1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Pancakes. 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:04,128 Eggs. 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:05,880 Bacon. 4 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:07,715 Melon. 5 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:09,634 Muffins. 6 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,344 Coffee. 7 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:14,138 Waffles. 8 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:15,931 Syrup. 9 00:00:16,804 --> 00:00:17,804 Sausage. 10 00:00:18,626 --> 00:00:19,876 Rye bread. 11 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:21,729 Donut. 12 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,139 Bananas on cereals. 13 00:00:25,446 --> 00:00:29,975 I could fill three programs they list the things you can eat in the morning 14 00:00:29,985 --> 00:00:32,988 so maybe I'll just say hello. 15 00:00:33,568 --> 00:00:35,288 My name is Joe Pera, 16 00:00:35,604 --> 00:00:38,194 and I think breakfast she's awesome, man. 17 00:00:39,135 --> 00:00:40,157 I'm sorry. 18 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:43,186 I think I'm alone excited and overwhelmed 19 00:00:43,196 --> 00:00:46,809 from the possibilities of Saturday morning breakfast. 20 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,008 What do I take? 21 00:00:49,395 --> 00:00:51,797 I think I understood this before, 22 00:00:52,794 --> 00:00:54,463 but I can't say it yet. 23 00:00:57,354 --> 00:00:58,681 Good morning, Apollo. 24 00:00:59,389 --> 00:01:02,036 Hi, Joey. What did you think about today? 25 00:01:02,667 --> 00:01:04,037 Two eggs and toast? 26 00:01:05,639 --> 00:01:07,139 I can't say yet. 27 00:01:07,766 --> 00:01:09,048 Okay, boy. 28 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:13,105 Joe Pera Takes You to Breakfast 29 00:01:13,964 --> 00:01:18,829 Despite the many options, a lot of people continue to prefer the classic 30 00:01:19,074 --> 00:01:22,493 two-two-two breakfast special. 31 00:01:24,091 --> 00:01:26,548 They are two eggs, cook in any way... 32 00:01:27,572 --> 00:01:29,801 two slices of bacon or sausage... 33 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:31,288 and two pancakes. 34 00:01:31,878 --> 00:01:34,074 It makes your mouth water just looking at it. 35 00:01:34,515 --> 00:01:36,363 I wonder who ordered it. 36 00:01:43,339 --> 00:01:45,361 - Did you get the special? - Exactly. 37 00:01:48,122 --> 00:01:50,144 Good. Can I bring you something else? 38 00:01:50,158 --> 00:01:51,349 No, I'm fine. Thank you. 39 00:01:51,359 --> 00:01:52,468 Enjoy your meal. 40 00:01:54,270 --> 00:01:55,249 Hi, Gene. 41 00:01:55,426 --> 00:01:56,469 Hello, Joe. 42 00:01:56,799 --> 00:01:58,039 Let me guess, 43 00:01:58,058 --> 00:02:00,652 Sounds like you're in the mood of biscuits and cream. 44 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:03,689 I appreciate it, but the cream makes me doze off, 45 00:02:03,699 --> 00:02:06,155 and I have to go to the bank this afternoon. 46 00:02:06,778 --> 00:02:07,679 Hello lads. 47 00:02:07,689 --> 00:02:09,276 - Hi, Joe. - Hey, Joe. 48 00:02:10,426 --> 00:02:12,219 I know you just got your food, 49 00:02:12,229 --> 00:02:15,834 but I was wondering if you could tell me a little of your "breakfast team", Gene. 50 00:02:16,312 --> 00:02:19,554 Well, a breakfast team it is a group of living people 51 00:02:19,564 --> 00:02:21,552 who meet regularly for breakfast 52 00:02:21,562 --> 00:02:24,041 in the same place, at the same time. 53 00:02:24,473 --> 00:02:26,147 For us it's Saturday at 9am. 54 00:02:26,278 --> 00:02:27,822 We even have a name... 55 00:02:28,020 --> 00:02:29,367 the Super Quiet. 56 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:31,399 It's fantastic. 57 00:02:31,490 --> 00:02:32,973 What do your wives do? 58 00:02:32,983 --> 00:02:34,561 They have their own breakfast team. 59 00:02:34,782 --> 00:02:36,605 They are called Pink Grapefruits. 60 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:38,250 They're right over there. 61 00:02:39,066 --> 00:02:40,452 Oh. Hi, Lulu. 62 00:02:40,719 --> 00:02:42,741 Hey, Joe. Please don't come here. 63 00:02:44,342 --> 00:02:44,876 Okay. 64 00:02:45,473 --> 00:02:48,409 I would invite you to join us, Joe, but as you know, 65 00:02:48,613 --> 00:02:51,399 each breakfast team It has a delicate balance. 66 00:02:51,409 --> 00:02:54,083 Each individual brings something unique at the table, 67 00:02:54,244 --> 00:02:56,375 and this makes the excellent conversation. 68 00:02:56,850 --> 00:02:57,880 I understand. 69 00:02:58,325 --> 00:03:00,270 Let me introduce you to the guys. 70 00:03:00,575 --> 00:03:02,839 Here's Jack, ours political fanatic. 71 00:03:02,952 --> 00:03:06,689 Joe, did you know that 93% of Americans don't approve of murder? 72 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,373 Then there's Jeff, our sportsman. 73 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:14,363 I missed my son's graduation to watch the U.S. Open on TV. 74 00:03:14,774 --> 00:03:17,507 Timrick, he's ours joker like Joe Pesci. 75 00:03:17,799 --> 00:03:21,104 So Joe, how old are you? Your face tells me you're 10, 76 00:03:21,114 --> 00:03:24,027 but your baldness tells me that you are 63, so what is it? 77 00:03:26,291 --> 00:03:28,357 And to finish the tour, there's Allen, 78 00:03:28,452 --> 00:03:31,118 a gentle boy who holds the conversation on track. 79 00:03:31,414 --> 00:03:33,842 I've been doing data entry for 45 years. 80 00:03:33,893 --> 00:03:36,741 I'm retired now, my hobby is sitting. 81 00:03:37,388 --> 00:03:39,126 Now that's a team, Gene. 82 00:03:40,083 --> 00:03:41,169 Yes, sir. 83 00:03:42,905 --> 00:03:44,145 I have to ask you. 84 00:03:44,609 --> 00:03:46,216 What do you bring to the table? 85 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:47,901 Sex appeal. 86 00:03:49,274 --> 00:03:51,601 So Joe, what do you order for breakfast? 87 00:03:53,253 --> 00:03:54,753 I can't say yet. 88 00:03:54,791 --> 00:03:58,655 Well, you can at least tell us what it was like growing up in an Amish community? 89 00:04:02,482 --> 00:04:04,274 I liked that joke. 90 00:04:04,284 --> 00:04:06,132 Enjoy your breakfast, guys. 91 00:04:09,778 --> 00:04:13,388 It can sting with more poison when he wants but 92 00:04:13,398 --> 00:04:15,816 Timrick is just doing his job. 93 00:04:16,337 --> 00:04:18,883 And so is this one cake display case. 94 00:04:18,893 --> 00:04:21,944 Someone once told me that rotating cake display cases 95 00:04:21,954 --> 00:04:24,600 they sell until 40% more desserts. 96 00:04:25,121 --> 00:04:26,321 I believe it well. 97 00:04:28,973 --> 00:04:30,373 Lemon meringue. 98 00:04:31,617 --> 00:04:33,317 Single portion cheesecake. 99 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:37,047 I don't know what this yellow one is 100 00:04:37,503 --> 00:04:41,138 but as an adult, I can eat sweets for breakfast. 101 00:04:41,761 --> 00:04:45,715 But precisely as an adult, I also have to choose judiciously. 102 00:04:46,299 --> 00:04:50,278 I've already decided what to eat this morning, and I shouldn't be tempted by anything else. 103 00:04:50,647 --> 00:04:55,007 But seeing everyone else so happy of what they ordered makes me... 104 00:05:00,117 --> 00:05:01,528 Excuse me. 105 00:05:02,215 --> 00:05:05,545 I wanted to use this time to answer your question. 106 00:05:06,435 --> 00:05:10,022 What is the difference between a restaurant of family and a diner? 107 00:05:11,062 --> 00:05:13,338 At first it seemed so simple but... 108 00:05:13,348 --> 00:05:16,439 the more I thought about it, the more difference became blurry. 109 00:05:17,482 --> 00:05:19,516 I can't start talking about it now 110 00:05:19,744 --> 00:05:22,465 that there are many more areas gray these days. 111 00:05:24,321 --> 00:05:26,444 Oh. Here's my student, Drew. 112 00:05:32,355 --> 00:05:33,334 Hi, Drew. 113 00:05:35,609 --> 00:05:36,936 Hello, Mr. Pera. 114 00:05:38,278 --> 00:05:39,913 I heard that Mr. Delgado 115 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,666 he forgot his agenda on Friday, so he shared with everyone 116 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,543 his honeymoon in Aruba. 117 00:05:44,881 --> 00:05:46,757 I would have preferred to learn mathematics. 118 00:05:46,767 --> 00:05:47,629 Ah. 119 00:05:47,939 --> 00:05:48,939 Me too. 120 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,349 Hey, Joe. Does Drew bother you? 121 00:05:51,486 --> 00:05:53,355 It's probably the opposite. 122 00:05:53,365 --> 00:05:55,039 How is class going? 123 00:05:55,210 --> 00:05:58,020 Very good. It almost has won this week. 124 00:05:58,210 --> 00:05:59,189 Won what? 125 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:11,778 Alright, guys. 126 00:06:13,812 --> 00:06:16,761 We are ahead of schedule march to the autumn concert e 127 00:06:16,771 --> 00:06:19,911 it wasn't easy because you are everyone doing so well. 128 00:06:20,269 --> 00:06:25,748 Especially Peter F, Lucy G and Drew B. 129 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:30,175 But why did she commit herself beyond the assigned tasks, 130 00:06:30,185 --> 00:06:34,301 the prize green apple of this one week goes to Lauren N. 131 00:06:38,829 --> 00:06:41,714 Congratulations, Lauren, and enjoy your green apple. 132 00:06:42,038 --> 00:06:43,886 Maybe another week, Drew. 133 00:06:43,932 --> 00:06:47,346 If you take a seat, I'll be there to take it your order in minutes. 134 00:06:47,390 --> 00:06:48,773 Eggs Benedict? 135 00:06:49,298 --> 00:06:51,853 Too sumptuous for anyone day except Easter. 136 00:06:51,863 --> 00:06:53,028 It looks good, though. 137 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:55,284 - Joe! - Oh, it's the Melskys. 138 00:06:55,525 --> 00:06:57,069 See you Monday, Drew. 139 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:05,624 Joe, we have an extra seat at table, if you want to join us. 140 00:07:05,974 --> 00:07:07,250 I would like it very much. 141 00:07:09,076 --> 00:07:10,879 - How is the new house? - Beautiful. 142 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:13,389 - We are almost done with the move. - Excellent. 143 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:15,559 Just cross the street if you need anything. 144 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:18,019 - Damn it! - Mike, not in public. 145 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:20,889 I'm sorry. I broke the yolk. I almost made it. 146 00:07:21,445 --> 00:07:22,495 Done what? 147 00:07:23,059 --> 00:07:26,020 - The perfect "egg bite". - No more perfect egg bite. 148 00:07:26,030 --> 00:07:27,729 What is the perfect egg bite? 149 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:30,758 It's all on your plate breakfast in one perfect bite. 150 00:07:31,093 --> 00:07:32,376 It looks fantastic. 151 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,612 - How do you do it? - I could explain it to you if you're interested. 152 00:07:37,306 --> 00:07:40,633 Okay, first things first, we start with a piece of toast. 153 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:43,503 {\an8}1. Toasted bread 154 00:07:40,773 --> 00:07:43,503 It has to be nice and thick to be able to handle all the weight. 155 00:07:43,513 --> 00:07:46,758 Then, you take the toast, and spread butter on it. 156 00:07:46,259 --> 00:07:49,753 {\an8}2. Butter 157 00:07:46,768 --> 00:07:49,753 Now, you need to make sure that don't put too much butter 158 00:07:49,763 --> 00:07:52,024 because it has to melt in toasted bread. 159 00:07:52,034 --> 00:07:55,914 The next thing on the list is half jar of purple jam. 160 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:56,174 {\an8}3. Purple jam 161 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:58,038 Okay. Do you mean grapes? 162 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,553 Yes, I think it's grapes. 163 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:04,313 {\an8}3. Grape jam 164 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:05,149 Spread it well on top, and then here's the Melsky secret. 165 00:08:05,492 --> 00:08:06,819 Grated potatoes. 166 00:08:06,117 --> 00:08:09,813 {\an8}4. Grated potatoes 167 00:08:07,158 --> 00:08:10,555 They simultaneously keep separate, but somehow it ties it all together 168 00:08:10,565 --> 00:08:12,399 into a single cohesive structure. 169 00:08:14,447 --> 00:08:17,295 After the grated potatoes, it's time for ketchup. 170 00:08:16,188 --> 00:08:20,031 {\an8}5. Ketchup 171 00:08:17,398 --> 00:08:20,031 I'll put it in a "W" shape for... 172 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:21,658 - "Long live the Melskys." - Long live the Melskys. 173 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:22,534 Exact. 174 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:25,336 And it's also the most efficient way to distribute the ketchup 175 00:08:25,346 --> 00:08:28,007 so that every bite contain some. 176 00:08:28,529 --> 00:08:30,375 Now, this is the perfect combination of 177 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:32,370 flavors, but it is incomplete. 178 00:08:32,523 --> 00:08:34,719 It's time for the crown jewel... 179 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:38,120 the fried egg not overcooked. 180 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:42,472 Put the fried egg on top that the yolk is facing the corner. 181 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:42,472 {\an8}7. Fried egg 182 00:08:42,619 --> 00:08:44,597 Now, the trick of getting the perfect egg bite 183 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:48,578 is to peck at all the flavors and the whole yolk in your mouth. 184 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,918 Because if it breaks, it's ruined. 185 00:08:51,194 --> 00:08:53,308 And if we did our work is good 186 00:08:53,318 --> 00:08:55,036 we will have a good bite of egg. 187 00:08:55,696 --> 00:08:56,892 I love you, baby. 188 00:08:57,718 --> 00:08:58,945 Here's the moment. 189 00:09:05,624 --> 00:09:06,603 Damnation! 190 00:09:09,169 --> 00:09:10,540 Calm down! 191 00:09:10,949 --> 00:09:12,792 Don't laugh. It's not funny. 192 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:14,836 Okay? For him it's a serious matter. He's trying. 193 00:09:16,275 --> 00:09:17,732 I need to win. 194 00:09:18,894 --> 00:09:20,724 Things are not going well for me. 195 00:09:22,898 --> 00:09:24,169 Don't do it. 196 00:09:27,766 --> 00:09:30,474 You want to go wash the car finished here? 197 00:09:30,690 --> 00:09:31,690 No! 198 00:09:52,338 --> 00:09:54,143 It shouldn't be difficult. 199 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,029 It's not engineering. 200 00:09:58,618 --> 00:09:59,771 It's breakfast. 201 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:04,302 And I just have to ask myself a couple of questions... 202 00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,473 "I'm so hungry," 203 00:10:09,512 --> 00:10:10,183 and... 204 00:10:11,648 --> 00:10:12,931 "Do I like this?" 205 00:10:15,322 --> 00:10:17,398 - Do you know what you'll get? - Pancakes. 206 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:20,314 Eggs? 207 00:10:20,966 --> 00:10:22,866 Two in the pan, please. 208 00:10:23,445 --> 00:10:24,845 Sausage or bacon? 209 00:10:25,428 --> 00:10:26,428 Sausage. 210 00:10:27,182 --> 00:10:28,682 Saved or meatball? 211 00:10:28,759 --> 00:10:30,271 Uh, meatball. 212 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,458 Rye, white or wheat? 213 00:10:32,979 --> 00:10:33,979 Rye. 214 00:10:36,729 --> 00:10:37,729 To drink? 215 00:10:38,623 --> 00:10:40,823 A Sprite at room temperature. 216 00:10:43,822 --> 00:10:45,722 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 217 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:49,640 Translated by blakko write.as/blakko