1 00:00:15,917 --> 00:00:18,834 Tickle tickle tickle! ( laughing ) 2 00:00:18,834 --> 00:00:22,166 Hey Bret, how come you don't tickle me anymore? 3 00:00:22,166 --> 00:00:23,792 - What? - Huh? 4 00:00:23,792 --> 00:00:26,417 Oh, I'm just joking. 5 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:29,083 - Tickle tickle. - ( laughing ) 6 00:00:29,083 --> 00:00:31,250 Actually, seriously though, you guys are just 7 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:33,041 tickling each other and, 8 00:00:33,041 --> 00:00:35,291 you know, it might be nice to include someone else as well. 9 00:00:35,291 --> 00:00:38,708 Yeah. What are you up to today, Jemaine? 10 00:00:38,708 --> 00:00:40,875 Uh, I don't know. Actually I'm really bored. 11 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:43,542 Come on, man, you got to get out of here. 12 00:00:43,542 --> 00:00:45,000 I'm trying to get onto first base. 13 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,041 - I live here too. - Yeah, but go into Dave's 14 00:00:47,041 --> 00:00:48,959 and make some cake or something. 15 00:00:48,959 --> 00:00:52,917 - I don't like doing that. - Yeah, but I can't be tickling all night. 16 00:00:52,917 --> 00:00:54,458 - I'm not even ticklish. - Aren't you? 17 00:00:54,458 --> 00:00:55,917 - No, I'm faking it. - Really? 18 00:00:55,917 --> 00:00:57,375 Yeah she's faking it as well, I think. 19 00:00:57,375 --> 00:01:00,417 Oh, that's not fair. I'm really ticklish. 20 00:01:00,417 --> 00:01:02,792 ( theme music playing ) 21 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,083 ( blows whistle ) 22 00:01:34,834 --> 00:01:38,000 ( classical music playing ) 23 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:44,500 - Jemaine? - Oh, hi, Sally. 24 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:45,875 I thought it was you. 25 00:01:45,875 --> 00:01:48,000 - You looking for something? - Uh, no. 26 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,792 I mean, yes. Yes. Mm. 27 00:01:50,792 --> 00:01:53,333 Uh, oh, there they-- 28 00:01:53,333 --> 00:01:55,708 there they go there. 29 00:01:55,708 --> 00:01:58,375 Hey, I, uh, saw your music video online. 30 00:01:58,375 --> 00:02:01,708 "The year 2000, the year 2000." 31 00:02:01,708 --> 00:02:03,750 Well, that was you, right? 32 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:05,208 Affirmative. 33 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:07,708 - You were robots. - Yeah, we were just dressed up as robots. 34 00:02:07,708 --> 00:02:09,291 Yeah, but you were robots. 35 00:02:09,291 --> 00:02:10,834 Yeah, just, you know, acting as robots-- 36 00:02:10,834 --> 00:02:14,250 No, yeah, no, I-- I know you weren't actually robots. 37 00:02:19,083 --> 00:02:22,291 So, you got a boyfriend at the moment? 38 00:02:22,291 --> 00:02:24,542 Me? No. You? 39 00:02:24,542 --> 00:02:27,041 Me? I don't have a boyfriend. 40 00:02:27,041 --> 00:02:29,291 ( laughs ) Or a girlfriend. 41 00:02:29,291 --> 00:02:31,417 No, not me. You can't tame the J-Dog. 42 00:02:31,417 --> 00:02:34,750 - The J-Dog's just... - What's the J-Dog? 43 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:37,708 Uh, well, that's me, I'm the J-Dog. 44 00:02:37,708 --> 00:02:39,291 Where is that from? 45 00:02:39,291 --> 00:02:40,959 Well, it's street language. 46 00:02:40,959 --> 00:02:43,000 You know, you just take the first letter of your name 47 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,500 and you put "dog" on the end of it 48 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:46,583 and all the other dogs sort of respect you. 49 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:47,917 Okay. 50 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:50,083 I thought it was from a kid's book or something. 51 00:02:51,291 --> 00:02:52,792 No, the thing about the J-Dog 52 00:02:52,792 --> 00:02:54,291 is you can't put a leash on the J-Dog. 53 00:02:54,291 --> 00:02:56,166 What? You don't ever want to settle down? 54 00:02:56,166 --> 00:02:59,083 ( scoffs ) Me? 55 00:02:59,083 --> 00:03:02,000 No. Uh, do you? 56 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,959 Oh, yeah. I do. 57 00:03:03,959 --> 00:03:06,125 I really do. 58 00:03:06,125 --> 00:03:07,917 Oh. Oh. 59 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:14,959 ( pop music playing ) 60 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:30,166 ( Jemaine groaning pleasurably ) 61 00:03:33,625 --> 00:03:35,208 ♪ Ah, yeah ♪ 62 00:03:35,208 --> 00:03:37,417 ♪ Girl, tonight we're gonna make love ♪ 63 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:38,625 ♪ You know how I know? ♪ 64 00:03:38,625 --> 00:03:39,917 ♪ Because it's Wednesday ♪ 65 00:03:39,917 --> 00:03:41,291 ♪ And Wednesday night is the night ♪ 66 00:03:41,291 --> 00:03:43,250 ♪ That we usually make love ♪ 67 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:45,708 ♪ Tuesday night is the night that we usually go to your mother's place ♪ 68 00:03:45,708 --> 00:03:48,375 ♪ And I teach you how to use the video machine again ♪ 69 00:03:48,375 --> 00:03:49,708 ♪ But Wednesday night ♪ 70 00:03:49,708 --> 00:03:51,667 ♪ Is the night that we're making love ♪ 71 00:03:51,667 --> 00:03:53,792 ♪ It's when everything is just right ♪ 72 00:03:53,792 --> 00:03:57,917 ♪ You're not too tired from your after-work social netball team practice ♪ 73 00:03:57,917 --> 00:04:00,542 ♪ There's nothing good on TV ♪ 74 00:04:00,542 --> 00:04:02,625 ♪ Mm, conditions are perfect ♪ 75 00:04:02,625 --> 00:04:04,291 ♪ For making love ♪ 76 00:04:04,291 --> 00:04:06,083 ♪ You turn to me and say something sexy like ♪ 77 00:04:06,083 --> 00:04:09,333 ♪ "I might go to bed, I have to work in the morning" ♪ 78 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,625 ♪ I know what you're trying to say, baby ♪ 79 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:14,667 ♪ You're trying to say "Ah, yeah ♪ 80 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:17,000 ♪ It's business time" ♪ 81 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,583 ♪ It's business ♪ 82 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:23,041 ♪ It's business time ♪ 83 00:04:23,041 --> 00:04:24,625 ♪ I know what you're trying to say ♪ 84 00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:26,125 ♪ You're trying to say it's time for business ♪ 85 00:04:26,125 --> 00:04:28,166 ♪ It's business time, ooh ♪ 86 00:04:28,166 --> 00:04:30,500 ♪ It's business ♪ 87 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:33,166 ♪ It's business time ♪ 88 00:04:33,166 --> 00:04:36,166 ♪ Oh oh oh, yeah ♪ 89 00:04:36,166 --> 00:04:37,750 ♪ Yeah, ooh ♪ 90 00:04:37,750 --> 00:04:40,375 ♪ Next thing you know we're in the bathroom brushing our teeth ♪ 91 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:42,875 ♪ That's all part of it, that's foreplay ♪ 92 00:04:42,875 --> 00:04:45,166 ♪ Foreplay is very important ♪ 93 00:04:45,166 --> 00:04:47,041 ♪ In lovemaking ♪ 94 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:49,875 ♪ Then you go sort out the recycling ♪ 95 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:51,750 ♪ Which isn't part of the foreplay ♪ 96 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,500 ♪ But it's still very important ♪ 97 00:04:57,375 --> 00:04:59,500 ♪ Next thing you know we're in the bedroom ♪ 98 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:02,458 ♪ You're wearing that same old ugly baggy t-shirt ♪ 99 00:05:02,458 --> 00:05:04,000 ♪ With the stain on it that you got ♪ 100 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,750 ♪ From that team-building exercise ♪ 101 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:07,792 ♪ You did for your old work several years ago ♪ 102 00:05:07,792 --> 00:05:11,708 ♪ Team Building Exercise '99 ♪ 103 00:05:13,333 --> 00:05:16,041 ♪ I take off my clothes, but I trip over my jeans ♪ 104 00:05:16,041 --> 00:05:17,875 ♪ Because I'm still wearing my shoes ♪ 105 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:22,041 ♪ But it's okay because I turn it all into a sexy dance ♪ 106 00:05:23,375 --> 00:05:26,083 ♪ Next thing you know, I'm wearing absolutely nothing ♪ 107 00:05:26,083 --> 00:05:28,667 ♪ Except for my socks ♪ 108 00:05:28,667 --> 00:05:31,125 ♪ And you know when I'm down to just my socks ♪ 109 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:32,500 ♪ What time it is ♪ 110 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,917 ♪ It's business time ♪ 111 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:40,750 ♪ It's business ♪ 112 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:42,750 ♪ It's business time ♪ 113 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:44,458 ♪ You know when I'm down to my socks ♪ 114 00:05:44,458 --> 00:05:46,083 ♪ It's time for business ♪ 115 00:05:46,083 --> 00:05:48,625 ♪ That's why they're called business socks, ooh ♪ 116 00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:50,750 ♪ It's business ♪ 117 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:53,333 ♪ It's business time ♪ 118 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:56,125 ♪ Oh oh oh, yeah ♪ 119 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:58,083 ♪ Yeah, ooh ♪ 120 00:05:58,750 --> 00:06:01,083 ♪ Making love ♪ 121 00:06:01,083 --> 00:06:03,542 ♪ Making love for ♪ 122 00:06:03,542 --> 00:06:06,625 ♪ I'm making love for two ♪ 123 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:09,166 ♪ I'm making love for two minutes ♪ 124 00:06:09,166 --> 00:06:11,792 ♪ When it's with me, you only need two minutes, girl ♪ 125 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:13,542 ♪ Because I'm so intense ♪ 126 00:06:13,542 --> 00:06:16,625 ♪ Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven ♪ 127 00:06:16,625 --> 00:06:18,083 ♪ Mmm ♪ 128 00:06:18,083 --> 00:06:20,041 ♪ You turn to me and say something sexy like ♪ 129 00:06:20,041 --> 00:06:22,000 ♪ "Is that it?!" ♪ 130 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,792 ♪ I know what you're trying to say, girl ♪ 131 00:06:23,792 --> 00:06:26,750 ♪ You're trying to say "Ah, yeah, that's it" ♪ 132 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:28,458 ♪ Then you tell me you want some more ♪ 133 00:06:28,458 --> 00:06:32,166 ♪ Well, uh, I'm not surprised ♪ 134 00:06:32,166 --> 00:06:34,834 ♪ But I am quite sleepy ♪ 135 00:06:34,834 --> 00:06:35,959 ♪ Mmm ♪ 136 00:06:35,959 --> 00:06:38,291 ♪ It's business ♪ 137 00:06:38,291 --> 00:06:41,291 ♪ It's business time ♪ 138 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:43,708 ♪ Business hours are over ♪ 139 00:06:43,708 --> 00:06:46,083 ♪ Baby ♪ 140 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:48,166 ♪ It's business ♪ 141 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:51,291 ♪ It's business time. ♪ 142 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:57,458 - Jemaine, Jemaine! - Hmm, what? 143 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:59,959 - I'm going home. - Oh, I'll walk with you. 144 00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:07,208 Well, here's the Doghouse. 145 00:07:07,208 --> 00:07:09,000 Thanks for walking me home, Sally. 146 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,083 Um, should I come up for a cup of coffee? 147 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:14,250 What are you-- are you serious? 148 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:17,083 Oh, in my-- up there? 149 00:07:17,083 --> 00:07:18,291 Yeah. 150 00:07:18,291 --> 00:07:20,208 I mean, obviously if you're busy... 151 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:21,500 No, I'm not busy at all, I-- 152 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:25,083 Wait, you're not still living with Bret, are you? 153 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:27,125 Maybe. Yes. 154 00:07:27,125 --> 00:07:28,542 Actually, definitely yes. 155 00:07:28,542 --> 00:07:31,000 And if we go up there he'll be, oh... 156 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,792 I can't believe you're still living with Bret. 157 00:07:32,792 --> 00:07:34,792 Jemaine you gotta get your own place. 158 00:07:34,792 --> 00:07:37,667 - You need your own space. - We could go back to the launderette, maybe? 159 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:39,708 - Yeah, I don't think so. I gotta go-- - No? 160 00:07:39,708 --> 00:07:41,750 Call me when you get your own place, Jemaine. 161 00:07:43,708 --> 00:07:46,208 Bret, I'm moving out. 162 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:48,583 I've decided I need my own space. 163 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:51,417 It's time to take life a little more seriously, you know? 164 00:07:51,417 --> 00:07:54,333 It's time for me to look each day in the eye and say 165 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:57,375 "Hey, Jemaine you're-- you're doing this for you." 166 00:07:57,375 --> 00:07:59,625 - What's that, man? - Oh, didn't you hear that? 167 00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:01,542 What did you say? I wasn't listening. 168 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,041 Oh, I'm moving out. 169 00:08:05,542 --> 00:08:08,166 Why are you moving out? Is it something I've done? 170 00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:10,375 - No. - Was it because of the towel? 171 00:08:10,375 --> 00:08:14,542 - What towel? - Because I used your towel and I got athlete's foot. 172 00:08:14,542 --> 00:08:16,750 - Do you? - It's not that? 173 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:18,834 No. Well... no. 174 00:08:18,834 --> 00:08:20,542 Is it my mold farm? 175 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,417 - No. - Are you sick of my mold farm? 176 00:08:22,417 --> 00:08:24,750 - No. - Is it aspergillus fumigatis? 177 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,959 - No. - You sure? 178 00:08:26,959 --> 00:08:28,083 Yeah, it's fine. 179 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:29,458 Was it something from a while ago? 180 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:31,750 - No it's just-- - When we were at school 181 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:34,583 and you said you got a hickey from Judy Bailey, 182 00:08:34,583 --> 00:08:36,458 I told everyone it was the vacuum cleaner. 183 00:08:36,458 --> 00:08:37,708 - No, that's not it-- - Is that it? 184 00:08:37,708 --> 00:08:39,250 - No, it's not that. - But you did. 185 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:40,750 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. - No, I didn't. 186 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,333 Well, it was a perfectly round hickey. 187 00:08:42,333 --> 00:08:44,583 Well, she had a perfectly round mouth anyways-- 188 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:47,792 - It's not exactly the same size as a vacuum cleaner tube-- - It's not that, it's not that. 189 00:08:47,792 --> 00:08:50,041 Is it because I drank all the orange juice? 190 00:08:50,041 --> 00:08:51,750 - No. - Is it because I drank all the apple juice? 191 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:53,792 - No. - Was it something psychological? 192 00:08:53,792 --> 00:08:56,000 - Because I put you down in front of other people? - No. 193 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,792 He wouldn't know, because he's got no idea. 194 00:08:57,792 --> 00:08:59,208 Why you moving out, Jemaine? 195 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:00,792 Is it because I didn't fix that leak? 196 00:09:00,792 --> 00:09:02,500 - No. - Eugene: Is it because I left the wires out 197 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,041 - and you shocked yourself? - No. 198 00:09:04,041 --> 00:09:07,291 Is it because the new paint job's a little brown, 199 00:09:07,291 --> 00:09:08,792 too nouveau riche? 200 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:11,458 - A little too recherché? - No. 201 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:13,375 Is it because sometimes I'll sneak in 202 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:16,291 when you're sleeping and give you a little kiss on the cheek? 203 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:20,959 No. 204 00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:23,667 - ( elevator dings ) - Here we are. 205 00:09:23,667 --> 00:09:26,625 - Well, is it because I ask too many questions? - No. 206 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:29,166 - Was it something subtle? - Yes, it's subtle, Bret. 207 00:09:29,166 --> 00:09:30,542 - Is it because I eat too loudly? - Yes. 208 00:09:30,542 --> 00:09:32,417 - It is? - Yeah. 209 00:09:32,417 --> 00:09:34,667 - I knew it. Yeah. - I didn't want to say it, Bret, but there it is. 210 00:09:34,667 --> 00:09:36,583 - You eat too loudly. It's deafening. - It's not that loud. 211 00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:39,291 - It's so deafening. - Well, I eat with my mouth shut. 212 00:09:39,291 --> 00:09:40,959 I don't know how you do it. 213 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,667 Murray: Jemaine. 214 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:45,875 - Present. - Bret! 215 00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:47,792 - Yeah. - And Murray. 216 00:09:47,792 --> 00:09:50,250 - Yes, present, thank you. - ( phones ringing, people chattering ) 217 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:51,500 I'm always here anyway. 218 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:52,917 I don't know why I bothered with my line. 219 00:09:52,917 --> 00:09:55,333 All right, first on the agenda: 220 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:56,667 band investment portfolio. 221 00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:59,667 - What's that? - Our retirement fund, Jemaine. 222 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,333 Over the last few months I've been 223 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:04,375 creaming a bit off of the top of the band income and investing it. 224 00:10:04,375 --> 00:10:05,834 - Well, that sounds good. - Yeah. 225 00:10:05,834 --> 00:10:07,917 Well, it sounds good, but it is good. 226 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:09,667 All right, I've done the research 227 00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:11,291 and everyone thinks property is the way to go. 228 00:10:11,291 --> 00:10:13,375 So I'm proud to announce that as of this morning 229 00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:16,625 we're the official owners of three stars-- 230 00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:20,166 intergalactic real estate. 231 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:22,834 All right, so there's mine, Murray. 232 00:10:22,834 --> 00:10:24,208 Bret, yours is up here. 233 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:26,583 And Jemaine, you're on the other side of the nebula there. 234 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:30,291 But that's as close as we could get the three that were available, but-- 235 00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:31,875 Who took that photo? 236 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:34,166 That's the real estate people take that. 237 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:36,542 Right. How much do they cost? 238 00:10:36,542 --> 00:10:38,166 Well, that's the best part. 239 00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:39,959 Only $50 a star 240 00:10:39,959 --> 00:10:41,583 and that includes a certificate. 241 00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:44,041 Here we go. Planet Bret for you. 242 00:10:44,041 --> 00:10:47,291 - I hope that's-- I hope that's all right. - That's good, that's great. 243 00:10:47,291 --> 00:10:49,583 And Jemaine, Planet Jemaine. 244 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,708 And mine's Murrayland. 245 00:10:51,708 --> 00:10:53,458 I thought that had a ring to it. 246 00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:56,375 Planet Murray was already taken. I like it-- Murrayland. 247 00:10:56,375 --> 00:11:00,208 - Welcome to Murrayland. - This is a waste of money. 248 00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:01,959 No, it's not, Jemaine. What are you talking about? 249 00:11:01,959 --> 00:11:04,041 In 10 years' time we'll be able to move up there. 250 00:11:04,041 --> 00:11:05,417 And besides, I was thinking 251 00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:08,083 two words, guys: natural resources. 252 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:10,375 Like coal, think about it. 253 00:11:10,375 --> 00:11:12,083 Imagine a planet full of coal. 254 00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:14,375 You get up there, oh, my God, it's coal everywhere. 255 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:16,583 Imagine how much that would be worth. 256 00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:17,708 I don't know. 257 00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:19,583 It be worth a lot, wouldn't it? 258 00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:23,792 - A real lot. - What about a planet of, um, diamonds and rubies? 259 00:11:23,792 --> 00:11:26,417 No. 260 00:11:26,417 --> 00:11:27,959 Well, it would be nice. 261 00:11:27,959 --> 00:11:29,250 A lot of things would be nice, Bret, 262 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:30,959 particularly if they were real. 263 00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:32,917 Do we have any gigs, Murray? 264 00:11:32,917 --> 00:11:35,583 Uh, yes, I've got an answer for that. 265 00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:37,208 No. 266 00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:39,542 I was going to wait until you move into your new apartment. 267 00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:42,083 - Who told you? - Why are you moving out of your apartment? 268 00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:44,667 - Is it because I keep coming around when I'm sad? - No. 269 00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:47,125 - Is it because I always-- - Oh, we've been through this, Murray. 270 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:49,083 - It's because I eat too loud. - Really? 271 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,875 You eat too loud, Bret? 272 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:53,208 Well, I didn't notice. 273 00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:55,375 Here, eat this. 274 00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:56,792 ( crunches ) 275 00:11:56,792 --> 00:11:58,834 Oh, yeah. Whoa. 276 00:11:58,834 --> 00:12:01,125 Who's eating? 277 00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:03,125 Greg, did you hear that? 278 00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:09,500 - Welcome back, Mr. Clemaine. - Thank you, Sebastian. 279 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,792 John. 280 00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:12,417 So this is my new place. 281 00:12:12,417 --> 00:12:14,166 This is fancy, man. 282 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:17,250 Ah, yeah, it is quite fancy, but it's cheaper than the other place actually. 283 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:18,959 Flippin' hell. 284 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:21,583 - Oh, hey, guys. - Hey, Mel. 285 00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:23,917 - Hey. - What are you doing here? 286 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,125 I was walking my dog. 287 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,208 Whoa, this your new place, Jemaine? 288 00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:31,125 It's crazy. I was just walking past here. 289 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,917 That's so weird. I didn't even know you'd moved. 290 00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:36,000 - How could I know? - Yeah, where's your dog? 291 00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:39,458 Wow, this place is classy. 292 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:42,083 Is that a guard? 293 00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:43,834 He looks like he could really mess someone up. 294 00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:47,500 Is there always someone at the door, 24/7? 295 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,000 Why? 296 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,875 Oh, nothing. 297 00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:53,166 Just making conversation. 298 00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:55,041 Oh, hi, guys! Sorry I'm late. 299 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:58,708 I was up all night looking at stars trying to find ours. 300 00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:00,834 They all look the same. Really a waste of time. 301 00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:03,291 Hey, Mel, hey, has Jemaine told you about 302 00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:05,125 the housewarming party on Saturday night? 303 00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:09,000 - You should come along. - Oh, I'd love to come. Thank you. 304 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,834 Hey, Jemaine, where do I park? 305 00:13:10,834 --> 00:13:13,750 - Can you park around here? - I don't know, I don't have a car. 306 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,417 I can't get any more tickets, mate, I'll go to jail. 307 00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:17,875 I don't know. 308 00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:20,291 I'll just leave it here. 309 00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:22,250 You're not taking any of the weight, Murray. 310 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,375 - Yes, it's all here. - You are not. 311 00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:28,500 - Is this it? - Mm-hmm. 312 00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:32,375 - No number on the door. - Don't need one. 313 00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:37,750 This is it. What do you think? 314 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,875 It's not a room, it's a cupboard. 315 00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:41,959 - It's not a cupboard. - It's a cleaning cupboard. 316 00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:43,542 It's not a cleaning cupboard. 317 00:13:43,542 --> 00:13:47,000 Is it-- what's-- is that cleaning products? 318 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,625 Yeah, I don't know what they're doing here. 319 00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:50,750 Well, it must have at one stage been a cleaning cupboard. 320 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:53,542 It's not a cleaning cupboard. It's an apartment. 321 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,708 It's my studio apartment. 322 00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:57,542 More like a compartment. 323 00:13:57,542 --> 00:14:00,625 - Hmm? - A compartment. Not an apartment... 324 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:02,500 - Is that a joke? - Yeah. 325 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,083 That's pretty good. 326 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:05,917 - You did get it, eh? - Yeah, that's a good one. 327 00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:08,208 - Because it's small. - You can't have a party in here, man. 328 00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:11,583 - Yeah, I can. - I'll just put some lights up and have some music. 329 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,250 Where's the bathroom? 330 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:14,959 Listen, guys, I-- I've got to go. 331 00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:16,625 Where? 332 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:18,583 Out, nowhere. No, out. 333 00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:20,333 You're going nowhere? 334 00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:21,750 I'm going on a date. 335 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:23,792 Oh, okay. Bachelor life now, eh? 336 00:14:23,792 --> 00:14:25,125 Watch out, ladies. 337 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,583 - Who with? - No one. 338 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,917 No one. That's not a date. 339 00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:33,250 That's just going out. 340 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,458 I do that all the time. 341 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,375 Do-- do you want to go for a walk? 342 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,458 - It's Sally, isn't it? - No. 343 00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:43,458 Oh, Jemaine! No, not her again. 344 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:47,291 Bret went out with her. She broke your heart and yours as well. 345 00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:49,291 Anyway, I thought you said Sally was shallow. 346 00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:51,291 - Oh, she's not shallow. - She is shallow. 347 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,166 But she's really hot. 348 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:55,291 - She's the hottest girl I've ever touched. - Ever seen. 349 00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:57,291 Well, she was the hottest girl I'd ever seen, 350 00:14:57,291 --> 00:14:58,792 but then I touched her. 351 00:14:58,792 --> 00:15:01,458 She's not shallow once you get to know her. 352 00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:04,417 - Do you like butter? - Butter, yes. 353 00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:05,959 - I don't. - No. 354 00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:08,959 - I don't really like yellow things. - No, me neither. 355 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:12,083 Hey, is that Bret? 356 00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:15,959 No, I don't think so. 357 00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:17,792 Well, he's waving at us. 358 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,875 It looks like him, but I don't think it's him. 359 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,667 Bret: Jemaine, Sally! 360 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:25,291 - No, that's not him. - It's me, Bret. 361 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:28,000 - Maybe it is him. - He's coming over here. 362 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,750 - Is he? - It's definitely him. 363 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,583 - Hi, guys. - Hey, Bret. 364 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,834 Yeah, it is him. You're right. 365 00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:36,375 - Hey, Bret. - Fancy seeing you here. 366 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,083 Yeah, what an amazing coincidence. 367 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,083 - Who are you here with? - Oh, that's just Coco. 368 00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:42,917 - It's his long-term girlfriend. - Yeah, just a friend. 369 00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:44,708 Well, why don't you guys join us? 370 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:46,834 - There's no room, though. - Okay, thank you. 371 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:54,708 Do you want to get Coco? 372 00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:57,834 - Sorry? - Coco, your girlfriend-- you want to get her? 373 00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,625 Oh, yeah yeah yeah. 374 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:03,250 Hey, Coco, do you want to sit over here? 375 00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:10,583 Well, this has been a really great evening, 376 00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,792 but I gotta go. I got yoga in the morning. 377 00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:15,083 Hey, um, Sally, on Saturday 378 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,917 I'm going to have a great party at my place, 379 00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:19,375 my new, uh, pad where I live by myself. 380 00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:22,250 It's going to be a lot of people, a DJ. 381 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,542 - Next Saturday? - Mm. 382 00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:25,834 Well, she can't go. It's her birthday, the 14th. 383 00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:30,458 - I think, maybe. - Yeah, no, that's right. 384 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:32,208 Anyway I'm having this thing, 385 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,792 - It's a shame you guys can't come. - Oh, I can come no matter what. 386 00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:36,667 Hey, you-- you gotta be my DJ. 387 00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:39,041 - Well, yeah... - There's only going to be five people if you don't come. 388 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,708 Well, it was really nice meeting you, Coco. 389 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,291 It was really nice to meet you too. Hopefully see you soon. 390 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:45,625 - Sally, I'll walk you home. - Oh, no no. 391 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,083 It's okay, I'm tired. Stay. 392 00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:48,625 You don't want to see my new place? 393 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:51,792 I'm really tired. Maybe some other time. 394 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,917 Sally is nice. 395 00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:25,125 ♪ If it's a Chinese junk or a Roman galley ♪ 396 00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:29,333 ♪ I'll find my way to you, Sally ♪ 397 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:32,166 ♪ Happy birthday, Sally. ♪ 398 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,959 - That's beautiful. - That's a sure thing, bro. 399 00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:40,959 What's a Chinese junk? 400 00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:42,458 Oh, it's a kind of ship. 401 00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:46,250 Oh, yeah, sure. Women love that kind of sensitive nautical shit. 402 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,959 - Really? - Yeah. 403 00:17:47,959 --> 00:17:49,708 Haven't you ever seen "Watership Down"? 404 00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:51,583 - No. - Well, me neither, 405 00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:53,041 but women love that film. 406 00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:56,375 I was just going to give her this card that I made. 407 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:57,458 Whoa. 408 00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,291 Dave: Holy shit, did you make that? 409 00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:01,000 - Yeah. - Well, that's beautiful. 410 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,959 - She's going to love that. - I don't know. 411 00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:06,291 - Oh, yeah, she is. - It's just a bit of paper and five hours' work. 412 00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:08,792 No, that is super sensitive. 413 00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:11,041 I mean, that reminds me of when I saw a puppy being born. 414 00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:13,417 I mean, just to see its little head 415 00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:16,667 just coming out of that dog's pussy. 416 00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:19,667 What an incredible moment, man-- beautiful. 417 00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:29,208 - ( knocking ) - Come in. 418 00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:31,959 Hey, man. 419 00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:36,125 Bret, come on, let's go. 420 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:38,333 Yeah, just a minute. I'm trying to get the eye color right. 421 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,000 Do you think that looks like Sally's eyes? 422 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,834 I don't know, Bret. I don't think about her as much as you do. 423 00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:45,458 Yeah, that's true. Well, forget I asked. 424 00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:58,375 How did you get all seven verses on that tiny little pebble? 425 00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,708 Well, it took ages. 426 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:03,083 Oh, it's good. 427 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:04,959 That's good. It's exquisite. 428 00:19:04,959 --> 00:19:07,875 - Yeah. - Is that what you're gonna give to Sally for her birthday? 429 00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:09,917 Yeah. What are you going to give her? 430 00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,959 - That glass butterfly. - Oh, yeah. 431 00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:13,542 That's good. I think they're about even. 432 00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,708 Yeah. 433 00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:18,208 You're coming to my party, aren't you? 434 00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:19,959 - Yeah yeah. - How you going to get that to her? 435 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,208 I'm just going to post her this. 436 00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:26,333 Oh, where's it gone? Oh... 437 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:35,375 Having a good time, Greg? 438 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,166 Hey, Murray, glad you made it. 439 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:38,959 Hey, get off my pillow. You're on my pillow. 440 00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:40,583 Oh, sorry. 441 00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:42,917 There's something I want to talk to you about, actually, Jemaine. 442 00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:44,959 Um, it's not good news. 443 00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:48,208 Planet Jemaine supernova'd. 444 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,041 Yeah, there's nothing left of it apparently. 445 00:19:50,041 --> 00:19:52,250 Just a huge gaseous cloud 446 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,750 and the beginnings of a black hole. 447 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,125 When did this happen? 448 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,583 Uh, about four million years ago. 449 00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:00,125 Yeah. Sorry. 450 00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:03,250 Well, that was a waste of 50 bucks. 451 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:04,333 Thanks, Murray. 452 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,500 - Hey, Coco. - Hi. 453 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,291 - Hey, is Bret here? - No. 454 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,750 No. Well, he was supposed to DJ. 455 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,500 - I only got a cassette. - I-- I don't know. 456 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,625 He-- he said-- I saw him this afternoon 457 00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:16,208 on his way to get his hair cut. 458 00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:18,542 He said he would meet me here. 459 00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:21,250 Cassette-- to get his hair cut? 460 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,792 Yeah. 461 00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,917 - Party's over. - Murray: What? 462 00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:27,834 - Party's over, everyone. - What are you doing, Jemaine? 463 00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:30,125 - Party's over. - No no, Greg's about to do his party trick. 464 00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:32,834 - Sorry. - This is the one that got him in "The East Village News." 465 00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,875 No, party's over. 466 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,458 - Jemaine... - Jemaine! 467 00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:38,458 I need to talk to you about Bret. I know where he is. 468 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:40,333 I know where you're going and when you see him... 469 00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:45,000 ( crowd chattering ) 470 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,125 - Hey, Jemaine. - Hey, Sally. 471 00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,667 Hello, Bret. 472 00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:56,917 Sorry your party was canceled. 473 00:20:56,917 --> 00:20:59,667 Yeah, me too. Nice haircut, Bret. 474 00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:02,750 I made you this for your birthday. 475 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,208 Aw. 476 00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:05,917 It's a butterfly. 477 00:21:05,917 --> 00:21:08,625 I sat on it in the subway. 478 00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:11,542 - Oh, you shouldn't have. - But I also got you some glue. 479 00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:15,375 - Oh. - And that's-- that's multipurpose. 480 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,291 You can use-- use that around the house. 481 00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:21,166 Well, thanks. That's, um, really sweet. 482 00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,834 Hey, did you see this amazing painting Bret made me? 483 00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:25,333 Painting? 484 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:26,500 A painting? 485 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,792 - Oh, yeah yeah. - See, that's me, 486 00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:31,542 and that's some really weird kind of wolf. 487 00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:33,083 Well, it's difficult to draw a wolf, 488 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,333 so I used a picture of myself and then adjusted it. 489 00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:39,291 Kind of creepy, but it's pretty. 490 00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:40,917 Oh, I'm just glad you like it. 491 00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:44,708 Well, thanks, guys, for these amazing gifts. 492 00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:47,500 Oh, have you heard my news? 493 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,375 What's happened? 494 00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,750 - Is it Mark's birthday as well? - No! 495 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:55,583 I got engaged. Mark and I are getting married. 496 00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:58,542 - Who's Mark? - Mark, he was my boyfriend 497 00:21:58,542 --> 00:22:00,792 and then we broke up and now he's my fiancé. 498 00:22:00,792 --> 00:22:02,500 He bought me a BMW. 499 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,875 - Mm, Mark, come here and meet these friends of mine. - Mark: Hey. 500 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:07,750 - This is, uh, Bret and Jemaine. - Hey, good day, guys! 501 00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:09,250 - He's Australian. - ( laughs ) 502 00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:10,333 Go on, show them your abs. 503 00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:11,417 - No... - No, go show them. 504 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,792 - No, I'm-- no. - Rock hard. 505 00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:15,291 - Hey, you guys want to see them? - Yes. 506 00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:16,708 No, no, thank you, Mark. 507 00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:18,708 - Mark: Yeah, no worries. - He is so strong. 508 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:20,375 - Pick up Bret. - No, I can't-- 509 00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:23,083 Just lift him up. He's little, he's like a pixie. Come on. 510 00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:26,083 Brettie, aye, oi... yes! 511 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:29,250 ( laughs ) Isn't he strong? 512 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,667 What's that? 513 00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:33,250 Oh, that's a broken butterfly. 514 00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:36,333 - ( gasps ) This is my song! - ( ballad playing ) 515 00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:38,959 - Oh, baby. - Come on, Mark, let's dance. 516 00:22:38,959 --> 00:22:41,625 Let's go. See you later, guys. 517 00:22:53,417 --> 00:22:55,125 ♪ Sally, I love you ♪ 518 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,917 ♪ Sally, I love you ♪ 519 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,708 ♪ Sally, I need you ♪ 520 00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:02,625 ♪ Sally, I need you too ♪ 521 00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:06,625 ♪ I need to be with you ♪ 522 00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:09,500 ♪ But I don't just love and need you ♪ 523 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,458 ♪ I love and need and want you too ♪ 524 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,166 ♪ I don't just love and need you ♪ 525 00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:15,291 ♪ I love and need and want you too too ♪ 526 00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:18,166 ♪ Yeah, well, I love, need and want you too too too ♪ 527 00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:19,792 ♪ There's too many of those ♪ 528 00:23:19,792 --> 00:23:21,000 ♪ It's just ridiculous ♪ 529 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,750 ♪ Oh, you could be with me ♪ 530 00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:24,834 ♪ Oh, you could be with me ♪ 531 00:23:24,834 --> 00:23:26,500 ♪ If you wanted to be ♪ 532 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:29,542 - ♪ If you wanted to be with me ♪ - ♪ Or me ♪ 533 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:31,750 ♪ The only thing stopping you from being with me ♪ 534 00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:33,625 ♪ Is that you don't want to be with me ♪ 535 00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:35,500 ♪ It's the same with me, except with me ♪ 536 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:36,959 ♪ But if you did I'd hold you tight ♪ 537 00:23:36,959 --> 00:23:38,750 ♪ Into every single night ♪ 538 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,875 ♪ And we'd fall asleep together ♪ 539 00:23:40,875 --> 00:23:42,500 ♪ And we'd wake up in the sunlight ♪ 540 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:44,375 ♪ Well, maybe I'm a dreamer ♪ 541 00:23:44,375 --> 00:23:46,959 - ♪ But maybe one day you'll see that dreams are-- ♪ - ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 542 00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:50,333 ♪ She gets it-- stop cockblocking me ♪ 543 00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:53,125 - ♪ Who knows what ♪ - ♪ Who who who ♪ 544 00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:57,333 ♪ Makes love stop or start? ♪ 545 00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:59,125 ♪ I can't help ♪ 546 00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:01,792 ♪ But think that now you're engaged ♪ 547 00:24:01,792 --> 00:24:04,333 ♪ We're drifting apart ♪ 548 00:24:04,333 --> 00:24:06,834 ♪ And who am I to say ♪ 549 00:24:06,834 --> 00:24:08,667 ♪ That love will last? ♪ 550 00:24:08,667 --> 00:24:11,125 ♪ It won't or it will ♪ 551 00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:13,166 ♪ But maybe Mark will be involved ♪ 552 00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:14,792 ♪ In an accident and you'll get ♪ 553 00:24:14,792 --> 00:24:17,250 ♪ A life insurance payment of half a mil ♪ 554 00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:18,834 ♪ It's not about the money ♪ 555 00:24:18,834 --> 00:24:21,917 ♪ But it could set us up financially ♪ 556 00:24:21,917 --> 00:24:24,208 ♪ If you came back to me ♪ 557 00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:25,917 ♪ Or me ♪ 558 00:24:26,834 --> 00:24:28,542 ♪ Sally ♪ 559 00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:31,542 ♪ I wrote you this song so I could tell you how much I love you ♪ 560 00:24:32,291 --> 00:24:34,041 ♪ Quite a lot, actually ♪ 561 00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:36,708 ♪ Um, even sometimes a little bit more ♪ 562 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:39,333 ♪ Than my current girlfriend ♪ 563 00:24:40,417 --> 00:24:42,959 ♪ Sally, I co-wrote this song to tell you ♪ 564 00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:44,250 ♪ How much I love you ♪ 565 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,875 ♪ It's quite a lot, actually ♪ 566 00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:47,708 ♪ Well, he's basically said just the same thing ♪ 567 00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:49,959 ♪ I think he's been looking over at my bit of paper ♪ 568 00:24:49,959 --> 00:24:52,041 ♪ Except for the girlfriend bit ♪ 569 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:55,375 ♪ Ooh, I love you ♪ 570 00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:57,041 ♪ I love you you you ♪ 571 00:24:57,041 --> 00:24:58,542 ♪ Oh, and I need you ♪ 572 00:24:58,542 --> 00:25:02,000 ♪ I need you you you you you you you ♪ 573 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:06,000 ♪ I need to be with you ♪ 574 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,583 ♪ Ditto that ♪ 575 00:25:07,583 --> 00:25:09,542 ♪ Because you and me we were meant to be ♪ 576 00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:10,959 ♪ Bret's got a girlfriend ♪ 577 00:25:10,959 --> 00:25:12,875 ♪ Yeah, but Sally and me, we were meant to be ♪ 578 00:25:12,875 --> 00:25:14,417 ♪ Bret, you got a girlfriend ♪ 579 00:25:14,417 --> 00:25:16,500 ♪ Yeah, well, I'd break it off with her if I knew ♪ 580 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,041 ♪ Sally wanted to be with me ♪ 581 00:25:18,041 --> 00:25:19,834 ♪ Well, just so you know, Sally, unlike Bret ♪ 582 00:25:19,834 --> 00:25:21,667 ♪ I'm available immediately ♪ 583 00:25:21,667 --> 00:25:25,125 ♪ Sally, I love you. ♪ 584 00:25:26,917 --> 00:25:28,583 Hey, Jemaine, I was wondering if you'd think about 585 00:25:28,583 --> 00:25:31,959 moving back in together, because I'm having trouble paying rent. 586 00:25:31,959 --> 00:25:33,708 I spent all my money on art supplies. 587 00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:37,375 That's a good idea. I haven't really been sleeping very well lately. 588 00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:39,750 Oh, Coco told me to tell you you're dumped. 589 00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:42,125 Oh-- oh, sorry, man. 590 00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:43,583 What? 591 00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:46,458 Sorry, she-- she said that you're emotionally immature. 592 00:25:46,458 --> 00:25:48,667 - What else did she say? - She said to say 593 00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:49,959 that you've been ignoring her 594 00:25:49,959 --> 00:25:51,917 and that you're clearly still in love with Sally, 595 00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:53,625 - which I agree with, actually-- - That's not true. 596 00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:56,375 She said you'd say that and she said to say 597 00:25:56,375 --> 00:25:58,000 it is true and you know it. 598 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,959 - Yeah, but, I mean-- - No buts, she said to say. 599 00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:02,750 Well, did she say we could talk about it? 600 00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:05,708 - She said we are talking about it. - Well, we're not though are we? 601 00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:07,041 Well, no. 602 00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:08,959 I don't know what she meant by that. 603 00:26:08,959 --> 00:26:10,792 Can we still stay in touch? 604 00:26:10,792 --> 00:26:13,166 She doesn't know. She needs some time alone. 605 00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:15,792 Well, I mean-- I mean, what else can I do? 606 00:26:15,792 --> 00:26:17,500 I mean, I'm-- I'm sorry. 607 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:21,291 It's too late. It's over, you bastard. 608 00:26:21,291 --> 00:26:23,208 What, did she call me a bastard? 609 00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,875 Uh, no, sorry, I added that bit. 610 00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:26,667 - Oh, okay. - I got carried away. 611 00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:29,333 I might just give her a call about it and see what she says. 612 00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:33,166 - What was that? - Well, she told me to do that. 613 00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:34,875 I was supposed to start with that actually, 614 00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:36,834 I'm sorry, I forgot. 615 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,000 ( funk music playing )