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1964, a crucial moment
in American history...

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Lyndon Johnson is re-elected to
the presidency by a landslide,

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The New York Worlds Fair
introduces a bright new future.

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And after five scintillating
years on the air...

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Presto!

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The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show
is abruptly cancelled.

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- Cancelled?!
- Cancelled?!

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Uh, sorry about that, boys.

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A lothas changed
in 35 years.

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Velcro has replaced
the zipper.

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Sneakers have
lights on them.

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The Cold War is over.

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And The Rocky and
Bullwinkle Show...

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is still cancelled.

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Frostbite Falls, Minnesota,

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once the beloved home
of Rocky and Bullwinkle,

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had been a thriving
cartoon town.

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Nowit was crippled
by years of reruns.

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The beautiful
Frostbite Falls Forest...

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decimated.

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The once majestic falls
above Veronica Lake...

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devastated.

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While the narrator...
thas me...

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down on his luck
and out of a job,

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was forced to move in
with his mother

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where he was reduced
to narrating

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the events
of his own life.

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"With the speed and dexterity

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astonishing in a woman
of her advancing years,

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Mother bastes the chicken,
tosses the salad,

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and mashes the potatoes."

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Oh, sonny,
shut up!

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Ow!

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And in a little house
at the top of a stump forest,

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Rocky and Bullwinkle
themselves,

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were forced to subsist on
ever-diminishing residual checks

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from reruns of their oldshow.

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World famous television stars

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whose adventures once
took them all over the globe,

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now their exploits
were just a memory.

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Yes, it was a
melancholy time indeed.

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Rocky the flying squirrel
hadn't flown in years.

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Whas the point?

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I guess the world just doesn't
need us anymore, Bullwinkle.

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Say, where are
you going?

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All this exposition
is wearing me out.

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I'm going for a walk
in the woods.

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But, Bullwinkle, there
aren't any woods anymore.

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You don't have
to tell me.

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I'm the chairman of the Frostbite Falls
Society for Wildlife Conversation.

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You mean
wildlife conservation.

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What did I say?

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You said,
"wildlife conversation."

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Somebody's going to start
talking about these things.

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Yes, even their wordplay
had become hackneyed and cheap.

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No, it was always
like this.

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But times were just as tough
half way across the drawing

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in the former Soviet satellite
of Pottsylvania.

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Where Rocky and Bullwinkle's
archrivals,

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Boris and Natasha,

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and their fearless leader...

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Fearless Leader...

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were cooking up
their latest scheme

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for taking over the world,

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when their plans
were crushed

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by the fall
of the Iron Curtain.

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Whas going on?

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But, while the citizens
of Pottsylvania

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rejoiced in their
new found freedom...

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Yay!

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Fearless Leaderand
his cohorts went underground,

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where upon they embarked
upona terrifying plan,

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a plan that would take them
to a strange new land

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where the line between cartoon
and reality is so thin,

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thas is hard to tell
one from the other.

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A place where with
the right special effects,

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it might just be possible
to break through...

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to the otherside!

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It was a beautiful and smoggy
day at Phony Pictures Studio,

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where an ambitious junior
executive named Minnie Mogul

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was busy searching
for a hot new script.

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Too intelligent.

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Too intelligent.

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Hello, Minnie.

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Holy mackerel!
Who areyou?

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Three of the most
terrifying villains

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in the history of
children's television.

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How do you do?

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Nice to meetyou.

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What do you want?

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We were wondering,
how would you like

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toproduce the Rocky
andBullwinkle movie?

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I'd love to.
I love it.

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What is it?

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Is classic American cartoon
from early '60s.

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Mm-hmm.

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Listen, Minnie...

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we're stuck in reruns.
You're looking for a project.

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Maybe we can help
each other out.

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This contractgives
youallrights

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to The Rockyand
Bullwinkle Show.

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All you have to do
is sign right here

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andyour fiirst producing
endeavor is as goodas gold.

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Whas the matter?

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I can't sign a contract

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that will help three ruthless
villains take over the world.

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I just can't.

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Why not!?

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My pen's out ofink.

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Use mine.

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Okay.

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And then through the miracle
of computer-generated

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digital technology...

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Minnie reached
into the televisionset

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and signedthe contract.

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But when she tried
to pull the contractout...

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the expensive animated
characters

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were instantly converted
into evenmore expensive

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motionpicture stars.

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Hey...

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how did that happen?

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We're attached
to the project.

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But even though thepun
was weak,

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the contract was ironclad.

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And the three villains
walked out of the studio

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and into the real world,

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while Minnie marched
straight into the offiice

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of Phony Pictures' C.E.O.,
P. G. Biggershot.

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But unfortunately for her,

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when she pitched her project
to the powerful executive,

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she ran into
an unexpected snag.

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I don't like
moose pictures.

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So while Minnie's motion
picture plans were stymied,

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back in Frostbite Falls,

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Bullwinkle got a rare flash
of inspiration.

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It is kinda hot in here.

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I've been inspiring
for hours.

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- Hey, where areyou going?
- I'm going to the White House,

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to talk to the president
about the trees.

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So Rocky and Bullwinkle set off
on the road to Washington.

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I don't know, Bullwinkle,
it looks a little jammed.

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Horsefeathers!
How bad could it be?

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Look at all the red tape!

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Don't worry,
little buddy.

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I'm sure the president
will send for us

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after all the letters
I wrote him.

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Why, I bet
any second now...

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or two...
or three... or four...

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or two...
or three... or four...

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There the matter seemed
destined to rest...

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until six months later,
in Washington, D. C.,

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when idealistic,
warm hearted,

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and beautiful FBI agent,
Karen Sympathy,

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was summoned to the office
of hard-boiled FBI director,

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"Cappy" Von Trappment.

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Agent Sympathy,

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given all your bungled
assignments in the past,

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I suppose
you were wondering

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why I picked you
for this mission.

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Yes, sir.

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Sympathy,
allow me to be frank.

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Thisjob requires
the ideal FBI agent...

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someone tough,

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someone
hard-bitten,

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someone
emotionless.

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Do you understand?

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Yes, sir. Tough!
Hard-boiled! Unemotional!

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Good.

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Are you familiar with
The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show?

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Oh-hh!

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I mean... ahem...

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I've heard of it.

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171/2 short minutes later...

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Mr. President,

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this is a regular
networkTV station.

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PresidentSignoff,

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standing firm lyin
the middle of the road.

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But lookwhat happens
when we switch to cable...

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For the last six months,

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a cartoon villain from the old
Rocky and Bullwinkle Show

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named Fearless Leader
has been buying up

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every single hour of cable
programming in this country,

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forming asingle
gigantic network

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called RBTV,

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or "Really Bad Television."

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According to our sources,
three days from now

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Fearless Leader plans to
broadcast TV shows so terrible,

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they'll turn anyone
who watches them

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into a mindless zombie,

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incapable of independent
thought.

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Totally different
than regular TV.

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The RBTV broadcast
starts at noon on Saturday.

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By 8:00 that night,

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Fearless Leaderwill have
hypnotized enough viewers

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that he can go on the air

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and make the whole country
vote for him as president.

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Well...

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thas no good...

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No.

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No, I mean...

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I want to be president again.

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Yes.

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We all know that, sir.

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Can't the Pentagon
do something about this?

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Any recommendations?

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General Foods?

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General Store?

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General Admission?

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We can't think ofanything,
Mr. President.

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Can't the FBI
do anything, Cappy?

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We've already sent three crack
agents to infii ltrate RBTV...

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They've disappeared.

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Is almost as if there were
a mole in the White House.

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Thas just ridiculous.

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Yes, sir.

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Mr. President,

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our only chance is to call on
those two gallant heroes...

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who successfully foiled Fearless
Leader's schemes forworld conquest...

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backwhen he posed
a threat in the 1960s.

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If anyone can stop him,
they can.

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Rocky and Bullwinkle!

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Rocky and Bullwinkle, sir.

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Sympathy, you've got
exactly 46 hours...

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to get Rocky and Bullwinkle
to New York

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and shut down Fearless
Leader's broadcast.

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Thank you, sir.
I won't fail.

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Just be careful.

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We've already lost three
of our best agents.

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So good luck.

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Oh, sir,
just one thing...

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How do I get Rocky and
Bullwinkle out ofreruns?

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I don't know.

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Fearless Leader
and those other two

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got out somehow,
didn't they?

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Figure it out!

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And, Sympathy,
remember,

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we only care
about results.

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Within the hour, Karen
was enroute to LosAngeles.

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She was determined to give
the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie

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the green light.

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Whas happening?

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Cobs and shuckins, Rock!

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The president must be
beaming us to Washington!

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Thas not the president,
Bullwinkle.

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Thas agreenlight
from Hollywood.

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Those TV people
musve changed their minds.

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Whoa!

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Goodbye, sonny!

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I'llbeback forhiatus, Ma!

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Hang on, Rocky!

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Mama!

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Oof!

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Hokey smoke!
Areyou all right?

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Yeah, but I think
we're on the wrong show.

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Look how well
they drew that girl!

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Is you.

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Is really you!

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Rocky...

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and Bull...

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Bull...

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- Bull...
- I believe the word...

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you're searching for
is "winkle."

263
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,300
Bullwinkle.

264
00:14:01,410 --> 00:14:03,600
Hey, what network
areyou from?

265
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,500
I'm not from any network.

266
00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:08,440
Agent Karen Sympathy, FBI.

267
00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:10,710
Listen, you guys.
I've been sent here because...

268
00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:15,980
Somebody's coming.
We gotta get out ofhere fast.

269
00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:17,990
Quick!
Les go to a commercial!

270
00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:22,920
What is this,
PBS?

271
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,320
Come on!

272
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,130
Les go!

273
00:14:27,230 --> 00:14:28,990
- Hold it right there, lady!
- Just a second!

274
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,000
Er...
this way!

275
00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:36,000
Hey, wait for me!

276
00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:38,700
Ow!

277
00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:40,240
Ow!

278
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,410
Bullwinkle, I don't think
we're on television anymore.

279
00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:53,990
Bullwinkle, can you rappel?

280
00:14:54,090 --> 00:14:57,290
Sure! I've been repelling
viewers foryears!

281
00:14:57,390 --> 00:14:58,690
Never mind.
Get on my back.

282
00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,960
I'll carry you down.

283
00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:01,460
What about Rocky?

284
00:15:01,570 --> 00:15:03,500
He's a flying squirrel.
He'll manage.

285
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,760
Er...

286
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,070
Aah!

287
00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:15,570
Ooh!

288
00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:20,410
Hurry up, Rocky!
Fly down!

289
00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:26,260
Just like old times.

290
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,950
Aaah!

291
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,230
Oh, my God!
Are you all right?

292
00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:36,030
Rocky! You okay?

293
00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:39,570
Sure, just out ofpractice.

294
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,210
Moments later...

295
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:48,440
Agent Sympathy, can I ask you
something personal?

296
00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,240
Didyou watch ourshow?

297
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,410
Did I watch your show?
I lovedyour show!

298
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,280
- You did?
- Sure!

299
00:15:55,390 --> 00:15:57,510
Ever since I was a kid I wanted
to have adventures like you guys.

300
00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:59,520
Thas why
I joined the Bureau.

301
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,060
Really?

302
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,630
But that little girl
doesn't exist anymore, Rocky.

303
00:16:04,190 --> 00:16:06,250
They don't want her kind
in the FBI.

304
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:11,230
I do exist! I do exist!
Let me out!

305
00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:14,460
- There's something in your eye.
- No, there's not.

306
00:16:14,570 --> 00:16:15,870
Ow!

307
00:16:15,970 --> 00:16:17,960
All right, we need
to get to New York

308
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,100
and stop Fearless Leader's
broadcast within 40 hours.

309
00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:22,340
Waitaminute!

310
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,310
Why don't we take an airplane?

311
00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:27,380
Because then it wouldn't be
a road movie. Whee-ee!

312
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,980
We don'tknow how, but Fearless
Leader, Boris and Natasha

313
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,750
escaped from the cartoon world
into the real world.

314
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:35,050
- So the president sent me to...
- Ofcourse!

315
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,150
The president got my letters
about the trees!

316
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:38,730
What trees?

317
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:41,660
The Frostbite Falls Forest.
I knew he would respond.

318
00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:43,630
- Look, we don't have time...
- Bullwinkle,

319
00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:45,960
this lady isn't here
about the trees.

320
00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:48,730
- She's from the FBI.
- FBI?

321
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,640
Didn't they take
our show off the air?

322
00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:53,680
- You mean the FCC.
- Didn't they like it either?

323
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,270
Look...

324
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:57,010
Can you believe we used
to get paid for this routine?

325
00:16:57,110 --> 00:16:58,410
Would you listen
to me, please?

326
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,010
Finally, in a crisis
of conscience,

327
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,180
Karen decided
to tell...

328
00:17:02,290 --> 00:17:03,690
an untruth.

329
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,280
Okay, you're right.

330
00:17:05,390 --> 00:17:07,150
The president sent me
because he wants you to head...

331
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,490
the... er...

332
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,820
Committee for Animated
Wildlife Preservation.

333
00:17:13,930 --> 00:17:15,420
Ooh!

334
00:17:15,530 --> 00:17:17,690
Okay?

335
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,830
Thas not
what you said before!

336
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:22,370
I was building up to it.

337
00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:24,270
Gee, what kind
ofmusic is that?

338
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:25,810
- Hip-hop.
- Okay...

339
00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:27,840
but I'd still like to know
what kind ofmusic it is.

340
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,110
Thas funny,
the radio's off.

341
00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:32,840
Oh, thas just Bullwinkle.

342
00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:35,010
His antlers pick up everything.

343
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,610
Bullwinkle,
cover up your nose!

344
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,850
Okay. I was just
gettin' jiggy with it.

345
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,520
They sure don't have music
like that in Frostbite Falls.

346
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:45,990
Agent Sympathy,

347
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,890
have things changed a lot
in the last 35 years?

348
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,330
Just you waitandsee.

349
00:17:50,430 --> 00:17:50,960
Just you waitandsee.

350
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,970
As dawn broke over
the City ofAngels,

351
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,330
our valiant protagonists
boldly rocketed

352
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:56,710
toward the beckoning horizon

353
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,240
toward the beckoning horizon

354
00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:00,210
of a strange new
three-dimensional world,

355
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:04,210
and the unimaginable perils
that lay on the road ahead.

356
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,370
While on the otherside
of the country,

357
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,380
at Fearless Leader's
headquarters,

358
00:18:08,490 --> 00:18:10,650
Really Bad Television...

359
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:13,190
My fellow Pottsylvanians,

360
00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:16,450
this is the quality control.

361
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,390
It will enhance
or degrade the quality

362
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,860
of what ever you run
through it.

363
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,760
If the input show
is bad enough,

364
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,930
the quality control will exaggerate
its mind-numbing properties...

365
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,870
until the audience is
completely hypnotized.

366
00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:31,070
So, Badenov,

367
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:32,540
these shows had better
be terrible!

368
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,010
Don't worry,
Fearless Leader.

369
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,040
We are ready
to test the machine.

370
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,450
Ready to test machine!

371
00:18:41,190 --> 00:18:43,420
Put on your protective glasses!

372
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,920
Put on protective glasses!

373
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:47,920
Badenov, proceed with the test!

374
00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:49,420
Badenov, proceed
with test!

375
00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:54,960
Sometimes, is not so easy
being Fearless Leader.

376
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,860
Coming toyour TV,

377
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,530
brand new exciting shows
of the highest fun!

378
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,610
So, if adventure is
your best ingredient,

379
00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:09,440
try the action with...

380
00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:13,380
Clever Spies Crush
the Enemy On Monday!

381
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,450
And the laughter never
gets away...

382
00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:18,250
with Three Funny and Wacky
Spies and Their Horse,

383
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,690
Who Will Also Be a Spy.

384
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:01,020
It works!

385
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:18,350
Yeah!

386
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,790
Silence!

387
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,970
Is a message from my mole
at the White House!

388
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,370
Moose and squirrel!

389
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:46,200
Moose and squirrel.

390
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,240
How many times in the past
have they stood between me...

391
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,250
and my dreams ofglory?

392
00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:57,310
How many times have they
foiled my plans...

393
00:20:57,420 --> 00:20:59,580
with their bungling
interference?

394
00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:02,060
Er... 28?

395
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,390
Quiet, idiot!

396
00:21:04,490 --> 00:21:06,990
They must never reach
New York alive.

397
00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:10,160
I want you to destroy them
personally.

398
00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:13,770
After 30 years of waiting,

399
00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:17,740
one more chance to crush
moose and squirrel!

400
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:23,010
Oh, Fearless Leader,
you are so good to us!

401
00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:26,810
There has never been a way to actually
destroy a cartoon character...

402
00:21:26,950 --> 00:21:28,210
until now!

403
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,410
What about in that movie,
RogerRabbit?

404
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,150
Shut up!
This is totally different!

405
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,950
There has never been a way to actually
destroy a cartoon character...

406
00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:39,050
untilnow!

407
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,990
This is the computer
degenerating imagery.

408
00:21:44,230 --> 00:21:46,100
Show them, Sydney.

409
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,760
The "computer
degenerating imagery"

410
00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:49,930
or C.D.I.,
as I like to call it,

411
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,940
is totally user-friendly.

412
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,740
Just index
the binary codes

413
00:21:54,850 --> 00:21:56,870
of the animated image
you're gonna degenerate

414
00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:59,640
and the C.D.I. 'll dismantle
the digital image

415
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,270
on your film stock. 'Kay?

416
00:22:02,850 --> 00:22:04,790
Bring in
the test subject!

417
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,280
No, no!

418
00:22:07,390 --> 00:22:08,760
Oh, this is what
I was afraid of.

419
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,330
I've been tricked!
Please, don't send me there.

420
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:11,950
Please don'tsendme there!

421
00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:14,220
Now I know what happened
to my friend Freddy the Ferret

422
00:22:14,330 --> 00:22:15,660
and those cute
little bunnies...

423
00:22:15,770 --> 00:22:17,890
Okay, now all you gotta do
is type in an address

424
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,660
and send him where all
worthless cyberjunk ends up...

425
00:22:20,770 --> 00:22:22,570
the Internet!

426
00:22:22,670 --> 00:22:24,570
Let go of my paw.
You broke my nail!

427
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,480
Aah!

428
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,320
So, thas all
there is to it.

429
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:37,820
Here's the manual

430
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,080
and she's all yours.

431
00:22:40,890 --> 00:22:42,360
I assumeyou're both
computer literate?

432
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,490
We don't need computerweapon
to kill moose and squirrel!

433
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,830
We've been trying to kill
moose and squirrel for 35 years.

434
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:56,030
And we've never
even come close.

435
00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:58,000
Exactly.

436
00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:05,840
Andso, armed
with the C.D.I.,

437
00:23:05,950 --> 00:23:08,980
and a truck load full of
really silly cartoon weaponry,

438
00:23:09,090 --> 00:23:11,550
Boris and Natasha set off
to blast Rocky and Bullwinkle

439
00:23:11,660 --> 00:23:13,320
from the face of the Earth,

440
00:23:13,420 --> 00:23:15,720
and immediately
got stuck in traffic.

441
00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:20,320
While back at RBTV...

442
00:23:20,430 --> 00:23:21,950
Dear Diary,

443
00:23:22,070 --> 00:23:25,190
soon the presidency
will be mine.

444
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:28,170
As for this FBI agent,
Karen Sympathy,

445
00:23:28,270 --> 00:23:30,300
I will deal with her
the same way I dealt...

446
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,530
with the three agents
before her.

447
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,040
At the moment oftruth,

448
00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:35,670
she'll be plugged directly

449
00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:37,910
into the quality
control current

450
00:23:38,010 --> 00:23:40,850
and turned into a helpless...

451
00:23:40,950 --> 00:23:42,850
mindless...

452
00:23:42,950 --> 00:23:43,550
vegetable.

453
00:23:43,650 --> 00:23:44,420
Vegetable.

454
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,580
A barrel ofmoney

455
00:23:46,690 --> 00:23:49,560
Maybe we're ragged
and funny

456
00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:51,560
But we'll travel along

457
00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:53,150
Singing a song...

458
00:23:53,260 --> 00:23:54,970
Youknow, lusedtobe
justlikeyouguys.

459
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,860
Cheerful, optimistic.

460
00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,730
But if there's one thing
I learned in the FBI,

461
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,390
is that life
is not a cartoon.

462
00:24:02,940 --> 00:24:03,910
Whoa!

463
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,250
Look out!

464
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,250
Whoa!

465
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:29,970
Aah!

466
00:24:33,070 --> 00:24:34,040
Out of the car!

467
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,260
Whas the rush?

468
00:24:36,970 --> 00:24:38,600
All right, I'm going,
I'm going!

469
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,580
Are you all right?

470
00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,450
Ofcourse.

471
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,780
Guess I should have figured.

472
00:24:53,890 --> 00:24:55,150
Butnotforlong!

473
00:24:56,890 --> 00:24:58,990
Hey, Rock.
They look kind offamiliar.

474
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:02,930
Yeah! Haven't we seen
those two somewheres before?

475
00:25:03,030 --> 00:25:04,400
Whas with the cannon?

476
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:05,870
Is traditional!

477
00:25:08,270 --> 00:25:09,360
Run!

478
00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:13,340
Boris Badenov!

479
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,100
I've seen you on TV.

480
00:25:15,210 --> 00:25:19,080
You're a crooked, creepy,
no-good rotten worm.

481
00:25:19,180 --> 00:25:22,310
Oh, thank you.

482
00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:25,480
You're slimy,
sneaky, sleazy...

483
00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:28,320
Please! You'll turn
my pretty head.

484
00:25:28,430 --> 00:25:32,120
You're asadisticspy
anda...

485
00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:33,820
and a...

486
00:25:33,930 --> 00:25:36,130
really, really
bad person!

487
00:25:36,230 --> 00:25:39,030
Stop!
You're embarrassing me.

488
00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:47,000
Where is boom?

489
00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:12,830
Boris, darling,

490
00:26:12,940 --> 00:26:15,870
maybe is time
to update our technique.

491
00:26:22,410 --> 00:26:23,900
Fearless Leader!

492
00:26:24,010 --> 00:26:26,540
We're so happy you called!

493
00:26:26,650 --> 00:26:28,980
Haveyou liquidated
moose and squirrel?

494
00:26:29,090 --> 00:26:31,990
Did you use the C.D. I?

495
00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:33,210
Yes?

496
00:26:34,490 --> 00:26:37,020
Are you talking to me?

497
00:26:37,130 --> 00:26:38,720
Are you talking to me?

498
00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:40,990
Er...

499
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,890
Then who else
are you talking to?

500
00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:47,390
Are you talking to me?

501
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,900
Well, I'm the only one here...

502
00:26:50,010 --> 00:26:52,410
soyou must be
talking to me...

503
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,600
and you are lying!

504
00:26:57,110 --> 00:26:58,740
Now catch moose and squirrel

505
00:26:58,850 --> 00:27:02,840
and next time
use the C.D.I. On them!

506
00:27:02,950 --> 00:27:06,750
ButKaren, we can'tride to
therescuein astolen truck.

507
00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:08,290
Yeah!

508
00:27:08,390 --> 00:27:10,420
Why couldn'tyou steal
something with bucket seats?

509
00:27:10,530 --> 00:27:11,520
Bullwinkle!

510
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:12,600
Just kidding, Rock.

511
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,430
Isjust not right.

512
00:27:14,530 --> 00:27:16,360
Is not right?
What are you talking about?

513
00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:19,090
They wrecked our car!
They were trying to kill us!

514
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,600
But we're supposed
to be the heroes.

515
00:27:22,810 --> 00:27:25,070
Rocky,
is not 1964 anymore.

516
00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:27,140
You're in the real world now.

517
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,540
Rocky's right, Karen.

518
00:27:28,650 --> 00:27:30,580
And two rights
don't make a wrong.

519
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,940
Bullwinkle, thas not
what you mean.

520
00:27:33,050 --> 00:27:34,710
You mean two rights
do make a wrong?

521
00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:36,050
No!

522
00:27:36,150 --> 00:27:38,210
I always thought two rights
made a U-turn.

523
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:39,790
I don't know how much more
of this I can take.

524
00:27:39,890 --> 00:27:40,980
Well, les fii nd out.

525
00:27:41,090 --> 00:27:42,460
Two U-turns make a circle,

526
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,720
two circles make
a figure eight,

527
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:45,260
two figure eights
make a butterfly...

528
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:49,300
Look, all I want from
you guys are results. Okay?

529
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,560
It was their first fight.

530
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:54,140
Andso, racked with
internal conflicts,

531
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,400
they made their way
across the Great Divide

532
00:27:56,510 --> 00:27:58,840
and onto the great plains.

533
00:27:58,940 --> 00:28:00,600
Hey, look at that, Rock!

534
00:28:00,710 --> 00:28:03,270
What a strange looking town!

535
00:28:03,380 --> 00:28:05,640
Andwhile Bullwinkle
ponderedthemodern world,

536
00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:07,310
severalstates back,
Boris andNatasha...

537
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:09,480
were still tramping
along theroad.

538
00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:11,850
Ifonlywe had
a helicopter.

539
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,790
Butsince they were
in themiddle of the desert,

540
00:28:13,890 --> 00:28:15,950
there was obviously
no chance whatsoever

541
00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:17,490
of finding
a helicopter.

542
00:28:17,590 --> 00:28:18,690
Boris...

543
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,920
Look!

544
00:28:21,030 --> 00:28:23,090
Oh, damn!
Nevermind.

545
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,830
Natasha, quick.

546
00:28:36,310 --> 00:28:37,510
Whatluck!

547
00:28:42,790 --> 00:28:45,150
Great googly moogly!

548
00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:46,850
Holy cow!
What the?

549
00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:52,320
Hey, listen,
gol-darn it!

550
00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:54,060
Thas the third time
this month.

551
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,000
I'm sick and tired
of shopping for helicopters.

552
00:28:57,100 --> 00:28:58,690
Boy, if I had a missile,

553
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,430
I'd blow your buns
right out of the sky!

554
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,250
Yes, Boris and Natasha
were back in business,

555
00:29:09,350 --> 00:29:11,070
but they had no way

556
00:29:11,180 --> 00:29:12,380
of discovering the route
our heroes had taken...

557
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,750
Hey!
You can'tdo that!

558
00:29:14,850 --> 00:29:16,340
Interstate 1,

559
00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:19,720
just outside Red Bait,
Oklahoma, darling.

560
00:29:19,820 --> 00:29:21,650
- Cheaters.
- Thank you!

561
00:29:23,130 --> 00:29:25,820
And high above
our unsuspecting heroes...

562
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,260
- Statepolice?
- Yes, ma'am?

563
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,390
This is FBI Agent
KarenSympathy...

564
00:29:37,010 --> 00:29:38,940
All right,
I'm sorry I yelled.

565
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,770
But you don't
understand.

566
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,780
I can't mess up
this time.

567
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,610
"This time"?
Was there a last time?

568
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,740
Tell us about
yourself, Karen.

569
00:29:48,990 --> 00:29:51,390
Lesjust say
I've made...

570
00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:52,580
mistakes.

571
00:29:55,630 --> 00:29:57,290
Look, I can't blow this one.

572
00:29:57,390 --> 00:29:59,220
The whole world depends on it,

573
00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:02,030
and I can't do it
withoutyour help.

574
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,200
Agent Sympathy,

575
00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:07,430
you can count on
Bullwinkle and me.

576
00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:10,200
- We won't letyou down.
- No.

577
00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,100
Thanks, you guys.

578
00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:13,700
You know,

579
00:30:13,810 --> 00:30:16,300
I'm glad Cappy picked me
for this mission.

580
00:30:16,410 --> 00:30:18,570
I think we're gonna make
a great team.

581
00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:22,380
- Huh?
- Oh, no.

582
00:30:22,490 --> 00:30:24,110
And just as
this sentimental moment

583
00:30:24,220 --> 00:30:25,950
had mercifully
come to a close,

584
00:30:26,060 --> 00:30:28,460
our heroes were pulled over
by two state troopers

585
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,460
and a cameraman
from the hit TV show,

586
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,620
and a cameraman
from the hit TV show,

587
00:30:30,730 --> 00:30:34,390
Made Up Stories From
the Real Highway Patrol.

588
00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:38,800
Step out of the vehicle
with your hands up, please!

589
00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:41,130
Is okay, Officers,
I'm with the FBI...

590
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,970
Step out of the vehicle now!

591
00:30:43,070 --> 00:30:44,800
Hey, Rock,
your face is all blurry.

592
00:30:44,910 --> 00:30:46,140
So's yours.

593
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,800
This truck matches
the description...

594
00:30:47,910 --> 00:30:50,350
of a vehicle reported stolen
outside Red Bait, Oklahoma,

595
00:30:50,450 --> 00:30:52,240
just a couple ofhours ago.

596
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:55,080
You are under arrest
for grand theft auto

597
00:30:55,190 --> 00:30:58,310
and for impersonating
FBI agent, Karen Sympathy.

598
00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:00,950
I am FBI Agent
Karen Sympathy!

599
00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:02,320
Like fun you are.

600
00:31:02,430 --> 00:31:03,820
We both know Agent
Karen Sympathy...

601
00:31:03,930 --> 00:31:05,830
has a heavy
Pottsylvanian accent.

602
00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:07,020
We heard her on the radio.

603
00:31:07,130 --> 00:31:09,100
But she really is
with the FBI!

604
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,630
Yeah, and I'm really
john Goodman.

605
00:31:10,730 --> 00:31:11,930
Les get in the car.

606
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,300
Just one minute, Officer!

607
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,500
Wherever she goes,
we go.

608
00:31:15,610 --> 00:31:17,840
Yeah, thas right.
We're a team!

609
00:31:17,940 --> 00:31:20,310
Well, she's going off
to the federal pen...

610
00:31:20,410 --> 00:31:22,940
to break rocks for
the next fiiveyears.

611
00:31:23,050 --> 00:31:26,680
Okay, well,
don't forget to write.

612
00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:28,380
I guess we could always
appear atyour trial...

613
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,510
as animated character
witnesses!

614
00:31:30,620 --> 00:31:32,680
No!
Rocky, Bullwinkle...

615
00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:35,520
is your duty to get
to New York by 8:00 PM tomorrow.

616
00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:37,790
Karen, we can't
leaveyounow.

617
00:31:37,890 --> 00:31:40,620
Hey, I'm an FBI agent,
remember?

618
00:31:40,730 --> 00:31:43,220
I'll straighten this out,
and catch up with you later.

619
00:31:43,330 --> 00:31:46,390
But we've never been
in the real world before!

620
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:48,770
Oh, you'll do great.
I know it.

621
00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:53,210
Hey!
What about our faces?

622
00:31:53,310 --> 00:31:54,800
Oh...
sorry.

623
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,890
Wait, you can't just leave them
on the side of the road like that.

624
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,590
They don't even know
where they are.

625
00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:17,430
Don't worry, ma'am.
They're animals.

626
00:32:17,530 --> 00:32:18,900
They'll forage.

627
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,230
C'mon, Rock,
time's a-wastin'!

628
00:32:27,340 --> 00:32:29,710
We owe it to Karen to see the
president about the trees!

629
00:32:29,810 --> 00:32:31,010
Trees?

630
00:32:31,110 --> 00:32:33,210
Bullwinkle, we have
to go to New York.

631
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,720
We don't have time
to get to Washington!

632
00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:38,410
This is no time to worry
about getting the washing done.

633
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,620
Not "washing done."
Washing-ton!

634
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:42,780
A ton?!

635
00:32:42,890 --> 00:32:44,050
Well, that is
a lot oflaundry.

636
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,590
Bullwinkle, that joke
just won't wash!

637
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:48,460
Well, you can't
blame me for drying!

638
00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:51,460
I think I'll fly ahead.

639
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,100
Butit was just no use.

640
00:32:56,210 --> 00:32:58,300
Faced with the utter hopelessness
of their predicament,

641
00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:00,310
the razor-sharp mind
of Bullwinkle

642
00:33:00,410 --> 00:33:02,570
quickly formulated
a daring plan.

643
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,150
Help! Help!

644
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:06,040
Somebody please help!

645
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:08,480
Help!

646
00:33:08,580 --> 00:33:10,880
So on they walked,
two lone figures...

647
00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:13,420
making their way through a foreign
and hostile live-action landscape.

648
00:33:14,820 --> 00:33:16,450
I thought you said
we were in Oklahoma.

649
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:17,790
Would you like to
narrate this movie?

650
00:33:17,890 --> 00:33:19,120
No.

651
00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:21,130
And so on they walked,
two lone figures...

652
00:33:21,230 --> 00:33:23,960
making their way through a foreign
and hostile live-action landscape.

653
00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:25,630
They walked until
their thumbs ached,

654
00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:26,960
but no one wanted
to take a chance...

655
00:33:27,070 --> 00:33:28,770
ona 6'7"
talking moose

656
00:33:28,870 --> 00:33:30,930
and a flying squirrel
who couldn't fly.

657
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,840
I could f-fly if I had to!

658
00:33:38,610 --> 00:33:40,080
Whoa!

659
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,010
Ow!

660
00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:46,320
Kinda makes you
feel discouraged.

661
00:33:46,420 --> 00:33:48,480
Maybe we should be a little
more aggressive.

662
00:33:53,230 --> 00:33:53,890
Stop!

663
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,130
This movie's gettin'
kind of...

664
00:33:58,230 --> 00:33:59,130
Don't say it!

665
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,630
Two-dimensional.

666
00:34:00,740 --> 00:34:02,860
Yes, things were beginning
to look mighty dark...

667
00:34:02,970 --> 00:34:05,000
for our intrepid heroes...

668
00:34:05,110 --> 00:34:06,670
It is gettin'
kinda hard to see.

669
00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:09,640
Bullwinkle, he means
our situation.

670
00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:11,270
Oh!

671
00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:13,510
Wait a minute, boys,
there's a couple of headlights.

672
00:34:13,620 --> 00:34:14,950
I think is...

673
00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:17,650
Yes! Yes!

674
00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:19,690
It was a couple of fresh-faced
college students...

675
00:34:19,790 --> 00:34:21,220
named Martin and Lewis.

676
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,850
Come on, Rock!
Is a convertible!

677
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,350
All right,
buckle up now, fellas.

678
00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:29,230
Yeah, safety fii rst!

679
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,000
So where doyou boys
go to school?

680
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:37,700
We're undergrads
at Wossamotta U.

681
00:34:37,810 --> 00:34:39,710
Wossamotta U!

682
00:34:39,810 --> 00:34:41,400
My old alma mater!

683
00:34:41,510 --> 00:34:44,810
Bullwinkle was a big football
star at Wossamotta U.

684
00:34:44,910 --> 00:34:48,040
- Quarter-buck!
- I thoughtyou looked familiar.

685
00:34:48,150 --> 00:34:49,810
Where are you fellows
coming from, anyway?

686
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,180
Thank you!

687
00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,650
We've been on the road,
looking for America.

688
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,880
We've been looking
for America all day.

689
00:34:55,990 --> 00:34:57,320
We just can't find it.

690
00:34:57,430 --> 00:34:59,120
Man, we're exhausted.

691
00:34:59,260 --> 00:35:01,560
Gee, fellas, perhaps
you've been looking too hard.

692
00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:03,430
Maybe America is
all around you...

693
00:35:03,530 --> 00:35:06,500
in a thousand different
beautiful manifestations.

694
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,400
Wouldn't you say so,
young people?

695
00:35:09,510 --> 00:35:11,230
Yeah, right.

696
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,970
Rocky, haven't we passed
this town before?

697
00:35:26,890 --> 00:35:29,520
Following ominously above them
in the Midwestern sky,

698
00:35:31,030 --> 00:35:32,960
Boris conceived
a sinister plan.

699
00:35:37,370 --> 00:35:39,560
Flying ahead
to Wossamotta U...

700
00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:41,860
the two villains made asizable
donation to the college...

701
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,200
in Bullwinkle's name...

702
00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:47,040
prompting the college president
to bestow upon Bullwinkle...

703
00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:48,940
an honorary moosters degree.

704
00:35:51,050 --> 00:35:54,140
And when moose is at podium
for acceptance speech,

705
00:35:54,250 --> 00:35:57,150
I'll be on water tower
with C.D.I.

706
00:35:59,820 --> 00:36:02,620
There was only one problem...

707
00:36:02,730 --> 00:36:04,920
Wossamotta U. Had
no watertower.

708
00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:08,430
Can't even find
water fountain.

709
00:36:08,530 --> 00:36:11,020
Their entire scheme seemed
to be on the verge ofcollapse,

710
00:36:11,170 --> 00:36:13,970
until they hit upon an
incredibly ingenious plan...

711
00:36:14,070 --> 00:36:14,970
What?!

712
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,350
Dawn brokeat 6... 00AM.

713
00:36:28,450 --> 00:36:31,420
The day of Fearless Leader's
deadly broadcast...

714
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,990
had finally arrived.

715
00:36:34,090 --> 00:36:36,250
And there was Karen,
toiling away

716
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,120
under the watchful eyes
of a tall, blond,

717
00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:42,530
incredibly handsome,
Swedish-American prison guard

718
00:36:42,630 --> 00:36:44,160
named Ole.

719
00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:49,860
Several states away,
our hitchhiking heroes

720
00:36:49,970 --> 00:36:52,130
were doggedly making
their way to New York,

721
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:54,000
but little did theyknow
they were driving...

722
00:36:54,110 --> 00:36:57,100
straight into Boris Badenov's
sinister snare.

723
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,280
Heavens to Betsy!

724
00:37:00,380 --> 00:37:02,180
The car is sticking
its tongue out at me!

725
00:37:02,290 --> 00:37:04,620
No, is not.
Isjust a fax.

726
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:06,280
- A what?
- A fax!

727
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,950
Don't you guys know
about faxes?

728
00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:09,620
Yeah, don't you know
about E-mail?

729
00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:11,660
Sure. A fax is
a little red critter...

730
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,230
that steals geese
and chickens.

731
00:37:13,330 --> 00:37:15,960
Half of them are males and
the other half are e-males.

732
00:37:16,070 --> 00:37:20,000
No, is a way of transmitting
computer-generated information

733
00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:22,330
across great distances
in the blink of an eye.

734
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,910
Well, I was close.

735
00:37:24,010 --> 00:37:26,340
Oh, hey! Is for you.

736
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,880
Hokeysmoke, Bullwinkle!

737
00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:31,410
Wossamotta U. Wants to
give you an honorary degree.

738
00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:33,410
And the ceremony is today!

739
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,380
Bullwinkle, we don't
have time to go.

740
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,350
We've gotta get
to New York!

741
00:37:37,450 --> 00:37:39,480
Oh, woe is me!

742
00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:41,920
I must have my degree!

743
00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:43,820
I'll put it on the wall...

744
00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:45,760
for everyone tosee.

745
00:37:45,860 --> 00:37:49,020
I guess if is
in the name of education...

746
00:37:49,130 --> 00:37:51,220
Oh, it was a happy day
at Wossamotta U.,

747
00:37:51,330 --> 00:37:54,100
scene of Bullwinkle's
football triumphs years ago.

748
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,690
Gee, it looks so different.

749
00:37:55,810 --> 00:37:57,360
Everything's in
the same place, but...

750
00:37:57,470 --> 00:38:00,270
Well, Wossamotta U.'s been
a live-action university

751
00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:03,400
since the show went
into reruns back in '64.

752
00:38:03,510 --> 00:38:06,610
I thought the buildings
looked a lot more realistic.

753
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,580
Say, whereyou guys been
all this time, huh?

754
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,350
Reruns.

755
00:38:10,450 --> 00:38:12,420
You know thas never gonna
happen to us, right?

756
00:38:13,790 --> 00:38:15,280
Well, anyway,
there's still a lot...

757
00:38:15,390 --> 00:38:18,290
ofanti-cartoon feeling
on campus these days.

758
00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:19,920
Hokey smoke,
Bullwinkle!

759
00:38:20,030 --> 00:38:22,090
Is some kind
of demonstration.

760
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,860
What are the kids
protesting these days?

761
00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,730
Is it a civil rights march?

762
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,570
Not really...

763
00:38:28,670 --> 00:38:30,540
Is it an anti-war rally?

764
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,970
No, not exactly.

765
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,200
Tell 'em, fellas.

766
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,810
Is a anti-moose march.

767
00:38:38,910 --> 00:38:40,400
Yes, itseems that
araging controversy

768
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,610
had broken out among
the students that very morning

769
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:45,480
over the decision to give
Bullwinkle an honorary degree...

770
00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:47,890
Gee, Bullwinkle,
I guess is true.

771
00:38:47,990 --> 00:38:49,960
You can't
go home again.

772
00:38:50,060 --> 00:38:51,990
Why, Rocky!
Whatever doyou mean?

773
00:38:52,090 --> 00:38:54,290
Wossamotta U. Is home!

774
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,560
Oh, brother!

775
00:38:55,670 --> 00:38:58,900
Look! There's
the animated freak now!

776
00:39:03,570 --> 00:39:04,800
My fans!

777
00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:07,140
Bullwinkle,
these aren't fans.

778
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:09,140
This is an angry mob.

779
00:39:09,250 --> 00:39:11,480
Butin the face of danger,
our insipid hero...

780
00:39:11,580 --> 00:39:13,980
bravely made his way
through the angry crowd.

781
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,680
You mean "intrepid hero,"
don't you?

782
00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:17,750
No-oo...

783
00:39:19,890 --> 00:39:22,120
Hundreds of miles away,
in RedBait, Oklahoma,

784
00:39:22,220 --> 00:39:26,520
it was time for the prisoners'
daily helping of disgusting slop.

785
00:39:26,630 --> 00:39:29,330
ButKarenSympathy
hadsucceededin making Ole,

786
00:39:29,430 --> 00:39:32,330
the simple-minded but incredibly
handsome prison guard,

787
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,100
fall madly in love
with her.

788
00:39:36,210 --> 00:39:38,800
Presently, Karen promisedto
let him take her to the movies

789
00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:41,500
ifhe would help her
break out of jail.

790
00:39:41,610 --> 00:39:44,100
Could we hold hands
in the movie theatre?

791
00:39:44,210 --> 00:39:46,270
Of course we could, Ole.

792
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,790
But how would we
eat our popcorn?

793
00:39:53,890 --> 00:39:57,350
Well, we could eat
our popcorn with one hand...

794
00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:59,930
and hold hands
with the other.

795
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,590
But what if I want a soda?

796
00:40:03,730 --> 00:40:04,720
Look...

797
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:09,400
I'm sure we can
work this out.

798
00:40:31,660 --> 00:40:33,090
Good morning, students.

799
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,890
Today Wossamotta U.
Honors one of our own...

800
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,400
As the students vented their
collective spleen at Bullwinkle,

801
00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:44,230
RocketJ. Squirrel anxiously
surveyed the raging crowd

802
00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:45,830
for signs of danger.

803
00:40:45,940 --> 00:40:47,530
And suddenly,
his sharp little eyes

804
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,910
picked out the terrifying
figure of Boris Badenov

805
00:40:50,010 --> 00:40:53,350
near the top
of the watertower.

806
00:40:53,450 --> 00:40:56,420
Hey! That guy's not
a college student!

807
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,210
That we present
this honorary degree...

808
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,080
to Bullwinkle J. Moose.

809
00:41:04,890 --> 00:41:07,120
Good morning, children!

810
00:41:07,230 --> 00:41:09,130
Today's lecture
is about trees.

811
00:41:10,630 --> 00:41:13,100
Bullwinkle, look out!
Is a trap!

812
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,500
ButRocky's voice
couldn'tcarry

813
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,610
overthestridentshouts
ofthestudentbody.

814
00:41:16,710 --> 00:41:19,200
With no alternative in sight,
Rocky tried one more time

815
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:21,780
to summon up those faded
aeronautical skills

816
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,470
that had once made him
a household name.

817
00:41:24,580 --> 00:41:27,570
But just then, Boris managed
to turn on the C.D.I.

818
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:28,980
Aha!

819
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,140
Yes, it looked like
curtains for Bullwinkle...

820
00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:33,380
Got to...

821
00:41:33,490 --> 00:41:35,750
save...

822
00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:37,550
Bullwinkle!

823
00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:44,960
Whoa!

824
00:41:48,670 --> 00:41:50,100
"Bad command or fii le name.

825
00:41:50,210 --> 00:41:52,270
Press any key to continue."

826
00:41:52,370 --> 00:41:54,640
Which one is "any" key?

827
00:41:58,210 --> 00:41:59,480
Look out!

828
00:42:05,020 --> 00:42:06,990
Oh, no!

829
00:42:07,090 --> 00:42:09,080
With asingle blow,
Rockysent the C.D.I.

830
00:42:09,190 --> 00:42:10,750
Hurtling through thesky...

831
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,320
where upon Boris
single-mindedly

832
00:42:17,430 --> 00:42:19,530
reached out to catch
the catapulted computer,

833
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,470
forgetting as he did,

834
00:42:21,570 --> 00:42:23,270
one vitally important
piece of information...

835
00:42:23,370 --> 00:42:25,840
I ain't a cartoon no more.

836
00:42:25,940 --> 00:42:27,000
Aahh!

837
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,010
Darling!

838
00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:39,680
Ow!

839
00:42:44,660 --> 00:42:46,030
Mayday!

840
00:42:56,070 --> 00:42:57,200
You like me!

841
00:42:57,310 --> 00:42:59,800
You really like me!

842
00:42:59,940 --> 00:43:02,210
I guess I've
lost the knack.

843
00:43:02,310 --> 00:43:04,250
I'll never fly again.

844
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,040
Yes, without trees,

845
00:43:07,150 --> 00:43:08,910
where would
the birdies live?

846
00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:10,650
Forced to migrate
to the cities,

847
00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:13,240
they would take jobs away
from local pigeons.

848
00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:16,920
Bullwinkle,
they're listening!

849
00:43:19,660 --> 00:43:21,490
Yes, Bullwinkle's speech
was soinane...

850
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,230
that thestudents couldn'tunderstand
a wordhe was saying,

851
00:43:24,330 --> 00:43:27,100
andconsequently found
nothing to object to.

852
00:43:36,610 --> 00:43:38,410
So RockyandBullwinkle
bade a fondfarewell

853
00:43:38,510 --> 00:43:40,950
to thehallowedwalls
ofWossamotta U.

854
00:43:41,050 --> 00:43:42,710
Don't forget to write,
oldbuddy.

855
00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:45,220
Bullwinkle,
who are you talking to?

856
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,350
I don't know,

857
00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:48,920
but is like
talking to a wall.

858
00:43:49,020 --> 00:43:50,920
I want to thank you fellas
for bringing unity back

859
00:43:51,030 --> 00:43:54,460
to this troubled campus
with your ludicrous remarks.

860
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,260
Martin and I would like
to wish you guys

861
00:43:56,370 --> 00:43:57,960
luck against
Fearless Leader.

862
00:43:58,070 --> 00:44:00,260
Yeah, and we would come
help you guys, but...

863
00:44:00,370 --> 00:44:01,700
we don't wanna
get hurt.

864
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,900
Yeah, man, we're not
going near him.

865
00:44:04,010 --> 00:44:05,200
Yeah, until we metyou guys,

866
00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:07,710
we almost totally lost
faith in America.

867
00:44:07,810 --> 00:44:09,470
Youknow, andwe
lostfaith in our car.

868
00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:11,910
I used to think
our carwas really cool,

869
00:44:12,010 --> 00:44:14,040
but now is just
always dirty.

870
00:44:14,150 --> 00:44:15,550
And running low on gas.

871
00:44:15,650 --> 00:44:17,120
Yeah, but since we met you guys,
we love it again.

872
00:44:17,220 --> 00:44:20,950
Yeah, the car is totally back.

873
00:44:21,060 --> 00:44:22,720
So, as a gesture of our
appreciation,

874
00:44:22,830 --> 00:44:24,880
we want you guys
to have it.

875
00:44:24,990 --> 00:44:27,220
Yeah, so,
take the car.

876
00:44:27,330 --> 00:44:29,230
Really?

877
00:44:29,330 --> 00:44:30,660
Is yours.

878
00:44:30,770 --> 00:44:31,890
Whoa!

879
00:44:34,070 --> 00:44:35,800
Gee, fellas, thanks.

880
00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:37,300
Yeah, thanks!

881
00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:40,800
You do know how
to drive, right?

882
00:44:40,910 --> 00:44:42,000
Please!

883
00:44:42,110 --> 00:44:44,140
What moose can't
drive a automobile?

884
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,250
Oh, brother!

885
00:44:54,060 --> 00:44:55,680
Never said I could
drive it well.

886
00:44:58,190 --> 00:45:00,820
Andjustas Rockyand Bullwinkle
got back on the road,

887
00:45:00,930 --> 00:45:03,360
Boris and Natasha emerged
from the student infiirmary,

888
00:45:03,470 --> 00:45:04,990
ready foraction.

889
00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:13,770
Meanwhile, in Cow Tip,
Oklahoma...

890
00:45:15,210 --> 00:45:16,270
Ole,

891
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:17,870
why don't you go
get the tickets,

892
00:45:17,980 --> 00:45:19,170
and I'll park the truck?

893
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,670
Gosh, Karen!

894
00:45:22,790 --> 00:45:24,510
I've never had
so much fun

895
00:45:24,620 --> 00:45:25,850
in my whole life.

896
00:45:27,590 --> 00:45:29,280
Is like...

897
00:45:29,390 --> 00:45:32,360
Is like there was always
a little boy trapped...

898
00:45:32,460 --> 00:45:34,190
somewhere inside me,

899
00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:36,160
and now that I've met you,

900
00:45:36,270 --> 00:45:38,630
I can finally
let him out.

901
00:46:13,470 --> 00:46:15,700
Please, two for
the love movie.

902
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,100
There you go.

903
00:46:18,210 --> 00:46:19,300
Tack.

904
00:46:31,350 --> 00:46:33,580
Now, thas not verynice.

905
00:46:33,690 --> 00:46:34,660
Shut up.

906
00:46:40,630 --> 00:46:42,190
As for Rocky and Bullwinkle,

907
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:45,290
they were gently motoring along
an Illinois interstate...

908
00:46:47,570 --> 00:46:48,470
Hey, Rock,

909
00:46:48,570 --> 00:46:50,600
there's that same town again!

910
00:46:50,710 --> 00:46:53,330
Areyou sure we're
going the right way?

911
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:54,870
Bullwinkle, look out!

912
00:46:55,910 --> 00:46:57,280
Whoa!

913
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,010
Sorry!

914
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,450
Bullwinkle, we're not
going to Chicago!

915
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,090
We are now.

916
00:47:08,190 --> 00:47:08,490
We are now.

917
00:47:08,590 --> 00:47:11,390
As our heroes found themselves
racing toward Chicago,

918
00:47:11,490 --> 00:47:14,830
little did they realize
that only a few miles behind...

919
00:47:17,770 --> 00:47:19,600
And back in Cow Tip,
Oklahoma,

920
00:47:19,700 --> 00:47:22,300
the only person in this movie
more clueless than Bullwinkle

921
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,300
faithfully waited for Karen
to get back

922
00:47:24,410 --> 00:47:27,900
from parking his truck.

923
00:47:28,010 --> 00:47:30,640
But our heroine was already
passing through Indiana...

924
00:47:30,750 --> 00:47:34,080
where she was about tomake
an ominous discovery.

925
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,660
For watching miserable people
suffer in daytime,

926
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,030
is The Jenny Spy Show.

927
00:47:49,130 --> 00:47:52,160
Are you sorry that
you called her fat?

928
00:47:52,270 --> 00:47:54,530
Yes! Yes!

929
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:57,700
Oh, no!
Not already!

930
00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:01,870
Yes, Fearless Leader's
hypnotic broadcast...

931
00:48:01,980 --> 00:48:03,840
was already underway.

932
00:48:03,950 --> 00:48:07,640
You are watching premiere
broadcast of RBTV.

933
00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:12,610
Ah, I love my RBTV.

934
00:48:14,260 --> 00:48:15,810
Fearless Leader!

935
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,120
The zombombidor shows

936
00:48:17,230 --> 00:48:20,920
that 30% of despised,
decadent Americans

937
00:48:21,060 --> 00:48:22,720
are already total zombies!

938
00:48:22,830 --> 00:48:24,060
Good!

939
00:48:24,170 --> 00:48:26,360
I'll address the nation
at exactly 8:00 PM

940
00:48:26,470 --> 00:48:28,460
Eastern standard time.

941
00:48:29,910 --> 00:48:31,500
Back at the RedBait
Prison Farm,

942
00:48:31,610 --> 00:48:34,080
Karen's daring escape
had not gone unnoticed.

943
00:48:41,350 --> 00:48:44,380
Meanwhile on the bustling
boulevards ofChicago, Illinois,

944
00:48:44,490 --> 00:48:46,480
Rocky and Bullwinkle
were about to discover

945
00:48:46,590 --> 00:48:49,420
they had considerable
troubles of their own.

946
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:50,960
There they are!

947
00:48:52,490 --> 00:48:53,720
Hello!

948
00:48:53,830 --> 00:48:54,890
Look out!

949
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,560
Smush them!

950
00:49:02,970 --> 00:49:03,800
Duck!

951
00:49:13,950 --> 00:49:15,580
Well, mercy me!

952
00:49:21,890 --> 00:49:22,820
Excuse us!

953
00:49:24,860 --> 00:49:25,880
Bullwinkle!

954
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,720
Mamma mia!

955
00:49:32,830 --> 00:49:34,600
Is Rocky and Bullwinkle!

956
00:49:51,390 --> 00:49:53,580
And you thought
I couldn't drive.

957
00:49:53,690 --> 00:49:55,120
Bullwinkle!
Look out!

958
00:49:57,890 --> 00:50:00,360
Hold her steady, poopsie.

959
00:50:02,060 --> 00:50:04,660
Is time to say goodbye...

960
00:50:04,770 --> 00:50:06,500
to moose and squirrel.

961
00:50:08,670 --> 00:50:11,400
- Ahh!
- Oh, no!

962
00:50:11,510 --> 00:50:14,840
Hasta la vista, baby!

963
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:25,480
Hey, poopsie...
whas happening?

964
00:50:25,590 --> 00:50:28,350
I think you degenerated
wrong special effect.

965
00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:32,660
And while Rocky and Bullwinkle
were making their getaway,

966
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:36,130
Boris and Natasha were still
high above the Chicago streets,

967
00:50:36,230 --> 00:50:38,500
but with one small difference.

968
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,300
No helicopter.

969
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,000
And as luck would have it,
a travelling mattress salesman

970
00:50:44,110 --> 00:50:46,510
just happened to be
passing bybelow.

971
00:50:46,610 --> 00:50:48,300
Matresses for sale!

972
00:50:48,410 --> 00:50:51,170
How do I do it?
Volume!

973
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,180
Ouch. Oy.

974
00:50:56,450 --> 00:50:59,050
Now thas a soft mattress.

975
00:51:00,590 --> 00:51:01,950
Temporarily outofdanger,

976
00:51:02,060 --> 00:51:04,690
Rocky and Bullwinkle
breathed a sigh of relief.

977
00:51:07,260 --> 00:51:08,460
At the same time,

978
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,160
Boris and Natasha
were forced to rent...

979
00:51:10,270 --> 00:51:13,030
an econoclass Chevy Metro from
the Cheapo Rent-A-Car Company

980
00:51:13,140 --> 00:51:14,760
in order to resume the chase.

981
00:51:19,140 --> 00:51:21,300
This slight delay gave
our heroes the opportunity

982
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,740
to effect a not her beautiful,

983
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,810
if implausibly coincidental,
reunion.

984
00:51:33,690 --> 00:51:34,590
Whoa!

985
00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:45,560
Whoops.

986
00:51:46,870 --> 00:51:48,840
Hey, you lunatic!

987
00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:50,130
Why don't you watch
whereyou're...

988
00:51:51,270 --> 00:51:52,400
Rocky!

989
00:51:52,510 --> 00:51:54,070
Bullwinkle!

990
00:51:54,180 --> 00:51:56,240
Karen!

991
00:51:56,340 --> 00:51:57,900
Guys, I missed you so much.

992
00:51:58,010 --> 00:51:59,570
I was so worried about you...

993
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,270
I didn't mean to...

994
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,910
I mean...

995
00:52:05,020 --> 00:52:06,010
Good work,

996
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,350
Agents Rocky, Bullwinkle.

997
00:52:08,460 --> 00:52:10,290
Lookit, we have six hours
to get to New York.

998
00:52:10,390 --> 00:52:13,620
- The Big Apple!
- Bullwinkle, please!

999
00:52:13,730 --> 00:52:16,560
RBTV is already turning
people into zombies.

1000
00:52:16,670 --> 00:52:19,530
But Karen,
why aren't you injail?

1001
00:52:19,630 --> 00:52:20,790
Oh...

1002
00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:23,100
er...
I was pardoned.

1003
00:52:37,690 --> 00:52:39,180
Freeze! Freeze!

1004
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,790
Must be some kind
of clerical error.

1005
00:52:44,890 --> 00:52:46,120
You're under arrest.

1006
00:52:46,230 --> 00:52:48,390
Keep your hands
high above your head!

1007
00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:50,400
And just to think...

1008
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,270
Is the opening
of moose season.

1009
00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:52,730
Is the opening
of moose season.

1010
00:52:52,830 --> 00:52:53,800
The states of California,

1011
00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:55,390
Arizona, NewMexico,

1012
00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:57,440
Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma,

1013
00:52:57,540 --> 00:52:58,730
Missouri, Illinois,

1014
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,170
Indiana and Ohio,
versus KarenSympathy,

1015
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:04,940
Rocket J. Squirrel
and BullwinkleJ. Moose.

1016
00:53:05,050 --> 00:53:07,070
Judge Cameo presiding.

1017
00:53:07,180 --> 00:53:09,010
Who speaks for the defense?

1018
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:12,420
BullwinkleJ. Moose,
attorney at law.

1019
00:53:17,190 --> 00:53:18,160
Hey, hey, hey!

1020
00:53:18,260 --> 00:53:18,820
Hey!

1021
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:23,760
The defendants
are charged with

1022
00:53:23,870 --> 00:53:25,530
One count;

1023
00:53:25,630 --> 00:53:28,000
breaking outofjail...
one count,.

1024
00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:30,800
Impugning the character
of a prison guard...

1025
00:53:30,910 --> 00:53:32,030
- Ooh!
- One count...

1026
00:53:32,140 --> 00:53:34,700
Four counts;

1027
00:53:34,810 --> 00:53:36,870
talking to the audience...

1028
00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:38,670
- What?!
- Five counts,.

1029
00:53:38,780 --> 00:53:40,680
Criminally bad punning:

1030
00:53:40,780 --> 00:53:42,550
18 counts.

1031
00:53:42,650 --> 00:53:44,140
And three dukes
and seven earls!

1032
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,280
Make that 19.

1033
00:53:53,630 --> 00:53:55,530
Hey! Hey!

1034
00:53:59,030 --> 00:54:00,430
Counselor,

1035
00:54:00,530 --> 00:54:02,090
call your first witness.

1036
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,430
Yes, Your Honor.

1037
00:54:03,530 --> 00:54:06,090
As our first witness,
the defense calls...

1038
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,670
Karen Sympathy!

1039
00:54:07,770 --> 00:54:10,400
Oh, please, no.

1040
00:54:10,510 --> 00:54:11,910
Doyou, Karen Sympathy,
swear to tell the truth,

1041
00:54:12,010 --> 00:54:13,170
the whole truth and
nothing but the truth,

1042
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:14,970
so help you God?

1043
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,270
I do.

1044
00:54:16,380 --> 00:54:17,680
Ha!

1045
00:54:17,780 --> 00:54:19,150
A little late!

1046
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,480
Oh!

1047
00:54:25,620 --> 00:54:27,320
Ms. Sympathy,

1048
00:54:27,430 --> 00:54:29,120
isn't it true that when our
convertible

1049
00:54:29,230 --> 00:54:30,420
was destroyed
in Monument Valley...

1050
00:54:30,530 --> 00:54:32,020
the first thing you did
was to steal...

1051
00:54:32,130 --> 00:54:34,100
somebody else's truck?

1052
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,690
Um...

1053
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,200
That depends on how you
legally defii ne the word "steal,"

1054
00:54:38,300 --> 00:54:39,630
because I believe...

1055
00:54:39,740 --> 00:54:40,970
And didn't you escape
from prison...

1056
00:54:41,070 --> 00:54:43,170
by telling that poor
trusting prison guard

1057
00:54:43,270 --> 00:54:46,000
that you would let him
takeyou to the movies?

1058
00:54:46,110 --> 00:54:48,870
Well, I thought we might have
time if we went to a matinee...

1059
00:54:48,980 --> 00:54:52,420
Isn't it true you never
meant to see a film at all?!

1060
00:54:54,650 --> 00:54:56,020
Yes...

1061
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:57,210
is true.

1062
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,350
And didn't you tell
Rocky and me...

1063
00:54:59,460 --> 00:55:03,050
that you got out of prison
because you got a pardon?

1064
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:03,960
Yes...

1065
00:55:04,060 --> 00:55:06,290
Yes...
I did do that!

1066
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,200
Isn't it true you have
no respect for the law

1067
00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:11,030
or anything else?

1068
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:12,830
No!

1069
00:55:12,940 --> 00:55:14,230
I was just trying to
complete my mission!

1070
00:55:14,340 --> 00:55:16,360
I was only supposed
to care about results!

1071
00:55:16,470 --> 00:55:18,500
And how come Rocky and me
are still cartoons...

1072
00:55:18,610 --> 00:55:20,010
and Boris and
Natasha aren't?

1073
00:55:20,110 --> 00:55:21,980
I don't know!
I didn't write the movie!

1074
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,210
I'm only one
of the characters!

1075
00:55:27,690 --> 00:55:30,810
Your witness, Counselor.

1076
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,980
What are
the teams again?

1077
00:55:33,090 --> 00:55:36,080
Bullwinkle, you're supposed
to be the defense attorney.

1078
00:55:36,190 --> 00:55:38,250
You just proved
we're guilty.

1079
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,830
Yes, but now our
consciences are clean,

1080
00:55:40,930 --> 00:55:42,490
and the healing
can begin.

1081
00:55:43,930 --> 00:55:45,030
Your Honor,

1082
00:55:45,140 --> 00:55:46,330
is time the court
showed the world

1083
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:47,900
that no quarterwill be given

1084
00:55:48,010 --> 00:55:49,870
to celebrity defendants.

1085
00:55:49,970 --> 00:55:51,200
- Celebrity?
- Mm-hmm.

1086
00:55:51,310 --> 00:55:53,000
Did you say celebrity?

1087
00:55:53,110 --> 00:55:55,100
Where are myglasses?

1088
00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:00,740
Oh, my Gawd!

1089
00:56:00,850 --> 00:56:02,410
Oh, my Gawd!

1090
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,610
Is Rocky and Bullwinkle!
Oh, my God!

1091
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:06,090
I love, I loveyour show!

1092
00:56:06,190 --> 00:56:07,380
Your Honor!

1093
00:56:07,490 --> 00:56:09,790
And you,
Mr. District Attorney,

1094
00:56:09,890 --> 00:56:12,890
I'd like to point something
out to you in the penal code,

1095
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,460
section C, paragraph22.

1096
00:56:16,570 --> 00:56:20,260
"Celebrities
are above the law."

1097
00:56:20,370 --> 00:56:21,300
This case is dismissed.

1098
00:56:24,580 --> 00:56:26,480
Moments later, our heroes
were back on the road,

1099
00:56:26,580 --> 00:56:28,810
with a mere three hours

1100
00:56:28,910 --> 00:56:30,880
to get from Rabid Froth, Ohio
to New York.

1101
00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:32,280
Three hours!

1102
00:56:32,380 --> 00:56:34,280
If only we had
an airplane.

1103
00:56:34,390 --> 00:56:35,780
Hokey smoke!
Look!

1104
00:56:40,390 --> 00:56:42,150
Gosh!
Another wild coincidence.

1105
00:56:56,010 --> 00:56:57,740
Afternoon, folks.

1106
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:58,670
Hi!

1107
00:56:58,780 --> 00:57:00,440
You got any planes left?

1108
00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:03,140
Well, lesjust kinda
give a look-see...

1109
00:57:08,450 --> 00:57:10,180
I thinkwe have one left.

1110
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,590
They've got tobehere
somewhere, Boris, darling!

1111
00:57:26,300 --> 00:57:27,360
Keep the change!

1112
00:57:28,910 --> 00:57:31,200
Oh! This is gonna get
my stepson a new trial.

1113
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:34,300
Bingo!

1114
00:57:34,410 --> 00:57:35,380
Goody! Goody!

1115
00:57:44,790 --> 00:57:45,720
Hey! Hey!

1116
00:57:45,820 --> 00:57:47,290
Y'all can't get in there.

1117
00:57:47,390 --> 00:57:48,550
She won't hold the weight!

1118
00:57:53,330 --> 00:57:55,030
You'll never reach
the end of the runway.

1119
00:57:55,130 --> 00:57:56,330
The wings will come off.

1120
00:57:56,430 --> 00:57:57,960
Oh, God!

1121
00:57:58,100 --> 00:57:59,630
Oh, crap!

1122
00:58:03,670 --> 00:58:06,170
Boris pushed the little Metro
for all it was worth...

1123
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:08,970
We've got them, Boris,
we've got them!

1124
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:10,480
They've got us, Rocky,
they've got us!

1125
00:58:11,950 --> 00:58:13,420
But at that very moment,

1126
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:15,640
Boris and Natasha's rental
agreement suddenly expired

1127
00:58:15,790 --> 00:58:17,380
and they were immediately
blockaded...

1128
00:58:17,490 --> 00:58:20,580
by the dedicated agents of the
Cheapo Rent-A-Car Company.

1129
00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:25,860
Come on! Come on!

1130
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,260
Come on, you can do it!
You old bird!

1131
00:58:28,370 --> 00:58:29,060
Come on!

1132
00:58:29,170 --> 00:58:31,030
Come on!

1133
00:58:31,140 --> 00:58:33,370
Although Boris and Natasha
tried feverishly to complete

1134
00:58:33,470 --> 00:58:35,700
the necessary paperwork...

1135
00:58:35,810 --> 00:58:36,570
Look!

1136
00:58:40,380 --> 00:58:42,280
It was too late.

1137
00:58:42,380 --> 00:58:44,610
- Stop! Stop!
- Stop!

1138
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:46,770
Stop!

1139
00:59:07,740 --> 00:59:10,260
That certainly
was a close one.

1140
00:59:10,370 --> 00:59:12,340
Les just hope this thing makes
it all the way to New York.

1141
00:59:22,050 --> 00:59:24,450
Where did we go wrong, Boris?

1142
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,720
We tried
to blow them up.

1143
00:59:26,820 --> 00:59:28,790
We tried
to have them arrested.

1144
00:59:28,890 --> 00:59:31,830
We tried
to degenerate them.

1145
00:59:31,930 --> 00:59:33,620
We tried to smush them.

1146
00:59:33,730 --> 00:59:35,460
Yes, and we never
even came close.

1147
00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:38,470
Oh, Boris,

1148
00:59:38,570 --> 00:59:40,660
what are we
doing, darling?

1149
00:59:40,770 --> 00:59:42,670
We been trying to catch
moose and squirrel...

1150
00:59:42,770 --> 00:59:44,900
ever since
we first got drawn.

1151
00:59:45,010 --> 00:59:47,500
We tried to stab them,
shoot them, smash them,

1152
00:59:47,610 --> 00:59:51,170
smush them, crush them,
bash them, mash them

1153
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,340
and they don't even
know our names.

1154
00:59:54,590 --> 00:59:56,110
I'm tired
of all this, Boris.

1155
00:59:56,220 --> 00:59:58,090
I don't want to be
spy no more.

1156
00:59:58,190 --> 01:00:01,060
Les faceit, darling,
we suck.

1157
01:00:02,930 --> 01:00:05,230
We can never catch
moose and squirrel.

1158
01:00:08,730 --> 01:00:10,360
Boris...

1159
01:00:10,470 --> 01:00:12,870
don't you want to have
little Boris? Hmmm?

1160
01:00:14,910 --> 01:00:16,670
Little Natasha?

1161
01:00:17,910 --> 01:00:21,540
Wouldn't it be
wonderful?

1162
01:00:21,650 --> 01:00:25,210
We could rent cottage
by sea of Pottsylvania

1163
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:29,650
and teach them how to lie,
and cheat and be rotten.

1164
01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:32,950
They would be worst
children in world!

1165
01:00:33,060 --> 01:00:35,220
They'd be monsters.

1166
01:00:35,330 --> 01:00:37,820
It would be awful!

1167
01:00:37,930 --> 01:00:39,760
We could be so happy.

1168
01:00:46,770 --> 01:00:48,030
Telephone.

1169
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:52,210
Hoboy.

1170
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:55,400
Saved by bell!

1171
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:01,450
Well, Badenov,
did the C.D.I. Work?

1172
01:01:01,590 --> 01:01:04,080
Oh, it...
it works all right!

1173
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:07,490
So moose and squirrel
are dead, then?

1174
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,250
Well, is funny
you should ask...

1175
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:12,490
Yes, Fearless Leader!

1176
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:14,590
We killed moose
and squirrel!

1177
01:01:15,700 --> 01:01:16,530
Excellent!

1178
01:01:18,940 --> 01:01:20,700
Wait there for
my private jet.

1179
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:23,000
I want you both beside
my side for the big broadcast.

1180
01:01:27,980 --> 01:01:29,780
- Natasha...
- Yes, darling?

1181
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:31,250
Why did you
tell him that?!

1182
01:01:31,350 --> 01:01:33,080
Because, Boris!

1183
01:01:33,180 --> 01:01:35,050
Moose and squirrel
can't reach New York...

1184
01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:37,780
by 8:00 PM in
that little plane.

1185
01:01:37,890 --> 01:01:40,380
And what ifthey did?
So what?

1186
01:01:40,490 --> 01:01:42,460
How could they
stop us now?

1187
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:46,430
Practicallywhole country
is zombifiied!

1188
01:01:46,530 --> 01:01:50,300
We've won, Boris!
We've won!

1189
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:52,800
Just the way
I planned it!

1190
01:01:56,070 --> 01:01:57,370
On their way to New York,

1191
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,200
our heroes were soon
to discover...

1192
01:01:59,310 --> 01:02:01,170
that old Jeb was right.

1193
01:02:03,450 --> 01:02:05,680
She won't pull up,
we're too heavy!

1194
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:14,950
Rocky,
can you fly Bullwinkle down?

1195
01:02:15,060 --> 01:02:16,530
I don't think so,
Karen.

1196
01:02:16,660 --> 01:02:18,220
He's a huge moose!

1197
01:02:18,330 --> 01:02:21,130
I beg your pardon!
I'm as trim as a young fawn!

1198
01:02:21,230 --> 01:02:23,830
You weigh 400
imaginary pounds!

1199
01:02:23,970 --> 01:02:26,200
Yeah, but
is all "mooscle."

1200
01:02:26,300 --> 01:02:28,290
Bullwinkle, can you fly
an airplane?

1201
01:02:28,410 --> 01:02:30,810
What moose can't
fly a aeroplane?

1202
01:02:30,910 --> 01:02:32,170
Rocky, you'll have
to fly me down.

1203
01:02:32,310 --> 01:02:33,470
I can't do that, Karen.

1204
01:02:33,580 --> 01:02:35,640
I can't fly again!
I've lost the knack.

1205
01:02:35,750 --> 01:02:37,740
Bullwinkle,
take the controls.

1206
01:02:37,850 --> 01:02:38,780
Okay.

1207
01:02:40,650 --> 01:02:41,880
Listen to me, Rocky.

1208
01:02:41,990 --> 01:02:43,420
- You can do this.
- I can't!

1209
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:45,080
- I knowyou can do this.
- I just can't!

1210
01:02:45,190 --> 01:02:48,320
This is everything you taught me
since I was a little kid.

1211
01:02:48,430 --> 01:02:49,760
All you have to do
is believe in...

1212
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:53,130
Karen!

1213
01:02:55,770 --> 01:02:57,790
Look out for the sign!

1214
01:02:58,870 --> 01:03:00,000
Aaah!

1215
01:03:02,770 --> 01:03:04,370
Here goes n-nothing!

1216
01:03:10,950 --> 01:03:11,850
Gotyou!

1217
01:03:13,250 --> 01:03:14,010
Rocky!

1218
01:03:17,550 --> 01:03:19,150
Uh-oh!

1219
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:26,350
Bullwinkle!

1220
01:03:35,710 --> 01:03:37,870
Never said
I could fly it well.

1221
01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:40,000
See you in New York!

1222
01:03:44,950 --> 01:03:46,970
Hang on, Karen!
Hang on!

1223
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:48,610
If I could just...

1224
01:03:53,660 --> 01:03:54,890
Rocky!

1225
01:03:54,990 --> 01:03:56,120
You're flying!

1226
01:03:56,230 --> 01:03:58,560
- You're flying!
- Yes, I am!

1227
01:03:58,660 --> 01:04:00,220
I certainly am.

1228
01:04:00,330 --> 01:04:02,390
Look at me!
I'm flying!

1229
01:04:02,500 --> 01:04:05,020
New York City,
here we come!

1230
01:04:05,140 --> 01:04:06,630
Yahoo!

1231
01:04:06,740 --> 01:04:08,000
Yeah!

1232
01:04:08,110 --> 01:04:11,230
What a day, a year,
a life it is!

1233
01:04:11,340 --> 01:04:14,240
You know

1234
01:04:14,340 --> 01:04:17,910
Well, you know
you had it coming toyou

1235
01:04:18,020 --> 01:04:21,180
Now there's not
a lot I can do

1236
01:04:21,290 --> 01:04:23,480
Dreamer

1237
01:04:23,590 --> 01:04:26,720
A stupid little dreamer

1238
01:04:26,820 --> 01:04:30,560
So now you putyour head
in your hands, oh, no!

1239
01:04:30,660 --> 01:04:31,750
Whoo!

1240
01:04:38,770 --> 01:04:40,600
Boris, darling,

1241
01:04:40,700 --> 01:04:43,100
how can you be
so rotten?

1242
01:04:43,210 --> 01:04:46,370
When I stop moose and
squirrel from saving country,

1243
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:48,640
I don't kid around!

1244
01:05:10,900 --> 01:05:12,630
Karen looked upon
the brave little squirrel

1245
01:05:12,740 --> 01:05:15,140
with a new admiration.

1246
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:17,400
However, she couldn't
help but wonder,

1247
01:05:17,510 --> 01:05:18,940
were they too late?

1248
01:05:25,750 --> 01:05:28,080
Soaringprecipitously
overRockefellerCenter,

1249
01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:30,750
Karen and Rocky found
the entire city of New York

1250
01:05:30,850 --> 01:05:32,650
completely zombifiied.

1251
01:05:34,420 --> 01:05:35,650
Rocky,
whatever you do,

1252
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:37,660
don't look at the screen!

1253
01:05:41,930 --> 01:05:43,920
Touching down
outside RBTV,

1254
01:05:44,030 --> 01:05:46,060
the daring duo was soon
to discover

1255
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:49,230
that something else
was terribly wrong.

1256
01:05:49,370 --> 01:05:51,770
Where's Bullwinkle?
The speech starts any minute!

1257
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:53,500
I knew we shouldn't
have lefthim.

1258
01:05:53,610 --> 01:05:56,840
Bullwinkle and I have never
been apart in 35 years!

1259
01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:01,350
Quick, Rock, follow me.

1260
01:06:12,260 --> 01:06:13,960
Come, Natasha.

1261
01:06:14,060 --> 01:06:16,590
Follow me
to Fearless Leader.

1262
01:06:26,310 --> 01:06:27,370
Go! Go!

1263
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:34,910
Oh, Fearless Leader!

1264
01:06:37,990 --> 01:06:40,390
We're back!

1265
01:06:40,490 --> 01:06:43,390
You are so-oo
happy to see us!

1266
01:06:43,490 --> 01:06:45,960
Well, Fearless Leader,
he did it!

1267
01:06:46,060 --> 01:06:49,060
Boris Badenov is now
offiicial number one killer...

1268
01:06:49,170 --> 01:06:51,160
ofmoose and squirrel.

1269
01:06:51,270 --> 01:06:53,530
Excellent, my faithful minions!

1270
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:55,230
Excellent!

1271
01:06:55,340 --> 01:06:58,400
Hail, Pottsylvania!

1272
01:06:58,510 --> 01:07:01,810
Hail to the black
and the blue!

1273
01:07:01,910 --> 01:07:05,140
Hail, Pottsylvania!

1274
01:07:05,250 --> 01:07:06,580
Sneaky and crooked,

1275
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:08,740
Through and through...

1276
01:07:08,850 --> 01:07:10,250
Down with the good guys,

1277
01:07:10,350 --> 01:07:11,980
Up with the boss,

1278
01:07:12,090 --> 01:07:15,420
Under the sign of
the triple cross! Hey!

1279
01:07:15,530 --> 01:07:18,930
Hail, Pottsylvania!

1280
01:07:19,030 --> 01:07:25,130
Hail, hail, hail!

1281
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:34,180
Thank you, Fearless Leader!

1282
01:07:36,710 --> 01:07:38,910
Well, no one can stop
my broadcast now!

1283
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:43,280
FBI! Freeze!

1284
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:47,950
No one but these
chocolate-chewing idiots!

1285
01:07:49,730 --> 01:07:51,190
All right, I want anyone
in this room...

1286
01:07:51,290 --> 01:07:53,960
who's a Pottsylvanian spy
to putyour hands up now!

1287
01:07:56,730 --> 01:07:58,430
That means you, too,
Fearless Leader!

1288
01:07:58,540 --> 01:07:59,760
Let me see your hands!

1289
01:07:59,870 --> 01:08:02,460
All right,
Agent Sympathy.

1290
01:08:02,570 --> 01:08:05,770
We don't want anybody
to be hurt, now do we?

1291
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:07,810
And whatever you're holding,
drop it!

1292
01:08:09,350 --> 01:08:10,340
Gladly.

1293
01:08:12,420 --> 01:08:13,580
Don't look, Rocky,
is a trick.

1294
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:15,150
I'll turn you into a...

1295
01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:16,450
Rocky!

1296
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:19,210
Rocky?

1297
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:20,380
Oh-hh!

1298
01:08:20,490 --> 01:08:22,320
Peek-a-boopsie!

1299
01:08:22,430 --> 01:08:24,920
Well, Agent Sympathy,

1300
01:08:25,030 --> 01:08:27,000
I have waited manyyears

1301
01:08:27,100 --> 01:08:30,790
to face an enemy
I could respect...

1302
01:08:30,900 --> 01:08:32,330
and I'm still waiting!

1303
01:08:33,940 --> 01:08:36,570
No, that was just
a little joke.

1304
01:08:36,670 --> 01:08:39,160
But I'm afraid that you
and this flying rodent

1305
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:41,740
have reached the end
of the road.

1306
01:08:41,850 --> 01:08:45,510
Now get ready for a taste of
Pottsylvanian hospitability.

1307
01:08:45,620 --> 01:08:49,780
Thas ability to put you
in hospital, darling.

1308
01:08:51,090 --> 01:08:52,580
Andso, Rocky and Karen's
onlyhope

1309
01:08:52,690 --> 01:08:56,350
in the whole wide world
was BullwinkleJ. Moose.

1310
01:08:56,460 --> 01:08:59,260
In other words,
they didn'thave aprayer.

1311
01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:01,350
For Bullwinkle hadmanaged
to miss New York altogether

1312
01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:04,530
and had flown instead
to Washington, D. C.

1313
01:09:04,630 --> 01:09:08,090
Gee, New York sure has
changed a lot since my day.

1314
01:09:08,210 --> 01:09:10,500
They even moved
the White House here.

1315
01:09:17,450 --> 01:09:18,880
Couldn't fii nd the brakes.

1316
01:09:21,890 --> 01:09:23,350
Well, as long as I'm here,

1317
01:09:23,450 --> 01:09:26,790
I might as well talk to
the president about the trees!

1318
01:09:26,890 --> 01:09:28,380
Anybody home?

1319
01:09:30,130 --> 01:09:32,030
With onlymoments left
before thebroadcast,

1320
01:09:32,130 --> 01:09:33,430
Fearless Leader
hadreleasedRocky...

1321
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:36,500
from thegrip ofzombifiication
sohe could...

1322
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:37,830
share.

1323
01:09:37,930 --> 01:09:40,630
As for you, my friends,
we have planned...

1324
01:09:40,740 --> 01:09:42,730
something quite special.

1325
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:52,910
We are hooking you directly
into the quality control.

1326
01:09:53,020 --> 01:09:54,240
As soon as we g olive,

1327
01:09:54,350 --> 01:09:56,150
the current will pass
throughyourbrain

1328
01:09:56,250 --> 01:09:58,920
and you will be turned
intoahelpless,

1329
01:09:59,020 --> 01:10:01,390
mindless vegetable.

1330
01:10:02,660 --> 01:10:04,320
But don't worry...
it won'thurt.

1331
01:10:04,430 --> 01:10:05,690
At least, I never
heard a complaint

1332
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:08,420
from the other vegetables.

1333
01:10:12,970 --> 01:10:14,230
I think your ecognize

1334
01:10:14,340 --> 01:10:16,640
your three missing colleagues
from the FBI?

1335
01:10:18,610 --> 01:10:20,600
Help us! Help!

1336
01:10:23,780 --> 01:10:26,110
I'm sorry, Rocky,
I've really done it this time.

1337
01:10:26,220 --> 01:10:28,280
Don't worry, Karen,
you need the most faith

1338
01:10:28,390 --> 01:10:30,110
when things look
the most hopeless.

1339
01:10:30,220 --> 01:10:32,120
Thanks, Rocky.

1340
01:10:32,220 --> 01:10:33,780
And, Karen...

1341
01:10:33,890 --> 01:10:36,290
this is pretty hopeless.

1342
01:10:37,790 --> 01:10:39,020
Look,

1343
01:10:39,130 --> 01:10:41,260
we don't care
what you do to us...

1344
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:44,390
just leave America alone!

1345
01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:47,300
Ah, America...

1346
01:10:50,410 --> 01:10:52,530
I'm proud of you, Karen.

1347
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:55,240
Listen,
Fearless Leader:

1348
01:10:55,350 --> 01:10:57,070
If there's one thing this
plucky squirrel has shown me,

1349
01:10:57,180 --> 01:10:59,270
is that you have
to be who you are,

1350
01:10:59,380 --> 01:11:02,150
no matter how much pressure
there is to change!

1351
01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:03,310
Yay!

1352
01:11:04,820 --> 01:11:06,380
Anddespite
this inspiring vindication

1353
01:11:06,490 --> 01:11:07,750
ofKaren's innerchild,

1354
01:11:07,860 --> 01:11:09,950
Fearless Leader
was unimpressed.

1355
01:11:12,430 --> 01:11:14,420
So Karen, Rocky,
and the entire nation...

1356
01:11:14,530 --> 01:11:17,000
werepoisedon thebrink
ofunimaginableperil.

1357
01:11:18,100 --> 01:11:19,500
And there is no one...

1358
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:21,590
I said no one...

1359
01:11:21,710 --> 01:11:23,500
who can stop me now!

1360
01:11:26,610 --> 01:11:29,670
Or, in fact,
was there?

1361
01:11:29,780 --> 01:11:31,110
Soyou see,
Mr. President,

1362
01:11:31,210 --> 01:11:33,680
all the trees in
Frostbite Falls are gone.

1363
01:11:33,780 --> 01:11:36,010
The birds have no place
to put their things.

1364
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:38,610
The children have no place
to build their tree house.

1365
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:39,850
I built them a stump house,

1366
01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:42,250
but they say is just
not the same.

1367
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:43,720
Please help
when you have time.

1368
01:11:45,630 --> 01:11:46,820
But Gorka,

1369
01:11:46,930 --> 01:11:49,160
the horse has swallowed
the transmitter!

1370
01:11:49,270 --> 01:11:50,320
Not again!

1371
01:11:52,900 --> 01:11:56,530
They certainly enjoy theirTV
at the White House.

1372
01:12:00,140 --> 01:12:01,610
Bullwinkle!

1373
01:12:01,710 --> 01:12:03,370
Don't watch!

1374
01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:04,570
Bullwinkle!

1375
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:09,080
Oh, no!
Notyou, too!

1376
01:12:11,050 --> 01:12:13,320
Not a bad show,
eh, Mr. President?

1377
01:12:13,420 --> 01:12:14,690
Yes, cheap as itmayseem...

1378
01:12:14,790 --> 01:12:16,220
anditcertainly
does seem cheap...

1379
01:12:16,330 --> 01:12:17,990
Bullwinkle's head
was so thick

1380
01:12:18,090 --> 01:12:19,890
that Fearless Leader's
mind-numbing programming

1381
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,490
had absolutely no effect
on him whatsoever.

1382
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:23,460
Come here!

1383
01:12:25,140 --> 01:12:26,470
At least one thing
hasn't changed!

1384
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:28,230
TV's as good as ever!

1385
01:12:28,340 --> 01:12:30,700
Bullwinkle,
allow me to be frank.

1386
01:12:30,810 --> 01:12:31,710
Okay, Frank,

1387
01:12:31,810 --> 01:12:33,780
allow me to be
Bullwinkle.

1388
01:12:33,910 --> 01:12:35,880
I'm Cappy
Von Trappment, FBI.

1389
01:12:35,980 --> 01:12:37,340
I thoughtyou said
your name was Frank.

1390
01:12:37,450 --> 01:12:39,040
- Shut up, Bullwinkle!
- Okay, Frank.

1391
01:12:39,150 --> 01:12:40,740
As we speak,

1392
01:12:40,850 --> 01:12:43,410
99% of the country is slobbering
in front of the television.

1393
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:45,750
- Whas so strange about that?
- Listen to me!

1394
01:12:45,860 --> 01:12:47,910
We haven't heard from Karen,
I think she and Rocky...

1395
01:12:48,020 --> 01:12:49,580
are in terrible danger.

1396
01:12:49,690 --> 01:12:51,020
You've got to get
to New York!

1397
01:12:51,130 --> 01:12:52,420
I thought this was New York.

1398
01:12:52,530 --> 01:12:53,890
No, Bullwinkle,

1399
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,930
thas Washington out there!
Thas Washington!

1400
01:12:57,030 --> 01:12:58,500
Really?

1401
01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:01,500
Where's that little white
wig he always wears?

1402
01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:02,500
Is no use.

1403
01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:08,770
Fearless Leader's speech starts
in less than two minutes.

1404
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:11,510
There's no way anyone
could get there in time now.

1405
01:13:11,610 --> 01:13:13,080
Oh, butterballs!

1406
01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:14,950
If only there were
some way of transmitting

1407
01:13:15,050 --> 01:13:16,950
computer-generated
animated characters

1408
01:13:17,050 --> 01:13:19,990
across great distances
in the blink of an eye.

1409
01:13:21,060 --> 01:13:23,080
Bullwinkle!
Thas it!

1410
01:13:23,190 --> 01:13:24,350
It is?

1411
01:13:24,460 --> 01:13:26,950
Yes, is our
only chance!

1412
01:13:27,060 --> 01:13:28,930
We're gonna E-mail you
to Karen in New York.

1413
01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:30,120
Well, okay,
but don't you think...

1414
01:13:30,230 --> 01:13:31,630
she'd rather get flowers?

1415
01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:33,790
Just shut up
and hold on!

1416
01:13:33,900 --> 01:13:36,800
- Okay!
- One... two...

1417
01:13:36,910 --> 01:13:38,270
three!

1418
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:41,980
And squeezing into
the scanner drive...

1419
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:45,380
Bullwinkle found himself inside
the presidential computer.

1420
01:13:49,590 --> 01:13:50,990
Butback atRBTV,

1421
01:13:51,090 --> 01:13:53,610
Fearless Leader's deadly
countdown hadjustbegun.

1422
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:56,250
15, 14...

1423
01:13:58,330 --> 01:13:59,800
12...

1424
01:13:59,900 --> 01:14:00,230
12...

1425
01:14:00,330 --> 01:14:03,460
And thas when Bullwinkle
snapped into action.

1426
01:14:03,570 --> 01:14:05,900
Look, Frank,
solitaire.

1427
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,260
I'm sorry, Bullwinkle,

1428
01:14:07,370 --> 01:14:08,840
we don't have time
for that!

1429
01:14:10,610 --> 01:14:12,580
With the coolagility
ofajungle cat,

1430
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:15,740
our heroic moose grabbed the
corners of the E-mail envelope

1431
01:14:15,850 --> 01:14:17,900
and hung on for
the ride of his life.

1432
01:14:18,010 --> 01:14:20,640
Eight, seven,

1433
01:14:20,750 --> 01:14:22,150
si-i...

1434
01:14:22,250 --> 01:14:25,240
While time stood virtually
still at RBTV,

1435
01:14:28,220 --> 01:14:30,120
Bullwinkle surfed
the information super highway

1436
01:14:30,230 --> 01:14:32,350
onhis way tosave the day.

1437
01:14:32,460 --> 01:14:34,660
Look, I'm hangin' four!

1438
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:55,080
S-S-Surf's up, dude!

1439
01:14:57,150 --> 01:14:58,680
Hang on, Rocky!

1440
01:14:58,790 --> 01:15:00,550
I'm coming!

1441
01:15:03,830 --> 01:15:06,630
Bullwinkle found himself
inside the RBTV computer...

1442
01:15:06,730 --> 01:15:07,700
Five...

1443
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:09,530
You've gotmail!

1444
01:15:09,630 --> 01:15:11,530
With only seconds left to spare
and no idea how to get out.

1445
01:15:11,630 --> 01:15:12,860
Four!

1446
01:15:12,970 --> 01:15:14,900
Bullwinkle, hurry up!
Click on something!

1447
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:16,530
- "Mine sweeper"?
- Three...

1448
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:18,570
Print! Print!

1449
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:20,580
Andusing his brain,

1450
01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:23,080
Bullwinkle activated
the 'print"icon...

1451
01:15:23,180 --> 01:15:25,170
but was hein time?

1452
01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:26,750
One...

1453
01:15:26,850 --> 01:15:28,880
Fearless Leader!

1454
01:15:28,990 --> 01:15:30,920
My fellow Americans.

1455
01:15:31,020 --> 01:15:33,820
Say hello
to Fearless Leader!

1456
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:34,620
Hello-oo!

1457
01:15:37,860 --> 01:15:41,020
You are tired, America.
You are getting verysleepy.

1458
01:15:41,130 --> 01:15:43,660
Your mind is mush.
You need help.

1459
01:15:44,830 --> 01:15:45,860
Yes, America,

1460
01:15:45,970 --> 01:15:48,770
you need me
to run your country.

1461
01:15:48,870 --> 01:15:51,000
Youreallyneedme!

1462
01:15:51,110 --> 01:15:53,410
So vote forme
asyourleader!

1463
01:15:53,510 --> 01:15:56,000
Vote for Fearless Leader!

1464
01:15:56,110 --> 01:15:59,340
We will vote
for Fearless Leader.

1465
01:15:59,450 --> 01:16:01,710
I will vote
for Fearless Leader.

1466
01:16:01,820 --> 01:16:05,690
Yes, America, I will bring
order to the government.

1467
01:16:05,790 --> 01:16:08,780
This country will finally have
a president you can respect.

1468
01:16:08,890 --> 01:16:10,380
Look, is moose!

1469
01:16:10,490 --> 01:16:11,790
And no sooner had Bullwinkle
emerged from the printer

1470
01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:13,620
than his might yantlers
momentarily jammed

1471
01:16:13,730 --> 01:16:15,720
the quality control signal,

1472
01:16:15,830 --> 01:16:17,360
reversing the vegetation
process

1473
01:16:17,470 --> 01:16:20,440
and bringing Karen and Rocky
miraculously back to life.

1474
01:16:23,740 --> 01:16:25,940
Yes, eversince I was
a little sketch

1475
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:27,630
growing up in Pottsylvania,

1476
01:16:27,740 --> 01:16:29,940
I dreamed of
ruling the world.

1477
01:16:30,050 --> 01:16:31,040
Fearless Leader,

1478
01:16:31,150 --> 01:16:32,810
moose is loose!

1479
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:35,040
Get them!

1480
01:16:38,150 --> 01:16:39,180
Go! Go!

1481
01:16:40,890 --> 01:16:42,290
Now, where were we?

1482
01:16:42,390 --> 01:16:45,760
Yes. I always knew
I would rule the world someday.

1483
01:16:45,860 --> 01:16:47,390
Thas exactly
whatl'm going to do.

1484
01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:55,930
Ouch!

1485
01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:57,300
So vote for Fearless Leader

1486
01:16:57,410 --> 01:16:59,310
and make a little boy's
dream come true.

1487
01:17:02,110 --> 01:17:05,980
We will vote
for Fearless Leader.

1488
01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:08,850
Once I am elected,
there will be an end to chaos.

1489
01:17:08,950 --> 01:17:11,320
There will be discipline.

1490
01:17:11,420 --> 01:17:12,410
Because I'm going to run
this country...

1491
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:14,180
like a well-oiled machine...

1492
01:17:14,290 --> 01:17:16,120
I guess you could
call me a neat freak,

1493
01:17:16,230 --> 01:17:17,990
but we all have
our little foibles...

1494
01:17:20,630 --> 01:17:21,650
That tingles!

1495
01:17:24,130 --> 01:17:26,860
I'll be the president.

1496
01:17:26,970 --> 01:17:30,370
And with a single voice,
America will say...

1497
01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:34,700
Aaah!

1498
01:17:37,710 --> 01:17:39,770
Come on, Rock!
Wrap it all up!

1499
01:17:56,630 --> 01:17:58,000
Okay, Karen!

1500
01:17:58,100 --> 01:18:00,900
Bullwinkle,
finish the speech!

1501
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,840
Ahem...
Good evening, America.

1502
01:18:03,940 --> 01:18:06,570
Bullwinkle Moose here,
saying...

1503
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:08,230
Forgot my line.

1504
01:18:08,340 --> 01:18:10,140
Just tell 'em
to turn off the TV

1505
01:18:10,250 --> 01:18:12,410
and vote for
whoever they want.

1506
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:15,580
Turn off yourTV and vote
for whoever you want!

1507
01:18:15,690 --> 01:18:17,310
And whoever wins
the election,

1508
01:18:17,420 --> 01:18:20,250
replant the forest
in Frostbite Falls!

1509
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:22,260
And sure enough,
all across America,

1510
01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:24,490
RBTV viewers
turned off their sets

1511
01:18:24,590 --> 01:18:26,060
and faced
the diffiicult question

1512
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:27,820
of who they actually
wanted to vote for.

1513
01:18:36,770 --> 01:18:38,430
And the moment the machine
had been destroyed,

1514
01:18:38,540 --> 01:18:40,600
the three vegetables
from the FBI

1515
01:18:40,710 --> 01:18:43,410
immediately resumed
their human form.

1516
01:18:43,510 --> 01:18:45,610
Thanks, Agent Sympathy.

1517
01:18:55,060 --> 01:18:57,420
Freed at last from
Fearless Leader's evil grasp,

1518
01:18:57,530 --> 01:18:59,930
even the Pottsylvanian
spies rejoiced.

1519
01:19:02,370 --> 01:19:04,770
Well, we won't be
needing this anymore.

1520
01:19:04,870 --> 01:19:06,230
Yeah!

1521
01:19:06,340 --> 01:19:07,800
Oh, that reminds me!

1522
01:19:07,900 --> 01:19:09,460
I should E-mail
that nice Frank

1523
01:19:09,570 --> 01:19:10,870
an dthank him for his help.

1524
01:19:10,970 --> 01:19:12,630
Bullwinkle, no!

1525
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:16,080
Ooh!

1526
01:19:16,180 --> 01:19:17,440
Aaah!

1527
01:19:25,660 --> 01:19:27,490
Aaah!

1528
01:19:27,590 --> 01:19:29,750
Andso the three villains were
launchedup into the Internet,

1529
01:19:29,860 --> 01:19:31,380
where they wouldbe
heardfrom nomore.

1530
01:19:31,490 --> 01:19:33,620
Aaaaaugh!

1531
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:38,930
And so it came to pass
that the election

1532
01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:40,400
took place as planned.

1533
01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:43,300
Yes, Rocky and Bullwinkle
were stars once again.

1534
01:19:43,410 --> 01:19:46,270
RBTV changed its name
from "Really Bad Television"

1535
01:19:46,380 --> 01:19:48,570
to "Rocky and Bullwinkle
Television."

1536
01:19:48,710 --> 01:19:50,510
Whas the difference?

1537
01:19:50,610 --> 01:19:52,480
Sir, there's one thing
I still don't understand.

1538
01:19:54,220 --> 01:19:55,680
Why did you pick me
for this mission?

1539
01:19:55,790 --> 01:19:58,520
I mean, I'm clearly
not FBI material.

1540
01:19:58,620 --> 01:20:02,350
FBI material is what gets
thejob done, Ms. Sympathy.

1541
01:20:02,460 --> 01:20:04,820
If you needed an agent
to work with a cartoon

1542
01:20:04,930 --> 01:20:06,520
moose and squirrel,
who would you send?

1543
01:20:06,630 --> 01:20:10,360
Someone tough,
hard-boiled and cynical?

1544
01:20:10,470 --> 01:20:12,800
Or one of those
soft, squishy,

1545
01:20:12,900 --> 01:20:15,270
lovey-dovey,
idealistic types?

1546
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:18,200
Yes, sir.

1547
01:20:18,310 --> 01:20:19,770
Thank you, sir...

1548
01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:21,100
I think.

1549
01:20:21,210 --> 01:20:22,040
Affirmative.

1550
01:20:26,620 --> 01:20:29,520
Oh, by the way,

1551
01:20:29,620 --> 01:20:31,380
good work.

1552
01:20:46,940 --> 01:20:49,910
Well, I really want to thank
you guys for everything.

1553
01:20:50,010 --> 01:20:53,170
And I really...

1554
01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:54,900
Well, I really...

1555
01:20:55,010 --> 01:20:56,170
I'd really like to say

1556
01:20:56,280 --> 01:20:59,810
that I thinkwe made
a great team.

1557
01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:01,180
I'd really like to say...

1558
01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:03,550
that I think we made
a great team.

1559
01:21:03,650 --> 01:21:04,920
And if it hadn't been fo ryou,

1560
01:21:05,020 --> 01:21:08,180
I never would have learned...

1561
01:21:08,290 --> 01:21:09,720
And if it hadn't been for you,

1562
01:21:09,830 --> 01:21:11,660
I never would have learned...

1563
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:13,660
That what you believe in
when you're young,

1564
01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:16,430
can still be true
when you grow up.

1565
01:21:16,530 --> 01:21:18,860
Please don't
make me say that.

1566
01:21:18,970 --> 01:21:20,770
You gotta say it!

1567
01:21:20,870 --> 01:21:22,460
Who is she talking to?

1568
01:21:22,610 --> 01:21:24,440
You got me, Rock.

1569
01:21:24,540 --> 01:21:26,770
That what you believe in
when you'reyoung,

1570
01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:28,430
can still be true
when you grow up.

1571
01:21:32,550 --> 01:21:34,410
Anyway...

1572
01:21:34,520 --> 01:21:36,080
thanks for the adventure.

1573
01:21:50,530 --> 01:21:52,970
So long.

1574
01:21:53,070 --> 01:21:54,540
Where areyou going?

1575
01:21:56,010 --> 01:21:58,370
Um... the movies.

1576
01:22:01,580 --> 01:22:02,980
Ofcourse!

1577
01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:04,510
The movies!

1578
01:22:43,620 --> 01:22:45,350
Hi. Um...

1579
01:22:45,450 --> 01:22:47,420
sorry I'm late.

1580
01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:49,180
Oh...
thas okay.

1581
01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:18,150
And as Karen and Ole finally
went to the movies,

1582
01:23:18,250 --> 01:23:20,810
back in Frostbite Falls
the president carried out

1583
01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:24,450
the post-hypnotic suggestion
to replant the animated trees.

1584
01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:40,100
Mama!

1585
01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:41,870
Sonny boy!

1586
01:23:45,110 --> 01:23:47,880
Meanwhile, all was well
with our heroes.

1587
01:23:47,980 --> 01:23:49,750
Rocky was his oldself again...

1588
01:23:49,850 --> 01:23:51,840
Aw, I'll never forget
our trip to New York

1589
01:23:51,950 --> 01:23:54,220
to visit
President Washington!

1590
01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:55,880
Andso was Bullwinkle.

1591
01:23:57,660 --> 01:24:00,650
Yes, glad to be homein their
revitalized little town,

1592
01:24:00,760 --> 01:24:03,530
Rocky the flying squirrel
took a well-deserved joyride

1593
01:24:03,630 --> 01:24:06,290
through the sunny skies
of Frostbite Falls!

1594
01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:23,020
- Bye!
- Bye-bye!

1595
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:27,510
When you're feeling
like you're...

1596
01:26:27,610 --> 01:26:29,410
Out of touch

1597
01:26:29,510 --> 01:26:32,910
All alone and lost

1598
01:26:33,020 --> 01:26:35,250
And drifting
through the night

1599
01:26:35,350 --> 01:26:40,380
Just think back
toyounger times

1600
01:26:40,490 --> 01:26:44,360
And you'll fii nd
the light

1601
01:26:44,460 --> 01:26:49,420
See the world
for a while

1602
01:26:49,530 --> 01:26:54,700
Through the eyes
of a child

1603
01:26:54,800 --> 01:27:00,240
You will see
so much wonder

1604
01:27:00,340 --> 01:27:04,710
In your days

1605
01:27:04,810 --> 01:27:06,440
All thatyou believed

1606
01:27:06,550 --> 01:27:10,080
When you were small

1607
01:27:10,190 --> 01:27:11,780
Are still the dreams

1608
01:27:11,890 --> 01:27:14,860
That guide us all

1609
01:27:14,990 --> 01:27:18,290
The mirror shows
you've grown

1610
01:27:18,390 --> 01:27:22,190
But reflects
the child in you

1611
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:28,860
If you're lookin' out

1612
01:27:28,970 --> 01:27:31,600
On stormy skies

1613
01:27:31,710 --> 01:27:34,470
And empty fiields

1614
01:27:34,580 --> 01:27:37,810
Afraid to give it
one more try

1615
01:27:37,910 --> 01:27:42,870
See yourself
above the clouds

1616
01:27:42,990 --> 01:27:46,820
Spread your wings and fly

1617
01:27:46,920 --> 01:27:52,220
See the world
for a while

1618
01:27:52,330 --> 01:27:57,230
Through the eyes
of a child

1619
01:27:57,330 --> 01:28:02,740
You will see
so much wonder

1620
01:28:02,840 --> 01:28:07,000
In your days

1621
01:28:07,110 --> 01:28:09,010
All that you believed

1622
01:28:09,110 --> 01:28:12,670
When you were small

1623
01:28:12,780 --> 01:28:17,410
Are still the dreams
you carry on

1624
01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:20,780
lmagine what could be

1625
01:28:20,890 --> 01:28:24,920
If you just believed in you

1626
01:28:30,770 --> 01:28:33,170
When you were young

1627
01:28:33,270 --> 01:28:40,700
Who did you wanna be?

1628
01:28:40,810 --> 01:28:44,040
What is stopping you

1629
01:28:44,150 --> 01:28:48,850
From that dream?

1630
01:28:48,950 --> 01:28:51,650
This is whoyou are

1631
01:28:51,750 --> 01:28:54,380
Don't be afraid

1632
01:28:54,490 --> 01:28:58,950
The child in you
will never fail

1633
01:28:59,060 --> 01:29:04,330
The power to believe
is yours alone

1634
01:29:04,430 --> 01:29:09,430
No one can ever take
that child away

1635
01:29:31,330 --> 01:29:36,530
See the world
for a while

1636
01:29:36,630 --> 01:29:41,830
Through the eyes
of a child

1637
01:29:41,940 --> 01:29:47,240
You will see
so much wonder

1638
01:29:47,340 --> 01:29:51,610
In your days

1639
01:29:51,710 --> 01:29:53,340
All that you believed

1640
01:29:53,480 --> 01:29:57,180
When you were small

1641
01:29:57,290 --> 01:29:58,840
Are still the dreams

1642
01:29:58,950 --> 01:30:02,450
That guide us all

1643
01:30:02,560 --> 01:30:05,390
The mirror shows
you've grown

1644
01:30:05,490 --> 01:30:10,120
But reflects
the child in you

1645
01:30:13,300 --> 01:30:17,200
lfthere's
one thing I could

1646
01:30:17,310 --> 01:30:19,100
Say toyou

1647
01:30:19,210 --> 01:30:22,700
It would be to try

1648
01:30:22,810 --> 01:30:25,110
To makeyour dream
come true

1649
01:30:25,210 --> 01:30:30,280
You can do
almost anything

1650
01:30:30,390 --> 01:30:35,480
If you just believe...

1651
01:30:35,590 --> 01:30:39,930
If you just believe...

1652
01:30:40,030 --> 01:30:42,000
If only, only, only

1653
01:30:42,100 --> 01:30:47,540
You believe...