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Joe Pera Reads You
Parish Announcements
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Hello.
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Today is December 8th.
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I'm Joe Pera, and these are the ads
for the parish of San Benedetto.
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The church needs Eucharistic ministers
for Saturday mass at 5pm.
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Contact Angela Rosalita at
rectory if you want to make yourself available.
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The holidays are approaching,
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and the Roy P. Shumacher Cart Race
will be held starting from December...
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Sorry... you heard
talk about the Who?
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They rocked like hell. They are incredible.
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I heard them for the first time
Thursday and I haven't slept since.
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I was in the kitchen making
my kitchen chores,
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and I was listening to this
classic rock station,
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because my hands were soapy
and I couldn't change the channel.
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Well, it's been 10 minutes
since 9 and the snow is falling,
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So, to all of you out there in the country
winter wonderland, stay warm
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and keep listening to the only one
Marquette classic rock station,
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102.1 BUY-IN
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WKUP, you're on the air.
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What song is that
did you just play?
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Yes, beautiful, right?
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You have a pen and paper
within reach, friend?
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Yes.
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Ready.
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Okay, well, the title of the song is
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- "Baba O'Riley".
- Uh-huh.
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Understood, it's not "Teenage Wasteland,"
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even if it says "Teenage Wasteland".
100 times and "Baba O'Riley" zero times.
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I guess if you write a song
so beautiful, you can give her any
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stupid title if you want.
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Okay.
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And the name of the group
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It's "The Who", okay?
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The Who, that's their name.
Take note so we don't end up...
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do an "Ale and Franz" sketch, okay?
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Thank you very much.
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Um, you could play it
again, please?
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- Let's go.
- I'm sorry, friend.
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I'd love to, but a guy just has
requested "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam, so...
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Okay. I'll try another station.
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You can also search for it online,
but whatever you want to do is fine.
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Anyway, thanks for listening...
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Hello.
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You could play...
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"Baba O'Riley" by "The Who"?
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"Baba O'Riley" dei "The Who".
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Ok.
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"Father O'Riley" of.
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"Baba O'Riley" dei "The Who".
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...dei "The Who".
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Beh, ok.
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Thank you.
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Whoo!
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Come in. You have to hear this song.
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You have to do it. You really have to
listen to this song.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I can't give you pizza.
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He tried the pizza! Don't eat it!
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And that's all.
I've been a Who fan ever since,
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and I was on my feet for three days straight
to listen to the new Who song.
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Sorry if I'm talking nonsense, but this morning
I also had another first time.
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I finally tried
Starbucks coffee.
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A little excessive for my tastes, but...
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Damn I feel excited.
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You know, the first week of listening
of a new favorite song
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It's a little intoxicating.
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I wouldn't have done it in
normal circumstances,
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but I just had a
new CD player in my car.
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So, have you heard the song yet?
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What?! Of course I heard the song.
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Everyone has heard the song.
It's everywhere, always.
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How did you not hear it?
What are you, an idiot?
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No. I don't know.
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Hi, Sue.
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Hey, Joe.
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- Mike, where are the kids?
- Station number two.
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- Hey, mom.
- HI.
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With my new player
of integrated compact disc
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Icould have brought
"Baba O'Riley" everywhere
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The tradition of decorating the tree
Christmas with my grandmother was familiar,
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but also new, thanks to the Who.
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There's something about a new song that
it makes you want to share it with
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all other teachers.
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Yes, this is a classic.
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You know it's not called
"Teenage Wasteland"?
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Yes I know.
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Okay, Joe...
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I'll continue.
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Oh, excuse me, Father Andrew.
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The music is fantastic,
Starbucks is great,
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and please take a look
to "Baba O'Riley" by The Who.
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Well, thanks, Joe.
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That song has to be
something special
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for stopping you right in the middle
medium of ads that way.
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It really is. Have you ever heard it?
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I can't say I did.
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He probably did,
he just doesn't realize it.
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It goes like this...
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Like I said, I've never heard of it
that song before...
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Joe, why don't you go back to your seat?
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Okay.
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Sit down for a moment.
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The rest of the ads,
you can read them in the bulletin...
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Maybe I don't understand it.
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It's as if they realized they had
wrote the perfect song and then,
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they panicked us
added a violin solo.
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What do I know?
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In any case, I wish you happy holidays
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and good continuation
of your Sunday.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, man.
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I have to be more careful.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, man.
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Damn.
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You'd better go back to bed.
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