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Last year I sent the boys on a mission
for Shark Week.

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And it didn't go as planned.

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I thought I was going to die, like for
real.

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We started out on MTV making our little
show together.

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But it was the scariest thing that we've
ever seen this whole career of Jackass,

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Wild Boys, all of it. So this year, I am
getting the boys back together for a new

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mission, and that is to get poopies back
in the water with the sharks that

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defiled it.

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Ha!

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Johnny Knoxville is going to be joining
us on the mission.

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It's Shark Week meets Jackass.

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What could possibly go wrong?

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Again.

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That moment.

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Pretty much left my brain on the boat.

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I knew it was dangerous.

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Kind of jumped the sharks like Ponzi.

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And it was like, all right, let's try to
do this.

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We got it!

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When I was going off that ramp, I pretty
much just got long strided into the

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shark pit.

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I let the shark have my hand because I
thought if I went like this, the shark

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would freaking rip my hand off.

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So luckily the shark didn't like wiggle
its head or anything, and I let the

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shark have my hand, and he let go.

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And there's like blood bubbles coming
out.

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It was gnarly.

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Yeah, I thought I was going to die in
front of my friend, like pretty heavy.

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Yeah, I'm here, so.

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I'm strapped to a wakeboard. I can't
swim.

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And that's when Mike came and jumped on
my back.

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The only way for me to enter the water
was to do that somersault backflip just

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to create a giant enough signature to
scare whatever sharks were on him, off

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of him.

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I could see the blood pumping out of his
wrist at a pretty profound rate. It was

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a double squirter. So he had two streams
of blood coming out.

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Nothing like I've ever seen before. Get
him out!

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Oh, God.

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I saw his wrist and I saw his arm and I
go, we've got to stop bleeding now or he

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doesn't have a chance.

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At that point, we created a tourniquet
out of a makeshift weight belt.

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It was just a matter of stopping the
bleeding and then getting him to Miami

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so they could do the surgery because
looking at that bite, it was clear that

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all of his tendons, bones, everything
had literally been severed by that bite.

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So the recovery process was so long.
It's been a year.

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Physical therapy, two days a week.

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It's getting there.

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I just thank God every day, you know?

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Mike saved my life and got me to safety,
and I owe my life to Mike.

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And now I'm on Shark Week 2.

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I mean, I can't even believe this is
happening.

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So this time last year while filming
Shark Week, Poopies, you really took one

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for the team.

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I don't think anyone else was going to
jump the shark, though. It was up to me.

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We're very lucky to have him with us
this year. And his hand.

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Can you make a fist?

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Yeah.

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That's a half-assed fist, poopies.
Luckily, poopies taste terrible and the

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shark let go.

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Sharks are totally cool when they're not
hungry, but when it's dinner time and

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they're excited, it goes from zero to
ten like that. It was a perfect storm.

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It was like Jaws real life.

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It's really important for me to be here
and get over that fear, you know,

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because I don't want that accident to
stop me from doing what I love.

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I love the ocean. I love surfing. That's
my passion.

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So this is a huge step for me to go
conquer that so I can do what I love.

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I have a great respect for sharks. They
have been around longer than trees.

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They are the OGs on this planet, and we
should treat them as such.

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To help you face your fear, poopies,
we're going to get back in the water.

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with the same type of sharks that bit
you and show you that it's okay.

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You guys go first?

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Yeah, we'll go first. In the name of
science.

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We're going to do a bunch of stupid so
you don't have to. Yeah.

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All right, poopies, let's get you back
in the water. All right.

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Come on, poopies. Yeah, bud. Yeah,
poopies.

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I'm nervous as hell right now. Me and
the boys are, of course, scientists, but

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we decided to call an actual scientist,
Joe Romero.

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I'm Joe Romero. I'm an underwater
cinematographer and a conservationist.

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Knoxville asked me to come up with a few
demonstrations to show the incredible

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power of shark. And I'm a huge Jackass
Forever fan, so of course I said yes.

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When Poopies was bit, he had hundreds of
pounds of pressure pushing these teeth

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further into his flesh.

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So I came up with a little experiment
for the guys to record the sheer power

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of the sharks.

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I wanted to get you guys out here today
so we could really look at the bite

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force of a shark. Most of the bite
forces that have been judged about

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sharks are small sharks, like 200, 250
pounds of pressure. But the shark that

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bit poopies was like seven feet long.

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So to properly represent the bite force,
we got this steel jaw trap that's in

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here.

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But this only does about one
one-hundredth.

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of the bite force that bit Poopies.

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Can you tell us anything about how that
felt, Poopies? It felt like a bear trap

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with razor blades on it. When it bit me,
I was like, oh my god, if I even give a

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little tug back, it's going to take it
off. Damn.

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You know what's serious? When Poopies
won't give it a little tug.

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For real.

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So Johnny, are you going to take this
on?

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Yeah, I'm going to do it for Poopies,
because I want to feel 1 100th of what

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he felt.

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This is not going to feel good.

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Poopy, this is for you.

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Get it off.

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You got to put that down.

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I don't know how it works.

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Oh, my face. Oh, my God.

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That didn't feel good. One one-hundredth
of what he felt.

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Now I got a poopy dead hand.

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I think we forgot to go over how to open
the tap.

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That was gnarly.

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All right, guys, so we're going to play
a game of shark trivia, and whoever gets

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it wrong has to give it a shot. All
right, this question's for Dark Shark.

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Move over, Lou.

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Get center stage.

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Get center stage.

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Sharks don't have bones like we do. It's
actually made up of something else. What

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is that material that it's made up of?

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No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

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No, bro.

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What was it?

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Cartilage.

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What is Carlish?

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I only went through the sixth grade. I
failed every class all the way up. I

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don't know what Carlish is.

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This is your punishment.

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I'll do it, baby.

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How does it feel?

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A little dainty, but not bad as poopy
pants.

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Set it back up, man.

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Oh, damn.

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Do a little faster than slower.

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It's only loud. It just hurts.

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Come on, you gangster.

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There you go.

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You got that. Where'd you get it at? You
got that. In my knuckles, bro. How's the

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voice? I don't like it hurt.

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He's swinging.

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Good job, dark shark.

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That wasn't a good job.

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One of the biggest questions that people
have about sharks is bite force.

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How hard can a shark bite?

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So we're just going to see how strong
the bite of these Caribbean reef sharks

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can be.

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For this next experiment, I'm sending
the bravest knight in my kingdom to the

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blue realm of the deep.

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All right, guys, this is a bite force
meter.

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And we have it set up on the end of this
sword, and it's connected to this reader

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on the inside of this waterproof box.

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And when a shark bites the end of this,
we'll be able to determine how hard that

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shark bite is by this meter. It gives us
a reading in pounds per square inch. We

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covered yours in barracuda to give the
shark some incentive.

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You ready?

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Ha! I am legendary dragon slayer Ser
Pontius, and now the time has come to

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venture into the ocean realm to face the
jaws of the deep.

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Yeah, I'm ready.

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Okay, let's get it started.

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Ignite me.

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Go unto the sea and honor me on one,
two, three. One, two, three.

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Ooh.

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Looks like your chain mail has a lot of
holes in it there, Pontius.

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Right around the crotch. Yeah. The place
where you don't want holes to be. I

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shall return with tales of wonder and
glory.

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All right, my brave knight. Go off.

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It's a brave man.

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Yes,

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we can. Copy.

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What we would like is for you to chum up

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Hoopies and let him come down there and
swim with the sharks.

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No.

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Last time I did that, I got bit.

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Don't get into a tug-of-war with me,
Shark.

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Get a good footing before you pull the
sword out.

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Behind you!

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Look out!

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There was a lot of sharks.

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Oh my god, it was chaos.

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Big one.

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I'm really surprised I didn't get bit.

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I pulled and fought it, and there was
two big ones right on it. It was just

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chaos. That's all I can say.

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What'd you think, Joe?

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That was absolute insanity, man.

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Look. Look at this, Chris.

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Wow. Left a tooth into it.

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We got some teeth.

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Left a bunch of teeth on the ground.
These are the Caribbean reef shark

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teeth, and this is the grouper teeth.

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Well, honestly, this is kind of more
than I thought it would be, but it's

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526. Well, two were biting at the same
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The pressure reading was just a little
over 500 PSI.

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It's really hard to tell if that's
really accurate. There were two sharks

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on it at the time. But a little over 500
pounds is enough to crush a human skull.

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So I think we showed what these sharks
are capable of. It looked like you held

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on as much as you could, man. It's a lot
of strength. Well, I have the strength

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of 10 men, and those sharks.

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could take that sword easily from me. At
least it took like nine of the men away.

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That was really cool. Well, good job,
man. You faced the dragon and he came

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out unscathed. Came out unscathed.

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Now we have to get poopies back in the
water and convince them that it's all

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okay.

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One of the things that sharks can do
better than any other predator is sense

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their prey.

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They do this in a multitude of ways.

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Smell, sound, but one unique way is
sensing electrical fields.

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However, The electric eel, which is
actually a freshwater fish from the

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Amazon, has the ability to use
electricity to deter bull sharks in the

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wild. I have a feeling that I probably
shouldn't have told Knoxville about

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this.

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So it's known electric eels will shock,
kill, and then eat baby bull sharks.

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And to test that theory out, we brought
our own baby bull today, Wee Man.

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Come on, Wee Man.

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Here,

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help him in, Jeff. I got it.

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Okay.

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Electric eels generate this electric
charge through three pairs of organs.

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One of them is the hunter's organ, which
is under the belly, and it can generate

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up to 600 volts of electricity.

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The worst part of electric eels is how
creepy they look.

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Oh, the 600 volts that they can
electrocute you with. I was going to get

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to that.

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What's your confidence level, wee man?

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I don't know. I have nothing right now.

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Oh, you're about to have something.

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All right. Hit it with your foot, man.

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Hit it with my foot?

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Or kiss it.

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No, I ain't kissing it.

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No. Oh, my God. No.

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Ready?

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Those little wee feet going in for the
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You got to get them under the chin. Put
your foot right under his belly.

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It's like it feels like a really
powerful electric fence like the most

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powerful ones Oh, dude, that was a
powerful electric fence.

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We weren't rolling. Jeff says we weren't
rolling. No, no, no.

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No,

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we got it.

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I felt it. We got it.

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So Joe said electricity could overpower
a

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shark's fence and make the water
hopefully safe.

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I think we should test that idea for
science with our good friend Dark Shark.

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Dark Shark is pure gold. He gets very,
very worked up over things. But he

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eventually does it.

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Sharks like to eat, right?

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No. No, they just go through people.

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How did you get the name Dark Shark?

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Too hard for it to be a dolphin.

247
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I'm dark, so I made up Dark Shark right
in front of me and started laughing.

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But today, I'm like, I ain't got no
shark in me. I tell them I'm Dark

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Goldfish now. That's my name.

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So last night, we made Dark Shark a
little glass-bottom boat, which is

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hopefully seaworthy.

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Semi-seaworthy.

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Dude, that's the SS Dark Shark.

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So Dark Shark is going to be wearing
this electric shark-repelling device,

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which... You place this end in the
water, and every time you hit this

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button, it sends out an electric
current, which repels sharks, in theory.

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So, Joe, what kind of an effect does
electricity have on sharks? Well, it has

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two different effects. One, it attracts
them, because they're attracted to

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electromagnetic field. But what we're
hoping is that we send out so much of it

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that it'll, like, deter them and make
them run away.

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The sharks pick up all the electrical
signals from these tiny little pores

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surrounded around the whole snout of the
shark, called the ampullae of warranty.

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These pores pick up an electrical field
that is released by their prey as they

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breathe underwater.

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I'm going to be interested myself,
because honestly, I've never seen one of

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these devices used, but I've heard a lot
about them.

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This part goes around your leg, and this
is going to dangle in the water.

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Man, I don't like that boat.

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I know.

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It's kind of got a feeling to it. Like
I'm on parole with an ankle break.

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If you hold off on the button until you
see the shark, and then when you want

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him to go away, when you've had enough
of him, push the button.

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He'll go away. Don't shoot until you see
the whites of their eyes.

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We're going to put the heart monitor
under here. We'll be able to get your

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pulse rate through that.

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Help!

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You're like a super athlete.

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There you go, Dark Shark. Careful.

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Go slow.

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There we go.

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There we go. Oh, hell no.

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I wanted one, dude.

283
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,240
Man, this is crazy, bro.

284
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,460
All right, so we got a shock collar.
Dark Shark is that.

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And I have the controller. So every time
he pushes that button, he's going to

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like, choose to be the shark.

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I'm going to push this button to shock
his neck.

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Don't push it yet. Wait till you see a
shark.

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Down.

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We got sharks.

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We got sharks, sharks.

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Where they at, poopy?

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Sharks are under you.

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Look down.

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Clear, man.

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All over.

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They're everywhere. Everywhere.

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They're everywhere now.

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Those are filthy sharks. It's like
they're seven or eight feet long and

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really pumped up. They're coming closer.

301
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,640
Oh, I see one.

302
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,660
I see a shark, man.

303
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:11,560
Is that a shark right there?

304
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:12,559
There is.

305
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:13,620
There's a huge one.

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It's Mike.

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00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,660
Oh, my God, there he is.

308
00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:23,640
There he is. There he is.

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Another shark behind him.

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Dark shark.

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Big shark right here.

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He's coming toward you, dark shark. He's
right under you.

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I'm so glad I'm not in that thing.

314
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Shark right by you.

315
00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:46,680
Don't be a weapon, man.

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Shark right by you.

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Push it.

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Push it. Push the button.

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Are we getting a reading or not?

320
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:57,760
We're getting a reading.

321
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,080
You're doing great. We're getting the
readings we need.

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Shark.

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Repelling.

324
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,760
Y'all got it hooked up, bro.

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00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:22,630
This is

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what

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we

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00:23:35,850 --> 00:23:38,530
need. We definitely got a reaction from
a shark.

329
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,960
As ridiculous as the experiment seems,
this actually shows the wide range of

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electrical fields that sharks can
detect.

331
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Repel him!

332
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They can clearly pick up an electrical
current. And picking up something like a

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tarpon swimming by is easy.

334
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,620
But when dark sharks hit that button, it
sent out a larger current than normal.

335
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,640
And the sharks clearly sensed that.

336
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,500
Hey, don't take it off! We need to get
readings!

337
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,320
We're getting important readings!

338
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:09,440
You know, I was born and raised in the
streets of L.A.

339
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,460
Started gangbanging when I was 10. But
compared to what?

340
00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:14,680
Jackass and shark week?

341
00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:18,660
I'd rather hang with the gangbangers
than get shot at than to hang with them

342
00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:20,300
with the sharks and stuff they do.
That's just real.

343
00:24:20,540 --> 00:24:23,420
Dark Shark, what have you learned from
this scientific research?

344
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,200
Don't trust you.

345
00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:33,300
Accidents with sharks are actually very,
very rare.

346
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:37,600
And when you see an accident with a
shark, it's hard for people to come back

347
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,720
to that and just... continue to face
their fears.

348
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:45,520
So we need to take small steps to get
poopies back in the water before he dies

349
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,520
in shock.

350
00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:50,800
Knoxville's actually preparing a cave,
but he asked me if there was any natural

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repellents I could suggest.

352
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,940
Hagfish have one of the most powerful
natural defenses in the animal kingdom.

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When a predator draws near, the hagfish
releases this disgusting mucus slime

354
00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:02,520
from their glands.

355
00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:07,060
And this is made from rotting
microorganisms that the animal consumes.

356
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,900
So this makes predators just take off
immediately.

357
00:25:10,220 --> 00:25:14,260
So we're going to test that theory using
poopies.

358
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:19,900
Hopefully poopies doesn't get bit again.
But if he does, it's not terrible

359
00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:20,900
television.

360
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:26,100
Today we're going to be testing one of
the oldest known shark repellents,

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00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:27,500
hagfish slime.

362
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:31,560
This is the first time that poopies has
been back in the water with sharks.

363
00:25:31,820 --> 00:25:32,840
So he's a little nervous.

364
00:25:33,290 --> 00:25:36,830
But luckily, he'll be in a cage covered
in Hector slime. I told Poopies if

365
00:25:36,830 --> 00:25:40,090
something unexpected happens, like the
shark ends up in the cage or ends up,

366
00:25:40,150 --> 00:25:43,830
I'll push him out of the way and hit the
shark.

367
00:25:44,450 --> 00:25:47,770
You know, like when we did the matador a
few times, I had to whack at it because

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there was one that really wanted to bite
me.

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00:25:50,530 --> 00:25:52,830
I am Chris Pontius, the matador.

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00:25:53,590 --> 00:25:54,670
Ole! Ah!

371
00:26:10,510 --> 00:26:13,490
Here it looks like the best fashion show
this ocean's ever seen.

372
00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:15,750
I'm in the shot.

373
00:26:18,570 --> 00:26:20,450
There's a couple, but they don't seem
too interested.

374
00:26:20,850 --> 00:26:22,750
I'll be a little flailing and see what
happens.

375
00:26:23,270 --> 00:26:24,950
That's definitely not a good idea.

376
00:26:30,830 --> 00:26:31,830
It's working.

377
00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:46,800
Too much or one of them will turn.

378
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,320
Jesus, they are all over me.

379
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,560
Here they come, straight up again.

380
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,200
Guys, this is awesome. I'm not a
journey.

381
00:27:01,060 --> 00:27:02,060
Yeah, Pontius.

382
00:27:02,740 --> 00:27:05,160
They love me. I mean, they love the
tape.

383
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:09,200
If you're trying to do something stupid,
you're nailing it.

384
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,360
Yeah, Pontius.

385
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,360
Probably won't do much good to protect
him.

386
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,490
Dude, I'm freaking nervous and scared.

387
00:27:46,690 --> 00:27:50,030
Why? You got bit and lived. You're good.

388
00:27:50,370 --> 00:27:53,150
That's like getting hit by lightning
twice. I don't even want to be around

389
00:27:53,150 --> 00:27:57,050
your ass. I'm going to be shark bait,
man. I'll also be joining Toobies in my

390
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:58,050
superhero costume.

391
00:27:58,270 --> 00:28:00,930
A lot of divers enjoy the company of
scantily plowed men.

392
00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:02,250
Yes, they do.

393
00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:03,630
And this is no exception.

394
00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:09,670
All right, let's get covered in hagfish
slime and swim with some sharks.

395
00:28:09,950 --> 00:28:11,050
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

396
00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:19,540
Eggfish slime.

397
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,620
Oh, God, it's nasty.

398
00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:23,320
That looks like taco grease.

399
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,440
Oh, my God.

400
00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:29,240
Oh, this is nasty.

401
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,000
It smells. It smells.

402
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,560
Oh,

403
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:41,380
man.

404
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,620
Backtrack's a little feasted.

405
00:28:49,070 --> 00:28:51,350
We gotta go make peace with the sharks,
dude.

406
00:28:53,150 --> 00:29:00,090
I love making eye contact with my bro as
we hang

407
00:29:00,090 --> 00:29:01,110
to slime each other.

408
00:29:01,510 --> 00:29:03,570
It always goes this way.

409
00:29:04,330 --> 00:29:05,490
I think it's time.

410
00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:08,590
Time to repel some sharks. Yeah, let's
go.

411
00:29:13,570 --> 00:29:15,510
So today is the first day.

412
00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:20,240
Then I go back in with the sharks after
my accident, and I'm nervous as hell

413
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,219
right now.

414
00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:25,900
We have hagfish slime, and it's a
repellent, so they'll hopefully not come

415
00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:26,900
too close.

416
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:31,260
But we got Chris Ponies in the cage with
me today, and he's going to help me out

417
00:29:31,260 --> 00:29:32,920
and support me, and all the boys are
here.

418
00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:36,840
And we're going to get me back in the
water, so I hope nothing goes wrong.

419
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,500
We got it, poopy!

420
00:30:09,930 --> 00:30:11,510
Are you in the cage? Is this poopies?

421
00:30:12,130 --> 00:30:13,310
Yeah, this is poopies.

422
00:30:14,130 --> 00:30:17,730
All right, you're back in the water for
the first time with the sharks. Are you

423
00:30:17,730 --> 00:30:18,730
okay down there?

424
00:30:19,050 --> 00:30:20,050
This is Natalie.

425
00:30:21,410 --> 00:30:22,410
For the shark!

426
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:26,940
Because sharks are coming in, but
they'll come in a little bit, and then

427
00:31:26,940 --> 00:31:27,940
they take off.

428
00:31:28,780 --> 00:31:29,900
This is how it works.

429
00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:31,900
They're all gone.

430
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:34,100
How's it feeling?

431
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:35,680
You're back.

432
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,840
You are back, bud. You're back.

433
00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:44,060
Boobies need to get over a sphere of
sharks, so I'm going to throw the fish

434
00:31:44,060 --> 00:31:45,700
in the water, and hopefully it helps
them.

435
00:31:59,470 --> 00:32:00,470
Hopefully it helps.

436
00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:05,730
This is real, so it's a soon up now.

437
00:32:13,950 --> 00:32:18,530
So many shots.

438
00:32:18,890 --> 00:32:20,430
Dude, this is not cool.

439
00:32:20,830 --> 00:32:23,270
Hey, Wee Man, I got some more chum.
Throw it in.

440
00:32:24,790 --> 00:32:25,790
Watch out, man.

441
00:32:26,250 --> 00:32:27,730
This is not cool, dude.

442
00:32:29,050 --> 00:32:32,050
Dark shark coming for you guys on the
other side of the boat.

443
00:32:37,490 --> 00:32:39,870
There's a big bull shark coming in for
you right now.

444
00:33:03,230 --> 00:33:05,550
It's okay. Stay calm, poopy. You're
fine.

445
00:33:07,010 --> 00:33:08,010
That was good,

446
00:33:10,350 --> 00:33:12,170
man. Yeah, that was legit.

447
00:33:15,170 --> 00:33:16,170
Dude,

448
00:33:18,030 --> 00:33:19,770
I'm over this. Dude, I'm over this.

449
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:29,880
Sharks got so close.

450
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,360
I'm so sick.

451
00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:33,220
First time back with the sharks.

452
00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:34,700
How was it?

453
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:36,520
Not really.

454
00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:37,580
Yeah? Yeah.

455
00:33:37,820 --> 00:33:39,260
Were they touching the cage?

456
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,680
So close.

457
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,000
Yeah, I'm over it, dude.

458
00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:42,879
All right.

459
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:43,880
Let's go.

460
00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:47,080
Lunchtime. Well, we were trying to give
the sharks lunchtime.

461
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:51,500
It was already shark lunch. All right.
The scariest moment in the cage was

462
00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:55,060
probably when the bull sharks got super
close and, like, headed right for me.

463
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,020
Their eyes were locked right on me, and
I was like, oh.

464
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,180
This is not good. I started freaking
out.

465
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,360
The hagfish was gross.

466
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,300
I'm really actually happy I wasn't on
the boat.

467
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,580
But you could see that the sharks were
actually deterred when they could sense

468
00:34:10,580 --> 00:34:11,580
the hagfish.

469
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,880
But as Zach kept chumming and the
hagfish wore off, you saw a reaction in

470
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:17,880
the sharks.

471
00:34:18,860 --> 00:34:21,080
But poopies remained calm in the cage.

472
00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:25,100
Ultimately, it was a great first
experience back in the water.

473
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:26,800
Yeah, Chris.

474
00:34:27,820 --> 00:34:28,658
That was rad.

475
00:34:28,659 --> 00:34:29,760
Dude. How'd it feel?

476
00:34:30,380 --> 00:34:32,739
Dude, I was hanging on to your leg like
a little girl.

477
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000
No, you were rad.

478
00:34:34,460 --> 00:34:37,800
No, at first we see the sharks from a
distance, but they didn't get close at

479
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,840
all. But as the hagfish slime wore off,
they're right there.

480
00:34:41,860 --> 00:34:43,600
I guess the hagfish slime worked.

481
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:44,960
We did it.

482
00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:51,540
What's going on?

483
00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:53,139
I'm feeding the sharks.

484
00:34:53,540 --> 00:34:57,000
Sharks not only have an incredible bite,
but they are a very strong animal.

485
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:00,740
And it's thought that sharks can drag
over twice their body weight in the

486
00:35:00,740 --> 00:35:04,880
water. So a great white shark can drag
about 4,000 pounds in the water,

487
00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:06,540
although it's never been tested.

488
00:35:07,740 --> 00:35:13,060
So we're going to actually test how
devastating and powerful a shark bite

489
00:35:13,060 --> 00:35:18,380
might be and see how much weight they
can drag in relation to their size by

490
00:35:18,380 --> 00:35:20,180
using Zach Holmes.

491
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,080
Whoa!

492
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,660
That was tough.

493
00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:26,930
That was the movie right there. That was
Jaws. Damn.

494
00:35:27,490 --> 00:35:29,310
What was the scariest thing you did on
Jackass Forever?

495
00:35:29,570 --> 00:35:32,950
The scariest thing I did on Jackass
Forever was probably doing the human

496
00:35:32,950 --> 00:35:33,950
kite thing.

497
00:35:35,310 --> 00:35:40,410
One of my biggest fears, though, is the
ocean, so this is really scary to me.

498
00:35:41,710 --> 00:35:44,910
Knoxville really didn't tell me anything
about what I'm getting into this week.

499
00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:48,490
So, yeah, I'm really not sure what I'm
going to be doing at all.

500
00:35:49,150 --> 00:35:52,270
I've never even been in the ocean
before, so this is a first for me.

501
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,680
I've got a big fish at the end of this
line, and I'm going to try to get a

502
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,260
shark to pull me around this stupid
ocean.

503
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,340
This is so scary!

504
00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:17,280
Why? You're just fishing.

505
00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:18,920
I don't want to be in here.

506
00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:20,260
Oh, there's one.

507
00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:21,500
Oh, my God!

508
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:31,320
Got some sharks, Zach.

509
00:36:32,180 --> 00:36:33,180
Shark right there.

510
00:36:42,519 --> 00:36:45,720
I want to get back on the bigger boat.
You got to catch him first.

511
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,320
Oh, he's coming, Dad. He's coming.

512
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,440
You're not getting out of the boat until
you catch a shark.

513
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,820
And that's Paul's shark.

514
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,800
You getting bites?

515
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:18,960
Did he get it?

516
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,760
stronger than I thought they were.

517
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,800
Not that I thought they were weak, but
to be able to tip me over in a boat gets

518
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:18,799
me pretty strong.

519
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,180
Like, I don't know. If I was a shark, I
would bite me.

520
00:38:21,580 --> 00:38:25,200
That's the first time I've seen a shark
take a bait, a boat, and a person.

521
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:32,560
If you've ever tried to pull something
in the water you know as human beings,

522
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,040
it's almost impossible.

523
00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:38,250
But... You get a seven, eight-foot
shark, and that shark can pull

524
00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:43,590
tremendous weight, even Zach's 420-pound
body. So we wanted to see how sharks

525
00:38:43,590 --> 00:38:45,850
hunt. I think we got a good idea of
that, right?

526
00:38:46,070 --> 00:38:49,550
Yeah. Did you guys walk away with
anything that you felt like you learned

527
00:38:49,550 --> 00:38:51,250
something? Four-foot sharks.

528
00:38:51,510 --> 00:38:56,170
Respect them, love them. I learned that
Zach's balls are just as big as the rest

529
00:38:56,170 --> 00:38:57,170
of them.

530
00:38:59,970 --> 00:39:04,470
I'm nervous to do this little dot.

531
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,440
I'm not nervous.

532
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,460
I'm actually kind of stoked on it. Whoa,
that was lightning.

533
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:16,420
Lean up against the railing, I think is
what he wants.

534
00:39:16,860 --> 00:39:17,860
Yeah.

535
00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:19,260
Oh,

536
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:25,960
no, it's not.

537
00:39:26,580 --> 00:39:27,580
Jerk.

538
00:39:39,390 --> 00:39:43,550
So Knoxville wanted to show Poopy's
examples of sharks hunting animals other

539
00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:44,550
than fish.

540
00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:48,570
Now it's pretty well known that sharks
hunt baby birds when they sit on the

541
00:39:48,570 --> 00:39:52,210
water. They're not really good at using
their wings yet, and the sharks take

542
00:39:52,210 --> 00:39:53,210
advantage of them.

543
00:39:53,370 --> 00:39:55,290
I shared some of these clips with
Knoxville.

544
00:39:56,190 --> 00:39:57,990
I'm pretty sure it wasn't a good idea.

545
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:02,520
When the baby birds are just learning to
fly, sometimes they crash into the

546
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,040
water, and it's just like Thanksgiving
for sharks.

547
00:40:05,580 --> 00:40:08,260
So we're going to throw him in the water
and see how he does.

548
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:14,040
A fledgling bird of uncertain wing.

549
00:40:14,380 --> 00:40:15,380
Oh, yeah.

550
00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:17,020
Good luck, wee.

551
00:40:17,140 --> 00:40:18,140
Oh, yeah.

552
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,580
Hey, Gladys, little starlet.

553
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:34,360
To be honest, this experiment makes no
sense, considering he's in a cage and

554
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,360
he's not at the surface.

555
00:40:35,420 --> 00:40:38,440
So this is absolutely not how sharks
hunt birds.

556
00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:42,640
Oh, wee man, if I was a shark, I'd
gobble you up.

557
00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:48,380
All right, so now I'm dressed up as a
little chicky, and I'm going to go into

558
00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:53,800
the water and see if these sharks really
do eat baby birds. Good luck, bro.

559
00:40:55,150 --> 00:40:56,150
Good luck, Wee Man.

560
00:40:56,330 --> 00:40:57,990
Say hi to the Charchies for me.

561
00:41:00,010 --> 00:41:01,010
Oh, boy.

562
00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:05,130
Oh, my God. Here we go, Wee Man. Oh,
they're very aggressive.

563
00:41:06,010 --> 00:41:07,070
Oh, look at those.

564
00:41:07,970 --> 00:41:10,010
Here we go.

565
00:41:10,670 --> 00:41:11,870
Watch your hands, Wee.

566
00:41:12,430 --> 00:41:14,650
Follow Wee. See you in the afterlife.

567
00:41:18,110 --> 00:41:21,070
We got seven or eight guys. If we lose
one, it's all right.

568
00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:28,080
Wee Man, what do you see?

569
00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:31,400
I'm completely surrounded by sharks.

570
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:37,440
These are Caribbean reefs?

571
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:39,980
Yeah. Are they looking at you, Wee Man?

572
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,920
Do they seem to have interest?

573
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,280
They're definitely hungry for chicken
nuggets.

574
00:41:46,060 --> 00:41:49,720
Man, they could feast on that big fat
ass of Wee Man for a week.

575
00:41:58,590 --> 00:42:01,210
There's a bossy bottom right in front of
you, Wee Man.

576
00:42:03,970 --> 00:42:07,990
Oh, boy. Here they come. Oh, my God.

577
00:42:13,630 --> 00:42:15,750
They're getting really close to the
gate.

578
00:42:25,130 --> 00:42:26,390
He just got bumped.

579
00:42:29,550 --> 00:42:31,770
I'm digging this now. This is awesome.

580
00:42:37,610 --> 00:42:38,910
Bring him up. Okay.

581
00:42:40,470 --> 00:42:42,190
But he didn't get bit.

582
00:42:42,510 --> 00:42:43,670
Jeff's not going to like it.

583
00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:47,390
How was it, Wee?

584
00:42:47,820 --> 00:42:51,660
It's actually pretty cool down there.
Rad. All right. I come up right to the

585
00:42:51,660 --> 00:42:53,120
stage. They check you out.

586
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,820
I've seen one bump you.

587
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,320
Yeah, they want party.

588
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,760
It was actually pretty awesome. Like,
it's fun down there. It was a great

589
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:04,200
time. Like, it feels like you're in a
huge aquarium.

590
00:43:04,700 --> 00:43:08,160
You feel like if you were in the water
with that suit on, with no cage, they'd

591
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:09,138
want to bite you more?

592
00:43:09,140 --> 00:43:12,680
Oh, yeah, that I know. They kept coming
in and checking me out. Completely.

593
00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:13,900
They wanted the bird.

594
00:43:14,220 --> 00:43:18,740
Hey, Poop, you feel more confident now
that you've seen me go in and hang out?

595
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,160
You want to get in the water more?

596
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:24,020
Mmm, yeah, but no, I don't know. It's
weird. It's weird.

597
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,820
I can go in a cage.

598
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:27,860
No, I don't think that's the plan.

599
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,480
No, no, if I'm not going in no cage,
then no.

600
00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:32,400
I'll take your no with a yes.

601
00:43:32,820 --> 00:43:34,440
Okay, okay. Bless you, Poopy. Thanks.

602
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Oh, man.

603
00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:37,180
Go hit it.

604
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:40,680
Hit my boob, bro.

605
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,580
You're feeling it, man. You're
improving, though.

606
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,300
Shark time. Shark time.

607
00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:56,340
Damn. What's going on? I just saw him.
He came up too close.

608
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,760
Boobies get scared.

609
00:43:59,180 --> 00:44:01,220
Bro, Sean came up, and I saw him come
out.

610
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:02,960
So scared.

611
00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:05,860
You got this. I know. Get back in the
water.

612
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,440
Hard.

613
00:44:07,780 --> 00:44:08,780
In order.

614
00:44:08,810 --> 00:44:12,250
To conquer your opponent, you need to
learn everything about them. It's kind

615
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,850
of like keep your friends close and your
enemies closer.

616
00:44:15,470 --> 00:44:19,510
Poopies has learned a lot. But still,
there's a few other things I want to

617
00:44:19,510 --> 00:44:20,510
show them about sharks.

618
00:44:20,630 --> 00:44:22,070
Sharks have incredible mouths.

619
00:44:22,510 --> 00:44:25,190
And we spend so much time focusing on
the bite and teeth.

620
00:44:25,550 --> 00:44:29,210
But they actually have these calcium
deposits that make them super tough,

621
00:44:29,430 --> 00:44:32,790
almost impenetrable. They can eat almost
anything.

622
00:44:33,150 --> 00:44:37,010
Everything from tin cans to undetonated
bombs have been found in their stomachs.

623
00:44:37,070 --> 00:44:38,070
In fact...

624
00:44:38,270 --> 00:44:41,810
They're one of the few species that can
withstand a lionfish sting. Joe, he said

625
00:44:41,810 --> 00:44:45,210
that a lionfish sting is the worst pain
he's ever been in.

626
00:44:45,630 --> 00:44:49,370
So to see if we know what he's really
talking about, we're going to test it

627
00:44:49,370 --> 00:44:50,370
out on Zach.

628
00:44:53,170 --> 00:44:56,890
This beautiful fish right here is called
a lionfish.

629
00:44:57,330 --> 00:45:00,870
It's a super invasive species of Florida
in the Bahamas.

630
00:45:01,130 --> 00:45:04,630
And these hypodermic needles of a dorsal
fin.

631
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,880
It's filled with venom, and it's very,
very painful.

632
00:45:08,100 --> 00:45:10,940
And we're going to see how painful on
our friend Zach right here.

633
00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:13,100
You ready?

634
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:14,120
Yeah. Do it.

635
00:45:18,260 --> 00:45:19,260
Okay, little guy.

636
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:23,140
Oh, there we go. Oh, there you go, Zach.
Yeah. There you go, Zach. Here we go.

637
00:45:23,180 --> 00:45:24,180
We're going up.

638
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:25,360
Damn.

639
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,040
Oh.

640
00:45:41,069 --> 00:45:41,630
It hurts

641
00:45:41,630 --> 00:45:55,550
so

642
00:45:55,550 --> 00:45:57,650
bad. It feels like my fingers are being
ripped off.

643
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,040
Have you ever been in that much pain
before by a sting?

644
00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:02,560
Never. Never in my life.

645
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,580
I don't understand why this even hurts
this bad.

646
00:46:04,780 --> 00:46:07,420
Is this the number one painful sting in
your opinion? This is the number one

647
00:46:07,420 --> 00:46:10,720
most painful thing that's happened to
me. It's worse than breaking my leg.

648
00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:14,180
I'd rather break my leg again right now
because at least then I could get

649
00:46:14,180 --> 00:46:15,180
morphine.

650
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,920
Ready? All right.

651
00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:20,900
Way to go, Zach.

652
00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:22,660
Now let's do your nipple.

653
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,200
Lionfish has a really good defensive
mechanism.

654
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:26,640
Too good.

655
00:46:27,340 --> 00:46:32,080
We took you out to the open ocean, and
you were able to feed a shark a

656
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,040
lionfish. Would you do it? Yes.

657
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:34,919
You would?

658
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:35,678
I 100% would.

659
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:36,760
All right, we'll make that happen.

660
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,200
Feed lionfish, dude.

661
00:46:46,660 --> 00:46:50,600
Lionfish are one of the most successful
invasive species in the Atlantic.

662
00:46:51,230 --> 00:46:56,050
Lionfish have like a dozen very sharp
spines throughout their entire body. The

663
00:46:56,050 --> 00:46:58,490
venom that is excreted is like cobra
venom.

664
00:46:58,690 --> 00:47:00,610
It's only designed to cause pain.

665
00:47:01,270 --> 00:47:05,650
I've actually been stung by a lionfish,
and I thought it was the worst pain I

666
00:47:05,650 --> 00:47:07,530
had ever felt in my entire life.

667
00:47:09,190 --> 00:47:10,910
I heard you got stung by that field.

668
00:47:11,330 --> 00:47:16,050
It's like the worst thing ever. Yeah,
it's so bad. And there's been a lot of

669
00:47:16,050 --> 00:47:17,050
debate as if...

670
00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:19,920
what predators may be able to eat these
fish.

671
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:24,480
So a lot of people have actually started
to try to feed lionfish to sharks.

672
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,180
To get them stoked on lionfish?

673
00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:29,320
Yeah, just to make them, like, see if
they could get an aid for it. And maybe

674
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,640
to start, like, decreasing the numbers
of them down.

675
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,320
So far, we haven't seen much of a
success from that.

676
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:38,680
Have you actually swam around in the
ocean?

677
00:47:39,020 --> 00:47:42,440
Uh, not really. I can kind of float,
like, a little bit.

678
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,100
Um, I mainly sink, though.

679
00:47:45,799 --> 00:47:52,100
I guess that's really all you need is to
be able to hold a stick and hold it

680
00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:53,100
straight out towards the sharks.

681
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:58,420
So what we've set up today is a little
experiment to try to see if the sharks

682
00:47:58,420 --> 00:48:00,060
will actually eat lionfish.

683
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:03,940
We have a bunch of lionfish, and we're
going to put it on the end of a stick,

684
00:48:04,060 --> 00:48:07,880
and we're going to have you go out in
the middle of the water and see if the

685
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:08,880
sharks will eat them.

686
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,240
Is that cool? Will you do it?

687
00:48:10,460 --> 00:48:11,460
That's insane.

688
00:48:12,190 --> 00:48:13,190
But I guess I'll do it.

689
00:48:14,210 --> 00:48:19,630
It's up to you, Zach, to save this ocean
from these invasive fish. I guess I'll

690
00:48:19,630 --> 00:48:20,630
try.

691
00:48:27,950 --> 00:48:32,210
You're good. Hold on to it.

692
00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:36,850
I'm warning you, the sharks will go
after his feet. They're very wise.

693
00:48:47,210 --> 00:48:48,610
Zach's freaking out.

694
00:48:49,330 --> 00:48:50,330
What the?

695
00:48:50,730 --> 00:48:52,950
What? There's a shark right there.

696
00:48:54,170 --> 00:48:56,770
Oh, my God. The shark's doing after us.

697
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:28,380
The sharks were fully circling his feet,
like, just as interested in his feet as

698
00:51:28,380 --> 00:51:29,380
they are the fish.

699
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:31,340
Sharks are into foot stuff, I guess.

700
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:40,180
Shark hunting behavior at night is

701
00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:41,180
relatively unknown.

702
00:51:41,380 --> 00:51:44,980
But what we do know is that they're
attracted to shiny things like fish

703
00:51:44,980 --> 00:51:47,040
scales and hot dudes.

704
00:52:00,010 --> 00:52:03,810
Shark behavior at night is completely
different. What we do know is that a lot

705
00:52:03,810 --> 00:52:08,170
of sharks hunt their prey at night, and
a lot of sharks are way more active at

706
00:52:08,170 --> 00:52:12,430
night, which is making this experiment
way more dangerous than it needs to be.

707
00:52:15,490 --> 00:52:21,030
So the sun's about to go down. That's
around the time when most people have

708
00:52:21,030 --> 00:52:22,790
their dinner, so sharks are no
different.

709
00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:27,650
I mean, when people say, like, at dusk
is when sharks are most active, it's

710
00:52:27,650 --> 00:52:29,250
kind of like, duh, dinner time.

711
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:32,780
Makes sense. Just like us. It's actually
a pretty good theory that it's around

712
00:52:32,780 --> 00:52:33,578
that time.

713
00:52:33,580 --> 00:52:36,260
All I know is it was about this time
when our bro got bit.

714
00:52:40,340 --> 00:52:43,760
Statistically, shark attacks on humans
are super rare, but there were a bunch

715
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,960
of circumstances surrounding around
Poopy's bite, one of them being that he

716
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:51,060
was splashing, the other one being that
it was dusk. So what better way to test

717
00:52:51,060 --> 00:52:53,940
that theory besides get everybody in the
water at dusk and have them splash

718
00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:54,940
around?

719
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:57,600
Dark shark.

720
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:59,240
How do you think this is going to go?

721
00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:02,840
I don't know. Y'all told me the Sharks
don't like shiny stuff.

722
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,360
Yeah, yeah.

723
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:08,360
Everybody is shiny, shiny, shiny, so
it's going to go bad to me, I think.

724
00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:10,640
Do we look pretty cool?

725
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,860
I feel like we're too cool. We might
have to go to the back door to the club.

726
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:18,420
Man, regulars go to the front. You know,
guys? Yeah.

727
00:53:18,740 --> 00:53:22,300
We're going through the kitchen tonight.
Oh, yeah. The guys are coming down.

728
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,700
He got way more heart than my ass these
days.

729
00:53:30,970 --> 00:53:32,030
You ready, boy?

730
00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:33,250
All right, Baba.

731
00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:39,090
This is my first time diving with
sharks, and it's as nice.

732
00:53:40,630 --> 00:53:42,590
We got to just start working our way
down.

733
00:53:44,530 --> 00:53:46,290
And we're going to put you in the cage,
okay?

734
00:53:46,550 --> 00:53:47,750
Right next to the mouthfeel.

735
00:53:48,150 --> 00:53:49,150
All right, fellas.

736
00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:52,990
You see the disco ball lights, like,
trailing on the surface?

737
00:53:53,410 --> 00:53:55,470
Who's going crazy? We're going to drive
the sharks wild.

738
00:53:57,930 --> 00:54:04,470
These sharks are going wild over my
pants. Are you guys partying or what?

739
00:54:04,990 --> 00:54:06,430
Yeah, it's a party down here.

740
00:54:06,630 --> 00:54:08,850
I'm waiting for some sharks to come
shake that up.

741
00:54:11,350 --> 00:54:18,090
Can we get out of this stupid cage and
get this party

742
00:54:18,090 --> 00:54:19,090
started?

743
00:54:22,290 --> 00:54:23,530
They're getting out of the cage.

744
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,740
I don't want his ass to get out the
goddamn cage.

745
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:43,080
I think we're turning them on, Jasper.

746
00:54:46,100 --> 00:54:50,580
All right, boys, let's disco.

747
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,660
You are a disco diva.

748
00:55:14,220 --> 00:55:16,340
How do the sharks like the disco?

749
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:17,240
The

750
00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:24,080
club's

751
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:25,380
closing soon, loud call.

752
00:55:39,180 --> 00:55:40,058
He's loving it.

753
00:55:40,060 --> 00:55:42,960
I'm up here wearing it crazy, and he's
loving it.

754
00:55:43,220 --> 00:55:45,600
Hey, John, you want to see what's over
here?

755
00:55:45,940 --> 00:55:48,680
I'm almost out of air. I think this
party is over.

756
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,240
I'm coming in hot.

757
00:55:55,460 --> 00:55:57,280
A real rock star. Look at that boy.

758
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:00,180
Yeah, John. That's my boy. Yeah, Johnny.

759
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:02,800
I ain't gonna lie, at one point, I
thought the truck was holding me.

760
00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:04,500
Yeah,

761
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:08,140
when the light's on you, you can't see
anything.

762
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:12,620
And when the light's off of you, like,
there's this whole black wall that

763
00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:15,680
you're looking at, just hoping a shark
comes out.

764
00:56:16,620 --> 00:56:20,020
I was really calm and really honored to
be in the water with them.

765
00:56:20,260 --> 00:56:22,760
We might as well keep the party going on
top of the land. Let's get it going.

766
00:56:23,100 --> 00:56:24,100
All right.

767
00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:28,260
Last year, I got violated by a shark.

768
00:56:30,060 --> 00:56:32,360
I've done a lot of experiments in my
life.

769
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:33,600
Yeah, Jasper.

770
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,160
This one's the dumbest.

771
00:56:36,780 --> 00:56:39,500
The scientist said this is the dumbest
thing he's ever done.

772
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,140
Good luck, Jasper.

773
00:56:45,540 --> 00:56:47,980
Just close your eyes. It'll be over
soon.

774
00:56:49,060 --> 00:56:50,060
Greg, is this safe?

775
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:54,140
This is not safe at all. I would never
do it. So I'm happy he's in the tube

776
00:56:54,140 --> 00:56:55,480
getting the measurements for us.

777
00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:58,740
Is your ass in the water?

778
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:01,920
My ass?

779
00:57:13,580 --> 00:57:15,820
They're going to start feeding off each
other's energy.

780
00:57:33,180 --> 00:57:38,300
Scientifically speaking, getting credit
carded is when an object, I don't know,

781
00:57:38,340 --> 00:57:42,680
maybe your bro's hand, goes right down
the cheeks of your bottom.

782
00:57:43,340 --> 00:57:44,340
Right down.

783
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:49,200
Here we go!

784
00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:52,480
Oh, he's got it!

785
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,540
Oh! Get the red egg!

786
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:59,080
Hold on to it! Hold on to it! Don't
fall! Don't fall!

787
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:02,480
Total chaos.

788
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:09,220
Last year's experience was a little more
sketched than this time.

789
00:58:09,790 --> 00:58:11,250
Sharks aren't aggressive animals.

790
00:58:11,570 --> 00:58:14,810
It turned out they're actually very nice
creatures and that everything is smooth.

791
00:58:15,230 --> 00:58:16,710
The sharks are going to be smooth too.

792
00:58:26,130 --> 00:58:30,450
So the shark attack last year really
shook Poopy's confidence.

793
00:58:30,730 --> 00:58:32,090
The shark got so close.

794
00:58:32,330 --> 00:58:33,330
I left it.

795
00:58:33,410 --> 00:58:34,410
No hurry.

796
00:58:34,980 --> 00:58:39,060
We're going to get him back in the water
to show him sharks are not man-eaters,

797
00:58:39,140 --> 00:58:40,980
but they are wonderful creatures.

798
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,860
All right, guys, we've run through a
bunch of tests.

799
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:51,140
I would like to think we've learned
something, but now it's time for the big

800
00:58:51,140 --> 00:58:53,500
dive. Poopies, how are you feeling, bud?

801
00:58:53,860 --> 00:58:59,460
Nervous and scared, and I'm stoked. I've
got Johnny and the boys helping me out

802
00:58:59,460 --> 00:59:01,680
today, so it's going to be a good dive.
I'm excited.

803
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,760
I'm sure Johnny will protect you. Yeah.

804
00:59:04,740 --> 00:59:07,640
You hear that impending doom, thunder
behind it?

805
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:08,840
Yeah, it's great.

806
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:09,839
It's real great.

807
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,480
Cued in right when he said it.

808
00:59:12,340 --> 00:59:17,220
Let's get poopies in the water. And
ignore the thunder that was going when

809
00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:17,999
you were talking.

810
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:24,920
A year ago, when I was going off that
ramp, we were in their territory.

811
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:26,080
I got bit.

812
00:59:29,980 --> 00:59:30,980
But...

813
00:59:32,770 --> 00:59:36,010
It's really important for me to get over
that fear because I don't want that

814
00:59:36,010 --> 00:59:40,230
accident to stop me from doing what I
love. And I love the ocean and I love

815
00:59:40,230 --> 00:59:41,490
surfing. I'm never going to stop.

816
00:59:43,550 --> 00:59:47,170
We're doing things with sharks that
people just don't normally do. So you

817
00:59:47,170 --> 00:59:50,610
don't really know if it's safe or not
until you do it.

818
00:59:50,990 --> 00:59:54,050
Poopies have the courage to come back
for Shark Week and not be afraid of the

819
00:59:54,050 --> 00:59:55,050
water.

820
00:59:55,550 --> 00:59:56,650
That'll star you for life.

821
00:59:56,950 --> 01:00:00,210
It's crazy knowing that these are the
same type of sharks that bit poopies.

822
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:04,840
I'm super excited to do the final dive
with Poopy. It's going to be super fun.

823
01:00:04,980 --> 01:00:08,620
Even though that accident happened to
him, we'll go in the water with him, go

824
01:00:08,620 --> 01:00:10,080
swim with sharks, do whatever.

825
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,340
A year later, they go back to the same
place.

826
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:16,260
I'm proud of him, but he's nuts, man.

827
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:17,740
But we'll see what happens.

828
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:20,160
All right, here we go.

829
01:00:23,860 --> 01:00:25,140
Go get him, Poopy!

830
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:40,280
I accept that. There you go.

831
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,140
All right, everybody.

832
01:00:45,460 --> 01:00:47,840
Let's find the shark that fits perfect.

833
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:49,820
Mark and Luke, let's do it.

834
01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:51,300
Copy that.

835
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,660
And get Wee Man big.

836
01:00:54,340 --> 01:00:56,700
Just kidding. Keep an eye on Wee Man.

837
01:00:57,540 --> 01:00:59,560
Wow, they're so beautiful.

838
01:01:00,220 --> 01:01:01,460
Still don't lose cool yet.

839
01:01:01,740 --> 01:01:02,740
This is a lot of fun.

840
01:01:03,950 --> 01:01:06,330
Come help me find the one that bit you,
Poopy.

841
01:01:06,910 --> 01:01:07,910
No way.

842
01:01:08,730 --> 01:01:10,130
This is good enough for me.

843
01:01:11,770 --> 01:01:13,670
Wow, we are next deep in charge.

844
01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:18,690
I'm not sure I'm ready for this, guys.

845
01:01:19,170 --> 01:01:24,350
So, Poopy, come sit next to me. You'll
be safe. What's going on down there,

846
01:01:24,390 --> 01:01:25,390
Poops?

847
01:01:25,730 --> 01:01:26,730
They're everywhere.

848
01:01:27,410 --> 01:01:28,510
They're so crazy.

849
01:01:29,070 --> 01:01:30,390
Guys, I'm freaking out.

850
01:01:31,270 --> 01:01:32,530
They're coming right for you.

851
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:45,880
Are you swimming around a little bit,
Poops?

852
01:01:50,900 --> 01:01:51,900
Sick!

853
01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:58,280
That's awesome.

854
01:02:03,620 --> 01:02:06,320
Is Wee Man still alive?

855
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:22,560
Hey, Poopy, it's a shark that bit you
down there.

856
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:26,440
I can see that one. It's having a great
time. How's it more fun than anyone

857
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:27,440
else?

858
01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:29,520
Oh, God, whoa.

859
01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:32,660
That was crazy.

860
01:02:33,780 --> 01:02:35,160
Do you like it, Poopy?

861
01:02:35,780 --> 01:02:37,340
Yeah, I like it down here.

862
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,840
I got a fat, raw piece in a fake shark
shell with my mind.

863
01:02:42,260 --> 01:02:44,540
I'm so glad you're at peace with the
sharks again.

864
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:46,700
They're loving me down here.

865
01:02:46,940 --> 01:02:47,940
Loving them back.

866
01:03:00,129 --> 01:03:03,950
Mike is sharpening up your water skis.
And he's got the ramp in the water. Come

867
01:03:03,950 --> 01:03:05,390
on up and we're gonna set it off.

868
01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:35,440
I definitely have to have a respect for
the sharks.

869
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:40,040
I feel a lot better. I don't have, like,
fear of, like, dying when I'm next to

870
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:40,919
sharks anymore.

871
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:46,860
If Knoxville and Wee Man and Pontius and
Jasper weren't down there, I wouldn't be

872
01:03:46,860 --> 01:03:47,860
down there.

873
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:51,820
I've seen professionals have small
accidents and walk away from the

874
01:03:51,820 --> 01:03:55,020
profession for the rest of their lives.
And hoopies who had a tremendous

875
01:03:55,020 --> 01:04:00,100
accident came back, faced his fears, and
actually came out of the water feeling

876
01:04:00,100 --> 01:04:02,880
exhilarated. There's not a lot of people
I can say that...

877
01:04:03,100 --> 01:04:04,100
can do that.

878
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:09,200
All right, poopies, we got you back in
the water a year later after you were

879
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:14,220
bit. How was it? It was definitely
nerve-wracking down there. I was

880
01:04:14,220 --> 01:04:17,140
definitely a little scared. I had to
hang on to the boys a couple times.

881
01:04:17,820 --> 01:04:19,980
Come on. Good job. Come on, man. Be
excited.

882
01:04:20,220 --> 01:04:22,640
Come on. Did you get your fear of
sharks?

883
01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:23,618
Yeah, I did.

884
01:04:23,620 --> 01:04:25,820
Now I can go surf and water and see big
waves.

885
01:04:26,300 --> 01:04:29,200
Shark Week 2, we all survived. We're
going home with no medics.

886
01:04:31,399 --> 01:04:32,840
Well, night's still young.

887
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:41,640
I'd never been in the water with sharks
before, so I came here fully thinking

888
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:43,160
that I was going to be scared of sharks.

889
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:47,360
But when I got in the water, I wasn't
scared at all. They don't really want to

890
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:50,300
mess with you unless you really go out
of your way to mess with them.

891
01:04:50,670 --> 01:04:53,650
The idea of going underwater with a
shark is horrifying, but once you're

892
01:04:53,650 --> 01:04:57,830
actually there looking at them and just
seeing how incredible they are, you

893
01:04:57,830 --> 01:04:59,550
forget your fear. They're just so cool.

894
01:04:59,870 --> 01:05:02,050
The shark bite last year was a total
mistake.

895
01:05:02,370 --> 01:05:05,830
We were doing the dumbest stuff, and
that's why I got bit.

896
01:05:06,030 --> 01:05:08,810
And, hey, you land on a shark, you're
going to get bit.

897
01:05:10,690 --> 01:05:15,750
All of these guys walked into this not
knowing what to think about sharks.

898
01:05:16,190 --> 01:05:20,090
And I think all of them walked away
really loving sharks a lot more than

899
01:05:20,090 --> 01:05:21,009
they once did.

900
01:05:21,010 --> 01:05:23,750
In my mind, I thought all they was going
to do was just murder me.

901
01:05:24,010 --> 01:05:27,450
But it turned out they're actually very
nice creatures, and they really don't

902
01:05:27,450 --> 01:05:30,050
care for the human taste of blood.

903
01:05:30,530 --> 01:05:34,550
Sharks are not what people expect they
are at all. They're not out to hunt

904
01:05:34,550 --> 01:05:39,390
human beings every time they get into
the water. It's incredible to be able to

905
01:05:39,390 --> 01:05:42,690
swim with them and get up close with
them and touch them.

906
01:05:43,050 --> 01:05:44,590
It's something I'll never forget.

907
01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:48,370
I have a totally different respect level
for sharks now.

908
01:05:48,590 --> 01:05:51,690
They're not mean animals. They don't
want to bite you. They just want to

909
01:05:51,690 --> 01:05:53,210
cruise around and check you out.

910
01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:54,750
Good times. Like we do.

911
01:05:55,230 --> 01:05:57,530
Way to go, poopy. Yeah, poopy guys.

