1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,830 Amen. 2 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,999 GoodShabbas. 3 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,000 Esther. 4 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,126 GoodShabbas. 5 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,210 Everybody have? 6 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:24,671 I love how shiny this bread is. 7 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:25,588 Challah. 8 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:27,460 Challah! 9 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:30,171 Yes. 10 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:34,764 No, no, Joanne, Joanne, Joanne. That is where Sasha sits. 11 00:00:34,784 --> 00:00:37,303 You are sitting on Noah's other side. 12 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,597 - Sorry. - What am I doing? 13 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:42,058 Oh. Thank you, m'lady. 14 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,318 Your mom is really strict about seating. 15 00:00:47,338 --> 00:00:48,773 - You'll get used to it. - Okay. 16 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:51,322 - Can I have the soup? - Oh yeah, soup. 17 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:54,367 I like you being atShabbat. It's my favorite time of the week. 18 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:57,787 I still think it's crazy you have dinner with your family every Friday. 19 00:00:57,807 --> 00:00:59,956 Some people would say this is a lot. 20 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:01,499 Well, family's important to me. 21 00:01:01,519 --> 00:01:03,710 Noah, family is important to me too. 22 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,874 We all share a Costco card. 23 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,626 Joanne. 24 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:10,717 No phones at the table, please. 25 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:15,096 Sorry. Morgan was just texting my mom happy birthday on our group chat. 26 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:17,307 Group chat? On your mother's birthday? A text? 27 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,892 - That's it? - Well... 28 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,101 It's Lynn's birthday? 29 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:23,396 Mother waits a whole day for the phone to ring? Day's almost over, six o'clock. 30 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,398 - Do you both hate your mother? - No. 31 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,901 I would kill to just be left alone on my birthday. 32 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:31,362 - I didn't know. I didn't call her. - Stop. It's not. Miscommunication. 33 00:01:31,382 --> 00:01:33,823 Her birthday is the 8th. Morgan thinks it's the 6th. 34 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:36,117 We've told her a zillion times. It just doesn't stick. 35 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:38,244 - Okay. Huh. - Today's the 6th. 36 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:39,996 - Correct. - And her birthday is today? 37 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:42,243 - The 8th. - Thank God I didn't miss it. Okay. 38 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:43,953 Okay. 39 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:45,496 Uh, what's the plan? 40 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,547 - What are we doing? - Mm. 41 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:50,710 Um... 42 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,218 I will call her. 43 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,380 Oh. 44 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:57,555 Saddest story ever told. Can I have a pickle, please? 45 00:01:57,575 --> 00:01:59,849 You don't do anything together? Nothing? 46 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:01,392 Not even a cake? Little candles? 47 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:03,478 Maybe a restaurant reservation? Please. 48 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,647 Balloon bouquet or an edible arrangement? 49 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,565 Don't you have any family traditions? 50 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:08,817 Yes. 51 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,277 We have family traditions. 52 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:14,359 - We just don't do them. - Mm. 53 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:16,991 Um... 54 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:21,371 Well, when I was little, my mom used to get takeout for our birthday breakfast 55 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,997 and then get donuts instead of a cake. 56 00:02:23,017 --> 00:02:24,207 - Oh. - Oh. 57 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,835 - Sorry. That sounds hard. - No, sounds good. Donuts are great. 58 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,461 Okay, so let's do that. 59 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:32,590 Oh, mm, I don't... I don't think my family's really the type. 60 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:35,093 Come on. You're joining my family for our traditions. 61 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:37,423 I wanna be part of that stuff with your family too. 62 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:42,225 Please. Listen. It'll be really fun. I'll plan the whole thing. 63 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:43,309 Text at six o'clock. 64 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:44,514 It's okay, Dad. 65 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:46,933 - Today's not her mom's birthday. - Still. 66 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:48,439 We have 48 hours. 67 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:50,687 The 8th. Oh, the 8th. 68 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:55,155 Wait, so why are you making Mom celebrate her birthday with us? 69 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,948 - Is she sick? - No, she's fine. 70 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:59,993 I just think it would be nice to circle back to family traditions. 71 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,536 It's important to Mom. 72 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:04,164 We both know Mom would rather do her rituals with Goldie, 73 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,833 where they eat chocolate mushrooms and cry outside. 74 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,460 Okay, fine. It means a lot to Noah, okay? 75 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:13,882 It was his idea, and family traditions are weirdly important to him. 76 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:17,260 So you wanna impress Noah by doing something we haven't done in 20 years? 77 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:21,389 Of course you don't get it. Okay. I am in a mature adult partnership. 78 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:24,559 Noah and I are figuring out how to be a "we." 79 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:26,853 And it's like a silent negotiation. 80 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:27,890 Ew. 81 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:30,440 - Hi. - Hey. 82 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,609 I'm working on my toast for Lynn tomorrow. 83 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:35,648 How long is yours gonna be? 'Cause it's weird if mine's longer. 84 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:38,698 - Um... - No, we don't do toasts. Mm-mm. 85 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,075 Toasts are for people who have nice things to say. 86 00:03:41,095 --> 00:03:43,203 Got it. Okay. Hey, here. 87 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,199 Can't just drink coffee all day. 88 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:48,458 Babe. Tracking my water intake? 89 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,543 - Mm. - God, that's so sweet. 90 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:51,836 Morgan, did you hear that? 91 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:54,547 Yeah. Don't you have, like, a job to go to or something? 92 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:57,842 Yeah, things are just a little bit slow right now. 93 00:03:57,862 --> 00:04:00,678 People are interested in working with Big Noah. 94 00:04:00,698 --> 00:04:03,139 Knocking on my door a little bit less. 95 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:04,974 I think he peaked at his first sermon. 96 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:07,894 Oh my gosh. He actually got the cover ofJewish Journal, 97 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:11,147 which, like, you don't know. You don't know how hard that is to get. 98 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:13,650 Oh God, Jesus. I thought you had the day off or something. 99 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:17,607 I didn't realize this would turn into such an awkward conversation. God. 100 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:22,408 Okay, can we just talk about how all of a sudden you're a babe girl? 101 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:23,868 You guys, Joanne is in deep. 102 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:26,788 I've never heard her call anyone babe before. 103 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:28,456 Can we talk about something else? 104 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:29,535 Um... 105 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,579 Do you have anything to share, Morgan? 106 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:35,124 Nope. I guess we'll have to pivot to audience questions. 107 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:39,884 "A guy ghosted me after I waited three months to have sex with him." 108 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:41,094 "What do I do?" 109 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,804 First of all, willpower. Um... 110 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,801 Mind if I throw my two cents in? 111 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:47,642 I thought you didn't want anything to do with the podcast. 112 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:50,144 I don't want any stuff about me on it, but, you know, 113 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:53,064 I don't mind offering a little advice on one question. 114 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,024 It's, uh, what I do. 115 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:57,318 - Okay, I don't know-- - A male perspective would be nice. 116 00:04:57,338 --> 00:04:58,444 Okay, great. 117 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:03,032 First of all, on behalf of all men, sorry. Ghosting is never cool. 118 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:05,868 In theTalmud, Hillel offers us the golden rule. 119 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:08,371 That which is hateful to you, do not do to others. 120 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:11,749 Now, we hear it all the time. Treat others how you want to be treated. 121 00:05:11,769 --> 00:05:14,794 But I think the reverse applies as well. 122 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:17,255 How you treat others is how you treat yourself. 123 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:21,676 So if he can't be honest with you, he's not honest with himself. 124 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,339 You don't want this guy. 125 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:27,515 Okay, Rabbi, that was a really good answer. 126 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:30,268 Yeah, I was just gonna say she might be bad in bed, but... 127 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:31,889 Next question? 128 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:35,101 Okay, on to the next. 129 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,817 "Can I go out with a guy my good friend dated 130 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,319 but was never official with?" 131 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,236 - No. - Yes. 132 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:42,864 - Yes. No. I'll take this one, Joanne. - No. 133 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:46,075 Hopefully, it ended amicably between them, but because it ended, 134 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:48,661 yes, you have every right to pursue a relationship. 135 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,830 I'm so sorry. I really, really disagree. 136 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,541 You can't ever date the ex of a friend 137 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:56,127 under any circumstance, and I'm sure Hillel would agree. 138 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:57,754 What about the rules of love? 139 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,673 Being territorial over someone it didn't work out with isn't cool. 140 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:03,801 They have to take a chance if they think this might be their person. 141 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:07,258 Okay, next question. Where's the last crazy place you guys had sex? 142 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:09,849 Um... 143 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,851 Oh. We don't do that. 144 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,311 - What do you mean? - We have... 145 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,520 You know what I mean. 146 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:17,774 Okay, fine, lame. Um, give me one juicy thing about your relationship. 147 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:18,733 Well, Morgan-- 148 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:20,943 The freakiest thing you guys have ever done. 149 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:23,821 We don't do anything that the audience would find interesting. 150 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:24,989 Wait, that's not true. 151 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:26,616 Okay, tell me more, Rabbi. 152 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:29,077 - Say more, into the mic. Into the mic. - Sorry, sorry. 153 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,908 - Absolutely. Sorry about her. - I'll let you get back to it. 154 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:35,416 So the thing about Morgan is that she doesn't understand privacy 155 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:38,211 based on the fact that all her passwords are 1234, 156 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,755 and I have a folder full of her nudes on my phone. 157 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,424 What the fuck? Now I have to change all my passwords. 158 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:46,047 Don't smile. It's not cute. 159 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,892 How much time do you think until Miri gets back? 160 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:57,605 Like, 42 minutes, you sick fuck. We are not going again. 161 00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:59,899 No, I was just thinking, like, we can, 162 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:02,860 you know, have some dessert, watch something funny on TV. 163 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:06,108 I love dessert. I love this idea. What do we have? 164 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,116 You were... I was first. 165 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,992 - No, I was... I was clearly first. - No. 166 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:12,036 Okay, we've got ice cream sandwiches? 167 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:13,616 Ice cream sandwich. 168 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,409 Thank you, babe. 169 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:18,626 - Hello! Are you... - Oh God, Mom! 170 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:20,503 - What? - What are you doing here? 171 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,463 I thought we grabbed your key back. 172 00:07:22,483 --> 00:07:23,965 Don't worry, I made a copy. 173 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,174 Hm. 174 00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:27,468 Could you excuse us for a moment, please? 175 00:07:27,488 --> 00:07:30,638 Oh, of course. So great to see you too. 176 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:33,224 - That's quite an outfit. - Oh, it's my pleasure. 177 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:35,560 - What the fuck? - Very original. 178 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,098 Sweetheart. 179 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,149 You're both half naked. 180 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:45,111 I mean, it's like a spark has reignited in this marriage. 181 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,232 Yeah. 182 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,198 But it's not going to last. 183 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:51,492 It's not? Why? What... What do you know? 184 00:07:51,512 --> 00:07:55,199 What I know is that you need to make the most of this moment. 185 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:57,827 Okay. I mean, I think I am. 186 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,460 - Have another baby. - Oh! 187 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,915 - Shh! Shh. - Mom, no. 188 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:07,049 Miri's perfect. We're one-hit wonders. We're not gonna have another baby. 189 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:09,844 Miri's amazing, but there is only one of her. 190 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,972 And babies. Babies are... are a blessing. 191 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,474 And we need more. 192 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,559 And I can't rely on Noah anymore. 193 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:19,604 Who knows how long it will take him to come to his senses? 194 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,225 I could be dead by then. 195 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,394 - Oh, Mom. - What? 196 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:25,438 I don't want you to die. 197 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:27,481 Don't worry. 198 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:30,192 I will always be with you. 199 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,617 I am gonna need that key back. 200 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:33,696 No. 201 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:42,126 Mm. Hi, Dad. 202 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:43,169 Hey, sweethearts. 203 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,463 Don't get up or help with any of this stuff. 204 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,757 - Sorry. Didn't know your arms were broken. - Good. 205 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,593 - Hey, Henry. Great to see you. - Hey, Noah. How are you? 206 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:53,471 Ah, I'm okay. I'm okay. Thank you for asking. 207 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:56,349 They actually, uh, hired a new head rabbi at my temple, 208 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,643 and so it's been a big change, and I'm kind of-- 209 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:01,312 Hey, do you wanna see a picture of the new guy I'm dating? 210 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,939 - Okay. - Oh, look there. 211 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,899 - Cute, right? - Oh yes. 212 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:08,361 That's Tony, and that's one of his chihuahuas. He's got three. 213 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,862 - Three chihuahuas? - Yeah. 214 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:12,573 We had a fight last night, and he still hasn't texted me. 215 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:13,616 - No, Dad. - I'm sorry. 216 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:17,286 We are focusing on Mom today, right now, and for the whole rest of the day. 217 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:18,621 - Okay? - Yeah. All right. 218 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:20,456 - I'm serious. - I'm serious too. 219 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:22,458 Morgan is bringing Thai food. What's next? 220 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:24,460 - Decorations. - Decorations, okay. Oh! 221 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,878 Ha-Happy birthday! 222 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:29,799 - Happy birthday! Yay! Yes! - Oh my. Oh my. 223 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,217 - Joanne. - Yay, happy-- 224 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:34,095 When do you think this will wrap up, so I can tell Goldie? 225 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:37,807 Uh, I don't think asking when it will end is in the spirit of the event. 226 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,768 Well, you know, I firmly believe you have to spend your birthday 227 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:43,479 in the energy you wanna manifest for the coming year. 228 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:44,772 - I need peace today. - Yeah. 229 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,983 - I don't want any fighting. - Yes. 230 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:50,069 No, there's no fighting. We're all here to celebrate you, Mom. 231 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,654 Look at all the stuff Noah brought. 232 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:54,740 And we got donuts, and, uh, he bought a tiara. 233 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,535 Also, these temporary tattoos that say Girl Power. We put 'em on. 234 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:58,661 It's very inspiring. 235 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,371 - Girl Power. - Girl power. 236 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,832 Oh my God. I always wanted a tramp stamp. 237 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,166 - Today's the day. - Hi. 238 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,377 - Sorry I'm late. - Yes, let's do it. 239 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:07,545 - Hi. - Hey. 240 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:10,047 This is Dr. Andy. 241 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:11,716 - Who? - Uh, hi. 242 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,593 I am Morgan's boyfriend. 243 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,630 Oh. 244 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,889 Please just call me Andy. Drop the doctor. I don't need that. 245 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:21,058 - Hey, Andy. I love your pants. - Thank you. 246 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:22,643 I'm so sorry. I'm confused. 247 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:25,813 Are you an escort, or are you doing a prank? 248 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:27,398 Oh my gosh. Well, this is Joanne. 249 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,650 - Yeah. - Has to be. That's a Joanne response. 250 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:32,153 - I know, right? - See? Immediately just walls up. 251 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,070 Anyway, I love it. 252 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,739 I'm so honored to meet you all. 253 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,366 I can't wait to get to know you. I'm gonna put this down. 254 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:39,697 - Right there, I bet. - Thank you, baby. 255 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,409 What? 256 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:45,875 Who is that? 257 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,788 He's my boyfriend. I just told you. 258 00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:50,963 - Not bad. I like him. - Thank you. 259 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,210 - I think he's sexy. - What's going on? 260 00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:55,760 She is fucking nuts if she thinks 261 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:58,262 she's in charge of me having a whole-ass baby. 262 00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:01,057 Is thisThe Handmaid's Tale? I never saw past season one, 263 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:04,180 but I don't think it gets any better for the gals. 264 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,729 I don't know. I think I hate the idea. 265 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,649 And when she first brought it up, I was, like, absolutely not. 266 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,686 Right? 267 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,943 Now that you seem, like, it's never gonna happen, 268 00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:14,857 I don't really know which way I'm leaning. 269 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:17,693 No, I mean... 270 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,950 I just loved it when Miri was little, 271 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:23,204 and she'd have a little temper tantrum and then she'd tire herself out, 272 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,414 and she'd fall asleep on my chest. I loved that. 273 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:29,627 Sash, we are five years away from being empty nesters. 274 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:32,004 We are so close. Think about the stuff we could do. 275 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,632 You could... You could finally get your ear pierced. 276 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,634 We could... We could take a dance class. 277 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,679 We could try new drugs. We could live in a cool neighborhood 278 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,384 instead of, like, right school district neighborhood. 279 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:46,560 We could stay in bed all of Sunday. Never get out of the bed. 280 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:49,683 This is the stuff we never got to do before we had Miri. 281 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:52,983 All right. Rock and roll. I'll do all that stuff with you. 282 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:54,276 - Really? - Uh-huh. 283 00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:55,523 Sash! 284 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,526 Except for the dancing. I'm too tall to dance. 285 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,742 Hey, who is this Tony guy Dad keeps talking about? 286 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,411 I didn't know him and Pat broke up. 287 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,706 Okay, I am not fucking talking about Pat. What is happening? 288 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,625 How do I not know that you have a boyfriend? Who is he? 289 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:12,294 Where did he come from? How long has this been going on? 290 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:15,459 Well, I've known him for a little while, but this all is very new. 291 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:19,218 - Okay, I saw you less than 24 hours ago. - So? 292 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,679 Since then, you've sent me a thousand text messages 293 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,681 asking whether or not you have a mustache. 294 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,434 I was trying to be private while I figured out how I felt. Okay? 295 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:29,937 - I do understand privacy, Joanne. - You call me about everything. 296 00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:33,816 You call me before a date, after a date. Half the time, you call when on the date. 297 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:37,069 So don't act like it's normal that you bring some random guy home, 298 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,946 who I've never even heard of, 299 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,240 to Mom's birthday and say he's your boyfriend. 300 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:44,201 Okay, he is not random, all right? Mm. 301 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:47,246 You're not the only one who gets to have a "mature adult" partnership. 302 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,785 A mature adult partnership? Are we on the same planet? 303 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:54,295 You know what? I'm gonna go help my boyfriend, Andy, set the table. 304 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:58,466 Oh, man, I'm telling you, it is just really hard dating at my age. 305 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,051 - Mm. - I wish I came out earlier. 306 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:03,220 This all wouldn't just feel so new to me. 307 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:06,015 Trust me, whenever you get out there, it's always confusing. 308 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,971 We all feel like we're messing up all the time, you know? 309 00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,270 - I think you're doing a great job. - Really? 310 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:15,144 I do. I absolutely do. I also think you need to give Tony a text. 311 00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:18,152 - I should texthim? - Yeah, you should text him. 312 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,858 Become worthy of the relationship you want. 313 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:26,989 You're really good at this. Traditionally, the tops text first. 314 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:30,122 I'm kidding. I'm not gonna tell you what position I am. 315 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,457 - I'm gonna text him. - Oh, it's... 316 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,162 - Thank you, Noah. - My pleasure. 317 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:37,838 - Hi. - Hey. 318 00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:40,424 - Having fun? - You know, Henry and I were bonding. 319 00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:42,593 - I think I said something that landed. - Great. 320 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:45,721 Keep letting him talk about himself, you'll become his favorite person. 321 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:46,842 Um, hey. 322 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:51,060 Can you go get to know Morgan's boyfriend, you know? 323 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,808 And do not come back with just, "He's from Ohio." I need details. 324 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,230 - Girl power. - Girl power. Thank you. 325 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:04,448 Hey, Mom, will you help me find the fun plates in the sauna? 326 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,403 - I love the fun plates. - Okay. 327 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,160 - We're pulling 'em out? - Yeah. 328 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:11,580 I think they're by the snowman. 329 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,748 Let me look. 330 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:14,041 Uh-huh. 331 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,669 I can't believe we're pulling 'em out. It's here. 332 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:20,589 No, what? Stop looking for the fun plates. I don't care about the fun plates. 333 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:23,843 - I don't know. Stop. Sit down. - You told me you wanted the fun plates. 334 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,595 Listen, did you know about Dr. Andy? 335 00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:29,932 He's so annoying. Like, is he even really a real doctor? 336 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,934 He's giving more life coach vibes. 337 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,645 Well, she might have mentioned it. I'm not sure. 338 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,981 You know, I can never keep up with your sister. 339 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,942 One day she's converting. The next day she's not converting. 340 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,861 Mom, that was me. 341 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,529 Both my girls are wild cards. 342 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,657 And you know, I'm not worried about Morgan's beau. 343 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:49,034 I have strong intuition. I like him. 344 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,579 Mm-mm. You're wrong. Something's off. It feels weird. 345 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,623 Otherwise, why would she have kept this from me for even a second? 346 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:58,752 We tell each other everything. It's like, what if he's got her in some Ponzi scheme? 347 00:14:58,772 --> 00:14:59,920 Or a pyramid scheme. 348 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,922 Remember when she lost all her money 349 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:05,009 to that guy who said he was gonna reinvent the hot dog for millennials, 350 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:07,219 and she kept saying, "It's a hot dog for us"? 351 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,637 Maybe he's just married. 352 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:12,141 No, Morgan's told me about plenty of married men. That can't be it. 353 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,351 Are you guys talking about me and Tony? 354 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,431 No, honey. 355 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,356 And here's some delicious rice. 356 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:22,610 Oh, baby, can you pour me some water so I don't get dehydrated? 357 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,862 Of course,principessa. 358 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:25,779 Oh my... 359 00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,068 You're so cute. 360 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,575 Thank you. 361 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,118 Of course, come here. 362 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,913 - Okay. I'm here. - So beautiful. 363 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,331 So cute. 364 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,582 Oh God. 365 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,918 So how'd you two meet? What's your story? 366 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,920 Give me every little detail. 367 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,297 - Okay. You go. - Well. Okay. 368 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,549 We met in therapy. 369 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,676 Mm. Group therapy. 370 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:51,347 Well, no, not group therapy. Um, but that's cool. Keep guessing. 371 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:54,141 Hm. Uh... 372 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:55,429 The waiting room. 373 00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,146 - Nope. Getting warmer though. - No. Yeah. 374 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,857 All right, let me think here. Uh... 375 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,734 The parking lot. No, no, wait. 376 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:07,029 Uh, the elevator from the parking lot. You met in the elevator. 377 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,651 - I'm Morgan's therapist. - Mm. 378 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:14,740 Oh. 379 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,375 - I wasn't warm at all. - I mean, he's not my therapist anymore. 380 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,627 No, of course I'm not her therapist anymore. 381 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,462 We had our closeout session last week. 382 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,714 - Of course. - It was really intense. He cried. 383 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,174 No, I didn't cry. I wept. 384 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,295 You did. 385 00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:29,593 Mm. 386 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,971 - And you make... You make... - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 387 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,597 It's like a Hallmark movie 388 00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:36,475 where two people pretend to be a couple for a big family gathering. 389 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:40,854 I love that movie. Melissa Joan Hart. People say I look like her. 390 00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:41,975 What? 391 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,233 - I can see-- - Hello. 392 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,813 - Oh, hi. - Hey, guys. 393 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:50,197 Was just chatting with Morgan and Dr. Andy. 394 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,032 I knew it. He's not a real doctor. 395 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,201 I couldn't imagine letting that guy operate on me. 396 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,578 - He's probably a chiropractor. - He's her therapist. 397 00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,747 - What? - Yep. Yep. Yep. 398 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,994 - Dr. Andy is Morgan's therapist. - No. 399 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,748 I kissed my therapist once. But he said it was a trust exercise. 400 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,714 Your responses are alarming. 401 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,341 I have to say, this is a very concerning situation. 402 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,261 Thank you. Someone finally normal. Thank you. 403 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,882 Our couples therapist? 404 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,098 - Yeah. - Oh my God. 405 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,850 Where is... Where is everybody? 406 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,935 Did anyone notice a brainwashy energy? 407 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,765 I'd love to be brainwashed. 408 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,815 What the hell? Are you out here talking shit about me? 409 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,316 He's your therapist. 410 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,569 - How do you expect us to react? - Here we go. 411 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:31,822 Oh, right, and you pick such perfect relationships, too, Joanne, right? 412 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:35,743 Look at Noah. Fucking loser, jobless, almost homeless, drifter boyfriend. 413 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,281 Fuck you, bitch! 414 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:43,203 Oh, Tony texted me back. Thank you, Noah. 415 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:48,797 You know what? Do not compare my relationship to your mental breakdown. 416 00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:50,966 Right, 'cause you're doing so great. 417 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:54,094 Pretending to care about some tradition none of us wanna be at 418 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,679 because you need to prove something. 419 00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:56,930 No, I don't. 420 00:17:56,950 --> 00:18:00,184 And I did tell you my therapist was in love with me many times. 421 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,977 Am I supposed to believe everything you say? 422 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,979 According to you, you could've been Meghan Markle. 423 00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:07,191 I said I saw Prince Harry at a bar, and there was a vibe, okay? 424 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:10,694 And there was a vibe. Why do you think I waited to tell you I fell for Andy? 425 00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:13,989 Because I knew that you would be judgmental about how we met. 426 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,866 Not that you noticed what's going on. 427 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:19,114 You're too caught up in your relationship. You know what? You all suck. 428 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,367 Come on, we're going. 429 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,001 And by the way, this is the first man I've brought home since my divorce, 430 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:28,212 and none of you have even tried to get to know him. 431 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,838 - Well, I did. - It's bullshit. 432 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:33,300 I guess we're still adjusting to the very jarring fact that 433 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,173 you two are breaking the law by dating. 434 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,431 Andy knows all of my trauma and all of my baggage, 435 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,682 and he accepts me for it. 436 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:43,727 By the way, you guys are where I got all my trauma and baggage. 437 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,522 This isn't the energy I want for the rest of my year. 438 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:50,562 You know, I'm so done with all of you. You know, none of you support me. Not one. 439 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:56,610 I know our relationship started out in an unorthodox way. 440 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,571 It's not perfect, but we're really happy. 441 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:16,880 You okay? 442 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,216 Will you come lay with me? 443 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,760 With your mom in her bed? 444 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,554 She's pretty locked into her movie. 445 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:26,848 Okay. 446 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,976 But no funny business. 447 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,610 So why are you sad? 448 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,529 Do you think I'm judgmental? 449 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,951 I mean, I think you're very passionate, and I think 450 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:50,414 sometimes you jump to extremes and commit really hard. 451 00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,458 I never do that. 452 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,300 - Give me one example when I did that. - Um... 453 00:19:56,320 --> 00:20:00,304 I mean, you called our sex life uninteresting on your podcast. 454 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,389 Wow. You really had that loaded and ready to go? 455 00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:03,927 - Okay. - Maybe. 456 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:07,477 You told me not to say anything personal about us, 457 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,229 so that was me avoiding it. 458 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,815 I know. I know you're just trying to respect my request. 459 00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:14,276 Well, off the record, obviously, 460 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,153 I know we do some pretty interesting stuff. 461 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:19,443 Oh, obvi. Just, you know, let everyone else know. 462 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,487 Can I give you some advice? 463 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,038 Are you my rabbi now? 464 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,868 No. Just your boyfriend. 465 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,412 I think you should support Morgan. 466 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:33,795 I can't. 467 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:38,634 I can't support her with an unethical therapist. 468 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:42,512 I'm not saying support the relationship. I just think you should support her. 469 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:45,552 I mean, it makes a lot of sense why she was scared to tell you. 470 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:47,637 She really cares what you think, 471 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,390 even though I know she swears she doesn't. 472 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,518 I guess that's true. 473 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,103 Damn. 474 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,023 You are really good at helping people. 475 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,275 Thank you. 476 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:04,488 I miss it. 477 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,116 I miss being needed by my community. 478 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,828 Sounds like you need a rabbi, Rabbi. 479 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:24,554 I'm sorry you don't get to do the job you always dreamed of. 480 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:25,592 Oh. 481 00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:27,427 I still will. 482 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:33,183 I'm sorry I pushed you all to celebrate my way. 483 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:37,521 I think I've just been channeling my energies into the wrong places. 484 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,774 I did have fun with your family though. 485 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,616 And I'll deny it, but... 486 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:48,073 ...I really loved being the one to tell you all he's her therapist. 487 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:52,124 - Noah Roklov. You're a gossip. - Mm-hmm. 488 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,122 That's against Jewish rules. You told me that when we met. 489 00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:56,540 Aw. 490 00:21:57,274 --> 00:22:00,043 Babe, you remember my first Judaism lesson. 491 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,759 I really love you. 492 00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:09,428 I love you. 493 00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:15,100 What a special moment for the three of us to share. 494 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:22,065 This is the energy I wanna manifest. 495 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,901 Me too, Lynn. 496 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,040 Hi. 497 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:43,628 Oh, great. Thanks for ordering me one. 498 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,133 - Andy suggested we talk, so I'll go first. - Mm. 499 00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:53,477 - Why does this bother you so much? - Because he's your therapist. 500 00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:56,808 Joanne, he knows every single thing about me, and he still loves me. 501 00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,394 I want my, you know, 502 00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:02,022 fairy tale too. 503 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:04,941 Okay. 504 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,360 Okay. 505 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:08,950 - Okay. - I get it. 506 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:11,787 I will try and do my best to give him a chance. 507 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:12,824 Thank you. 508 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,500 Today I'll be discussing Parshat Beshalach. 509 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,831 Now, after the Jews' departure from Egypt, 510 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,173 they had their freedom, but they had no food. 511 00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:24,800 They had no shelter. 512 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:29,174 They wandered through the wilderness without knowing what would happen next. 513 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,469 Rabbi Roklov? 514 00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:34,184 At my house? 515 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,806 - Hey, what's all this? - Have a seat. 516 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:39,564 Yeah, I was just in the pool. 517 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:42,395 I was practicing for my scuba lesson. 518 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,694 The wife and I are getting certified. 519 00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:46,113 - Wow. - Yeah. 520 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:47,948 Okay, so you're enjoying it. 521 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:49,241 Retirement? 522 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:53,453 Yeah. And, you know, the part of your life you didn't plan for. 523 00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:56,993 I'd say I'm asking for a friend, but I think we both know that's not true. 524 00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,204 And that's the point of faith, right? 525 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:01,957 It doesn't exist in the plans we make. 526 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,292 It exists in the unknown. 527 00:24:05,485 --> 00:24:08,213 Otherwise, tough decisions would be easy. There'd be no risk. 528 00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:12,264 All right, now, that's a cute baby. 529 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,306 She is cute. 530 00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:15,845 The moment after you take a leap of faith... 531 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,682 ...that's the scariest time. 532 00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:21,064 You know what? Fuck it. Let's do it. 533 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:23,395 - What? - Let's have another baby. 534 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:27,941 She's not that cute. 535 00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:30,235 Because you can't go back. 536 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,696 You don't know if it'll work out. 537 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:38,118 I've been freaking the fuck out about not working. Avoided it for years. 538 00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:40,078 Turns out, 539 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:43,873 I feel my most free when I'm in the water. 540 00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:46,251 Never could have planned for that. 541 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:50,297 But if you don't risk, you might not experience life. 542 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:55,594 You might never learn if that person is right for you, 543 00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:59,139 or if you love to swim. 544 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:01,850 Here's what I do know. 545 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,311 Over these last few days, 546 00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:06,563 I've been reminded 547 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:10,572 that there are people who need what I have to give. 548 00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:13,909 This new guy is a great rabbi 549 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:16,495 because we know what we're getting. 550 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,706 You are a great rabbi because you think outside the box. 551 00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:20,994 So trust yourself. 552 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,918 Figure it out. 553 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:26,499 Now, this congregation has begun its next chapter. 554 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,793 And it's not what I had planned. 555 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:32,297 So now I need to find my next chapter too. 556 00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:38,178 It's been an honor and a privilege getting to know you. 557 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:43,892 I love you all, and I plan to see you many more times throughout the years. 558 00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:47,562 It's time for me to wander through the wilderness. 559 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,067 Oh my God. 560 00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:56,034 This will be my final sermon at Temple Chai. 561 00:25:56,054 --> 00:26:00,163 My dirty secret in an old coat pocket 562 00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:04,334 My dirty laundry underneath your bed 563 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:08,630 I had a dream I had you in my kitchen 564 00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:14,339 And now you're in my head You're living in my head 565 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:25,647 A palamino in a midland accent 566 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:28,770 I wasn't wild, but I could have been 567 00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:33,655 I like the way You answer all my questions 568 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:38,780 Can I see you again? Can I see you again? 569 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:42,367 If I want to 570 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:46,955 If I have you on my mind 571 00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:50,291 If I'm patient 572 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:56,297 If it's complicated Then it's complicated