1 00:00:24,759 --> 00:00:28,039 Janosik The Highland Robber 2 00:00:39,119 --> 00:00:42,879 Part IX The Draft 3 00:03:08,599 --> 00:03:09,599 Let me see it. 4 00:03:16,879 --> 00:03:17,879 What is this? 5 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:19,839 - What? - This. 6 00:03:22,399 --> 00:03:23,599 This? Wojtuś. 7 00:03:24,119 --> 00:03:26,199 I can see it's Wojtuś, you moron! 8 00:03:26,279 --> 00:03:27,839 Do you think I can't read? 9 00:03:29,479 --> 00:03:30,839 You studied in Vienna. 10 00:03:30,959 --> 00:03:32,919 Of course, I studied in Vienna. 11 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:35,239 Why didn't I stay there? 12 00:03:35,439 --> 00:03:37,479 We're all better off with you here. 13 00:03:37,559 --> 00:03:41,279 Yes, but if I didn't keep an eye on you, you'd make me a beggar. 14 00:03:43,959 --> 00:03:48,079 Speaking of... I have carefully prepared a list for you. 15 00:03:48,879 --> 00:03:51,519 We'll draft only the sons of the poorest. 16 00:03:51,879 --> 00:03:54,279 They are a risky and rebellious element. 17 00:03:55,719 --> 00:03:59,199 So for your lordship's own good... 18 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:02,679 Wait, where's the initial list? 19 00:04:03,679 --> 00:04:04,679 What list? 20 00:04:05,519 --> 00:04:07,119 The village head told me... 21 00:04:07,559 --> 00:04:12,079 that the initial list included names of the richest peasants. 22 00:04:12,359 --> 00:04:13,719 Well, what do you know? 23 00:04:14,559 --> 00:04:17,639 So this is what you meant! I completely forgot. 24 00:04:18,879 --> 00:04:19,919 Let me explain. 25 00:04:20,799 --> 00:04:22,639 Yes, there was an initial list. 26 00:04:23,599 --> 00:04:26,399 The village heads listed peasants with whom... 27 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:28,119 they had scores to settle. 28 00:04:28,319 --> 00:04:30,199 Such injustice was unacceptable. 29 00:04:30,399 --> 00:04:34,399 Everyone would have blamed you. Your repute was at risk. 30 00:04:34,519 --> 00:04:38,479 - Is that a threat? - Me threaten your lordship? Never! 31 00:04:39,559 --> 00:04:41,519 I want to see the money... 32 00:04:41,719 --> 00:04:44,079 you took from the rich peasants... 33 00:04:44,399 --> 00:04:46,639 for deleting their sons from the list. 34 00:04:50,479 --> 00:04:53,559 Shall I call witnesses? 35 00:04:55,079 --> 00:04:58,199 I want to see the money here on the table by tomorrow. 36 00:04:58,719 --> 00:04:59,759 Do you understand? 37 00:05:02,559 --> 00:05:03,919 Now give me the letter. 38 00:05:08,639 --> 00:05:09,679 I'll sign it. 39 00:05:10,479 --> 00:05:13,359 The sooner they are sent to the army, the better. 40 00:05:34,199 --> 00:05:36,679 "By the order of his majesty... 41 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:39,919 the emperor of Austria and king of Hungary... 42 00:05:40,079 --> 00:05:43,999 we announce a conscription of peasants fit for military service. 43 00:05:45,399 --> 00:05:47,119 Those listed below... 44 00:05:47,959 --> 00:05:49,959 are to be ready for departure. 45 00:05:50,799 --> 00:05:54,559 Józef of Hruby, Stefan Morduła... 46 00:05:55,079 --> 00:05:57,119 - He's my only son! - Be quiet. 47 00:05:57,199 --> 00:05:58,559 Lord have mercy! 48 00:05:58,719 --> 00:06:03,719 Who will take care of me and work in the field? 49 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:06,079 Shut up, woman! 50 00:06:06,159 --> 00:06:07,639 I can't help you. 51 00:06:08,559 --> 00:06:12,119 The Count's orders are final. 52 00:06:13,079 --> 00:06:15,359 - If it was up to me... - Where's Rubiś? 53 00:06:16,319 --> 00:06:18,719 Rubiś was on the list and now he's not. 54 00:06:21,399 --> 00:06:22,399 Skoblik Jan... 55 00:06:23,799 --> 00:06:25,359 Wincenty Pyrosz... 56 00:06:26,639 --> 00:06:28,119 Jan Maciejczyk... 57 00:06:29,439 --> 00:06:30,679 Paweł Kula... 58 00:06:31,039 --> 00:06:33,999 Who pays well saves their son. 59 00:06:35,439 --> 00:06:36,759 Jerzy Gazda... 60 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:39,359 Wincenty Polok... 61 00:06:40,319 --> 00:06:41,479 Wojciech Roj... 62 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,239 Stanisław Król-Misiaga... 63 00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:48,359 Give me the chunks from the bottom... 64 00:06:57,079 --> 00:07:00,439 Tell us the rest of the story. 65 00:07:00,919 --> 00:07:02,119 I'm telling you. 66 00:07:03,759 --> 00:07:05,919 They were at each other's throats. 67 00:07:06,639 --> 00:07:09,879 The farmer was smart and not afraid of the devil... 68 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:12,839 he was punching him hard in the face. 69 00:07:13,039 --> 00:07:15,959 Wait, who was punching whom? 70 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:19,799 The devil or the farmer? 71 00:07:19,879 --> 00:07:21,079 So the devil says... 72 00:07:22,119 --> 00:07:23,119 "Let's bet... 73 00:07:23,799 --> 00:07:28,639 whoever brings a better horse to the field tomorrow morning... 74 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:31,319 gets all the oats". 75 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:34,639 What happened next? 76 00:07:37,399 --> 00:07:39,839 The farmer had no choice but to agree. 77 00:07:41,119 --> 00:07:43,039 He went back home, all upset. 78 00:07:43,399 --> 00:07:45,519 His wife asked what the problem was. 79 00:07:46,279 --> 00:07:47,639 He told her everything. 80 00:07:49,559 --> 00:07:51,279 "We've got plenty of time"... 81 00:07:52,159 --> 00:07:55,519 said the woman and they went to sleep. 82 00:07:57,359 --> 00:08:02,999 The next morning, the devil comes on a fine mount... 83 00:08:03,079 --> 00:08:05,199 a golden striped one. 84 00:08:06,039 --> 00:08:08,479 Across the field comes the farmer 85 00:08:09,119 --> 00:08:11,039 riding on his naked wife. 86 00:08:12,239 --> 00:08:14,999 Seeing him, the devil screamed... 87 00:08:15,559 --> 00:08:19,159 "Take the oats, I don't want them", and ran away. 88 00:08:23,119 --> 00:08:24,199 True story. 89 00:08:26,119 --> 00:08:27,639 It's Maryna... 90 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:33,079 Kuśmider! 91 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,599 Wait for me here. 92 00:08:45,119 --> 00:08:47,479 Follow me to the vault. 93 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:52,679 Come in, Maryna. Please sit here. 94 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:54,839 Have a drink. 95 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:56,159 Take a bite. 96 00:09:01,079 --> 00:09:02,839 Why are you so sad, Maryna? 97 00:09:04,279 --> 00:09:05,679 There's an army draft. 98 00:09:05,959 --> 00:09:08,319 They've always taken boys to the army. 99 00:09:08,399 --> 00:09:09,439 True. 100 00:09:09,639 --> 00:09:11,919 Who's going to work in the fields? 101 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:13,639 Who'll help the old folks? 102 00:09:14,479 --> 00:09:16,959 Have you ever served in the imperial army? 103 00:09:17,119 --> 00:09:18,159 - Who, me? - Yes. 104 00:09:18,799 --> 00:09:19,879 Ah, me! 105 00:09:21,159 --> 00:09:23,599 Thank God, I was lucky I haven't. 106 00:09:24,479 --> 00:09:26,359 They don't take those like you. 107 00:09:27,639 --> 00:09:28,639 Why not? 108 00:09:29,039 --> 00:09:30,879 They wouldn't have enough food! 109 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:33,439 Maryna! 110 00:09:35,839 --> 00:09:38,119 - What did you just say?! - Who? Me? 111 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:43,439 Have the peasants pay to the burgrave to change the list. 112 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:46,719 Go. 113 00:09:47,279 --> 00:09:49,039 I'll square up with him later. 114 00:10:13,439 --> 00:10:15,239 Why are you bothering me again? 115 00:10:48,039 --> 00:10:49,479 What do you want? 116 00:10:53,839 --> 00:10:55,199 Your lordship... 117 00:10:56,599 --> 00:11:00,239 we would like to kindly ask you... 118 00:11:01,599 --> 00:11:06,879 so that our sons... 119 00:11:07,799 --> 00:11:09,799 I bet you want me to release... 120 00:11:11,479 --> 00:11:13,959 your sons from military service. 121 00:11:15,439 --> 00:11:18,239 Yes, my lord. Our sons can't go. 122 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:20,799 We need them in the fields... 123 00:11:21,119 --> 00:11:22,439 Alright, get out. 124 00:11:23,279 --> 00:11:26,319 - What? - I said get out! 125 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:39,759 I won't punish you for bribery... 126 00:11:40,639 --> 00:11:42,759 but get out unless you want to die! 127 00:11:42,839 --> 00:11:45,759 Guards! Take them away! 128 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:50,159 Hold it! What about our money? 129 00:11:50,879 --> 00:11:52,759 All our money gone! 130 00:12:23,319 --> 00:12:25,519 - And? - And nothing. 131 00:12:26,319 --> 00:12:28,479 - Did he take the money? - He did. 132 00:12:29,599 --> 00:12:31,239 And he set the dogs on us. 133 00:12:31,759 --> 00:12:34,199 - What about the boys? - To the army. 134 00:12:35,919 --> 00:12:39,079 We lost both our money and our boys. 135 00:12:41,959 --> 00:12:43,399 What are we going to do? 136 00:12:44,799 --> 00:12:46,239 He was always a thief... 137 00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:52,599 but to set dogs on poor people... 138 00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:02,519 We'll think of something. 139 00:13:03,439 --> 00:13:06,119 Janosik said he would be back before noon. 140 00:13:06,679 --> 00:13:07,999 What else can he do? 141 00:13:08,639 --> 00:13:10,639 He's already given his money away. 142 00:13:10,799 --> 00:13:13,599 Poor Mrs. Skoblik prostrated herself all night. 143 00:13:14,159 --> 00:13:16,239 She'll starve if they take her boy. 144 00:13:16,759 --> 00:13:19,759 Stop worrying, it's breaking my heart. 145 00:13:20,879 --> 00:13:22,719 I'll get the money back myself! 146 00:13:22,799 --> 00:13:24,319 Who cares about the money? 147 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,239 They'll waste our boys' lives. 148 00:13:48,279 --> 00:13:49,279 So... 149 00:13:51,639 --> 00:13:54,759 I need to deliver ten men from the village... 150 00:13:55,159 --> 00:13:56,999 to the imperial army. 151 00:13:59,279 --> 00:14:02,679 I don't care who they are. 152 00:14:03,879 --> 00:14:07,399 I got these from your poorer neighbours. 153 00:14:08,359 --> 00:14:11,719 So I deleted their sons from the list. 154 00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:18,039 What are we supposed to do then? 155 00:14:20,439 --> 00:14:24,039 I am an honest man who puts things straight. 156 00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:30,319 Whoever pays more, gets their problem solved properly. 157 00:14:30,799 --> 00:14:31,919 Understood? 158 00:14:32,159 --> 00:14:34,799 What about our money, my lord? 159 00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:35,959 What money? 160 00:14:37,479 --> 00:14:40,639 Oh, those thalers... 161 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:44,919 They were confiscated by the Count. 162 00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:48,359 He considered them his and he took them. 163 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:55,239 But we've already paid once. 164 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:58,839 I told you what I want and you can do whatever you like. 165 00:15:04,079 --> 00:15:05,079 We can chip in. 166 00:15:08,839 --> 00:15:10,479 Three thalers each. 167 00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:30,239 In that case, we'll add more money... 168 00:15:31,079 --> 00:15:33,079 to match what our neighbours paid. 169 00:15:37,159 --> 00:15:40,559 Alright, out of pure generosity, I'll make the others go. 170 00:15:41,919 --> 00:15:44,519 Thank you very much. 171 00:15:51,119 --> 00:15:54,319 Thank you. May God be with you. 172 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,839 Move it, everybody out. 173 00:16:40,319 --> 00:16:41,519 I told you to leave. 174 00:16:49,639 --> 00:16:50,639 Why are you here? 175 00:16:51,119 --> 00:16:52,839 I came in for a visit. 176 00:16:55,519 --> 00:16:56,959 A visit, you say? 177 00:16:59,399 --> 00:17:00,399 Well... 178 00:17:01,079 --> 00:17:02,799 Fantastic, my dear bandit. 179 00:17:03,479 --> 00:17:05,799 I saved a space for you in the dungeon. 180 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:07,759 Take him away! 181 00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:09,839 Guards! 182 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,999 Stop yelling. Everyone's out at the courtyard. 183 00:17:13,479 --> 00:17:16,359 The guards are defending peasants from your dogs. 184 00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:19,599 Guards! 185 00:17:21,519 --> 00:17:23,359 It's just you and me, burgrave. 186 00:17:28,199 --> 00:17:29,199 Let's talk then. 187 00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,919 We have quite a lot to talk about. 188 00:17:34,919 --> 00:17:37,799 But we never seem to have enough time. 189 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:42,959 Put the gun down. 190 00:17:44,559 --> 00:17:46,439 You might hurt yourself. 191 00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:50,839 I don't intend to kill you... 192 00:17:51,319 --> 00:17:53,399 and I'll spare you again this time. 193 00:18:10,279 --> 00:18:12,479 Aren't you ashamed to rip people off? 194 00:18:15,399 --> 00:18:16,519 They gave it to me. 195 00:18:39,079 --> 00:18:40,799 Let's go. Move it! 196 00:18:43,639 --> 00:18:44,999 Hurry up! Stop! 197 00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:47,239 On the floor! 198 00:18:47,719 --> 00:18:48,719 On the floor! 199 00:19:32,599 --> 00:19:34,359 He's good to go. 200 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,839 Next! 201 00:19:42,439 --> 00:19:43,439 Undress! 202 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:46,559 Move it! 203 00:19:52,079 --> 00:19:55,039 This one's no good, too young. 204 00:19:55,719 --> 00:19:58,599 - Go back home. - Go back home. 205 00:20:02,079 --> 00:20:03,119 Next! 206 00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:13,799 Get going! 207 00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:48,919 What is this? 208 00:20:49,559 --> 00:20:53,999 The burgrave repaid his loan with interest. 209 00:20:56,719 --> 00:20:57,719 Chieftain... 210 00:20:59,239 --> 00:21:00,239 Maryna was here. 211 00:21:01,759 --> 00:21:05,719 She said the burgrave chased them away and kept the money. 212 00:21:07,479 --> 00:21:09,679 I saw them take men in the village. 213 00:21:10,159 --> 00:21:12,639 - We have to save them. - There's no point. 214 00:21:12,719 --> 00:21:15,759 They'll send more soldiers and take the men anyway. 215 00:21:16,159 --> 00:21:19,119 - And they'll burn the village. - Kwiczoł is right. 216 00:21:19,239 --> 00:21:21,639 - We have to buy them out. - Jesus Christ. 217 00:21:21,919 --> 00:21:24,239 They'll want loads of money. 218 00:21:24,839 --> 00:21:27,719 We'll give them money. But not ours. 219 00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:26,439 - Welcome! Please come in. - Thank you. 220 00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:32,119 Thank you very much. 221 00:22:37,919 --> 00:22:40,039 A toast to the lords! 222 00:22:41,199 --> 00:22:44,159 Cheers! 223 00:22:44,639 --> 00:22:46,719 To the bride and groom! 224 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,239 Long may they live! 225 00:22:48,999 --> 00:22:51,479 Where are you going? Take it to the table. 226 00:22:57,239 --> 00:22:59,799 To the young couple! Bottoms up! 227 00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:24,679 - Who's your master? - The lord of Zbyszyce. 228 00:23:25,879 --> 00:23:28,719 Lord sword-bearer, is this your man? 229 00:23:31,839 --> 00:23:34,439 If he says he's mine, then he's mine. 230 00:23:47,319 --> 00:23:49,319 Would you gift him to the bride? 231 00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:52,119 Absolutely! She may have him! 232 00:23:52,479 --> 00:23:53,759 Thank you, my lord. 233 00:23:55,959 --> 00:23:57,039 What's your name? 234 00:24:01,879 --> 00:24:02,919 Jaśko. 235 00:24:08,519 --> 00:24:09,519 Bring some wine. 236 00:24:12,559 --> 00:24:14,399 You forgot to ask if I agreed. 237 00:24:16,479 --> 00:24:18,199 Jealous of a village servant? 238 00:24:20,279 --> 00:24:21,799 We've got our own menials. 239 00:24:23,319 --> 00:24:24,959 You can never have too many. 240 00:24:29,199 --> 00:24:31,519 Long live the bride and groom! 241 00:24:31,639 --> 00:24:34,639 Long live the bride and groom! 242 00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:43,479 Kiss her! 243 00:24:55,559 --> 00:24:57,839 What are you nosing around for? 244 00:24:59,079 --> 00:25:01,319 The bride told me to prepare wine. 245 00:25:01,879 --> 00:25:02,999 Hurry, you fool! 246 00:25:55,279 --> 00:25:57,759 The chieftain's been gone for a long time. 247 00:25:58,119 --> 00:25:59,119 Let's go. 248 00:26:21,759 --> 00:26:22,799 Wake up. 249 00:26:34,399 --> 00:26:35,479 That's it. 250 00:26:40,439 --> 00:26:41,439 Jaśko! 251 00:26:43,879 --> 00:26:46,279 Take the lord to his chamber. 252 00:26:58,919 --> 00:27:00,919 Just watch my treasure chest. 253 00:27:01,839 --> 00:27:04,159 Don't worry, I'll take good care of it. 254 00:27:22,679 --> 00:27:23,719 Veto! 255 00:29:49,719 --> 00:29:50,719 You thief... 256 00:29:54,079 --> 00:29:56,519 Robber! Help! 257 00:29:57,239 --> 00:29:59,799 You bandit... Thief! 258 00:30:01,999 --> 00:30:05,199 There's no point shouting, my lady. Everyone's asleep. 259 00:30:07,079 --> 00:30:09,679 Help! Help! 260 00:30:10,439 --> 00:30:12,319 Hurry! 261 00:30:13,439 --> 00:30:15,159 He's a robber, get him! 262 00:30:19,559 --> 00:30:23,279 It would be a pleasure to die at such lovely hands. 263 00:30:46,919 --> 00:30:48,879 Chieftain, what happened to them? 264 00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:51,439 No idea. They must have seen a devil. 265 00:30:51,919 --> 00:30:52,919 You mean me? 266 00:30:53,399 --> 00:30:55,839 You don't look exactly like an angel. 267 00:31:08,799 --> 00:31:09,799 Chieftain! 268 00:31:15,759 --> 00:31:16,759 Chieftain! 269 00:31:19,719 --> 00:31:20,719 Chieftain! 270 00:31:21,759 --> 00:31:22,959 Alright, I'm coming. 271 00:31:35,199 --> 00:31:36,199 You bandit! 272 00:31:59,319 --> 00:32:01,199 Jesus Christ, so much food! 273 00:32:11,279 --> 00:32:13,039 Take this, Pyzdra. 274 00:32:19,679 --> 00:32:21,639 To the bride and groom! 275 00:32:24,119 --> 00:32:26,559 Come on, boys! Let's drink! 276 00:32:31,639 --> 00:32:32,759 You idiot. 277 00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:37,319 It's poisoned. 278 00:32:37,439 --> 00:32:38,799 Let's get to work. 279 00:32:46,159 --> 00:32:47,199 Take him! 280 00:32:48,119 --> 00:32:49,319 Grab him! 281 00:32:50,879 --> 00:32:52,119 He's so heavy! 282 00:33:03,839 --> 00:33:05,999 Gąsior, let's put him here. 283 00:33:08,999 --> 00:33:10,359 Take it to the cart. 284 00:33:12,239 --> 00:33:13,839 Let's get going. 285 00:33:19,319 --> 00:33:20,399 Veto! 286 00:33:21,199 --> 00:33:22,359 Veto! 287 00:34:22,919 --> 00:34:24,599 Tell your men not to shoot. 288 00:34:47,999 --> 00:34:49,199 Don't shoot! 289 00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:33,799 What do you want from me? What have I done to you? 290 00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:36,279 Sit down, captain. Please stay calm. 291 00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:44,639 Give me back those men. 292 00:35:46,319 --> 00:35:47,359 I can't. 293 00:35:48,359 --> 00:35:50,559 I'll be shot if I don't bring them. 294 00:35:52,399 --> 00:35:54,159 I can give you others instead. 295 00:35:55,199 --> 00:35:56,599 How many have you got? 296 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,279 Ten. One for one. 297 00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:03,319 One for one you say? 298 00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:08,599 A peasant is a peasant. I don't care. 299 00:36:09,519 --> 00:36:12,279 Since it's so important to you... 300 00:36:12,519 --> 00:36:16,359 we can work it out somehow. 301 00:36:21,119 --> 00:36:22,799 Release the conscripts! 302 00:36:28,479 --> 00:36:30,519 Move it! Faster! 303 00:36:49,679 --> 00:36:51,039 Give them the lackeys. 304 00:36:53,319 --> 00:36:56,239 Calm down boys. 305 00:36:57,679 --> 00:37:02,079 The soldiers will take you home. 306 00:37:02,599 --> 00:37:05,279 Stand up slowly and go wait by that pine. 307 00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:18,239 Everything seems fine. 308 00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:21,319 As long as nobody else knows. 309 00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:23,439 We'd like that very much, too. 310 00:37:25,359 --> 00:37:27,759 Just make sure they stay gagged... 311 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,879 otherwise they are very noisy. 312 00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:32,399 Good advice. 313 00:37:32,839 --> 00:37:34,359 I hate noise. 314 00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,159 I hope we'll meet again. 315 00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:15,519 I must say I feel sorry for those boys. 316 00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:17,759 True. 317 00:38:18,119 --> 00:38:21,119 The women will be surprised we exchanged their men. 318 00:38:22,119 --> 00:38:25,959 You should be thankful they didn't take you to the imperial army. 319 00:38:26,399 --> 00:38:28,999 I took myself... into the woods. 320 00:38:30,079 --> 00:38:32,559 And the court lost a potential hero. 321 00:38:33,159 --> 00:38:34,279 You got that right. 322 00:38:35,399 --> 00:38:37,679 I could've become... a general. 323 00:38:40,599 --> 00:38:42,919 Well, our job is done here. 324 00:38:44,399 --> 00:38:47,479 Take the peasants back and make a fine dinner. 325 00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:49,599 I'll take a lamb. 326 00:38:50,999 --> 00:38:53,159 I'll go and find a maiden's wreath... 327 00:38:53,439 --> 00:38:55,959 it's the midsummer night after all. 328 00:38:57,559 --> 00:38:59,359 I'll take the lamb and... 329 00:39:00,359 --> 00:39:01,399 A wreath... 330 00:39:34,959 --> 00:39:36,719 You look like old Mrs. Pacuła. 331 00:39:40,199 --> 00:39:41,719 Is this how you say hello? 332 00:39:43,519 --> 00:39:45,439 And I'm bringing great news... 333 00:39:45,519 --> 00:39:47,399 - What news? - What do you mean? 334 00:39:48,919 --> 00:39:51,639 The boys are on their way back to the village. 335 00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,119 What do you see? 336 00:40:57,319 --> 00:41:00,119 Seems they're going to have a bath in the river. 337 00:41:18,119 --> 00:41:21,359 - Never seen people bathe? - Not him and her together. 338 00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:33,839 Get down or I'll shoot you! 339 00:41:34,279 --> 00:41:35,439 Give me a second. 340 00:41:37,839 --> 00:41:38,839 I said get down. 341 00:41:55,839 --> 00:41:57,039 Where are you going? 342 00:41:57,119 --> 00:41:59,319 I thought I could have a bath, too. 343 00:41:59,479 --> 00:42:00,479 Sit down now. 344 00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:03,359 We'll have a bath later, in two weeks. 345 00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:04,479 Now play. 346 00:42:04,799 --> 00:42:05,799 But they can? 347 00:42:06,479 --> 00:42:08,439 He's the chieftain. Play now. 348 00:42:11,359 --> 00:42:13,999 Where the devil gives up, a woman carries on. 349 00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:18,679 Let me tell you about women. 350 00:42:20,439 --> 00:42:21,919 Adam lived in paradise... 351 00:42:23,559 --> 00:42:25,359 but he missed company. 352 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:28,159 God saw his sorrow... 353 00:42:29,199 --> 00:42:31,919 and because he has a kind heart, he thought... 354 00:42:33,119 --> 00:42:36,319 he may do something to make Adam happy. 355 00:42:38,559 --> 00:42:42,439 So he invented a woman. Get it? 356 00:42:43,559 --> 00:42:46,759 One dark night, he came to Adam... 357 00:42:47,999 --> 00:42:50,599 and took his rib out... 358 00:42:52,079 --> 00:42:53,479 to make Eve. 359 00:42:54,599 --> 00:42:56,719 When all of a sudden... 360 00:42:57,439 --> 00:43:01,079 a huge hound burst out of the bushes... 361 00:43:01,959 --> 00:43:04,439 grabbed the rib and back into the woods. 362 00:43:05,279 --> 00:43:07,159 So God began chasing it. 363 00:43:09,199 --> 00:43:11,679 Eventually, at the paradise border... 364 00:43:12,639 --> 00:43:15,879 God grabbed the dog by the tail. 365 00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:19,279 And broke it off. 366 00:43:21,639 --> 00:43:23,519 What was poor God to do? 367 00:43:24,639 --> 00:43:27,519 He made a woman out of a dog's tail! 368 00:43:28,999 --> 00:43:30,599 This is the story of women. 369 00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:34,679 Wait, how was it? 370 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,319 First, there was God... 371 00:43:38,919 --> 00:43:40,879 then there was Adam... 372 00:43:41,679 --> 00:43:43,519 then a dog... 373 00:43:43,599 --> 00:43:45,439 and finally, there was a woman. 374 00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:50,359 Women, can't live with them... 375 00:43:51,799 --> 00:43:53,279 ...can't live... 376 00:43:55,159 --> 00:43:56,319 ...without them.