1 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:15,348 ♪ You don't need a lover ♪ 2 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:20,854 ♪ Wanna see and I understand You're waiting on ♪ 3 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:24,774 ♪ Shorty, you've taken my heart... ♪ 4 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:28,153 - You don't wanna have the blackberry? - I counted this evenly. 5 00:00:28,236 --> 00:00:29,112 Equally? 6 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:31,906 - Equally. Same number of berries. - Can you share with me? 7 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,283 ♪...so long... ♪ 8 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:36,536 - Have a little blueberry. - Thank you. 9 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:38,329 That's it? I'll take it. 10 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,999 ♪ Shorty, will you take my love? ♪ 11 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,711 ♪ I don't wanna break your heart ♪ 12 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:47,255 ♪ Shorty, will you take... ♪ 13 00:00:47,338 --> 00:00:48,840 - No, no, no. - No, I gotta go. 14 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:50,842 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 15 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:52,594 ♪ Isn't it hard enough? ♪ 16 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:55,638 ♪ Shorty, will you take my... ♪ 17 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:58,117 I don't think I've left this bed since last Tuesday. 18 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,225 Mm-mm. 19 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:03,396 I'm not complaining, but I am excited to get away this weekend. 20 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,773 Me too. All right. 21 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:08,318 We can swap this bed for a similar or same-size bed. 22 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:12,447 Yes. Did you call the hotel to make sure there would be two bathrobes in the room? 23 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:14,532 - I did. - Sometimes, they only put one. 24 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:17,285 I wanna match with you on our first time away together. 25 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:20,663 I know. You've mentioned several times how important it is to you. 26 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:23,500 - There will be two. - Thank you. 27 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:36,096 Rabbi Cohen, hello. 28 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,394 Absolutely. I would love to cover for you this weekend. 29 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:47,190 Yes. It would be a pleasure. Thank you. Thank you for the opportunity. 30 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:49,859 - I'll work on it. Thanks. - This weekend? 31 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:51,653 Don't even say it. 32 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:54,489 - I'm so sorry. It was my boss. - What? 33 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:57,325 He needed me to cover for him this weekend. I couldn't say no. 34 00:01:57,408 --> 00:02:00,620 Now what am I supposed to do? Just stay at home alone? 35 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:04,124 Okay. Okay. 36 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:05,542 Hear me out. 37 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:06,751 What if... 38 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:11,589 It's not Big Sur, but my work thing is at a Jewish camp in Ojai. 39 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,259 I see how that doesn't sound fun. 40 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:17,220 - Keep talking. - Okay. I didn't lose you yet? Great. 41 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:19,722 All I have to do is one Torah study, then I'm free. 42 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,725 All weekend, we can do fun stuff. It's beautiful up there. 43 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:26,229 A gorgeous lake. Gorgeous mountain views. We can take walks. 44 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:27,647 Do they have matching robes? 45 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:29,732 They do not. 46 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:32,568 Well, 47 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:38,158 I guess unbuttoned flannel shirt, no bra, is one of my strongest looks. 48 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:40,285 Well, now you have to come. 49 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,546 - You can't go away this weekend. - Why? 50 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:54,257 You two have dinner with the Spotify execs. 51 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:56,092 - Did either of you read my email? - Yes. 52 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,051 Yes, I did. 53 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:59,512 And I was actually just about to reread it. 54 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:00,596 - Aloud. - Perfect. 55 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:04,434 Right? Yeah. "Spotify exec dinner." I got it here. All caps. "This Friday." 56 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,269 "Super urgent. 911. Call me now." 57 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,771 Alarm emoji, police emoji. You're so dramatic. 58 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:09,731 - Yeah. - I d... 59 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:11,649 - I saw that. - Me too. 60 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:15,320 They wanna talk about live shows, okay? This is urgent. That's where the money is. 61 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:18,281 Oh my God. I have a surprise work thing too. 62 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:19,699 Noah is gonna die. 63 00:03:19,782 --> 00:03:23,119 Okay, this isn't a surprise work thing. Joanne, wake up! 64 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:27,790 Okay, sorry. This is just annoying because I can't miss my romantic weekend, 65 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:31,461 but I really can't miss this dinner because clearly Morgan can't do it alone. 66 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:34,797 Excuse me. Okay. I am more than capable of doing it by myself. 67 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,050 - Uh... - I went to college for three semesters. 68 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,801 But you didn't go the other four years. 69 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:41,447 - Neither of you went to college. - One, two... There's two semesters. 70 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,015 - Who's going to the meeting? - Marc and Bailey. 71 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:48,978 Aren't they one step above assistants? I think maybe Morgan could pull it off. 72 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,064 Oh my God. Why are you being so snarky to me? 73 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:53,947 You're blowing off work to hang out with some guy you're barely dating. 74 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:56,527 I'm not... Look, it's actually getting serious, okay? 75 00:03:56,611 --> 00:04:00,031 Hence, the fact that we were gonna go away and make our relationship public. 76 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:02,242 Yeah. So public it's in the middle of the woods. 77 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,410 Oh my God. Why aren't you happy for me? 78 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,580 This is the first time I'm gonna have a boyfriend I actually like. 79 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:13,294 Okay, look, I am happy for you, but still, you have never let me bail on work, okay? 80 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:16,190 Remember when I had that sun blister? You made me go to that conference. 81 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:18,341 - I do. - It's called a cold sore, Morgan. 82 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:20,385 - Just say what it is. - It was a sun blister! 83 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:23,263 - She's not gonna be able to admit it. - Cold sore. 84 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:24,346 Why is she in denial? 85 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:27,392 I've been tested many times. They just don't happen on my face. 86 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:30,895 Send me the results. I need you both to focus. 87 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:34,232 Every single meeting is important. We need to close this damn deal. 88 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:35,733 Okay. 89 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:38,569 You go have your little weekend. 90 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:41,698 I will stay here and make sure we all have jobs. 91 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,324 - Sound good? - Great. 92 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,243 Okay, I guess Morgan's in charge now 93 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:48,746 and, um, I'll fix whatever she fucks up later. 94 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:51,833 - Can you guys hurry? - I guess. Sure. 95 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,420 Oh my God. I'm gonna have to sell my eggs. 96 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:03,553 Why are you taking her to Camp Haverim? That place sucks. 97 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:08,474 No, it doesn't. She's gonna love it. It's beautiful. That place is very cool. 98 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,102 Of course you think it's cool. You became a rabbi. 99 00:05:11,185 --> 00:05:12,979 The place is certifiably lame. 100 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:14,897 You're certifiably lame. 101 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,607 Oh my God. Is this her shirt? 102 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:17,608 Yeah. 103 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:20,028 That's incredible. It looks like a doll's. 104 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,281 I'm glad you're taking her up there. 105 00:05:23,781 --> 00:05:26,367 I can't wait to hear the tea about your tiny little shiksa 106 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:27,744 running around Camp Haverim. 107 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,537 No, there's not gonna be any tea. 108 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:30,455 - No? - No. 109 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:33,166 Rabbi Cohen asked me to cover for him. He's not gonna be there. 110 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:34,625 Nor will anyone else we know. 111 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:38,629 Trust me. I'm not ready to face the whole "I'm dating a shiksa" thing. 112 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:41,716 Just gonna be me and Joanne and a bunch of teens who don't care. 113 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:46,346 We're just in that, like, "have to spend every single second together" stage. 114 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:50,058 Yeah. Esther and I are there too. More of a legal thing though. 115 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:53,394 You shouldn't let the gyoza sit out. It goes bad early. 116 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:54,520 I left it for you. 117 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:59,400 Also, it's fun to think about her seeing me in my element, you know? 118 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:02,945 Yeah. The kids there, they have this nickname for me. 119 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:06,866 It's so stupid. I don't even remember it. It's "Hot Rabbi" or something. 120 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:08,159 I don't know. It's dumb. 121 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:10,036 Godspeed, Hot Rabbi. 122 00:06:12,121 --> 00:06:13,289 Oh, that one's not good. 123 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:15,166 Don't eat it. 124 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:17,460 I don't know what's up. I had two breakfasts. 125 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:20,338 ♪ I was only 18 ♪ 126 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,424 ♪ And you were 25 ♪ 127 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:28,763 ♪ I'd always meet you at the bus stop ♪ 128 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:31,140 ♪ You didn't wanna drive... ♪ 129 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,064 What's going on over here? 130 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:41,943 This is what we call banging your head to the Maccabee hits. Shall we? 131 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:43,361 - Yeah. - Hi! 132 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:47,990 - ♪ Shalom! Hey! ♪ - ♪ Shalom! Hey! ♪ 133 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,159 Little Noah Roklov! 134 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,828 - Hi! - Rabbi Shira. 135 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,831 I didn't know you were gonna be here. How are you? 136 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:58,000 I'm good. And who is this little ray of sunshine? 137 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,627 This is... This is Joanne. 138 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:02,130 This is my... This is my friend. 139 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:06,175 It's your friend? Shalom, Joanne. 140 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:10,012 Shalom to you too. Also, quick question. What does shalom mean? 141 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:13,808 It's a very common Hebrew word. It means hello, goodbye, and peace. 142 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,935 Oh, it's like the Jewish aloha. 143 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:17,353 - Yes! - Okay, love that. 144 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,437 I like her. 145 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:20,690 It's very exciting to have a gentile here. 146 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:24,652 You're all shiny and naturally blonde with the ability to digest cheese. 147 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:26,320 I have Lactaid in my purse. 148 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:28,030 No, don't ruin the fantasy for me. 149 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:31,075 - Okay. I eat exclusively cheese. - Yes! 150 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:33,536 Shira's a rabbi at nearby Temple Beth David. 151 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:35,496 Yes, but more importantly, 152 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:38,541 I was little Noah's camp counselor at this very place. 153 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:42,753 This was when he was extremely awkward, very into Beanie Babies. 154 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:43,671 - Whoa! - Yeah. 155 00:07:43,754 --> 00:07:46,716 In spite of that, he was somehow able to still get all the girls. 156 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,926 - Look at him now. All grown-up. - I can see that. 157 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:52,430 And in line for this big head rabbi job. Are the rumors true? 158 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:54,765 I... I don't know. Nothing's official. 159 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,350 Are you gonna kill me if I pull him? 160 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:58,686 There's a thousand people who wanna say hi to him. 161 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:00,038 - We'll be back. - Okay. 162 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:02,607 Shalom! That one meant goodbye. 163 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:07,069 I mean, look, guys. 164 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:10,281 - Wait, what's that? - What is that? 165 00:08:10,364 --> 00:08:11,908 What's up, ladies? 166 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,537 Camp is crazy, right? 167 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:18,706 Are you a new counselor? 168 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:19,707 Ew, no. 169 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:20,958 Are you dating Hot Rabbi? 170 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:25,004 You call him Hot Rabbi? Oh my God, that makes me so proud. 171 00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:27,381 One time, I pretended to choke so he would do CPR on me. 172 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:28,382 Genius. 173 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:31,135 Yeah, but he just hit me on the back a few times. 174 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,555 So, is he your boyfriend? 175 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:38,476 You know, when you're an adult, it's a little more nuanced than that. 176 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:42,146 Uh, but, yeah, we definitely are a we. 177 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,565 I just heard him introduce you as his friend. 178 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,527 Okay, again, nuance. 179 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:51,155 You probably didn't pick up the context if you just heard it walking by. 180 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,990 Pretty sure we got the context. 181 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:57,078 Oh my God. She sounds like Shoshana. 182 00:08:57,161 --> 00:08:59,247 - Yeah. - Totally! 183 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,331 No, I don't. 184 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:03,834 Who's Shoshana? 185 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,419 - Me. - Oh. 186 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:09,257 I was dating Elliot. We'd hang out, but only at places no one would go. 187 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:11,008 Like Ralph's. 188 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,176 Who's Ralph? 189 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,636 The grocery store. 190 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:14,887 Oh Jesus. 191 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,557 He wouldn't sit next to me on the bus ride to Haverim. 192 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,309 That's when I realized he doesn't wanna be seen with me. 193 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,144 So I'm having my mom pick me up early. 194 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,772 Oh, your generation is so weak. 195 00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:26,774 Okay. Uh... 196 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:30,027 We can't let things like that affect us, right? 197 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:33,114 One thing happens you don't like, you call your mom to pick you up? 198 00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:35,575 Besides, that's not what's going on over here, 199 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:40,788 so if you'll excuse me, I am gonna go find my boyfriend. 200 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,000 He was literally just like... 201 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,794 - He literally just called her his friend. - Yeah. 202 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:49,213 Well, hello, Hot Rabbi. 203 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:53,634 - Did you hear about that? - Yeah. They told me. 204 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:54,718 Oh no. 205 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:56,929 Practicing your shaloms? 206 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,974 Oh, I've been shaloming fast and loose to everybody. 207 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:02,727 Fantastic. Would you like to go to the cabin with me? 208 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:04,270 - Really? We just got here. - Yeah. 209 00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:06,939 I know, but I wanna do Hot Rabbi things to you. 210 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,149 Oh, okay. 211 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:19,285 ♪ I can't win, I can't win ♪ 212 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:23,623 ♪ I just crumble up into whatever I was... ♪ 213 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:28,044 - You spent every summer here? - Just about. 214 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,046 Except for one where I had the flu all summer. 215 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,589 - Oh. - Yeah. 216 00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:33,924 - Wanna hear something cool? - Mm-hmm. 217 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,218 That field is where I fractured my pinkie 218 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,055 during the most ruthless game of dodgeball in camp history. 219 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,682 Here's the kicker. Guess who threw the winning ball? 220 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,851 Was it a hero with a broken pinkie? 221 00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:45,269 You bet your ass. 222 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:48,648 And over there? That's where I asked Michelle Keys to be my girlfriend 223 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,524 after we slow danced at the camp social. 224 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,568 Michelle Keys wasn't a big ambiance girl. 225 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,278 The shed was the spot. 226 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:57,615 Camp stud? I just... I did not know. 227 00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:00,409 Did you ask a lot of girls to be your girlfriend at camp? 228 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:04,455 Mm-hmm. Yeah. You had to leave camp with a girlfriend. It was the whole point. 229 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:08,376 Okay. 230 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,170 Hold on. It's Morgan. Hold on. 231 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,216 Hi. What do you need? I'm flirting with a cute boy by a lake. 232 00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:19,178 Ashley just heard that an actual important person is coming to the meeting tonight. 233 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:20,346 Malcolm Miller. 234 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,306 He runs the entire podcast division, so... 235 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,224 - What? - Yes. 236 00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:24,576 - He's coming now? - Yes. 237 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,394 Okay. That's okay. Uh... 238 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:29,355 - You're great with powerful guys. - No. He's married. 239 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,773 - Fuck! Okay. - Yeah. 240 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,358 Well, then I'm coming home. 241 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,068 No. No! Don't. Stay. 242 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:37,446 Morgan, you cannot handle the entire podcast division by... 243 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,198 Joanne? No, I'm doing this. 244 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:42,410 I need you to send me episode summaries for potential live shows. 245 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:45,830 Shit. I don't have my notes. I left my computer at Noah's. 246 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:48,249 Sasha can let her into my place so she can grab 'em. 247 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:49,709 - I'll text him. - Okay. 248 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,420 Did you hear that? Sasha can get you the notes. 249 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:55,381 Morgan, I really need to make sure that you do not blow this... 250 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:56,298 Bye. 251 00:11:58,509 --> 00:11:59,509 And she hung up. 252 00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:01,178 She seemed confident. 253 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:06,183 Yeah. Yeah. She's... She'll be... She is gonna be... 254 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:10,521 I need to go back to the cabin, write some additional notes for her, just in case. 255 00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:13,441 All right, how about this? I'll go grab us two plates of food. 256 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,317 When you're done, we'll go on a picnic. 257 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,444 - A picnic? - Yeah. 258 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:19,113 I brought the perfect dress, but only if we're backlit, 259 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,365 so stay to the west of me. 260 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,159 - I'm gonna wear this. - Okay. 261 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:24,886 - See you then. - Yeah. 262 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,625 Oh my God. Thank you. Oh my God. 263 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,378 I need this so bad. It's been a nightmare. 264 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,379 Here we go. 265 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,715 I got a guy who can wipe that in an hour. 266 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:41,385 What? No. I just need to get some stuff off of it for a work meeting tonight. 267 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,597 Sorry. You just had a real manic energy, so I was feeling perplexed... 268 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,224 Yeah, because my sister is ditching our work dinner 269 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,018 to have sex with your stupid brother. 270 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,561 Now the big boss guy is coming. 271 00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:53,457 I'm freaking out because I need to show people that I can do this alone. 272 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,107 Oh, I get it. 273 00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:59,695 - You're the loser sibling. - What? 274 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,906 And no judgment. I'm the loser sibling. 275 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:04,658 It's hard to compete when your brother's the Jewish Jesus. 276 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:05,742 Yeah. 277 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,496 Doesn't make as much sense with you. 278 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,206 - Hmm. - You're cool as hell. 279 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,957 You have a witty comeback for everything. 280 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:15,544 You're like a smoke show. You got this hot earth mother vibe going on. 281 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,796 - What? - You know? 282 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,507 And you're way hotter than your sister. She's too short. 283 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,550 Finally, somebody gets it, right? 284 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,634 - Oh! - So short. 285 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,429 About this thing tonight, a couple of years ago, 286 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,599 I met this hostage negotiator at a bar, and he was telling me... 287 00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:31,685 Wait. This isn't a hostage situation. This is just a work dinner. 288 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,021 Everything in life is a hostage situation. 289 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,232 Okay. 290 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:40,110 Anyway, he was telling me about this technique he used called "mirroring." 291 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,071 All you do, no matter what this guy says, 292 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:45,616 just repeat the last few words back to him like it's smart and interesting, 293 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:46,784 and he'll keep talking. 294 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,907 It's gotten me out of a lot of difficult situations. 295 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:52,248 "A lot of difficult situations"? 296 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,833 Mm-hmm. I've used it at home. 297 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,794 I've used it at work. One time, I used it at a Dutch prison. 298 00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:57,920 A Dutch prison? 299 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,130 Turns out cocaine's still super illegal there. 300 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,132 Wait, cocaine is still super illegal over there? 301 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,303 - Holy shit. You're so good at that. - Thank you. 302 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,054 It was a great tip. 303 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,224 Thank you for the tip. No, that doesn't work. 304 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:11,642 No, not as good. 305 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,195 Just the man I was looking for. 306 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:28,242 Rabbi Cohen, hi. I thought... I thought that you had a donor meeting. 307 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:30,327 The Schlossbergs had a change of schedule, 308 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:36,125 so I just, uh, figured I would pop up and watch the Torah study in action. 309 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,043 Yes, excellent! 310 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,546 I'm so glad you're gonna be there in person. 311 00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,840 Yeah, you're... you're really loading up here. 312 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,759 Yeah. Yeah. It's all for me. 313 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:49,680 I get so hungry before I do public speaking. 314 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:53,309 Oh, I get it. Many activities make me hungry. 315 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,435 Yeah. 316 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,854 Well, this food's not gonna eat itself, so I'll just... 317 00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,107 - Okay. Be careful. - Yep, steps. 318 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,902 - See you there! - See you there. 319 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:03,861 Glad you're here. 320 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:09,366 Oh, you gorgeous bitch. You did it again. 321 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,789 - Hi. - Hello. 322 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,168 - I love it. - Picnic outfit. 323 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:24,381 Yes. You know, I was thinking we should just do a picnic inside instead. 324 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,885 Put some blankets down, get a fire going, get cozy in here. 325 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:31,138 I don't know. I pictured it outside. I really want the wind in my hair. 326 00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:34,391 Yes, I get that, but a picnic inside could be really good 327 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,685 'cause, think about it, more privacy. 328 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,395 - Okay. - Less bugs. 329 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,857 Well, I don't like bugs, and I do like privacy. 330 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:46,153 Mm, and then maybe after our privacy, we can go sit out under the trees. 331 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:49,198 I gotta run over and do that Torah study, and then we'll do it. 332 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,200 Oh, I know. I'm gonna be there. 333 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,243 I'm gonna be filming it, front row, 334 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,412 like an embarrassing aunt with no kids of her own. 335 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,415 You know, I was thinking about that. It's gonna be pretty boring. 336 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:01,001 You might wanna just hang here, relax, read a book. 337 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,670 Oh no, I definitely wanna come. 338 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,964 It's gonna be boring. You don't need to be there. 339 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,008 - You acting weird? - I don't think so. 340 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,053 I feel like you're acting strange. 341 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,393 Okay, look. Uh... 342 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,938 My boss just showed up unexpectedly, 343 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:25,567 and I... don't know if it's a good idea 344 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,446 for him to see me with you here. 345 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,157 Oh, are you serious? Were you not supposed to bring a guest? 346 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,035 No, I can... I can bring a guest. I just, um... 347 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,374 Look, I'm up for a big promotion, 348 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,627 and, um, he's a very traditional man. 349 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,463 And, um, he holds my future in his hands, 350 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,174 and, uh, if I'm being honest, this has now... 351 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,344 It's become a weird situation for me. 352 00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,180 Oh. 353 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,142 Because of me? 354 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,561 Because I'm not Jewish? 355 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,270 I get it. 356 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,524 Well, thank you for being honest. 357 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,484 - Are you okay? - Um... Mm-hmm. 358 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,361 Yep. I'm good. 359 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:16,035 Yep. I... am dressed for the outdoors, so I'm gonna... 360 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,620 I'm gonna still go. I'm gonna just take both. 361 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,999 I'm gonna go outside and have, you know, my own little picnic. 362 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:22,958 That's fine. 363 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,669 ♪ Light from the sun... ♪ 364 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,755 ♪ Soothing my heart... ♪ 365 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:28,881 Oh God. 366 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:34,887 Be careful. It's hot. 367 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,848 ♪ When I grow old ♪ 368 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,934 ♪ What will you say then? ♪ 369 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,686 Hey! 370 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,899 Shabbat Shalom, Joanne. 371 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,736 Shabbat Shalom to you too. 372 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:55,074 You should join us. We're making candles for Shabbat. It's really fun. 373 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:59,995 And I think it'll help take your mind off whatever your mind happens to be on. 374 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,706 I'm not... 375 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,959 I'm just... having two adult servings of bread. 376 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,837 What is Shabbat? 377 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,007 Oh, uh, from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday, 378 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,258 we take a day of rest, 379 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:16,887 and we hang out with our loved ones and reflect on the week we just had. 380 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,680 - You're not allowed to work? - Mm-mm. 381 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,599 You just sit and chat with friends and family? 382 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,227 That sounds really nice. 383 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,854 It is. It's really nice to connect with family 384 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,023 and talk shit about the people that annoy you. 385 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,150 Oh! Now you're speaking my language. 386 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:34,029 I knew I was. Oh, I have to help Anna with her candle. Excuse me. 387 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:39,952 So where's Hot Rabbi? 388 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,747 Well, you girls were right. 389 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,833 Noah is trying to hide me. 390 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,543 Dead that you call him Noah! 391 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,046 He seemed so into me. And, I don't know... 392 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,131 Been there. 393 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,842 I guess it's official. I am a Shoshana. 394 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,428 - No offense, girl. - It happens. 395 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,723 Honestly, you should leave him, so that in five or six years, 396 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:05,227 he can reconnect with a former camper he can spend the rest of his life with. 397 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,524 I feel like such an idiot. 398 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,610 I gave up a very important work thing to be here with him. 399 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,822 When I'm older, I don't wanna be sad like this. 400 00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:19,700 Joanne is, like, 50, and she's being a pick-me girl. 401 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:22,452 I wanna be empowered and confident when I'm middle-aged. 402 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:26,790 I am confident, and I am empowered! That's, like, my whole brand. 403 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,252 And that's what I should be focusing on. Me. 404 00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:35,424 Wow. You girls harshly judging me actually helped. 405 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,593 And now I'm leaving. 406 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,262 I guess your generation is weak too. 407 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,653 Hey, girls. 408 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:01,867 - Girls, have you seen Joanne? - She left, Noah. 409 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,703 Uh, um, call me Rabbi Roklov. 410 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,663 So she left, huh? 411 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,457 Yeah. She realized how sus you are. 412 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:10,334 I'm not sus. 413 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,294 You treated Joanne like a slam-piece. 414 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,712 "Slam-piece"? 415 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,339 Are all guys medically stupid? 416 00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:18,133 She wants to be your girlfriend, Noah, not your friend. 417 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:20,594 I can't believe I ever loved you. 418 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,356 Hi! 419 00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,774 Morgan! 420 00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:36,235 So glad we can get this on the books. Where's your sister? 421 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,029 Who cares? You got the good one. 422 00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,822 - Right! - No, no. I'm just kidding. 423 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:45,118 Joanne is on some annoying adventure that will eventually blow up 424 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,454 and make a great story for our podcast, so... 425 00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:49,581 - Amazing. - So great to finally meet. 426 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,376 I really love putting a face to the voice. 427 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,920 - Oh. - Please just tell me about yourself. 428 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,089 I really like to get friendly with the hosts. 429 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,383 It's probably because I was born in Canada. 430 00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,134 You were born in Canada? 431 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,595 - Yeah. Well, uh, born in Canada. - Amazing. 432 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:07,349 But raised in Chicago, which you can probably tell from my accent. 433 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,643 I... I can hear a slight accent. 434 00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:13,355 A little bit there. Well, funny story about my days in Chicago. 435 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,316 I love Sammy Sosa. 436 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,652 This one's good. 437 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,529 - Thank you. - Oh! 438 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,905 How's your lady friend? 439 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,242 She left. 440 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,869 Oh. Well, that's a bummer. She seemed great. 441 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,746 Yeah. Yeah. She is. 442 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,207 I sort of freaked out when Rabbi Cohen showed up, 443 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,294 and, um, it didn't go over so well with her. 444 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,170 - Mm. Got it. - Yeah. 445 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:40,590 Think he'd still back me for head rabbi if he knew I was with a gentile? 446 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,844 Hmm. I think you're asking the wrong question. 447 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,763 How do you feel when you're with her? 448 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,725 Honestly, I have never felt like this in my entire life. 449 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,769 But you know, it is 450 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,315 not without its significant complications. 451 00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:00,068 Judaism has been around for thousands of years, right? 452 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,739 And all but the last 50 of those, women were not allowed to be rabbis. 453 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:07,075 But here I am, so suck it. 454 00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,953 I mean, change is a process. 455 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:12,914 Maybe you change. Maybe she does. Maybe you both do. 456 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,668 But that doesn't mean you give up something great because it's difficult. 457 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:23,759 I cried every day for a year, and then I was ready to move on. 458 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:27,137 - Mm. - Oh, I've never told anyone that before. 459 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,222 - You're kidding? - No. 460 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:33,268 Wait. You guys get all the podcast guests to feel that comfortable? 461 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,561 We try, but... 462 00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:38,065 It's mostly Morgan. People underestimate how good she is. 463 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,192 Oh, some people do. 464 00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:44,654 Mm-hmm. Well, it's because you have given people reasons to feel that way. 465 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,990 - Oh. Have I? - Yeah, you have. 466 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,700 Okay. Let's hear about that. 467 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:53,372 And that is some of the sisterly magic that happens when we're both here. 468 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,332 Wow. Wonderful. 469 00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:57,918 And I think it would go really well with our live shows. 470 00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:00,045 Which is where we would like the show to go. 471 00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,046 Cheers to that. 472 00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,214 What's happening? 473 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:03,840 Sweet. 474 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,551 Sorry. Will you excuse me for just a second? 475 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,970 Okay. Oh, who's that? 476 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,306 Oh, that is Joanne's rabbi boyfriend. 477 00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:13,475 Mm-mm. Just a friend. 478 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:16,186 But in my spare time, I do consult on biblical matters. 479 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,231 Sorry about that. 480 00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:20,148 Is that true? 481 00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,819 - What are you doing here? - Ashley told me you'd be here. 482 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:25,445 Listen, I'm so sorry. 483 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,906 I know you... you pushed off work for me, 484 00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:30,826 and then I literally hid you from my boss. 485 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,327 - Mm-hmm. - I totally panicked. 486 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,287 I know how much that must have hurt, okay? 487 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:37,374 But, Joanne, I don't wanna lose you, okay? 488 00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:40,419 And I promise, if you just give me a little time, 489 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:41,795 I will work that out. 490 00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:43,171 It did hurt, Noah. 491 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,257 And also, you called me your friend 492 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:48,218 in front of the teens, whose opinion I care about most. 493 00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:49,301 That was so sus. 494 00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:52,848 But maybe, most importantly, you made me miss my first Shabbat. 495 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,643 - Your first Shabbat? - Yes, Noah. It's Friday. 496 00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:59,438 That is when Shabbat happens. I learned about it at candle making. 497 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:03,066 I can fix this. Hang on. Just hang on. 498 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:09,030 Can I have two glasses of your house red, please? Thanks. 499 00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:14,034 Hold that thought. 500 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:21,835 Someone forgot their Shabbat candles at camp. 501 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:28,091 Now, did Shira tell you why we light two candles on Shabbat? 502 00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:30,217 No. 503 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:33,513 There's a few interpretations, but I'll tell you my favorite. 504 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:37,934 The candles represent the two temples in Jerusalem that were destroyed, 505 00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:40,645 and we light them to remind us that buildings can crumble, 506 00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,105 but that doesn't matter. 507 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:45,150 What matters is gathering with people we care about, 508 00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:47,194 so Shabbat can happen anywhere. 509 00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,820 It's kinda like a pop-up. 510 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,906 Yeah, it is. 511 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,991 So welcome to your first Shabbat dinner. 512 00:24:54,075 --> 00:24:56,328 You wanna light the candles? I'll say the prayers. 513 00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:59,539 - Okay. - Here's an abridged version. 514 00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:16,264 Cheers. 515 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:17,516 ♪...I can't explain ♪ 516 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:20,977 ♪ Full of words I don't know how to say ♪ 517 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:24,814 ♪ And without a little twist of fate ♪ 518 00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:28,443 ♪ I know I'd still be searching, baby ♪ 519 00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:32,280 ♪ I swear That you've been sent to save me... ♪ 520 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,407 I have something really important to ask you. 521 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,619 And it's not just because it's the last day of camp. 522 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:39,871 Joanne, 523 00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:45,377 would you please, please be my girlfriend? 524 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:48,004 ♪...the only one that my heart... ♪ 525 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:50,632 Noah, we're adults. Let's just say we're off the apps. 526 00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:54,803 She said yes! She said yes. We're off the apps! 527 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,180 ♪ It's always been you It's always been you ♪ 528 00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:04,813 ♪ It's always been you It's always been you ♪ 529 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:13,822 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 530 00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:15,740 ♪ It's always been you, yeah ♪ 531 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:22,824 ♪ You're only the one That my heart keeps coming back to ♪ 532 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:32,257 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 533 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:37,262 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 534 00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:39,848 ♪ It's always been you, yeah ♪ 535 00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:45,770 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ooh ♪ 536 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,272 ♪ It's always been you ♪ 537 00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:54,355 ♪ You're the only one That my heart keeps coming back to ♪