1 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,625 ( opening theme playing ) 2 00:00:26,583 --> 00:00:28,208 ( blows whistle ) 3 00:00:49,166 --> 00:00:52,083 Murray : Okay, band meeting. Jemaine? 4 00:00:52,083 --> 00:00:53,917 ( sighs ) Yes. 5 00:00:53,917 --> 00:00:55,083 Yes. 6 00:00:55,083 --> 00:00:56,291 Bret? 7 00:00:56,291 --> 00:00:57,708 No. 8 00:00:57,708 --> 00:00:59,458 What do you mean no? 9 00:00:59,458 --> 00:01:01,291 - I'm not here. - You're not here? 10 00:01:01,291 --> 00:01:02,750 - No. - Where are you? 11 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:04,166 No, I was just joking. 12 00:01:04,166 --> 00:01:06,208 You're obviously here so I'm putting you down-- 13 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:07,750 - Yeah, get on. - All right. 14 00:01:07,750 --> 00:01:10,333 Murray, present. 15 00:01:10,333 --> 00:01:12,083 Okay. 16 00:01:12,083 --> 00:01:14,333 Item one: roll call. 17 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:16,625 Now I've got a sense that you guys 18 00:01:16,625 --> 00:01:19,125 aren't really up for the roll call anymore. 19 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:21,208 Well, I thought we had to do it. 20 00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:22,500 Officially we do. 21 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,708 But I could just bypass it. 22 00:01:24,708 --> 00:01:27,542 We'll just look and see that you're here and carry on. 23 00:01:27,542 --> 00:01:29,792 We're always in the band meetings-- we're the band. 24 00:01:29,792 --> 00:01:32,667 But there's been a couple of times where you haven't been here. 25 00:01:32,667 --> 00:01:34,792 All right? And I've put you down as "absent" 26 00:01:34,792 --> 00:01:36,667 and I've just carried on with the meeting. 27 00:01:36,667 --> 00:01:38,625 We're at a band meeting. We haven't been here? 28 00:01:38,625 --> 00:01:40,500 - Yeah, twice. I mean-- - When? 29 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:44,083 Well, it doesn't matter when. They didn't go very well. 30 00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:46,041 Item two, 31 00:01:46,041 --> 00:01:47,375 band photos. 32 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:49,208 Now we need to get some better photos done 33 00:01:49,208 --> 00:01:51,834 so that the American media can take us seriously, all right? 34 00:01:51,834 --> 00:01:54,083 Put us in magazines, leaflets, that sort of thing. 35 00:01:54,083 --> 00:01:55,500 We've got a good photo. 36 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,792 We've got a photo, but it's not good enough. 37 00:01:57,792 --> 00:01:59,500 I mean, look. This one. 38 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:01,625 - I like that one. - It's a good photo. 39 00:02:01,625 --> 00:02:03,500 But I've had to circle where you two are. 40 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,875 I mean, who are all these other people? 41 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:08,166 - Well, that's Gemma's 21st. - Right. 42 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:11,041 - That's her birthday. - That's not me. 43 00:02:11,041 --> 00:02:13,208 - Bret: Oh no, that's Nick. - Is that not you? 44 00:02:13,208 --> 00:02:16,500 - both: No. - No, that's Lucas. You've circled Lucas and Nick. 45 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:18,125 - Who are they? - They're my cousins. 46 00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:20,583 - Where are you? - I think I took this photo. 47 00:02:20,583 --> 00:02:22,291 - Yeah, I took it. - So you're not in it? 48 00:02:22,291 --> 00:02:23,875 No, neither of us are in it. 49 00:02:23,875 --> 00:02:26,750 - Bret: It's got a good energy. - I know, I tell people that, 50 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:28,667 but they want to know which ones are you, 51 00:02:28,667 --> 00:02:30,083 and I'm trying to point you out. 52 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,708 Have you got any other photos? 53 00:02:31,708 --> 00:02:33,875 We've got one more. This one's just bizarre. 54 00:02:33,875 --> 00:02:36,667 It's a photo of Jemaine with his ex-girlfriend Clea. 55 00:02:36,667 --> 00:02:40,875 But it's got a photo of Bret superimposed over the head. 56 00:02:40,875 --> 00:02:43,458 - It's a wee bit strange. - Where did you get that? 57 00:02:43,458 --> 00:02:45,375 I made it. I made this one. 58 00:02:45,375 --> 00:02:48,333 You can't take my personal photos and stick other people's heads over-- 59 00:02:48,333 --> 00:02:49,750 I loved that photo. 60 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:52,333 So those are you options. All right? 61 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:54,750 I mean, this one here, you're not in. 62 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:56,417 And this one here you're in, 63 00:02:56,417 --> 00:02:59,083 but you shouldn't be. 64 00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:02,792 So my point is, what we need to do 65 00:03:02,792 --> 00:03:04,625 is what's called a... 66 00:03:04,625 --> 00:03:07,250 photo shoot. 67 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:09,083 M'kay? 68 00:03:09,083 --> 00:03:10,708 Murray: Okay. 69 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:14,166 A bit more movement, you're too up and down. 70 00:03:14,166 --> 00:03:16,208 Move your arms about. 71 00:03:16,208 --> 00:03:18,208 A bit more natural. That's good. 72 00:03:18,208 --> 00:03:20,750 - ( clicking ) - Can I have a look in the camera, Murray? 73 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:22,875 No, this is New Zealand government property. 74 00:03:22,875 --> 00:03:25,917 It's a passport camera. Only Greg can touch it-- eh, Greg? 75 00:03:25,917 --> 00:03:29,000 - Uh, yeah. - I can't even touch it. 76 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:31,625 That's good, Bret. 77 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:34,041 Jemaine, you look depressed. Smile. 78 00:03:34,041 --> 00:03:36,875 - I'm supposed to, I'm in a band. - Who wants to hear a sad band? 79 00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:38,500 This is the cool look for a band. 80 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,959 But what about your hands in the air and smile? 81 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:42,500 No that's not what bands do. 82 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:44,792 Bands don't put their arms in the air and smile. 83 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:46,792 I've seen that. I've seen musicians do that. 84 00:03:46,792 --> 00:03:48,625 - That's gymnasts, Murray. - Is it? 85 00:03:48,625 --> 00:03:52,083 - Yes. - Greg, is is musicians or gymnasts that...? 86 00:03:52,083 --> 00:03:54,375 - Gymnasts. - When they-- 87 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:56,708 Okay, it looks weird. 88 00:03:56,708 --> 00:03:58,500 Um, Bret, you look quite small. 89 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:00,500 It looks sort of like trick photography. 90 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:03,333 - Jemaine: It's Bret's fault. - It's like "Lord of the Rings." 91 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:05,667 Jemaine, you look like an ogre that works in the library. 92 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:09,792 Yeah, I think it's your fault, Bret. You're just too small. 93 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:16,959 Bret, do you, uh, do you like penguins? 94 00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:18,667 Yeah... no. 95 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:22,000 Sometimes I'm glad that we don't live in New Zealand anymore. 96 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,583 'Cause of all those penguins. 97 00:04:23,583 --> 00:04:26,417 - Remember how there'd be penguins? - Yeah. 98 00:04:26,417 --> 00:04:29,417 Bret, I'm kind of doing all the work in this conversation. 99 00:04:29,417 --> 00:04:33,125 - What's wrong? - I'm just feeling a little bit body conscious. 100 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:36,291 - What do you mean, "body conscious"? - I just feel very small. 101 00:04:36,291 --> 00:04:39,041 After the photo shoot, I was a lot smaller than I thought I was. 102 00:04:39,041 --> 00:04:41,000 - Are you bulimic or something? - No. 103 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,583 I just feel like... 104 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:46,125 you know, all these novelty musicians are a lot bigger than me. 105 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:48,250 - Is that what's made you bulimic? - No. 106 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:49,708 I just need to eat more. 107 00:04:49,708 --> 00:04:52,792 Mm. Sounds like bulimia. 108 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,417 I'm not bulimic. 109 00:04:54,417 --> 00:04:57,708 Hey, Bret, do you remember that time after your mom's 60th birthday, 110 00:04:57,708 --> 00:04:59,625 - how you got really drunk? - Yeah. 111 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:02,250 Yeah, I think I heard you in the bathroom afterwards 112 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:04,500 being a little bit bulimic. 113 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:07,458 What I really need is just some-- just some compliments, I think. 114 00:05:07,458 --> 00:05:09,708 You could give me some compliments. That would do it. 115 00:05:09,708 --> 00:05:12,333 - You want me to give you a compliment? - That'd be great, yeah. 116 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:16,000 I'm not gonna give you compliments. It'd be weird. 117 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,708 Yeah, it might be a bit weird. 118 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:21,208 Don't worry about it. I'm gonna go to bed. 119 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:39,792 Bret? Bret? 120 00:05:39,792 --> 00:05:41,500 - Bret! - Jemaine? 121 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,125 - What are you doing? - It's not Jemaine. 122 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:47,542 It's 1972 David Bowie from the Ziggy Stardust tour. 123 00:05:47,542 --> 00:05:49,959 Wow, you look a lot like Jemaine. 124 00:05:49,959 --> 00:05:52,417 No, I'm David Bowie. 125 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:54,208 Mm, what are you doing in my room? 126 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:55,750 This is a dream, Bret. 127 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:58,583 It's all part of your freaky dream. 128 00:05:58,583 --> 00:06:01,208 - Oh, right. - Am I freaking you out, Bret? 129 00:06:01,208 --> 00:06:04,291 - Is this a freaky dream? - I've had some pretty freaky dreams. 130 00:06:04,291 --> 00:06:07,083 - Have you? - Yeah, I had one where I was a guinea pig, 131 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:08,542 but with my face. 132 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:10,917 And I had another one where I was a... 133 00:06:10,917 --> 00:06:12,750 I was a giraffe, but then-- 134 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:15,583 Yeah, okay. Listen, Bret, I don't have much time, man. 135 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:19,333 I'm just here to tell you don't worry about your body image. 136 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:22,708 People used to give me crap about being thin all the time. 137 00:06:22,708 --> 00:06:25,708 But I just broke through their false barriers. 138 00:06:25,708 --> 00:06:27,667 What about the novelty-music paparazzi? 139 00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:30,333 Oh, the media monkeys and the junket junkies 140 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:32,959 will invite you to the plastic pantomime. 141 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:36,750 - Throw their invites away. - I'm not really sure what you're talking about. 142 00:06:36,750 --> 00:06:39,125 I want to give you one more piece of advice. 143 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:41,291 Get an eye patch, man. 144 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:44,667 - I'm sorry? - Get an eye patch. 145 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:46,166 Oh yeah, I've got an eye patch. 146 00:06:46,166 --> 00:06:47,542 - Do you? - Yeah. 147 00:06:47,542 --> 00:06:49,291 - Wear it. - Okay. 148 00:06:49,291 --> 00:06:51,750 ♪ Wear the eye patch, Bret ♪ 149 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:55,125 ♪ Wear the funky funky eye patch. ♪ 150 00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:57,333 - Bye, Bret. - Bye-bye, David Bowie. 151 00:06:57,333 --> 00:07:00,458 - Heed my advice, wear the eye patch. - Watch out for the table! 152 00:07:00,458 --> 00:07:03,667 - ( crashes ) - Sorry about the table, Bret. 153 00:07:10,875 --> 00:07:13,166 No no, he's not a midget. He's just-- he's thin. 154 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,500 Okay? And then the other one's slightly bigger, 155 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:18,083 - so there's two different sizes there. - ( guys singing ) 156 00:07:18,083 --> 00:07:19,917 There's the full range. Yeah. 157 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:22,625 - Okay, see you soon. - Hey, Murray. 158 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:24,834 - Hi, guys. - Bret: Hey, Murray. 159 00:07:24,834 --> 00:07:26,667 Check this out. 160 00:07:26,667 --> 00:07:30,458 - What is it? - It's the latest copy of "Novelty Hit-Makers" magazine. 161 00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:32,834 Page eight, I've bookmarked it there. 162 00:07:34,708 --> 00:07:36,166 - Jemaine: Hey. - Yeah. 163 00:07:36,166 --> 00:07:37,625 - Oh, that's us. - That's right. 164 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,625 We're in it. Did you stick that on there? 165 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,834 - No, it's real, Jemaine. - Wow. 166 00:07:41,834 --> 00:07:43,875 - Bret, what's wrong with your eye? - Hmm? 167 00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:46,708 Oh nothing's wrong with it. This is my new look. 168 00:07:46,708 --> 00:07:48,291 - New look? - Yeah. 169 00:07:48,291 --> 00:07:50,542 If you're gonna be cool, why don't you just have a goatee? 170 00:07:50,542 --> 00:07:53,083 - This photo... looks silly. - Silly? 171 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:55,750 You look silly now. That's a good photo-- what do you mean? 172 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:58,792 - Bret's bulimic. - What? No, I'm not. 173 00:07:58,792 --> 00:08:01,875 - Are you? - No. I had some body-image issues, 174 00:08:01,875 --> 00:08:03,708 but I'm all good now. 175 00:08:03,708 --> 00:08:05,959 Well, that's not really my business, 176 00:08:05,959 --> 00:08:08,667 that's sort of regarded as personal business. 177 00:08:08,667 --> 00:08:12,000 All right? I'm dealing with the business side of things. 178 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Like that photo. That's got us some heat. 179 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,542 We've got a big meeting coming up. 180 00:08:15,542 --> 00:08:17,708 Is it a major record label or something? 181 00:08:17,708 --> 00:08:21,166 No, it's the next best thing. It's a company that sells greeting cards. 182 00:08:21,166 --> 00:08:22,917 - Greeting cards? - Mm. 183 00:08:22,917 --> 00:08:25,875 But you know those ones that open up and they have a tune in them? 184 00:08:25,875 --> 00:08:27,417 Where does it come from? 185 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:29,667 You don't know. It's in the card somewhere. 186 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:31,875 - It's not an album? - No. 187 00:08:31,875 --> 00:08:34,750 That's the whole thing. It's a secret. Only they know. 188 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:36,917 - They put a tape in there? - No. 189 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,875 It's a magic card with music in it, 190 00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:41,959 and they want us to be part of their magic cards. 191 00:08:41,959 --> 00:08:44,166 So just from here on what I think we should do 192 00:08:44,166 --> 00:08:46,166 is just keep cool heads. Bret, 193 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:47,667 all right, don't be bulimic; 194 00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:49,750 Jemaine, you know, look after Bret; 195 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:51,917 and me, just don't blow this one, I guess. 196 00:08:51,917 --> 00:08:56,083 - Mmm. - So all of us, let's rock it out. 197 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:58,208 Is that a music term, "rock it out"? 198 00:08:58,208 --> 00:08:59,750 Yeah, that's one. 199 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:02,375 Okay. Oh heavens. 200 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:09,250 You know how you tend to prefer me out of me and Bret? 201 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:11,458 - No. - Yeah, when you see us, 202 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:14,458 you just flirt a little bit more with me. 203 00:09:14,458 --> 00:09:15,875 A tiny-- sorry, Doug. 204 00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:17,542 It's fine. 205 00:09:17,542 --> 00:09:20,166 - Happy anniversary, by the way. - Thanks. 206 00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:22,542 - Happy anniversary. - Thanks, Jemaine. 207 00:09:22,542 --> 00:09:24,291 - You know, you'd prefer me? - Yes... 208 00:09:24,291 --> 00:09:25,667 - Right? - Yeah? 209 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:28,125 Yeah well, just pretend you prefer Bret. 210 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:29,208 Okay. 211 00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:30,708 Give him some compliments. 212 00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:32,667 Say, like, "you look hot," or... 213 00:09:32,667 --> 00:09:34,792 I-I don't really know, it's not my forte. 214 00:09:34,792 --> 00:09:37,834 Okay, I can do that. It'll be like our secret plan together. 215 00:09:37,834 --> 00:09:39,959 Exactly, thanks. It'll just help him 216 00:09:39,959 --> 00:09:41,625 with a medical condition that he's got. 217 00:09:41,625 --> 00:09:45,083 I'd compliment him myself but I think it might be gay. 218 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:47,667 Oh no, that's not gay at all. 219 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:49,000 - Isn't it? - Oh no. 220 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,542 To tell a friend he looks good? No, that's not gay. 221 00:09:51,542 --> 00:09:53,291 Maybe I will. 222 00:09:53,291 --> 00:09:56,250 I mean, if you two were to make love, that would be gay. 223 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:59,834 Yeah, that would be-- that would be gay. 224 00:09:59,834 --> 00:10:02,708 Two men, touching each other physically 225 00:10:02,708 --> 00:10:05,125 and emotionally. 226 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:07,458 Erotically caressing each other on the... 227 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:10,208 - Yeah, that sounds more-- - ...hood of a car... 228 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:11,834 Hey, thanks for your help anyway. 229 00:10:11,834 --> 00:10:13,625 ...in the back of a movie theater. 230 00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:16,667 Hey, Mel, what do you do here, at university, I was wondering. 231 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:19,375 Oh, I'm the junior professor of psychology. 232 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:20,625 Huh. 233 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:23,375 What do you do here, Doug? 234 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:25,834 I was the senior professor of psychology. 235 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:28,208 But I was fired. 236 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:30,500 And now I just hang around here. 237 00:10:35,959 --> 00:10:37,583 Hey, Bret? 238 00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:40,875 Oh hey, man. How's it going? 239 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:47,291 Your beard is good. 240 00:10:47,291 --> 00:10:49,792 - Huh? - It's just a compliment for you-- your beard. 241 00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:52,250 Just a compliment about your beard being good. 242 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:54,375 - Thank you. - And also I have another one here: 243 00:10:54,375 --> 00:10:58,542 you're good at finding shortcuts around this part of town. 244 00:10:58,542 --> 00:10:59,708 I appreciate that. 245 00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:01,875 Would it be gay to write you a song 246 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:04,000 to cheer you up? 247 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,041 No. 248 00:11:10,917 --> 00:11:14,000 It's called, "Bret, You Got it Going on." 249 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,750 ( lightly ) ♪ Hey there, Bret, I see you looking down ♪ 250 00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:19,375 ♪ Don't want to see my little buddy down with a frown ♪ 251 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:21,542 ( deep voice ) ♪ Just because I get more women than you ♪ 252 00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:24,000 ♪ Well, that's only because they don't know you like I do ♪ 253 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,166 ( lightly ) ♪ Sure you're weedy and kinda shy ♪ 254 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:28,917 ♪ But some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy ♪ 255 00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:31,750 ♪ They want you as their needle when they're rolling in the hay ♪ 256 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,417 ♪ Just hear me out when I say ♪ 257 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:37,000 ♪ Bret, you've got it going on ♪ 258 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,000 ♪ The ladies will get to know your sexuality ♪ 259 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,750 ♪ When they get to know your personality ♪ 260 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:46,708 ♪ I said, Bret, you've got it going on ♪ 261 00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:49,792 ♪ Not in a gay way, just in a hey, man, I wanted to say ♪ 262 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,667 ♪ That you're looking okay, man, why can't a heterosexual guy ♪ 263 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:56,291 ♪ Tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly? ♪ 264 00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:57,875 ♪ Not all the time, obviously ♪ 265 00:11:57,875 --> 00:11:59,792 ♪ Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem ♪ 266 00:11:59,792 --> 00:12:02,000 ♪ Don't let anybody tell you you're not hump-able ♪ 267 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,458 ♪ Because you're bump-able, well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable ♪ 268 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,125 ♪ If I say you gotta boom-ow-ow, come on, Bret ♪ 269 00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:11,750 ♪ Help me out now, Bret, you've got it going on ♪ 270 00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:15,667 - ♪ I got it going on ♪ - ♪ That's the conclusion that I've come to ♪ 271 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,792 ♪ But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you ♪ 272 00:12:17,792 --> 00:12:20,291 ♪ Bret, you've got it going on ♪ 273 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:23,542 - ♪ I got it going on ♪ - ♪ No doubt about it, we'd be getting crazy ♪ 274 00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:26,125 ♪ If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady ♪ 275 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:29,959 ♪ Unh, if one of us was a lady ♪ 276 00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:32,333 ♪ And I was your man, if I was your man ♪ 277 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,417 ♪ Well 'cause sometimes it gets lonely ♪ 278 00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:36,166 ♪ And I nee-heed a woman ♪ 279 00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:38,458 ♪ And then I imagine you with some bosoms ♪ 280 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,333 ♪ In fact one time when we were touring ♪ 281 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:43,333 ♪ And I was really lonely ♪ 282 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,708 ♪ And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel ♪ 283 00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:47,959 ♪ I put a wig on you when you were sleeping ♪ 284 00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:51,500 ♪ I put a wig on you-- you-hoo-hoo-hoo ♪ 285 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,583 ♪ And I just lay there and spooned you ♪ 286 00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:56,792 ♪ Oh, Bret, you got it going on. ♪ 287 00:12:56,792 --> 00:12:59,125 So, hopefully that made you feel better. 288 00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:02,333 Can I please have a look at the lyrics? 289 00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:07,625 This is another one of your weird songs, man. 290 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:10,542 - In what way? - What is that about, "sometimes I put a wig on you 291 00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:12,750 - when we're on tour"? - Put a wig on you? 292 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:16,041 No. I didn't say anything like that. 293 00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:18,417 - Well, it's definitely a bit gay. - What is? 294 00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:20,834 Putting a wig on me while I'm asleep. 295 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,917 I think sometimes you hear what you want to hear. 296 00:13:22,917 --> 00:13:27,041 It wouldn't be gay to put a wig on a man and pretend they're a woman. 297 00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:30,708 How could that be gay if you were pretending they're a woman? 298 00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:33,875 Not that I did it. 299 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:44,083 Bret? Bret? 300 00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:45,500 Bret!? 301 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,083 Hey, it's 1980 David Bowie, 302 00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:50,208 from the music video "Ashes to Ashes." 303 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:53,166 - Hey, David Bowie. - Did you try out the eye patch? 304 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,500 Yeah, not so good. Didn't work. 305 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,166 I lost my depth perception. 306 00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:59,500 - Oh no, did you? - Yeah, I missed my chair. 307 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,250 - Oh God. - Sat down and fell on the floor. 308 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,417 That's terrible. 309 00:14:03,417 --> 00:14:05,458 And then I walked into a door. 310 00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:07,166 Actually, come to think of it, 311 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:09,917 the same thing happened to me when I wore an eye patch. 312 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,917 It was-- oh, it was always, 313 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:13,834 "Bowie's bumped into a door." 314 00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:15,792 - Hey, David Bowie? - Yes, Bret? 315 00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:17,917 Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? 316 00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:19,750 Of course, Bret. That's what I'm here for. 317 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:22,917 Mm, if a friend of yours puts a wig on you when he's lonely, 318 00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:25,208 pretends you're a woman, is that gay? 319 00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:29,375 He was pretending you're a woman? 320 00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,750 No, that's not gay. 321 00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:32,917 Are you sure? 322 00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:35,041 Totally fine. 323 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,500 Mm, okay. 324 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,041 Well, that's all. 325 00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:40,041 Do you have any other advice for me? 326 00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:41,667 Yes. 327 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:45,625 It doesn't hurt to do something absolutely outrageous. 328 00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:48,583 - Like what? - Well, you'll know what to do, Bret. 329 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:52,583 And you'll know exactly when the time is right. 330 00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:03,792 Jemaine: I don't know, I just don't like them anymore. 331 00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:05,875 - Penguins are great-- - Oh hey, guys. 332 00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:07,291 - Hey, Mel. - Hi. 333 00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:09,375 Well, you're looking good today, Bret. 334 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,333 - Very hot. - Thank you. 335 00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:12,625 Oh, that's nice of Mel to say-- 336 00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:15,041 - Hotter than Jemaine. - Oh, thanks, Mel. 337 00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:16,667 - Mm-hmm. - That's really kind. 338 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:19,291 - Oh yeah. - That's a nice compliment for you. 339 00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:21,333 Yes, it is, isn't it? 340 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,834 You have a refined bone structure 341 00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:25,875 whereas Jemaine 's facial features 342 00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:28,708 are too deep-set to be classically handsome. 343 00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:30,583 - Thank you. - Oh. 344 00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:33,458 - You're a better singer too. - Thanks, Mel. 345 00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:36,708 Yeah, Jemaine 's often flat, but you are always on-key 346 00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:38,125 every time I come to your shows. 347 00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:40,667 - Thank you. - That's not-- that's not true. 348 00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:43,500 You're also really really deep and passionate. 349 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,333 - You know, like, you think-- - Hey, Mel-- don't you have to-- 350 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:48,375 - That's really nice. - I can see it in your lyrics. 351 00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:49,708 - Hey! - What? 352 00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:53,041 - Shh, that's enough now. - Oh, all right. 353 00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:55,375 Well, I have a lot more to say on that though. 354 00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:56,708 No, I don't think you do. 355 00:15:56,708 --> 00:15:59,834 I think you probably have to go somewhere now. 356 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,583 - Thank you. - Oh yes, 357 00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:03,041 I do have to go somewhere. 358 00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:05,834 - It was great to see you, Mel. - You too. 359 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,417 Oh God, you're glowing today. 360 00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:10,250 - You're glowing. - Thanks, Mel, I appreciate it. 361 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:13,041 - See you later, bye. - See you. 362 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,834 What's her problem? 363 00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,959 - She was just being nice. - Yeah well... 364 00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:21,000 she went a bit far. 365 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,792 Do you think my facial features are too deep-set 366 00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:26,208 to be considered classically handsome? 367 00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:28,625 - That's what she said. - I don't really know. 368 00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:31,917 - Be honest. - I've got no idea. 369 00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:36,291 ( greeting card beeping tune ) 370 00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:38,875 Bret, Bret, uncross your legs. 371 00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:40,583 Bret. 372 00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:44,625 - ( card still beeping ) - That's funky. 373 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:46,750 - I like that. - Thank you, yes. 374 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:49,250 - ( turns off card ) - Yeah, that's a fun card. 375 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,875 Ah. 376 00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:52,875 Where does the music come from? 377 00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,583 There's a small chip and speaker set 378 00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,917 that goes into the back of the card. 379 00:16:56,917 --> 00:16:58,625 Is it a CD? 380 00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:01,625 No, it's more like a... 381 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:03,708 a chip and speaker set that we-- 382 00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:06,250 it's very small and it's about the size of your thumbnail 383 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,792 and we just put it right inside the back of the card. 384 00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:10,250 Like headphones? 385 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:12,542 No, this is a computer chip 386 00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:15,500 that's devoted really to one function only-- 387 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:19,208 - the playing of the song when we open the card... - ( beeping ) 388 00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:21,750 And then, I guess you could say its second function 389 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,500 is turning off at this point. 390 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,417 Like a Walkman. 391 00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:29,125 No it's not-- not like a Walkman at all. 392 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,291 Good. 393 00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:35,083 - Um, Mr. Armstrong? - Please call me David. 394 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:36,583 - Okay, David. - Thank you. 395 00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:41,375 Um, David, when will this meeting actually begin? 396 00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,708 Well it's, um-- it has begun. 397 00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:45,125 They didn't do a roll call. 398 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,792 You know, I believe in potential. 399 00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:50,250 It's hard to define, but I know it when I see it, 400 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,208 and I see it in you guys. 401 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:54,583 Thank you, David. I know what you mean. 402 00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,625 Good. We love the track. 403 00:17:56,625 --> 00:17:59,083 We'd like to include it in a card we're working on. 404 00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:02,000 It's a kind of futuristic birthday card. 405 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,583 Wow, yes, that'd be great. 406 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,875 And we're going to pay you 1¢ per card. 407 00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:11,083 How many cards would you look at manufacturing, David? 408 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:13,500 Depending on demand, we might make as many as... 409 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,417 - Half a million. - Woah, that's-- we're talking serious money. 410 00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:18,667 Yes, we're talking serious money, 411 00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:21,000 and a lot of it too, if we can work together. 412 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,375 I mean, I really need to know these guys. What are they all about? 413 00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:26,959 Yep, okay. Well, Bret, 414 00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:28,750 talk about yourself. 415 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:31,375 Oh well, um... I'm-- I'm Bret. 416 00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:32,834 Murray: Yeah? 417 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,917 - What else? - You're the smaller one. 418 00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:37,625 He's the smaller one of the two. 419 00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:40,542 He's-- you're into animals. 420 00:18:40,542 --> 00:18:42,166 Um, you were bulimic recently. 421 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:44,834 - I wasn't-- I wasn't bulimic. - He's not now, he's fine now. 422 00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:46,542 - I'm not bulimic. - Little touch of that. 423 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,667 - I wasn't bulimic. - It's cleared up. 424 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,875 And, Jemaine, he's the lady's man. 425 00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,166 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 426 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:53,667 You said the girls like you. 427 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:56,667 I've lost confidence now. Completely lost confidence. 428 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:59,166 He's just acting depressed 'cause he thinks it's cool. 429 00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:01,000 I'm gonna interrupt you now, for a moment, 430 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,667 because it seems to me that maybe... 431 00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:05,083 you're not that interested in having one of your songs 432 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,834 appear in our greeting card, so... 433 00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:09,708 we are interested, and I'm really sorry about these guys. 434 00:19:09,708 --> 00:19:12,333 I hope they haven't stuffed the whole thing up. 435 00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:13,708 It's just that, you know... 436 00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:15,458 David Bowie: You'll know what to do, Bret. 437 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:18,041 And you'll know exactly when the time is right. 438 00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:20,583 Murray: Today they've just got a different sort of... 439 00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:24,041 - Whoo-hoo! Whoo! - ( unzips ) 440 00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:25,417 Waha! 441 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,542 Murray: Bret, what on Earth was that? 442 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,333 I can't believe it. It's outrageous. 443 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,917 Absolutely outrageous. What were you thinking? 444 00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:37,041 - I thought it would help. - You thought that would help? 445 00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:38,834 Oh my gosh. 446 00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:40,834 That's illegal, you know? 447 00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:42,625 How could you do it? 448 00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,500 I thought it would make us more memorable. 449 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:48,333 Were there supposed to be lightning bolts on the side of it? 450 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,125 - Yeah, looked pretty good, eh? - Mm. 451 00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:52,333 What are you talking about? It didn't work. 452 00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,083 The whole thing was stupid! 453 00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,041 Well, it wasn't my idea, Murray. 454 00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:58,083 David Bowie told me to do it in a dream. 455 00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:00,834 Oh yeah, right, Bret. David Bowie in a dream. 456 00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:02,583 - Yes. - What are you talking about? 457 00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:06,083 That's typical of you. Major money. 458 00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:08,083 Something else will come up. 459 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,333 I don't know. 460 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,708 Maybe I'm not cut out for band management. 461 00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:14,250 It's not you, Murray. You're good. 462 00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:17,458 I think it's my fault. That's all I'm saying. 463 00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:20,417 If I was a better manager, I could have changed this 464 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:22,792 or turned it into something positive. 465 00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:24,959 I could have stopped you before you revealed it, 466 00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:26,375 or turned it into some sort of thing, 467 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:29,959 like I could have said it was a cultural New Zealand greeting. 468 00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:31,625 You know, we could have all done it. 469 00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:34,625 But I'm just not quick enough on my feet. 470 00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:37,959 Something else will turn up. 471 00:20:41,917 --> 00:20:44,792 Bret, Bret? 472 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,875 ( sighs ) 473 00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:50,583 Bret! 474 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:54,083 It's 1986 David Bowie from the movie "Labyrinth." 475 00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,875 Yeah, I know. 476 00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:59,125 So you showed your penis to the man from the greeting-card company? 477 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,959 - That was your idea. - I didn't mean something like that. 478 00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:03,583 I only meant something like... 479 00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,375 I don't know, wear makeup or-- 480 00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:08,500 I was wearing makeup. I had lightning bolts on my Wanger. 481 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,500 I meant on your face, Bret. On your face. 482 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,458 So have you got any more advice? 483 00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:15,000 No, I don't have any more advice. 484 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,792 I've given you all of my good advice. 485 00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:19,000 ( sighs ) 486 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,166 Actually, I've totally lost confidence 487 00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:24,542 in my ability to help people. I'm useless. 488 00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:27,500 Jemaine actually thinks that maybe you're a figment of my imagination. 489 00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:32,166 I might as well be, Bret. I might as well be. 490 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,041 - Yeah. - Anyway, Bret, 491 00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:37,208 - I have to go. - Where are you going? 492 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,792 I'm going to a party. I'm already 20 minutes late. 493 00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:41,959 Sounds cool. Where's the party? 494 00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:44,708 In space, Bret. In space. 495 00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:46,291 - Space? - Yeah. 496 00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:49,750 It is quite freaky, isn't it, Bret? 497 00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,708 Yeah... no. 498 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:57,375 - Goodbye, Bret. - See you, Bowie. 499 00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:04,542 ( guitar strumming ) 500 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:17,417 ♪ Bowie's in space ♪ 501 00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:24,417 ♪ Bowie's in space ♪ 502 00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:27,417 ♪ What you doin' out there, man? ♪ 503 00:22:27,417 --> 00:22:30,166 ( Bowie voice ) ♪ That's pretty freaky, Bowie ♪ 504 00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:33,083 ♪ Isn't it cold out in space, Bowie? ♪ 505 00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:38,083 ♪ Do you want to borrow my jumper, Bowie? ♪ 506 00:22:38,083 --> 00:22:42,917 ♪ Does the space cold make your nipples go pointy, Bowie? ♪ 507 00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:46,583 ♪ Do you use your pointy nipples ♪ 508 00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:50,291 ♪ As telescopic antennae to transmit data back to earth? ♪ 509 00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:53,250 ♪ Bet you do, you freaky old bastard, you ♪ 510 00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:58,667 ♪ Hey, Bowie? Do you have one really funky sequined space suit ♪ 511 00:22:58,667 --> 00:23:01,959 ♪ Or do you have several ch-changes? ♪ 512 00:23:01,959 --> 00:23:05,542 ♪ Do you smoke grass out in space, Bowie? ♪ 513 00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:06,583 ♪ Or do they smoke... ♪ 514 00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:08,959 both: ♪ Astroturf? ♪ 515 00:23:08,959 --> 00:23:10,667 ♪ Oooh ♪ 516 00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:12,750 ♪ Receiving transmission ♪ 517 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:15,583 ♪ From David Bowie's nipple antennae ♪ 518 00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:20,041 ♪ Do you read me, Lieutenant Bowie? ♪ 519 00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:22,917 ( tempo picks up ) 520 00:23:25,834 --> 00:23:28,417 ♪ This is Bowie to Bowie ♪ 521 00:23:28,417 --> 00:23:32,250 ♪ Do you hear me out there, man? ♪ 522 00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:34,458 ♪ This is Bowie back to Bowie ♪ 523 00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:37,125 ♪ I read you loud and clear, man ♪ 524 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:39,375 both: ♪ Hoo yeah, man ♪ 525 00:23:39,375 --> 00:23:43,000 ♪ Your signal's weak on my radar screen ♪ 526 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,875 ♪ How far out are you, man? ♪ 527 00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:46,500 ♪ I'm pretty far out ♪ 528 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:49,000 ♪ That's pretty far out, man ♪ 529 00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:51,875 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh hoo ♪ 530 00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:55,458 ♪ I'm orbiting Pluto ♪ 531 00:23:55,458 --> 00:23:58,375 both: ♪ Ooh ah ooh-hoo ♪ 532 00:23:58,375 --> 00:24:01,333 ♪ Drawn in by its "groovatational" ♪ 533 00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:04,667 ♪ Groovatational pull ♪ 534 00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:07,583 ♪ I'm jamming out with the Mick Jaggernauts ♪ 535 00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:13,500 ♪ So and I think it's pretty cool, man ♪ 536 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:16,333 ♪ Oh-ah! ♪ 537 00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:18,208 ♪ Are you okay, Bowie? ♪ 538 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:19,834 ♪ What was that sound? ♪ 539 00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:23,750 ♪ I don't know, man, I have to turn my ship around ♪ 540 00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:26,500 ♪ Ooh, it's the craziest thing ♪ 541 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:30,875 ♪ Yeah, I'm picking it up on my l.S.D. Screen ♪ 542 00:24:30,875 --> 00:24:35,917 ♪ Can you see the stratosphere ringing? ♪ 543 00:24:35,917 --> 00:24:38,708 both: ♪ To the choir ♪ 544 00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:42,875 ♪ Of "afronauts" singing ♪ 545 00:24:42,875 --> 00:24:45,834 ♪ Bowie's in... ♪ 546 00:24:45,834 --> 00:24:48,708 both: ♪ Space. ♪ 547 00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:59,583 Bret: So I'm guessing like, if David Bowie isn't that confident, 548 00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:02,583 then maybe-- maybe most people aren't that confident? 549 00:25:02,583 --> 00:25:05,291 Which means... I'm not gonna worry about being confident. 550 00:25:05,291 --> 00:25:08,000 Yeah, we don't need to worry about being confident. 551 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,333 - Yeah-- - But it's not really him though. 552 00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:11,583 - I know-- - It's a dream. 553 00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:13,333 - I know but-- - It's your dream. 554 00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:15,750 I know it's my dream but you'd still think he'd be more confident. 555 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,667 Yeah, can I have your biscuit, Bret? 556 00:25:17,667 --> 00:25:20,583 Help yourself. I'm not eating anymore. I'm a bit too fat. 557 00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:22,750 - Hey, Murray. - Hey guys, guess what's in my hand. 558 00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:24,834 - Um... - A biscuit? 559 00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:26,000 No, not even close. 560 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,917 - Jemaine? - Another kind of biscuit? 561 00:25:29,917 --> 00:25:31,667 No, I haven't got a biscuit, have I? 562 00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:34,542 I said no biscuit. It's not gonna be another kind, is it? 563 00:25:34,542 --> 00:25:37,083 - Is it a really big biscuit? - It's not a biscuit! 564 00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:39,375 I don't know, you know I'm not very imaginative. 565 00:25:39,375 --> 00:25:41,917 You've ruined this game. I'll just show you. 566 00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:44,625 Bret: Ah, that's flippin' awesome. 567 00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:47,000 - Listen. - ( plays electronic song ) 568 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,000 - Listen to that. - Hey, but I thought they weren't gonna...? 569 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,959 No, Mr. Armstrong said he admired Bret's balls. 570 00:25:51,959 --> 00:25:54,667 He thought we'd like to see the prototype of the new card. 571 00:25:54,667 --> 00:25:58,750 So can I get you a drink? I think we can afford it. 572 00:25:58,750 --> 00:26:01,291 Are they printing half a million cards? 573 00:26:01,291 --> 00:26:04,208 No, they're only making 50. It's not a very popular design. 574 00:26:04,208 --> 00:26:07,542 But we've got 50¢, so how much are your coffees? 575 00:26:07,542 --> 00:26:09,959 - 60¢. - Can I get a copy of that, Murray? 576 00:26:09,959 --> 00:26:12,125 No no, 'cause that would cost more than 50¢, 577 00:26:12,125 --> 00:26:15,667 and then we'd-- we'd be down, wouldn't we? The whole thing would be a waste. 578 00:26:15,667 --> 00:26:17,250 Can I borrow it for a bit? 579 00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:19,625 You can have it for one night, but don't send it to anyone. 580 00:26:19,625 --> 00:26:21,417 How do they get the music in there? 581 00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:23,792 It's very technical. Did you hear what he was talking about? 582 00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:25,750 It's a computer chip with a speaker attached. 583 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:28,917 - Murray: There's a thing in there. - Pretty much like a Walkman. 584 00:26:28,917 --> 00:26:33,542 ( Bowie-esque guitar strumming ) 585 00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:55,625 ♪ Bowie's in space ♪ 586 00:26:55,625 --> 00:26:57,333 ♪ Bowie Bowie ♪ 587 00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:59,417 ♪ Bowie Bowie Bowie ♪ 588 00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:03,750 ♪ Bowie's in space ♪ 589 00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:07,542 ♪ Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie ♪ 590 00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:10,583 ♪ Hey now, I'm a meenie-miney-mowie ♪ 591 00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:12,208 ♪ Faces aren't funky ♪ 592 00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:14,875 ♪ Hey now, I'm a meenie-miney-mowie ♪ 593 00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:17,542 ♪ B-b-b-Bowie's in... ♪ 594 00:27:17,542 --> 00:27:19,375 ♪ Space. ♪