1 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,320 [birds quacking] 2 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,160 - Oh, mind your head. - Okay, thanks. 3 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,320 Bye. - Bye. 4 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,680 [Mark Morrison's "Return of the Mack"] 5 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,640 - We probably won't see each other again, right? 6 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,520 - It's unlikely. - Great. 7 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,640 ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:28,960 - ♪ Oh ♪ 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,680 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 10 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,960 ♪ Come on ♪ 11 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,320 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 12 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:36,640 ♪ ♪ 13 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,040 ♪ Well, I tried to tell you so ♪ 14 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:39,600 ♪ Yes, I did ♪ 15 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,000 ♪ But I guess you didn't know ♪ 16 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,200 ♪ As the saddest story goes ♪ 17 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,840 ♪ Baby, now I got the flow ♪ 18 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,320 ♪ 'Cause I knew it from the start ♪ 19 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,560 ♪ Baby, when you broke my heart ♪ 20 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:54,320 ♪ That I had to come again ♪ 21 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,760 ♪ And show you that I'd win ♪ 22 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:56,840 ♪ ♪ 23 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,040 ♪ You lied to me ♪ 24 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:01,920 ♪ All those times I said that I loved you ♪ 25 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,120 ♪ You lied to me ♪ 26 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,680 ♪ Even though you knew I'd die for you ♪ 27 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:09,040 ♪ You lied to me ♪ 28 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:12,480 ♪ Yes, I cried, yes I cried ♪ 29 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,120 ♪ Return of the Mack ♪ 30 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,280 ♪ There it is, return of the Mack ♪ 31 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,560 ♪ Come on, return of the Mack ♪ 32 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:19,680 ♪ Oh, my God ♪ 33 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:26,680 ♪ ♪ 34 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,200 - You had sex. - Yeah, boy! 35 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:36,400 Whoo! 36 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,400 Yes. Come on! 37 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,400 [punchy music] 38 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:44,480 ♪ ♪ 39 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,200 [Paul Williams' "Braces"] 40 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,320 - Do you have the hairbrush? - Uh, I have my hairbrush. 41 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,280 - Oh, come on. I'm gonna be late for work. 42 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,200 - Weren't you supposed to start, like, an hour ago? 43 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,200 - Oh, my God. Did the clocks change? 44 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:57,040 - Yeah, last month. - Oh, pathetic. 45 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,480 Oh, there it is. 46 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,040 [phone chimes] 47 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,920 - ♪ Don't be shy ♪ 48 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,680 - [chuckles] 49 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:09,160 Well, well, well, when it rains, it pours. 50 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:10,280 - What? 51 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:11,720 - ♪ Oh, Danny boy, ♪ 52 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,440 ♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling ♪ 53 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,440 - Dan? No, you cannot see him. 54 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,520 - I can't help it if these boys are obsessed with me. 55 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,440 - He's hot, but it's a bit naff. 56 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,120 - Yeah. 57 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,080 - What's he saying then? - Nothing. 58 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:26,880 - Oi! 59 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,960 - He just asked if I was around for a drink this afternoon. 60 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,160 - You freak. What'd you say? 61 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,280 - I said I might be, yeah. 62 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,680 Hey, oh, don't. - [grunts] 63 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:39,160 - Ugh. 64 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:41,520 - "LOL, yeah." - Mm-hmm. 65 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,840 - "Keen, keen, keen. Where and when? 66 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,160 I'm free all day." 67 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:48,120 - It's a casual, afternoon drink, 68 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:51,280 and if we have sex--if... - Oh, my God. 69 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,840 - We have sex... - Oh, my God. 70 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,800 - It means nothing. - Actually come on. 71 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:58,000 - Afternoon sex is basically an errand. 72 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,560 ♪ ♪ 73 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,880 - Fine, do what you want, but use protection. 74 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,280 - Mm-hmm. 75 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:04,280 - I'm not childproofing this flat. 76 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:05,680 - Okay. 77 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,000 - Do you really think it's a good idea? 78 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,360 - It's fine. I don't like him. 79 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,880 He's just my friend. 80 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,400 - So you're not gonna sleep with him then? 81 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,720 - Oh, no, I definitely will, yeah. 82 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,280 - Right. 83 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,600 - Honestly, I can stay to the end of the shift 84 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,120 if you can't cover. - No, it's fine. 85 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:20,960 It's fine. I can handle this lot. 86 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,360 [chuckles] Go do your thang, girl. 87 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:25,680 - Ugh, I've messed it up. 88 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,080 I shouldn't have drawn his teeth. 89 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,000 - I don't like him. 90 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:30,680 - Oh, Humphrey Bogart? - Yeah. 91 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,800 - Oh, right. 92 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:34,520 You know he's in the film you're about to watch? 93 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,160 - He wishes. 94 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,680 - Okay. 95 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:39,280 - Don't you think it's just hard to be friends 96 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,800 with people you've had sex with? - Well, we've had sex. 97 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,240 We're friends. - Well, yes. 98 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,800 But that's--that-- that's different. 99 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,800 That's, like, a different vibe, you know? 100 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:51,400 Plus it was only one time, barely even remember it. 101 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,840 If anything, I try to block it out. 102 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,400 - Oh, my God, I've written "Cabaslanca." 103 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:55,680 - No, no, please, please, please don't do that. 104 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,840 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no! - We can't. 105 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:58,000 We can't. We can't break it. 106 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,280 - We can't. - No, no, no! 107 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,560 - It's exact money. - It's so tiring. 108 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,720 - It takes us so long to-- - It's such a tiring thing. 109 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,800 [indistinct chatter] 110 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:12,400 - Hi. - Oh, my God. 111 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,520 Oh, hi. 112 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,800 - What are you doing, pretending to read again? 113 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:19,040 - Yes, that's good. 114 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,280 Oh, so good to see you. Hi, you look great. 115 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:22,560 - Thank you. 116 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,360 - Sorry I'm late. 117 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,680 - Oh, it's fine. No, no, no, it's fine. 118 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,360 Yeah, no, haven't been here for long, 119 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,160 so it's fine, good. 120 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,120 - So how are you? What's going on? 121 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,720 - I'm great. No, yeah, I'm great. 122 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,160 Just came from work. - Oh, how's the cinema biz? 123 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,720 - Great, it's booming. - Yeah? 124 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,280 You running the place yet? - Yes, finally, no. 125 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,240 Actually, they let me use the photocopier now 126 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,600 because I make this, like, monthly newsletter. 127 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,040 - Very cool. 128 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,160 - Yes, it's actually mainly just to tell them 129 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,560 not to download porn on our Wi-Fi. 130 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,600 - Really? God. 131 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:58,480 - No, it's all right. That was--that was a joke. 132 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,360 - Oh. [chuckles] 133 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,600 I mean, that's not a bad idea. [chuckles] 134 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,920 - [chuckles] No, yeah. 135 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,000 How's your work? How's the café? 136 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,600 Still in the café with the dusty cakes in the window? 137 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,040 - [chuckles] Yeah, yeah, still there. 138 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:16,600 But it's all chill. 139 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:18,480 I've just been sort of, yeah, mainly focusing 140 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,600 on my music really. - Sorry, what music? 141 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,600 - My music. You know about my music. 142 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:27,360 - Yeah, sorry, no, sorry, when you said--yeah, your music. 143 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,480 - Yeah. - Yes, I love it. 144 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,040 - Yeah, I know, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 145 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,040 - What kind of music is it? 146 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,160 - Ooh, at the minute, I've been trying 147 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:38,600 to move away from dub, but, like, it's impossible. 148 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,160 - Right. - You know what I mean? 149 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,800 - Yeah, I know you. 150 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,040 - All right, where is it? 151 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:47,480 Oh, bugger, oh, dear, hang on. There we are. 152 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:51,920 Aww, oh, look at that. 153 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,040 - It's nice. - Nice? 154 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:55,160 Oh, piss off. 155 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,120 That's fucking romantic, that is. 156 00:05:57,160 --> 00:06:00,000 Side-by-side burial plot. She's gonna lose her mind. 157 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,800 - I thought you said she wanted a new watch. 158 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,680 - Yeah, but that was a trap, see if I take the easy route. 159 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:04,920 Anyway, stop distracting me. 160 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,560 I'm trying to find you something. 161 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,360 - You're the one who started showing me burial plots. 162 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,400 - Ooh, yeah, here we are. 163 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,920 Now, the script is a piece of shit, 164 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,680 but the money is outrageous. 165 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:15,920 - What's the part? 166 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:20,160 - Todd Emery, an unlucky in love optometrist, 167 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:23,040 who falls in love with a blind girl. 168 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,000 Rachel McAdams already attached. 169 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,800 - Okay, this might be a crazy idea, 170 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:28,800 but how about we try and find something for me 171 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:30,720 that's actually good. - What? 172 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,680 Like a little indie film? - Don't know, maybe. 173 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:34,920 - Why? You putting on weight? 174 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,600 - Ugh, forget it. - Are you unwell? 175 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,400 Let me see. - Nothing's wrong with me. 176 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,120 - What's going on with you? Why are you doing this to me? 177 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,280 - And so kind of long story short, 178 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,480 it wasn't their cat, so I had to give the money back, 179 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,400 but they asked me to stay for dinner. 180 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,280 [laughs] - [chuckles] 181 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,280 - That's my Saturday. 182 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:54,800 What? 183 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,360 - I missed you. 184 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,600 - Ooh, okay, Dan. 185 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:04,360 - Jessie. - Oh. 186 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,160 Before this happens, I just want to say 187 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:09,920 I love being friends, and I would love to continue 188 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,480 that friendship. - Yeah, great, me too. 189 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,120 - Yeah, so obviously we can go back to my house, 190 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,040 but I just want to warn you there is a weird smell 191 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,560 in my room at the moment, but I feel like 192 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,920 if you know the context of the smell, 193 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,240 then it kind of feels weird... - Jessie. 194 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,600 - At least weird when you smell it. 195 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:25,800 - Jessie, wait, I--ugh. This is awkward. 196 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:30,000 Uh, you know I'm in a relationship, right? 197 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,800 - No, you aren't. - Yeah, I am big time. 198 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,720 - Ooh, so--who? Who's--who? 199 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,360 - Claire. 200 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,920 - Claire. Claire. 201 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:48,120 Oh, wow, Claire from the café. Oh, Claire. 202 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:51,160 Oh, Claire with the...fringe. She's got a fringe. 203 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:53,240 - How'd you know she's got a fringe? 204 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,480 - Oh, you know, anyone who follows her 205 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:55,800 on Instagram knows that. 206 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,160 She's--it's been a big transition for her. 207 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:01,400 Really big year, so that's-- no, no, no, I-- 208 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,720 that's so cool 'cause you and Claire 209 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,840 both have fringes. - Why are you being like this? 210 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,680 Like, you literally just said that you just wanna be friends. 211 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,040 - I don't--no, no, no, sorry, no, and I stand by that. 212 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:12,720 I totally stand by-- I wanna be your friend, 213 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:15,040 but I just feel like you sort of getting into 214 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:18,480 a proper relationship is sort of a step too far 215 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:22,360 and quite rude and ultimately uncalled for, so... 216 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:23,680 - Well, look, I mean, 217 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,920 we're pretty much open anyway, so... 218 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,720 - Oh, oh, okay, 219 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:31,000 cool, cool, dude, nice. [laughs] 220 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:34,840 This is not 1967 honestly. - Why are you lashing out at me? 221 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:36,480 - I am not lashing out. 222 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,840 The way I'm reacting to this is entirely consistent 223 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:40,880 with my personality. - Jessie, come on. 224 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,480 - Oh, sorry, my ride is two minutes away. 225 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:46,000 Um, give my love to fringe. 226 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,640 - It's Claire. - Yeah, whatever. 227 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:49,760 You do you. 228 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:52,120 - [sighs] Do you know what I mean? 229 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,120 It's like... 230 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,960 - I'm telling you I think it's cancer. 231 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,200 I don't have long. 232 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:58,600 - Cathy, you don't have eye cancer. 233 00:08:58,720 --> 00:08:59,960 - How do you know? You're not a doctor. 234 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,520 I've got all the symptoms. Look. 235 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,080 - That's not a-- you're just twitching your eye. 236 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,120 That's not a symptom. 237 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,320 - Thank you. - No worries. 238 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,720 - It was delicious by the way. 239 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,120 - Wow, I'm really glad. 240 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:18,760 - Thank you. - No worries. 241 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,000 Have a good night. - Thanks, you too. 242 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:27,720 - No. - What? 243 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,200 - You can't fuck civilians. 244 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:30,600 - She-- [sighs] 245 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,640 I should fire you. 246 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:36,360 - Oh, you're not gonna fire me. I "Star is Born"-ed you. 247 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:37,760 - You can't call people civilians. 248 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:40,000 - To you, that's what they are. 249 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,600 These girls know lots more about you 250 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,440 than you know about them. It's not normal. 251 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,720 - God. 252 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:46,320 - All I'm saying is there is a reason 253 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,960 actors date other actors. It's just easier. 254 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,480 - Wow, you're a true romantic, Cath. 255 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,200 - Well, it's easier for everyone. 256 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:53,840 I mean, half the time, these poor people 257 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,440 don't know what they're getting into with your lot. 258 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:58,440 I mean, look at Reese Witherspoon's husband. 259 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,960 - What about him? - He died. 260 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,080 - No, he didn't. - He didn't? 261 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,960 Well, who am I thinking of? 262 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,880 - Always a pleasure, Cath. 263 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,960 - I don't mean to scare you, and I'm not being dramatic, 264 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,760 but I will say this. 265 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,240 Dating someone like you will most likely 266 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,600 ruin a girl's life forever. - Wow, okay. 267 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:22,840 - Or worse, yours, or by extension mine, so... 268 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:23,880 - Yep. 269 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,760 - Just a few things to think about. 270 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:27,840 - Mm-hmm. - Okay? 271 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,240 - Okay. - I love you. 272 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,480 - I love you too. - I'm gonna skedaddle. 273 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,240 Oh, and listen. 274 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:35,480 If you think about eating bread, 275 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,720 call me, and I'll talk you down. 276 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:39,960 No bread. 277 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,120 Say it. 278 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:44,880 - No bread. - Got it. 279 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,080 - Fucking hell. 280 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:56,480 - So you're on a corner? You're on a corner. 281 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,960 - Fuck off. 282 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,120 No, I don't want to cancel because then 283 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,600 that's how they get your money. 284 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,960 They do the cancellation fees, and--no, not you. 285 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,880 I mean, like, the fat cats higher up. 286 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,120 You sound lovely. You sound great. 287 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:20,000 So I don't just--if you come around the block, 288 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:21,440 and I'll meet you on the corner. 289 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,320 I'm on the corner if that is any help. 290 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:27,240 It's just--yeah, okay, I'll see you then. 291 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,600 Great, I mean, super excited to meet you, man. 292 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,320 I mean, this is gonna be great. 293 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,240 All right, good-bye. 294 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,240 [grumbles quietly] 295 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:39,640 - Jessie. 296 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:44,240 - [laughs] Wow, hi. 297 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:45,640 - I just--I saw you through the window. 298 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:48,360 - Cool, yeah, nice. 299 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,240 - It's been a while. 300 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:51,240 - Yeah, just waiting for a car, 301 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,840 so...that's why I'm here. 302 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,960 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, are you following me? 303 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,360 - No. 304 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,600 - 'Cause obviously I'm not following you... 305 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,320 'cause, you know... - Jess! 306 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,840 you were the one that came to say hi from the window. 307 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,000 Oh, God, hi. 308 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,720 - Ah, you forgot your book. 309 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,600 - Great, thank you. - That's all right. 310 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,880 - Dan, this is Tom Tom, this is Dan. 311 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,080 - Hey. - Fuck off. 312 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:18,720 It's--you're that dude from-- from what's it called. 313 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,840 Mate, I'm such a big fan. - Are you? 314 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,120 - Yeah. 315 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,360 Hey, look, I know it's a bit awkward, 316 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,120 but I'll get a photo with you. 317 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,960 My brother's--like, he'd freak if he knew I was with you. 318 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,320 - No, that's cool. - You sure? 319 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,480 Jessie. 320 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:35,600 - Oh, oh, great, great. Okay. 321 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,200 Didn't know this one had a camera. 322 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,520 - [chuckles] This is mad. 323 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,840 How do you two know each other then? 324 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,480 - Okay, great, well, there we go 325 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,240 because my car's here actually, so good to see you, Tom. 326 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,120 Good to see you, Dan. It's me, so...oh, my God. 327 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,840 Literally insane. - Jessie-- 328 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,480 - Sorry, can I get a photo? - What? 329 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,120 - Yeah, of course. - Loved you in "The Avengers." 330 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,480 - I wasn't in that. - Yes, you were. 331 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,200 [indistinct chatter] 332 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,240 - Okay, so I got, like, half a pint left in the pub, 333 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,760 so I'm gonna bounce, all right? 334 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:02,200 Oh, actually, hey, do you want a little drink? 335 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,720 - No, you're good, mate. - You sure? 336 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:07,360 All right. Hey, this was nice, right? 337 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:08,840 - No, it wasn't. - Yeah, true. 338 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,840 [chuckles] All right, man, see you later. 339 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,880 - Can you take a photo? - Oh. 340 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,480 - No. - No, no, no. 341 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:17,600 - I can take yours too. - No, it's all right. 342 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,760 - Oh, my God, okay. 343 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,840 [indistinct chatter] 344 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,640 Hey--say hi to your girlfriend for me. 345 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,200 - What? - You--whoa. 346 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,880 - I don't have a girlfriend. 347 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,360 - Yes, you do-- stop ruining 348 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,240 my cool moment with the window. 349 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:38,240 - Can we just get a drink? - No. 350 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,080 - Wait, so you broke up on your birthday? 351 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,600 - Yep. 352 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,320 - You said that you broke up on New Year's Eve. 353 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,120 - That is my birthday. - Oh. 354 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,960 I'm so sorry. - Yeah. 355 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,320 - So do you combine parties, or do you-- 356 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,840 you just do another thing on another day? 357 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,840 - Are you sorry about me breaking up 358 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,000 or about my birthday being on New Year's Eve? 359 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,240 - Mainly the birthday--yeah, mainly the birthday thing. 360 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,120 - Yeah, me too, actually. - Oh, really? 361 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,480 It's probably 'cause-- [chuckles] 362 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:09,440 we--well, I nearly made "The Daily Mail" 363 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,840 the morning that you-- well, that we--yeah. 364 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,520 - Shit, I'm so sorry. - No, no, no, it's fine. 365 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,480 It was funny. It was quite funny. 366 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:19,120 They thought I was the cleaner, so you're safe. 367 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,360 I mean, the speed at which they assumed that 368 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,640 was pretty offensive. 369 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,520 - Well, that's ridiculous. 370 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,960 I mean, if anything, you left a real mess. 371 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,600 - Oh, my God. [gasps] 372 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:36,600 Oh, yeah, I--okay. - Mm-hmm. 373 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,000 - I didn't even put a towel down. 374 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,840 That was a bold move. 375 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,960 - My bed looked like a Jackson Pollock painting. 376 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,120 - Shut up. - I had to burn my sheets. 377 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,480 - [chuckles] No, you didn't. 378 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,880 - No, I didn't. 379 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,240 I put them in the freezer as a keepsake. 380 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,840 - [laughs] 381 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,720 Sorry, I just have to make a quick call. 382 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,520 Hello, Metropolitan Police. 383 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,600 I need--yeah, okay, no, I'll hold. 384 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,840 [chuckles] 385 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,960 - Who played the titular Father Ted? 386 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,640 - Dermot Morgan. 387 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,000 - Worth five points. - What? 388 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,120 - Quiz. 389 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,840 - And the answer is Dermot Morgan. 390 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,120 - Oh, you got it right! 391 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,440 - I love pub quizzes 392 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,320 in a healthy way, not in a psycho way. 393 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,720 - Yeah, me too. I love 'em. 394 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,360 I mean, people say I'm quite competitive 395 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:18,320 when I do it, but I don't think that--Zsa Zsa Gabor! 396 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,480 - Way too loud. What was that? 397 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,000 - I'm sorry. 398 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,520 - Just a reminder that teams need to pay 399 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,120 the five quid to participate in the quiz. 400 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,120 - Sorry. - Sorry. 401 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,840 - Question nine-- name three members 402 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,600 of the cast from the 1983 film "The Outsiders." 403 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,000 - C. Thomas Howell, Patrick Swayze, 404 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,480 Ralph Macchio, Emilio Estevez, 405 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,640 Tom Cruise, Rob Lowe, Matt Dillon. 406 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,720 - How do you know that? 407 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,480 - Oh, I used to be a virgin. - [chuckles] 408 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,840 - [chuckles] - Okay...that's gross. 409 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,200 - It's gross? 410 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,240 - No, you can't say that. - I can say that. 411 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,840 - That--well, okay. - Okay, no, no, no. 412 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,480 - What? - Okay, I have a good one. 413 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,320 A very good one. - Okay. 414 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:55,080 - Okay, I--the options are... - Give it to me. 415 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:59,240 - Either you can kill a chicken with your bare hands 416 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:04,240 or you can live with the chicken for a year. 417 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,000 - Live with the chicken. - No, sorry. 418 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,640 It has to live inside. - Why can't it live outside? 419 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,120 - Because the chicken's paying rent. 420 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,360 Do you want to be that kind of landlord? 421 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,840 - [sighs] - Really? 422 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:18,600 - Yeah, kill it. - Yeah, cool, I'd do the same. 423 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:23,520 Um, this is where I live. - Oh, looks nice. 424 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,960 - It is. Yes, it is. 425 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,600 It's very nice. 426 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:29,360 It's--the ninth of it that is ours is pretty cozy. 427 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:30,360 - Right. [chuckles] 428 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,720 - So... 429 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,720 I'll see you later. 430 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,840 - Actually, probably not. 431 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,840 I'm away for a bit now. - Oh, oh, cool. 432 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,360 - Yeah. - Yeah, where are you going? 433 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,520 - Prague. - Wow. 434 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,480 Can't just make up a country, Tom, 435 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,120 just so you don't-- 436 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,200 say, "Okay, I'm going to Prague." 437 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,760 Great. - Well, yeah, I am. 438 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:57,760 - Yeah, okay. [chuckles] 439 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,840 Well, it's good. 440 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,080 - Could I use your loo, actually? 441 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,400 - Yes, totally. - Yeah? 442 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,760 - No, of course, yes. - Cool. 443 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,240 - Should have said something earlier, yeah. 444 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,960 - Should we be winding a bit-- - Quiet. 445 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,160 - Yeah. - Okay, just bit a quiet. 446 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,280 - Where have you been? 447 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,920 I've been texting you-- 448 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,240 Hey, I'm Kate. 449 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,400 - Tom. - Yeah. 450 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,320 - Nice to meet you. - Tom. 451 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,440 - Tom's here to use the bathroom. 452 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,760 - Okay, cool, great, yeah, love it. 453 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:30,800 It's great up there. 454 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,200 - It's down there? - I can show you. 455 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,040 - It's up on the-- - Just on the left. 456 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,480 - Just on the left, yeah. - Okay. 457 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,480 - Up. 458 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,960 - What the fuck? - Shut up. 459 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,480 - What's he doing here? 460 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,680 I thought you were supposed to be with Dan. 461 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,040 - I was with Dan, and then Tom 462 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,880 was there for some reason, and then Dan 463 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,720 is now going out with Claire, and Claire has a fringe now. 464 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:00,720 A lot has happened, lot has happened. 465 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,240 - Oh, my God. 466 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,680 When it rains, it absolutely pisses itself. 467 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,760 What the fuck? We're out of fucking tea. 468 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,720 Will he have whiskey? 469 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,000 We have ice cream. 470 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,640 What's the vibe? - That's the thing. 471 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,480 I don't know what the vibe is because he was like, 472 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,880 "Do you wanna go for a drink?" And then we went for a drink. 473 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,280 And then he was like, "Oh, I'll 474 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,640 walk a little bit of the way with you." 475 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,640 And then he's walked all the way here, 476 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:20,880 and then now he's in here, 477 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,240 and he's upstairs in the bathroom, 478 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,800 and I don't know what that is as a vibe. 479 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:30,080 - Okay, so the vibe is that he has made some bullshit excuse 480 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,480 to come over to our house because he's in love with you 481 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,560 and you are going to have sex. - Stop it. 482 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,920 Stop it. Shut up. 483 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,240 - [gasps] 484 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,200 You're going to go to the Oscars. 485 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,480 - Shut up! 486 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,520 [indistinct arguing] 487 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,960 - You're insane! 488 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,920 [indistinct arguing] 489 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 - Have you seen how hot he is? - I know. 490 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,720 Just calm down. - You don't understand. 491 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,520 - You're gonna embarrass me. You're gonna embarrass me. 492 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,000 - This is the best thing ever. That's why I'm freaking out. 493 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,200 - [sighs] 494 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,960 What are you doing? 495 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,960 [indistinct arguing] 496 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,440 - You are making this hard. 497 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,480 - I'm gonna do whatever-- - I don't care--hey. 498 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,280 How is everything up there? 499 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,240 - You were right. It's a real party in there. 500 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:26,320 - Oh, thank you. - I'd better be off. 501 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,160 - Oh, are you sure? Because-- 502 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,400 - Yeah, no, of course, yeah, please. 503 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:31,960 - It was lovely to meet you. 504 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,640 - It was lovely to meet you, Tom. 505 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,720 - I'm sorry. - It was great to see you, pal. 506 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:50,000 - You too, yeah. [chuckles] 507 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,560 Um, I'll show you out, sorry. - Yeah, yeah, I'll just-- 508 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,480 I'll see you around. - Yeah, totally. 509 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,480 - Good night. - Night. 510 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,720 [soft jazz music] 511 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:20,720 ♪ ♪ 512 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:36,800 - "Pal." - "Pal." 513 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:39,240 - Yeah, it's not great. 514 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,680 - Oh. 515 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:46,440 ♪ ♪ 516 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,240 - Fucking "pal." 517 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:55,240 ♪ ♪