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...french toast.

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One time when I was eating

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French toast at a restaurant,

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I started laughing,

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And then I started choking.

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So the lady who ran

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The restaurant made me leave.

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So let's hear your horn.

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Yeah, play that funky music,

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White girl.

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You know, I'm halalf latina.

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Then hit it, moochacha.

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I think it's broken.

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Here, let me fix it.

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It's not broken.

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Beck, Beck, hey, you guys!

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Leave him alone!

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Oh, get off...

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What are you doing?

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Get off of me!

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Who is this chick?!

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Relax, relax, relax.

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Yo, yo, come on!

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What are you doing?

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That guy was beating up Beck.

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Oh, you poor thing.

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We were practicing.

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This is Russ.

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I'm Russ.

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He's a professional stuntman.

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I invited him here

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To teach the class

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About stage fighting.

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And now, Tori says,

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"What's stage fighting?"

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I wasn't gonna say that.

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What is it?

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Fake fighting

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That looks real,

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Like for a play or a movie.

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I took a class

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With him last summer.

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Well, it looked

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Like he was hurting you.

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Why do you care?

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'Cause I figure, he already

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Suffers enough pain dating you.

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You wanna see pain?

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Hey, why don't we go

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Sit over there?

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Why does she hate me?

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Maybe she heard you play

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The french horn.

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Now, if I throw a punch

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At Cat, like this...

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...it's easy to see

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That my fist didn't connect

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With her face.

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Thank you.

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But if we stage it

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From a different angle, then...

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Like I showed you?

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Sound effect, ready?

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All set.

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To the audience or camera,

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It'll look like this.

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I'm okay, everyone.

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All right, I'm gonna pair

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You guys up,

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And each team will work

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With Russ this week

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To prepare a fight scene.

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I thought his name was Steve.

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He does look like a Steve.

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My name is Russ.

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Okay, and on friday,

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You will all perform

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Your fight scenes here

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In front of the class.

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Now, the pairs will be:

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Beck and Cat, Andre and Gwen,

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Darren and Jess, Tori and Jade.

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Tori and who?

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Uh, wait,

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I'm not comfortable

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With my partner.

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Just a sec.

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Hey, partner.

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I can't wait

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For our fight...scene.

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Gulp.

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Status report!

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Status report!

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Will you please read

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The next line?

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I don't wanna help

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You rehearse.

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I made you oatmeal

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This morning.

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I wanted a steak sandwich.

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Okay, auditioning next

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Are Trina Vega

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And robbie shapiro.

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Oh, no, no, no!

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The puppet guy?

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Excuse me.

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Could I please audition

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With someone else?

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You know,

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You can whisper that.

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It's just an audition.

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But...

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Leave the puppet.

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Hey, it's cool.

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Just set me down

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Next to the hot blonde.

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Wait up.

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Walk faster.

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I'll walk faster.

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All right.

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It's World War II, 1944.

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You're in a submarine,

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1,700 feet down

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In the atlantic ocean,

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And you're probably gonna die.

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Action.

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Oh, my God, lieutenant,

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Status report.

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We've been hit

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On the port side, captain,

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Our engines are failing.

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Torpedoes?

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None left.

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Oye.

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How deep are we?

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1,700 feet.

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We're gonna have

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To go deeper.

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But we'll,

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I'm-plode!

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Implode.

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But we'll implode!

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Listen, I'd rather die

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Down here than live up there,

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Captured by the enemy.

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I don't know

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If you are brave or insane.

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Hey, stop it.

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You're a soldier.

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I'm also a woman

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Who loves you.

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That was fantastic!

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Ah, that's not your line.

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It's not my line.

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Actually, that was great,

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You guys.

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Really?

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'Cause if you thought

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I was great with him,

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Just imagine me

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With a good actor.

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Huh, I'll do that.

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Bring in the next two.

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Robbie.

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Scene.

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Look at her.

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Who?

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Jade, I guarantee you

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She's telling Beck

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All about how

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She's gonna punch me

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When we do our scene.

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I wonder

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If mirrors work in outer space.

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I mean, what am I gonna do

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If she really hits me?

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Bleed, burst into tears.

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I'm serious.

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It's stage fighting.

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No one really hits anybody.

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Yeah, but accidents happen,

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And what if she makes

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An accident happen on purpose?

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You know, the word mirror

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Has only six letters

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And half of them are rs?

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Haven't you and Jade

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Been rehearsing?

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Yeah, yesterday, after school

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And this morning,

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During study hall.

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And did she hit you for real?

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No, 'cause she probably wants

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To wait and do it

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In front of the whole class

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To humiliate me.

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Well, if she does,

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She loses half a letter grade.

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Oh, great!

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So she gets an "a minus"

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And I get a broken eye

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And a black nose.

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I think you meant...

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I know what I meant.

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My dog has a black nose.

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It's so cute.

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It's like a baby meatball.

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Meatballs are brown.

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You're so mean to me!

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You want half a sandwich?

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Hey, baby sister.

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Andy.

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Andre.

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Wanna sit with us?

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No.

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What's up, a-listers?

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What's up?

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No, no, man,

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They're gonna take my pants!

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Hey, hey, Trina!

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Excuse me, move, please, go now.

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Wait, wait, wait, don't...go.

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I'm not with...

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Why are you sitting here?

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I don't know, just hanging.

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I hope that was soy milk.

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What's the matter with you?

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If I drink regular milk,

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Then the gas builds up

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And up and up, and I...

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Why did you kiss me?!

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Oh, because we

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Like each other.

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We what?

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The audition scene,

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That kiss.

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Robbie, I was playing a part.

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The script said

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That my character

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Kisses your character.

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So that's what happened.

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That's all that happened.

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Would you be willing

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To convert to judaism?

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Wow, you've got problems.

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It's not a deal breaker,

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But...

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Rex!

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All right, who took his pants?!

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I'll call you.

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Yes, don't.

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I'm not in love

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With your mother.

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Don't!

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And scene.

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Next up, we have

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Tori and Jade.

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Okay, for our scene,

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I'm gonna be playing an old lady

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Who's walking home

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From a bingo game.

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And I play a brutal mugger.

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Yes, a brutal mugger

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Who mugs me

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Without actually hurting me.

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Okay, as always, be careful,

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And if anything goes wrong,

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Just yell the safe word,

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Which is...butternut.

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Okay, guys, ready?

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And...

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Butternut.

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What.

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Tori, what's the problem?

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I was testing the safe word.

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It works.

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Okay, I'm ready.

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And...action.

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Oh, I certainly did

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Enjoy the bingo,

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Although I do miss bob hope.

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Give me your money.

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What?!

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I ain't playing?

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Give me your money

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And your watch.

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Oh, wouldn't you rather

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Have this?

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Butternut!

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She's bleeding.

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Cut.

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Let me see, let me see.

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Are you okay?

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No, Tori hit me

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In the face for real.

296
00:12:47,071 --> 00:12:48,338
No, I didn't.

297
00:12:48,372 --> 00:12:50,007
Tell that to my bloody eye.

298
00:12:50,608 --> 00:12:51,007
All right,

299
00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:51,742
You better sit down.

300
00:12:51,776 --> 00:12:52,810
Somebody grab a chair.

301
00:12:52,844 --> 00:12:54,211
Yeah quickly, get a chair.

302
00:12:54,245 --> 00:12:55,212
Beck, get a chair.

303
00:12:55,246 --> 00:12:56,346
Here, here, here.

304
00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:57,347
Yeah, there we go.

305
00:12:57,381 --> 00:12:58,581
Just sit down.

306
00:13:01,718 --> 00:13:04,853
That was a breakaway chair.

307
00:13:04,888 --> 00:13:07,568
Aw, butternut!

308
00:13:14,638 --> 00:13:15,872
It hurts?

309
00:13:20,845 --> 00:13:21,411
Why did you hit Jade

310
00:13:21,446 --> 00:13:22,646
In the face with a cane?

311
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:23,480
I didn't!

312
00:13:23,514 --> 00:13:24,714
Okay, I believe you.

313
00:13:24,749 --> 00:13:26,583
Don't hit me.

314
00:13:26,618 --> 00:13:27,951
Will you back me up here?

315
00:13:27,985 --> 00:13:29,218
Okay, look, I'm sure Tori

316
00:13:29,253 --> 00:13:30,352
Didn't mean to whack Jade

317
00:13:30,387 --> 00:13:31,720
In the face with the cane.

318
00:13:31,755 --> 00:13:33,122
Oh, why does everyone

319
00:13:33,156 --> 00:13:34,656
Think I hit her?

320
00:13:34,691 --> 00:13:36,158
Well, we were watching

321
00:13:36,192 --> 00:13:37,525
You guys do a scene.

322
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,526
You hit her across the face

323
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,727
With your cane.

324
00:13:39,762 --> 00:13:40,595
She fell down.

325
00:13:40,629 --> 00:13:41,195
And now, her eye's

326
00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:42,563
All bloody.

327
00:13:42,598 --> 00:13:43,264
Well, that doesn't mean

328
00:13:43,298 --> 00:13:46,001
I hit her?

329
00:13:46,035 --> 00:13:50,472
I kinda think it does.

330
00:13:50,507 --> 00:13:51,006
Jade, you know

331
00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:52,007
I didn't hit you.

332
00:13:52,042 --> 00:13:53,542
I swung, but I missed.

333
00:13:53,577 --> 00:13:55,578
Look, Tori...

334
00:13:56,546 --> 00:13:57,613
Hey, we gotta get her

335
00:13:57,648 --> 00:13:58,614
To the nurse.

336
00:13:58,649 --> 00:14:00,149
But I didn't hit her.

337
00:14:00,184 --> 00:14:01,617
Can someone call my mom?

338
00:14:01,652 --> 00:14:02,418
I'll call your mom.

339
00:14:02,453 --> 00:14:03,386
She doesn't need her mom.

340
00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:04,620
Don't bother her mom!

341
00:14:04,654 --> 00:14:09,057
I gotta call her mom.

342
00:14:09,092 --> 00:14:10,158
And I thought we were just

343
00:14:10,193 --> 00:14:12,461
Starting to be friends.

344
00:14:12,495 --> 00:14:20,902
But I didn't...

345
00:14:20,936 --> 00:14:22,803
No, no,

346
00:14:22,838 --> 00:14:25,406
I didn't get the role.

347
00:14:25,441 --> 00:14:26,074
I don't know.

348
00:14:26,108 --> 00:14:27,042
Probably 'cause I'm too pretty

349
00:14:27,076 --> 00:14:29,644
To be on a submarine.

350
00:14:29,679 --> 00:14:30,512
Yes, I am.

351
00:14:30,546 --> 00:14:31,747
Shut up.

352
00:14:32,715 --> 00:14:37,521
One sec.

353
00:14:40,258 --> 00:14:42,393
Oh, my God!

354
00:14:42,427 --> 00:14:45,129
Do you like stuffed cabbage?

355
00:14:45,164 --> 00:14:46,263
My mom made this,

356
00:14:46,298 --> 00:14:46,931
And if you have

357
00:14:46,965 --> 00:14:47,731
A couple of extra forks,

358
00:14:47,766 --> 00:14:48,365
I thought maybe...

359
00:14:48,399 --> 00:14:49,667
I don't like you.

360
00:14:49,701 --> 00:14:50,568
Yeah, you can say that

361
00:14:50,602 --> 00:14:52,402
But I know how I felt.

362
00:14:52,437 --> 00:14:53,270
There is no way

363
00:14:53,305 --> 00:14:54,438
That you can kiss me like that

364
00:14:54,473 --> 00:14:57,441
And not feel the...

365
00:14:57,475 --> 00:14:58,075
So you're just gonna

366
00:14:58,109 --> 00:15:02,780
Close the door...and lock it.

367
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:03,380
And then turn off

368
00:15:03,414 --> 00:15:06,149
The porch light?

369
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:23,100
Oh, hey, Tori!

370
00:15:23,134 --> 00:15:27,136
Have a seat.

371
00:15:27,171 --> 00:15:28,604
You look a little worried?

372
00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:29,371
Yeaeah, well, it's not fun

373
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:29,905
Getting called into

374
00:15:29,940 --> 00:15:31,607
The guidance counselor's office?

375
00:15:31,641 --> 00:15:32,908
You're not in trouble.

376
00:15:32,942 --> 00:15:34,409
I'm here to help you

377
00:15:34,443 --> 00:15:36,778
With your violence issues.

378
00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:38,379
I'm not violent.

379
00:15:38,414 --> 00:15:39,380
I believe you.

380
00:15:39,415 --> 00:15:45,387
Then why is he here?

381
00:15:45,421 --> 00:15:46,554
Tori, I know that Jade

382
00:15:46,589 --> 00:15:47,255
Probably isn't

383
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:48,624
Your favorite person.

384
00:15:48,658 --> 00:15:49,558
So?

385
00:15:49,592 --> 00:15:50,626
So in life, just because

386
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:52,228
We may not like someone,

387
00:15:52,262 --> 00:15:52,795
That doesn't mean

388
00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:53,496
It's okay to beat 'em

389
00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:54,530
With a cane.

390
00:15:56,033 --> 00:16:00,404
Oh, relax, Derrick.

391
00:16:00,438 --> 00:16:01,172
I did not hit Jade

392
00:16:01,206 --> 00:16:02,207
With that cane.

393
00:16:02,241 --> 00:16:02,941
Then how do you explain

394
00:16:02,975 --> 00:16:04,309
Her black eye?

395
00:16:04,343 --> 00:16:07,145
I don't know.

396
00:16:07,179 --> 00:16:10,314
I'm just getting water.

397
00:16:10,349 --> 00:16:11,048
Listen, you were under

398
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:12,383
A lot of stress

399
00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:12,917
And you were worried

400
00:16:12,951 --> 00:16:14,118
That Jade was gonna hit you,

401
00:16:14,153 --> 00:16:15,119
Right?

402
00:16:15,153 --> 00:16:16,520
Well, yeah.

403
00:16:16,555 --> 00:16:18,422
So you were afraid.

404
00:16:18,457 --> 00:16:20,324
Your adrenaline was pumping,

405
00:16:20,359 --> 00:16:21,693
And maybe in the heat

406
00:16:21,727 --> 00:16:23,895
Of the moment,
you swung on Jade

407
00:16:23,929 --> 00:16:26,498
With that cane for real.

408
00:16:26,532 --> 00:16:27,632
Maybe...

409
00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:33,039
Maybe.

410
00:16:33,073 --> 00:16:34,241
I guess it's possible.

411
00:16:36,744 --> 00:16:40,814
Derrick!

412
00:16:40,849 --> 00:16:42,016
Now, don't you feel better

413
00:16:42,051 --> 00:16:43,518
Admitting that you hit Jade?

414
00:16:43,552 --> 00:16:44,953
If I say, yes, can I go?

415
00:16:44,987 --> 00:16:45,286
Sure.

416
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,687
Okay, fine, then, yes.

417
00:16:46,722 --> 00:16:47,588
Wait, aren't you gonna

418
00:16:47,623 --> 00:16:48,189
Punish her?

419
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,391
Don't hit him.

420
00:16:50,425 --> 00:16:52,226
I wasn't gonna.

421
00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:52,759
Can you just tell me

422
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:53,860
My punishment?

423
00:16:53,895 --> 00:16:55,061
Two weeks of detention.

424
00:16:55,763 --> 00:16:56,229
And...

425
00:16:56,263 --> 00:16:56,796
And?

426
00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:57,663
On friday night,

427
00:16:57,697 --> 00:16:58,864
The middle school's doing a play

428
00:16:58,899 --> 00:17:00,232
Here in the black box theatre.

429
00:17:00,266 --> 00:17:00,733
It ends with a big

430
00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:02,067
Food fight scene.

431
00:17:03,069 --> 00:17:04,002
So, you have to clean

432
00:17:04,036 --> 00:17:05,704
The theatre after the show.

433
00:17:05,738 --> 00:17:06,505
You know, scrape the food

434
00:17:06,539 --> 00:17:07,506
Off the walls.

435
00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:08,073
I'd have said

436
00:17:08,107 --> 00:17:09,274
Three weeks detention.

437
00:17:10,743 --> 00:17:11,310
I'll pull it.

438
00:17:20,621 --> 00:17:23,424
Hey, how ya feeling?

439
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:24,959
My eye hurts.

440
00:17:24,993 --> 00:17:27,595
Oh, yeah, which one?

441
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,897
Cute.

442
00:17:29,931 --> 00:17:31,366
I want coffee.

443
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,601
What's the magic word?

444
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:36,172
Get me some coffee...

445
00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:37,173
Please.

446
00:17:37,207 --> 00:17:37,840
Actually, the magic word

447
00:17:37,874 --> 00:17:38,874
Was lotion.

448
00:17:38,909 --> 00:17:39,776
But I'll accept your "please,"

449
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,679
'Cause you got a boo-Boo eye.

450
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:43,379
Two sugars.

451
00:17:43,414 --> 00:17:46,182
I know what to do.

452
00:17:46,217 --> 00:17:47,650
Come on.

453
00:17:47,685 --> 00:17:48,451
Go out with me

454
00:17:48,486 --> 00:17:49,686
On saturday night.

455
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,054
I've already got plans.

456
00:17:51,089 --> 00:17:51,888
Sunday night?

457
00:17:51,923 --> 00:17:52,989
You make me sick.

458
00:17:53,024 --> 00:17:53,623
Monday?

459
00:17:54,692 --> 00:17:55,959
Wednesday?

460
00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:58,028
Oh, she's getting up.

461
00:17:58,062 --> 00:18:00,196
Trina, hey, wait,

462
00:18:00,231 --> 00:18:02,933
Baby!

463
00:18:02,967 --> 00:18:03,967
What's the matter?

464
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,402
Trina's in denial.

465
00:18:05,436 --> 00:18:07,604
Ah, you're still on that?

466
00:18:07,638 --> 00:18:08,638
Trina loves me.

467
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:09,739
It was a stage kiss.

468
00:18:09,774 --> 00:18:11,308
She was acting.

469
00:18:11,342 --> 00:18:12,676
You didn't feel the kiss.

470
00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:13,310
A girl can't fake

471
00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:14,411
That kind of heat.

472
00:18:14,445 --> 00:18:15,779
I don't care if she tells me

473
00:18:15,813 --> 00:18:16,446
A thousand times

474
00:18:16,481 --> 00:18:22,285
That it didn't mean anything...

475
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,520
See.

476
00:18:23,554 --> 00:18:24,087
I want you to meet

477
00:18:24,122 --> 00:18:26,890
My parents.

478
00:18:26,925 --> 00:18:32,530
There she is.

479
00:18:32,564 --> 00:18:33,731
You guys,

480
00:18:33,765 --> 00:18:35,599
You're so dead.

481
00:18:37,835 --> 00:18:39,703
Oh, my God, Jade!

482
00:18:39,737 --> 00:18:41,038
I'm so sorry, please don't

483
00:18:41,072 --> 00:18:41,939
Destroy me socially,

484
00:18:41,973 --> 00:18:42,840
I didn't mean to.

485
00:18:42,874 --> 00:18:43,908
Just forget it.

486
00:18:49,114 --> 00:18:49,747
Oh hey, Jade!

487
00:18:49,781 --> 00:18:50,914
Can't... no.

488
00:18:50,949 --> 00:18:51,582
Jade, wait up, wait up.

489
00:18:51,616 --> 00:18:53,216
Jade, what?!

490
00:18:53,251 --> 00:18:54,384
Oh, what's wrong

491
00:18:54,418 --> 00:18:55,451
With your eye?

492
00:18:55,486 --> 00:18:56,419
Tori hit me with a cane,

493
00:18:56,454 --> 00:18:58,388
Remember?

494
00:18:58,423 --> 00:19:00,490
Yeah, but never seen

495
00:19:00,525 --> 00:19:05,428
A black eye drip before.

496
00:19:05,463 --> 00:19:08,798
This is make-up.

497
00:19:08,832 --> 00:19:14,237
Tori never hit you, did she?

498
00:19:14,271 --> 00:19:17,707
Fake black eye, fake blood.

499
00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:19,809
Look, you cannot tell

500
00:19:19,844 --> 00:19:20,977
Anyone about this,

501
00:19:21,011 --> 00:19:22,512
Especially Tori.

502
00:19:22,546 --> 00:19:24,547
I won't.

503
00:19:24,582 --> 00:19:25,315
Tori!

504
00:19:25,349 --> 00:19:26,183
Shut up, Andre!

505
00:19:26,217 --> 00:19:27,584
Tori, where are you?

506
00:19:27,618 --> 00:19:28,752
Will you please stop?

507
00:19:28,786 --> 00:19:29,719
Anybody seen Tori?

508
00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:31,021
Nobody bother Tori.

509
00:19:31,055 --> 00:19:47,538
False alarm. He ate a bad taco.

510
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,080
Is that mac 'n' cheese?

511
00:19:57,115 --> 00:19:59,883
Who cares!

512
00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:00,450
Just wanted to know

513
00:20:00,484 --> 00:20:16,566
If it was mac 'n' cheese.

514
00:20:17,735 --> 00:20:20,103
I don't get it.

515
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,371
What?

516
00:20:21,405 --> 00:20:22,338
I know Andre told you

517
00:20:22,373 --> 00:20:24,174
That I faked everything:

518
00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:26,242
The blood, the black eye.

519
00:20:26,277 --> 00:20:28,378
What is that, mac 'n' cheese?

520
00:20:28,412 --> 00:20:33,416
Looks like it, right?

521
00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:34,684
Why are you here?

522
00:20:36,186 --> 00:20:38,320
Why didn't you tell on me?

523
00:20:38,354 --> 00:20:39,454
'Cause we both

524
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:40,155
Go to school here

525
00:20:40,189 --> 00:20:41,023
And it's not gonna be much fun

526
00:20:41,057 --> 00:20:41,690
For either one of us

527
00:20:41,724 --> 00:20:47,295
If we're fighting all the time.

528
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,197
So, you're just gonna let

529
00:20:49,232 --> 00:20:51,199
Me get away with it.

530
00:20:51,234 --> 00:20:52,601
You took detention

531
00:20:52,635 --> 00:20:53,869
And a lower grade

532
00:20:53,903 --> 00:20:54,703
And you're scraping

533
00:20:54,737 --> 00:20:56,438
Crusty pudding off the wall

534
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:56,938
On a friday night,

535
00:20:56,973 --> 00:20:58,974
Just so I won't get in trouble?

536
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,042
Pretty much.

537
00:21:01,077 --> 00:21:02,844
Well, you can't be

538
00:21:02,879 --> 00:21:03,478
Nice to me

539
00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:04,446
When I've been mean to you.

540
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,448
That's not how it works.

541
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:06,882
Well, then,

542
00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:08,517
Try being nice to me sometime.

543
00:21:08,551 --> 00:21:09,718
Maybe that will work.

544
00:21:09,752 --> 00:21:10,652
Now, go play.

545
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:11,186
I gotta scrape this

546
00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:13,989
Onion dip off the wall

547
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:16,638
Or onion pus...

548
00:21:46,488 --> 00:21:49,123
This might be more fun

549
00:21:49,157 --> 00:21:52,826
With some tunes.

550
00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:08,809
Hey, D,

551
00:22:08,843 --> 00:22:09,443
Come scrape with us.

552
00:22:09,477 --> 00:22:11,945
This is fun.

553
00:22:27,296 --> 00:22:28,530
Here, try it with two.

554
00:23:05,192 --> 00:23:07,427
Have you gone to theslap.com?

555
00:23:07,462 --> 00:23:09,896
T-H-E-S-L-A-P.

556
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:10,864
You can find out

557
00:23:10,898 --> 00:23:12,867
Who's doing things!

558
00:23:12,901 --> 00:23:14,034
Everyone at hollywood arts

559
00:23:14,069 --> 00:23:15,102
Puts up there pics and videos

560
00:23:15,136 --> 00:23:16,036
On theslap.

561
00:23:16,070 --> 00:23:17,070
TheSlap...

562
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:18,138
DotCom.

563
00:23:18,173 --> 00:23:20,507
Imagine taking a warm shower,

564
00:23:20,542 --> 00:23:23,547
But the water is apple juice.

565
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:36,000
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