1 00:00:00,173 --> 00:00:02,237 Previously on Pushing Daisies... 2 00:00:02,514 --> 00:00:04,735 - I missed you. - I missed you, too. 3 00:00:04,857 --> 00:00:06,487 Can we get on with this, please? 4 00:00:06,768 --> 00:00:08,318 You think I faked my death? 5 00:00:08,397 --> 00:00:10,467 - You have a better explanation? - Does Ned know... 6 00:00:10,487 --> 00:00:12,058 - what you think you know? - Who knows? 7 00:00:12,073 --> 00:00:13,005 Do you pet him? 8 00:00:13,025 --> 00:00:15,108 Maybe if you did, he wouldn't be so neurotic. 9 00:00:15,201 --> 00:00:16,846 I can't actually touch him but I pet him. 10 00:00:16,861 --> 00:00:17,743 With a stick? 11 00:00:17,787 --> 00:00:19,833 It's more like a handle to a petting device. 12 00:00:24,452 --> 00:00:25,652 You saved me! 13 00:00:31,223 --> 00:00:33,580 Season 1 Episode 6 "Bitches" 14 00:00:33,749 --> 00:00:36,082 www.All-about-Subs.fr 15 00:00:39,846 --> 00:00:43,842 Bedtime at the Longborough school for boys was a time for dreams. 16 00:00:45,285 --> 00:00:48,885 Dreams filled with the blis that came from a happy childhood. 17 00:00:52,801 --> 00:00:53,901 But on this night, 18 00:00:53,965 --> 00:00:56,957 one boy chose to dream with his eyes wide open. 19 00:00:57,341 --> 00:01:00,527 11 weeks, 1 day, 7 hours and 41 minutes ago, 20 00:01:00,933 --> 00:01:03,371 young Ned was living that happy childhood, 21 00:01:03,386 --> 00:01:07,082 complete with a lovely home, caring mother, and boyhood sweetheart. 22 00:01:07,537 --> 00:01:09,237 A girl he called Chuck. 23 00:01:09,848 --> 00:01:11,385 But when his mother died... 24 00:01:11,507 --> 00:01:14,307 ... twice, young Ned awoke to a new reality. 25 00:01:14,528 --> 00:01:16,140 Though he could reanimate the dead, 26 00:01:16,155 --> 00:01:17,814 young Ned could only animate 27 00:01:17,829 --> 00:01:20,146 the inanimate with his imagination. 28 00:01:21,787 --> 00:01:25,677 On this lonely night, he tried to re-create his past life. 29 00:01:30,025 --> 00:01:31,989 But he'd lost his ability to dream, 30 00:01:32,111 --> 00:01:34,783 and found even his imagination failed him. 31 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,996 Still, he wore hope on his head. 32 00:01:49,881 --> 00:01:52,947 And what young Ned didn't know was at that very moment, 33 00:01:53,153 --> 00:01:57,084 the girl he called Chuck was wearing hope on hers. 34 00:01:59,226 --> 00:02:02,713 They were together, even if they were far apart. 35 00:02:17,132 --> 00:02:18,334 For unfortunately, 36 00:02:18,446 --> 00:02:21,146 the pie maker could never, ever touch her. 37 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:23,048 Are you watching me asleep? 38 00:02:23,483 --> 00:02:24,779 No. Sort of. 39 00:02:25,055 --> 00:02:26,972 But mainly was just waiting for you to wake up, 40 00:02:26,987 --> 00:02:29,242 but in the process of waiting for you to wake up, I was. 41 00:02:29,294 --> 00:02:31,006 Yes, I was watching you asleep. 42 00:02:31,128 --> 00:02:32,424 You do that a lot, don't you? 43 00:02:32,546 --> 00:02:34,384 It's like watching you come back to life. 44 00:02:34,635 --> 00:02:35,385 Again. 45 00:02:40,398 --> 00:02:41,402 Good morning. 46 00:02:50,142 --> 00:02:51,342 You're not... 47 00:02:51,899 --> 00:02:53,278 How come I'm not... 48 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,239 Maybe it wears off. Maybe there's an eclipse. Maybe... 49 00:02:58,243 --> 00:02:59,774 Oh, my god. Your skin is amazing. 50 00:02:59,907 --> 00:03:01,107 Stop talking. 51 00:03:09,583 --> 00:03:11,559 We're wearing too many clothes. 52 00:03:16,006 --> 00:03:19,192 - I'm still wearing too many clothes. - You're not wearing any. 53 00:03:29,787 --> 00:03:31,346 Much better. 54 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:34,571 Don't tell Chuck. 55 00:03:41,310 --> 00:03:43,017 Are you watching me asleep? 56 00:03:43,219 --> 00:03:44,287 Yes, I was. 57 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,346 You do that a lot, don't you? 58 00:03:46,361 --> 00:03:47,541 Yes, I do. 59 00:03:47,704 --> 00:03:49,172 The pie maker wanted to tell Chuck, 60 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:51,327 that he liked watching the moment she waked, 61 00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:54,940 that it was like watching her come back to life... again. 62 00:03:55,554 --> 00:03:57,554 So, instead, he said nothing. 63 00:04:00,644 --> 00:04:03,794 So the pie maker sought to use Emerson Cod as a sounding board 64 00:04:03,809 --> 00:04:04,879 for that reality. 65 00:04:04,894 --> 00:04:07,144 Which recently included a moonlit kiss 66 00:04:07,219 --> 00:04:08,800 with one Olive Snook. 67 00:04:09,268 --> 00:04:11,493 I had a sexy dream about Olive last night, 68 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:14,359 and I'm sure it was influenced by a reality-based kiss. 69 00:04:15,064 --> 00:04:16,657 By the road, you know. 70 00:04:17,990 --> 00:04:20,999 There's no way for this conversation to be anything but awkward for me. 71 00:04:21,071 --> 00:04:23,160 She was wearing a Chuck suit in the dream. 72 00:04:23,282 --> 00:04:25,162 What do you think it means, beyond the obvious? 73 00:04:25,233 --> 00:04:27,397 Dreams are just your brain processing random rigmarole 74 00:04:27,412 --> 00:04:28,733 it couldn't find a place for. 75 00:04:28,748 --> 00:04:31,400 It don't mean nothing except you feel guilty about kissing Olive 76 00:04:31,415 --> 00:04:33,552 when you want to be kissing some dead girl you can't. 77 00:04:33,567 --> 00:04:35,731 I said, "beyond the obvious." And Olive kissed me. 78 00:04:35,746 --> 00:04:37,799 It was a friendly expression of innocent gratitude. 79 00:04:37,814 --> 00:04:39,763 Was it a wet kiss or a dry kiss? 80 00:04:39,778 --> 00:04:41,378 There was a little moisture, I guess. 81 00:04:43,001 --> 00:04:45,847 That girl dropped a bomb in your sub-concious with her saliva. 82 00:04:45,862 --> 00:04:47,750 You make it sound so devious, 83 00:04:48,554 --> 00:04:49,730 and it's not. 84 00:04:49,768 --> 00:04:52,424 It didn't mean anything, which is why Chuck doesn't have to know. 85 00:04:52,644 --> 00:04:56,216 Emerson Cod had a very particular view on romantic relations. 86 00:04:56,233 --> 00:04:57,985 Some women love like gangsters. 87 00:04:58,036 --> 00:05:00,135 They be like, "Baby, you bleeding! How that happen?" 88 00:05:00,150 --> 00:05:01,905 While they hiding the razor in their weave. 89 00:05:01,987 --> 00:05:02,976 Olive's not a gangster. 90 00:05:02,991 --> 00:05:04,951 Why do you think she's always rubbing up on you? 91 00:05:05,176 --> 00:05:06,221 To be nice. 92 00:05:06,646 --> 00:05:08,770 It's an employer-employee kind of 93 00:05:09,128 --> 00:05:12,334 niceness that occasionally includes platonic rubbing. 94 00:05:12,530 --> 00:05:14,214 Ain't nothing platonic about it. 95 00:05:20,252 --> 00:05:21,593 You coming undone, ain't you? 96 00:05:21,746 --> 00:05:24,679 - I don't want to touch Olive. - Not in that way. 97 00:05:25,828 --> 00:05:28,782 In fact the pie maker was coming undone. 98 00:05:28,881 --> 00:05:31,963 As he wrestled with the meaning of Olive's affections, 99 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,299 Olive wrestled with her own emotions about the kiss. 100 00:05:35,494 --> 00:05:36,723 So she confessed. 101 00:05:36,738 --> 00:05:39,176 It didn't mean a thing. That's why I'm telling you. It was a, 102 00:05:39,191 --> 00:05:41,919 friendly expression of innocent gratitude. A peck. 103 00:05:42,017 --> 00:05:45,032 It didn't even last a second. In fact, one thousand one. 104 00:05:45,047 --> 00:05:47,160 See? Couldn't have been half that. 105 00:05:47,349 --> 00:05:48,596 - Half? - A third. 106 00:05:48,660 --> 00:05:50,617 Maybe even a quarter. Very brief. 107 00:05:51,158 --> 00:05:52,271 He didn't mention it? 108 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:53,819 No. Should he have? 109 00:05:53,871 --> 00:05:54,584 No. 110 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:58,392 Olive Snook was saddened her kiss wasn't worth a mention. 111 00:05:58,543 --> 00:05:59,283 Well. 112 00:05:59,518 --> 00:06:01,852 Ned deserves a friendly expression of innocent gratitude, 113 00:06:01,867 --> 00:06:03,854 but I don't think I'd like it if you did it again. 114 00:06:03,869 --> 00:06:05,253 I don't think I'd like it either. 115 00:06:05,268 --> 00:06:07,274 I mean I would, but not in this context. 116 00:06:07,347 --> 00:06:09,015 So, that being said, were his lips soft? 117 00:06:09,137 --> 00:06:10,131 You don't know? 118 00:06:10,172 --> 00:06:11,248 We don't touch. 119 00:06:11,359 --> 00:06:13,582 Well, not directly. Prophylactically, yes, but 120 00:06:14,117 --> 00:06:15,121 nothing more. 121 00:06:15,243 --> 00:06:17,312 You don't touch. You don't! 122 00:06:17,437 --> 00:06:18,620 I have been watching you, 123 00:06:18,635 --> 00:06:21,180 not obsessively but I've been paying attention. You don't touch. 124 00:06:21,205 --> 00:06:21,945 We can't. 125 00:06:22,067 --> 00:06:24,140 Which is why you kiss through the plastic food wrap. 126 00:06:24,155 --> 00:06:26,541 I couldn't get my head around it. Do you have some kind of... 127 00:06:26,610 --> 00:06:28,514 deadly food allergy to Ned? 128 00:06:28,529 --> 00:06:29,548 I'm gonna say yes. 129 00:06:29,563 --> 00:06:32,998 I get swelling, eczema, hives. You know, all things to avoid. 130 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,486 That's the most tragic story I've ever heard. 131 00:06:35,501 --> 00:06:38,461 Not with standing the big-ticket items like genocide and famine, 132 00:06:38,687 --> 00:06:40,186 but tragic nonetheless. 133 00:06:40,222 --> 00:06:41,226 I don't know. 134 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:45,257 - It's really not that bad. - And it wasn't... yet. 135 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:50,224 At that very moment, 14 miles due west as a crow flies, 136 00:06:50,270 --> 00:06:54,384 Harold Hundin was experiencing something much more tragic. 137 00:06:54,399 --> 00:06:55,687 His murder. 138 00:07:04,726 --> 00:07:05,998 The facts were these. 139 00:07:06,038 --> 00:07:08,363 Harold Hundin, a renowned dog breeder 140 00:07:08,378 --> 00:07:10,927 and president of the papen county kennel club, 141 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:14,867 was 37 years, 11 weeks, 5 days, 1 hour, and 2 minutes old 142 00:07:14,919 --> 00:07:18,013 when he was stabbed multiple times in his office 143 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:20,142 at the papen county kennel club. 144 00:07:30,013 --> 00:07:31,559 The kennel club offered a reward 145 00:07:31,593 --> 00:07:34,444 for information leading to the arrest of his killer. 146 00:07:35,108 --> 00:07:36,764 And where there was a reward, 147 00:07:37,259 --> 00:07:39,351 there was Emerson Cod. 148 00:07:49,994 --> 00:07:51,026 Hello, Mr. Hundin. 149 00:07:51,041 --> 00:07:53,278 We're gonna move through things quickly and efficiently, 150 00:07:53,293 --> 00:07:55,190 so pay close attention cause this concerns you. 151 00:07:55,205 --> 00:07:57,540 You have one minute to answer a brief series of questions. 152 00:07:57,662 --> 00:07:59,000 Short, concise answers are best. 153 00:07:59,122 --> 00:08:00,877 But feel free to elaborate if you need to. 154 00:08:00,911 --> 00:08:02,762 - When does my minute start? - 15 seconds ago. 155 00:08:02,777 --> 00:08:04,797 Any last wishes or woulda, shoulda, couldas? 156 00:08:04,921 --> 00:08:06,763 Wish I could have said good bye to Bubblegum. 157 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:08,931 - I have stick gum. - Bubblegum's my dog. 158 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,652 Hey, if you people are angels, 159 00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:13,239 I would love it if you would surround her with white light 160 00:08:13,256 --> 00:08:15,879 or positive energy or whatever it is you do. 161 00:08:15,902 --> 00:08:17,003 She was a sweet girl. 162 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:19,729 Yeah, yeah, white light. Check. Next question. 163 00:08:19,851 --> 00:08:21,064 Who stabbed you, Mr. Hundin? 164 00:08:21,186 --> 00:08:23,525 There was stabbing, but nobody stabbed me. 165 00:08:23,682 --> 00:08:25,302 Harold Hundin detailed 166 00:08:25,317 --> 00:08:26,896 the strange series of events 167 00:08:26,911 --> 00:08:28,707 that resulted in his stabbings. 168 00:08:28,741 --> 00:08:31,552 Before Harold Hundin could stab himself, 169 00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:32,897 he was poisoned. 170 00:08:34,123 --> 00:08:35,950 A puddle of spilled coffee, 171 00:08:36,117 --> 00:08:38,878 an unfortunately positioned designer dog brush. 172 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:40,987 With an unfortunately sharp end... 173 00:08:42,176 --> 00:08:45,469 And is a tenacity expedited his death. 174 00:08:54,059 --> 00:08:57,052 I tasted almonds in my coffee. Real bitter. 175 00:08:57,067 --> 00:08:58,697 Exceptionally bitter. 176 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:02,814 With an intense charismatic flavor that could only be cyanide. 177 00:09:02,936 --> 00:09:03,856 You taste the cyanide? 178 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:06,732 A dog could taste it, 1/6 the number of taste buds I have. 179 00:09:06,856 --> 00:09:08,236 Well, then, fool, why you drink it? 180 00:09:08,431 --> 00:09:10,872 I was using an almond-flavored coffee cream creamer 181 00:09:10,887 --> 00:09:13,074 in my coffee, and I thought maybe it went bad, 182 00:09:13,196 --> 00:09:14,462 but there were no curdles. 183 00:09:14,477 --> 00:09:17,161 And by the time I figured out it was poisoned, it was too late. 184 00:09:17,283 --> 00:09:19,038 - Who gave you the coffee? - My wife. 185 00:09:20,513 --> 00:09:21,749 Honey, how could you? 186 00:09:21,871 --> 00:09:23,162 Now, that's gangster love. 187 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:25,989 Don't you worry. Honey is gonna get what's coming to her. 188 00:09:26,004 --> 00:09:27,151 Great, I'll come with. 189 00:09:28,795 --> 00:09:30,091 See that? Simple. 190 00:09:30,213 --> 00:09:31,825 Ask a question, you get an answer. 191 00:09:31,894 --> 00:09:34,291 There's no room for butt scuttle or misinterpretation. 192 00:09:35,020 --> 00:09:37,117 Thank you, Lord, for simple things like, 193 00:09:37,291 --> 00:09:38,417 "my wife did it." 194 00:09:41,722 --> 00:09:42,895 Ah, yes! 195 00:09:43,248 --> 00:09:44,690 Hey. You find Harold's wife? 196 00:09:44,733 --> 00:09:45,785 All four of them. 197 00:09:46,474 --> 00:09:48,327 That son of a bitch was a damn polygamist. 198 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:52,470 Harold Hundin was indeed a damn polygamist with multiple misses, 199 00:09:52,774 --> 00:09:54,443 of which there were four. 200 00:09:55,325 --> 00:09:57,135 Hilary was his first... 201 00:09:59,392 --> 00:10:01,013 Heather his second... 202 00:10:04,273 --> 00:10:05,910 Simone his third... 203 00:10:09,416 --> 00:10:12,037 And Hallie was his fourth and final wife. 204 00:10:12,937 --> 00:10:17,333 But only one of the Hundin wives killed their husband. 205 00:10:18,856 --> 00:10:21,759 Wondering why her kiss with the pie maker went unmentioned, 206 00:10:21,811 --> 00:10:24,999 Olive Snook attempted to mention the unmentionable. 207 00:10:25,359 --> 00:10:27,007 We should clear the air. 208 00:10:27,237 --> 00:10:28,532 Does our air need clearing? 209 00:10:28,547 --> 00:10:30,458 Our relations on the road. 210 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:32,681 That. I haven't thought another... 211 00:10:33,396 --> 00:10:34,482 Thought about that. 212 00:10:35,278 --> 00:10:37,617 - Four wives? That's just greedy. - And intriguing. 213 00:10:37,739 --> 00:10:39,591 Some people like vanilla. Some like chocolate. 214 00:10:39,626 --> 00:10:41,853 - Others like their Neapolitan. - I like Neapolitan. 215 00:10:41,868 --> 00:10:43,371 Then you'd do well as a polygamist. 216 00:10:43,386 --> 00:10:45,636 One woman to have, one woman to hold. 217 00:10:46,825 --> 00:10:50,100 Why would you do that? For the record, I would make a horrible polygamist. 218 00:10:50,115 --> 00:10:52,579 I'm easily distracted. I wouldn't know where to focus. 219 00:10:52,594 --> 00:10:54,482 Well, Harold Hundin knew where to focus. 220 00:10:54,712 --> 00:10:56,109 Found himself the perfect wife, 221 00:10:56,392 --> 00:10:57,814 except she had four heads. 222 00:10:58,093 --> 00:10:59,347 They were all breeders, too. 223 00:10:59,469 --> 00:11:01,604 They make children for their polygamy cult? 224 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:02,684 Dog breeders. 225 00:11:04,738 --> 00:11:06,610 They make dogs for their polygamy cult? 226 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,602 Ain't nobody making nothing for no polygamy cult. 227 00:11:08,617 --> 00:11:10,716 So, which wife do you think wanted to kill him most? 228 00:11:10,731 --> 00:11:12,765 - How do you know a wife did it? - He left a note. 229 00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:15,739 A note. How mysterious. Can I play? 230 00:11:15,860 --> 00:11:17,691 No. Sorry. Emerson doesn't like. 231 00:11:17,752 --> 00:11:18,838 Although... 232 00:11:18,881 --> 00:11:20,512 - I love a good "although." - Me too. 233 00:11:20,527 --> 00:11:22,896 The same faces show up at four different places asking 234 00:11:22,911 --> 00:11:25,940 suspicious questions, they'll be onto us faster than you can say "monogamy". 235 00:11:26,628 --> 00:11:29,145 Well, we got four suspects. We got four faces. 236 00:11:31,990 --> 00:11:33,345 Does that mean I get to play? 237 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,002 If you're playing, it's, like, for play-play. 238 00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:37,557 Know you ain't getting paid, right? 239 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,385 And the suspects were these. 240 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,670 Hilary Hundin, 241 00:11:40,685 --> 00:11:44,604 owner of Pr�t-�-poochie designer dog wear and accessories. 242 00:11:44,683 --> 00:11:47,214 She was the first to join Harold in matrimony. 243 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:50,738 Hilary Hundin was generally pleasant, happy, and perky, 244 00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:53,883 but might snap if teased or surprised. 245 00:11:54,905 --> 00:11:57,814 Pluralizing the marriage was Heather Hundin, 246 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,997 a renowned pet psychologist 247 00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:02,259 and host of the weekly radio show 248 00:12:02,274 --> 00:12:03,708 "doggonit." 249 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,465 Simone Hundin was Harold's third wife. 250 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,165 She pioneered k-18 obedience, 251 00:12:09,251 --> 00:12:12,269 where demanding dog owners got double from their canines. 252 00:12:12,725 --> 00:12:13,811 Bang, bang, bang. 253 00:12:13,827 --> 00:12:16,424 Like the jack-russels-terriers she trains and breeds, 254 00:12:16,617 --> 00:12:19,537 Simone possesses strong hunting instincts 255 00:12:19,588 --> 00:12:21,692 that, if left unchecked, 256 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:23,856 could result in deadly aggression. 257 00:12:24,171 --> 00:12:27,786 Harold Hundin's fourth and final wife was young Hallie, 258 00:12:27,942 --> 00:12:29,366 who bred labradors 259 00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:32,366 and donated them as seeing eye dogs to the blind. 260 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:35,396 Like her labs, Hallie was loyal, friendly, 261 00:12:35,411 --> 00:12:37,314 and competitively obedient. 262 00:12:37,329 --> 00:12:40,520 She craved human attention, but if denied, 263 00:12:40,572 --> 00:12:44,500 her competitive obedience could god girl horribly awry. 264 00:12:51,373 --> 00:12:52,184 Wait, 265 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,289 We going undercover, 266 00:12:57,304 --> 00:13:00,546 and by "undercover," I mean that under no circumstances 267 00:13:00,561 --> 00:13:03,304 are you to reveal any factual information about your person. 268 00:13:03,425 --> 00:13:06,228 - You mean you want us to lie. - I want you to lie consistently, 269 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:08,005 and we all got to take turns with the dog. 270 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:09,243 He has a name you know. 271 00:13:09,294 --> 00:13:10,967 Yeah, and you better lie about that, too. 272 00:13:15,132 --> 00:13:17,457 You have a gorgeous selection of couture. 273 00:13:17,608 --> 00:13:19,142 Pickle loves him some DandG. 274 00:13:20,329 --> 00:13:22,138 He'd like to know if that comes in green. 275 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,580 I'm just kidding. He really didn't say that. 276 00:13:25,031 --> 00:13:27,444 - Hello, I'm Pimento. And you are? - Ned. 277 00:13:27,616 --> 00:13:29,622 Ned. Have you had Ned since he was a puppy? 278 00:13:29,744 --> 00:13:32,418 Ned and I have been together for a very long time. 279 00:13:32,435 --> 00:13:33,487 We're intimate, but 280 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:36,045 it's the appropriate human-canine sort of intimacy. 281 00:13:36,220 --> 00:13:38,255 - He doesn't respect you. - He respects me. 282 00:13:38,377 --> 00:13:39,340 Tell him to sit. 283 00:13:39,869 --> 00:13:40,680 Sit. 284 00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:45,140 Damn it, dog, you better sit your ass down. 285 00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:48,583 He don't want to sit. 286 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:49,725 Sit. 287 00:13:51,846 --> 00:13:55,328 You have a very lovely home. It feels lovely. 288 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:59,652 And it smells lovely. Do you use an air purifier? 289 00:13:59,829 --> 00:14:01,144 It helps with the dander. 290 00:14:02,514 --> 00:14:03,925 How did you lose your sight? 291 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,925 I was cleaning out the kitty litter, and I got cat sand in my eye. 292 00:14:07,006 --> 00:14:08,410 Horrible infection. Very sad. 293 00:14:08,532 --> 00:14:09,662 I know you're not blind. 294 00:14:10,888 --> 00:14:12,533 Thank you. I felt awful doing that. 295 00:14:12,662 --> 00:14:14,248 It was humiliating for both of us. 296 00:14:14,316 --> 00:14:16,084 I looks like a pickle. 297 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,045 Doesn't he look like a pickle? 298 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:20,297 Do you always name your animals after food? 299 00:14:20,925 --> 00:14:23,472 I used to have a horse named The Pie in another life. 300 00:14:23,491 --> 00:14:26,335 That's cause I wanted to be like Elizabeth Taylor. She was so pretty. 301 00:14:26,687 --> 00:14:27,911 Then The Pie died. 302 00:14:29,629 --> 00:14:31,297 I just lost my dog. 303 00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:33,086 Bubblegum. 304 00:14:34,677 --> 00:14:36,849 I was in shock after I lost my pie. 305 00:14:36,935 --> 00:14:38,659 The horse, not the food. 306 00:14:38,674 --> 00:14:40,166 Then one day I was walking along, 307 00:14:40,181 --> 00:14:42,502 and I saw a bakery in the shape of a giant pie. 308 00:14:42,645 --> 00:14:44,076 The food, not the horse. 309 00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:45,842 It was a sign. 310 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,033 I don't know what it said, but it was there. 311 00:14:48,676 --> 00:14:50,596 Are you suggesting that I'll find the answers 312 00:14:50,611 --> 00:14:52,770 to life and death in a bubblegum machine? 313 00:14:52,952 --> 00:14:53,931 Bubblegum's dead? 314 00:14:53,946 --> 00:14:55,508 I was looking forward to surrounding her 315 00:14:55,523 --> 00:14:58,309 in white light and positive energy. I wasn't quite sure how to do that 316 00:14:58,327 --> 00:15:00,290 but I thought at least, I could dog-sit or 317 00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:01,841 take her for a walk in the park. 318 00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:03,444 You knew about Bubblegum? 319 00:15:03,496 --> 00:15:04,961 Harold left a note. 320 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,873 Well, she was everything to Harold. 321 00:15:07,112 --> 00:15:08,205 Well, we all were. 322 00:15:08,343 --> 00:15:09,603 We were family, 323 00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:11,180 my sister-wives and me. 324 00:15:11,813 --> 00:15:12,830 You didn't mind... 325 00:15:14,336 --> 00:15:15,336 Sharing? 326 00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:18,177 It's not as if he treated me like one of so many 327 00:15:18,192 --> 00:15:20,816 buried bones he could dig up from the yard whenever he saw fit? 328 00:15:20,938 --> 00:15:22,401 I didn't mean to say it like that. 329 00:15:22,523 --> 00:15:24,624 I wouldn't be alive if it weren't for him. 330 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:25,740 Litterally? 331 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:28,444 I was exaggerating for dramatic effect, 332 00:15:28,459 --> 00:15:30,938 but that's the way I felt when we were together. 333 00:15:31,135 --> 00:15:33,980 And if you feel something, it's real. 334 00:15:35,473 --> 00:15:37,076 How did Bubblegum die? 335 00:15:37,329 --> 00:15:40,150 - I backed up over her. - Didn't look where you were going? 336 00:15:40,245 --> 00:15:42,599 I just found out my husband was murdered, my panic to get 337 00:15:42,614 --> 00:15:45,256 to the scene of the crime, I forgot to check my rearview mirror. 338 00:15:45,354 --> 00:15:47,699 Clearly it's not an affectionate relationship. 339 00:15:48,507 --> 00:15:50,938 We're... very affectionate. 340 00:15:51,395 --> 00:15:52,395 It's just... 341 00:15:54,459 --> 00:15:56,556 Ned's been having strange dreams lately. 342 00:15:56,571 --> 00:15:59,697 His paws twitch, and he whimpers. it'd be cute if it weren't so sad. 343 00:16:00,014 --> 00:16:03,416 he may be experiencing stress-related anxiety due to, 344 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,664 mating issues. 345 00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:08,437 You're deflecting. 346 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,152 You're avoiding a deeper discussion 347 00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:13,117 of Ned's mating issues. 348 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,118 Can't you see this is making Ned uncomfortable? 349 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:18,422 Mr. Digby, Ned's merely wrestling 350 00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:21,293 with the natural anxieties of an inexperienced stud. 351 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,395 He's had experience. Some. 352 00:16:25,343 --> 00:16:28,119 Mating isn't just for the betterment of the breed. 353 00:16:28,398 --> 00:16:30,057 It's for the betterment of the dog. 354 00:16:30,555 --> 00:16:34,073 Passions, they never knew even existed suddenly burst forth, 355 00:16:34,207 --> 00:16:37,483 allowing discovery of their true primal selves as they. 356 00:16:37,577 --> 00:16:40,823 She was referring to her late husband, not Digby. 357 00:16:40,947 --> 00:16:41,947 Excuse me. 358 00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:52,232 Heather Hundin took a moment to mourn her husband, Harold, 359 00:16:52,363 --> 00:16:54,933 and Digby and the pie maker took a moment 360 00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:57,596 to politely pretend not to notice. 361 00:17:01,272 --> 00:17:02,290 Where were we? 362 00:17:02,626 --> 00:17:05,432 Harold specialized in designer breeds, like the jack-a-poo. 363 00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:07,695 - Jack-a-what? - The jack russell-poodle mix. 364 00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:09,270 The coll-a-dor, the lab-russell. 365 00:17:09,347 --> 00:17:11,171 It was a niche, but it was Harold's niche. 366 00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:13,722 And the apex of that niche, 367 00:17:13,737 --> 00:17:16,575 was the creation of the perfect new breed of dog 368 00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:18,374 Harold Hundin named 369 00:17:18,389 --> 00:17:20,313 Bubblegum. 370 00:17:21,725 --> 00:17:23,910 So, Bubblegum was a coll-a-dor-russell-a-poo. 371 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:26,801 The perfect hybrid of border collie, labrador retriever, 372 00:17:26,816 --> 00:17:28,569 Jack russell terrier, and poodle. 373 00:17:28,691 --> 00:17:30,571 Smart, loyal, athletic, and... 374 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,777 hypoallergenic. 375 00:17:34,389 --> 00:17:35,682 She's with Harold now. 376 00:17:36,235 --> 00:17:38,662 Sounds like you gave Harold a long leash. 377 00:17:38,794 --> 00:17:41,244 I never held Harold's leash or his anything else. 378 00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:43,340 He wasn't my hound. I wasn't his bitch. 379 00:17:43,721 --> 00:17:46,163 He liked dogs. I like dogs. 380 00:17:46,178 --> 00:17:47,751 So, nothing going on between you two? 381 00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:49,763 What we had was a trained response. 382 00:17:50,072 --> 00:17:52,124 Humans and dogs are the same. 383 00:17:52,885 --> 00:17:54,136 Supply the right cue... 384 00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,721 And they respond accordingly. 385 00:17:57,652 --> 00:17:59,962 The only cue we ever gave each other was commercial. 386 00:18:00,943 --> 00:18:02,811 So, you two just used each other. 387 00:18:02,933 --> 00:18:05,040 Haven't you ever used someone for commercial gain? 388 00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:09,446 When was the last time you saw Harold alive? 389 00:18:09,562 --> 00:18:11,028 Right before he died. 390 00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:14,110 I handed him his coffee, and I kissed him goodbye. 391 00:18:14,235 --> 00:18:15,477 The morning he died. 392 00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:17,139 I gave him his coffee. 393 00:18:17,281 --> 00:18:19,438 I gave him his morning coffee, 394 00:18:19,862 --> 00:18:22,287 and it was the last I saw of him. 395 00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:24,602 I said, "why don't you come by for some coffee?" 396 00:18:24,617 --> 00:18:26,083 we had some things to discuss. 397 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,892 So he came by. We discussed those things. 398 00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:31,101 He took his coffee to go, and then he died. 399 00:18:31,897 --> 00:18:33,966 My wife did it. She had murder in her eyes. 400 00:18:34,328 --> 00:18:35,926 And that murder was couture. 401 00:18:36,064 --> 00:18:37,872 My wife gave him his morning coffee. 402 00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:38,938 So did mine! 403 00:18:38,955 --> 00:18:41,508 No wonder the guy can handle four wives. The dude's caffeinated. 404 00:18:41,525 --> 00:18:44,004 I don't it's think Healey, she didn't give me that impression. 405 00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:45,149 Did she gave him coffee? 406 00:18:45,164 --> 00:18:46,968 She gave him his coffee, kissed him good bye, 407 00:18:46,983 --> 00:18:49,534 which is practically a confession, but I don't think she did it. 408 00:18:49,549 --> 00:18:51,202 There she is now, you can ask her. 409 00:18:53,014 --> 00:18:54,680 That's her. The little one. 410 00:18:54,695 --> 00:18:55,864 Mr. Digby. 411 00:18:55,986 --> 00:18:57,529 - Hi, Hallie! - Hi, Chuck. 412 00:18:57,544 --> 00:18:58,347 Sit. 413 00:18:59,175 --> 00:19:00,692 How did you guys find us? 414 00:19:00,824 --> 00:19:02,867 Just looked for the bakery shaped like a giant pie. 415 00:19:02,882 --> 00:19:04,137 The food, not the horse. 416 00:19:04,318 --> 00:19:05,835 We understand Harold left a note. 417 00:19:05,869 --> 00:19:07,465 Who said anything about a note? 418 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,267 I said about the note. 419 00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:12,596 "Under," meaning "below." 420 00:19:13,296 --> 00:19:15,547 "Cover," meaning "the radar," people. 421 00:19:15,562 --> 00:19:17,389 What is so hard about that to understand? 422 00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:19,137 - Sorry. - Who are you people? 423 00:19:19,152 --> 00:19:21,777 We'll get to the particulars of that once you get the one of this. 424 00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:23,303 What do you put into Harold's coffee? 425 00:19:23,318 --> 00:19:24,068 Soy. 426 00:19:24,403 --> 00:19:27,041 - Heavy cream. - I don't put cream in my coffee. 427 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,682 I use almond-flavored coffee cream creamer. 428 00:19:35,768 --> 00:19:38,629 The police wrestled little Hallie Hundin to the ground. 429 00:19:38,729 --> 00:19:40,618 To the ground, and she's small. 430 00:19:40,633 --> 00:19:42,994 It was like a lion taking down a baby zebra. 431 00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:45,931 We were awful tourists sitting safely in our camouflaged S.U.V. 432 00:19:45,946 --> 00:19:47,240 watching the injustice. 433 00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:50,052 "Injustice"? They found cyanide in her coffee. 434 00:19:50,104 --> 00:19:52,238 My wife, the baby zebra, is obviously being set up. 435 00:19:52,253 --> 00:19:54,547 She breeds helper puppies for blind children. 436 00:19:54,803 --> 00:19:56,125 I mean, she's no killer. 437 00:19:56,517 --> 00:19:57,600 She's an angel. 438 00:19:57,615 --> 00:19:58,871 Yeah, angel of death. 439 00:19:59,293 --> 00:20:01,405 Kennel club didn't think baby zebra was set up, 440 00:20:01,443 --> 00:20:02,680 and neither did the police. 441 00:20:02,803 --> 00:20:04,021 Hallie did look innocent. 442 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,216 I know that sounds silly coming from a P.I... 443 00:20:06,345 --> 00:20:07,310 Yes, it does. 444 00:20:07,555 --> 00:20:10,337 But, as a baker of pies, it's not silly at all. 445 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,094 I look at a pie baking, I know if it's done or if it's not done. 446 00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:16,140 I can't tell you how I know or why, but I know. 447 00:20:16,707 --> 00:20:19,972 It's truth from that dark, deep-rooted place deep down inside. 448 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:23,622 Pie hole. 449 00:20:24,938 --> 00:20:26,121 It's... for you. 450 00:20:28,044 --> 00:20:30,165 As the pie maker considered all of the truths 451 00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:33,218 he was keeping buried within his deep-rooted place 452 00:20:33,243 --> 00:20:35,033 and far away from Chuck... 453 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,201 Yes, we do. 454 00:20:36,309 --> 00:20:37,609 I certainly can. 455 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,775 Bye, now. 456 00:20:40,104 --> 00:20:43,227 Emerson Cod considered 25,000 new reasons 457 00:20:43,353 --> 00:20:44,668 to reopen the case. 458 00:20:44,807 --> 00:20:46,892 We need to prove Hallie Hundin was innocent. 459 00:20:46,907 --> 00:20:48,638 Your conscience calls you on the telephone? 460 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,094 Those blind kids that Hallie gave her puppies to, 461 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,872 have put together a "free Hallie" fund. 462 00:20:52,888 --> 00:20:55,317 We exonerate Hallie, we collect a reward. 463 00:20:56,069 --> 00:20:58,111 You're taking money from blind children? 464 00:20:58,233 --> 00:21:01,070 I suppose I could pay my bills with blind kids' smiles, 465 00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:03,133 but their money is a lot easier. 466 00:21:04,566 --> 00:21:06,258 Everybody's been really nice. 467 00:21:06,290 --> 00:21:09,164 It's not at all like those prison-exploitation films. 468 00:21:09,286 --> 00:21:10,931 So, you don't need cigarettes or alcohol 469 00:21:10,948 --> 00:21:12,709 or the right mosturizer to use as currency? 470 00:21:12,831 --> 00:21:14,958 Oh, no. That's my friend Theresa. 471 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,422 She says she runs the cellblock, so... 472 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:18,544 I'm protected. 473 00:21:18,561 --> 00:21:20,563 She sleeps a lot for someone who runs a cellblock. 474 00:21:20,578 --> 00:21:22,385 I don't think it's been an easy road for her. 475 00:21:22,507 --> 00:21:24,088 Well, it'll be a lot easier road for you 476 00:21:24,103 --> 00:21:25,945 once you help us find out who killed Harold. 477 00:21:25,969 --> 00:21:28,367 Hallie, was it Hilary, Heather, or Simone? 478 00:21:28,383 --> 00:21:30,513 It couldn't have been any of my sister-wives. 479 00:21:30,528 --> 00:21:32,812 We all loved Harold too much to kill him. 480 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,577 Oh, no, it was one of your sister-wives. Harold said so. 481 00:21:37,050 --> 00:21:38,150 In his note. 482 00:21:38,290 --> 00:21:39,590 If you ask me... 483 00:21:39,946 --> 00:21:41,660 - Are you asking me? - Yes. 484 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,095 It was Ramsfeld Snuppy. 485 00:21:43,151 --> 00:21:45,645 He's another niche dog breeder, but not as niche as Harold. 486 00:21:45,677 --> 00:21:47,199 Snuppy wanted our Bubblegum. 487 00:21:47,324 --> 00:21:49,088 Snuppy wanted to collaborate with Harold 488 00:21:49,103 --> 00:21:50,969 to make coll-a-dor-russell-a-poo superpuppies, 489 00:21:50,984 --> 00:21:53,721 but I think Snuppy wanted all the doggy treats to himself. 490 00:21:53,759 --> 00:21:55,636 He could have easily planted the cyanide 491 00:21:55,651 --> 00:21:57,368 in my almond-flavored coffee cream creamer. 492 00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:58,471 But murder? 493 00:21:58,518 --> 00:21:59,729 For a few puppies? 494 00:21:59,795 --> 00:22:01,677 Snuppy had big plans for her. 495 00:22:01,722 --> 00:22:03,110 The facts were these: 496 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:06,959 One Ramsfeld Snuppy was the son of a furniture liquidator 497 00:22:06,991 --> 00:22:09,061 and shopping network hand model. 498 00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:12,488 How much is that puppy in the window? 499 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:16,646 Well, she can be yours for 12 easy payments of $129.95. 500 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,300 When he went from a single storefront puppy shop 501 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:20,735 in Frognot, Texas, 502 00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:25,074 to a nationwide empire of Snuppy's puppies chain stores. 503 00:22:25,201 --> 00:22:28,584 For Ramsfeld Snuppy, money didn't grow on trees. 504 00:22:28,885 --> 00:22:30,750 It was made in cages. 505 00:22:31,082 --> 00:22:33,249 I was listening to Heather Hundin's weekly radio show, 506 00:22:33,369 --> 00:22:36,423 "doggonit," and she did the dog breeding is a lot harder than you think. 507 00:22:36,665 --> 00:22:39,003 - It looks easy enough. - No, it's not. 508 00:22:39,338 --> 00:22:41,152 There's all these hoops the prospective mates 509 00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:43,587 they have to jump through to seef they're compatible. Like... 510 00:22:43,602 --> 00:22:44,801 their smell and their tastes. 511 00:22:44,816 --> 00:22:47,079 they even have their own kind of doggy kissing. 512 00:22:47,094 --> 00:22:48,264 A bit like people kissing. 513 00:22:48,355 --> 00:22:51,137 - I thought you weren't gonna tell her. - I didn't. 514 00:22:51,175 --> 00:22:52,812 You didn't have to. Olive already did. 515 00:22:53,488 --> 00:22:55,854 But for the record, I'd have preferred to hear it from you. 516 00:22:55,976 --> 00:22:58,032 I didn't tell you because it didn't mean anything. 517 00:22:58,047 --> 00:23:00,862 Lots of stuff happens in a day that I don't bother sharing. 518 00:23:00,877 --> 00:23:03,380 For instance, yesterday's 4 berry pie was actually 3 and a half 519 00:23:03,406 --> 00:23:04,922 because I ran out of cranberries. 520 00:23:06,377 --> 00:23:08,356 - I didn't tell you that. - Actually, you did. 521 00:23:08,497 --> 00:23:10,308 You asked if orange counted as a berry, 522 00:23:10,323 --> 00:23:12,135 and I said no, but no one had to know but us. 523 00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:13,192 I like that you said "us." 524 00:23:13,207 --> 00:23:14,836 Well, we are an "us," aren't we? 525 00:23:15,305 --> 00:23:18,241 We're just an "us" with special circumstances. 526 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,993 Why do I always have to be around for this stuff? 527 00:23:21,209 --> 00:23:23,793 Maybe we just have to embrace the idea that sometimes... 528 00:23:24,182 --> 00:23:26,234 Sometimes I might have to hold someone else's hands 529 00:23:26,249 --> 00:23:28,057 and you might have to kiss somebody else's... 530 00:23:28,084 --> 00:23:30,240 I don't want to kiss anyone else's anything. 531 00:23:30,529 --> 00:23:33,715 Maybe there's something to this polygamy thing, you know? Maybe... 532 00:23:33,766 --> 00:23:35,751 - one person isn't enough. - What? 533 00:23:36,858 --> 00:23:37,724 Hi folks! 534 00:23:38,393 --> 00:23:39,143 Hi! 535 00:23:40,676 --> 00:23:41,858 What can I do for you? 536 00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:45,037 We hear you're the man to see to get a coll-a-dor-russell-a-poo. 537 00:23:45,052 --> 00:23:46,264 There's a waiting list, though. 538 00:23:46,279 --> 00:23:47,947 We're a little behind on manufacturing. 539 00:23:48,069 --> 00:23:49,393 Manufacturing? 540 00:23:49,518 --> 00:23:51,985 Yeah, we had a little reproductive setback 541 00:23:52,010 --> 00:23:53,997 when the alpha dog got run over. 542 00:23:54,134 --> 00:23:56,695 But that doesn't mean there won't be a superhybrid pup 543 00:23:56,746 --> 00:23:58,478 under every christmas tree this year. 544 00:23:58,516 --> 00:24:01,241 How do you plan to breed a bubble that's burst or run over, 545 00:24:01,256 --> 00:24:02,517 as the case may be? 546 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,361 Son, why go through all the hassle of breeding 547 00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:07,678 when we can create the perfect copy of man's best best friend 548 00:24:07,716 --> 00:24:10,794 every time available exclusively at a Snuppy's puppies near you? 549 00:24:11,991 --> 00:24:14,040 I'm gonna clone Bubblegum... 550 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,658 from her remains. 551 00:24:15,962 --> 00:24:18,256 All I got to do is find some viable DNAs, 552 00:24:18,344 --> 00:24:20,347 fuse them into some denucleated egg cells, 553 00:24:20,385 --> 00:24:21,864 and plant the eggs in surrogate dogs 554 00:24:21,879 --> 00:24:24,785 in all my nationwide stores, and woof woof woof. 555 00:24:24,835 --> 00:24:27,137 More litters of identical coll-a-dor-russell-a-poos 556 00:24:27,152 --> 00:24:28,145 than you can count. 557 00:24:28,332 --> 00:24:30,332 But Bubblegum wasn't your dog! 558 00:24:32,698 --> 00:24:34,060 Well, she wasn't. 559 00:24:37,412 --> 00:24:38,539 Are you the Hundin lawyers? 560 00:24:38,629 --> 00:24:40,790 We are friends of the Hundin lawyers. 561 00:24:40,815 --> 00:24:43,815 They saw the contract. They know the whole deal. 562 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,838 I own Bubblegum dead or alive. 563 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,256 Harold sold you Bubblegum? 564 00:24:47,327 --> 00:24:49,880 I guess his wive's wish, it's probably why they wanted him dead. 565 00:24:50,170 --> 00:24:52,762 But the ink was dry before Hallie got to him. 566 00:24:53,789 --> 00:24:55,388 I got what was coming to me. 567 00:24:55,615 --> 00:24:56,829 Someone I need to see. 568 00:24:59,140 --> 00:25:01,686 You knew Harold was gonna sell Bubblegum to Snuppy, 569 00:25:01,737 --> 00:25:04,800 yet you neglected to mention it in our previous conversation. 570 00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:07,402 And you think that gave me enough motive to kill my husband? 571 00:25:07,524 --> 00:25:09,946 - That's exactly what I think. - You think wrong. 572 00:25:10,068 --> 00:25:12,323 - I didn't kill Harold. - Hallie thinks Snuppy did it. 573 00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:14,464 Hallie would fetch a ball in traffic if asked, 574 00:25:14,502 --> 00:25:16,358 but in this case, she isn't necessarely wrong. 575 00:25:16,383 --> 00:25:17,230 Keep talking. 576 00:25:17,377 --> 00:25:19,012 When Harold came to us with his plan, 577 00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:21,563 we threatened to get an injunction as partners in the business. 578 00:25:21,578 --> 00:25:23,545 That would have held up Snuppy's plans for years, 579 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,241 so we killed Harold and framed Hallie. 580 00:25:25,297 --> 00:25:26,697 That's one theory. 581 00:25:26,773 --> 00:25:29,465 Another one is, when you heard about Harold and his plan, 582 00:25:29,587 --> 00:25:32,051 you put an injunction in the blood flow to his heart. 583 00:25:32,076 --> 00:25:34,224 Do I seem capable of that kind of aggression? 584 00:25:35,038 --> 00:25:37,916 Well, you never know what the body's capable of until you... 585 00:25:38,029 --> 00:25:40,727 - mess with their kibble. - So don't mess. 586 00:25:47,431 --> 00:25:49,336 If he has paid attention while awake, 587 00:25:49,490 --> 00:25:51,692 Emerson Cod would have found the evidence 588 00:25:51,743 --> 00:25:54,439 pointing toward Simone Hundin's guilt. 589 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:04,667 Feeling sonmething was amiss at the K-18 dog studio, 590 00:26:04,682 --> 00:26:07,372 Emerson Cod's subconscious mind put it together 591 00:26:07,421 --> 00:26:09,635 before his conscious mind could. 592 00:26:09,711 --> 00:26:11,007 Someone or some dog 593 00:26:11,129 --> 00:26:13,843 was using Bubblegum's collar. 594 00:26:14,659 --> 00:26:18,322 Emerson Cod's dreams had gifted him the collar as a clue. 595 00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:24,901 He knew Bubblegum was alive 596 00:26:25,015 --> 00:26:29,074 and that Harold Hundin's killer was indeed still on the loose. 597 00:26:29,285 --> 00:26:30,713 But worse... 598 00:26:30,941 --> 00:26:33,445 he feared he was falling for her. 599 00:26:49,125 --> 00:26:50,254 That dog is alive. 600 00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:51,833 Alive or alive again? 601 00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:53,805 There never have been dead kind of alive. 602 00:26:53,855 --> 00:26:54,958 All this from a dream? 603 00:26:55,009 --> 00:26:56,696 I thought they were just your brain trying 604 00:26:56,711 --> 00:26:58,987 to process random rigmarole it couldn't find a place for. 605 00:26:59,003 --> 00:27:01,409 Sometimes in that random rigmarole, there's a clue. 606 00:27:01,722 --> 00:27:04,009 I'm gonna shake down Simone. I'm gonna find that dog. 607 00:27:04,024 --> 00:27:06,229 If you shake Simone and the dog falls out... 608 00:27:06,351 --> 00:27:07,951 Then she's the killer. 609 00:27:09,024 --> 00:27:12,624 Fearing being alone with the girl he kissed but did not love 610 00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:15,196 and the girl he loved but could not kiss, 611 00:27:15,318 --> 00:27:18,032 - the pie maker decided... - I'll come with you. 612 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,420 This is a solo shaking. 613 00:27:25,531 --> 00:27:27,238 - Hi. - Hello. Olive. 614 00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:29,691 I know things have gotten a smidge awkward since the wh... 615 00:27:29,717 --> 00:27:30,871 Awkward? This isn't awkward. 616 00:27:30,887 --> 00:27:33,633 It was just a kiss, and I don't even think our saliva was compatible, 617 00:27:33,654 --> 00:27:36,511 so there's no reason to discuss and make something that isn't awkward... 618 00:27:36,526 --> 00:27:37,426 awkward. 619 00:27:43,207 --> 00:27:46,687 Olive pondered the black mark on her relationship with the pie maker 620 00:27:46,734 --> 00:27:49,271 she feared was inked with a permanent marker. 621 00:27:49,547 --> 00:27:51,735 I really screwed the pooch, didn't I? 622 00:27:55,571 --> 00:27:57,392 Your order for Pickle came in. 623 00:27:57,432 --> 00:27:59,825 That order was placed under false pretenses. 624 00:27:59,890 --> 00:28:01,867 Fortunately your credit card was real. 625 00:28:01,987 --> 00:28:03,757 Well, happy birthday to Digby 626 00:28:03,820 --> 00:28:06,526 and congratulations to you, too, I suppose. 627 00:28:06,610 --> 00:28:08,110 - For what? - I heard about the plans 628 00:28:08,135 --> 00:28:09,273 for cloning Bubblegum. 629 00:28:09,311 --> 00:28:11,892 Guess you'll be getting your baby back after all, in a way. 630 00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:13,754 Snuppy can clone Bubblegum? 631 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:16,692 It has to do with DNA and nucleuses. 632 00:28:17,275 --> 00:28:19,801 Well, I was never very good at science, but yay. 633 00:28:20,262 --> 00:28:21,012 Yay! 634 00:28:22,050 --> 00:28:23,764 At the K-18 Obedience center, 635 00:28:23,886 --> 00:28:27,153 Emerson Cod believed he had found the real killer. 636 00:28:27,447 --> 00:28:30,763 Why is it Bubblegum's collar moves every time I come over here? 637 00:28:30,816 --> 00:28:34,003 I'm thinking it's because you can't walk a dog without a collar. 638 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:36,747 And guess what else. 639 00:28:37,448 --> 00:28:39,092 You can't walk a dead dog. 640 00:28:39,311 --> 00:28:41,611 So I'm only gonna ask you this once. 641 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,720 Where's Bubblegum? 642 00:28:44,108 --> 00:28:46,008 You've got me. I've got her. 643 00:28:46,227 --> 00:28:47,675 And I knew if you knew I had her, 644 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,349 you'd assume I killed Harold to keep her. 645 00:28:49,390 --> 00:28:52,014 Quick at the end, not to be a little more than just an assumption. 646 00:28:52,039 --> 00:28:54,292 I can only say I didn't kill my husband so many times, 647 00:28:54,317 --> 00:28:56,200 but for good measure, I didn't kill my husband. 648 00:28:56,215 --> 00:28:58,149 You can say it all you want. I stopped listening. 649 00:28:58,212 --> 00:29:01,425 The only thing I want to hear is the clickety-clack of Bubblegum's paws 650 00:29:01,463 --> 00:29:03,867 on the floor as you bring exhibit "a" on out here. 651 00:29:03,917 --> 00:29:06,817 You seem more concerned about Bubblegum than... 652 00:29:07,217 --> 00:29:08,517 who killed Harold. 653 00:29:12,245 --> 00:29:14,774 Stop playing and go show me that superdog. 654 00:29:17,035 --> 00:29:19,931 It's time for her walk anyway. I'll go and fetch my coat. 655 00:29:19,968 --> 00:29:21,676 Grab her collar from the pedestal there. 656 00:29:21,701 --> 00:29:22,451 Okay. 657 00:29:22,478 --> 00:29:25,993 Simone Hundin had been subconsciously training Emerson Cod, 658 00:29:26,712 --> 00:29:29,836 who had a strong desire to do as she commanded. 659 00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:01,320 Bubblegum, heel. 660 00:30:05,488 --> 00:30:07,910 This will go a lot easier if you cooperate. 661 00:30:09,854 --> 00:30:11,288 Who the hell you think you playing? 662 00:30:11,413 --> 00:30:12,721 I'm asking the questions. 663 00:30:13,029 --> 00:30:14,766 How long have you been working for Snuppy? 664 00:30:14,830 --> 00:30:17,675 I don't work for Snuppy. A bunch of blind kids with too much money 665 00:30:17,708 --> 00:30:19,760 paid me to exonerate your sister-wife Hallie. 666 00:30:19,775 --> 00:30:20,756 I don't believe you. 667 00:30:20,911 --> 00:30:23,161 I think he hired you to see if I faked Bubblegum's death. 668 00:30:23,290 --> 00:30:24,352 Well, why would he do that? 669 00:30:24,428 --> 00:30:26,818 - 'Cause he can't clone a dead dog. - Yeah, he can. 670 00:30:26,875 --> 00:30:30,428 You gave him everything he need when you handed him Bubblegum's ashes. 671 00:30:30,959 --> 00:30:33,227 Only they weren't Bubblegum's ashes, were they? 672 00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:35,532 Bubblegum, go hide. 673 00:30:35,936 --> 00:30:38,371 If you'll excuse me, I have some leftover business to handle. 674 00:30:38,386 --> 00:30:40,943 - and a funeral to attend. - As long as it's not mine, I'm cool. 675 00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:43,325 That remains to be seen. 676 00:30:51,132 --> 00:30:55,094 Emerson Cod's hatred of the dark began after a childhood prank 677 00:30:55,259 --> 00:30:58,653 in which he was locked in a washing machine for two nights. 678 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:03,109 Finding himself similarly trapped, his adrenaline level skyrocketed 679 00:31:03,176 --> 00:31:06,485 to a height in which near superhuman strength was achieved. 680 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,369 Yeah! 681 00:31:12,968 --> 00:31:14,685 Yeah, that's gonna bruise. 682 00:31:16,004 --> 00:31:16,854 Hey! 683 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:19,376 My wife is gonna kill Ramsfeld Snuppy. 684 00:31:19,423 --> 00:31:20,588 She's not my wife. 685 00:31:20,604 --> 00:31:23,235 Simone, the wife at... you know what the hell I'm saying. Come on! 686 00:31:30,359 --> 00:31:33,287 - Don't think it's almond latte. - You think it might be cyanide? 687 00:31:33,464 --> 00:31:35,664 Why can't it just be simple, easy? 688 00:31:36,196 --> 00:31:37,764 He says, "my wife". 689 00:31:37,821 --> 00:31:39,326 How hard could that possibly be? 690 00:31:39,541 --> 00:31:41,766 Hallie didn't do it. She's behind bars. 691 00:31:41,968 --> 00:31:43,220 It must have been Simone. 692 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:44,423 It might not be Simone. 693 00:31:44,664 --> 00:31:46,248 Simone was hiding Bubblegum. 694 00:31:46,311 --> 00:31:48,941 She chloroformed you and tied you up. 695 00:31:49,535 --> 00:31:51,634 I'm not even gonna mention the ball gag. 696 00:31:51,966 --> 00:31:53,265 That's gangster love. 697 00:31:53,962 --> 00:31:55,515 See? That's what's rubbing me. 698 00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:58,201 If she was gangster, she'd have busted a cyanide cap in my ass 699 00:31:58,226 --> 00:32:00,195 the minute I sniffed out her dog, but she didn't. 700 00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:01,365 Why don't we just ask him? 701 00:32:07,087 --> 00:32:08,280 Wait, wait, wait! Stop. 702 00:32:08,402 --> 00:32:11,045 We're about to take another trip down pointless creek. 703 00:32:11,134 --> 00:32:13,827 Okay, maybe Simone did it. Maybe she didn't. 704 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,830 But Harold never saw who slipped that poison into his coffee. 705 00:32:16,952 --> 00:32:19,152 And Snuppy probably didn't either. 706 00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:22,247 People are like dogs. 707 00:32:23,013 --> 00:32:24,421 They run when they're guilty. 708 00:32:30,342 --> 00:32:32,113 And Emerson Cod had a plan 709 00:32:32,188 --> 00:32:34,806 for how to get their "guilty dog" to run. 710 00:32:35,206 --> 00:32:37,191 All right, let's get him ready. 711 00:32:38,952 --> 00:32:39,702 Here. 712 00:32:40,429 --> 00:32:41,573 One last touch... 713 00:32:41,664 --> 00:32:43,021 without touching him. 714 00:32:43,821 --> 00:32:46,879 Would you prop him up? He look like a wino on new year's. 715 00:32:53,526 --> 00:32:54,576 Digby, stay. 716 00:33:19,683 --> 00:33:21,683 - Get out of the way. - Excuse me. 717 00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:27,964 Sit. 718 00:33:29,609 --> 00:33:31,659 And now, Harold's sweet wives 719 00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:34,177 would each like to say a few words. 720 00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:35,646 Harold was... 721 00:33:36,839 --> 00:33:39,139 - one of a kind. - Kind-hearted... 722 00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:41,520 - sweet. - Sweet smile. 723 00:33:42,418 --> 00:33:44,318 Full of the endless love... 724 00:33:44,454 --> 00:33:46,419 - of championing... - Champions. 725 00:33:47,980 --> 00:33:51,483 He was at the forefront of the breeding world and forefront of our lives. 726 00:33:52,545 --> 00:33:54,454 He will be dearly missed by all. 727 00:34:00,130 --> 00:34:01,601 All right, on my mark. 728 00:34:03,976 --> 00:34:04,974 Mark. 729 00:34:06,448 --> 00:34:07,748 That means now. 730 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,067 This wouldn't be my funeral, would it? 731 00:34:14,481 --> 00:34:16,283 You're supposed to be dead. 732 00:34:21,702 --> 00:34:24,519 You got a mint? I got the nastiest taste in my mo... 733 00:34:25,573 --> 00:34:27,205 - Can you take care of that? - Yeah. 734 00:34:35,429 --> 00:34:36,429 Thanks. 735 00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:40,919 Sic her, boys! 736 00:34:51,248 --> 00:34:52,690 The facts were these... 737 00:34:52,740 --> 00:34:55,257 When Hilary became Harold Hundin's one and only, 738 00:34:55,326 --> 00:34:57,660 she thought she had the dream life. But... 739 00:34:57,698 --> 00:35:02,187 adding three more "one and onlys" was Harold's idea of a dream life. 740 00:35:02,377 --> 00:35:05,609 She found new satisfaction as her pentagonal union 741 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,339 produced the world's most perfect dog, Bubblegum, 742 00:35:09,579 --> 00:35:13,673 who was truly one of a kind and the child she had always wanted. 743 00:35:13,998 --> 00:35:16,974 But Harold Hundin had other plans for Bubblegum. 744 00:35:17,065 --> 00:35:19,383 She would be brought to living rooms everywhere 745 00:35:19,444 --> 00:35:22,046 via the nationwide chain of Snuppy's puppies. 746 00:35:22,193 --> 00:35:26,637 Everyone, he believed, deserved to have man's best best friend. 747 00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:29,457 However, when he told his first wife, Hilary, 748 00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:31,583 of his plans to clone their prized pup, 749 00:35:32,032 --> 00:35:34,502 her reaction was anything but perfect. 750 00:35:34,690 --> 00:35:37,390 He had made his decision, Harold told her. 751 00:35:37,722 --> 00:35:40,817 Bubblegum would be the canine of the future. 752 00:35:40,948 --> 00:35:43,308 So Hilary made her own decision. 753 00:35:43,437 --> 00:35:45,338 Refusing to subject her baby 754 00:35:45,465 --> 00:35:49,309 to the same torturous shared existence she had been cursed to live, 755 00:35:49,389 --> 00:35:51,503 Hilary poisoned Harold 756 00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:53,852 and framed Hallie to take any fall. 757 00:35:54,975 --> 00:35:59,022 Knowing good Hallie served but did not drink caffeine herself. 758 00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:01,187 Careful, sweetie. It's hot. 759 00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:17,905 But what the Hundin wives learned upon their husband's death 760 00:36:18,276 --> 00:36:20,908 was that Harold had already signed the contract. 761 00:36:23,407 --> 00:36:25,207 Snuppy owned Bubblegum... 762 00:36:25,398 --> 00:36:26,598 dead or alive. 763 00:36:27,618 --> 00:36:29,375 Snuppy can clone Bubblegum? 764 00:36:29,496 --> 00:36:32,959 For Hilary, hearing from Olive that Snuppy could clone the child 765 00:36:32,997 --> 00:36:35,707 she thought deceased was too much to bear. 766 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:40,138 Over his dead body, Bubblegum would remain unique at all costs. 767 00:36:40,274 --> 00:36:41,692 What Hilary did not know 768 00:36:41,734 --> 00:36:43,875 was her multiple murders were for naught, 769 00:36:43,903 --> 00:36:48,449 as sister-wife Simone had secretly faked Bubblegum's death the same morning 770 00:36:48,602 --> 00:36:51,758 Hilary took it upon herself to poison their husband. 771 00:36:51,901 --> 00:36:54,734 If you knew you weren't guilty, why did you act like someone who was? 772 00:36:54,797 --> 00:36:55,867 To protect Bubblegum. 773 00:36:55,882 --> 00:36:58,205 The only way to kill his deal with Snuppy was to kill her. 774 00:36:58,220 --> 00:36:59,405 So you faked her death. 775 00:36:59,431 --> 00:37:02,085 But Snuppy threw you a curve ball when he showed you that contract 776 00:37:02,111 --> 00:37:04,412 that said that Bubblegum was his, dead or alive. 777 00:37:04,450 --> 00:37:05,950 That was a surprise. 778 00:37:06,188 --> 00:37:08,221 I didn't know he could clone a dead dog. 779 00:37:08,301 --> 00:37:09,809 But I'm sure he was surprised 780 00:37:09,824 --> 00:37:12,072 when he discovered the ashes I turned over were nothing 781 00:37:12,087 --> 00:37:13,543 but a rat Bubblegum had caught. 782 00:37:13,792 --> 00:37:14,542 Slick. 783 00:37:15,846 --> 00:37:17,131 You don't know slick. 784 00:37:30,273 --> 00:37:33,397 I wish I felt more heroic tackling a woman half my size. 785 00:37:33,447 --> 00:37:35,373 You brought her down. She was your baby zebra. 786 00:37:35,388 --> 00:37:37,929 Or maybe she was the lion who had the baby zebra in her maw, 787 00:37:37,992 --> 00:37:40,071 and you were the crocodile that came from nowhere. 788 00:37:40,192 --> 00:37:42,028 I don't like the idea of being a crocodile, 789 00:37:42,053 --> 00:37:44,657 but I guess so long as the baby zebra got away. 790 00:37:46,052 --> 00:37:48,473 I'm gonna hug Digby and pretend that he's you. 791 00:37:54,475 --> 00:37:57,504 The pie maker was saddened that Chuck could hold Digby 792 00:37:57,698 --> 00:37:59,198 while he had no one, 793 00:37:59,932 --> 00:38:01,904 - save the waitress. - See you tomorrow. 794 00:38:01,970 --> 00:38:05,118 Who he now realized he did not want to hold. 795 00:38:05,979 --> 00:38:07,279 Not in that way. 796 00:38:08,668 --> 00:38:09,768 Still here. 797 00:38:09,783 --> 00:38:11,291 I'm sorry I've been avoiding you, 798 00:38:11,342 --> 00:38:13,985 and I'm sorry I said our saliva wasn't compatible. 799 00:38:15,730 --> 00:38:17,564 I'm a big girl. I'll be okay. 800 00:38:17,686 --> 00:38:18,986 I know you will. 801 00:38:19,694 --> 00:38:20,694 Will you? 802 00:38:23,441 --> 00:38:24,941 How will you ever... 803 00:38:25,312 --> 00:38:28,661 know if your saliva's compatible unless you kiss her kiss her? 804 00:38:28,835 --> 00:38:30,939 I already know. I think I know. 805 00:38:30,997 --> 00:38:33,083 No, I know or I will know. 806 00:38:35,002 --> 00:38:36,393 Just takes time. 807 00:38:37,528 --> 00:38:38,878 Time can take forever. 808 00:38:40,847 --> 00:38:43,047 I hope you and Chuck make it work. 809 00:38:43,171 --> 00:38:44,271 I really do. 810 00:38:44,545 --> 00:38:45,945 And if you can't, 811 00:38:46,207 --> 00:38:48,429 I hope it doesn't take forever to figure that out. 812 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,482 I just want you to be happy. 813 00:38:58,602 --> 00:39:00,062 And Olive did. 814 00:39:00,077 --> 00:39:02,945 Though she was not yet ready to let go of the hope 815 00:39:03,021 --> 00:39:06,951 that her perfect pie maker's perfect happiness might lie with her. 816 00:39:06,991 --> 00:39:07,741 Night. 817 00:39:08,351 --> 00:39:09,201 Yeah. 818 00:39:10,155 --> 00:39:13,437 As the pie maker pondered the hand that he just held, 819 00:39:13,636 --> 00:39:17,807 he began to understand the many different forms love could take, 820 00:39:18,154 --> 00:39:20,575 each one precious in its own way. 821 00:39:24,707 --> 00:39:25,707 Thanks. 822 00:39:26,326 --> 00:39:27,344 Though some... 823 00:39:27,464 --> 00:39:29,399 were more unique than others. 824 00:39:33,515 --> 00:39:35,018 You're the only one for me. 825 00:39:35,626 --> 00:39:37,726 I know you feel that now, but... 826 00:39:39,341 --> 00:39:41,123 there are things you want. 827 00:39:43,759 --> 00:39:46,195 - There are things we both want. - So? Everyone wants stuff. 828 00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:48,680 We wake up every day with a list of wishes a mile long, 829 00:39:48,695 --> 00:39:51,518 and maybe we spend our lives trying those wishes come true. But... 830 00:39:53,253 --> 00:39:56,430 just because we want them doesn't mean we need them to be happy. 831 00:39:58,049 --> 00:39:59,866 What do you need to be happy? 832 00:39:59,955 --> 00:40:00,890 Capture: swsub.com 833 00:40:01,416 --> 00:40:03,538 Sync: �AkaZab� and Toupack 834 00:40:06,457 --> 00:40:07,457 You. 835 00:40:07,592 --> 00:40:14,087 www.All-about-Subs.fr