1 00:00:03,603 --> 00:00:05,771 - Are you out of your mind? 2 00:00:05,773 --> 00:00:08,240 You got amy on hold, you got stefania in Italy, 3 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:11,076 And now you're dating joanne again? 4 00:00:11,078 --> 00:00:12,678 - No dating, okay? 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,781 Just talking on the phone, you know, like friends. 6 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:17,316 - Friends. 7 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:20,586 The woman threw an ashtray at your head. 8 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:23,522 - It's called passion, raymond. 9 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,024 But who knows? 10 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:26,091 There might still be some sparks there. 11 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:27,359 - Then someone should throw 12 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:30,162 A fire extinguisher at your head. 13 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:32,631 - Joanne has changed a lot, okay? 14 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:35,434 She's not like she used to be. 15 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:38,704 Three women. I don't know what I'm going to do. 16 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:44,610 - You do a dance, you gigantic lucky bastard. 17 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:46,512 - I know, I know. I can't believe it. 18 00:00:46,514 --> 00:00:49,281 I never thought I'd have three women in my whole life. 19 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:52,151 - Hey, we all lost money on that bet. 20 00:01:00,693 --> 00:01:03,462 - [gasps] you drew that yourself? 21 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:08,067 - They're coming! 22 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:11,370 [beethoven's "ode to joy"] 23 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:33,659 [music stops] 24 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:37,329 [heart beating] 25 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:43,302 ["ode to joy" resumes] 26 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:48,507 - You know how you can tell which one is the right broad? 27 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:49,708 - Look, it's all right, dad. 28 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:52,578 - Shut up. It's simple. 29 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,880 Which lady is going to take care of you, 30 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:56,215 Cook for you, 31 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:58,617 Let you have the good pillow? 32 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,285 - Dad, you're 100. 33 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:03,889 Shouldn't you have more than one good pillow? 34 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:05,858 - It's the whole package. 35 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:08,560 Which one is going to laugh at your jokes? 36 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,162 - Oh, they all do, 37 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:11,763 Except stefania doesn't speak english very well, 38 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:13,398 So I have to do a lot of hand gestures, 39 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,334 Funny noises, you know? 40 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:16,568 - Which one doesn't freak out 41 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:19,204 When they see this coming at them? 42 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:28,380 - Ha ha, raymond. 43 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:32,751 - Who's got hips wide enough to bear your enormous children? 44 00:02:40,693 --> 00:02:43,428 - Well, that would be amy, but don't tell her. 45 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:46,231 - You know, with amy, 46 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:47,900 You're the only one she's ever had sex with, 47 00:02:47,902 --> 00:02:50,169 So technically, you can't disappoint her. 48 00:02:50,171 --> 00:02:51,803 - True. 49 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:55,507 - Add it up. Amy is your winner. 50 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:59,378 - Well, we did used to talk about having kids, 51 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:01,180 And she's always stuck by me, 52 00:03:01,182 --> 00:03:04,316 And, well, we do make each other happy. 53 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:06,285 It's as if we're... 54 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:10,289 Meant to be, isn't it? 55 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:11,790 - Yeah, maybe. What do I know? 56 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,525 - All right, amy. 57 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,260 That's it. Yes, it's amy. And you know what? 58 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:16,862 We're going to start fresh with a clean slate. 59 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,298 I'm going to tell her about joanne and stefania. 60 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:20,799 - What? 61 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:23,535 - I don't want to have any secrets. 62 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:26,205 - What are you, nuts? 63 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:29,274 You never tell a woman anything. 64 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:32,945 Even if they figure it out, you deny. 65 00:03:32,947 --> 00:03:35,414 - But amy would want me to be honest. 66 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:36,815 - Yeah, that's how they get you. 67 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,383 You think that's what they want, 68 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:42,454 And then you cannot believe the yelling. 69 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:43,989 - Yeah, is that what you want? 70 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:48,427 42 years of "for god's sakes, close your robe"? 71 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:58,503 - Hey... 72 00:03:58,505 --> 00:03:59,738 That's what I'll do. 73 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,373 I'll--I'll tell my girlfriend 74 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:02,941 About my other girlfriends. 75 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:06,578 - [imitating robert] hey, yeah, that's a good idea. 76 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,314 Honesty is the best policy. 77 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,650 [both chuckling] 78 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:14,720 - Hey, hey, hey, look, look, look, 79 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:16,922 You got three women after you, huh? 80 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:20,792 Let me-- let me check over here. 81 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:23,996 You got three women after you, huh, huh? 82 00:04:23,998 --> 00:04:25,597 Then who does? 83 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:28,867 Oh, wait a minute. I believe that's me. 84 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:32,404 I'll figure it out, gentlemen. 85 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:35,007 And now... Adieu. 86 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:47,352 - What was that face you did? 87 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:55,794 Poor debra. 88 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:59,898 - No poor debra. I'm--I'm doing a face, dad. 89 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,901 - Are you doing a face right now? 90 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:07,673 - No. 91 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,808 - Poor debra. 92 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:16,782 - The pizza was to your liking? 93 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,684 - Mmm. It was perfect. 94 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:21,353 - No, you're perfect. 95 00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:22,888 Ow! 96 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,356 - Oh, robert, are you okay? 97 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:26,091 Here. 98 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:29,361 - Yeah, thanks, thanks. I'm fine. 99 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:31,663 - Who's burning fur? 100 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:40,772 - Listen, amy, I think we're good together. 101 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,774 Don't you? 102 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,109 - Yes. 103 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:47,546 - I mean, we make a good couple, right? 104 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:50,449 - Yes. 105 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:51,683 - That's why I'd like to talk to you 106 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:55,620 About us being together. 107 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:58,623 - I'm listening. 108 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:02,127 - I think that you and I are meant to be. 109 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:04,930 And that's why it's important for me 110 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,932 To tell you about joanne. 111 00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:11,837 - Joanne? 112 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,438 - Yeah, well, we've spoken, 113 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,107 And I think she wants to get back together, 114 00:06:15,109 --> 00:06:16,575 And, honestly, for a while, 115 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:17,843 I wasn't sure what I wanted, 116 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:19,511 But I've decided 117 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:23,548 That you're the one I want to be with. 118 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:24,783 - You've been talking to joanne 119 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:27,753 About getting back together? 120 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:28,954 - Well, you know, we've been talking, 121 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:30,722 And--and I've been thinking. 122 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,924 - You've been talking to joanne 123 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:35,694 About getting back together. 124 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,662 For how long... 125 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:40,599 Sweetie? 126 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:46,571 - I don't know. 127 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,006 Before Italy, but, see, that's why I'm telling you, 128 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,775 Because I want to be totally honest 129 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:53,645 Because I feel that we are meant to be. 130 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:58,917 - Meant to be. 131 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,787 - Don't you? 132 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:04,923 - Let me see. 133 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,625 You've been talking 134 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,794 With your ex-wife for over a month 135 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,495 Behind my back, and then-- 136 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:12,030 - Well, yeah, but, see, y-you're not focusing 137 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,933 On the positive part of the story. 138 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,668 - Oh, but I am, robert. 139 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,437 I'm happy. 140 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:21,506 I mean, this is all such wonderful news. 141 00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:23,575 You've been deceitful, 142 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:25,777 And you're settling for me, 143 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,646 But, hey, 144 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:31,483 Before I get really, really, really happy, 145 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:35,520 Is there anything else you want to share with me? 146 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:37,522 - No. 147 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:44,463 - Well, good, 148 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:46,198 'cause I don't think I could get much happier. 149 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,766 - Well, but I just-- 150 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:52,938 - And thank you for another fabulous evening. 151 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:55,106 Tonight I'm taking the leftovers. 152 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:56,808 I'll be in the office tomorrow 153 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,010 If anybody wants to send me flowers. 154 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:06,818 - Perhaps we should cancel the spumoni. 155 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:20,932 - [sighs] 156 00:08:23,569 --> 00:08:24,803 - How's the meatloaf? 157 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,805 - It's good. It's very good. 158 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:32,777 - Your brother-in-law-- your brother-- 159 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:35,514 He's a child. 160 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:37,782 Do men ever stop being stupid? 161 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:47,092 - No, they don't... 162 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:50,061 And you might want to hold on to your pizza. 163 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,564 - Oh, I don't care. 164 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,671 - Robert told you? 165 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,139 - You knew? - I'm sorry. 166 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:03,642 - He's horrible, and he expects me to be grateful 167 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:04,876 Because he told me when he didn't have to. 168 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,678 - That's unbelievable. 169 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,747 - He's acting like he has nothing to apologize for. 170 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,148 - I know, and just because he was on vacation, 171 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:13,652 That is no excuse. - Vacation? 172 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,287 He took joanne on vacation? 173 00:09:15,289 --> 00:09:16,788 - No, no, no, stefania. 174 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,790 - Who? 175 00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:28,567 - Wh-what? 176 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,135 - Who's stefania? 177 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:33,004 - Wait, who's who? Wait, what name did you say? 178 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:36,775 Oh, my gosh. Look at that. 179 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:41,313 Your hair looks so good that way. 180 00:09:41,315 --> 00:09:43,949 - So there was just the two slices? 181 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:51,790 - Doesn't amy's hair look good? 182 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:54,192 - I don't know. 183 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,798 - Oh, good, amy. You're here. 184 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,000 I-I'm going to need your office address. 185 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:04,970 - Who the hell is stefania? 186 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:09,975 - Uh, uh, uh... 187 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:13,278 - Sounds like a girl's name. A girl you met in Italy? 188 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,982 - Uh... 189 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:20,819 - What did you do with her in Italy? 190 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:26,358 - Very little. 191 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:40,739 I'm sorry. 192 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:53,251 - I saved myself for you. 193 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:57,789 - Really sorry. 194 00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,358 - Good-bye, robert. 195 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,426 - But we're... 196 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:05,263 Meant to be. 197 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,868 - When she got up on the couch the second time, 198 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,270 What did you think she was going to do? 199 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:26,451 Oh, man, she really nailed you. 200 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:30,889 Was she-- was she wearing a ring? 201 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:34,392 - Our friendship ring. 202 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,728 - Ironic. 203 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:42,067 - Could I get some frozen baby peas, deb? 204 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:45,170 - You know what, robert? You get your own damn peas. 205 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:48,206 - Well, why are you mad at me? What did I do? 206 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,108 - [laughs] what did you do? 207 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,710 - Hey, look, you're the one who told amy 208 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,144 About stefania in the first place. 209 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,146 You should be apologizing to me. 210 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:14,999 - And what you should've done 211 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:17,769 Is tell amy the truth about everything, 212 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:22,440 Or better yet, not be such a pig in the first place! 213 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:27,078 - That's the worst apology I've ever gotten. 214 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,880 - Why would you get involved with someone else 215 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,415 When you already have a relationship? 216 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,050 What, does juggling three women at a time 217 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,452 Make you cool? 218 00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:41,826 - Uncool. 219 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:43,128 - You know, if that's the only way 220 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,129 That you can build your self-esteem, 221 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:45,530 Then you are pathetic, 222 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:46,998 And you don't deserve to be with anyone. 223 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,133 - Yeah, that's easy for you to say. 224 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,200 - What was that? 225 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,536 - Lay down. Play dead. 226 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,516 - We all know about you, okay, deb? 227 00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:06,951 You were popular. You juggled guys all the time. 228 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,953 How many guys asked you to your senior prom, huh? 229 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,455 Five? Six? 230 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,223 You want to know who I took to my prom? 231 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,859 Our cousin nellie. 232 00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:18,062 - He threw up on her. 233 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:22,133 - Somebody spiked the punch! 234 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,236 - Okay, well, I'm really sorry about you and your cousin, 235 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:28,072 But that was high school. I grew up. 236 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,941 I realized that the only thing that matters 237 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,844 Is having someone that understands me, 238 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,145 That'll be there for me, 239 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,480 Somebody that I want to grow old with. 240 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,982 Get off of me! 241 00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:48,593 I thought that you felt that way about amy. 242 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,495 - Well, I did. I do. 243 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,231 - Then why would you fool around with stefania? 244 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,900 - Have you seen stefania? 245 00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:08,146 - What's the matter with you, robert? 246 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,048 I mean, you're not one of those slimeballs 247 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,884 Who's only interested in scoring with chicks. 248 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,887 - I could be. 249 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,589 - No, you couldn't, 250 00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:20,525 Or you wouldn't have waited two years for amy to be ready. 251 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,060 I-I just don't get you. 252 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,895 You were in a committed relationship 253 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,997 With someone who loves you, and you blew it. 254 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,872 - Honesty. 255 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:36,040 Don't believe the hype. 256 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,014 - I just saw amy. She's crying. 257 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,582 Did you break up again? 258 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,951 - Yeah, and I think it's for good this time, ma. 259 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,353 But it's all right. I'll be fine. 260 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:52,957 - You'll be fine? What about me? 261 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,226 Amy was going to give me more grandchildren! 262 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,462 And there was talk of a guesthouse, 263 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,530 And I could leave your father if I wanted! 264 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,166 - Stop it! - Oh, stop! 265 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:03,334 I can't do this anymore. 266 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,036 I can't. 267 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:09,340 Do you want to kill me? Because you're killing me. 268 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,242 - Sorry. 269 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,044 - Good. 270 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,046 Now pick up this phone and tell that to amy. 271 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:18,016 - No, ma, I can't call her now. 272 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:21,219 - Well, I could see how that would be a little awkward. 273 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,922 Don't worry. I know what to say. 274 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,357 - No, stop it, ma! 275 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,626 Just stop it! 276 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,162 I blew it. It's over. She'll never take me back. 277 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,263 - No, we are not giving up. 278 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,531 We could still work this out. 279 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,099 - Will you let it go, all right? 280 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:39,404 It's my life! I'll do what I want! 281 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,374 - Who's been telling him it's his life? 282 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,347 - You ready to order? 283 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,349 - Uh, actually, I'm waiting for somebody. 284 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,351 No, thanks. No fire tonight. 285 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:00,458 - Hi, bobby. 286 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,027 - Hi, joanne. 287 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:04,362 - I'm sorry I'm late. 288 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,097 One of my clients had a fender-bender. 289 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,299 I had to go hold his hand. 290 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,335 - Wow. Insurance. 291 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,570 It's like police work, you know? 292 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,305 You're always on call, 293 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,541 Except they don't shoot at you. 294 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:20,445 - Only when they find out how little we pay. 295 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:24,148 - Hee hee hee hee. 296 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,684 - Bobby, relax. 297 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,053 It's just me. - I know. 298 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,688 It's weird, you know? 299 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:35,393 It's like I know you but like I don't know you. 300 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:38,596 Heh heh heh heh. 301 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,032 - I'm so glad you wanted to have dinner tonight. 302 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:45,470 I think we've both been thinking the same thing. 303 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,638 - I think maybe we have. 304 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,541 - Robert, you know how I am. 305 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,211 I see what I want and I go for it, 306 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:56,781 And what I want is you. 307 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,118 - You know, 308 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,420 When we were talking on the phone, 309 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,522 I was getting that same vibe. 310 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:12,330 - Well, you know... 311 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,799 You know, bobby, I'm no snow white. 312 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:20,705 I've had my share of dates and insurance conventions. 313 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,708 Truth? You were my best. 314 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:27,478 - Well, thank you. Right back at you. 315 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,281 - Ooh, that heat. Can you feel it? 316 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,650 - Pizza oven. - Bobby. 317 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:36,220 - Oh, yes, yes. I feel the other heat. 318 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:40,358 - We need to be together. 319 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,326 - Well, I'd like that. 320 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,195 Maybe we're... 321 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:47,498 Meant to be. 322 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:51,135 - Yes, we are. 323 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,337 - So, hey, you want to go to the movies later? 324 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,540 - What? - Oh, I know, miniature golf. 325 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,774 I know this great course 326 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,109 That looks over long island sound. 327 00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:02,180 - [laughing] 328 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,748 - What, what? What's so funny? 329 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,085 - You, I forgot how funny you could be. 330 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,653 Miniature golf. 331 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,388 What I'm interested in, bobby, 332 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:13,791 Doesn't have anything miniature about it. 333 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:18,563 - But regular golf takes so long. 334 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:28,673 - I don't want any of that other stuff, bobby. 335 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:32,710 There's only one thing I want from you. 336 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,679 - Aah! 337 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:37,248 - I didn't mean to startle you. That's just my foot. 338 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,850 - Oh, your foot. 339 00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:40,351 It's this dive, you know? 340 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,320 You never know what's crawling around. 341 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,655 Aah! Pony! 342 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,862 - Do you understand what I'm saying? 343 00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:54,699 - I think your foot spaks for itself, yes. 344 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:57,335 But wouldn't you like something more? 345 00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,571 - Like what? - A relationship. 346 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,373 - A pizza and hot sex? 347 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,243 Most guys would consider that the perfect relationship. 348 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,844 - Well, I'm not saying that's bad. 349 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,846 I just thought it might be part of a bigger arrangement. 350 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,816 - Ugh, like our marriage? We tried that. 351 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,918 - Well, okay, I know, but let me tell you something. 352 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,686 I'm not one of those guys 353 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,655 Who's only interested in scoring with chicks. 354 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:21,159 - Oh, come on. Let's just have some fun. 355 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,694 I saw that vanilla pudding you were dating, emily. 356 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:27,431 - Amy. - Amy. 357 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,535 You can't tell me she did anything for you. 358 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,904 - Well, now, that is none of your--aah! 359 00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:36,941 Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it! 360 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,181 - Are you serious? 361 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,816 - Yes, I am serious. 362 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:49,820 Now kindly remove your foot. 363 00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:53,958 - Fine. 364 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,893 Okay, then. 365 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,529 Good luck to you. 366 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,766 - Well, wait, what's that? You're leaving? 367 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,602 - I have nothing to say to you unless you need insurance. 368 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:10,241 - Then okay to you! 369 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,576 That's right, 370 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,244 And let me tell you something else. 371 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,346 Robert barone is not available 372 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,348 For a booty call! 373 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,255 You heard me. 374 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:30,995 Hello, amy, it-- 375 00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:42,473 Look, amy, don't hang up. 376 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,650 Amy, don't hang up. It's robert. 377 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:03,494 Okay, listen, I screwed up. 378 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,596 I don't know what I want to do. 379 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,465 Could I just come over? 380 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,967 O-o-okay, I'll be right over. 381 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:12,470 Thanks, ma. 382 00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:21,779 Hello? Hello? 383 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:26,050 Don't hang up. It's robert. 384 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:28,052 Is stefania there? 385 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:32,590 - Crepa. 386 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,771 - No more long distance. 387 00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:50,641 Could have been worse. 388 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,477 You could've ended up with one of them.