1 00:00:03,069 --> 00:00:06,638 - Doody-head! Doodyhead! - Doody-head! 2 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:08,474 - Doody-head! - Doody-head! 3 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:11,010 - Hey, no name-calling. - Doody-head! 4 00:00:11,012 --> 00:00:12,511 - Guys... [door closes] 5 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,513 - Where you been for the last hour? 6 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,582 - I told you, I was going to the store. 7 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:19,351 - Did they make you lock up? 8 00:00:22,055 --> 00:00:23,422 - Excuse me? 9 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:25,491 - How can I write when this whole place 10 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:28,394 Is crawling with doody-heads? 11 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:30,262 - Oh, were they noisy? 12 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:32,398 Gosh, when I'm alone with them, they just sit in the corner 13 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:37,202 And read the bible. 14 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,538 - Listen, come here. Sit down for one second, please. 15 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,374 Just sit down, I want to tell you something. 16 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:45,310 - [clears throat] 17 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:46,812 - I need help, okay? 18 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:49,548 I'm under the gun here to finish a chapter, 19 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:52,451 So I was wondering if you could 20 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:55,254 Kind of pick up the slack here till I'm done. 21 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:06,632 - My whole life is picking up the slack. 22 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:10,369 - I know, I know, I know, but, look, 23 00:01:10,371 --> 00:01:13,205 All I need is one day without any distractions. 24 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:15,374 - All right, I'll take the kids for the rest of today. 25 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:17,076 You happy? - That's great, 26 00:01:17,078 --> 00:01:18,577 That's great, that's great, but you know, 27 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,479 Today's not really a full day 28 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:22,514 When you consider that it's already 2:30-- 29 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:24,349 - What do you want, ray? 30 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:26,351 - Well, I mean, the publisher wants to see some stuff 31 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:27,853 As soon as possible. 32 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:29,421 So the only time I could work on it would be, 33 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,256 I don't know, I guess this weekend. 34 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:33,192 - But this weekend is our camping trip with the parkers. 35 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:37,629 - Oh, oh, that's right. That's right. 36 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:40,632 Hmm. 37 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:46,538 - You want me to go camping without you 38 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:47,573 With all the kids? 39 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:49,274 Are you insane? 40 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,642 - All right, it's a little extra slack. I know. 41 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:53,579 - Yeah, listen, you waste time for over a year, 42 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:55,114 And then you expect me to suffer 43 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:56,648 So you can finally start getting serious? 44 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,317 - You don't think I'm going to suffer? 45 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:00,352 I'm sacrificing the most precious thing of all-- 46 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:03,689 Time with my children, huh? 47 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:05,124 You don't think I got "cat's in the cradle" 48 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:08,127 Playing up here? 49 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:11,196 - I think you got two monkeys and a yo-yo playing up there. 50 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:17,336 - Yeah. 51 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:19,404 You don't want me to be an author--that's what it is-- 52 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:21,840 'cause there'll be a book tour and then the groupies. 53 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:24,743 - [chuckles] 54 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:29,248 Now there's a sad bunch of women. 55 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,549 - Yeah. 56 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:35,187 Sad but happy, if you know what I mean. 57 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:37,723 - I don't know what you mean. 58 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:40,492 - Come on. What, do you want me to beg? 59 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,793 I'm no good at asking for help. 60 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,228 It's my biggest flaw. 61 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:44,796 - [laughs] 62 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:48,300 - Oh, don't be mean. Come on, feel bad for me. 63 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:50,502 Help me. 64 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:54,907 It's my dream to write a book. 65 00:02:54,909 --> 00:02:55,908 - [sighs] 66 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:57,342 Oh, all right, ray. 67 00:02:57,344 --> 00:03:01,213 - Ha-ha. You love my yo-yo monkeys. 68 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:03,849 - All right, but, listen, while we're gone, you work. 69 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:04,950 - Yes. - Yes? 70 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,485 - Right. Absolutely. 71 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:08,287 - You do not play golf. You do not watch tv. 72 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:09,621 - Right, right. No fun. 73 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:10,956 - No, I'm not kidding, ray. 74 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,357 - I know. No kidding. 75 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,359 No fun. I promise. 76 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:17,296 Stop looking at me. 77 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,264 - And, you know, if you break that promise, I'll know. 78 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:20,666 - I know you'll know, 79 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:25,437 And then--then you'll have to punish me. 80 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,673 - Oh, I'll punish you. - Oh, yeah? 81 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:30,742 - Seriously, ray, I'll hurt you. 82 00:03:32,745 --> 00:03:35,747 Work, ray. 83 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:45,724 - Okay, you guys go straight upstairs-- 84 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:46,925 Go right to the bath, all right? 85 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,460 Don't touch anything. 86 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:51,396 - Hi, dears. - Hi, grandma. 87 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:55,434 - Hi, welcome back, debra. How was your camping vacation? 88 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:56,635 - What's going on? 89 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:59,571 - Ah, camping, that's great. 90 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:04,643 Hey, uh, what did you use for toilet paper? 91 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,912 - Toilet paper. 92 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:10,616 - Then it wasn't really camping. 93 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:14,586 I can tell you a story-- - okay, that's all right, frank. 94 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,955 - Raymond said you weren't getting back until tomorrow. 95 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:19,291 - Yeah, I know, but between the rain and the bugs 96 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:20,859 And the kids going nuts, 97 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,995 I decided we had enough vacation. 98 00:04:22,997 --> 00:04:25,631 Is he in the office? 99 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:41,980 - Hi, hi. Oh, you're all muddy. 100 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:45,884 - What are you doing, ray? 101 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,352 - Okay, all right, listen, 102 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:48,487 I-I know what you're thinking-- 103 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:49,955 - Really? 104 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:52,658 Then why aren't you protecting yourself? 105 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:55,494 - No, no, listen, listen, I finished, okay? 106 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:56,828 I ended up working through the night, 107 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,497 And I finished the first chapter. 108 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:00,732 And then this morning I was able to knock off the second, 109 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,001 And then I just-- I faxed it over to the guy. 110 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:04,970 - Raymond worked very hard so he could get it all done 111 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,838 So he could have some time to relax-- 112 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,841 Like you. 113 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,581 - Ray, after everything we discussed, 114 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:17,683 How could you go out-- 115 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:19,084 [telephone rings] 116 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,086 - Yeah, hello. Yeah, this is me. 117 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:23,722 I got to take this. 118 00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:28,360 - Hello. 119 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:29,861 - Oh, hi, robbie. 120 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,064 You want some angel food cake and chocolate sauce? 121 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:33,965 - Of course. 122 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:36,101 Listen, I have some news-- 123 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:40,372 - Hey, how come he got so much chocolate sauce? 124 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:42,774 - You got the same amount. - No, no, no. 125 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:45,043 Look at all that chocolate sauce. 126 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,912 You told me I couldn't have any more chocolate sauce 127 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:49,948 'cause you didn't have enough, huh? 128 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:53,685 I get two drops, and he gets a river. 129 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,722 It's a lake. Look how much he gets. 130 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:59,658 How do you explain that? 131 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:04,563 What, are you messing with my head? 132 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:07,566 - Well, I can't mess with your hair. 133 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:11,103 - All right, listen, 134 00:06:11,105 --> 00:06:12,771 Um, I wanted you guys to know-- 135 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,539 - Ray, I just want to understand one thing-- 136 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:15,874 Why is it your mission in life 137 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,877 To avoid spending time with your family? 138 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,445 - That was my agent. 139 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:22,914 He said the publisher read my stuff, 140 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:26,952 And they decided they don't want me to write the book. 141 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:30,922 - Oh, ray, I'm sorry. 142 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:32,724 - I don't understand. What happened? 143 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,393 - I don't know, ma. 144 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:36,962 Guess they didn't think it was good. 145 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:39,831 - Were there spelling errors? 146 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:48,974 - It's the yankees. How can you screw that up? 147 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,909 - I don't know. 148 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,678 - Hey, I'm-- I'm sorry, raymond. 149 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,548 Obviously this is a bad time. 150 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:59,718 I'm just going to take my cake and go home. 151 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:15,801 - Did you need something, robert? 152 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:18,136 - Oh, no, no. It's nothing. 153 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:20,071 - What's the matter, robbie? 154 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,673 - No--no, really. It can wait. 155 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:24,943 [loud whisper] it's nothing. 156 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:29,181 - What the hell is wrong with you? 157 00:07:29,183 --> 00:07:30,982 - I... 158 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:32,451 I made lieutenant. 159 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:35,454 [all gasp] 160 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:45,831 I passed the test. 161 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,666 I-I'm going to have to wait till somebody retires, 162 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,167 But they're going to promote me. 163 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:51,503 - Oh! Oh, wow. 164 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:54,473 Congratulations, robert. That is great. 165 00:07:54,475 --> 00:07:55,507 - Thank you. 166 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:56,608 - Uh, yeah, 167 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:59,010 Hey, uh, way to go there, son. 168 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:02,247 Lieutenant. That's really up there. 169 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:09,988 - It's very-- 170 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,791 Very exciting news, robbie. 171 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:17,929 It's very exciting. 172 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:21,733 My son--a lieutenant. 173 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:24,736 - Oh, I am so happy for you. 174 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,512 Mwah. This is really great, robert. 175 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:34,880 - Thank--thank you, deb. - Isn't it, ray? 176 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:37,749 - Yeah. It's great. 177 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:45,957 - Listen... [door closes] 178 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:49,294 I want his chocolate sauce. 179 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:08,780 - You going straight to bed? 180 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:11,283 You're not going to watch tv or read or anything? 181 00:09:11,285 --> 00:09:14,286 - I can't write. Why should I read? 182 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:22,661 I mean, what's the point really, huh? 183 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,996 What is the point? 184 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:28,099 - Are you finished? 185 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:31,102 - If you're referring to my writing career-- 186 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,338 - All right, all right. 187 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,240 Look, honey, I know you feel bad, 188 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,142 And I'm sorry your book's not coming out, 189 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:41,780 But you've got a great job and a family who loves you. 190 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,014 - That's what you always say. 191 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:46,184 - Oh, okay, fine. 192 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,719 That's it. I'm done. 193 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,754 You just mope away, mopey. 194 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,090 - Hey, look, you don't understand. 195 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,192 - I understand. No. 196 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,760 I know you want to write a book, 197 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:56,962 And you will, 198 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:58,930 And you can dedicate it to your ex-wife 199 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,000 Who couldn't take your crap any longer. 200 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:07,105 - Yeah. 201 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,308 That's great. That's great. 202 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,810 Funny. 203 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,144 Why don't you share a laugh over that 204 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,814 With your boyfriend robert? 205 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:19,784 - Oh, right. So that's it--robert. 206 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,353 That's what this is all about. 207 00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:25,824 - No! 208 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,959 Did you see him yesterday, huh? 209 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,628 Just flaunting his big news 210 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:32,664 Right in the middle of my horrible cri--time? 211 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:36,134 - He didn't flaunt it, ray. 212 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,637 We--we practically had to force him to tell us. 213 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:39,971 - Oh, yeah. 214 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,773 Did you force that big stupid smile 215 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:44,676 On his huge clown face? 216 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:45,810 - You're nuts. 217 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,078 - Yeah, and then you go 218 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,813 Showering him with fancy gifts. 219 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,282 - It was a sweater, and it's from both of us. 220 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,917 - Yeah, well, I hope it's itchy, 221 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:55,887 'cause that's the part from me. 222 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,928 - You know, robert never gets anything, 223 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,230 And the one time that he does, 224 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,331 What do you do? 225 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,666 You slam the table 226 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:08,733 And you walk out of the room, 227 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:10,935 You big baby. 228 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:12,804 - Yeah, I'm a baby, 229 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:15,840 And you're a baby marrier. 230 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:22,380 All right, I slammed the table. So? 231 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,948 - All right, here's what's going to happen. 232 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,450 You're going to go over there tomorrow 233 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,318 And congratulate robert on his success 234 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,254 So at least you can look in the mirror 235 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:32,757 And maybe see an adult. 236 00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:35,694 - Hey, at least I don't see what robert sees 237 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:36,895 When he looks in the mirror-- 238 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,897 A stupid giant with a new sweater 239 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:42,767 That looks like yarn...Vomit. 240 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:54,479 I can't even write my own talk. 241 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:05,924 [tv golf game sounds] 242 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,326 Hey, what are you doing? 243 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:11,863 - Hey, I'm watching golf. 244 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:14,432 Mom and dad aren't here, and I found bugles. 245 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,367 - Mm. 246 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:20,438 - You like that sweater, huh? 247 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,040 - Oh, I love it. 248 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,109 Yeah, by the way, thanks a lot, raymond. 249 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:27,412 - Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're welcome. 250 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,319 Listen, uh... 251 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,487 I wanted to tell you 252 00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:38,456 Congratulations on your promotion. 253 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,893 You know, that was really something. 254 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:45,764 - Thank you, raymond. Thank you very much. 255 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:46,765 - I didn't get a chance to tell you 256 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:51,269 With all the hoopla. 257 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,104 - Sure. I understand. 258 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,473 By the way, I'm sorry about your book thing. 259 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,008 - Yeah. 260 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,376 - It's a tough break. 261 00:12:58,378 --> 00:12:59,544 - Yeah. 262 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,945 - Bugle? 263 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,915 - Yeah, bugle. 264 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:08,419 - Oh, what a shot. 265 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,255 - I tell you, garcia has been hot. 266 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,524 - Yeah. 267 00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:14,392 - Hey, we should go golfing again soon. 268 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,027 - Sure. 269 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:19,097 - That was fun the last time. 270 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,465 What did you shoot? 271 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,367 - 93. 272 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:25,804 - Oh, that's right, 'cause I think I shot an 83. 273 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:28,840 I was 10 strokes better than you. 274 00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:36,080 Hey, if you want, you know, the next time we go, 275 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,883 I could give you some pointers on your putting. 276 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:41,853 - And I can give you some pointers on your drives. 277 00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:45,590 - So we'll go golfing then. 278 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:48,459 - Yes, we will. 279 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:57,302 [golf game continues] 280 00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:15,987 - 5 bucks if you make it in. 5 bucks. 281 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,288 - You're on. 282 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,623 - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 283 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,091 Let's make this interesting. 284 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:23,261 I mean, it's for 5 bucks. 285 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,296 All right. 5 bucks. 286 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:28,867 - All right. 287 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,902 - You owe me 5 bucks. 288 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,404 - No, you said 5 bucks if you make it in, 289 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,173 Like whoever makes it in gets the money. 290 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,474 - That's not what I said. 291 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,076 - No, but that's what it means. 292 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,611 - Okay, you're going to change it now? 293 00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:41,646 All right, first one to get it in makes 5 bucks. 294 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:45,016 - Well, that's what I thought it was--let's go. 295 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,397 Ha-ha! 296 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,966 5 bucks, sucker! 297 00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:04,602 - No, no, no! That's cheating! 298 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:05,937 You cheated! 299 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,272 You got to throw one at a time! 300 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,573 - That was never established. 301 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,174 - That's cheating! 302 00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,043 - You owe me 5 bucks. - Okay, you know what? 303 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,511 We're even, all right, 'cause you owe me 5 bucks 304 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,246 From before when you missed it, okay? 305 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,981 So we're all even. 306 00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:19,083 - No, no, no. You know what? 307 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,686 We're not. You're right. 308 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,389 I lost both times. 309 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,190 Here's 10 bucks. 310 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:30,695 It's not right that you lose everything this week. 311 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,298 - There it is! I knew it! - What? 312 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,233 - You've been rubbing it in my face this whole time! 313 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,068 - Like you haven't been doing that to me 314 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,436 For the past 40 years. 315 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,505 - How long are you going to sing that song, huh? 316 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,040 You've been acting like a jerk. 317 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,207 Why don't you just admit it? 318 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,442 - Oh, yeah? I'm a jerk? 319 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,977 Who was the one who instead of saying, 320 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,412 "hey, I'm happy for you, brother," 321 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:48,680 Threw a hissy fit and stormed out of the room? 322 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:50,381 - For your information, if you remember, 323 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,450 I said, "great," okay? 324 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,118 All right? 325 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,354 And if I was upset, I had a reason to, okay? 326 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,957 'cause you waited until my lifetime dream got crushed 327 00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,558 Before you made your big announcement. 328 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,327 - Oh, yeah? Well, how did it feel? 329 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,262 'cause you know what? I hope it felt really bad. 330 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,330 - Oh, you do, huh? You do? 331 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,998 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. 332 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,499 I hope it felt the same way you make me feel 333 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,234 Every time you prance over to mom and dad's 334 00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,036 To tell them about one of your great accomplishments. 335 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,371 - Hey, if I do that, it's because up until now, 336 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,073 Nobody else had accomplishments. 337 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:19,143 - Well, now someone does, 338 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,446 And that's got to be killing you, huh, ray? 339 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,314 - Shut up. 340 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,183 - You know, 'cause I was thinking, ray, 341 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,552 That a lot of books get published that suck, 342 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:33,358 So...For your book not to get published-- 343 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:37,729 Whoo, that's got to be off-the-charts suck. 344 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,743 You ripped my sweater. 345 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:55,079 - Good. By the way, the itchy part is from me. 346 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:03,021 [hits piano keys] 347 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:08,259 - Unh! Aah! 348 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,594 [choking] 349 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:10,762 - Aah! Aaah! 350 00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,230 - You give? You give? 351 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:15,433 - No! You give! 352 00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:21,506 Aah! 353 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,307 Come on, baby! Come on, baby! 354 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,542 - Let go! Let go! 355 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,244 - Come on-- come along, baby! 356 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,646 Come on! 357 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,748 Oh, god, no, no! 358 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:31,783 - Smell it! 359 00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,151 - Aah! 360 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,586 - Smell it! - Aah! 361 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,121 - Unh! - You smell it! 362 00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,589 You smell it! - Aah! 363 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:42,160 - Huh? Who's smelling it? 364 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,729 - I don't mind. Smells like victory! 365 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,064 - Here's your bugles! 366 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,166 - Aah, aah! 367 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,834 - Aah! Aah! Aah! 368 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,637 - Oh, my god! What's going on here? 369 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:57,408 Oh, oh, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it! 370 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,478 - Stop it! 371 00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:10,121 - Hey, those are my bugles. 372 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,359 - Good thing your mother's here. 373 00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:18,262 - Yeah, right. 374 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:22,233 - A whole box of bugles. 375 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:26,604 - Look at this carpet. And--and the lamp. 376 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:31,209 This is why we can't have nice things. 377 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,678 Oh, look, everybody makes a mess, 378 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,546 And I have to fix it up. 379 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,816 All the time, I fix it-- all the time. 380 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:43,888 - Ooh! 381 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,556 Oh, oh, oh, oh, 382 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,860 My back, my back, my back! 383 00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,461 Oh. 384 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:54,398 - Oh-- ow, my neck thing. 385 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:59,370 - You two idiots. I hope you're happy! 386 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:02,340 I have to eat funyuns now! 387 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,377 Marie, funyuns! 388 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:14,385 [both groaning] 389 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:23,561 - We are like idiots. 390 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,263 - We have to stop this, you know? 391 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,731 Debra's right. 392 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:31,402 This competing-- it's stupid... 393 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:35,773 And your feet stink. 394 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,476 - I don't want to compete with you, man. 395 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:41,612 - No, seriously, your feet. You can't smell that? 396 00:19:57,629 --> 00:20:00,298 - Why are we like this? Where does this come from? 397 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:03,301 - I don't know. 398 00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:07,371 - Look at this place. 399 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,974 I just want to say something. 400 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,909 You disappoint me-- the both of you. 401 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,945 - Sorry, mom. 402 00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:15,780 - I'm sorry too. 403 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,715 - And you especially, robbie. 404 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,517 - Me? Why? 405 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,452 - Why? 406 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,954 Because you should know better. 407 00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:26,257 You're the older one. 408 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,526 - It's true. 409 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,529 You should set an example. 410 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:42,907 [tv sports sounds] 411 00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:15,373 - Shh. Shh. 412 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:58,716 - What's the score? - It's tied.