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♪ Chains ♪

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♪ My baby's got me
locked up in chains ♪

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♪ That you can see-ee-ee ♪

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♪ Whoa, oh ♪

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♪ These chains of love
got a hold on me ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ Chains ♪

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♪ Well I can't break away
from these chains ♪

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♪ I can't run around ♪

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♪ Cause I'm not free ♪

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♪ Whoa, oh ♪

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♪ These chains of love ♪

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♪ Won't let me be
Yeah ♪

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♪ Now believe me when
I tell you ♪

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♪ I think you're fine ♪

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♪ I'd like to love you ♪

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♪ But darling I'm imprisoned
by these ♪

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♪ Chains ♪

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♪ My baby's got me
locked up in chains ♪

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♪ And they ain't the kind ♪

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♪ That you can see-ee-ee ♪

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♪ Whoa, oh
These chains of love ♪

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♪ Got a hold on me
Yeah. ♪

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( typing )

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Boy: Call me Sam.

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I am a writer of literature.

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I started writing the day
my grandfather

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sent my mom and me
into exile.

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A day when most human beings
would wallow in self-pity.

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I chose this moment
to honor my calling.

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So this is my story.

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And unlike other writers
of literature,

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I won't skip the good parts.

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Samuel...

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Daddy, don't pull the plantation
master act with Sam,

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he's innocent.

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Nothing you touch
is innocent.

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One more mistake...

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and the boy goes to
the Custer Military Academy.

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Are those implications clear?

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Oh yes, "Your daddyship."

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Sam, come.

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Bring your cards.

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Sam: Caspar claimed we were
being exiled for our own good.

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What a load of crap.

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The truth is he was planning
to run for Governor,

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and the thought of Lydia
on the loose

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scared the wadding
out of him.

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You know why I'm sending
you and your mom to Wyoming?

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Because Lydia
messed up again?

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You know
there comes a time

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when you have to set aside
all childish things.

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- But--
- Don't "but" Grandpa.

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Go ahead.
Throw them in.

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I had a good mind to go
to Wyoming and croak.

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Then he'd really
be sorry.

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Good boy.
Good boy.

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Sam Callahan
lay close to death.

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In a cruel twist of fate,

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giving him comfort was the most
beautiful nurse he had ever seen.

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I'm sorry.
He's not going to make it.

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Sam, I'm sorry that I shipped
you and your mom out

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into the wilderness when you
needed to be home most of all.

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Could you forgive me
before you die, Sam?

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Lydia: Hold on,
sugar-booger.

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( gasp )

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What'd you do to hack
Caspar off so much?

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Not a thing.

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Not one iota of misconduct.

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He told me about the Cuban
and the strip show on the sailboat.

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This one's so bad,
you can't tell me about it?

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Just think what I'm liable
to imagine.

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I'm as innocent as snow.

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When Horace Greeley said,
"Go west young man,"

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I don't think this is what
he had in mind.

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Lydia drove 2000 miles
with the top down.

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She had no concept of altitude
or temperature,

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and, couldn't read a map
so I navigated.

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We'd made an oath,

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that Grandpa would never
separate us.

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So as we drove further
and further from home,

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it felt like we were
orphans together

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and the first southerners
ever lost in Wyoming.

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Hey sissy boy,

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this one's for you,
honey.

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Sharp move, pin-head.

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( school bell ringing )

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P.A.: Attention students,
and faculty:

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the pep rally for
Friday's football game

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will be after second period.

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At 2:00pm today, we will conduct
our A-bomb drill.

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Remember students,
duck and cover.

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Teacher:
Hi.

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- I'm Howard Stebbins.
- Sam Callahan.

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Okay gang,

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open Huckleberry Finn
to page 47

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and go on to Twain's brilliant
use of Negro dialect.

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Brilliant, my eye.
No one talks like that.

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Well why do you suppose
Twain wrote in dialect,

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if no one talks like that?

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He wanted Huck to seem stupid,
and Jim even stupider.

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I've heard southern accents on TV
and no one talks like that.

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Huck is from Missouri
which isn't the South.

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Woop-de-doo.

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We know that Mark Twain
was one of the great proponents

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of equal rights for all.

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Now we appreciate that here
in the Equality State.

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Well, yeah, but Twain
hated Jews.

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Are you Jewish?

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No.

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Well how do you know
he hated Jews?

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I can read.

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How can you say that
when you hate Negroes?

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I don't hate Negroes!

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Teacher: You're from
the South.

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Everyone in the South
hates Negroes.

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You can't deny it.

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( laughter )

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We can't stay here, Mom.

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Our relationship is based
on mutual respect, Sam.

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You must never fling in my face
the fact that I'm a mother.

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These kids are Nazis, Lydia.

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It's like the school was spawned
by the mating of first cousins.

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Well I bet that's why none
of the men here have chins.

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Even the teacher is a first
degree ignoramus.

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That goes. I won't have the dead
passing for art.

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Only Caspar would pick
a house that has that.

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I made a decision about
this banishment deal.

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Should I be told?

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The way I conducted our life
back in Carolina didn't work.

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I'll say.

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So...

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I'm calling a time out.

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No more connections
for a while.

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As of this moment,

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I'm declaring myself
an emotional catatonic.

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Well, how's a catatonic
supposed to raise a kid?

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We'll negotiate
an arrangement.

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Now stand up straight.
A gal is judged by her posture.

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Why do I have to go?

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Because our new neighbors
are Southern, and

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what would they think if we
didn't go out of our way

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- to make them feel at home.
- But, the kid's a squirrel.

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Gentlewomen do not compare
people to animals, dear.

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What?

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Welcome Wagon.

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Hi.
I'm Laurabel Pierce.

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This is my daughter,
Maurey,

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and we'd like to welcome you
to Gro Vont,

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the friendliest little
town in Wyoming.

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How quaint.

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Look Sammy,
it's the Welcome Wagon.

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Hi.

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Now what have we here?

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This is a survival kit.
For moving into the new house?

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That's for you.

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Chicken pot pie?

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The good kind
with bottom crust.

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Maurey's dad can't abide pot pie
without good bottom crust.

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"Quick Meals for the Harried
Housewife."

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Every recipe starts with a can
of cream of mushroom soup.

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Well, fuck me silly.

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Do I look like
a housewife to you?

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No.

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Well, we just wanted you
to feel at home in Gro Vont.

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Sam and I won't be here long
enough to mingle with the natives.

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- There she is.
- Dot!

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Keep your pants zipped, Jack.
I'll be with you when I'm with you.

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Her name is Dot.

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She should sue
her parents.

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What kind of woman
would name a child "Dot"?

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So, you're the folks
renting Doc Whartle's place.

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The guys each paid me a dollar
to find out if you're single.

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Tell the guys I have
five husbands,

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each one rich,
mean and jealous.

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I'll be rotating them
through on a weekly basis.

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That line will be
all over the valley by breakfast.

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Just tell them I own a rifle.

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So, what happened
in the seventh grade today?

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- You really wanna hear?
- If I don't want to hear,

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Caspar will send you to the
Custer Military Academy

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and we wouldn't want that,
would we?

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In social studies, Miss Sheets
taught us how to write a check.

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You've been writing checks
since you were six.

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And, I think I'm in love
with Maurey Pierce.

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That's nice.

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How do you know you're
in love?

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'Cause I can't stand her.

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Well that's always
a good sign.

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She hates my guts.
Called me pin-head.

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Sounds like love to me.

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You gotta eat that fast, that gravy
is turning into axle grease.

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You know why I like you more
than the other boys?

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Because we're the only two kids
in seventh grade who can read?

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No silly.

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Because you're so handsome.

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( blues vocals begins )
♪ After you're gone ♪

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♪ And left me cryin' ♪

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♪ After you've gone ♪

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♪ There's no denyin' ♪

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♪ You'll feel blue ♪

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♪ You'll feel sad ♪

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♪ You'll miss the sweetest
gal you ever had. ♪

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( glass breaking )

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You're licking the mirror.

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I'm making contact.

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With who?

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Myself.

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Sam...
You ever had a stiffie?

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Mom!

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I just realized...

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it's been years since
I saw your little weenie.

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You were so cute
when you were a baby.

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We had this black speckled basin
I used to wash you in

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and you would always pee
straight up.

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Mom, I hate when you talk
about cute naked stuff

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I did when I was little.

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Mom...

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I didn't let myself go.

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( laughing )

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You know when Gulliver traveled
to the land of Yahoos

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he must have come here.

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I think he just insulted you,
LaNell.

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I don't care.

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What kind of show-off
studies on the bus anyways?

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This isn't a school book,
this is literature.

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Litter tour, litter tour!

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What literature?

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It's a classic coming of age
story portraying one woman's

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poignant experiences with life,
love, and sex.

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What do you know
about sex?

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After I finish this book,
I'll know a lot more than you.

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Not that knowing more about sex
than you do is a challenge.

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( giggling )

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( quietly praying )

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Have you been saved?

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From what?

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You'll go to hell unless
you finish that.

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If a person goes to hell
for not finishing a tuna croquette

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I think I lost my salvation
a long time ago.

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- You coming?
- Yeah, sure.

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How's it going, Sam?

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Couldn't be better, sir.

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I don't know if you've heard,
but we're mighty proud

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of our football team here
at Gro Vont High.

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How'd you like to sign up?

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I'd like to,
but my mom needs me at home.

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She hasn't adjusted
to the lack of humidity yet.

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It takes 22 players to hold
the practice, and I've only got 21

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and half of them still
suck their mama's tit at night.

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Well, I no longer nurse, sir.

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Let me explain to you,

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00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:27,745
the difference between
an "A" and an "F" in English.

254
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:30,875
Me coming out for football?

255
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,248
Now that's the old
school spirit.

256
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:39,586
Jump to the left,
jump to the right,

257
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:42,286
sit down, stand up,
fight, fight, fight!

258
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:46,058
Coach: Boys, let's have a little game
of smear the queer with the ball.

259
00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:47,325
Hey Sammy,

260
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:50,368
why don't you tell us
how your mama's hooters feel?

261
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,204
About the same
as your sister's.

262
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,137
I ain't got a sister,
stupid.

263
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:57,334
( quarterback calling plays )

264
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,507
( grunting )

265
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,378
Dothan got him good.

266
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,646
- You think he's hurt?
- No...

267
00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:09,744
he's just playing possum.

268
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,225
Sissy boy!
Come on get up.

269
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,287
Come on, Sam.
Get up!

270
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,529
TV: Coverage continues
on the assassination

271
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,802
of President
John F. Kennedy.

272
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:35,245
At 1 2:35 Central Standard Time,
President Kennedy was shot

273
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:38,374
as his motorcade passed
through downtown Dallas.

274
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,247
Governor Connelly
was also shot.

275
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:44,085
Thousands of mourners gathered
at Parkland Memorial Hospital

276
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,953
to mourn
the passing of our...

277
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:00,936
( sobbing )

278
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,881
They killed
President Kennedy.

279
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,291
Are you sure?

280
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,124
It's on the news.

281
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:26,661
Well, who killed him?

282
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,290
Texans.

283
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,302
Y'all cryin'
over the nigger lover?

284
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,608
Shut up, Dothan!

285
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,946
You know what all the coons are
getting for Christmas this year?

286
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,248
A Jack-in-the-box.

287
00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:55,486
I never knew you cared.

288
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:01,362
What are you doin' boy?

289
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,901
Tryin' to take up
for your girlfriend?

290
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,305
What the hell is your
problem, boy?

291
00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:10,541
They started it, coach!

292
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:11,735
Lay off!

293
00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:14,711
Little bastard's liable
to hurt somebody!

294
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,442
The President is dead
and he was celebrating.

295
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,058
Let's get out of here.

296
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,964
Where?

297
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,404
We can watch the news
at my house.

298
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,667
You think they'll miss us?

299
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,542
All the rules
are off today, Sam.

300
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,639
Nothin' we do matters.

301
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:55,342
I guess it all depends
on your perspective.

302
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:58,856
As the rest of the country
was mourning their great loss,

303
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,552
things were actually starting
to look up for me.

304
00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:05,454
What do you bet Mom's heard
of the assassination,

305
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:07,794
but it's had no effect
on her at all?

306
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:10,926
She'll be baking cookies
and waxing the kitchen floor.

307
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,631
My mom's never baked
a cookie in her life.

308
00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:15,968
Come on.

309
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:20,777
You're home early.

310
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:23,576
They let us out on account
of the assassination.

311
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,712
Isn't it a shame about
Mr. Kennedy?

312
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:31,654
I wonder of they'll let Petey
out early too this afternoon?

313
00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:35,691
I'll just finish these up and then
I'll make us some hot cocoa.

314
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,661
This isn't the time
for hot cocoa, Mom.

315
00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:40,254
It's always the time
for cocoa.

316
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,229
( heavy sigh )

317
00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:50,374
The whole world's gone straight
to hell in a handbasket.

318
00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:54,774
I had to come down here because
my television is out of order.

319
00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:56,837
What about you?

320
00:21:56,915 --> 00:21:58,610
I don't have a TV.

321
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:02,745
It's been years since I met anyone
who didn't own a television.

322
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:05,153
You must not meet
many Indians.

323
00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:08,388
You're an Indian?

324
00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:11,952
Blackfeet.

325
00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:17,159
My daddy can't stand
Indians.

326
00:22:20,872 --> 00:22:23,898
- Maurey: I wish my dad was here.
- Sam: Where is he?

327
00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:26,910
We have a horse ranch 1 0 miles
up in the mountains...

328
00:22:26,978 --> 00:22:30,311
and he has to feed every day.
He stays there most of the winter.

329
00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:33,510
- What's your dad do?
- I don't have a father.

330
00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:37,812
Did he die?

331
00:22:37,889 --> 00:22:40,357
Lydia won't tell me
anything about him.

332
00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:44,225
When she's drunk, she claims virgin
birth like Mary and Jesus.

333
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,662
I'd like to see
my mom drunk.

334
00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:49,131
It's not that neat.

335
00:22:50,902 --> 00:22:52,893
She has these pictures
of five guys

336
00:22:52,971 --> 00:22:55,098
in old football uniforms
in her panty box.

337
00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:56,367
Her panty box?

338
00:22:56,441 --> 00:22:58,671
I figure one of them
might be my dad.

339
00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:01,872
What were you doing in your
mother's panty box?

340
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,880
One of the guys
is a Negro.

341
00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:07,441
Boy: Mom, I'm home.

342
00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:14,459
Hey, we're watchin' that!

343
00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:16,926
This stinks.

344
00:23:16,995 --> 00:23:21,125
Mom, Maurey won't let me
watch Rocky.

345
00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:23,497
You know he watches Rocky
every afternoon.

346
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:25,297
What's the matter
with you?

347
00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:26,564
Look, brat--

348
00:23:29,941 --> 00:23:32,432
The President of our country
is dead.

349
00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:36,345
Some things are more important
than Rocky the flying squirrel.

350
00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:39,313
Daddy!

351
00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:42,080
Hey, how's my favorite girl?

352
00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:53,089
Hi.

353
00:23:54,699 --> 00:23:55,666
Hi.

354
00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:23,056
Lydia, there's an Indian
in our kitchen.

355
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:26,291
Oh, that's Hank.
He's Blackfoot...

356
00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:28,832
or feet.
I get it mixed up.

357
00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:32,495
Hank knows loads of nifty stuff
about the forest.

358
00:24:32,571 --> 00:24:34,334
You went into the forest?

359
00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:36,340
Oh it was a hoot, Sam.

360
00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,672
I tried something new.

361
00:24:38,743 --> 00:24:40,734
- How about that?
- How about that.

362
00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:44,009
You didn't expect me to stay
on this couch forever, did you?

363
00:24:45,951 --> 00:24:48,545
So what's Hank doing
in our kitchen?

364
00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:50,485
He's fixin' supper.

365
00:24:50,555 --> 00:24:53,786
Some staple he said got
his tribe through hard winters.

366
00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:56,918
Caspar is gonna pass
a brick.

367
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:59,088
Oh, isn't it wonderful?

368
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:02,224
Hank, honey, what's that
Indian thing you're making?

369
00:25:03,301 --> 00:25:05,235
Macaroni and cheese.

370
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,240
( roaring )

371
00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:31,922
Welcome Wagon.

372
00:25:56,788 --> 00:25:57,812
Ugh!

373
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:02,488
Geez.

374
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:04,961
Yuck.

375
00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:14,532
Explain this.

376
00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:16,369
Sammy?

377
00:26:16,441 --> 00:26:18,841
Lydia, I think there's
something wrong with me.

378
00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:20,741
I must be sick
or something.

379
00:26:20,812 --> 00:26:23,838
You blew your nose
in your sock?

380
00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:26,383
This didn't come
from my nose.

381
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,052
You masturbated?

382
00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:37,219
I woke up with this stuff
all over me.

383
00:26:40,165 --> 00:26:42,565
Were you dreaming right before
you woke up?

384
00:26:48,974 --> 00:26:50,965
Was there a girl
in your dream?

385
00:26:52,477 --> 00:26:54,502
Did you recognize her?

386
00:26:54,579 --> 00:26:57,275
She kissed me
and I felt funny.

387
00:27:01,853 --> 00:27:04,185
You had a wet dream,
honey bunny.

388
00:27:04,255 --> 00:27:06,746
Boys have them
all the time.

389
00:27:09,227 --> 00:27:11,161
Well,
do something with it.

390
00:27:16,868 --> 00:27:20,133
Things like this don't
happen to boys with fathers.

391
00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:22,105
So crucify me.

392
00:27:22,173 --> 00:27:24,801
Every kid in Wyoming probably
knows what a wet dream is,

393
00:27:24,876 --> 00:27:27,709
and they're laughing at me
right now, calling me a squirrel.

394
00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:31,811
Poor Sammy.

395
00:27:31,883 --> 00:27:35,011
You just moved a step closer
to being a grown up.

396
00:27:38,189 --> 00:27:40,623
I couldn't wait to tell
Maurey what I had learned.

397
00:27:40,692 --> 00:27:42,853
I explained the whole
process to her,

398
00:27:42,927 --> 00:27:46,954
except the part where her mom
triggered the mess on my belly.

399
00:27:47,032 --> 00:27:50,126
How much goo came out?
A cup? A quart?

400
00:27:50,201 --> 00:27:53,398
- Not a quart.
- How much then?

401
00:27:53,471 --> 00:27:55,302
It was all spread out.

402
00:27:55,373 --> 00:27:57,534
About 1/3 cup.

403
00:27:57,609 --> 00:27:59,543
I'll lose my virginity
someday...

404
00:27:59,611 --> 00:28:02,512
and when I do I don't want
to come off ignorant.

405
00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:05,811
I want to know what's going
on every second.

406
00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:09,482
( humming )

407
00:28:12,257 --> 00:28:15,420
Don't you kids know that coffee
will stunt your growth?

408
00:28:15,493 --> 00:28:18,326
Dot, do you and your husband
have sex?

409
00:28:18,396 --> 00:28:19,988
Why Maurey Pierce,

410
00:28:20,065 --> 00:28:22,295
I should wash your mouth
out with soap.

411
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:23,925
I didn't say a dirty word.

412
00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:25,230
You did so.

413
00:28:25,303 --> 00:28:26,565
"Sex" is a dirty word?

414
00:28:27,939 --> 00:28:31,431
We don't talk about that word
in mixed gender company.

415
00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:35,671
I'll be outside.

416
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,953
While Maurey was getting
the low down from Dot,

417
00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:48,993
I turned to my dream girl.

418
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:50,857
I had so many questions.

419
00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:53,193
I needed someone
I could talk to,

420
00:28:53,264 --> 00:28:56,961
someone who would be willing
to explore the secrets of love.

421
00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:59,299
I needed a professional.

422
00:29:01,506 --> 00:29:04,066
My mom won't be home
for another 20 minutes.

423
00:29:04,142 --> 00:29:06,337
Do you want
to do me again?

424
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,971
I don't know,
that will be, what,

425
00:29:09,047 --> 00:29:11,948
five times since school let out
this afternoon?

426
00:29:12,016 --> 00:29:15,349
Sam, it's not romantic
to keep score.

427
00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:27,793
So what did she say?

428
00:29:27,866 --> 00:29:30,801
She said sex is a wonderful
and special experience

429
00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:34,270
that can only be done right
when two people are in love.

430
00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:36,637
Grownups are
so full of bull.

431
00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:50,413
( country music )

432
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,887
Man: Put it
in the corner pocket.

433
00:29:57,962 --> 00:29:59,327
Geronimo!

434
00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:02,830
Whoo!
Yippee!

435
00:30:05,670 --> 00:30:09,071
Daddy wants to run for Governor
or something...

436
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:12,109
and he thinks having an illegitimate
grandson under foot

437
00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:14,145
would cause
embarrassment.

438
00:30:17,081 --> 00:30:20,312
That's why Sammy and I have been
banished to the hinterlands.

439
00:30:21,386 --> 00:30:24,685
I was given a choice
between Sam goes...

440
00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:26,656
or we both go.

441
00:30:26,724 --> 00:30:30,751
We got politicians
in my family, too.

442
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,389
They're worse
than cow dogs.

443
00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:38,959
( coyote howling )

444
00:30:46,144 --> 00:30:49,136
Now, this doesn't mean
that we're going steady.

445
00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:51,913
Yeah.

446
00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:53,974
I mean,
we're not even dating.

447
00:30:56,054 --> 00:30:57,885
You got that?

448
00:31:00,291 --> 00:31:03,226
This is strictly...
strictly a one night stand.

449
00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:12,199
No commitments, huh?

450
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,605
I don't want to feel.

451
00:31:16,674 --> 00:31:18,164
Got that?

452
00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:01,050
( honks car horn )

453
00:32:08,226 --> 00:32:10,854
( telephone ringing )

454
00:32:25,243 --> 00:32:26,267
Hello.

455
00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:28,403
Idle hands are
the devil's playground.

456
00:32:28,479 --> 00:32:30,140
- Grandpa?
- Excellent.

457
00:32:30,214 --> 00:32:31,772
Hand the phone
to your mother.

458
00:32:39,924 --> 00:32:40,891
Lydia?

459
00:32:43,194 --> 00:32:45,389
Geez, Lydia.

460
00:32:54,038 --> 00:32:56,529
Grandpa, Lydia isn't here
right now.

461
00:32:56,607 --> 00:32:58,040
Well, where is she?

462
00:32:58,109 --> 00:33:00,839
She went for a job interview
at the Mormon Church...

463
00:33:00,912 --> 00:33:02,641
secretary or something.

464
00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:05,205
Your mother will never work
a day in her life.

465
00:33:05,283 --> 00:33:07,080
Lydia's turned over
a new leaf.

466
00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:09,210
Must be the fresh air
or something.

467
00:33:09,287 --> 00:33:11,050
She's changed.
She's responsible now.

468
00:33:11,122 --> 00:33:12,885
I control the cash flow.

469
00:33:12,957 --> 00:33:14,584
I respect that, sir.

470
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,718
Tell her she dumps
the Indian

471
00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:18,921
or faces the wrath
of Almighty God.

472
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,658
That would be you?

473
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:22,359
( dial tone )

474
00:34:17,455 --> 00:34:19,082
( knocking on door )

475
00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:23,852
Hi Sam.

476
00:34:23,928 --> 00:34:26,522
Your mom and the other drunks
rented a hotel room

477
00:34:26,597 --> 00:34:29,122
in Deboise after the bars closed
last night.

478
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,464
They're having a party.

479
00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:34,471
My cousin Delores is there.
Delores' husband told her mom

480
00:34:34,539 --> 00:34:36,598
in hopes of getting Delores
dragged out.

481
00:34:36,674 --> 00:34:38,335
But, it didn't work.

482
00:34:41,045 --> 00:34:43,878
Well, I'm making coffee.
You want some?

483
00:34:43,948 --> 00:34:46,940
I want to explain the rules
before we do this.

484
00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:48,509
Do what?

485
00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:51,180
Make sex.
Why else would I be here?

486
00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:53,519
We're going
to perform sex, now?

487
00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:55,650
After coffee.

488
00:35:04,702 --> 00:35:08,866
It's time you and I find out what
the big deal is with this sex thing.

489
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,101
Do you think Lydia might
come home today?

490
00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:12,107
Doubtful.

491
00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:14,337
You think you can get
a stiffie?

492
00:35:14,412 --> 00:35:16,744
I don't know,
they come and go on their own.

493
00:35:16,814 --> 00:35:18,873
I haven't learned how
to control them yet.

494
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:21,418
Maybe it will happen
naturally.

495
00:35:21,486 --> 00:35:25,081
Well I heard something about
putting it in the girl's mouth.

496
00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:28,125
Ugh-- I'm not doing anything
that might make me throw up.

497
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,787
We're both virgins.

498
00:35:33,865 --> 00:35:35,662
I never said I was a virgin.

499
00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:39,262
We're both virgins.

500
00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:42,238
But someday we're gonna find
ourselves doing it for real.

501
00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:44,774
So, today's sex isn't real?

502
00:35:44,842 --> 00:35:48,243
We're just friends helping
each other learn a new skill.

503
00:35:48,312 --> 00:35:49,404
This is practice.

504
00:35:50,281 --> 00:35:52,875
Will we still
be virgins afterwards?

505
00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:56,078
That's part of what we're
gonna learn--

506
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:59,089
where the line between
virginity and non-virginity is.

507
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:02,524
Here's rule number one--
you better not squirt.

508
00:36:02,593 --> 00:36:04,026
And, no kissing.

509
00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:06,154
Kissing is mushy,
emotional stuff.

510
00:36:06,230 --> 00:36:09,393
We can't do this
if you're gonna get mushy.

511
00:36:09,467 --> 00:36:11,628
I promise.
No mush.

512
00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:16,571
Sam: I wish we
didn't have to be naked.

513
00:36:16,641 --> 00:36:19,667
That's a big part
of doing it.

514
00:36:23,748 --> 00:36:25,909
Go on.

515
00:36:25,983 --> 00:36:27,848
You first.

516
00:36:27,919 --> 00:36:30,149
Geez, Louise.

517
00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:38,151
Your turn.

518
00:36:38,229 --> 00:36:41,027
Well this is as far
as I've dreamed.

519
00:36:41,098 --> 00:36:42,656
I'm ready to quit.

520
00:36:42,733 --> 00:36:43,859
Sam.

521
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,606
I thought you'd be bigger.

522
00:36:56,814 --> 00:36:58,714
Well it swells up when
it gets stiff.

523
00:36:58,783 --> 00:37:01,308
A horse's woodie is as big
as its leg.

524
00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:05,181
I don't think it's fair
to compare people to horses.

525
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,701
This doesn't
look possible.

526
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:24,769
Horses do it with the stallion
standing up behind the mare.

527
00:37:24,842 --> 00:37:27,140
Forget horses, okay?

528
00:37:27,211 --> 00:37:29,042
You got a better idea?

529
00:37:31,816 --> 00:37:34,944
Maybe if I stand
on a chair.

530
00:37:35,019 --> 00:37:38,477
My books don't say anything
about the girl standing on chairs.

531
00:37:38,556 --> 00:37:42,390
Books skip this part and go right
on to how wonderful it was.

532
00:37:44,061 --> 00:37:45,824
Maybe if we kiss?

533
00:37:45,896 --> 00:37:47,989
I told you no kissing.

534
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:53,396
Maybe if you touch it
with your hand?

535
00:37:53,471 --> 00:37:55,530
Okay, but don't look.

536
00:38:08,052 --> 00:38:10,646
That's my
belly-button, Sam.

537
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:18,189
( sounds of the jungle )

538
00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:26,732
Sam!

539
00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:28,362
Huh?

540
00:38:28,439 --> 00:38:31,033
This is no where near
1/3 of a cup.

541
00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:32,268
Ugh!

542
00:38:32,343 --> 00:38:34,743
Did we lose
our virginities yet?

543
00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:36,609
I sure as hell didn't.

544
00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:42,312
Lydia: Dibs on the can!

545
00:38:42,386 --> 00:38:44,616
The hell with that!

546
00:38:44,689 --> 00:38:47,055
Ah, crap it all anyway.

547
00:38:47,124 --> 00:38:49,388
Maurey: Sam, meet my cousin
Delores.

548
00:38:50,528 --> 00:38:52,359
Delores:
Howdy.

549
00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:54,796
Maurey, I won't tell Laurabel
that I saw you here

550
00:38:54,865 --> 00:38:57,197
if you don't tell her that
you saw me.

551
00:38:58,569 --> 00:39:00,799
What's in the bottle?

552
00:39:00,871 --> 00:39:02,736
Turpenhydrate and codeine.

553
00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:05,674
It's really good for when
you want to stop drinking.

554
00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:10,507
You're turn.

555
00:39:10,581 --> 00:39:11,946
Hi Mom.

556
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,177
- Who?
- Hi Lydia.

557
00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:16,378
This is my friend Maurey
from school.

558
00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:19,287
Oh, Welcome Wagon.

559
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,518
My mom made me come.

560
00:39:21,592 --> 00:39:24,186
She thinks
she's Betty Crocker.

561
00:39:24,261 --> 00:39:26,752
Never be embarrassed
by your mother.

562
00:39:26,831 --> 00:39:29,265
Sam's embarrassed of me
and look how he turned out.

563
00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:31,358
Delores: Had to whiz
like a race horse.

564
00:39:31,435 --> 00:39:34,802
Swear to God you do not buy
codeine cough syrup,

565
00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:36,396
you rent it.

566
00:39:36,474 --> 00:39:39,272
What have you kids been
up to all morning?

567
00:39:39,343 --> 00:39:42,801
Gin rummy.
I owe Maurey $3.50.

568
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,541
No, we weren't.

569
00:39:44,615 --> 00:39:47,413
We were trying to have sex,
only we couldn't do it.

570
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,786
Why are you trying
to have sex?

571
00:39:50,855 --> 00:39:53,517
I wanna know what it feels like
before I hit puberty

572
00:39:53,591 --> 00:39:55,422
and have do it
for real.

573
00:39:55,493 --> 00:39:57,620
And, I figured Sam
would be more popular

574
00:39:57,695 --> 00:39:59,560
if he knew
how to please girls.

575
00:39:59,630 --> 00:40:02,292
He hasn't been all that
popular so far.

576
00:40:02,366 --> 00:40:06,097
What's the matter, honey? Having
a problem keeping your weenie up?

577
00:40:06,170 --> 00:40:09,571
It stood up, but we couldn't figure
out where he should go in from.

578
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,268
And then, he squirted.

579
00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:13,401
Your turn.

580
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:18,545
You and your mama have
little chats like this?

581
00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:22,382
My mother thinks I'm sweet 1 4
and never been kissed.

582
00:40:22,453 --> 00:40:25,911
I knew where to go in, I think,
but it wouldn't go.

583
00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:27,389
I must be too big.

584
00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:29,255
( laughing )

585
00:40:29,326 --> 00:40:31,886
Nobody is too big.

586
00:40:31,962 --> 00:40:33,896
Were you getting excited?

587
00:40:33,964 --> 00:40:35,556
Excited?

588
00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:40,695
Yeah.
Excited is when you're wet.

589
00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:42,762
Nice and wet.

590
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,774
Down there.

591
00:40:47,411 --> 00:40:49,106
Should I have used water?

592
00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:51,410
Water doesn't quite cut it.

593
00:40:54,418 --> 00:40:57,717
Foreplay is the only proper way
a gentleman excites a lady.

594
00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,756
What's foreplay?

595
00:40:59,824 --> 00:41:01,951
You know, it's when a man
squeezes your boobs

596
00:41:02,026 --> 00:41:04,517
and whispers real dirty
in your ears.

597
00:41:04,595 --> 00:41:05,960
Delores!

598
00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:07,395
Lydia.

599
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:10,491
I wish my mother had talked
to me about those things.

600
00:41:12,703 --> 00:41:13,897
All right.

601
00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:17,407
If you kids are gonna do this
you might as well do it right.

602
00:41:19,944 --> 00:41:21,468
Oh no.

603
00:41:26,116 --> 00:41:29,552
Now, Maurey looks something
like that, right?

604
00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:32,316
Well, my eyes were closed.

605
00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:36,921
What you want to do is go
in down here.

606
00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:40,259
One of you has to grab it
and angle it right

607
00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:43,732
because it will take years before
it slides in on its own.

608
00:41:43,801 --> 00:41:45,564
Years.

609
00:41:45,636 --> 00:41:47,627
Lydia: Now, two things.

610
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,831
Go ahead and play your
little boy-girl games

611
00:41:51,909 --> 00:41:55,174
but the first sign of a period
in Maurey, and the game stops.

612
00:41:56,747 --> 00:41:58,180
What's a period?

613
00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:01,475
Number two...

614
00:42:01,552 --> 00:42:03,679
a matter of form--

615
00:42:03,754 --> 00:42:06,052
you don't talk like this
in front of adults.

616
00:42:06,123 --> 00:42:10,753
At your age, sex is something
you run around and hide.

617
00:42:10,828 --> 00:42:12,227
Why?

618
00:42:12,296 --> 00:42:15,322
Society would fall apart if
people were honest about screwing.

619
00:42:18,002 --> 00:42:22,063
Sam, let's go to your room
and read comic books.

620
00:42:23,007 --> 00:42:25,771
Yeah. Yeah.
Comic books sound fun.

621
00:42:31,415 --> 00:42:33,542
Oh, I did a bad thing.

622
00:42:33,617 --> 00:42:34,584
No.

623
00:42:38,822 --> 00:42:41,154
10 letter word for "lampoon."

624
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:42,886
"Satirize."

625
00:42:45,462 --> 00:42:46,895
It's too short.

626
00:42:48,999 --> 00:42:50,967
Will you explain to me
about women.

627
00:42:51,035 --> 00:42:54,562
Women are right and men are wrong
and that's all you need to know.

628
00:42:55,639 --> 00:42:58,233
I mean about liking.

629
00:42:58,309 --> 00:43:01,073
Now that Maurey and I have
done it, will she like me?

630
00:43:01,145 --> 00:43:03,739
Maurey will always have
a warm spot in her heart

631
00:43:03,814 --> 00:43:05,839
whenever she thinks
about you.

632
00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:07,884
But she says
we're just friends.

633
00:43:07,952 --> 00:43:09,010
You're lucky.

634
00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:11,782
You can have the fun
of love without the heartbreak.

635
00:43:11,855 --> 00:43:14,551
What if I like her and get
my heart broke anyway?

636
00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:17,719
Then you're a sucker.
Here's the deal, Sam.

637
00:43:17,795 --> 00:43:21,390
If you sleep with a girl and
afterwards she likes you as a friend,

638
00:43:21,465 --> 00:43:25,094
then she'll always like you
as a friend and never as a lover

639
00:43:25,169 --> 00:43:29,265
and there ain't nothin' in
this world you can do about it.

640
00:43:35,746 --> 00:43:39,113
Hank: Are you afraid to admit
the other night meant something?

641
00:43:39,183 --> 00:43:42,175
What happened is what I like most,
sex without consequences.

642
00:43:42,252 --> 00:43:43,947
Hey Mom, I'm home.

643
00:43:45,022 --> 00:43:47,957
Hank: If I'm stupid,
I go to jail. If you're stupid,

644
00:43:48,025 --> 00:43:51,256
you get shipped off to live with
the commoners for a few months.

645
00:43:51,328 --> 00:43:53,888
The worst thing that could
possibly happen to you

646
00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:56,398
is you might lose
your trust fund.

647
00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:57,900
I'm not gonna spend
my life

648
00:43:57,968 --> 00:44:01,096
waiting for free cheese
at the county extension office.

649
00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:12,645
Got rid of another one.

650
00:44:15,152 --> 00:44:18,349
Go screw your little girlfriend
and leave me alone.

651
00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:29,958
We're going on a double date
to the Saturday matinee.

652
00:44:30,034 --> 00:44:31,729
You and me
and another couple?

653
00:44:31,802 --> 00:44:35,169
No, me and Dothan and you
and Chuckette Morris.

654
00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:38,107
But Dothan's
our mortal enemy.

655
00:44:38,175 --> 00:44:41,440
He's your mortal enemy.
He's my boyfriend.

656
00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:43,980
But Dothan cheered when
John Kennedy died.

657
00:44:44,048 --> 00:44:46,107
He said "Nigger."

658
00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:49,812
He's just repeating crap
his jerk racist dad spews at home.

659
00:44:49,887 --> 00:44:52,117
He didn't know any better.

660
00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:54,157
He rubbed our faces
in the dirt.

661
00:44:54,224 --> 00:44:56,988
- And he apologized.
- Well, not to me.

662
00:44:57,061 --> 00:44:59,529
Dothan was jealous when
he saw us sitting together.

663
00:44:59,596 --> 00:45:02,861
He's liked me since
the fifth grade.

664
00:45:02,933 --> 00:45:05,493
- Well do you like him?
- That's not the point.

665
00:45:05,569 --> 00:45:07,662
Dothan has a learner's permit
and a car.

666
00:45:07,738 --> 00:45:09,706
We can double with you
and Chuckette.

667
00:45:09,773 --> 00:45:11,240
I can't stand
Chuckette Morris.

668
00:45:11,308 --> 00:45:12,741
But she likes you.

669
00:45:12,810 --> 00:45:14,971
This is your big chance
to get a date.

670
00:45:17,181 --> 00:45:19,877
Hurry up, Sam.
Mom will be home soon.

671
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,920
( swinging 60's music )

672
00:46:10,067 --> 00:46:12,331
Are you gonna kiss me
or not?

673
00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:22,004
You'll have to
take out your gum.

674
00:46:23,213 --> 00:46:25,238
But I just bought it.

675
00:46:25,315 --> 00:46:26,873
Suit yourself.

676
00:46:27,851 --> 00:46:32,254
Gosh, I didn't know when
I moved here if I'd fit in but,

677
00:46:32,322 --> 00:46:34,882
you kids are really great!

678
00:46:40,397 --> 00:46:43,195
Okay, you win.

679
00:47:18,435 --> 00:47:20,232
Ow!

680
00:47:20,304 --> 00:47:21,862
You bit my tongue!

681
00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:24,834
Get her, Sammy.

682
00:47:26,076 --> 00:47:28,169
That was disgusting.

683
00:47:28,245 --> 00:47:30,406
It was a kiss.

684
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,040
With your wet gross tongue
hanging out?

685
00:47:34,151 --> 00:47:36,449
Is that how boys
back East kiss?

686
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,511
That's how everybody kisses,
Charlotte.

687
00:47:38,589 --> 00:47:41,353
That's not how
the Nazarene's do it.

688
00:47:42,392 --> 00:47:44,883
Daddy said boys would try
to get me passionate

689
00:47:44,962 --> 00:47:47,760
so they could
make me pregnant

690
00:47:47,831 --> 00:47:51,028
and ruin my life and trick me
into going to hell.

691
00:47:52,102 --> 00:47:53,967
You don't sound
passionate.

692
00:47:55,906 --> 00:47:57,771
I wasn't ready that time.

693
00:47:57,841 --> 00:48:00,071
Let's try again.

694
00:48:27,938 --> 00:48:29,872
You're home, Sam.

695
00:48:32,075 --> 00:48:34,873
Do you want to come in?
Lydia got some new records.

696
00:48:34,945 --> 00:48:38,346
No thanks, I'll just have Dothan
take me on home.

697
00:48:41,018 --> 00:48:42,918
You sure?

698
00:48:44,354 --> 00:48:46,288
Get out of the car, Sam.

699
00:48:47,524 --> 00:48:49,116
I'll be fine.

700
00:48:52,229 --> 00:48:53,753
You'll be okay?

701
00:48:53,830 --> 00:48:57,789
What do you think I'm gonna do
to her for Christ's sakes?

702
00:48:57,868 --> 00:48:59,301
Go on, Sam.

703
00:49:18,055 --> 00:49:19,613
Boy: Thattaboy, Sam.

704
00:49:23,293 --> 00:49:27,662
I see Don Juan has decided
to grace us with his presence.

705
00:49:29,566 --> 00:49:31,295
♪ Here comes the bride ♪

706
00:49:31,368 --> 00:49:33,336
♪ All dressed in white ♪

707
00:49:33,403 --> 00:49:36,600
♪ Da-da-da-da
da-da-da-da ♪

708
00:49:45,849 --> 00:49:48,409
Hey, what's with
the Don Juan crack?

709
00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:50,953
So you slipped the tongue
to Chuckette?

710
00:49:51,021 --> 00:49:53,455
She said, "Kiss me,"
and I kissed her.

711
00:49:53,523 --> 00:49:55,855
She claims you were
smack-dab passionate.

712
00:49:55,926 --> 00:49:57,621
Where'd you learn
to kiss, anyway?

713
00:49:57,694 --> 00:50:00,424
Just watching Lydia
and her boyfriends.

714
00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:03,694
If Mom lets me out,
I'll be over after Dick Van Dyke.

715
00:50:03,767 --> 00:50:05,997
Maybe we could try
kissing this time.

716
00:50:09,039 --> 00:50:11,405
Do you practice sex
with Dothan?

717
00:50:13,643 --> 00:50:15,474
Of course not, silly...

718
00:50:15,545 --> 00:50:17,206
he's my boyfriend.

719
00:50:19,950 --> 00:50:22,009
Good morning, darling.

720
00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:27,551
I like a boy who goes through
the line with me and carries my tray.

721
00:50:27,624 --> 00:50:29,182
It's all right this time,

722
00:50:29,259 --> 00:50:32,956
but your manners will have to
improve since we're going steady.

723
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:36,431
- Who said we're going steady?
- Well, everyone.

724
00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:39,162
They know what you did to me
at the picture show.

725
00:50:39,236 --> 00:50:42,569
There's more to a commitment
than biting someone's tongue.

726
00:50:42,639 --> 00:50:44,573
Well that behavior may pass
back East,

727
00:50:44,641 --> 00:50:46,700
but here in Wyoming,
we're moral.

728
00:50:47,744 --> 00:50:50,440
That reminds me, you have
to give me your jacket.

729
00:50:50,514 --> 00:50:51,845
What?!

730
00:50:53,016 --> 00:50:56,747
It'll be a letter jacket next year,
we'll make do for now.

731
00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,856
Charlotte,
it's freezing outside.

732
00:50:59,923 --> 00:51:02,653
What better way to prove
your love for me

733
00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:05,593
than to sacrifice your jacket
for my own comfort?

734
00:51:06,696 --> 00:51:08,891
I don't want to prove
my love.

735
00:51:11,334 --> 00:51:14,235
They'll think you took
advantage of me.

736
00:51:15,338 --> 00:51:17,704
They'll say I'm cheap.

737
00:51:19,176 --> 00:51:21,644
Dothan: Come on darlin',
let's go.

738
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,711
Jesus.

739
00:51:34,524 --> 00:51:37,220
Hank's truck out front
was a good sign.

740
00:51:38,195 --> 00:51:40,755
The pipes had been frozen
when I left for school,

741
00:51:40,831 --> 00:51:42,924
which put Lydia in an even
nastier mood

742
00:51:42,999 --> 00:51:45,126
than she had been in since
their fight.

743
00:51:45,202 --> 00:51:48,171
I figured they were upstairs
having a makeup orgy.

744
00:51:48,238 --> 00:51:49,967
I was glad for them.

745
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,338
They really seemed
to like each other.

746
00:51:52,409 --> 00:51:54,673
But after all,
your mom is your mom

747
00:51:54,744 --> 00:51:56,871
and I hoped they'd hear me
and stop.

748
00:51:56,947 --> 00:52:00,678
I wasn't in the mood to hear moans
and groans from my own mother.

749
00:52:03,854 --> 00:52:05,151
Mom?

750
00:52:06,857 --> 00:52:08,051
Mom!

751
00:52:12,229 --> 00:52:13,389
Mom.

752
00:52:15,165 --> 00:52:16,632
Lydia?

753
00:52:20,904 --> 00:52:22,201
Hi, honey bunny.

754
00:52:22,272 --> 00:52:24,001
Hi, Lydia.

755
00:52:24,074 --> 00:52:26,542
Hank crawled under the house
with a torch

756
00:52:26,610 --> 00:52:28,942
and thawed the pipes.
Wasn't that nice of him?

757
00:52:31,715 --> 00:52:33,012
Give us a sip.

758
00:52:39,523 --> 00:52:43,118
Oh, there's a letter from Caspar
on the kitchen table.

759
00:52:43,193 --> 00:52:45,627
Yeah, what's Grandpa
got to say?

760
00:52:45,695 --> 00:52:47,822
Oh, the usual threats.

761
00:52:47,898 --> 00:52:50,264
Nothing for you
to worry about.

762
00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:53,825
We're living so clean
and wholesome here in Wyoming

763
00:52:53,904 --> 00:52:56,998
even Caspar
can't touch us.

764
00:53:18,094 --> 00:53:19,391
Ta-da!

765
00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:24,193
- I didn't have time to wrap it.
- What else were you doing?

766
00:53:24,267 --> 00:53:28,067
Now you can listen to your stupid
baseball games all night.

767
00:53:28,138 --> 00:53:29,332
Thanks, Mom.

768
00:53:29,406 --> 00:53:32,432
- Sam...
- I mean, "Thanks, Lydia."

769
00:53:33,944 --> 00:53:35,206
Yuck.

770
00:53:37,614 --> 00:53:38,945
Yuck!

771
00:53:40,417 --> 00:53:42,476
My present's
out in the back.

772
00:53:49,392 --> 00:53:51,383
So, we gonna keep him?

773
00:53:51,461 --> 00:53:54,225
Don't be ridiculous,
he's not a sweater.

774
00:53:54,297 --> 00:53:57,027
Well, I never said he was.

775
00:53:57,100 --> 00:53:59,591
Besides, we won't be here
that long.

776
00:54:04,507 --> 00:54:06,441
Happy Christmas.

777
00:54:07,611 --> 00:54:08,908
What's that?

778
00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:11,777
By tradition,
it ought to be a horse.

779
00:54:11,848 --> 00:54:13,679
But, I wasn't sure you
wanted one.

780
00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:16,150
Sam helped me choose it.

781
00:54:16,219 --> 00:54:19,552
I told him you'd never get on it,
not in a million years.

782
00:54:19,623 --> 00:54:21,352
You got that right.

783
00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:23,824
Yep. I said Caspar won't let
you ride a bike.

784
00:54:31,668 --> 00:54:33,158
Whoo!

785
00:54:35,138 --> 00:54:36,332
Come on, Sam.

786
00:54:41,578 --> 00:54:44,877
Hank: I'll give you five bucks
if you can knock my cowboy hat off.

787
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:49,983
See, I can ride
with no hands.

788
00:54:51,721 --> 00:54:53,154
Don't run me over.

789
00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:55,887
- Whoa!
- Aghh!

790
00:54:58,662 --> 00:55:01,096
I should have got her
that damn horse.

791
00:55:03,033 --> 00:55:04,364
Hank: Catch her.

792
00:55:04,434 --> 00:55:06,425
Lydia: This ain't so hard.

793
00:55:06,503 --> 00:55:08,630
Maurey: Come on.
Hurry Up.

794
00:55:08,705 --> 00:55:10,696
Hank: Get back here,
Lydia.

795
00:55:14,711 --> 00:55:19,045
♪ Something tells me
I'm into something good ♪

796
00:55:19,115 --> 00:55:22,983
♪ Something tells me
I'm into something good ♪

797
00:55:23,053 --> 00:55:25,715
♪ Something tells me
I'm into something... ♪

798
00:55:25,789 --> 00:55:27,051
Time out.

799
00:55:33,196 --> 00:55:35,221
Maurey doesn't love me, Sam.

800
00:55:35,298 --> 00:55:37,061
She loves you.

801
00:55:37,133 --> 00:55:38,760
You can have her.

802
00:55:38,835 --> 00:55:41,235
Well, that's awfully
sporting of you.

803
00:55:41,304 --> 00:55:43,033
No sweat.

804
00:55:43,907 --> 00:55:46,102
I'm in love with another.

805
00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:50,112
♪ When he walked me home
and he held my hand ♪

806
00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:54,048
♪ Knew it wouldn't be
just a one night stand ♪

807
00:55:54,117 --> 00:55:58,520
♪ He asked to see me next week
and I told him he could ♪

808
00:55:58,588 --> 00:56:01,648
♪ He asked to see me
and I told him he could ♪

809
00:56:01,725 --> 00:56:05,525
♪ Something tells me
I'm into something good ♪

810
00:56:05,595 --> 00:56:10,396
♪ Something tells me
I'm into something good ♪

811
00:56:10,467 --> 00:56:12,401
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

812
00:56:12,469 --> 00:56:14,767
♪ Something good. ♪

813
00:56:30,453 --> 00:56:32,148
Is Lydia here?

814
00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:35,350
Yeah, we're going on a picnic.
You want to come?

815
00:56:35,425 --> 00:56:36,858
Is Lydia coming?

816
00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:38,888
Well, yeah.

817
00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:44,531
Lydia: Hank promised we'd see
a magnificent view of the lake.

818
00:56:44,601 --> 00:56:46,125
He'd better not be lyin'.

819
00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:48,727
Hey, look.

820
00:57:10,660 --> 00:57:13,754
In nature,
a person can be idealistic.

821
00:57:15,465 --> 00:57:18,195
You can believe in things.

822
00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:19,735
Like what?

823
00:57:21,504 --> 00:57:23,870
Like beauty,

824
00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:25,999
the nobility of humans.

825
00:57:27,243 --> 00:57:29,973
People in the cities
cannot believe in nobility

826
00:57:30,046 --> 00:57:33,413
because they see
no sign of it.

827
00:57:33,483 --> 00:57:36,281
I just love it when
he talks like Chief Joseph.

828
00:57:40,256 --> 00:57:42,520
How can you tell
if you're pregnant?

829
00:57:45,762 --> 00:57:48,731
The game was supposed to end
when you got your first period.

830
00:57:50,433 --> 00:57:52,196
I haven't had a period yet.

831
00:57:52,268 --> 00:57:53,792
What's a period?

832
00:57:56,439 --> 00:58:00,205
I hardly know what being
pregnant feels like myself.

833
00:58:01,377 --> 00:58:04,642
I was only with child once
and I wasn't much older than you.

834
00:58:04,714 --> 00:58:07,308
I'm just a kid--
I can't have a baby.

835
00:58:07,383 --> 00:58:09,317
See, that's what I thought.

836
00:58:19,462 --> 00:58:21,020
You didn't call me
this weekend.

837
00:58:21,097 --> 00:58:23,224
I don't know why I go
steady with you.

838
00:58:23,299 --> 00:58:25,631
You're supposed to call me
at least once a day.

839
00:58:25,702 --> 00:58:28,034
Sharon's boyfriend calls
her house a dozen times a day,

840
00:58:28,104 --> 00:58:30,334
Iets the phone ring
once and then hangs up...

841
00:58:30,406 --> 00:58:32,340
to let her know he
still loves her.

842
00:58:32,408 --> 00:58:35,536
And this morning, you didn't
even notice my new skirt.

843
00:58:35,612 --> 00:58:39,207
I was so appalled.
Even Rodney made a compliment.

844
00:58:39,282 --> 00:58:42,080
Did I get anything
from you? No!

845
00:58:42,151 --> 00:58:43,880
It hurts.

846
00:58:43,953 --> 00:58:47,480
I'm trying to look nice for you.
You are my boyfriend.

847
00:58:47,557 --> 00:58:50,788
If this relationship doesn't start
to come to my end of it,

848
00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:53,385
then I'm afraid this will
not work out.

849
00:59:14,651 --> 00:59:16,812
Are you okay?

850
00:59:18,521 --> 00:59:20,455
What do you think?

851
00:59:21,758 --> 00:59:24,921
Well if you're pregnant,
I'll marry you.

852
00:59:24,994 --> 00:59:27,053
Sam, I can't marry you.

853
00:59:29,032 --> 00:59:30,465
Why not?

854
00:59:33,036 --> 00:59:36,096
I'm 14 years old.

855
00:59:45,682 --> 00:59:48,742
Lydia: It's not gonna
be that bad, honey.

856
00:59:48,818 --> 00:59:50,718
Oh shhh.

857
00:59:50,787 --> 00:59:52,550
Wait second.

858
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:13,468
We can rent an apartment.
I'll get a job.

859
01:00:13,543 --> 01:00:15,738
Oh Sam,
don't be a squirrel.

860
01:00:15,812 --> 01:00:18,076
Are you coming or not?

861
01:00:19,549 --> 01:00:20,846
Yeah.

862
01:00:20,917 --> 01:00:23,215
Good.
You navigate.

863
01:00:24,354 --> 01:00:27,380
Nobody asked me what
I wanted to do about the baby.

864
01:00:27,457 --> 01:00:29,550
No.
No one's going to either.

865
01:00:42,071 --> 01:00:44,539
Lydia: Delores says this
is a nasty town.

866
01:00:44,607 --> 01:00:47,599
She doesn't mean nasty
in a nice way.

867
01:00:56,653 --> 01:00:59,747
I've got to be home before
Mom gets back from Idaho Falls.

868
01:00:59,822 --> 01:01:01,585
Let's do it then.

869
01:01:10,566 --> 01:01:12,397
Are you all right?

870
01:01:19,642 --> 01:01:21,769
They're ready for you.

871
01:01:23,212 --> 01:01:25,578
This is the shits.

872
01:01:25,648 --> 01:01:28,242
You're gonna be okay.

873
01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:31,980
I know.

874
01:01:34,857 --> 01:01:37,655
Woman: Right this way,
sweetheart.

875
01:01:58,514 --> 01:02:01,005
They all know why
we're here.

876
01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:07,451
Sam, stop fidgeting.

877
01:02:08,691 --> 01:02:10,955
I'm gonna go wait
in the waiting room.

878
01:02:11,027 --> 01:02:12,324
Fine.

879
01:02:23,172 --> 01:02:24,833
Sam?

880
01:02:28,578 --> 01:02:29,875
Maurey?

881
01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:32,005
Let's go!

882
01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:33,480
Woman: Maurey...

883
01:02:33,549 --> 01:02:35,210
Maurey!

884
01:02:42,158 --> 01:02:45,059
Lydia: Laurabel Pierce
and Coach Stebbins?

885
01:02:45,128 --> 01:02:48,689
Puts a new meaning
into Welcome Wagon.

886
01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:50,665
Daddy.

887
01:02:52,301 --> 01:02:53,996
Oh, sweetheart.

888
01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:06,347
How could Maurey and her mom
have an abortion at the same time?

889
01:03:06,415 --> 01:03:09,350
Only one clinic doing them
for hundreds of miles

890
01:03:09,418 --> 01:03:12,444
and then only on Saturdays.

891
01:03:12,522 --> 01:03:16,049
I bet there never was
a bridge club in Idaho Falls.

892
01:03:17,260 --> 01:03:20,024
While daddy's up at the ranch
taking care of the horses,

893
01:03:20,096 --> 01:03:22,257
Mom's naked with
Howard Stebbins

894
01:03:22,331 --> 01:03:24,424
sticking his greasy
thing in her.

895
01:03:31,174 --> 01:03:33,335
I hate mothers.

896
01:03:50,860 --> 01:03:53,294
Lydia: Sure you don't want
to come home with us?

897
01:03:53,362 --> 01:03:55,489
Maurey: I have to fix Pete
his supper.

898
01:03:55,565 --> 01:03:57,795
Mom might not make it home
until late.

899
01:04:03,539 --> 01:04:04,836
Sam...

900
01:04:04,907 --> 01:04:06,841
she's barefoot.

901
01:04:06,909 --> 01:04:08,638
Oh.

902
01:04:28,631 --> 01:04:30,724
I'll see you tomorrow.

903
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,132
Are we gonna keep
the baby?

904
01:04:33,202 --> 01:04:35,363
I can't think
about that now.

905
01:04:35,438 --> 01:04:37,269
Okay.

906
01:04:40,509 --> 01:04:43,239
♪ These foolish tears ♪

907
01:04:43,312 --> 01:04:48,045
♪ I'm cryin' over you ♪

908
01:04:48,117 --> 01:04:50,415
♪ This foolish heart... ♪

909
01:04:50,486 --> 01:04:52,579
What's the matter
with you?

910
01:04:54,357 --> 01:04:56,484
I deserve some fun
tonight.

911
01:04:58,261 --> 01:05:01,526
Raising kids is a lot
of responsibility.

912
01:05:01,597 --> 01:05:03,724
How would you know?

913
01:05:06,402 --> 01:05:08,336
Well what does that infer?

914
01:05:11,641 --> 01:05:13,973
I didn't know she would
get pregnant.

915
01:05:16,512 --> 01:05:19,572
I've just about had it
with your judgmental attitude.

916
01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:24,413
Those kids were 14...

917
01:05:24,487 --> 01:05:27,115
and you taught them
sex games.

918
01:05:28,424 --> 01:05:30,790
Your father is right...

919
01:05:30,860 --> 01:05:34,159
Sam couldn't be worse off
in a military school.

920
01:05:45,174 --> 01:05:47,074
You finished with that?

921
01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:55,777
Come on, Dougie,
dance with me.

922
01:06:07,063 --> 01:06:08,758
( door opening )

923
01:06:14,003 --> 01:06:15,561
Lydia: Come on,
Dougie.

924
01:06:29,785 --> 01:06:31,548
( tires squealing )

925
01:06:35,891 --> 01:06:39,759
Who do you have to fuck in this joint
to get a cup of coffee?

926
01:06:41,197 --> 01:06:43,893
I heard Hank's truck
last night.

927
01:06:43,966 --> 01:06:45,866
He knows what you
were doing.

928
01:06:45,935 --> 01:06:47,630
So shoot me.

929
01:06:49,805 --> 01:06:51,272
Come on in.

930
01:06:56,645 --> 01:06:58,909
Well, are you going
to have the baby?

931
01:07:00,649 --> 01:07:02,879
I guess so.

932
01:07:02,952 --> 01:07:04,943
Really?

933
01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:07,251
Why are you so happy?

934
01:07:07,323 --> 01:07:10,759
I don't know, I guess
I'm just ready to be a father.

935
01:07:10,826 --> 01:07:12,453
Mornin', ladies.

936
01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:14,860
( tires squealing )

937
01:07:14,930 --> 01:07:16,795
What's Hank doing?

938
01:07:21,771 --> 01:07:23,705
Dot: What's that he's got?

939
01:07:23,773 --> 01:07:25,400
That's our moose.

940
01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:30,436
He's drunker than a skunk.

941
01:07:30,513 --> 01:07:32,378
Hank doesn't drink.

942
01:07:32,448 --> 01:07:34,439
Maybe he's sick.

943
01:07:35,951 --> 01:07:37,441
Oh, shit.

944
01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:44,488
Diners: What is that about?
Have you lost your mind?

945
01:07:56,772 --> 01:07:59,002
Hey, buttface.

946
01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:00,940
Don't call me buttface.

947
01:08:01,010 --> 01:08:04,002
Maurey's pregnant.
You could have hurt her.

948
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,071
You're mother's a whore.

949
01:08:07,383 --> 01:08:10,477
That still doesn't give
you the right to hurt Maurey.

950
01:08:11,387 --> 01:08:12,945
I'm sorry.

951
01:08:15,491 --> 01:08:17,516
But your mother is still
a whore.

952
01:08:39,615 --> 01:08:41,207
You okay?

953
01:08:44,220 --> 01:08:48,088
Another pitiful man put his hopes
on you and you took him down.

954
01:08:48,157 --> 01:08:50,455
Fuck you, Sam.

955
01:08:50,526 --> 01:08:52,391
Fuck you too, Mom.

956
01:09:02,705 --> 01:09:05,139
Sam: Your parents have
a really nice ranch.

957
01:09:05,207 --> 01:09:06,572
Thanks.

958
01:09:12,882 --> 01:09:14,747
Are you sure you should
be doing that?

959
01:09:14,817 --> 01:09:17,183
Dad says I was born
on a horse.

960
01:09:17,253 --> 01:09:18,652
Come on!

961
01:09:20,489 --> 01:09:22,821
You want me
to get up there?

962
01:09:22,892 --> 01:09:24,792
Why not, silly?

963
01:09:37,606 --> 01:09:39,665
Is your dad suspicious yet?

964
01:09:39,742 --> 01:09:42,939
If we were older,
he'd be watching me like a coyote.

965
01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:46,379
Right now his worst fear is that
Lydia might give me a cigarette.

966
01:09:47,449 --> 01:09:50,384
Does your mom know
you're still pregnant?

967
01:09:50,452 --> 01:09:51,885
Mom won't say a word.

968
01:09:51,954 --> 01:09:54,445
But I can tell she's
going nuts to find out.

969
01:09:54,523 --> 01:09:56,957
She sneaks in my room
when she thinks I'm asleep

970
01:09:57,026 --> 01:09:59,586
and stares at me
for hours.

971
01:09:59,662 --> 01:10:01,186
It's spooky.

972
01:10:07,436 --> 01:10:09,165
Maurey: Isn't being friends
much better

973
01:10:09,238 --> 01:10:11,035
than being girlfriend
and boyfriend?

974
01:10:11,106 --> 01:10:13,700
If you were my boyfriend,
I'd never show you this spot.

975
01:10:13,776 --> 01:10:16,677
Because we might break up,
and then where would I be?

976
01:10:16,745 --> 01:10:18,804
Where would you be?

977
01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:21,679
Someone I don't like
would know my secret.

978
01:10:23,118 --> 01:10:25,985
But I still want to have
sex with you.

979
01:10:27,623 --> 01:10:29,318
We can't have sex now.

980
01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:31,222
You're my friend.

981
01:10:31,293 --> 01:10:35,252
I can't risk losing you
for something as silly as sex.

982
01:10:35,331 --> 01:10:36,923
I'm confused.

983
01:10:42,871 --> 01:10:45,897
You bike back into town
without me.

984
01:10:47,142 --> 01:10:49,508
I think I'll talk to Dad.

985
01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:50,977
Are you sure?

986
01:10:53,315 --> 01:10:54,612
It's time.

987
01:10:56,018 --> 01:11:00,045
Is there any chance you might skip
the part about who the father is?

988
01:11:01,824 --> 01:11:04,987
I'll try, but Lydia better
lock your doors tonight.

989
01:11:11,834 --> 01:11:13,267
Hi.

990
01:11:24,613 --> 01:11:26,740
Lydia: Thanks, sugar.

991
01:11:26,815 --> 01:11:30,444
Maurey told her dad
about the baby this afternoon.

992
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:34,114
What do you think he'll do?

993
01:11:34,189 --> 01:11:36,157
Buddy Pierce will brand
your butt.

994
01:11:36,225 --> 01:11:40,161
Are you speaking literally,
or metaphorically?

995
01:11:52,141 --> 01:11:54,575
Well, I'm God's gift
to horses.

996
01:11:54,643 --> 01:11:55,803
Yes sir...

997
01:11:55,878 --> 01:11:58,176
but I accidentally squirted
into your daughter

998
01:11:58,247 --> 01:12:00,772
and now she's with child.

999
01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:03,982
No!

1000
01:12:06,255 --> 01:12:08,189
( tapping on window )

1001
01:12:32,915 --> 01:12:36,373
Can I live here until
the baby comes?

1002
01:12:36,452 --> 01:12:37,817
Of course.

1003
01:12:37,886 --> 01:12:40,252
So how did it go
with your dad?

1004
01:12:40,322 --> 01:12:42,222
He said that I'm a slut

1005
01:12:42,291 --> 01:12:45,158
and he's ashamed
to have me as a daughter.

1006
01:12:45,227 --> 01:12:47,195
You probably
surprised him.

1007
01:12:47,262 --> 01:12:49,355
Give him a few days,
he'll come around.

1008
01:12:49,431 --> 01:12:51,729
No, he won't.

1009
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:54,064
Daddy has morals
and I don't.

1010
01:12:56,038 --> 01:12:58,029
I'm gonna go sleep
on the couch.

1011
01:12:58,107 --> 01:12:59,404
No--

1012
01:12:59,475 --> 01:13:01,340
that's too far away.

1013
01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:04,437
Sleep here on the floor...

1014
01:13:04,513 --> 01:13:06,378
in case I need you.

1015
01:13:23,766 --> 01:13:26,496
All your life I've tried
to set an example

1016
01:13:26,568 --> 01:13:29,059
of how to deal
with public disapproval.

1017
01:13:30,139 --> 01:13:32,573
It's time to show me what
you've learned, honey bunny.

1018
01:13:40,883 --> 01:13:42,817
Students: Shh.

1019
01:13:58,066 --> 01:13:59,533
Student: Tsk! Tsk!

1020
01:14:06,141 --> 01:14:08,200
- How dare they?
- Sinners.

1021
01:14:10,345 --> 01:14:12,711
I feel like
Lee Harvey Oswald.

1022
01:14:13,782 --> 01:14:16,080
It's like we have
the ultimate cooties.

1023
01:14:16,151 --> 01:14:18,415
I'll see you at lunch,
sailor boy.

1024
01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:32,525
( sobbing )

1025
01:14:48,083 --> 01:14:51,951
I'm sorry I got Maurey pregnant
while I was going steady with you.

1026
01:15:15,978 --> 01:15:17,536
( school bell ringing )

1027
01:15:29,558 --> 01:15:31,253
Sam.

1028
01:15:33,428 --> 01:15:35,191
Did she tell on me?

1029
01:15:35,264 --> 01:15:37,027
Tell on you?

1030
01:15:37,099 --> 01:15:40,364
Does her father know about--
you know...

1031
01:15:40,435 --> 01:15:42,869
That you and her mom shared
an abortion?

1032
01:15:45,841 --> 01:15:48,742
No, I think she loves
her dad too much

1033
01:15:48,810 --> 01:15:51,210
to tell him that you
screwed her mom.

1034
01:15:52,581 --> 01:15:55,414
I haven't talked to Laurabel
since the day at the clinic.

1035
01:15:55,484 --> 01:15:57,213
You can tell Maurey that.

1036
01:15:57,653 --> 01:16:00,952
So, you got her an abortion
then dumped her.

1037
01:16:00,989 --> 01:16:03,651
Wasn't that what
I was supposed to do?

1038
01:16:10,432 --> 01:16:12,423
How'd everybody find out?

1039
01:16:12,501 --> 01:16:16,301
Now that I've told Dad,
it doesn't matter who else knows.

1040
01:16:16,371 --> 01:16:17,998
So who'd you tell?

1041
01:16:18,073 --> 01:16:19,335
Him.

1042
01:16:22,778 --> 01:16:24,837
Sammy boy,
how's it shakin'?

1043
01:16:26,214 --> 01:16:28,910
- About the same.
- Good.

1044
01:16:28,984 --> 01:16:30,918
We still on for Friday night?

1045
01:16:30,986 --> 01:16:33,546
Town Without Pity is playing
at the movies.

1046
01:16:33,622 --> 01:16:35,522
You ought to bring
Chuckette and maybe,

1047
01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:37,855
Saturday night,
we'll go parking.

1048
01:16:37,926 --> 01:16:40,952
I don't know.
I'll have to ask Chuckette.

1049
01:16:41,029 --> 01:16:42,963
You'll have to ask Chuckette...

1050
01:16:43,031 --> 01:16:46,057
If this boy gets any funnier
they're gonna put him on TV.

1051
01:16:51,740 --> 01:16:54,504
How come Dothan didn't
beat me up at lunch today?

1052
01:16:54,576 --> 01:16:56,476
He's
an understanding guy

1053
01:16:56,545 --> 01:16:59,912
and I said I'd break up with him
if he was mean to you.

1054
01:17:03,785 --> 01:17:06,185
Spring in Wyoming lasts
all of two weeks

1055
01:17:06,254 --> 01:17:09,451
and is marked by mud
and rampant pregnancy.

1056
01:17:10,659 --> 01:17:12,490
With all of nature
knocked up,

1057
01:17:12,561 --> 01:17:14,893
Maurey and I felt
right at home.

1058
01:17:14,963 --> 01:17:16,692
We discovered the best thing

1059
01:17:16,765 --> 01:17:19,700
about being ostracized
by an entire town,

1060
01:17:19,768 --> 01:17:21,963
is that people
leave you alone.

1061
01:17:23,905 --> 01:17:26,965
With Hank gone, Lydia was
crankier than usual.

1062
01:17:28,744 --> 01:17:32,145
And the rising heat didn't
help Maurey's mood much either.

1063
01:17:35,450 --> 01:17:37,941
She said being pregnant
was wretched.

1064
01:17:38,020 --> 01:17:42,286
But to tell you the truth,
it didn't bother me that much.

1065
01:17:42,357 --> 01:17:44,518
I'm going for a bike ride.
You wanna come?

1066
01:17:44,593 --> 01:17:46,026
Sure.

1067
01:18:02,210 --> 01:18:04,735
Do you brush your teeth
every day?

1068
01:18:04,813 --> 01:18:06,110
Yes, Mom.

1069
01:18:07,115 --> 01:18:10,346
And use a fresh towel
after every shower.

1070
01:18:10,419 --> 01:18:11,909
I will.

1071
01:18:15,057 --> 01:18:16,422
Bye.

1072
01:18:26,668 --> 01:18:29,637
Sam: I can't believe
we have to bring Dothan.

1073
01:18:31,306 --> 01:18:33,536
He's my boyfriend.
You better be nice to him.

1074
01:18:37,879 --> 01:18:39,369
What happened to your arm?

1075
01:18:39,448 --> 01:18:41,507
My daddy broke it.

1076
01:18:41,583 --> 01:18:44,381
Why for God's sake
would he do that?

1077
01:18:44,453 --> 01:18:46,853
Because I was
mouthing off.

1078
01:18:46,922 --> 01:18:48,617
So he broke your arm?

1079
01:18:48,690 --> 01:18:51,284
I deserved it.
Can we just drop it?

1080
01:18:53,462 --> 01:18:55,191
Dropped.

1081
01:18:59,601 --> 01:19:01,091
Howdy folks.

1082
01:19:01,169 --> 01:19:03,000
You'll be glad you came
out today.

1083
01:19:03,071 --> 01:19:05,631
We've got a good rodeo
for you here in Gro Vont.

1084
01:19:05,707 --> 01:19:09,006
It rained a little earlier,
sun is out nice now.

1085
01:19:09,077 --> 01:19:11,841
Mud and fun is what rodeo
is all about.

1086
01:19:13,915 --> 01:19:16,179
( rodeo fans cheering )

1087
01:19:18,653 --> 01:19:21,053
Folks, let's have a big hand
for Joe Brannigan.

1088
01:19:21,123 --> 01:19:23,216
A big hand is all
he's gonna win today.

1089
01:19:31,466 --> 01:19:33,024
The timed mastery of a horse

1090
01:19:33,101 --> 01:19:35,194
is nothing more than
competitive sex...

1091
01:19:35,270 --> 01:19:37,704
to prove that man could
subjugate anything

1092
01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:40,970
wild and beautiful once
he gets it between his legs.

1093
01:19:41,042 --> 01:19:45,001
What gets me is they won a belt
buckle for lasting 8 seconds.

1094
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:46,945
Our next contestant
in the bull-dogging competition

1095
01:19:47,015 --> 01:19:49,381
is Hank Elkrunner from
right here in Gro Vont.

1096
01:20:01,129 --> 01:20:05,463
That 5.4 second ride puts
Hank Elkrunner square in the lead.

1097
01:20:05,534 --> 01:20:08,435
I fail to see how hurling
a dumb animal to the earth

1098
01:20:08,503 --> 01:20:10,562
makes a man the object
of mass approval.

1099
01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:12,266
Thank you kindly, Hank.

1100
01:20:12,340 --> 01:20:14,467
Looks like a stud to me.

1101
01:20:33,995 --> 01:20:36,486
Ladies and gentlemen,
if we just stay calm...

1102
01:20:36,565 --> 01:20:38,055
Iet our cowboys
get in there.

1103
01:20:38,133 --> 01:20:40,727
We do have professionals
on the scene.

1104
01:20:40,802 --> 01:20:42,861
Get somebody in here,
he's hurt.

1105
01:20:42,938 --> 01:20:44,769
I might ought to see
about Mom.

1106
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,205
I'll go with you.

1107
01:20:47,943 --> 01:20:50,070
Announcer: It's unfortunate
that these things happen...

1108
01:20:50,145 --> 01:20:51,874
Come on, move it.

1109
01:20:54,916 --> 01:20:57,407
Watch him--
Easy, easy.

1110
01:20:57,485 --> 01:20:58,918
Be back in a bit.

1111
01:20:59,654 --> 01:21:02,088
Thank you, fellas,
he's gonna be fine.

1112
01:21:07,762 --> 01:21:08,922
Momma.

1113
01:21:08,997 --> 01:21:11,363
I have to clean the floor
before Buddy comes home

1114
01:21:11,433 --> 01:21:13,094
because Buddy will be angry.

1115
01:21:13,168 --> 01:21:15,068
Momma, it's okay.
Leave the floor until later.

1116
01:21:15,136 --> 01:21:18,264
No, I can't leave any tracks
on the linoleum.

1117
01:21:24,012 --> 01:21:27,140
She's nuts.
Ought to be locked up.

1118
01:21:27,816 --> 01:21:29,443
This is your fault.

1119
01:21:29,517 --> 01:21:31,280
No more than you.

1120
01:21:31,353 --> 01:21:32,843
You!

1121
01:21:32,921 --> 01:21:35,719
My baby!
You killed my baby!

1122
01:21:35,790 --> 01:21:37,621
What's she talking about?

1123
01:21:39,261 --> 01:21:41,229
Mom, it's okay.

1124
01:21:43,765 --> 01:21:44,823
Mom!

1125
01:21:45,333 --> 01:21:46,891
Momma,
what are you doing?

1126
01:21:46,968 --> 01:21:48,902
Get this off of me!

1127
01:21:50,839 --> 01:21:53,205
Maurey: We need
to help her.

1128
01:22:05,921 --> 01:22:08,287
Announcer: Thank you, Hank.
We appreciate it.

1129
01:22:08,356 --> 01:22:09,983
- No. Get away.
- Easy ma'am.

1130
01:22:16,097 --> 01:22:17,394
Momma?

1131
01:22:19,234 --> 01:22:21,202
Hank: It's gonna be
all right.

1132
01:22:29,544 --> 01:22:32,445
Buddy will still be
at the hospital.

1133
01:22:32,514 --> 01:22:34,880
We'll follow you out there
in case you need us.

1134
01:22:37,719 --> 01:22:40,244
Pride means nothing
if you lose a good man.

1135
01:22:41,456 --> 01:22:43,321
Yeah.

1136
01:23:06,448 --> 01:23:08,507
Will someone please
explain to me

1137
01:23:08,583 --> 01:23:10,744
what all this pride
nonsense is about?

1138
01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:13,583
Life's too short for me
to waste any of it.

1139
01:23:16,624 --> 01:23:18,319
I'll see you around.

1140
01:23:31,573 --> 01:23:33,734
Hey, you can't get away
from me,

1141
01:23:33,808 --> 01:23:35,537
you red-skinned
son of a bitch.

1142
01:23:38,580 --> 01:23:40,309
You think she'll get him?

1143
01:23:40,382 --> 01:23:42,850
Hank don't stand a chance.

1144
01:23:42,917 --> 01:23:44,976
Lydia: Hey,
I'm your squaw damn it.

1145
01:23:45,053 --> 01:23:47,283
Hank,
you listen to me!

1146
01:24:02,370 --> 01:24:04,497
( door slamming )

1147
01:24:17,919 --> 01:24:19,580
( laughing )

1148
01:24:19,654 --> 01:24:20,985
Okay!

1149
01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:22,717
Geronimo, baby.

1150
01:24:58,493 --> 01:25:00,324
Weird.

1151
01:25:09,904 --> 01:25:12,839
You know why women
fake orgasms?

1152
01:25:12,907 --> 01:25:16,741
I don't give a hoot
why women fake orgasms...

1153
01:25:16,811 --> 01:25:18,938
I'm not comfortable.

1154
01:25:20,181 --> 01:25:22,979
- Women fake orgasms--
- Listen to the birthday girl!

1155
01:25:23,051 --> 01:25:27,147
Women fake orgasms...
because men fake foreplay.

1156
01:25:30,658 --> 01:25:32,751
Sometimes when I have
a real orgasm,

1157
01:25:32,827 --> 01:25:36,126
I tell the man that I faked it
just so he doesn't get cocky.

1158
01:25:36,197 --> 01:25:38,062
I hate cocky men.

1159
01:25:39,567 --> 01:25:42,593
My baby is going to be raised
on marshmallows.

1160
01:25:42,670 --> 01:25:45,571
I raised Sammy on Dr. Pepper
and look how he turned out.

1161
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:47,505
I turned out okay.

1162
01:25:47,575 --> 01:25:49,167
Says who?

1163
01:25:52,747 --> 01:25:54,146
Ahhh!

1164
01:25:54,482 --> 01:25:56,507
Get him, Hank!

1165
01:26:00,388 --> 01:26:02,322
Get his feet, Hank.

1166
01:26:05,460 --> 01:26:07,621
Get the marshmallows!
You're dead.

1167
01:26:13,201 --> 01:26:15,169
Put the marshmallows
in his ear.

1168
01:26:15,236 --> 01:26:17,363
- Say "uncle."
- No.

1169
01:26:17,438 --> 01:26:19,633
Hi ho Silver, away!

1170
01:26:23,845 --> 01:26:25,676
Maurey: Uh-oh.

1171
01:26:26,915 --> 01:26:28,610
Get up, Sam.

1172
01:26:30,585 --> 01:26:32,314
I said,
get up on your feet.

1173
01:26:34,355 --> 01:26:36,516
Samuel,
get on your feet.

1174
01:26:38,126 --> 01:26:42,085
This is your Sunday uniform
at the Custer Military Academy.

1175
01:26:42,163 --> 01:26:47,032
As soon as you clear that mucky
gunk out of your ear...

1176
01:26:47,101 --> 01:26:50,332
you'll go in the house
and put it on.

1177
01:26:50,405 --> 01:26:51,667
- Daddy.
- Be silent, girl.

1178
01:26:51,739 --> 01:26:53,673
We are going home now.

1179
01:26:53,741 --> 01:26:56,107
We will place Samuel
at Custer,

1180
01:26:56,177 --> 01:26:59,237
then you and I will proceed
onto Greensboro.

1181
01:26:59,314 --> 01:27:01,578
Wait a second.
We can't go home.

1182
01:27:01,649 --> 01:27:03,378
We're having a baby.

1183
01:27:04,519 --> 01:27:07,647
I'm sure that little girl
has a mother of her own.

1184
01:27:07,722 --> 01:27:09,849
My mother's
in a nut house.

1185
01:27:09,924 --> 01:27:11,323
Be that as it may,

1186
01:27:11,392 --> 01:27:14,361
you made your bed
and now you must lie in it.

1187
01:27:14,429 --> 01:27:18,695
I will not stand by and see
my grandson snared by a spider.

1188
01:27:18,766 --> 01:27:20,427
Maurey is not a spider.

1189
01:27:20,501 --> 01:27:22,025
I told you to be silent!

1190
01:27:22,103 --> 01:27:24,799
I won't. You can't come here
and ruin everything.

1191
01:27:24,872 --> 01:27:27,363
This is our home.
These people are our family.

1192
01:27:27,442 --> 01:27:28,500
Family?

1193
01:27:30,378 --> 01:27:34,280
A floozy, a Kiowa,
and a very pregnant little girl.

1194
01:27:35,116 --> 01:27:39,382
Which member of your new family
is going to pay next month's rent?

1195
01:27:39,454 --> 01:27:40,682
Blackfeet.

1196
01:27:44,158 --> 01:27:47,093
Just exactly what is that
supposed to mean?

1197
01:27:47,996 --> 01:27:50,931
I'm Blackfeet, not Kiowa.

1198
01:27:52,033 --> 01:27:54,900
I understand you live
in a one room trailer.

1199
01:27:54,969 --> 01:27:57,233
You think she's gonna like
living there

1200
01:27:57,305 --> 01:27:59,205
and carrying your papooses?

1201
01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:01,538
Daddy,
you're such an asshole.

1202
01:28:01,609 --> 01:28:03,008
Well that could be--

1203
01:28:03,077 --> 01:28:06,535
When you get to the point where
you can pay your way in life

1204
01:28:06,614 --> 01:28:08,514
you can live anywhere
you want

1205
01:28:08,583 --> 01:28:10,915
and in any disgusting
manner you want.

1206
01:28:10,985 --> 01:28:12,976
But, as long as I'm paying
the bills,

1207
01:28:13,054 --> 01:28:15,022
you will do as I dictate.

1208
01:28:15,089 --> 01:28:16,647
Is that understood?

1209
01:28:16,724 --> 01:28:20,319
Go inside and put your
uniform on.

1210
01:28:20,395 --> 01:28:23,262
Son, you don't have a lot
to say about it.

1211
01:28:44,352 --> 01:28:46,513
I decided life was
a gyp.

1212
01:28:46,587 --> 01:28:49,556
Why couldn't people just
do what I wanted?

1213
01:28:52,593 --> 01:28:55,756
Maurey wasn't in love with me.
Not in the right way.

1214
01:28:55,830 --> 01:28:58,958
If we were in love
like Romeo and Juliet--

1215
01:28:59,033 --> 01:29:00,728
we could fight Caspar.

1216
01:29:00,802 --> 01:29:04,294
We could flee into the mountains,
or chain ourselves to a rock.

1217
01:29:04,372 --> 01:29:08,706
Romeo and Juliet were 1 4 and
no one treated them like children.

1218
01:29:09,777 --> 01:29:12,109
But of course,
they died at the end.

1219
01:29:16,718 --> 01:29:19,346
Hey.
How'd you get here from town?

1220
01:29:19,420 --> 01:29:21,115
Hank brought me.

1221
01:29:21,189 --> 01:29:24,249
He's at the ranch
talking to Dad.

1222
01:29:24,325 --> 01:29:27,158
Your grandfather
isn't happy with you.

1223
01:29:27,228 --> 01:29:30,288
I'll never put on that uniform.
Never!

1224
01:29:30,365 --> 01:29:31,855
Yes you will.

1225
01:29:31,933 --> 01:29:35,630
You and Lydia are both hopeless
and we all know it.

1226
01:29:36,671 --> 01:29:39,003
I won't leave you
and the baby.

1227
01:29:39,073 --> 01:29:43,533
I'll hide in the mountains and live
on bushes and frogs if I have to.

1228
01:29:43,611 --> 01:29:46,444
We made a mistake.

1229
01:29:46,514 --> 01:29:49,381
This baby is coming whether
anybody's ready or not.

1230
01:29:53,321 --> 01:29:55,380
Don't be sad, Sam.

1231
01:29:56,991 --> 01:29:59,824
No matter how bad
everything is--

1232
01:29:59,894 --> 01:30:02,260
you and I will have a baby.

1233
01:30:02,330 --> 01:30:05,766
You'll be 1 8 in four years,
then you can come back.

1234
01:30:09,270 --> 01:30:10,635
Come on.

1235
01:30:12,507 --> 01:30:13,997
Come on.

1236
01:30:15,843 --> 01:30:17,435
Sam:
I'm gonna get you.

1237
01:30:17,512 --> 01:30:19,503
You're going in the water.

1238
01:30:21,215 --> 01:30:23,513
- Sam...
- Are you okay?

1239
01:30:23,584 --> 01:30:25,518
I just felt the baby.

1240
01:30:31,225 --> 01:30:33,455
P.A.: Dr. Jenkins to labor
and delivery.

1241
01:30:40,067 --> 01:30:42,433
Congratulations,
Mr. Pierce.

1242
01:30:42,503 --> 01:30:44,300
You're a grandfather.

1243
01:30:44,372 --> 01:30:46,033
What about me?

1244
01:30:52,780 --> 01:30:54,680
You have a daughter.

1245
01:31:15,136 --> 01:31:17,297
Her name is Shannon.

1246
01:31:17,371 --> 01:31:19,202
That's pretty.

1247
01:31:19,273 --> 01:31:21,241
Can I touch her?

1248
01:31:23,511 --> 01:31:26,378
Okay, but be gentle.
Babies aren't footballs.

1249
01:31:26,447 --> 01:31:29,075
Yeah, they don't travel
as far when you kick them.

1250
01:31:29,150 --> 01:31:31,516
That's not funny, Sam.

1251
01:31:45,766 --> 01:31:49,133
I hope she grows up to have
my looks and Dad's brains.

1252
01:31:50,204 --> 01:31:52,138
Well, what about me?

1253
01:31:52,206 --> 01:31:54,333
She'll have your heart.

1254
01:31:55,776 --> 01:31:59,177
It's hard to see how goo
on a sock can lead to this.

1255
01:32:00,648 --> 01:32:02,673
Pretty cool, huh?

1256
01:32:02,750 --> 01:32:04,274
Yeah.

1257
01:32:05,353 --> 01:32:07,821
( baby cooing )

1258
01:32:21,602 --> 01:32:24,230
- I want to go home.
- After we eat.

1259
01:32:27,408 --> 01:32:31,538
Whoa, I can't go in there,
my grandfather will kidnap me.

1260
01:32:31,612 --> 01:32:34,274
You're grandfather
will not kidnap you.

1261
01:32:34,348 --> 01:32:37,715
Yeah, he'll take me straight
to Custer Military Academy.

1262
01:32:37,785 --> 01:32:39,719
I won't let him.

1263
01:32:40,955 --> 01:32:42,582
Come on.

1264
01:32:46,260 --> 01:32:47,625
Hi, Sam.

1265
01:32:56,003 --> 01:32:58,665
So, what did she name
the baby?

1266
01:32:58,739 --> 01:33:00,468
Shannon.

1267
01:33:00,541 --> 01:33:03,408
Oh my God...
that will never do.

1268
01:33:03,477 --> 01:33:05,809
My baby's name
is Shannon.

1269
01:33:05,880 --> 01:33:09,407
Who do I have to fuck in this
joint to get a cup of coffee?

1270
01:33:09,483 --> 01:33:11,348
Keep your
pants zipped, Jack.

1271
01:33:12,420 --> 01:33:13,717
Mom?

1272
01:33:13,788 --> 01:33:15,722
Mutual trust
and respect.

1273
01:33:15,790 --> 01:33:18,554
Always remember what
our relationship is based on.

1274
01:33:18,626 --> 01:33:21,959
I may have a granddaughter,
but I'm not 30 yet.

1275
01:33:22,029 --> 01:33:24,156
You can't work here,
Lydia.

1276
01:33:24,231 --> 01:33:25,721
Watch me.

1277
01:33:25,800 --> 01:33:28,234
She won't last a month.

1278
01:33:28,302 --> 01:33:32,261
First time she breaks a fingernail
she'll be coming home to daddy.

1279
01:33:32,340 --> 01:33:34,001
Fat chance, Daddy.

1280
01:33:35,176 --> 01:33:37,644
Does this mean I don't
have to go to Custer?

1281
01:33:37,712 --> 01:33:40,078
That's right--
As long as we pay our own way

1282
01:33:40,147 --> 01:33:42,047
the old goat
can't force us anywhere.

1283
01:33:42,116 --> 01:33:44,949
She'll never make the rent
on tips.

1284
01:33:45,019 --> 01:33:47,112
- Well, Dot does.
- And, I'm moving in too.

1285
01:33:47,188 --> 01:33:49,053
I'm selling my trailer
and coming to town.

1286
01:33:49,123 --> 01:33:51,523
Maurey's family will help
pay our rent.

1287
01:33:51,592 --> 01:33:53,253
Maurey's moving in?

1288
01:33:53,327 --> 01:33:56,387
Part time, while Buddy's
up at the ranch.

1289
01:33:56,464 --> 01:33:58,762
Now, what can I get
you fellas?

1290
01:33:58,833 --> 01:34:01,734
I don't have all day
to chitchat with the rabble.

1291
01:34:09,043 --> 01:34:10,806
( baby cooing )

1292
01:34:25,026 --> 01:34:28,621
Sam Callahan,
I want to have your baby.

1293
01:34:28,696 --> 01:34:32,188
We all want to have
your baby.

1294
01:34:32,266 --> 01:34:35,235
We want you to be the dad
of the new generation.

1295
01:34:36,270 --> 01:34:39,797
I'm sorry, I would love
to father your child,

1296
01:34:39,874 --> 01:34:43,173
but my heart belongs
to my true love.

1297
01:34:43,244 --> 01:34:46,907
It's not proper to have babies
by more than one girl at a time.

1298
01:34:48,049 --> 01:34:50,108
You've broken my heart.

1299
01:34:50,184 --> 01:34:51,981
Be strong.

1300
01:34:52,053 --> 01:34:56,717
Someday you will understand
the theory of one man, one baby.

1301
01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:08,696
I'm going into Green River
after cheerleading practice...

1302
01:35:08,769 --> 01:35:11,237
so you'll have to handle
the 6:00 feeding.

1303
01:35:11,305 --> 01:35:13,535
I'm the father,
not the baby-sitter.

1304
01:35:14,475 --> 01:35:15,703
Same difference.

1305
01:35:17,611 --> 01:35:19,306
Now be a good baby.

1306
01:35:21,615 --> 01:35:23,742
Lydia will help you
if you need anything.

1307
01:35:24,819 --> 01:35:26,844
I won't need Lydia.

1308
01:35:29,223 --> 01:35:30,918
- Bye.
- Bye, Sam.

1309
01:35:36,197 --> 01:35:39,496
The future lay before Sam
like the great American novel

1310
01:35:39,567 --> 01:35:42,001
just waiting to be written.

1311
01:35:42,069 --> 01:35:45,095
Lydia would marry Hank
and join the Welcome Wagon.

1312
01:35:45,172 --> 01:35:47,163
Maurey would grow
to love Sam

1313
01:35:47,241 --> 01:35:49,971
the way mothers are supposed
to love fathers.

1314
01:35:50,044 --> 01:35:52,774
Shannon would grow up
to be beautiful, talented

1315
01:35:52,847 --> 01:35:54,644
and virginal.

1316
01:35:54,715 --> 01:35:58,116
Sam knew the trail head
would be long, steep,

1317
01:35:58,185 --> 01:36:00,153
and littered with
horse manure.

1318
01:36:00,221 --> 01:36:02,052
But he was ready now.

1319
01:36:02,123 --> 01:36:04,091
Because somehow,
someway,

1320
01:36:04,158 --> 01:36:07,252
the waitress, the Indian,
the cheerleader

1321
01:36:07,328 --> 01:36:11,162
and the 15-year-old father
would survive.

1322
01:36:11,232 --> 01:36:14,326
They were the modern
American family.

1323
01:36:25,813 --> 01:36:28,782
( swinging surf beat )

1324
01:36:28,849 --> 01:36:32,182
♪ Do the manta ray,
do the squid ♪

1325
01:36:32,253 --> 01:36:35,154
♪ Oh yeah, baby,
like I knew you did ♪

1326
01:36:35,222 --> 01:36:38,282
♪ Do the mussel, baby,
do the gill ♪

1327
01:36:38,359 --> 01:36:41,624
♪ Oh yeah, baby,
I like how that feels ♪

1328
01:36:41,695 --> 01:36:43,993
♪ Yahoo, swim it down ♪

1329
01:36:44,064 --> 01:36:47,158
♪ Yahoo, check my fins out ♪

1330
01:36:47,234 --> 01:36:50,169
♪ Yahoo, get on your mark ♪

1331
01:36:50,237 --> 01:36:53,604
♪ Yahoo, let's do the shark ♪

1332
01:36:59,180 --> 01:37:02,445
♪ Yahoo, swim it down ♪

1333
01:37:02,516 --> 01:37:05,508
♪ Yahoo, check my fins out ♪

1334
01:37:05,586 --> 01:37:08,817
♪ Yahoo, get on your mark ♪

1335
01:37:08,889 --> 01:37:12,188
♪ Yahoo, let's do the shark ♪

1336
01:37:17,798 --> 01:37:20,961
♪ Yahoo, swim it down ♪

1337
01:37:21,035 --> 01:37:24,129
♪ Yahoo, check her fins out ♪

1338
01:37:24,205 --> 01:37:27,038
e Yahoo, get on your mark e

1339
01:37:27,107 --> 01:37:30,372
e Yahoo, let's do the shark e

1340
01:37:39,486 --> 01:37:41,386
e Yahoo e

1341
01:37:42,656 --> 01:37:44,419
e Yahoo e

1342
01:37:45,759 --> 01:37:48,250
e Yahoo e

1343
01:37:48,329 --> 01:37:50,593
e Yahoo e

1344
01:37:57,972 --> 01:38:01,100
e Do the macarena,
do the pike e

1345
01:38:01,175 --> 01:38:04,144
e Now that's what it
should feel like e

1346
01:38:04,211 --> 01:38:06,679
e Yahoo e

1347
01:38:06,747 --> 01:38:08,908
e Yahoo e

1348
01:38:09,984 --> 01:38:12,009
e Yahoo e

1349
01:38:25,799 --> 01:38:28,859
e Do the surf fish,
my heart don't miss e

1350
01:38:28,936 --> 01:38:32,030
e Swimming in the sea,
just you and me e

1351
01:38:32,106 --> 01:38:33,437
e Yahoo e

1352
01:38:33,507 --> 01:38:35,600
e Yahoo. e