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Morning, George.
Hi, Roz.

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Where's Grandma?
She usually beats everyone in.

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Lily was just temping for the week.

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No, I told her I wanted
to keep her on full time.

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She can't work full time.

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She runs a craft club
for special needs people, so...

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Hey, Webmaster.

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Did Grandma tell you
I went to craft club?

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Oh, good for you, Helen.
Were you helping?

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No, I was doing craft.

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Ray said I've got to join
more clubs.

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Look, we did decoupage.
For you, Georgie.

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That is a pen holder or binoculars,
whatever.

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Thanks, Helen, I love it.

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And, Roz, I know you like
French stuff, so I made you...

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..an objet d'art.

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It's a conch shell covered
in pictures of conch shells.

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Thank you, Helen.

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Did you tell Roz?
Tell me what?

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Grandma's quit.
Oh, I know.

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Too busy, apparently.

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No, I thought she said the job
was too boring.

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Did she?
The, um...

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Does it have to be carrots and juice?
Could it be tea and biscuits?

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It's supposed to be a healthy
midmorning snack to help you focus.

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You don't want to just try it?

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Sorry, George. I think it's a no
to the office sip and crunch.

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Moving on, now, unfortunately,
Grandma's no longer with us.

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Oh, Christ, mate.

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Take the day, take the week, buddy.

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You don't need to be here.
No, no, no.

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She's not dead.
She didn't want the job.

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Too busy, apparently.

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No, too boring, she said,
Roz, remember?

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Yes, alright, now I need all of you
to get your feelers out.

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Have you tried LinkedIn?
No.

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I don't have time to decipher
people's mission statements.

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Who puts a mission statement
on LinkedIn?

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Everybody.
I didn't.

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Do I need to write
a mission statement?

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What's my mission, George?
Hey, hey, hey!

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Can we all focus, please?
That's why we need sip and crunch.

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Now, I need someone with
common sense and a good work ethic.

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Mellie's son's
a bit of a go-getter.

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Ambitious, he's intelligent.

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He's been working at her sock salon.
Sorry, what's a sock salon?

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It's not important, Helen,
please don't get jagged on it.

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No, but when you say that he was...
I said drop it.

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What's he like?
Does he present well?

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I haven't actually met him,

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but I know he's looking
for a new challenge.

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Has he outgrown the sock salons?
What did I just say?

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I just want to know
what a sock salon is.

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I'll look it up.
Thank you, George.

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Well, let's get him in.

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What's his name?
Not sure.

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Ray, how can you not know his name?
He's your girlfriend's son.

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Well, she always calls him
Bubs or Bubby.

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Oh, Ray!
Don't start, Rosalind.

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There's the sock salon.
How do you work at that?

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Maybe you turn it
and point at the socks?

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Helen, I assume you have work to do.

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I do, Roz. I have a lot of work
to do in my probate salon.

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Come on, guys, that was funny.

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I would not poke the bear today.

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Melcome, welcome.

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This is so exciting.

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I mean, it's exciting to see...

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Not that your dad died.
I'm sorry for your loss.

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Thank you.
I'm sorry, I've forgotten your name.

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I still think of you
as Macho Matcha Man.

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It was your order, wasn't it?

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We all really miss Blendology.

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Me too. I miss being part
of people's wellness journey.

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I should have stuck
to the blended beverages.

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The soups were a mistake.

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Melcome, how lovely to see you!

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There she is.

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Plop of the morning
with extra flax.

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Yes, or I prefer 'Roz'
around the office.

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So, how are you, Melcome?
How are you since the shutdown?

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I've got to tell you,
I really miss those soups.

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Who knew that soup would
make people so angry?

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I know, right?
I still have nightmares.

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I see the woman banging the ladle.

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Where's the tomato?

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Where's your bog standards, mate?

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Tomato, come on!

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What are you running here?
What are you running?

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OK. Do you want to maybe talk
about your dad's will now?

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It's fairly recent.
Mm-hm.

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You can see the date on it.

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That is recent, OK.

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You're the executor,
that makes sense.

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And, oh, hello.
Who is Vicki Bianchini?

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She's Dad's carer.

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OK.
And his girlfriend.

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So, which is it, carer or girlfriend?

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Or was it a carer with benefits
kind of thing?

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She started as his carer,

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and then, about six months ago,
they fell in love.

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Did they really?
Gosh, that's good timing.

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I know, he was so lucky.

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So, together six months,
yet made sole beneficiary.

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Did you and your dad have
some kind of fight before he died?

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Oh, I'm not a fighter.

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Dad always said
best form of self-defence -

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lie on the ground.

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Come on, get the soup!

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I'd be pooping for weeks
if I had that.

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Tomato, mate.
It's not organic, mate.

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It's bullshit.

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OK.

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So handsome.

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What do you think, George?

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Does he look like a mediator to you?

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Yeah, or a mediator's assistant,
maybe.

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So, what's on your ankles, man?

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What's your sock story?

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Vintage Chris Evert classics.

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Oh, wow, that's sock!

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I'm trying to get 'sock'
to catch on, you know, like 'sick'.

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Feel free to try it out.

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Yeah, I probably won't,
but good luck with that.

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I'm sure I heard someone
saying it this morning, Bub.

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I think it's catching on already.

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You might have gone viral.
Oh.

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Oh, did you wear
your business socks?

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How sock are these?

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Very, very sock indeed.

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Hey, reception guy.

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What do you think, sock or what?

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A thumbs up from him.

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Did your dad ever discuss
the will with you?

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I didn't get to see him very much.

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Vicki said he was too sick
for visitors.

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Oh, wow, she's brazen.

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Yes, she is wonderful.

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She let me have a Zoom meeting
with Dad every Friday.

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Zoom, how special!

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Look, I don't want to apply
for probate

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until we know
what really happened here.

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I think what happened is
he fell in love with Vicki

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and decided she deserved everything.

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Oh, come on.

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You don't think
this is vaguely suspicious?

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Your dad is terminally ill,

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and then along comes Vicki,
the carer.

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And, "Oh, hello,
old man who is dying.

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"I have fallen in love with you.

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"And now I'm going to help you
write your will.

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"And in that will, we will leave
everything to me

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"and nothing to your only son."

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I'm sorry, Melcome,
I'm not buying it.

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Melcome?

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Melcome?

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I'm not fighting with you.

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I'm trying to help you.

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You can go through now.
Roz is ready for you.

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Here we go.

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Best foot forward.

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Oh, this one or this one?

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They're both fantastic options.

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You're hilarious.

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Isn't he, George?
He should be on the stage.

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OK, come on, be serious now, mister.

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Time to impress the boss.

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No, this way.

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Left, right, left.

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Come on.
Oh!

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Melissa, hello.

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I wasn't expecting to see you.
What a nice surprise.

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And this must be...
Bubby.

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Pleased to meet you.

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Two pumps only, Bub.
It's a business shake.

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We talked about that.

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Hmm, business shake.

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Oh, are you staying
for the interview?

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Oh, well, we're all friends here,

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and it's not like it's
a formal interview, is it?

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Well, no, not anymore, it isn't.

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So, first question.

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What do I call you?

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Bubby.
Bubby.

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Sorry, are you saying Bubby or Bobby?
Bubby.

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And is that short for Robert
or...Rubbert?

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No, it's just Bubby.

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Alright, Bubby.

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Now, what do you know
of the world of mediation?

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Oh, he knows a lot. He's learned
the pyramid of understanding,

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the circle of resolution.

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Oh, well, that's wonderful.
Do you have a favourite?

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I don't personally, no.

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Well, that's alright,
because I was asking Bubby.

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Mum, I got this.

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Sorry, I'm just going to zip it
and you take it away.

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The floor is yours.

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Pyramid vs circle.

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They both have their advantages
for dispute resolution.

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What you choose really depends
on the personality

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of the parties involved.

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That's a wonderful answer,
isn't it, Roz?

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Well, yes, it is rather good.

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Spot-on.
Well done, Bub.

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Why don't we just jump straight in,
get you started on reception

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and leave Mum to get on with her day?

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Sounds good.
Sounds sock to me.

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That's just a funny little
expression that Bubby invented.

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I'm sure he'll explain it to you.

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I can't wait.

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So, basically...

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No, not now.

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Knock, knock. How's my Ray Ray?

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Oh, hello. Hello, my lady love.

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Not here.

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Bubby is literally on the other side
of that wall.

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I cannot wait to meet him.

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Roz really gave him a grilling,
but he was wonderful.

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Oh, good stuff!

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She asked if Bubby
was short for Rubbert!

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Oh, that's too...! That's too funny!

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What is it short for? Barbara?

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Oh, Ray!

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Now, I've got something to show you.

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Oh, are these the new line
for the sock salons?

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They're just the prototypes
I've had made up.

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00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,360
Oh, OK. Oh, have you seen this?

228
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Oh, no, these have
all got holes in them.

229
00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:07,920
Did you want me to make
a phone call,

230
00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,920
threaten to crack some skulls
if they don't remake them?

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'Cause I'll do it.

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No, they're my new
socks for sandals line.

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Well, what do you think?

234
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Well, I don't quite understand
the point of them,

235
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but they look wonderful.

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They're all the comfort of a sock
without ruining the look

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of your open-toed sandal.

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I can see someone's had a pedicure.

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Ray don't go getting all urgent,
please, not here.

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I know, I do. I do understand.
I do know.

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Hey!
Can I help you?

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No, I'm all good, man.
I'm Bubby, new mediator at Conch.

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I'm Helen. This is my office.

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Oh, so it's not like a hot-desking
thing, sit wherever you like?

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No, that's why my name's
on the door,

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'cause it's my office.

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I think your desk
is out at reception.

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Yep, got it.

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It is pretty noisy out there,
though.

250
00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:57,280
Just gonna check. Are you planning
to be in here all day?

251
00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,520
In my office?
If you're ducking in and out,

252
00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,200
maybe we could timeshare the space.

253
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,760
That could work.

254
00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:05,560
That's not going to work,
'cause I'm full-time.

255
00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:08,520
I'm a partner at Gruber and Fisk.
I'm the Fisk.

256
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,280
Yeah, just a thought.
I'll get out of your way.

257
00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:17,240
All yours.
Thank you.

258
00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,160
That's OK, no problem.

259
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,160
Oh.

260
00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:22,960
I've forgotten my gum.

261
00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,160
Oh!

262
00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,440
I do feel more focused.
I told you.

263
00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:57,040
George, where's Bubby?
He's gone home.

264
00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,080
It's 3:30.

265
00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,880
He wanted to get a lift
with Mellie

266
00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:02,040
'cause he didn't have any credit
on his myki card.

267
00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,800
Hmm. Day one, bodes well.

268
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,400
Good morning, Bubby.

269
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,640
Oh.

270
00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,720
It's not smoke, it's vape.

271
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,960
Alright, we've got a mediation
starting at 10am,

272
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,760
and I'd like to run you
through the details.

273
00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,360
Yep.
See you inside.

274
00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,560
Let's do this!

275
00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:30,920
Work!

276
00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,040
I still think I should
have made a call.

277
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,160
Is it a young person thing?
I mean, would you wear them?

278
00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,040
No, but I don't wear sandals.

279
00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,200
I have too much respect
for other people's eyes.

280
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,760
Just quietly, I think
Mellie might have lost her mind.

281
00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:47,240
People do crazy things
when they're in love.

282
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,360
Oh, so, do you think
she's in love with me?

283
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,440
Oh, of course, you're very charming.

284
00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:53,800
But I was talking about Bubby.

285
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,560
Yeah, definitely in love with him.

286
00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:56,680
Is that normal?

287
00:11:56,680 --> 00:12:02,120
I would say it's not quite normal,
but it's also not not normal.

288
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,240
I know exactly what you mean.

289
00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:07,040
You know, that's the equivalent
of 36 cups of coffee,

290
00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:10,080
42 Mars bars
and a gram of dirty biker speed.

291
00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,960
What? Oh, they're not mine.
I don't drink that.

292
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,120
Did you get me that list
of medications?

293
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:19,680
Oh, jackpot!

294
00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,440
I mean, oh, it's terrible.

295
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,680
Was your dad really on all these?

296
00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,280
That's what the doctor said.

297
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,960
Ready to confront this woman?

298
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,680
I really don't want
to confront anyone.

299
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,000
That's OK.
I'll do all the confronting.

300
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,440
It's my special skill.
I might need a tea.

301
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:34,440
Do you have any Valerian
or St John's wort?

302
00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:37,080
Ceremonial-grade cacao?

303
00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,240
I might have
some supermarket-grade Milo.

304
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:43,600
Bubby, I'm just chasing the notes
from this morning's mediation.

305
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,760
What do you need to know?
Where the notes are.

306
00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:46,760
Up here.

307
00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:49,960
I find physically taking notes
takes you out of the moment.

308
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,520
I focus better when I just listen.

309
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,280
Ask me anything.
OK.

310
00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:56,400
Well, Margaret had three items
on her wish list for justice.

311
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,680
Margaret?
Hm.

312
00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:58,880
Remind me.

313
00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,320
The woman from
this morning's mediation.

314
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,600
A woman?

315
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,640
Yeah, got it.

316
00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,280
Brown hair, blue shirt.

317
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,520
No, blonde hair, green dress.

318
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:09,520
Much of a muchness.

319
00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:12,440
Anyway, she was
after half the cost of the fence,

320
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:13,960
removal of the offending lattice.

321
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,640
And what was the third thing?

322
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,400
Maybe a new gate.

323
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,800
What do you mean, maybe?

324
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,080
Oh, I'm thinking fence, gate...

325
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,080
No, no, no.
We're not playing word association.

326
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,720
I need to know
what was actually said,

327
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,640
which is why I asked you
to take notes.

328
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,480
Let me go through the notebook.
I'll get back to you.

329
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:32,320
Would you mind, please?
Taking my cup? Thank you.

330
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,360
Uh, not going to wash that up?

331
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,560
Oh, I'm pretty flat-out.

332
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:42,040
Do you mind?
Already at the sink.

333
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,360
I'm Bubby, by the way.

334
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:47,320
Yes, I know, we met
the other day in my office.

335
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,320
Sorry, I'm meeting
so many new people.

336
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:54,000
Ray, Roz, reception guy, you.

337
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,120
So, all four of us.

338
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,120
I know, right?

339
00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,080
Thanks so much for doing that.

340
00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,960
Quick question.

341
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:00,960
When do we get paid?

342
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,080
I don't know,
I don't work for Conch.

343
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,120
Ask Roz.
Alright.

344
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,440
What do you do again?

345
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,160
I'm a partner at Gruber and Fisk.

346
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,360
I'm the Fisk.

347
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:10,360
Oh, that's good!

348
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:13,640
Sock! Congrats to you and yours.

349
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,080
Thank you.

350
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,760
Come on, yep, bring your Milo.

351
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:32,880
Melcome! Oh, hello, darling.

352
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,800
This is a shock, isn't it?

353
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,080
Who would have thought
your dad even had a will?

354
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,200
Hi, I'm Vicki.

355
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,440
I was Brian's life partner.

356
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,920
See? She didn't even know
he had a will.

357
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,800
Oh, I know.
Apparently, you had no idea

358
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,000
Brian planned to make you
his sole beneficiary.

359
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,880
Sorry, sole bena-whatery?
I don't know what you mean.

360
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:53,120
It means you inherit everything.
Gee!

361
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:56,640
Oh, well, I guess I did do a lot
for him in his final years.

362
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:59,440
Months.
I think it was months. Six, in fact.

363
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,880
It feels a lot longer
when it's the love of your life.

364
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,240
Does it?

365
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,640
So, do I need to sign something
or do...?

366
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:08,400
No, no, no. I'm just letting
you know, as a courtesy,

367
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,880
that I plan to challenge
the validity of this will.

368
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,920
Oh, that sounds expensive.

369
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:16,440
I hope you're not taking Melkie
for a little ride here,

370
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:19,600
because that will looks
pretty valid to me.

371
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:22,120
Yep, that's Brian's signature, yeah.

372
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,600
Mm, yeah, that is his signature.

373
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:27,120
Yep, but I just find it
hard to believe

374
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,680
that Brian would cut his only son
out of the will.

375
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,080
It's crazy.
But obviously it's what he wanted,

376
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,760
because it's right there
in black and white.

377
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,680
And I guess you've got to ask
yourself, Melcome, were you there?

378
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:37,680
No.

379
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:41,920
And was I? Yes, 24/7.

380
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,200
Uh, hang on.

381
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:46,000
The only reason he wasn't there is
because you wouldn't let him visit.

382
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,520
Who told you that?
Who do you think? Melcome told me.

383
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:50,440
I didn't say it in a negative way.

384
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,480
This is starting to feel
like a personal attack.

385
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,600
Just talk to me, Melkie.
What am I being accused of?

386
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,920
Helen thinks, and I'm not sure
that I agree with her,

387
00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,920
but she thinks
you might have forced Dad

388
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,320
into signing this will.

389
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,200
What? It's...

390
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,920
I can't believe... How would...?

391
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,240
What would that even look like?
"Oh, uh...Mm."

392
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,880
Grabbed his hand and...

393
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,640
OK, well, this is offensive.
Yeah, OK.

394
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,080
When you've finished your little
Weekend At Bernie's show...

395
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,560
I just think we need to accept

396
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,120
that this is
what your father wanted.

397
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,760
No, I don't think
we do need to accept that.

398
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,800
This will could be deemed invalid
due to lack of testamentary capacity.

399
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,120
I don't know what that means.

400
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,560
Brian was on a lot of medications.

401
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,800
I think there's every chance
he didn't know what he was signing.

402
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,320
Prove it.
Oh, I will.

403
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,480
I can't believe that you are
treating me like this,

404
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,160
after everything
that I did for your father.

405
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,280
Oh.
You are accusing me.

406
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,840
You are... I brought your father
so much joy.

407
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,240
What's he doing?

408
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:49,720
Oh, no, Melcome, not again.
Come on, man, get up.

409
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,480
Sit at the table like a grown-up.

410
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,680
Come on.

411
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,880
Yes, George?
A message from Ray.

412
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,840
He said to tell you
that Melissa called to say

413
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,920
that Bubby's not feeling well
and he won't be coming in today.

414
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,840
Right. So, to be clear,

415
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:15,480
Bubby told Melissa to tell Ray
to tell me he's not coming in today?

416
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,480
Yeah, and then Ray told me
to tell you.

417
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,480
And is Ray here?

418
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,600
No, he ran off pretty fast
after giving me the message.

419
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,360
Did he really?

420
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,720
Would you rather do this here
or in your office?

421
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,280
Alright, thoughts on Bubby?

422
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,520
It's a ridiculous name, obviously,
but I can't say anything.

423
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,520
What about his work ethic?

424
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,360
It's hard to say.
I've not seen much of him.

425
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:02,840
Well, that's because he's
either arrived late, left early,

426
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:06,480
called in sick, or he's outside
banging on his vapour pipe.

427
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,000
You could just say vape.
Yes, alright.

428
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,440
Steam stick. Heard some kids
call it a hot juice box.

429
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,000
Alright, but how would it affect
your relationship

430
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,920
if I had to let Bubby go?

431
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,520
Oh, God, please don't!
Mellie worships that kid.

432
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,440
Give him another chance. He can't
be that bad. Please, for me.

433
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,920
It was just a hypothetical.
Don't panic.

434
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,360
Mist whistle? Fog rocket?

435
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:31,400
Anyone for a toot
on the old blueberry harmonica?

436
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,720
Thank you.

437
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,840
I appreciate it.

438
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,320
Good morning, Webmaster.
Where's Bubby?

439
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,680
Let me guess, in my office?

440
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:47,840
No, he's in with Roz.

441
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,480
Oh, do you think he's getting fired
for calling in sick?

442
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,200
He actually called in 'sock'.
Ugh, of course he did.

443
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,640
But I don't think
he's getting fired.

444
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,600
Roz says she's putting
on her mentoring hat.

445
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,640
Good luck with that.

446
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,200
What do you think of him?
He's a bit annoying, don't you think?

447
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,640
I won't be drawn
into office gossip, Helen.

448
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,320
Fair enough, you're a good person.

449
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:08,600
What if I just said things about him
and you nod yes or no?

450
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,360
Special WhatsApp group?

451
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,440
Just us?

452
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,040
No screenshots allowed.

453
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,400
Come on.

454
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,760
OK.

455
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,160
Can you put that down?

456
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,320
So, how are you feeling today?

457
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,920
So much better.
Just needed a mental health day.

458
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,480
I think I've got anxiety.

459
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,000
Can't seem to get to sleep.

460
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,960
I've got heart palpitations.

461
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,880
Do you think it might be

462
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,440
the six cans of insane jolt buzz
you're drinking?

463
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,800
No.
Well, this is nothing formal.

464
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,840
I'm just checking in
to see how you are.

465
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,880
Not gonna lie, it's a lot.

466
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,760
But it's nice to be doing
something worthwhile.

467
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,320
Well, that's excellent.

468
00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,840
I'm glad.

469
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,280
Let's talk about expectations.

470
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,880
It's pretty much what I expected.

471
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:04,920
Oh, no, OK, you go.

472
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,000
I do think there's a few things
I could be doing differently.

473
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,840
Good, talk to that.

474
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,720
Number one, I lose
a lot of time vaping.

475
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:11,920
Agreed.

476
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,640
So, rather than having to go outside
every time I need a quick choof,

477
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,240
wouldn't it be more efficient
if I vaped at my desk?

478
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,760
I think you'll find the law
might be against us on that one.

479
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,760
You're probably thinking of smoking.
Vaping is different.

480
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,400
No, it isn't. Anything else?

481
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,400
Can I be candid?
The 9am start is killing me.

482
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,000
The traffic.

483
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,400
Might I suggest
you beat the traffic

484
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,640
by coming in at 8am
and leaving at four?

485
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,960
Problem, big problem.
Mum's got Pilates.

486
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,720
She can't drop me off
any earlier than nine.

487
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,440
Bus.
No.

488
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,560
Train?
Impossible.

489
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,600
Tram.
Come on.

490
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,360
Oh, God.
I thought we'd solved it.

491
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,680
Hmm.

492
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,280
What if we said 10am start?
And you'd work through till six?

493
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,360
A four o'clock finish
works better for me.

494
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:52,600
OK, now look...

495
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,240
I am willing to give
ten till four a go.

496
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,480
Sock!

497
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,680
And where did we land
on the desk choof?

498
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,360
Hang on, Melcome,
let me just put you on speaker.

499
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,320
I just got off the phone to Vicki.

500
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,600
Yes, OK.

501
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,680
She said she's going
to get a lawyer.

502
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:15,640
Oh, no, God!

503
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,520
I knew this would happen.

504
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,240
I just said don't spiral.
She hasn't got one yet.

505
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,800
That's good.

506
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,080
See, I told you
she was a nice person.

507
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,720
She's so not a nice person.

508
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,520
Listen, I really need
to be able to prove

509
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,680
that your dad didn't know
what he was signing.

510
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,920
When you saw him on Zoom,
how did he seem to you?

511
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,600
He was a bit vague, I guess.

512
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,520
A bit vague.
Can you give me some specifics?

513
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,720
I could send you the recordings.

514
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,080
What recordings?

515
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,880
I recorded the Zooms,
so I'd have some memories.

516
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,280
Oh, well, that is absolutely...

517
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,240
Oh, shit, shit, shit!

518
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,720
There's a fire, everybody!

519
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,960
Anybody! There's a fire!

520
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,120
Relax.

521
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,400
It's just vape.

522
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,520
You can't vape inside.

523
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,040
It's illegal.

524
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,160
Sorry, who are you?

525
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,120
Oh, come on. Are you serious?

526
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,920
I'm Helen, from the timeshare office.

527
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,960
The sink? I washed up your cup.

528
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,720
I walk past you every day
and say hello.

529
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,360
Gruber and Fisk, I'm the Fisk.

530
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:12,440
Oh, yeah. God, sorry.

531
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,600
You look different.

532
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,080
You changed your hair or something?

533
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,440
I haven't changed anything
since 1997.

534
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,320
So, what's the problem?
You seem pretty cranky.

535
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,560
You can't smoke in the office.

536
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,080
It's not smoke, it's vape.

537
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,600
It doesn't matter. You can't do it.

538
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,960
I thought the desk was on fire.

539
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,280
But it wasn't, so...

540
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,280
Well, yeah, I know that now,
but it's still illegal.

541
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,760
You're thinking of smoking.
Vaping is really different.

542
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,480
No, it isn't, same laws apply.

543
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,800
I should know, I'm a lawyer.

544
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,120
Oh, right. I didn't know that.

545
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,880
You did know that.
I've told you multiple times.

546
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,560
Gruber and Fisk. I'm the Fisk.
It's on the wall.

547
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,840
OK, I didn't realise
that was a law firm.

548
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,320
It says solicitors.

549
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:49,400
Look, just don't vape in the office,
and try and remember my name.

550
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,800
It's really rude.

551
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,000
Wow, someone needs to calm down.

552
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,640
What did you do that for?

553
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,720
Why? 'Cause I want you
to remember me.

554
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:03,880
She's psycho.

555
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,240
What?

556
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,040
I need a word about Bubby.

557
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,440
Did he complain about me?

558
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,720
Why would he complain about you?

559
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,760
Because I told him not to vape
in the office.

560
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,840
It's illegal, Roz.
I know, but what can I do?

561
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,840
You can't fire someone for vaping.

562
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,720
Could you fire him
for being called Bubby?

563
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,160
Gee, he's gotten under your skin.
What don't you like about him?

564
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,240
Nothing, sorry.
I shouldn't have said anything.

565
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,440
No, no, no, no.

566
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:37,640
You're a partner now,

567
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,600
and you have a right
to your opinion.

568
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,760
Speak freely.
OK.

569
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:45,880
He's patronising, disrespectful,
never remembers my name

570
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,800
or that I'm a lawyer or a partner.
Oh, that's not good.

571
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,120
He's always using my office.

572
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:52,880
He doesn't even try and hide
that he's been in here. Look at this.

573
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,080
Well, that is
quite the invasion of privacy.

574
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,320
Yeah, and the other day,

575
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,120
I'm in the kitchen,
I'm standing at the sink...

576
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,200
Sorry, what's this about?
Am I in trouble?

577
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,760
What would you be in trouble for?

578
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,240
Because I accidentally set off
the fire-extinguisher.

579
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,280
Oh, well, that's alright.
In Bubby's face.

580
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,920
Oh, Helen, clearly the two of you
are not getting along.

581
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,400
This isn't going to work.

582
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,760
Well, too bad, Roz, you can't
fire me, you're not my boss anymore.

583
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,640
Don't be silly, no,
I'm starting to think

584
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,960
that I might need to let Bubby go.

585
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,360
Sure, yeah. I mean,
if that's what you want to do.

586
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,240
Well, do you think I should?

587
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,000
Yes, I do. He's hopeless.

588
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,880
He's rude, he's never at his desk.

589
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,840
When he is there, he's shaking
his gum maraca in my face.

590
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,120
Or he's choofing
on his stupid vape box.

591
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,160
Oh, Helen, you have talked me
into it.

592
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,120
He has got to go.
Yeah.

593
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:39,200
Bye, bye, Bubby.
Bye, Bubby.

594
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:43,080
Oh, and it's not vape box.
It's smog rocket.

595
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,480
Hmm...

596
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,480
Is it?

597
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,640
Raymond.

598
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,840
Helen told me to tell you
to tell Mellie

599
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,520
to tell Bubby he's not working out.

600
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,160
What? When did Fisk get involved?

601
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,560
Oh, she's not happy

602
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,520
with his behaviour
in the communal workspace.

603
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,600
And, look, she is a partner,
so I think

604
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,440
we have to respect her wishes.

605
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,840
So, you want me to tell Mellie
you fired Bubby?

606
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,680
You leave me out of it.

607
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,560
This is Helen's call.

608
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,320
Oh.

609
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:27,920
Hi, Dad.

610
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,200
You're looking really well.

611
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,480
Is that my hand? It's not my hand.

612
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,440
It feels like it's not attached
to my arm.

613
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,760
Gosh.

614
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,240
Dr Niceman, I think
you need to tie me down.

615
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,080
I'm going to float away.

616
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,720
It's good to see you, Dad.

617
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,120
How are you feeling?

618
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,680
Oh.

619
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:50,800
I'm a balloon.

620
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,000
Balloon.

621
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:56,880
Now, what I like about this video
is that it was recorded the same day

622
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,920
Dad supposedly signed his will.

623
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,960
I'm a nurse,
and even on Brian's medication,

624
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,000
he could have had moments
of lucidity.

625
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,000
Yes, on his regular medications.
That's true.

626
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,640
But I went back to the hospital
and I got the report from this day.

627
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,720
Now, what does that say?

628
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,640
"Patient was administered ketamine
for pain relief."

629
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,560
Can't sign a will
if you're going down a k-hole.

630
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:20,920
A what?

631
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,800
K-hole? Isn't that what they call it?

632
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,920
Doesn't matter.
Point is, he was off his face.

633
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:29,080
He was off his face,
which is awful, Melcome.

634
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,480
So, what are my options?

635
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,840
You don't have any options.
You're busted.

636
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,000
You can challenge my challenge,
but you'll lose

637
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,960
and then you have to pay
all the court costs.

638
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,320
Ask any lawyer.
Show them the evidence.

639
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,600
No-one's taking this to court,
I guarantee it.

640
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,240
You lose, lady, you lose.

641
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,600
Can I propose an option?

642
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,080
No, no option.

643
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,000
You get everything,
she gets nothing.

644
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,280
Yes, but I appreciate that
Vicki really did do a lot for him.

645
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,120
And I think that she made him
very happy.

646
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,400
Melcome, she tried to scam you.

647
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:59,560
I would like to split
the inheritance 50-50.

648
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,760
You're kidding me.

649
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,800
Oh, Melkie.

650
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,560
60-40?

651
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,280
I did do a lot.

652
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,240
Alright, job done.

653
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,000
I've pulled the trigger.
Bubby won't be back.

654
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,400
Oh, Raymond, I know
that was hard for you,

655
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,560
but like I said,
Helen's a partner now,

656
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,320
what could we do?
Whatever, Roz.

657
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:39,880
Have you heard the news?

658
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,720
George told me, what a result!

659
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,280
And Ray didn't even
have to fire him.

660
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,760
What? Yes, he did.

661
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,600
He told me Bubby's not coming back.

662
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:47,960
No, apparently Melissa called.

663
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,600
Said Bubby's quit
because he found the job too boring.

664
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,640
Well done, Roz, you bored
another one right out the door.

665
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,480
Yes. Well done, me.

666
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,800
Hi, guys.
I need to show you my new obsession.

667
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,640
Socks for Sandals, from Sassy Socks.
Really fun.

668
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,240
I am so obsessed with these.
I call these my cake socks

669
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:11,880
because they remind me
of my birthday cake.

670
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,920
These ones have got, like,
sparkle-in-the-library vibes.

671
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,560
Daisies? Obsessed!

672
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:19,200
If you're wondering
what Cool Girl 2024 is, this is it.

673
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,680
Socks for Sandals. Yay!

674
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,320
I still don't quite understand
the point of them.

675
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,840
Big news on the
Australian Stock Exchange today

676
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:35,600
with the launch
of the much-hyped Socks for Sandals.

677
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:39,600
Despite being reviewed
as idiotic and pointless,

678
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,520
the toeless socks sold out
within minutes,

679
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:46,080
sending Sassy Sock share prices
through the roof.

680
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,880
Company spokesperson
Rubbert 'Bubby' Marner

681
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,120
described the result
as being "totally sock".

682
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,040
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683
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,040
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