,754 I guessed an eight and a half. 246 00:15:31,837 --> 00:15:34,504 Um, uh, that's very nice of you, 247 00:15:34,587 --> 00:15:37,378 but I don't think I need these. 248 00:15:37,462 --> 00:15:39,879 Miranda hired me. She knows what I look like. 249 00:15:39,962 --> 00:15:42,128 - Do you? - [ Chuckles ] 250 00:15:44,253 --> 00:15:46,462 Emily. 251 00:15:47,587 --> 00:15:50,087 Emily? 252 00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:52,087 She means you. 253 00:15:55,462 --> 00:15:59,046 We just cut on the bias. [ Miranda ] That's not what I asked you. 254 00:15:59,128 --> 00:16:01,212 I couldn't have been clearer. There you are, Emily. 255 00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:03,921 - How many times do I have to scream your name? - Actually, it's Andy. 256 00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:10,378 My name is Andy. Andrea, but, uh, everybody calls me Andy. 257 00:16:12,545 --> 00:16:17,253 [ Chuckles ] I need 10 or 15 skirts from Calvin Klein. 258 00:16:17,337 --> 00:16:21,253 - What kind of skirts do you-- - Please bore someone else with your questions. 259 00:16:21,337 --> 00:16:25,128 And make sure we have Pier 59 at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow. 260 00:16:25,212 --> 00:16:28,962 Remind Jocelyn I need to see a few of those satchels that Marc is doing in the pony. 261 00:16:29,046 --> 00:16:32,378 And then tell Simone I'll take Jackie if Maggie isn't available. 262 00:16:32,462 --> 00:16:36,212 - Did Demarchelier confirm? - D-Did D-Demarchel-- 263 00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:39,087 Demarchelier. Did he-- Get him on the phone. 264 00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:41,629 Uh, o-- okay. 265 00:16:42,712 --> 00:16:46,046 - And, Emily? - Yes? 266 00:16:57,212 --> 00:16:58,962 That's all. 267 00:16:59,046 --> 00:17:02,754 It's just the cavalier disregard for clear directions-- 268 00:17:05,378 --> 00:17:07,420 [ Chattering Continues ] 269 00:17:09,754 --> 00:17:12,128 Do you have Demarchelier? 270 00:17:12,212 --> 00:17:14,170 Uh, Demarchelier. 271 00:17:14,253 --> 00:17:17,504 [ Groans ] Leave it. Do you have-- 272 00:17:19,921 --> 00:17:21,796 I have Miranda Priestly calling. 273 00:17:21,879 --> 00:17:23,712 I have Patrick! 274 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:29,629 Uh, no, she called me in there and-and then she asked me about Pier 59. 275 00:17:29,712 --> 00:17:33,504 And there was something about Simone, Frankie, someone else. 276 00:17:33,587 --> 00:17:36,796 And, um, she needs skirts from Calvin Klein. 277 00:17:36,879 --> 00:17:40,378 And, uh, there was something about a pony. 278 00:17:40,462 --> 00:17:42,462 Did she say which skirts? No. No. 279 00:17:42,545 --> 00:17:45,295 Did she say what kind? Color, shape, fabric? I tried to ask her. 280 00:17:45,378 --> 00:17:47,879 You may never ask Miranda anything. 281 00:17:47,962 --> 00:17:51,837 Right. I will deal with all of this, and you will go to Calvin Klein. 282 00:17:51,921 --> 00:17:54,629 Eh-- Me? 283 00:17:54,712 --> 00:17:57,212 Oh, I'm sorry. Do you have some prior commitment? 284 00:17:57,295 --> 00:17:59,545 Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to? 285 00:17:59,629 --> 00:18:01,545 Uh-- 286 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:16,170 [ Cell Phone Rings ] Miranda? 287 00:18:16,253 --> 00:18:19,004 Are you there? I'm about to walk in. I'll call you as soon as-- 288 00:18:19,087 --> 00:18:20,837 [ Line Clicks ] 289 00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:24,170 [ Cell Phone Rings ] [ Horn Honks ] 290 00:18:24,253 --> 00:18:26,337 Hello? Hi. [ Emily ] While you're out, 291 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:30,046 Miranda needs you to go to Hermès to pick up 25 scarves we ordered for her. 292 00:18:30,128 --> 00:18:32,712 - Okay. - Cassidy forgot her homework at Dalton. Pick that up. 293 00:18:32,796 --> 00:18:35,921 Miranda went out to meet with Meisel, and she will want more Starbucks when she gets back. 294 00:18:36,004 --> 00:18:38,378 - Hot Starbucks. - Can you just repeat that first-- 295 00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:40,837 [ Dial Tone Hums ] Hello? 296 00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:46,921 Oh, my God. 297 00:18:47,004 --> 00:18:49,378 What took you so long? I have to pee! 298 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,587 What? You haven't peed since I left? 299 00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:54,837 No, I haven't. I've been manning the desk, haven't I? I'm bursting. 300 00:18:58,712 --> 00:19:01,420 Oh, hi. 301 00:19:01,504 --> 00:19:04,420 - [ Snaps Fingers ] - You do coat. Do the coat! 302 00:19:04,504 --> 00:19:06,921 Okay. 303 00:19:07,004 --> 00:19:09,587 Now, be prepared. The run-through is at 12:30. 304 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:12,879 People are panicking, so the phone is going to be ringing off the hook. 305 00:19:12,962 --> 00:19:14,796 The ru-- The run-through. Right. 306 00:19:14,879 --> 00:19:19,087 Yes. Editors bring in options for the shoot, and Miranda chooses. 307 00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:21,754 She chooses every single thing in every single issue. 308 00:19:21,837 --> 00:19:24,420 Run-throughs are a huge deal. I don't know why you don't know that, Andrea. 309 00:19:24,504 --> 00:19:27,087 - [ Woman ] Okay. Are you ready? - [ Emily ] Oh, hi, hi. 310 00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:30,046 Right. Well, after the loo, Serena and I are going to lunch. 311 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:32,295 This is her-- the new me. Hi. 312 00:19:32,378 --> 00:19:34,629 Told you. I thought you were kidding. 313 00:19:34,712 --> 00:19:37,670 No, quite serious, yeah. I get 20 minutes for lunch, and you get 15. 314 00:19:37,754 --> 00:19:40,253 - When I come back, you can go. - Okay. 315 00:19:40,337 --> 00:19:42,587 [ Serena ] What exactly is she wearing? 316 00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:44,629 [ Giggling ] Her grandmother's skirt. 317 00:19:44,712 --> 00:19:48,087 ♪♪ [ Man Singing In French ] 318 00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:57,796 Hmm. Corn chowder. 319 00:19:57,879 --> 00:20:00,462 That's an interesting choice. 320 00:20:00,545 --> 00:20:05,462 You do know that cellulite is one of the main ingredients in corn chowder. 321 00:20:05,545 --> 00:20:07,879 ♪♪ [ Man Singing In French Continues ] 322 00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:12,128 So none of the girls here eat anything? 323 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:16,796 Not since two became the new four and zero became the new two. 324 00:20:16,879 --> 00:20:21,170 Well, I'm a six. Which is the new 14. 325 00:20:23,462 --> 00:20:25,796 Oh. Shoot. 326 00:20:25,879 --> 00:20:29,837 Oh, never mind. I'm sure you have plenty more polyblend where that came from. 327 00:20:29,921 --> 00:20:34,170 [ Cash Register Clicking ] Okay. You think my clothes are hideous. 328 00:20:34,253 --> 00:20:36,337 I get it. 329 00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:39,046 But, you know, I'm not going to be in fashion forever, 330 00:20:39,128 --> 00:20:42,337 so I don't see the point of changing everything about myself just because I have this job. 331 00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:44,629 Yes, that's true. 332 00:20:44,712 --> 00:20:48,295 That's really what this multibillion-dollar industry is all about anyway, isn't it? 333 00:20:48,378 --> 00:20:52,378 Inner beauty. [ Cell Phone Rings ] 334 00:20:52,462 --> 00:20:54,712 Hello. 335 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:57,046 Right. Come on. 336 00:20:57,128 --> 00:20:59,712 Miranda's pushed the run-through up a half an hour. Mmm! 337 00:20:59,796 --> 00:21:02,170 - She's always 15 minutes early. - Which means? 338 00:21:02,253 --> 00:21:04,378 - You're already late. Come. - Shoot! 339 00:21:04,462 --> 00:21:07,046 Excuse me. 340 00:21:07,128 --> 00:21:09,253 [ Bell Dings ] Mr. Ravitz. 341 00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:11,712 Nigel. 342 00:21:11,796 --> 00:21:15,004 Issue going well? Oh, yes. Our best September ever. 343 00:21:15,087 --> 00:21:19,295 Great. Heard Miranda killed autumn jackets and pulled up the Sedona shoot. 344 00:21:20,462 --> 00:21:22,337 What's that costing me? 345 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:24,712 About 300,000. 346 00:21:24,796 --> 00:21:27,921 Must have been some lousy jackets. 347 00:21:28,004 --> 00:21:30,545 Irv Ravitz. Oh, I'm sorry. 348 00:21:30,629 --> 00:21:32,712 This is Andy Sachs, Miranda's new assistant. 349 00:21:32,796 --> 00:21:34,879 Congratulations, young lady. 350 00:21:34,962 --> 00:21:38,087 A million girls would kill for that job. 351 00:21:38,170 --> 00:21:40,253 Bye-bye. 352 00:21:40,337 --> 00:21:43,587 Hmm? Chairman of Elias-Clarke, Irv Ravitz. 353 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:48,170 You know what they say? Tiny man, huge ego. 354 00:21:51,128 --> 00:21:54,087 No. And I've seen all this before. 355 00:21:54,170 --> 00:21:57,087 Theyskens is trying to reinvent the drop waist, so actually it's-- 356 00:21:57,170 --> 00:22:00,253 Where are all the other dresses? We have some right here. 357 00:22:00,337 --> 00:22:03,462 - Stand, watch and listen. - And I think it can be very interesting-- 358 00:22:03,545 --> 00:22:08,046 No. No, I just-- It's just baffling to me. 359 00:22:08,128 --> 00:22:11,712 Why is it so impossible to put together a decent run-through? 360 00:22:11,796 --> 00:22:16,420 You people have had hours and hours to prepare. It's just so confusing to me. 361 00:22:16,504 --> 00:22:18,754 Where are the advertisers? 362 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:21,962 - We have some pieces from Banana Republic. - We need more, don't we? 363 00:22:22,046 --> 00:22:25,796 Oh. This is-- This might be-- What do you think of-- Yeah. 364 00:22:25,879 --> 00:22:27,670 Well, you know me. 365 00:22:27,754 --> 00:22:30,629 Give me a full ballerina skirt and a hint of saloon and I'm on board. 366 00:22:30,712 --> 00:22:34,170 But do you think it's too much like-- Like the Lacroix from July? 367 00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:37,128 I thought that, but no, not with the right accessories. It should work. 368 00:22:37,212 --> 00:22:41,629 Where are the belts for this dre-- Why is no one ready? 369 00:22:41,712 --> 00:22:45,128 Here. It's a tough call. 370 00:22:45,212 --> 00:22:47,295 - They're so different. - [ Miranda ] Hmm. 371 00:22:47,378 --> 00:22:49,337 [ Snorts, Chuckles ] 372 00:22:52,378 --> 00:22:54,087 Something funny? 373 00:22:57,879 --> 00:23:01,128 No. No, no. Nothing's-- 374 00:23:01,212 --> 00:23:05,004 You know, it's just that both those belts look exactly the same to me. 375 00:23:05,087 --> 00:23:09,004 You know, I'm still learning about this stuff and, uh-- 376 00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:11,962 "This... stuff"? 377 00:23:12,046 --> 00:23:15,712 Oh. Okay. I see. 378 00:23:15,796 --> 00:23:17,879 You think this has nothing to do with you. 379 00:23:17,962 --> 00:23:21,629 You go to your closet... 380 00:23:21,712 --> 00:23:26,378 and you select-- I don't know-- that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, 381 00:23:26,462 --> 00:23:29,170 because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously... 382 00:23:29,253 --> 00:23:31,796 to care about what you put on your back. 383 00:23:31,879 --> 00:23:34,837 But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue. 384 00:23:34,921 --> 00:23:37,462 It's not turquoise. It's not lapis. 385 00:23:37,545 --> 00:23:39,837 It's actually cerulean. 386 00:23:39,921 --> 00:23:42,087 And you're also blithely unaware of the fact... 387 00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:46,545 that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. 388 00:23:46,629 --> 00:23:49,046 And then I think it was Yves Saint Laurent-- wasn't it-- 389 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:51,087 who showed cerulean military jackets? 390 00:23:51,170 --> 00:23:53,754 - I think we need a jacket here. - Mmm. 391 00:23:53,837 --> 00:23:57,670 And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers. 392 00:23:57,754 --> 00:24:00,879 And then it, uh, filtered down through the department stores... 393 00:24:00,962 --> 00:24:05,087 and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner... 394 00:24:05,170 --> 00:24:08,378 where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. 395 00:24:08,462 --> 00:24:10,879 However, that blue represents millions of dollars... 396 00:24:10,962 --> 00:24:13,712 and countless jobs, 397 00:24:13,796 --> 00:24:16,712 and it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice... 398 00:24:16,796 --> 00:24:18,670 that exempts you from the fashion industry... 399 00:24:18,754 --> 00:24:20,921 when, in fact, 400 00:24:21,004 --> 00:24:25,212 you're wearing a sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room, 401 00:24:25,295 --> 00:24:28,253 from a pile of stuff. 402 00:24:28,337 --> 00:24:30,921 So then I said, "No, I couldn't see the difference... 403 00:24:31,004 --> 00:24:33,253 between the two absolutely identical belts," 404 00:24:33,337 --> 00:24:35,378 and you should have seen the look she gave me! 405 00:24:35,462 --> 00:24:37,462 I thought the flesh was gonna melt off her face. 406 00:24:37,545 --> 00:24:40,378 [ Chuckles ] It's not funny. 407 00:24:40,462 --> 00:24:44,420 She's not happy unless everyone around her is panicked, nauseous or suicidal. 408 00:24:44,504 --> 00:24:47,462 And the Clackers just worship her. 409 00:24:47,545 --> 00:24:49,587 The who? They call them Clackers. 410 00:24:49,670 --> 00:24:52,921 The sound that their stilettos make in the marble lobby. 411 00:24:53,004 --> 00:24:55,087 It's like, "Clack, clack, clack. clack, clack." 412 00:24:55,170 --> 00:24:58,879 [ Groans ] And they all act like they're curing cancer or something. 413 00:24:58,962 --> 00:25:02,712 [ Chuckling ] The amount of time and energy... 414 00:25:02,796 --> 00:25:07,128 that these people spend on these insignificant, minute details, and for what? 415 00:25:07,212 --> 00:25:10,754 So that tomorrow they can spend another $300,000 reshooting something... 416 00:25:10,837 --> 00:25:12,796 that was probably fine to begin with... 417 00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:15,504 to sell people things they don't need! 418 00:25:15,587 --> 00:25:18,837 God! 419 00:25:18,921 --> 00:25:22,295 I'm not even hungry anymore. What? 420 00:25:22,378 --> 00:25:25,295 That is why those girls are so skinny. Oh. No, no, no. 421 00:25:25,378 --> 00:25:27,670 Give me that. There's, like, eight dollars of Jarlsberg in there. 422 00:25:27,754 --> 00:25:30,712 [ Sighs ] You know what? 423 00:25:32,670 --> 00:25:35,170 I just have to stick it out for a year. One year. 424 00:25:35,253 --> 00:25:37,921 And then I can do what I came to New York to do. 425 00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:41,128 But I can't let Miranda get to me. I won't. 426 00:25:41,212 --> 00:25:43,046 Easy there, tiger. 427 00:25:44,879 --> 00:25:47,420 - Oh, good morning, Miranda. - Get me Isaac. 428 00:25:50,087 --> 00:25:52,504 I don't see my breakfast here. Are my eggs here? Where are my eggs? 429 00:25:52,587 --> 00:25:54,504 Excuse me! 430 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:57,545 Pick up the Polaroids from the lingerie shoot. 431 00:25:57,629 --> 00:26:01,212 Have the brakes checked on my car. 432 00:26:01,295 --> 00:26:03,712 - [ Truck Horn Honking ] - [ Gasps ] 433 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:07,128 Where's that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning? 434 00:26:07,212 --> 00:26:12,004 The girls need new surfboards or boogie boards or something for spring break. 435 00:26:12,087 --> 00:26:15,087 - Hello. - The twins also need flip-flops. 436 00:26:16,420 --> 00:26:18,337 Ow! Oh, my gosh! 437 00:26:18,420 --> 00:26:22,504 Pick up my shoes from Blahnik, and then go get Patricia. 438 00:26:22,587 --> 00:26:25,462 - Who's that? - Good girl! Good girl! Good girl! 439 00:26:25,545 --> 00:26:29,378 Get me that little table that I liked at that store on Madison. 440 00:26:29,462 --> 00:26:32,545 Get us a reservation for dinner tonight at that place that got the good review. 441 00:26:32,629 --> 00:26:35,212 - Get me Isaac. - Thirty-six thank-you notes delivered today. 442 00:26:35,295 --> 00:26:37,253 - Where is everyone? - Why is no one working? 443 00:26:37,337 --> 00:26:40,046 [ Miranda's Voice Overlapping ] 444 00:26:40,128 --> 00:26:42,337 Get me Demarchelier. 445 00:26:48,962 --> 00:26:51,170 I have Miranda Priestly calling for-- Okay. 446 00:26:53,295 --> 00:26:55,128 I have Patrick. 447 00:26:59,962 --> 00:27:03,087 [ Sighs ] Thank God it's Friday, right? 448 00:27:03,170 --> 00:27:07,545 At least Miranda will be in Miami, so we don't have to be on call this weekend. 449 00:27:07,629 --> 00:27:09,837 You know, my dad's coming in from Ohio. 450 00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:12,420 Yeah, we're gonna go out to dinner, maybe see Chicago. 451 00:27:12,504 --> 00:27:14,420 You doing anything fun this weekend? 452 00:27:14,504 --> 00:27:16,837 Yes. 453 00:27:18,004 --> 00:27:20,087 ♪♪ [ Piano ] 454 00:27:20,170 --> 00:27:23,128 [ Andy ] Yeah, Nate said it was great. 455 00:27:23,212 --> 00:27:26,921 He actually-- He applied here, but they wanted someone with more experience. 456 00:27:27,004 --> 00:27:28,962 Here. Huh? What's this? 457 00:27:29,046 --> 00:27:31,796 I don't want you to get behind on your rent. 458 00:27:31,879 --> 00:27:34,796 Dad, how did you-- It's-- 459 00:27:34,879 --> 00:27:37,712 I'm gonna kill Mom. [ Chuckles ] 460 00:27:37,796 --> 00:27:39,754 Dad, thank you. 461 00:27:39,837 --> 00:27:41,462 Mm-hmm. 462 00:27:44,962 --> 00:27:48,046 It's really good to see you. You too, honey. 463 00:27:48,128 --> 00:27:51,087 So, you want to start grilling me now, 464 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:53,504 or should we wait till after dinner? 465 00:27:53,587 --> 00:27:56,754 I thought I'd let you at least enjoy the bread basket first. 466 00:27:56,837 --> 00:27:58,587 No, no, no. It's okay. Go right ahead. 467 00:27:58,670 --> 00:28:01,253 We're just a little worried, honey. 468 00:28:01,337 --> 00:28:03,962 We get e-mails from you at your office at 2:00 a.m. 469 00:28:04,046 --> 00:28:06,629 Your pay is terrible. You don't get to write anything. 470 00:28:06,712 --> 00:28:08,754 Hey, that's not fair. 471 00:28:08,837 --> 00:28:11,462 I wrote those e-mails. 472 00:28:11,545 --> 00:28:14,796 I'm just trying to understand why someone who got accepted to Stanford Law... 473 00:28:14,879 --> 00:28:18,462 turns it down to be a journalist, and now you're not even doing that. 474 00:28:18,545 --> 00:28:21,837 Dad, you have to trust me. 475 00:28:21,921 --> 00:28:24,754 Being Miranda's assistant opens a lot of doors. 476 00:28:24,837 --> 00:28:28,462 Emily is going to Paris with Miranda in a few months, 477 00:28:28,545 --> 00:28:32,170 and she's gonna meet editors and writers from every important magazine. 478 00:28:32,253 --> 00:28:34,212 And in a year, that could be me. 479 00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:36,879 All right? Mm-hmm. 480 00:28:36,962 --> 00:28:39,712 Dad, I swear, this is my break. 481 00:28:39,796 --> 00:28:42,170 This is my-- my chance. [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 482 00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:45,253 This is my boss. 483 00:28:47,087 --> 00:28:49,670 I'm sorry, Dad. I have to take this. Take it. Take it. 484 00:28:49,754 --> 00:28:53,879 - Hello. Miranda? - My flight has been canceled. 485 00:28:53,962 --> 00:28:56,378 It's some absurd weather problem. 486 00:28:56,462 --> 00:29:00,128 I need to get home tonight. The twins have a recital tomorrow morning at school. 487 00:29:00,212 --> 00:29:02,212 What? At school! 488 00:29:02,295 --> 00:29:04,629 Absolutely. Let me see what I can do. Good. 489 00:29:04,712 --> 00:29:07,712 Hi. Um, I know this is totally last minute, 490 00:29:07,796 --> 00:29:10,545 but I was hoping that you could maybe get a flight for my boss... 491 00:29:10,629 --> 00:29:12,504 from Miami to New York tonight? 492 00:29:12,587 --> 00:29:14,796 Uh-- 493 00:29:14,879 --> 00:29:17,046 [ Dad ] It's right here. Thank you. [ Andy ] Yeah, any kind of jet. 494 00:29:17,128 --> 00:29:19,087 From Miami to New York. Thank you. 495 00:29:19,170 --> 00:29:21,170 Yup, I need it tonight. I need it-- Ow! 496 00:29:21,253 --> 00:29:23,046 I thought you were going out the other-- Sweetie! No. 497 00:29:23,128 --> 00:29:25,337 It's over here, honey. Tonight. 498 00:29:25,420 --> 00:29:30,046 Hi. I'm trying to get a flight tonight-- for tonight-- from Miami to New York. 499 00:29:30,128 --> 00:29:33,545 Yes, I know there's a hurricane. 500 00:29:33,629 --> 00:29:36,337 Nothing is flying out? What do you mean, nothing is flying out? 501 00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:39,879 It's for Miranda Priestly, and I know that she's a client of yours. 502 00:29:39,962 --> 00:29:44,170 Yes. Yes, hi. I need a jet tonight from Miami to New York. 503 00:29:44,253 --> 00:29:48,212 Yeah. Sorry. Hold on. Hello? Miranda, hi. 504 00:29:48,295 --> 00:29:51,712 I'm trying to get you a flight, but no one is flying out because of the weather. 505 00:29:51,796 --> 00:29:54,837 Please. It's just-- I don't know-- drizzling. 506 00:29:54,921 --> 00:29:57,420 [ Thunderclap ] Someone must be getting out. 507 00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,587 Call Donatella. Get her jet. 508 00:29:59,670 --> 00:30:02,212 Call everybody else that we know that has a jet. Irv? 509 00:30:02,295 --> 00:30:04,712 Call every-- This is your responsibi-- This is your job. 510 00:30:04,796 --> 00:30:06,879 Get me home. 511 00:30:06,962 --> 00:30:09,921 Oh, my God! She's going to murder me. 512 00:30:10,004 --> 00:30:13,378 What does she want you to do, call the National Guard and have her airlifted out of there? 513 00:30:13,462 --> 00:30:15,420 Of course not. Could I do that? 514 00:30:15,504 --> 00:30:18,921 Come on. Come on. 515 00:30:19,004 --> 00:30:22,378 The girls' recital was absolutely wonderful. 516 00:30:22,462 --> 00:30:24,545 They played Rachmaninoff. Everyone loved it. 517 00:30:24,629 --> 00:30:26,879 Everyone except me... 518 00:30:26,962 --> 00:30:31,087 because, sadly, I was not there. 519 00:30:31,170 --> 00:30:33,545 Miranda, I'm so sorry. 520 00:30:33,629 --> 00:30:35,587 Do you know why I hired you? 521 00:30:35,670 --> 00:30:38,754 I always hire the same girl-- 522 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:42,295 stylish, slender, of course, 523 00:30:42,378 --> 00:30:44,420 worships the magazine. 524 00:30:44,504 --> 00:30:47,587 But so often, they turn out to be-- 525 00:30:47,670 --> 00:30:50,962 I don't know-- disappointing and, um, 526 00:30:51,046 --> 00:30:53,087 stupid. 527 00:30:53,170 --> 00:30:58,253 So you, with that impressive résumé... 528 00:30:58,337 --> 00:31:01,420 and the big speech about your so-called work ethic-- 529 00:31:01,504 --> 00:31:04,295 I, um-- I thought you would be different. 530 00:31:04,378 --> 00:31:06,962 I said to myself, go ahead. 531 00:31:07,046 --> 00:31:09,629 Take a chance. 532 00:31:09,712 --> 00:31:13,087 Hire the smart, fat girl. 533 00:31:13,170 --> 00:31:15,921 [ Clears Throat ] I had hope. 534 00:31:17,253 --> 00:31:19,462 My God. I live on it. 535 00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:23,545 Anyway, you ended up disappointing me more than, um-- 536 00:31:25,378 --> 00:31:27,462 more than any of the other silly girls. 537 00:31:29,796 --> 00:31:34,170 Um, I really did everything I could think of. 538 00:31:34,253 --> 00:31:36,462 Uh-- That's all. 539 00:31:46,295 --> 00:31:48,420 Excuse me! Where do you think you're going? 540 00:32:07,670 --> 00:32:11,046 She hates me, Nigel. 541 00:32:11,128 --> 00:32:13,212 And that's my problem because-- 542 00:32:13,295 --> 00:32:15,587 Oh, wait. No, it's not my problem. 543 00:32:15,670 --> 00:32:19,754 I don't know what else I can do because if I do something right, it's unacknowledged. 544 00:32:19,837 --> 00:32:21,879 She doesn't even say thank you. 545 00:32:21,962 --> 00:32:26,087 But if I do something wrong, she is vicious. 546 00:32:27,170 --> 00:32:30,879 So quit. What? 547 00:32:30,962 --> 00:32:33,253 Quit. Quit? 548 00:32:33,337 --> 00:32:37,712 I can get another girl to take your job in five minutes-- one who really wants it. 549 00:32:37,796 --> 00:32:40,504 No, I don't want to quit. That's not fair. 550 00:32:40,587 --> 00:32:44,754 But, you know, I'm just saying that I would just like a little credit... 551 00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:47,253 for the fact that I'm killing myself trying. 552 00:32:47,337 --> 00:32:49,796 Andy, be serious. 553 00:32:49,879 --> 00:32:52,378 You are not trying. 554 00:32:52,462 --> 00:32:55,295 You are whining. I-- 555 00:32:55,378 --> 00:32:58,253 What is it that you want me to say to you, huh? 556 00:32:58,337 --> 00:33:03,087 Do you want me to say, "Poor you. Miranda's picking on you. Poor you. Poor Andy"? 557 00:33:03,170 --> 00:33:05,545 Hmm? Wake up, six. 558 00:33:05,629 --> 00:33:08,253 She's just doing her job. 559 00:33:08,337 --> 00:33:10,754 Don't you know that you are working at the place... 560 00:33:10,837 --> 00:33:13,128 that published some of the greatest artists of the century? 561 00:33:13,212 --> 00:33:16,754 Halston, Lagerfeld, de la Renta. 562 00:33:16,837 --> 00:33:20,253 And what they did, what they created... 563 00:33:20,337 --> 00:33:23,837 was greater than art because you live your life in it. 564 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:29,670 Well, not you, obviously, but some people. 565 00:33:29,754 --> 00:33:32,420 You think this is just a magazine, hmm? 566 00:33:32,504 --> 00:33:34,462 This is not just a magazine. 567 00:33:34,545 --> 00:33:38,962 This is a shining beacon of hope for-- 568 00:33:39,046 --> 00:33:41,253 oh, I don't know-- 569 00:33:41,337 --> 00:33:44,337 let's say a young boy growing up in Rhode Island with six brothers, 570 00:33:44,420 --> 00:33:47,504 pretending to go to soccer practice when he was really going to sewing class... 571 00:33:47,587 --> 00:33:50,962 and reading Runway under the covers at night with a flashlight. 572 00:33:51,046 --> 00:33:53,420 You have no idea how many legends have walked these halls. 573 00:33:53,504 --> 00:33:55,837 And what's worse, you don't care. 574 00:33:55,921 --> 00:33:59,629 Because this place, where so many people would die to work, 575 00:33:59,712 --> 00:34:03,004 you only deign to work. 576 00:34:03,087 --> 00:34:06,587 And you want to know why she doesn't kiss you on the forehead... 577 00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:10,879 and give you a gold star on your homework at the end of the day. 578 00:34:11,962 --> 00:34:13,879 Wake up, sweetheart. 579 00:34:17,253 --> 00:34:19,128 [ Sighs ] 580 00:34:21,754 --> 00:34:24,004 Okay. So I'm screwing it up. Mmm. 581 00:34:24,087 --> 00:34:26,504 I don't want to. 582 00:34:26,587 --> 00:34:29,046 I just wish that I knew what I could do to-- 583 00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:36,796 [ Sighs ] Nigel? Hmm? 584 00:34:36,879 --> 00:34:38,712 Nigel, Nigel. 585 00:34:40,378 --> 00:34:42,462 No. 586 00:34:42,545 --> 00:34:45,796 I don't know what you expect me to do. 587 00:34:45,879 --> 00:34:49,337 There's nothing in this whole closet that'll fit a size six. 588 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:52,087 I can guarantee you. 589 00:34:52,170 --> 00:34:55,712 These are all sample sizes-- two and four. 590 00:34:55,796 --> 00:34:59,921 All right. We're doing this for you. And-- A poncho? 591 00:35:00,004 --> 00:35:02,545 You'll take what I give you and you'll like it. 592 00:35:02,629 --> 00:35:05,587 We're doing this Dolce for you. Hmm! 593 00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:08,170 And shoes. 594 00:35:08,253 --> 00:35:11,712 Jimmy Choo's. Hmm. 595 00:35:11,796 --> 00:35:14,879 Manolo Blahnik. Wow. 596 00:35:14,962 --> 00:35:17,587 Nancy Gonzalez. Love that. 597 00:35:17,670 --> 00:35:20,046 Okay, Narciso Rodriguez. This we love. 598 00:35:20,128 --> 00:35:24,046 Uh, it might fit. It might. What? 599 00:35:24,128 --> 00:35:27,879 Okay. Now, Chanel. You're in desperate need of Chanel. Darling, shall we? 600 00:35:27,962 --> 00:35:31,796 We have to get to the beauty department, and God knows how long that's going to take. 601 00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:34,212 [ Groans ] 602 00:35:34,295 --> 00:35:36,921 I mean, I have no idea why Miranda hired her. 603 00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:39,796 Me neither. The other day, we were in the beauty department. 604 00:35:39,879 --> 00:35:43,212 She held up the Shu Uemura eyelash curler and said, "What is this?" 605 00:35:43,295 --> 00:35:45,629 [ Laughing ] 606 00:35:45,712 --> 00:35:48,420 I just knew from the moment I saw her, 607 00:35:48,504 --> 00:35:51,004 she was going to be a complete and utter disas-- 608 00:36:00,545 --> 00:36:03,754 [ Phone Rings ] Miranda Priestly's office. 609 00:36:03,837 --> 00:36:07,128 No, actually, she's not available, but I'll leave word. 610 00:36:07,212 --> 00:36:10,921 Okay, thanks. Bye. [ Clears Throat ] 611 00:36:11,004 --> 00:36:12,879 How did-- [ Grunts ] 612 00:36:14,712 --> 00:36:16,587 Are you wearing the-- The Chanel boots? 613 00:36:16,670 --> 00:36:19,295 Yeah, I am. 614 00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:21,253 You look good. 615 00:36:22,837 --> 00:36:25,087 Oh, God. What? 616 00:36:27,378 --> 00:36:29,629 She does. Oh, shut up, Serena. 617 00:36:32,712 --> 00:36:35,295 See you guys tomorrow. Good night, man. Take it easy. 618 00:36:35,378 --> 00:36:37,337 Take care of that finger, huh? 619 00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:58,879 So, what do you think? 620 00:36:58,962 --> 00:37:02,712 Uh, I think we better get out of here... 621 00:37:02,796 --> 00:37:06,378 before my girlfriend sees me. 622 00:37:06,462 --> 00:37:10,378 ♪ Look around Everywhere you turn it's heartache ♪ 623 00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:13,545 ♪ It's everywhere that you go ♪ 624 00:37:13,629 --> 00:37:15,462 ♪ Look around ♪ 625 00:37:15,545 --> 00:37:18,879 ♪ You try everything you can to escape ♪ 626 00:37:18,962 --> 00:37:22,170 ♪ The pain of life that you know ♪ [ Horn Honking ] 627 00:37:22,253 --> 00:37:26,295 ♪ The life that you know ♪ ♪ If all else fails and you long to be ♪ 628 00:37:26,378 --> 00:37:29,921 ♪ Something better than you are today ♪ 629 00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:34,337 ♪ I know a place where you can get away ♪ 630 00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:36,587 ♪ It's called a dance floor ♪ 631 00:37:36,670 --> 00:37:39,253 ♪ And here's what it's for, so ♪ [ Cell Phone Rings ] 632 00:37:39,337 --> 00:37:42,378 ♪ Come on, vogue ♪ 633 00:37:42,462 --> 00:37:45,212 ♪ Let your body move to the music ♪ 634 00:37:45,295 --> 00:37:47,545 ♪ Move to the music ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 635 00:37:47,629 --> 00:37:49,587 ♪ Come on, vogue ♪ 636 00:37:49,670 --> 00:37:51,837 ♪ Vogue ♪ ♪ Vogue ♪ 637 00:37:51,921 --> 00:37:55,420 - ♪ Beauty's where you find it ♪ - The gowns are fabulous. 638 00:37:55,504 --> 00:37:58,837 Mm-hmm. We're gonna use the burgundy. 639 00:37:58,921 --> 00:38:00,879 ♪ Vogue ♪ 640 00:38:00,962 --> 00:38:04,545 ♪ Ooh, you've got to just ♪ 641 00:38:04,629 --> 00:38:09,754 Gotta find-- ♪ Let your body go with the flow ♪♪ 642 00:38:09,837 --> 00:38:13,253 So we spent a whole semester on potatoes alone. 643 00:38:13,337 --> 00:38:15,378 You take the fry and squeeze it. 644 00:38:15,462 --> 00:38:18,004 See how firm that is? Hey. Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late. 645 00:38:19,629 --> 00:38:21,962 There was a crisis in the accessories department. 646 00:38:22,046 --> 00:38:25,087 I needed to find a python headband. Python's hot right now. 647 00:38:25,170 --> 00:38:28,754 I have exciting presents for all of you. 648 00:38:28,837 --> 00:38:31,629 Are you ready? 649 00:38:31,712 --> 00:38:35,420 - What is that? - It's a Bang and Olufsen phone. 650 00:38:35,504 --> 00:38:38,087 Charlie Rose sent it to Miranda for her birthday. 651 00:38:38,170 --> 00:38:41,253 I looked it up on line. It's $1,100. 652 00:38:41,337 --> 00:38:43,253 What? Wow! 653 00:38:43,337 --> 00:38:46,462 And I have some products. Mason Pearson hairbrushes. 654 00:38:46,545 --> 00:38:49,087 - A little Clinique. - Ooh! 655 00:38:49,170 --> 00:38:52,545 - Oh, damn it. I love your job. - Oh! One more. 656 00:38:52,629 --> 00:38:55,796 A little thing. [ Gasps ] 657 00:38:55,879 --> 00:38:58,879 Do you want it? You want-- Oh. Gimme! Gimme, gimme, gimme! 658 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,837 - I think she likes it. - Oh, my God! This is the new Marc Jacobs! 659 00:39:01,921 --> 00:39:04,295 This is sold out everywhere. Where did you get this? 660 00:39:04,378 --> 00:39:07,004 Miranda didn't want it, so-- 661 00:39:07,087 --> 00:39:10,962 No, no, no, no, no. This bag is, like, $1,900. I cannot take this from you. 662 00:39:11,046 --> 00:39:13,504 - [ Cackles ] - Yeah, you can. 663 00:39:13,587 --> 00:39:16,587 Why do women need so many bags? Shut up. 664 00:39:16,670 --> 00:39:19,629 You have one. You put all your junk in it, and that's it. You're done. 665 00:39:19,712 --> 00:39:21,796 Fashion is not about utility. 666 00:39:21,879 --> 00:39:24,587 An accessory is merely a piece of iconography... 667 00:39:24,670 --> 00:39:26,462 used to express individual identity. 668 00:39:26,545 --> 00:39:30,295 Oh! And it's pretty. That too. 669 00:39:30,378 --> 00:39:33,962 Yeah. But the thing is, it turns out there is more to Runway than just fancy purses. 670 00:39:34,046 --> 00:39:37,962 Look, here's an essay by Jay McInerney, a piece by Joan Didion. 671 00:39:38,046 --> 00:39:41,253 Even an interview with Christiane Amanpour. 672 00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:44,712 Looks like someone's been drinking the Kool-Aid. What do you-- 673 00:39:44,796 --> 00:39:48,128 - [ Cell Phone Ringing ] - I got it. It's-- Yup, the Dragon Lady. 674 00:39:48,212 --> 00:39:50,212 Oh, Miranda? Let me talk to her. 675 00:39:50,295 --> 00:39:52,337 - I need that. - I'll tell her to get her own scrambled eggs. 676 00:39:52,420 --> 00:39:56,046 Lily, no, no, no! Put that thing up! I was gonna answer it! 677 00:39:56,128 --> 00:39:58,879 It's gonna make-- Give me the... phone. 678 00:39:58,962 --> 00:40:01,004 [ Beeps ] 679 00:40:01,087 --> 00:40:04,004 [ Sputters ] Hi, Miranda. 680 00:40:04,087 --> 00:40:07,212 Ooh. Shh. Absolutely. 681 00:40:07,295 --> 00:40:10,504 - Shh! - Uh-huh. I'm leaving right now. 682 00:40:10,587 --> 00:40:15,378 You know, you guys didn't have to be such assholes. 683 00:40:26,629 --> 00:40:28,504 [ Rings ] 684 00:40:32,128 --> 00:40:34,462 ♪♪ [ Electronica ] 685 00:40:36,921 --> 00:40:39,170 [ Woman ] ♪ Please ♪ 686 00:40:39,253 --> 00:40:43,629 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 687 00:40:46,587 --> 00:40:48,879 Um, excuse me. 688 00:40:48,962 --> 00:40:51,545 I'm looking for James Holt. 689 00:40:51,629 --> 00:40:54,087 Um, that's him right there. 690 00:40:54,170 --> 00:40:57,046 Oh. Thanks. No problem. 691 00:40:57,128 --> 00:40:59,545 I put my stuff out there, and I pray they improve. Really? 692 00:40:59,629 --> 00:41:02,046 Excuse me. Hi. 693 00:41:02,128 --> 00:41:04,712 I'm Andy. I'm picking up for Miranda Priestly. 694 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:07,462 Oh, yes. You must be the new Emily. 695 00:41:07,545 --> 00:41:10,295 [ Chuckling ] Nice to meet you. 696 00:41:10,378 --> 00:41:14,046 Oh, let me see that bag. Very, very nice. Ah. 697 00:41:14,128 --> 00:41:17,545 Distressed, studded leather, pieced by hand, finished with a metallic fringe. 698 00:41:17,629 --> 00:41:20,295 [ Clicks Tongue ] Very nice, indeed. Who made that fantastic thing? 699 00:41:20,378 --> 00:41:22,462 You. 700 00:41:22,545 --> 00:41:26,504 Hmm. Duh. This way. 701 00:41:29,337 --> 00:41:31,629 Uh, here we go. 702 00:41:31,712 --> 00:41:34,128 It's a sketch of Miranda's dress for the benefit. 703 00:41:34,212 --> 00:41:37,087 Also the centerpiece of my spring collection. Top secret stuff. 704 00:41:37,170 --> 00:41:39,378 I'll guard it with my life. Please do. 705 00:41:39,462 --> 00:41:41,754 Come on. You're working for Miranda Priestly now. 706 00:41:41,837 --> 00:41:46,420 You must be in desperate need of hard liquor. 707 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:48,796 Excuse us, girls. 708 00:41:48,879 --> 00:41:50,962 She'll have the punch. 709 00:41:51,046 --> 00:41:52,879 [ Clears Throat ] 710 00:41:54,212 --> 00:41:56,629 It's deadly. Have fun. 711 00:41:56,712 --> 00:41:58,796 ♪ Your smile of honey gold ♪ 712 00:41:58,879 --> 00:42:01,962 ♪ And that you never seem to be in short supply of ♪ 713 00:42:02,046 --> 00:42:04,629 He's right, you know. Hmm? 714 00:42:04,712 --> 00:42:07,670 The punch. I drank it at James's last party. 715 00:42:07,754 --> 00:42:11,462 I woke up in Hoboken wearing nothing but a poncho and a cowboy hat. 716 00:42:11,545 --> 00:42:14,754 ♪ You know I've wanted you so long ♪♪ Ah. Well. 717 00:42:14,837 --> 00:42:17,128 Wise. [ Chuckling ] 718 00:42:17,212 --> 00:42:19,962 Uh, hi. Christian Thompson. 719 00:42:21,545 --> 00:42:24,004 Christian Thompson? You're kidding. 720 00:42:24,087 --> 00:42:27,796 No, you're-- You write for, like, every magazine I love. 721 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:31,295 I actually-- I reviewed your collection of essays for my college newspaper. 722 00:42:31,378 --> 00:42:35,212 Did you mention my good looks and my killer charm? 723 00:42:35,295 --> 00:42:37,796 No, but-- What do you do? 724 00:42:37,879 --> 00:42:42,212 Oh. Well, I want to work for somewhere like The New Yorker or Vanity Fair. 725 00:42:42,295 --> 00:42:44,462 I am a writer too. Is that right? 726 00:42:44,545 --> 00:42:47,378 Mm-hmm. I should read your stuff. Why don't you send it over? 727 00:42:47,462 --> 00:42:50,046 Yeah? 728 00:42:50,128 --> 00:42:53,879 That would be-- Thank you. That would be great. [ Giggling ] 729 00:42:53,962 --> 00:42:57,295 But actually, right now, I'm working as Miranda Priestly's assistant. 730 00:42:57,378 --> 00:42:59,796 Oh, you're kidding. Well, that's too bad. 731 00:42:59,879 --> 00:43:03,587 That's-- Whoa. You'll never survive Miranda. 732 00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:08,670 Excuse me? Well, you seem nice, smart. 733 00:43:08,754 --> 00:43:10,796 You can't do that job. 734 00:43:12,754 --> 00:43:14,754 Gotta go. 735 00:43:14,837 --> 00:43:17,004 Okay. 736 00:43:17,087 --> 00:43:20,462 Well, it was very, very nice to meet you, Miranda girl. 737 00:43:35,420 --> 00:43:37,295 Emily? 738 00:43:45,962 --> 00:43:50,004 Call James Holt's office. Tell them I want to move the preview up to today at 12:30. 739 00:43:50,087 --> 00:43:52,921 Tell everybody else. Be ready to leave in half an hour. 740 00:43:53,004 --> 00:43:56,754 But we're not expected until Tuesday. Did she say why? 741 00:43:56,837 --> 00:43:59,712 Yes. Yeah, she explained every detail of her decision making. 742 00:43:59,796 --> 00:44:02,462 And then we brushed each other's hair and gabbed about American Idol. 743 00:44:02,545 --> 00:44:04,629 I see your point. 744 00:44:04,712 --> 00:44:07,253 [ Andy ] What's a preview anyway? Good morning, Miranda. 745 00:44:07,337 --> 00:44:10,046 [ Nigel ] Miranda insists upon seeing all the designers' collections... 746 00:44:10,128 --> 00:44:12,087 before they show them. 747 00:44:12,170 --> 00:44:14,253 Great to see you. Hello, James. 748 00:44:14,337 --> 00:44:17,253 - [ Andy ] And she tells them what she thinks? - [ Nigel ] In her way. 749 00:44:17,337 --> 00:44:20,796 Uh, this season really began for me with a meditation... 750 00:44:20,879 --> 00:44:23,629 on the intersection between East and West. 751 00:44:23,712 --> 00:44:27,295 [ Nigel ] There's a scale. One nod is good. Two nods is very good. 752 00:44:27,378 --> 00:44:31,253 There's only been one actual smile on record, and that was Tom Ford in 2001. 753 00:44:31,337 --> 00:44:33,420 An obi belt. 754 00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:35,837 [ Nigel ] She doesn't like it, she shakes her head. 755 00:44:35,921 --> 00:44:39,629 This is the dress that we have designed specifically and exclusively for you. 756 00:44:39,712 --> 00:44:42,462 [ Nigel ] Then, of course, there's the pursing of the lips. 757 00:44:42,545 --> 00:44:44,212 [ Andy ] Which means? 758 00:44:48,545 --> 00:44:50,462 [ Nigel ] Catastrophe. 759 00:44:50,545 --> 00:44:53,962 [ Whispers ] Just, uh-- Just go. 760 00:44:54,046 --> 00:44:57,629 I just don't understand. I'm appalled. It's absurd. Appalled. 761 00:44:57,712 --> 00:45:00,128 You deal with it. I'll talk to him. 762 00:45:00,212 --> 00:45:04,253 So because she pursed her lips, he's gonna change his entire collection? 763 00:45:04,337 --> 00:45:06,337 You still don't get it, do you? 764 00:45:06,420 --> 00:45:09,212 Her opinion is the only one that matters. 765 00:45:11,378 --> 00:45:14,462 Call my husband and confirm dinner. At Pastis? Done. 766 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:16,670 And I'll need a change of clothes. 767 00:45:16,754 --> 00:45:21,837 Well, I've already messengered your outfit over to the shoot. 768 00:45:21,921 --> 00:45:26,462 Fine. And, Andrea, I would like you to deliver the Book to my home tonight. 769 00:45:26,545 --> 00:45:28,712 Have Emily give you the key. Mm-hmm. 770 00:45:30,962 --> 00:45:33,378 Guard this with your life. Of course. 771 00:45:35,754 --> 00:45:39,545 You know, if I can deliver the Book, that means I must have done something right. 772 00:45:39,629 --> 00:45:41,670 I'm not a psycho. 773 00:45:41,754 --> 00:45:44,378 Oh, and, you know, she called me Andrea? 774 00:45:44,462 --> 00:45:46,962 I mean, she didn't call me Emily, which is-- Isn't that great? 775 00:45:47,046 --> 00:45:49,462 Yeah, whoopee. Right. 776 00:45:51,754 --> 00:45:55,545 Now, it's very important that you do exactly what I'm about to tell you. 777 00:45:55,629 --> 00:45:57,879 Oh. Okay. 778 00:45:57,962 --> 00:46:01,087 [ Emily ] The Book is assembled by 10:00, 10:30, 779 00:46:01,170 --> 00:46:04,712 and you must wait around for it until then. 780 00:46:04,796 --> 00:46:07,962 You will be delivering Miranda's dry cleaning with the Book. 781 00:46:10,837 --> 00:46:14,212 Now, the car will take you straight to Miranda's townhouse. 782 00:46:14,295 --> 00:46:16,587 You let yourself in. 783 00:46:18,754 --> 00:46:22,420 Andrea. You do not talk to anyone. 784 00:46:22,504 --> 00:46:24,754 Do not look at anyone. 785 00:46:24,837 --> 00:46:27,378 This is of the utmost importance. You must be invisible. 786 00:46:27,462 --> 00:46:29,837 Do you understand? Uh-huh. 787 00:46:29,921 --> 00:46:33,420 You open the door and you walk across the foyer. 788 00:46:33,504 --> 00:46:37,837 You hang the dry cleaning in the closet across from the staircase. 789 00:46:44,670 --> 00:46:48,378 - Uh-- - And you leave the Book on the table with the flowers. 790 00:46:53,004 --> 00:46:55,295 [ Panting ] 791 00:46:55,378 --> 00:47:00,046 Shit! [ Girl ] It's that door to the left. 792 00:47:01,796 --> 00:47:04,170 Okay. 793 00:47:11,712 --> 00:47:14,962 [ Whispers ] Thank you. 794 00:47:15,046 --> 00:47:19,087 - You can give the Book to us. - Shh. Which-- Which table? 795 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:21,670 It's okay. Come on up. No, I can't. I can't. 796 00:47:21,754 --> 00:47:23,962 What? It's okay. Come on. 797 00:47:24,046 --> 00:47:26,587 Yeah, come on. It's okay. Please stop talking. 798 00:47:26,670 --> 00:47:30,170 Or you can bring the Book upstairs. Emily does it all the time. 799 00:47:30,253 --> 00:47:34,087 She does? Right. She does, all the time. 800 00:47:34,170 --> 00:47:37,170 Yeah? Okay. 801 00:47:39,837 --> 00:47:44,128 [ Giggling ] 802 00:47:44,212 --> 00:47:47,629 [ Miranda ] What did you expect me to do, walk out in the middle of a cover shoot? 803 00:47:47,712 --> 00:47:49,796 [ Man ] I rushed out of an investment committee meeting, 804 00:47:49,879 --> 00:47:52,629 and I sat there waiting for you for almost an hour. 805 00:47:52,712 --> 00:47:55,253 I told you the cell phones didn't work. Nobody could get a signal out. 806 00:47:55,337 --> 00:47:57,295 [ Man ] I knew what everyone in that restaurant was thinking-- 807 00:47:57,378 --> 00:47:59,921 there he is, waiting for her again. 808 00:48:24,879 --> 00:48:26,962 Okay, okay! Okay, okay. Oh, no. Shh! 809 00:48:27,046 --> 00:48:29,212 It really wasn't that big a deal. I promise. 810 00:48:29,295 --> 00:48:31,962 The twins said hello, so I said hello back. 811 00:48:32,046 --> 00:48:36,004 Then I went up the stairs to give her the Book and-- You went upstairs? 812 00:48:36,087 --> 00:48:39,712 Oh, my God. Why didn't you just climb into bed with her and ask for a bedtime story? 813 00:48:39,796 --> 00:48:42,796 Okay, I made a mistake. I know. 814 00:48:42,879 --> 00:48:44,712 Andrea, you don't understand. 815 00:48:44,796 --> 00:48:47,921 If you get fired, that might jeopardize Paris for me. 816 00:48:48,004 --> 00:48:51,754 If that happens, I will search every Blimpie's in the tristate area until I track you down. 817 00:48:51,837 --> 00:48:53,879 She's gonna fire me? 818 00:48:53,962 --> 00:48:56,879 I don't know. She's not happy. 819 00:48:56,962 --> 00:48:58,796 [ Miranda ] Andrea? 820 00:49:00,587 --> 00:49:02,754 [ Snaps Fingers ] 821 00:49:09,462 --> 00:49:11,545 Miranda, about last night, I-- 822 00:49:11,629 --> 00:49:14,212 I need the new Harry Potter book for the twins. 823 00:49:14,295 --> 00:49:17,837 Okay. Okay. I'll go down to Barnes and Noble right now. 824 00:49:17,921 --> 00:49:22,420 Did you fall down and smack your little head on the pavement? 825 00:49:22,504 --> 00:49:25,504 Not that I can recall. 826 00:49:25,587 --> 00:49:29,253 We have all the published Harry Potter books. The twins want to know what happens next. 827 00:49:29,337 --> 00:49:32,921 You want the unpublished manuscript? 828 00:49:33,004 --> 00:49:36,712 We know everyone in publishing. It shouldn't be a problem, should it? 829 00:49:36,796 --> 00:49:38,837 And you can do anything, right? 830 00:49:42,004 --> 00:49:46,378 [ Cell Phone Rings ] 831 00:49:46,462 --> 00:49:49,629 Yes, Bobbsey. I know, baby. 832 00:49:49,712 --> 00:49:52,087 Mommy's working very hard to get it for you. 833 00:49:52,170 --> 00:49:54,420 She doesn't get it. 834 00:49:54,504 --> 00:49:58,295 I could call frickin' J.K. Rowling herself. I'm not gonna get a copy of that book. 835 00:49:58,378 --> 00:50:00,420 My girls are leaving on the train for their grandmother's at 4:00, 836 00:50:00,504 --> 00:50:03,087 so the book better be here no later than 3:00. 837 00:50:03,170 --> 00:50:07,670 - Of course! - And I would like my steak here in 15 minutes. 838 00:50:07,754 --> 00:50:10,587 No problem! [ Panting ] 839 00:50:10,670 --> 00:50:14,087 Okay. I have four hours to get the impossible manuscript. 840 00:50:14,170 --> 00:50:18,337 Smith and Wollensky's doesn't open until 11:30. How am I gonna get the steak? 841 00:50:18,420 --> 00:50:21,962 Okay. I will be back in 15 minutes. 842 00:50:22,046 --> 00:50:24,462 - Wish me luck! - No. Shan't. 843 00:50:24,545 --> 00:50:28,337 Yes, yes, yes, yes. I've been on hold. It's for Miranda Priestly. 844 00:50:28,420 --> 00:50:30,462 It's very important. 845 00:50:30,545 --> 00:50:32,962 Yes, I know it's impossible to get, 846 00:50:33,046 --> 00:50:36,462 but, well, I was wondering if you could make the impossible possible, 847 00:50:36,545 --> 00:50:38,587 if that's at all possible. [ Laughing ] 848 00:50:38,670 --> 00:50:42,004 Yes, I'm calling about the Harry Potter manuscript. 849 00:50:42,087 --> 00:50:44,921 Uh, no. Unpublished. 850 00:50:45,004 --> 00:50:47,462 Not a chance? 851 00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:49,545 Tell her that it's for Miranda Priestly. 852 00:50:49,629 --> 00:50:51,587 'Cause I think it makes a difference. 853 00:50:55,629 --> 00:50:58,670 Let me call you back. 854 00:50:58,754 --> 00:51:01,504 You probably don't remember me. We met at James Holt's party. 855 00:51:01,587 --> 00:51:03,670 I'm Miranda Priestly's assistant. 856 00:51:03,754 --> 00:51:06,837 The Harry Potter manuscript? Oh, you're kidding. 857 00:51:06,921 --> 00:51:10,545 Uh, sorry to ask, but I'm desperate. 858 00:51:10,629 --> 00:51:13,796 Just tell her it can't be done. You'll have to come up with a Plan "B." 859 00:51:13,879 --> 00:51:16,337 Well, this is Miranda Priestly we're talking about. 860 00:51:16,420 --> 00:51:18,504 There is no Plan "B." There's only Plan "A." 861 00:51:18,587 --> 00:51:22,004 Is she back? Am I fired? 862 00:51:22,087 --> 00:51:24,879 I rarely say this to people who aren't me, 863 00:51:24,962 --> 00:51:27,670 but you have got to calm down. 864 00:51:27,754 --> 00:51:29,587 Bloody hell! 865 00:51:35,295 --> 00:51:37,128 Coat, bag. 866 00:51:39,587 --> 00:51:43,545 What's that? Oh, I don't want that. I'm having lunch with Irv. 867 00:51:43,629 --> 00:51:46,712 I'll be back at 3:00. I'd like my Starbucks waiting. 868 00:51:46,796 --> 00:51:51,754 Oh, and if you don't have that Harry Potter book by then, 869 00:51:51,837 --> 00:51:54,295 don't even bother coming back. 870 00:52:05,170 --> 00:52:07,046 [ Phone Rings ] 871 00:52:07,128 --> 00:52:09,587 Hello. 872 00:52:09,670 --> 00:52:11,712 Quit? Are you sure? 873 00:52:11,796 --> 00:52:13,921 I failed. She's gonna fire me anyway. 874 00:52:14,004 --> 00:52:16,587 I might as well beat her to the punch. Wow. 875 00:52:16,670 --> 00:52:20,420 Andy, good for you. Congratulations. You're free. 876 00:52:20,504 --> 00:52:23,587 Yeah. Well, listen, I'll call you later. Okay. 877 00:52:23,670 --> 00:52:26,128 [ Line Clicks, Phone Rings ] Hello. 878 00:52:26,212 --> 00:52:28,295 I'm brilliant. No, really. 879 00:52:28,378 --> 00:52:32,587 Monuments should be erected in my honor. You didn't. 880 00:52:32,670 --> 00:52:35,128 Oh, yes. A friend of a friend does the cover art, 881 00:52:35,212 --> 00:52:36,879 and she happens to have the manuscript. 882 00:52:39,295 --> 00:52:43,378 Oh, no, 'cause that would mean that I actually did something right. 883 00:52:43,462 --> 00:52:46,754 [ Chuckles ] It's just-- Oh! 884 00:52:46,837 --> 00:52:48,921 The thing is, Christian, I was just-- 885 00:52:49,004 --> 00:52:52,004 Look, you want this thing, you better hurry. I'll meet you at the St. Regis. 886 00:53:01,004 --> 00:53:02,629 Excuse me. [ Horn Honks ] 887 00:53:13,879 --> 00:53:16,754 Welcome to the St. Regis. May I assist you with anything? Oh. Yes. 888 00:53:16,837 --> 00:53:19,462 Uh, I'm meeting someone at the King Cole Bar. Right this way. 889 00:53:22,170 --> 00:53:24,170 Hi. 890 00:53:24,253 --> 00:53:26,670 You have one hour. Thank you. 891 00:53:36,962 --> 00:53:41,462 One copy. What are my twins gonna do with that? Share? 892 00:53:41,545 --> 00:53:43,670 Oh, no, I made two copies... 893 00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:47,170 and had them covered, reset and bound so that they wouldn't look like manuscripts. 894 00:53:47,253 --> 00:53:51,046 This is an extra copy to have on file. You know, just in case. 895 00:53:51,128 --> 00:53:53,837 Well, where are these fabulous copies? I don't see them anywhere. 896 00:53:53,921 --> 00:53:57,004 [ Whistle Blows ] 897 00:53:57,087 --> 00:53:59,796 [ Andy ] They're with the twins, on the train on the way to Grandma's. 898 00:54:02,545 --> 00:54:04,212 Is there anything else I can do for you? 899 00:54:06,253 --> 00:54:09,670 Mm-mmm. That's all. 900 00:54:09,754 --> 00:54:11,378 Okay. 901 00:54:24,754 --> 00:54:26,754 [ Door Opens ] 902 00:54:26,837 --> 00:54:30,420 Hey. Hey. I went to Dean and Deluca. 903 00:54:30,504 --> 00:54:33,545 Man, they charge, like, five dollars a strawberry there. 904 00:54:33,629 --> 00:54:37,046 But I figure since you quit your job, 905 00:54:37,128 --> 00:54:39,212 we should celebrate. 906 00:54:39,295 --> 00:54:42,545 - Listen, Nate. - Wait a minute. 907 00:54:42,629 --> 00:54:45,128 You quit your job, but you're still working on the twins' science project? 908 00:54:47,629 --> 00:54:49,837 Well, that's big of you. 909 00:54:49,921 --> 00:54:53,587 Okay, after we talked, I realized... 910 00:54:53,670 --> 00:54:58,712 it doesn't make sense throwing away all those months of hard work. 911 00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:01,212 I just had a moment of weakness, that's all. 912 00:55:01,295 --> 00:55:04,337 Yeah, well, either that, or your job sucks and your boss is a wacko. 913 00:55:07,796 --> 00:55:11,295 All right. Whatever. It's your job. 914 00:55:14,337 --> 00:55:16,629 Nate. 915 00:55:16,712 --> 00:55:18,962 Come on. 916 00:55:19,046 --> 00:55:21,212 I'm still the same person I was. 917 00:55:21,295 --> 00:55:24,754 I still want the same things. Okay? 918 00:55:24,837 --> 00:55:28,921 Mm-hmm. I promise. Same Andy, better clothes. 919 00:55:29,004 --> 00:55:31,879 [ Giggles ] I like the old clothes. 920 00:55:33,504 --> 00:55:36,295 Really? 921 00:55:36,378 --> 00:55:39,128 Well, what about these necklaces? Do you like them? 922 00:55:40,712 --> 00:55:44,170 No? And this dress, it's new. 923 00:55:44,253 --> 00:55:46,504 Eh. 924 00:55:46,587 --> 00:55:50,253 Well, there is one other thing that's new... 925 00:55:50,337 --> 00:55:52,295 that I thought you might like. 926 00:55:52,378 --> 00:55:55,712 But, uh-- What about this? 927 00:55:57,879 --> 00:55:59,629 You don't like it. I should better do-- 928 00:55:59,712 --> 00:56:01,921 No, no, no, no. 929 00:56:02,004 --> 00:56:04,629 [ Woman ] ♪ But we're never gonna survive ♪ 930 00:56:04,712 --> 00:56:09,504 ♪ Unless we get a little crazy ♪ 931 00:56:11,087 --> 00:56:13,837 ♪ No, we're never gonna survive ♪ 932 00:56:13,921 --> 00:56:20,796 ♪ Unless we are a little crazy ♪♪ 933 00:56:20,879 --> 00:56:24,004 Is this number two look? This is number two? 934 00:56:24,087 --> 00:56:28,295 Hi. Hi. All right. Turn around for me, darling. 935 00:56:28,378 --> 00:56:30,670 Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it. 936 00:56:30,754 --> 00:56:32,879 The piece is called "urban jungle," right? 937 00:56:32,962 --> 00:56:36,337 Yes, the modern woman unleashes the animal within to take on the big city. 938 00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:39,504 [ Growls ] Good. Go. 939 00:56:39,587 --> 00:56:43,004 [ Sighs ] Sometimes I can't believe I talk about this crap all day. 940 00:56:43,087 --> 00:56:45,670 Bobby, come here. Let me see. Oh, thank you. 941 00:56:45,754 --> 00:56:47,879 Make sure Miranda gets these as soon as possible. Mm-hmm. 942 00:56:47,962 --> 00:56:50,170 And tell her I switched in the Dior for the Rocha. 943 00:56:50,253 --> 00:56:54,796 Oh, great. Can't wait. Excuse me. 944 00:56:54,879 --> 00:56:57,295 Can we adjust the attitude? I'm sorry. 945 00:56:57,378 --> 00:57:00,337 Don't make me feed you to one of the models. I'm sorry. 946 00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:02,504 It's a busy day. 947 00:57:02,587 --> 00:57:05,046 My personal life is hanging by a thread, that's all. 948 00:57:05,128 --> 00:57:08,337 Join the club. That's what happens when you start doing well at work, darling. 949 00:57:08,420 --> 00:57:11,545 Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke. 950 00:57:11,629 --> 00:57:13,337 That means it's time for a promotion. 951 00:57:21,295 --> 00:57:24,170 No. All right, February, back of the issue. 952 00:57:24,253 --> 00:57:27,046 Did anybody speak with Salma's people yet? 953 00:57:27,128 --> 00:57:29,754 Yes, but she'd rather do a summer cover because she has a movie coming out. 954 00:57:29,837 --> 00:57:33,837 No. Also, I'm pulling the Toobin piece on the Supreme Court women-- 955 00:57:33,921 --> 00:57:35,712 woman. 956 00:57:35,796 --> 00:57:38,378 And I need to see a new draft on that piece... 957 00:57:38,462 --> 00:57:40,712 about shopping for a plastic surgeon-- It's dull. 958 00:57:40,796 --> 00:57:45,212 And this layout for the Winter Wonderland spread. 959 00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:47,754 Not wonderful yet. 960 00:57:47,837 --> 00:57:49,754 Oh, okay. I-I'll look at it. 961 00:57:49,837 --> 00:57:52,420 What about Testino? Where are we on that? 962 00:57:52,504 --> 00:57:54,712 Zac Posen's doing some very sculptural suits. 963 00:57:54,796 --> 00:57:57,420 So I suggested that, uh, Testino shoot them at the Noguchi Garden. 964 00:57:57,504 --> 00:57:59,420 Perfect. 965 00:57:59,504 --> 00:58:02,087 Thank God somebody came to work today. 966 00:58:02,170 --> 00:58:05,087 What about accessories for April? 967 00:58:05,170 --> 00:58:08,587 One thought I had was enamel. Um, bangles, pendants, earrings. 968 00:58:08,670 --> 00:58:10,921 No. We did that two years ago. What else? 969 00:58:11,004 --> 00:58:14,212 Um, well, they're showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking-- 970 00:58:14,295 --> 00:58:18,879 Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking. 971 00:58:18,962 --> 00:58:21,420 But we thought about shooting them in an industrial space. 972 00:58:21,504 --> 00:58:24,378 We thought the contrast between the femininity of the florals... 973 00:58:24,462 --> 00:58:26,921 and the more raw, rough-hewn background would create this wonderful tension between-- 974 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:29,837 - No. - Which? 975 00:58:29,921 --> 00:58:32,879 - [ Emily Coughing ] - No. 976 00:58:35,545 --> 00:58:38,587 [ Coughing Continues ] 977 00:58:38,670 --> 00:58:41,212 Does anybody else have anything I can possibly use? 978 00:58:42,420 --> 00:58:45,087 Antibacterial wipes perhaps? 979 00:58:47,046 --> 00:58:49,837 [ Groans ] 980 00:58:49,921 --> 00:58:53,962 How's the cold doing? Like death warmed up actually. 981 00:58:54,046 --> 00:58:56,420 [ Sniffles ] Oh, God. 982 00:58:56,504 --> 00:58:59,754 It's the benefit tonight. I've been looking forward to it for months. 983 00:58:59,837 --> 00:59:02,712 I refuse to be sick. I'm wearing Valentino, for crying out loud. 984 00:59:04,712 --> 00:59:07,921 Right. Well, everybody will be leaving soon to get ready, 985 00:59:08,004 --> 00:59:11,962 so I suggest you go and drop Miranda's Fendi bag off at the showroom, 986 00:59:12,046 --> 00:59:14,004 and then I suppose you can just go home. 987 00:59:14,087 --> 00:59:19,504 Yeah? Oh, well, that is great. Perfect actually. 988 00:59:19,587 --> 00:59:22,837 I need to get to Magnolia Bakery before it closes. It's Nate's birthday tonight. 989 00:59:22,921 --> 00:59:25,504 So we're, uh, having a little party for him. 990 00:59:25,587 --> 00:59:28,420 Yeah, I'm hearing this, and I wanna hear this. 991 00:59:30,212 --> 00:59:32,087 Bye. 992 00:59:33,545 --> 00:59:36,796 I love my job. I love my job. I love my job. 993 00:59:36,879 --> 00:59:39,921 [ Chattering ] 994 00:59:42,046 --> 00:59:45,170 [ Cell Phone Rings ] 995 00:59:45,253 --> 00:59:47,253 Hello? 996 00:59:51,128 --> 00:59:53,712 Before the benefit tonight, I need to make sure... 997 00:59:53,796 --> 00:59:56,545 that you're both fully prepped on the guest list. 998 00:59:56,629 --> 01:00:02,170 But I thought that only the first assistant went to the benefit. 999 01:00:02,253 --> 01:00:04,587 Only when the first assistant hasn't decided to become... 1000 01:00:04,670 --> 01:00:07,004 an incubus of viral plague. 1001 01:00:08,462 --> 01:00:11,587 You'll come and help Emily. 1002 01:00:11,670 --> 01:00:15,170 - That's all. - Right. 1003 01:00:15,253 --> 01:00:18,712 These are all of the guests. Miranda invites everyone. 1004 01:00:18,796 --> 01:00:22,253 We have to make sure that they all think she knows exactly who they are. 1005 01:00:22,337 --> 01:00:24,545 And I've been studying for weeks. 1006 01:00:24,629 --> 01:00:26,378 I have to learn all these by tonight? 1007 01:00:26,462 --> 01:00:29,879 No, don't be silly, Andrea. These too. 1008 01:00:29,962 --> 01:00:33,587 Look, you better just start without me, okay? I'll get there as soon as I can. 1009 01:00:33,670 --> 01:00:35,754 Andy, come on, it's his birth-- 1010 01:00:35,837 --> 01:00:38,128 Okay, but hurry. 1011 01:00:38,212 --> 01:00:40,962 Oh, please, believe me, I will. This is the last thing that I wanna-- 1012 01:00:41,046 --> 01:00:44,754 Ooh, I love that. Uh, I'll call you the second I'm leaving, okay? 1013 01:00:44,837 --> 01:00:47,462 Will that fit me? Oh, yeah. 1014 01:00:47,545 --> 01:00:50,087 A little Crisco and some fishing line, and we're in business. 1015 01:00:50,170 --> 01:00:52,004 [ Sarcastic Chuckle ] 1016 01:00:57,212 --> 01:01:00,712 [ Woman ] ♪ Here I am ♪ 1017 01:01:12,378 --> 01:01:15,378 ♪ Here I am ♪ 1018 01:01:17,670 --> 01:01:19,754 Well, nothing really. I mean, this is-- 1019 01:01:19,837 --> 01:01:23,962 I mean, really, this is the social event of the season. 1020 01:01:24,046 --> 01:01:26,046 ♪ To show you my vulnerable side ♪ 1021 01:01:28,337 --> 01:01:31,128 ♪ I'm too near to make it clear ♪ 1022 01:01:31,212 --> 01:01:35,670 ♪ Emotional suicide ♪ 1023 01:01:35,754 --> 01:01:38,670 ♪ Is this love I'm thinking of ♪ 1024 01:01:38,754 --> 01:01:42,504 Oh, oh, my God. Andy, you look so chic. ♪ I know that ♪♪ 1025 01:01:42,587 --> 01:01:46,128 Oh, thanks, Em. You look so thin. 1026 01:01:46,212 --> 01:01:48,295 Do I? Yeah. 1027 01:01:48,378 --> 01:01:50,837 Oh, it's for Paris. I'm on this new diet. 1028 01:01:50,921 --> 01:01:52,962 It's very effective. Well, I don't eat anything. 1029 01:01:53,046 --> 01:01:56,337 And then when I feel like I'm about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese. 1030 01:01:56,420 --> 01:01:58,337 Well, it's definitely working. I know. 1031 01:01:58,420 --> 01:02:01,004 I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. 1032 01:02:01,087 --> 01:02:03,212 [ Man ] ♪ Look at us, we're beautiful ♪ 1033 01:02:03,295 --> 01:02:06,879 ♪ All the people push and pull but ♪ 1034 01:02:06,962 --> 01:02:09,962 ♪ Let's just go out and ride ♪ 1035 01:02:10,046 --> 01:02:12,295 ♪ Talk about the things we try ♪♪ 1036 01:02:17,128 --> 01:02:21,879 That's John Folger, the new artistic director of the Chelsea Rep. 1037 01:02:21,962 --> 01:02:24,629 John, thanks for coming. Hey there. 1038 01:02:24,712 --> 01:02:27,212 - [ John ] Oh, thank you. It's always nice seeing you. - Stop fidgeting. 1039 01:02:27,295 --> 01:02:30,004 I'm sorry. I'm so late. 1040 01:02:30,087 --> 01:02:31,921 Just deal with it. You have to be here. 1041 01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:39,712 Emily, come here. 1042 01:02:39,796 --> 01:02:42,670 Isn't that Jacqueline Follet from French Runway? 1043 01:02:42,754 --> 01:02:44,921 Oh, my God, and Miranda hates her. 1044 01:02:45,004 --> 01:02:46,879 She was supposed to arrive after Miranda left. 1045 01:02:46,962 --> 01:02:48,712 I didn't-- Oh. Yeah. 1046 01:02:48,796 --> 01:02:53,253 Miranda, fabulous event as always. You brought Jacqueline. 1047 01:02:53,337 --> 01:02:55,712 Surprise. Quelle surprise. 1048 01:02:58,462 --> 01:03:02,712 Oh, wonderful. We're so happy you were able to come to our little gathering. 1049 01:03:02,796 --> 01:03:06,545 Of course. I plan my whole year around this. 1050 01:03:06,629 --> 01:03:11,253 Well, we're so grateful that you do. 1051 01:03:12,837 --> 01:03:16,046 Ciao. Have you gotten my note? 1052 01:03:16,128 --> 01:03:18,378 Yes, I did. We'll discuss it on Wednesday. 1053 01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:21,921 Yes, I agree. No business tonight. Not tonight. 1054 01:03:22,004 --> 01:03:23,921 Enjoy. [ Sniffles ] 1055 01:03:24,004 --> 01:03:26,253 Em. 1056 01:03:26,337 --> 01:03:28,170 Oh, thanks. Thanks. 1057 01:03:32,837 --> 01:03:36,962 Oh, um-- Oh, my God. I just can't remember what his name is. 1058 01:03:37,046 --> 01:03:39,587 I just saw his name this morning on the list. 1059 01:03:39,670 --> 01:03:42,587 It's-- Oh, I know this. It's something to do with-- 1060 01:03:42,670 --> 01:03:47,921 Wait, he was-- he was part of the-- Oh, God, I know this. Um-- 1061 01:03:48,004 --> 01:03:52,170 It's Ambassador Franklin, and that's the woman that he left his wife for, Rebecca. 1062 01:03:55,212 --> 01:03:57,754 Rebecca. Ambassador. Miranda. 1063 01:03:57,837 --> 01:04:00,587 You look fabulous. Oh, very kind. 1064 01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:03,754 - Thank you. - [ Chattering Continues ] 1065 01:04:11,837 --> 01:04:13,754 Look at you. Hello. 1066 01:04:13,837 --> 01:04:16,004 You're-- You're a vision. 1067 01:04:16,087 --> 01:04:18,962 Oh. [ Scoffs ] Thank God I saved your job. 1068 01:04:19,046 --> 01:04:23,754 [ Stammers, Chuckles ] You know, I figured out a few things on my own too. 1069 01:04:23,837 --> 01:04:26,087 Turns out, I'm not as nice as you thought. 1070 01:04:26,170 --> 01:04:28,796 I hope not. 1071 01:04:28,879 --> 01:04:31,004 Well, if it weren't for the stupid boyfriend, 1072 01:04:31,087 --> 01:04:33,879 I'd have to whisk you away right here and now. 1073 01:04:35,712 --> 01:04:39,295 Do you actually say things like that to people? Evidently. 1074 01:04:39,378 --> 01:04:42,295 [ Giggles ] Well, I gotta go. 1075 01:04:42,378 --> 01:04:45,212 Are you sure? 'Cause my editor for New York Magazine is inside, 1076 01:04:45,295 --> 01:04:47,378 and, you know, I could introduce you two. 1077 01:04:47,462 --> 01:04:52,212 You sent over your stuff for me to look at? Remember? Yeah. 1078 01:04:52,295 --> 01:04:56,879 All right, I gotta admit, I only read a couple. It was a very large packet you sent. 1079 01:04:56,962 --> 01:04:58,962 Yeah. But what I did read wasn't half bad. 1080 01:04:59,046 --> 01:05:01,337 And, you know, I think-- I think you have a talent, Andy. 1081 01:05:01,420 --> 01:05:04,337 He should meet you. 1082 01:05:04,420 --> 01:05:06,504 Why don't you come in? Just for one drink. 1083 01:05:06,587 --> 01:05:10,712 Um, okay, yeah. I guess I could for one-- 1084 01:05:10,796 --> 01:05:14,004 No, I can't. I'm sorry, but I have to go. 1085 01:05:14,087 --> 01:05:17,462 All right. Give my best to the boyfriend. 1086 01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:27,087 Roy, I'm sorry. Can you go any faster? 1087 01:05:27,170 --> 01:05:29,796 I'm sure Nate will understand. 1088 01:05:32,087 --> 01:05:34,046 Yeah. 1089 01:05:34,128 --> 01:05:36,879 [ TV, Indistinct ] 1090 01:05:36,962 --> 01:05:38,754 Hey. 1091 01:05:53,962 --> 01:05:56,128 Happy birthday. 1092 01:06:00,295 --> 01:06:03,337 Nate, I'm so sorry. 1093 01:06:03,420 --> 01:06:07,420 I kept trying to leave, but there was a lot going on. 1094 01:06:07,504 --> 01:06:09,587 And, you know, I didn't have a choice. 1095 01:06:09,670 --> 01:06:11,587 Don't worry about it. 1096 01:06:11,670 --> 01:06:14,545 [ Grunts ] I'm gonna go to bed. 1097 01:06:16,712 --> 01:06:18,962 Can we at least talk about this? 1098 01:06:27,170 --> 01:06:29,212 You look really pretty. 1099 01:07:11,004 --> 01:07:12,754 [ Miranda ] Andrea? 1100 01:07:25,046 --> 01:07:28,046 - Do you have the Book? - Oh. Uh-- 1101 01:07:30,879 --> 01:07:33,712 Mm. 1102 01:07:33,796 --> 01:07:37,128 Paris is the most important week of my entire year. 1103 01:07:37,212 --> 01:07:40,212 I need the best possible team with me. 1104 01:07:41,796 --> 01:07:43,754 That no longer includes Emily. 1105 01:07:46,378 --> 01:07:49,212 Wait. You want me to-- 1106 01:07:49,295 --> 01:07:52,670 No, Miranda. 1107 01:07:52,754 --> 01:07:55,004 [ Exhales ] Emily would die. 1108 01:07:55,087 --> 01:07:58,670 Her whole life is about Paris. 1109 01:07:58,754 --> 01:08:03,004 She hasn't eaten in weeks. I-I can't... do that. 1110 01:08:03,087 --> 01:08:06,046 Miranda, I can't. 1111 01:08:06,128 --> 01:08:09,170 If you don't go, I'll assume you're not serious about your future... 1112 01:08:09,253 --> 01:08:12,796 at Runway or any other publication. 1113 01:08:18,796 --> 01:08:20,670 The decision's yours. 1114 01:08:22,754 --> 01:08:24,921 That's all. 1115 01:08:36,170 --> 01:08:40,337 [ Woman ] ♪ Fill these spaces up with days ♪ 1116 01:08:43,087 --> 01:08:45,545 ♪ In my room ♪ 1117 01:08:45,629 --> 01:08:49,337 ♪ You can go you can stay ♪ 1118 01:08:49,420 --> 01:08:51,837 [ Laughing ] 1119 01:08:51,921 --> 01:08:56,295 ♪ I can't sleep ♪ 1120 01:08:56,378 --> 01:09:01,087 ♪ I can't speak to you ♪ 1121 01:09:01,170 --> 01:09:05,545 ♪ I can't sleep ♪ 1122 01:09:13,004 --> 01:09:17,295 ♪ Now these years locked in my drawer ♪ 1123 01:09:19,670 --> 01:09:24,046 ♪ I'll open to see ♪ 1124 01:09:24,128 --> 01:09:27,921 ♪ Just to be sure ♪ Hey, Andy. 1125 01:09:28,004 --> 01:09:30,212 Hey. You coming to bed anytime soon? 1126 01:09:30,295 --> 01:09:32,295 Uh, yeah. Five minutes, okay? 1127 01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:38,004 ♪ I can't speak to you ♪ 1128 01:09:38,087 --> 01:09:41,420 ♪ I can't sleep ♪♪ 1129 01:09:55,004 --> 01:09:59,587 [ Fax Printing ] 1130 01:10:07,253 --> 01:10:09,712 [ Clears Throat ] 1131 01:10:28,629 --> 01:10:30,462 Andrea, don't forget to tell Emily. 1132 01:10:32,921 --> 01:10:35,087 Do it now. 1133 01:10:44,253 --> 01:10:47,462 [ Line Ringing ] Don't pick up. 1134 01:10:47,545 --> 01:10:50,046 Don't pick up. Don't pick up. Don't pick-- Hi. 1135 01:10:50,128 --> 01:10:52,170 Emily. Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late. 1136 01:10:52,253 --> 01:10:54,837 It's just Miranda wanted some scarves from Hermès. 1137 01:10:54,921 --> 01:10:57,378 And she did tell me yesterday, but I forgot like an idiot. 1138 01:10:57,462 --> 01:10:59,504 And so I freaked out, of course. 1139 01:10:59,587 --> 01:11:02,504 Emily, Emily, I-I need to talk to you. 1140 01:11:02,587 --> 01:11:05,545 I called Martine at home, and she opened the shop early. Whoa! I'm sorry. 1141 01:11:05,629 --> 01:11:08,378 She opened the shop early for me, so I got them, which is great. 1142 01:11:08,462 --> 01:11:11,921 Okay. Um, Emily, wh-when you come in, 1143 01:11:12,004 --> 01:11:14,378 there's something I have to talk to you about. 1144 01:11:14,462 --> 01:11:17,337 Well, I hope it's not another Miranda problem. Not exactly. 1145 01:11:17,420 --> 01:11:20,754 Well, good, because I've got so much to deal with before I go. I swear to God-- 1146 01:11:20,837 --> 01:11:23,378 - [ Gasps ] - [ Horn Honks, Tires Skid ] 1147 01:11:23,462 --> 01:11:27,504 [ Clamoring ] [ Woman ] Oh, my God! 1148 01:11:27,587 --> 01:11:29,545 Emily? 1149 01:11:29,629 --> 01:11:32,420 [ Woman On P.A., Indistinct ] 1150 01:11:32,504 --> 01:11:34,295 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 1151 01:11:38,962 --> 01:11:42,420 I don't care if she was gonna fire you or beat you with a red-hot poker! 1152 01:11:42,504 --> 01:11:44,420 You should have said no. 1153 01:11:44,504 --> 01:11:46,545 Emily, I didn't have a choice. 1154 01:11:46,629 --> 01:11:48,796 Oh. Please. You know how she is. 1155 01:11:48,879 --> 01:11:51,212 That is a pathetic excuse. [ Door Opens ] 1156 01:11:55,170 --> 01:11:57,212 Thanks. 1157 01:11:57,295 --> 01:11:59,796 Do you know what really just... 1158 01:11:59,879 --> 01:12:02,754 gets me about this whole thing, 1159 01:12:02,837 --> 01:12:07,128 is that, you know, you're the one who said you don't really care about this stuff. 1160 01:12:07,212 --> 01:12:10,921 And you don't really care about fashion. You just wanna be a journalist. 1161 01:12:11,004 --> 01:12:13,046 What a pile of bollocks! 1162 01:12:13,128 --> 01:12:15,378 Emily, I know you're mad. I don't blame you. 1163 01:12:15,462 --> 01:12:19,587 Face it, you sold your soul the day you put on that first pair of Jimmy Choo's. 1164 01:12:19,670 --> 01:12:24,295 I saw it. And you know what really just kills me about this whole thing, 1165 01:12:24,378 --> 01:12:26,462 is the clothes that you're gonna get. 1166 01:12:26,545 --> 01:12:29,337 I mean, you don't deserve them. 1167 01:12:29,420 --> 01:12:32,087 You eat carbs, for Christ's sake. 1168 01:12:32,170 --> 01:12:36,462 God, it's so unfair! 1169 01:12:36,545 --> 01:12:38,754 - Emily. - Just go. 1170 01:12:45,337 --> 01:12:47,170 Emily, I-- I said go! 1171 01:12:50,921 --> 01:12:53,420 [ Sighs ] 1172 01:12:53,504 --> 01:12:56,128 [ Doug ] You are going to Paris for the couture shows? [ Andy ] Mm-hmm. 1173 01:12:56,212 --> 01:12:58,837 - That's the coolest fashion event of the year. - Mm-hmm. 1174 01:12:58,921 --> 01:13:01,128 I mean, who are you going to see, Galliano? Yeah. 1175 01:13:01,212 --> 01:13:04,004 And Lagerfeld and Nicholas Ghesquiere. Yep. 1176 01:13:04,128 --> 01:13:06,796 Yes. Okay, now you're scaring me. [ Chuckles ] 1177 01:13:06,879 --> 01:13:10,212 Hey. Hey. 1178 01:13:10,295 --> 01:13:14,378 This show is amazing. I am so proud of you. [ Lily ] Thank you. 1179 01:13:14,462 --> 01:13:17,128 Okay, start with the photos in the back and work your way forward. 1180 01:13:17,212 --> 01:13:19,170 That is the way I designed it. It is brilliant. 1181 01:13:19,253 --> 01:13:20,796 You will love it. Of course. 1182 01:13:20,879 --> 01:13:23,295 And you, I have somebody I want you to meet, okay? 1183 01:13:23,378 --> 01:13:25,212 Ooh, art and sex. Lead the way. 1184 01:13:25,295 --> 01:13:27,170 See you later. Okay. 1185 01:13:33,420 --> 01:13:36,545 ♪ I've no regrets ♪ 1186 01:13:36,629 --> 01:13:40,462 ♪ Every single work I find ♪ 1187 01:13:42,420 --> 01:13:45,837 ♪ Don't hold our breath ♪ 1188 01:13:45,921 --> 01:13:49,879 ♪ Wait for another sign ♪ Hey. Hey, Miranda girl. 1189 01:13:52,087 --> 01:13:55,504 Hi. I was just thinking about you. 1190 01:13:55,587 --> 01:13:57,545 Oh, come on. 1191 01:13:57,629 --> 01:13:59,837 It's true. No. 1192 01:13:59,921 --> 01:14:04,420 I'm profiling Gaultier for Interview and, uh, making my Paris plans. 1193 01:14:04,504 --> 01:14:08,837 I found myself wondering if, uh, you were gonna be there. 1194 01:14:08,921 --> 01:14:14,212 Well, actually, um, I am going. 1195 01:14:14,295 --> 01:14:19,046 Great. I'm staying in a fantastic little hotel in the Seventh, 1196 01:14:19,128 --> 01:14:23,004 right across the street from the falafel restaurant that will change your life. 1197 01:14:23,087 --> 01:14:28,087 [ Chuckles ] I'm sorry. I'll be too busy working. 1198 01:14:28,170 --> 01:14:30,545 You'll have to find someone else's life to change. 1199 01:14:32,170 --> 01:14:34,462 Well, that's just it. 1200 01:14:34,545 --> 01:14:36,545 I'm beginning to wonder if I can. 1201 01:14:49,712 --> 01:14:51,170 Lily. 1202 01:14:52,837 --> 01:14:55,128 Lily, he's just a guy I know from work. 1203 01:14:55,212 --> 01:14:58,046 Yeah, that looked like work. Look, you're making a big deal out of-- 1204 01:14:58,128 --> 01:15:01,420 You know, the Andy I know is madly in love with Nate, 1205 01:15:01,504 --> 01:15:03,754 is always five minutes early... 1206 01:15:03,837 --> 01:15:06,629 and thinks, I don't know, Club Monaco is couture. 1207 01:15:06,712 --> 01:15:10,462 For the last 16 years, I've known everything about that Andy. 1208 01:15:10,545 --> 01:15:14,337 But this person? This "glamazon" who skulks around in corners... 1209 01:15:14,420 --> 01:15:17,462 with some random hot fashion guy? 1210 01:15:17,545 --> 01:15:19,629 I don't get her. 1211 01:15:19,712 --> 01:15:22,962 Lily. Have fun in Paris. 1212 01:15:24,212 --> 01:15:26,754 You going to Paris? 1213 01:15:26,837 --> 01:15:29,504 Uh, yeah. It just happened. 1214 01:15:29,587 --> 01:15:33,128 I thought Paris was a big deal for Emily or-- 1215 01:15:33,212 --> 01:15:35,754 Great. Now you're gonna give me a hard time too? 1216 01:15:37,545 --> 01:15:41,504 Hey, Andy. Andy! 1217 01:15:41,587 --> 01:15:44,796 Andy, what the hell is wrong with you? I-I didn't have a choice, okay? 1218 01:15:44,879 --> 01:15:47,128 Miranda asked me, and I couldn't say no. I know. 1219 01:15:47,212 --> 01:15:49,253 That's your answer for everything lately, "I didn't have a choice." 1220 01:15:49,337 --> 01:15:51,170 Like this job was forced on you. Nate, I get it, okay? 1221 01:15:51,253 --> 01:15:53,378 Like you don't make these decisions yourself. 1222 01:15:53,462 --> 01:15:55,670 You're mad because I work late all the time and I missed your birthday party. 1223 01:15:55,754 --> 01:15:58,170 And I'm sorry. Oh, come on. What am I, four? 1224 01:15:58,253 --> 01:16:01,170 You-- You hate Runway and Miranda. 1225 01:16:01,253 --> 01:16:04,128 And you think fashion is stupid. You've made that clear. 1226 01:16:04,212 --> 01:16:07,504 Andy, I make port wine reductions all day. 1227 01:16:07,587 --> 01:16:09,879 I'm not exactly in the Peace Corps. 1228 01:16:09,962 --> 01:16:12,837 You know, I wouldn't care if you were out there pole dancing all night, 1229 01:16:12,921 --> 01:16:15,378 as long as you did it with a little integrity. 1230 01:16:15,462 --> 01:16:17,295 You used to say this was just a job. 1231 01:16:17,378 --> 01:16:19,712 You used to make fun of the Runway girls. 1232 01:16:19,796 --> 01:16:21,587 What happened? Now you've become one of them. 1233 01:16:23,378 --> 01:16:27,212 That's absurd. That's okay. That's fine. Just own up to it. 1234 01:16:27,295 --> 01:16:31,337 And then we can stop pretending like we have anything in common anymore. 1235 01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:34,420 You don't mean that, do you? No, I do. 1236 01:16:41,754 --> 01:16:43,921 Well, 1237 01:16:44,004 --> 01:16:45,921 maybe this trip is coming at a good time. 1238 01:16:46,004 --> 01:16:48,170 Maybe we should take a break. 1239 01:16:55,420 --> 01:16:57,962 Nate? 1240 01:16:59,462 --> 01:17:03,796 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 1241 01:17:06,962 --> 01:17:10,462 I'm sorry. Just... one second? 1242 01:17:12,796 --> 01:17:15,253 You know, in case you were wondering, 1243 01:17:15,337 --> 01:17:19,087 the person whose calls you always take, that's the relationship you're in. 1244 01:17:19,170 --> 01:17:21,087 I hope you two are very happy together. 1245 01:17:21,170 --> 01:17:23,462 [ Cell Phone Continues Ringing ] 1246 01:17:30,170 --> 01:17:32,212 Hello, Miranda. 1247 01:17:39,337 --> 01:17:43,087 [ Man ] ♪ In the city ♪ 1248 01:17:43,170 --> 01:17:44,879 ♪ Of blinding lights ♪ 1249 01:17:47,712 --> 01:17:51,087 ♪ I'm getting ready ♪ 1250 01:17:51,170 --> 01:17:54,670 ♪ To leave the ground ♪ 1251 01:18:00,670 --> 01:18:06,170 ♪ Oh, you look so beautiful ♪ 1252 01:18:06,253 --> 01:18:09,837 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1253 01:18:14,046 --> 01:18:16,962 ♪ In the city ♪ 1254 01:18:17,046 --> 01:18:21,295 ♪ Of blinding lights ♪ 1255 01:18:21,378 --> 01:18:24,587 ♪ The more you know the less you feel ♪ 1256 01:18:24,670 --> 01:18:28,420 ♪ Some pray for, others steal ♪ 1257 01:18:28,504 --> 01:18:32,128 ♪ Blessings not just for the ones who kneel ♪ 1258 01:18:32,212 --> 01:18:34,670 ♪ Luckily ♪♪ 1259 01:18:40,712 --> 01:18:44,046 [ Chattering ] 1260 01:18:45,921 --> 01:18:47,962 Pardon. Miranda. 1261 01:18:48,046 --> 01:18:51,004 [ Speaking Italian ] Maestro. Mmm. 1262 01:18:51,087 --> 01:18:54,212 How are you? So glad to see you. Thank you for coming. 1263 01:18:54,295 --> 01:18:58,170 - You like the collection? - Absolutely. I think it's the best in years. 1264 01:18:58,253 --> 01:19:00,670 - This is very important for me. Very, very important. - I'm very happy for you. 1265 01:19:00,754 --> 01:19:02,962 This is my new Emily. Hello. How do you do? 1266 01:19:03,046 --> 01:19:05,504 I'm good. Pleasure. Nice to meet you. 1267 01:19:05,587 --> 01:19:07,378 You love the show? 1268 01:19:12,087 --> 01:19:14,796 Miranda. This way! [ Clamoring ] 1269 01:19:21,087 --> 01:19:23,921 Miranda. Nigel. Fashion's great gatekeepers. 1270 01:19:24,004 --> 01:19:28,754 Miranda, what is Runway's position on French fashion versus American fashion? 1271 01:19:28,837 --> 01:19:31,504 I've been thinking-- Oh. 1272 01:19:31,587 --> 01:19:35,337 You still owe me for Harry Potter. Oh, do I? 1273 01:19:35,420 --> 01:19:37,378 Of course you do. Are you working tonight? Oh! 1274 01:19:37,462 --> 01:19:41,879 No, actually Miranda has a dinner. Great, you're free. 1275 01:19:41,962 --> 01:19:45,212 Oh, but there is the problem of le boyfriend. 1276 01:19:45,295 --> 01:19:49,004 Wait, don't tell me. The boyfriend non plus? 1277 01:19:49,087 --> 01:19:51,879 Je suis très, très desolé. 1278 01:19:51,962 --> 01:19:53,879 Oh, you're so full of it. You're not desolé at all. 1279 01:19:53,962 --> 01:19:56,295 No, not even a little. What time should I pick you up? 1280 01:19:57,796 --> 01:19:59,712 Uh-- I'll call you. 1281 01:19:59,796 --> 01:20:02,504 Yeah. 1282 01:20:19,712 --> 01:20:21,545 Oh. 1283 01:20:24,004 --> 01:20:27,587 Oh, there you are. [ Clears Throat ] 1284 01:20:27,670 --> 01:20:32,921 We need to go over the seating, uh, chart for the luncheon. 1285 01:20:33,004 --> 01:20:36,587 Okay. Um, yeah, sure. 1286 01:20:36,670 --> 01:20:39,545 I have it right here. 1287 01:20:43,545 --> 01:20:47,212 By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me. 1288 01:20:54,170 --> 01:20:56,504 Okay. 1289 01:20:56,587 --> 01:21:00,128 So, 1290 01:21:00,212 --> 01:21:05,253 first of all, we need to move Snoop Dogg to my table. 1291 01:21:05,337 --> 01:21:07,087 But your table's full. 1292 01:21:08,837 --> 01:21:10,629 Stephen isn't coming. 1293 01:21:10,712 --> 01:21:13,921 Oh, Stephen is-- 1294 01:21:14,004 --> 01:21:18,004 So I don't need to fetch Stephen from the airport tomorrow? 1295 01:21:18,087 --> 01:21:22,128 Well, if you speak to him and he decides to rethink the divorce, 1296 01:21:22,212 --> 01:21:25,378 then, yes, fetch away. 1297 01:21:25,462 --> 01:21:28,754 You're very fetching, so go fetch. 1298 01:21:34,378 --> 01:21:38,253 And then when we get back to New York, we need to contact, um, 1299 01:21:40,253 --> 01:21:43,796 Leslie to see what she can do to minimize the press... 1300 01:21:45,295 --> 01:21:47,128 on all this. 1301 01:21:50,420 --> 01:21:52,962 Another divorce... 1302 01:21:53,046 --> 01:21:56,170 splashed across page six. 1303 01:21:56,253 --> 01:21:59,295 I can just imagine what they're gonna write about me. 1304 01:21:59,378 --> 01:22:03,670 The Dragon Lady, career-obsessed. 1305 01:22:03,754 --> 01:22:06,962 Snow Queen drives away another Mr. Priestly. 1306 01:22:08,462 --> 01:22:11,004 Rupert Murdoch should cut me a check... 1307 01:22:11,087 --> 01:22:13,337 for all the papers I sell for him. 1308 01:22:15,462 --> 01:22:17,754 Anyway, I don't-- 1309 01:22:17,837 --> 01:22:20,670 I don't really care what anybody writes about me. 1310 01:22:23,253 --> 01:22:26,253 But my-- my girls, I just-- 1311 01:22:26,337 --> 01:22:29,587 It's just so unfair to the girls. 1312 01:22:29,670 --> 01:22:31,504 It's just... 1313 01:22:34,004 --> 01:22:36,170 another disappointment, 1314 01:22:36,253 --> 01:22:39,712 another letdown, another father... figure-- 1315 01:22:39,796 --> 01:22:42,629 [ Chuckles ] gone. 1316 01:22:44,004 --> 01:22:48,087 Anyway, the point is-- [ Clears Throat ] 1317 01:22:48,170 --> 01:22:51,921 The point is-- [ Sighs ] 1318 01:22:52,004 --> 01:22:56,128 The point is we really need to figure out where to place Donatella, 1319 01:22:56,212 --> 01:22:59,046 because she's barely speaking to anyone. 1320 01:23:08,712 --> 01:23:11,921 I'm so sorry, Miranda. 1321 01:23:12,004 --> 01:23:14,545 If you want me to cancel your evening, I can. 1322 01:23:14,629 --> 01:23:17,670 Don't be ridiculous. Why would we do that? 1323 01:23:18,837 --> 01:23:21,253 Um, is-- 1324 01:23:21,337 --> 01:23:23,128 Is there anything else I can do? 1325 01:23:24,670 --> 01:23:26,670 Your job. 1326 01:23:29,921 --> 01:23:31,754 That's all. 1327 01:23:52,754 --> 01:23:55,046 [ Knocking ] 1328 01:23:58,046 --> 01:24:00,128 Hi. I need Miranda's itinerary for tomorrow. 1329 01:24:00,212 --> 01:24:01,796 Okay. Come on in. All right? Thanks. 1330 01:24:06,837 --> 01:24:09,670 - Who put that together for you? - This? 1331 01:24:09,754 --> 01:24:12,712 Oh, it's just-- it's just something I threw on. 1332 01:24:12,796 --> 01:24:15,962 Turn around. Let me see. Turn. 1333 01:24:16,046 --> 01:24:20,046 Mm. Incroyable. Yeah? 1334 01:24:20,128 --> 01:24:23,046 It's really just-- No, it's-- No, gorgeous. Yeah? Okay, good. 1335 01:24:23,128 --> 01:24:26,212 Really. I think that my work here is done. 1336 01:24:26,295 --> 01:24:28,670 Oh. 1337 01:24:28,754 --> 01:24:31,046 We're going to celebrate. I'm going to get some champagne. 1338 01:24:31,128 --> 01:24:33,504 Okay. What are we toasting? 1339 01:24:33,587 --> 01:24:38,170 We are toasting, my dear, to the dream job. 1340 01:24:38,253 --> 01:24:42,170 The one that a million girls wanted. 1341 01:24:42,253 --> 01:24:44,837 Which I got months ago. 1342 01:24:44,921 --> 01:24:47,337 I'm not talking about you. 1343 01:24:47,420 --> 01:24:50,170 Mm-hmm. 1344 01:24:50,253 --> 01:24:52,504 James Holt-- Yeah. 1345 01:24:52,587 --> 01:24:54,462 Massimo Corteleoni... 1346 01:24:56,295 --> 01:24:58,754 is investing in James's company and taking it global. 1347 01:24:58,837 --> 01:25:02,712 Mm-hmm. Bags, shoes, fragrances-- the works. 1348 01:25:04,087 --> 01:25:07,378 And James needs a partner. 1349 01:25:07,462 --> 01:25:13,128 And that partner would be me. 1350 01:25:15,462 --> 01:25:17,879 Does Miranda-- No, no, Miranda knows, because-- 1351 01:25:17,962 --> 01:25:20,420 Oh. Oh, she put me up for it. God, no. Can you imagine? 1352 01:25:20,504 --> 01:25:23,046 But-- But-- But you're leaving. 1353 01:25:23,128 --> 01:25:25,879 Mm-hmm. I can't imagine Runway without you. 1354 01:25:25,962 --> 01:25:29,212 I know, I know, but I'm so excited though. 1355 01:25:29,295 --> 01:25:33,212 This is the first time in 18 years I'm going to be able to call the shots in my own life. 1356 01:25:33,295 --> 01:25:36,087 Oh, my God! 1357 01:25:36,170 --> 01:25:40,879 I'm going to be able to come to Paris and actually see Paris. 1358 01:25:43,128 --> 01:25:45,629 Well, congratulations. 1359 01:25:45,712 --> 01:25:48,629 Huh? Oh. Nigel, you deserve it. 1360 01:25:51,295 --> 01:25:54,462 You bet your size-six ass. [ Guffaws ] 1361 01:25:54,545 --> 01:25:57,796 Four. Really? 1362 01:25:57,879 --> 01:25:59,754 [ Glasses Clink ] Cheers. 1363 01:25:59,837 --> 01:26:03,587 Cheers to you. To us. 1364 01:26:03,670 --> 01:26:05,879 Let me see that. [ Giggles ] 1365 01:26:05,962 --> 01:26:09,629 ♪♪ [ Woman Singing In French ] 1366 01:26:09,712 --> 01:26:14,378 Okay, I just wanna say that yes, there are things Miranda does that I don't agree with, but-- 1367 01:26:14,462 --> 01:26:17,128 Come on. You hate her. Just admit it to me. No. 1368 01:26:17,212 --> 01:26:19,629 She's a-- She's a notorious sadist, 1369 01:26:19,712 --> 01:26:21,962 and not-- not in a good way. 1370 01:26:22,046 --> 01:26:25,462 Okay, she's tough, but if Miranda were a man, 1371 01:26:25,545 --> 01:26:28,921 no one would notice anything about her, except how great she is at her job. 1372 01:26:29,004 --> 01:26:32,087 [ Chuckles ] I'm sorry. I can't-- 1373 01:26:32,170 --> 01:26:35,295 I can't believe this. You're defending her? Yeah. 1374 01:26:35,378 --> 01:26:38,587 The wide-eyed girl peddling her earnest newspaper stories? 1375 01:26:38,670 --> 01:26:41,545 You, my friend, are crossing over to the dark side. 1376 01:26:43,212 --> 01:26:45,253 I resent that. 1377 01:26:45,337 --> 01:26:48,253 You shouldn't. It's sexy. Sexy? 1378 01:26:51,420 --> 01:26:54,253 Really? Really. 1379 01:26:59,046 --> 01:27:01,462 So do you-- do you know where we're going? 1380 01:27:01,545 --> 01:27:03,337 'Cause I'm lost. Yeah. 1381 01:27:03,420 --> 01:27:05,962 Yeah, don't worry. I know this city like the back of my hand. 1382 01:27:06,046 --> 01:27:09,128 It's my favorite place in the whole world. 1383 01:27:09,212 --> 01:27:11,170 You know, Gertrude Stein once said, 1384 01:27:11,253 --> 01:27:15,670 "America is my country, and Paris is my hometown." 1385 01:27:15,754 --> 01:27:17,837 [ Laughs ] It's true. 1386 01:27:17,921 --> 01:27:20,046 What do you do? 1387 01:27:20,128 --> 01:27:22,170 Do you just write stuff like that down... 1388 01:27:22,253 --> 01:27:25,837 and then file it away to use on us girls? 1389 01:27:25,921 --> 01:27:29,378 I'm Christian Thompson. That's my way. That's your way. Right. 1390 01:27:29,462 --> 01:27:31,796 I work freelance. I have a lot of free time on my hands. 1391 01:27:33,962 --> 01:27:36,670 You know, I never understood... 1392 01:27:36,754 --> 01:27:39,837 why everyone was so crazy about Paris, 1393 01:27:39,921 --> 01:27:44,670 but... it is so beautiful. 1394 01:27:44,754 --> 01:27:47,046 [ Giggles ] 1395 01:27:47,128 --> 01:27:51,712 Mm. I-I can't. I'm sorry. 1396 01:27:51,796 --> 01:27:56,295 I can't. You know, Nate and I just split up a couple days ago, and I can't. 1397 01:27:59,629 --> 01:28:02,212 Ooh. I've had too much wine. 1398 01:28:02,295 --> 01:28:05,587 And my hearing-- vision-- judgment's impaired. 1399 01:28:09,629 --> 01:28:12,337 No, I barely know you. I'm in a strange city. 1400 01:28:14,337 --> 01:28:18,420 I... am out of excuses. 1401 01:28:18,504 --> 01:28:20,170 Thank God. 1402 01:28:48,837 --> 01:28:50,670 [ Groans ] 1403 01:29:01,629 --> 01:29:03,504 [ Gasps ] 1404 01:29:08,670 --> 01:29:10,545 Yes. 1405 01:29:14,087 --> 01:29:16,170 Oh, shoot. 1406 01:29:21,670 --> 01:29:24,295 [ Door Opens ] 1407 01:29:24,378 --> 01:29:26,629 Bonjour, madame. 1408 01:29:26,712 --> 01:29:29,253 Uh, what the hell is this? 1409 01:29:29,337 --> 01:29:32,462 What does it look like? It's a mock-up. 1410 01:29:32,545 --> 01:29:35,004 Yeah. Of? 1411 01:29:35,087 --> 01:29:39,962 Of what American Runway will look like when Jacqueline Follet is the new editor in chief. 1412 01:29:40,046 --> 01:29:43,337 Wh-- They're replacing Miranda? 1413 01:29:43,420 --> 01:29:46,921 Yeah. And she's bringing me in to run all the editorial content. 1414 01:29:49,420 --> 01:29:51,837 You're really surprised? 1415 01:29:51,921 --> 01:29:55,796 Jacqueline's a lot younger than Miranda. She has a fresher take on things. 1416 01:29:55,879 --> 01:30:01,170 Not to mention American Runway's one of the most expensive books in the business. 1417 01:30:01,253 --> 01:30:05,337 Jacqueline does the same thing for a lot less money. 1418 01:30:05,420 --> 01:30:09,170 And Irv-- Irv's a businessman, you know. 1419 01:30:09,253 --> 01:30:13,378 Miranda will be devastated. Her whole life is about Runway. He can't do that to her. 1420 01:30:13,462 --> 01:30:16,837 It's done. Irv's gonna tell Miranda after the party for James. 1421 01:30:16,921 --> 01:30:19,004 And she has no idea? 1422 01:30:19,087 --> 01:30:21,420 She's a big girl. She'll be fine. 1423 01:30:22,754 --> 01:30:25,796 Shi-- I have to go. 1424 01:30:25,879 --> 01:30:28,004 Andy. 1425 01:30:28,087 --> 01:30:30,212 Andy, it's done. 1426 01:30:30,295 --> 01:30:32,420 Baby, it's done. 1427 01:30:33,921 --> 01:30:36,253 I'm not your baby. 1428 01:30:44,587 --> 01:30:47,004 [ Phone Ringing ] Allo. 1429 01:30:47,087 --> 01:30:49,670 Oh! Oh! Thank God you're there. 1430 01:30:49,754 --> 01:30:52,337 [ Sighs ] Excuse me? I need to talk to you right away. 1431 01:30:52,420 --> 01:30:54,712 It's about Jacqueline Follet. 1432 01:30:54,796 --> 01:30:59,170 Shit! Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit! 1433 01:31:15,712 --> 01:31:19,629 Yes. Mr. Ravitz, I'm so sorry to bother you. I was wondering-- 1434 01:31:19,712 --> 01:31:22,420 Have you completely lost your mind? 1435 01:31:22,504 --> 01:31:26,629 I need to talk to you. Do not disturb me again. 1436 01:31:26,712 --> 01:31:29,545 But, um, it's just for one-- Miranda! 1437 01:31:34,962 --> 01:31:37,295 [ Horn Honks ] 1438 01:31:47,962 --> 01:31:51,796 Miranda. Miranda. Wait, I need to talk to you. 1439 01:31:51,879 --> 01:31:54,420 Irv is making Jacqueline Follet the editor in chief of Runway. 1440 01:31:54,504 --> 01:31:56,670 Christian Thompson told me he's gonna work for her. 1441 01:31:56,754 --> 01:31:59,921 Irv is going to tell you today. I thought maybe if I told you, that you could fix it. 1442 01:32:00,004 --> 01:32:01,962 Do I smell freesias? 1443 01:32:02,046 --> 01:32:06,253 What? No. I-I specifically told them-- 1444 01:32:06,337 --> 01:32:10,796 If I see freesias anywhere, 1445 01:32:10,879 --> 01:32:14,253 I will be very disappointed. 1446 01:32:14,337 --> 01:32:18,754 For 72 years, Runway has been more than a magazine. 1447 01:32:18,837 --> 01:32:22,587 It has been a beacon of elegance and grace. 1448 01:32:22,670 --> 01:32:28,004 Miranda Priestly is the finest possible guardian of that beacon, 1449 01:32:28,087 --> 01:32:33,462 setting a standard that inspires people across the globe. 1450 01:32:33,545 --> 01:32:37,212 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Miranda Priestly. 1451 01:32:54,962 --> 01:32:58,670 Thank you, my dear friend. 1452 01:32:58,754 --> 01:33:01,796 Bonjour. [ Chuckles ] 1453 01:33:01,879 --> 01:33:04,962 Thank you very much for coming today... 1454 01:33:05,046 --> 01:33:09,253 to help celebrate our dear friend, James Holt. 1455 01:33:17,462 --> 01:33:21,046 But before I talk to you about James... 1456 01:33:21,128 --> 01:33:24,712 and his many accomplishments, 1457 01:33:24,796 --> 01:33:28,420 I would like first to share some news with you. 1458 01:33:30,462 --> 01:33:33,587 Um, as many of you know, 1459 01:33:33,670 --> 01:33:36,587 uh, recently Massimo Corteleoni... 1460 01:33:36,670 --> 01:33:40,670 has agreed to finance the expansion of the James Holt label, 1461 01:33:40,754 --> 01:33:44,837 transforming the work of this visionary artist... 1462 01:33:44,921 --> 01:33:49,378 into a global brand, which is really an exciting enterprise. 1463 01:33:49,462 --> 01:33:53,504 Runway and James Holt share many things in common, 1464 01:33:53,587 --> 01:33:57,879 chief among them, a commitment to excellence. 1465 01:33:57,962 --> 01:34:02,754 And so, it should come as no surprise that when the time came... 1466 01:34:02,837 --> 01:34:07,378 for James to choose the new president of James Holt International, 1467 01:34:07,462 --> 01:34:10,378 he chose from within the Runway family. 1468 01:34:10,462 --> 01:34:14,545 And it's my great happiness today... 1469 01:34:14,629 --> 01:34:18,295 to announce to you all that that person... 1470 01:34:18,378 --> 01:34:23,629 is my friend and longtime esteemed colleague, 1471 01:34:23,712 --> 01:34:25,504 Jacqueline Follet. 1472 01:34:38,545 --> 01:34:40,378 Thank you. Merci. 1473 01:34:57,212 --> 01:34:59,962 And now to the main event, 1474 01:35:00,046 --> 01:35:03,337 our celebration of James Holt. 1475 01:35:03,420 --> 01:35:06,004 We at Runway are very proud to have been-- 1476 01:35:07,879 --> 01:35:10,046 When the time is right, she'll pay me back. 1477 01:35:13,087 --> 01:35:15,629 You sure about that? 1478 01:35:15,712 --> 01:35:18,170 No. 1479 01:35:18,253 --> 01:35:21,170 But I hope for the best. 1480 01:35:21,253 --> 01:35:23,796 I have to. 1481 01:35:23,879 --> 01:35:25,754 [ Clamoring ] 1482 01:35:42,962 --> 01:35:45,087 You thought I didn't know. 1483 01:35:47,253 --> 01:35:50,962 I've known what was happening for quite some time. 1484 01:35:51,046 --> 01:35:56,504 It just took me a little while to find a suitable alternative for Jacqueline. 1485 01:35:56,587 --> 01:36:01,921 And that James Holt job was so absurdly overpaid... 1486 01:36:02,004 --> 01:36:04,879 that, of course, she jumped at it. 1487 01:36:04,962 --> 01:36:09,046 So I just had to tell Irv that Jacqueline was unavailable. 1488 01:36:09,128 --> 01:36:13,670 The truth is, there is no one that can do what I do, 1489 01:36:13,754 --> 01:36:16,587 including her. 1490 01:36:16,670 --> 01:36:20,046 Any of the other choices would have found that job impossible, 1491 01:36:20,128 --> 01:36:22,170 and the magazine would have suffered. 1492 01:36:22,253 --> 01:36:25,921 [ Sighs ] Especially because of the list. 1493 01:36:27,462 --> 01:36:31,212 The list of designers, photographers, 1494 01:36:31,295 --> 01:36:35,170 editors, writers, models, all of whom were found by me, nurtured by me... 1495 01:36:35,253 --> 01:36:38,087 and have promised me they will follow me... 1496 01:36:38,170 --> 01:36:41,170 whenever and if ever I choose to leave Runway. 1497 01:36:41,253 --> 01:36:43,253 [ Chuckles ] 1498 01:36:43,337 --> 01:36:45,337 So he reconsidered. 1499 01:36:49,170 --> 01:36:52,420 But I was very, very impressed... 1500 01:36:52,504 --> 01:36:55,587 by how intently you tried to warn me. 1501 01:36:55,670 --> 01:36:58,712 I never thought I would say this, Andrea, 1502 01:36:58,796 --> 01:37:02,420 but I really-- 1503 01:37:02,504 --> 01:37:04,629 I see a great deal of myself in you. 1504 01:37:08,378 --> 01:37:12,378 You can see beyond what people want and what they need, 1505 01:37:12,462 --> 01:37:14,712 and you can choose for yourself. 1506 01:37:18,170 --> 01:37:22,046 I don't think I'm like that. 1507 01:37:22,128 --> 01:37:24,420 I-- 1508 01:37:27,545 --> 01:37:29,420 I couldn't do what you did to Nigel, Miranda. 1509 01:37:29,504 --> 01:37:32,128 I couldn't do something like that. 1510 01:37:32,212 --> 01:37:35,504 Mm. You already did. 1511 01:37:39,420 --> 01:37:41,420 To Emily. 1512 01:37:41,504 --> 01:37:45,420 That's not what I-- 1513 01:37:45,504 --> 01:37:47,837 No, that was-- that was different. I didn't have a choice. 1514 01:37:47,921 --> 01:37:51,962 Oh, no, you chose. You chose to get ahead. 1515 01:37:52,046 --> 01:37:56,128 You want this life, those choices are necessary. 1516 01:37:56,212 --> 01:38:00,921 But what if this isn't what I want? 1517 01:38:01,004 --> 01:38:05,378 I mean, what if I don't wanna live the way you live? 1518 01:38:05,462 --> 01:38:08,253 Don't be ridiculous, Andrea. Everybody wants this. 1519 01:38:10,545 --> 01:38:13,087 Everybody wants to be us. 1520 01:38:19,545 --> 01:38:22,337 [ Clamoring ] 1521 01:38:22,420 --> 01:38:24,462 ♪♪ [ Woman Vocalizing ] 1522 01:38:43,462 --> 01:38:47,796 ♪♪ [ Vocalizing Continues ] 1523 01:39:02,962 --> 01:39:05,337 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 1524 01:39:09,629 --> 01:39:13,253 ♪♪ [ Vocalizing Continues ] 1525 01:39:39,962 --> 01:39:43,629 I have to be at work in 20 minutes. 1526 01:39:43,712 --> 01:39:46,796 What's up? 1527 01:39:46,879 --> 01:39:50,046 Well, I just-- 1528 01:39:50,128 --> 01:39:52,962 I wanted to say that you were right about everything. 1529 01:39:54,170 --> 01:39:56,420 That... 1530 01:39:56,504 --> 01:39:59,128 I turned my back on my friends and my family... 1531 01:39:59,212 --> 01:40:01,128 and everything I believed in, 1532 01:40:01,212 --> 01:40:04,378 and-- and for what? 1533 01:40:04,462 --> 01:40:09,212 For shoes and shirts and jackets and belts. 1534 01:40:09,295 --> 01:40:11,420 Nate. 1535 01:40:14,879 --> 01:40:16,712 I'm sorry. 1536 01:40:24,879 --> 01:40:27,253 I-- [ Clears Throat ] 1537 01:40:27,337 --> 01:40:29,462 I flew up to Boston while you were gone. 1538 01:40:29,545 --> 01:40:32,004 I interviewed at the Oak Room. 1539 01:40:32,087 --> 01:40:34,545 And? 1540 01:40:36,046 --> 01:40:38,921 And you're looking at their new sous-chef. 1541 01:40:39,004 --> 01:40:42,462 I'm moving up there in a couple weeks. That's great. Congratulations. 1542 01:40:48,337 --> 01:40:51,629 I don't know what I'm gonna do without those late-night grilled cheeses, but-- 1543 01:40:51,712 --> 01:40:55,712 I'm pretty sure they have bread in Boston. 1544 01:40:55,796 --> 01:40:57,962 May even have Jarlsberg. 1545 01:41:01,378 --> 01:41:03,420 We might be able to figure something out. 1546 01:41:05,712 --> 01:41:07,629 You think? 1547 01:41:07,712 --> 01:41:09,545 Yeah. 1548 01:41:16,712 --> 01:41:20,170 So, what about you? I mean, what are you gonna do now? 1549 01:41:20,253 --> 01:41:23,504 Actually, I, uh-- I have a job interview today. 1550 01:41:23,587 --> 01:41:26,128 Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm. 1551 01:41:26,212 --> 01:41:28,462 That's what you're wearing? 1552 01:41:28,545 --> 01:41:31,295 Shut up. I like this. 1553 01:41:35,629 --> 01:41:37,587 Andy, Greg Hill. Hello. 1554 01:41:37,670 --> 01:41:40,212 Come on. These clips are excellent. 1555 01:41:40,295 --> 01:41:43,087 This thing on the janitors' union, that's exactly what we do here. 1556 01:41:43,170 --> 01:41:46,212 My only question is, Runway? 1557 01:41:46,295 --> 01:41:48,879 You were there for less than a year. 1558 01:41:48,962 --> 01:41:50,796 What the hell kind of a blip is that? 1559 01:41:52,128 --> 01:41:54,087 Learned a lot. 1560 01:41:56,128 --> 01:42:01,253 In the end though, I kind of screwed it up. 1561 01:42:01,337 --> 01:42:04,879 I called over there for a reference, left word with some snooty girl. 1562 01:42:04,962 --> 01:42:08,504 Next thing you know, I got a fax from Miranda Priestly herself, 1563 01:42:08,587 --> 01:42:11,046 saying that of all the assistants she's ever had, 1564 01:42:11,128 --> 01:42:13,378 you were, by far, her biggest disappointment. 1565 01:42:13,462 --> 01:42:18,504 And, if I don't hire you, I am an idiot. 1566 01:42:21,170 --> 01:42:23,629 You must have done something right. 1567 01:42:51,504 --> 01:42:54,378 [ Beeping ] [ Phone Ringing ] 1568 01:42:55,670 --> 01:42:57,837 Miranda Priestly's office. 1569 01:42:57,921 --> 01:43:02,962 Hey, Emily, it's Andy. Don't hang up. I have a favor to ask you. 1570 01:43:03,046 --> 01:43:05,962 You have a favor to ask of me? 1571 01:43:06,046 --> 01:43:09,295 Yeah. The thing is, I have all these clothes from Paris, 1572 01:43:09,378 --> 01:43:11,462 and I don't have anyplace to wear them, 1573 01:43:11,545 --> 01:43:15,378 so I was wondering if you could take them off my hands. 1574 01:43:19,921 --> 01:43:24,004 Well, I don't know. It's a huge imposition. 1575 01:43:24,087 --> 01:43:28,462 And I'll have to get them taken in. I mean, they'll drown me. 1576 01:43:28,545 --> 01:43:32,796 But I suppose I could help you out. I will have Roy pick them up this afternoon. 1577 01:43:32,879 --> 01:43:37,253 Thanks, Em. I appreciate it. Good luck. 1578 01:43:47,420 --> 01:43:50,378 You have some very large shoes to fill. 1579 01:43:50,462 --> 01:43:53,879 I hope you know that. 1580 01:43:59,462 --> 01:44:02,879 I don't understand why it is so challenging... 1581 01:44:02,962 --> 01:44:06,420 to get my car when I ask for it. 1582 01:44:47,504 --> 01:44:49,337 [ Chuckles ] 1583 01:44:51,837 --> 01:44:53,796 Go.