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Dance communicates something
primitive and essential...
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Love...
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Lust...
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Joy...
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Male jumping.
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On a wedding dance floor,
these things merge.
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The atmosphere surrounding the dancers
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It's romantically charged
from the previous ceremony
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and sexually charged by the
Top 40 Dance Songs
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Furthermore, most of the
people are related.
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It's an environment where anything can happen
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and I don't mind participating.
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But being unaccompanied
at my colleague's wedding
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I'm not sure I can
do in a way that isn't
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unwelcome, threatening or offensive.
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Joe Pera Shows You How to Dance
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Oh, I'm... excuse me?
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I'm Joe Pera. I just wanted to tell you that
his entrance was amazing.
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Oh! Thank you.
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Oh, everyone was amazing.
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I know, but that was it
something special.
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Help me welcome...
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our bridesmaid
of honor, Angie Kubec,
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accompanied by ours
witness, Brad Cam!
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Keep clapping.
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You are a true showman,
Brad, as Tom Bergeron.
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And I thought "I want it"
they would have moved me.
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Hey, tell me something. From where
does that tie come out?
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- Oh. "Men's shop" in Oden.
- Whoo!
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- But you can take mine.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I'm a solo singer.
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Hey, listen, I'll have a beer at the bar,
but I want to see you on my dance floor.
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Give me a high five.
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Wow.
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I find them a bit disrespectful...
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You know, men's earrings.
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Agree to disagree, John.
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I know some guys a lot
respectable people who wear them.
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Uncle John, I'm so glad that
you came. How are you doing?
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Oh, your Aunt Lynn, she...
he would have loved the ceremony.
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We miss him a lot.
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Thanks for coming, Joe!
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I know it was last minute,
but I'm glad you're here.
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Me too.
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Whoever did the
catering was very good.
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They should be working for Emeril Lagasse.
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Bill, this is Joe, a colleague at school.
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Oh, right, you're the one who has
cooked all the sausages in class?
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- Yes.
- Keep going.
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Bill, Janet...
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I don't know you too well,
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but I know your wedding
it will be long and happy.
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Your first dance told me.
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Oh, thanks. We're just there
we jumped in and had fun.
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- Thank you.
- John and I noticed it.
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We may not think the same
fashion on men's earrings,
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but we had no doubts that in every step
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there was rhythm, confidence,
physical and mental intimacy.
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You guys are a real couple.
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And I'm not just saying that because
you are one of the few teachers
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who is not displeased to see me.
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Thanks so much, Joe.
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Uh, we'll keep doing
the tour of visits,
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but Sarah is over there if
you want to say hello.
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We will see each other later.
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It's nice to see you.
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- Congratulations again.
- Thank you.
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Yes, thanks, Joe.
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I'm sorry I asked
because you didn't want to dance.
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I knew it.
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There's no problem.
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All right, John. I go.
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Hey, Sarah.
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HI.
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Seen anything interesting out there?
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Uh, well, those twins.
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Uh, I saw one of them
trample on the other.
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And then...
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that guy over there is something special.
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Oh, that's Brad Cam.
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Make a splash tonight.
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Everyone, the train!
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Will you join too?
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Ninth. I don't like crowds.
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Not even me.
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You know... when last week
we acted as dance supervisors,
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I looked at the boys in the 7th and 8th grades
class jumping up and down.
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I think it's called moshing.
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Yes.
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Well, I was just realizing
how easy it would be for them
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take control of
school because there are 68 of us,
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473 boys, of which 59
big kids, right?
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Uh-huh.
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You know, thank goodness they would be able to
maintain control for only three days
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before the arrival of
Coast Guard.
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Uh, but anyway, it would be
Anyway, a great victory
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psychology for kids
from all over the world.
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Do you like the new job,
apart from this?
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Yes.
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Oh, here he goes.
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Come on, come inside. Force!
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Joe. The shoulders.
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Get on the track!
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Not bad!
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I wanted to let you know something.
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Do you smoke cigars?
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No.
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I teach music,
but don't take my dance
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as an indication of
my musical abilities.
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Don't worry.
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Sai,
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the only thing that matters in dancing is that
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HEY!
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GUITAR TIE!
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Come on, do you want to come out here?
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You have to do it.
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It was incredible.
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You are so flexible.
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I was thinking about something.
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For what?
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Between US AI and Chinese AI,
Which one will be the first to learn to dance?
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Neither of them.
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One day, they will be both
able to move in time,
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but they will never be able to
make a movement like this.
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What else can't they do?
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Are you sure?
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Absolutely.
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They can't hear the
rhythm in the hips like us.
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Right, because they don't have genitals.
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Yes.
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It's your turn.
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- For a movement?
- Uh-huh.
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Okay.
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- What is his name?
- Walking on hot coals.
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It's your turn.
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- Uh, uh, take the handlebars.
- Okay.
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- The movements are...
- Okay.
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Sorry if this is inappropriate.
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No, that's fine.
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- Okay, I'm tired.
- Okay. How about this?
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- What is it?
- This is the waving tree.
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- I like.
- Uh-huh.
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We are not known for our skills
of dance in Northern Michigan.
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I guess we don't
sparks with your hips
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how do they do, let's say,
the people of Miami.
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In a cold place like here,
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dancing is more of a
demonstration of solidity.
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And, Sarah...
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it is solid as a tree stump,
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like a woody tree stump,
small and cute.
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I'm sorry, John.
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Today they don't have rum raisins.
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All right.
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Gus, I'm home.
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Imagine a world without it
guys like Brad Cam.
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A man like Brad Cam can
melt a dance floor,
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untangle the mess,
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and give them the confidence to make a movement
dance they saw on TV 10 years ago.
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And...
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dancing is great.
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I wish... I wish I had a copy
of "The Black Swan" on DVD.
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I would watch that movie for myself
whole at this moment.
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