1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:06,038 Joe Pera Replies To Your Questions About Winter Sports 2 00:00:06,477 --> 00:00:08,986 I just wish you would think about real things. 3 00:00:22,474 --> 00:00:23,524 Snowmobiles. 4 00:00:26,799 --> 00:00:27,849 Snowmobiles. 5 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:33,791 Snowmobiles. 6 00:00:38,186 --> 00:00:39,236 Snowmobiles. 7 00:00:41,410 --> 00:00:42,460 Snowmobiles. 8 00:00:43,676 --> 00:00:44,726 Snowmobiles. 9 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:47,183 Snowmobiles. 10 00:00:48,290 --> 00:00:49,340 Snowmobiles. 11 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:54,796 Hello. My name is Joe Pera, 12 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:59,780 and this program had to regarding winter sports. 13 00:01:00,482 --> 00:01:03,722 But after my conversation with Sarah from last week, 14 00:01:03,912 --> 00:01:06,354 They don't seem that important. 15 00:01:06,758 --> 00:01:09,285 With 65 million refugees, 16 00:01:09,557 --> 00:01:13,020 It seems a bit stupid to me talk about sledding. 17 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:16,227 It was a good match, though. 18 00:01:16,456 --> 00:01:20,649 The Melskys' eldest daughter, Nicole, scored two goals and an assist, 19 00:01:20,659 --> 00:01:24,825 but I haven't seen him because I'm training him eyes so you don't need glasses. 20 00:01:28,136 --> 00:01:29,246 Two? 21 00:01:30,064 --> 00:01:33,265 I suppose sports is still useful for some things. 22 00:01:33,738 --> 00:01:37,444 One, they teach you how face failure. 23 00:01:37,627 --> 00:01:40,248 Two, they build community. 24 00:01:40,338 --> 00:01:42,259 - And three... - Hey, Joe. Have you seen my phone? 25 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,641 I... I'm sorry, Mike, I didn't see it. 26 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:52,061 Someone told me this week that I don't think about the right things. 27 00:01:52,398 --> 00:01:53,854 What are you thinking about? 28 00:01:54,036 --> 00:01:59,146 Well, I usually think about whether cars can shelter themselves. And what are you thinking? 29 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:04,112 Most days I think of Grandma and Gus and Gene, 30 00:02:04,515 --> 00:02:07,951 to what I have to do for work, and trying not to eat anything 31 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,368 too spicy. 32 00:02:10,215 --> 00:02:13,566 A couple of weeks ago, I was thinking hard, 33 00:02:13,576 --> 00:02:18,337 trying to figure out whether to eat spaghetti could be the highlight of my year. 34 00:02:19,103 --> 00:02:21,293 But I think Sarah was right. 35 00:02:21,822 --> 00:02:26,259 I should dedicate my time to reflection on real issues such as: 36 00:02:26,811 --> 00:02:29,844 America will pay for what have we done? 37 00:02:30,293 --> 00:02:33,794 What happens when grandma doesn't she will no longer be able to live alone and... 38 00:02:33,804 --> 00:02:36,850 Why is Lulu so mad at me? 39 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:39,162 It seems to be something more 40 00:02:39,172 --> 00:02:43,486 about that time Gene and I have bought 12 movies from satellite channel. 41 00:02:48,948 --> 00:02:50,596 Can I ask you something? 42 00:02:51,462 --> 00:02:57,288 You think we're on the brink and a single connection to the electricity grid will be enough 43 00:02:57,298 --> 00:02:59,657 throw ourselves at each other? 44 00:03:00,867 --> 00:03:02,926 I think Sarah thinks so. 45 00:03:03,361 --> 00:03:07,031 Before even mentioning the its fortified basement, 46 00:03:07,041 --> 00:03:10,541 It should have occurred to me who is one of those people who 47 00:03:10,551 --> 00:03:13,012 they prepare for the collapse of society. 48 00:03:13,372 --> 00:03:16,872 Like the time he wore it thermal Mylar pants at school. 49 00:03:17,818 --> 00:03:22,985 Or like every time I show her something, tells me how I can make a fire in it. 50 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,177 Or when I met her at the supermarket 51 00:03:26,758 --> 00:03:28,519 and he had all those cans. 52 00:03:29,163 --> 00:03:33,001 I'm trying to see the big picture, but it's making me car sick 53 00:03:33,011 --> 00:03:35,207 and it's also influencing my work. 54 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:39,558 I was auditioning for soloist on Tuesday, and things went a bit south. 55 00:03:40,073 --> 00:03:43,967 - Are you ready, Thatcher Jay? - I was born ready. 56 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:48,960 - Do you have questions about music? - No, not really. 57 00:03:49,279 --> 00:03:50,519 This is good. 58 00:03:50,935 --> 00:03:53,755 If you're nervous, think about the fact that 59 00:03:53,765 --> 00:03:57,129 when Robert De Niro did the audition for "The Godfather", 60 00:03:57,139 --> 00:04:00,427 has lost the role of Sonny with James Caan. 61 00:04:00,437 --> 00:04:05,777 But luckily, he was then able to interpret the young Vito in "The Godfather 2". 62 00:04:07,021 --> 00:04:07,938 Okay. 63 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,250 Have you seen "The Godfather"? 64 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:11,603 No. 65 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:13,076 Me neither. 66 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,853 I try to avoid films with violence. 67 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:20,149 - Can I ask you something? - What? 68 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,628 Do you think our society is governed by violence? 69 00:04:23,860 --> 00:04:26,926 Yes, I think, in a certain sense, it's true. I mean... 70 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:30,093 with all the violence of weapons, people hear of 71 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,299 having to protect themselves if they others have guns, 72 00:04:32,309 --> 00:04:34,973 and then he says, "Well, I have to have one too." 73 00:04:36,258 --> 00:04:38,598 I've been a bit... 74 00:04:39,712 --> 00:04:43,812 I... it's not like we're dating, but I have spent some time with a woman, 75 00:04:44,055 --> 00:04:47,425 and she thinks the world will end soon. 76 00:04:50,037 --> 00:04:51,907 Do you... think so? 77 00:04:55,218 --> 00:04:57,015 What do you usually think about? 78 00:05:01,063 --> 00:05:03,919 Sometimes I think about my family a lot. 79 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:05,921 It seems to me... 80 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:10,133 to think about what I'll do when they will be gone, and... 81 00:05:11,832 --> 00:05:13,762 I think about that too. 82 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:17,378 And sometimes it makes me very sad the fact that I know that... 83 00:05:18,258 --> 00:05:20,769 one day I will die and... 84 00:05:21,010 --> 00:05:23,510 and all mine too friends and my family. 85 00:05:25,043 --> 00:05:27,720 How often do you think about this kind of thing? 86 00:05:29,237 --> 00:05:30,520 Almost every day. 87 00:05:31,043 --> 00:05:33,761 In your opinion what is the matter most important of all? 88 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,881 Well, the first thing that comes to me in mind is having a family. 89 00:05:38,073 --> 00:05:41,831 But if everyone around you they moved away or died, 90 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:45,460 the second thing probably they are friends. 91 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:47,796 Pay attention. 92 00:05:48,234 --> 00:05:51,173 - Why? - Because if you don't pay attention, 93 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,012 then... 94 00:05:53,751 --> 00:05:55,492 you don't know what to do. 95 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,456 If your friends know who you are, you don't need anyone else, you know? 96 00:05:59,466 --> 00:06:00,892 Be yourself. 97 00:06:02,054 --> 00:06:03,907 Yes. I like it. 98 00:06:05,302 --> 00:06:06,773 Ready to sing the solo? 99 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,148 Yes. 100 00:06:09,046 --> 00:06:10,900 When you want. 101 00:06:12,177 --> 00:06:16,521 102 00:06:16,531 --> 00:06:19,319 103 00:06:19,586 --> 00:06:24,828 104 00:06:24,838 --> 00:06:27,877 105 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:04,122 Basement fort-- 106 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,060 Joey, what are you thinking? 107 00:07:08,410 --> 00:07:12,865 As in 15 years 30% of the jobs in the United States it will be done by robots. 108 00:07:13,638 --> 00:07:15,004 Oh. 109 00:07:17,784 --> 00:07:20,545 You think they're going to automate choir teaching? 110 00:07:20,634 --> 00:07:22,076 Probably not. 111 00:07:23,129 --> 00:07:27,062 Here you are. Eat a meatball while the pasta boils. 112 00:07:27,496 --> 00:07:28,544 Oh. 113 00:07:29,555 --> 00:07:30,922 Ohh! 114 00:07:31,979 --> 00:07:35,487 I think I understand why most some of the things that go through my head 115 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,847 It's about food. 116 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,421 - Hey, grandma? - Yes? 117 00:07:47,546 --> 00:07:50,293 - When a drone kills a human being... - Joey... 118 00:07:51,046 --> 00:07:53,106 you ask a lot of good questions, 119 00:07:53,116 --> 00:07:56,966 and not even an intelligent person could answer them all at once. 120 00:07:57,196 --> 00:08:01,137 So, why don't you choose one, you find the answer and then 121 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,836 do you move on to the next one? 122 00:08:03,533 --> 00:08:06,768 - And which is the most important? - This. 123 00:08:07,549 --> 00:08:08,978 When are you getting married? 124 00:08:09,149 --> 00:08:12,916 Oh. I bought this at the shopping center 125 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,526 - so stop asking me. - Oh, Joey. 126 00:08:16,286 --> 00:08:21,926 If you get married without telling me, I'll kill you with my pots and vases. 127 00:08:24,259 --> 00:08:26,767 Violence is rooted in us. 128 00:08:26,777 --> 00:08:27,777 Yes. 129 00:08:31,382 --> 00:08:33,647 I think I messed up with Sarah. 130 00:08:33,657 --> 00:08:34,921 In what way? 131 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:38,636 I know I was definitely wrong about the question of the rat musical, 132 00:08:38,646 --> 00:08:40,172 but beyond that, 133 00:08:40,527 --> 00:08:44,627 I just think we see the world... in very different ways. 134 00:08:44,847 --> 00:08:47,926 Well, you don't have to see the world the same way. 135 00:08:47,936 --> 00:08:49,697 You just have to get along. 136 00:08:49,864 --> 00:08:51,521 Do you like talking to her? 137 00:08:52,452 --> 00:08:53,481 Yes. 138 00:08:54,048 --> 00:08:56,359 Are you happy when you are around her? 139 00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:57,694 Yes. 140 00:08:58,738 --> 00:09:00,048 Do you do drugs? 141 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,108 I don't know this. 142 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,492 Can he dance? 143 00:09:04,789 --> 00:09:05,789 Yes. 144 00:09:06,030 --> 00:09:07,485 Do you think she's beautiful? 145 00:09:07,962 --> 00:09:08,749 Yes. 146 00:09:09,217 --> 00:09:12,118 As if an old woman had been transformed into a young woman 147 00:09:12,128 --> 00:09:14,070 in the best possible way. 148 00:09:14,543 --> 00:09:18,006 And she is passionate about music and owns a snowmobile. 149 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,126 Do you own a motorcycle... a snowmobile? 150 00:09:21,156 --> 00:09:22,406 A snowmobile. 151 00:09:28,925 --> 00:09:30,629 I better go and apologize. 152 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:31,995 Okay. 153 00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:33,980 Well, have the cookies. 154 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:37,525 - Where? - They're right up there. 155 00:10:07,026 --> 00:10:08,280 Hi, Sarah. 156 00:10:09,866 --> 00:10:14,715 It's probably my last chance to say something, so I wanted to say it. 157 00:10:15,183 --> 00:10:16,475 What happens? 158 00:10:17,832 --> 00:10:22,612 I'm sorry to be the one to let you know, but all the big banks are failing. 159 00:10:23,495 --> 00:10:26,241 Investors in panic they are withdrawing their money 160 00:10:26,439 --> 00:10:31,194 from them and the markets all at once, which, as you know, leads to hyperinflation. 161 00:10:31,910 --> 00:10:35,750 With all faith lost in the dollar, people do everything 162 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:39,003 to get your hands on on the yen, on the euro or, 163 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,774 if she is luckier, on gold. 164 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:44,079 Now I'm going to loot the supermarket, 165 00:10:44,089 --> 00:10:47,860 but in case something happens, I wanted you to have these. 166 00:10:48,221 --> 00:10:49,774 Thank you. 167 00:10:51,239 --> 00:10:52,643 Come in. 168 00:10:54,745 --> 00:10:55,895 Okay. 169 00:10:57,543 --> 00:11:00,520 Where are your glasses. And when did you get married? 170 00:11:14,172 --> 00:11:15,748 You can eat one if you want. 171 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,837 I don't need yours permission to do anything. 172 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:22,801 Take off your coat. 173 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:33,937 Sarah? 174 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:35,979 I told a lie. 175 00:11:36,951 --> 00:11:39,022 The big banks are not collapsing. 176 00:11:39,334 --> 00:11:41,281 They're fine, actually. 177 00:11:41,904 --> 00:11:43,888 Bank of America is doing well. 178 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:47,019 - Citigroup is fine. - Joe, I know. 179 00:11:47,412 --> 00:11:51,534 I have an alert letting me know when i markets fall below a certain threshold. 180 00:11:52,476 --> 00:11:55,003 I just wanted to apologize for the show. 181 00:11:55,490 --> 00:11:57,248 I lost my perspective. 182 00:11:57,863 --> 00:11:58,855 All right. 183 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:02,879 I probably should have let you talk of the rats for a few more minutes. 184 00:12:06,030 --> 00:12:08,134 I can see yours fortified basement? 185 00:12:11,024 --> 00:12:12,024 Certain. 186 00:12:40,013 --> 00:12:43,046 Please don't judge me. It's a work in progress. 187 00:12:43,206 --> 00:12:44,206 Okay. 188 00:12:59,805 --> 00:13:00,891 Wow. 189 00:13:13,986 --> 00:13:16,703 It's not bombproof, but it has everything I need. 190 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,372 Over there is my water, 191 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:23,267 and there are canned foods and non-perishable items. 192 00:13:24,184 --> 00:13:25,401 Medicines... 193 00:13:25,957 --> 00:13:27,007 Tools... 194 00:13:27,764 --> 00:13:28,814 Generator. 195 00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:34,377 What is this? 196 00:13:35,211 --> 00:13:36,746 Antibiotics. 197 00:13:37,326 --> 00:13:38,957 It's a good thing to have. 198 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,479 And this one here? 199 00:13:44,618 --> 00:13:47,407 It's honey. It lasts forever. 200 00:13:48,484 --> 00:13:50,949 I imagine this too it's good to have it. 201 00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:52,719 And what about this? 202 00:13:52,906 --> 00:13:56,070 It's cinnamon whiskey. It's my favorite. Do you want some? 203 00:13:56,304 --> 00:14:00,152 - I probably shouldn't, unless... - There's a chemical toilet over there. 204 00:14:07,686 --> 00:14:10,775 Do you mind if I put on my glasses? 205 00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:13,420 - Yes, okay. - Okay. 206 00:14:19,157 --> 00:14:21,928 Wow, look at all these beans. 207 00:14:22,307 --> 00:14:23,307 Are you hungry? 208 00:14:23,786 --> 00:14:24,835 A little. 209 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,783 I thought you too I was a survivalist, 210 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:40,625 because you're a little obsessed from things like beans, you know. 211 00:14:40,635 --> 00:14:44,092 And that time I asked you what are you passionate about, you said: 212 00:14:44,445 --> 00:14:46,042 "Collecting seeds". 213 00:14:46,757 --> 00:14:49,565 I like to try things new in my garden. 214 00:14:49,575 --> 00:14:50,505 Right. 215 00:14:52,738 --> 00:14:53,883 Then, 216 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:58,137 last week at the supermarket yours cart seemed to suggest the same thing. 217 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:02,058 And I thought you were doing a drill when you were without power for a week. 218 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,265 Oh. No. 219 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:07,146 Lulu went on a cruise with his group, 220 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:11,651 So Gene and I took the phones off the hook and pretended to be fur trappers 221 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,019 French Canadians holed up for the winter. 222 00:15:14,029 --> 00:15:17,226 We made a bunch of recipes from 18th century with high nutritional content 223 00:15:17,236 --> 00:15:20,034 and slow conservation, like pemmican. 224 00:15:20,582 --> 00:15:22,959 When Lulu came back, she was quite angry, 225 00:15:22,969 --> 00:15:25,957 because the whole place stunk of onions and pickles. 226 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,861 - I make pemmican too. - Really? 227 00:15:27,871 --> 00:15:28,722 Mm-hmm. 228 00:15:29,544 --> 00:15:30,593 Look here. 229 00:15:32,881 --> 00:15:34,006 Holy cow. 230 00:15:34,491 --> 00:15:35,741 Here, you try it. 231 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:37,314 I think you'd be good. 232 00:15:40,488 --> 00:15:42,229 Loosen your wrist a little. 233 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:43,745 - Okay. - And like... 234 00:15:43,755 --> 00:15:46,146 Let me… don't worry to aim. That's it. 235 00:15:46,156 --> 00:15:47,178 - Okay. - Yes. 236 00:15:49,151 --> 00:15:50,885 - Nice shot. - Wow. 237 00:15:50,895 --> 00:15:53,439 You have a natural talent. Here, try again. 238 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:58,144 - It's good to throw a knife. - It feels very good... Oh, careful. 239 00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:01,033 Nothing special. 240 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,508 Oh, nice work! 241 00:16:07,631 --> 00:16:09,406 You have to put it at the bottom. 242 00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:11,054 After all, what? 243 00:16:11,242 --> 00:16:14,255 - Oh, is that the bag? - Yes, this is the bag. 244 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:17,491 Ok, then you hold it... and there you go. 245 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,761 What types of tape are they? 246 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,453 That's brown tape. The other is white ribbon. 247 00:16:25,463 --> 00:16:27,713 You need to start drinking a little more. 248 00:16:28,983 --> 00:16:31,235 Ok, in the meantime you can eat peanut butter 249 00:16:31,245 --> 00:16:32,733 - if you want an appetizer. - Certain. 250 00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:33,912 - Here it is. - Put it on the cracker? 251 00:16:33,922 --> 00:16:35,386 Of course, that's exactly how it is. 252 00:16:35,396 --> 00:16:38,362 No, no, that's a throwing knife. 253 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,041 You spread the peanut butter with the throwing knife. 254 00:16:41,051 --> 00:16:42,662 - Because it's... - No, don't lick it. 255 00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:45,119 I'm serious. Don't lick it. Don't lick it. Don't lick it. 256 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:48,742 I'm serious, Joe. I do not want scold you, but you can't lick it off. 257 00:16:49,243 --> 00:16:52,493 What would it be, in your opinion, the estimated value of these things? 258 00:16:52,503 --> 00:16:53,605 Millions of dollars. 259 00:16:53,615 --> 00:16:56,130 You know what? I read somewhere that... 260 00:16:56,140 --> 00:17:00,220 - insulin will cost a fortune one day. - Oh, yes, the insulin is right there. 261 00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:02,588 - Is this all insulin? - Mm-hmm. 262 00:17:02,663 --> 00:17:05,363 Oh, those are sterilized. Those are sterilized. 263 00:17:05,373 --> 00:17:07,516 So those remain closed. 264 00:17:07,721 --> 00:17:08,431 Wow. 265 00:17:09,342 --> 00:17:12,810 You have to have four or five years of calories below. 266 00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:14,786 Yes, well, that's the purpose. 267 00:17:16,264 --> 00:17:17,909 - The fire is right there. Do you see it? - Yes. 268 00:17:17,919 --> 00:17:18,551 Okay. 269 00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,615 It's not... What... 270 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:23,885 - Try it, try it. - No, I... 271 00:17:23,895 --> 00:17:24,910 The fire is right there. 272 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,910 Roll, roll. Get up, get up, get up, get up. 273 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:31,860 Hey, do you think if you heard a trumpet and a French horn, could you tell them apart? 274 00:17:31,870 --> 00:17:32,962 - Yes. - Really? 275 00:17:32,972 --> 00:17:33,777 Uh-huh. 276 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:34,880 Me too. 277 00:17:36,278 --> 00:17:39,670 You want to see me do some push-ups with a bag of rice on his back? 278 00:17:51,182 --> 00:17:53,020 It looks just like regular pasta. 279 00:17:53,390 --> 00:17:55,440 Pasta coming out of a bag. 280 00:17:59,257 --> 00:18:01,045 - Oh, wow. - Mm-hmm. 281 00:18:01,329 --> 00:18:02,325 So... 282 00:18:02,936 --> 00:18:04,263 each of these... 283 00:18:04,615 --> 00:18:06,550 contains approximately 30 days of food. 284 00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:10,775 So if you do the math, I'm settled for about 2 and a half years down here. 285 00:18:11,022 --> 00:18:12,022 Wow. 286 00:18:12,615 --> 00:18:14,594 It's not bad. It's not a bad food. 287 00:18:14,691 --> 00:18:17,148 - No, it's actually excellent. - Mm-hmm. 288 00:18:17,895 --> 00:18:19,520 How is the chicken stew? 289 00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:21,209 - Incredible. - Right? 290 00:18:21,441 --> 00:18:23,941 If they were cheaper, I would eat them all the time. 291 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,673 - Can I ask you something? - Mm-hmm. 292 00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:33,850 How do you have this, but are you also a teacher? 293 00:18:35,035 --> 00:18:39,240 It's like I believe in the future, but you are also afraid of it. 294 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:44,151 No, I'm not afraid of it because I have this basement. 295 00:18:45,059 --> 00:18:45,824 And... 296 00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:48,172 apart from natural disasters, 297 00:18:48,182 --> 00:18:51,378 you don't believe that people are capable of doing terrible things? 298 00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:53,080 Yes. 299 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:55,496 Yes. 300 00:18:56,172 --> 00:18:58,130 I've been thinking about this a lot lately. 301 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:03,220 Whether you believe it or not, so are our students. 302 00:19:03,772 --> 00:19:04,633 But... 303 00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:09,837 This just seems a little extreme to me. 304 00:19:17,248 --> 00:19:18,748 What's in the suitcase? 305 00:19:20,839 --> 00:19:21,808 Sheet music. 306 00:19:23,866 --> 00:19:26,283 This is what you have prepared for the "survival test"? 307 00:19:26,293 --> 00:19:27,197 Yes. 308 00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:32,928 It helps me sleep at night. 309 00:19:39,442 --> 00:19:41,736 Like this one, for example. 310 00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,760 GRANDMA DOES IT TOO 311 00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:46,832 - It's really fun. - Real? 312 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,850 HONEY BOY Sweet boy 313 00:19:54,371 --> 00:19:56,077 Oh, sweet boy. 314 00:19:57,074 --> 00:19:57,770 Yes. 315 00:19:57,958 --> 00:20:00,907 The sensational success of the musical march. 316 00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:03,320 You didn't need me I said it. I already knew it. 317 00:20:05,762 --> 00:20:07,002 What is that? 318 00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:12,693 When you told me I don't think enough about the big picture, 319 00:20:12,703 --> 00:20:17,861 I wrote a theoretical position on history human for the next 5 million years. 320 00:20:18,281 --> 00:20:21,161 Okay. Ok, and that? 321 00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:24,175 - Oh, this? - Mm-hmm. 322 00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:25,800 This is... 323 00:20:25,997 --> 00:20:29,752 a 1934 piece entitled "I can whistle with that", 324 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,984 who teaches people to whistle with natural objects. 325 00:20:32,994 --> 00:20:34,291 Oh, go ahead. 326 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:37,618 I asked the other day to my students: 327 00:20:37,628 --> 00:20:40,960 "Who can whistle with a blade of grass?" and... 328 00:20:41,164 --> 00:20:43,534 - none of them raised their hands. - No. 329 00:20:43,649 --> 00:20:44,509 Uh-huh. 330 00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:48,789 So I thought maybe there we will sing at the next concert. 331 00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:49,714 How does he do it? 332 00:20:50,861 --> 00:20:52,117 I would not know. 333 00:20:52,758 --> 00:20:54,389 - I cannot... - Sing it 334 00:20:55,861 --> 00:20:57,540 Dai, sing it. Sing it. 335 00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:05,845 336 00:21:06,118 --> 00:21:08,966 337 00:21:09,427 --> 00:21:11,557 You don't have a blade of grass down here, do you? 338 00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:13,956 No. Oh, wait. One moment, one moment. 339 00:21:13,966 --> 00:21:16,724 Because you're supposed to has a blade of grass, 340 00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:20,124 and then introduce the group of students who have it, 341 00:21:20,134 --> 00:21:22,892 and they will put it between their thumbs like this and they will blow... 342 00:21:22,902 --> 00:21:24,485 "Toot, toot, toot". 343 00:21:24,545 --> 00:21:25,545 Ok. 344 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,833 Okay, how about this? 345 00:21:32,857 --> 00:21:34,305 - Perfect. - Ok. 346 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,359 The second verse is... 347 00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:41,318 348 00:21:41,502 --> 00:21:44,273 349 00:21:44,283 --> 00:21:46,359 Don't have an acorn down here? 350 00:21:50,448 --> 00:21:51,581 Verse three. 351 00:21:52,366 --> 00:21:55,736 352 00:21:55,811 --> 00:21:58,659 353 00:22:05,144 --> 00:22:08,219 354 00:22:08,229 --> 00:22:11,903 355 00:22:32,762 --> 00:22:34,496 Snowmobiles. 356 00:22:37,277 --> 00:22:39,011 Snowmobiles. 357 00:22:41,595 --> 00:22:45,977 I think I finally have started to understand the meaning of it. 358 00:23:14,430 --> 00:23:17,430 Translated by blakko write.as/blakko